1 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,867 -Look, he fell asleep. -Yes. 2 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,533 Look at her. 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,433 Look. Look at her. 4 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:33,533 Now can I be the one to have pampering? 5 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,033 Of course. 6 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:38,967 Can you give me mouth caress? 7 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,600 What's the joke? 8 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:49,867 No, it's the... it's the music packing,... 9 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:51,067 Sorry. 10 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:53,433 Do you want me to put on Mot�rhead? 11 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,067 I mean, tell me what it is that you want me to put, 12 00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:57,300 because I liked to have sex with you. 13 00:00:57,367 --> 00:01:00,933 Me too. But I... Can we wait until morning? 14 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,833 What's going on? 15 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,367 Nothing. 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,533 No, you know what? 17 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,767 Postpone sex until another time it's abuse. 18 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:15,700 What? 19 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,700 What? I just put the fucking baby to sleep. 20 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:22,100 The way you now dealing with it is not healthy. 21 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:25,100 Do you know who you remind me of? the way you hold her, 22 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:26,933 the way you are amazed? 23 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,600 Gollum. 24 00:01:28,667 --> 00:01:29,900 From "The Lord of the Rings"? 25 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:32,133 Andy Smeagol, the strange scene with special effects? 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,467 Yes, I know who Gollum is. 27 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,733 Good thing, because That's what I see 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,233 -when I look at you. -Why...? 29 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:38,325 Because of the way you lean over her, like, 30 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:42,033 "Don't touch my precious one. Get away from my precious.” 31 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,600 Well, you know, for now, 32 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:46,100 I thought you were me compared to Gollum 33 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:48,367 because of my sunken eyes, So now I don't even want to know, 34 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:49,967 and then, look at you. 35 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:53,967 You're yelling at your family while you have a giant erection. 36 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:56,000 -Are you proud? -I'm not screaming. 37 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:58,733 Why is it still Are you ready? 38 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:07,700 Fran is having an affair. 39 00:02:07,767 --> 00:02:09,900 I'm 95% sure. 40 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:11,067 Why are you so sure? 41 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:12,400 She told me. 42 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,767 But I figured there was 5% probability 43 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,267 that she is lying just to annoy me. 44 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:16,800 Of course. And what are you going to do? 45 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:18,362 I'll wait until Jeffrey is 18 years old, 46 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:19,295 and then I will divorce her. 47 00:02:19,295 --> 00:02:20,617 I let Fran fuck with your new lover, 48 00:02:20,617 --> 00:02:22,499 and I can fuck with whoever I want. 49 00:02:22,499 --> 00:02:24,767 Or hug, God help me. 50 00:02:25,464 --> 00:02:27,400 I was content with hugs, because he was happy. 51 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:29,133 I hug you. 52 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,767 So come on. 53 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:36,900 But I'm serious, you know? If you only have one chance to live, 54 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:39,467 and then we end in a ditch or in an urn. 55 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,833 I don't want to have regrets. 56 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,067 Sometimes... 57 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,800 - and I've felt this for years, but I never did anything about it - 58 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:51,633 ...sometimes I find myself thinking 59 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,467 who liked to have sexual relations 60 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:55,433 with women who have penises. 61 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:57,633 Right... 62 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,600 She plays with my penis 63 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:01,533 and I play with hers, sexually, in a bed. 64 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,767 It's fine. 65 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,367 "Okay" is okay? 66 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,500 Yes, it's fine. 67 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:08,633 You are separated from your wife, 68 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,567 Are you 95% sure that she's fucking with someone else, 69 00:03:11,633 --> 00:03:14,000 if you want to do something consensual with another adult person, 70 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:17,067 whether to make you happy or Just to cum, then go for it. 71 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,633 It's not a gay thing. Don't think it's a gay thing. 72 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,233 -But who cares? -I care. 73 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,767 Okay, so it's not a gay thing. 74 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,200 Do you want to share a 'burrata'? 75 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:28,667 Of course. 76 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:30,767 Just look at her, she's beautiful. 77 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:34,600 Babies have so much attention! 78 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,367 It's good, isn't it? For mothers. 79 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:41,233 It's funny, but with all the work of Jeffrey in films and television, 80 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:43,133 we never stopped feeling that. 81 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,967 Then. And where is Jeffrey? 82 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:46,667 He... 83 00:03:46,733 --> 00:03:48,733 ...is doing acupuncture in your trailer. 84 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,400 Bradley Cooper doesn't eye contact with anyone, 85 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:53,100 and it was leaving him a little anxious. 