1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:03,003 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,435 One, two! One, two, three, four! 3 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:19,189 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 4 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:25,696 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 5 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:29,610 [chicken squawks] 6 00:00:31,612 --> 00:00:33,243 [Gramma humming] 7 00:00:35,075 --> 00:00:37,077 I'm done decorating my cookies. 8 00:00:37,077 --> 00:00:38,539 Sweet, but dangerous. 9 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,960 Like me! 10 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,662 How are yours coming along, sweetie? 11 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:44,044 One for the cookie, one for me. 12 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,336 One for the cookie, one for me. 13 00:00:46,336 --> 00:00:48,428 [Tilly] One for the cookie, one for me. 14 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:49,670 -One for the... -Tilly! 15 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:52,052 Sorry, Gramma! I was just finishing up! 16 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,594 [gulp] Ahh... 17 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:56,266 I present to you-- the Statue of Responsibility, 18 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:57,728 and Big Bank Tower. 19 00:00:57,728 --> 00:01:00,140 What the heck kinda cookies are those? 20 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,733 They're the most famous landmarks in Big City. 21 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:05,816 You've lived here forever. You must recognize them! 22 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,778 I don't need to recognize them. 23 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:11,191 I want nothing to do with this terrible city! 24 00:01:11,191 --> 00:01:12,532 Gramma, [munches] 25 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:14,364 the only thing better than [munches] 26 00:01:14,364 --> 00:01:15,616 the cookies in Big City, 27 00:01:15,616 --> 00:01:17,958 [chomps] 28 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:19,369 is Big City itself! 29 00:01:19,369 --> 00:01:20,621 [gulps] Ahh! 30 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,372 If you just got out there and saw it, 31 00:01:22,372 --> 00:01:23,163 I know you'd love it. 32 00:01:23,163 --> 00:01:24,544 Blech! No I won't! 33 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:25,756 Come on, Gramma! 34 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:27,507 I'm taking you on a Big City Tour! 35 00:01:27,507 --> 00:01:28,508 Aah! 36 00:01:28,508 --> 00:01:30,170 [TV] Welcome back to... 37 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:32,342 Dogs With Shoes On! 38 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,175 Ha! Dogs don't wear shoes! They're not people! 39 00:01:35,175 --> 00:01:36,266 Silly dogs. 40 00:01:36,266 --> 00:01:38,098 [chuckles] It's true what they say. 41 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,519 TV just keeps gettin' better! 42 00:01:39,519 --> 00:01:41,722 [barking] [whining] 43 00:01:41,722 --> 00:01:44,184 [sighs] Truly a golden age. 44 00:01:44,184 --> 00:01:46,356 -Big City Tour! Big City Tour! -Let go of me! 45 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,527 Hey, where you guys goin'? 46 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:49,279 I'm taking Gramma into the city. 47 00:01:49,279 --> 00:01:50,360 No, you ain't! 48 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,902 Anyway, don't wait up, bye! 49 00:01:51,902 --> 00:01:53,363 Bye! 50 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,364 That's real nice of your sister. 51 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,615 Ma could use the fresh air. 52 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,198 Hmm... So, Dad! 53 00:01:58,198 --> 00:01:59,409 Now that the women-folk are gone, 54 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:00,791 what are the men gonna do? 55 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:04,164 Oh, I think I've got an idea! 56 00:02:04,164 --> 00:02:05,455 With Gramma out of the house, 57 00:02:05,455 --> 00:02:08,248 I finally got a chance to remodel her old bathroom! 58 00:02:08,248 --> 00:02:09,629 She's such a grump! 59 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,211 She'd never let me mess with it! 60 00:02:12,552 --> 00:02:14,554 Oh, my gravy. 61 00:02:14,554 --> 00:02:17,017 [Bill sighs] No more leaky sinks. 62 00:02:17,017 --> 00:02:18,308 No more rusty water. 63 00:02:21,261 --> 00:02:23,764 Bill Green, you've got your work cut out for ya. 64 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:26,857 Cricket Green, you've also got your work cut out for ya. 65 00:02:26,857 --> 00:02:28,148 Uhh... 66 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,609 Don't worry, Gramma. 67 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:32,442 Everyone loves Big City once they've experienced it. 68 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:35,405 Ugh! I'm experiencing it right now. It stinks! 69 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,868 You might feel different after I show you... 70 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:40,200 Our first stop on the Big City tour, 71 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,452 The Statue of Responsibility. 72 00:02:42,452 --> 00:02:44,875 Meh. It's just like any other dumb statue. 73 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:47,167 The Silverway Bridge! 74 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,249 It's just like any other dumb bridge. 75 00:02:49,249 --> 00:02:51,551 -The Big City Symphony Orchestra? -[singing] 76 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:52,843 They're outta tune! 77 00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:54,054 -[guitar twang] -Hmm! 78 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:55,595 [Tilly] Our last stop-- 79 00:02:55,595 --> 00:02:57,347 Big Bank Tower! 80 00:02:57,347 --> 00:03:01,391 Wow! Everything looks so small from up here! 81 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:03,223 Sure is windy, right, Gramma? 