1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,300 Going back to the 80s, before the internet, 2 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:05,300 There weren't many shapes to find love. 3 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,572 If I was lucky I would participate from the "Game of Love." 4 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:08,900 If you were really lucky, 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,942 I ran into Beverly Goldberg 6 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:13,055 I have the perfect guy for you, Inez. 7 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,090 His name is Tony. He is 53 years old, does not smoke, 8 00:00:16,091 --> 00:00:17,907 works for the city, and it is literally 9 00:00:17,908 --> 00:00:20,898 the most handsome man that I've ever seen. 10 00:00:20,899 --> 00:00:23,100 I don't know how fast it was, 11 00:00:23,101 --> 00:00:25,699 but you know what I know? No alliance. 12 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,497 I have someone for you. 13 00:00:27,498 --> 00:00:30,029 Her name is Delia. He is 34 years old, 14 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,930 available just like you, 15 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:35,700 and is literally the woman prettiest I've ever seen. 16 00:00:36,347 --> 00:00:38,575 I'm telling you, it's literally 17 00:00:38,576 --> 00:00:41,500 the most handsome man that I've ever seen. 18 00:00:42,153 --> 00:00:44,255 Lucky is interested about having puppies? 19 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,288 Because I know one springer spaniel. 20 00:00:46,289 --> 00:00:49,317 Literally the most beautiful that I've ever seen. 21 00:00:49,318 --> 00:00:50,918 My mother was eharmony, 22 00:00:50,919 --> 00:00:53,262 jdate and grindr all together. 23 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:54,997 She could get away everyone. 24 00:00:54,998 --> 00:00:56,898 Well, almost everyone. 25 00:00:56,907 --> 00:00:58,306 Good morning! 26 00:00:58,307 --> 00:01:01,707 Wow, dad, you're so dressed up. Big date tonight? 27 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:04,272 In fact, I just finished yesterday's meeting. 28 00:01:04,339 --> 00:01:06,407 With the aerobics instructor? 29 00:01:06,408 --> 00:01:08,309 - Antiques dealer. - No. 30 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:10,511 With the manager of Coco's. 31 00:01:10,579 --> 00:01:12,849 I ordered steak and so did she. 32 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,960 - Here we go. - Children, you already know. 33 00:01:14,961 --> 00:01:16,483 Leave us alone. 34 00:01:16,484 --> 00:01:19,406 Come on. This is a rare gem. I have to record this. 35 00:01:19,407 --> 00:01:22,199 - You stay, Murray. - I'll stay. 36 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,699 Help me give advice for this man. 37 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:27,008 Mom has been gone for 10 years. 38 00:01:27,009 --> 00:01:28,900 Date at least five different per week. 39 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:32,350 - That's more than 2 thousand women. - You say something that is good, 40 00:01:32,351 --> 00:01:34,550 but he talks like it's bad. 41 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:37,300 I just think it's time to find someone special. 42 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:40,249 Someone who doesn't wear a top to work. 43 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:43,401 Hey, what was that girl's name? which was special. 44 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:46,207 What was the name? Tawny? Tammy? 45 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:48,850 Taffy? Ta... Taffy's name? 46 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:50,226 Give me a chance, dad. 47 00:01:50,227 --> 00:01:51,859 I can help you It's finding the right one. 48 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,699 I have this gift. Tell him, Murray. 49 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:55,000 She has this gift. 50 00:01:55,001 --> 00:01:58,091 A fact... 16 of my dates gave in marriage, 51 00:01:58,092 --> 00:02:00,824 which resulted in 37 children. 52 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:04,069 - I did it. I created life. - She is like God. 53 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:06,447 Believe me, dad. I know what's good for you. 54 00:02:06,448 --> 00:02:08,376 - She knows what's good. - The hell she knows. 55 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:11,780 Bevy, you can't help yourself and wants to get involved. 56 00:02:11,785 --> 00:02:13,200 I'm not getting involved. 57 00:02:13,229 --> 00:02:15,117 I just want to tell you what to do, 58 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,114 even if you don't want to. 59 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:18,849 Just accept it. 60 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:20,900 Murray, it's not helping. 61 00:02:20,902 --> 00:02:23,072 Could you give your honest opinion? 62 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:24,729 What do you think about this? 63 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,649 - Do you want my honest opinion? - Yes. 64 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:30,499 Well... I think he is fine doing it alone. 65 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,209 - Skirt. - Goodbye. 66 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:37,269 Come on, dad, let me help him find a woman. 67 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,777 You can even describe how you want 68 00:02:38,778 --> 00:02:40,884 and I will find her. I'm good at that point. 69 00:02:40,885 --> 00:02:43,999 - Nobody is that good. - Challenge me. 70 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,807 Right. A date, but nothing serious. 71 00:02:47,808 --> 00:02:50,964 I think you'll love losing for your own daughter. 