1 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:39,410 May your blood bring fortune to those who have good in their hearts. 2 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:42,830 May your blood bring death and destruction 3 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:46,584 to those who have evil in their minds. 4 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:51,422 Your blood will live in this stone unto eternity. 5 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,799 I gotta give you credit, Steph. 6 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,218 You really know how to pick your transportation. 7 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:23,097 There's always a price for Hindustani sabhyata. 8 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,683 Huh! It's all Greek to me. 9 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,936 Hindi. It means "the culture of India". 10 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,563 Yeah. On the way back, we take the plane. 11 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,733 You're the boss, Sandeep. 12 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,363 Two hours to Madras. 13 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,865 Madras, two hours. 14 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,911 Two hours to Madras. 15 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,664 Two hours to Madras. Madras, two hours. 16 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,958 - Excuse me. - Yeah, sure. 17 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,128 Two hours to Madras. 18 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,088 Thank you. 19 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,425 Unbelievable, an Indian train that's punctual. 20 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,801 Give it a chance. 21 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,720 There's still two hours for it to break down. 22 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,682 I hope not because I have important business to attend to in Bangalore. 23 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,310 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't introduce myself. 24 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,854 - Paul Lorre. - