1 00:00:02,847 --> 00:00:32,528 [theme music] 2 00:00:42,528 --> 00:00:44,608 FAN (OFFSCREEN): Gisella, we love you! 3 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:46,047 We love everything you do! 4 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,519 -I love you, too, darlings, every single one of you. 5 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,120 Driver, there's something wrong with the car! 6 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,480 Help! 7 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,367 -Oh, I'll help you, Gisella. 8 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:14,847 Right after you answer a few simple questions. 9 00:01:22,527 --> 00:01:25,407 [school bell ringing] 10 00:01:29,199 --> 00:01:30,559 -Here it is, girls! 11 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,807 The premier issue 12 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:33,247 of "Yes Way!" -Wow! 13 00:01:33,247 --> 00:01:35,488 A full-length, on-the-record interview 14 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:36,927 with supermodel Gisella! 15 00:01:37,408 --> 00:01:38,368 Hope it's juicy. 16 00:01:38,368 --> 00:01:42,048 -She says the secret to her long, lean figure is that she 17 00:01:42,048 --> 00:01:45,727 only eats long, skinny foods, like licorice and spaghetti. 18 00:01:46,048 --> 00:01:46,527 -Hmm. 19 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:47,968 Maybe I should've gotten an ice cream bar 20 00:01:47,968 --> 00:01:49,807 instead of a dish. 21 00:01:49,807 --> 00:01:50,767 -See? 22 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:52,208 Information you can really use. 23 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,128 That's what I call investigative journalism. 24 00:01:54,607 --> 00:01:57,360 -Isn't it time you traded in all that bogus gossip 25 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,799 for the real kind? 26 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:04,559 Say hello to Reality or Risky, the hot new game where you 27 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:08,719 have to reveal your deepest secrets or face a challenge! 28 00:02:08,719 --> 00:02:09,679 -Reality or risk? 29 00:02:09,679 --> 00:02:13,039 Story to burst your bubblehead, Mandy, but truth 30 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:14,479 or dare has been around for ages. 31 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:17,439 -Excuse me, were you not listening? 32 00:02:17,439 --> 00:02:19,359 This game is not truth or dare. 33 00:02:19,359 --> 00:02:22,239 It comes from France and it has a fancy carrying case. 34 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:23,967 Now, who wants to go first? 35 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,200 -(SIGHING) Forget it, Mandy. 36 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,487 We're not interested in your stupid game. 37 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,327 MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Of course you are. 38 00:02:29,808 --> 00:02:31,728 And the first player is-- 39 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,439 Clover. 40 00:02:35,439 --> 00:02:37,280 Reality or risky? 41 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,448 -Reality. 42 00:02:38,448 --> 00:02:40,687 -How many boys have you kissed this week? 43 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:42,128 -Um, five? 44 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:46,128 No, no, no, wait, six. 45 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:46,928 What? 46 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:49,327 -Sam is next. 47 00:02:49,808 --> 00:02:52,047 Reality or risk? 48 00:02:52,367 --> 00:02:53,839 -Reality. 49 00:02:53,839 --> 00:02:54,799 -Ooh! 50 00:02:54,799 --> 00:03:00,127 What is the name of the first boy you ever kissed? 51 00:03:00,607 --> 00:03:01,087 -Lloyd Bradley. 52 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:02,047 Sixth grade. 53 00:03:02,047 --> 00:03:03,808 Our braces got stuck together. 54 00:03:04,127 --> 00:03:05,087 -(SNORTING) Charming. 55 00:03:05,087 --> 00:03:06,047 OK, one more spin. 56 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:10,159 Alex, reality or risky? 57 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:11,407 -Reality. 58 00:03:11,407 --> 00:03:13,808 -Ooh! 59 00:03:13,808 --> 00:03:19,087 What is the name of you are very best friend? 60 00:03:19,087 --> 00:03:20,799 -Clover and Sam, duh. 61 00:03:20,799 --> 00:03:21,919 [buzzer] 62 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,808 -You have to choose one. 63 00:03:23,808 --> 00:03:24,768 -No I don't. 64 00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:26,207 I like them both the same. 65 00:03:26,688 --> 00:03:28,608 -If you refuse to answer the reality, then you 66 00:03:29,087 --> 00:03:30,640 have to take the risk. 67 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,119 -Fine. 68 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:32,079 I'll take the risk, then. 69 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,520 -Good! 70 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,919 Then risk losing a friend by telling the name of your very 71 00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:36,800 best one. 72 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,839 -Forget it! 73 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,759 I'm not going to choose between Sam and Clover just 74 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:41,200 because of your stupid game. 75 00:03:43,839 --> 00:03:46,239 -Wow, she's really angry. 76 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:47,679 Must have something to hide. 77 00:03:47,679 --> 00:03:48,959 SAM: Alex, wait! 78 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:51,760 -Hey, is anybody going to finish this ice cream? 