72 00:02:50,965 --> 00:02:55,664 It saw? Now you're saying something bad as if it were good. 73 00:02:55,665 --> 00:02:57,670 You are very confused today. 74 00:02:57,671 --> 00:02:59,671 Straight from the underworld we present: 75 00:02:59,672 --> 00:03:01,872 S01E04 Why're You Hitting Yourself? 76 00:03:01,873 --> 00:03:04,173 Caption: LoopyZach | Lemos_Rod | DaniiRdgs 77 00:03:04,174 --> 00:03:06,374 Caption: Peruci | Philip | el_neton 78 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,575 Caption with us facebook.com/UndergroundSubs 79 00:03:08,576 --> 00:03:10,576 twitter.com/UndergroundSubs 80 00:03:12,209 --> 00:03:15,411 It was October 12th, 1980 and something. 81 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,546 Every day after school, had a tradition 82 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,923 with my sister Erica... "General Hospital" 83 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:23,111 It was more than a soap opera. It was an obsession. 84 00:03:23,112 --> 00:03:25,724 - Lord, I hate Luke. - Me too. 85 00:03:25,725 --> 00:03:29,069 - But I'm attracted to danger. - Who doesn't? 86 00:03:29,070 --> 00:03:31,152 Erica loved watching her stories 87 00:03:31,153 --> 00:03:32,642 and I was swallowed up too. 88 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,899 Mainly because It was this or that... 89 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,328 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 90 00:03:37,329 --> 00:03:38,633 Why are you hitting yourself? 91 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:40,259 Why? What did your face do to you? 92 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,655 Get off me, Barry! 93 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:43,258 Say: I love it when Barry hits me. 94 00:03:43,259 --> 00:03:46,139 - I'm not going to say that. - Say! 95 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,206 I love it when Barry hits me. 96 00:03:48,207 --> 00:03:51,557 Is it really? So I'll keep doing it. 97 00:03:51,558 --> 00:03:54,687 That's how my brother and I We passed the time... 98 00:03:54,688 --> 00:03:57,437 Until the day everything changed. 99 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,800 Erica! It's starting. Run! 100 00:04:00,546 --> 00:04:02,021 - Leak. - You go. 101 00:04:02,022 --> 00:04:03,534 General Hospital is starting. 102 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,148 - Trash. - Is this puppet better? 103 00:04:06,149 --> 00:04:08,676 It's not a puppet. It's Alf. 104 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:10,682 He eats cats and says what you think. 105 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,194 You recorded it, watch it later. 106 00:04:12,195 --> 00:04:14,715 Don't move! I arrived first! 107 00:04:14,716 --> 00:04:17,194 - Give it to me! - Erica, come here! 108 00:04:17,195 --> 00:04:18,495 Give it to me. 109 00:04:20,023 --> 00:04:21,829 No! To! 110 00:04:21,830 --> 00:04:23,130 Don't move. 111 00:04:23,477 --> 00:04:25,370 Are you seeing the same thing as me? 112 00:04:26,763 --> 00:04:28,598 Yes. 113 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:30,439 In the past, find adult content 114 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,740 it was impossible. 115 00:04:31,809 --> 00:04:34,529 But somehow, we pushed the right buttons 116 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:38,330 from cable TV and we saw a coded channel 117 00:04:38,331 --> 00:04:39,684 which we didn't pay. 118 00:04:39,942 --> 00:04:43,844 Breasts. I see decoded breasts. 119 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:47,530 Who is ready to General Hospital? 120 00:04:47,550 --> 00:04:50,638 I think I'll be watching Alf with Barry. 121 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:53,370 Alf? What about Luke and Laura? 122 00:04:53,371 --> 00:04:55,950 He doesn't care! Let us watch. 123 00:04:55,952 --> 00:04:57,500 What's going on? 124 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,439 Is Barry forcing you to stay? 125 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,745 No, I want to stay. 126 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,970 Blink if you have problems. 127 00:05:05,496 --> 00:05:07,130 Whatever. 128 00:05:07,131 --> 00:05:09,399 I'll watch it in my room. 129 00:05:11,669 --> 00:05:14,069 No! No! 130 00:05:14,305 --> 00:05:17,073 No, it's gone! What there was? 131 00:05:17,140 --> 00:05:18,874 Calm down. Let's retrace our steps. 132 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,843 - Right - You go back there. 133 00:05:21,844 --> 00:05:23,712 - I got it... - So I arrived. 134 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:25,046 I arrived angry. 135 00:05:25,047 --> 00:05:26,348 Then, we shake it off. 136 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,149 We press some buttons and you pulled 137 00:05:29,852 --> 00:05:31,372 "Erica, come here" 138 00:05:31,921 --> 00:05:33,821 Oh! We achieved! 139 00:05:33,888 --> 00:05:35,924 Good job, kid. 140 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:39,993 It was the first thing that brought us together. 141 00:05:40,061 --> 00:05:42,796 It could stay like this always. Do you agree? 142 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,498 I agree. 143 00:05:44,566 --> 00:05:47,801 For the first time, we were on the same channel 144 00:05:48,069 --> 00:05:51,905 Right. Your perfect woman. 145 00:05:51,906 --> 00:05:53,473 Here we go. 146 00:05:53,474 --> 00:05:55,041 Tell me everything. 147 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,110 All good. To start... 148 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:58,811 She would have to be at least 1.57 m. 149 00:05:58,812 --> 00:06:02,998 with kind and beautiful eyes. 150 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,984 It's not me who has What do I want to say? 151 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:07,353 Of course. 152 00:06:07,354 --> 00:06:09,821 Do you want a woman good humored. 