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<i>IN PREVIOUS EPISODES...</i>

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I never had casual sex
with a sober person.

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-I'm pregnant.
-Did you say pregnant?

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We're getting married.

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I wouldn't have chosen that,
if it was on the menu.

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But there was no menu.

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You naive fucking American.

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You fucking ungrateful viper!

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-I'm so sorry...!
-My waters broke.

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My water broke
and it's still very early.

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What?

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I knew they were going to kick him out.

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Congratulations.
You're a fortune teller.

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Why are we seeing this?

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Because "Mad Men" is over,

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and "Game of Thrones"
hasn't started again yet,

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and there is nothing else.

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So let's see that.

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Let's see nothing else.

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Or let's have sex.

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But do I have to put the cup down?

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No.

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You get excited about
my old bra?

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Fuck yes!
It's like being in bed

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with a friend of my aunt.

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It seems lame and wrong.

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I can... I just need to see,

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like, the first two minutes
of the next episode,

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because I want to see which one
the hardest challenge.

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Can you take your feet off?
This is really uncomfortable.

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No.

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So you can make your own
less heavy legs?

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Are you going to make me do it?

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Why did you push me away
legs like that?

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Sorry. I have a cramp.

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You hadn't told me.
You hurt me.

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I said it was uncomfortable, I didn't know
that I had to give you a diagnosis.

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I asked you to keep them away,
and you did not drive them away.

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You were really aggressive.

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-I wasn't aggressive at all.
-You're so aggressive.

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-Am I aggressive?
-Aggressive!

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Aggressive.
She was even aggressive

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the way you said
That's it, Mark Wahlberg.

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I'm not aggressive.

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When will ever
Was I aggressive towards you?

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Even now, the way
He pushed my legs away.

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I had a terrible cramp!

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Don't grow up for me!

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Don't threaten me!

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What? But you don't even know what it is
What does threatening mean?

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I know, and I feel threatened.

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Do you feel threatened?

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But what are you, a 'blogger'?

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"I felt threatened."
Post.

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Threatened are the serious bastards.

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I felt threatened...
You live inside a bubble.

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Don't want to go for a walk
and see if, like, you calm down?

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It's fine.

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-Where are you going?
-To go out.

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To go out.
What, a teenager?

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I'm going for a drive.

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Bullshit!
You go to McDonald's.

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Ready. Take your wallet
and get out of my house.

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This house is mine.
I bought this house.

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Ready.
So get off my carpet,

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that I bought in Amsterdam,
where I had sex with a guy

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who doesn't even
I knew the nickname.

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As if me too
hadn't done that.

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With women.

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Where is it
the fucking car?

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Yeah, nice try, Jason Bourne.

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Where is the car?

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-Sharon?
-On Maynold Street.

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Didn't find a place closer?

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No, there were many
closer places,

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but I brought 11 shopping bags,
and I'm 9 months pregnant,

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That's why I wanted to walk!

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Yeah, but not me,
so I'm going to sleep.

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Don't touch me.

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If you come closer to me,

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I scream.

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Stick your finger in my ass.

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As?

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Screw this!

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Is everything okay, dear?

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Come here, darling.

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I think I broke it here
the brow bone!

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Down, Mabel!

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Down, Mabel!

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She's trying to bite him
your toes again.

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She's not biting them.

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He's licking them, and he likes it.

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There because he likes it, he doesn't want it
tell us to leave.

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This is how fetishes begin.

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Do you want him to have
to pay prostitutes

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to lick your feet?

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We're not going to put him on that path.

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Have a great day, dear.

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-Are you okay?
-Yes, I think so.

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No baby today.

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Are you sure?

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Okay, I'm leaving.

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And what are we going to do
in relation to my mother?

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We tell him no,
because we have a baby on the way.

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She says she wants to help with the baby.

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Well, we know that
It's not true.

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She's going to make me take her places.

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Will force me to take her
MandM's store

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in fucking Leicester Square.

