1
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My God, how did we end up here?

2
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I think I'm lost.

3
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No, no, I'm tracking you.
You're less than a mile away.

4
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And it's okay
to crash at your place?

5
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Of course. That'd be great.

6
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How long you staying?

7
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<i>- About a month?</i>
- A month?

8
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When you said you were
lecturing at the college,

9
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I thought
it'd be for like a day.

10
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All right.
You're good to go.

11
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You're a great dancer,
by the way.

12
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<i>Come on, it'll be fun.</i>

13
00:02:01,234 --> 00:02:02,599
You can set me up
with one of your cute friends.

14
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Yeah, that's never gonna happen.

15
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-Hi, Sarita. I'm still single.
-Hilarious.

16
00:02:07,368 --> 00:02:08,863
Why don't you take her
to one of your swingers' clubs?

17
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I would, but they have a
strict "no sisters" policy.

18
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Come on.
You gotta know somebody.

19
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My Tarot card reader
said I'm about to meet

20
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the man of my dreams.

21
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Yeah, why does a professor
of genetics believe in Tarot?

22
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Okay, a lot of academics
are spiritual.

23
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And you would know that
if you went to college.

24
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Well, Dad didn't think
my B-minus average

25
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was college material.

26
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"Why would a college want

27
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a junkie B-minus Indian,

28
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when there are so many good
A-plus Indians to choose from?"

29
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Oh, great.
Some jerk's up my ass.

30
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<i>Yeah, just pull over</i>
<i>and let them pass.</i>

31
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Yeah, there's no shoulder.
I can't pull over.

32
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I can't pull over any farther!

33
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<i>Jesus Christ!</i>

34
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Oh, my God.

35
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What the fuck?

36
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What's going on?

37
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Jesus! Get off me!

38
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Oh, my God!

39
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Let's go!

40
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Oh, my God! No!

41
00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:09,888
Oh, my God. I roll--

42
00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,091
I rolled--
I rolled down the hill!

43
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I can't get out.

44
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<i>Stay calm. We're almost there.</i>

45
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Thorny? Thorny, I smell gas!

46
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The car's on fire!

47
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<i>Sarita, get out of that car!</i>

48
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I can't!

49
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Oh, my God!

50
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Oh...

51
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Talk about a bad case of gas.

52
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Brave and funny.

53
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Just like Pedro Pasqual.

54
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Come on.

55
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Sarita, are you okay?

56
00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,598
Yeah, I'm okay.

57
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,365
You know this turkey?

58
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You mean my brother?

59
00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,238
Hmm.

60
00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:02,975
Hmm.

61
00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,543
Oh!

62
00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,377
"Who wants a mustache ride?"

63
00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,680
Now I see it.

64
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Are you okay down there?

65
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Am I okay?

66
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I just met the man of my dreams.

67
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Oh-- mm.

68
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Wow-- Oh!

69
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- Oh...
- No.

70
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No. No!

71
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That's good mud. Mm.

72
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No, no, no.

73
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Thorny!

74
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Oh, no! Oh!

75
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No.

76
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Oh, no.

77
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-Stop!
-And to think,

78
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I almost called in sick.

79
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Thank you, God.

80
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Stop!

81
00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,144
No!

82
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Uh...

83
00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,019
It just says "Farva's wedding."

84
00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:47,986
What's it supposed to say?

85
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"You are cordially invited
to the wedding

86
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of Rodney Farva
and Sarita Ramathorn."

87
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Like that's gonna
put butts in the seats.

88
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Sarita approved this?

89
00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,529
Yeah. She loves me.

90
00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,731
Right, best man?

91
00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,500
I'm not your best man!

92
00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:01,568
You know, you should
be best man, Thorny.

93
00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,035
- It'll be fun.
- You gotta do it.

94
00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:04,404
No, fuck off!

95
00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,606
And by the way,
she's not in love with you.

96
00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,306
You saved her life,
and it messed with her head.

97
00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,776
It's a psychological phenomenon.

98
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,645
It's called
<i>Putzfimmel's Syndrome.</i>

99
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,446
No, no, that would be
<i>Stockholm Syndrome.</i>

100
00:05:13,848 --> 00:05:15,279
<i>Stockholm</i> would be
if she fell in love with Farva

101
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after he took her hostage.

102
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In which case,
we'd all be in love with Farva.

103
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- Thank you, Coy.
- Here you go.

104
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Are we sure that it's not
<i>Florence Nightingale Syndrome?</i>

105
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Uh, no, that's when
a nurse falls in love

106
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-with their patient.
-Oh.

107
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It's <i>Munchausen-By-Proxy.</i>

108
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No, <i>Munchausen-By-Proxy</i>
would be if

109
00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:31,430
Farva's giving Drano
to his baby to get attention.

110
00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,798
Oh, God,
is there gonna be a baby?

111
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Baby Ram Rod?

112
00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,833
Not gonna be a baby.

113
00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,736
Oh, she'll be gorgeous.

114
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She'll have Farva's piggy nose,
but Thorny's dark mocha skin.

115
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All right, all right.

116
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We'll call her Mocha Latte.

117
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Uh, speaking of,
who wants coffee?

118
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Oh, no worries.

119
00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,580
I already ordered delivery
from Java Jesters.

120
00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,115
- Delivery? What?
- I love this rookie.

121
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And you know our orders?

122
00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,085
Yeah. Programmed them
right into the app. Uh--

123
00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,521
-Officer Farva wants cream.
-Cream!

124
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Black. Black. Black.

125
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- And... brown.
- Hey.

126
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- Wow!
- That's cool.

127
00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:04,863
If you want the Vermont taxpayer
to pay $50 for coffee.

128
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,131
-Oh, come on!
-Shut up, Rabbit.

129
00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,466
Boo. Shut up, nerd.

130
00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,567
- Oh, shut the fuck up.
- Hey.

131
00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,868
We should submit Coy

132
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,503
for Highway Patrol
Rookie of the Year.

133
00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,539
Is that a thing? How come
I wasn't nominated for that?

134
00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,609
Only the best of the best.

135
00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,145
Put your damn shoes on!
What is this? A bathhouse?

136
00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,713
Do you know what I think?

137
00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,082
I think you should
shut the fuck up, John.

138
00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,485
-What did you say to me?
-Yeah, fuck off already, John.

139
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Watch it, Farva,

140
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or I'll take you out back
and cane you.

141
00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,156
John, you don't work here
anymore,

142
00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,724
so maybe it's time
to move along.

143
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Okay. Easy, guys, okay?

144
00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,695
Retirement's hard.
It's only been nine months.

145
00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,763
Oh, that's nothing
to do with it.

146
00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,566
My toaster's broken,

147
00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,966
and I needed to toast
my Toaster Strudel.

148
00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,769
You buyin' this, Markowski?

149
00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,136
Okay, Mac,
I-I'd really appreciate it

150
00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,138
if you guys call me Captain.

151
00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,539
Okay, hang on, Markowski.
We're getting this squared away.

152
00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,740
-John?
-Mm-hmm?

153
00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,475
You need a hobby. Play golf.

154
00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,144
I hate golf.

155
00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:52,778
What about those
retirement communities

156
00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,381
where they have orgies?

157
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,346
You could be a greeter
at Walmart.

158
00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,048
Oh! How about LARPing?

159
00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:57,784
Quiet, Rookie!

160
00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,352
You should get yourself
a girlfriend.

161
00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:00,752
I have a girlfriend.
In Brattleboro.

162
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,389
Right, sure.

163
00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:03,755
Is your girlfriend
in the room with us now?

164
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,224
Okay, uh, guys.

165
00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,825
Yeah, we-- we really need
to get on with the day here.

166
00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,460
Uh, John,
it was great seeing you.

167
00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:09,862
Sorry, Todd, don't mind me.

168
00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,531
Just waiting
for my Toaster Strudel to crisp.

169
00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,467
Okay, let's get started.

170
00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,768
Montpellier sent word that
we should be on the lookout

171
00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,204
for a new drug
coming down from Canada.

172
00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,674
They are calling it
"Canadian Crystal."

173
00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,209
Canadian Crystal? What's it do?

174
00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:27,212
Make you boring and apologetic?

175
00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,915
- Canadians suck.
- Okay, thanks, Farva.

176
00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:30,949
And,

177
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,150
apparently, somebody vandalized

178
00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,620
another Moose Clock
maple syrup truck.

179
00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,921
Aw, fuck Moose Clock.

180
00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,824
Yeah, yeah!
Fuck Moose Clock. Fuck it!

181
00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,459
Ha, you know,
it's fun down here

182
00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,693
in the peanut gallery.

183
00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,963
Moose Clock. Moose Clock.
Is anybody else hearing that?

184
00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,598
I mean, it sounds
kinda dirty, doesn't it?

185
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,600
No, it's not dirty.
It's that syrup company

186
00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,736
with the really clever moose
who knows how to tell time.

187
00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,704
"It's time
for breakfast!"

188
00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,840
Speech impediments are funny.

189
00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,676
No, it just doesn't sound like
a wholesome family business.

190
00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,011
It's not even a family business.

191
00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:00,913
It's this new conglomerate
out of Atlanta

192
00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,682
that doesn't care a lick
about Vermont syrupers.

193
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,617
Yeah, it's Big Syrup, Markowski.

194
00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,186
And by the way, it's not maple,
it's corn syrup.

195
00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,255
-Ugh. Corn sucks. Fuck corn.
-Fuck corn. We don't like corn.

196
00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:11,790
-I don't put it on my pancakes.
-Nope.

197
00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,827
I don't care. Find the vandals.

198
00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,861
Arrest the vandals.
Bring the vandals to justice.

199
00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,195
Farva, it's been six weeks,

200
00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,264
where are we with
your fiancée's investigation?

201
00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,866
Nah,
nothing on the traffic cams,

202
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,969
but I do have a few leads.

203
00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,203
Don't worry, no one slams
my girl's rear bumper but me.

204
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,072
-Right, Thorndog?
-Shut the fuck up.

205
00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:30,042
Oh, hey, Old Cap,
did not get your RSVP.

206
00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,677
-You comin' to the wedding?
-Nope.

207
00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,513
You can bring
your pretend girlfriend.

208
00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,914
Well, she doesn't want
to come either.

209
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,715
Oh, strudel's ready.

210
00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:37,883
I love strudel.

211
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,018
Well, uh, Farva, I for one,

212
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,054
am very excited
about your big day.

213
00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:43,155
I don't know if you knew this,

214
00:08:43,157 --> 00:08:44,856
but I'm a pretty big
Indio-phile.

215
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,792
Yep, kind of obsessed
with the Indian culture.

216
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,693
-Mm!
-So, uh,

217
00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,194
what's on the menu,
by the way, huh?

218
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,196
Tandoori chicken?
Goat vindaloo?

219
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,831
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

220
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,399
Easy on the stereotypes,
Markowski.

221
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,503
What? I don't do stereotypes.

222
00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,505
I'm just wondering
what we're eating, you know.

223
00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,271
I mean, it's not like
we're gonna have Chinese food.

224
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,808
Look out, Indians aren't allowed
to have moo shu pork.

225
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,511
China-phobe!

226
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,711
We eat Chinese food.

227
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,112
Okay. That's enough.

228
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,214
All right. Everybody outside.

229
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,518
I have a surprise for you.

230
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,952
Mm! Wow. Delicious.

231
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,253
Good coffee. Good coffee.

232
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,390
I mean, he ordered it on an app.

233
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,257
Maybe you should have done that
when you were a rookie.

234
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,593
Apps didn't exist back then.

235
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,361
Well, excuses are like assholes,
Rabbit.

236
00:09:22,363 --> 00:09:24,030
- Everyone smells one.
- Oh!

237
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,065
By the way, guys,
I started growing my mustache.

238
00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:28,601
Hold on, Rook. I'll tell you
when you can grow a mustache.

239
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,068
Until then you should wear
a strap-on.

240
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,269
Strap-on...

241
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,671
Okay, gentlemen,

242
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:36,074
uh, I know I talk a lot
about modernizing

243
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:40,747
and the future of policing,
so I give to you...

244
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,583
Whoa!

245
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,753
-All right!
-Nice.

246
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,054
- Hot dog!
- That is a sharp car.

247
00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,623
Our first electric patrol car.

248
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,125
Boo! What?

249
00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:54,861
Electric?

250
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:55,794
- Electricity sucks!
- Fossil fuels.

251
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,629
Fuck electricity. Boo!

252
00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:00,866
No, it's part of
Vermont's new green initiative.

253
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:04,970
They call this beauty
<i>Le Sportif Electrique.</i>

254
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,840
<i>Sportif Electrique?</i>
What does that even mean?

255
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,209
What? It's a new Canadian EV.

256
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,378
Tkachuk Motors is trying
to break into the market,

257
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,846
so we got a great deal.

258
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,783
Ugh. A Canadian electric car?

259
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,452
It looks weak.

260
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,753
Give me a good old-fashioned
American gas car any day.

261
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,022
No, no, no.
This is a great opportunity

262
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,124
for us to be energy sustainable.

263
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,226
Enough with the
New Age bullshit, Markowski.

264
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,295
Okay. I knew
this was gonna happen.

265
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,764
I knew that you guys were
gonna push back

266
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:33,932
against the future,

267
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,001
so I brought
a few things for you.

268
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,003
No, no, please. No more books.
Please, no more books.

269
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,772
Carl. This is for you.

270
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:40,772
I think
you're really gonna enjoy it.

271
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,442
It...

272
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,776
It moved the heck out of me.
<i>The Power of Now.</i>

273
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,846
Are you saying
the power of meow?

274
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,181
-No, it's <i>The Power of Now.</i>
-You're saying meow, right?

275
00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:50,850
No, now.

276
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:55,120
And for you, Thorny,
Salman Rushdie.

277
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,022
<i>Shalimar the Clown.</i>

278
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,890
I'm sure
you're familiar with his work.

279
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,627
Why is that now?

280
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,726
Well, because you people
stick together,

281
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,029
right, Markowski?

282
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,329
- Wow.
- Mm. Keeps on going.

283
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,163
No, because he's a great writer.

284
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,298
Can you believe
this fucking guy?

285
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,866
I cannot.

286
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,803
And for you, Mac.

287
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,441
<i>New Age Thinking For...</i>

288
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,875
You saying I'm dumb?

289
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,010
No, don't worry about the title.

290
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,812
This was an important first step
for me.

291
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,947
I'm not dumb. You're dumb.

292
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,748
No, it's just
showing the differences

293
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,817
between auras and chakras.

294
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,520
-Things like that.
-You're dumb.

295
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,889
Okay.

296
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,424
Oh, come on, you guys.
This thing is t-u-f-f.

297
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,758
Cap, give me the manual.

298
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,260
Let me take the charge
on this bad boy.

299
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,296
All right, well, good luck.
Hope you like French.

300
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,231
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.

301
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:40,198
That's French-ism, buddy.

302
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,967
No, the manual is in French.

303
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,802
-Do you like anybody?
-He hates the French!

304
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,303
<i>-Sacré bleu.</i>
-Enough, enough.

305
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,339
Back to business. Let's go.

306
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,841
Are you guys gonna look at it?
Ugh...

307
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,477
Is it gonna shock me
if I touch it?

308
00:11:51,479 --> 00:11:52,445
You missed a spot.

309
00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,447
You missed a spot.

310
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:56,348
You missed a spot.
No, no, you missed a spot.

311
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,183
You missed a spot.
I got dirt in my pocket.

312
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,086
He doesn't know.

313
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,853
Thorny, I think it'd be
a real nice gesture

314
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,189
if you would--

315
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,256
agree to be Farva's best man.

316
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,627
Okay, let me try,
let me try, let me try.

317
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,128
The decent thing to do
would be for you to accept

318
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,764
Farva's offer
to be his best man.

319
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,034
Fuck, you're right,
it can't be done.

320
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,836
I'd rather put my dick
in a mouse trap

321
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,706
than be Farva's best man.

322
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,806
That's a great idea
for a bachelor party gift.

323
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,074
Mouse traps
to put your dicks in.

324
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,744
Right?

325
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:25,844
Ooh! What if we all have
matching gym shorts?

326
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,815
Oh. That's me.

327
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,116
Hi, guys.

328
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,350
-Hey, Urs.
-Hey, Urs.

329
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,019
Sup, Charlie's Angel?

330
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,420
-Hey. Hey...
-Hey.

331
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,023
Um-- Yeah. Oh. Oh--

332
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,959
Sorry. I don't know
how this whole

333
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,061
conscious uncoupling thing
is supposed to work.

334
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,830
Well, you left some stuff
at the house, so.

335
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,931
Oh, you didn't have to come
all the way out for that.

336
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,299
I'm just glad
we're handling this

337
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,900
in a mature and adult way.

338
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,503
Hey, Billy!

339
00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,270
Right. I asked you
if you wanted to buy

340
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,306
a house together
and you ran away.

341
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,274
I wouldn't necessarily
characterize it that way.

342
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,144
I'm good. I'm good.

343
00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:00,312
You enjoy hanging with the guys,
you know, making dick jokes.

344
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,846
We don't do that.

345
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,381
But good luck
finding a mouse trap

346
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,983
big enough for this dick!

347
00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,320
Ha, ha, ha.
That's hysterical.

348
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:10,155
Go Thorny. Go Thorny.

349
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,389
-Go Thorny.
-I'll see you around

350
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,525
the gun range.

351
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,527
Don't worry, Billy.

352
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:15,928
This doesn't mean
that Mommy and Daddy

353
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,264
love you any less.

354
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,102
All right.
Time to show the rookie

355
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,238
-how the sausage is made.
-Ooh.

356
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,340
This is The Box.

357
00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:30,408
Every prank we have ever pulled.

358
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,277
I'm sure you heard all about it
at the academy.

359
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,812
Can't say that I have.

360
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,080
Ooh.

361
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,249
What is "Gassenger Window"?

362
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,286
So, you get all the passengers
to roll their windows down

363
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,056
and then you get points

364
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,757
if you can fart in each window.

365
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,492
Bonus points if they start
blaming each other.

366
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,226
-Which they always do.
-Which they always do.

367
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,996
Nice. Yeah, that's really funny.

368
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,098
I-I think I saw that on TikTok.

369
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,000
See? This is why we hate China.

370
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,237
They're always stealing our IP.

371
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,007
Mind if we 69?

372
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,242
With your new
battery-powered device?

373
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,079
Not interested.

374
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,013
Hey. I had to wait
nine months

375
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,582
before I got to see
that prank box.

376
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:12,050
-This rookie is advanced.
-Oh!

377
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,386
I've actually been workin' on
a new pullover game called,

378
00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:16,187
"Here's The Dildo."

379
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,188
Sounds intrusive.

380
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,591
Basically, you're saying,

381
00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,059
"Here's the deal, though"
to the driver.

382
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,029
But instead you say,
"Here's the dildo,"

383
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,965
because they kind of
sound the same.

384
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,133
It's pretty good.

385
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,201
Yeah, that one
actually sounds funny.

386
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,337
"Here's the dildo.
Here's the dildo."

387
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,339
Yeah, I've definitely not seen
that one on TikTok.

388
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,575
Thank you, Rookie of the Year.

389
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:39,244
All right,
our babysitting shift is over.

390
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,013
Go hang out with those guys.

391
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,081
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rook.
You can't use the door.

392
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,216
The ground is lava. Hot lava.

393
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,890
All right, rookie.

394
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,991
Oh, look at you.

395
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,225
Ooh, I don't know.

396
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,895
You got it.

397
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:56,829
No, you've got it, Rookie.

398
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,597
Boy, you are limber.

399
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:00,267
Nice twist.

400
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,434
Yeah, impressive.

401
00:15:01,436 --> 00:15:03,001
B-minus.

402
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,373
Whoa.

403
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,641
Oh, great.

404
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:10,175
It's the Buchanan Boys.

405
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,309
Well, well, well.

406
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,478
If it isn't the old timers

407
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,013
passing the torch
to the new generation.

408
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,016
Coy. This is Steve
and Baker Buchanan.

409
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,585
They're weed dealers.

410
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:20,619
Not anymore.

411
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,087
Yeah, we used to be.

412
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,155
We got out the business
when it went legal.

413
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,624
Too many tax and regs.
Right, Steve?

414
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:28,326
Yeah, Baker.
Government can suck my D.

415
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,563
Never been much for
following the laws, huh, boys?

416
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,665
Actually, we have
a totally legit business.

417
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,333
We repurposed the farm,
and we're hosting events now.