79 00:03:52,239 --> 00:03:53,199 -Alex, calm down. 80 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,600 We would never let anything Mandy says come between us. 81 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,560 -Yeah, Alex. 82 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,480 You know we'll always stick together, no matter-- 83 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,199 -Sorry for the interruption, ladies. 84 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,887 However, knowing your overdeveloped tendencies 85 00:04:09,887 --> 00:04:14,400 towards celebrity worship, I don't think you'll mind. 86 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,759 -Hey, that's Jackson John's private glass jet? 87 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:19,200 -Jackson John? 88 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,080 As in the slightly kooky, totally reclusive pop singer? 89 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,519 -He's not kooky! 90 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:24,960 He's the best. 91 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,399 Music really speaks to me. 92 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:27,840 -You and a bunch of old people. 93 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,239 I mean, hello, over the hill much? 94 00:04:30,239 --> 00:04:31,759 -Spies, please. 95 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:33,199 The artistic merits of Mr. John's music are none of 96 00:04:33,199 --> 00:04:34,639 WOOHP's concern. 97 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:37,488 His attempted abduction, however, is. 98 00:04:37,919 --> 00:04:39,839 It appears Mr. John was attacked by a man 99 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,280 impersonating his pilot. 100 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,048 Likely, he showed some moxie and was able to escape. 101 00:04:44,048 --> 00:04:45,679 -Who would try such a weird kidnapping? 102 00:04:45,679 --> 00:04:47,007 -I don't know. 103 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,368 And neither does Jackson John, which is why he's hired you to 104 00:04:50,368 --> 00:04:51,840 find out. 105 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:55,120 -You mean, we're going to JJ Land Ranch? 106 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,040 -Yes. 107 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,000 -Awesome! 108 00:04:58,479 --> 00:04:59,439 -I thought you said he was for old people. 109 00:04:59,439 --> 00:05:01,167 -I thought you said he was kooky. 110 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,607 -Now your gadgets. 111 00:05:02,607 --> 00:05:04,479 GLADIS? 112 00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:06,479 GLADIS: Today, you'll be receiving titanium drill heel 113 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:09,359 boots, net-throwing, extendable road mascara, and 114 00:05:09,359 --> 00:05:14,127 the always fashionable earring communicators, now with faux 115 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:15,567 sapphire bauble. 116 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:18,639 -Just one more thing, spies. 117 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:21,040 If it's not too much trouble, would you mind asking Jackson 118 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:22,960 John for his autograph for me? 119 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,439 My-- 120 00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:24,880 my-- 121 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,999 my niece? 122 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:27,919 -Sure thing, Jer. 123 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:29,359 -Very good then. 124 00:05:29,359 --> 00:05:30,607 Off you go. 125 00:05:42,847 --> 00:05:45,247 -Hey Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was 126 00:05:45,247 --> 00:05:46,687 a little bit kooky? 127 00:05:46,687 --> 00:05:49,087 You know that that was no reflection on you, right? 128 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,967 Because best friends can have differences of opinion on 129 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:52,927 stuff like that. 130 00:05:52,927 --> 00:05:54,640 -Um, sure Sam. 131 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,079 -Hey, Alex. 132 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:58,959 You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I 133 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,879 said Jackson John was for old people, right? 134 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:02,639 I mean, just because we're best friends doesn't mean we 135 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:04,079 have to agree all the time. 136 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:05,519 -OK, Clover. 137 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:06,959 -Hey, what are you guys talking about? 138 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,399 -Nothing. 139 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:10,719 Just a private conversation between two best friends. 140 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:12,159 -Really? 141 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,559 Then don't you think the best friend should be included? 142 00:06:14,559 --> 00:06:15,519 -Hey, look! 143 00:06:15,519 --> 00:06:16,479 An elephant! 144 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:17,439 -Nice try, Alex. 145 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,759 -No, really, look! 146 00:06:19,759 --> 00:06:22,639 An elephant and an emu and some monkeys! 147 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:27,167 It's the JJ Land Zoo! 148 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:27,647 -Hey! 149 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:29,039 Somebody's shooting at us! 150 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:29,967 Look out! 151 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:44,160 -Quick! 152 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,599 Get on the ground and take cover! 