86 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:58,200 Hello, my dear Mi... 87 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,533 Mu... 88 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,100 How do you even say her name? 89 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:02,733 Muireann. 90 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,267 It's very good for form the character, isn't it, 91 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:06,400 such a difficult name? 92 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:07,567 But I wouldn't be worried. 93 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:08,667 And I'm not. 94 00:04:08,733 --> 00:04:10,100 How is Rob? 95 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,367 How is Rob? Come on... 96 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,367 ...selfish, always horny, excellent with kids. 97 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:19,367 This must be good, having a horny husband. 98 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:21,200 In the last year, always that I was going to bed, 99 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:23,233 Chris pretended to be sleeping. 100 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:26,500 He snored, moved, farted. 101 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,467 At first it bothered me, but then something inside me died, 102 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,533 and I just stopped caring. 103 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,900 That's it, I'm not saying 104 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:34,833 that you should have sex with Rob against his will, 105 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,467 but if you care with your marriage, 106 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,000 then you should really do it. 107 00:04:39,492 --> 00:04:40,600 I have a lover. 108 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:43,400 Seriously? 109 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,367 So... I mean, What are you going to...? 110 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,967 Well, when Jeffrey go to university, 111 00:04:47,033 --> 00:04:48,567 let's get divorced. 112 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:57,667 Five years. Just five more years. 113 00:04:59,977 --> 00:05:01,652 GOEBBELS' DIARIES 114 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:05,967 Hello, nice lady. 115 00:05:06,033 --> 00:05:07,067 We need to have sex, 116 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,400 but, like, good sex. 117 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:10,000 -Okay. -I've been thinking, 118 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,667 and we'll have a relationship 119 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:13,053 with each other until we die, because of the kids, 120 00:05:13,053 --> 00:05:14,388 and that can be good or it could be shit, 121 00:05:14,388 --> 00:05:15,567 but it only depends on us. 122 00:05:15,633 --> 00:05:17,067 I'm really happy for saying that. 123 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:18,867 This morning I saw a couple on the subway 124 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:20,267 and they were all feeling each other, 125 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,167 -and that made me sad. -I know! 126 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:24,000 I watched that episode again from "Game of Thrones" 127 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,100 where Jaime fucks Cersei next to Joffrey's corpse, 128 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,400 and even that made me sad. They were so in love, 129 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:29,967 and they had been together for so many years. 130 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:38,233 No... it's not getting hard. 131 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:39,933 I don't understand... 132 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,867 I haven't masturbated in a while, like, three days. 133 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,667 You masturbated three days ago thinking about what? 134 00:05:44,457 --> 00:05:46,767 On a butt. On an ass I saw. 135 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,867 Are we no longer sexually compatible? 136 00:05:54,933 --> 00:05:58,033 No, we're just exhausted and tired. 137 00:05:58,528 --> 00:05:59,367 It's fine. 138 00:05:59,891 --> 00:06:01,100 Because I still find you attractive. 139 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,033 I find you very attractive. 140 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,100 Look. 141 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:07,867 It's happening something down there. 142 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:12,133 It's not. 143 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,367 I mean, don't me I can sit on it. 144 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,400 Listen, let's go... 145 00:06:16,467 --> 00:06:18,233 ...let's pass a weekend away. 146 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:20,033 Let's go to Paris, or somewhere else. 147 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,067 We booked a good hotel, 148 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:22,833 we ate steak tartare in bed, 149 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,900 and I can eat you from behind 150 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,567 in a large hotel shower, like we used to do. 151 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:29,833 Or, if we are very tired because we are already old, 152 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,000 can we just hold hands 153 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,900 watching the Eiffel Tower through the window. 154 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:34,033 Does it look good to you? 155 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,771 Yes, very well. 156 00:06:38,797 --> 00:06:40,267 So what about them? 157 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,800 They are not invited. 158 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,800 Shit! Was it this weekend? 159 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,100 -It was. -I'm joking. 160 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:52,533 It would be a hell of a hassle, wouldn't it? 161 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,267 Why are you always at home? Don't you work? 162 00:06:54,367 --> 00:06:55,567 To work I just I need a laptop, 163 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:56,933 of a telephone, and this. 164 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,933 What, a shitty hairstyle? 165 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,200 -I just want the boy. -We're sorry. 166 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:01,533 -Are you going to Paris? -Yes. 167 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,033 This will be good for you. A little culture here for the Yankee. 168 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,633 I happened to do mine there second year of college. 169 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,667 Seriously? 170 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:08,867 Me too. 171 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:10,167 Do you speak French? 172 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:11,267 -Jesus... -Yes. 173 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:12,533 In fact, I speak French. 174 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,137 -"In fact"? -Yes. 175 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:16,052 Do you think you're better than me? 176 00:07:16,052 --> 00:07:20,515 No, but after a few days there, I think I'm in shape again. 