82 00:03:04,725 --> 00:03:07,397 You seen one small thing, you seen 'em all. 83 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:10,650 Well, there's more to this place than just the view. 84 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,313 Did you know that The Big Bank Tower was built-- 85 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,865 I know when it was built! 86 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:17,617 I remember when they destroyed acres of farmland 87 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:20,160 to put up this hunk of junk! 88 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,283 I remember when they put up all these hunks of junk! 89 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:25,665 [Gramma] I was livin' my idyllic country life, 90 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,287 when all of the sudden 91 00:03:27,287 --> 00:03:30,250 the land was infested by this horrible city! 92 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:34,294 -[cacophony] -[Gramma] Nooo! 93 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:36,506 I liked this land the way it was, 94 00:03:36,506 --> 00:03:38,468 before Big City moved in. 95 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,841 These places might be important to other people, 96 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:42,472 but they aren't important to me! 97 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:46,436 You're right, Gramma. 98 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,058 These places aren't important, 99 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:50,400 but let me show you some places that are! 100 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,521 -Come on! -Gah! 101 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:53,113 [Bill] All right, Cricket. 102 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:55,065 Now, where should we start. 103 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:56,857 The shower's always leakin', 104 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,279 but the plaster could use patchin'. 105 00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:00,410 Well, enough chitty-chitty chattin', 106 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:01,411 Let's get to work! 107 00:04:01,411 --> 00:04:02,913 Bye-bye, leaky pipe! 108 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:03,914 Cricket, no! 109 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,365 That's not how you-- 110 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:06,536 Yah! 111 00:04:06,536 --> 00:04:07,828 [gurgling] 112 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:09,369 Hold on, Boy! I got-- 113 00:04:09,369 --> 00:04:10,961 Whoa! [grunts] 114 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,963 [gurgling] 115 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,334 Yah! [grunts] 116 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:16,216 You think water can stop me?! 117 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:17,377 I'm Cricket Green! 118 00:04:17,377 --> 00:04:19,379 Master of the elements! 119 00:04:19,379 --> 00:04:22,933 [grunting] I did it! 120 00:04:22,933 --> 00:04:24,014 [rattling] 121 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,015 [screaming] 122 00:04:26,556 --> 00:04:28,348 Oh no! The water's rising! 123 00:04:28,348 --> 00:04:29,389 What should we do, Dad? 124 00:04:29,389 --> 00:04:31,351 [gurgling] 125 00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:32,562 You're a genius! 126 00:04:32,562 --> 00:04:34,024 We'll eat the water! 127 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,525 [grunting] 128 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,317 (muffled) Cricket! 129 00:04:37,317 --> 00:04:38,779 Tilly, I'm tellin' ya, 130 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,610 no matter where we go on this tour, 131 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:42,202 I ain't gonna like it. 132 00:04:42,202 --> 00:04:43,743 That was the old tour. 133 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,786 Now, we're on the Tilly Tour! 134 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,457 I'm gonna show you all the things 135 00:04:47,457 --> 00:04:49,369 that are meaningful to me in this city. 136 00:04:49,369 --> 00:04:51,751 Our first stop is a real humdinger. 137 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,753 [train whistle] 138 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:56,546 I hate this! 139 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,969 It's too dang loud here, Tilly! 140 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:02,762 Exactly! The noise drives people away! 141 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,594 Makin' it the perfect environment 142 00:05:04,594 --> 00:05:07,848 to observe the rarest city creature of all. 143 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:08,849 [whistles] 144 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:11,271 [purring, meows] 145 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:14,024 What? Tilly, that's just an old alley cat. 146 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:16,736 -Is that really what you dragged me here to-- oh! -[meows, squeaks] 147 00:05:16,736 --> 00:05:18,068 [Gramma] Oh my! 148 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,440 Oh! Ohh! 149 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,492 Tilly! What am I lookin' at?! 150 00:05:22,492 --> 00:05:24,654 This, is a "cratigeon." 151 00:05:24,654 --> 00:05:26,286 She likes peanuts. 152 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:28,248 [Tilly] Half cat, half rat, 153 00:05:28,248 --> 00:05:31,501 half pigeon, and who knows what else. 154 00:05:31,501 --> 00:05:32,582 [grunting] 155 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:36,416 -Aww... it reproduced! -Wowie... 156 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:39,219 That ain't nothing you'd ever see in farm country. 157 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:40,300 Yup! 158 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,052 Only in Big City! 159 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:44,634 I bet the boys are sorry they missed this! 160 00:05:44,634 --> 00:05:48,428 Yeah! They're probably still on the couch watching TV. 161 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:53,974 The next stop on the Tilly Tour 162 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:56,686 is my favorite statue in the whole city. 163 00:05:56,686 --> 00:05:58,068 Hmm... 164 00:05:58,068 --> 00:06:00,530 It just looks like another boring statue. 