153 00:06:09,822 --> 00:06:11,590 Not someone who like to appear, 154 00:06:11,658 --> 00:06:13,892 but let it be sweet and attractive... 155 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,396 And have an ass like scoops of vanilla ice cream. 156 00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:19,030 - Father! - It could be chocolate. 157 00:06:19,031 --> 00:06:20,399 Will you take this seriously? 158 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,800 I'm trying, but you don't let it. 159 00:06:22,801 --> 00:06:24,469 All good. Tell me what you want. 160 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,770 Right. 161 00:06:25,771 --> 00:06:29,106 She has to be... dangerous, 162 00:06:29,107 --> 00:06:31,242 seductive and intelligent. 163 00:06:31,243 --> 00:06:34,662 Like, really smart. 164 00:06:34,663 --> 00:06:38,164 But when need to be sensible, 165 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,499 She needs to be a little stupid. 166 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,469 Smart but dumb? 167 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:43,437 Very stupid. 168 00:06:43,438 --> 00:06:46,860 Have a slender body 169 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:49,543 and flexible, as a Chinese acrobat. 170 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:52,516 - Flexible. - Do you know what would be good? 171 00:06:52,517 --> 00:06:54,388 Carly Simon's lips. 172 00:06:54,389 --> 00:06:56,528 Write this down. Carly Simon's lips. 173 00:06:56,529 --> 00:06:58,099 I'm sorry, are you helping? 174 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,808 You said to say what I thought. 175 00:07:00,809 --> 00:07:02,109 That's what I'm doing. 176 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,450 And what about that? 177 00:07:03,451 --> 00:07:06,167 Long hair, like a mermaid. 178 00:07:06,851 --> 00:07:08,841 Write this down. 179 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:10,508 He must be exotic, 180 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:12,444 but not very exotic. 181 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:16,289 Latin, but whatever impossible to say 182 00:07:16,290 --> 00:07:18,583 Exactly where it came from. 183 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:19,952 Impossible! 184 00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:21,753 We're done. 185 00:07:21,754 --> 00:07:23,956 If this is the type of woman who wants, 186 00:07:23,957 --> 00:07:26,646 then, I will find her. 187 00:07:27,843 --> 00:07:30,011 I really want to meet her. 188 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:31,711 You're welcome? 189 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:34,716 Marriage is very good. 190 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,518 In the next five days, my mother focused 191 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:39,854 in your biggest challenge: 192 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:42,088 Find the woman perfect for Pops 193 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:44,919 72 years old? You're kidding, aren't you? 194 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:48,489 I don't care how well she This is it, Ruth Applebaum. 195 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,729 Don't call me until you have any real candidate. 196 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:55,370 Stop spying. It will be pizza frozen for dinner. 197 00:07:55,371 --> 00:07:58,049 - Place one in the oven. - Frozen pizza? 198 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:00,250 It's the second time this week. 199 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,131 Find out that six is my limit. 200 00:08:04,847 --> 00:08:08,159 I won't stop until I find it the perfect woman for my father. 201 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,431 Bevy, realizes that your father is giving you all this work 202 00:08:12,432 --> 00:08:14,049 to keep you away, right? 203 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:16,859 I know. Do you really think that I'm really looking for 204 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,156 a Chinese acrobat smart but stupid? 205 00:08:19,157 --> 00:08:22,255 - That's what I hope. - My father gave me the opportunity 206 00:08:22,256 --> 00:08:24,062 to find to he is the woman of his dreams, 207 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,699 So I'll find him my dream woman. 208 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,850 Why? He's having fun. 209 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:31,321 - Is he really happy? - Very happy. 210 00:08:31,322 --> 00:08:33,307 The happiest person I've ever seen. 211 00:08:33,308 --> 00:08:35,619 I know what's best for my father, 212 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:39,501 and it is much more than any one of these 16 ladies. 213 00:08:39,502 --> 00:08:43,562 It turns out that my mother cast a wide net. 214 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:44,911 How about this? 215 00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:47,510 She was studying to be an astronaut. 216 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:49,751 You don't see this every day. 217 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:55,004 Barry and I spent the 3 days following viewing of "peitube". 218 00:08:55,005 --> 00:08:56,713 While the quality time was good, 219 00:08:56,714 --> 00:08:58,503 came with a price. 220 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:01,245 I have a migraine that doesn't pass. 221 00:09:01,246 --> 00:09:03,171 Really? Me, too. 222 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:06,774 Maybe strain your eyes to watch TV for several hours 223 00:09:06,775 --> 00:09:08,876 don't be so good to our brains. 224 00:09:08,877 --> 00:09:11,745 I went to school today. 225 00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:14,290 I had a crazy dream last night. 