1 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,600 BOOM! 2 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,560 PHONE RINGS 3 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,480 ..Yes, speaking... What?! 4 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:09,720 ..Poor old Stark. What about his formula? 5 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,080 ..Damn! I'll get onto it straight away. 6 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,440 Yes, sir? I want the Chief Security Officer immediately. 7 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:21,280 KNOCK AT DOOR She's on the ball! 8 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,640 Come in! 9 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,120 MORE KNOCKING 10 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,920 KNOCKING CONTINUES 11 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,920 Thank goodness for that! I thought I'd been filed for life. 12 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:55,160 What the hell are you doing? I came in last night to put files away, 13 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:00,000 and some stupid over-efficient nit went and slammed the door on me! 14 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I locked up in here last night. Oh. Well, nice job you made of it, sir. 15 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,640 If everyone was as conscientious as you, 16 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,280 we wouldn't need a Secret Service. 17 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,600 Haven't you got anything to do? Not half, after being in there! 18 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,080 Work! Haven't you got WORK to do? Oh, yes, chief, rather. 19 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:26,920 I've got security drill with the trainee agents, you know. 20 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,800 Get on with it. Don't be like that, chief. GET OUT! 21 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:35,160 All right, all right, I'm going. SMASH! 22 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:41,080 Ooh! Look what you've done now! Clumsy! Get out! 23 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:46,240 That Simpkins. I wish the other side would make him a good offer. 24 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:50,280 We've got something more disastrous to worry about. 25 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,520 Have they forgotten your elevenses again? 26 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:58,160 Worse. Pilkington Research Establishment was broken into. 27 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:03,160 They got away with Stark's formula. What! This could be very dangerous. 28 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:08,000 But how did they get in? Who was it? Was it...them? 29 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:14,880 There's only one man capable of masterminding such an audacious piece of espionage. 30 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,360 PHONE RINGS Hello? 31 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,560 You were right. 32 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:27,360 One of my agents took Stark's formula and at midnight tomorrow, it will be in MY hands. 33 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,720 Trace this call. 34 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:35,600 You are no doubt baffled as to how he got in, so I'll give you a clue. 35 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,640 His name is Milchmann. Just a minute. Milchmann. 36 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,400 Milkman - get it? I got it. Hello? Hello? 37 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,840 He's rung off. Was it...? Dr Crow. 38 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,360 My God, that devil! 39 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,920 Hello? Well done! 40 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:03,560 Whitehall 66066? We've got him, chief. Whitehall 66066. 41 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,080 Find out the address for that number. 42 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,240 With any luck we'll have him. Hurry! 43 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,160 Cobley! Sir? Whitehall 66066 is OUR number! 44 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,760 Great Scot, sir. So it is. 45 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,760 All right, scrap that. 46 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:24,800 That fiend Crow. Always too clever for us. KNOCKING 47 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,920 Come in. 48 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,240 Begging your excuse for in rushing like this, 49 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,680 but here is code message from Vienna coming. 50 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,160 Yes, all right, go on. That's all. 51 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,920 Not at all sure we should have foreigners in our coding department. 52 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,480 Listen to this, Cobley. 53 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,920 It's from Carstairs, my man in Vienna. 54 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,880 Milchmann, repeat Milchmann, arrived here by air at 10.40. 55 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,520 Great Scot. That's marvellous! 56 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,200 Good old Carstairs, repeat stairs. 57 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:13,080 We have till midnight tomorrow. I want every available man there. 58 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:17,880 Well, what are you waiting for? Well, I don't think there IS anybody. 59 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,320 What? We're spread pretty thin. 60 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,720 Don't be silly. There must be somebody. 61 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:29,480 It's scraping the barrel, but there is Simpkins. 62 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:34,400 That's getting underneath the bottom! But beggars can't be choosers. 63 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:39,000 We'll send some trainee agents with him. A marvellous idea. 64 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,400 There's... Trainee agent Harold Crump. 65 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,040 Number? 04733, sir. 66 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:49,760 You could take care of yourself in a fight. Have you done judo? 67 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:54,080 Yes, I have. I was Southern Counties champion. Really? 68 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,840 I always use my own counters, little red ones... 69 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,120 Judo, not Ludo, you fool! Oh, sorry, sir. 70 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,800 Trainee agent Daphne Honeybutt, sir. 71 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:11,320 Number? 38-22-35. No, your number, not your vital thingumajigs. 72 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,680 Oh, sorry, sir. I forgot where I was. 73 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,160 It's 4-7-11. Have you had any experience? 74 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,440 Oh yes, a little. 75 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,480 Hello. Hello. Agent Bind. 76 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,440 James? No, Charlie. Number? 77 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,520 000. 78 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:34,840 "0" what? I've no idea. They looked at me and said, "Oh-oh. Oh." 79 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:39,880 I see what you mean. I want you to listen very carefully, men, 80 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:45,280 because we're being entrusted with a very important mission here, men. 81 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,720 Excuse me, sir. Yes? Miss Honeybutt's a woman. 82 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,600 I don't need to be told that, Crump. 83 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:56,240 In the Secret Service all personnel are regarded as men. 84 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:02,960 They all take the same risks, wear the same clothes, eat the same food, use the same...password. 85 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,080 Understood? Yes, sir. Don't worry, I'm quite prepared to forget my sex. 86 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:14,520 Just so long as the others forget it too! This mission is liable to be rough and tough. 87 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,320 Some of us may not get through but that's the game. 88 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,960 Here's your essential equipment containing one fake passport, 89 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:27,240 one set of forged papers, one bogus identity card, 90 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:31,480 counterfeit money and one set of false eyelashes, 91 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,040 all in an imitation leather container. 92 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:40,520 But they have got a real zip. We haven't perfected a phoney one yet. 93 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:47,440 Thank you, sir. You will draw your revolvers and holsters and report back in 30 minutes. 94 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:55,480 Excuse me, but are we going to have one of those trick attache cases 95 00:09:55,480 --> 00:10:00,520 with a spring lock? You just press a button and out pops a huge knife. 96 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,080 We had a spot of bother with one of them. 97 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:10,800 One of our agents had to get into a crowded train and had to sit on his suitcase. 