165 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:01,571 Hold on, Gramma. 166 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:02,572 Watch this! 167 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:09,079 Pretty neat, huh? 168 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,121 [gasps] Oh, my goodness gracious! 169 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,122 He moves! 170 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,293 Tilly, did you see that?! 171 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:14,294 Oh, pay attention! 172 00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:18,498 Aw, he stopped! 173 00:06:18,498 --> 00:06:19,459 Sorry, Gramma. 174 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:21,501 That's all one quarter can buy. 175 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:22,552 One quarter? 176 00:06:22,552 --> 00:06:24,174 Leave it to me, Tilly! 177 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,717 Ha! Wowie! 178 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:29,599 We're gonna be here for a while. 179 00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:32,102 -Now, dance, corporal, dance! -[moans] 180 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:34,604 [grunting] 181 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:38,688 -[gasps, coughs] -[gasps] 182 00:06:38,688 --> 00:06:40,730 Cricket, this might be it for us. 183 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,572 Before we go, I have to tell you somethin'. 184 00:06:42,572 --> 00:06:44,824 [gasps] When you were a baby, I gave you soda once! 185 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,526 I've got somethin' to say, too, Dad! 186 00:06:46,526 --> 00:06:47,617 I'm sorry, I never told you, 187 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:48,909 but I was the one who broke your-- 188 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,120 [gurgles] 189 00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:55,335 You broke what now? 190 00:06:55,335 --> 00:06:56,336 Nope. Moment's gone. 191 00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:57,337 Maybe next time, Dad. 192 00:06:57,337 --> 00:06:59,919 [clock chiming] 193 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,002 Oh no! Is it four already?! 194 00:07:02,002 --> 00:07:03,593 The bathroom is in shambles! 195 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:05,715 Gramma's be back at five for her night bath! 196 00:07:05,715 --> 00:07:07,927 She's gonna kill us when she sees this mess! 197 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,809 She wouldn't even let me fix the bathroom! 198 00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:11,972 What's she gonna say when she sees we destroyed it?! 199 00:07:11,972 --> 00:07:14,354 Dad! Get a hold of yourself! We got an hour. 200 00:07:14,354 --> 00:07:17,107 What can't two Greens and a toolbox do in an hour? 201 00:07:17,107 --> 00:07:18,558 Cricket, there's a lot of things 202 00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:20,150 we can't do in an hour! [yelps] 203 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,441 That's because you're thinkin'. 204 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,652 We don't have time to think! 205 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,155 With my youthful energy and your girthy power, 206 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:26,446 we can do anything! 207 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,028 Now, move! Move! Move! 208 00:07:28,028 --> 00:07:29,029 You're right! 209 00:07:29,029 --> 00:07:30,530 Let's fix this bathroom! 210 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:31,951 [both screaming] 211 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,453 You know, Tilly, 212 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,455 maybe I didn't give this city enough credit. 213 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,667 I've seen some pretty amazing things today. 214 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,169 Well, hold on to your hat, 215 00:07:39,169 --> 00:07:41,751 because I've saved the best for last! 216 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:43,583 Ooh, a hotel. 217 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,634 Wait, what? 218 00:07:44,634 --> 00:07:46,886 Tilly, where the heck are we? 219 00:07:46,886 --> 00:07:49,799 This is your favorite stop on the Tilly Tour? 220 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:51,511 Over here, Gramma! 221 00:07:54,184 --> 00:07:55,185 Huh? 222 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,437 [Tilly] Behold! 223 00:07:57,437 --> 00:07:59,979 The hotel's inner workings! 224 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,811 What in the world? 225 00:08:01,811 --> 00:08:04,734 Tilly-ball! 226 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:09,569 It's like floating on a hot, 800-thread-count cloud. 227 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:11,411 [grunts] 228 00:08:11,411 --> 00:08:13,613 Ooo! 229 00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:15,075 Yeah, Gramma. 230 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:18,618 Let the weight of the world melt off ya. 231 00:08:18,618 --> 00:08:20,750 This is incredible. 232 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,293 I've never felt this relaxed. 233 00:08:23,293 --> 00:08:26,216 Well, if you think this is good, 234 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:28,428 wait till you see what's next. 235 00:08:28,428 --> 00:08:30,430 [rock music playing] 236 00:08:38,808 --> 00:08:41,731 -Yeah! [laughing] -[giggling] 237 00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:44,064 [both laughing] 238 00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:45,855 [both] Watch out! 239 00:08:45,855 --> 00:08:46,856 [Gramma] Aah! 240 00:08:46,856 --> 00:08:48,738 [both groaning] 241 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,740 Hey! You aren't supposed to be in here! 242 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,492 You two are in big trouble! 243 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:53,653 Come on, Tilly! 