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<i>Previously on The L Word</i>
Do you need a ride?

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Yeah.

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I'm not gonna go let Shay live in some
homeless shelter

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the way I did when I was a kid.

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I'm begging you.
Please just let him go to school here.

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I'm your just been offered
a hundred thousand dollar record deal

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with Thrill City Records boyfriend!

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I hate to say it man,
but the NR guy called back.

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See, you won't be actually in the band.

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I know you were
at Cherie Jaffe's party last week.

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I'll take some shots and I'll send them
to Hugo Boss himself.

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I'm not a model.

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It's too bad you can't prove
your critic was wrong

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about her girlfriend's
unimpeachable integrity.

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- I wander if you can do me a favor.
- Yeah?

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I'm trying to find a friend of mine,
Lindsay, who I went to Summer Camp with.

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I can do a computer search,

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see what I can come up with.

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Phyllis!

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Hi, it's good to see you.

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I wanted to thank you for last night.
I had a lovely time.

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I especially loved Alice.

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She's so vibrant.

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Yeah, okay. Up, Higher, yeah.
Left, no, the other left.

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Okay, yeah, good, good, so fucking left.
Okay,

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alright, now, come make circles
or something.

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Circles are good, circles...

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Oh yeah!
Okay, bigger circles.

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Bigger.
Okay, not that big. No, no, no, no.

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No, alright. You know what?

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Just think about...

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Think about like what you like.

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Oh, wow, okay, nice surprise.

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A , okay, good.

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Alright, now,

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both, yeah. Keep...

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Keep both, it's good,
keep them, keep going, keep going,

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keep them both.

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Yeah, yeah, keep it inside.
Okay, now,

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now what I want you to do

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is just...
What? Teeth?

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Teeth? No, no, no, teeth.
No teeth, no, no, no.

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Okay, teeth are good.

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Fuck! Okay, great, you're doing so good.

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Oh Jesus, fucking a christ. Okay, yeah.

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Oh good.
Okay, and then,

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just like, yeah, that's good in it.
You just keep all that, oh yeah.

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Oh fuck, oh yeah fuck!

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Yeah, this is good, okay!
Oh yeah,

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fuck!
Fuck, FUCK!

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Wow...

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Wow...

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That was good.

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So, did you orgasm? You did, right?

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Phyllis,
for future reference,

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when a girl you're fuckin'
scream really loud,

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<b>then... like that,

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it's a pretty good indication
you made her come.

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I can't believe

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how wonderful this is.

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It is the most amazing feeling
to make a woman come.

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You've made yourself come, right?

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Of course, but that was my necessity.

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This is pleasure.

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Pure unalterated pleasure.

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It's what I've been
dreaming and fantasizing about,

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wishing for forever.

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Welcome to the wonderful world of Disney.

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God, you are good at this.

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I might.

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But you're a really good student.

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Alice,

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I want to be the professor!

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See you, Shane. I'm going.

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Do you have everything?

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Oh...

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I forgot to give you this.

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What is it?

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That's a school night.

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Well, look, I'm gonna try to get to this

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thing. I just, uh...

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I don't know if I can do that, Shay.

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What are we gonna tell the kids?

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We'll just tell them
we had to take Smorkie to the farm.

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That's what my parents told me.

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Debbie?

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Oh, me?

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- Is that right?
- Yes, Debbie is my name.

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I'm not so good at remembering people names.

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Is this Sounder?

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- Isn't she precious?
- Yes, he is. Hi,

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- hi!
- Like I was saying, Debbie,

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Sounder is a super old dog.
She's

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almost 11, she's got cataracts,

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and under her coat
you'll feel some tumors, but

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that just what happens as they get older.

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She has some incontinence,
but that's to be expective.

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I'm sure you've had to deal with that
with all the older dogs you've taken.

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Oh, yeah, I've dealt with

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- incontinence a lot.
- Oh, don't be upset, Debbie.

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She's... she's not in pain.

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Oh I think it's so lovely
what you do for old dogs.

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Taking them into care foster in their final days.

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You know, all sentient beings
deserve to die surrounded by love.

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" Namaste".

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"Namaste".

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I think she likes me.

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I think she's not feeling very well.

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She usually does that a few times
before she...

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Oh my godness...

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I'll take her.

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- "Shouting Out Love" by The Emotions -

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If I wanna hit in with a girl, then I do.

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It's really that simple.

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I've only been turned down once in my life.

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Who turned you down?

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Selma Johnson...

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My mother, God bless her.

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- What?!
- Her best friend.

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Oh you got turned down
by your mother's best friend.

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Well, I mean, no wonder, hello.

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Well, she turned me down when I was 12, but

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we hit in when I was 17.
Thanks.

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And she was worth the way.

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<b>She was one fucking hot... lady,
you know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, I so do know what you're saying.

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Why don't you just tell me
who you've been hit in with lately, huh?

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Besides the love one you had
in the back of a limo.

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Oh no one.

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I mean, no one you know.
I'm sure. Maybe.

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Was she good?

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Yeah. Good, yeah. Different.
Different.

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Good. She was good, she was great.
What am I saying?

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She was great.
Just, you know, she's not my normal type.

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Not that I have a type, but uh...

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Yeah, I don't know, I think
it's not about sticking with what you know,

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right now, for me.
You know, different is good.

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Yeah, different sounds married, Alice.

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Just keep that on the DL, okay?

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You don't wanna be dodgin' bullets,
you know?

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No, it's not like that, Papi.
I mean, I know when to keep it in my pants.

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It's okay.

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Shit, I don't...

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Yeah, I just think for me right now,
it's about new portals.

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- I don't know what that means.
- New portals, new frontiers, new

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openings,
like places to meet girls.

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Which I would love
to tell the girls on OurChart,

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where to meet girls, 'cause,
you know, you say you know. So...

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Okay.

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Well, there are lots of places, but,

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- I'll tell you the best one.
- Oh!

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Every Sunday, there's a lesbian pick-up
baskestball game in West Hollywood Park.

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I don't leave there without at last
one girl and, like, a couple of digits.

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Yeah, it's hot, too. It's, like, all kinds of girls,
like, all sweaty and shit.

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- That sounds great! I mean, it sounds hot.
- Yeah. It smells hot.

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You should come too, like this sunday,
my whole crew is going.

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I can even get you on a team.

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<b>But it's more like...
if your bring your own.

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- Oh, so you make a little team?
- Yeah.

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Oh my friends and I,
we can make a little team.

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We could.

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Whatcha gonna call your little team, huh?
The "bourgie-ass girls"?

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- No, more like the kick-your-ass girls.
- Oh, right, right.

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Well, just make sure you bring
Vanilla Spice.

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- You mean Shane?
- Yes, Shame.

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La pendejita.

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We're gonna hurt you so bad,
look, you are already trippen.

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Oh yeah. Ooh, we're so scared
to play basketball with Papi.

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Yeah, well, you should be, 'cause,

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we're gonna wip your asses
all the way back to Rodeo Drive

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so you could go shopping which is by the way
the only sport you can play.

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Oh, we'll be there, Papi, okay?

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And you can save the shit
for the field, all right?