226 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:17,250 Maybe we should take a break. 227 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:18,999 Are you crazy? 228 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,810 We have to go to Next level, bro. 229 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,012 - How? - I know a guy 230 00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:25,889 who knows this other guy who climbed onto the roof 231 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:29,250 and got all the channels mixing a pair of clamps on the antenna. 232 00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:30,948 Sounds like a great idea! 233 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,299 Closed. When we're alone again, 234 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,210 you climb on the roof, and I stay here to see if it worked. 235 00:09:36,211 --> 00:09:38,735 - Why me? - Because he has small fingers 236 00:09:38,736 --> 00:09:40,113 perfect to enter in places 237 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,110 and poke straight the electrical wires. 238 00:09:42,111 --> 00:09:43,615 It's making a lot of sense today. 239 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,763 Listen. It doesn't matter what whatever happens, 240 00:09:45,764 --> 00:09:48,820 we have to maintain secrecy and not attract attention. 241 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,197 I agree. 242 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,899 What's going on? What's going on here? 243 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,423 - What? Nothing. - Two brothers cannot ride 244 00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:57,808 a puzzle in peace? 245 00:09:57,809 --> 00:10:01,469 They broke something, killed someone... Something is going on. 246 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,403 Exit to our great double date. 247 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:05,872 I spent 100 dollars on international calls, 248 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,810 But I found the woman of my dreams to Pops, wish me luck. 249 00:10:08,811 --> 00:10:11,241 Or rather, for Pops. Not that he needs it. 250 00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:13,357 He's always in luck. Not like that. 251 00:10:13,358 --> 00:10:14,677 There was frozen wine. 252 00:10:14,678 --> 00:10:16,759 I'm excited! How is my hair? 253 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,327 Hey, dad. 254 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:20,730 Do me a favor. 255 00:10:20,731 --> 00:10:22,799 Watch the idiots tonight. 256 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,634 - What do I gain from this? - Your father's gratitude. 257 00:10:25,635 --> 00:10:27,736 - Nothing, then? - 20 silver. 258 00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:29,071 I love you, daddy. 259 00:10:29,072 --> 00:10:31,273 - Right. - Right! 260 00:10:31,274 --> 00:10:33,408 Have fun, boys! 261 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:34,709 Stay safe. 262 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:37,274 - We will stay. - Safety first. 263 00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:39,514 Falcão spotted the target. 264 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,848 Repeating... 265 00:10:41,949 --> 00:10:43,518 The Falcon is approaching. 266 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,453 Wait. I want to be Falcão. 267 00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:46,787 Great. 268 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:48,522 The golden eagle is moving. 269 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,192 Man, this is so much better. That's it! 270 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,060 Just choose a name! 271 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:54,772 It's good! 272 00:10:54,773 --> 00:10:58,843 I am the golden falcon... shark. Exchange. 273 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:00,144 10-4. 274 00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:03,206 All good. I am fine. 275 00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:04,840 It's kind of steep here. Exchange. 276 00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:07,043 Careful. I love you. 277 00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:09,178 Like... forget it. Exchange. 278 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:11,412 It's okay. Now it's out. 279 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,715 I love you, too. 280 00:11:12,716 --> 00:11:14,249 Whatever. 281 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,818 Arrived? 282 00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:17,186 Right. 283 00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:19,153 I'm pinning the antenna thing. 284 00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:20,454 Do you see anything? 285 00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:23,745 No. It's still messed up. 286 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:26,648 Try inserting the tweezers with all your strength. 287 00:11:26,649 --> 00:11:28,016 Right. 288 00:11:28,017 --> 00:11:29,851 How about now?! 289 00:11:30,886 --> 00:11:33,088 I still don't see anything. 290 00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:34,922 Pinch hard. 291 00:11:34,923 --> 00:11:37,191 Just like our plan was on fire, 292 00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:40,093 Pops night too it was on fire. 293 00:11:40,094 --> 00:11:42,262 My mother looked for in all tennis clubs, 294 00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:44,532 country and book clubs on the triple border, 295 00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:48,189 tracked the woman of Pops' dreams. 296 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,970 Sofia. I'm sorry, 297 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,726 my father is late, but that's my husband, Murray. 