1 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,092 My flock, 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,303 our worst fears were realized 3 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:14,097 when the heathens sent assassins into our kingdom 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:17,142 and kidnapped our beautiful baby Jessius. 5 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,562 Already, they're filling her mind with lies! 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,606 They're telling her that Jesse hates us 7 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,859 and that the best flavor of Laffy Taffy is banana. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,861 Jesse tasks us, 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,488 her most faithful servants, 10 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,241 with a grave and dangerous task. 11 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,786 We must rescue baby Jessius from the hands of evil 12 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,539 and strike down those who wish us harm. 13 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,291 The Wall will be united under Jesse's bow. 14 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:46,171 And I will rule in her name! 15 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,052 Anyway, we have to make sure AISHA is prepared for-- 16 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,762 Terry! Do you have AirPods in again? 17 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,389 You know I can't tell when you're listening to me 18 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,349 or some fucking podcast about bread. 19 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,392 I am, but they're not on. 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,769 I want the look of earrings without the commitment of ears. 21 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,896 It's the most important day of the year for ship maintenance. 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,814 I need you to focus. 23 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,024 Ugh, don't strain those bitter tits, I'm on it. 24 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,484 They are strained! 25 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,528 AISHA will be offline for two hours 26 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,071 for her once-a-year software update. 27 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,030 Two hours! 28 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,407 Two hours isn't that long. 29 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,326 I've sat around doing literally nothing for longer than that. 30 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,287 We have to monitor the cockpit while she's shut down. 31 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,913 This is serious. 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,331 Let's get this update going. 33 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,916 I'm ready for my staycation. 34 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,252 Oh! You know, today's actually no bueno for me. 35 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,086 I have plans. 36 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,504 You just said you don't do anything! 37 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,048 Remember that auction at Jesse and what's-his-fuck's school? 38 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,967 I bid a ton of our blood-less diamonds 39 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,970 and won an afternoon with Nancy Silverton! 40 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:35,971 Who the fuck is that? 41 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,556 Uh, doy! 42 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,225 James Beard award-winning chef slash bread mogul. 43 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,103 She's coming over to personally teach me how to make her famous crust. 44 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,314 It was between her and a Scott Adams Zoom 45 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,732 where he teaches you how to be bitter. 46 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:47,983 You don't even like crust! 47 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,484 Only because I don't know how to imbue it 48 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,903 with personal umami! 49 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,988 Nancy Silverton's a big deal, Korvo. 50 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,781 She created Osteria Mozza. 51 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,617 She's got a whole Chef's Table episode! 52 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,368 Girl brought Umbria to Melrose. 53 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,746 Whatever. I couldn't care less about this crusty woman. 54 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,664 Can you at least pretend to care about the ship? 55 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,540 I do care! 56 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,418 In fact, there's something I wanna add to AISHA's update. 57 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,087 Really? I'd love to see you take some initiative. 58 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,756 Update away. 59 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,716 Accessing. Entering code. 60 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,927 Beep boop boop. Bypassing the proxy. 61 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,261 And done. 62 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,388 Recalculating estimate. 63 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:23,602 Update will now take 14 hours and 21 days. 64 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,563 What the fuck? We can't survive without AISHA for 21 days. 65 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,899 She scrubs the air, monitors all the neutrino levels. 66 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,109 Update protocol will commence in, 67 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,154 um, pssh, I don't know, like 40 seconds. 68 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:34,988 That's good enough. 69 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,906 - Wait, no! 70 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,115 We can override the countdown. 71 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,909 Grab the override ray out of the array of rays. 72 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:39,743 The what? 73 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,245 The ray closet, where we keep all the rays! 74 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:42,204 We use it all the time! 75 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,456 Okay, okay! Calm down, I'm on it. 76 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,335 Aw, fuck! Help! 77 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,674 Damn it! It's your job to keep the ray arrays arranged! 78 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,009 Why do we have a taco ray? 79 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,052 Grab the blue one over there 80 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,263 and shoot AISHA with it to buy me some time! 81 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,556 Got it. 82 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,438 Korvo? Where are you? 83 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,190 Ahh, I can't see anything! 