153 00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:59,007 -Hey, those aren't explosions. 154 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,447 They're fireworks. 155 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:02,847 -It's a regular Tuesday afternoon event, actually. 156 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:04,767 You three must be the agents from WOOHP. 157 00:07:04,767 --> 00:07:06,207 I'm Jackson John. 158 00:07:06,207 --> 00:07:09,439 -Mr. John, I can't believe we're really meeting you! 159 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:12,687 -Call me JJ. 160 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:14,607 -Like we couldn't tell. 161 00:07:14,607 --> 00:07:15,567 Though it's usually the bad guys who 162 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:17,760 have the crazy costumes. 163 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:20,159 That was quick thinking the other day, JJ. 164 00:07:20,159 --> 00:07:21,567 You had a narrow escape. 165 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,007 -Yeah, it was close. 166 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,447 I nearly had my privacy invaded. 167 00:07:24,447 --> 00:07:27,007 I'm sure whoever it was will try again. 168 00:07:27,007 --> 00:07:27,967 -Don't worry, JJ. 169 00:07:27,967 --> 00:07:29,407 We'll take it from here. 170 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,367 We'll start by searching every inch of the ranch to 171 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,279 make sure it's safe. 172 00:07:31,279 --> 00:07:32,719 -Shouldn't one of us stay with JJ? 173 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:34,639 What if someone tries to take him while 174 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:35,759 none of us is around? 175 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,199 -Here, take this earring. 176 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,359 It's really a communicator, and you can call us if you're 177 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:39,840 in trouble. 178 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:40,800 -Brilliant! 179 00:07:41,279 --> 00:07:42,239 I'll be in my aromatherapy chamber. 180 00:07:42,239 --> 00:07:43,599 Make yourselves at home. 181 00:07:43,599 --> 00:07:45,039 -OK, spies. 182 00:07:45,039 --> 00:07:46,479 If this bad guy is still on the ranch, we may as well try 183 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,167 to lure him out disguised as Jackson John. 184 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:56,239 -Think these disguises will get the bad guys' attention? 185 00:07:56,239 --> 00:07:58,639 -I think they'd get anybody's attention. 186 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:00,079 Come on. 187 00:08:11,327 --> 00:08:14,207 -Everything at the amusement park is, um, normal, I guess. 188 00:08:14,687 --> 00:08:16,287 What about you, Clover? 189 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:17,967 -Other than the fact that there's a monkey on my 190 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,239 shoulder, everything's peachy. 191 00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:21,439 Alex? 192 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:23,359 -All quiet at the JJ Land Train Station. 193 00:08:23,647 --> 00:08:26,287 Maybe I'll take a ride, you know, to look for signs of 194 00:08:26,287 --> 00:08:27,679 trouble around the estate. 195 00:08:35,007 --> 00:08:37,359 Ah! 196 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:37,807 Ugh! 197 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:39,247 Uh oh. 198 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:40,927 Clover, Sam, I just found some trouble. 199 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:42,159 -Hang on, Alex! 200 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:43,407 We're on our way! 201 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:44,847 MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Good afternoon, Mr. John. 202 00:08:44,847 --> 00:08:47,327 Now let's try this again, shall we? 203 00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:54,639 Now Mr. John, how much plastic surgery have you had? 204 00:08:54,639 --> 00:08:55,599 -None. 205 00:08:55,599 --> 00:08:57,807 I like myself the way I am. 206 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,247 MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Odd. 207 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,047 And how much did you spend on apparel last week? 208 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:03,487 -Let's see. 209 00:09:03,487 --> 00:09:06,799 I bought a really cute skirt and a new pair of Mary Janes. 210 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:08,287 About $80. 211 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:11,119 MALE VOICE (OFFSCREEN): (GASPING) You're not Jackson 212 00:09:11,119 --> 00:09:12,527 John! 213 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:14,927 -No, I'm Alex, a WOOHP agent, and two more of us are coming 214 00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:16,127 to catch you! 215 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:21,599 [train horn] 216 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:23,519 -He's moving too fast for us to jump on. 217 00:09:23,999 --> 00:09:24,959 -We've got to try. 218 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:26,927 That creep is kidnapping Alex! 219 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:35,087 Sam! 220 00:09:35,087 --> 00:09:38,367 Use your bungee belt! 221 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,479 [screaming] 222 00:09:52,687 --> 00:09:55,119 -Help me! 223 00:09:55,119 --> 00:09:58,959 -Ugh, that guy is in for a major butt-kicking! 224 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:03,679 And he better not hurt Alex or he's really in trouble. 