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Here's the deal.

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A family is only as functional
as the people in it.

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In order to come together, grow together,
you have to get yourselves together.

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Now, you all need to work
on your individual kink.

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My kink? I'm sorry.

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- What is happening right now?
- What are we talkin' about right now?

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You have a twist, right, that
needs to be straightened out.

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Otherwise, you're gonna end up in the
same broken place over and over again.

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Edwin, let's start
with you, shall we?

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Now, sir, I realize there's a
carceral system placed in this country

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that is stacked against
you at every turn.

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- You got that right.
- It's real and it's wrong,

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yet it's here.

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And somehow, you've, you've managed
to avoid a healthy relationship

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with money and a job.

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- How do you know that?
- Your intake form here.

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Says here you spent 17 years in prison
for conspiring to distribute cocaine.

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Now that part of you
has seriously interfered

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with you becoming a good
father and a good grandfather.

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Hey, Doc, Doc, I've been tryin'

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- to get a job...
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Stop, stop. We don't try
in here. Not now. Not you.

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- Try to pick up that pen.
- What?

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See, you don't try,
you just do it.

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Let me tell you
somethin', Edwin,

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today, in this office,
we're in "Do It Season."

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- 'Kay?
- Yeah. Okay, okay.

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Finn, why don't you tell me
what you're struggling with?

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My mom says I game too much.

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No, honey. That's not...
I... Not in judgment.

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- I just...
- She says I don't go outside.

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No, no. What I, I...

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Is it wrong for me to want him
to have friends in high school?

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'Cause I want him to go off
to college, and get a job,

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and have a career, and meet
somebody, and get married,

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and have a really nice life.

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- I just...
- Take a breath, lady, will ya?

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In fact, why don't we all
just take a deep breath?

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You like that, Edwin, huh?

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Great.

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Alright. So, that's your
challenge. Take a risk. Okay, Finn?

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Get out there and interact
with live humans. Good?

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Now we come to you.

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- Hello, Paige.
- Yep. Bring it on.

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Uhh, let's take our
time with this, huh?

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Picture me outside
of Whole Foods, okay?

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And I have one of
those-those-those clipboards

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and I say, "What is it
in your life that you're

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"consistently fucking
up over and over again?

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And no matter what you
do, you can't fix?"

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No, no, no. Give her a minute.

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Uh, Doc, you're chargin'
us by the hour, right?

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I don't think we should be
wasting minutes like this.

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Heard and respected. Your issue
is your romantic relationships.

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- Ding, ding, ding.
- Yeah.

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Finn, if my romantic relationships
have affected you, I'm r-really sorry.

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- If?
- It's obvious you have

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a primary attachment wound.

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I mean, even a corporate
shrink should know that.

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There it is. Couldn't resist.

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Is that the reason that my daughter
walked away from a perfectly good man?

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- No. No! No.
- Yes.

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It didn't work out with Mal
because he's not right for me.

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I'm not sure you know
what's right for you.

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- I do.
- I think that this is where you're living.

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- Yeah. I'm very smart.
- Right?

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No. B-Brains should be
employees, not bosses.

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Anyway, the point is that you have to
deal with your primary attachment wound.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Paige, you got that.

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Paige, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to stop living from here.

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- Okay.
- I want you to live from here and here...

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- Okay.
- ...and here.

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- Whoa, hey. Come on!
- Whoa, whoa. Okay, now. Okay, now.

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- Come on now. Stop.
- Murphy. Why?

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Can we take another
deep breath, please?

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Come on. Do it with me.

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So, as a therapist myself,

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I am well aware that
the very best place

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for an adult to practice primary
attachment is in a relationship.

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So, even though I kinda thought that
I was taking a break from dating,

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I think I might be kinda
putting myself back out there.

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What? Yeah. Okay. So, I
don't know. Wish me luck?

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- Yes!
- Oh!

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- Saw that?
- I saw that.

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- You saw that?
- You're winnin', man!

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I mean, "win" isn't really,
like, the right word.

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You know, it's a multiplayer
game with a main quest,

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there's, like, hundreds
of side quests,

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a couple, like,
battle royale modes.

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- Shit. I just took a mulligan.
- Took a mulligan.

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- Cool, cool.
- What's a mulligan? I want a mulligan.

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Yo, did you see that guy?!