98 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:14,320 How do I look? Smashing. 99 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,760 Will you help me with mine? Yes. 100 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,760 You better just put it in your handbag. 101 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,720 All right, men, if you're ready. 102 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,560 Oh, no! 103 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:41,160 I hope we don't have to do much walking because... 104 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:45,800 You'll do yourself a mischief! It's supposed to be here, 105 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,760 all ready to get off a slick draw like that... 106 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,080 I wish they made these the right way round. 107 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:58,640 That was wonderful! I'm sure I won't get my draws off that slickly. 108 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:06,760 This mission is very important. The formula must be got back. 109 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,640 You can depend on us. I'll have to. 110 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,840 There's tough opposition. Dr Crow heads a subversive organisation. 111 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,520 Known as... What was it, Cobley? 112 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,280 Society For Total Extinction Of Non-Conforming Humans. 113 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,920 Commonly known as STENCH. 114 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,560 You've issued code names, Simpkins? 115 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,200 Yes, sir. I'm Red Admiral. 116 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,040 Yellow Peril. Bluebottle. 117 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,800 Well? 118 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,920 Brown Cow! Nothing personal, just luck of the draw. 119 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:47,560 Hard luck. You only have to use your name for transmissions, not socially. 120 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,360 Here's a list of the offices. 121 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:55,560 With the call signs which you will memorise and then destroy. 122 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,400 HER EYES CLICK LIKE A CAMERA 123 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,440 HER EYES CLICK LIKE A CAMERA 124 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,280 You haven't memorised that! 125 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:13,040 I have, sir. Why not? She has. She's got a photographic memory. 126 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,080 Photographic memory? You're having me on! 127 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,640 I'm not. Tell them what it said. All right. 128 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:25,440 "Top secret. Call signs of European offices. 129 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:30,040 "Paris 910 metres. Call sign - la plume de ma tante. 130 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,000 "Brussels 640 metres. A pound of sprouts. 131 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,840 "Copenhagen 673 metres. Call sign - how's your father? 132 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:44,160 "Berlin 1,250 metres. Call sign - up your..." 133 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,320 By Jove, she's right! 134 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,720 Remarkable! Congratulations, Cow... I mean Brown! 135 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,400 That's not all she does, either. 136 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,480 I'm sure of it. 137 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,240 Have you arranged travel? Of course, chief. 138 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:05,320 To avoid attention, they're going by separate and different routes. 139 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:11,840 Naturally. On arrival, Carstairs will contact them with questions and answers 140 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,400 and get their orders. Excellent. 141 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,840 Well, that's it, chaps. 142 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,880 It remains for me to say goodbye. Thanks. Good luck. 143 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,560 Goodbye. All the best. Goodbye. 144 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,200 Goodbye and good luck. 145 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,920 Goodbye. Goodbye and good luck. 146 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,760 Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye, sir. 147 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,840 Thank you. All right. 148 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:39,080 You're going, not me. Get out of here! Come on. 149 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,280 Bye-bye. 150 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,480 You can sleep peacefully. You've chosen the right man. 151 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,160 A cool-headed man who knows where he's going. 152 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,480 Where are we going? Vienna! 153 00:13:55,480 --> 00:14:01,040 Oh, Vienna! Lovely! I've always wanted to see Vienna before I die. 154 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,280 Hopefully you'll do both. 155 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,120 WHISTLE BLOWS 156 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,440 What's the matter? The journey from London to Vienna 157 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,640 by locomotive is uncomfortably long. 158 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:42,480 Especially on a train with no corridor. 159 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,880 Cafe Mozart, ten o'clock. 160 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,360 The penalty for smuggling steak and kidney pudding is excessive. 161 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,920 I put my steak and kidney pudding in the next man's case. 162 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,920 Cafe Mozart, ten o'clock. 163 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,280 MUSIC PLAYS ON A ZITHER 164 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,080 A packet of filter-tipped matches, please. 165 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,000 I've only got filter-tipped bootlaces. 166 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,480 I cannot smoke those. They make me deaf. 167 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,280 Cafe Mozart, ten o'clock. 168 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,600 Oh! Look out, I didn't... 169 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,920 Never mind. 170 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,120 Schnitzelstrasse, that's right. I've got to wait here 171 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,720 and then... Ooh! 172 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,920 Good evening, darling. You would like to see my Viennese etchings? 173 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,800 Excuse me? 174 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:35,720 You would like to come home to see my etchings? Oh! 175 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,120 I'm sorry, I'm afraid I cannot 176 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:43,400 because I have broken my glasses in two places. 177 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,240 About time. Cafe Mozart at ten. 178 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,400 Where's Carstairs? I am Carstairs. 179 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,520 BANG! God! 180 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,280 Run away! 181 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:08,340 182 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,980 183 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:14,100 184 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,580 185 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:21,060 186 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,140 187 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,900 188 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,740 189 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:32,220 190 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,660 191 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:38,540 192 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:42,580 193 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:46,260 194 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:50,060 195 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:53,140 196 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,580 197 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,500 198 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,140 199 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:06,060 It has almost been too simple. 200 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:10,660 Their agents were too stupid to cause me trouble. 201 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,820 Jah, I have it here. 202 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:19,060 Good. The fat man will contact you to arrange the meeting place. 203 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:22,540 Dr Crow, don't forget the 50,000. 204 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:26,620 The fat man must have that to get the formula. 205 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:31,500 I tell you I know what I'm doing! You wait here, I'll go in first. 