298 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,220 It's a pleasure to meet you. 299 00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:58,660 It's you too. So, are you from here? 300 00:11:58,661 --> 00:12:00,870 No. No small talk. Let's go... 301 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,643 We will talk everything when my father arrives. 302 00:12:02,644 --> 00:12:04,288 - All good. - Right. 303 00:12:10,445 --> 00:12:12,611 I think a little Small talk wouldn't hurt. 304 00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:14,619 - Do you like sangria? - I adore. 305 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,948 - I'll order sangria. - Right. 306 00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:17,950 I love sangria. Right. 307 00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:19,351 Two sangrias, please? Of course. 308 00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:20,852 I would love a sangria. Right. 309 00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:22,554 - Three bleeds. - I'm sorry. 310 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:23,888 -Beverly Goldberg? - Yes. 311 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:25,457 There's a call for you. 312 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,158 It must be my father. 313 00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:29,026 I'll be right back. 314 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:30,995 Don't forget the sangrias. 315 00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:32,363 Thanks. 316 00:12:32,364 --> 00:12:35,132 - Al�? - Hi, darling, 317 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,401 I feel like I can't be there tonight. 318 00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,469 I'm not feeling good. 319 00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:41,171 Father, you promised. 320 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:43,540 Swallow an aspirin and come here. 321 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:47,685 I think it's better to stay at home tonight. 322 00:12:48,486 --> 00:12:50,564 What was that? 323 00:12:50,565 --> 00:12:52,866 I put on some music. 324 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:55,434 You know me. Jazz is my medicine. 325 00:12:55,435 --> 00:12:56,869 Are you on Dexter? 326 00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,271 No! Don't be ridiculous! 327 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,973 Please receive at Dexter's 328 00:13:00,974 --> 00:13:03,543 the trio of little guys! 329 00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:06,912 Dad, we had a deal! Don't you dare fail me! 330 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:09,447 Sweetie, it's not you, it's me. 331 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,516 Don't try to fool me. 332 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:12,984 It's better to go to bed. 333 00:13:12,985 --> 00:13:15,453 I... have one meeting tomorrow very early. 334 00:13:15,454 --> 00:13:18,489 A meeting? He has been retired for 20 years. 335 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:21,797 Al�? 336 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,877 Are you single? 337 00:13:26,878 --> 00:13:29,371 I know a beautiful lawyer. 338 00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:30,877 Are you crazy? 339 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,483 What the hell is doing on the roof? 340 00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,618 Roof? Who the hell Was it on the roof? 341 00:13:34,619 --> 00:13:35,986 Nobody fell from the roof. 342 00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,754 I fell for nothing to nowhere. 343 00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:40,724 That's enough, right? It's better someone start talking now. 344 00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:43,926 Listening. I know the father is paying to take care of us. 345 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:47,283 I have something much better for make you look the other way. 346 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:50,916 The library card? 347 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,818 Go away. 348 00:13:52,819 --> 00:13:55,170 Okay, you two have been acting like best friends 349 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,031 all week, and that It's scaring me, 350 00:13:57,032 --> 00:13:59,070 So tell me what hell is happening. 351 00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:01,169 Even if we had something to hide, 352 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,670 - what we don't have... - We don't have it. 353 00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:05,981 - We would never tell on each other. Never. - Never. 354 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,034 What the hell was that? 355 00:14:10,035 --> 00:14:11,879 You have a grip of hand now? 356 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,339 - That's what brothers do. - A bond not even you can break. 357 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:18,026 Great. So I will tell mom. 358 00:14:23,074 --> 00:14:24,848 Okay, it was the idea Adam, right? 359 00:14:24,849 --> 00:14:26,361 Firstly, it was he who 360 00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:28,970 discovered the porn channel, then got greedy and wanted more, 361 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:31,060 then climbed onto the roof. It's all his fault! 362 00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:32,370 Are you kidding me?! 363 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,704 Don't drag me with you, pervert! 364 00:14:34,705 --> 00:14:38,011 You got problems, man! It has serious problems! 