1 00:00:01,542 --> 00:00:03,834 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:15,435 One, two! One, two, three, four! 3 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:19,139 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 4 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,445 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 5 00:00:28,739 --> 00:00:29,610 [chicken squawks] 6 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,704 -Wow! -[Lloyd] Hey! 7 00:00:33,704 --> 00:00:35,285 Who's kickin' all these cans? 8 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,957 Told ya I can hit him three times. 9 00:00:36,957 --> 00:00:38,288 What else do we have to play with? 10 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,120 [Tilly] Hmm. Our options are... 11 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,121 ...limited. 12 00:00:41,121 --> 00:00:42,833 Wait a sec! I got an idea! 13 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:46,256 Who needs a bicycle when you got a boycycle! 14 00:00:46,256 --> 00:00:47,257 Hop on, Tilly! 15 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:48,428 -Whee! -Whoo! 16 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:49,509 -[Cricket laughs] Wha--? -[thunk] 17 00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:50,551 [both exclaiming] 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,762 -[crash] -[both grunt] 19 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:52,723 -[clucking] -Well, that was a bust. 20 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:54,344 Now, what do we do? 21 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:56,727 How 'bout takin' these for a ride? 22 00:00:56,727 --> 00:00:58,058 -Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?! -[gasps] 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,229 New bikes?! 24 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:01,271 No need to play with that old junk anymore. 25 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:05,105 Wow! So shiny! So chrome! Mmm-mmm. 26 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:06,607 You wanna watch us ride 'em, Dad? 27 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:08,739 Oh, I'd love to, but I've got a full day 28 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:12,152 of farmwork ahead of me. Plus... [yawns] I'm a little tired. 29 00:01:12,152 --> 00:01:14,695 But how about you take your new bikes to the movies? 30 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:15,696 On me! 31 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:16,787 -What! -Thanks, Papa. 32 00:01:16,787 --> 00:01:18,498 New bikes and movie tickets? 33 00:01:18,498 --> 00:01:20,370 It's like a prank, but good! 34 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:22,793 [yawns] Have fun, kids. 35 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:25,375 Why do you think Papa's being so generous? 36 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:28,128 Don't overthink it, Tilly. Wheeee! 37 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:33,343 [snores] Oh man, gotta tinkle! 38 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:35,345 Should probably stop drinking all this night milk. 39 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,307 -[groans] Huh? -[door opening] 40 00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:40,891 Dad? Where is he off to? 41 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:43,313 Hmm... Oh, right! Gotta go! 42 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,857 -[chomping] -Hey, Tilly! 43 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,358 Good mornin', Cricket! 44 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,400 -How'd ya sleep? -Eh, pretty good. 45 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,823 But last night, I saw Dad sneakin' out of the house. 46 00:01:52,823 --> 00:01:55,365 -Weird, right? -Yeah. That is weird. 47 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,197 -[door opens and closes] -[Bill] Mornin', kids! 48 00:01:57,197 --> 00:01:59,579 I hope you're hungry, 'cause I got donuts! 49 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:00,661 -Wow! -Donuts?! 50 00:02:00,661 --> 00:02:02,202 And not just any donuts! 51 00:02:02,202 --> 00:02:04,374 I went to the fancy place downtown. 52 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,375 [both] Ooo! 53 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,207 Look at all these toppings! 54 00:02:07,207 --> 00:02:10,420 Yeah! This one's just a donut covered in even smaller donuts. 55 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,092 [laps loudly] Thanks, Dad! 56 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:14,214 Heh! No problem. 57 00:02:14,214 --> 00:02:16,596 (yawning) Y'all deserve the best. [sighs] 58 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:19,599 Are you gonna join us for breakfast, Papa? Papa? 59 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,221 -[snoring] -Papa, wake up! 60 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:23,894 Ahh! Oh, heh, sorry, sweetie. 61 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:28,318 I'd love to, but I've gotta... (yawning) go milk the eggs. 62 00:02:28,318 --> 00:02:30,771 Huh. [eats loudly] That was weird. 63 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:33,073 Yeah. Sneakin' out at night. 64 00:02:33,073 --> 00:02:35,325 Buyin' us all kinds of nice stuff. 65 00:02:35,325 --> 00:02:37,447 What do you think he's up to, Cricket? 66 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:38,869 Well, he's definitely hidin' somethin'. 67 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:40,580 But as long as he keeps bringin' home 68 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:44,244 all this sweet stuff, I "do-nut" care. 69 00:02:44,244 --> 00:02:48,418 Eh? Ehhh? All right, fine. We'll figure out what he's up to. 70 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,790 Tonight. 71 00:02:53,253 --> 00:02:54,554 Hmm. 72 00:02:54,554 --> 00:02:56,556 [snoring] 73 00:02:56,556 --> 00:02:58,258 [snoring] 74 00:02:58,258 --> 00:02:59,259 Heh. 75 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,142 [oinks] 76 00:03:02,142 --> 00:03:03,303 [bleats] 77 00:03:11,571 --> 00:03:14,114 What are you up to, Papa? 78 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,449 [both gasp] 79 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,451 -[Cricket] What is this place? -[phones ringing] 80 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,413 Mm-hmm, that's right, sir. It's called "Beef-Up." 81 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:26,496 The only protein shake with "beef" in the name. 82 00:03:26,496 --> 00:03:27,497 Uh... 83 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:29,669 [printer dinging] 84 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:31,461 This place is so weird! 