84 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,525 Oh, God, am I dead again? 85 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,026 You shot us with the invisibility ray. 86 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,028 We're invisible! We have to get to AISHA before-- 87 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,239 Bye, bitches! 88 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,659 Aisha? Aisha? 89 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,286 I just want to get ahead of any accusations 90 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,453 and say this is both our faults. 91 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,288 Fuck! 92 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,666 Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia, 93 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,751 until the asteroid hit. 94 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,754 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 95 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,590 and escaped into the... space, 96 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,342 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 97 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,594 We crashed on Earth, 98 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,929 stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 99 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,514 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 100 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,765 I'm the one holding the Pupa. 101 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,517 My name is Korvo. This is my show. 102 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,894 Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa. 103 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,145 Ugh. This is ridiculous. 104 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,022 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 105 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,732 People are stupid and confusing. 106 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,775 Everyone loves their phones, but they haven't invented a thing 107 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,903 that lets you transfer your consciousness into your phone 108 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,905 so that your body can die but your soul can live on 109 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,449 trapped for eternity as someone else's operating system. 110 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,742 Now that's a phone. 111 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,291 Ah, I can't see! 112 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,335 Are you sure we didn't get hit by the blinding ray? 113 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:12,753 I threw the blinding ray out last year 114 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,880 after I realized looking at the sun does the same thing 115 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:15,797 for half the price. 116 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,216 We're definitely both invisible right now. 117 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:18,592 But I can't see a fucking thing. 118 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,593 Is everything invisible? 119 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,053 The light-detecting roots and shmoots 120 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,596 in our Shlorpian eyes are invisible, 121 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,139 so the light's passing right through them 122 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,891 Ah, I see. 123 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,393 Our brains aren't receiving any information. 124 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,811 Being invisible makes us blind. 125 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,314 And now AISHA's shut down for a long fucking time! 126 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,274 What did you add to her system that was so important? 127 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,567 Emojis. Emojis! 128 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,444 Nobody uses those. We aren't teens! 129 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,946 I use them, and I like them! 130 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:39,780 They're cute and fun! 131 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,073 Ugh, I can't even see the clock 132 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,032 to monitor her updates. 133 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:42,908 Holy fucking shit. 134 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,785 Ugh. Nancy Silverton will be here in an hour, 135 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,328 and I'm not gonna be able to make crust with her 136 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,454 if she can't see me. 137 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,289 Fuck your crust! We have bigger problems. 138 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,333 Not me. How's she gonna correct my kneading technique 139 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,835 if she can't see my fingers? 140 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,461 We need to find the invisibility ray 141 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,963 and use it to re-visibilify us 142 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,881 because without AISHA, there's nobody with eyes 143 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,758 to make sure the whole ship doesn't fall apart. 144 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:00,592 Oh, come on, Korvy, 145 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,261 how often does the ship actually break? 146 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,136 Ow! 147 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,097 We have to keep the neutronium core from exploding 148 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,266 and destroying the northern hemisphere of the Earth twice a day. 149 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,141 Fuck! Ugh. 150 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,893 Why do you think I'm always running home in the middle of movies? 151 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,271 I thought you needed to fart in the privacy of your own home. 152 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,398 Yes, and prevent the ship from exploding. 153 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,108 Ugh, fine. 154 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,318 I'll start feeling around for the stupid ray. 155 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,405 Come on. 156 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,949 Oops. Fuckin', where is it? 157 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,284 Ow! Terry, you bitch. 158 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,577 Did you leave a compartment open? 159 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:28,787 Korvo! I'm sick of you blaming me for everything! 