206 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:38,020 Is it all right. No, not yet. Oh. 207 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,740 Oh, good Lord. 208 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:45,980 I'm so sorry. Clumsy old me! Don't touch! 209 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:50,900 Don't be like that. Schweinhund! You'd think I was after his papers! 210 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,420 You can come in now. 211 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,980 Good evening. My cloak. 212 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:03,580 May I have your hat? Thank you very much. Thank you, sir. 213 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,420 Oh, yes! Here! 214 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:10,380 Never mind. Hair today, gone tomorrow! 215 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,980 Oh. 216 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,660 What do we do now? Split up. You two go in together. 217 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:21,460 We don't know each other. Understood? 218 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,980 Yes, we don't know who you are. 219 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,100 Mum's the word. 220 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,140 I get it, sir. Come on, Daphne. 221 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,540 See you later, Mum! 222 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,700 Evening. 223 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,860 Evening. 224 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,980 Good evening. I'd give it a minute. 225 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:20,100 Are you looking for a table, sir? Yes, about 3 feet tall, wearing a tablecloth. 226 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,740 I have one ready for you. This way, please. 227 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:31,340 Here we are. I can't sit here, I don't know these people. 228 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:36,620 We're complete strangers. Yes, Mr Simpkins. Yes. Yes, Mr Simpkins. 229 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:39,820 My information must have been wrong. 230 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,380 Have this table. That's better. 231 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,180 Thank you. There we are. Ta. 232 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,700 Yes. 233 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,620 MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH 234 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,860 Nothing to eat, thank you. 235 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:24,980 It's only me. What are you doing under there? 236 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:30,220 I didn't like the look of the waiter. He wasn't mad about you. No. 237 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:34,420 Somebody shot at me. Where? In the Schnitzelstrasse. 238 00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:38,460 Sounds very painful. No, they're not very funny. 239 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:43,060 I don't like this. Let's join the others. Yes. 240 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,940 Here, here. 241 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:49,100 Bind was shot at. Are you talking to us? Yes. 242 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:54,540 We don't talk to strangers. This is serious, someone tried to kill him. 243 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,820 I'm being watched. Not surprised. 244 00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:01,020 That's not all, look at this. 245 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,580 Do you think they're on to us? 246 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:07,700 Don't be silly. We don't even look British. 247 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:14,020 Champagne cocktails from the management. Ooh! Thanks. Very nice! 248 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,820 Excuse me. 249 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:21,180 Testing, testing. Ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf. 250 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:25,260 Peter Piper picked a peck of pumpernickel. 251 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,340 Danke. Bitte, bitte, I'm sure. 252 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:34,740 Why did he talk to the light? Who cares? Champagne cocktails! 253 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,980 Don't touch them! 254 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,300 Why not? There may be something in them. 255 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:44,260 There is! I don't mean the cherry, you fool! 256 00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:48,060 Let me try. I'll know if there's anything funny. 257 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,860 I've got very sensitive buds. 258 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:56,180 Hmm. Seems all right. Still, I'd better try yours. 259 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,980 Oh, thanks. 260 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:03,700 Hmm. I don't like the look of yours. 261 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,700 They're OK! 262 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,780 You can't be too careful! 263 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:19,140 Dr Crow called. Arrange to meet Milchmann and collect the formula. 264 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:23,020 Then dispose of him and proceed as planned. 265 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:28,700 You'll take care of the British agents? They will not leave alive. 266 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:43,340 267 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,260 268 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,740 269 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:51,700 270 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,780 271 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:02,540 272 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:10,340 Willing me up to the heavens above 273 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:14,340 274 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:19,260 Don't let nothing distract you. 275 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,100 Especially women. They're the worst. 276 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,580 Don't have nothing to do with them. 277 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,460 Oh, hello! 278 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,300 279 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,340 280 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,860 Ooh, charming(!) 281 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:37,580 You can't trust no-one. 282 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:42,460 Look, that was my last one. I say, excuse me, miss. 283 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:45,460 Can I have some cigarettes? Here. 284 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:51,220 Not those. They're the ones with something in them. I'll have... No! 285 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:54,740 You won't like them. Thank you, dear. 286 00:24:54,740 --> 00:25:00,020 She tried to give me some dope cigarettes. Like I keep saying, 287 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:04,340 you've got to... Keep your wits about you. Yes. 288 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,700 Look at that! 289 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,020 There's a message. 290 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:10,700 Where? 291 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:15,260 "Lever's warehouse at midnight." It must be from Carstairs. 292 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:20,940 I told you. Let's go! With the compliments of the management. 293 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:24,220 See? We've got time for a quick one. 294 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:30,540 I'll taste it first. No, it's not fair you keep risking your life. 295 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:32,580 I'll try these. 296 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,340 All right. 297 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:38,860 You see? Perfectly all... 298 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:41,300 Ugh! Daphne! 299 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,100 I don't like this. 300 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,500 HE WHISPERS INSTRUCTIONS 301 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:51,500 Create a diversion, I'll get her back to the hotel. 302 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,540 How will we get out? He's right. It's the only way. 303 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,940 BIND: Well done! Good night. 304 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,620 Huh-uh. Oh. 305 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:18,380 Oh, let me see. Um... 306 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:21,100 First aid... Shock. 307 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:25,180 Keep the patient warm. Keep them warm at all costs. 308 00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:28,460 Loosen clothing completely. 309 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:33,860 Oh! What are you doing? It's OK. Shh. I'm loosening your clothing. 310 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:38,420 Oh. What?! You had a nasty shock, there was something in your drink. 311 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,860 Oh. Oh, yes. 312 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:45,980 I remember. We got that message, "The warehouse at midnight." Yes. 313 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:50,940 We'd better go. No, Daphne, no. You must stay and keep loose. 