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Robe. Okay?

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- Okay, so you want me to unfold this?
- No, no, no, no, no.

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Best part of goin' to
LA: we don't pack coats.

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Do you think my dad'll like me?

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There's no way in the world
he won't like you, Finn.

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I don't know, man. I'm
a, I'm a little anxious.

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- Yeah.
- The last time I saw him was, like...

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- forever ago, so.
- Try to keep an open mind, Finn.

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Your daddy invited you... so
let's just see what he's about.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Here's what I wanna
get into today.

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How do we raise kids with
not-so-great co-parents?

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Right? Like, how do we talk about
the other person's "bad parts"?

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'Cause we know we're not
supposed to say anything negative

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because that person is
half of who our kid is,

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and we don't want our kid to feel
bad about 50% of who they are.

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But the alternative is, I don't
know, to not say anything?

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Is that okay, to just not
talk about the bad behavior?

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Is that gaslighting?
I-I don't know.

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I don't have answers to
any of these questions,

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but I am putting them out there

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because I think that
I'm about to find out.

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- Hey.
- Hey, I brought your dad's travel letter.

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Oh, we were gonna pick it up
on the way to the airport.

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Well, you know, I was thinking,

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and you and your dad
probably have different ideas

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about what constitutes
being on time for a flight.

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That is true, but he
hasn't been to MSP

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since it's been on all the "Top
10 Airport Travel Lists," so.

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What other airport has
a whole store dedicated

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to the artist previously known as
The Artist, formerly known as Prince?

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Exactly! Thank you.

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I'll take the letter.

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- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- Thanks. Thank you.

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- Oh.
- Oh!

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- Oh, shit. Sorry.
- Oh. Oh, wow. Okay.

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So, um... yeah, I'm... I am
feeling fine at the moment,

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but I'm... just am anticipating
some gastrointestinal stuff,

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so you know, I just
wanted to be prepared.

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- You know how I am.
- Paige, Paige.

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- Uh-huh?
- It's gonna be okay.

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You got this.

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- Okay? Yeah?
- Yeah, I, I got this.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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Um, okay, I appreciate you.

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- Bye.
- Safe travels.

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Maybe this isn't a good idea.

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Finneas...

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it's normal to be nervous.

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We're Alexanders, and we
don't run from our problems.

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- Mm-hm.
- You understand?

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Plus, I'll be with you every
single step of the way, son.

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I just don't want
Finn to get hurt.

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Yeah, if my baby daddy
was a one-hit wonder

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who went on tour and
basically never came back,

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I'd strangle him with
his guitar strap.

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And yet, you gave
him the record.

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Esti, I can't... I c... I just
have this Johnny-sized vault

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where I keep all these
feelings locked up inside.

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When are you planning to tell Finn
the legend of the roller blades?

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Never.

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My son does not need to
know his origin story.

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No way! I mean, what kid doesn't
wanna know he was conceived...

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All of them! All of them
don't wanna know, Esti.

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Oh, sister girl, I am
diggin' that new granny fit.

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Thank you! It's my, uh,
K-beauty starter kit.

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- Oh.
- Finn, I-I know this is a big deal,

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- so I just wanna manage expectations...
- Mom, can you not?

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Honey, I just want you to know that
if it doesn't go exactly the way...

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- Mom!
- Yes?

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- Boundaries.
- Boundaries?

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That is funny. When Finn
uses therapy against you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I feel it's funny when Finn
uses therapy against you.

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Is that better?

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Come on, let's go.

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That was really
funny. California!

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- You know...
- California!

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"I-I feel" statements
are proven to work.

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- Oh, girl, come on.
- It's, it's really...

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- Oh, is this it?
- This is the address.

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It's a very, uh,
swanky crib, though.

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- Yeah, I knew that Johnny...
- Jesus Christ.

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...had some success, but
that was, like, 15 years ago.

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Paige, you need to be asking

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- for a lot more child support.
- Retroactively.

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Okay, come on, let's go.

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Hey, Grandpa. Uh,
can you go in first?

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- I know you're nervous.
- No, no, no.