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It's called the court.

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Whatever.

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It's on.

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It's so fuckin' on.

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- "Music To Watch Girls By"
by Andy Williams -

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- Good morning, Chancellor.
- Oh, Bette, good morning.

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Lovely day, isn't it?
No,

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astounding day.

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Absolutely life-altering.

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Oh yeah, it is.
It's a nice morning.

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Did you...

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did you do something different?
Did you change your hair or...

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You might say that.

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Well, listen.
I'm about to go meet Skip Connolly

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and I was just gonna drop by your office
to see if you had any

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- words of advice for his tour.
- Just three.

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Kiss his ass.
He's one of our wealthy donors,

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and he hasn't given us a dime
since that performance art,

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- fiasco last year.
- Yeah, I heard he's very conservative.

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Conservative is
a little left of where he is.

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He and George W. grew up playing
GI Joes together.

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Use strategic.
Show him what he wants to see.

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Wait, you're not asking me to...

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censure,

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suppress any student artwork, are you?

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I'm telling to choose your battles wisely,
Bette.

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Where are you taking him?

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Well, I was going to take him
to the Foundation Building

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and then I was gonna take him to
Jodi Lerner's graduate scuplture studio.

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Good.

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Jodi will impress him.

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- Skip is really into big names.
- I'm so excited to meet her too.

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Our orientation drove me so crazy
that this is

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actually the first time
I've had to introduce myself.

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Today at lunch we should go over
the donors list.

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Okay.

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And I have something fun to tell you.

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Oh.
I'm looking forward to it.

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I gotta say, you really,
you really are radiating something.

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Really. Anyway, I'd better go prepare
for my meeting with Skip.

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I just hope I don't end up on OurChart.

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Phyllis, you can't end up on the chart
unless...

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Fuck me!

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I'm sorry.

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I'm trying to get over this. I just,
I feel the toasty side, I feel like I

219
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missed the party, I feel old
for the first time which is really...

220
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Baby, if you feel old,
then I am just back from the dead.

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<b>Babe, you're only 36 years old
with a 19 year old...

222
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I'm sure there's a whole lot of
Rock and Roll left in you.

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You know how much I love you.

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<b>Why don't you go back home and
play your...

225
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Come on, baby. It seems that that'd

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be the thing bringing your modjo back.
It just... Yeah?

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I'm sorry, I just...

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I don't really feel like playing guitar,
right now.

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Well, you'd better,

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because,

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I am going to record

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the song that you wrote for me for the cd.

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What, "Bareback"?

234
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I tought you said that was too nasty.

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I like it because it's
really, really, really nasty.

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That's why we're gonna sing it together.

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What, you're...

238
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You're gonna do a duet with me on

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- your new record.
- Yes.

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Yes.

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So, why don't you go home rehearse,
get it going, get it started.

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<b>You know, you've got a lot to do.
Yes,... going.

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- Okay. Alright
- Yeah... Alright?

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She challenged us.

245
00:13:48,146 --> 00:13:50,800
Yes, and she's calling you like
"Vanilla Spice".

246
00:13:50,808 --> 00:13:52,791
And she said all we can do is shop.

247
00:13:53,997 --> 00:13:55,773
Back to school night? What's that?

248
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,701
Yes, I'm pying.

249
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:01,800
No, Shane, we've got to kick their asses.
It's the point.

250
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:05,001
Wait, West Hollywood is our territory,
we can't just let them

251
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:07,791
have it without putting up a fight.
You know what I mean?

252
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:09,793
Yeah,

253
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:12,671
and, and, and, she said like

254
00:14:12,676 --> 00:14:15,230
30 of the hottest girls show up
every sunday.

255
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:16,273
Yeah.

256
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:17,530
I know.

257
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:22,030
Okay. Oh great!
I know you would be on the team.

258
00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:25,283
Okay. We have to think of a game plan, so...

259
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,581
Alright, we'll talk later.
Okay, bye.

260
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:50,990
Oh! Oh God!

261
00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:53,182
- I'm so sorry, Jodi.
- You scared the hell out of me!

262
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,830
I didn't mean to startle you.
I'm very, very sorry.

263
00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:59,333
I was just trying to introduce myself.

264
00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:01,412
<b>She doesn't like people
sneaking up when she works.

265
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,420
It breaks her concentration
and it freaks her out.

266
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:07,503
I wasn't thinking. I'm very sorry.
I was just trying to...

267
00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,831
I was just trying to introduce myself.
I'm Bette Porter.

268
00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:14,443
- Yeah, I'm Tom Mater, I'm Jodi's interpretor.
- Oh, nice to meet you.

269
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,752
Oh, I'm such a huge admirer of Jodi's work.

270
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:20,090
If you want to say something,
talk to me, not Tom.

271
00:15:20,098 --> 00:15:21,931
Yes, just face her.

272
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:24,192
She wants to be able to read your lips

273
00:15:24,197 --> 00:15:26,130
- and look into your eyes.
- Oh, okay.

274
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,853
- I'm Bette Porter.
- I know.

275
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:34,452
I saw your Instilation at the Hammer
2 years ago and it was just...

276
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,161
It was just stunning

277
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,041
and I'm so thrilled to have you here
working with us.

278
00:15:39,048 --> 00:15:40,002
Thank you.

279
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,932
<b>And I'm sorry that at first
but the business has to be so

280
00:15:43,198 --> 00:15:45,821
petty and annoying but there's something
that I need

281
00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:47,162
your help with.

282
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,892
I hope you'll be okay with that.

283
00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:51,860
- Okay.
- Okay,

284
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:57,791
I was at the studio, at your studio,
and I was looking at some of the student work

285
00:15:57,795 --> 00:16:00,161
and it's really pretty.

286
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:03,782
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

287
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:07,441
I was at your studio and
I was looking at the student work.

288
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,930
It's so

289
00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:10,943
impressive.
I mean, they've clearly

290
00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:13,583
already been so affected by you.

291
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:17,710
I'm just trying to open them up.

292
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,362
You know, they think
they're aready formed as artists.

293
00:16:20,368 --> 00:16:23,740
When they should be exploring
their own inner voices.

294
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:28,261
There's a radical

295
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:30,483
sculpture in the studio,
which is

296
00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:32,763
crude and brilliant

297
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,593
and enormous.

298
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:38,140
Oh you mean Loni Shitman's piece.

299
00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:41,173
She is so gifted.

300
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:44,423
A little intense.
A little intense?

301
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:47,363
She's the parasitic twin of Valerie Solanas.

302
00:16:49,395 --> 00:16:51,580
Anyway, my first day here
she brought it in,

303
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,833
saying how weird it was,

304
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,092
how bad her work is, you know.

305
00:16:57,198 --> 00:17:00,301
All that young tortured artist crap.

306
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:01,790
But,

307
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:05,922
after 3 days working on it,
here in the studio,

308
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:09,742
she finally put her hair back from her eyes,

309
00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:11,143
and she said,

310
00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:13,340
"I'm starting to realize it".

311
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:15,870
Well, it is powerful and,

312
00:17:16,107 --> 00:17:17,853
and confrontational.