85 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,463 Everyone looks so tired! 86 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,504 Quick, hide! 87 00:03:34,504 --> 00:03:36,096 [yelps] Everyone! Look sharp! 88 00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:37,257 This boss is comin'! 89 00:03:37,257 --> 00:03:38,759 Huh? The boss? 90 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:42,642 Bill Green! Where's Bill Green?! 91 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:44,434 -[toilet flushing] -Uh, uh, here, sir! 92 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:46,516 Oh, my gosh! Dad works here? 93 00:03:46,516 --> 00:03:48,899 Yes, sir! Uh, what can I do for you, Jyle, sir? 94 00:03:48,899 --> 00:03:52,272 You haven't sold enough cases of Beef-Up protein soda. 95 00:03:52,272 --> 00:03:53,523 What's your excuse? 96 00:03:53,523 --> 00:03:54,734 Well, I uh... 97 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,906 I thought I was doin' OK! 98 00:03:55,906 --> 00:03:57,487 OK isn't good enough! 99 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,618 Let me tell you something, farmer. 100 00:03:58,618 --> 00:04:00,530 I'm number one at everything I do. 101 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:03,824 Whether it's selling Beef-Up or winning season 14 102 00:04:03,824 --> 00:04:07,958 of the hit '90s competition show "Global Fight Race." 103 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:10,460 -[Jyle laughing] -[horses whinnying] 104 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,752 Worship me! 105 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,425 I don't lose! 106 00:04:15,425 --> 00:04:17,007 Oh, sorry, sir. It's just that 107 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,758 sometimes, people don't want to buy the product. 108 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,510 And, well, I don't want to be rude. 109 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,473 Dang it, Green! That's a number two mindset. 110 00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:25,435 We don't do number two here. 111 00:04:25,435 --> 00:04:27,517 And if you drink as much Beef-Up as I do, 112 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,389 you'll never do number two again! 113 00:04:29,389 --> 00:04:31,311 [gulping] [grunts] 114 00:04:31,311 --> 00:04:32,813 Ahh! 115 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:35,735 Now, back to work, everyone! Sell more Beef-Up! 116 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:38,358 Especially you, Green! 117 00:04:40,821 --> 00:04:43,613 [sighs] "Hello, sir and/or madam, 118 00:04:43,613 --> 00:04:46,536 I want to talk to you about Beef-Up. 119 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,959 The world's first carbonated protein shake." 120 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:51,541 What? You'll take five cases? 121 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,874 Oh, that's great! Uh, let me just get your-- 122 00:04:53,874 --> 00:04:56,126 -[phone clicks, dial tone] -Huh? 123 00:04:56,126 --> 00:04:58,508 This is where you been sneakin' off to? What gives? 124 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:00,010 It's not even fun here! 125 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,512 Cricket? Tilly? Argh! Ya pulled the old 126 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:04,014 "pig in the bed" again, didn't ya? 127 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:06,226 Papa, why are ya doin' this? 128 00:05:06,226 --> 00:05:08,478 Guess there's no point in hidin' it anymore. 129 00:05:08,478 --> 00:05:10,981 Workin' here is how I've been able to afford all that new stuff. 130 00:05:10,981 --> 00:05:13,483 I've been sneakin' around, 'cause... 131 00:05:13,483 --> 00:05:15,816 Oh, it's embarrassin'. 132 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,898 [Bill] You're always playin' with that old junk in the yard. 133 00:05:17,898 --> 00:05:20,570 And it made me feel like I wasn't bein' a good provider. 134 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,492 Everyone in this city has fancy stuff, 135 00:05:22,492 --> 00:05:24,825 and I didn't want you kids to feel different. 136 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,616 So, I took this second job, 137 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:28,869 in order to earn some extra money. 138 00:05:28,869 --> 00:05:31,952 Oh, Papa. We had no idea. 139 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:34,454 If we have to choose between havin' you around 140 00:05:34,454 --> 00:05:37,167 or fancy new things, we choose you! 141 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,588 Isn't that right, Cricket? 142 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,422 Cricket? 143 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:46,096 Uh... yeah! Yeah! Dad, for sure. Dad's great. 144 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,969 Although, the stuff is pretty great, too. 145 00:05:48,969 --> 00:05:51,471 I mean, man, do I love the new bikes! 146 00:05:51,471 --> 00:05:54,104 And those donuts were... 147 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,185 [nervous laughter] 148 00:05:55,185 --> 00:05:56,646 But Dad, yes. I choose Dad. 149 00:05:56,646 --> 00:05:58,068 Definitely Dad. 150 00:05:58,068 --> 00:06:00,981 Papa, we don't need any fancy new toys. 151 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,442 We just need you. 152 00:06:02,442 --> 00:06:04,534 Aw, kids. That's so sweet. 153 00:06:04,534 --> 00:06:06,947 Maybe you're right. Yeah. Let's get outta here. 154 00:06:06,947 --> 00:06:09,039 -I quit! -[Jyle] Nuh-uh-uh! 155 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:12,372 Sorry to burst your bubble, but you signed a contract. 156 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,493 According to this baby, 157 00:06:13,493 --> 00:06:15,665 I own your dad for one whole year! 158 00:06:15,665 --> 00:06:16,666 Huh? 159 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:18,338 Cricket, hurry! Eat this! 160 00:06:18,338 --> 00:06:19,589 [eats loudly] 161 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:20,460 [gulps] Aah! Ha! 162 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:21,922 You don't own 'im anymore! 163 00:06:21,922 --> 00:06:23,633 Tilly, don't make your brother eat paper. 164 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,675 Uh, that's just a copy. 165 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,717 But you two got spirit. 