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'Cause, 'cause, 'cause you
can talk to him, right?

92
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And if it's goin'
good, I'll jump in.

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- Okay. Ho-Ho-Ho-H-Hold up.
- Boom, boom, boom, boom.

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You want me to talk to him?

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It's your dad, Finn.

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And I'm standin' here
and I'm feelin' like...

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I'm feelin' like I
shouldn't go in at all.

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But you said that you'd be
there every step of the way.

99
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But right now, I feel
like I'll be in the way.

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This whole trip, Finn, is for
you to connect with your dad.

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I can't do that for you. You
need to do that on your own.

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And by "on his own," I'm assuming
you mean "with his mother,"

103
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because he's not going
in there by himself.

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Uh, can I come? I-I-I really
need to see that kitchen.

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Babygirl, of course.

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Finn, I know you got
this. You can do this.

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It's a big moment for you.

108
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That's right. Shoulders
back and head up.

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You know who you
are? An Alexander.

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Um, Dad, what are you gonna do?

111
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Edwin, come with me
to my Korean meetup.

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- I'm not Korean.
- Well, neither am I. Well, sort of.

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Yeah, that's-that's sort of
the point. Come on, let's go.

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- I'ma go with Esti.
- Okay.

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Also, try to keep an open mind.

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That's my man.

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Okay, baby girl.

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You ready?

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- Ready.
- Okay.

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Mom, this is crazy...
Is it too late to leave?

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No. Honey, take a deep
breath. Okay? It's, it...

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This is... It's not
gonna be bad, maybe.

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- Why are you saying "maybe"?
- Well, because maybe. It's fine.

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- Would you stop saying "maybe"?
- Honey, it's gonna be...

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- It's actually not helping.
- Hey.

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What? Oh!

127
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Oh. Your mom has shockingly
excellent reflexes.

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Johnny.

129
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Is it really bad to say that
hot girls drink Celsius, huh?

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- Never mind. It is.
- Wow.

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- Sorry. Look, I'm canceled.
- Okay.

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Finn, good to see ya, dude.

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Look, I know wh... I know what
you're thinking with all this,

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but this is actually
my wife, Lucy.

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She's a, um, she's a
potato chip heiress.

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Yeah, eat one.

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Oh, wow. Yeah, it's hard to stop
once you start eating those.

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Hey, Finn, if you come back,

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we should go see one
of their factories.

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It's like, um, it's like
Willy Wonka, but salty.

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- Sounds cool.
- Let's see how today goes.

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Yeah.

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Shit, I think I'm
nervous. Are you nervous?

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- Kinda.
- Okay, good.

145
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I mean, not good,
but... Let me think.

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Uhh, how you been?

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Since the last time I saw you?

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Since, like, third grade?

149
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Um, I beat <i>Pokémon
Super Mystery Dungeon.</i>

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- That's cool. That's... No, I...
- Um...

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Hey, good job.
Yeah, I like that.

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- I mean...
- And then, um,

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s... uh, sorry, let me think.

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- In the, uh, in fourth grade...
- Okay. So, when my dad was in prison,

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um, we used to play
cards on visiting day.

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So, I brought cards, just to
keep things from getting awkward.

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Paige, I-I-I love how
you're still totally Paige.

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Uh, but this isn't prison

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and also, things
are already awkward.

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Dude, you like video games?

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Johnny, we didn't come all
the way to California...

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- I love video games.
- Mm-hm.

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- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Great.
- He loves video games.

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What is this again?

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Uhh, it's a meeting with my Facebook
group of trans-racially adopted Koreans.

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- Trans-racially adopted Koreans...
- Uh, basically, we were all adopted

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by white families in
mostly white towns

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and we're not sure
how we feel about it.

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But... now that I'm here, I'm
not sure if this is, uh, like,

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betraying my parents
or something.

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Betrayal? This
ain't <i>Hamlet,</i> girl.

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Sound to me like you're just tryna
learn more about who you are.

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<i>Hamlet</i> would probably
be less drama.

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You ain't got to go
in there by yourself.

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This'll be good practice for me.

