1 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:06,166 At the moment in which our story begins, the small town of Montegreco 2 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,500 had been occupied by the English for the thirtieth time. 3 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:12,666 And for the thirtieth time, 4 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:16,083 the Italians had to retreat in their trenches, 5 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:19,000 situated at the edge of the valley. 6 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:28,083 We all knew the colonel was overbearing, 7 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:31,791 and he never let anyone step on his feet. 8 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 When the English attacked us, 9 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:37,208 he again conquered the town within a week. 10 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:41,458 We've been out 20 days and no sign of attacking. 11 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:44,625 Of course. We're short of balls! 12 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,875 We've always been short of everything. 13 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:51,041 It's the colonel's fault. He has no sense of economy. 14 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,250 When the ammunition arrived, 15 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:56,750 he began shooting as if it were the feast of the town's patron saint! 16 00:05:56,958 --> 00:06:01,375 If we don't attack, I'll disguise myself and go alone to town. 17 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:05,458 How will you disguise yourself? With a fig leaf like Adam? 18 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:09,958 It's the signal! 19 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:12,875 - Are we attacking? - Here we go again! 20 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,916 They gave me the labor pain signal. 21 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,125 - What? - My Tea is about to give birth. 22 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:24,000 Well, well. He went and silently had an Italian-Greek child. 23 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:27,375 I am a serious person and when it all ends here 24 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,666 I will marry and settle down. 25 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,500 He's crazy! With three mouths to feed... 26 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:37,250 At least he is serene! We've been gone 20 days. 27 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:40,291 His Tea has labor pains, so... 28 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:45,791 I have a fiery woman. How will I know what she's been doing all this time? 29 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,500 If we don't attack, I'm going with Fantin. 30 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,333 Calm down, boys. The less we go with women, 31 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:56,208 the more energy we save. We must be thrifty. 32 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,291 Scrooge, I've 3 women in Montegreco waiting for me with open arms 33 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,500 because I am generous! 34 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:06,541 Blossoming flower, don't be stingy with love. 35 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,916 Don't put a meter on your heart. 36 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,083 Damn you! 37 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:17,416 A lovely boy was born 38 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:21,375 with a big flask in his hand. 39 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:26,791 A lovely boy was born... 40 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,833 Attention! 41 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,000 Oh, really? 42 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:45,833 We're having fun here! 43 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,000 You're singing! 44 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:50,375 You doing the Cafe Chantant! 45 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:55,541 Look at that! Shall we do this war or not? 46 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:59,375 If you don't want to, tell me. I'll write to Mussolini and we'll go home. 47 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,875 - I wish! - You'd like that, huh? 48 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,291 You are a bunch of lazy bums! 49 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,458 Look at that! 50 00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:10,541 Get it in your heads that I must win this war. 51 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:14,083 It's a personal matter. I have victory in my blood. 52 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:17,125 At ease! At ease! 53 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:22,875 Do you realize that we've already clobbered the Greeks? 54 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:25,791 If we can clobber them again, 55 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,333 we'll take the Piraeus home! 56 00:08:31,791 --> 00:08:35,416 Sergeant Major! Sergeant Major! 57 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,666 Here I am, Colonel. 58 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:41,375 - Present. - No, you're always absent. 59 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,583 Where do you hide? 60 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,000 I went to take a look at the grub. 61 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:49,875 - The grub? We're eating today? - Yes, sir! 62 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:52,291 - What are we eating? - Broth. 63 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,166 - Chicken broth? - Where would we find a chicken? 64 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,208 Vegetable broth. 65 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,583 - Vegetable? - Of course! 66 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:05,166 I smell the odor of feathers. 67 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:08,916 - Feathers? - Feather stink. 68 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:15,875 - What are these? - Feathers, Colonel. 69 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,541 - A chicken was plucked. - Yes, sir. 70 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:22,958 Who has that bird? Tell me! 71 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,708 The boys do what they can. 72 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:28,750 They do what they can? Sergeant Major Quaglia! 73 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:31,333 - Look into my eyes. - They are hungry. 74 00:09:31,541 --> 00:09:34,875 It's obvious they do what they can, that stealing a chicken is human. 75 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,541 - And so? - But I say... 76 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:41,000 Couldn't they have put aside a drumstick for the colonel? 77 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:45,541 - They must have been distracted. - The colonel eats, too! 78 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:50,375 The colonel has a stomach, too! 79 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,583 - Damn them! - Excuse me. 80 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:56,416 Ungrateful men! We'll discuss it after the war. 81 00:09:56,625 --> 00:10:00,083 - The battle. I'm attacking today. - What? 82 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:03,250 I'm attacking! I've decided. I'm attacking! 83 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,625 - Alright. - Sergeant Major Quaglia! 84 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:10,125 - I need 34 volunteers. - Only 23 are left. 85 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,666 - Four will remain home. - Alright. 86 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:15,291 - Excuse me, Colonel. - Very good! 87 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:19,500 I'll propose you for praise. Here's a volunteer. 88 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,083 I came to tell you that we can't attack. 89 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,958 - What? What? What? - He is a loafer. 90 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,500 - Who forbids it? - Someone stole my shoe. 91 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:32,333 - Did you hear, Sergeant Major? - Yes, sir. 92 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,875 - The soldiers get their shoes stolen. - It happens. 93 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:38,750 How will I win the war with barefoot soldier? 94 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:41,958 - Go take a foot bath! Go on! - Yes, sir. 95 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,875 Stop! Stop! 96 00:10:48,541 --> 00:10:50,541 Everyone stop! 97 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,375 Everyone stop! 98 00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:58,291 My motto is "order and discipline". 99 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,541 I expect it, I demand it. 100 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,166 Go on, get in a single line! 101 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:07,666 If the English saw you, they'd think you are hungry. 102 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,750 - We are hungry! - What's that got to do with it? 103 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:14,500 We are hungry. We haven't received food or ammunition for a year. 104 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,458 The enemy must not know. 105 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:20,000 Internal problems are solved in the home. 106 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:24,208 Come on! I will distribute the grub today. 107 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,458 Leave it. Come! Who's first? 108 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,625 Slowly! Slowly! 109 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,333 - The smell is good. Sergeant... - I told you. 110 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:37,541 Excellent. Bravo. Next! 111 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,416 Next! 112 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:49,083 - What is your shoe size? - 44. 113 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:52,708 Look. Is this the shoe someone swiped? 114 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,791 What is it? 115 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,833 You've been back in town for 20 days, and only said 10 words. 116 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,083 - Say something! - I am thinking. 117 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:31,916 Oh, thinking! You know what? 118 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:36,500 Italians are great! They talk, laugh, joke around. 119 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:43,250 What do you know about Italians? 120 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,625 Nothing. 121 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,333 I see them with the other girls in town. 122 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:52,208 When you come, you stick a pipe in your mouth, 123 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,833 and only take it out to eat and go to bed. 124 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,666 - The pipe is my faithful companion. - Alright! 125 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,875 What about me? 126 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,208 What? 127 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,833 I don't mean anything to you? 128 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,708 You are my sweet companion. 129 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,750 - Here's your tea. - Thanks, Mom. 130 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,958 Many thanks! 131 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,333 - If I wasn't in this house... - Really! If Mom wasn't here... 132 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:31,458 The Italians aren't nice. They always surprise us at tea time. 133 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:35,458 What surprise? They conquered the town 30 times 134 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:38,333 and always attack at 5 on the dot. 135 00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:05,708 Behind us! Who is it? Go! Attack! 136 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,125 Attack! They're hiding. 137 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,208 - No. They are finding shelter. - Is it raining? 138 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:14,416 - They are shooting! - It's true! While we... 139 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:19,333 We, nothing! Can we have a war without artillery, tanks, aviation? 140 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:23,250 Without ammunitions? I am using the last 150 bullets, 141 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,750 shooting one at a time. - Like at the shooting range. 142 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:30,166 Right! If we hit the bull's eye, the stall lady will come 143 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:33,083 and give us a teddy bear. - What teddy bear? 144 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,291 - Your Aunt's! - I don't have aunts. 145 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,791 - Be quiet! The enemy is listening. - They care if I've no aunts? 146 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 They'll make do with your sister! 147 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,250 Resist, dear. Don't leave us again 148 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,250 in the hands of that terrible Italian colonel. 149 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,875 You know we are few, my dear. 150 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,875 They are few, too. 151 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,041 But they've lots of ammunition for resisting. 152 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,708 Attack! Attack, Savoy! 153 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:26,541 Attack! Attack! Go! Go! 154 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,125 Go! Go... 155 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,958 - Colonel, what are you doing? - Excuse me 156 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,750 - I am camouflaged. - You looked like a tree. 157 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,625 With all the trees around, you picked this one? 158 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,916 - Did you have to be a tree here? - Alright. 159 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,125 - Where are you going? - Attacking. 160 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,250 - Leave me the tree! - Here it is. 161 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,333 Alright! Forget it! 162 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,625 They removed the flag! I have victory in my hands. 