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- I see it.
- Where is he goin'?!

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Hey, you guys just
sittin' here chillin'?

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No. Finnie's showin'
me how this game work.

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Now, as far as I
can tell, it's, uh,

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'90s drug wars with
a medieval twist.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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So, Dad, I just wanted
to, um, thank you

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for folding all this stuff.

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- It's really nice.
- It's the, uh, Marie Kondo method.

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It saves twice the space.

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- Oh.
- That woman can fold, man.

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- I want to teach you that, son.
- Okay.

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Um, there's just one other
thing, too, if that's okay.

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It's just that if
you have leftovers,

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can you put them in a container
with a lid and not the plastic wrap?

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'Cause just that
stuff doesn't stick

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and then the whole fridge
smells, like it does now.

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Really, baby girl?
Plastic wrap?

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- I just...
- Yeah, I get it.

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You are glad I'm back.

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Uh-huh.

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Maybe. A little.

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This looks like a cool game.

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Yeah, it is. I was
telling Grandpa

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that if he wants to be a
part of the 21st century,

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he needs to know
what an MMORPG is.

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Obviously, you have to
know what that is, Dad.

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- Come on, right?
- Okay, okay, okay.

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Have you given your therapy
assignment any thought?

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Now, wait. Remember what

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- Murphy said now.
- What?

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- That mom sucks at relationships?
- No! What he said was

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each of us has to try different in
the areas where we're busted down.

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- That's what he said.
- I wouldn't say that we're busted down

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but that was very impressive
because you got it.

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You know, it took me 60 years to
get my head around this thing?

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Now if I'm goin' all-in, you
goin' right along with me.

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- Alright?
- Alright. Okay.

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So, you can invite
one of those massive

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multiplayer online
role-playing gamers over here.

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- What?
- That's MMORPG.

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- Aah!
- In real life?

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- Yes. IRL.
- Nobody does that.

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Well, you're the first.
You can innovate.

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You can be like the, I don't
know, the Rosa Parks of gaming.

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- Oh!
- Right?

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- I like that.
- Heroic. Look how proud he is.

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I don't even know what
I should be looking for.

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- I thought Murphy said ask your crotch.
- Well, I don't talk to my crotch. Do you?

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I don't care what you do,

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as long as you don't mention
Wine Country on the first date.

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What is wrong with talking about
a romantic getaway weekend?

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Nothing. You just can't talk about
sleeping together out of town

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unless you're sleeping
together in town.

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I don't know. I think there are
some guys who really like that.

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Mm. Where-Where
are those guys now?

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You're not in a wonderful
relationship with any of them, so.

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- Okay.
- Oh, he's cute!

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No, he is in a Gucci
shirt that says "Gucci."

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- Not Gucci.
- Hold up. Wait, wait, wait.

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Y'all online shoppin' for
a boyfriend, ain't you?

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- Well...
- That is lame.

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- I'm sorry. Whoa.
- Dad!

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No, no. Who is that?

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Why he showin' off them
little, little nipples?

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His name is Raymond.

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- Okay. Uh-huh.
- He's 44.

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Apparently he's an engineer,

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and he thinks that a
bathroom mirror selfie

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is gonna make me wanna
have sex with him.

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I'd have sex with him, if
he had better shower tiles.

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No. Okay. This is
how it works. Okay?

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We swipe left, which is a "no,"

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to anybody who's in a fast
car, or "hang loose" hands,

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or anybody holding a fish
that's two feet long.

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- I don't do that.
- What about Jacob?

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- He's my type.
- Well, yeah, your type is alive.

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You know what? I respect
the brotha's beard.

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- Add to cart.
- No, no, what... This is not...

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- We're not shopping for milk.
- Add!

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- Oh no!
- Add.

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- Oh, God.
- Add.

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No, no. Add to cart.

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- Can I have my...
- Fish.

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- No.
- No.

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Okay. Do you expect
me to date...

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all these guys at once?

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- I thought that was the point, girl.
- Well, maybe for a dog like you.

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Oh, baby girl, your
daddy is not a dog now.

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Really?

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When it came to the ladies,
I was... more like a cat.

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I don't know if I wanna
know what you mean by that.

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- I do.
- Cats have swagger

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'cause they know
they're the shit.

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Ain't afraid to take a risk 'cause
they always land on they feet.