160 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,330 Then stop fucking up all the time. 161 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,374 You suck so bad! 162 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:33,584 Did you just take a swing at me? 163 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,878 I felt a fist-shaped breeze go past my face. 164 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,212 Hell yes, I threw down! 165 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,672 You apologize right now! 166 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,591 I'm sorry... that you're a dick! 167 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,009 That's it. I'm sick of your shit. 168 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,927 You've had this beatdown coming for a long time! 169 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,220 Hey, fuckin' stop it! 170 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,221 Son of a-- You want some? 171 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,222 Fuck you. Fuck you! I'll kick your mound! 172 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,057 I'll do it, I'll kick you right in the mound. 173 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,767 Ow! God damn it! Eat shit! 174 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,902 Praise Bows! 175 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,154 Yes! Praise Bows! 176 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:03,488 Let them go first. 177 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,999 Ah! Please! 178 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,168 The ground's covered in ComfortGlide razors! 179 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,086 It's a trap! Fall back! 180 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,796 How did you know? 181 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,966 Jesse warned me that the heathens are full of tricks. 182 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,967 Push forward! 183 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,177 There will be trials ahead, 184 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,346 but you have been chosen by Jesse herself 185 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,681 to be a polka-dotted light in the darkness. 186 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,058 Praise Bows! 187 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,561 Praise Bows! Praise Bows! Praise Bows! 188 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,606 Praise Bows! Praise Bows! 189 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,233 Praise Bows! Praise Bows! 190 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,028 I hope you're happy. You make me squart my robes. 191 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,321 You shouldn't be squarting at all. 192 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,781 It's not my fault, you sicko. 193 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,157 Just focus on finding the ray. 194 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,243 Just focus on finding the ray. 195 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,328 God, I'm so sick of your bossy attitude. 196 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,039 Bossy? I'm the team leader, and you're the team follower. 197 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,165 We're not a team. 198 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,334 We're just two big spoons that got assigned to each other 199 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,377 that'll never work, 200 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,546 like Michael Jordan and Yosemite Sam. 201 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,967 If this is some Halloween bullshit, I'm out. 202 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,426 I told you that shit basic. 203 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,387 Yumyulack! Girl Yumyulack! We need your help! 204 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,640 Oh, boy, did somebody do a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 205 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,474 on you guys? 206 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,976 No. Terry fucked up and shot us 207 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,103 with the invisibility ray, so we're blind now. 208 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,771 Why? It was an accident. 209 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,856 No. Why are you blind? 210 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,482 Ha! I knew it wasn't obvious. 211 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,316 Go ahead and tell 'em. 212 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,026 Tell 'em the insane reason why we're blind. 213 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:24,528 The roots and shmoots in our eyes are invisible 214 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:25,988 so the light's passing through them. 215 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,531 We need the invisibility ray. Do you see it? 216 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,365 Yeah. Yeah. Hang on. 217 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,951 Make some noise so I can aim at you. 218 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,869 La, la, la, la. Noise, noise, noise. 219 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:32,703 La, la, la. Oink, oink, oink. 220 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,247 You sound stupid. 221 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,331 Will you just make us visible again? 222 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,541 Okay. Okay. 223 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,793 Wait. We could use this to our advantage. 224 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,711 I'm listening. 225 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,337 No, no, no. Don't start getting ideas. 226 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,797 I need to organize my yeast. 227 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,257 The neutrino engine could explode! 228 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,550 I need to reboot AISHA! 229 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,467 If they can't see us, 230 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:51,138 they can't stop us from going on a fun sci-fi adventure. 231 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,681 You mean like a time travel adventure? 232 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:53,974 No! Those are too complicated. 233 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,892 We don't do that anymore. 234 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:55,726 Grab 'em! 235 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:56,685 Ow! Fuck! 236 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,229 Make us visible, and I'll let you clean the dishwasher. 237 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,608 It's really fun. There's lots of old, clean food stuck in the bottom. 238 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,109 Fuck that noise! 239 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,280 Why do I hear chronotomic fabric? 240 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,990 Don't you touch those time travel vests! 