163 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:38,166 I've defeated the British army. Bravo. 164 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,500 Once again, we're leaving. 165 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,291 Bye. 166 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,166 - Come back soon. - Yes, soon. 167 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:27,291 - The Italians are coming! - Romoletto! 168 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500 - Run! - You should be ashamed! 169 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:33,000 - What a scandal! - Look how they're running! 170 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:36,500 That bastard Italian colonel is coming back. 171 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:41,083 Don't worry. This time I'll slit his throat if I can. 172 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,750 He won't have his beard shaved in your place. 173 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:46,916 Don't worry. I will fix him up, one way or the other! 174 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:52,000 The war will end and all the women will return to us! 175 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:55,541 - To you too? - You can't even stand up. 176 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,416 Yes, to me too! 177 00:19:57,666 --> 00:19:59,666 Go upstairs, hurry! 178 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,666 Clere! My beauty! 179 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,041 How many times must I tell you that my name is Clara? 180 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,250 What did I say? Clere! It's always Clere! 181 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,625 - Mariuzza! My Mariuzza! - Love! 182 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:40,958 - Were you innocent with the English? - Yes, Rocco. 183 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,166 - Did you save my honor? - How can you doubt me? 184 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,833 I doubt everyone. As an old proverb says, 185 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,250 "Wives and oxen must come from your country." 186 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:55,291 You are Greek and I don't want to become an ox! 187 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,083 - Romoletto! - My chubby girl! 188 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:12,125 I've been waiting so long for you! What's up? 189 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,041 Nobody is at home? Let's go. I'll tell you all about it. 190 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,958 - Dad! - Luciano! 191 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,458 - He's born? - Yes, it's a boy. 192 00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:24,000 I'll name him Antonio like my colonel. 193 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,458 - Yes. - How is my Tea? 194 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:31,375 One, two! One, two! One, two! 195 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:34,166 Battalion, halt! 196 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,208 At ease! 197 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,791 - Sergeant Major Quaglia. - Yes, sir! 198 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,333 - Where did you put the battalion? - It scattered along the road. 199 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:48,208 - What do you mean? - They are young men and... 200 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,541 During our occupation they found welcoming women 201 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:55,375 and are now in their homes. - How is it possible 202 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,250 that all Italians must be like that? 203 00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:00,458 Homebodies wearing slippers! 204 00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:03,750 As soon as they see a welcoming woman, they settle in at home. 205 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,708 Good for you. You're the only one who followed his colonel. 206 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:11,500 - I'm settled in farther down. - "Tu quoque"? 207 00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:13,916 You too? 208 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,875 I can do longer do a triumphant entrance in the occupied town. 209 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,666 This is not an occupation army, 210 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:23,625 but an unemployment army! 211 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,333 Shall we do this war or not? 212 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:30,333 If you don't, tell me, I'll write to Mussolini and we'll go home! 213 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:34,375 - Alright? Sergeant Quaglia! - Yes, sir. 214 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:37,083 Gather your men and make them work. 215 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,541 Make out a list of those who collaborated with the English. 216 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,750 Identify the traitors, 217 00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:45,916 arrest the instigators, the newsmonger, the saboteurs. 218 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,125 I want to give an example, 219 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:50,916 show them who Colonel Antonio Di Maggio is! 220 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:54,666 Be hard on them! Be hard on them! 221 00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,875 Tough! 222 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,250 - Sergeant! - Yes, sir? 223 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:01,458 - Snap to it! - Yes, sir. 224 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:05,041 - Snap to it! Go! - I am snapping, sir. 225 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:08,833 - Damn it! - Lapadula! Calascione! 226 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:13,416 Mazzetta! Parodi! Where are the soldiers? Where were you hiding? 227 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,750 - Antonio, dear. Finally. - What a fright! 228 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:27,916 - Dear Antonio, how are you? - Terrible. Awful. 229 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:30,750 I am famished. What's there to eat? 230 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,875 - Actually... - What? What? 231 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,333 I told you a thousand times! When you see us occupying the town, 232 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:41,083 you must prepare food for us. After 30 days in the trench fasting, 233 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:44,041 I come here and don't even find a slice of ham. 234 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,666 - No more ham. - We have the usual beet soup. 235 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,083 You'll eat the beets, ugly witch! 236 00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:53,000 Please, next time I occupy the town, 237 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,416 don't have me find your mother. - What should I do? 238 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,625 Kill her! Push her off a cliff, whatever you want. 239 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,166 - What are you saying? - What am I saying? 240 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:04,041 What am I saying? 241 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,208 Darn! I smell a pipe. 242 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:09,833 Someone smoked here. Penelope! 243 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,291 Someone smoked here! You took in the English again. 244 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:16,708 Dear Antonio, you know that when the colonel returns to town, 245 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:20,125 he always confiscates the tavern. - He sets up his command here. 246 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:23,750 - I didn't even look at his face. - You shouldn't! 247 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,166 That lanky British guy! 248 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:28,958 - You must believe her. - Don't touch me! 249 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:32,041 Do you have a disinfectant? Boric acid? 250 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:37,458 Look at what aspiring mother-in-law I get stuck with. Why do I do it? 251 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,875 To have a companion like you. Maybe! It's obvious. 252 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:44,375 No food for me. In this home we don't eat. 253 00:25:44,583 --> 00:25:47,833 Having a home, having a roof... What need is there? 254 00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:51,208 I am the commander of the occupying army troops. 255 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:55,000 So I have a right to confiscate. Penelope, I am confiscating! 256 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:59,416 - What do you expect from us? - To collaborate for victory. 257 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:03,125 You have the pleasure of having the English colonel, my enemy, 258 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:06,416 and you don't sabotage him? You don't attempt an assault? 259 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:10,625 - We are two women, alone! - Don't be blasphemous. 260 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,666 One woman, alone, your daughter. She is young, beautiful, fresh. 261 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:18,166 But not you. You're a scarecrow, a cursed witch. 262 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:21,375 Die! To death! Hey! Die! 263 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:24,916 Enough! What could we do? 264 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,750 - We couldn't poison him. - Yes. 265 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:32,375 You could've done it with the tea, or clobbered him with a hammer. 266 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:37,416 Strangled him in his sleep, put a bomb in the bathroom flusher. 267 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,375 So in flushing, he'd explode! 268 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:42,875 But no collaboration. 269 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,250 How can I win the war? 270 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:50,791 Majesty, I am alone against all of Great Britain. 271 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:02,375 - Who am I? - Who are you? You are... 272 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:05,041 - You're my chubby girl. - Yes, but what is my name? 273 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,041 I'll tell you, but take away your hands. They're bothering me. 274 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,291 - You'll keep your eyes closed? - I promise. 275 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,750 Alright. Turn around. Embrace me and give me a kiss. 276 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,916 You think I don't recognize you? You always want to joke around. 277 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:21,291 I recognize you. Where are you? 278 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,291 Romoletto's chubby girl! 279 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:28,000 Mazzetta! How dare you kiss your colonel? 280 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:31,541 - And in what way! - Sir, I care for you. 281 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:35,625 Oh, come on! You are disgusting! Is this the way to kiss? 282 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,541 Mazzetta! Get out of here! I don't want to see you again! 283 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,916 - Yes, sir. - Go! Sergeant Major Quaglia! 284 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:45,125 Boric acid! 285 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,166 This is an abuse! It is my pharmacy. 286 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,041 - Who gave you the order? - Shut up! Don't move! 287 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,875 Colonel, the confiscation has been carried out. 288 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:01,500 We found these crates in the basement. 289 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:05,083 - What is it? - Nothing. Some firecrackers 290 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,000 and pinwheels. - They are fireworks. 291 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:11,208 Fireworks? You know what they are made of? 292 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,833 Gunpowder. 293 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:17,416 - For the patron saint's feast. - Feast, my foot! 294 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:21,166 Such a quantity is enough to have an entire 295 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:24,583 railway station blow up. - There isn't a railway station here! 296 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:28,500 What if there had been one? Blaster! Saboteur! 297 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,708 - Take them away. - No! 298 00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:34,041 - I am a family father! - You remember now that you are? 299 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:37,750 The first time I occupied the town, who made that noise with his mouth? 300 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:40,125 You weren't a family father then, huh? 301 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:43,541 - We paid for that. - You purged me 12 times. 302 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,166 - Too little! Too little! - I can't stand it anymore. 303 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:49,000 You made me eat tons of soap! 304 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,875 - Too few. Take them away! - Colonel... 305 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,625 - Go! - What'll we do with them? 306 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:58,166 Shoot them for the time being. Then we'll discuss it. 307 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,541 I am inflexible! I am... 308 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:04,166 Gunpowder! Got that? 309 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,666 What a torment! 310 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:10,208 Thanks heavens. Instead of shooting us he has us run. 311 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,625 He's having us do 20 rounds of the town. I'll die anyway. 312 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:17,125 - Run! Run! - We're running! We're running. 313 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:26,500 What're you doing? Sitting? Get up! Run! It's your punishment! 314 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:29,583 - Please, Colonel, enough. - I can't stand it anymore! 