177 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:22,291 Oh, do you think...? 178 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:23,392 Me too... 179 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:24,676 ...I could... 180 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,320 ...I would be... 181 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,367 Fuck you! 182 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,733 It doesn't stop here. 183 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,733 Thanks for taking account of the kids. 184 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,000 -We owe you one. -Nothing like that. It's a pleasure. 185 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:36,800 By the way, I wanted to talk with you about something. 186 00:07:36,867 --> 00:07:38,967 I need... 187 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:40,167 ...a short-term loan. 188 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:42,067 I'll pay you within four weeks, 189 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,400 five at the most, seriously. 190 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:44,533 It's an opportunity business, by chance. 191 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,667 It's fine. How much is...? 192 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,367 It's only 10 thousand. �15 thousand, if you prefer. 193 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,167 Well, I think that I want to help you, 194 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,800 But I'm going to have to talk to Sharon. 195 00:07:51,867 --> 00:07:53,867 You can't tell Sharon. This will only make you worry about me. 196 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,733 And they are just, literally, you know, five weeks. Six at most! 197 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,567 See if you keep my children alive. 198 00:07:59,633 --> 00:08:01,367 It will reflect a lot harm to your reputation 199 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:02,800 if anything happens to them, besides me killing you. 200 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:03,733 And thank you, too. 201 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,600 -Goodbye. -Goodbye, mom. 202 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:08,533 Goodbye. Goodbye, Muireann. Goodbye. 203 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,733 I love you! Goodbye. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 204 00:08:21,289 --> 00:08:22,867 Could you just be kidding me? 205 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:24,467 Yes I am. 206 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:28,433 This joke cost me �12. I'm glad it worked. 207 00:08:29,344 --> 00:08:30,867 I'm sorry! 208 00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:33,800 I already know how I'm going to feel most attracted to you in France. 209 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:35,800 I'll order a bottle small bottle of champagne. 210 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:37,767 I'll order three baguettes. 211 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,233 I'll get my beret. 212 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:42,733 It's fine. 213 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,567 -Do you like? -I adore. 214 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:02,367 I made them renew it completely for you. 215 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,667 Thanks. 216 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:05,133 It is in this hotel that the Does Johnny Depp usually stay? 217 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,167 You already know yes. Why is it Are you always asking this? 218 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,933 Because it's funny. 219 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,100 Let's go straight to the room, I need to freshen up. 220 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:13,033 I don't want Johnny see me like this. 221 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:20,867 I think I'll have to get milk before we go. 222 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,233 I saw that French baby down there 223 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:26,600 and my breasts filled up of milk immediately. 224 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,000 -Did you see the bomb? -No, where did you get it? 225 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,967 If I knew not you he asked, didn't he? 226 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,367 Screw this. 227 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,033 I forgot about the bomb. 228 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,933 Shit. 229 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,267 Didn't the squeeze work? 230 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:48,567 It worked, but the left It's already full again. 231 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:51,667 Well, do you want me to... you know...? 232 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,767 -What? -...suck the milk? 233 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,900 I suck it. I don't care. 234 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:57,433 I care! 235 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,600 I didn't come to Paris to breastfeed my giant husband. 236 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,600 Well then it looks like we don't we're right on the same wave, 237 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,400 because I specifically... 238 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:05,667 What was it? At least I don't I mess up while I do it. 239 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:07,100 Muireann does it because you are relaxed. 240 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:09,467 It's like "oh, that's so..." 241 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,667 Well, I also feel relaxed, 242 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:12,433 but I can keep my ass closed 243 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,633 when I'm sucking some boobs. 244 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:17,822 PHARMACY 245 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,967 Can you order in your French? 246 00:10:21,763 --> 00:10:23,933 Christ! You didn't have French at school? 247 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,700 -No, I had German. -Really? 248 00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:28,167 Tell me something in German. 249 00:10:30,967 --> 00:10:32,133 No. 250 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,333 -Good morning. -Good morning. 251 00:10:36,922 --> 00:10:39,708 Do you have breast milk...? 252 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,325 Breast milk? 253 00:10:41,525 --> 00:10:42,110 No. 254 00:10:43,578 --> 00:10:47,273 One thing for breast milk, for my wife? 255 00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:50,627 So you want breast milk for your wife? 256 00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:51,642 No, no. 257 00:10:51,642 --> 00:10:57,861 My wife needs to pump the breasts. They are full of milk. 258 00:10:58,067 --> 00:11:00,100 Just a moment, sir. Excuse me. 259 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,867 Do they have? 260 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,500 I don't know. She went to ask her colleague. 