166 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:31,271 Here - have a commemorative "Global Fight Race" trading card. 167 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:34,724 There's only one, so you'll have to fight over it! 168 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:35,725 As for you! 169 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:37,687 Take off that silly hat! 170 00:06:37,687 --> 00:06:39,900 This is an office, not a barn. 171 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,611 Now, get back to work! 172 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:44,024 [sighs] Well, you heard the boss. 173 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:47,157 Quittin' was a nice thought, but I signed a contract. 174 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:51,371 It's not too bad here. It's gonna be fine, kids. 175 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:54,244 "Hello, my name is 'Say Name Here,' and I want to..." 176 00:06:54,244 --> 00:06:55,745 This isn't right, Cricket. 177 00:06:55,745 --> 00:06:58,708 Papa belongs on the farm, not in an office! 178 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,590 We gotta do somethin'! 179 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,502 But we tried! Sorry, Tilly. 180 00:07:02,502 --> 00:07:03,713 But ya win some, ya lose some. 181 00:07:03,713 --> 00:07:05,005 Mmm. 182 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:08,308 [Tilly] You win some... ya lose some... 183 00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:09,889 [gasps] Papa! 184 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:12,182 I know how to get you out of your contract! 185 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,603 We are gettin' ya outta here! 186 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:16,936 How many times do I have to tell you? 187 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,559 -No eye contact! -[whimpers] Sorry, sir! 188 00:07:19,559 --> 00:07:21,231 You're doing it right now! 189 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:23,733 -Sorry, sir! -[Tilly] Hey, boss man! 190 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:26,066 We challenge you to a race! 191 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,697 A challenge? 192 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,698 Phew! 193 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,031 I knew I liked you kids. 194 00:07:31,031 --> 00:07:32,622 -You, down! -Uh! 195 00:07:32,622 --> 00:07:35,335 So, what are we playing for? 196 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:37,747 -The freedom of Bill Green. -Yeah! 197 00:07:37,747 --> 00:07:39,959 If we win, our dad goes free. 198 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:44,004 And if I win, the farmer works here for two years. 199 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:46,586 Two years, huh? Make it five! 200 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:48,758 -I don't think that's such a great i-- -Deal! 201 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:51,511 We're gettin' our Papa back. 202 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:53,553 Not a chance. I never lose a... 203 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:55,595 [Announcer] Fight Race! Office Edition! 204 00:07:55,595 --> 00:07:56,596 [explosion] 205 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,232 Pretty sure my insurance doesn't cover this. 206 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,813 It doesn't! 207 00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:06,656 Now, listen up, Greens. Here's how this is gonna work. 208 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:10,370 One lap around the office. Standard Fight Race rules apply. 209 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:14,784 And once I beat you, this hat's going right in the paper shredder. 210 00:08:14,784 --> 00:08:16,746 [laughs maniacally] Start the race, Linda. 211 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,749 Three... two... one. 212 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,173 [all screaming] 213 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:24,714 -[whip cracking] -Whoa! Aah! 214 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:26,426 [Cricket] Yeah, c'mon, Dad! 215 00:08:26,426 --> 00:08:28,007 [growling] 216 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,008 [grunts] 217 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,260 [struggling] 218 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,681 [growls] 219 00:08:31,681 --> 00:08:33,012 Ah! Watch out! 220 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,185 [gasps] [grunts] 221 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:36,266 Don't worry, Papa! 222 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,687 His staples are no match 223 00:08:37,687 --> 00:08:40,400 for my staple remover! 224 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,983 Aah! No! A stapler's only weakness! 225 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,445 [laughing] 226 00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:46,446 [tires squeal] 227 00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:48,818 Fine. I like a challenge! 228 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,700 -[Jyle exclaiming] -[Employee yelping] 229 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:51,651 [all exclaiming] 230 00:08:51,651 --> 00:08:53,573 -[Employee] Oh! -Go, go, go! 231 00:08:53,573 --> 00:08:55,955 Oh, hey, did you hear? It's Steve's birthday. 232 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:56,956 Oh, really? 233 00:08:56,956 --> 00:08:58,418 [all exclaiming] 234 00:08:58,418 --> 00:08:59,459 Faster! 235 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,122 -Is there cake? -No. 236 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:04,664 Go, Papa! We're in the lead! 237 00:09:04,664 --> 00:09:06,546 Ha! We're doin' it! Huh? 238 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,877 -[panting] -Oh, hey, Mark. 239 00:09:07,877 --> 00:09:08,878 How ya holdin' up? 240 00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, you know. TGIF. 241 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,801 [chuckles] Ow! 242 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,093 [exclaims] 243 00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:14,094 Faster! 244 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:16,176 [struggling] [grunts] 245 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,267 [Employee struggling] 246 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:18,938 See ya later, Greens! 