225 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:04,799 -Huh? 226 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:06,239 Hey, look at this. 227 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,359 YW? 228 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:10,367 Shouldn't the uniforms at JJ Land have a JJ on them? 229 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,767 -Sam, that is the "Yes Way" logo! 230 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:16,926 Let's see what WOOHP knows about this rag. 231 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:17,727 -Hello, spies. 232 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:18,687 How goes the mission? 233 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:20,047 Mr. John still safe? 234 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:22,447 -He's find, Jer, but Alex has just been kidnapped! 235 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,887 We think the bad guy is connected 236 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,727 to "Yes Way" magazine. 237 00:10:26,207 --> 00:10:28,127 -"Yes Way." Hmm, let's see. 238 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,887 Ah, yes, here we are. 239 00:10:29,887 --> 00:10:33,246 Cyril Hearsay, a former celebrity bodyguard, used his 240 00:10:33,246 --> 00:10:35,647 connections to open his own magazine with headquarters 241 00:10:35,647 --> 00:10:37,247 right in Beverly Hills. 242 00:10:37,247 --> 00:10:38,607 -Then I guess I know where we need to go. 243 00:10:38,607 --> 00:10:40,527 -I'll send you the WOOHP chopper. 244 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:01,887 -Hi-yah! 245 00:11:12,319 --> 00:11:13,119 Wow. 246 00:11:13,599 --> 00:11:15,086 Looks like somebody stopped the presses. 247 00:11:19,647 --> 00:11:21,567 -Hey, here's something weird. 248 00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:23,487 Doesn't look like printing equipment. 249 00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:25,167 It looks like a chemistry set. 250 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,566 -I think I found the formula for whatever's in those 251 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,167 beakers, Clover. 252 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:33,279 It's some kind of truth serum. 253 00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:35,679 -So that's how "Yes Way"'s been getting all the good 254 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,119 celeb dirt. 255 00:11:37,119 --> 00:11:39,519 Cyril just kidnaps them and uses this truth serum to make 256 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:40,719 them spill their guts! 257 00:11:40,719 --> 00:11:43,119 -If only he had some kind of record of where he might be 258 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,679 holding Alex. 259 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:46,927 Hmm. 260 00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,966 -Alex! 261 00:11:51,966 --> 00:11:53,407 -Are you OK, Alex? 262 00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:56,287 I'm perfectly fine, except that Cyril gave me a blast of 263 00:11:56,287 --> 00:11:58,927 his truth serum, so I have to tell the truth. 264 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,367 -Oh, you do, do you? 265 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,767 Maybe you could tell us the name of your oldest and 266 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,207 dearest friend. 267 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,167 -Sure. 268 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,087 That would be Ollie. 269 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:10,079 -Another shocking true story uncovered 270 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,807 at "Yes Way" magazine. 271 00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:12,767 -Cyril Hearsay! 272 00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:14,399 -In the flesh. 273 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,319 -Your gossip-mongering days are over, Hearsay. 274 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,406 You will never use your truth serum on anyone again. 275 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,799 -Yeah! 276 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,238 From now on, celebrity gossip will be about rumors and 277 00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:24,479 innuendo, just like it should be! 278 00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:27,199 -And just how are you ladies going to stop me? 279 00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:29,599 -Well, they'll probably catch you in their mascara 280 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,999 net-launchers, break me out of here with their drill heel 281 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:34,687 boots, and then call for WOOHP backup with their X-Powder. 282 00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:37,119 -(GASPING) Alex! 283 00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,558 -Sorry, guys. 284 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,398 -Let me tell you about the magazine business, ladies. 285 00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:44,318 It all starts with newsprint. 286 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,167 Then you add some ink. 287 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:58,927 And finally, there's the shrink wrap. 288 00:12:58,927 --> 00:12:59,887 There. 289 00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,407 All ready for delivery. 290 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:03,807 -You'd better quit before you do something you regret, 291 00:13:03,807 --> 00:13:04,287 Cyril. 292 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:05,247 -Regret? 293 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,607 I don't think so. 294 00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:09,007 In fact, now that I've met Alex, I can eliminate the 295 00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,167 competition by more direct means. 