314 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:56,980 I...I mean stay here and keep warm. The others will go, it's all right. 315 00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:59,900 What if something's happened? Oh. 316 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,460 Oh, well, I... I suppose I'd better go then 317 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:08,660 Yes, I suppose you had better go. Thanks for looking after me, Harold. 318 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,580 That's all right, Daphne. 319 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:15,460 It was nothing, really. I love looking after... 320 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,540 Better go. 321 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:20,220 I'd better go, Daphne. I'm coming! 322 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,420 (Hello?) 323 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:58,820 Anyone there? 324 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:08,100 Get back! There's someone there. 325 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:11,460 Carstairs? No, it's a small man standing on one leg. 326 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,620 Probably Milchmann. All right, Bind, 327 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:18,460 leave him to me. I don't want any arguments. 328 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:21,340 I'm going to get that dirty rat. 329 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:25,860 He's mine. Do you understand? Mine! I don't want him. 330 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:28,340 Ooh, coward. 331 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:35,820 Ohh! Oww! Ohh! 332 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:40,380 I haven't done that since I played cricket last. It's agony. 333 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:44,500 I'm not surprised, it's an iron post. How was I to know? 334 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,340 Ooh! 335 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:51,140 Look what it's done to my pistol. You can shoot round corners. 336 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,380 No, stop messing about. Come on. 337 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:58,820 Where to? Inside of course. Should we wait for Harold? 338 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:02,420 It said midnight and it's past that now. 339 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,500 It's locked. 340 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,220 Oh! 341 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,580 You'll have to give me a leg up. 342 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:17,540 Right. Right. That's it. 343 00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:21,940 Oh! What's the matter? Don't you know walls have ears? 344 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:25,700 So have I and you just put your foot in one. Ssh! 345 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:30,940 I'll have to force it. 346 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,380 Harold. 347 00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:48,060 THEY MOUTH 348 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,300 What did you say? Open the window. 349 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:58,540 It's open. I know it is... Never mind. Don't just stand there. 350 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:03,700 Go round the front and give us a bunk. Oh! Give us a hand! 351 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,460 Oh! Fool! 352 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:11,300 Are you all right? Yes, I love having windows slammed on my head. 353 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:15,740 I didn't realise what you were doing. I was trying to get inside. 354 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:21,500 Why didn't you go through that door? You don't tell anybody, do you? 355 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:26,260 I know when to keep my mouth shut. Fine Secret Service agent you are! 356 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:41,020 What are in these crates? 357 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:45,980 Carnival novelties. What a lovely place to have a party. 358 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:51,780 AAH! Ssh! Be quiet. The place may be full of STENCH men. 359 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:56,300 Spread out, follow me and don't make a sound. 360 00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:05,500 GUNSHOT Aah! 361 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:09,740 BALLOONS POP AND TOYS SQUEAK 362 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,860 For goodness sake, keep quiet. 363 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:18,020 SPLUTTERING 364 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:21,380 Do you think anybody heard us? Oh no. 365 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:27,380 If they did I expect they only thought it was two idiots charging around like carnival queens! 366 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,900 If you're getting personal, I'm going. Ssh! 367 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:35,660 Help! Somebody's in trouble. Come on. 368 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:43,780 Sir! Here he is. Ah, my friend. Got you! The game's up. 369 00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:47,660 Sir, I think he's dead. I don't care. 370 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:52,100 He's not getting away with it. The game's up. What's your name? 371 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,420 What is your name? 372 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:57,340 Milch...mann. 373 00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:00,140 Milchmann. What did I tell you? 374 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:04,420 All right, Milchmann. Admit it, you're not dead, are you? 375 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:10,700 It doesn't matter if he is. Get the formula and let's get out. All right, don't rush me. 376 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:15,020 All right, my friend, where is it? Where is the formula? 377 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:19,740 Aah...ooh...aah... 378 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,140 They got it. Who got it? 379 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:30,900 He's called... You'd better get this down. He's called... Ooh, aah. 380 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,740 Ooh...aah. 381 00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:39,860 Would you mind repeating that? Ooh, aah, ooh...aah. 382 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:44,020 Sounds as though the Chinese are mixed up in this. No. 383 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,980 He's known as the Fat Man. Fat Man. 384 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:51,020 Go to Algiers. Cafe... 385 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:53,980 In Street Of A Thousand... 386 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:56,420 HE BELCHES 387 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:04,660 - Sir, I think he's gone. - Street Of A Thousand what? 388 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:10,140 I don't know, but whatever they are, that's where we're going. 389 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:33,380 Harold, I don't think we ought to be doing this. 390 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:38,660 Somebody might come in. It's all right, Daphne, the door's locked. 391 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,660 It doesn't seem right. 392 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:48,540 We've got to tell the Chief. I think I've made contact. Red Admiral calling Bosh. Come in. 393 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:56,020 RADIO CRACKLES AND BLEEPS 394 00:34:56,020 --> 00:35:01,340 Red Admiral, sir. Red Admiral! I'll take it. 395 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:07,580 Red Admiral. 396 00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,620 Red Admiral! 397 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:13,500 It's Number One here. 398 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:19,220 I say it's NUMBER ONE here! Where are you? 399 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:23,140 HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK Algiers? 400 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:25,860 What are you doing in Algiers?! 401 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:29,620 Ah, I thought you'd be surprised, Chief. 402 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:35,700 It's a long story. I don't know what became of your man, Carstairs. He didn't turn up. 403 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,860 What?! They've lost Carstairs. 404 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:42,540 Who's got the formula? The Fat Man. 405 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:47,140 The Fat Man. We've heard of him. Where do you find him? 406 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:50,540 The cafe in the Street Of A Thousand. 407 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:54,300 Cafe... In the Street Of A Thousand what? 408 00:35:54,300 --> 00:36:00,620 Your guess is as good as mine. Probably in the old city somewhere. The kasbah. 409 00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,820 The kasbah. Repeat bah. 410 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:07,860 I've got his dossier here. 411 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:11,140 I'll give you all the information. 412 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:16,180 You'd better get this down. Emil Fauzak, I spell... 