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You know, your sister,
and it's understandable,

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she doesn't always
let me be her dad.

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Ooh, you're like my temp daddy.

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I think the technical
term is "wing daddy."

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Let's go!

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- Okay. What do I do?
- Just shoot.

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- Okay.
- Here we go. Go.

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- Like that?
- Yeah.

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Look at you! Yes! Get
this boy some camo.

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I mean, I-I don't really play
shooters, but this is sick.

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- Oh, yeah! You saw that?
- Dude, you're good!

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Hey, you know what we should do?

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We should hit up the barcade.
They've got all the good games.

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- How long you here?
- Oh, we leave tomorrow morning.

190
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,997
- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.

191
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,415
Yo, what are you doing
for spring break?

192
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,834
Maybe you can come
back, stay with us.

193
00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:06,918
- What?
- Yeah.

194
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,295
- That would be awesome!
- Yes! Okay, good. We're doin' it.

195
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,301
- Okay. Alright.
- Alright. Alright, we're back in.

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- Right there. Higher, higher, higher.
- Okay.

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Johnny, um...

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- Reload, reload.
- ...where's your bathroom?

199
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Oh, uh, through the
kitchen and then go left.

200
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,393
- It's not working. How do I reload?
- Right here. This button.

201
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,019
- How do I reload? Oh, shit.
- That button.

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00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,063
Oh, o-okay!

203
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,233
- Right there, right there, right there...
- Mom, get out of the way. Bop!

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00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,818
- Bop, bop, bop!
- Okay. You're good,

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but you still have
a lot to learn.

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Hit this... That's
how you reload...

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So, you're a newborn.

208
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,248
Uh, actually, I'm
a full-grown adult,

209
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,084
but that new retinoid in my skincare
routine's obviously working.

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00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,795
"Newborn" is what we call it when
you're just starting the shitshow.

211
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,256
You don't have to do the
Korean identity crisis alone.

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I am questioning everything
I thought was me.

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Like, do I like kimchi
or am I from Minnesota?

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- Yes.
- Oh, that's good.

215
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,892
- Are you thinking of a name change?
- Should I be?

216
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,560
Yes, I used my middle name.

217
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,396
I didn't go to medical school just
to spend my whole career being called

218
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,398
"Mister Doctor
White People Name."

219
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,985
Uh, you know, if, if I changed
my name, my parents would die.

220
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,822
Totally. I mean, my parents were
not prepared to raise this face.

221
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,408
But your parents did alright.

222
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,243
I mean, you're a doctor.

223
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,579
That pocketbook, that
seems pretty fancy.

224
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,581
- Thank you, uh...
- What I'm sayin' is

225
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:30,047
y'all turned out great, so
maybe your parents did alright.

226
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,879
The Nelsons, they
did alright by you.

227
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:36,841
Yes, my parents were great.
Like, seriously awesome people,

228
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:42,726
so... why do I
still feel... bad?

229
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:48,315
But it's about showin' gratitude
for what we do have... right?

230
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,272
You are lucky they don't
know how to speak Korean

231
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,358
or they'd be talking
shit about you right now.

232
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:57,779
Oh, shit. Okay, okay, okay.

233
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:00,740
Edwin just stepped in it, right?

234
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,830
Looks good on you, man.

235
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,915
Alright, hold on. You wanna
know the easiest chord?

236
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,626
E minor. Two
fingers right here.

237
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,131
Boom, now hit it.

238
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,969
- Nice.
- Oh, that's so dope.

239
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,473
So, how's your mom?

240
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,892
She's good. Yeah.

241
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,563
Yeah, I really
loved her, you know?

242
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,857
Okay.

243
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,772
So, Finn, is there
anythin' you wanna ask me

244
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,651
or... or know about or... say?

245
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,533
I mean, even if
it's, like, rage.

246
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,493
- No. No, not really.
- No? Okay.

247
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,746
Okay, well, uh, maybe,
maybe one thing.

248
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:49,501
- Yeah, go.
- Um, do people ever, like, stress you out?