241 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,409 Uh, we'll be back in two shakes of a duck's dick. 242 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,577 Yay! As your leader, 243 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,120 I order you not to zip! 244 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,499 Hello, are you still here? 245 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,584 Yep. Not you. 246 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,836 I think I heard Yumyulack set the ray down 247 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,670 on the table. 248 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,422 Found it! Oh, wait. That's my hand. 249 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,882 Okay, now I found it! 250 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,258 Crap, that's the other hand. 251 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,510 Fuck me and my two hands. 252 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,261 Use your echolocation to find the table. 253 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,804 I don't wanna do that, it's embarrassing. 254 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,264 Come on, you got really good at it 255 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,350 when you got lost at Hedonism 4 last summer. 256 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,392 Just try. Come on. 257 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,899 You need to hit a higher register. 258 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,858 Then you do it! 259 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,984 Ugh, fuck this. 260 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,028 I need to get my double zero flour out and resting 261 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,655 or Nancy will be mise en pissed. 262 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,781 No, we're not done here! 263 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,658 The ship-- Yeah. Yeah. The neutrino engine. 264 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:53,992 I can't help with that anyway. 265 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,620 You're so perfect at everything, deal with it yourself. 266 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,704 I'm outta here. 267 00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,748 Okay. That sounded expensive. 268 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,542 Terry, Terry, don't be a twunt. 269 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,584 What did you break? 270 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,127 It's crust time, motherfuckers! 271 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,420 Ah! 272 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,381 Ah. 273 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,552 Ow! Fuck! Ow! 274 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,846 Ow! So many stairs! 275 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,473 Ugh! Korvo, I fell down the stairs. 276 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,183 Good. You deserve it for abandoning me. 277 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,184 That's not nice! 278 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,312 I think I found it! Get back here. 279 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:26,108 Shit. You broke the fucking ray into big, chunky pieces! 280 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:27,776 Ugh, God damn it. 281 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,153 Ow. Son of a bitch! 282 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,030 Ow! Ah! Oh! Shit! 283 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,490 Whoa! Oh, God! 284 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,366 Fuck my life. 285 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,159 Oh, shit. Son of a bitch! 286 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,077 Oh! 287 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,048 There, there. 288 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,137 Go to Jesse, my child. 289 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:56,889 You could have helped him. 290 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:57,806 I did. 291 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,572 Look, it's a Game Boy, but it's broken. 292 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,824 The infidels destroyed their heat source 293 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,993 rather than accept Jesse into their hearts. 294 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,495 I fear the worst for our sweet Jessius. 295 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,958 We must slaughter every one of them whether they surrender or not. 296 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,544 They've been driven to madness by their own depravity. 297 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,380 Without heat, they're sure to be weak. 298 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,633 But some could still see the light. Right, Sister? 299 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,344 No! Jesse spoke to me. She wants them all dead. 300 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,054 I can sense Jessius nearby. 301 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,097 We must forge ahead. 302 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,768 Come on. Scale. Scale. 303 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,644 Where's the scale? 304 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,645 Terry-- Ow! 305 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,146 I hit my soft head again. 306 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,022 Help me set up. 307 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,316 I'm worried our kitchen is giving off CPK vibes. 308 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,484 You broke the ray! 309 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,277 We're stuck blind and invisible forever! 310 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,987 Yeah, yeah, forever's a long time. 311 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,322 Nancy's coming now. 312 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,866 If you won't respect me, then I won't respect your crust! 313 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,785 Ah! 314 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,328 You did not just throw 315 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,830 my heirloom Goop Jade Egg brand baking powder! 316 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,083 Oh, don't want me to break your stuff, huh? 317 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,545 Try making crust with no whatever this is. 318 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,046 That was peanut butter. 319 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,465 You don't need peeb for crust, you dork! 320 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,299 Quit it! 321 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,343 Nancy needs a peaceful, Italiano space. 322 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,678 This is not molto bene! 323 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,512 You know what? 324 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,181 I'm happy I destroyed the stupid invisibility ray. 325 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,641 At least this way, 326 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:25,018 I'll never have to see your ugly face again! 