413 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:19,820 I know you do. SPELL, MAN! 414 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:23,340 F-A-U-Z-A-K. 415 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,860 Known as the Fat Man. 416 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:28,180 Description - male. 417 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:30,260 Male. Male. Male. 418 00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:32,740 Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. 419 00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,860 Is that all? I'm afraid so, Chief. 420 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,900 He's got a very small dossier. 421 00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:43,260 Very small dossier. Very small dossier. Very small dossier. 422 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:47,420 Habits - fond of good living, wine, women and... 423 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:50,500 HE WHISTLES ..So on. 424 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:55,980 Fond of good living, wine, women and so on. That's all. 425 00:36:55,980 --> 00:37:00,260 Keep trying to contact Carstairs. He can't have vanished. 426 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:04,700 He may be working solo. Shall I get Simpkins back? No. 427 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:09,260 Get Carstairs to sort them out and go after the Fat Man himself. 428 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,860 Hello, Vienna? 429 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:18,340 This is what we're going to do. We're going to split up and search this town from top to bottom. 430 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:23,500 Crump, take the top. I'll take the middle and Bind... I can imagine. 431 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:27,580 What about me? Oh, yes. Let's see. 432 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:32,140 Oh, no, sir. I don't think Daphne should go out alone here. 433 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:36,380 Very funny things can happen to white women. Ooh, really? What? 434 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:40,460 I don't want you ending up in a harem with 50 other women. 435 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:46,460 Oh, I should think not. That's silly. I know the Fat Man better than any of you. 436 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:49,860 I took mental pictures of everyone in Cafe Mozart. 437 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:56,500 No, dear, they're funny about women out here, especially white women. Detergent lot! 438 00:37:56,500 --> 00:38:01,420 THEY LAUGH No, dear, you'd better stay in your room like a good girl. 439 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:06,260 I want to do my bit! Well, you'll have to do your bit in your room! 440 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:08,180 Oh! 441 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:14,620 Temper. Right, lads, let's get cracking. 442 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:18,380 We'll need radio transmitters and disguises. 443 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,660 Ooh, yes. 444 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:23,140 Very cosmopolitan. 445 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:25,780 Now for the hat. 446 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:29,820 Ooh! I beg your pardon, miss. 447 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,340 I didn't know it was engaged. 448 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:39,580 Daphne's gone. Isn't she in her room? No, I looked in there. 449 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:42,340 I bet she's gone to the kasbah. 450 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:47,260 No, I've looked in there too. I've looked all over the hotel. 451 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:51,140 It's those STENCH people. If they've got her, I'll... 452 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,420 All right, all right. 453 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:57,465 I'll join you. I'll just get my hat. 454 00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:08,385 Brown Cow to Red Admiral. Brown Cow to Red Admiral. Come in, please. 455 00:40:08,385 --> 00:40:10,425 Where are you, Red Admiral? 456 00:40:14,785 --> 00:40:19,105 Excuse me, officer, I'm looking for a woman. Come with me, sir. 457 00:40:19,105 --> 00:40:23,785 I got very pretty sister. Ooh, no! I mean... 458 00:40:23,785 --> 00:40:27,185 RADIO BLEEPS Excuse me. 459 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:38,465 Red Admiral here. Red Admiral here. Who is it? Brown Cow here. 460 00:40:38,465 --> 00:40:42,705 Where are you? We've been looking for you. 461 00:40:42,705 --> 00:40:48,745 I've found the Fat Man in a cafe in the Street Of A Thousand Artisans. 462 00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:55,065 Artisans, ooh, yes. When you come to think of it. It couldn't be anything else, could it? 463 00:40:55,065 --> 00:41:00,585 Shall I tackle him now? No! Keep him in sight until we get there. 464 00:41:00,585 --> 00:41:03,305 Over and out. 465 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:11,265 Red Admiral calling Bluebottle. Bluebottle, come in. 466 00:41:11,265 --> 00:41:14,665 HE PLAYS GREENSLEEVES 467 00:41:19,225 --> 00:41:22,345 RADIO BLEEPS 468 00:41:22,345 --> 00:41:25,585 Hello, Bluebottle here. What? 469 00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:28,745 She has? That's marvellous. 470 00:41:28,745 --> 00:41:33,825 Good old, Daph. I told you she was wonderful, sir... Yes, all right. 471 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,185 I'll be there. 472 00:41:36,185 --> 00:41:39,865 HE LAUGHS It's all happening. 473 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:42,785 It's the snakes... Aah! 474 00:41:42,785 --> 00:41:46,825 When you've quite finished, that's my bed. 475 00:41:46,825 --> 00:41:49,185 Terribly sorry. 476 00:42:03,625 --> 00:42:06,185 Over there. He's fat all right. 477 00:42:06,185 --> 00:42:09,785 And he was in Cafe Mozart. It's him all right. 478 00:42:10,985 --> 00:42:14,185 HE PLAYS TUNELESSLY 479 00:42:23,065 --> 00:42:26,985 Are you all right, Daphne. It's Ali Baba! 480 00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:30,825 Put your snake away. Look, he's going. 481 00:42:30,825 --> 00:42:35,585 Where's Bind? I think we're better off without him. We were. Look. 482 00:42:45,305 --> 00:42:48,745 I'm awfully sorry. So clumsy. Allow me. 483 00:42:48,745 --> 00:42:51,385 There. One moment! 484 00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:54,505 You mustn't forget these. 485 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:58,105 You might have said thank you. Some people... 486 00:42:58,105 --> 00:43:00,705 I do beg your pardon. 487 00:43:00,705 --> 00:43:05,865 It's me. You fool. Of course it is. It's the hat! 488 00:43:05,865 --> 00:43:09,745 - Did you find the Fat Man? - That was him you were talking to. 489 00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:12,585 Ooh. Oh, come on. 490 00:43:20,425 --> 00:43:23,345 Pretend to be buying something. 491 00:44:02,305 --> 00:44:04,945 He went in there. 492 00:44:04,945 --> 00:44:12,065 Hakim's Fun House. They've a place like that in Blackpool. I'll look it up in the guide book. 493 00:44:12,065 --> 00:44:17,625 It's bound to have a list. Oh, yes. Hakim's Fun House... Ooh. 494 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:22,305 What is it? I suppose you could call it a sort of hotel. 495 00:44:22,305 --> 00:44:27,265 A hotel. How many stars? No stars, just five exclamation marks! 496 00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:31,985 Let's go in. No, wait a minute. I'd better handle this. 497 00:44:33,505 --> 00:44:37,465 Good afternoon, sir...or madam. BIND LAUGHS 498 00:44:37,465 --> 00:44:43,825 We'd like some fun, please. You are members? No. Go in peace. You... 499 00:44:45,745 --> 00:44:48,785 We've got luncheon vouchers. 500 00:44:48,785 --> 00:44:53,145 You would like your throat slit from ear to ear? 501 00:44:53,145 --> 00:44:57,345 No, not for lunch, I don't think! Go in peace. 502 00:44:57,345 --> 00:45:02,225 We're not wanted here, sir. There must be another way in. 503 00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:19,145 That's the way to get in. But they're women. So am I! 504 00:45:19,145 --> 00:45:21,705 No... Yes, she is. 505 00:45:21,705 --> 00:45:26,185 It's not safe for Daphne to go in. But we've got to get the formula. 506 00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:30,065 He might be handing it over now. You're right. 507 00:45:30,065 --> 00:45:36,825 We'll have to get you some different clothes. You can't. It's not safe. I'm going with her. 508 00:45:41,265 --> 00:45:46,305 I never felt so silly. No, you look lovely. Full of Eastern promise! 509 00:45:46,305 --> 00:45:49,585 It's like being inside a letter box. BIND CHUCKLES 510 00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:54,745 What's the matter with you? When's the last collection?! 511 00:45:54,745 --> 00:45:57,145 You'll be all right. 512 00:46:10,105 --> 00:46:12,825 HE GASPS 513 00:46:22,265 --> 00:46:26,905 Ah, Fatima, Monsieur. Elle est tres gentille. Formidable. 514 00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:29,625 And she's a lovely wee singer. 515 00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:35,865 What are we going to do? Go in. 516 00:46:35,865 --> 00:46:38,505 Go in? Go on. 517 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:44,785 Take your things off. 518 00:46:44,785 --> 00:46:47,705 You as well. 519 00:46:54,025 --> 00:46:56,145 That one. 520 00:47:03,985 --> 00:47:07,145 Ooh! What are they up to in there? 521 00:47:07,145 --> 00:47:10,305 Oh, no! Excuse me, sir, please. 522 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:14,425 Oh! Sorry. I thought it might be someone we knew. 523 00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:17,425 HE PLAYS TUNELESSLY 524 00:47:19,985 --> 00:47:23,865 HE SINGS IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE 525 00:47:23,865 --> 00:47:27,905 You know why I picked you, my little flower? 