244 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:54,824 Hey! Get back here! 245 00:08:54,824 --> 00:08:57,707 Gramma, maybe we should turn ourselves in. 246 00:08:57,707 --> 00:08:59,659 Just when it's getting good? Ha! 247 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:01,751 -[Tilly whimpering] -Come on! This way! 248 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,463 [grunting] 249 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,506 Excuse me! Did you see a little girl 250 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:08,628 and an old woman run past here? 251 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:09,629 Thanks! 252 00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:11,591 Wait... 253 00:09:11,591 --> 00:09:13,343 Ah-ha! Oh! 254 00:09:13,343 --> 00:09:15,175 [clears throat] I'm so sorry. 255 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:17,477 Hurry, Tilly. We can escape out this window. 256 00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:20,350 Stop! I'm not letting you get away so easy! 257 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,481 [grunts] 258 00:09:21,481 --> 00:09:23,983 [both scream, grunt] 259 00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:25,105 [both gasp] 260 00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:26,106 Dead end! 261 00:09:26,106 --> 00:09:29,189 I'm invoking Hotel Law! 262 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:30,740 You're under arrest! 263 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,493 Ha! In your dreams! Yah! 264 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:35,285 We're bustin' outta here! 265 00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:36,746 -Whoo-hoo! -I will not rest 266 00:09:36,746 --> 00:09:38,458 until I bring you to justice! 267 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,370 Ooh! It's my lunch break. 268 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,702 [both laughing] 269 00:09:42,702 --> 00:09:45,125 Oh! We really gave her the slip, huh? 270 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,127 I am untouchable. 271 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:48,878 Tilly, thank you for showin' 272 00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:51,091 your old gramma a good time in the city. 273 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,632 But I still don't get it. 274 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:54,094 Why are you doin' all this for me? 275 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,806 Because, Gramma, if you just give the city a chance, 276 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:59,139 you'll see that there's so much to love! 277 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:02,642 -[cat hissing] -[police siren] 278 00:10:02,642 --> 00:10:03,893 I hate to admit it, 279 00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:05,815 but I couldn't have done any of this stuff 280 00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:07,317 without you showing me the way. 281 00:10:07,317 --> 00:10:09,859 I'm just happy to help. 282 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,731 Now, let's get outta here. 283 00:10:11,731 --> 00:10:13,783 Gramma needs her night bath. 284 00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:15,155 [grunting] 285 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,826 [grunting] 286 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:19,499 -[grunts] -[grunting] 287 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:21,371 [both] Phew! 288 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,912 I can't believe it! 289 00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:23,663 Yeah, it looks... 290 00:10:25,705 --> 00:10:27,707 ...exactly the same as before. Hmm. 291 00:10:27,707 --> 00:10:29,549 Well, it might not be any better, 292 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:30,800 but at least it's not any worse! 293 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,463 [clock chiming] 294 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:34,754 -[gasps] Gramma! -[gasps] Ma! 295 00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:37,257 Hey, lazy bones! We're home! 296 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,890 Oh, uh, [chuckles] hey, Ma! 297 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,262 How'd you, uh, 298 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:43,723 how'd your Big City tour go? 299 00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:44,934 [grunts, chomps] 300 00:10:44,934 --> 00:10:45,935 [giggles] 301 00:10:45,935 --> 00:10:48,398 The tour went just dandy. 302 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,770 Tilly's got me on a kick of tryin' new things. 303 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:51,771 So you know what? 304 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:53,943 After I take my night bath, 305 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:56,946 I'll finally let you renovate the bathroom. 306 00:10:56,946 --> 00:10:57,867 How's that sound? 307 00:10:57,867 --> 00:10:59,199 -Huh?! -[spits] 308 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:04,784 Whoo-hoo! Finally here! 309 00:11:04,784 --> 00:11:08,748 Remy! You're just in time for laundry basket sledding! 310 00:11:08,748 --> 00:11:10,550 [clucks] 311 00:11:10,550 --> 00:11:13,132 Never mind. Someone won't cooperate. 312 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:14,294 Sorry I was late, Cricket. 313 00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:15,755 [grunts] Yeah, where you been? 314 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,797 I had an adventure-packed day! 315 00:11:17,797 --> 00:11:20,300 I went for tutoring, violin lessons, 316 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,891 junior dance team, survivalist camp, 317 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,183 jar decorating, 318 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,305 and went to see a doctor about that rash! 319 00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:29,769 And now, my parents say I can stay until dinner time! 320 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:30,940 Well, it's dinner time! 321 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,981 See you later, Cricket! 322 00:11:31,981 --> 00:11:33,523 What? Seriously? 323 00:11:33,523 --> 00:11:35,154 Your parents always keep you so busy. 324 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,317 Wish there was a way we could hang out more. 325 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,409 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 326 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:40,910 Imagine, Remy, 327 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:44,994 If your family and my family were best friends! 