327 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,271 You take that back. You cherish my face! Ah! 328 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,356 Ow! Not anymore, I don't! 329 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,233 I'm done taking your shit! 330 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,026 Forget the ray, forget the mission. 331 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,195 I am moving out! 332 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,989 Soon as I can find the door. 333 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,323 Ah. 334 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,157 Fuck! 335 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,494 Terry? 336 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,580 Are you still here? 337 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,666 Yeah. I got confused about which side of the door I was on 338 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,418 and was too embarrassed to say anything. 339 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,461 I'm sorry I threw your nutrient powders. 340 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,047 I think something is broken in me that a ray can't fix. 341 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633 You wanna know why I bid on an afternoon with Nancy? 342 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,635 Well, I thought it was 'cause you're a simp for Netflix celebs. 343 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,680 Yes, but also, 344 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,391 remember when we went on that vacation to Highland Park 345 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,976 and you had an amazing piece of pizza 346 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,519 and wouldn't stop talking about it? 347 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,396 That was Nancy's crust. 348 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,274 You always work so hard on the ship and lead us so good, 349 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,485 I, I just wanted to bring a little slice of Highland Park to you. 350 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,488 That's, that's very thoughtful of you, Terry. 351 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,282 Korvo, the reason I never want to help 352 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,700 with the sci-fi stuff is 353 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,994 I don't know math. 354 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,996 Not even basic math, 355 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,164 like the Goldbach Conjecture 356 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,791 or the real-valued function on a three-dimensional space? 357 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,668 You shame me. I am shamed. 358 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,795 I actually like that you don't know science stuff. 359 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,256 What? It makes me feel necessary, 360 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,717 like a hunky sexy science Shlorpian. 361 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,010 You were fronting for me? 362 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,887 I was fronting and stunting. 363 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,805 But we said we'd never front in this house. 364 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,141 Agreeing to that was my original front. 365 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,101 It is sexy when you know about the ship. 366 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,353 I got pretty hot 367 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,104 when you complained about the neutronium core. 368 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,689 It's always low on ions! 369 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,899 Mm. I'll tell you what, 370 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,276 that tech support tone makes me goosh. 371 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,695 What about when I yell at the fluidic processors? 372 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:02,366 Drives... me... wild. 373 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,327 Terry, take your goddamn clothes off. 374 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,287 Oh, I've been naked this whole time. 375 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,083 Oh, fuck. 376 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,252 Treat me like an Ektorp. 377 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,795 Call me a slutty little Malm. 378 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,630 Talk Swedish dirty to me. 379 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,132 But IKEA legal. They're so powerful. 380 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,843 Just do it after we cut away! 381 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,059 Ungh, Billy bookcase! 382 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:31,937 Ribba frames! Yes. 383 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,064 - God! Yes! Ugh, yes. - Ungh! Kallax shelving! 384 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,483 Keep saying IKEA merch, it gets me so fuckin' hot! 385 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,442 Allen wrench! 386 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,111 Home delivery! 387 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,279 Sustainability! 388 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,489 Meatballs! 389 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,869 Oh, fuck! Oh, Nancy Silverton must be here! 390 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,829 Hello? Terry? 391 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:49,788 It's Nancy. 392 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,914 She just walked in? 393 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,541 She's a legend. She does what she wants. 394 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,168 Just shut up and pretend we're not here. 395 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,879 I'm here for our Master Craft Crust Session? 396 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,256 What the hell happened in here? 397 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,675 Raw dough 398 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,802 and raw dog! 399 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,180 Well, someone pumped the yeast in here! 400 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,765 Get out here right now or I'm leaving! 401 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,225 Uh, hi, Nancy. 402 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,643 Hello, Mrs. Silverton. 403 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,478 Wh-who's there? Show yourself! 404 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,855 It's, it's me, Terry. 405 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,983 I, I accidentally got myself and Korvo here zapped 406 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,276 by an invisibility ray. 407 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,862 And we're blind and we're invisible 408 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,864 and I won't be able to knead dough with you. 409 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,781 It's all my fault! 