365 00:14:38,012 --> 00:14:40,114 - Son of a... - I was furious with my 366 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,714 Brother sell me so easily, 367 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,457 and I let him know that with a punch in the arm. 368 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,554 Or not. It was an accident, 369 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,922 but, that didn't matter. 370 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,790 We never hit the face. 371 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,326 A limit has been crossed, 372 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,594 and there was no turning back. 373 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,195 Did you punch my face? 374 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,865 It was an accident! I was aiming for the arm. 375 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,499 Come on, golden shark hawk. 376 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,202 It is me. We have the Brother's bond, right? 377 00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:07,438 I'll hit your face with so much strength! 378 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,939 - No, no, no! - Yes, yes, yes. 379 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,275 While he was running away, 380 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,212 dad was feeling settling in for the night. 381 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,282 Very good. 382 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:21,317 Right. The fun is over. You have a date to go on. 383 00:15:21,318 --> 00:15:24,687 This is a bad time. 384 00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:27,557 You know, I'm already on a date. In two, actually. 385 00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:29,426 Stella and Lucy. 386 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:30,994 -Sandra. - Lorraine. 387 00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:34,129 Well, whoever you are, please excuse me. 388 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,765 I will start bringing badges. 389 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,767 Do you know how long took me to find 390 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:40,410 an incredible woman for tonight? 391 00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:43,209 Well, I found two more or less quickly. 392 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,868 - Stop trying so hard. - He forgets. 393 00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:48,470 If you want to waste your time with women 394 00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:51,636 half your age in a well that smells like shoes, whatever. 395 00:15:51,637 --> 00:15:53,605 Don't be like that. 396 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:55,840 It's just a date. There will be others. 397 00:15:55,841 --> 00:15:57,142 No, there won't be. 398 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,411 Sophia was perfect, and you ruined everything. 399 00:15:59,412 --> 00:16:01,445 All I wanted was find someone for you 400 00:16:01,446 --> 00:16:03,080 that you loved and would make you happy. 401 00:16:03,081 --> 00:16:06,050 - Well, that's not what I want. - Why not? 402 00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:10,254 Because I already had that with your mother. 403 00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:13,168 Go home, please. 404 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,629 Come on, Adam! You can't hide forever. 405 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,868 Can you please forget this? 406 00:16:23,869 --> 00:16:26,770 No! You broke the silent agreement. 407 00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:28,271 Don't hit the face. 408 00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:29,639 You never told me that! 409 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,274 It's a silent agreement! 410 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,511 But the line has been crossed, and there is no going back! 411 00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:38,447 From now on, it's all punch in the face, all the time! 412 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:41,129 Adam, get out. He doesn't will punch you in the face. 413 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,730 Legal. You attract him, 414 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:44,230 and I punch in the eye. 415 00:16:44,231 --> 00:16:47,389 - I heard that! - Okay, you got me. I give up. 416 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:48,729 Go down there with him. 417 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,929 - I go down there and... - I still hear you! 418 00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:52,630 Just open the door. Believe me, 419 00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:54,729 Barry doesn't have the courage to hit you. 420 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,329 Yes I have. 421 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,205 I'm, like, 90% courage. 422 00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:03,675 Well. The silent rule was broken. 423 00:17:03,676 --> 00:17:05,344 Do what you have to do. 424 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,095 That. 425 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:10,148 Come here. Prepare your face. 426 00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:12,773 Here comes the hammer. 427 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,070 It's punch time! 428 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:20,317 - Damn. - I said. 429 00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,002 So... 430 00:17:24,328 --> 00:17:26,597 Want to watch "Sexy girls"? 431 00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:28,929 No. I'm kind of over it. 432 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:34,437 Me too. And for the record, no they were just breasts to me. 433 00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:38,350 It was really nice hanging out with you. 434 00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:40,847 It had its moments. 