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As if there were no MandM's in America.

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Well, tell me where that is
doesn't want to take her,

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and I tell you that this place burned.

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Our home.
Tell him our house caught fire.

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It's fine.

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This brings me a surprise.

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And as the fungus grows,

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begins to control the system
ant central nervous system,

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manipulating their behavior.

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He then ends up killing the ant,

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and a rod emerges from the skull,

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that explodes, spreading
even more the fungus,

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creating armies of,
For lack of a better term,

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zombie ants.

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And this is, in a way, what
Braeband seeks to do

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with the acquisition of Nyromax.

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Can you understand
where do I want to get to?

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Shit! Sorry.

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I'll just... I'll take this...

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Has anyone else seen the documentary?

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-Hello.
-It was disgusting.

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I think the baby will be born.

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Yes, I think it will be born.

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You can't keep doing this.

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Twice.
It was only twice,

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and this time I was feeling
even alone and bored.

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Did you go see Frankie?

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Do you still have your tail up?

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Well raised.
I gave him a polish.

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My God, his ass is awesome.

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Even his penis is cool.

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Your tiny penis!

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I love his tiny penis.

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But don't you think it's
Little little, right?

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No. It's huge for a baby penis.

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 �? I didn't want anything from him
had a small penis.

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-Is this bad?
-No.

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All mothers want
children have big penises.

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Do you want the penis
of your child inspire respect

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and just a little bit of fear.

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No. I just want it to be
big enough

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so he doesn't have to worry.

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I don't want him
be an urban myth,

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even if you have to post advertisements
for women with big pussies.

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Then. I don't want him
have to wander

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from city to city,
through secondary roads,

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looking for women who can
deal with your freak penis.

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Today he asked me
to scratch his ass.

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-Yes?
-But he wanted to say inside,

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like, he spread his buttocks apart,

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and asked me to
itch inside.

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-And what did you say?
-I said no.

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But I felt bad.

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It's okay to say no

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when someone asks you
to do things

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to your private parts
that you don't want to do.

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Unless it's me.

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I have to get back to work.

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If we could get Radiohead,

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it would be the first time

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that they authorized the use
of one of his songs

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in an advertisement for a pharmaceutical company
intended for children.

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So what about Coldplay?

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Well, obviously I've already tried Coldplay,

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<i>Sharon Sex London
THE BABY IS GOING TO BE BORN!</i>

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but, you know, people don't
go buy the medicine

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if they fall asleep during the advertisement.

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Why did people go
fall asleep listening to Coldplay?

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We can try Maroon 5.

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There's a new message.

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Oh my God!
Where the fuck are you?!

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The baby will be born!
Screw this! Where are you?

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No, no, no, no.
This elevator is mine.

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Sorry!

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I thought you just wanted me to
keep me company again.

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They're going to have to cut me off
Get out, Rob.

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Give me a cesarean section, please!
There's still time!

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There's no more time.
It is already being born.

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Push him in and cut me!

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Sorry, Nurse.
Isn't there enough time?

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No, it doesn't.

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I told you so many times

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I wouldn't go through this again!

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I don't like this at all!

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Nurse, she doesn't like this.

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Already born? My God!

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Oh, no!
Now am I shitting myself?

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Almost nothing.

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<i>BEAUTIFUL GIRL</i>

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<i>A NEW SMALL
PRINCESS</i>

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Fuck you, grandmaster_69!

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Whenever it comes
of dishwasher figurines,

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this shit beats me
always in the bidding.

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Do you also use eBay?

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Karen?

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Are you going to stay for both?

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To stay?
No, I'll cut it out once and for all.

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-I'm going to have a vasectomy.
-Don't do that.

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And if things don't
work out with Sharon

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and you meet a woman
younger and she wants to have children?

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That's exactly why
that I will do it.

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To eliminate the possibility

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from this nightmare
ever happen.

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I will be a husband and a father just once.