261 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:06,133 It seems like you didn't notice my question. 262 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,833 I'm going to get mastitis. My God! 263 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,367 I will need to take antibiotics 264 00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:10,659 in a French hospital. 265 00:11:10,659 --> 00:11:14,346 We have powdered milk, but we don't have breast milk. 266 00:11:14,672 --> 00:11:16,269 We are not in Africa. 267 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:17,567 What? What did she say? 268 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,500 Listen, we need... 269 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:20,933 Tell him that my breasts look like stones. 270 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,233 ...my wife's milk. 271 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:23,500 You know what's going to come out 272 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:25,133 next time I breastfeed? It won't be milk. 273 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,100 Blood and dust. 274 00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:30,615 You have to forgive my wife, She's a psychopathic bitch. 275 00:11:30,787 --> 00:11:32,800 I know what these words mean. 276 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,800 Yes, because... I was talking to her. 277 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,867 I was telling this fucking psychopath 278 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:39,100 that if she doesn't help me taking milk from my wife, 279 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:40,833 so I don't even know What am I going to do? 280 00:11:42,597 --> 00:11:43,900 It's fine. 281 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,700 So... 282 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,133 Done. 283 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,467 I'll just... okay? 284 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:57,867 Ask me for something most French on the menu. 285 00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,367 It's fine. So you want a cigarette skewered on a baguette? 286 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:04,600 Thanks. 287 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,800 So, man, what's going on? 288 00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,233 -Are you in Paris? -I am. 289 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,667 And is this still a pigsty? 290 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,367 -No, until... -Listen, 291 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:13,700 I just wanted to tell you that I'm paranoid 292 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,533 with what we spoke the other day, 293 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,367 and that remains alone between us. 294 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:20,132 -You can't tell Sharon. -Of course, I never... 295 00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:22,500 Good thing. I will... 296 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,167 ...enter the cinema now, so I have to turn it off. 297 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,567 Okay, man. So, we talk... 298 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,233 My God. 299 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,367 This crap needs batteries. 300 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,433 Let's go and eat, and then We bought it on the way... 301 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,700 ...home. My God, they're so sore. 302 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:37,933 Who was on the phone? 303 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,200 Is everything okay with the boys? 304 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,609 Stop looking at me drinking. 305 00:12:54,987 --> 00:12:56,900 So, I just let to look at you? 306 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,067 I don't know if I'll ever leave get used to having a husband 307 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:06,805 with whom I cannot share a beautiful glass of good wine. 308 00:13:06,805 --> 00:13:09,533 It's very difficult, you know, for me. 309 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,367 I always had a fantasy that it was when I reach 60 years old, 310 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,600 I would have lots of money 311 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,367 and I could hire a bodyguard 312 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,467 to protect other people from me, 313 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:19,133 and a driver for me being able to drink at will. 314 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,700 What? 315 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,233 So are you going to start drinking again? 316 00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,833 No, but I thought could be a thing 317 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,700 that I could try in the future. 318 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,467 But why are you even thinking about drinking? 319 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,933 -I'm not. -Of course you are! 320 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 You just thought. 321 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,900 Okay, I'll give you a reason. 322 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,133 I might be able to integrate a little better in your family 323 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,233 if you were wallowing in my own barrel of Guinness. 324 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,667 What?! 325 00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:41,233 That's so un-Irish. 326 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,633 Look, I didn't want to... 327 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,367 Forget all that, okay? 328 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,367 I love your family, I love Ireland, 329 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:47,933 and sometimes I think about drinking. 330 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,367 -That's really cool. -It's not fucked up at all. 331 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,700 -Yes, yes! -I don't drink. You drink. 332 00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:55,033 We could discuss whether you have already You didn't drink too much today. 333 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,233 Oh, could we? 334 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:57,533 You know, I'd love to argue with you, 335 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,433 but maybe other people don't want to have your dinner 336 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,367 -spoiled by our shit. -Right. 337 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,133 We are discussing because he is an alcoholic. 338 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,667 I'm going to the bathroom. 339 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,500 And beyond that, he hates the Irish. 340 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,500 I mean, I don't even know why, But I'm married to him... 341 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:14,906 But will anyone are you listening to me? 342 00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,800 Anyway, go there if you can find it. 343 00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,367 Are you okay? Think carefully about your life. 344 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,933 I don't want to be married to a drunk. 