435 00:17:40,848 --> 00:17:43,850 From that moment on, something different happened between us. 436 00:17:43,851 --> 00:17:46,018 I was a little brother boring Barry... 437 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:47,601 For a friend. 438 00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:51,309 Then I'll see you in a few days. 439 00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,207 Hi, honey. 440 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,466 Is everyone alive? 441 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,801 Yes. 442 00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:05,984 Nothing crazy to report. 443 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:25,113 Do you mind if sit down for a bit? 444 00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,797 What happened with your date? 445 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,331 I wasn't very well. 446 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,779 Look. 447 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:37,515 I know you worked hard to find me someone, 448 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,184 and I'm sorry about that. 449 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,804 I'm sorry, too. 450 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:45,122 You were right. I'm always wrong, 451 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,958 and I think I know what is best for everyone. 452 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,460 But what I want to say is... 453 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,656 That's the only thing That makes everything okay, baby. 454 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:57,600 Now it makes sense you never be serious with anyone. 455 00:18:57,601 --> 00:19:01,397 They're... not Mommy. 456 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:04,477 She was unique. 457 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:07,246 Yes, she was. 458 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:11,036 I just wanted you liked someone 459 00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:12,656 and have good memories. 460 00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,895 That's what you're for. 461 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,566 Well, just promise me you won't close forever. 462 00:19:23,775 --> 00:19:25,168 It's fine. 463 00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:29,514 But promise me you won't meddle more. 464 00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:32,650 Done. 465 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:35,185 But after all that, 466 00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:37,561 my mother couldn't contain herself. 467 00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:42,992 My God, what a coincidence. It's Sophia. 468 00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:45,429 You are unbelievable. 469 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:47,398 Although she has not Carly Simon's lips. 470 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:50,500 - Am I good, or what? - Not bad. 471 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:54,427 I'll probably need cancel my morning meeting. 472 00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:00,229 While my mother was training a new couple, 473 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,465 Barry and I were back It's our old routine, 474 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:05,201 only now there was a a little more respect. 475 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:06,858 - What? - My glasses! 476 00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:13,569 Why are you hitting yourself? 477 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,987 DEDICATED TO THE REAL BARRY 478 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,876 TO KNOW I I LET YOU WIN. 479 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:33,165 My perfect girl? 480 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,240 Well she must have big blue eyes, 481 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,844 long blonde hair. 482 00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:38,217 She looks cool. 483 00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:40,308 You can't be afraid to talk, you know? 484 00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:42,977 I mean, she must have a sensitive side, 485 00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:44,612 but still be a tough nut to crack. 486 00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:46,681 Sit up straight, darling. 487 00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:48,850 And I want her take care of me. 488 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:51,418 Cook, get my things, 489 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:53,086 and make me a sandwich. 490 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,255 By the way, Thanks for the sandwich. 491 00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:56,957 Alright, I've got mine 492 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:59,689 boy, sweet, handsome and hot. 493 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,764 You know, you're done to describe mom. 494 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:07,500 What? I did... oh my God! 495 00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,837 Mom! I prefer a brunette don't cook anything. 496 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:14,041 And she has to be super shy and just relate to me. 497 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,051 UndergroundSubs Your Last Hope! 498 00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:20,053 WEB-DL Sync Rodrigo880414