418
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,471
<i>Bar mitzvahs.</i>
<i>Bat mitzvahs. Quinceañeras.</i>

419
00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:41,005
Oh, yeah. Hey, Thorny,
congratulations, man.

420
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,876
We're super excited to host
your hot sister's wedding.

421
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,111
To Rod Farva.

422
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,214
Son of a bitch.

423
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,949
A guest list
full of Indians and cops.

424
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,051
I guess we're gonna have to
stock up on mustache combs.

425
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,787
Oh, shit.

426
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,254
You know,
I miss when weed was illegal.

427
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,156
So we could bust your asses.

428
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,058
Bust us?

429
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,560
What makes you think
you could still catch us,

430
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,094
old fella?

431
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,497
Oh, you don't think
I could catch you?

432
00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:06,097
Not even if we were on foot.

433
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,135
Don't-- don't take the bait.
Don't-- don't take the bait.

434
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,537
Oh, I guess
we're taking the bait.

435
00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:20,079
Whoa...

436
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,113
Whoo! Let's go!

437
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,256
Uh, maybe not the best time
to ask, but I was wondering

438
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,758
if I could crash
at your place for a while?

439
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,693
There's plenty of
comfy jail cells in the station.

440
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:35,994
You can crash there.

441
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,463
Come on. We'll be like

442
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:39,297
Ryan Gosling
and Justin Timberlake.

443
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,400
Did you know
they were roommates?

444
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,033
No, I didn't know
they were fucking roommates.

445
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,774
Whoa!

446
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,141
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

447
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,446
Here I come, Baker.
I got you now.

448
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,518
That's all right. I got it.

449
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,886
Whoa, I guess we'll go

450
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,854
-off the road then. Okay.
-There we go.

451
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,258
What's up, assholes?

452
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,095
What's up, chode?

453
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,930
Shut the fuck up.
I'm talking to him.

454
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,599
You're caught.

455
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,166
Whoo! Suck it!

456
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:18,505
Whoo!

457
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,106
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

458
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,479
Go, go, go, go, go.

459
00:17:26,481 --> 00:17:29,180
Cut across! Cut across!

460
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,749
<i>Tokyo Drift,</i> motherfucker!

461
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,062
Holy shit. You're so hot dude.

462
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,443
Suck my brother's dick!

463
00:17:57,445 --> 00:17:58,544
You know they're gonna
try to get away

464
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,245
by jumping Duck Neck Creek.

465
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,048
Uh-huh.

466
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,782
But we're not gonna jump
Duck Neck Creek, right?

467
00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,385
Why not? I've done it before.

468
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:06,619
When? I feel like
I would have heard about that.

469
00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:07,653
High school.

470
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,256
Oh, last century.

471
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,358
You know, you could get out
any time you want.

472
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,191
It's just that I'm single now,
and I kinda need all my teeth.

473
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,930
-Oh, shit, dude.
-Oh, here it comes.

474
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,338
-Oh...
-Yee-haw!

475
00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:35,781
Whoo!

476
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,248
Damn it!

477
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,520
God!

478
00:18:40,688 --> 00:18:42,655
Shit!

479
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,122
Shit, shit, shit.

480
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,592
What happened?

481
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,060
Weren't going fast enough.
We were never gonna make it.

482
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,362
Is it possible we're no longer
the cool guys in our own story?

483
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,765
Not a fucking chance.

484
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:01,207
Whoa. Easy, easy. Whoa.

485
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,843
Farva texted me
his list of demands

486
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:06,277
for the bachelor party.

487
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,646
"Strip clubs, bum fights,

488
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,148
Russian roulette,
dinner at McDonald's."

489
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,551
Sounds like Farva's
found himself a new best man.

490
00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:16,555
"Forward this list to Thorny.
He blocked my number."

491
00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:18,924
Hey, I can help you plan
the bachelor party if you want.

492
00:19:18,926 --> 00:19:20,594
What are you thinking, Vegas?

493
00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,061
Okay, settle down.
I'll take care of it.

494
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,431
No, seriously. I've planned
tons of bachelor parties.

495
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,566
For my one buddy,
we did a stripper escape room.

496
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,366
A-And then for another,
we did a stripper crawfish boil.

497
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,069
Okay, okay.

498
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,402
It doesn't matter.
It's not gonna happen.

499
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,638
It's never gonna happen.

500
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,307
Hello?

501
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,276
Can I go?

502
00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:38,744
No. We're trying to teach
our rookie about pullovers.

503
00:19:38,746 --> 00:19:40,879
So, here's my offer,
speed demon.

504
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:44,650
You beat my rook
in a foot race, no ticket.

505
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:47,285
He beats you, big ticket.

506
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,921
Wait, what?

507
00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:50,656
But I am wearing
crocodile loafers.

508
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:52,825
Well, they're very fast animals,
so you should do great.

509
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,660
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm the cop here.

510
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:55,861
Shouldn't he be
the only one running?

511
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:56,829
Can't race himself.

512
00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,396
Rookie, you lose to this guy,

513
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,199
you'll be cleaning
Farva's toilet for a month.

514
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,702
Jesus.

515
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,235
To the bend and back.
One, two, three. Go!

516
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:10,643
<i>Hi, Boopy!</i>

517
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,511
Mom. Dad. How are ya?

518
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:14,680
Dr. and Dr. Ramathorn, hey.
It's Robbie.

519
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:17,750
Hi, Robbie! We're on our way up
for the big wedding.

520
00:20:17,752 --> 00:20:19,652
No, no, no. You have to
talk Sarita out of this.

521
00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:22,320
<i>Absolutely not. It's</i>
<i>time for her to get married.</i>

522
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,490
And I've never seen her
so in love.

523
00:20:24,492 --> 00:20:25,691
No. She just thinks
she's in love.

524
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:27,526
It's called
<i>Putzfimmel's Syndrome.</i>

525
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:29,528
That's not <i>Putzfimmel.</i>

526
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,897
If anything,
it's <i>White Knight Syndrome.</i>

527
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,232
<i>White Knight?</i>
I was thinking <i>Havana Syndrome.</i>

528
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,502
Enough of this
"syndrome bindo" nonsense.

529
00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:38,470
Sarita has a good head
on her shoulders.

530
00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,606
She's a bloody geneticist,
for Christ's sake.

531
00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:42,841
Well, that's good
'cause Farva's a mutant.

532
00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:45,410
Rabbit, tell my parents
what a nightmare Farva is.

533
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,247
Honestly, deep down,

534
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,013
I think
he's just a scared little boy.

535
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,380
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

536
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,916
Dad, help me out here.

537
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,985
Boopy, I get it.

538
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,319
Would I prefer it if Rodney
were Hindu or even Indian?

539
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,924
Yes. But I want to give the boy
a chance to earn my respect.

540
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,360
That's never gonna happen, Dad.
I know you. You're old school.

541
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,663
You're not behaving well, Boopy.

542
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:05,931
And what is this I hear about

543
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,900
your refusing
to be Rodney's best man?

544
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,468
Well, it's 'cause
I'm slammed at work.

545
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:12,270
See, someone's been
vandalizing maple syrup trucks

546
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,372
<i>and then there's this</i>
<i>whole Canadian drug--</i>

547
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,741
Arcot Ramathorn.

548
00:21:15,743 --> 00:21:19,277
You will support Sarita
and be best man. That's it!

549
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,381
We love you, Boopy!

550
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:25,349
So, I'll just, uh, send you
this list, Boopy?

551
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,685
Not gonna happen.

552
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:28,454
Never gonna happen.

553
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:30,889
Who won?

554
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:33,326
-Me!
-No way! I did.

555
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,426
I was distracted. I...

556
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,029
Guess we'll have to
run it again.

557
00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:38,897
Aw, come on. Can we at least
get a little rest?

558
00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:42,333
Coy. The law never rests.
One, two, three. Go!

559
00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,542
So, you want me
to die alone like you?

560
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,945
No. But do you really wanna
spend the rest of your life

561
00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:54,513
with a guy who Dutch ovens you?

562
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:55,914
How do you know
he Dutch ovens me?

563
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,583
-He tells everyone.
-Well, you know what?

564
00:21:57,585 --> 00:21:58,917
That's what I love about him,
okay?

565
00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:00,384
He doesn't care
what people think.

566
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,087
- Who wants cream?
- I do!

567
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:04,089
Come get your cream, girl.

568
00:22:04,091 --> 00:22:06,125
Why can't you stay at his house?

569
00:22:06,193 --> 00:22:07,159
His parents are strict Quakers.

570
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,395
They won't allow it.

571
00:22:08,562 --> 00:22:10,597
He doesn't have parents.
He's a test tube baby.

572
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:11,997
He can be a test tube baby
and still be a Quaker.

573
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,566
I don't even know what the fuck
we're talking about.

574
00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:16,635
I'm marrying him, okay?

575
00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,402
So, you better get used to it,
Thorny.

576
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,403
I won't, Thorny.

577
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,539
Ugh.

578
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,275
Here I come, babe!

579
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,009
Your tuna can
is about to get StarKist.

580
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:27,012
Yeah! I like extra celery
in my tuna!

581
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,047
Oh yeah. Oh!

582
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,417
Oh, tickle me
with that feather.

583
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,930
<i>- ♪ Swing low ♪</i>
- Ow! Ow! Oh--

584
00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:45,964
Thorny!

585
00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:48,399
- Farva. Farva!
- Oh, Ramathorn.

586
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:50,536
- Farva! Farva!
- Ramathorn.

587
00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:53,038
- Ramathorn, Ramathorn.
- Now lick my Oreo!

588
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,940
Oh, yeah, Ramathorn.

589
00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:58,544
<i>♪ Sweet chariot ♪</i>

590
00:22:58,546 --> 00:23:02,948
<i>♪ Coming forth</i>
<i>To carry me home ♪</i>

591
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:05,784
<i>- ♪ I looked over Jordan ♪</i>
- Thorny.

592
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:08,787
<i>- ♪ And what did I see? ♪</i>
- Thorny.

593
00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:11,089
-Thorny, I'm over here.
<i>-♪ Coming forth to carry me ♪</i>

594
00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:13,426
<i>-♪ Home ♪</i>
-Thorny!

595
00:23:13,928 --> 00:23:14,927
Thorny, Thorny, Thorny, Thorny!
Thorny, Thorny, Thorny, Thorny!

596
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,396
That's my shirt.

597
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,866
It's a good sex shirt.
Oh, dude.

598
00:23:20,868 --> 00:23:23,468
You gotta shellac that door.
Gave me splinters.

599
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,837
Although, I did just throw

600
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,471
a new coat of varnish
on it for ya.

601
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,106
Oh, no I didn't.

602
00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:30,142
Got any beer?

603
00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,511
Bupty, bupty, boo...

604
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,248
Thorny's fridge.

605
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:37,149
-No.
-A lot of Uncrustables in here.

606
00:23:37,151 --> 00:23:38,517
Here you go. Found it!

607
00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:40,185
My last one!

608
00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:41,753
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna drink it.

609
00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:45,423
I gots the Indian burn.

610
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,825
Come on!

611
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:47,860
Whew. Soothing.

612
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:50,495
Oh, there's the door.

613
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,898
You ever get
Indian burn? I bet you have.

614
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,901
Oh, my God. It's cold.

615
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:56,969
You Rod Farva?

616
00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:57,903
No.

617
00:23:57,905 --> 00:23:59,471
I got a Postmates delivery

618
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:02,509
of 12 short and wide condoms
for Rod Farva.

619
00:24:02,977 --> 00:24:04,743
Come on. Only 12?

620
00:24:04,745 --> 00:24:08,248
Eh. I guess it'll have to do.
Tip the tall kid, Thorny.

621
00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,850
Oh.

622
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,951
By the way, I am super excited
to meet your parents tomorrow.

623
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,786
Huh?
I think they're gonna love me.

624
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,188
Hey, honey!
I got the short and wides!

625
00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:17,856
Ooh, let's move
to Thorny's room.

626
00:24:17,858 --> 00:24:20,158
I'm gonna stop this wedding...

627
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,195
and I just figured out how.

628
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,865
Huh.

629
00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,567
What am I missing?

630
00:24:28,569 --> 00:24:30,437
Don't get it.

631
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:32,604
How much do you weigh?

632
00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:34,506
170.

633
00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:36,710
Huh. Right, okay.

634
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,912
See, I figured out
what the problem is.

635
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,381
You're too heavy.

636
00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:42,781
I can't do this
with you in the car.

637
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,551
Do what?

638
00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:48,720
No. No.
You're not jumping a creek.

639
00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:50,889
Markowski. You don't understand.

640
00:24:50,891 --> 00:24:52,726
The Buchanan Brothers

641
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,493
jumped Duck Neck Creek,
so now I have to.

642
00:24:54,495 --> 00:24:55,961
That creek is taunting me.

643
00:24:55,963 --> 00:24:59,131
You're not using a state vehicle
to catch your white whale.

644
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,800
My what?

645
00:25:01,035 --> 00:25:02,701
White whale.
It's a <i>Moby Dick</i> reference.

646
00:25:02,703 --> 00:25:04,603
It's Melville. White whale.

647
00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:06,872
Todd. Stop reasoning with 'em.

648
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:09,741
You gotta treat Mac
like a shitty house pet.

649
00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:12,010
When he craps on the carpet,
you whack him on the nose

650
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,745
good and hard,
or he'll do it again.

651
00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:16,548
Easy, Old Cap, you don't have to
give Markowski any tips.

652
00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:18,017
Womack.

653
00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:20,652
If you try to jump a patrol car
over Duck Neck Creek,

654
00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:22,989
I'll feed ya
to the fucking bears!

655
00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:24,958
Something like that.

656
00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,627
You see, it's kinda toothless
now that you're retired.

657
00:25:27,928 --> 00:25:29,528
John, I-I appreciate the help,
but I-I can handle him.

658
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,030
Your funeral.

659
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:34,099
So, um, you guys got any coffee
around here?

660
00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,101
Oh, yeah.
Got a delivery on the way.

661
00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:38,837
Actually, I have <i>café au laits</i>
with steamed oat milk,

662
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,872
peppermint swizzle sticks,
and biscotti.

663
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,741
What is this? Italian Christmas?

664
00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,576
Rabbit, everybody knows
coffee tastes better

665
00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:45,877
when you order it
from somewhere else.

666
00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:49,081
Oh. Why don't you make yourself
useful and get that?

667
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,817
Fine!

668
00:25:51,819 --> 00:25:53,885
Well, thank you
for swinging by, John,

669
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,988
but we gotta get going here.

670
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:58,690
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll go. I'll go.

671
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,826
Oh, Todd. Tell me, uh,

672
00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:02,961
what's happening with the case
on Thorny's sister?

673
00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:05,597
Oh, uh, no new info
on the guy who did it.

674
00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:07,132
The guy? Oh, so it couldn't
have been a woman?

675
00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:09,267
Person. I mea-- I meant person.
You know what I meant.

676
00:26:09,269 --> 00:26:10,937
No, no, no. We get it.

677
00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:12,005
You think women
shouldn't be allowed to drive.

678
00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:13,673
-They can't commit crimes.
-No. That's not--

679
00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:14,706
Stop.
That's not what I said.

680
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,807
-Sexist!
-Not sexist.

681
00:26:15,809 --> 00:26:17,477
- Sexism.
- No. No.

682
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,045
Markowski thinks women
shouldn't wear pants.

683
00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:20,946
-Okay, we're not doing that.
-Women can be criminals.

684
00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:22,615
-You ever see <i>Ocean's 8?</i>
-Enough!

685
00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:26,251
Farva, can you check
the traffic cams again?

686
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,753
I already checked 'em, Old Cap.

687
00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:29,721
Well, do it again!
That's an order.

688
00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:31,457
A what?

689
00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:35,927
I know. I know.

690
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,329
I need a hobby.

691
00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:38,830
No. You need a girlfriend.

692
00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:40,599
I have a girlfriend.

693
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,234
- Brattleboro.
- Okay. Mm.

694
00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:44,437
Where you goin', Old Cap?

695
00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:45,804
Well, someone has to tidy up
that fucking basement!

696
00:26:45,806 --> 00:26:48,240
Oh-- Thank you.

697
00:26:48,242 --> 00:26:50,443
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

698
00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:52,878
Oh, God, I think he's gonna
put a bed down there.

699
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,713
All right, Farva,
you heard the man.

700
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:55,647
Check the traffic cams again.

701
00:26:55,649 --> 00:26:57,616
You know,
I'd be making more progress

702
00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:59,017
if it wasn't for this wedding.

703
00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:01,153
Sarita's off
lecturing college dorks,

704
00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:02,320
and I'm in charge of everything.

705
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:04,823
The menu, the flowers,
the cake tasting.

706
00:27:04,825 --> 00:27:06,992
Oh, what do you guys think
about red velvet? Hmm?

707
00:27:06,994 --> 00:27:08,260
I kinda like that cake.

708
00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:09,961
Makes me wanna
rub it in my thighs.

709
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,264
Interesting choice,
crab cake. Hm?

710
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,765
You wouldn't think of it
as a dessert,

711
00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:14,966
but you can make it sweet,
put sugar on it.

712
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,735
It'd be sweet, salty, and fishy.

713
00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:17,803
Okay.

714
00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:19,704
Then there's bundt cake. Bundt.

715
00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,206
It's got a D in it.
Did you know that?

716
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,242
You'd think it was silent,
but it's not. Bun-ta-duh-t.

717
00:27:24,244 --> 00:27:27,279
Farva. I've been doing
a lot of thinking.

718
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:30,715
And I've decided
to be your best man.

719
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:31,683
Really?

720
00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:32,984
What about dick in a mouse trap?

721
00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:35,821
A mousetrap is for mice.
Not for dicks.

722
00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:37,055
Plus, it's my sister's wedding.

723
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,057
So, goddamn it,
it's the right thing to do.

724
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:41,126
I knew you'd come around.

725
00:27:41,128 --> 00:27:43,328
Special guy.
Give me this. Come on.

726
00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,664
Oh, my God.
You're soft, but firm.

727
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,933
You're like a hot dog
stuffed with salt water taffy.

728
00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,768
You know what?
I'm gonna go tell Sarita.

729
00:27:51,972 --> 00:27:53,271
-Oh!
-Nerd!

730
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:54,873
Damn it!

731
00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,975
Oh, so now you wanna be
his best man?

732
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:59,111
What? Have you been smoking
some of that Canadian Crystal?

733
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,012
Seriously. What's your angle?

734
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,081
Tell me the shim-sham,
oh Brown One.

735
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:05,083
Last night,
after Farva and Sarita

736
00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:08,053
had sex against my door,
and he took my last beer

737
00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:10,088
to soothe
his Indian-burned taint...

738
00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:11,289
I'm already lost.

739
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,391
...I had an epiphany.

740
00:28:13,393 --> 00:28:15,694
My father is a conservative guy.

741
00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:17,896
If he saw Farva
in all his glory,

742
00:28:17,898 --> 00:28:21,000
he'd call this wedding off
lickety-split.

743
00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:23,436
So, I'm gonna use my power
as best man

744
00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:27,440
to give him
the full Farva experience.

745
00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:32,277
I'm calling my plan:
Operation Indian Burn.

746
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:35,814
Ooh...

747
00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:40,919
Arcot, thank you for arranging
this beautiful meeting.

748
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:41,987
Of course.

749
00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:44,022
And for being Rodney's best man.

750
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,724
You know how much
it means to him.

751
00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:48,793
Though I'm not sure this
is his kind of place, you know?

752
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,362
Are you kidding?
I think it's a place

753
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:54,133
that'll really let Farva
be Farva.

754
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,001
Good afternoon.

755
00:28:56,003 --> 00:28:57,503
Sorry I'm late.

756
00:28:57,505 --> 00:29:00,372
Oh, my God.
Babe, you clean up great!

757
00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:02,475
Well, Thorny did say
it was high tea.

758
00:29:02,477 --> 00:29:05,277
Although, I did not know
if I had to get high first.

759
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:07,179
I'm just kidding.

760
00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:10,282
I'm not a druggie
like this tweaker.

761
00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:12,050
Ram Rod!

762
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,987
Mom, Dad.

763
00:29:14,321 --> 00:29:15,921
- This is Farva.
- Oh.

764
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,089
Please, call me Rodney.

765
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,592
Oh, my.

766
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,993
You could be Sarita's daughter.

767
00:29:21,995 --> 00:29:24,396
- Oh, stop it.
- Ah.