345 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:25,033 Forgiveness. 346 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,100 My breasts hurt. 347 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,067 Come here. 348 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,967 They hate us here. We are scum. 349 00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,900 They don't hate anything. The French love that shit. 350 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,433 An argument that ends in kisses?! 351 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,867 We just represented a Fellini film for them. 352 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,867 -Fellini is Italian. -Good for him. 353 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,833 Do you want to go back to the hotel? 354 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,433 I want. 355 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,033 Let's go back to that bar where we passed 356 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,000 and who had all those bad-looking guys at the door. 357 00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,433 Why? 358 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,433 Because I want... 359 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,433 -... grass. -Yes, I understood. 360 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:27,667 An Amaretto with ice. 361 00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:28,900 Hello. 362 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:31,967 Kenneth? 363 00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:32,967 No. 364 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:44,100 Kenneth? 365 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,767 Rob, 366 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,433 Are you sure you don't want it? 367 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,167 Yes. I'm sure I don't want to 368 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,500 your stinking French weed. 369 00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:08,633 What if we get kicked out of this hotel 370 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,267 -because of the smell... -As if they care 371 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,800 with a bit of weed in this hotel. 372 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,867 Johnny Depp is a habitual weed consumer, 373 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,833 they can't have one rule for Johnny Depp 374 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,000 and another rule for me. 375 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,700 I'm sure they can. 376 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,267 You will take milk When are you with the girl? 377 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:32,933 I go. Why not? 378 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,267 I mean, it's the best time... 379 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:40,800 Chris! 380 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:42,900 Chris! 381 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,600 -Dave. -Hello. 382 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,933 Shit, man, I hadn't seen you. 383 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,967 What are you doing? 384 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,900 I've been doing a little of night yoga. 385 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,100 This is Catherine, 386 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,067 my girlfriend extraordinarily beautiful. 387 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,567 -Hello. -Hello. 388 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,667 Street meat? I don't know what animal it is, 389 00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:58,267 -but it tastes fantastic. - No, thank you. 390 00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,600 So, what are you doing here? 391 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,267 Are you hunting for a little pirilau? 392 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,367 What? No. 393 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,033 I'm just messing with you, man. 394 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,533 You must not know, but this door here, by chance, 395 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,167 It is one of the largest markets of London sink. 396 00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,600 Right. Understood, good to know. 397 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,100 No, I went to see a movie and I'm going home now. 398 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,367 Good. What did you go to see? 399 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,400 "Fart Vacation" by Adam Sandler. 400 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,533 I swear, I think I broke a rib. 401 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,867 Every time I try to breathe... 402 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,933 ...I feel like I can't inspire as it should be. 403 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,733 It looks sore, honey. 404 00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,800 If you're going to clean your room, you can... 405 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,900 ...ask them to come back later? 406 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:53,200 I had forgotten. I booked a couples massage for us. 407 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,400 What? 408 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:57,467 My God, this is terrible. 409 00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:59,367 Can you tell them that I do I have a broken rib? 410 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,933 But don't tell them How did I break it? 411 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:05,756 My wife fell out of bed because she's crazy. 412 00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:09,973 They can give you a massage to put her to sleep? 413 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,500 -Yes. -Thanks. 414 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,467 You told them we found is it broken? 415 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,933 -Yes. -Okay. 416 00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,500 I had German. 417 00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:36,600 It's fine, it's fine. 418 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,100 That's better. 419 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,367 -Is this relaxing for you? -What? 420 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:07,033 Rob? 421 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,633 I think I was abused. 422 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,500 What? 423 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,100 The guy massaged my breasts. 424 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,100 Which type? 425 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,200 Which type? The masseuse. 426 00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,567 He massaged my breasts. 427 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,367 And what did you do? Did you tell him to stop? 428 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,167 No, I didn't. He... 429 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,367 This is Paris. You were sleeping. 430 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:34,400 What do you want me to do? Do you want me to file a complaint? 