247 00:09:18,938 --> 00:09:20,770 Hm. 248 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,682 Ha-ha-ha-ha! [grunts] 249 00:09:22,682 --> 00:09:25,105 -[Jyle struggling] -[Cricket] See you later! 250 00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:26,946 Move, you idiot. Move! 251 00:09:26,946 --> 00:09:28,608 [Jyle laughing] 252 00:09:28,608 --> 00:09:31,281 Whoo! Fight Race is back, baby! 253 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:33,153 Look - the finish line! 254 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:34,654 C'mon, Papa! You can do it! 255 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:35,905 [growling] 256 00:09:35,905 --> 00:09:37,247 Closer than I thought. 257 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:39,459 Time to pull out all the stops! 258 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:40,790 Tack attack! Yah! 259 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:43,503 Papa, no! 260 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:45,165 [grunting] 261 00:09:45,165 --> 00:09:46,876 Oh! 262 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,798 Dang it, Jyle! That's not fair! 263 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:51,211 Anything's fair in a Fight Race! 264 00:09:51,211 --> 00:09:53,843 Mwah! Later, losers! Ha-ha-ha! 265 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,847 [groans] Darn thin-skinned loafers! I'm so sorry, kids. 266 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,479 [groans] What are we gonna do? 267 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:00,560 [gasps] Over there! 268 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,145 Looks like it's time... to Beef-Up! 269 00:10:05,145 --> 00:10:06,356 Huh? 270 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,397 Cricket, what are you do-- 271 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:09,819 [all screaming] 272 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,941 -[laughing] -[Greens exclaiming] 273 00:10:11,941 --> 00:10:15,575 You can't beat me! I'm number one! 274 00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:17,237 [screams] [gargles] 275 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,739 My eyes! It burns! 276 00:10:19,739 --> 00:10:21,451 Oof! [whinnys] 277 00:10:21,451 --> 00:10:22,872 No, no, no, no! [screams] 278 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,833 [grunts] 279 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,125 [all cheering] 280 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,086 We won! We did it! 281 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:29,459 [chuckles] Oh, man. That was so much fun! 282 00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:31,461 Way more fun than ridin' a bike. 283 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:32,922 Yeah, Dad. Spendin' time with you 284 00:10:32,922 --> 00:10:34,844 is way better than anything you could buy. 285 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:36,926 Aw, thanks, Cricket. I'm glad to know 286 00:10:36,926 --> 00:10:39,139 you like me more than ya like... things. 287 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,350 Just barely. 288 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,353 I'm... number... one... 289 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:44,724 Ah. Good to be back. 290 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:47,937 Papa. I found your original contract! 291 00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:50,610 Thanks, sweetie. Cricket, will you do the honors? 292 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:51,691 My pleasure! 293 00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:53,363 [munches loudly] [gulps] 294 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:54,404 [all] Yay! 295 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,405 Now, let's go! 296 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,486 [grunts] Pah! 297 00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:57,827 I think I swallowed a staple. 298 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,739 To the emergency room! 299 00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,122 There's so many things we can do today! 300 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:05,545 Ooo, the dessert pizza truck is two blocks away! 301 00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:06,876 -Sure, that sounds good. -Wait, no. 302 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,168 The line's already three hours long. 303 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,170 Hmm. Ooh! We could go see 304 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,131 one of the 12 new superhero movies that are-- 305 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:13,793 Nope, they're all sold out. 306 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:14,924 -[Remy] We could go to the-- -[Cricket groans] 307 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:15,925 No, we can't do that either. 308 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:16,926 [groaning continues] 309 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,298 Or, let's try-- Nope. 310 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,559 Those sold out two weeks ago. 311 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,351 Plans, plans, plans! 312 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:24,564 Ya can't plan for fun! Fun has to be spontaneous! 313 00:11:24,564 --> 00:11:26,936 You just gotta look around real fast and make a decision! 314 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,768 [gasps] Pet sale! Let's buy a pet! 315 00:11:28,768 --> 00:11:31,070 Good morning, Mr. Wrinkles. 316 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,193 It's feeding time. Ya hungry? 317 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,525 [chomps] (mouth full) Open up! 318 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:36,526 -Mmm. -[door bell jingles] 319 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:37,527 Hello! 320 00:11:37,527 --> 00:11:38,658 I would like to purchase 321 00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:40,280 the coolest, most impressive animal 322 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,951 two quarters can buy. 323 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,874 Last time I sold one of these, I got in a lot of trouble. 324 00:11:44,874 --> 00:11:48,288 But second time's the charm. 325 00:11:48,288 --> 00:11:49,789 -[glass squeaks] -Hello, little guy. 326 00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:51,331 I'm your new daddy. 