328 00:11:44,994 --> 00:11:47,877 Hey, Remy's dad! I cooked this burger just the way you like it. 329 00:11:47,877 --> 00:11:49,629 Thanks, Cricket's dad! 330 00:11:49,629 --> 00:11:51,331 That's why we're BFFs. 331 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,633 [laughing] Buddy, ol' pal! 332 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,545 -[laughing] -[laughing] Alice, catch! 333 00:11:55,545 --> 00:11:56,796 [grunts, growling] 334 00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:57,887 -[all laughing] -Hey, everybody! 335 00:11:57,887 --> 00:12:00,179 We should hang out all the time! 336 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,471 Even better! 337 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,394 We should all live in our mansion! 338 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,055 [laughing] 339 00:12:07,847 --> 00:12:09,769 -Oh, no. -[all screaming] 340 00:12:09,769 --> 00:12:12,812 [shudders] Why did I even imagine that last part? 341 00:12:12,812 --> 00:12:15,194 Getting our parents to become friends sounds great! 342 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,196 But how can we do that? 343 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,658 Remy, let me ask you something. 344 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:20,990 Do you're parents like to eat food? 345 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,493 Dad! Help, I'm hurt real bad! I need you! 346 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,824 [pants] What is it, Boy?! 347 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:25,825 Are you OK?! 348 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:26,866 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 349 00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:28,288 I wanted to get your attention, 350 00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:29,999 but didn't wanna go lookin' for ya. 351 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,251 Anyway, can Remy's parents come over for dinner? 352 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,212 Please, Dad! Please, Dad! Please! 353 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:36,796 I suppose it would be nice to meet the Remingtons! 354 00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:38,087 I'll give 'em a call. 355 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:39,839 [grunts, sighs] 356 00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:41,471 Now we just sit back, relax, 357 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:44,183 and wait for our parents to become super best friends. 358 00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:45,595 [Bill] That's right, Mrs. Remington! 359 00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:46,886 Dinner at our place tonight. 360 00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,978 Oh, you don't have to bring anything! 361 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:49,979 [chomps] 362 00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:52,231 We got plenty of food. 363 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:55,315 ♪ A-brush, brush, brushing the pig ♪ 364 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:57,066 [Gramma] Where are my clothes?! 365 00:12:57,066 --> 00:13:00,069 I can't find one shred of clothing to cover my body! 366 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,901 Whatever. I'm coming out. 367 00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:04,744 [wincing] Are you sure this dinner's a good idea? 368 00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:06,326 Our families are pretty different. 369 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:07,787 It's a great idea! 370 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,078 Opposites attract! 371 00:13:09,078 --> 00:13:09,959 Take us, for example. 372 00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,671 I'm bold, funny, and timely, 373 00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:13,833 -and you're the opposite! -I guess so. 374 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,875 If our families are even more different than we are, 375 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,297 the attraction will be even stronger! 376 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,418 That's science. 377 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,089 Yeah! Maybe you're right. 378 00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:21,260 Good news, boys. 379 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,922 The Remingtons are dining with us, tonight! 380 00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:24,844 -Yes! -But, um, 381 00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:27,016 Maybe Cricket's gramma needs to get dressed first. 382 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,638 Ma! What are you doin'?! 383 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:30,229 [Gramma] You ain't gonna body shame me! 384 00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:31,731 Ooo, this is it, Remy. 385 00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:33,733 After tonight, we'll be inseparable! 386 00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:35,485 We can finally start that book club 387 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,776 I'm always talking about! 388 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:39,108 Maybe, Remy. Maybe. 389 00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:40,149 [helicopter whirling] 390 00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:40,990 It's your parents! 391 00:13:42,201 --> 00:13:43,573 [Bill] What in the... 392 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,535 They have a helicopter? 393 00:13:49,909 --> 00:13:51,000 Geez O Petes... 394 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,042 Touchdown! Think fast! 395 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,043 [all gasp] 396 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,915 Aah! Sorry! 397 00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:56,916 The Greens! 398 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,628 Thanks for inviting us to dinner. 399 00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:01,010 Well, that was quite the entrance. 400 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:05,094 Russell and I are so excited to finally meet the Green family. 