768
00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:26,998
And Dr. Mukundan,
it is a pleasure.

769
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,266
I've heard tell
of your brilliance.

770
00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,267
Heard what?

771
00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:30,402
"Tell," Arcot.

772
00:29:30,404 --> 00:29:31,870
They say it on my favorite show,

773
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:32,971
<i>Game o' Thrones.</i>

774
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:34,473
<i>Game of Thrones!</i>
We love that show.

775
00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:36,041
We watch it on the HBO.

776
00:29:36,043 --> 00:29:38,843
"On the HBO."

777
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:42,814
I brought a gift.

778
00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:44,282
- Oh, my goodness.
- What? Aw.

779
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,384
-How sweet.
-I wrapped it myself.

780
00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:49,187
I used to work at Macy's.

781
00:29:49,189 --> 00:29:50,288
<i>Gandhi.</i>

782
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,122
It's my favorite film.

783
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,358
Oh, please. You've seen <i>Gandhi?</i>

784
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,894
I have. I watched it recently.
On my watch.

785
00:29:55,896 --> 00:29:58,230
You know, Dad thinks he looks
like Sir Ben Kingsley.

786
00:29:58,232 --> 00:30:00,133
Well, I don't know about that.

787
00:30:00,468 --> 00:30:02,535
He wishes. Ben Kingsley.
He puts the "hot" in Mahatma.

788
00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:03,902
I hear they're making a sequel.

789
00:30:03,904 --> 00:30:05,837
How? He dies in the end!

790
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,673
Spoiler alert.

791
00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:10,141
They're calling it
<i>Gandhi Two: Electric Vindaloo.</i>

792
00:30:11,446 --> 00:30:12,911
He is hilarious.

793
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:15,847
Speaking of Gandhi,
I'm starving.

794
00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:18,451
Sorry, Rod, they don't serve
the McRib here.

795
00:30:18,453 --> 00:30:21,120
Oh, good one.
Uh, waitress.

796
00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,154
Hi.

797
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,957
We will have, uh, a tray
of cucumber sandwiches

798
00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:29,194
with herb labneh spread,
and how about a tower of scones

799
00:30:29,196 --> 00:30:31,263
with lemon curd and marmalade.

800
00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:32,498
And your choice of tea?

801
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,865
Darjeeling, of course.

802
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,000
Excellent choice, sir.

803
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,334
Oh, my God. Rodney,

804
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,537
I had no idea you knew
so much about high tea.

805
00:30:38,539 --> 00:30:40,573
Well, don't tell anyone,
they might think I have low T.

806
00:30:40,575 --> 00:30:42,407
We all know you got that wide D.

807
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,542
Oh, no, you didn't.

808
00:30:43,544 --> 00:30:45,312
Yes, I did.

809
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,878
What's "wide D"?

810
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,046
No-- Nothing. Never mind.

811
00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:49,147
You know what wide D is, right?

812
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,750
-No.
-Oh.

813
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,117
Look at that.
Good service here, huh?

814
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:54,052
Oh. Do you wanna pour?

815
00:30:54,054 --> 00:30:55,554
As a matter of fact, I do.

816
00:30:55,556 --> 00:30:57,088
- Oh.
- Mehta,

817
00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:59,525
may I tea you up?

818
00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:01,426
He's such a gentleman.

819
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:03,228
Just call me Mr. T.

820
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:05,198
Because I pity
the fool

821
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:06,097
who doesn't like tea.

822
00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:08,467
It's Mr. T pouring the tea!

823
00:31:10,003 --> 00:31:11,870
I wonder if they have
any white tea here.

824
00:31:11,872 --> 00:31:14,005
Oh wait, that's me! Whitey!

825
00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:17,208
We do like racial humor.

826
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,277
Who doesn't?

827
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:21,112
Bottoms up! Cheers, everyone.

828
00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:23,049
Cheers.

829
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,016
Hey, pinky boner. Pinky boner.
It's classy. Pinky boner.

830
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:25,917
Pinky boner. Do the pinky boner.

831
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,653
Stop kicking me.

832
00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:28,153
-Suck my pinky boner.
-Cut the shit!

833
00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:29,455
Stop kicking me!

834
00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:30,456
Pinky boner.

835
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:32,290
<i>Ramathorn.</i>

836
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:34,527
<i>We've got another</i>
<i>vandalized Moose Clock truck.</i>

837
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:37,262
Wow, that's several
syrup supplies sabotaged.

838
00:31:37,264 --> 00:31:39,264
Try saying that
ten times fast, right?

839
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,633
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

840
00:31:40,635 --> 00:31:42,033
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

841
00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:43,134
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

842
00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:44,235
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

843
00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:45,471
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

844
00:31:45,473 --> 00:31:46,672
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

845
00:31:46,674 --> 00:31:48,342
Several syrup supplies...

846
00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:49,407
...sabotaged. Several syrup
supplies sabotaged.

847
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,076
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

848
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,511
Several syrup supplies
sabotaged.

849
00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:55,982
Thank you, tearoom.

850
00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:57,783
- Thank you, tearoom.
- Nicely done.

851
00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,084
In the back, thank you.

852
00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:00,820
I gotta go.

853
00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:01,920
Ramathorn,
are you with your parents?

854
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,055
Yeah, they're right here.

855
00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:04,957
<i>Uh, Dr. and Dr. Ramathorn.</i>

856
00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:06,692
Can-- can I just tell you how
excited I am for the wedding?

857
00:32:06,694 --> 00:32:09,060
Yeah, I'm a huge fan
of your culture.

858
00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:10,930
<i>-Just the focus on community...</i>
-Ugh.

859
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,798
-Small brown-noser. No offense.
<i>-...and I studied...</i>

860
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:13,966
<i>- ...Hinduism a little bit.</i>
- Um, I'm-- I'm...

861
00:32:14,201 --> 00:32:14,533
...I'm coming. I'm coming.

862
00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:18,069
Yeah, send me the address
and I'll be on my way.

863
00:32:19,373 --> 00:32:21,640
A bull in a china shop.

864
00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:24,543
He's "might-tea" clumsy!

865
00:32:24,545 --> 00:32:25,944
Oh!

866
00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:27,446
Good one, Dad.
Can I call you Dad?

867
00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:29,914
Of course you can!

868
00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:33,019
Okay, Farva. Game on!

869
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:38,591
Yeah, he had a gift.
His hair was parted.

870
00:32:38,593 --> 00:32:39,991
He was in a seersucker suit.

871
00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,326
A seersucker suit.

872
00:32:41,328 --> 00:32:42,661
He was one step ahead.

873
00:32:42,663 --> 00:32:44,329
Fuck Big Syrup!

874
00:32:44,331 --> 00:32:46,032
I know!

875
00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:48,233
Driver came out a rest stop,
and the truck was gone.

876
00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:49,234
Turned up here later,
all shot up.

877
00:32:57,445 --> 00:33:00,479
Nice, Rookie, I'm impressed.

878
00:33:00,481 --> 00:33:02,280
Might have to steal you
for our station.

879
00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:05,016
Hey, thanks. Yeah,
it's the cone-flip challenge.

880
00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:06,452
Just one
of the many useful skills

881
00:33:06,454 --> 00:33:08,454
my generation has to offer.

882
00:33:08,456 --> 00:33:10,088
Hey, your rookie's funny.

883
00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:12,090
Kiss-ass.

884
00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:13,759
Man. Ursula looks really good.

885
00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:16,127
I think she's handling
this breakup very well.

886
00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,362
Yeah, and I'm happy for her.

887
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:18,564
Fuck Moose Clock!

888
00:33:18,566 --> 00:33:20,733
Thank you.
Whole town's a suspect.

889
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:22,436
I have a theory.

890
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,271
You guys remember
when grass became legal,

891
00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:25,738
and all the Big Weed companies
moved in?

892
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,374
- Yeah.
- Who did we bust

893
00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:28,674
for vandalizing
all those dispensaries?

894
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,375
Graffiti. Smashed windows.

895
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:32,043
Bullets.

896
00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:34,480
Buchanan brothers. Big Weed
put them out of business.

897
00:33:34,482 --> 00:33:36,281
This feels like the same energy.

898
00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:41,119
- All right.
- All right.

899
00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:43,254
-Yeah, looks good. Okay.
-Okay, cool. All right.

900
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:46,324
Did-- did she just give Coy
her phone number?

901
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,393
Well, she is single.

902
00:33:48,395 --> 00:33:49,762
I'll slide you those smash pics
a little later.

903
00:33:49,764 --> 00:33:50,796
Can't wait.

904
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:52,063
"Smash pics"?

905
00:33:52,065 --> 00:33:53,699
That sounds sexual to me.

906
00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,133
It does.

907
00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,569
All right,
according to Urban Dictionary,

908
00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:58,136
to slide smash pics means

909
00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:02,273
"to send explicit photos
for mutual masturbation...

910
00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:04,342
or smash-turbation."

911
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,780
Yeah. Hilarious, Mac.

912
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:12,116
That's crowd-sourced.
Anybody can write anything.

913
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,819
Do you need to sit down?

914
00:34:13,955 --> 00:34:16,022
No! I'm fine!
This is what I wanted. Okay?

915
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,155
Let's just stop fucking around

916
00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:18,525
and solve the crime.

917
00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:20,893
Why is it always fucking around
with you guys?

918
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:22,828
Let's just--
Let's go talk to the Buchanans.

919
00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:24,162
Can't take anything seriously.

920
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:28,634
So, why would the Buchanans
care about syrup?

921
00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:30,503
Aren't they event planners now?

922
00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,103
Well, I got a hunch, Rook.

923
00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:34,707
And a good cop
always follows his hunches.

924
00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:36,207
Hey, so what's your deal,
anyway, Coy?

925
00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:37,375
You got a girlfriend?
Uh-- Boyfriend?

926
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:40,144
You know, whatever,
I don't care. I'm just curious.

927
00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:43,314
Nah, no girlfriend.
But I am tending a couple fires.

928
00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:45,183
- Yeah.
- Not anybody we know,

929
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:47,118
though, right? I mean.
I only have one rule,

930
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,353
and that's
don't shit where you eat.

931
00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:49,622
And that's obvious, yeah.

932
00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:51,857
So, uh, you never had
a taco on the toilet?

933
00:34:53,728 --> 00:34:55,562
No.

934
00:34:56,497 --> 00:34:59,165
I don't think I've ever
had a taco on the toilet.

935
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,334
Definitely had a cupcake
on the commode, though.

936
00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:05,238
Hm!

937
00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,106
You ever had a cupcake
on the commode, Coy?

938
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,575
I don't know what that is.

939
00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:11,077
What? I'll show you
sometime. You're gonna love it.

940
00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,381
Wow, what a lovely spot
for Farva's wedding.

941
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,116
Yeah.
Perfect place for me to get

942
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,118
blacked-out drunk.

943
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,252
Okay.

944
00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:25,189
Now,
I think this EV has self-park.

945
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,357
Yeah, you want me
to show you how it works?

946
00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:27,793
Hey, back off. He's got it.

947
00:35:27,795 --> 00:35:30,462
Okay. Oh, yeah. There we go.

948
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:32,263
Yeah-- Oh!

949
00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,737
Sensor didn't fucking ding.
It should ding.

950
00:35:38,739 --> 00:35:40,873
I don't think it had time.

951
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:43,408
You could just park that
anywhere, Officer.

952
00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:44,710
Guess it's not quite as familiar

953
00:35:44,712 --> 00:35:46,512
as your mobility scooter,
now is it, Mac?

954
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:50,148
The sensor didn't ding.

955
00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,717
It probably didn't have
enough time.

956
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,284
Yeah, well, you boys
are a little early

957
00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:55,286
for the Farva nuptials.
How can we help you?

958
00:35:55,288 --> 00:35:56,655
It seems like
somebody's been vandalizing

959
00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:58,857
these Moose Clock syrup trucks.

960
00:35:58,859 --> 00:36:00,391
Wondering if you knew
anything about that?

961
00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,327
Why would we know anything
about that?

962
00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:04,697
Well, you vandalized
those weed dispensaries

963
00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:06,466
back in the day.

964
00:36:06,534 --> 00:36:09,300
So, we thought,
"Big Weed, Big Syrup."

965
00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:10,803
That's a big jump

966
00:36:10,805 --> 00:36:12,270
is what that is.

967
00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:14,073
No, we had reason to.

968
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,306
Those Big Weed dicks
put us out of business.

969
00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:17,208
Steve! Baker!

970
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:19,312
Where are my
Vermont cheese baskets?

971
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,946
Shit. Cousin Bettie's
chewing us out again.

972
00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:22,380
You guys have got to stop

973
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:23,749
taking the baskets
and eating the cheese.

974
00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:25,419
The cheese is expensive.

975
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,019
I know that it's missing.
Stop munching on it!

976
00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:29,387
-Steve did it.
-Uh, I had like a cube or two.

977
00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:31,189
Officers.
What can I help you with?

978
00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,192
Hey, Bettie!

979
00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:34,893
We were just asking about
the maple syrup truck

980
00:36:34,895 --> 00:36:36,127
that got vandalized last night.

981
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:37,564
More like corn syrup.

982
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:38,430
I've been saying the same thing.

983
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,332
Why? Are we being interrogated?

984
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:42,701
Are you gonna cuff me

985
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:43,969
and throw me
in the back of your car?

986
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:46,572
Sure, if you want.

987
00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:48,507
Uh, no. We don't know anything
about the truck.

988
00:36:48,509 --> 00:36:50,876
We were here last night
prepping for this event.

989
00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:53,277
- Okay, cool. Sounds good to me.
<i>- Bettie,</i>

990
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,214
<i>we really need</i>
<i>those cheese baskets.</i>

991
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:56,249
-Jerry, Jerry.
<i>-They're the centerpiece...</i>

992
00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:58,050
-I hear you. I hear you.
<i>-...of the table.</i>

993
00:36:58,218 --> 00:36:59,419
-The baskets are on their way.
-What the fuck

994
00:36:59,654 --> 00:37:01,354
-is wrong with you?
-Stop. That's condescending.

995
00:37:01,589 --> 00:37:03,455
Boys, why don't you send
these sweet super troopers

996
00:37:03,457 --> 00:37:05,423
on the road
with a gift basket of their own?

997
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:06,659
-Oh!
-Thanks!

998
00:37:06,661 --> 00:37:09,329
-Whatever.
-Catch you later, Bettie.

999
00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:13,433
Hey.

1000
00:37:13,834 --> 00:37:17,301
That soft cheese will be good
for your dentures, old man.

1001
00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,738
Oh... Oh, yeah? Yeah.

1002
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,707
Oh, oh, shit. Mm--

1003
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,709
You know, if you put
the car in auto-drive,

1004
00:37:23,711 --> 00:37:25,010
you can get two mitts
on that cracker.

1005
00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:25,978
Uh, I-I can show you how!

1006
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:28,013
I've got it!

1007
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:31,416
So, uh, Mac. What do you make
of your Buchanan theory now?

1008
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:33,286
Who gives a shit?

1009
00:37:33,454 --> 00:37:35,120
Do you see how into me
Bettie was?

1010
00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:36,555
I saw how your voice goes up
three octaves

1011
00:37:36,557 --> 00:37:38,157
every time you talk to her.

1012
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:40,324
What? My voice did not
go up three octaves.

1013
00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:42,326
And when you abandoned
your little theory right away.

1014
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,262
Not true. They all had alibis.

1015
00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:47,666
So, <i>ipso facto,</i> I don't think
it's them anymore.

1016
00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:50,301
Well, I don't think you're
using <i>"ipso facto"</i> correctly.

1017
00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:52,871
Maybe, but, <i>ipso facto,</i>
it's not them.

1018
00:37:52,873 --> 00:37:54,907
You are using it correctly.
It's Latin.

1019
00:37:54,909 --> 00:37:56,909
Thank you, Rookie,
you've earned a treat.

1020
00:37:56,911 --> 00:37:58,510
Ooh. Thank you very much.

1021
00:37:58,512 --> 00:38:00,913
And regardless,
Bettie is totally into me.

1022
00:38:00,915 --> 00:38:03,281
Please. You're twice her age.

1023
00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,217
Eh, you know,
in my experience,

1024
00:38:05,385 --> 00:38:06,585
when it comes to sex,
age is just a number.

1025
00:38:06,587 --> 00:38:08,655
No one asked you, Coy.

1026
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:11,558
Old people and young people
shouldn't fuck. You got that?

1027
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:12,991
And will you spread me
some of that

1028
00:38:12,993 --> 00:38:15,795
<i>Délice de Bourgogne?</i> Oh!

1029
00:38:22,937 --> 00:38:26,438
Ooh, ooh-ee! Hot damn!
Check out <i>Hindu, P.I.</i>

1030
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,707
I am Detective Ravi Patel.

1031
00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:31,009
I don't eat meat.
I don't carry a gun.

1032
00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:34,079
But I love to kick ass!

1033
00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:36,347
<i>Hindu, P.I.!</i> Coming this fall!

1034
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:37,716
Maybe on Tubi.

1035
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:40,085
Oh, sorry we're late, Thorn.
Couldn't find the place.

1036
00:38:40,087 --> 00:38:41,787
It's the only
clothing store in Little India.

1037
00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:43,455
Oh.

1038
00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:44,623
-We went to Turban Outfitters.
-Ah.

1039
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,525
Hey. Where's Farva?

1040
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,827
Have I missed
the cultural insensitivity show?

1041
00:38:48,829 --> 00:38:51,731
-No, no. It's about to start.
-Mm.

1042
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:55,000
Hey, hey, hey!
I love these clothes!

1043
00:38:57,270 --> 00:38:58,470
I look like one of the Beatles.

1044
00:38:58,472 --> 00:38:59,738
Beatles, he says.

1045
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:02,107
I'm Dingo Starr!

1046
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,809
-How wonderful.
-Hey! What do you call this

1047
00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:05,110
-getup again?
-A sherwani.

1048
00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:07,378
Well, I "sherwanna"
keep wearing it!

1049
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,047
-Ha!
-Ha.

1050
00:39:09,049 --> 00:39:10,716
It's a pretty good joke.

1051
00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:13,085
Oh, babe, I can't imagine
my life without you.

1052
00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:15,120
Aw.

1053
00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:16,989
Aw... Ooh! Get a handful!

1054
00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:18,690
Those are my glutes!

1055
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:19,892
So beautiful.

1056
00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:21,627
Okay, there's our
handsome groom.

1057
00:39:21,629 --> 00:39:23,929
Looking very good. Ugh!
Thank God for this store.

1058
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,864
You know, this is our first
Indian wedding at the farm,

1059
00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:28,500
so we've had to source
everything from Canada.

1060
00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:30,303
Food, decorations, everything.

1061
00:39:30,538 --> 00:39:32,070
They're even getting us
an elephant from Montreal.

1062
00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:33,639
Bettie has been amazing.

1063
00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:35,308
Hi, Bettie!

1064
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,708
Hi, Mac.

1065
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:37,910
Okay, Sarita, Mehta,

1066
00:39:37,912 --> 00:39:39,945
I have some jewelry to show you.
Come on.

1067
00:39:39,947 --> 00:39:41,345
Have fun!

1068
00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:42,849
See you later, Bettie.

1069
00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:46,819
You know that's, like,
four octaves higher.

1070
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,555
Nonsense.

1071
00:39:48,923 --> 00:39:50,856
Thank God. I gotta get out
of this tandoori straitjacket.

1072
00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,524
What? You were just saying
how much you liked it.

1073
00:39:52,526 --> 00:39:54,193
Yeah, right.

1074
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,429
Hey, Thorny, how do I get
some help in this dump?

1075
00:39:56,597 --> 00:39:57,729
What do I have to do,
rub a lamp?

1076
00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,566
You're an idiot!

1077
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,233
Hey, watch that tone, Geronimo.
I'll pull your plus one.

1078
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:02,568
I don't want a plus one.

1079
00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:04,203
Fine, no plus ones for anyone.

1080
00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,772
I-I was gonna bring a date.

1081
00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:07,673
Nah, I don't want you bringing
some Yugoslavian hooker.

1082
00:40:07,675 --> 00:40:08,841
Can I get a minus one?

1083
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,075
I don't know. Who's it for?

1084
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,778
For me.

1085
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,580
So I don't have to go.
Don't make me explain this joke.

1086
00:40:14,582 --> 00:40:16,915
Why don't you save the jokes
for the bachelor party, Jim-Jim?

1087
00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:19,618
Farva, there's one more

1088
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,019
family tradition
you've gotta do.