327 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,172 Oh, you're a cute little frog! 328 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,173 -[Cricket] Oh, that's not a frog. -[hissing] 329 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,595 That's a snake. 330 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:56,926 Ooh, it's a huge, massive snake. 331 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:58,798 She's a Patagonian Python! 332 00:11:58,798 --> 00:12:00,220 -Ooo! -Ooo! Me likey. 333 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,682 Don't pythons live for, like, 30 years? 334 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,804 I guess we'll have to look up what it eats and how often. 335 00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:06,846 -And we'll need the cage, of course. -Sold! 336 00:12:06,846 --> 00:12:09,809 ♪ Snakey is my best friend I made a good decision ♪ 337 00:12:09,809 --> 00:12:13,062 Wow! I can't believe you just bought a snake! 338 00:12:13,062 --> 00:12:14,524 This is so exciting! 339 00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:16,856 I know! See? Not havin' a plan is the best! 340 00:12:16,856 --> 00:12:17,987 We didn't know this was gonna happen today, 341 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,409 and it's amazing! 342 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,621 I live my life by the immortal words 343 00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:23,663 of a commercial I once saw on TV. 344 00:12:23,663 --> 00:12:26,075 Oh, man. School's boring. 345 00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:27,827 What? Whoa! 346 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,669 Wahoo! 347 00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,080 Yeah! Whoa! 348 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,373 [Announcer] No think. Just do. 349 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,585 A darn good slogan, if I ever heard one. 350 00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:38,588 Oh, my gosh! A snake! That is so cool! 351 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:40,009 Can we take a picture with you? 352 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,382 Why, of course! 353 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:44,183 [bluegrass music plays] 354 00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:50,270 -[brakes squeaking] -[horns honking] 355 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,061 [Cricket] Hello, Gloria! 356 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:54,484 Three hot chocolates for three best friends, please. 357 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,105 You mean "two." 358 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:59,198 Heh. I think I know how many friends I have, Gloria. 359 00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:00,280 -[air escaping] -What the--? 360 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,571 [glass breaking] 361 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:04,574 [all struggling] 362 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:10,790 Oh, Snakey, come on! That is so rude! 363 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,081 [Gloria] Get outta here! 364 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:13,753 Well, we were leavin' anyway! 365 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,004 -[Snakey hisses] -Cricket, I'm starting to think 366 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,676 that this wasn't a good decision. 367 00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:19,048 Resist that feeling, Remy. I know with all my heart 368 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,970 that we made the best decision we could. 369 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,842 -Yeah! -[Snakey hisses] 370 00:13:22,842 --> 00:13:26,015 Aw, somebody wants to see their new home, don'tcha? 371 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:29,889 [Tilly] Item Number One is a rock shaped like a "thumbs up." 372 00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:32,271 We'll start the bidding at $100! 373 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,735 Do I hear a 100, $100? I need 100. Sold! 374 00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:37,817 To the distinguished lady in the front row. 375 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,278 -[bleats] -[Snakey hisses] 376 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,820 -[animal noises] -Hey, now! 377 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,111 You can't run out on an auction. 378 00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:43,282 You're financially obligated! 379 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,284 [hisses] 380 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:47,707 Cricket, why is there a giant snake hissin' in my face? 381 00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:49,619 Aw, Snakey's sayin' "hello." 382 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,541 -[hissing] -Snakey, huh? Nice to meet you. 383 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,912 What's your story? 384 00:13:52,912 --> 00:13:55,545 -[demonic chanting] -[hissing] 385 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:58,458 Uh... Eh... 386 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,920 Aah! I don't know about this snake, Cricket. 387 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,632 Oh, me neither. But that's OK! 388 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:05,304 I'm tryin' to show Remy here that you can't plan fun. 389 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,016 Ya just gotta do it! 390 00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:09,058 So I bought a snake and named 'im "Snakey." 391 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,431 And how do you plan to explain this to Papa? 392 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:12,602 [Bill] Hey, kids! 393 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,023 I'm goin' out for a while 394 00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:15,395 to pick up some feed for the animals. 395 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:16,976 So be good, 'cause I won't be here 396 00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,478 to stop ya from doing anything you want. 397 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,779 Bye! 398 00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:21,190 See, Tilly? I didn't plan for that, 399 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,782 and it worked out anyway. C'mon, Snakey! 