296 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,799 -What are you talking about? 297 00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:16,367 -I'll just use her and all her secrets to infiltrate WOOHP, 298 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,919 then launch their weapons against the other tabloids. 299 00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:20,879 -As if! 300 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,799 Alex will never tell you any WOOHP secrets. 301 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,238 -Yes I will. 302 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,927 I'm under the influence of the truth serum, remember? 303 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,319 -You see? 304 00:13:28,319 --> 00:13:32,479 Alex is my new best friend. 305 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,879 -But Cyril, you're not my best friend. 306 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,239 You're more of an enemy, really. 307 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:38,159 [cyril laughing] 308 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,447 -Whoa! 309 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,727 Hey! 310 00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:48,399 We're almost there. 311 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:52,367 Quick roll backwards! 312 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,287 -Can't roll any further! 313 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,247 Cyril's stupid magazines are in the way. 314 00:13:57,247 --> 00:14:00,718 -We can't keep this up forever! 315 00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:02,159 -Wow! 316 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:04,639 Our lives are like, hanging by a thread-- literally. 317 00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:05,599 -Clover! 318 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,039 Can you toss that bundle over your head? 319 00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:10,447 If we can get it into the press before us, it might jam. 320 00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:11,759 -I'll try. 321 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:25,647 -Wow! 322 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,046 That was unbelievably lucky. 323 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,006 -Lucky? 324 00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:31,326 I think I need a pedicure. 325 00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:34,206 -Alex and Cyril probably took the WOOHP chopper. 326 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,126 And without our X-Powders, we can't contact Jerry. 327 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,206 -Why don't we just call him on the phone? 328 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:39,647 -Great idea, Clover! 329 00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:42,527 Um, what is WOOHP's phone number, anyway? 330 00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:43,839 -Uh, no clue. 331 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,719 If only we knew somebody with an earring communicator and a 332 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,599 private jet. 333 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,559 -Jackson John! 334 00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:02,127 -This is the WOOHP Command Center? 335 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:03,087 -Uh huh. 336 00:15:03,566 --> 00:15:04,638 We just have to get past security. 337 00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:11,598 Let's go! 338 00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:13,999 [cyril chuckling] 339 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,447 -Excellent work, Alex. 340 00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:21,327 Now how do I access WOOHP's heavy weapons? 341 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:23,486 -I don't have the foggiest idea! 342 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,366 -Alex you're still under the influence of my serum. 343 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,286 You have to tell the truth. 344 00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:29,807 -She is telling the truth. 345 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,727 WOOHP agents don't know everything about WOOHP 346 00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:34,319 operations, but I do. 347 00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:37,359 -Jerry, am I glad to see you-- 348 00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:38,526 really! 349 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,247 -This is so embarrassing. 350 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:46,766 WOOHP agents getting our gadgets taken away and having 351 00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,686 to call a pop singer for a ride. 352 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,566 -On the other hand, we are riding in Jackson John's 353 00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,478 private glass jet. 354 00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:54,879 -Aw, man, this old beater? 355 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:57,807 I'm trading it in for the luxury version next week. 356 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:04,479 -Hi-yah! 357 00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:06,399 -Hey, Jerry, nice move. 358 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,519 -How do I defeat him? 359 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:08,479 -Dunno. 