1089
00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:23,088
Oh. Right on.
Let's do it, Best Man.

1090
00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:28,727
No, no. We ended this tradition
after the catastrophe in Madras.

1091
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:31,063
Yeah, Thorny, we didn't do this
at your wedding.

1092
00:40:31,065 --> 00:40:32,898
And look how
my marriage turned out.

1093
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,433
Might've been the swinging.

1094
00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:35,935
Yes, MacIntyre,

1095
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:37,936
it might've been the swinging,
but this is a bad idea.

1096
00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:40,706
Okay, Farva.
Time to pick your snake.

1097
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:43,710
Snakes.

1098
00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:44,943
Snakes?

1099
00:40:44,945 --> 00:40:46,178
In our family's tradition,

1100
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:48,680
the groom picks
his most compatible snake

1101
00:40:48,682 --> 00:40:50,816
for the wedding cobra dance.

1102
00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,451
Is that legal?

1103
00:40:52,453 --> 00:40:53,952
I would not describe it
that way.

1104
00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:55,355
- Aren't they poisonous?
- Mm.

1105
00:40:55,489 --> 00:40:57,089
Technically,
"poisonous" refers to animals

1106
00:40:57,091 --> 00:40:58,557
that kill you when you eat them.

1107
00:40:58,559 --> 00:40:59,691
"Venomous" would be
the word for

1108
00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:00,792
an animal that injects a toxin--

1109
00:41:00,794 --> 00:41:01,894
Shut it, douche-nozzle.

1110
00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:04,696
Don't worry. They remove
the venom glands at birth.

1111
00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,164
What's left is only residual.

1112
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,834
I mean, these snakes
are basically tame.

1113
00:41:08,836 --> 00:41:10,535
Oh, shit! Did one get out?

1114
00:41:10,537 --> 00:41:12,871
Oh!

1115
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:17,042
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Just a shadow.

1116
00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:20,914
Just a shadow, sorry, sorry.

1117
00:41:24,618 --> 00:41:26,818
Okay, Farva, the time has come.

1118
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,588
Okay, well... Huh.

1119
00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,555
Hey, guy.

1120
00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:33,592
This guy's actually kinda cute.

1121
00:41:33,594 --> 00:41:35,060
Hey, little guy.

1122
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:38,096
Holy shit!

1123
00:41:40,634 --> 00:41:41,900
Bettie, get some pillows.

1124
00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:43,235
- Okay.
- Whoa...

1125
00:41:43,237 --> 00:41:45,203
-Oh.
-Am I gonna die?

1126
00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:47,639
Don't worry.
It's just residual venom.

1127
00:41:47,641 --> 00:41:48,974
You said they weren't poisonous.

1128
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:50,542
-Venomous.
-Fuck you!

1129
00:41:50,544 --> 00:41:53,178
Since it's the neck,
it's best to suck it out.

1130
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,948
Thorny, this was your idea.
You suck it out!

1131
00:41:55,950 --> 00:41:58,951
Well, it is Sarita's boyfriend,
so shouldn't she suck it out?

1132
00:41:58,953 --> 00:42:00,854
I'm not gonna have
swollen lips

1133
00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:01,887
right before my wedding, okay?
So no chance.

1134
00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:03,690
Enough!

1135
00:42:03,824 --> 00:42:05,590
These lazy children of mine.
I'll suck it!

1136
00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:08,827
Rodney! Listen to me.

1137
00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:10,662
What do we say to death?

1138
00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:13,699
"Not today. Not today!"

1139
00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:15,834
Oh... oh...

1140
00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:18,036
Check it out.

1141
00:42:18,038 --> 00:42:19,905
Ooh.

1142
00:42:19,907 --> 00:42:22,240
Farva, that's my mom!

1143
00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:26,880
Hmm?

1144
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,025
I think I got it all.

1145
00:42:40,027 --> 00:42:41,994
Terrible idea, Boopy.

1146
00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:44,330
Terrible!

1147
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,032
<i>We've got another</i>
<i>Moose Clock situation.</i>

1148
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,535
<i>Suspicious package</i>
<i>at Sheffield Truck Stop.</i>

1149
00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:51,471
<i>Possible explosive device.</i>
<i>All units respond.</i>

1150
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,012
So that's not your box?

1151
00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:03,882
No, sir. I went inside
to inquire about a blowjob.

1152
00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:06,284
And when I came out,
it was just sitting there.

1153
00:43:06,286 --> 00:43:08,987
Okay. So, no security cameras
in the parking lot?

1154
00:43:08,989 --> 00:43:10,255
It's a truck stop.

1155
00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:12,624
My customers expect
a degree of discretion

1156
00:43:12,626 --> 00:43:15,594
when it comes to arranging
blowjobs and what-have-you.

1157
00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,095
Appreciate
your refreshing honesty.

1158
00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:18,930
I-- Sorry about your truck.

1159
00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:20,866
Sorry I didn't get my blowjob.

1160
00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,367
I hope that truck explodes.

1161
00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,335
Moose Clock can go to hell!

1162
00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:25,004
-Yeah!
-Yeah!

1163
00:43:25,406 --> 00:43:26,705
- Fuck Moose Clock!
- Sounds like he needs a blowjob.

1164
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,608
Deploy the robot.

1165
00:43:30,711 --> 00:43:32,978
This feels like overkill to me.

1166
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,380
What? Suspicious boxes
are why we got the robot.

1167
00:43:35,382 --> 00:43:37,050
Yeah.

1168
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:42,687
Hey, you want
some help with that?

1169
00:43:42,689 --> 00:43:44,023
No, I got it.

1170
00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:45,824
Come on. Let him help.
He's young, he knows computers.

1171
00:43:45,826 --> 00:43:47,660
I know computers.

1172
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:49,327
Just be careful.
That red box on top is C4.

1173
00:43:49,329 --> 00:43:51,063
I've actually got the
YouTube tutorial right here.

1174
00:43:51,065 --> 00:43:52,764
I know that it's C4, thank you.

1175
00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:54,366
Why don't you go
do crowd control?

1176
00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:56,035
C4.

1177
00:43:56,203 --> 00:43:57,969
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.

1178
00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,138
Let him try.
He's doing his best.

1179
00:43:59,406 --> 00:44:01,507
Looks like you two
are really hitting it off, huh?

1180
00:44:01,608 --> 00:44:03,141
Come on. Just--
Just pay attention, okay?

1181
00:44:08,382 --> 00:44:10,015
Folks, we know you're all
very angry about Moose Clock.

1182
00:44:10,017 --> 00:44:11,783
We don't love it either. But...

1183
00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,251
here's the dildo.

1184
00:44:13,253 --> 00:44:14,786
"Here's the dildo," now?

1185
00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:16,421
Will you just help me out?
Look at the monitor.

1186
00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:19,092
We gotta get it up
on its feet sometime.

1187
00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:24,029
Yeah?
Well, I'd like to see you try!

1188
00:44:24,031 --> 00:44:26,298
Oh. You and your
performance anxiety.

1189
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,834
Oh, yeah, please, make a joke
about my erectile dysfunction...

1190
00:44:28,836 --> 00:44:30,603
-What?
-...in front of everybody.

1191
00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:31,604
-Oh, my God.
-This is the kind of thing...

1192
00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:32,672
-All I'm saying...
-...that we talked about...

1193
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:33,772
-...is that sometimes you--
-...with Dr. Mancuso.

1194
00:44:33,774 --> 00:44:34,641
-Dr. Mancuso?
-I've been trying

1195
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:36,542
to focus on the bomb,
and you're getting...

1196
00:44:36,544 --> 00:44:37,410
-Okay.
-...everybody to...

1197
00:44:37,579 --> 00:44:38,444
- Deep--
- ...talk about my erections.

1198
00:44:38,879 --> 00:44:41,748
Let's just focus and get a look
at this stupid fucking bomb.

1199
00:44:53,193 --> 00:44:56,062
Hmm. It's just
a bunch of syrup bottles.

1200
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:59,197
Oh, shit. Wait. That is my box.

1201
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:02,435
Hey, my bad!
That actually is my box.

1202
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:07,607
-Come on.
-Ooh.

1203
00:45:07,941 --> 00:45:08,940
Looks like you jammed
the shaft in a little too deep.

1204
00:45:08,942 --> 00:45:10,075
That's what he said.

1205
00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:11,844
-Nice!
-Oh!

1206
00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:13,378
<i>C4 activated.</i>

1207
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:18,750
Bukkake.

1208
00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:23,955
Good day's work, right?

1209
00:45:23,957 --> 00:45:25,491
Well,
if I'm no longer needed here,

1210
00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:28,059
I'm gonna go inside
and look into that blowjob.

1211
00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:32,065
Well, this is great.

1212
00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:34,132
We have to reimburse Moose Clock
for the maple syrup truck.

1213
00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:35,400
Come on,
you can't yell at me here.

1214
00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,135
This bachelor party
is a "safe space."

1215
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,172
Fine. Tomorrow, then.

1216
00:45:39,474 --> 00:45:40,372
Tomorrow's the wedding.
I think I could do Wednesday.

1217
00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:42,073
You wanna chew me out
on Wednesday?

1218
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:44,910
Hey, Rookie,
get Markowski a beer.

1219
00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:48,447
It's "Captain!"
Why is this so hard, guys?

1220
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:52,451
And, no, thank you.
I am the designated driver.

1221
00:45:52,453 --> 00:45:55,253
Grabbing a club soda,
extra tight bubbles.

1222
00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:56,288
Rookie, pour me a beer.

1223
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:58,990
Man, we're gonna party
till the sun comes up.

1224
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,626
My dude.

1225
00:46:00,628 --> 00:46:01,193
I brought
some leftover fireworks

1226
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:02,528
from Fourth of July.

1227
00:46:02,664 --> 00:46:03,529
Oh, cool! Did you get us
a bouncy house, too?

1228
00:46:04,532 --> 00:46:06,298
Hey. To Farva.

1229
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,300
May he not show up tonight.

1230
00:46:22,483 --> 00:46:24,751
Boopy!

1231
00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:26,384
Do we have any <i>hors d'oeuvres,</i>

1232
00:46:26,386 --> 00:46:29,187
or perhaps some <i>crudités,</i>
or shrimp cocktail?

1233
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:30,422
We're going out to dinner, Dad.

1234
00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:32,091
Okay.

1235
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,992
Inviting your dad
was a strong move.

1236
00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:35,661
Exactly.

1237
00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:37,929
Tonight, he gets
to see Farva unleashed.

1238
00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:38,997
Uh-huh.

1239
00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:40,899
Mushroom chocolate, anyone?

1240
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:43,268
Mm, you know,
I can't fail another drug test.

1241
00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:44,836
Okay. I'll see you

1242
00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:45,837
in the Renaissance period.

1243
00:46:47,908 --> 00:46:49,174
I'm here, assholes!

1244
00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:50,543
The guest of honor is here.

1245
00:46:52,012 --> 00:46:53,845
I thought you said Bowl-A-Rama.

1246
00:47:00,254 --> 00:47:01,253
She wants to buy a house,

1247
00:47:01,255 --> 00:47:02,955
but I mean, you've seen

1248
00:47:03,123 --> 00:47:04,557
what the interest rates
are like right now...

1249
00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:05,858
Oh, here we go.

1250
00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,193
-Okay, can we just sit, please?
-Baby!

1251
00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:09,629
- Enjoy.
- Best bachelor party ever!

1252
00:47:10,097 --> 00:47:11,564
- Rod.
- What?

1253
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:13,066
-Yeah.
-Hey, um...

1254
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,235
I wanted to give you something,

1255
00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:18,471
for this incredible journey
that you're embarking on.

1256
00:47:18,473 --> 00:47:20,338
It's called <i>Turning Indian,</i>

1257
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,407
<i>My Journey into Indian Culture.</i>

1258
00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:24,976
Hey, check it out, Thorn.
I'm gonna join the tribe.

1259
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:28,848
No offense.

1260
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:31,116
It's actually signed
by the author. So, um...

1261
00:47:31,118 --> 00:47:32,585
Yeah, just treat it with care.

1262
00:47:32,587 --> 00:47:34,553
Yeah, sure, Markowski. Great.
Thank you so much.

1263
00:47:34,555 --> 00:47:36,221
Shots?

1264
00:47:38,058 --> 00:47:39,858
-All right, special guy!
-Hey, hey, ho!

1265
00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,226
-Bottoms up!
-Cheers!

1266
00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:43,629
How did you--? Can--

1267
00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:46,933
-Can you put that down again?
-Mm-hmm.

1268
00:47:48,969 --> 00:47:50,335
Here you go.

1269
00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:53,305
What? That was really great.

1270
00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,573
Thank you.

1271
00:47:54,575 --> 00:47:56,575
That was so freaking cool.

1272
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,144
Yeah.

1273
00:47:59,146 --> 00:48:00,879
Oh, wow.

1274
00:48:00,881 --> 00:48:02,314
More shots?

1275
00:48:02,316 --> 00:48:03,248
This round's ouzo.

1276
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:04,951
Ouzo!

1277
00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:06,384
Oh-ho-ho! Hey, Rookie!
- Rookie!

1278
00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:07,653
Keep 'em comin'!

1279
00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:08,855
-Are you seeing this?
-Yeah.

1280
00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:10,923
The rook's
really getting on my nerves.

1281
00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:12,390
Why does it feel like
I'm seeing the world

1282
00:48:12,392 --> 00:48:13,659
through the eyes of a child?

1283
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,461
Ooh...

1284
00:48:15,463 --> 00:48:16,928
Did you have
one of my chocolates?

1285
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:18,296
One? I had, like, four.

1286
00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:20,031
I know, I know.
Dinner before dessert,

1287
00:48:20,033 --> 00:48:22,568
but I'm not drinking tonight,
so chocolate is my vice.

1288
00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:26,739
Those aren't chocolates.
Those are chocolate chocolates.

1289
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,574
What? What do you mean?
There's something in them?

1290
00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:30,344
Yeah. Low dose mushrooms.

1291
00:48:30,611 --> 00:48:32,178
But, since you had four,
they're high dose mushrooms.

1292
00:48:32,513 --> 00:48:33,679
-What?
-No, it's cool.

1293
00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:35,481
Just stay away
from sharp objects,

1294
00:48:35,483 --> 00:48:37,483
and, uh, don't look yourself
in the mirror.

1295
00:48:37,485 --> 00:48:38,451
I gotta hit the head,

1296
00:48:38,453 --> 00:48:40,186
but I'll be right back.

1297
00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,022
Steak knife, sir?

1298
00:48:43,524 --> 00:48:45,224
Thank you.

1299
00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:51,731
Oh! Oh!

1300
00:48:55,102 --> 00:48:58,036
Hey, Mookie.
What's with the ba-zoring salad?

1301
00:48:58,038 --> 00:49:01,206
It's a tangy beet salad
with goat cheese vinaigrette.

1302
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:02,608
Boo!

1303
00:49:02,610 --> 00:49:04,075
Get this guy some beef.

1304
00:49:04,077 --> 00:49:05,944
Hey, Farva.
My dad's a vegetarian.

1305
00:49:05,946 --> 00:49:07,646
Did you know
he's never even tried beef?

1306
00:49:07,648 --> 00:49:09,682
Really?

1307
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,385
We shall have to remedy that.

1308
00:49:12,553 --> 00:49:13,619
Come on, Mookie.

1309
00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:16,655
-Come on, Mookie.
-No. I cannot. I'm a Hindu.

1310
00:49:16,657 --> 00:49:18,458
Come on.

1311
00:49:18,593 --> 00:49:20,091
That's it. Come here!
Hey. Just come here.

1312
00:49:20,093 --> 00:49:21,126
-No!
-Don't you run away from me.

1313
00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:22,127
-No!
-The airplane's

1314
00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:22,862
coming in the hangar!

1315
00:49:22,864 --> 00:49:24,563
-No!
-Come on! Here we go!

1316
00:49:24,565 --> 00:49:25,731
No!

1317
00:49:25,733 --> 00:49:27,999
Come here! Come here!

1318
00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:33,138
Come on, Mookie.

1319
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,072
Come on, Mookie.

1320
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:34,807
No.

1321
00:49:34,809 --> 00:49:36,509
Open your meat hole!

1322
00:49:36,511 --> 00:49:38,611
Oh, Farva, stop. Please, stop.

1323
00:49:38,613 --> 00:49:40,414
-Open it up.
-No!

1324
00:49:40,748 --> 00:49:43,516
It's forbidden for Hindus.
It's definitely a Hin-don't!

1325
00:49:43,518 --> 00:49:47,053
I'm coming in! Here we go!

1326
00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:57,596
Holy cow. It's delicious!

1327
00:49:57,598 --> 00:49:59,197
-Oh!
-It's delicious!

1328
00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:00,265
Dad.

1329
00:50:00,267 --> 00:50:02,001
It's okay, Boopy.

1330
00:50:02,235 --> 00:50:04,402
I caught your mom eating
a quarter pounder in 1999.

1331
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:06,337
She gave me one beef-ception.

1332
00:50:06,339 --> 00:50:09,240
Yeah! Come on, Mookie!
More beef!

1333
00:50:09,242 --> 00:50:11,342
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1334
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,011
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1335
00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:15,046
-Come on, Mookie! More beef!
-My legs really wanna dance!

1336
00:50:15,048 --> 00:50:17,683
Come on, Mookie! More beef!
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1337
00:50:17,685 --> 00:50:20,719
Come on, Mookie! More beef!
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1338
00:50:20,721 --> 00:50:23,354
Come on, Mookie! More beef!
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1339
00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:25,089
Come on, Mookie! More beef!

1340
00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:29,060
- Thornberry!
- Holy fuck!

1341
00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:30,361
Hey, what's up, man?

1342
00:50:30,363 --> 00:50:32,030
You know how
you're always saying

1343
00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:33,398
that you're Indian?

1344
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,535
In here, you're-a-peein'!
You get it?

1345
00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:40,238
There's water
comin' out ya dick. You get it?

1346
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,907
Yeah, I get it.

1347
00:50:41,943 --> 00:50:43,442
It's the funniest joke
I ever heard.

1348
00:50:45,446 --> 00:50:46,044
Your father told it to me.

1349
00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:47,780
He loves me.

1350
00:50:47,782 --> 00:50:49,448
Hold on a second. Oh!

1351
00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:51,684
Someone's afraid of heights.
Let me get that for you.

1352
00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:54,352
- Jesus. Jesus Christ.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.

1353
00:50:56,389 --> 00:50:58,791
That's cool. Listen.
I wanna say something.

1354
00:50:58,793 --> 00:51:01,627
I know you're kind of against
this whole wedding thing.

1355
00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:04,797
But I just wanna tell you,
I think your sister's awesome,

1356
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:07,800
and I even like her weird name.

1357
00:51:07,802 --> 00:51:10,536
Sarita. Sarita. Sarita.

1358
00:51:10,538 --> 00:51:12,070
Okay. Let me out.

1359
00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,573
No, no, no.

1360
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:15,941
Sarita break it to you,
Thorn, but I love her.

1361
00:51:16,042 --> 00:51:17,776
And I'm Sarita to be
the one to tell you,

1362
00:51:17,778 --> 00:51:19,277
but we're brothers now.

1363
00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:20,011
No, we're not.

1364
00:51:20,013 --> 00:51:22,014
-Let me out!
-Yeah, come on.

1365
00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:23,682
-No, we're not. Let me out.
-Yes, we are! Yes, we are!

1366
00:51:23,684 --> 00:51:25,049
No, no, no, no, no. Listen.

1367
00:51:25,051 --> 00:51:26,519
Sarita to get personal here,
Thorn.

1368
00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:27,753
But I'mma tell you
the three things

1369
00:51:27,755 --> 00:51:29,289
I love about her, okay?

1370
00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:31,657
Number one. She gives a mean FJ.
That's a foot job.

1371
00:51:31,659 --> 00:51:32,858
Jesus, fuck off.

1372
00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:34,860
Okay. Number two.

1373
00:51:34,962 --> 00:51:36,160
She said we can
name the first kid Farvy.

1374
00:51:36,162 --> 00:51:37,061
Farvy Farva.

1375
00:51:37,063 --> 00:51:38,797
Sounds kinda Indian
don't you think?

1376
00:51:38,799 --> 00:51:39,732
No.

1377
00:51:39,734 --> 00:51:40,966
And number three.

1378
00:51:40,968 --> 00:51:45,136
She said she loves it when
I go downtown to Mumbai town.