400 00:14:22,782 --> 00:14:24,784 I'll show ya where you're gonna live forever! 401 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,656 So this is your new room. 402 00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:29,409 And this was my last pet, Phoenix. 403 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:31,541 Ha! Just kiddin'! You shoulda seen your face! 404 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,583 -That's Phoenix down there. -[cough-barks] 405 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,994 - Alive and well! -[hissing] 406 00:14:34,994 --> 00:14:37,957 I can tell we're all gonna be best friends. 407 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,999 Here, you can have Tilly's bed! 408 00:14:39,999 --> 00:14:40,960 Uh... 409 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,302 [hisses and rattles] 410 00:14:43,302 --> 00:14:44,964 Cricket, snakes can't sleep in people beds. 411 00:14:44,964 --> 00:14:48,177 He needs to be contained. A place to hide and feel safe. 412 00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:49,509 He looks perfectly happy to me. 413 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:51,140 [hisses] 414 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,181 [all gasp] 415 00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:54,103 [hissing and rattling] 416 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:55,354 Aw, Snakey, don't hide! 417 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,857 Come on out! Come on. 418 00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:01,441 -Come on out of there, ya little stinker. -[rumbling] 419 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:05,074 Oh! The snake is in the walls! The snake is in the walls! 420 00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:08,237 I'll use my smashin' helmet to make another hole and get 'im out! 421 00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:10,409 -I don't think that's a-- -First idea is best idea! 422 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,371 [grunting] 423 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,373 -Come here, you. Hm? -[things breaking] 424 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,374 [Cricket screaming] 425 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,707 [grunting] 426 00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:20,500 Oh, look at that. He came out on his own. 427 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,711 Comin' at ya! 428 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:22,802 -[grunts] Gotcha! -[hisses] 429 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,213 Ya little rascal! 430 00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:26,385 -[rattling] -Now, who's hungry? 431 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,218 OK, I got hot dogs, bananas, sour straws. 432 00:15:29,218 --> 00:15:31,390 Long foods perfect for a long snake. 433 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,013 Actually, I think he eats mice and small rodents. 434 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:35,895 Uh, Remy, who's the snake owner here? 435 00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:37,687 Well, I mean, I read a couple of books once-- 436 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,058 Ah! Uh! Ow! 437 00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:42,271 This is a guessin' game, and I guess... hot dogs! 438 00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:44,193 Here, Snakey. Eat your hot dog. 439 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,445 It'll make you grow big and strong. 440 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,237 -There ya go! You love it! -[gulps] 441 00:15:48,237 --> 00:15:50,159 Oh, look, he's dancin'! 442 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:51,831 -Ah! -Cricket! 443 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,282 [laughs] There's more where that came from, buddy. 444 00:15:53,282 --> 00:15:54,413 Oh, I guess it's huggin' time. 445 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,245 (straining) Oh, it's a big hug! 446 00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:59,418 Speaking as a hugging expert, that is not a hug of affection. 447 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:02,081 Ah! It's OK, guys. I can hold my breath. 448 00:16:02,081 --> 00:16:03,082 Ah! 449 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,757 [hisses] 450 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:09,468 OK, so Snakey is large and strong 451 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,351 and has an unpredictable personality. 452 00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:15,354 But I'm sure a little discipline will set him straight. 453 00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:18,518 [TV Announcer] And now back to "Crafting with Clementine." 454 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:21,480 Today we'll be knitting sweaters for puppies! 455 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,023 You're doin' good work, Clementine. 456 00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:25,104 -Gramma! -Aah! 457 00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:26,776 -Whoa! -Cricket, you know better 458 00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,238 than to sneak up on me during Gramma time. 459 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,030 Sorry, Gramma. But I got a new pet! 460 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,412 And he has a little behavior problem. 461 00:16:33,412 --> 00:16:34,744 -Can you help? -Help! 462 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,616 -Please help. -All right, fine. 463 00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:39,168 Besides, Clementine's starting to bum me out. 464 00:16:39,168 --> 00:16:42,331 Let's make a nice mug for our grandsons. 465 00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:45,124 Oh, I wish they visited more often. 466 00:16:45,124 --> 00:16:48,127 All right, lil pooch, time for ol' G-Maw 467 00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,089 to teach you some-- Gah! 468 00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:52,051 [hissing] 469 00:16:52,051 --> 00:16:56,185 Aah! That's a sna--! A sna--! 470 00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:57,767 Oh, I see you've met Snakey. 471 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,310 You didn't tell me your pet was one of them devil worms! 