401 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,096 We've heard so much from our Remy. 402 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,598 Mom, look at the cool goat! 403 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,099 Ooh! How sweet. 404 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,352 Wait a minute. Don't I know you from the TV? 405 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,395 You played for the Big City Bengals! 406 00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,356 [laughs] Yup! That's me! 407 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,278 Always nice to meet a fan. 408 00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:22,862 Well... I'm a fan of the Rain County Roosters. 409 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,444 A Roosters fan, huh? 410 00:14:24,444 --> 00:14:26,195 Somebody better keep us apart! 411 00:14:26,195 --> 00:14:27,987 [laughing] Here you go. 412 00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:29,989 You just wrote, "I'm number one." 413 00:14:29,989 --> 00:14:31,290 Yup. 414 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:33,202 I brought these flowers for your wife. 415 00:14:33,202 --> 00:14:34,704 Will she be joining us? 416 00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:37,126 Uh, no. [chuckles] Long story. 417 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,128 But these are lovely! Thank you. 418 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,710 Uh, [stammering] Oh, dear. The, um... 419 00:14:41,961 --> 00:14:42,962 Oh, my goodness! 420 00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:45,094 [struggling] Don't... eat 'em! 421 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:47,507 I think they're becoming friends! 422 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,969 Astute observation as always, Remy. 423 00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,350 I think they're getting along great. 424 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,723 -[goat cries] -Still petty. [chuckles] 425 00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:57,106 [chuckles] Well, we're certainly in for a fun evening. 426 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,187 All right, everyone. 427 00:14:58,187 --> 00:14:59,609 Please gather in the living room 428 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:02,231 for the pre-dinner entertainment. 429 00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,113 Howdy, folks! Please put your hands together 430 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,826 for the comedy stylings of... 431 00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,077 Tilly Green! 432 00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:10,239 [chicken clucking] 433 00:15:10,239 --> 00:15:11,991 Chickens, am I right? 434 00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:13,993 The way they're always going, 435 00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:16,415 scratch-scratch, peck-peck. 436 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,498 [giggling] 437 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,710 Scratch. 438 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,712 [laughing] 439 00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,043 Oh! It's so true! 440 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:25,885 I don't get it. 441 00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,046 Why don't you tell one of your jokes? 442 00:15:27,046 --> 00:15:28,598 Oh! Great idea. 443 00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:30,470 [clears throat] I've got a good one! 444 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,683 I always appreciate a fellow comedian! 445 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,815 [clears throat] So, I'm a lawyer, 446 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:37,977 and I have a client who's an orthodontist, 447 00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,438 but he wants a new fee structure 448 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,320 because I bill him for too many hours. 449 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,484 So, I said, "Why don't we use a prepaid arrangement? 450 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:47,737 That way, both of us can work on 'retainers'!" 451 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:50,870 -[laughing] -Boo! 452 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,332 Oh! I guess I didn't consider my audience. 453 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:55,074 No, no. It was very funny. 454 00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:56,836 I'm just... laughing up here. 455 00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:59,669 Well, comedy's hard. How 'bout some music? 456 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:03,132 Introducing the classical stylings of Remy Remington! 457 00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:08,217 [violin music] 458 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,299 [slapping] 459 00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:14,263 And accompanying him-- Cricket Green! Professional pig player! 460 00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:15,264 [oink] 461 00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:16,686 This sounds awful. 462 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,648 Don't worry! Remy'll get better with practice. 463 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,229 We weren't talking about Remy. 464 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,773 Oh. Well, pardon me, but my son plays the pig beautifully. 465 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,364 Cricket! They're arguing. 466 00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:26,906 Drown 'em out with music. 467 00:16:26,906 --> 00:16:30,029 -Pig solo! -[screeching] 468 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,531 -[all grunting] -[screeching] 469 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:35,284 Maybe we should get going. 470 00:16:35,284 --> 00:16:37,286 -No-no-no-no-no! It's dinner time! -Come on! Yay! 471 00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:39,458 -Come on, let's go eat dinner! Yay! This'll be fun! -Yay, dinner! 472 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,046 [clears throat] Oh, uh, just realized there's no napkins. 