313
00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:20,912
But today

314
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:24,780
I'm bringing Skip Connelli, one of
our biggest donor to tour the studio and...

315
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,642
- Oh, I know him.
- You do?

316
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,443
I've seen him wealthy.

317
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,592
- Impressionist art collector.
- Right, right.

318
00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:33,460
Sleeps with the ennemy.

319
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:38,490
- He's not gonna like that piece.
- No. No.

320
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,710
You know what I have to ask you.

321
00:17:44,525 --> 00:17:47,623
You want me to...

322
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:54,333
put Loni's piece in a corner
until

323
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,802
after the donor has doned, right?

324
00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,180
But just for the afternoon.

325
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,923
Just for the afternoon.

326
00:18:03,577 --> 00:18:07,251
Thank you so much for understanding.
I really, really appreciate it.

327
00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:10,743
I'm gonna go meet him now and
I'm gonna bring him by a little bit later.

328
00:18:11,277 --> 00:18:13,613
Thank you.

329
00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:14,890
Thank you.

330
00:18:23,076 --> 00:18:24,212
Shut up!

331
00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:27,263
- "Je Ne Te Connais Pas"
by Prototypes -

332
00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:31,403
Oh my god!

333
00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:35,643
I am so allergic to you.

334
00:18:36,795 --> 00:18:38,173
Hi.

335
00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:41,310
I'd love to make an appointment with...

336
00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:46,010
Dr Scott, please.
That would be awesome.

337
00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:48,373
An emergency vet appointment, please.

338
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:52,753
Yeah, could she see me right now?

339
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,062
Okay, that would be great.

340
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:58,033
Okay, great, thank you.
My name?

341
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:01,763
My name is

342
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:03,761
Debbie

343
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:06,281
Oxnard.

344
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,732
I will be there very very soon.

345
00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,070
You don't like your food, do you?

346
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,963
I like it alright.

347
00:19:22,975 --> 00:19:25,360
<b>I went on this...

348
00:19:25,805 --> 00:19:27,291
I was really into it.

349
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,982
But after about two months
I found myself sort of

350
00:19:29,986 --> 00:19:32,411
falling up the stairs to my dorm.

351
00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:34,650
I guess I need my meat.

352
00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:38,283
Brooke,

353
00:19:38,535 --> 00:19:40,161
I really like you a lot.

354
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:44,712
I really like you too, Max.

355
00:19:46,378 --> 00:19:47,351
I mean,

356
00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:53,030
no guy has ever wanted to wait to get
to know me better before having sex.

357
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,912
I have something
I have to tell you about myself.

358
00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,891
And I want to explain it to you, because

359
00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:02,603
I feel like you're really special, you know?

360
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:05,391
And I don't want there
to be any secrets between us.

361
00:20:07,547 --> 00:20:09,111
Don't tell me; let me guess.

362
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:13,003
You are an escaped convict
on the lam from the law.

363
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,882
I really trust you, you know?

364
00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:27,300
I just...

365
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:28,580
it's all new to me,

366
00:20:28,815 --> 00:20:30,073
this whole thing. And I,

367
00:20:30,287 --> 00:20:31,783
I just want you to know that.

368
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,152
What do you have to tell me?

369
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,263
I've always felt like a man.

370
00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:40,941
Inside. For my whole life.

371
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,020
And, I mean,

372
00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:45,241
now that I know what that feeling is,

373
00:20:46,335 --> 00:20:48,400
I'm physically becoming one.

374
00:20:50,057 --> 00:20:53,043
I'm not really sure I understand
what you're trying to tell me.

375
00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,623
I'm going through a transition.

376
00:20:58,538 --> 00:21:01,013
I've been taking testosterone
for the past year

377
00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:02,932
and I'm under the care of this doctor.

378
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:04,933
And I've been living as a man,

379
00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:07,153
and soon I'm physically gonna be
one as well.

380
00:21:12,735 --> 00:21:14,560
I was born a girl.

381
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:18,722
And I still kinda have like a woman's body.
I mean, even though I am a man.

382
00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:20,380
- My God.
- Wait, Brooke.

383
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:22,702
- Look, I know this is a lot...
- You're a freak.

384
00:21:23,278 --> 00:21:25,133
I don't date freaks.

385
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,012
How dare you? Liar.

386
00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:30,080
What do you think I am?

387
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,783
Come on, Bette...

388
00:21:42,796 --> 00:21:44,862
I'll tell you.
If someone wanted me to lead the University

389
00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:48,541
just because of my color, my economic status,
I'd be insulted.

390
00:21:48,547 --> 00:21:51,461
That mission should be based on merit,
not "need".

391
00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:54,813
Well, I think there are a lot of other issues
at stake with proposition 209.

392
00:21:54,817 --> 00:21:56,773
Skip Connelli, let me introduce you

393
00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:59,793
<b>to our... artist-residence, Jodi Lerner.

394
00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:02,460
- This is her assistant, Tom Mater.
- I'm her interpretor.

395
00:22:02,728 --> 00:22:05,343
- Interpretor.
- A pleasure to meet you, Miss Lerner.

396
00:22:05,348 --> 00:22:08,072
I'm very curious to see what
you've been up to with my old armada.

397
00:22:08,738 --> 00:22:09,930
Oh please,

398
00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:12,893
feel free to look around.
There's some of the student work.

399
00:22:13,436 --> 00:22:16,950
- I'll hope you find it... stimulating.
- Thank you.

400
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,241
I thought we had an understanding.

401
00:22:42,148 --> 00:22:46,482
My understanding was that you wanted me
to capitulate to some asshole's reptilian politics

402
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:48,510
to get money out of him,
and that I will never do.

403
00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:50,181
No, actually, what I asked you
to do was

404
00:22:50,187 --> 00:22:52,323
to put the students and the university
ahead of your own ego

405
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,802
so we could get the reptile's money
in order to make art,

406
00:22:54,805 --> 00:22:56,440
not bombs. And you agreed.

407
00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:08,313
This is called
"The Unauthorized Abortion of W.".

408
00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:12,572
Some of the most powerful student work
I've seen.

409
00:23:12,717 --> 00:23:14,092
It's an abomination.

410
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:17,052
- And an abuse of university funds.
- Look, Skip, don't you think,

411
00:23:17,055 --> 00:23:20,201
really, that the primary mission of
the university is to

412
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,060
provide a safe haven

413
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,842
to explore ideas and

414
00:23:23,847 --> 00:23:25,803
- expand boundaries?
- Not on my dollar.

415
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:29,480
Skip, this is one artist among hundreds here,
who's just trying out her voice.

416
00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,611
I mean, really, isn't that what
graduate school's about, supporting...

417
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,060
Well, I sure as hell won't be supporting it.
Thank you very much.

418
00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:35,092
Good day.

419
00:23:38,428 --> 00:23:40,222
Just leave him alone.

420
00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:42,110
Then call him

421
00:23:42,858 --> 00:23:45,912
and give him the speech about how
the Impressionists met with the same response

422
00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:49,611
when they debuted their work
in Paris in 1874.