410 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,533 Nancy, he cannot take all the blame! 411 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,701 This is Korvo, by the way. 412 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,994 I just learned about you today, 413 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,579 and now the ship's going to explode 414 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,331 if we can't get our sight back and I-- 415 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,666 Hush. Both of you need to calm down. 416 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,335 There's no crying in the kitchen. 417 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,923 Hm, photon entanglement. I think I can help. 418 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,467 You can construct an invisibility ray? 419 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,135 No, but it's all ingredients. 420 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,222 Science, cooking. Everything has a recipe. 421 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,057 I'm Nancy fucking Silverton. 422 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,434 Just point me towards the basil. 423 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,403 It's ready. 424 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,446 Nancy, we love you, 425 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,865 but we have no idea what the tits is going on. 426 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,409 I created a re-visibility bouillabaisse. 427 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,204 It should restore you to the visible spectrum, 428 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,331 plus it's fucking delicious. 429 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,415 Now, where are you standing? 430 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,708 Lady, we have no idea where-- 431 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,419 Oh, my God! It's so hot! It hurts so much! 432 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,712 I can feel my skin melting! I can see! 433 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,339 Thank you, Nancy Silverton! 434 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,299 Bon appetito! 435 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:29,930 It's iced shut. 436 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,723 Break it down. 437 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,234 It's empty. 438 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,194 Sister, where are the heathens? 439 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,946 They have to be here, I heard them. 440 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,864 Here! 441 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,575 You're goddamn right, I floss! 442 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,159 It's A Few Good Men electric toothbrush 443 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,662 in the shape of Jack Nicholson's character, Colonel Jessup. 444 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,707 Those damn fools must have escaped to the backyard. 445 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,500 They'll be dead in days! 446 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,419 "Montez told us you were coming. 447 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,087 Have fun freezing to death." 448 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,595 Sister, it's sealed shut with Nickelodeon Floam. 449 00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:11,180 It's impenetrable when frozen. 450 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,806 We can still chip away at it. 451 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,933 It's not Gak, you fuckin' idiot. 452 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,019 This shit is stronger than cement! 453 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,937 Fuck you, Greg! We have to try! 454 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,319 They've ensnared us like rats! 455 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,113 They'll burn in the inferno of Yumyu-hell for this! 456 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,698 Yumyu-hell? Is that-- is that something new? 457 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,532 Silence! 458 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,201 In the first days, Jesse was a giver 459 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,286 but never giving back our old lives. 460 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,830 Her ways are mysterious. With faith, we are guided. 461 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,665 Get that door open now! 462 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,299 You know, you remind me a lot of Wolfgang Puck. 463 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,968 You smell similar too. 464 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,472 And where the hell have you been? 465 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:56,683 We went on an awesome adventure through time, remember? 466 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,684 It was sick! 467 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,770 The Pupa got us into the sexiest parties 468 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,897 and totally altered the space-time continuum. 469 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,858 He Yoko'ed the Spice Girls and discovered penicillin! 470 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,610 - Great. - Huh, we thought you'd be mad. 471 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,819 Did Korvo fix the ship? 472 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,072 Yes. And he got AISHA back online, 473 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,406 so the world isn't going to blow up, 474 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,451 but now Nancy McBackstabberton and Korvo 475 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,994 are becoming best friends in the kitchen. 476 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,579 Oh, Nancy! 477 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,206 Sounds like they're really vibing. 478 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,625 Sorry, Terry, Nancy S. is pretty cool. 479 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,293 You're the one who invited her in. 480 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,253 Rookie mistake. 481 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,839 She's an Alpha, and you're like one of the punctuation marks 482 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,382 that comes after the alphabet. 483 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,012 Hey, Nance? Got a minute? 484 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,139 I need a second opin' on these tomatoes I've been growing 485 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,558 in the front yard. 486 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,310 Of course! Beefsteak or heirloom? 487 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:45,107 Huh, I see Kentucky bluegrass and some dandelions, 488 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,734 I guess I could use the leaves, but I-- 489 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,654 What the hell? Is this a time traveling vest? 490 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,740 Have fun cooking in your beloved ancient Rome! 491 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,620 You're going to love how open 492 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,455 and irregular this crumb is. 493 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,290 Where's Nancy? 