360 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:09,999 I didn't even know he could fight like that. 361 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,278 -Yah! 362 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,719 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Wow! 363 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:19,599 -There's quite a lot you spies don't know about me. 364 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,846 -Jerry, look out! 365 00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:28,446 [laughing] 366 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,038 [laughing] 367 00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:36,719 -Now, Jerry, is it? 368 00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:40,159 Perhaps you'd be so kind as to tell me about the latest in 369 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:40,638 WOOHP weaponry. 370 00:16:41,119 --> 00:16:42,079 -Certainly. 371 00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:43,327 Press the blue button on the console. 372 00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:49,886 This is the Paparazzo. 373 00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:51,758 Press the green button on the side, please. 374 00:16:55,086 --> 00:16:57,006 -It sounds like it's charging. 375 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,447 -It is. 376 00:16:58,447 --> 00:16:59,886 Pressing the green button a second time will trigger a 377 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,127 flash of light that will stun any opponent. 378 00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:05,886 -You expect me to wipe out the competition with this toy? 379 00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:06,846 -Well, of course not. 380 00:17:06,846 --> 00:17:08,287 That's the tabletop version. 381 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:12,206 Press the red button, please. 382 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:15,086 This is the full-sized version of the Paparazzo, with a 50 383 00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:17,006 megawatt adjustable flash. 384 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:19,646 At full power, it can permanently blind anyone in a 385 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,006 five block radius. 386 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:21,966 -It is! 387 00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:23,407 It's perfect! 388 00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:26,127 My rivals can't put out a paper if they can't see. 389 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,566 -Simply type in the coordinates of the 390 00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,119 target and hit Enter. 391 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,118 A countdown will let you know when the charges are ready. 392 00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,558 [cyril laughing] 393 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:37,999 -Stop the presses, Cyril. 394 00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:39,919 We've got a late-breaking story for you. 395 00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:40,879 -Yeah. 396 00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,959 Bad guy gets butt-kicked. 397 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:43,919 -Really? 398 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,278 That sounds like a rumor, unless you can back it up with 399 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,527 some facts. 400 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:57,438 -Sam, use that gadget on the console. 401 00:17:57,438 --> 00:18:00,366 Tell Clover to close her eyes, then press the green button. 402 00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,319 -OK. 403 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,087 -Sam, a little help here? 404 00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:05,966 -Clover! 405 00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:06,767 Close your eyes! 406 00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:10,766 -Nice gadget. 407 00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:12,319 Does it take pictures or something? 408 00:18:12,798 --> 00:18:14,239 -No, it stuns people. 409 00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,638 And the giant version is about to blind a whole building full 410 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,798 of people unless you stop it! 411 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,239 -You can't stop it. 412 00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:23,118 Once the Paparazzo is charged, it has to be released. 413 00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:25,038 I suggest you divert the weapon from its target to 414 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,486 somewhere where it can't do any harm. 415 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:28,926 -I can't divert it. 416 00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,727 The target is locked in! 417 00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,078 And we'll never reach the Paparazzo in time! 418 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,038 -Yes we will! 419 00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:36,958 And we'll divert the flash. 420 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,839 Hello, Jackson? 421 00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:53,726 Better let me take over, JJ. 422 00:18:53,726 --> 00:18:56,127 This is going to take some perfect timing. 423 00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:58,078 Sam, give me a countdown. 424 00:18:58,078 --> 00:18:59,038 -Right. 425 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,446 Six. 426 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,406 Five. 427 00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,166 Four. 428 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,607 Three. 429 00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:05,998 Two. 430 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:07,006 One! 431 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,246 -Uh. 432 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,366 -Well done, spies. 