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They aloof. They finicky.

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A cat, they wouldn't
give one single fuck.

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Boom. Knowledge.

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Okay, okay, okay.
So, your advice to me

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is that I should be arrogant
and reckless and withholding?

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That tracks.

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That's not what I'm
sayin' at all, Paige.

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Alright, think about a lion.

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We at the top of the food
chain, up there goin',

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"What? What food chain?"

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Cats are powerful.
You know why?

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- Why?
- Why?

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'Cause cats are cool.

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Unlike a dog who go around lickin'
on folk they don't even know.

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Ew. I mean, no.
I am not a dog.

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Think about that while
I go look for a job.

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- Hey. Hey, fellas.
- Hey, how's it goin'?

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Y'all here for the
Residential Aide position?

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, you're married, huh?

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- Almost a year now.
- Oh, nice.

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- Kids?
- Actually... my wife's pregnant.

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- Oh, wow.
- Twins.

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- It's gonna be wild.
- That is beautiful, man.

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Let me just tell you
a word of advice:

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You got an insurance policy,

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just make sure it's paid up in
full and it covers everything.

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This line of work
is no joke, man...

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But I know y'all know that.

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- Totally.
- Yeah.

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But, like, what specifically?

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Well, you know why the last
Residential Aide quit, right?

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No.

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He got shanked, man.

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- Twice.
- What?!

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Yeah.

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And now he can't donate
his kidney to his wife.

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It's-It's-It's a problem.

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Hey... Thanks
for the heads up.

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- You out, man?
- Yeah. Good luck.

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- Thank you. Well, you too.
- Yeah.

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Oh, wow.

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I didn't mean to...

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I mean, this is a good gig.

233
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You just gotta be prepared to work
weekends and nights and holidays

234
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,366
and get that regular
tetanus shot.

235
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,827
It's... it's a good gig.

236
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,328
Ah.

237
00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:45,294
Isaac, the microwave is broken!

238
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,463
Stop tryna burn this shit down!

239
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:52,759
Damn. Sorry, man.
Uh, where were we?

240
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,890
Uh, you was about to offer me a job.
Well, now, no one else wants it.

241
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:01,185
Look, Edwin, I can't
just give you a job, man.

242
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,686
- You have to earn...
- Earn it.

243
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,272
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

244
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:10,360
And that's why I wrote my credentials
down right there and right there.

245
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,865
In excellent penmanship.

246
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,117
- It is excellent.
- You know, kids don't write

247
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,619
- cursive anymore.
- Oh.

248
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,662
They don't even learn it, man.

249
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:25,167
Experience in conflict resolutions,
group facilitation skills...

250
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:30,881
Oh, oh, see right here. Uh,
recently trained in CPR.

251
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,677
I took a YouTube
class last night, man.

252
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:39,306
Look, Edwin, with Curtistine
gone, I'm the HNIC.

253
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,766
Oh, I know that's right.

254
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:45,270
So, that means there's pressure on me
to find the right person for the job.

255
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,232
I'd be goin' out on a limb,

256
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,944
but as a former resident
with an immaculate record,

257
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,488
you are actually
the ideal candidate.

258
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,241
You do understand the
dynamics of this place,

259
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,993
and you'd know who and what
to be on the lookout for.

260
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,913
- Is Miles still here?
- Can't seem to get rid of him.

261
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,915
So?

262
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,252
Yeah. The job is
yours. Congrats.

263
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,003
- My man.
- Alright.

264
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,880
I won't let you down, man.

265
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,219
The microwave's trash.

266
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,929
Go get 'em, man.

267
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,224
That's it! Unplug it!

268
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,110
Dude, are you in, like,
band or somethin'?

269
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,737
You seem like you're in band.

270
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:39,324
Nope, I'm not, but
I do like music.

271
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,909
You should do band then.

272
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:44,413
Easy A, put it on your
college applications.

273
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,671
Bro, what is this?

274
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,466
What is this, dude?

275
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,010
Um, it's a dragon.

276
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,720
Yeah. I mean, really, bro?

277
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,764
You still play with
Legos? That's crazy.

278
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,225
Actually, I gotta go,
but, uh, I'll see you.

279
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,895
Enjoy your Legos.

280
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:13,567
Yeah. Well, by the way, the
plural of Lego is Lego... so.