423
00:23:50,688 --> 00:23:53,150
Now, on top of everything,
you're gonna tell me how to do my job?

424
00:24:02,068 --> 00:24:05,332
She's eaten a quarter pound of coffee.
I think she's going through kinda shock.

425
00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:07,842
- I get the doctor right away.
- What the hell were you thinking?

426
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:11,252
Exuse me, Rich.
I turned around for a minute.

427
00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:13,960
One minute, and
she's already half way through the bag.

428
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,610
Oh my god.

429
00:24:15,877 --> 00:24:17,140
Molly!

430
00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:28,503
You're gonna be okay, Molly.
We love you.

431
00:24:31,578 --> 00:24:33,501
Sounder Oxnard?

432
00:24:33,896 --> 00:24:34,993
Me.

433
00:24:35,168 --> 00:24:36,630
- Oh hi.
- Hi.

434
00:24:36,856 --> 00:24:37,893
You can come on in.

435
00:24:41,476 --> 00:24:42,930
How long have you had her, Debbie?

436
00:24:42,938 --> 00:24:45,402
About 11 eleven years,
since she was a puppy.

437
00:24:45,406 --> 00:24:47,331
My longuest relationship.

438
00:24:48,747 --> 00:24:52,053
I don't know how many times I've heard that.
Girl best friends, huh?

439
00:24:52,067 --> 00:24:55,131
I've been through
3 girlfriends with her and,

440
00:24:56,178 --> 00:25:00,570
you know, they leave but then they always
wanna come back to visit Sounder.

441
00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:04,763
Debbie,

442
00:25:05,328 --> 00:25:07,181
you know that Sounder is pretty old.

443
00:25:08,457 --> 00:25:11,471
And she feels to me like
she's really slowing down.

444
00:25:12,475 --> 00:25:14,332
What I'm trying to say is that

445
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:16,092
Sounder is not really sick.
She's just...

446
00:25:16,096 --> 00:25:17,893
I know what's gonna happen.

447
00:25:18,698 --> 00:25:19,713
Your eyes are swollen.

448
00:25:21,637 --> 00:25:24,393
Would you want a washup?
Can I give you anything at all?

449
00:25:24,838 --> 00:25:25,821
Thanks.

450
00:25:27,697 --> 00:25:30,830
- Debbie, I don't know what to say.
- It must be hard, this job.

451
00:25:31,145 --> 00:25:33,572
<b>- ...
- Oh god no!

452
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,110
No! Not really.

453
00:25:35,528 --> 00:25:37,753
I just can't imagine
doing anything else, you know?

454
00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:40,951
Most kids play doctor when
they're grewing up. I played vet.

455
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,170
I had this cat, Tweety.

456
00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:44,410
She had like

457
00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:47,471
300 fake operations by the time I was 6.

458
00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,013
These guys are my family, you know?

459
00:25:51,948 --> 00:25:53,493
Are they your whole family?

460
00:25:54,597 --> 00:25:55,683
Almost.

461
00:25:56,845 --> 00:25:58,342
This is my whole family.

462
00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:00,241
This is

463
00:26:00,585 --> 00:26:04,793
Sparky, it's my perfect little buddy,
and that's Stacey, my girlfriend.

464
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:08,023
- She's a journalist.
- Oh right.

465
00:26:08,198 --> 00:26:10,053
You've a beautiful family.

466
00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:11,960
Thanks.

467
00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:16,090
So it's like, it's like uh,
you're drying your nails.

468
00:26:16,097 --> 00:26:18,061
- Drying your nails.
- You're drying your nails.

469
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,693
You got that? Okay, block me.

470
00:26:19,695 --> 00:26:21,512
Come here and block me.
I'm gonna try to shoot.

471
00:26:21,517 --> 00:26:24,421
Figure that's like... you know what I mean.
I'm coming

472
00:26:24,886 --> 00:26:26,992
I'm gonna be like this then you have to,

473
00:26:26,995 --> 00:26:29,851
you know, I mean, like this!
I'm coming in.

474
00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,761
But you're there, and you're there
and... Come on!

475
00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:35,313
Oh, check it out.

476
00:26:35,457 --> 00:26:37,701
- Oh yeah, great, Alice.
- This is good.

477
00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:39,131
- You know what?
- Yeah?

478
00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:40,430
I think we need to take a break.

479
00:26:40,857 --> 00:26:43,110
Helena, we've got the game on sunday.
We have to train.

480
00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:45,060
And I still have to teach you
how to slap the asses.

481
00:26:45,455 --> 00:26:46,333
Alice,

482
00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:47,753
I have 5

483
00:26:47,977 --> 00:26:50,113
job interviews today, alright?

484
00:26:50,116 --> 00:26:51,430
I'm knackered

485
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:53,233
and I've just ripped your favorite teeshirt.

486
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,293
- I could really do the glass of wine.
- Okay.

487
00:26:56,928 --> 00:26:58,083
Uh, Helena,

488
00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:00,862
you might wanna take a look at this
because you just got it in!

489
00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:02,071
Over the shoulder.

490
00:27:02,075 --> 00:27:03,693
- I did?
- Over your head!

491
00:27:03,696 --> 00:27:05,551
Without even looking!

492
00:27:06,046 --> 00:27:07,980
I think you might be our secret weapon.

493
00:27:09,687 --> 00:27:10,801
Wow,

494
00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:12,583
Phyllis, hi.
What are you doing here?

495
00:27:12,585 --> 00:27:14,132
I just dropped by to give you this.

496
00:27:14,406 --> 00:27:15,342
Oh...

497
00:27:16,975 --> 00:27:17,822
Oh, yeah!

498
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:19,251
Okay...

499
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,842
- Julie London? I don't know her.
- I thought we could

500
00:27:21,887 --> 00:27:23,190
listen to it next time.

501
00:27:23,916 --> 00:27:25,981
- Sure.
- Oh, I wish I could stay here but I've got to run.

502
00:27:25,987 --> 00:27:28,350
I'm desperate to find a caterer for
our next week fundraiser.

503
00:27:28,676 --> 00:27:30,560
My regular cancelled.

504
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,780
Weird. Weird and coincidental
that Helena is here

505
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:36,391
- because Helena is a caterer.
- I am?

506
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,672
Yes, she is.

507
00:27:37,676 --> 00:27:39,081
- I am. Really.
- You are?

508
00:27:39,336 --> 00:27:41,221
Yes, she's studied at

509
00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,802
- Cordon Blue.
- Cordon Blue!

510
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:47,323
- Oh great, do you have a card?
- Uh, no, because...

511
00:27:47,328 --> 00:27:49,373
You're getting
this new business card made-up.

512
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,970
- Made-up. Yeah.
- Right. Yeah.

513
00:27:50,976 --> 00:27:52,882
She is great though. You should use her.

514
00:27:52,896 --> 00:27:54,592
Are you free friday, Helena?

515
00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:56,453
- Yeah.
- I'll call you.

516
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,930
I've got to run, I'm late
for a meeting with my planning group.

517
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,843
Okay.
Okay, bye.

518
00:28:05,828 --> 00:28:06,833
Alice!

519
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:10,061
- A...
- Yeah.