249
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,918
You mean, like, where, somehow,
everyone else has the handbook for life

250
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,837
that you can't seem to download?

251
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,131
Yeah, because, like, my
WiFi isn't fast enough.

252
00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,800
Bro, yeah. I mean, why do you
think I'm on stage every night?

253
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:04,762
I get to be loved without
having to interact with anyone.

254
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:08,433
- Damn. Cool hack.
- But really, I'm on Lexapro now,

255
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,731
so it makes it
possible for me to...

256
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,438
You know, actually, I'm
still not really into people.

257
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,321
Hm.

258
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,361
How's your Johnny-sized
vault holdin' up?

259
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,655
Can you believe this fool?

260
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,574
"When's your spring break?"

261
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,911
I know. I just don't feel
like I can say anything.

262
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:32,332
I am not gonna listen to this man
build up all these expectations.

263
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,791
You need to stop him.

264
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:37,629
No, Finn needs to figure out for
himself who his dad really is.

265
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,130
Does he, though?

266
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,758
I mean, isn't that the
whole purpose of moms?

267
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,472
To tell people what
the fuck is what?

268
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,605
<i>Dude, you-you gotta
come to one of my shows.</i>

269
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,771
Backstage, kid.
It'll be awesome.

270
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,357
Yeah. Yeah. Alright. That
sounds cool, I guess.

271
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,526
Maybe you can even just,
uh, come on tour with us.

272
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,610
- Really?
- Yeah.

273
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,903
- Wow.
- I mean, I'm sure your mom

274
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,364
won't let that happen.

275
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:07,700
No, actually, I would never
stop your dad from seeing you.

276
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,410
So, does that mean I can go?

277
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,543
- Mm, well, you have school, so...
- Oh, that's just like you, Paige.

278
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,791
The kid is 17 years
old now, right?

279
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,460
I mean, he can miss a
couple days of school.

280
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,962
Some things never
change, I guess.

281
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,547
What does that mean, Johnny?

282
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,174
That I'm still the only
responsible parent?

283
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,717
And a humble one, too.

284
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,427
You know, I have never ever said

285
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,222
a single bad word
about you to him, ever.

286
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,182
But... fuck it.

287
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,308
- Mom...
- No.

288
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,813
Johnny... you are
so fucking selfish.

289
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,107
You're irresponsible,
you're immature.

290
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,943
You are promising the
whole world to this kid.

291
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,653
- And Finn is not...
- I'm fine.

292
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,823
No, you're not fine, Finn!
I'm sorry, but you are not.

293
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,159
You're anxious, and you
just totaled the car,

294
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,828
and you have no idea what
you're doing for college.

295
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,914
But some of that is on him
because you weren't here, Johnny!

296
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,499
Paige, hey. We
broke up, right?

297
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,209
- Yeah.
- Yeah. You came to my house

298
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,128
and fucked me one more time
with your roller blades on.

299
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,546
- Oh, God.
- Mm-hm, yeah...

300
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,841
- What?
- ...you literally skated away with a baby.

301
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,719
- And I'm the irresponsible one?
- Johnny! You are...

302
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,513
What? We got back together.
We could've made it work.

303
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,808
No, Paige, you... could've
made it work, maybe.

304
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,731
But you had to know
that I couldn't.

305
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,567
Just admit that.

306
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,239
Well, I think we
should go. Yeah.

307
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,283
Sure. Whatever.

308
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,955
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

309
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,710
- Did it with roller blades on?
- I'm not taking questions.

310
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,380
Girl, you didn't talk
the whole way here.

311
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,429
I'm, I'm not ungrateful.

312
00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:51,137
- Okay.
- I-I have gratitude,

313
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:56,017
but I think I figured out how I feel
about being adopted by my parents.

314
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,315
- How is that?
- Mad.

315
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,774
But it's not their fault,
so I also feel guilty,

316
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,484
but I'm still pissed.

317
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,406
You have a right
to be pissed, girl.

318
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,614
I mean, you probably have
a whole bunch of questions

319
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,324
you'll never get answers to.

320
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,243
Yeah. Like, who are
my birth parents?