281
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:18,197
A'ight, seven come 11, baby.

282
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,866
Run that back. Run that
back. Run that back.

283
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,118
- Come on, now. Come on, now!
- Here we go.

284
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:26,288
Hey, hey. Y'all good.
Y'all good. Y'all good now.

285
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,499
I-I ain't the bogeyman, y'all.
Let-Let me see those dice.

286
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,418
Come on, Miles. Let me see.

287
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,255
Cardstock, toothpaste,
toilet paper.

288
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,382
Okay, you think these
are rollin' right?

289
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,676
85% of the time ain't bad.

290
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,222
You'd roll 100%...
you weight 'em right.

291
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,516
Let's see. Just
add a little salt.

292
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,101
Huh? Take that.

293
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,523
Try those.

294
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,485
Those things are gon' roll like
a B.B. King lick. Go 'head.

295
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,614
Old school.

296
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,699
- Alright.
- Have a good night.

297
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,078
- The eggplant parm is excellent.
- Is it?

298
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,248
I love eggplant parm
with a nice, big Cab.

299
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,669
I should've gotten
a Cab, right? Yeah.

300
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,629
Have you been to Wine Country?

301
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,633
Wake up, woman. Unpack
that weekend bag.

302
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,426
You're acting like
a golden retriever.

303
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,639
Uh, I-I love Napa and Sonoma,
but I really wanna go to Tuscany.

304
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,600
Look at you. You practically
humpin' this guy's leg.

305
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:32,646
- Do you have a passport?
- Hold up! Are you drooling?

306
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:36,859
Cats are supposed to be cool.
Come on, girl. Be cool. Try again.

307
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,906
You know what? Actually...
I'm gonna have the salmon.

308
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,951
Well done. No capers.
Extra broccoli.

309
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,496
I love a woman who
knows what she wants.

310
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,375
♪ I tried to walk in
shy, very unnoticed ♪

311
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,296
♪ But the men turned away
from their burgers and sodas ♪

312
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,590
So, do you like your job?

313
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,301
- Mm-hm.
- And what do you do for fun?

314
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:04,553
Fun things.

315
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:09,808
You're mysterious,
huh? It's sexy.

316
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,479
I'm gonna get us another drink.

317
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,484
Anthony.

318
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,406
Pookie.

319
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:29,953
Miles.

320
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,000
Miles, lights out, man.

321
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,347
Let me guess...

322
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,432
promotion already.

323
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,061
- Edwin.
- Mal.

324
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,558
So how do you think
things are goin'?

325
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,149
Uh, been no fights since I
started. Fellas love movie night.

326
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,984
I'd say things are
goin' pretty good.

327
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,947
Yeah. I must admit Barbie was
unexpected, but I digress.

328
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:09,910
Edwin, you know that prohibited activities
result in disciplinary actions, correct?

329
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:14,122
- Absolutely. Yes, sir.
- So, why didn't you report the gambling?

330
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,541
The gamblin'.

331
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,630
No, you're good. You're
good, you're good.

332
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,972
You know what, Mal? I
am sorry. I really am.

333
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,265
Oh.

334
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:35,102
But what I ain't... is a snitch.

335
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,355
I know you think you're
helpin' these guys,

336
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,606
but you're not.

337
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,234
You're hurting them. Okay?

338
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,820
The rules exist for a reason.

339
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,364
Some of the rules
are bogus, man.

340
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,534
I mean, no snacks, no smokes.

341
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,953
No thanks, man. I
mean, come on now.

342
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,789
Sure. Some of the
rules are oppressive.

343
00:15:55,873 --> 00:16:00,252
Dumb even. Okay? I agree.
But look, not all of 'em.

344
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,381
Like, smoking? You can't
smoke inside, anywhere.

345
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,549
It's just basic.

346
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,135
I'm tryna give the
guys some dignity, man.

347
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,928
I know how they feel.

348
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,682
Then you also know that some of
these guys feel safer on the inside

349
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,142
than they do out here.

350
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,102
Guys afraid of freedom.

351
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,771
They reoffend intentionally
just so they can go back in.

352
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,065
- I done seen that.
- Exactly.

353
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,776
And our job is to
reduce recidivism.

354
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,863
Your boy, Miles, is on a path.

355
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,325
I gotta stay true
to the game, man.