520
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:12,541
What did we just get me into?

521
00:28:13,237 --> 00:28:14,441
And B,

522
00:28:14,907 --> 00:28:16,510
you're not telling me that that

523
00:28:16,518 --> 00:28:18,053
sophisticated,

524
00:28:18,057 --> 00:28:19,441
genteel,

525
00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:20,702
intelligent,

526
00:28:20,706 --> 00:28:21,893
- lovely...
- Lovely!

527
00:28:21,897 --> 00:28:23,643
mature woman

528
00:28:23,825 --> 00:28:27,411
is the same animal responsible for
those hideously loud noises

529
00:28:27,426 --> 00:28:29,533
emanating from your bedroom
the other night?!

530
00:28:29,536 --> 00:28:31,413
Yeah. That would be the lady!

531
00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:35,263
How long have you been in the States?

532
00:28:35,267 --> 00:28:37,662
I've been Mickey's nanny
for almost 2 years now.

533
00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:39,760
He's become like my little brother.

534
00:28:40,155 --> 00:28:41,592
He loves Angelica.

535
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:45,440
Yeah, I know what you mean,
except Angelica feels more like my daughter.

536
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:48,531
You don't look old enough to be
anybody's father.

537
00:28:48,877 --> 00:28:51,140
You're way too hot to be a "papa".

538
00:28:53,318 --> 00:28:56,872
<b>Oh, yeah, well, it's... nothing.
It keeps you young.

539
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:02,213
Tina told me you played guitar in a band.

540
00:29:03,715 --> 00:29:05,451
Let's feel your callosities.

541
00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:11,411
I'm just starting to get some.

542
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,840
Well, how long have you been playing?

543
00:29:16,848 --> 00:29:18,020
One month.

544
00:29:18,406 --> 00:29:19,930
I know 3 chords.

545
00:29:21,057 --> 00:29:22,763
I'd love to get lessons from you.

546
00:29:24,386 --> 00:29:26,302
Yeah, well uh... I mean,

547
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,252
you've got these 3 chords, so,

548
00:29:28,256 --> 00:29:30,933
<b>it's just getting the... down.

549
00:29:33,726 --> 00:29:36,492
And then you're good to go on like,
you know, a million songs.

550
00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,752
I'm proud of myself for being
good to go for a lot of things.

551
00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:44,382
You know, I...

552
00:29:45,295 --> 00:29:48,432
I haven't taught in quite a while, so uh...

553
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,960
I'm probably pretty rusty.

554
00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:52,032
I'm not.

555
00:29:57,287 --> 00:30:01,591
I am going to go get Angelica,

556
00:30:01,595 --> 00:30:02,720
for you.

557
00:30:02,837 --> 00:30:06,301
- "Love You Better"
by God-Des and She -

558
00:30:11,437 --> 00:30:13,111
Are those nines?

559
00:30:13,117 --> 00:30:15,953
- Yeah, these are nine, m'am.
- No, no, no.

560
00:30:15,956 --> 00:30:18,331
You know what? It feels very tight.
I'm gonna grap you a ten.

561
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:20,881
<b>I don't wait a double..., okay, honey?

562
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:22,731
Let me... Helena?

563
00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:25,251
- Can you help me get this on?
- Sure.

564
00:30:30,615 --> 00:30:31,811
- Push.
- Are you sure?

565
00:30:31,815 --> 00:30:33,172
- Come on!
- Oh Kit!

566
00:30:35,685 --> 00:30:37,621
Okay. Ah! See!

567
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,430
It's okay, it's right.

568
00:30:39,436 --> 00:30:41,092
<b>I feel like I could...

569
00:30:41,098 --> 00:30:43,101
Papi's going down!

570
00:30:44,796 --> 00:30:46,111
What's up with you?

571
00:30:46,776 --> 00:30:48,200
Nothing, I'm just...

572
00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:49,791
I don't know.
I just keep thinking about this

573
00:30:49,798 --> 00:30:52,412
Back to School shit I have
to go tonight.

574
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,513
<b>Well, first,...
something about the sneakes.

575
00:30:54,527 --> 00:30:57,230
<b>Second of all, quit worrying.
And just... with the teacher!

576
00:30:57,245 --> 00:30:58,621
<b>...my sneakers for it.

577
00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:01,092
You should tell her you're gonna be
a man's underwear model.

578
00:31:01,098 --> 00:31:04,722
- Oh, I'm so sure.
- She'll think it's very very sexy.

579
00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:07,592
You're not gonna do it, Shane?
It's tons of money!

580
00:31:07,597 --> 00:31:09,712
I know, it's tons of money
and I'm not doing it.

581
00:31:09,715 --> 00:31:11,872
- Why are you such in a bad mood?
- Kit, I really think

582
00:31:11,877 --> 00:31:14,173
maybe you should get a bigger size.
They look tiny.

583
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,972
No, no, they perfectly fit!

584
00:31:15,977 --> 00:31:17,132
They really do.

585
00:31:18,117 --> 00:31:20,103
- Hey, Jenny?
- Yeah?

586
00:31:20,407 --> 00:31:22,933
I love you but you're smelling
like an old dog today.

587
00:31:23,087 --> 00:31:24,213
What is it?

588
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,470
Well, it's because I've been working out.

589
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,163
You know, getting ready for the big game.

590
00:31:30,168 --> 00:31:31,400
Yeah, yeah.

591
00:31:31,837 --> 00:31:33,543
When did trainers become that expensive?

592
00:31:33,545 --> 00:31:35,272
- Really?
- We're gonna go see over there.

593
00:31:35,276 --> 00:31:37,420
Let's see, 1980?

594
00:31:38,345 --> 00:31:40,890
You got the shot done
and now you need the shoes.

595
00:31:40,895 --> 00:31:43,160
Well, just explain to me the name.

596
00:31:43,165 --> 00:31:46,660
- Was it the "bourgie-ass"?
- Bourgie, baby.

597
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:50,482
Come on, the bourgeoisie.
You know, the upper class, the upper crust.

598
00:31:50,486 --> 00:31:53,321
<b>I'm just taking Papi's put down...
to unpower us.

599
00:31:53,327 --> 00:31:56,110
M'am, your toes are
in the front of those shoes.

600
00:31:56,118 --> 00:31:57,700
I'll take them.

601
00:31:57,895 --> 00:32:00,603
Liza Lou's environmental sculpture "Kitchen"

602
00:32:00,606 --> 00:32:03,030
took her 5 years to complete this work.

603
00:32:03,036 --> 00:32:07,181
<b>She's made up a millions and millions
of tiny color glass bees.

604
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:09,412
Can you describe the artist's experience?

605
00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:11,792
You know, the thing that we talked about,
the other night?

606
00:32:12,696 --> 00:32:14,502
Yes, of course, Nadia.

607
00:32:14,856 --> 00:32:17,663
Liza Lou describes
the act of making this huge

608
00:32:17,667 --> 00:32:19,543
labour intensive work as being

609
00:32:19,545 --> 00:32:20,821
like prayer,

610
00:32:20,988 --> 00:32:24,492
a mystical experience comparable
in some ways to religious martyr.