321
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:15,123
Oh, what if I need
a kidney someday?

322
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,916
Yeah, I feel you, I feel you.

323
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,628
That meetup felt like going to
a funeral of my white parts.

324
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:27,761
Like, RIP hiking, RIP
Wes Anderson movies.

325
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,386
- Mm.
- Thank you for coming with me.

326
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,600
You are welcome.

327
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,017
Ya know, it's still too risky for
Paige to let me be there for her

328
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,524
the way you just let
me be there for you.

329
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,360
It meant a lot to me, girl.

330
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:48,236
And we will find you a kidney if,
God forbid, it ever gets to that.

331
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,321
'Cause I know a dude
who knows a dude.

332
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,620
Oh, you're not kidding.

333
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,708
Uh-oh.

334
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,547
Hey, Finn.

335
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,630
It was, uh, it was, it
was good seeing you.

336
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,678
- Yeah, you too.
- Yeah.

337
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,551
Come here.

338
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,927
- Oh, okay.
- Oh.

339
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,059
Okay. Thank you.

340
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,937
Hey, uh, Johnny... can
I talk to you for a sec?

341
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,319
Edwin. Lookin' good, man.

342
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:28,109
You do not age. I mean, what?

343
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,153
I'ma blow past the
niceties, Johnny,

344
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,780
'cause I got somethin' really
important I gotta tell you.

345
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,366
Now, you know that I
know what it's like

346
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,577
- to be a father who isn't fathering.
- Wow. Really?

347
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,454
- Okay, no, no judgment.
- Really?

348
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:43,333
I'm just saying, you got a
really beautiful son right there

349
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,005
who needs you.

350
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:49,259
You know, there is just some things
you can only get from your daddy.

351
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,342
So, you don't step up...

352
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,969
there'll be a part of Finn
that's always missing, man.

353
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,346
Yeah. No, I-I get it, alright?

354
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,431
But you-you got outta prison,
what, like, five minutes ago?

355
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,558
Are you really the one who
should be tellin' me this?

356
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,855
Yeah, I am.

357
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,355
'Cause I just spent some time
with a whole lotta people

358
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,820
who didn't know their parents, and
they're all fucked up about that.

359
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:13,867
And I fucked up my own
daughter bein' away so long.

360
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,497
Don't fuck up Finn, bruh.

361
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,917
Okay... I'll-I'll come to
Minneapolis at Christmas.

362
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,044
- How's that?
- Yeah, that'd be a good start.

363
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,796
Great. Fine. Hey, done.

364
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,094
You know what? Don't tell me.

365
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,847
Tell Finn.

366
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:39,097
<i>♪ I don't understand ♪</i>

367
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,641
<i>♪ Is it over? ♪</i>

368
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:45,854
<i>♪ Am I losing solid ground? ♪</i>

369
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:48,777
<i>♪ Solid ground ♪</i>

370
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,617
Hey.

371
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,035
Kimchi margaritas!

372
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,873
Oh! Because cocktails are the best
way to start reclaiming your roots?

373
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,041
No, because since
we've left Johnny's,

374
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,544
you've had an "I need tequila"
look stuck on your face.

375
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:13,339
Oh, because my Johnny
vault cracked wide open.

376
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,675
I said horrible things
in front of Finn.

377
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,886
Maybe Finn needs to hear
what you really think.

378
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,804
I don't know. I do
know that what I saw

379
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,474
confirms that Johnny will never,
ever, ever be the kind of dad

380
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,767
that Finn really needs.

381
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,812
Finn is fine now, but
one day in his 40s,

382
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,898
he will cry his eyes
out during <i>Finding Nemo</i>

383
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,196
and have no idea why.

384
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,823
I'm glad we went... I think.

385
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,238
Maybe? I don't know. Am I glad?

386
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:42,660
I'm glad a real-life doctor thinks
I'm cute and wants to date me.

387
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,537
And he's long distance,
so it's perfect for me.

388
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,164
That is perfect.

389
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,546
How does one say, "Get
it, girl," in Korean?

390
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,419
I don't know.

391
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,926
- Well, that's your homework.
- Okay.