433 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,806 That was the third or fourth best job you've ever done. 434 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,439 -What's that supposed to mean? 435 00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:38,798 -He must be under the influence of the truth serum. 436 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:41,647 Hey, maybe we should play reality or risk with Jerry 437 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,086 while we've got the chance? 438 00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:46,366 -He did say that there was a lot we didn't know about him. 439 00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:47,807 -What do you say, Jer, now that you 440 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,598 have to tell the truth? 441 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,278 Even you can't counteract the truth serum, can you? 442 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:54,158 -No, Clover, I have to tell the truth until 443 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,599 the serum wears off. 444 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,359 But a good spy knows how to avoid an interrogation. 445 00:20:01,038 --> 00:20:01,998 -What? 446 00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:03,438 That's-- that's just cheating? 447 00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:11,486 [ahem] 448 00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:13,806 -Hey, guys. whatcha doing? 449 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:14,766 -Oh, nothing. 450 00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:18,239 Just doing a little light reading with my best friend. 451 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,678 -Yeah, about that. 452 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,079 You guys asked me the name of my oldest and dearest friend 453 00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:25,438 while I was on the truth serum, so I had to say Ollie. 454 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:28,158 I guess it's time I introduced you. 455 00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:30,398 SAM AND CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Uh. 456 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,366 -I've had him since I was two. 457 00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:34,638 I can tell him anything. 458 00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:37,998 But you two are my best friends, and honest, I'd never 459 00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:41,727 choose between you. 460 00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:44,126 -Oh, Alex! 461 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,046 The same goes for me! 462 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:50,126 -Yeah, you really are my best friend! 463 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:50,606 -What? 464 00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:52,526 What do you mean, your best friend? 465 00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:53,966 -She's my best friend. 466 00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:54,926 -Are you out of your mind? 467 00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:56,766 She's obviously my best friend. 468 00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:58,686 -I don't think so. 469 00:20:58,686 --> 00:20:59,166 -I do. 470 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,126 -Nuh-uh. 471 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:00,927 She is my best friend. 472 00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:01,758 -No, mine! 473 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:02,239 -Hello? 474 00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:03,678 Are you-- you're crazy. 475 00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:05,119 -I am not crazy! 476 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,079 You're the one who said crazy, so you're the crazy one. 477 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,039 -Who wants to have a crazy friend? 478 00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:08,078 I'm not crazy. 479 00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:08,559 She's my best friend. 480 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,038 -No, she's mine. 481 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:09,998 -Loser. 482 00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:10,479 -Come on, Ollie. 483 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,047 Let's get a soda. 484 00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:16,158 I'm totally honest. 485 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,078 I mean, mostly. 486 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,958 Well, I thought I was until the truth serum hit me. 487 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,838 But since then, the truth just spills right out! 488 00:21:23,838 --> 00:21:25,279 Did you know that when I was in the fifth grade, 489 00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:26,239 there was this guy? 490 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:27,678 And I had a total crush on him. 491 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,598 OK, but he wasn't just some guy, he 492 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,999 was Clover's boyfriend! 493 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,919 I know it was wrong, but I totally dug him. 494 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:36,318 And it's not like I stole him from her! 495 00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:37,759 But I tried. 496 00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:39,679 I even dressed like her so he'd like me!