1379
00:51:45,138 --> 00:51:46,539
-Fuck off!
-Okay, okay.

1380
00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,207
Hey, come on.

1381
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:49,576
You wanna watch me piss?

1382
00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:51,677
Hey, I'm-a-peein' in here.
What country's that?

1383
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:55,413
Did you know that 29
of the last 35 champions

1384
00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:58,651
of the Scripps National
Spelling Bee have been Indian?

1385
00:51:58,653 --> 00:52:02,253
The most recent winner's family
immigrated from Hyderabad,

1386
00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:04,289
which of course you know,
is the capital of Telangana.

1387
00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:06,825
Isn't that incredible?

1388
00:52:06,827 --> 00:52:11,797
There are 5.4 million
Indians in the United States.

1389
00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:13,766
That's 1.6% of the population,

1390
00:52:13,768 --> 00:52:16,569
and yet they won 83%
of the spelling bees.

1391
00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:18,236
I mean, what do you even
call that?

1392
00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,905
I don't know what you call that.

1393
00:52:19,907 --> 00:52:20,371
Well,
do you know what to call it?

1394
00:52:20,373 --> 00:52:22,342
Brown supremacy?

1395
00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:25,878
- That's exactly...
- Testing. Can you guys hear me?

1396
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,647
This guy kills me.

1397
00:52:27,882 --> 00:52:29,347
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, sir.

1398
00:52:30,818 --> 00:52:33,452
Is this on?
As you all know,

1399
00:52:33,454 --> 00:52:36,755
I am deathly allergic
to lobster.

1400
00:52:36,757 --> 00:52:38,457
I did not know that.

1401
00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:39,324
-First I've heard of it.
-News to me.

1402
00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:41,192
This forbidden
red fruit of the sea

1403
00:52:41,194 --> 00:52:43,463
has always been
forbodden to me.

1404
00:52:43,531 --> 00:52:46,297
Pretty ironic for
the son of a lobster man.

1405
00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,733
-Did you guys know that?
-Did not know that either.

1406
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:48,667
I didn't. No.

1407
00:52:48,669 --> 00:52:49,602
-No idea.
-No, sir.

1408
00:52:49,604 --> 00:52:51,235
Is he not a test tube baby?

1409
00:52:51,237 --> 00:52:52,805
It's funny,
as I tell this story,

1410
00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:55,206
I can hear
my accent comin' back.

1411
00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:59,377
Irregardless,
on this my bacheloriate day,

1412
00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:01,480
and in honor of my new father.

1413
00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:05,283
I am going to beat this bastard
and ride the dragon.

1414
00:53:05,285 --> 00:53:07,519
Rodney, you could go
into anaphylactic shock.

1415
00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:10,856
That is what the EpiPens
are for.

1416
00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:11,957
One for everyone.

1417
00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:13,257
Great.

1418
00:53:13,259 --> 00:53:15,293
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em, guys.

1419
00:53:15,295 --> 00:53:16,528
Okay, here we go.

1420
00:53:16,530 --> 00:53:18,597
Now, you are not to use
the EpiPens

1421
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:20,331
unless you hear my safe word.

1422
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,399
Which is what, best man?

1423
00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:23,134
"Calamari."

1424
00:53:23,136 --> 00:53:24,235
-Give it to me again.
-"Calamari."

1425
00:53:24,237 --> 00:53:25,403
"Calamah."

1426
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:29,642
One, two, three. Ooh.

1427
00:53:31,746 --> 00:53:33,378
You know, in the UK,
they call this

1428
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,680
death by misadventure.

1429
00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:36,214
I always thought
that sounded cool.

1430
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,818
By my count,
this is the second time

1431
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,219
you've tried
to kill Farva in a week.

1432
00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:42,689
- Yeah.
- This is happening.

1433
00:53:42,823 --> 00:53:43,690
-So, we are talking...
-This is happening.

1434
00:53:43,858 --> 00:53:45,356
...murder, right?
Because I'm happy to have

1435
00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:45,924
the conversation--

1436
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,495
Hold!

1437
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,398
He's not breathing.

1438
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,332
Hold.

1439
00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,803
My God, he's like Frankenstein.

1440
00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:01,440
Frankenfarva.

1441
00:54:01,442 --> 00:54:03,676
Lobster!

1442
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,978
Lobster!

1443
00:54:07,682 --> 00:54:08,547
W-We should try to save him,
right?

1444
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:09,782
Hold!

1445
00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:13,251
-Thorny, do something!
-Fine!

1446
00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,953
"Calamari. Calamari. Calamari."

1447
00:54:14,955 --> 00:54:16,756
Calamari!

1448
00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:18,590
<i>♪ Tonight's the night</i>
<i>For drinking ♪</i>

1449
00:54:18,592 --> 00:54:20,393
<i>♪ Whiskey, rum and mead ♪</i>

1450
00:54:20,461 --> 00:54:22,695
<i>♪ It won't be ships</i>
<i>We're sinking ♪</i>

1451
00:54:22,697 --> 00:54:24,830
<i>♪ We're getting drunk indeed ♪</i>

1452
00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:26,799
<i>♪ We sail away tomorrow ♪</i>

1453
00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:29,635
<i>♪ To some uncharted lands ♪</i>

1454
00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,172
<i>♪ So let's drink</i>
<i>Away our sorrow ♪</i>

1455
00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:33,939
<i>♪ Let's drink</i>
<i>'Til we can't stand ♪</i>

1456
00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:37,609
<i>♪ With a yo-ho-ho</i>
<i>And a yo-ho-hey ♪</i>

1457
00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:38,644
<i>♪ For the booty</i>
<i>We will fight ♪</i>

1458
00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:40,979
<i>♪ With a yo-ho-ho</i>
<i>And a yo-ho-hey ♪</i>

1459
00:54:40,981 --> 00:54:42,380
Fuck you, Farva.

1460
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:43,749
<i>♪ Our bounty's spent tonight ♪</i>

1461
00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:44,883
Whoa!

1462
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:46,618
<i>♪ To Davy Jones's locker ♪</i>

1463
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,754
<i>♪ We might be sailing still ♪</i>

1464
00:54:48,756 --> 00:54:51,355
<i>♪ So let's get drunk</i>
<i>Me hearties ♪</i>

1465
00:54:51,357 --> 00:54:52,991
<i>♪ No matter what the swill ♪</i>

1466
00:54:52,993 --> 00:54:54,560
Get him!

1467
00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:55,828
<i>♪ With a yo-ho-ho</i>
<i>And a yo-ho-hey ♪</i>

1468
00:54:55,830 --> 00:54:57,496
<i>♪ For the booty we will fight ♪</i>

1469
00:54:57,498 --> 00:54:58,464
Yeah!

1470
00:54:58,466 --> 00:55:00,566
<i>♪ With a yo-ho-ho</i>
<i>And a yo-ho-hey ♪</i>

1471
00:55:00,568 --> 00:55:02,701
<i>♪ Our bounty's spent tonight ♪</i>

1472
00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:05,471
<i>♪ To Davy Jones's locker ♪</i>

1473
00:55:05,473 --> 00:55:07,305
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
<i>-♪ We might be sailing still ♪</i>

1474
00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:09,708
<i>♪ So let's get drunk</i>
<i>Me hearties ♪</i>

1475
00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:10,976
<i>-♪ No matter what the swill ♪</i>
-Get off of me!

1476
00:55:12,446 --> 00:55:13,645
<i>♪ So let's get drunk</i>
<i>Me hearties ♪</i>

1477
00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:15,547
<i>♪ No matter what the swill ♪</i>

1478
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,455
I saw God.

1479
00:55:23,457 --> 00:55:25,057
He was an albino.

1480
00:55:26,627 --> 00:55:28,762
Calamari!

1481
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:35,399
Okay, fine, you were right.
He is crazy.

1482
00:55:35,401 --> 00:55:36,635
So, you'll call off the wedding?

1483
00:55:41,742 --> 00:55:43,776
That sounds like progress.

1484
00:55:43,778 --> 00:55:46,377
And time for the kill shot.

1485
00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:47,112
Okay.

1486
00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:48,747
Are you trying to count?

1487
00:55:48,749 --> 00:55:50,082
Four, six.

1488
00:55:50,084 --> 00:55:52,017
-Rodney...
-Ten, fifteen.

1489
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:53,619
- Four, six...
- I'm trying to count.

1490
00:55:53,621 --> 00:55:54,753
Hi, Thorny.

1491
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,021
Hello.

1492
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:57,823
-Hi, Thorny.
-Hello.

1493
00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:01,760
Now, see that guy over there?

1494
00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:03,796
What's my blood sound like?

1495
00:56:03,798 --> 00:56:05,063
I can't count if you're talking.

1496
00:56:05,065 --> 00:56:05,998
Hi.

1497
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,699
Oh, hey, guys.

1498
00:56:07,701 --> 00:56:09,868
Someone's havin' a three-way.

1499
00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:12,437
You got a real dastardly
villain vibe

1500
00:56:12,439 --> 00:56:13,438
going right now.

1501
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,640
Arcot, stop this.

1502
00:56:14,642 --> 00:56:15,941
They're too beautiful.
He'll be tempted.

1503
00:56:15,943 --> 00:56:17,943
Dad, it's not me.
It was on his list.

1504
00:56:17,945 --> 00:56:18,844
Oh, wait.

1505
00:56:18,846 --> 00:56:20,646
Are you guys originally
from Vermont?

1506
00:56:20,648 --> 00:56:22,714
Oh! Oh, are we--
Are we leaving?

1507
00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,016
-Don't do anything
I wouldn't do!

1508
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:25,617
But they
just brought out

1509
00:56:25,619 --> 00:56:26,685
the calamari.

1510
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,554
Maybe we should get
a to-go plate.

1511
00:56:28,556 --> 00:56:29,888
Hey, you guys
want a to-go plate?

1512
00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:32,157
What does it matter?

1513
00:56:32,526 --> 00:56:34,626
If this is truly who he is,
he cannot marry my daughter.

1514
00:56:34,628 --> 00:56:36,730
The wedding is off.

1515
00:56:38,132 --> 00:56:40,599
-Winner, winner.
-Chicken dinner.

1516
00:56:40,601 --> 00:56:42,369
Okay!

1517
00:56:42,469 --> 00:56:44,069
Time for some speeches!

1518
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:45,772
Cap, Cap, Cap. No.

1519
00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:47,639
Hey, hey, hey. You're lucky
I don't arrest you, Roto.

1520
00:56:48,976 --> 00:56:51,678
Now it's time
for some kind words.

1521
00:56:52,112 --> 00:56:54,913
I don't know Fa-ra-va that well.

1522
00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:58,517
But I know he must be good,
because he's marrying an Indian.

1523
00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:00,520
Oh, I--

1524
00:57:01,121 --> 00:57:03,689
I really wish
I had married Indian,

1525
00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:05,924
but my stupid wife, Colleen,

1526
00:57:05,926 --> 00:57:09,027
is Scotch-Irish, where
no one fun comes from.

1527
00:57:09,029 --> 00:57:11,663
Scotchland. Boo!

1528
00:57:11,665 --> 00:57:13,599
- Bats!
- Captain!

1529
00:57:13,601 --> 00:57:14,867
You all right, Cap?
You all right?

1530
00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:16,001
Oh, God.
That looks like it hurt.

1531
00:57:16,003 --> 00:57:17,569
What the fuck?

1532
00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,271
Okay.

1533
00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:20,706
Time to put a nail
in this coffin.

1534
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,907
Let's do it.

1535
00:57:24,211 --> 00:57:25,577
Yeah!

1536
00:57:26,981 --> 00:57:28,714
Oh, I like that a lot.
Now the other one.

1537
00:57:30,017 --> 00:57:31,016
- Yeah!
- You got him.

1538
00:57:31,018 --> 00:57:33,619
One, two, three. Go!

1539
00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:37,990
Oh, God. It's so deep.

1540
00:57:37,992 --> 00:57:39,892
Dad! What the hell?

1541
00:57:41,695 --> 00:57:43,862
Boopy, I told you.
They were too beautiful!

1542
00:57:43,864 --> 00:57:44,997
Hello, boys.

1543
00:57:44,999 --> 00:57:47,199
Pull up a cuck chair.

1544
00:57:50,204 --> 00:57:51,637
Oh, shit!

1545
00:57:53,874 --> 00:57:55,974
As far as mushroom overdose,

1546
00:57:55,976 --> 00:57:59,478
Ask Jeeves says we should
look out for scromiting.

1547
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,747
"Scromiting?"
What the hell is scromiting?

1548
00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:03,450
Hey, guys.

1549
00:58:03,751 --> 00:58:05,350
I'm doing a food order
for the after party at Thorny's.

1550
00:58:05,352 --> 00:58:06,685
Dude, that's not gonna happen.

1551
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:07,886
Come on. We can save this.

1552
00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:09,154
I'll DoorDash
a couple dozen wings--

1553
00:58:09,156 --> 00:58:10,824
It's the end

1554
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:12,659
of the line, kid.
All right? Read the room.

1555
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,259
You all right,

1556
00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:15,929
Markowski?

1557
00:58:16,063 --> 00:58:17,996
He has a compound leg fracture.

1558
00:58:17,998 --> 00:58:20,065
But he was supposed
to walk me down the aisle!

1559
00:58:20,067 --> 00:58:22,067
Mom. Technically this wasn't
Dad's fault.

1560
00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:23,669
See, Farva had this list and--

1561
00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:26,873
No.
We must always speak honestly.

1562
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:31,276
It was I who got intoxicated
and made love to two strippers.

1563
00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:34,046
-Dad!
-The beef meat surged

1564
00:58:34,048 --> 00:58:35,714
through my loins.

1565
00:58:35,716 --> 00:58:39,284
I've heard of whiskey dick
but not beef dick.

1566
00:58:39,286 --> 00:58:42,087
And I take full responsibility
for that.

1567
00:58:42,089 --> 00:58:46,725
But know this: In the face
of enormous temptation,

1568
00:58:46,727 --> 00:58:49,262
Rodney remained faithful.

1569
00:58:50,965 --> 00:58:52,832
Mukun.

1570
00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:56,201
You have made very poor choices.

1571
00:58:56,203 --> 00:58:57,836
However,

1572
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:01,608
you have spoken honestly,
so I shall forgive you.

1573
00:59:01,942 --> 00:59:03,241
But here is the deal, though.

1574
00:59:04,745 --> 00:59:07,079
Not now.

1575
00:59:07,081 --> 00:59:09,314
I shall have revenge sex

1576
00:59:09,316 --> 00:59:12,852
at a future date,
and you will accept it.

1577
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:17,789
That is fair. A sex-ception
for a beef-ception.

1578
00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:19,191
Hmm.

1579
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,093
I can't believe
you arranged this.

1580
00:59:21,095 --> 00:59:23,762
No. No, no.
Farva really did have a list.

1581
00:59:23,764 --> 00:59:25,964
Oh, yeah?
And was Dad banging strippers

1582
00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:27,833
and eating beef on the list?

1583
00:59:27,835 --> 00:59:29,201
He put the beef in Dad's mouth.

1584
00:59:29,203 --> 00:59:30,937
You told me to.

1585
00:59:31,238 --> 00:59:32,771
And those women said
to thank you for the three-way.

1586
00:59:32,773 --> 00:59:34,474
Arcot.

1587
00:59:34,608 --> 00:59:35,607
Did you arrange
the <i>ménage à trois?</i>

1588
00:59:35,609 --> 00:59:37,477
Uh...

1589
00:59:37,678 --> 00:59:39,479
Shall I go ask them?

1590
00:59:39,847 --> 00:59:41,079
Okay. Okay. So, I know them
from my swingers club, but--

1591
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:42,014
How could you?

1592
00:59:42,016 --> 00:59:44,883
I don't want you
at my wedding tomorrow.

1593
00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:45,984
Seriously?

1594
00:59:45,986 --> 00:59:47,821
Seriously.

1595
00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:50,055
Sarita break it to ya, Thorn,

1596
00:59:50,057 --> 00:59:51,790
but we're giving you
a minus one.

1597
00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:53,158
You're disinviting me?

1598
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,593
We're giving you a minus one.

1599
00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:56,762
-Just say you're disinviting me.
-Minus one!

1600
00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:58,730
You got any more minus ones
lying around?

1601
00:59:58,732 --> 01:00:00,567
I don't know. Who's it for?

1602
01:00:00,701 --> 01:00:02,934
I can't believe you're
choosing Farva over me.

1603
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:05,337
This idiot still thinks
the moon landing was staged.

1604
01:00:05,339 --> 01:00:06,938
I'm just asking questions.

1605
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,075
It's time to go, Boopy.

1606
01:00:13,981 --> 01:00:15,882
Brave move, babe.

1607
01:00:19,987 --> 01:00:23,622
Scromiting! I get it now.
Scream vomiting.

1608
01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:25,692
Whoa!

1609
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,931
All right, first stop.

1610
01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:35,133
Hey, Mac. Are you sure we can't
just drop you off at your place?

1611
01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:36,968
Nah, I'm good.
I stopped drinking a while ago.

1612
01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:39,938
Well then, let's get it
going again, huh? Shots?

1613
01:00:44,678 --> 01:00:47,079
No, I-I think we gotta get
Cap'n McShroomy back home.

1614
01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:48,914
Unless you wanna stop off
for fondue?

1615
01:00:51,251 --> 01:00:53,318
Yeah, night's over, Rook.
Safe travels, guys.

1616
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,120
No, I'm fine. Fine.

1617
01:01:12,706 --> 01:01:15,942
I can't believe I'm doing this.

1618
01:01:17,711 --> 01:01:22,247
All right,
fuckin' <i>Sportif Le Electrique.</i>

1619
01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:24,015
Power on.

1620
01:01:31,024 --> 01:01:33,792
No, you sound like
a hamster fart.

1621
01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:35,393
Give me a '69 Mustang.

1622
01:01:37,731 --> 01:01:40,098
Okay.
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1623
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:43,201
Now, let's do
the automatronic driving thing

1624
01:01:43,203 --> 01:01:44,836
to Duck Neck Creek.

1625
01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:47,640
Oh!

1626
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:50,142
Yes! Let's jump that creek.

1627
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:52,144
Whoa.

1628
01:01:52,146 --> 01:01:55,581
Whoa, look at you.
The wheel moves.

1629
01:01:57,084 --> 01:02:00,018
Auto drive. Nice.
What other tricks you got?

1630
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,753
<i>How's it going, eh?</i>

1631
01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:03,021
<i>Welcome to</i>
Le Sportif Electrique

1632
01:02:03,023 --> 01:02:04,322
<i>vehicle voice system.</i>

1633
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,192
Look at you. You speak.

1634
01:02:07,194 --> 01:02:09,094
<i>Please enter</i>
<i>your command, bud.</i>

1635
01:02:09,096 --> 01:02:11,464
I could do without
the Canadian accent though.

1636
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,964
Do you have any other options?

1637
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:14,634
<i>Bonjour.</i>

1638
01:02:14,835 --> 01:02:16,201
<i>Bienvenue au le système vocal</i>
<i>du véhicule...</i>

1639
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:17,369
<i>...Le Sportif Electrique.</i>

1640
01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:19,706
Fuck that shit. Go back.

1641
01:02:20,174 --> 01:02:21,808
<i>Je ne comprends pas.</i>
<i>Veuillez saisir votre compte--</i>

1642
01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:23,742
- English. Canadian. English.
<i>- Je ne comprends pas.</i>

1643
01:02:23,744 --> 01:02:24,944
<i>Gotcha, eh.</i>

1644
01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,945
<i>Duck Neck Creek</i>
<i>approaching there, bud.</i>

1645
01:02:26,947 --> 01:02:28,680
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1646
01:02:28,682 --> 01:02:29,448
<i>Safety protocols engaged.</i>

1647
01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:32,819
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1648
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:33,953
Whoa, what's happening?
What the hell are you doing?

1649
01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:35,220
I ordered you
to jump that creek.

1650
01:02:35,222 --> 01:02:36,889
<i>Sorry, bud.</i>

1651
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:38,857
<i>That order's too dangerous</i>
<i>for the vehicle's occupant.</i>

1652
01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:40,459
Override safety protocol.
Let's go.

1653
01:02:40,461 --> 01:02:42,027
<i>I'm afraid safety protocols</i>

1654
01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:43,061
<i>can't be overridden.</i>

1655
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,362
Bullshit.