356
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,707
You know that 17-year
bid I just finished?

357
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,171
It's 'cause I didn't
rat somebody out.

358
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:48,133
Oh, I knew the most
and I said the least.

359
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,678
And I did the time.

360
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:56,642
Look, I'm not asking
you to snitch...

361
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,813
but for this job, you
better be a leader.

362
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,620
- Hey!
- Hey.

363
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,871
You okay?

364
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,249
I'm just tired.

365
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,877
You wanna watch that,
that dating show on TV

366
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,421
where the, the dude with
the teeth gives the roses

367
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,257
to the women with the
emotional problem?

368
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,759
- Yeah. Sure, sure.
- Huh? Okay.

369
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,224
How's work?

370
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:40,936
I know you mean, "How's Mal?"

371
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,481
What? No. I said, "How's
work?" Not, "How's Mal?"

372
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,734
- How is Mal?
- Yeah.

373
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,691
No, I don't wanna know. I
don't wanna... Don't tell me

374
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:53,949
because I am moving on and
being who I need to be for me.

375
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,450
And it's working.

376
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,746
Wait a minute.

377
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,875
- Did you take my advice?
- Yes!

378
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:07,588
Yes! Can you tell?!
Can you tell?!

379
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,377
Okay, this last guy I
went out on a date with,

380
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,009
he wants to take me to Martina.

381
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,674
- Oh, that's like a-a big... Okay.
- It's so nice. It's really nice.

382
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,305
And I was like...

383
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:18,682
"I'm not sure."

384
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,976
- That's my baby cat.
- Yes!

385
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,980
Yes! It's a vibe.
It's just such a vibe!

386
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,567
Oh, thank you... It's good.

387
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,778
Huh, wait. Now see, why would
Ashley P. Ask this-this guy, Mike,

388
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,363
to go on a date
one-on-one with her

389
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,950
when he already made it with, uh,
uh, Ashley-Ashley M. In the hot tub?

390
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,834
- And Ashley K. In the o...
- Ashley... ocean.

391
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163
- In the ocean. In the ocean.
- Mm-hm. Yes, yes! Okay.

392
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,957
But Mike is who Ashley
P. Really wants.

393
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,001
They're all in love with Mike.

394
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,212
- Okay.
- Mm-hm.

395
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,049
Paige, I just
realized somethin'.

396
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,011
What? That therapy
is really working?

397
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,014
I was gonna say there are too
many asses in this damn show.

398
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:03,101
But... therapy too. Yeah, yeah.

399
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,855
Hi! Oh, is it my birthday?

400
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,191
I don't know, is it?

401
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:13,237
No, but you are taking out
the trash without being asked.

402
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,407
And that is amazing.

403
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:21,119
- I'm the luckiest mom ever.
- My man. My man.

404
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,164
Hey, Finn.

405
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,667
That's your Lego, man.

406
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,897
I'ma need the pack.

407
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,776
The fuck, man?

408
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,279
Yo, I-I thought
you was down, man.

409
00:19:56,113 --> 00:20:00,200
Miles... we gotta do some
of this shit by the book.

410
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,452
Come on, dawg. You know how
miserable this place is.

411
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,082
I mean, it's supposed to be halfway,
but th-this ain't even a third, man.

412
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,168
Third is better
than nothin' at all.

413
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,171
Alright, man.

414
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,343
I'ma need the phone too, man.

415
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,805
What-What phone?

416
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,020
You gonna answer
those Flamin' Hots or?

417
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:30,143
Look, man, I thought
you knew what's up, man.

418
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:33,400
Yeah, I know what's up
better than most. Believe me.

419
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,820
You got bullshit in here,
we got bullshit out there.

420
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,280
All I'm sayin',

421
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:43,577
I'd much rather deal with the shit that
keeps me on this side of the bars, Miles.

422
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,829
You feel me?

423
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,214
Appreciate you.

424
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,299
So, you gon' write me up?

425
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,510
Write what up?

426
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,183
You guys, I just wanted
to give you an update

427
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,768
on my dating journey

428
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,646
because I'm killing
it, destroying,

429
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:11,813
and I'm learning so much.

430
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,984
Okay, like, give way less
fucks, take more baths,

431
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:20,656
and then, my personal
favorite, be super finicky.