315 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:31,541 I have a weak heart. 316 00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:35,666 It's not true. Just an excuse. Go! Run! It's your punishment. 317 00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:39,041 Go on! Run! 318 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,750 Go! Go! 319 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:03,791 Kalispera. 320 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,375 Kalispera. 321 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:14,500 We are alone in the evening 322 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:20,291 and your mouth tastes like spring. 323 00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:33,625 - Keep calm, Rocco. - I can't. 324 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:36,125 Don't you feel how I'm suffering? 325 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:40,458 Why did I have to get a toothache tonight? 326 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,750 My Mariuzza! 327 00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:49,916 Dear, when the war ends, will you take me to Beri? 328 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,125 Not "Beri"! It's called "Beri"! 329 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,500 With an A. 330 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:01,791 On your hair 331 00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:07,666 I will place my lips, 332 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:11,916 and will say to you 333 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:15,333 "S'agapò", love. 334 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,541 A beautiful song! 335 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:21,166 Our love 336 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:26,166 will stop the night, 337 00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:30,791 the sky and the earth 338 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,625 for the eternity. 339 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:37,083 - My love, I love you so much! - You like me, huh? 340 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:40,958 Did you know they call me "lovable"? Give me a kiss. 341 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,125 When I'm with you, I feel like a general. 342 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,083 - Why? - Because of the Greek symbol. 343 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:52,791 Romoletto's lovely chubby girl! 344 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,916 Finally you're here! You were to take over a half hour ago. 345 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:08,250 Leave me alone! I spent the whole night with a toothache. 346 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:11,875 It's gone now, but my head still feels heavy. 347 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:14,625 - I understand. - What are you getting at? 348 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,833 Well... good night. 349 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:20,541 Yeah, good night, with such a heavy head? 350 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:46,208 Iride! 351 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:48,166 Iride! 352 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:55,625 Timothy! 353 00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:59,791 - What're you doing? Are you mad? - I forgot the pipe. 354 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,875 For a pipe you risk becoming a prisoner? 355 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,083 It's not a pipe... it's my pipe! 356 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:07,291 - Wait. - Yes. 357 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,458 Hurry! Hurry! 358 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:15,375 Here. You'd forgotten it on the table. 359 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:18,375 I can't move. Put the pipe in my mouth. 360 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,291 - Thank you. - Hurry. Go! Go! 361 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,791 Let me in. I'll leave at dawn. 362 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,708 Heavens, no! The colonel could come any minute. 363 00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:30,958 The colonel goes into your room? 364 00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:35,875 What are you thinking? To bid me good night. He's in the bathroom. 365 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,458 What a day! 366 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,000 I need to rest. 367 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:51,000 - You're here! - You aren't sleepy, are you? 368 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,833 - Just a bit tired. - Tired? 369 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,625 What should I say? I'm at war every day! 370 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:05,416 My Mariuzza! What a migraine! My head feels so heavy! 371 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,416 Darn it! It's an English migraine! 372 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:21,416 Excuse me! 373 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:26,458 Every time I see you, you're prettier. More lovely. 374 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:31,250 - Turn off the light. - Why is it that we must 375 00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:33,833 turn off the light every time? 376 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:38,583 - Please, go on. - Alright. I'll turn it off. 377 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:45,416 Promise me as usual that you won't turn it on? 378 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,875 - I won't turn it on. - Your colonel's word? 379 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,083 I am a military! 380 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:54,583 - Excuse me a moment, dear. - Where are you going? 381 00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:56,791 I have to ask Mom something. 382 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,166 Why? Your mother didn't explain... 383 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:04,416 - Silly! - These Greek women! 384 00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:07,916 Colonel! Colonel Di Maggio! 385 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,291 This time I deserve a medal. 386 00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:14,541 - What is it? - I captured the English colonel. 387 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:17,208 Really? The English colonel? 388 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:19,708 Finally! He is in my hands now! 389 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:23,833 Keep him warm. I'm coming and want to eat him alive! 390 00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:28,916 Colonel! My patience has a limit. 391 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:33,000 With your obstinate silence you are reducing it to shreds. 392 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:40,541 Don't speak that language! Speak Italian. Answer my questions. 393 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,583 I want to know where the main part of your forces are. 394 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:48,208 Colonel Timothy Henderson, rifleman of His British Majesty. 395 00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:51,333 Number 874051. 396 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:55,375 You're trying to make a fool of me! I didn't ask for the phone number. 397 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:59,333 I want to know where and when you'll receive arms, backup, provisions. 398 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:03,125 - Especially provisions! - Colonel Timothy Henderson. 399 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:06,541 Rifleman of His British Majesty. Number... 400 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:10,000 Put down that pipe and don't try fooling me! 401 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:12,958 Otherwise, you'll oblige me to use coercive measures, 402 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,333 and that will be too bad for you! Darn it! 403 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,416 According to the Geneva Convention, 404 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,916 a prisoner is not obliged to give information to the enemy. 405 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,541 My friend! My friend! 406 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:30,250 I don't give a darn about the Geneva Convention. Put the pipe down! 407 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,333 - You are torturing a prisoner. - Really? 408 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:38,000 I torture prisoners? Don't say it again! 409 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:42,750 Don't say it around, or I'll break a chair over your head! 410 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:45,250 Put that pipe down! Obey! 411 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:48,083 - You see? Torture. - What? I am torturing you? 412 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:52,666 Yes. You're denying a prisoner the comfort of his pipe. 413 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:55,291 According to the Geneva Convention... 414 00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:59,458 I am getting sick of this Geneva Convention. 415 00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:03,708 It doesn't not talk about pipes belonging to colonels. 416 00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:07,958 With that disgusting pipe in your mouth, you're making me nervous. 417 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:13,041 I ask the questions, and you must answer! What is your answer? 418 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:18,125 What? Right away? Is it urgent? 419 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:21,250 Answer before the question. If it is urgent... 420 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:25,750 "V" stands for victory. It's Churchill's sign. 421 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,333 Really? I don't give a darn! 422 00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:34,875 Okay, Colonel. The only information I can give you 423 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,333 is that we will win the war. 424 00:38:39,916 --> 00:38:45,166 Laugh! You laugh because you don't know the password. 425 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:47,375 There is only one password. 426 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,750 Categorical and committing for everyone. 427 00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:55,125 It is travelling from the Alps to the Indian Ocean, lighting up hearts. 428 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,041 Win! We will win! 429 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,458 We will transform... 430 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:08,791 We'll transform your small island of fishermen 431 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,208 into a marine colony for the Fascist children. 432 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:15,125 We'll loiter around Piccadilly! 433 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:21,000 And we'll substitute the guards at Buckingham Palace with circus midgets. 434 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:25,333 - Colonel! Take that! - Enough! 435 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:28,000 You've gone beyond the limit. 436 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:33,125 I'm going to sleep. Accompany me to my accommodation. 437 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,583 This is your accommodation. 438 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:46,208 Don't joke with me! The Geneva Convention says 439 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:50,041 I have a right for an accommodation that is on my level. 440 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:54,250 Really? You even want a respectful accommodation? 441 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:59,125 With all comforts included? 3 bathrooms and an elevator? 442 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:03,041 Shall I bring you coffee in bed tomorrow morning? 443 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,833 Thank you, but I prefer tea 444 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:09,083 with a big English breakfast. 445 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:14,375 You've got rocks in your head. You think prison life is a holiday? 446 00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:18,333 That war is a picnic? I'll have you eat bread and water! 447 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:22,583 - Bread and water? - And if you irritate me, 448 00:40:22,791 --> 00:40:25,083 only water! Rinse yourself with it. 449 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,708 He crossed the Channel! 450 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:37,250 He wants to loiter around Piccadilly! 451 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:33,208 Go! Go! 452 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:39,541 This must serve as a warning for who collaborates with the English. 453 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,250 This is how we punish the vile collaborators! 454 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:45,458 Hey, you! Do something so that vile head 455 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:48,791 be shaven completely. - It already is! 456 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,500 Silence! I think it's too long. Cut it below zero. 457 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,583 Understand? 458 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,625 Alright! 459 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,291 With what heart do you have us run like this? 460 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,708 - Run! Run! - My heart! 461 00:42:05,916 --> 00:42:09,958 - Carry out your punishment! - Colonel! We have ended 462 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:12,541 the roundup of collaborators. - Good. 463 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,666 - There's been a complication. - Not good. 464 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,291 - We can't punish that man. - Is he favored by someone? 465 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:21,041 - No. Calascione, come! Here he is. - What is it? 466 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:23,333 - He doesn't have hair. - Cut his beard. 467 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,208 - Alright. - Go! 468 00:42:25,416 --> 00:42:27,458 - Colonel... - What is it? 469 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,666 Even who doesn't have a beard? 