1656
01:02:44,364 --> 01:02:46,465
You're the machine,
and I'm the human,

1657
01:02:46,467 --> 01:02:49,100
- and I wanna jump that creek.
<i>- Sorry.</i>

1658
01:02:49,102 --> 01:02:52,170
<i>This vehicle is not authorized</i>
<i>to jump Duck Neck Creek.</i>

1659
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:55,140
Let me tell you something,
you Canadian shit box.

1660
01:02:55,142 --> 01:02:57,075
I need to jump that creek.

1661
01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:58,143
<i>Why's that?</i>

1662
01:02:59,179 --> 01:03:00,378
Because I need to.

1663
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:01,313
<i>Why's that?</i>

1664
01:03:03,116 --> 01:03:05,484
Because I wanna feel
young again, okay?

1665
01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:08,255
There. I said it. Are you happy?

1666
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:10,056
<i>Why's that?</i>

1667
01:03:10,157 --> 01:03:13,526
Fuck off,
you stupid Canuck fucking car.

1668
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,194
<i>Sorry.</i>

1669
01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:17,128
Fucking piece of shit,
fucking Canadian.

1670
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:18,863
Green, fuckin' sensible,

1671
01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:21,066
eco-friendly
fucking piece of shit car.

1672
01:03:21,068 --> 01:03:24,402
Fuckin' <i>Le Sportif Electrique,</i>
piece of shit motherfucker.

1673
01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:26,371
Only one fucking thing
I want you to do,

1674
01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:28,340
you fucking piece of shit,
Canadian ass,

1675
01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:30,676
fuckin' silent car.

1676
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,248
- Hey. Do not follow me.
<i>- Sorry.</i>

1677
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:39,384
<i>I am tasked with monitoring</i>
<i>the safety of my driver.</i>

1678
01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:42,988
I don't give a shit. You're not
even a real car, you know that?

1679
01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,591
You're a toy
that needs to be plugged in.

1680
01:03:45,593 --> 01:03:48,093
And let me tell you
something else.

1681
01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:51,363
You will never ever be as good

1682
01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:54,065
as an American
highway patrol car,

1683
01:03:54,067 --> 01:03:56,268
and I hate you. You hear me?
And I never wanna

1684
01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:58,003
see you again.

1685
01:03:58,005 --> 01:04:00,106
<i>Sorry.</i>

1686
01:04:10,384 --> 01:04:11,883
The hell?

1687
01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:16,087
What is this?

1688
01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:24,597
Syrup?

1689
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:29,135
Corn syrup?

1690
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,179
It's the best.

1691
01:05:17,552 --> 01:05:18,617
Well, well, well.

1692
01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:21,654
Those aren't cheese baskets.

1693
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:23,990
Psst! Mac!

1694
01:05:25,493 --> 01:05:27,258
Coy. What are you doing here?

1695
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,562
I heard some chatter on the CB
about some shady shit

1696
01:05:29,564 --> 01:05:31,196
going down
at the Buchanan's old barn.

1697
01:05:31,198 --> 01:05:32,964
Yeah,
they're running a drug lab.

1698
01:05:32,966 --> 01:05:33,965
What?

1699
01:05:33,967 --> 01:05:35,601
Yeah. Okay, here's the plan.

1700
01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:37,503
I'll go left. You go right.

1701
01:05:37,505 --> 01:05:38,970
-Okay.
-Okay.

1702
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:43,876
Okay.

1703
01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,511
You go left, and I'll go right.

1704
01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:51,751
Fine.

1705
01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:53,351
We'll both go left and
we'll both go right.

1706
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:03,162
Now the night's over, Mac.

1707
01:06:10,671 --> 01:06:12,404
Good morning!

1708
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:15,708
Wakey wakey.

1709
01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:18,343
What's up, bitch?

1710
01:06:18,345 --> 01:06:21,212
Ah, from selling weed
to cooking meth.

1711
01:06:21,214 --> 01:06:23,281
You Buchanans are really
moving up in the world.

1712
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:26,017
It's not meth.

1713
01:06:26,019 --> 01:06:28,087
Our shit's way better.

1714
01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:30,189
Thanks to our secret ingredient.

1715
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:32,525
Moose Clock corn syrup.

1716
01:06:32,527 --> 01:06:34,159
So, you made it look like

1717
01:06:34,161 --> 01:06:35,594
those trucks
were being vandalized,

1718
01:06:35,596 --> 01:06:38,163
but really you were
just stealing the syrup.

1719
01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:39,498
That's our secret sauce.

1720
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,535
You cook it with molly,
oxycodone, and antifreeze,

1721
01:06:42,537 --> 01:06:44,202
and it'll get you higher
than a giraffe's asshole.

1722
01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:46,739
Yeah,
we call it Canadian Crystal.

1723
01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:49,775
Holy shit.
That's a stupid fucking name.

1724
01:06:50,177 --> 01:06:51,477
You got
a better fucking name for it?

1725
01:06:51,479 --> 01:06:55,249
Yeah. How about
Molly Molly Oxy Freeze?

1726
01:06:55,382 --> 01:06:57,616
Shit. That is better.

1727
01:06:57,618 --> 01:06:59,317
-Way fucking better.
-Fuck!

1728
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,987
Why didn't you think of that?

1729
01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:03,122
Plus, you guys don't even
make the drugs in Canada.

1730
01:07:03,156 --> 01:07:04,790
Yeah.
That's the fucking genius of it.

1731
01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,125
We cook it here,
we smuggle it there,

1732
01:07:06,193 --> 01:07:07,059
and then the cops
are running around,

1733
01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,661
trying to figure out,
"Hey, which of you Canadians

1734
01:07:08,663 --> 01:07:09,862
are selling this shit?"

1735
01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:11,062
So, it's actually
the smart thing,

1736
01:07:11,064 --> 01:07:11,864
and you said
it was the dumb thing.

1737
01:07:11,866 --> 01:07:13,367
So, get fucked.

1738
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,435
And the event planning
is just a cover.

1739
01:07:15,703 --> 01:07:17,271
If we told you that
we'd have to fucking kill you.

1740
01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:19,270
We do have to kill him.

1741
01:07:19,272 --> 01:07:21,440
Actually,
we do have to kill you, Mac.

1742
01:07:21,442 --> 01:07:23,576
We rent wedding supplies
in Canada

1743
01:07:23,578 --> 01:07:25,711
and return them stuffed full
of our real money maker.

1744
01:07:25,713 --> 01:07:26,645
- Hmm.
- That's why

1745
01:07:26,647 --> 01:07:28,581
this Indian thing's perfect.

1746
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,448
You wouldn't believe
how much shit

1747
01:07:29,450 --> 01:07:31,684
we could fit
inside of an elephant.

1748
01:07:31,686 --> 01:07:34,687
Drugs. A tiny guy one time.

1749
01:07:34,689 --> 01:07:36,321
We put drugs inside the guy.

1750
01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:38,223
Put the guy inside the elephant.

1751
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:40,192
It was like
a Russian doll situation.

1752
01:07:40,528 --> 01:07:41,827
Mm, still, it's pretty pathetic
you guys have to pose

1753
01:07:41,829 --> 01:07:43,762
as wedding planners
to sell drugs.

1754
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:46,130
We're not wedding planners.

1755
01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:47,232
Yeah, we're not
wedding planners,

1756
01:07:47,234 --> 01:07:49,001
okay?

1757
01:07:49,035 --> 01:07:49,902
We're not
fucking wedding planners.

1758
01:07:50,003 --> 01:07:53,171
Yeah. I'm the wedding planner.
Remember?

1759
01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:55,306
These two are just
my little jackass helpers.

1760
01:07:55,308 --> 01:07:56,642
Well, we're not just
her little helpers.

1761
01:07:56,644 --> 01:07:58,309
We're actually the brains
of the operation.

1762
01:07:58,311 --> 01:07:59,578
No. You can't be the brains
of the operation

1763
01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:01,315
if you don't have a brain.

1764
01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:02,313
Oh, shit, Steve.

1765
01:08:02,315 --> 01:08:03,414
You got served.

1766
01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:05,116
What'd you say?

1767
01:08:07,153 --> 01:08:08,353
- Oh!
- Ooh.

1768
01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,022
Ouch!

1769
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:11,524
- Yeah!
- That looked like it hurt.

1770
01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:15,828
Well, well, well. If it isn't
the fox in our henhouse.

1771
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,763
Hey, Mac.
Can I get you a coffee?

1772
01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,264
With cream.

1773
01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:20,666
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1774
01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:22,835
How long you been
working with them?

1775
01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:24,970
Ever since I sold weed
for them back in high school.

1776
01:08:24,972 --> 01:08:26,506
Little Coy Boy
may be your rookie,

1777
01:08:26,574 --> 01:08:28,172
but he's always been
our little bitch.

1778
01:08:28,174 --> 01:08:30,076
Little bitch.

1779
01:08:30,243 --> 01:08:31,844
Becoming a cop though
did have its upsides.

1780
01:08:31,846 --> 01:08:32,778
Yeah. Until he fucked it up.

1781
01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:33,546
Ow, what did I do?

1782
01:08:33,548 --> 01:08:35,179
You know what you did.

1783
01:08:35,181 --> 01:08:37,315
You knew we were
packing Dumbo last night,

1784
01:08:37,317 --> 01:08:39,250
and your one job
was to keep the cops drunk

1785
01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:40,184
and away from here.

1786
01:08:40,186 --> 01:08:41,520
I tried, okay?

1787
01:08:41,522 --> 01:08:42,721
Next time, you can
hang out with these

1788
01:08:42,723 --> 01:08:44,523
mustache-worshipping losers.

1789
01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:46,625
You probably
can't even grow a mustache.

1790
01:08:46,627 --> 01:08:48,794
I can grow a fucking mustache.
Hit him again.

1791
01:08:48,796 --> 01:08:50,295
With pleasure.

1792
01:08:51,933 --> 01:08:52,965
Oh!

1793
01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:54,133
- Yeah.
- Fuck.

1794
01:08:54,468 --> 01:08:56,869
Now you're definitely
not winning Rookie of the Year.

1795
01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,403
How do you tie this thing?

1796
01:08:58,405 --> 01:08:59,572
I don't know.
Where's the rabbit?

1797
01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:00,706
Where's the hole?

1798
01:09:02,543 --> 01:09:04,578
Hey.

1799
01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:05,477
-All right, we gonna do this?
-Yeah, let's do it.

1800
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,647
-There he is!
-Hello!

1801
01:09:07,848 --> 01:09:09,380
Heck of a night, Markowski.

1802
01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:11,382
My head feels like a boiled owl.

1803
01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:13,819
Last thing I remember
is beef dancing.

1804
01:09:13,821 --> 01:09:15,386
How about that speech?

1805
01:09:15,388 --> 01:09:17,089
What speech?

1806
01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:19,191
You don't remember giving
that racially edgy speech

1807
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,527
in front of
Thorny's parents last night?

1808
01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:22,293
Stop. Okay?
I know what you're doing.

1809
01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:24,295
I have nothing but love
for that culture.

1810
01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:26,197
Yeah. You demonstrated
that love last night,

1811
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,833
and it was, uh, next level.

1812
01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:29,503
Yeah.

1813
01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:32,438
I mean, I do sort of remember
getting up and saying something.

1814
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,272
Yeah. You had a lot of
interesting puns about

1815
01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:36,642
"currying" favor and
sitting "Indian" style.

1816
01:09:36,644 --> 01:09:38,445
No, I didn't.

1817
01:09:38,512 --> 01:09:40,179
You don't remember
telling Thorny's mom

1818
01:09:40,246 --> 01:09:42,815
you admired
her spicy Mumbai dumper...

1819
01:09:42,817 --> 01:09:45,585
and that that proved
you weren't racist?

1820
01:09:45,886 --> 01:09:47,587
I did?

1821
01:09:47,622 --> 01:09:49,623
We've been talking and, uh...

1822
01:09:49,690 --> 01:09:51,457
I think it's time
we gave you a present.

1823
01:09:51,459 --> 01:09:53,125
Yeah.

1824
01:09:53,259 --> 01:09:54,693
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't give books.

1825
01:09:54,695 --> 01:09:56,996
I give the books.

1826
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,665
<i>Am I Racist?</i>

1827
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,433
We thought we could
discuss after you read it.

1828
01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:05,571
Don't tell him I'm here.

1829
01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:06,538
Don't tell him I'm here.

1830
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:09,575
Thorn! How do I tie this sash?

1831
01:10:09,577 --> 01:10:10,843
Not my problem.

1832
01:10:10,845 --> 01:10:12,276
Where's Mac?

1833
01:10:12,278 --> 01:10:14,381
Not my problem.

1834
01:10:35,903 --> 01:10:38,269
I hope you like the cold, Mac.

1835
01:10:38,271 --> 01:10:40,005
Because we're about
to freeze you solid

1836
01:10:40,007 --> 01:10:41,406
in Canadian Crystal.

1837
01:10:41,408 --> 01:10:43,243
Oh, no. Shit. You missed that.

1838
01:10:43,309 --> 01:10:45,110
We call it
Molly Molly Oxy Freeze now.

1839
01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:46,712
-Oh, I like that. That's good.
-It's good, I know.

1840
01:10:46,714 --> 01:10:47,713
I came up with that.

1841
01:10:47,715 --> 01:10:49,448
Oh, then actually it sucks.

1842
01:10:49,450 --> 01:10:50,783
Oh, you know it doesn't suck.

1843
01:10:50,785 --> 01:10:51,817
It doesn't really suck.

1844
01:10:51,819 --> 01:10:52,751
Hey.

1845
01:10:52,753 --> 01:10:55,120
B-t-dubz, Mac.

1846
01:10:55,589 --> 01:10:57,388
A lot of people's heads explode
during the freezing process.

1847
01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:00,926
There's some great videos
on TikTok.

1848
01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:04,196
Well, I got a little wedding
to attend.

1849
01:11:04,465 --> 01:11:06,465
And we'll be back to take
a frozen selfie with you

1850
01:11:06,467 --> 01:11:08,335
in a little while.

1851
01:11:08,703 --> 01:11:10,770
Don't you guys have to go
do some wedding planner stuff?

1852
01:11:10,938 --> 01:11:12,171
How many times
do I have to fucking tell you?

1853
01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:13,237
We're not wedding planners!

1854
01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:15,007
Ow!

1855
01:11:15,042 --> 01:11:15,607
-Why would I do that?
-Come on, Steve.

1856
01:11:15,609 --> 01:11:17,076
Why would I do that?

1857
01:11:28,522 --> 01:11:31,558
Wow, look at this.

1858
01:11:40,735 --> 01:11:42,300
You look good, Markowski.

1859
01:11:42,302 --> 01:11:45,403
I hope so.
I'm feeling pretty nervous.

1860
01:11:45,405 --> 01:11:47,673
<i>-Namaste,</i> fellas.
-Oh. <i>Namaste.</i>

1861
01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:49,407
You'll have to check
your firearms.

1862
01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:50,676
No guns at a Hindu wedding.

1863
01:11:50,678 --> 01:11:52,512
Sorry about that.

1864
01:11:52,713 --> 01:11:54,913
Next you'll say
there's no alcohol.

1865
01:11:54,915 --> 01:11:56,280
Well...

1866
01:11:56,282 --> 01:11:57,883
-Oh, boy.
-Oh.

1867
01:11:57,885 --> 01:11:59,852
Uh, let's go.

1868
01:11:59,854 --> 01:12:00,819
Have fun.

1869
01:12:07,728 --> 01:12:09,429
Oh, wow.

1870
01:12:10,030 --> 01:12:12,765
Okay.
I've got some apologizing to do.

1871
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,533
-H-Hold on, Cap--
-No, no, no, no.

1872
01:12:14,535 --> 01:12:17,337
A man must make amends.

1873
01:12:17,471 --> 01:12:20,473
Part of the Hindu tradition.

1874
01:12:24,879 --> 01:12:25,944
<i>Namaste.</i>

1875
01:12:25,946 --> 01:12:27,780
Rough night last night.

1876
01:12:27,782 --> 01:12:29,882
Yeah, uh, that's actually why--

1877
01:12:29,884 --> 01:12:31,415
-Samosa?
-Oh.

1878
01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:32,818
Um...

1879
01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:35,789
Yeah. Thank you.

1880
01:12:36,557 --> 01:12:38,258
Mm.

1881
01:12:38,391 --> 01:12:40,959
I'm glad you're both here. Um...

1882
01:12:40,961 --> 01:12:45,631
I'd like to share
how much love and respect

1883
01:12:45,633 --> 01:12:47,866
that I have for your culture.

1884
01:12:47,868 --> 01:12:52,905
And, well, when alcohol
is coupled with debauchery,

1885
01:12:52,907 --> 01:12:58,376
sometimes the speeches,
they can get a little randy.

1886
01:12:58,378 --> 01:12:59,711
And, uh...

1887
01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:02,413
You can't really
fairly judge a man

1888
01:13:02,415 --> 01:13:04,650
when he's in--
in that state of--

1889
01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:08,720
What the hell is in this samosa?
My mouth is on fire.

1890
01:13:08,722 --> 01:13:11,623
Oh, yours must have contained
a New Delhi nose pepper.

1891
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:13,424
Yeah,
that's considered quite lucky.

1892
01:13:13,426 --> 01:13:15,527
In what fucking culture--

1893
01:13:15,529 --> 01:13:16,895
would that be considered lucky?

1894
01:13:16,897 --> 01:13:18,497
"Fucking culture?"

1895
01:13:18,499 --> 01:13:21,099
No, I didn't-- It's not--
That's not-- I've...

1896
01:13:21,101 --> 01:13:23,435
It's just because...
you people gave me this.

1897
01:13:23,437 --> 01:13:24,770
I beg your pardon?

1898
01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:27,674
My mouth
is literally fucking on fire!

1899
01:13:27,741 --> 01:13:31,378
It's like a dragon
is inside my gums!

1900
01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:32,778
I'm not racist!

1901
01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,861
Let's see what you got, Farva.

1902
01:13:53,901 --> 01:13:55,802
The hell?

1903
01:13:55,936 --> 01:14:00,340
This is your investigation?
Fucking Farva.

1904
01:14:15,055 --> 01:14:17,791
Cam.

1905
01:14:21,729 --> 01:14:23,195
No.

1906
01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:24,696
Okay.

1907
01:14:24,698 --> 01:14:26,933
There's Sarita's car.

1908
01:14:27,902 --> 01:14:30,603
I need another view here.

1909
01:14:31,705 --> 01:14:34,806
Think, Mac. Think, Mac.

1910
01:14:34,808 --> 01:14:38,945
Okay. Okay, this is bad.

1911
01:14:39,079 --> 01:14:40,112
Oh.

1912
01:14:40,114 --> 01:14:41,847
Mm! Yummy.

1913
01:14:41,849 --> 01:14:43,148
Minty.

1914
01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,884
Oh, perfect.

1915
01:14:45,085 --> 01:14:46,551
Oh, no, no, no.
Guys, that's the bride's side.

1916
01:14:46,553 --> 01:14:48,487
Groom's is over there.

1917
01:14:48,489 --> 01:14:49,721
Plenty of room to stretch out.

1918
01:14:53,193 --> 01:14:54,860
Are Coy and Ursula on a date?

1919
01:14:54,862 --> 01:14:56,662
Why? Just 'cause they're sitting
next to each other?

1920
01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:58,964
I'm gonna sit next to you.
Does that mean we're dating?

1921
01:14:58,966 --> 01:15:01,601
Have you guys met my date,
everyone?

1922
01:15:01,669 --> 01:15:03,835
There has to be more.

1923
01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:06,538
God damn,
I need more traffic cams.

1924
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,140
- Try Farva's body cam!
- Oh!

1925
01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:10,175
Cap, you're here again?

1926
01:15:10,177 --> 01:15:12,144
You told me to get a hobby.
I started a home garden.

1927
01:15:12,146 --> 01:15:13,278
And you're taking our shovel?

1928
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:16,382
Mm! Government steel.
Nothing better.

1929
01:15:20,187 --> 01:15:22,888
Okay. Okay.

1930
01:15:22,890 --> 01:15:24,791
I'm bored!

1931
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:27,059
I hate retirement!

1932
01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:29,127
I wanted to see what was
going on over here,

1933
01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:31,930
but everyone had gone
to that damn wedding. Happy now?

1934
01:15:31,932 --> 01:15:33,699
Cap, we love having you around.

1935
01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:36,268
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, type it in.

1936
01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:38,236
Farva's body cam.