431 00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,867 I tipped him. 432 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:40,767 You were sleeping! 433 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,167 I had to pay them. You know, we have to tip. 434 00:19:44,025 --> 00:19:45,133 This is Paris! 435 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,700 I didn't know what it is that you had asked for. 436 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,767 Well, I hadn't asked for any of that. 437 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,100 I don't know if we can report it, if you tipped him. 438 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,000 Do you want to go to the Pompidou Center? 439 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,367 Yes, it can be. 440 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,233 Are you enjoying it? 441 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,800 Not really. 442 00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,967 I don't think we we are people on vacation. 443 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,067 Like this? 444 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,600 Well, that's... 445 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:14,333 I think we are good on a Tuesday, you know? 446 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,900 When it's raining. 447 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:18,100 Like, my moment favorite of the last year 448 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,800 That's when we pretended that I didn't I could move my arms, remember? 449 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,433 And you washed my hair and dressed me that weird outfit. 450 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,567 My God. Yes, that was the best. 451 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:28,362 Do you think it's bad We haven't had sex yet 452 00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:29,300 even though we are in Paris? 453 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,200 I'm not going to say this to upset you, 454 00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:33,200 but I've had a lot of sex in Paris, 455 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,733 and it's not special to have sex in Paris. 456 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,667 Fuck Paris! Is the food here so good? 457 00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:40,667 I mean, if you think about it, we practically only eat cheese. 458 00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,700 I'm not going to take a shit, like, in February. 459 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,050 Did you know that Fran took a lover? 460 00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:49,250 Yes. 461 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:51,317 Poor Chris. 462 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,583 I think he'll be fine. 463 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:56,417 So, go there... 464 00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:57,483 I see what? 465 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,050 You know, no... 466 00:20:59,117 --> 00:21:00,827 Even though we don't walk having lots of sex, 467 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,650 Don't get a lover, okay? 468 00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:04,266 Well, I don't want find a lover, but... 469 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:05,367 Seriously, if you get a lover, 470 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,752 I take shit from a lover, whether I want to or not. 471 00:21:07,752 --> 00:21:10,267 It's fine. I don't take a lover. 472 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,933 Unless Alicia Keys responds 473 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,967 To the messages I sent him in 2004 on MySpace. 474 00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:18,433 If you mess with Keys, I'm going after Hamm. 475 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,433 Hamm? Say his full name. 476 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,867 Jon Barnaby Hamm. 477 00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:22,833 Why Hamm? 478 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,233 He has very small teeth. 479 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,767 Nobody talks about it. 480 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,467 This is good, isn't it? 481 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,500 I think it was already worth it. 482 00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:33,033 We would never have had this conversation 483 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,500 if we hadn't come to Paris. 484 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,800 Are you enjoying it? 485 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,633 I'm going there and I'm going to hit you, okay? 486 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,767 It's fine. But before you do that... 487 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,800 I just want to tell you One quick thing first. 488 00:21:56,413 --> 00:21:57,433 It's fine. 489 00:21:58,023 --> 00:21:59,367 I might have cum. 490 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:01,533 -What? -I'm not sure. I... 491 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,133 ...and it was more of a kind of middle ground, 492 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,267 You know, instead of a complete... 493 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,367 Maybe... 494 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,133 Just because I liked it, doesn't make it right! 495 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,767 Then. Don't you? 496 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,267 So let's just go to the room? 497 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,833 Yes. 498 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,067 Good morning. 499 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,000 What time is our train? 500 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:26,367 At 6:13 pm. 501 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:42,967 Do you think Johnny heard us? 502 00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,533 No doubt you heard, 503 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,600 despite not being You are staying now. 504 00:22:52,933 --> 00:22:54,967 It's too bad that I have coming inside you? 505 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,033 No. 506 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,733 I don't know. 507 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,567 This is Paris. 508 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,200 You know, what if we end up for conceiving a baby in Paris, 509 00:23:03,267 --> 00:23:05,867 so... 510 00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,367 I didn't think it through. 511 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,033 Shit! 512 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:18,500 What are you doing? 513 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:21,200 What do you think What am I doing? 514 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,367 I learned this at a convent school. 515 00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:25,767 Are you leaving? 516 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,033 I don't know. 517 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,567 Look. 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