472 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,983 How do they move with no legs? 473 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,645 Actually, they move their muslces and scales 474 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,446 -in a lateral-- -Son, don't you lecture me 475 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:08,948 while I'm panickin'! 476 00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:10,740 Snakey, I'd like you to meet your new gramma. 477 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:11,741 Be gone! 478 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,033 Snakey! 479 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,205 Oh, now he's really mad! 480 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:18,207 [hissing] 481 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,329 OK, look, Snakey's probably nervous, 482 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:21,961 'cause it's his first day of his new life, 483 00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:23,332 but I'm sure by tomorrow morning, 484 00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:26,375 Snakey will be in a much better mood. 485 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,337 Hm. 486 00:17:28,337 --> 00:17:32,051 Cricket! You look real dandy today. 487 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,633 Well, thank you! 488 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,224 Good, now that I've buttered you up 489 00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:37,176 with a compliment, here's a harsh truth. 490 00:17:37,176 --> 00:17:39,268 You need to take Snakey back to the pet store. 491 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,560 -Immediately. -What?! 492 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,181 How dare you? 493 00:17:42,181 --> 00:17:43,943 I have to agree, Cricket. This was a bad idea. 494 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:45,524 Snakey is just too much for you. 495 00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,446 What a couple of fair-weather friends. 496 00:17:47,446 --> 00:17:49,739 I'm startin' to believe I don't even look nice today! 497 00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,190 Cricket, please. 498 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,362 You don't think Snakey was a good decision? 499 00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:55,955 Uh... it wasn't your best? 500 00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:57,997 Also, he did wreck the house. 501 00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:00,289 OK, but... We just gotta try harder! 502 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,001 We're gonna make this work, OK? 503 00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,502 Snakey! [gasps] Snakey! 504 00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,665 Oh, it's just a mirage. 505 00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:08,417 Oh, man. Bein' a first-time snake owner is hard. 506 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,710 Am I wrong about all this? 507 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,301 "No think. Just do." 508 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,924 That's right! Thank you, random billboard. 509 00:18:14,924 --> 00:18:17,386 I'm just gonna keep bein' spontaneous and impulsive. 510 00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:20,269 [whistling] 511 00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:22,221 I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore that. 512 00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:24,393 Hey, I'm back from the feed store! 513 00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:27,276 Uh, say, I can't find any of the animals. 514 00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:28,648 Could ya keep an eye out for 'em? 515 00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,279 Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. 516 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,322 Snakey! Snakey! Hm? 517 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,323 [muffled oinking] 518 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,324 [muffled bleating] 519 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:36,405 [muffled clucking] 520 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:38,407 [hissing] 521 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,501 What are we gonna do when your dad finds out? 522 00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,623 Finds out about what? 523 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,914 [Cricket screams] 524 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,666 Oh, I'm not even touchin' that. 525 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,917 Touchin' what?! 526 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,419 -Huh? -[Cricket screams] 527 00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:53,212 Cricket, what is goin' on?! 528 00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:55,384 -[hissing] -My snake! He ate the animals! 529 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:59,308 [Cricket struggling] 530 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:00,720 [grunts] 531 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,851 Uh! It's too fast. 532 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,312 Even if we did catch him, 533 00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:04,684 how do we get those poor animals out? 534 00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,315 [gasps] The farm spool! 535 00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:08,397 [Remy] We can roll him up like a tube of toothpaste! 536 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,229 Remy, that's a weird plan. 537 00:19:10,229 --> 00:19:11,771 But it's a plan, nevertheless! 538 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:12,942 You two, hold him down! 539 00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:15,364 [screaming] 540 00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:17,406 [straining] 541 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,327 [all straining] 542 00:19:18,327 --> 00:19:19,909 We got him! Hurry! 543 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,121 [panting] 544 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,334 -[pop] -[oinks] 545 00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:26,836 -[pop] -[bleats] 546 00:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,878 -Ew. -OK, last one! 547 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,549 -Push! -[all straining] 548 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:31,550 -[hisses] -[all scream] 549 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:32,551 He's gettin' away! 550 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:34,133 -[rattling] -[pop] 551 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,254 He's goin' into the back alley! 