1937
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,707
It's actually a good idea.

1938
01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:44,477
Yeah. It's called
basic police work.

1939
01:15:49,984 --> 01:15:51,249
Play.

1940
01:15:51,251 --> 01:15:53,151
<i>Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah</i>

1941
01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:55,687
We call this a wet dog.

1942
01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,723
Dr. Pepper makes it spicy.

1943
01:15:57,725 --> 01:15:59,692
Fucking idiot.

1944
01:15:59,994 --> 01:16:00,859
<i>Oh, now I got</i>
<i>a slowpoke in front of me.</i>

1945
01:16:00,861 --> 01:16:02,928
Come on, you slowpoke.

1946
01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:05,031
Get the molasses
out of your asses.

1947
01:16:05,165 --> 01:16:06,933
It's probably a chick
from Massachusetts.

1948
01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:09,201
Hey! Hey, Masshole!

1949
01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:11,236
Oh! My fucking hot dog!

1950
01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:12,906
Shit!

1951
01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:14,339
Fucking shit!

1952
01:16:15,676 --> 01:16:18,878
Son of a bitch. It was him.

1953
01:16:20,881 --> 01:16:22,681
This is when
I wouldn't mind being...

1954
01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,784
a little bit taller.

1955
01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:32,091
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1956
01:16:32,426 --> 01:16:34,760
<i>please join us outside</i>
<i>for a very special arrival.</i>

1957
01:16:36,830 --> 01:16:38,330
Here comes the groom.

1958
01:16:42,202 --> 01:16:44,136
Farva in the house!

1959
01:16:44,138 --> 01:16:46,238
Look at me! I'm on an elephant!

1960
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,240
Yeah, big boy.

1961
01:16:48,242 --> 01:16:50,976
-That's one magnificent beast.
-The one with the long trunk

1962
01:16:50,978 --> 01:16:52,344
or the one
marrying Thorny's sister?

1963
01:17:18,939 --> 01:17:20,739
<i>Officer Womack acquired.</i>

1964
01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:22,841
<i>Now locating back up, eh.</i>

1965
01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:24,209
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?

1966
01:17:27,881 --> 01:17:28,980
We gotta stop that thing!

1967
01:17:28,982 --> 01:17:30,315
Oh, fuck! Come on!

1968
01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:32,084
<i>I was monitoring your vitals</i>

1969
01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:34,052
<i>through the key fob.</i>
<i>I detected a drop</i>

1970
01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:37,355
<i>in body temperature</i>
<i>and tracked your location, bud.</i>

1971
01:17:37,357 --> 01:17:39,157
Cap,
we gotta get to that wedding.

1972
01:17:39,159 --> 01:17:40,225
You gotta get to that wedding.

1973
01:17:40,227 --> 01:17:41,927
I'd rather
eat lumpy kitty litter.

1974
01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:46,699
Now, I'm off to see
my girl in Brattleboro.

1975
01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:49,068
Sure you are.

1976
01:17:55,008 --> 01:17:56,743
Goddamn it!

1977
01:17:57,344 --> 01:17:59,744
-There he is! Go, go, go!
-Yes!

1978
01:17:59,746 --> 01:18:01,915
Can't get away
from us, little piggy!

1979
01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:04,749
<i>Safety protocol override.</i>

1980
01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:07,687
<i>Engaging evade mode, eh.</i>

1981
01:18:08,755 --> 01:18:10,757
He's going to Duck Neck Creek.

1982
01:18:11,191 --> 01:18:13,927
<i>Calculating ideal trajectory.</i>

1983
01:18:14,261 --> 01:18:17,095
<i>Maximizing speed for</i>
<i>increased distance and height.</i>

1984
01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:19,064
Oh, shit!

1985
01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:21,199
Hey, watch it!

1986
01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:25,672
Fuck!

1987
01:18:26,306 --> 01:18:27,305
<i>Send her, bud!</i>

1988
01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:32,445
<i>♪ Duck Neck Creek ♪</i>

1989
01:18:32,447 --> 01:18:35,046
<i>Whee!</i>

1990
01:18:35,048 --> 01:18:37,782
<i>♪ Duck Neck Creek ♪</i>

1991
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,320
<i>Enjoy your</i>
<i>vehicle from Tkachuk Motors,</i>

1992
01:18:42,322 --> 01:18:44,823
<i>where a good ride</i>
<i>is our pleasure, eh.</i>

1993
01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:45,924
He's heading towards
the wedding.

1994
01:18:45,926 --> 01:18:47,292
Let's fucking go!

1995
01:19:03,277 --> 01:19:04,876
Mm-hmm!

1996
01:19:04,878 --> 01:19:07,846
- Yeah!
- Oh, my God!

1997
01:19:11,318 --> 01:19:12,317
I love you.

1998
01:19:18,859 --> 01:19:21,860
- Yeah, come on! Come on!
- All right!

1999
01:19:21,862 --> 01:19:24,429
All the Indians in the house
say "Yeah!"

2000
01:19:24,431 --> 01:19:25,464
Yeah!

2001
01:19:25,466 --> 01:19:27,233
My people.

2002
01:19:27,301 --> 01:19:29,035
I'm talking about

2003
01:19:29,069 --> 01:19:29,936
-the Indians.
-What the fuck is this?

2004
01:19:30,237 --> 01:19:33,305
Glorious. Now, in keeping
with our Hindu tradition,

2005
01:19:33,307 --> 01:19:36,542
if there is anyone here
who objects to this union...

2006
01:19:36,544 --> 01:19:38,009
I object.

2007
01:19:41,315 --> 01:19:43,315
Stop this wedding now!

2008
01:19:43,317 --> 01:19:45,518
And this is why
Hindus don't have

2009
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,118
guns at weddings!

2010
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,355
Thorny,
you are not welcome here.

2011
01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:53,858
Oh, I think you're gonna
wanna hear this, Thorny.

2012
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:56,529
See, there was something
about the origin

2013
01:19:56,531 --> 01:19:58,464
of Farva
and Sarita's relationship

2014
01:19:58,466 --> 01:19:59,864
that none of us knew.

2015
01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:02,802
That none of us could know.

2016
01:20:02,970 --> 01:20:04,903
Something so shocking

2017
01:20:04,905 --> 01:20:08,273
it would end this farce,
once and for all.

2018
01:20:08,275 --> 01:20:09,442
Sarita!

2019
01:20:09,444 --> 01:20:11,243
I can't take it anymore.

2020
01:20:11,245 --> 01:20:12,877
Our love is based on a lie.

2021
01:20:14,348 --> 01:20:16,015
What?

2022
01:20:16,383 --> 01:20:19,851
Last night, when your old man
got busted for eating beef

2023
01:20:19,853 --> 01:20:22,053
and having that <i>ménage</i>
with the two hot strippers.

2024
01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:25,123
I know.

2025
01:20:25,125 --> 01:20:26,825
Let me finish.

2026
01:20:26,827 --> 01:20:28,561
He said,

2027
01:20:28,663 --> 01:20:30,496
"Nothing is more important
than honesty."

2028
01:20:30,498 --> 01:20:32,565
And he told your mother
the truth.

2029
01:20:32,567 --> 01:20:35,235
So,
I'm gonna tell you the truth.

2030
01:20:36,937 --> 01:20:38,537
I ran you off the road
that night.

2031
01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:41,139
What?

2032
01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:43,042
It was me.

2033
01:20:43,444 --> 01:20:45,176
No, Farva, you're not getting
away with it. Not this time!

2034
01:20:45,178 --> 01:20:48,246
Arcot, let him speak his piece.

2035
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:50,449
Mom, no. It's total bullshit.

2036
01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:51,584
Let the boy speak.

2037
01:20:51,586 --> 01:20:53,418
- Yeah!
- Let Rod speak!

2038
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:56,187
Let Rod speak! Let Rod speak!

2039
01:20:56,189 --> 01:20:57,355
Thank you, crowd members.

2040
01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:59,158
-Let Rod speak!
-Okay, that's enough.

2041
01:20:59,226 --> 01:21:00,360
Let Rod speak!

2042
01:21:00,628 --> 01:21:02,628
Sarita, if you weren't driving
so slow that night,

2043
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,463
none of this
would have ever happened.

2044
01:21:04,465 --> 01:21:07,265
But I mean,
Indian drivers, am I right?

2045
01:21:08,436 --> 01:21:10,101
You guys know
what I'm talking about.

2046
01:21:10,103 --> 01:21:11,604
All you know
what I'm talking about.

2047
01:21:13,441 --> 01:21:15,874
But then, I saved you.

2048
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:19,313
And you were so in love with me,
and you're so hot...

2049
01:21:19,547 --> 01:21:21,814
...how could I not marry you?

2050
01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:25,016
So, can you ever forgive me?

2051
01:21:28,221 --> 01:21:29,522
<i>Warning.</i>

2052
01:21:29,524 --> 01:21:31,156
<i>Warning.</i>

2053
01:21:31,158 --> 01:21:33,291
<i>Warning. Warning.</i>

2054
01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:34,359
<i>Warning.</i>

2055
01:21:34,361 --> 01:21:35,927
<i>Warning.</i>

2056
01:21:35,929 --> 01:21:37,362
<i>Warning. Warning.</i>

2057
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:46,004
Holy shit! It's Mac!
Come on, let's get him up.

2058
01:21:50,277 --> 01:21:52,545
Okay. Okay. Easy. Easy.

2059
01:21:54,449 --> 01:21:59,184
Some kind of syrup.
Not maple. Probably corn.

2060
01:21:59,186 --> 01:22:00,553
Coy, get some hot tea.

2061
01:22:00,555 --> 01:22:02,120
We're gonna try
to defrost this guy.

2062
01:22:02,122 --> 01:22:03,955
A-Are we sure
he's even still alive?

2063
01:22:03,957 --> 01:22:04,923
It might be too late.

2064
01:22:04,925 --> 01:22:06,124
I'll get the tea!

2065
01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:07,258
Holy shit!

2066
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:09,394
Whoa, we were just driving
and we saw Officer Womack

2067
01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:10,629
attached to that crazy car.
Is he okay?

2068
01:22:10,631 --> 01:22:12,230
As the owners of this premises,

2069
01:22:12,232 --> 01:22:14,467
we need to get this man
to a hospital, STAT!

2070
01:22:14,469 --> 01:22:16,469
-Baker, bungee cords. Let's go.
-Got it.

2071
01:22:16,471 --> 01:22:18,069
Yeah, and I'll give you
a police escort.

2072
01:22:18,071 --> 01:22:19,906
- Great idea, Coy.
- Come on, Mac.

2073
01:22:19,973 --> 01:22:21,172
Come on.

2074
01:22:21,174 --> 01:22:22,675
He's alive!

2075
01:22:22,677 --> 01:22:24,008
And he's trying
to say something!

2076
01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:30,317
I jumped
Duck Neck Creek.

2077
01:22:30,618 --> 01:22:32,485
Okay, but is there more?

2078
01:22:32,487 --> 01:22:35,954
It meant a lot to me.

2079
01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:38,123
Great, but anything about this?

2080
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:41,393
Uh, the Buchanans froze me.

2081
01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,529
EV saved me.

2082
01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:45,731
Delirium is a common sign
of syrup poisoning.

2083
01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:47,065
-I Googled it.
-That's true,

2084
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:48,400
I just watched
a whole segment about it

2085
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,502
on Sanjay Gupta.

2086
01:22:49,504 --> 01:22:52,370
Canadian Crystal...

2087
01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:55,674
Smuggled... Elephant...

2088
01:22:55,676 --> 01:22:58,109
Buchanan drugs...

2089
01:22:58,111 --> 01:22:59,678
in elephant.

2090
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:01,346
Are you saying
that the Buchanans

2091
01:23:01,348 --> 01:23:03,450
stuffed that Canadian elephant

2092
01:23:03,851 --> 01:23:05,250
full of drugs and are gonna
send it back over the border?

2093
01:23:05,252 --> 01:23:06,151
Is that what you're saying?

2094
01:23:06,153 --> 01:23:09,387
Yeah, you got that, huh?
Good for you.

2095
01:23:09,389 --> 01:23:13,826
Okay,
he's clearly joking, right?

2096
01:23:14,294 --> 01:23:15,594
You tell me.

2097
01:23:15,596 --> 01:23:17,464
Enough! What are we gonna do?

2098
01:23:17,598 --> 01:23:19,832
Stop a beautiful wedding
because a little boy

2099
01:23:20,066 --> 01:23:22,068
in a big brick of goo
showed up out of nowhere?

2100
01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:24,302
Rabbit, check
that elephant's ass for drugs.

2101
01:23:24,304 --> 01:23:26,337
Uh, I would, but I, uh,

2102
01:23:26,339 --> 01:23:29,307
I pulled my arm muscle
candlepin bowling.

2103
01:23:29,309 --> 01:23:31,409
Fine. I'll do it.

2104
01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:33,813
This is fucking ridiculous.

2105
01:23:34,147 --> 01:23:37,083
Arcot, stop trying
to ruin this wedding!

2106
01:23:50,263 --> 01:23:52,363
- Don't do it!
- You wouldn't dare!

2107
01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:54,166
Don't you touch that animal!

2108
01:23:54,367 --> 01:23:55,768
Please, don't do it.

2109
01:23:55,770 --> 01:23:57,570
Oh.

2110
01:23:57,572 --> 01:23:58,604
Thorny, no.

2111
01:23:58,606 --> 01:23:59,572
Holy fuck!

2112
01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:00,539
-God!
-Wow!

2113
01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:01,707
Pervert!

2114
01:24:06,112 --> 01:24:08,246
Hey.
Don't forget to cup the balls.

2115
01:24:11,218 --> 01:24:13,519
Ramathorn, stop!

2116
01:24:13,521 --> 01:24:14,820
Why don't you
stick your head up there?

2117
01:24:14,822 --> 01:24:16,187
You'll get a better look.

2118
01:24:22,362 --> 01:24:24,229
There's nothing in there.

2119
01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:26,064
Ugh.

2120
01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:27,332
All right.
Everybody back in the tent.

2121
01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:28,834
Nothing to see here.
Nothing to see here.

2122
01:24:28,836 --> 01:24:29,835
Shame. Shame on you.

2123
01:24:29,837 --> 01:24:31,670
Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame.

2124
01:24:31,672 --> 01:24:34,105
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame.

2125
01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:35,608
- Okay. I was wrong.
- Shame. Shame.

2126
01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:37,275
- God.
- Shame. Shame.

2127
01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,478
Shame. Shame. Shame.

2128
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,346
Mac, there was nothing in there.

2129
01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:44,082
They said, "elephant."

2130
01:24:44,084 --> 01:24:46,919
Okay, let's get this guy
to a hospital now?

2131
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,088
Hold on.

2132
01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:55,461
Wrong elephant.

2133
01:24:55,463 --> 01:24:57,496
Oh, for fuck's sake, what now?

2134
01:24:57,498 --> 01:25:01,700
I'll bet my left nut
the drugs are in <i>this</i> elephant!

2135
01:25:01,702 --> 01:25:05,505
Drugs inside of Ganesh?
Are you out of your mind?

2136
01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:08,507
Arcot Jambulingam Ramathorn,

2137
01:25:08,509 --> 01:25:10,609
don't you dare
touch that statue.

2138
01:25:10,611 --> 01:25:14,713
Arcot, you godless animal.
I have never been so ashamed.

2139
01:25:14,715 --> 01:25:17,382
Ah-ha!

2140
01:25:28,663 --> 01:25:30,462
Thank God. I needed a win.

2141
01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:33,566
You're a regular
Sherlock Holmes, Thorny.

2142
01:25:33,568 --> 01:25:35,801
Freeze, you fucking Buchanans!

2143
01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:37,469
Look, everybody...

2144
01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:38,338
...chill the fuck out!

2145
01:25:38,606 --> 01:25:41,840
Coy is dirty.

2146
01:25:41,842 --> 01:25:46,613
He and Buchanans
tried to kill me.

2147
01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:48,346
Fuck, I knew Coy was dirty.

2148
01:25:48,348 --> 01:25:50,148
Oh, shut up. No, you didn't.

2149
01:25:51,886 --> 01:25:53,652
Come on, bro!

2150
01:25:57,525 --> 01:25:58,824
Whoa, whoa, what's happening?

2151
01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:01,392
It's either gunshots or popcorn.

2152
01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:07,231
Ooh.

2153
01:26:07,233 --> 01:26:08,701
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

2154
01:26:11,472 --> 01:26:12,471
Where the hell are your guns?

2155
01:26:12,473 --> 01:26:13,706
Hindu wedding.

2156
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:15,575
No booze either.

2157
01:26:15,676 --> 01:26:17,308
But I know where the guns are.
I'm on it.

2158
01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:20,112
-Let's go! Come on!
-Come on!

2159
01:26:20,146 --> 01:26:23,250
Can somebody scratch my nose,
please?

2160
01:26:24,819 --> 01:26:27,153
-Oh, fuck.
-Go, go!

2161
01:26:39,634 --> 01:26:41,533
Oof!

2162
01:26:45,673 --> 01:26:48,373
Next time you're
sixty-nining my ex-girlfriend,

2163
01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:51,143
tell her Foster says--

2164
01:26:51,812 --> 01:26:54,514
Fuck!

2165
01:26:55,783 --> 01:26:57,281
Mom!

2166
01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,853
I got her!

2167
01:27:05,893 --> 01:27:06,992
Oh, gosh!

2168
01:27:06,994 --> 01:27:09,028
Are you okay?

2169
01:27:09,096 --> 01:27:10,497
Yeah, but you aren't.

2170
01:27:11,197 --> 01:27:13,966
Rabbit! Come here!

2171
01:27:14,568 --> 01:27:18,604
Cover me!

2172
01:27:18,606 --> 01:27:20,407
Oh, shit!

2173
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,542
Hey, guys.
Let's go kick some ass.

2174
01:27:23,544 --> 01:27:25,276
Yeah, let's do it.

2175
01:27:31,552 --> 01:27:33,585
Yeah, take that, bitches!

2176
01:27:33,587 --> 01:27:35,355
What the fuck?

2177
01:27:35,589 --> 01:27:36,955
Freeze, you fucking Buchanans.

2178
01:27:36,957 --> 01:27:38,123
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.

2179
01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:39,558
Yeah, fuck you,
wedding planners.

2180
01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,461
-Save the date... for jail!
-Oh!

2181
01:27:42,463 --> 01:27:43,996
- Right? Am I right?
- Burn!

2182
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:46,999
Are you kidding me?
We didn't do anything wrong.

2183
01:27:47,001 --> 01:27:48,299
This is bullshit.

2184
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:49,902
- Sorry for partying.
- Yeah.

2185
01:27:49,904 --> 01:27:52,938
Fucking drop it,
or I'll spill his brains.

2186
01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:55,308
I'll do it. Don't make me!

2187
01:27:57,578 --> 01:27:58,777
I'll fucking kill him--

2188
01:27:58,779 --> 01:27:59,978
Have some samosas!

2189
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:00,879
Oh!

2190
01:28:00,881 --> 01:28:05,050
- It burns! Ow-ow-ow.
- It burns!

2191
01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:07,351
New Delhi Nose Peppers, bitch!

2192
01:28:07,353 --> 01:28:10,055
Okay. Okay. Everybody calm down.

2193
01:28:10,057 --> 01:28:12,526
I'm taking the bride
as insurance.

2194
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,860
Don't do it, Coy.

2195
01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:16,762
I swear to God.

2196
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:18,731
I will put a bullet
in her bindi.

2197
01:28:18,733 --> 01:28:21,066
Hey, Rookie.

2198
01:28:22,603 --> 01:28:23,969
It's been knife knowing ya.

2199
01:28:23,971 --> 01:28:25,938
Holy shit.

2200
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:27,773
What the fuck?

2201
01:28:27,775 --> 01:28:29,575
I thought he hurt his arm
bowling.

2202
01:28:29,577 --> 01:28:30,776
Way to go, Rook.

2203
01:28:30,778 --> 01:28:32,612
I'm the rookie again?

2204
01:28:32,847 --> 01:28:34,880
You gotta be a rookie
to be Rookie of the Year.

2205
01:28:34,882 --> 01:28:36,448
- Oh!
- Bang!

2206
01:28:39,285 --> 01:28:40,786
Hey.

2207
01:28:40,788 --> 01:28:41,920
Hey.

2208
01:28:41,922 --> 01:28:43,021
You okay?

2209
01:28:43,023 --> 01:28:45,924
I am. Thanks to you.