526 00:47:27,905 --> 00:47:31,905 I suppose it's because you like picking little flowers! 527 00:47:36,105 --> 00:47:40,105 No. It's because your skin is so white. 528 00:47:40,105 --> 00:47:42,905 I like white skins. 529 00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:45,585 The whiter the better. Oh. 530 00:47:47,385 --> 00:47:53,825 What's the matter? Nothing. I was thinking of something someone said, that's all. 531 00:47:53,825 --> 00:47:56,145 532 00:47:56,145 --> 00:48:00,625 You mustn't think, my little flower. Relax. 533 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:04,025 We haven't got much time. 534 00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:07,865 I have a very important appointment soon. 535 00:48:07,865 --> 00:48:11,385 536 00:48:13,785 --> 00:48:18,465 Do we have to have her in here? Yes, she's my best friend. 537 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:23,065 I'm her best friend. We go everywhere together. 538 00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:28,225 I know. But it's time you and I were alone. 539 00:48:28,225 --> 00:48:35,385 Hey ha-ha-ha he-he-he... 540 00:48:35,385 --> 00:48:38,465 Enough! Go away! 541 00:48:38,465 --> 00:48:44,305 You'll be sorry. Most men find her very exciting. 542 00:48:44,305 --> 00:48:46,745 Really? 543 00:48:46,745 --> 00:48:49,545 In what way? Well... 544 00:48:49,545 --> 00:48:52,265 Well! 545 00:48:52,265 --> 00:48:57,345 All right, my dear, let me see your shimmy. Certainly not. 546 00:48:57,345 --> 00:49:00,825 Your dance, Harriet. Harriet? 547 00:49:00,825 --> 00:49:03,345 Excuse me, please. 548 00:49:05,425 --> 00:49:07,505 Like this. 549 00:49:14,545 --> 00:49:17,065 Come over here. I want to see you. 550 00:49:25,585 --> 00:49:31,785 What's the matter? He's got the formula. You contact Simpkins and I'll keep him occupied. 551 00:50:00,745 --> 00:50:04,705 Bluebottle to Red Admiral. Bluebottle to Red Admiral. 552 00:50:04,705 --> 00:50:06,985 Come in, Red Admiral. 553 00:50:06,985 --> 00:50:11,265 Red Admiral here. What's going on? 554 00:50:11,265 --> 00:50:14,265 DAPHNE SHRIEKS 555 00:50:14,265 --> 00:50:17,585 Oh! Ha-ha-ha. 556 00:50:20,465 --> 00:50:25,425 Daphne's with him and he's got the formula. Is she getting it? 557 00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,985 THE FAT MAN LAUGHS 558 00:50:27,985 --> 00:50:32,785 No, but she will any minute now. You've got to do something. 559 00:50:32,785 --> 00:50:37,825 It's mad here! Perhaps YOU'll be more co-operative. 560 00:50:47,865 --> 00:50:52,825 I'm all ready. When he answers, say something really rude, 561 00:50:52,825 --> 00:50:57,785 something to make him rush out angrily. Something rude? Yes, rude. 562 00:50:57,785 --> 00:51:01,825 Manure. No, like the Arabs do it! 563 00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:05,305 Insult his father. They hate that! 564 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:12,425 Hello. Your father's an illegitimate son of flea-picker's daughter. 565 00:51:12,425 --> 00:51:18,865 You know my father? Come in, friend. No, you come out here and I'll tell you what your mother was. Really? 566 00:51:19,985 --> 00:51:23,425 So, you knew my mother? Yes, she was a... 567 00:51:27,425 --> 00:51:29,785 Go in peace. 568 00:51:34,545 --> 00:51:37,465 Oh... BIND LAUGHS 569 00:51:37,465 --> 00:51:41,545 Come on! A fruit machine - I can't resist them. 570 00:51:41,545 --> 00:51:45,345 We've got to find Harold and Daphne. All right. 571 00:51:53,305 --> 00:51:56,705 Hawalaza mussa pushti khazi. 572 00:51:57,905 --> 00:52:01,945 Well, they should put a notice on, shouldn't they?! 573 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,065 Oh! 574 00:52:11,065 --> 00:52:12,945 Oh, oh! 575 00:52:12,945 --> 00:52:17,105 You feeling a little bit more amorous now? 576 00:52:17,105 --> 00:52:20,025 No, you lie back and have a rest. 577 00:52:36,345 --> 00:52:42,345 Lift your head and I'll give you a cushion. Oh! Anyone for tennis? 578 00:52:45,185 --> 00:52:49,425 That's much better. YOU smoke, come on. No, no. 579 00:52:49,425 --> 00:52:54,225 Have a little smoke. I'm trying to give it up. Give it to him, er, her. 580 00:52:59,105 --> 00:53:01,705 LAUGHTER 581 00:53:05,865 --> 00:53:08,665 Ssh! There's someone coming! 582 00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:12,145 LAUGHTER 583 00:53:13,505 --> 00:53:17,945 We'll get it out of you. We'll wrench it out of you. 584 00:53:26,145 --> 00:53:30,625 Fatty, where is it? Down the corridor, first on the right. 585 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:34,425 Hand it over or I'll shoot you where you sit. 586 00:53:34,425 --> 00:53:37,025 Oh, no, not where he sits! 587 00:53:38,985 --> 00:53:44,985 Right. Ah-ah-ah! No-one leave this room for an hour or you'll be shot. 588 00:53:46,905 --> 00:53:49,705 Well done, Harold. Now. 589 00:53:50,905 --> 00:53:55,265 What's going on? That man's got the formula! 590 00:53:55,265 --> 00:54:01,305 Ah-ha! So, that's your game, is it? Hand it over. I've got you covered. 591 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:07,585 I've got buildings all round the men! Oh, no! No, not you again! 592 00:54:07,585 --> 00:54:11,945 Yes, it's me! Hand it over. You can't get away. 593 00:54:11,945 --> 00:54:14,625 I'm not afraid to use this. 594 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:17,945 Use that? Get out of my way, you fool! 595 00:54:17,945 --> 00:54:21,185 You stupid imbecile! I am... 596 00:54:25,945 --> 00:54:28,545 Good shot, sir! 597 00:54:28,545 --> 00:54:30,945 Oh, no, you don't! 598 00:54:30,945 --> 00:54:32,465 Look! 599 00:54:32,465 --> 00:54:33,905 Argh! 600 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,705 Come on! 601 00:54:56,465 --> 00:54:58,705 It's time. 602 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:07,465 RADIO: So, my fat friend, you have failed me. 603 00:55:07,465 --> 00:55:13,905 I shouldn't have trusted one with such a weakness for pleasures of the flesh. 604 00:55:13,905 --> 00:55:16,585 It wasn't my fault, Doctor. 605 00:55:16,585 --> 00:55:22,665 Yes, it was! You were outwitted by the most stupid agents in Britain - 606 00:55:22,665 --> 00:55:26,745 four imbeciles! You know the penalty for failure. 607 00:55:28,465 --> 00:55:29,945 No! 608 00:55:36,025 --> 00:55:39,745 Please, Doctor, give me another chance. 609 00:55:39,745 --> 00:55:42,425 Stop grovelling and listen to me! 610 00:55:42,425 --> 00:55:47,025 The British agents are returning to London by the Orient Express. 611 00:55:47,025 --> 00:55:49,745 You will join the train at Trieste. 612 00:55:49,745 --> 00:55:54,025 I want that formula and I want THEM or you will die! 613 00:55:54,025 --> 00:55:58,945 Yes, I will get them, I promise you that. I will make no more mistakes. 614 00:55:58,945 --> 00:56:03,985 I'm putting someone in charge of this operation whom I can trust. 615 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:06,345 Open the door. 616 00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:12,905 Go on, pig, open it! There's nobody there. 617 00:56:12,905 --> 00:56:15,465 Do what I say, you fool! 618 00:56:27,705 --> 00:56:32,465 Here's to the success of our first assignment. ALL: Cheers! To us. 619 00:56:32,465 --> 00:56:35,345 Lovely. Good luck. 620 00:56:35,345 --> 00:56:41,825 It's a very good year. I couldn't have carried it off without your help. 621 00:56:41,825 --> 00:56:47,465 I still don't see why we're going by train. We're not dealing with mugs. 622 00:56:47,465 --> 00:56:50,105 They'll try and get this back. 623 00:56:50,105 --> 00:56:54,905 That's why I thought we should have gone by air cos it's quicker. 624 00:56:54,905 --> 00:56:59,585 In this game, it's all about trying to outthink the other side. 625 00:56:59,585 --> 00:57:05,545 They think we WOULD be going by air so we fool them by going by rail. 626 00:57:05,545 --> 00:57:08,225 On the other hand, being smart, 627 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:11,985 they think we WOULD think they'd think that, 628 00:57:11,985 --> 00:57:14,905 so we, being smarter, outthink them 629 00:57:14,905 --> 00:57:21,785 by doing what they didn't think we'd think to do when we thought of it. But why are we going by train? 630 00:57:21,785 --> 00:57:25,305 Because I get air sick. Now, drink your wine. 631 00:57:25,305 --> 00:57:30,985 So, no-one will have followed us onto this train? Not a chance! 632 00:57:30,985 --> 00:57:33,865 Well, who's that sitting opposite? 633 00:57:35,305 --> 00:57:36,785 Cor! 634 00:57:44,985 --> 00:57:47,705 I think she wants us to follow her. 635 00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:52,345 We don't know which side's she's on. Well, I'm not fussy. 636 00:57:52,345 --> 00:57:56,025 We're not going to take any chances. Understand? 637 00:57:56,025 --> 00:58:01,265 We'll go straight to our sleeping compartments and lock ourselves in. 638 00:58:18,305 --> 00:58:20,665 HE SINGS 639 00:58:30,185 --> 00:58:31,745 Miss? 640 00:58:31,745 --> 00:58:34,745 Excuse me, Miss. 641 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:37,625 Miss? Oh, sorry! 642 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:40,545 I don't want to disturb... SHE SHRIEKS 643 00:58:40,545 --> 00:58:43,985 Ssh! Think of the neighbours... Oh, you! 644 00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:48,745 I thought it was one of those awful men! I AM one of those awful men! 645 00:58:48,745 --> 00:58:53,025 I've had such a terrible time. I can't take any more. 646 00:58:53,025 --> 00:59:00,145 Well, don't you take any more, but I'd be happy if you didn't take it somewhere else as this is MY berth. 647 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:04,025 I'm terribly sorry. I had nowhere else to go. 648 00:59:04,025 --> 00:59:10,145 Oh, there, there. Don't cry. Let me dry your eyes for you. Thank you. 649 00:59:10,145 --> 00:59:16,585 You know, the moment I saw you, I knew you'd be kind and help me. You did? 650 00:59:16,585 --> 00:59:19,745 Yes. You see, I'm in real trouble. 651 00:59:19,745 --> 00:59:26,665 You carry on like that and we'll both be in trouble. You've been following me, haven't you? 652 00:59:26,665 --> 00:59:29,585 Yes. I owe you an explanation. 