392
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,802
You haven't said much about how
your visit with your daddy went.

393
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,972
It was good. Mom got really
mad, which was kinda funny.

394
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,059
Yeah, I thought I saw
steam comin' out her ears.

395
00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:07,773
I don't think I've ever
seen her like that.

396
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:10,943
Hey, Finn?

397
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,278
Your mama...

398
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,152
she really, really
loves you, man.

399
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,737
Think your dad does too.

400
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,452
- I did what you said.
- What's that?

401
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,660
- I kept an open mind.
- Mm.

402
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,958
And, um, you were right.

403
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,253
I guess I do miss
having a dad around.

404
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,885
I hope that dude finally
steps up for you, man.

405
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,224
- Better late than never, huh?
- Yeah.

406
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,480
There's just one thing
that I don't get.

407
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,105
Why'd my mom wanna
have a baby with a guy

408
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,944
that she knew
wouldn't be around?

409
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,782
Why don't you go ask her?

410
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,619
Hey, Mom.

411
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,538
Uh, can I ask you a question?

412
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,707
Sure, is it about your dad?

413
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,629
No, it's about you.

414
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,089
O-kay.

415
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,968
Why'd you wanna have
a baby with him?

416
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,301
I mean, you guys
are so different.

417
00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,599
That's a really good question.

418
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,848
That's what you said when I
asked where babies come from.

419
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,433
- It is?
- Yep, which, I guess,

420
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,934
is kind of what I'm
asking right now.

421
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,648
Oh, man.

422
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:36,357
I will never forget the day
that I sat in Esti's apartment

423
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:40,153
in her pink-tiled bathroom
and peed on that stick...

424
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:43,406
- Whoa. What? Mom. Whoa.
- Y... Oh, no, no, no. No, no, listen.

425
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,617
From the moment that
plus sign appeared,

426
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:47,410
and I mean the very moment,

427
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:52,085
I knew that I wanted that
kid more than anything.

428
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:59,718
I knew that I wanted you,
Finn, more than anything.

429
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,842
And after you were born,

430
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,558
your dad and I, we did
try to make it work...

431
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,767
but, I guess, I kinda always
knew that it wasn't gonna last.

432
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,769
I mean, the guy
carries a wallet chain.

433
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:15,063
Right? Is he scared of
pickpockets or somethin'?

434
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:18,987
- I mean, he's scared of a lot.
- What a weird guy.

435
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,532
I'm sorry that I kinda lost it.

436
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,496
No, it was awesome.

437
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,869
- Awesome?
- You're the GOAT,

438
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,543
but, um, maybe things
could be different.

439
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,965
Maybe.

440
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:40,175
I love you, Mom.

441
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,091
- I love you, too.
- And I'm going to bed.

442
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:47,178
Okay. Good night. Good chat.

443
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,685
- Good chat. Good night.
- Goodbye.

444
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,899
- Don't say it.
- I didn't say anything.

445
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,655
Okay, fine, say it.

446
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:05,367
You picked a man who did
what you think all men do.

447
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,783
- What? Leave?
- Oof.

448
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:09,868
- Fail?
- Yep.

449
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:13,125
- Disappoint spectacularly?
- Bingo.

450
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:18,209
I choose wrong every time.

451
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,923
Not every time.

452
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,011
Scroll down to the M's.

453
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,223
You'll thank me later.

454
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:40,986
<i>♪ My old flame ♪</i>

455
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:47,363
<i>♪ I can't even
think of his name ♪</i>

456
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,658
<i>♪ But it's funny now and then ♪</i>

457
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:55,413
<i>♪ How my thoughts go
flashing back again ♪</i>

458
00:22:55,417 --> 00:23:00,339
<i>♪ To my old flame ♪</i>

459
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:04,631
<i>♪ But I'll never be the same ♪</i>

460
00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:09,135
<i>♪ Until I discover what became ♪</i>

461
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:15,854
<i>♪ Of my old ♪</i>

462
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:20,776
<i>♪ Flame ♪</i>

463
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,491
<i>Woo-hoo!</i>