611
00:32:24,498 --> 00:32:28,681
Yeah but didn't most the critics acquaint her
with the feminist artists in the 1970's?

612
00:32:28,688 --> 00:32:30,983
Yes, some of her earlier works, yes,
like "Kitchen", that's true.

613
00:32:30,987 --> 00:32:33,811
And as "Kitchen" is usually acquainted with
women's work... But here,

614
00:32:34,145 --> 00:32:36,730
we're talking about the devotional,

615
00:32:37,427 --> 00:32:38,960
rather than the mondaying.

616
00:32:39,268 --> 00:32:41,531
or the ways in which the mondaying
is elevated

617
00:32:41,535 --> 00:32:44,190
to the round of mystical experience.

618
00:32:44,445 --> 00:32:47,093
In fact, Jeanette Winterson
who has written extensively about

619
00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:49,742
the transforming power of Liza Lou's work

620
00:32:49,746 --> 00:32:50,761
has said,

621
00:32:50,765 --> 00:32:52,160
"What art does

622
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:53,792
is cox us

623
00:32:53,796 --> 00:32:55,641
away from the mechanical

624
00:32:55,648 --> 00:32:57,871
toward the miraculous"
Again,

625
00:32:58,137 --> 00:33:00,113
"What art does

626
00:33:00,117 --> 00:33:03,263
is cox us away from the mechanical

627
00:33:03,266 --> 00:33:05,870
toward the miraculous"

628
00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:08,541
What was that word again?

629
00:33:10,397 --> 00:33:11,883
Luminous

630
00:33:11,897 --> 00:33:16,002
<b>means divine, majestic,
that which is holly other.

631
00:33:16,006 --> 00:33:17,562
Moving on to Sarah Vandru...

632
00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:20,500
Oh, I just, I wanted to tell you
that the time was up.

633
00:33:23,778 --> 00:33:25,803
We'll talk about Sarah Vandru
next week.

634
00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:28,893
In the meantime I want you to study
Katharina Fritsch's "Mouse"

635
00:33:28,898 --> 00:33:33,151
that reviewed earlier and compare it with
Duchamp "Bicycle Wheel".

636
00:33:33,156 --> 00:33:37,003
And start thinking about the artist use
of everyday objects.

637
00:33:41,485 --> 00:33:43,143
Nadia, I'd like a word with you.

638
00:33:49,546 --> 00:33:51,440
I think I'd like more than that with you.

639
00:33:52,086 --> 00:33:53,242
Nadia.

640
00:33:53,247 --> 00:33:54,573
Just listen to me.

641
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,952
You're a beautiful girl.

642
00:33:57,377 --> 00:33:59,323
And I had a wonderful time with you.

643
00:33:59,967 --> 00:34:02,500
But what happened can never happen again.

644
00:34:03,487 --> 00:34:06,340
I think you're being overly sensitive to me.

645
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,250
No. I'm being very serious.
We made a mistake.

646
00:34:09,975 --> 00:34:12,983
- Do you understand me?
- I understand

647
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,762
that you want me as much as I want you.

648
00:34:16,645 --> 00:34:17,712
It's over.

649
00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:19,271
And that's final.

650
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:23,650
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'll be more careful around campus.

651
00:34:24,337 --> 00:34:26,563
If you continue to ignore
what I'm saying to you,

652
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,911
then I'm going to take disciplinary action.
And I will take the consequences.

653
00:34:29,915 --> 00:34:30,992
Believe me.

654
00:34:32,507 --> 00:34:33,982
Do you understand me now?

655
00:34:34,986 --> 00:34:36,020
I'm sorry,

656
00:34:36,037 --> 00:34:38,573
Dean Porter.
I understand that you're serious.

657
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,481
Bubbleology is the head on program.

658
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:50,431
The children will learn about

659
00:34:50,437 --> 00:34:52,651
gas, evaporation,

660
00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:53,923
gravity,

661
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:56,390
physics, surface tension,

662
00:34:56,395 --> 00:35:00,371
prisms, many many other things,
all through the study of bubbles.

663
00:35:00,717 --> 00:35:03,901
So if you have any questions,
please feel free to ask me.

664
00:35:03,907 --> 00:35:06,261
And help yourself through refreshments.

665
00:35:13,116 --> 00:35:15,470
I didn't know this was
Back to Shool of rock Night.

666
00:35:15,478 --> 00:35:17,823
Maybe Patti Smith's just here
for the free food.

667
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:20,503
Ignore them.

668
00:35:20,508 --> 00:35:23,312
Sometimes being a parent causes dementia.

669
00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:25,921
Which side effect is pettiness.

670
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,351
Right.

671
00:35:28,177 --> 00:35:29,273
I'm Paige Sobel.

672
00:35:29,278 --> 00:35:30,850
- Hey.
- I'm Jared's mom.

673
00:35:30,857 --> 00:35:33,641
Hi, I'm Shane, and I'm here for
my little brother, Shay.

674
00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:35,412
Oh, it's really great that you came.

675
00:35:35,657 --> 00:35:37,342
I'm sure it means a lot to Shay.

676
00:35:37,348 --> 00:35:39,681
I don't really know.
He doesn't talk to me much.

677
00:35:39,836 --> 00:35:41,883
He sounds like a typical boy.

678
00:35:42,566 --> 00:35:44,732
Jared never asks me for anything.

679
00:35:44,748 --> 00:35:45,970
Except,

680
00:35:46,465 --> 00:35:49,492
more toy guns and skateboard stuff.

681
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:50,933
Oh, well,

682
00:35:50,936 --> 00:35:53,223
you should take him to my shop,
we do costume boards.

683
00:35:53,228 --> 00:35:55,672
- You have a skateboard shop?
- I do, yeah. We have

684
00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:58,813
<b>equipment, boards,
...in the back.

685
00:35:58,815 --> 00:36:00,131
The whole thing.

686
00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:02,543
We should do a playday with the boys there.

687
00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:04,710
Yeah.

688
00:36:05,795 --> 00:36:07,013
Sure.

689
00:36:08,665 --> 00:36:11,801
Hello, Paige. Good to see you.
Welcome.

690
00:36:11,807 --> 00:36:12,871
Bye.

691
00:36:13,157 --> 00:36:14,990
- I'm Sandy Rabson.
- Hey.

692
00:36:14,996 --> 00:36:16,882
Shane McCutcheon. I'm Shay's sister.

693
00:36:16,888 --> 00:36:18,302
I could have guessed.

694
00:36:18,307 --> 00:36:19,760
You look alike.

695
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:22,130
Shay's a bright boy.

696
00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,602
He seems to be adjusting fairly well,

697
00:36:24,605 --> 00:36:25,933
- considering.
- Good, good.

698
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:29,280
He has a little trouble
with his concentration and

699
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,932
his participation isn't quite
what I'd like to be, but

700
00:36:31,938 --> 00:36:34,462
I think it might be helpful if
you would think about

701
00:36:34,466 --> 00:36:36,743
getting him involved in some activities.

702
00:36:36,755 --> 00:36:37,893
Alright.