432
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:25,369
Right? It's fantastic. It's like
nothing I've ever felt before.

433
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,205
So, I'm gonna
document it all here.

434
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:33,377
It's gonna be called
"How to Be a Cat."

435
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,920
Let me know what you think.

436
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,213
- The fuck is this?
- What?

437
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,503
You went on a dating spree and
put it all over your social media?

438
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,797
Well, uh, there's a lot that people
can learn from these insights.

439
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:43,220
E-Every one of the guys I
dated is still clawing his way

440
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,638
- into my DMs.
- Um, ew.

441
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:48,976
Also, okay, I lost 3,000 followers
because of the Kris and Chris hit job.

442
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,306
Thank you very
much. So, you know,

443
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,062
I'm just rebuilding
my community.

444
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,982
Because you need 3,000 more
eyeballs to validate you?

445
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,650
Actually that would
be, like, 6,000.

446
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,606
Alright, missy, I'm putting
you on a social media diet

447
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,651
until you're clear whether you're doing
it to give something or to get something.

448
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,324
- Okay.
- And this whole "date like a cat" thing,

449
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:08,495
I mean, w-where did such a unskilled,
transactional idea come from?

450
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:09,663
Okay.

451
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,416
I broke down how the
animal kingdom works,

452
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,626
but I did not tell you to
start purrin' on your phone

453
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,666
- and sharin' it with a bunch of people.
- But the purring worked.

454
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,380
The purring was great.
My dates were great.

455
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,967
- I felt centered, I felt amazing!
- You felt powerful.

456
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,756
Is that the word you were
trying to come up with?

457
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,304
Yes! Yes, I felt powerful.

458
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,640
Which is so good because usually
I'm like a puppy, ya know?

459
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,560
Right, so you went from an
anxious puppy to an avoidant cat.

460
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,853
- Yeah.
- From having no power

461
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:33,979
than to having all of it.

462
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,063
- Right.
- Wrong.

463
00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:36,607
Look, both extremes
are too much.

464
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,010
In one version, you're guaranteeing
that you will get hurt.

465
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,523
And the other version,
you're guaranteeing

466
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,528
that you won't get hurt.

467
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,651
Both are fundamentally insecure.
Do you understand that?

468
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,529
Yes. Stop talking, please. Okay? I know
this. I'm a therapist. I know this.

469
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,697
Yeah, yeah. You
know it up here.

470
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,494
But I need you to know
it here and here...

471
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,246
- No, no, don't do that...
- No, no, no.

472
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,789
I don't know things there.

473
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:56,210
This was great. This was great.
Mom's a cat. Grandpa's got a job.

474
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,999
- We could be done with therapy now.
- Finn.

475
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,417
Finn, how'd you do
with your assignment?

476
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,548
- Not good, I guess.
- It was stupid and boring.

477
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,133
- Stupid and boring?
- Mm-hm.

478
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,219
Finn, let me ask you somethin'.

479
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,807
Do you have a problem relaxing
because you're moving your leg here?

480
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,476
- Sure. Yeah.
- Right, yeah.

481
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:16,188
What about headaches? Do you-you
get headaches, tense muscles?

482
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,273
Do you have problems
staying asleep at night?

483
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,568
Okay. This, like, an ad for,
like, erectile dysfunction?

484
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:23,946
I mean, the kid is too
young for all that, man.

485
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,447
Edwin, please.

486
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,324
Have you ever considered
that you may have

487
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,910
a, uh, a General
Anxiety Disorder?

488
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,870
- I mean, I know I'm tense.
- 'Kay.

489
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:34,623
- And I definitely think way too much.
- Mm-hm.

490
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:38,001
- And people stress me out, so.
- Yeah, but honey,

491
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,712
everybody your age feels
the exact same way, right?

492
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,673
Who gives a fuck about
everyone his age?

493
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,883
This is your child and
it's affecting his life.

494
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:50,597
Can we just do that
breathing shit again?

495
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,576
♪ Family ♪

496
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:13,954
♪ You're still part of me ♪

497
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:16,331
♪ Family ♪

498
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:19,626
♪ And now I know your
heart's in tears ♪

499
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,420
♪ Family ♪

500
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:25,299
♪ I've been my proudest fear ♪

501
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,800
♪ Family ♪

502
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:30,762
♪ Just don't let
time be wasted here ♪