552 00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:37,056 If we pause and try to think this through, 553 00:19:37,056 --> 00:19:38,467 we can come up with another plan! 554 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,680 No. No think. Just do! 555 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,851 [screams] 556 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,303 [grunting] 557 00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:45,304 Oh, gosh. 558 00:19:45,304 --> 00:19:46,265 Just use the gate! 559 00:19:46,265 --> 00:19:48,357 Please, use the gate, son! 560 00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:50,690 Uh. Right. Thanks, family. 561 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,691 [grunts] 562 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,522 Hello, Snakey. 563 00:19:53,522 --> 00:19:54,814 You've really disappointed me. 564 00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,655 A pet of mine eating another pet of mine. 565 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,737 (muffled) [clucks] 566 00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,278 I'm sorry to do this to ya, 567 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,369 but I need that chicken back! 568 00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:01,871 [panting] 569 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,952 Uh! Yah! 570 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,323 Yah! 571 00:20:04,323 --> 00:20:05,664 [hisses] 572 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,126 -[chomps] -[all] Cricket! 573 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,828 -[all gasp] -[hissing] 574 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:11,290 [Cricket] (muffled) Uh, Remy? What was that about a plan? 575 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,291 (muffled) [clucks] 576 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,502 Let's go get the farm spool. 577 00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:16,255 -Yep. -Uh-huh. 578 00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:18,507 Well, friends, after today, I have come to the realization 579 00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,469 that even if you don't like plans, 580 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,301 sometimes it's better to have one. 581 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:23,933 Snakey, you belong in the jungle. 582 00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:26,475 Or maybe the swamp. Or the desert? 583 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,477 Wow, I really learned nothin' about snakes. 584 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,939 -[hammering] -Excuse me, lady? 585 00:20:29,939 --> 00:20:31,610 I need to return my snake to your store. 586 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,522 Kid, there is no store anymore. 587 00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,564 I'm going out of business. 588 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:38,567 Why else do ya think you got a snake for 50 cents? 589 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:41,200 What? I just thought I was a master negotiator. 590 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,282 Oh, no. Now, if you'll excuse me, 591 00:20:43,282 --> 00:20:45,324 I'm moving to the Galapagos! 592 00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:47,747 Wait! You can't just leave! I can't handle a snake! 593 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,749 Well, what are we gonna do now? 594 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,420 [gasps] Wait! I know! 595 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,422 -Snakey should go with Remy! -Wha--? 596 00:20:53,422 --> 00:20:54,924 Son, I thought you said you were gonna 597 00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,465 think things through from now on. 598 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,967 No, I-- I've thought about this. 599 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,969 You're cautious, you know a lot about snakes, 600 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:03,012 and you can afford to buy him anything he needs! 601 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,554 That actually makes a lot of sense! 602 00:21:05,554 --> 00:21:06,936 Well, Remy, what do ya think? 603 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,438 -Aw, he is really cute. -[hisses] 604 00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:11,150 Well... I think... 605 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,813 Call me "Remy the Reptile Boy"! 606 00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:15,394 Ooh, that sounded better in my head. 607 00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:16,565 Yeah. 608 00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:19,528 Buh-bye! [giggling] 609 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,450 Bye, guys! 610 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,242 I'm sure gonna miss Snakey. 611 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:24,613 But at least I got my new pet, 612 00:21:24,613 --> 00:21:26,866 this scorpion I found in the gutter! Scorpy! 613 00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,367 -Cricket, I don't-- -No, no, no! 614 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,458 [screams] 615 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,372 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 616 00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:37,126 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 617 00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:40,509 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 618 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:43,302 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 619 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,474 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 620 00:21:45,474 --> 00:21:46,595 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 621 00:21:46,595 --> 00:21:48,888 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 622 00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:50,689 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 623 00:21:50,689 --> 00:21:54,103 ♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪ 624 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:56,816 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