2210
01:28:45,926 --> 01:28:47,893
Ursula, I've been
a complete fool

2211
01:28:47,895 --> 01:28:49,829
these last few weeks.

2212
01:28:49,997 --> 01:28:50,763
Yeah, well, you've kinda been
a complete fool

2213
01:28:50,765 --> 01:28:52,598
the entire time I've known you.

2214
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:54,668
Yeah. Yeah.

2215
01:28:54,869 --> 01:28:57,870
So, uh, you and Coy, huh?

2216
01:28:57,872 --> 01:28:59,605
"Me and Coy" what?

2217
01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:01,339
I don't know,
sex, HJ's, whatever.

2218
01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:03,008
It's cool.
We were broken up, you know.

2219
01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:05,978
Ew! Gross, no! He's a child.

2220
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:07,880
Who would wanna have sex
with a 20-something?

2221
01:29:09,683 --> 01:29:12,117
Right. Gross.

2222
01:29:12,119 --> 01:29:14,321
Not me.

2223
01:29:22,997 --> 01:29:25,464
Thank you for saving my life,
Todd.

2224
01:29:25,466 --> 01:29:27,699
No. I just...

2225
01:29:27,701 --> 01:29:30,702
hope that in some small way,

2226
01:29:30,704 --> 01:29:33,773
it makes up for my speech
last night.

2227
01:29:34,975 --> 01:29:38,877
I thought my appreciation
for your culture was evidence

2228
01:29:38,879 --> 01:29:42,181
that my heart was
in the right place, but...

2229
01:29:42,516 --> 01:29:44,784
maybe it was just a front.

2230
01:29:45,119 --> 01:29:47,385
Maybe I am racist.

2231
01:29:47,387 --> 01:29:48,854
Wait, no, Markowski.

2232
01:29:48,856 --> 01:29:50,589
No, no, no,
we were just fucking with you.

2233
01:29:50,591 --> 01:29:52,024
What?

2234
01:29:52,026 --> 01:29:53,926
-We made it up!
-Seriously?

2235
01:29:53,928 --> 01:29:56,795
You didn't give a racist speech,
Markowski.

2236
01:29:56,797 --> 01:29:58,429
It's fucking Captain!

2237
01:29:58,431 --> 01:29:59,565
-Captain.
-Captain. Captain.

2238
01:29:59,567 --> 01:30:01,301
Why? I just can't--

2239
01:30:01,635 --> 01:30:03,135
-I don't know. Doesn't work.
-I don't like-- Does not.

2240
01:30:03,137 --> 01:30:05,739
I don't know
what is going on here.

2241
01:30:05,973 --> 01:30:09,542
But I think I've decided
who my revenge fuck will be.

2242
01:30:10,511 --> 01:30:13,712
God damn <i>Putzfimmel Syndrome!</i>

2243
01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:25,057
Despite all the horrible things
I said about this car...

2244
01:30:26,493 --> 01:30:27,826
...it saved my life.

2245
01:30:27,828 --> 01:30:29,663
I know.

2246
01:30:29,763 --> 01:30:31,496
We jumped the creek together.

2247
01:30:31,498 --> 01:30:33,665
Thorny, that was my white whale.

2248
01:30:34,735 --> 01:30:37,469
My w-white w-whale.

2249
01:30:37,471 --> 01:30:40,607
I know, little buddy. I know.

2250
01:30:40,875 --> 01:30:41,907
Hold me?

2251
01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:44,576
No. No.

2252
01:30:44,578 --> 01:30:46,312
Um...

2253
01:30:46,447 --> 01:30:48,348
How's my girl doing?

2254
01:30:51,552 --> 01:30:53,620
I'm fine, Rodney.

2255
01:30:54,521 --> 01:30:56,690
But I'm not your girl anymore.

2256
01:30:56,957 --> 01:31:00,125
Our whole relationship
was based on a lie.

2257
01:31:02,062 --> 01:31:04,997
You ran me off the road,
lied to me about it,

2258
01:31:04,999 --> 01:31:07,232
and then let me
get taken hostage.

2259
01:31:07,234 --> 01:31:09,269
All true.

2260
01:31:11,772 --> 01:31:14,908
And I probably would've died...

2261
01:31:15,843 --> 01:31:17,911
...if not for Rabbit.

2262
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:21,213
He's the real hero.

2263
01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,684
Rabbit.

2264
01:31:25,719 --> 01:31:29,688
He risked his life to save mine,

2265
01:31:29,690 --> 01:31:32,959
and I don't know
what to say except...

2266
01:31:33,093 --> 01:31:34,928
I love you.

2267
01:31:36,597 --> 01:31:38,063
What?

2268
01:31:38,065 --> 01:31:39,899
No, no, no, no, no.

2269
01:31:39,967 --> 01:31:42,268
God damn <i>Putzfimmel's.</i>

2270
01:31:46,106 --> 01:31:47,941
Wow.

2271
01:31:47,975 --> 01:31:49,809
Wow.

2272
01:31:51,011 --> 01:31:53,879
As you know, I've been
going through a lot recently,

2273
01:31:53,881 --> 01:31:55,547
with the new guy
getting all the attention.

2274
01:31:58,018 --> 01:32:00,085
I was jealous, and I just feel
like I needed to be loved again.

2275
01:32:00,087 --> 01:32:02,521
And now,
in the most unlikely way,

2276
01:32:02,523 --> 01:32:03,555
love found me.

2277
01:32:03,557 --> 01:32:05,525
Aww!

2278
01:32:06,126 --> 01:32:08,126
Love found me.

2279
01:32:08,128 --> 01:32:09,628
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Sorry, Rabbit.

2280
01:32:09,630 --> 01:32:11,296
-What?
-Oh!

2281
01:32:11,298 --> 01:32:12,965
-I got you good, you fucker!
-What's going on?

2282
01:32:12,967 --> 01:32:14,833
-Oh, shit! That's my girl!
-Yeah!

2283
01:32:14,835 --> 01:32:16,001
Your girl!

2284
01:32:18,005 --> 01:32:19,304
-What?
-Let's go get hitched, baby!

2285
01:32:19,306 --> 01:32:20,772
Yeah, let's do it!

2286
01:32:23,577 --> 01:32:24,710
Fuck you, Rabbit!

2287
01:32:30,050 --> 01:32:32,884
Today is about family,

2288
01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:35,854
and I did not want
Rod Farva in my family.

2289
01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:37,724
Thorny.

2290
01:32:37,992 --> 01:32:40,826
But since I now know
that this is not my choice.

2291
01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:42,796
My parents love him.

2292
01:32:43,130 --> 01:32:45,799
My sister loves him.

2293
01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:49,736
And, well...
that's good enough for me.

2294
01:32:50,004 --> 01:32:53,605
So, since my objections
have been overruled.

2295
01:32:53,607 --> 01:32:57,175
Do you Rodney Beauchamp Farva
take Sarita Padmavati Ramathorn

2296
01:32:57,177 --> 01:32:58,777
as your lawfully wedded wife?

2297
01:32:58,779 --> 01:32:59,711
I do.

2298
01:32:59,713 --> 01:33:00,446
And do you...

2299
01:33:00,448 --> 01:33:02,180
...Sarita Padmavati Ramathorn

2300
01:33:02,182 --> 01:33:04,116
take Rodney Beauchamp Farva

2301
01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:06,184
as your lawfully wedded husband?

2302
01:33:06,186 --> 01:33:07,921
I do.

2303
01:33:08,956 --> 01:33:11,424
Carl Oliver Foster.

2304
01:33:11,859 --> 01:33:15,227
Do you take Ursula Hanson
as your lawfully wedded wife?

2305
01:33:15,229 --> 01:33:16,862
I do.

2306
01:33:16,864 --> 01:33:18,630
And Ursula Hanson,
do you take--

2307
01:33:18,632 --> 01:33:19,998
Damn straight I do.

2308
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,300
Then, by the powers vested--

2309
01:33:22,302 --> 01:33:23,869
Hey, Thorn?

2310
01:33:23,871 --> 01:33:26,339
I'd like to marry this car.

2311
01:33:27,141 --> 01:33:28,106
What?

2312
01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:29,708
I'd like to marry this car.

2313
01:33:29,710 --> 01:33:32,611
No. Dude,
all that Canadian Crystal

2314
01:33:32,613 --> 01:33:35,113
has you spinnin' off
Saturn's seventh moon right now.

2315
01:33:35,115 --> 01:33:37,649
Maybe, but I'd like to spend
the rest of my days

2316
01:33:37,651 --> 01:33:38,650
with this car.

2317
01:33:38,652 --> 01:33:40,152
I'm not marrying you to a car.

2318
01:33:40,154 --> 01:33:42,621
I'm marrying the fucking car!

2319
01:33:42,623 --> 01:33:44,457
Fine.

2320
01:33:44,591 --> 01:33:47,159
Do you MacIntyre McDonald Womack

2321
01:33:47,161 --> 01:33:49,194
take <i>Le Sportif Electrique</i>

2322
01:33:49,196 --> 01:33:51,897
as your lawfully wedded partner?

2323
01:33:51,899 --> 01:33:54,232
I do.

2324
01:33:54,234 --> 01:33:56,369
Now, ask it.

2325
01:33:56,703 --> 01:33:58,671
And you better mean it.
I'll know if you don't mean it.

2326
01:33:59,206 --> 01:34:01,139
Do you <i>Sportif Electrique</i>

2327
01:34:01,141 --> 01:34:03,708
take MacIntyre Womack
as your partner?

2328
01:34:03,710 --> 01:34:05,811
<i>I do not</i>
<i>understand the question.</i>

2329
01:34:05,813 --> 01:34:08,414
<i>Please rephrase it</i>
<i>and ask again, bud.</i>

2330
01:34:08,649 --> 01:34:10,149
We do.

2331
01:34:10,584 --> 01:34:13,085
Then, by the powers vested in me
by the great state of Vermont,

2332
01:34:13,087 --> 01:34:16,522
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

2333
01:34:16,690 --> 01:34:18,824
And husband and wife.

2334
01:34:18,826 --> 01:34:20,725
And husband and car?

2335
01:34:22,629 --> 01:34:25,598
You may all kiss your brides.

2336
01:34:28,135 --> 01:34:29,836
Yes!

2337
01:34:30,871 --> 01:34:32,137
Thorny, I married your sister!

2338
01:34:32,139 --> 01:34:34,005
Yes!

2339
01:34:36,143 --> 01:34:37,877
Whoo!

2340
01:34:41,715 --> 01:34:44,117
Mm...

2341
01:34:49,389 --> 01:34:51,189
I give it a month.

2342
01:34:52,426 --> 01:34:54,427
Jesus.

2343
01:34:56,763 --> 01:34:58,864
Todd, I have a gift for you.

2344
01:34:58,866 --> 01:35:01,701
You didn't have to do that.

2345
01:35:02,202 --> 01:35:03,835
Just because
the wrapper's wrinkled

2346
01:35:03,837 --> 01:35:06,839
doesn't mean
the candy isn't sweet.

2347
01:35:07,841 --> 01:35:10,308
Check out number 58.

2348
01:35:11,678 --> 01:35:13,411
Okay.

2349
01:35:13,413 --> 01:35:15,013
-Ooh.
-Oh. Uh.

2350
01:35:15,015 --> 01:35:16,314
"The Flying Squirrel."

2351
01:35:16,316 --> 01:35:18,683
Uh... But the...

2352
01:35:18,685 --> 01:35:20,486
Is it...?

2353
01:35:20,921 --> 01:35:22,120
Brother.

2354
01:35:22,122 --> 01:35:23,088
Congratulations--

2355
01:35:23,090 --> 01:35:24,156
Psych!

2356
01:35:25,926 --> 01:35:28,293
Come here, ya big softy.

2357
01:35:28,295 --> 01:35:30,896
You're gonna be an uncle!

2358
01:35:46,747 --> 01:35:49,047
Mukundan!

2359
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,319
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the law won ♪</i>

2360
01:35:54,321 --> 01:35:55,887
You're such a fucking idiot!

2361
01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:57,756
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the law won ♪</i>

2362
01:35:57,758 --> 01:35:59,826
-Oh, my God.
<i>-♪ I needed money ♪</i>

2363
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:01,861
<i>-♪ 'Cause I had none ♪</i>
-Put it back, put it back!

2364
01:36:01,995 --> 01:36:03,328
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the law won ♪</i>

2365
01:36:03,330 --> 01:36:05,031
Ow.

2366
01:36:05,165 --> 01:36:07,098
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the law won ♪</i>

2367
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:10,235
<i>♪ I left my baby</i>
<i>And it feels so bad ♪</i>

2368
01:36:10,237 --> 01:36:12,438
<i>♪ Guess my race is run ♪</i>

2369
01:36:14,442 --> 01:36:16,841
<i>♪ She's the best girl</i>
<i>That I ever had ♪</i>

2370
01:36:16,843 --> 01:36:19,945
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the law won ♪</i>

2371
01:36:19,947 --> 01:36:22,682
<i>♪ I fought the law</i>
<i>And the ♪</i>

2372
01:36:37,297 --> 01:36:41,534
-Ah, this is nice.
-Mm-hmm.

2373
01:36:41,536 --> 01:36:45,203
You know, Governor,
they don't think you're real.

2374
01:36:45,205 --> 01:36:47,005
Who cares?

2375
01:36:47,007 --> 01:36:50,075
You need to stop
hanging around that station.

2376
01:36:50,077 --> 01:36:52,545
If they'd only vacate
the place for a few days,

2377
01:36:52,547 --> 01:36:54,212
I could get
my money out of there.

2378
01:36:54,214 --> 01:36:55,448
How much is it?

2379
01:36:55,450 --> 01:36:58,283
Four million.
Buried in the basement.

2380
01:36:58,285 --> 01:36:59,952
Hmm.

2381
01:37:00,254 --> 01:37:02,120
I know it's down there.
And trust me, I will find it.

2382
01:37:02,122 --> 01:37:03,888
But I need everybody out.

2383
01:37:03,890 --> 01:37:05,957
You know, my secret service guys

2384
01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:07,292
could take care of that...

2385
01:37:07,294 --> 01:37:09,094
...little problem for you.

2386
01:37:09,096 --> 01:37:12,831
Laurie.
If it were only Farva, maybe.

2387
01:37:14,434 --> 01:37:17,436
Now, your tub or mine?

2388
01:37:17,438 --> 01:37:18,903
Well, it's gonna take me
at least

2389
01:37:18,905 --> 01:37:21,574
20 minutes
to get out of this thing.

2390
01:37:22,443 --> 01:37:23,576
Let's do mine.

2391
01:37:23,578 --> 01:37:25,578
Ooh.

2392
01:37:25,713 --> 01:37:27,379
Retirement
ain't so bad after all.

2393
01:37:27,381 --> 01:37:30,215
I will drink to that.

2394
01:37:30,217 --> 01:37:32,185
Hmm.

2395
01:39:02,309 --> 01:39:04,409
Oh, you. Action.

2396
01:39:04,411 --> 01:39:06,010
You, action. You!

2397
01:39:06,012 --> 01:39:07,546
-You, act.
-You, action time, go.

2398
01:39:07,548 --> 01:39:08,947
- Act now.
- Go now.

2399
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,317
Twenty-three ch-- Charlie.

2400
01:39:12,319 --> 01:39:14,185
- Right.
- Take one.

2401
01:39:14,187 --> 01:39:15,286
-Jeez.
-Oh, God!

2402
01:39:17,257 --> 01:39:18,289
-Are you Farva?
-I am.

2403
01:39:18,291 --> 01:39:19,558
Sorry. I thought you were Farva.

2404
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:21,328
No, I'm Mac.

2405
01:39:21,629 --> 01:39:22,496
-Steve Lemme, nice to meet you.
-I can remember you.

2406
01:39:22,597 --> 01:39:23,462
Sorry, I only read this
about two days ago

2407
01:39:23,464 --> 01:39:26,098
because
I didn't want to fucking--

2408
01:39:26,199 --> 01:39:27,132
There's still time
to pass on the project.

2409
01:39:28,301 --> 01:39:30,969
Ay-ay-ay!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

2410
01:39:30,971 --> 01:39:34,272
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

2411
01:39:34,274 --> 01:39:36,007
Okay, good. I think we're--

2412
01:39:36,009 --> 01:39:37,643
Shakespeare, there--

2413
01:39:37,645 --> 01:39:39,310
No. Fucking Shakespeare
would never say it,

2414
01:39:39,312 --> 01:39:41,146
fucking peanut gallery.

2415
01:39:41,148 --> 01:39:42,882
I've done more Shakespeare

2416
01:39:42,916 --> 01:39:44,048
than you've had
fucking hot dinners,

2417
01:39:44,050 --> 01:39:46,085
so don't even...

2418
01:39:47,087 --> 01:39:48,286
Does that look normal?

2419
01:39:49,624 --> 01:39:52,290
Faster, brother!
Harder, brother!

2420
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:55,461
Where'd you get that tan?
The internet?

2421
01:39:55,463 --> 01:39:57,195
I actually have
pigment syndrome.

2422
01:40:03,504 --> 01:40:05,270
Oh, shut the fuck up.

2423
01:40:05,272 --> 01:40:06,439
Oh, give me a break!

2424
01:40:06,441 --> 01:40:08,039
Come on, dipshit!

2425
01:40:08,041 --> 01:40:09,040
Sorry.

2426
01:40:10,511 --> 01:40:11,610
Can you hear that?

2427
01:40:12,713 --> 01:40:14,245
That's three pieces of gum.

2428
01:40:15,516 --> 01:40:17,182
All at once.
Can you hear it now?

2429
01:40:17,184 --> 01:40:17,917
Ow.

2430
01:40:17,919 --> 01:40:19,250
Can you hear me now?

2431
01:40:19,252 --> 01:40:20,953
I love that thing.

2432
01:40:20,987 --> 01:40:22,253
Can you hear me now?

2433
01:40:22,255 --> 01:40:23,121
-And you're the one who's...
-Okay.

2434
01:40:23,123 --> 01:40:23,988
-...getting everybody to...
-Okay.

2435
01:40:23,990 --> 01:40:25,925
...talk about my erections.

2436
01:40:25,927 --> 01:40:26,725
Cut it.
Okay, good. Very nice.

2437
01:40:31,499 --> 01:40:32,798
Farva's gonna speak.

2438
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:35,101
I don't give a fuck.

2439
01:40:36,036 --> 01:40:37,603
I'm gonna stare at you
all night.

2440
01:40:41,208 --> 01:40:43,174
All right, cut.

2441
01:40:43,176 --> 01:40:44,877
Enough's enough, okay?

2442
01:40:44,912 --> 01:40:45,578
We're gonna stop
a beautiful wedding

2443
01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:46,979
just because a little boy

2444
01:40:47,013 --> 01:40:48,681
in a big brick
of frozen goo showed up?

2445
01:40:48,683 --> 01:40:50,116
No. It's a beautiful wedding,

2446
01:40:50,551 --> 01:40:52,184
and the only one covered in goo
tonight should be the bride.

2447
01:40:52,319 --> 01:40:53,185
So, let's get back in our...

2448
01:40:53,353 --> 01:40:55,320
...positions, okay?

2449
01:40:55,322 --> 01:40:56,655
-That was good. Yeah.
-Sorry!

2450
01:40:56,657 --> 01:40:58,256
Very nice.

2451
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:01,460
IQBAL Boopy.

2452
01:41:01,462 --> 01:41:02,393
Are there any...

2453
01:41:02,395 --> 01:41:04,298
<i>...hors d'oeuvres</i>

2454
01:41:04,532 --> 01:41:06,465
or perhaps some <i>crudités</i>
or shrimp cocktail?

2455
01:41:08,134 --> 01:41:10,268
I can't do--

2456
01:41:10,270 --> 01:41:11,670
We're going out to eat tonight,
Dad.

2457
01:41:11,672 --> 01:41:13,304
Oh, sorry.

2458
01:41:13,306 --> 01:41:14,272
We're going out to eat tonight,

2459
01:41:14,274 --> 01:41:16,108
Dad.

2460
01:41:16,209 --> 01:41:17,943
Let's cut it.
Let's not do all of them.

2461
01:41:18,245 --> 01:41:19,645
All right, we got it, we got it.
Okay, good, we'll cut.

2462
01:41:19,647 --> 01:41:21,415
Very nice.

2463
01:43:43,189 --> 01:43:49,362
<i>♪ Duck Neck</i>
<i>Creek ♪</i>