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I'm going to do it well, and then I'm going to die.

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Give it time.
So what about you?

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I will continue until I have a boy.

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I would be a great father to a boy.

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How do you
Can you not get pregnant?

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In the same way as me
I also don't get the postman pregnant.

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Fran and I no longer have sex
just over two years ago.

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Why, man? Don't you...?

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I can do it, but it's not big
not hard enough

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to cross the fucking gulf
that opened between us.

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It would be necessary to at least
ten very large and hard penises.

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I could maybe get through them,
as if they were a rope,

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and, I don't know, throw him
a handful of semen.

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Isn't that what Elton John does?

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And where is Fran today?

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We now do not attend together

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no public engagements.

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Barometrically, our
combination creates an atmosphere

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which is, in a way, shitty.

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We flip a coin
aired for this party,

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and I lost.

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No offense.

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It seems like it was only ten minutes ago

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that we were sharing
a room and a console,

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over a barbecue grill.

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We never shared a consolation.

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That's what you think.

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My God!

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Now I pissed myself a little.

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It's okay.
I'm wearing a diaper.

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You're the one who's fine now.

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Then. Now I have
two children and a dog.

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It's all I ever wanted,
it seems.

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Rob already seems to be
a little tired.

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Maybe you'd better give it to him
a rest from Frankie.

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You know, I already remembered who
That's what she reminds me of.

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From Rob's father.

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Just to give you an idea,

252
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Do you know the actor Gene Wilder?

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my baby
doesn't look like Gene Wilder.

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You know, I still have
difficulties with the name.

255
00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:14,033
How do you say it? Moron?

256
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,200
Muireann.

257
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,900
Moray?

258
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,267
"Mweren."

259
00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:21,639
I already understood.
In America we say Myron.

260
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,467
You know, people might
tried to say it in their own way,

261
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,467
but when they arrived at Ellis Island

262
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,467
eventually they switched to Myron.

263
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,633
I think it's Myron.

264
00:11:34,814 --> 00:11:36,833
How long has it been
Is your mother-in-law here?

265
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,700
It's only been three weeks.

266
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,767
Yes, she should already
have gone on Tuesday,

267
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,800
but he couldn't find his passport.

268
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:45,600
But it doesn't matter, because she even
has taken care of the children,

269
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,567
and I'm kidding.
It's fucking useless.

270
00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:50,667
Are you okay?

271
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:51,967
Yes, I'm great.

272
00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:53,467
Where is your mother?

273
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,467
It's in the bathroom.

274
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:55,933
She is afraid of her mother,

275
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,533
That's why you're hiding
in our bathroom.

276
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,833
Why did we do this?

277
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,133
Because that's how we dispatch
all visits

278
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,467
-in just one horrible afternoon.
-Okay.

279
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,467
Do you want me to get... Muireann?

280
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,200
Why do you do this?

281
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,833
Why do you take a break
before saying her name?

282
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,367
I don't. Do I?

283
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,300
I mean, I don't know.

284
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,367
I want to get rid of that bitch.

285
00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:22,133
I'm glad you say that.

286
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,347
Why did we get her?

287
00:12:23,347 --> 00:12:24,823
Because that bitch
from the shelter told us

288
00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,010
that they were going to have to take it down

289
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,100
already after we have him
had parties in the belly,

290
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,367
which was basically a trap.

291
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,000
Dad, there's no need...

292
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,667
It's just a little toast

293
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:39,467
to the newest member of the family.

294
00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:42,467
And we have to give credit to Sharon.

295
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,633
She never lost hope.

296
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,367
She saw every one of her friends

297
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,600
leave the good life to settle down.

298
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,000
Even the younger brother
was faster than her.

299
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,733
For a long time
we thought "Okay, that's it."

300
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,867
"You missed the opportunity,"

301
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:59,667
"but you will always have your career",

302
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:02,533
who she told us was her baby.

303
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,933
When we hear a woman say that,

304
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,200
and then we see her get wrinkles,

305
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,500
and have wide hips,

306
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,167
we think "Now that's it".

307
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,067
"The store has already closed."

308
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:13,167
But then Rob appeared,

309
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:15,367
also with your problems,

310
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:17,933
and when Sharon and Rob
began their way,

311
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,967
we all thought
that would last so long

312
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,267
like a fart in a hurricane.

313
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,600
No, not a single person
thought it would last,

314
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,233
much less the mother.

315
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,467
But they proved it
we were all wrong.

316
00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:33,500
And here we are in the bosom
of a growing family,

317
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,033
and that is wonderful.

318
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,533
Simply wonderful.

319
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,467
 � Bridget and Rob.

320
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:46,000
But who the fuck is Bridget?

321
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,833
 � Bridget and Rob.

322
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,700
Do you live in Dublin?

323
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,500
In Westmeath.
It's a beautiful...

324
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,900
Is it too far from Dublin?

325
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,900
Well, it's about 65km...

326
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,500
Riverdance.
Is it to do with Westmeath?

327
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,367
No, I don't think so.

328
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:06,633
But it's Irish, isn't it?

329
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,133
-Yes.
-You know something?

330
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,733
I've already seen the show.
I even cried.

331
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,733
In underwear.

332
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,467
You know, I loved it

333
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,133
come visit you in Dublin.

334
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,500
Do you think so? I mean, I have a
open passage, so...

335
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:24,567
Well, I have to start tidying up.

336
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,733
Mom,

337
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,200
don't worry about that.

338
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,833
Well, someone has to worry.

339
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,500
Sharon.

340
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:34,567
Is everything okay with the baby?

341
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,767
There's a bloody diaper here.

342
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,500
It's okay.
This is one of mine.

343
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,467
You can look out for Frankie
just for a minute?

344
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,833
I'm going to give Muireann a look.

345
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,033
It's fine.

346
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,100
Because she's crying.

347
00:14:46,735 --> 00:14:47,933
It's fine.

348
00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,967
Rob.

349
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,467
Do you think it's a bad time to
should I stop by Ikea?

350
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,133
Rob's mom really seems nice.

351
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,567
Yes, it is one of the most
bright lights of humanity.

352
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:10,133
I'm so glad she's here,
and I hope you never leave.

353
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,800
What is happening to the Father?

354
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,200
You changed your name to Bridget

355
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,567
and I didn't know?

356
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,867
I don't know what it is
what's going on with him.

357
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:17,467
Maybe I've been drinking
a few more beers.

358
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:18,800
Are you losing your mind?

359
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,395
I would have bet on Mom
to be the first.

360
00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:23,267
Fergal, maybe...
I don't know...

361
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,467
I'm leaking milk from my breasts.

362
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,367
There are three people in this house
who wear diapers.

363
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,000
I am one of them. I have
of keeping babies alive,

364
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,767
so I can only
think about other people

365
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,800
in about six months.
Can you handle that?

366
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,900
Yes yes.
I cure him of dementia.

367
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,500
Thanks.

368
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,567
Where's Frankie?

369
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,333
-Where's Frankie?
-Like this?

370
00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,900
Like this?!
Where is your son?

371
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,700
The front door was open.
Baby, wake up.

372
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,367
-I asked you to look after him.
-Yes, and I...

373
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,533
-You what?
-I don't know.

374
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,933
-Where's Frankie?
- What?

375
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,600
-Where is the baby?
-Frankie.

376
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,867
-Frankie!
-Frankie!

377
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,467
Frankie!

378
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,900
Someone had an accident.

379
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,333
He's there.

380
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,067
He got all messed up.

381
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,867
Jesus Christ! I almost
I had a heart attack.

382
00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:23,967
Why, a grandmother can no longer
spend time with your grandson?

383
00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:26,033
Mia! He's been here for three weeks

384
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,633
and has barely noticed his presence.

385
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,900
Please. This is the first day
since I arrived

386
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,367
where you didn't sleep until 11am.

387
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:34,900
-What?
-You treat Rob like your employee.

388
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,000
Stop it, Mom.

389
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,267
I think it's more
comfortable in a hotel.

390
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,767
It's likely.
At least there

391
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,533
there would be washed sheets
every now and then.

392
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,800
Don't be stupid, Mom!

393
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,267
She's not stupid.

394
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,333
She's a hemorrhoid
in a stupid way.

395
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:49,767
You have a bad hemorrhoid...

396
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,267
And you can tone it down too
a little bit, okay?

397
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,700
Your parents came here twenty-five
times in the last three months,

398
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,133
and all the complaints I had,

399
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,800
that, by the way, Carol,
there were almost none,

400
00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,133
I did them in private.

401
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,133
I didn't post them on the church door.

402
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,467
Where is Muireann?
Where... where is Muireann?

403
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,100
It's up there.
But even if he wasn't,

404
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,533
I couldn't call her by her name
because I can't pronounce it.

405
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,800
Don't be ridiculous.

406
00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,333
Please, someone give me
Here's some help.

407
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,033
Can anyone pronounce
my baby's name?

408
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,767
-Muireann.
-Not you. The other people.

409
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:18,933
-Morty.
-Marian.

410
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,333
Myron.

411
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,200
Well, that's...

412
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,533
...that...

413
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,000
Leave it but it's the fucking door
from the closed front!

414
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,033
Sorry.

415
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,100
-Are you okay?
-No.

416
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:43,367
Do you ask everyone to leave?

417
00:17:43,467 --> 00:17:44,867
No.

418
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,967
If they are still here
in an hour, you ask?

419
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,100
Yes. Sorry for freaking out.

420
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,467
You really can't
pronounce her name?

421
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,367
It's no African tribal dialect

422
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,467
with clicks.
It's just Irish.

423
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,700
It's simple.

424
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:02,333
I'll make it.
I'll get there.

425
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:06,033
Muireann is a beautiful name.

426
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,733
Sorry for calling
hemorrhoid is your mother.

427
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,067
It's okay. I mean,
at best

428
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,967
she gets so upset
that leaves.

429
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,633
In the worst case scenario, she kills herself,

430
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,667
and I can finally be free.

431
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,733
For God's sake!

432
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,833
-Rob Norris!
-Christ... Hello, Dave.

433
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:32,833
Is that yours?

434
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,233
Yes. Yes, I think it's...

435
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,600
Okay, you're fine. It's because...

436
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,667
...I found it at the bottom of it.

437
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,467
-Oh, heavens!
-Shit, man.

438
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,833
Your dog got hurt.

439
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:44,900
Screw this.

440
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,133
Sorry.

441
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,333
Des,

442
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,700
What are you doing here?

443
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:58,900
I'm just... looking at the house.

444
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:02,467
It's a beautiful house,
when we see it from this angle.

445
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:05,833
Then. Do you want to go back inside?

446
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,467
Yes, yes, yes.

447
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,467
Come on, man.
I try to hide it.

448
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:14,200
Thanks.

449
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,067
What happened to your dog?

450
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,593
All things...

451
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,486
... have their time.

452
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:34,333
Very good. 3, 2, 1...!

453
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,900
What the hell?!

454
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,633
Where did you get this photo?

455
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,367
Rob sent me
soon after she is born.

456
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,467
That's my halo.
You can see the veins.

457
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,467
What it was?
It's perfectly natural.

458
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,633
I don't know if it is, in a cake.

459
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,000
All!

460
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,633
Have you been taking good care of this guy?

461
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,700
-I'm fine.
-He's great.

462
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,500
I'll give you some advice.

463
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,800
After your brother is born

464
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,800
and your father and I passed
for a bit more difficult,

465
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:06,567
we decided that we had to put
our love for each other

466
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:08,267
above all else,

467
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,967
because we were husband and wife

468
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:11,933
before we were mother and father.

469
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,433
Then. And you chose to like
more from the father than from us.

470
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,267
No. Just like him first.

471
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,733
It's the same with me and Mallandra.

472
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,700
Where is the bitch?

473
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,900
Mabel. Mabel!

474
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,833
I'm sorry, honey.

475
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,667
I'm not crying
because of the bitch.

476
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,433
Then why are you crying?

477
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,733
Everyone is still here.

478
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,867
Why don't they go away?

479
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,667
-Well...
-And in case you haven't noticed,

480
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,667
My dad is going crazy.

481
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,100
He left the door open
and the bitch died.

482
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,000
It could have been Frankie.

483
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,933
I apologize for having
left the door open.

484
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,433
No, no, no, no.

485
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,924
No, sorry. Sorry.

486
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:56,922
Please don't worry.

487
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,400
We were going to have her shot down,
anyway.

488
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,900
I'm happy just that you're here.

489
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,267
I tried to get a slice
of the cake without your nipple.

490
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,867
It's harder than it looks.

491
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:14,000
I think maybe it was a
It is irresponsible for us to have children.

492
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:15,167
It's fine.

493
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,800
You are alcoholic.

494
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,800
Your mother is a certified physician.

495
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,300
My father doesn't remember my name.

496
00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,600
Fergal... well, you never
diagnosed nothing,

497
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,067
but, you know, there's obviously there
some things that don't add up.

498
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,700
The prospects are not good.

499
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:28,333
Thank God you're so normal!

500
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:31,667
What did you think
from what my mother said,

501
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,833
about loving each other more
than to kids?

502
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,733
I think she must have some problem.

503
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,467
Okay, good.
I was worried it was just me.

504
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,900
I guess if you don't love them
more than me,

505
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,667
Then you weren't cut out to be a mother.

506
00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:44,233
Of course I love them more than you.

507
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,233
I'm not a sociopath.

508
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,667
I haven't even
I created bonds with the baby

509
00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:49,067
and yet I love her
more than you.

510
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,967
Haven't bonded with the baby yet?

511
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,267
-No.
-Do you think you might be

512
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,967
with a small
postpartum depression?

513
00:21:56,033 --> 00:21:57,967
I don't know. No.

514
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,467
I don't know. I...

515
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,733
This is going to sound horrible, but...

516
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,467
...I worry that you might
not loving Muireann

517
00:22:03,467 --> 00:22:04,633
the same way I love Frankie.

518
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,533
That's why you gave him
a crazy name?

519
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,267
As soon as she was born,

520
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,033
she scared me.

521
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,600
She looked like an alien.

522
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,600
Frankie was beautiful.
Even on the day he was born,

523
00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:21,100
he was a little thing
so little and cute.

524
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:24,933
He didn't even weigh two kilos.
It had a dark red color.

525
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,367
And he had hair on his back.

526
00:22:26,467 --> 00:22:27,633
It was a monster.

527
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,633
I don't remember that.

528
00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,767
Don't you think she looks...

529
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,300
What?

530
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,200
...manipulative?

531
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,700
As if you were
planning something.

532
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:39,733
No, I don't have that idea at all.

533
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,200
Don't you think you're capable of
do something to him, won't you?

534
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,333
No!

535
00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:45,900
It's fine.

536
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:48,167
Well, what are you
passing by is not rare,

537
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:51,200
-That's why... Shit!
-What it was?

538
00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:52,900
I forgot to put
the bitch in a bag.

539
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,301
Shit!

540
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,157
Are we going to bury her?

541
00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:57,467
I think it's better to just throw it away.

542
00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:59,933
I mean, it's small enough.

543
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,233
She was a good dog.

544
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,600
It was the best!

545
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,567
Is everything okay, Rob?

546
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,500
Yes. Everything is great.

547
00:24:11,567 --> 00:24:12,933
How are you?

548
00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:16,459
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