470 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:33,708 Mazzetta, we just cut hair! Remember that! 471 00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:36,208 - Understand? - Yes, sir! 472 00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,416 - Lapadula! - Yes, sir? 473 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:42,000 - Where is Sergeant Quaglia? - In the attic preparing the tub 474 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:45,375 for the prisoner. - What? The tub? 475 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,750 Yes, sir. He brought all he needs for shaving his "bead". 476 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:53,166 What is "bead"? You mean "beard"? Speak Italian! 477 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:59,333 The prisoner is appealing to the Geneva Convention. 478 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:02,291 Really? He's appealing to the Geneva Convention? 479 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,625 I'll show you what he can appeal to! Go away! 480 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:13,541 What a lovely voice, Colonel! 481 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,750 - Thank you. - A lovely voice! 482 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:20,833 - Not too warm. - Okay, don't worry. 483 00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:23,833 The right temperature. 484 00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:26,833 - What? - Right temperature. 485 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:30,541 Neither too hot nor too cold. Halfway. 486 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:38,541 That voice... is a baritone one, huh? 487 00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:42,708 - Very well. - Bravo. 488 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,166 What a lovely voice! 489 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:57,250 Sergeant Quaglia! You think I'm a mosquito or horsefly? 490 00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:02,041 - What language are you speaking? - English. 491 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:05,375 It's forbidden to speak English! Am I speaking it? 492 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:08,250 - You don't know English! - Silence! 493 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,541 - Darn it! - The sergeant is doing his duty. 494 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,583 - What is he saying? - He'll hatch an egg now. 495 00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:19,625 Article one of the Geneva Convention 496 00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:23,666 establishes a fundamental principle. The prisoner's life is sacred. 497 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:28,916 This place is full of cockroaches and I saw some scorpions too. 498 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,541 Scorpions are poisonous. 499 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:35,208 If I die, you will be a war criminal. 500 00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:39,041 - Me? I could bust my head! - Easy! 501 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:42,291 Quaglia, did you hear? The colonel is slandering me. 502 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,000 No, he said to stick to the Geneva pacts. 503 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:50,041 Really? We have transformed this prison into a hotel! 504 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:55,083 Soap, baths, beard, sprays! Did you put talcum on the kid? 505 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:57,875 - Not yet. - What does "talcum" mean? 506 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,416 He wanted to know if you'd put powder on. 507 00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:04,166 - What did he say? - Comb. 508 00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:07,750 He crossed the Channel for a comb? 509 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:11,791 Sergeant Quaglia, you're acting as a butler 510 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 to this lanky guy. 511 00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:18,666 - It's our duty. The Convention... - Stop with this Convention! 512 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:23,083 We know how you respect it and how you treat prisoners. 513 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,416 Really? Excellently. 514 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,833 Sergeant Quaglia! Attention! 515 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:32,916 Tell him how this gentleman treated you 516 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:35,958 when you were made a prisoner. Tell him! 517 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:39,916 - Well... - Well, what? My foot! 518 00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,666 I know how you mistreated him. At ease. 519 00:45:43,916 --> 00:45:45,666 It's not true. 520 00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:49,041 It's not true? And the torture to get him to talk? 521 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:52,125 Salt in his mouth? Water with a dropper? 522 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:56,458 Tickling his stomach? Your finger in his eye? Hammering his feet? 523 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:59,416 This poor, miserable man, not in good health, 524 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,875 who was disgusting even before the war, 525 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:06,708 had to be sent to the back ways to cure him and nurture him 526 00:46:06,916 --> 00:46:09,333 because when he managed to reach us, 527 00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:13,041 he was swaying and couldn't stand. His legs folded underneath him. 528 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:16,166 And if you will notice, they still do! 529 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:19,041 - Am I a horse? - Attention! Understand? 530 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,375 He couldn't stand up because the night he ran away 531 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,708 he drank all of our whisky. 532 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:30,375 Sergeant Quaglia! What're you doing? Beating it? 533 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:33,958 - I have something important to do. - You don't want to force the lies 534 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,291 of the enemy down his throat? - Let's forget it... 535 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,791 No, we need to talk. He who is silent, agrees. 536 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:45,041 - Exactly. Sergeant Quaglia. - Yes, Colonel? 537 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:48,250 On your honor as a soldier, honestly, 538 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:50,583 did I mistreat you? 539 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:57,708 He'll lay another egg now! It's the truth! 540 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:02,416 I was treated very well. I ate what they ate. 541 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:06,916 They gave me everything. Wine, liqueurs, whisky, tea, cigarettes. 542 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:09,125 - Packs? - Yes! 543 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:13,166 Sergeant Quaglia, you lied to me, knowing you were lying. 544 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:17,625 It's the truth. I did it to have a license after a long time. 545 00:47:17,833 --> 00:47:21,208 If I hadn't done it, I'd never have been given a leave of absence. 546 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:25,333 Silence! Colleague... You got that, colleague? 547 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:33,666 He lied. He acted like a hero, he acted like a victim. 548 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:37,458 But he spent 2 months as a prisoner with "tarallucci" and whisky. 549 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:41,541 - And you believed him? - Of course. He was staggering. 550 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:46,208 - What? - His legs folded backwards. 551 00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:50,541 Who is it? 552 00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:54,791 - Soldier Parodi reporting, sir. - Come in. 553 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,958 - What is it? - This old lady says 554 00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,166 she has an important communication. 555 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,833 - Did you search her? Is she armed? - She's clean. Go ahead, speak up. 556 00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:09,958 Just a moment! The enemy is listening. Come here. 557 00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:12,375 What is it? 558 00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:20,958 Is it possible they dared hide them in this home? 559 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:23,708 Parodi! Take this being away. 560 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:26,541 - Sergeant Quaglia! - Yes, sir? 561 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:29,625 Send backup right away. Surround the house. 562 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:33,333 Close the door, open your eyes. Nobody out! 563 00:48:33,541 --> 00:48:38,291 - Run! Penelope! Penelope! - Here I am. 564 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:42,583 - Speak up! Where are you hiding him? - I know nothing. Who do you mean? 565 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,958 - He's in your room! - It's not true! 566 00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:48,291 - Parodi! Knock down the door! - Your mother-in-law is in there. 567 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,708 Knock her down too! Go on! 568 00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:55,000 No! Let me go! Let me go! Antonio, please! I care for you. 569 00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:57,833 I don't give a darn. Here it is! 570 00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:04,041 You got it! In the kitchen with pots and pans. 571 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:08,041 Scoundrel! While my soldiers were starving to death, 572 00:49:08,250 --> 00:49:10,833 you were hiding this pig! 573 00:49:11,041 --> 00:49:13,875 - What is it? - You didn't know? 574 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,083 You gave me vegetable soup 575 00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:19,125 while your mother was hiding that pork of a pig! 576 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:22,166 She'll get the lesson she deserves. Soldier Parodi! 577 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:25,125 - Beard and hair. - No! Not my hair. 578 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:28,291 - Beard, hair and superfluous hairs. - Not my hair! 579 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,833 Shave her! Shave her! 580 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:35,416 As retaliation, I'll shave the whole town. 581 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:39,333 I swear to that, or I'm not Colonel Antonio Di Maggio! 582 00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,041 Present. 583 00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,833 - Look for the wave. - It's here. 584 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,625 - The sync? - That, too. I hear perfectly. 585 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:49,666 What are you doing? Don't put the listening on the headphones. 586 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,833 I must hear. I am the colonel, right? 587 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:57,125 Your attention! Your attention! 588 00:49:57,333 --> 00:50:00,250 The headquarters of the armed forces communicates: 589 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,583 Rome July 25, 1943. 590 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:06,250 His Majesty the King Emperor 591 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:09,125 accepted resignation of the head of the government, 592 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,958 by His Excellency Cavaliere Benito Mussolini. 593 00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,375 Crazy things are going on! 594 00:50:14,583 --> 00:50:16,583 As head of the government he nominated 595 00:50:16,791 --> 00:50:19,208 Marshal of Italy Pietro Badoglio. 596 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,958 The war is over! Guys, we're going home! 597 00:50:24,166 --> 00:50:28,000 - To your place. Don't get friendly! - The war is over. 598 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,666 - Who said the war is over? - The radio. 599 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:32,875 - It didn't say it. - Then I'm saying it. 600 00:50:33,083 --> 00:50:36,208 Who are you? Quaglia? Silence! 601 00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:39,625 - Silly Quaglia! - How can it go on? 602 00:50:39,833 --> 00:50:43,125 This is a Fascist war. If Mussolini resigned, 603 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:46,875 the war has no reason to exist. - He will be substituted 604 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:49,708 by the Marshal of Italy Pietro Badoglio. 605 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,916 I don't believe the war will continue. 606 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:55,166 That's bad. We must believe, obey and fight. Go on! 607 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,958 He accepted resignation 608 00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:02,041 and nominated as head of the government 609 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:04,375 Marshal of Italy Pietro Badoglio. 610 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,750 I am happy for him. Dear Pietro! 611 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,958 They're repeating the communication. 612 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,291 Now they'll say the war is over. 613 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,333 The war continues next to the German allies. 614 00:51:15,541 --> 00:51:19,250 I'm happy! The war continue next to the German allies. 615 00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:23,333 There you go! You are somewhat of a jinx. 616 00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:26,875 - What did you say? - Excuse me. It slipped. 617 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:29,875 I heard you. I'm not a jinx. 618 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:33,375 - It slipped. - It must not slip! 619 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:35,583 Jinx to me? 620 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:38,583 I don't mean to boast, but I had an uncle 621 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:41,166 with a nice hunchback that everyone touched. 622 00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:44,000 - You didn't inherit it! - What are you saying? 623 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,458 - That the radio doesn't work. - Repair the radio! 624 00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,875 Why should I bother now? 625 00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:54,583 - Excuse me! Did you hurt yourself? - Of course! 626 00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,791 - My finger! - Let's soak it. 627 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,666 Sergeant Quaglia! This is a historical moment. 