653 00:59:29,585 --> 00:59:32,265 Yes, it had better be a good one. 654 00:59:32,265 --> 00:59:36,745 I'm a reasonable man, but don't try to fool me. 655 00:59:36,745 --> 00:59:42,905 I saw you in Vienna and fell in love with you. That sounds reasonable to me. 656 00:59:42,905 --> 00:59:46,025 I came here tonight to warn you. 657 00:59:46,025 --> 00:59:50,505 You have something many people are after. I suppose I have. 658 00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:55,425 I mean the formula. How did you know about that? 659 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:59,145 They're on the train and they'll kill you. 660 00:59:59,145 --> 01:00:04,225 Why should anyone want to kill ME? Look in the corridor. 661 01:00:07,065 --> 01:00:09,745 You're right. What shall I do? 662 01:00:09,745 --> 01:00:14,025 Give the formula to me. I'll look after it for you. Yes. 663 01:00:14,025 --> 01:00:18,025 What a good idea. No, I've got a better idea. 664 01:00:18,025 --> 01:00:21,625 We'll stay here all night with the door bolted. 665 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:24,305 The formula would be safer with me. 666 01:00:24,305 --> 01:00:30,465 You're supposed to be on MY side, aren't you? Give me the formula. 667 01:00:31,265 --> 01:00:33,425 SHE SHRIEKS 668 01:00:34,585 --> 01:00:41,225 You thought you'd get the better of me, but you have to get up earlier than that! Stop. 669 01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:45,425 I'd rather fight them than you. Not THAT way! 670 01:00:47,305 --> 01:00:50,785 What happened? He's gone. With the formula? 671 01:00:53,905 --> 01:00:57,825 So, I'm not the only one who makes mistakes, huh? 672 01:01:01,245 --> 01:01:02,685 Ooh! 673 01:01:06,765 --> 01:01:08,925 Oh, hello there. 674 01:01:10,445 --> 01:01:12,845 Oh, make for the door. 675 01:01:13,885 --> 01:01:16,605 Gracious me. Get in. 676 01:01:16,605 --> 01:01:20,245 What on earth were you doing out there? 677 01:01:20,245 --> 01:01:25,125 I thought I'd take a walk! Eh? What do you think I was doing? 678 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:30,125 I asked YOU that! The whole train's swarming with Dr Crow's agents. 679 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:34,885 You and your outthinking! Come on! I have to get my trousers on. 680 01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:36,805 Hurry. 681 01:01:39,485 --> 01:01:41,605 Come on. 682 01:01:46,725 --> 01:01:48,405 After them! 683 01:01:51,005 --> 01:01:56,405 All change. Everybody out. All Change. Everybody out. 684 01:01:56,405 --> 01:02:01,205 All change. Everybody out. All Change. Everybody out. 685 01:02:06,725 --> 01:02:10,845 HENS CLUCK LOUDLY 686 01:02:20,605 --> 01:02:23,085 PIGS SQUEAL 687 01:02:25,685 --> 01:02:30,565 The buffet car. We can't go further. Why don't we pull the chain? 688 01:02:30,565 --> 01:02:37,645 It's OK when the train's in the station. No! Pull that and it's a £10 fine. We can't just stand here. 689 01:02:37,645 --> 01:02:41,885 YOU can. Hold them off for a few minutes. Me? You. 690 01:02:41,885 --> 01:02:45,085 Remember it's for England. Good luck! 691 01:02:46,645 --> 01:02:50,925 Harold, Daphne, the worst has happened. How dare you! 692 01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:57,525 We were only kissing. I'm not talking about YOU! The train's full of STENCH men. 693 01:02:57,525 --> 01:03:00,845 Where are they? How long have we got? 694 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:04,005 As long as Bind can hold them back. 695 01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:10,285 Dear Mother, this is probably the last letter you'll get from me. 696 01:03:11,365 --> 01:03:16,085 Hoping it finds you... as it leaves me. 697 01:03:16,085 --> 01:03:21,125 There's one. Get him! You stand back there. I've got a gun! 698 01:03:22,085 --> 01:03:24,725 I've got a gun, I tell you! 699 01:03:24,725 --> 01:03:26,245 Oh! 700 01:03:26,245 --> 01:03:28,365 Oh! 701 01:03:35,485 --> 01:03:39,965 What are you doing here? I told you to hold them off. 702 01:03:39,965 --> 01:03:44,565 I can't hold them off and these up at the same time. What can we do? 703 01:03:44,565 --> 01:03:49,925 All we can do is destroy the formula. But there's only one copy. 704 01:03:49,925 --> 01:03:52,605 But I can photograph them first. 705 01:03:52,605 --> 01:03:54,925 Of course! 706 01:03:56,205 --> 01:03:58,685 HER EYES CLICK LIKE A CAMERA 707 01:04:01,085 --> 01:04:05,445 How ARE we going to destroy the formula? I know! 708 01:04:05,445 --> 01:04:09,005 Waiter, four soups, please. 709 01:04:09,005 --> 01:04:12,325 Well done, Daphne. You're a gem! 710 01:04:16,965 --> 01:04:19,685 THUDDING ON DOOR 711 01:04:28,885 --> 01:04:32,245 Oh, pardon. I'm going to make you sick. 712 01:04:32,245 --> 01:04:34,845 That shouldn't be very difficult! 713 01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:06,245 Right, in you go. But I don't want to go. Go on. 714 01:05:06,245 --> 01:05:09,525 Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. 715 01:05:33,445 --> 01:05:38,405 Bargain basement - kitchen ware, underwear, camping equipment... 716 01:05:38,405 --> 01:05:42,805 It must be their headquarters. Or their hind quarters! 717 01:05:46,685 --> 01:05:51,165 Halt! You will take the girl, Honeybutt, to Dr Crow. No! 718 01:05:52,525 --> 01:05:55,085 Come, the leader is waiting. 719 01:06:00,045 --> 01:06:04,805 We will take the three men to cell ten. And do not try to resist. 720 01:06:04,805 --> 01:06:08,165 Oh, don't worry, I won't! Oh, Chief. 721 01:06:12,405 --> 01:06:17,085 Yes, Miss Honeybutt. Or may I call you Brown Cow? 722 01:06:17,085 --> 01:06:20,285 I am Dr Crow. You are surprised? 723 01:06:20,285 --> 01:06:24,205 Yes, I am! I expected you to be a man! 724 01:06:24,205 --> 01:06:26,765 Or a woman. I am both, 725 01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:33,925 the first of a new super-race, with the combined mental and physical endowments of a man AND a woman. 726 01:06:33,925 --> 01:06:38,165 You must have difficulty with clothes. Enough! 727 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,885 I'm prepared to be lenient with you 728 01:06:40,885 --> 01:06:45,605 if you will tell me the details of Stark's formula. 729 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:51,845 We destroyed it. But not before you used your photographic memory on it. 730 01:06:53,325 --> 01:06:57,965 And I have ways of unlocking the innermost secrets of the mind. 731 01:06:57,965 --> 01:07:00,365 Nasty ways. 732 01:07:00,365 --> 01:07:04,125 I'll never tell. I'll see you in hell first! 733 01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:11,565 You cannot pit yourself against STENCH. STENCH is invincible! Take her to the interrogation room. 734 01:07:31,285 --> 01:07:38,605 Why don't you sit down? I feel dizzy. How can I when I think of what they're doing to Daphne? 735 01:07:38,605 --> 01:07:41,205 I just wouldn't think about it. 736 01:07:41,205 --> 01:07:47,245 After all, they can only torture her, like pull her nails out. 737 01:07:47,245 --> 01:07:48,525 Oh! 738 01:07:48,525 --> 01:07:54,485 Or pull her arms and legs out... Shut up! I can't stand it! 739 01:07:54,485 --> 01:07:58,245 I've got to get out! I've got to get out! 740 01:07:58,245 --> 01:08:00,765 Let me out! Let me... 741 01:08:00,765 --> 01:08:04,765 Look what you've done. They'll make us pay for it. 742 01:08:10,765 --> 01:08:13,565 Enough. Stop the optical device. 743 01:08:17,965 --> 01:08:21,045 You are now completely hypnotised. 744 01:08:21,045 --> 01:08:23,645 You will do anything I tell you. 745 01:08:23,645 --> 01:08:26,085 Open your mouth. 746 01:08:27,125 --> 01:08:29,685 You understand what you have to do? 747 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,085 Right. Now. 748 01:08:33,645 --> 01:08:36,565 Argh! Isn't that what you wanted? 749 01:08:36,565 --> 01:08:40,925 I will make you pay for this! Start the sonic device. 750 01:08:47,685 --> 01:08:54,445 What are you doing? The person in the next cell might be able to get a message out for us. 751 01:08:56,125 --> 01:08:58,725 FAINT TAPPING Listen! He's answering! 752 01:08:58,725 --> 01:09:01,365 It's Morse code. Get a pen. 753 01:09:01,365 --> 01:09:04,245 TAPPING 754 01:09:04,245 --> 01:09:06,165 Ah! 755 01:09:06,165 --> 01:09:09,405 What does it say? Dash, dot, dot, dash... 756 01:09:09,405 --> 01:09:12,405 What does it mean? I don't know. 757 01:09:12,405 --> 01:09:18,845 Give it to me! "Please stop that banging. I'm trying to sleep." You nit! 758 01:09:23,405 --> 01:09:25,885 Wake up! Wake up! 759 01:09:27,845 --> 01:09:31,205 Now, you will repeat the formula. Understand? 760 01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:34,805 Good. Start the tape recorder. 761 01:09:36,725 --> 01:09:39,125 Now, begin. 762 01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:42,485 Water. Water. Karl, some water. 763 01:09:47,085 --> 01:09:48,565 Now. 764 01:09:49,925 --> 01:09:55,805 That's better. What now? No-one's survived the sonic device before. 765 01:09:55,805 --> 01:10:00,565 I'm used to noise. I was in a band. Start the brain disintegrator. 766 01:10:01,805 --> 01:10:04,645 WHIRRING 767 01:10:09,285 --> 01:10:12,285 How's it going? Fine. 768 01:10:14,245 --> 01:10:16,885 Here's another load. 769 01:10:18,165 --> 01:10:22,445 We'll never do it. We're just about to break through. 770 01:10:22,445 --> 01:10:25,165 I reckon I've gone 30 feet. 771 01:10:35,605 --> 01:10:37,965 I've done it! 772 01:10:37,965 --> 01:10:40,405 I'm free! I'm free! 773 01:10:41,285 --> 01:10:45,605 Mr Simpkins! Charlie! You can come out now. 774 01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:48,085 We're free! We're free! 775 01:10:50,445 --> 01:10:54,165 I must have made a slight miscalculation. 776 01:10:54,165 --> 01:10:56,405 Take it away. 777 01:10:57,685 --> 01:11:00,645 You are in my power. I'm in your power. 778 01:11:00,645 --> 01:11:03,925 You will answer my questions. You will answer my questions. 779 01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:05,805 No, you will answer my questions. 780 01:11:05,805 --> 01:11:10,845 What's your name? You're in my power. I'm in YOUR power. What's your name? 781 01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:13,445 My name is Dr Crow. What's your job? 782 01:11:13,445 --> 01:11:17,845 I am head of STENCH, an organisation designed to rule... 783 01:11:17,845 --> 01:11:22,405 What am I saying? YOU should be answering the questions! 