473 00:16:47,046 --> 00:16:48,127 I'll be right back. 474 00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,179 Alice, this meatloaf is really... 475 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:51,761 ...well done. 476 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,263 Thank you. You know, I was just thinking 477 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,305 about that game in '09 when you fumbled the ball 478 00:16:56,305 --> 00:16:58,227 and cost your team the championship. 479 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:02,141 -I'd say that was also "well done." -[growling] 480 00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,443 Hey, look what I found when I was getting the napkins! 481 00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:07,406 Rashida's beautiful flowers. 482 00:17:07,406 --> 00:17:10,029 Bill, the flowers are ruined. Just throw them out. 483 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,742 Well, I think they make the table look nice. 484 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,243 Cricket, can I talk to you? 485 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,955 Sure. Step into my office. 486 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,536 This is terrible! 487 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,118 We had this dinner to make our parents friends, 488 00:17:19,118 --> 00:17:21,040 but they're becoming enemies! 489 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,162 And enemies don't let their kids hang out together. 490 00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:25,004 Oh, my gosh. You're right! 491 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,505 Well, since we're getting fancy, 492 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,337 how 'bout a little candle light? 493 00:17:28,337 --> 00:17:30,379 So this is upscale dining. 494 00:17:30,379 --> 00:17:31,510 Very regal. 495 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,132 Listen, Bill, 496 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:35,224 you really don't have to go through all this trouble. 497 00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:39,178 No, no. I know y'all are used to nice things. 498 00:17:39,178 --> 00:17:42,231 Yes, well, tonight we don't need it to be nice. 499 00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:45,605 Oh, really? Well, I'm just tryin' to be hospitable. 500 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:48,858 That's fine, but it's not necessary. 501 00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:49,989 [Bill grunting] 502 00:17:49,989 --> 00:17:51,190 [all scream] 503 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,782 Remy, we gotta find a way to fix this 504 00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:55,865 before this whole night goes down in flames! 505 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,997 [Bill grunting] 506 00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,290 [grunts] 507 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,291 Hmm! 508 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,164 [gasps] Hmm. 509 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,166 This is bad. If we don't fix this, 510 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,798 we might never see each other again. 511 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,419 I got one last idea, Remy. 512 00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:11,881 Hey! 513 00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:13,382 How 'bout we play a fun game? 514 00:18:13,382 --> 00:18:15,214 What kind of game? 515 00:18:15,214 --> 00:18:18,307 I bet Russell would love a game of football! 516 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,849 Oh, I'm in if you are! 517 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,641 You've got yourself a game. 518 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:23,482 I was thinking more along the lines of... 519 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,314 charades or something. 520 00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:27,937 Oh, look, it's raining. 521 00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:29,228 We should probably go back inside. 522 00:18:29,228 --> 00:18:31,861 -So, what are the ground rules? -[crack] 523 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,442 There are no rules. 524 00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:35,865 No! No. How 'bout touch football? 525 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,328 -[Bill] Deal. -And all the other rules of football apply. 526 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,330 Fine. 527 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,331 [whistles] 528 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,663 I can't wait to see 529 00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:46,205 what kind of moves you think you got, Russel! 530 00:18:46,205 --> 00:18:48,127 Whatever they are, they can't be as bad 531 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,168 as your meatloaf! 532 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,590 -Hike! -Hike! 533 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:52,591 [panting] 534 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:55,424 [panting, grunts] 535 00:18:55,424 --> 00:18:56,636 You ain't catching me! 536 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,637 -[Gramma grunts] -[whistle] 537 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,388 No one insults my cookin'! 538 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,520 Hey! I thought we were playing touch football! 539 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,222 Technically, she did touch you. 540 00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:04,644 Touched you right to the ground. 541 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,975 Ha! 542 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,066 Hey! I got the ball! 543 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,067 -Yah! -[grunts] 544 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,689 How's that for fancy? 