628 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:02,833 - We can't worry about soaking it. - Yes, sir. 629 00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:06,875 Look here. What matters is that the war continues. 630 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:10,083 I have war in my blood. For me it's an open invitation. 631 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:13,000 - I am a warmonger! - It's continuing? 632 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:15,166 - How will we fight? - It's broken. 633 00:52:15,375 --> 00:52:17,583 The situation is nosediving and you joke around. 634 00:52:17,791 --> 00:52:20,750 Without ammunition or provisions, how will we continue? 635 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:23,500 - Sergeant Quaglia! - If the English attack us, 636 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:27,250 will we answer with a sling? - Sergeant Quaglia! 637 00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:32,666 I am surprised at you. You know that Italian soldiers make do. 638 00:52:32,875 --> 00:52:36,833 Punches, slaps, kicks, pinches, bites, head blows. 639 00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:41,291 What matters is that the English leave us alone for a while. 640 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,666 Yeah, sure, they'll leave us in peace! 641 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:48,833 They heard the communication and will attack us immediately. 642 00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:54,458 Did you hear? What do you say? 643 00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:56,666 - I say that you are the jinx! - Me? 644 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:59,291 - Me, the jinx? - Go jump in the lake! 645 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,750 Sir, the English have occupied the first houses of the town. 646 00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:07,083 - Join your companions. Yes, sir. 647 00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:09,875 - What'll we do now? - Resist! 648 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:14,333 Resist, how? The soldiers have 50 bullets in all! 649 00:53:14,541 --> 00:53:16,666 - Sergeant Major Quaglia. - Yes, sir? 650 00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,583 I order you to order immediately a strategic retreat. 651 00:53:20,791 --> 00:53:24,125 Don't waste time trying to save on ammunition. 652 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,333 - Yes, sir. - Go! 653 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,291 What are you doing? Not coming with us? 654 00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:33,416 - You want to leave everything? - I don't understand. 655 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:36,625 We have the English colonel prisoner upstairs. 656 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:40,458 I can't leave the town with him inside. Remember... 657 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:43,666 - No, you remember! The other finger. - Right, this one! 658 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:47,875 Remember that I care about my war prey. Very much! 659 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,166 - But I will do to him what I decide. - Yes, sir. 660 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:53,208 I'll take the prisoner and join you. March! 661 00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:55,541 Go! 662 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:01,833 Right at the best moment. Darn the war, the English, retreats! 663 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:04,625 - Goodbye, Romoletto. - Goodbye? We'll meet again. 664 00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:08,291 Come on, boys! The English are in town. Let's go! 665 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:12,500 Take care of Tea and the baby. 666 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:17,833 I can't stand it anymore! Up and down. I lost 10 kilos! 667 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:33,833 Colonel, follow me. Don't protest. 668 00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:38,250 Whether you like it or not, you must follow me. Understand? 669 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,958 Even if I have to carry you. 670 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,500 You are very kind, Colonel, 671 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:45,750 but it's better if you carry me piggy-back. 672 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:49,750 Don't be funny, and remember that this is a historical moment. 673 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:59,666 Who is he? Hey! 674 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:19,375 Well, my dear Colonel. This is really a historical moment! 675 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:23,333 Our positions have been inverted. Therefore... 676 00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:26,166 Now you are my prisoner. 677 00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:30,833 Dear Colonel, one must be patient. These are the phases of history. 678 00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,333 Once to me, once to you. 679 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:36,500 One time each doesn't hurt anyone. 680 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,208 Patience! What can we do? 681 00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:44,125 Get moving! Raise those heels! 682 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:47,125 Come on, loafers! When we retreat, we run. 683 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,791 Yes, and when we attack, we go slowly. 684 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 What are you insinuating? 685 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:54,291 Leave me alone. I'm in a bad mood today. 686 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,083 You Roman, don't joke. 687 00:55:57,291 --> 00:56:02,500 Joke? The English are here right at the culminating moment! 688 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:06,416 It's always the culminating moment for you. Go on! 689 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:10,041 Get moving! Don't save on steps, too. 690 00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:12,708 - I'm saving energy. - Move! 691 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:16,958 - What are you mumbling? - Patience, sir. 692 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:19,541 - I have my reasons. - Is the radio heavy? 693 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:24,083 No, but 4 nights with a toothache, three nights as a sentinel. 694 00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:27,625 Last night we had to run away and I couldn't say goodbye to her. 695 00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:30,375 - Well? - She'll open her arms 696 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,291 to the first Englishman she meets. - You should be thankful. 697 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,000 You got rid of her. Get moving! Go on! 698 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:40,041 Sergeant, aren't we waiting for the colonel? 699 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:44,250 We're not waiting for him. Colonel, goodbye! 700 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:48,875 Colonel, how are the forces of the Axis set up in Greece? 701 00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:52,083 Colonel Antonio Di Maggio of the XXVII infantry regiment. 702 00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:55,000 - I can't remember the number. - Then I'll talk. 703 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,958 - You have my number? - This is the situation. 704 00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:01,708 The Germans are concentrating the heavy artillery on the coast. 705 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:04,750 - Well, well! - They've transported the cannons 706 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,958 to Peloponnese. 707 00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:10,125 - Are you sure? - Very sure. 708 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,333 I'll tell you even more. 709 00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:16,166 The Italian army in Greece will be commanded by Germans. 710 00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:19,916 - How do you know? - We have good informers. 711 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:22,416 Nobody informs me! 712 00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:25,541 How will I win the war? I don't know. 713 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,916 The enemy receives secret news before I do. 714 00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:30,458 - Why do you get angry? - It gets on my nerves! 715 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:33,833 The blood goes to my head. I am Latin, volcanic. 716 00:57:34,041 --> 00:57:38,083 - We have efficient informers. - Ours are idiots! 717 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:41,333 See what impression I make? You know everything, and I know nothing. 718 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,583 And yet I am the colonel! I should know these things! 719 00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:47,541 What sort of colonel am I? I will get undressed! 720 00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:50,708 - I agree. - Thanks God! 721 00:57:50,916 --> 00:57:55,000 See? This is a man to man talk, with loyalty and sincerity. 722 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:57,916 Tell me something, Colonel. 723 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:03,416 Is your command planning to take action on the Balkans. 724 00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:07,041 The Balkans intrigue me very much! 725 00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:12,708 Why are you moving away? Do I have scabies? 726 00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:15,333 The allies aren't interested in the Balkans. 727 00:58:15,541 --> 00:58:18,250 - What if the Germans arrive? - Ready reserves. 728 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,458 - Where? - I don't know. 729 00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:24,291 Come on, colleague! Don't keep me guessing. 730 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:28,791 Tell me. You are keeping me on hot coals. 731 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,500 Let's not behave like children. We are colonels. 732 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,291 And you are so tall! Where are they? Tell me. 733 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:37,166 Dear Colonel, we are not in your club here. 734 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:41,208 Don't forget that you're my prisoner. So I ask the questions! 735 00:58:41,416 --> 00:58:44,416 If you use that tone, you know what I'll do? 736 00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:47,250 A prisoner is not obliged to answer. 737 00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:51,000 I'll close myself in silence and retire in the attic. 738 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:54,750 Not in the attic. You have a bedroom. 739 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:56,958 What? I had you sleep... 740 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,583 - I respect the Convention. - I see. 741 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,833 You want to humiliate me. 742 00:59:03,041 --> 00:59:06,583 Well, I accept and turn the other cheek. 743 00:59:06,791 --> 00:59:09,958 - Go ahead. - I don't understand. 744 00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:12,416 Dear colleague... 745 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,625 I am ashamed to say it. 746 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:18,666 I've a sentimental situation that is a bit morganatic. 747 00:59:18,875 --> 00:59:23,291 If you don't mind, I'd like to sleep with my wife. 748 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:26,416 With my woman. 749 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:30,041 - Impossible. You can't go out. - Who wants to go out? 750 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:34,041 My morganatic situation is here. 751 00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:38,083 Your woman is here? 752 01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,708 Colonel, what's there to laugh about? 753 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:16,250 The fact is, my woman is here too. 754 01:00:16,458 --> 01:00:20,291 Really? Yours here too! 755 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:25,458 Colonel, I'm sorry to say it, 756 01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:29,291 but you are a good military, and look good in a uniform, 757 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,500 But have good tastes! 758 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:34,625 Yes, my woman is very nice! 759 01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:37,333 - Really? - Dear... 760 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:43,958 Who would ever imagine that you are my father-in-law! 761 01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:48,208 I don't understand. 762 01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:50,291 Father-in-law. 763 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,500 - Me? Father-in-law? - Yes! 764 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:56,125 Just a moment, Colonel. Let's not confuse things. 765 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,333 We have to make things clear. 766 01:00:58,541 --> 01:01:00,625 You're the husband of Penelope's mother. 767 01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:03,166 Me? Are you kidding? 768 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,833 Me, with Penelope? He's an idiot! 769 01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:10,666 Then who is your woman? 770 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:14,291 It's clear, isn't it? Iride! 771 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:16,333 - Iride is my woman! - No! 772 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,916 - Yes! - Darn! 773 01:01:24,041 --> 01:01:27,208 Colonel, I am beginning to think 774 01:01:27,416 --> 01:01:31,583 you and I formed a nice couple of cuckolds. 775 01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:39,750 You think? 776 01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:45,458 Darn! 777 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:49,041 - No! No! - Yes! 778 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,000 - No! - Yes! 779 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,041 Listen to a friend. In fact, an enemy. That's how it is. 780 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:56,083 Understand? 781 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,625 - Did they find everything out? - Yes, I heard them. 782 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,833 They're coming! 783 01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:10,041 - Explain yourself. - Yes, we want an explanation. 784 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,583 You two must explain to me. What does this intrusion mean? 785 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,875 There's a reason! 786 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:19,333 Did you betray both of us? Tell the truth! 787 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:22,500 Betray? You're the betrayers! 788 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,708 You come as allies and take the women. 789 01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,000 You come as enemies and take the pigs. 790 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,125 Be quiet, Radames! 791 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:32,250 Who can deny a favor without expecting the worst to happen? 792 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:35,958 What can a poor woman who loves her husband and can't say no to you, do? 793 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,833 Husband? 794 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,750 - You are married? - Yes. 795 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,791 Colonel! Then there are three cuckolds! 796 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,166 - Yes. - Ruffian! 797 01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,041 Amazing! 798 01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:57,000 Now stop it! I know what we went through. 799 01:02:57,208 --> 01:03:00,541 I had to hide him to avoid that you hurt him. 800 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:03,458 You want to see him? Here he is. 801 01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,708 Here's my husband. 802 01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,833 A cuckold with a beard! 803 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:26,875 My daughter never betrayed her husband. 804 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:32,208 Then who was betrayed? I don't understand. 805 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:36,000 - Maybe he doesn't know anything. - It's not true! 806 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:40,708 I've always known everything. Iride remained faithful to me. 807 01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:47,333 Yeah! Iride told us jokes at night! 808 01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:52,541 It wasn't her. I came at night to tell you jokes! 809 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:55,833 - What? - Right! Were we blind? 810 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,583 - You were in the dark. - Darn! 811 01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,958 Yes! Yes! Yes! 812 01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:12,250 That's why you always wanted to turn the candles out 813 01:04:12,458 --> 01:04:14,458 when we were embracing! 814 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:17,250 - She turned off the light with you? - Every time. 815 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:20,625 Now I know why as soon as the light went out 816 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,541 with an excuse she went to her mother. 817 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:26,583 And her mother, who is a shrewd one, came to us 818 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:29,416 and told us the so-called jokes. 819 01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:33,416 That's right! I sacrificed myself 820 01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:36,083 to save my daughter's honor. 821 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:39,708 Really? No. 822 01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:44,416 I think the colonel and I made the biggest sacrifice. 823 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:47,458 Colonel, if this should be known, 824 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,458 they'll give us a medal for how brave we've been. 825 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,083 - Look... - Well, Penelope, my compliments! 826 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:56,541 - You made it! - No! It won't end here! 827 01:04:56,750 --> 01:05:00,250 Remember! Next time that I conquer the town again, 828 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:05,375 I won't limit myself to cutting hair. I'll do other cuts. 829 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:08,250 You understand, darn witch? 830 01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:11,625 As for you, remember, you scoundrel, 831 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:15,500 that I don't want to see you again! - I agree! 832 01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:18,583 Enough, Colonel. We don't want to see you. 833 01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:22,708 Really? It's becoming hard to breathe in this house. 834 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:24,916 - Mephitic air! - Mephitic... 835 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:29,000 Colonel, I've decided. This house is disgusting. 836 01:05:29,208 --> 01:05:31,500 I've decided. I'm leaving 837 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:34,833 and won't set foot in this house again. 838 01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:38,041 - Goodbye! - I don't blame you. 839 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:42,041 Hey! Colonel, where are you going? 840 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:44,416 - Come here! - Please, let me go. 841 01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:48,291 - I've decided. - Where do you want to go? 842 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:52,125 Please don't insist. I have to go. 843 01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:55,500 Are you kidding? You're forgetting that you're my prisoner. 844 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:57,791 If you keep me in this house... 845 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 I know myself. I've an ugly character. 846 01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:02,833 I'll cause a commotion, a massacre! 847 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:07,458 Silence! Private affairs are one thing, the war law is another. 848 01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,875 When facing laws, the rest doesn't matter. 849 01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,500 - Even when cheating is involved? - Enough! 850 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:15,125 - You put war before cheating? - Enough! Enough! 851 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:17,333 - Now come with me. - Okay. 852 01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:23,916 Doctor! We heard that that scoundrel Colonel Di Maggio 853 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:26,250 didn't escape in time. - Really? 854 01:06:26,458 --> 01:06:29,708 Yes! He was late in taking Colonel Henderson with him. 855 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:31,916 And the English took him as a prisoner. 856 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:34,125 Great! Finally he's in our hands! 857 01:06:34,333 --> 01:06:36,791 No, unfortunately, he's in the hands of the English. 858 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,250 They'll send him to a prison camp and we can't do anything. 859 01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:44,583 - It would be too convenient! - He must pay! 860 01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:47,208 - Right! - For the running he made us do! 861 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:50,541 - What can we do? - Advise the others 862 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:53,416 and have him delivered to us. - I am with you! Let's go! 863 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:56,833 - Let's go! - We'll have fun now. 864 01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:02,208 Enough whisky! 865 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,708 To forget Iride! 866 01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:13,208 - To forget Iride! Cheers! - Cheers. 867 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:35,708 Who do we want to forget now? 868 01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:43,083 Margareth? Who is she? 869 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,083 Cheers to Margareth! 870 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:59,000 I loved Margareth very much. She left me for the bishop. 871 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:02,208 - During the procession? - No. 872 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:05,166 - She loved her. - No! 873 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:08,416 - Yes. - Oh! Wow! 874 01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:10,625 The bishop gave in to her? 875 01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,208 They got married. 876 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:16,791 What? A shepherd of the souls 877 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:21,250 steals a girlfriend from a colonel and marries her illegally? 878 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:27,750 No. In England the clergy can marry. 879 01:08:27,958 --> 01:08:30,125 Priests and bishops are Protestant. 880 01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,625 Really? That's a good one! 881 01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:39,541 I didn't know. If they found out in Italy, everyone would protest! 882 01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:46,083 - To Mussolini! - Yes. 883 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:50,958 - To forget Mussolini! - No! No! I don't agree! 884 01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:55,500 - I do! Look! - I won't look. I won't look. 885 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:05,958 To forget Churchill! 886 01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:11,125 I will gulp it down. 887 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:22,833 Believe me, colleague. It's a pleasure to spend a half hour with you! 888 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:27,083 I'll tell you something that may seem absurd. 889 01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:31,541 I thank this war that gave me the chance to meet you. 890 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:35,166 Otherwise, how would I have met you? 891 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,708 Maybe we would have met just the same. 892 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:42,375 A long time ago I came to Italy to study singing. 893 01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:45,666 - Really? - Yes! Baritone. 894 01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:48,208 - Beautiful voice. - Baritone. 895 01:09:52,416 --> 01:09:54,416 Barber! 896 01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,583 We'll have him delivered and will hang him. 897 01:10:25,791 --> 01:10:28,791 - I will beat him first. - Good! 898 01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:29,041 Boys, they are making fools of us. 899 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,250 Let's call the colonel! 900 01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:43,916 - Give us the colonel! - They want you. 901 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:47,416 - Give us that bastard! - Oh, they want me! 902 01:11:50,875 --> 01:11:55,208 - Let us by or you'll regret it! - We want justice! 903 01:11:56,833 --> 01:11:59,916 - What do you want? - Give us the prisoner. 904 01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:03,500 - The colonel is my prisoner. - He is our prisoner! 905 01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:06,083 - It's up to us to punish him! - What are we waiting for? 906 01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:09,041 Let's go inside and take him away. Let's hang him! 907 01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:13,958 - Stop! You are all crazy! - If you don't give him to us, 908 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,500 we'll come get him! - Yes! Yes! 909 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:18,708 Try it and you'll regret it! 910 01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:22,208 I want to see if you have the courage to shoot on the population. 911 01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:26,583 Listen. I will first question the prisoner, and then we'll see. 912 01:12:26,791 --> 01:12:30,041 Colonel Henderson, we'll give you until tomorrow morning. 913 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:32,541 Then we'll take action our way. 914 01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,666 - Bravo! - We'll wait until tomorrow. 915 01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:38,333 What'll we do? We must take action! 916 01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:41,000 - Please! - "Please" my foot! 917 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:52,166 You're crazy! We're dealing with my hide, and you speak English? 918 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:56,958 Enough! Sit down, please. I always get in trouble because of you. 919 01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:59,833 Why do they hate you so much? What did you do? 920 01:13:00,041 --> 01:13:02,583 Yes! I shaved beards and hair to some men, 921 01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:05,708 I gave the pharmacist cod liver oil, and other little things. 922 01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:08,375 Why, for heaven's sake? 923 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:11,625 They made the fart noise and I am touchy. 924 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:16,125 What can I do in so little time? They'll be back tomorrow. 925 01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:19,666 I only have a few men and can't shoot at those good people. 926 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:22,083 Those people? 927 01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:27,375 They're scoundrels! Those miserable people need a good lesson! 928 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:30,500 Sergeant! Close the doors and open fire! 929 01:13:30,708 --> 01:13:34,000 Silence! I give the orders here! And I won't shoot anyone! 930 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:37,083 - Let's use our head. - Alright. 931 01:13:37,291 --> 01:13:40,291 You obliged me. You asked for it. 932 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,875 I've decided. I'll hang. 933 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:46,083 The neck is yours. Hang yourself if you want. 934 01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:48,291 What did you understand? 935 01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:51,750 I'll hang on to the Geneva Convention. 936 01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:54,958 You should remember it because you hang on to it, too. 937 01:13:55,166 --> 01:14:00,458 Now you brush it off, and don't give it any importance, 938 01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:03,791 but in the Geneva Convention article one says, 939 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,875 "The life of the prisoner is sacred." 940 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,083 Sacred. 941 01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:14,208 Who is it? 942 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:18,333 Take your jacket off. 943 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,541 - Why? - Take your jacket off! 944 01:14:24,041 --> 01:14:26,541 Now take off your pants. 945 01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:33,875 - No! - Go on. Don't worry. 946 01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:36,208 I am worrying. 947 01:14:36,416 --> 01:14:40,041 Colonel! I said to take off your pants. 948 01:14:44,125 --> 01:14:47,083 - Sergeant, the English! - Calm down! Calm down! 949 01:14:47,291 --> 01:14:49,666 We'll welcome them as is fit. Don't worry. 950 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,708 How? We have at the most 30 bullets! 951 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,541 If need be, we'll know how to defend ourselves with rocks. 952 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:58,166 Sergeant Quaglia won't surrender. How many are they? 953 01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:01,166 - I only saw the colonel. - Got that? 954 01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:04,791 They want to attack me with forces. They want to defeat me. 955 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:10,125 Go to your place! They know the commander isn't here and said, 956 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:13,708 "Sergeant Quaglia is beating it." But they are wrong! 957 01:15:13,916 --> 01:15:16,458 Boys, charge the rifles. Let's go! 958 01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,958 Let's charge the rifles! 959 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:22,250 Go slowly. Nobody is chasing you. 960 01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:29,083 - Where was the English colonel? - He was coming down from that rock. 961 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:33,208 Wait before shooting. Don't waste ammunition. 962 01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:36,000 Only shoot when you're sure of hitting. 963 01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:39,541 Sergeant, who are we shooting at? I don't see anyone. 964 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:43,208 He says he saw him. Unless he's blind. 965 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:45,416 - Are you blind? - No. 966 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,708 Did you hear? He saw him. Go back to your place. 967 01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:50,916 You, Lapadula, come here. 968 01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:56,291 Here he is! He was right. It's him. 969 01:15:56,500 --> 01:16:01,083 It's Colonel Henderson. I can tell from the cap and pipe. 970 01:16:01,291 --> 01:16:06,833 - Sergeant, I don't see the soldiers. - Must be hiding behind the rocks. 971 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:09,041 I am never wrong. 972 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:14,000 If we get rid of the English colonel, they will retreat. You'll see! 973 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,208 Let him get closer. When I give the order, shoot. 974 01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:22,541 San Gennaro, you take care of it! 975 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,875 Be ready. Fire! 976 01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:29,750 Don't shoot! It's me! 977 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,708 - It's our colonel! - San Gennaro, well? 978 01:16:32,916 --> 01:16:37,208 - Sergeant, now it's your tough luck! - How could I know? He's disguised! 979 01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:40,666 - Sergeant Quaglia! - Yes sir! I'm coming. 980 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:43,166 Let's dig a grave for the sergeant. 981 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:46,083 The colonel will massacre him! 982 01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:49,791 Scoundrel, miserable rogue! Shooting at your colonel! 983 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,416 Sir, I saw you coming dressed as an Englishman. 984 01:16:52,625 --> 01:16:55,500 Quaglia, remember that I'm a warrior. 985 01:16:55,708 --> 01:16:59,625 For war needs, I can be dressed in any way, even as a priest! 986 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,833 I would never shoot a priest. 987 01:17:02,041 --> 01:17:04,791 All we need is to declare war on the Vatican! 988 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,583 Look here! You risked killing me. 989 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:10,583 - It's nothing. - A hole in the pants. 990 01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:14,416 Lie on the bed, stomach down, and take off your pants. 991 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:18,041 Sure! Now you're looking at the colonel's rear end! 992 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:22,000 I'm doing it so you won't worry. I assure you that nothing happened. 993 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:26,208 It's just a hole in the pants. The bullet nicked you. 994 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:29,333 - You're dogged. - Dogged? In what way? 995 01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:32,500 - You've been dodged! - I heard. You said, "dogged". 996 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,708 - Dodged! - Remember... 997 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:38,750 I'm the one who dodges bullets! Not them! 998 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,541 - Soldier Quaglia! - Soldier? I'm Sergeant Major. 999 01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:45,333 - I degraded you. - Why? 1000 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:50,166 For having ordered fire without saying "Who goes there?" 1001 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,875 - I didn't do it on purpose. - Silence! 1002 01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:55,166 You almost killed me. 1003 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:59,000 On the contrary, the English colonel saved my life. 1004 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,833 - Henderson saved your life? - Yes. 1005 01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:07,625 Because those dear townspeople wanted to lynch me. 1006 01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:10,958 The English colonel gave me his uniform to let me escape. 1007 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:14,625 This is just between you and me, but he gave me his pipe! 1008 01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:16,708 Quaglia! 1009 01:18:16,916 --> 01:18:21,333 - This is a pipe, not an eel! - I saw that. 1010 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:10,750 I removed the spots and ironed it personally. 1011 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:14,500 You want something else? 1012 01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:07,166 Our surveillance aircraft established that on Montegreco 1013 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:10,000 the English flag is still waving. 1014 01:20:10,208 --> 01:20:14,125 - Is it possible? Who's in Montegreco? - The 27th infantry regiment 1015 01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:17,916 commanded by Colonel Di Maggio. - Di Maggio... 1016 01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:22,750 I want to remember the name of this colonel who after many months 1017 01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:26,250 hasn't yet been able to defeat the last enemy resistance. 1018 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:30,541 General Von Kiplinz, I remind you that on the Greek front 1019 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:35,166 the Italian troops never had efficient means to fight the enemy. 1020 01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:37,916 The usual complaint. 1021 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:42,375 We'll take care of this Montegreco. 1022 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:44,583 If I may, General, 1023 01:20:44,791 --> 01:20:48,125 I will personally take care of this operation. 1024 01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:52,708 Bravo, Herr Kruger. You have carte blanche. 1025 01:21:00,416 --> 01:21:02,875 - It's around here. - Is it English? 1026 01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:05,625 - The sound seems German. - Sergeant! 1027 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:10,625 - What is it? - A German plane launched parachutes. 1028 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:14,083 - Men? - One man and big cases. 1029 01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:17,958 - I think it's provisions. - Finally we'll eat! 1030 01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:20,500 - Where is it? - On the clearing behind the cave. 1031 01:21:20,708 --> 01:21:24,375 Good! Let's go see. Advise the colonel. Let's hope for the best! 1032 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:30,833 - Heil Hitler! Major Kruger. - Colonel Di Maggio. 1033 01:21:31,041 --> 01:21:33,750 As always, the German forces come to your rescue. 1034 01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:36,375 Thank you. Did you bring provisions? 1035 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,791 They brought enormous cases full of provisions. 1036 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,958 Thank you. Finally my men can eat! 1037 01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:46,166 No food! There are weapons in the cases. 1038 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:50,416 They were parachuted with powerful mortars to find the English. 1039 01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:53,625 Order the men to get assemble them. Sergeant! 1040 01:21:53,833 --> 01:21:56,625 - Follow the colonel's orders! - I didn't say anything. 1041 01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:59,666 - I said it! I've carte blanche. - Quaglia, did you understand? 1042 01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:02,458 - The major has carte blanche. - He has carte blanche. 1043 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:05,625 - Tomorrow Montegreco will disappear. - Jawhol! 1044 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,833 We'll totally destroy the town 1045 01:22:08,041 --> 01:22:10,583 before The English backup arrives tomorrow. 1046 01:22:11,166 --> 01:22:14,166 Now I must check assembling of the mortars. 1047 01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:17,000 Your mortar. Did you understand, Quaglia? 1048 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:19,208 - Their mortars! - German mortars! 1049 01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:22,500 Your family's mortars. German family. 1050 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:24,833 Our mortars! 1051 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:27,041 At dawn they will be ready. 1052 01:22:27,250 --> 01:22:29,416 At 6 o'clock, fire! 1053 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:32,958 Montegreco kaput! English kaput! Greeks kaput! 1054 01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:36,541 That way we'll end this matter! 1055 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:39,166 Hurry! There isn't much time! 1056 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:43,041 These pieces are the stands! 1057 01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:47,916 - Have you finished? - Sergeant, what'll we do? 1058 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,333 - I don't know. - Why the townspeople? 1059 01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:52,916 What do you want from me? Orders are order. 1060 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:56,666 Perk up, Fantin! I understand. 1061 01:22:56,875 --> 01:23:00,666 Don't worry. Maybe everything will work out. 1062 01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:05,000 What’re you doing? "Schnell"! This goes on the ground. "Schnell"! 1063 01:23:05,208 --> 01:23:08,791 - They're always in a hurry. - What did you say? 1064 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:12,375 - Nothing. I translated "schnell". - If you understand "schnell", hurry! 1065 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:25,541 Quaglia! What're you doing? Observing a moment of silence? 1066 01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:29,791 Don't look at me with those sad dog eyes! 1067 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:34,041 - What do you want? Speak up! - Know what I'd like to say, sir? 1068 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,583 If it's about the rank matter, don't worry. 1069 01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:39,708 I'll re-integrate you. You're again Sergeant Major Quaglia. 1070 01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:41,916 - I wasn't thinking of that. - Of what, then? 1071 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:44,208 You seem evil but deep down you are kind. 1072 01:23:44,416 --> 01:23:47,416 No. This misunderstanding must be cleared. I am totally evil. 1073 01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,541 What is it? 1074 01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,041 Colonel, may I ask you something? 1075 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:55,000 - Go ahead. - At 6... 1076 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:58,958 - What'll the mortars? - What they should. What else? 1077 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,916 - Will they shoot? - Of course they'll shoot! 1078 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,000 You want them to do the mortar dance? 1079 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,458 Aren't you thinking about the Montegreco people? 1080 01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:11,250 I am! They wanted to lynch me. 1081 01:24:11,458 --> 01:24:15,791 It's true, but... there are women and children too. 1082 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,041 And don't forget that the English saved your life. 1083 01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:22,541 Right! I'll get them a bouquet of flowers, 1084 01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:25,333 a best wishes telegram, some sweets. Quaglia! 1085 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:29,416 Remember that in war there are situations in which an officer 1086 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:33,041 must behave as the English colonel did with me. 1087 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:38,750 And situations in which an Italian colonel must do what he is ordered... 1088 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:42,500 - The Germans! - The Germans are our allies! 1089 01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:45,250 - Did you hear the radio? - But they are Germans! 1090 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:48,208 Quaglia! You want to break the Axis? 1091 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:51,708 - What will I tell those boys? - That at 6 we're shooting. 1092 01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:54,875 - Alright. - Sergeant Major, to your position. 1093 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:56,750 Yes, sir! 1094 01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:03,041 The mortars are ready. Only a few minutes. Are you ready? 1095 01:25:03,250 --> 01:25:05,500 - Very ready. - Let's go. 1096 01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:12,791 Company, attention! 1097 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:17,625 30 men plus one. 1098 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:42,916 - At ease. - At ease. 1099 01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:46,083 Stop looking at me like that! 1100 01:25:46,291 --> 01:25:48,458 You're bothering me! You're making me nervous! 1101 01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:52,833 I know what you want to tell me with those eyes. 1102 01:25:53,041 --> 01:25:55,458 - Only three minutes. - Jawhol! 1103 01:25:55,666 --> 01:25:59,166 Did you hear the major? You must look at him, not me. 1104 01:25:59,375 --> 01:26:01,500 He has carte blanche. 1105 01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:04,666 I didn't even have carte blanche for writing home. 1106 01:26:05,791 --> 01:26:09,166 Only 2 minutes and 30 seconds left. 1107 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:12,666 Darn! I know that up there there are women, 1108 01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:16,166 children, old people, et cetera, et cetera. 1109 01:26:16,375 --> 01:26:18,416 But I'm a soldier! 1110 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,375 I am not a charity lady. 1111 01:26:24,791 --> 01:26:27,291 I'm ordered to shoot, and I shoot. 1112 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:30,208 - Be ready! - Major Kruger! 1113 01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:33,041 - I give orders to my soldiers! - Then do so! 1114 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:37,541 Whenever I decide! I am your superior. 1115 01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:41,500 I came with full powers! 1116 01:26:41,708 --> 01:26:43,791 - Two minutes left. - How much longer? 1117 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:48,333 - One minute and 55 seconds. - Who gives a darn! 1118 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:51,958 Yes! I won't shoot against a helpless town. 1119 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:56,041 Evacuate it and then I'll have the mortars sing. 1120 01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:58,500 That is nonsense! 1121 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:03,125 - The action depends on the surprise. - I don't do such surprises! 1122 01:27:03,333 --> 01:27:06,250 I am a soldier! I am not a murderer. 1123 01:27:06,458 --> 01:27:11,291 What's the life of 200 people matter compared to the Reich's victory? 1124 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:14,500 - They are like flies. - I won't even kill a fly! 1125 01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:19,541 I won't give the order to shoot now or never! 1126 01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:23,916 Watch out, Colonel. I have carte blanche. 1127 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:26,791 You can clean your ass with it! 1128 01:27:35,791 --> 01:27:39,166 So, Kruger, make out your deposition. 1129 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:44,875 At dawn as was established 1130 01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:49,375 all the mortars were aimed at Montegreco. 1131 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:54,541 When I told him that firing was one minute away, 1132 01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:58,166 he answered, "Who gives a darn!" 1133 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:02,166 Di Maggio, what can you say for yourself? 1134 01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:04,333 - Nothing. - What? 1135 01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:10,291 If you want to hear what I said to the major, I can repeat it. 1136 01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:15,083 I suggest you change attitude when facing this court. 1137 01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:20,041 I don't acknowledge it! I have a right to be judged by an Italian court. 1138 01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:23,375 Germany is allied with Italy. 1139 01:28:23,583 --> 01:28:26,291 So this is a competent court. 1140 01:28:26,541 --> 01:28:28,625 Competent in judging a man 1141 01:28:28,833 --> 01:28:31,958 who didn't want to carry out a useless massacre? 1142 01:28:32,166 --> 01:28:34,583 We were to conquer the town with cannons. 1143 01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:38,791 We conquered it with white arms. Isn't it the same? 1144 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,958 The order was to totally destroy the town. 1145 01:28:42,208 --> 01:28:45,208 You didn't obey. On the contrary, 1146 01:28:45,416 --> 01:28:49,500 you had Herr Kruger arrested when he was following my orders. 1147 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,708 Do you deny that? 1148 01:28:51,958 --> 01:28:55,333 No. I had him arrested because I dislike him as a man. 1149 01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:58,041 As a German, even more! 1150 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,916 You hate Germans! Say it that you hate Germans! 1151 01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:05,416 It's not true. I love them. An example. 1152 01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:09,083 At home in Naples on my nightstand I've a photo of Hitler. 1153 01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:13,041 Every evening before going to bed, I tell him lots of nice words. 1154 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,958 You tell him things? 1155 01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:21,958 Sometimes even bad words! 1156 01:29:22,166 --> 01:29:25,583 The accused is making fun of our Fuhrer! 1157 01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:28,791 General, we can't accept it! 1158 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:32,583 And I can't afford this clown trial. 1159 01:29:32,791 --> 01:29:36,833 Let's end it! I was given the order to have Montegreco explode. 1160 01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,875 I didn't do it. So what? I'll personally pay. 1161 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,083 Without a burden on my conscience. 1162 01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:45,416 I would now have on my conscience Fantin's son, 1163 01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:49,875 Calascione's wife, the Mazzetta girls and all of my soldiers, 1164 01:29:50,083 --> 01:29:53,666 Henderson, the English colonel who saved the life of an enemy. 1165 01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:56,666 While you, as allies, want to take it away from me. 1166 01:29:56,875 --> 01:30:02,541 Take this disgusting life, if you care so much. Jackals! 1167 01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:08,125 Colonel! You are going beyond the limit. 1168 01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:11,958 As you know, this court, based on the laws of the war, 1169 01:30:12,166 --> 01:30:14,333 gives me the right to judge you 1170 01:30:14,541 --> 01:30:18,708 and carry out the sentence at once. The stand to the prosecution. 1171 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,833 The defense? 1172 01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:34,125 In the name of the Fuhrer, this court sentences 1173 01:30:34,375 --> 01:30:37,625 Colonel Antonio Di Maggio to immediate degradation 1174 01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:40,833 and the death penalty by firing squad. 1175 01:30:41,041 --> 01:30:44,000 The sentence will be carried out tomorrow at dawn. 1176 01:30:49,916 --> 01:30:53,000 They condemned him to death. Tomorrow they'll shoot him. 1177 01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:57,291 - He disobeyed orders. - Was he to kill all of us? 1178 01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:59,416 It was his duty. 1179 01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:03,750 Emotions are a wonderful thing, but you pay for them in war. 1180 01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:06,541 - What would you have done? - Would you have shot? 1181 01:31:06,750 --> 01:31:10,166 Without second thoughts. I'm a soldier, not a philanthropist. 1182 01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:15,666 You're not a philanthropist but as a soldier you can attack tonight. 1183 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:19,208 It's not possible. We are waiting for backup. 1184 01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:21,791 But the German soldiers are very few. 1185 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:25,500 It's not a matter of numbers, but of orders. 1186 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:28,750 You've conquered the town many times without orders. 1187 01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:32,166 I only take initiatives when there are no orders. 1188 01:31:32,375 --> 01:31:34,583 The order now is to wait for backup. 1189 01:31:34,791 --> 01:31:37,333 In the end, he saved your life. 1190 01:31:37,541 --> 01:31:40,166 But I saved his, too. 1191 01:31:40,375 --> 01:31:42,541 Think it over carefully before saying no. 1192 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,791 I did think it over carefully. 1193 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,000 The Germans are enemies. The Italians are enemies. 1194 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:52,000 Therefore... 1195 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:55,958 If you want to kill one another, what can I do? 1196 01:31:56,166 --> 01:31:58,875 Nothing. You are right. 1197 01:32:03,625 --> 01:32:05,875 Maybe I am wrong. 1198 01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:09,000 I'm very sorry. Believe me. 1199 01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:05,916 Sergeant! Put your men in front of the condemned man. 1200 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:11,625 - But... - In front of the condemned man. 1201 01:33:20,916 --> 01:33:22,583 Attention! 1202 01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:24,791 Left flank! 1203 01:33:25,583 --> 01:33:30,000 Forward! Step! One, two. One, two. One, two. 1204 01:33:34,291 --> 01:33:35,958 Halt! 1205 01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:38,416 Right flank. Right! 1206 01:33:59,833 --> 01:34:04,291 Sergeant, you will command the firing squad. 1207 01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:11,666 - We must shoot him? - Yes. 1208 01:34:11,875 --> 01:34:15,916 You Italians will shoot your colonel. 1209 01:34:16,875 --> 01:34:21,166 Give the order. Sergeant, give the order! 1210 01:34:28,375 --> 01:34:31,791 If you don't shoot, you will be shot! 1211 01:34:32,041 --> 01:34:33,625 Major! 1212 01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:39,125 I ask for the privilege of commanding the firing squad for me execution. 1213 01:34:46,083 --> 01:34:48,666 Go ahead, Colonel. 1214 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:54,333 Firing squad, attention! 1215 01:34:54,583 --> 01:34:56,125 Charge! 1216 01:35:00,416 --> 01:35:03,291 First row, on your knees. 1217 01:35:06,750 --> 01:35:08,916 Aim! 1218 01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:14,375 Long live Italy! Long live the King! Fire! 1219 01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:18,083 I said fire! Fire! 1220 01:35:22,875 --> 01:35:24,375 What are you doing? 1221 01:35:28,291 --> 01:35:30,291 You asked for it! 1222 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:43,583 Scoundrels! What did you do? 1223 01:35:43,791 --> 01:35:48,041 You didn't understand a thing. I did it to save you! 1224 01:35:48,791 --> 01:35:52,083 If you'd followed my order, only I would have died. 1225 01:35:52,291 --> 01:35:55,291 One colonel more or one colonel less makes no difference. 1226 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,750 In Rome there are many colonels! 1227 01:35:57,958 --> 01:36:01,250 So what have you done now? They'll shoot all of us! 1228 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:03,750 Are you happy? Here we are! 1229 01:36:03,958 --> 01:36:07,708 Company, attention! Forward! 1230 01:36:07,958 --> 01:36:10,666 This time I'll command the firing squad. 1231 01:36:10,916 --> 01:36:14,416 Major! Only one bullet is enough for me. 1232 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:17,375 Two for them, because they are idiots! 1233 01:36:17,625 --> 01:36:19,500 Silence! 1234 01:36:26,125 --> 01:36:28,125 Major! 1235 01:36:28,333 --> 01:36:31,041 I'd warned you not to give this order. 1236 01:36:31,250 --> 01:36:35,541 The village is in our hands. You're surrounded by English troops. 1237 01:36:46,958 --> 01:36:50,041 This time you got a big fright, huh? 1238 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:54,916 How can I thank you? You've saved my life twice. 1239 01:36:55,125 --> 01:36:59,833 No, no. I only did my duty. It's a military operation. 1240 01:37:00,041 --> 01:37:03,541 - I just happened to save you. - No, no, no! You're saying this 1241 01:37:03,750 --> 01:37:07,666 because you don’t' want to admit being fond of your enemy. 1242 01:37:07,875 --> 01:37:11,958 - We are no longer enemies. - I know. We respect each other. 1243 01:37:12,166 --> 01:37:17,541 Those scoundrels who wanted to kill me, are my allies. 1244 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:20,541 The Germans are no longer your allies. 1245 01:37:20,750 --> 01:37:23,000 - No? I don't understand. - He doesn't understand. 1246 01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:27,458 Today, September 8, Marshal Badoglio 1247 01:37:27,666 --> 01:37:31,708 signed the armistice with the English, French, Americans. 1248 01:37:31,916 --> 01:37:34,666 - So the war is over? - The war is over! 1249 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:41,708 Together we'll fight a war 1250 01:37:41,916 --> 01:37:45,083 against those pigs, as you call them! 1251 01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:49,000 Sergeant Major Quaglia, did you hear? 1252 01:37:49,208 --> 01:37:51,750 Order the men to take up arms again. 1253 01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:06,916 - Colonel Di Maggio. - Here I am! 1254 01:38:07,125 --> 01:38:12,958 Colonel, you know what? At your side, I'll gladly fight. 1255 01:38:13,166 --> 01:38:16,541 I'm glad to fight with you, too. 1256 01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:21,875 - I know you care so much about it. - Thank you. 1257 01:38:25,875 --> 01:38:31,083 What? I kept it as a relic, and you throw it like that? 1258 01:38:31,291 --> 01:38:34,666 I promised that if I'd arrive in time to save you, 1259 01:38:34,875 --> 01:38:36,958 I wouldn't have smoked a pipe anymore. 1260 01:38:37,166 --> 01:38:39,916 And then you say you happened to save my life! 1261 01:38:41,125 --> 01:38:43,791 We can't waste time now. 1262 01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:46,083 You and I must unite forces 1263 01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:48,958 and take over the entire area before the Germans do. 1264 01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:51,541 Okay! We will conquer it! 1265 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:55,250 Bravo! You have learned the sign of victory. 1266 01:38:57,166 --> 01:39:01,291 I wanted to ask you. Before beginning to march, may I... 1267 01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:05,666 After a half hour in front of the firing squad, 1268 01:39:05,875 --> 01:39:08,500 anyone in my place, in my shoes... 1269 01:39:08,708 --> 01:39:11,750 Is it urgent? Please. 1270 01:39:13,666 --> 01:39:16,666 - Sergeant Major Quaglia! - Yes, Colonel? 1271 01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:20,250 - Do you know where... - Yes. At the end on the left. 1272 01:39:20,458 --> 01:39:22,125 Thank you.