703
00:36:38,795 --> 00:36:40,152
Look, m'am, I don't,

704
00:36:40,938 --> 00:36:44,823
I don't know how help I can be
in this department. I mean, I'm just,

705
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:46,462
I'm literally just filling in.

706
00:36:46,877 --> 00:36:49,801
And you know,
I know he misses his family a lot.

707
00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:54,033
Let me show you something, Shane.
It's over here.

708
00:36:54,308 --> 00:36:55,512
Sure.

709
00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:18,333
Oh, I cannot believe you fucked my boss.

710
00:37:19,096 --> 00:37:21,320
Do you understand the consequences of this?

711
00:37:22,418 --> 00:37:25,872
- Really intense, great orgasms?
- I'm serious, Alice.

712
00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:28,330
She's never been with a woman before.

713
00:37:29,088 --> 00:37:31,221
She coulda fooled me.

714
00:37:31,227 --> 00:37:33,133
Bette, just chill.

715
00:37:33,138 --> 00:37:35,433
I mean, everybody has their first time,
okay?

716
00:37:35,438 --> 00:37:36,981
And I have to say, I'm a very good first.

717
00:37:36,985 --> 00:37:39,470
She's not just some girl on your chart.

718
00:37:39,807 --> 00:37:41,280
Right? Phyllis

719
00:37:41,287 --> 00:37:43,831
is the executive vice chancellor
of a major university,

720
00:37:43,837 --> 00:37:46,021
married with children,
considerably older than you.

721
00:37:46,026 --> 00:37:48,842
Right, exactly, which is why I thought
that she would, you know,

722
00:37:48,845 --> 00:37:50,300
she knows what she's doing.

723
00:37:50,988 --> 00:37:54,191
Come on, it's all about me
broadening my horizons right now,

724
00:37:54,195 --> 00:37:55,542
Okay? And I...

725
00:37:55,997 --> 00:37:58,373
I liked trying an older vintage.

726
00:38:00,218 --> 00:38:02,733
Well, I just hope
it doesn't blow up in your face.

727
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,700
Or mine, more to the point.

728
00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:08,100
- Okay, but when she ate me out, it was...
- Nonono lalalalalaaaaa!

729
00:38:08,106 --> 00:38:09,560
- No!
- Yeah, okay,

730
00:38:09,565 --> 00:38:11,643
I'm not gonna let this outta hands,
I promise.

731
00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:13,060
Thank you.

732
00:38:14,268 --> 00:38:15,810
Can we talk about basketball now?

733
00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:18,591
I haven't played basketball since
junior year high school.

734
00:38:18,595 --> 00:38:21,061
You played in high school?
Okay, well listen, we need you

735
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:24,301
- because our honor is at stake.
- I don't have time, Alice.

736
00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:27,622
I'm just, I'm not into that
competitive teams sport thing.

737
00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:29,722
It's just gonna be
a couple of hours on sunday

738
00:38:29,728 --> 00:38:31,502
and it will give you a good chance
to hang out with your friends.

739
00:38:31,515 --> 00:38:33,071
I have a report due,

740
00:38:33,075 --> 00:38:35,741
I have a speech that I have to write
for the donors' reception,

741
00:38:35,758 --> 00:38:37,891
- I have five budgets...
- I'm gonna call Phyllis

742
00:38:37,895 --> 00:38:39,961
and I'm gonna tell her to order you to play.

743
00:38:40,567 --> 00:38:42,410
She'll do anything I want right now.

744
00:38:42,756 --> 00:38:43,903
Anything.

745
00:38:46,905 --> 00:38:49,271
Oh it's so clever. I can't believe myself.

746
00:38:50,525 --> 00:38:51,752
Yeah.

747
00:38:52,527 --> 00:38:53,681
Alright.

748
00:38:56,946 --> 00:38:58,400
Come on girl.

749
00:39:00,627 --> 00:39:02,221
Check it out.

750
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:19,831
- "Fire to Me"
by Hyper vs. the Crystal Method -

751
00:39:43,766 --> 00:39:45,733
You've got a pretty team here, Alice.

752
00:39:46,288 --> 00:39:47,440
Yeah.

753
00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:48,970
We're just here to play, Papi.

754
00:39:48,978 --> 00:39:50,061
Alright.

755
00:39:54,956 --> 00:39:57,460
Yeah, I gotta get off the phone.
Okay, bye.

756
00:40:00,225 --> 00:40:01,633
I'm gonna cover you.

757
00:40:02,988 --> 00:40:03,891
Okay.

758
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,320
Hey, everybody.

759
00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:06,861
Hey, lonely.

760
00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:09,020
Hey, what're you doing here, Tina?

761
00:40:09,025 --> 00:40:11,910
- I, uh, decided to play.
- Where's Angelica?

762
00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:14,090
She's with Angus and Hazel.
She's fine.

763
00:40:14,096 --> 00:40:17,190
- But it's a lesbian game, Tina.
- Hey, what about me?

764
00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:19,873
You're an honorary lesbian, Kit.
Come on.

765
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,093
That's fine, Jenny.
I still identify as a lesbian.

766
00:40:22,096 --> 00:40:24,280
Yeah, but when you walk down the street
with your boyfriend,

767
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:27,462
holding your boyfriend's hand,
enjoying all the heterosexual privileges,

768
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,990
you stop being a lesbian.

769
00:40:28,998 --> 00:40:30,841
Depends on what color heterosexual you are

770
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,601
that gets you all them privileges.

771
00:40:32,608 --> 00:40:34,633
Tina, I don't think
there's a goddamn difference.

772
00:40:34,636 --> 00:40:38,050
No, I mean, if Tina wants to identify
as a lesbian, isn't that her choice?

773
00:40:38,056 --> 00:40:39,510
Why don't you just be a bisexual?

774
00:40:39,515 --> 00:40:41,813
Actually, I think of lesbian as
a political identity,

775
00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:43,332
- to tell you the truth.
- No, it's not.

776
00:40:43,336 --> 00:40:46,121
It's not about who you vote for.
It's about who you fuck.

777
00:40:47,437 --> 00:40:50,043
We don't care who you're fucking.
Come on! Play with us, let's do this.

778
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:52,671
- Let's go.
- Yeah! Come on you guys!

779
00:40:52,676 --> 00:40:53,752
Alright.

780
00:40:55,178 --> 00:40:57,710
So, you're my competition, Vanilla?

781
00:40:58,787 --> 00:41:00,521
Whatever you say, Pops.

782
00:41:01,345 --> 00:41:02,552
Show me what you got.

783
00:41:03,616 --> 00:41:04,740
Okay.

784
00:41:04,748 --> 00:41:05,970
Come on!

785
00:41:18,246 --> 00:41:20,641
- What you do in Rodeo Drive?
- Shopping, bitch.

786
00:41:35,897 --> 00:41:37,573
Nice, nice, nice.

787
00:41:37,575 --> 00:41:39,591
- What?
- I'm talking to you!

788
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:42,291
Put your fucking coffee down.
Put it down.

789
00:41:43,028 --> 00:41:46,093
What? I don't think so,
but I told you not to pass it to me.

790
00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:53,633
- Stop fucking following me.
- Stop fucking travelling with the ball.