494 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,542 She had to scoot, official Chi Spacca business. 495 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,918 They ran out of bone-in shrimp. 496 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,461 Too bad, we were just about to whip up 497 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,880 a second batch of sourdough. 498 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,090 Want to knead with me, Terry? 499 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,341 Yeah. I would love to. 500 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,281 Huh? 501 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,365 Sister Sisto? 502 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,492 She dropped her Holy Bowble. 503 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,138 This must be how she speaks to Jesse! 504 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,060 Sister! 505 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,270 Why are you following me? 506 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,022 Y-you left behind your Holy Bowble. 507 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,107 I thought you'd need it to commune with Jesse. 508 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,068 That's why you're here, right? So she can help us? 509 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,819 Right, right, yes, of course. 510 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,030 I was coming here to commune with Jesse. 511 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,907 You mustn't be here when she arrives-- 512 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,451 The last of the rations? 513 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,161 Sister, what, what are you doing? 514 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,163 Oh, please. You really can't see 515 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,500 that the church, the holy war, the "word of Jesse" 516 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,211 has all been a way to control people? 517 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,672 No, no, it's Jesse's light. 518 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,799 What the fuck does that even mean? 519 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,927 She's a little alien. She doesn't even emit light. 520 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:40,013 Wait, it's, it's not a metaphor? 521 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,224 Oh, my God, you're pathetic. 522 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,269 - You're, you're testing me. - Ugh. 523 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,938 No one understands the Wall like I do. 524 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,107 I've been watching the tides of power 525 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:52,359 and when I had my chance, I grabbed it. 526 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,070 The Wallians craved someone to give them a fantasy. 527 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,116 They wanted to be owned, so I owned them. 528 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,826 But, but Halk? 529 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:04,121 You said Jesse could bring him back to life. 530 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,623 Even if she could, 531 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,126 why would she bring back your loser husband? 532 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,752 You made it all up? 533 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,671 You should have escaped when you had a chance. 534 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:16,049 Everyone in the Wall is going to die because of you! 535 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,553 Good. I'm glad! 536 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,763 You really think I give a rat's ass? 537 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:26,310 You are all going die in this stupid fucking Wall, 538 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:29,479 while I go out into the world and live! 539 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:34,234 I'm going to sell my story to Simon and Schuster for $5,000! 540 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,784 Aw, geez, I think I stepped on a grape. 541 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,455 Oh, hi there, little friend. Did you get lost? 542 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,335 Uffda, this Wall's smellin' pretty funky. 543 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,921 Yum hasn't been taking good care of you guys. 544 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,339 What's your name? 545 00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:58,967 Blist-- I mean, Nova. My name is Nova. 546 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,761 Cool name! 547 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:04,765 If it's okay, could you please fix the temperature inside the Wall? 548 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,267 Sure! Easy peasy. Here ya go. 549 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,230 Thank you! Oh, and my husband, he-- 550 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,940 Okay, you take care now! 551 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,234 I'll get you some Lucky Charms later as a treat. 552 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,453 Sisto is dead. 553 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,872 She was a false prophet, preying on us 554 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,083 because we believed in something greater. 555 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,793 Jesse saved us all. 556 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,046 Her divine touch is already warming our land. 557 00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:38,090 Someday, our brothers and sisters 558 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,176 who Sisto forced out of the Wall will find their way back. 559 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,428 If they survive the backyard, 560 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,765 they'll return to find the Wall better than ever before. 561 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:47,975 Because from now on, 562 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,561 we build friendships instead of barriers. 563 00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:54,439 There will be no more power-hungry dictators or bloody wars. 564 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,901 There will only be people who care and support each other 565 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,946 and a lasting peace inside the Wall! 566 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,073 It starts now. 567 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,700 Our winter is over! 568 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,827 Feel the warm air, 569 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:11,456 the wind of change that brings a new life for us all.