545 00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:10,980 [moans] 546 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,192 Ooo, this ain't good. 547 00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:14,403 [grunting] 548 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,274 (slo-mo) [pained grunt] 549 00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:16,365 [whistles] 550 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,328 [panting, grunts] 551 00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:20,489 [grunts, screams] 552 00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:21,911 -[grunts] -Aah! 553 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,952 [whistles] 554 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,744 [panting, grimaces] 555 00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,285 [all screaming] 556 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,626 -Aah! Remy! -Cricket! 557 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:28,627 [screaming] 558 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,500 [whistling] 559 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,292 [grunts] Cricket! 560 00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:34,293 You OK, bud? 561 00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:37,346 [gasps] This is a nightmare. 562 00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:39,849 You gotta talk to your parents and get them to stop. 563 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,681 My parents?! Your dad and gramma 564 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,432 don't know how to treat their guests! 565 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,065 And it's like you guys have no respect for our hospitality! 566 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:47,476 We're charming as heck! 567 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,268 You know what? I was wrong! 568 00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:51,310 Opposites don't attract. 569 00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:54,523 Everyone huddle up. 570 00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:56,365 This is our last chance to win this thing. 571 00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,278 Let's show those rich snobs what we can do. 572 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:01,370 -Come on, team! -Let's show them what it means 573 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:02,371 to be a Remington! 574 00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,203 -[whistles] -Play ball! 575 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,745 [panting] [grunts] 576 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,419 [growls] 577 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,500 [growls] 578 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:13,883 Get 'em, Cricket! 579 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:15,464 Show 'em what a Green can do! 580 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,926 [screaming] 581 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,337 -You can win this! -Yah! 582 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:20,259 [screaming] 583 00:20:20,259 --> 00:20:21,430 -Get 'em, Cricket! Get 'em boy! -[shouting] 584 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,262 -Yeah! Rip his face off, Son! -[shouting] 585 00:20:23,262 --> 00:20:24,473 [screaming] 586 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,434 [screaming] 587 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,435 [both screaming] 588 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,852 Why'd you stop playing the game? 589 00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:34,563 What is going on? 590 00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:35,775 All evenin', we've been tryin' 591 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:36,856 to make everyone get along. 592 00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:38,197 But it was a disaster! 593 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,199 We don't wanna be on separate teams. 594 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:41,360 We're friends! 595 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,491 Even if you guys aren't. 596 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:47,286 I hate to say it, but the boys are right. 597 00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:49,458 We haven't been very hospitable tonight. 598 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,752 You guys have so much, and I was a bit intimidated. 599 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,713 Intimidated by us? 600 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,967 Remy is always talking about how much he loves it over here. 601 00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:00,469 I guess we were a bit jealous. 602 00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,972 Well, even though we didn't get along great tonight, 603 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,383 at least our kids do. 604 00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:05,935 Hey, good game. 605 00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:07,346 Good dinner. 606 00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:10,349 [all] Good dinner. Good dinner. Good dinner. 607 00:21:10,349 --> 00:21:11,811 Good dinner. 608 00:21:13,442 --> 00:21:15,604 Until next time, Green Family! 609 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,397 Well, it got a little crazy there, 610 00:21:18,397 --> 00:21:20,609 but thank you for setting up this dinner. 611 00:21:20,609 --> 00:21:23,612 It's always good to get another perspective. 612 00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:25,825 Yeah, yeah. Check out this perspective. 613 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,366 Touchdown! We win! 614 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,542 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 615 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,126 ♪ Lost a bet and got Bit by a hundred flies ♪ 616 00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:39,879 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 617 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:43,182 ♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪ 618 00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:45,474 ♪ I got chased by dogs ♪ 619 00:21:45,474 --> 00:21:48,517 ♪ Bit by a frog Got a rash on my leg ♪ 620 00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:51,310 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 621 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,103 ♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪ 622 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:56,816 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