791
00:41:56,037 --> 00:41:58,520
- Alright Bette!
- Come on, Bette!

792
00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:00,183
- Alright!
- Yeah!!!

793
00:42:04,685 --> 00:42:06,723
Nice job, Rodeo.

794
00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:09,101
You're not as standard as you look.

795
00:42:10,568 --> 00:42:13,092
<b>But I will still kick your... ass.

796
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:14,553
Yeah, okay, "dad".

797
00:42:14,945 --> 00:42:16,090
Let's play.

798
00:42:21,187 --> 00:42:22,431
Oh you suck!

799
00:42:58,225 --> 00:42:59,931
Okay, come on girls!

800
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:02,761
Come on, set it up, set it up.

801
00:43:04,045 --> 00:43:05,200
Kit!

802
00:43:05,957 --> 00:43:07,712
Alice!
Alice!

803
00:43:37,836 --> 00:43:39,423
What are you doing, girl?

804
00:43:39,427 --> 00:43:40,933
I'm just trying to get to know
my competition.

805
00:43:40,937 --> 00:43:44,760
- Come on, move your ass!
- I can't, I can't run my shoes, Jenny!

806
00:43:46,486 --> 00:43:47,993
Don't touch me,

807
00:43:48,636 --> 00:43:51,360
- move! Go!
- Shoot Jenny!

808
00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:54,872
God, dammit!

809
00:43:59,588 --> 00:44:01,491
Dammit! We're losing!

810
00:44:01,498 --> 00:44:02,990
- Bette!
- What?!

811
00:44:02,995 --> 00:44:04,982
- You're scaring me.
- I'm all in.

812
00:44:05,295 --> 00:44:06,980
We're just playing basket.

813
00:44:08,295 --> 00:44:10,422
You're the one who started this bullshit.

814
00:44:27,005 --> 00:44:29,810
- You fault me!
- Fucking fault, Marissa.

815
00:44:30,066 --> 00:44:31,950
<b>2 front lines for my british...

816
00:44:35,967 --> 00:44:39,210
Oh it looks like
our secret weapon just arrived.

817
00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:41,251
Come on, Helena.

818
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,530
Good weapon for us.

819
00:44:50,828 --> 00:44:51,962
Do that thing.

820
00:44:53,997 --> 00:44:55,163
Are you serious?

821
00:45:15,207 --> 00:45:17,120
In your face, Papi.

822
00:45:19,315 --> 00:45:21,032
<b>...

823
00:45:21,037 --> 00:45:23,443
<b>You've gotta go.
...my foot.

824
00:45:24,647 --> 00:45:25,543
Fuck!

825
00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:27,011
Good team, guys, good team.

826
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,321
Come on Shane! Go, Shane! Go on!

827
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,451
Over here!

828
00:45:34,796 --> 00:45:35,971
Nice.

829
00:45:38,165 --> 00:45:39,731
Don't be mad, Brown Barbie.

830
00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:43,230
Who the fuck you're callin' Brown Barbie,
you fuckin' Carmelita Tropicana?

831
00:45:43,247 --> 00:45:44,891
- I'm just playing.
- Hey Shane!

832
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:47,180
- Shane, Shay fell off his board.
- What?

833
00:45:47,395 --> 00:45:48,852
- Time out everyone.
- Hey, Bette.

834
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:53,400
- No, no, it's okay. I got it, I got it.
- What happened?

835
00:45:53,546 --> 00:45:55,012
He fell on his arm.

836
00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,591
It looks really bad, you guys.

837
00:45:57,597 --> 00:45:58,792
What's going on?

838
00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:02,123
It looks like we might have to
postpone the game, Papi.

839
00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:04,860
We will get your ass next time.

840
00:46:05,337 --> 00:46:06,641
- Oh really?
- Yeah.

841
00:46:06,647 --> 00:46:08,113
Right. Okay.

842
00:46:13,908 --> 00:46:16,343
Oh my god! They're killing me!

843
00:46:16,345 --> 00:46:18,133
I don't think I'll be able to walk tomorrow.

844
00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:22,240
Can somebody tell me when basketball
became this new lesbian sport?

845
00:46:22,245 --> 00:46:23,622
It always has been.

846
00:46:23,627 --> 00:46:26,002
<b>WNBA they just, they run from it.

847
00:46:26,005 --> 00:46:28,132
<b>It's just part of this
they don't make any money.

848
00:46:28,136 --> 00:46:30,231
<b>It'll be associate with their... audience.

849
00:46:30,237 --> 00:46:31,520
That's sad.

850
00:46:31,768 --> 00:46:34,281
I thought softball
was like the big dykey sport.

851
00:46:34,287 --> 00:46:35,313
Thank you.

852
00:46:35,318 --> 00:46:37,190
- And what about rugby?
- I don't know.

853
00:46:37,198 --> 00:46:40,281
Yeah, and there's golf,
there's this Rosie Jones woman.

854
00:46:40,286 --> 00:46:43,662
- Plus, in tennis.
- Yeah, there's Martina and...

855
00:46:47,466 --> 00:46:49,863
- Here's to the bourgie asses.
- Yes.

856
00:46:51,048 --> 00:46:53,610
Good game, I mean, we tried, right?

857
00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:55,453
- We did alright.
- And to Shay.

858
00:46:55,457 --> 00:46:57,560
- Shay took one for the team.
- Yeah, to Shay.

859
00:46:57,567 --> 00:47:00,161
Next time we play, I want
to get everybody together and

860
00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:02,602
have, you know, practice.
So we can...

861
00:47:02,606 --> 00:47:04,730
- Yeah.
- Yes, Alice needs practice.

862
00:47:04,735 --> 00:47:07,040
- Me?
- What?

863
00:47:07,615 --> 00:47:09,053
Oh my god!

864
00:47:09,227 --> 00:47:11,881
Since you don't have any insurance,
we'll be billing you directly for the charges.

865
00:47:11,885 --> 00:47:14,342
Okay. That's fine.
Just, uh, tell me how much it is.

866
00:47:17,258 --> 00:47:20,983
<b>...fracture,
they reset the bone.

867
00:47:21,318 --> 00:47:24,021
That procedure runs around 5.000 dollars.

868
00:47:24,316 --> 00:47:27,710
The hospital's bill is more or less 5.000
and there's

869
00:47:27,718 --> 00:47:29,773
1.000 fees for the anaethesist,

870
00:47:29,777 --> 00:47:32,401
and the X-rays and the doctor fees.

871
00:47:33,776 --> 00:47:36,521
He's gonna need followed exams,
cast removal.

872
00:47:38,245 --> 00:47:40,750
That will probably run you another 5 grand.

873
00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:44,800
Fuck!

874
00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:47,703
Fuck!

875
00:47:49,806 --> 00:47:51,461
How am I gonna come up with that money?

876
00:47:54,177 --> 00:47:55,230
Thank you.

877
00:47:56,305 --> 00:47:58,811
- "Boys Wanna Be Her" by Peaches -

878
00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,531
I told you she was perfect.

879
00:48:03,531 --> 00:48:07,531
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