784 01:11:22,405 --> 01:11:28,525 What do you want to know? What's the formula? You are in my power. 785 01:11:28,525 --> 01:11:32,325 I give up! I can do nothing with this monster. 786 01:11:32,325 --> 01:11:35,285 Can I go now then, please? Yes, go! 787 01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:44,125 We must have another chat sometime. It was most... 788 01:11:46,765 --> 01:11:49,405 Top secret formula X, page one. 789 01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:52,085 Quick, start the tape recorder. 790 01:11:52,085 --> 01:11:56,885 Improved process for immediate production of hydroformulin. 791 01:11:56,885 --> 01:12:02,805 Take one tablespoon of nitroglycol and three of amestate sulphamine... 792 01:12:02,805 --> 01:12:07,325 Get down there or the guard will see you when he comes in. 793 01:12:07,325 --> 01:12:12,085 There's a draft. Where's it coming from? I know where it's going TO! 794 01:12:12,085 --> 01:12:15,445 Go on. Shut up! All right, Bind, now. 795 01:12:15,445 --> 01:12:19,005 Guard, come quick, someone's escaping! 796 01:12:19,005 --> 01:12:20,605 Guard! 797 01:12:20,605 --> 01:12:25,165 He went down that way. Shall I take your stick? Thanks. 798 01:12:25,165 --> 01:12:28,805 Down there he went. You'll have to hurry up. 799 01:12:28,805 --> 01:12:31,485 I'm up and down like a yo-yo. 800 01:12:34,805 --> 01:12:38,165 Here's your stick back. 801 01:12:55,005 --> 01:13:01,605 This solution is kept at a temperature of minus 300 degrees centigrade for 48 hours. 802 01:13:01,605 --> 01:13:06,125 Then it's ready for immediate use. I have the formula. 803 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:11,725 They've got everything on tape. If they've touched her I'll kill them. 804 01:13:15,045 --> 01:13:17,725 Where's the tape? Ooh! 805 01:13:18,725 --> 01:13:21,325 Come on, Daphne, quick! I've got it. 806 01:13:27,005 --> 01:13:28,885 Art! 807 01:13:30,245 --> 01:13:32,125 After them! 808 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:46,725 What's happened? The British agents have escaped. 809 01:13:46,725 --> 01:13:49,445 Look, there they are. 810 01:13:57,525 --> 01:13:59,605 Which way now? 811 01:13:59,605 --> 01:14:03,485 Eena meena mina mo. We haven't got time. 812 01:14:03,485 --> 01:14:05,165 BOTH: This way! 813 01:14:08,725 --> 01:14:14,325 No, Sir! In future, I'll make the decisions. I'm sorry, go ahead. 814 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:17,045 What were we trying to decide? 815 01:14:18,325 --> 01:14:21,165 Let's get out of here! Come on! 816 01:14:30,005 --> 01:14:32,925 Which way did they go? Look! 817 01:14:37,645 --> 01:14:42,605 Wait! What? I've dropped one of me spools! Oh, no! 818 01:14:42,605 --> 01:14:45,285 We'll have to go back. But, sir... 819 01:14:50,485 --> 01:14:54,565 Thanks. That's all right. Here! Oh, no you don't! 820 01:14:54,565 --> 01:14:56,565 Stop or I'll shoot. Duck! 821 01:14:59,605 --> 01:15:01,805 Fools! Idiots! Ha-ha! 822 01:15:01,805 --> 01:15:03,845 Ha-ha-ha! 823 01:15:03,845 --> 01:15:06,525 Is there nobody stop them? 824 01:15:09,325 --> 01:15:11,525 This way! 825 01:15:14,485 --> 01:15:18,285 Looks as if you're beaten. No, Lila, 826 01:15:18,285 --> 01:15:21,765 they'll never get out that way. 827 01:15:25,325 --> 01:15:27,885 Looks as though we've had it. 828 01:15:27,885 --> 01:15:31,365 Daphne, will you marry me? Yes, of course. 829 01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:34,885 Ask her to marry you when she's in trouble! 830 01:15:34,885 --> 01:15:37,725 Oh, look! Ooh! 831 01:15:37,725 --> 01:15:41,245 On the back. That's right, now all get on. 832 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,765 That's right. Oh! 833 01:15:45,805 --> 01:15:47,445 I'm on! 834 01:15:51,565 --> 01:15:55,725 This is smashing! I wonder where it goes to. 835 01:15:55,725 --> 01:16:00,005 Never mind. It's going faster than they are! 836 01:16:11,165 --> 01:16:13,525 Look! They've stopped chasing us! 837 01:16:15,445 --> 01:16:19,365 Ah! Ha-ha-ha! Yah! 838 01:16:19,365 --> 01:16:23,925 Poor fools! They're going straight to the automation area. 839 01:16:23,925 --> 01:16:26,445 You must stop them. 840 01:16:26,445 --> 01:16:29,125 I'm afraid that's out of my hands. 841 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:34,605 Everything that happens in that area is controlled by this tape. 842 01:16:34,605 --> 01:16:39,165 What will happen to them? It should be interesting. Watch. 843 01:16:43,485 --> 01:16:45,445 ENGINE STOPS 844 01:16:48,325 --> 01:16:50,845 Daphne! Come on, dear! 845 01:16:50,845 --> 01:16:52,645 Oh! 846 01:16:52,645 --> 01:16:55,405 Where are we? 847 01:16:55,405 --> 01:16:57,485 Looks like a factory. 848 01:16:57,485 --> 01:16:59,365 Oh! Ooh! 849 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,685 I wonder what they're making. 850 01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:04,365 Mincemeat - look! 851 01:17:04,365 --> 01:17:06,685 Oh! Ah! Argh! 852 01:17:06,685 --> 01:17:09,685 Oh! Argh! Oh! 853 01:17:09,685 --> 01:17:12,005 This is horrible! 854 01:17:12,005 --> 01:17:13,965 Oh! Oh! 855 01:17:18,645 --> 01:17:20,765 Argh! Argh! 856 01:17:20,765 --> 01:17:23,005 Argh! 857 01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:24,645 Argh! 858 01:17:24,645 --> 01:17:29,165 I've heard of a wash and brush up, but this is ridiculous! 859 01:17:32,365 --> 01:17:34,685 They can't survive. 860 01:17:34,685 --> 01:17:37,405 DR CROW CHUCKLES 861 01:17:37,405 --> 01:17:39,565 CROW: That's incredible! 862 01:17:39,565 --> 01:17:43,325 It's sensitive to foreign matter. Are they safe? 863 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,845 Don't worry. They'll never get out of there alive. 864 01:17:46,845 --> 01:17:49,925 Oh! Oh, dear! That's the way out! 865 01:17:49,925 --> 01:17:51,445 Come on! 866 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:05,925 Impossible! They have charmed lives! 867 01:18:19,125 --> 01:18:21,765 What happens to the metal now? 868 01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:26,325 They are hardened by being immersed in a vat of acid 869 01:18:26,325 --> 01:18:29,445 at a temperature of 300 degrees. 870 01:18:31,965 --> 01:18:37,845 Looks like we're frying tonight. You'd think they'd batter us first. 871 01:18:37,845 --> 01:18:42,005 Ooh! You would have to open your big mouth. 872 01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:46,805 In 20 seconds, the first will die. Haven't you forgotten something? 873 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:50,445 He still has the tape. My dear Lila, 874 01:18:50,445 --> 01:18:55,285 you're not foolish enough to believe I only took one recording? 875 01:18:55,285 --> 01:18:58,965 This tape was recorded simultaneously. 876 01:19:00,525 --> 01:19:04,405 Please be quiet, I wish to enjoy this. 877 01:19:04,405 --> 01:19:07,045 That's far enough, doctor. 878 01:19:09,285 --> 01:19:11,845 What? Are you mad? 879 01:19:11,845 --> 01:19:14,525 Stop the machine or I'll kill you. 880 01:19:16,445 --> 01:19:20,765 Don't it make you sick? What a place to break down! 881 01:19:20,765 --> 01:19:23,405 They do keep us hanging about. 882 01:19:24,645 --> 01:19:27,525 I'll take the tape, thank you. 883 01:19:27,525 --> 01:19:30,165 You won't get away with this. 884 01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:32,965 How do we get them out of there? 885 01:19:32,965 --> 01:19:37,125 The only way is to reverse the entire process. 886 01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:39,365 Then reverse it. 887 01:19:39,365 --> 01:19:41,365 And quickly. 888 01:20:11,845 --> 01:20:13,805 Oh! 889 01:20:13,805 --> 01:20:15,445 Oh! Oh! 890 01:20:15,445 --> 01:20:17,125 Ah! 891 01:20:20,205 --> 01:20:22,365 Oh! Agh! 892 01:20:22,365 --> 01:20:25,285 Agh! Oh! Argh! 893 01:20:25,285 --> 01:20:27,205 Argh! Argh! 894 01:20:27,205 --> 01:20:28,965 Argh! 895 01:20:32,645 --> 01:20:34,325 Oh! 896 01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:38,925 Oh! Ah! 897 01:21:10,645 --> 01:21:14,525 What happened? Where are we? What happened? 898 01:21:14,525 --> 01:21:18,645 Over here. This lift leads to the surface. 899 01:21:18,645 --> 01:21:24,205 Doctor, in you go. You won't get away with this. STENCH is invincible. 900 01:21:24,205 --> 01:21:28,205 STENCH is... Shut up and get in! Little stinker! 901 01:21:28,205 --> 01:21:31,565 I say, have you noticed that? 902 01:21:31,565 --> 01:21:34,405 Shall we? Yes, let's! 903 01:21:34,405 --> 01:21:36,445 Watch this! 904 01:21:37,725 --> 01:21:39,405 Oh, look! 905 01:21:47,205 --> 01:21:53,805 Where will we come out? Don't worry. Now you're on our side, I can see more of you. 906 01:21:53,805 --> 01:21:58,645 Didn't you see enough of me? Don't! I'm embarrassed! 907 01:21:58,645 --> 01:22:03,125 I'm not on your side. Oh. I work for another organisation. 908 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:06,885 Would you like to join? That depends. What is it? 909 01:22:06,885 --> 01:22:11,685 Society for Neutralisation Of Germs. Commonly called SNOG. 910 01:22:11,685 --> 01:22:15,525 I always wanted to do some snogging. Stop it! 911 01:22:15,525 --> 01:22:19,765 That's the place. I had it in my hands, chief. 912 01:22:19,765 --> 01:22:23,405 Those damned idiots came in and the... 913 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:27,885 Oh, what's the use? The formula's gone, so have they. 914 01:22:27,885 --> 01:22:33,245 KNOCK ON DOOR Come in! KNOCKS AGAIN 915 01:22:33,245 --> 01:22:35,085 (Some people!) 916 01:22:35,085 --> 01:22:38,085 What the...? KNOCK ON DOOR 917 01:22:38,085 --> 01:22:42,885 (It can't be.) KNOCKS AGAIN 918 01:22:45,245 --> 01:22:49,325 Ooh! Who'd have thought we'd come out here! 919 01:22:49,325 --> 01:22:54,165 Back in the old place! Where have you come from? 920 01:22:54,165 --> 01:22:57,925 Their headquarters. This is Dr Crow! 921 01:22:57,925 --> 01:23:03,005 There! No, don't laugh. She can't help it, poor thing. 922 01:23:03,005 --> 01:23:07,565 You mean it's beneath this building? Yes! 923 01:23:07,565 --> 01:23:13,205 But don't worry, as we were leaving, we saw a sign which said, "Pl..." 924 01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:15,485 Oh, dear! 925 01:23:19,405 --> 01:23:23,205 Here, Harold, stop it! Someone might see!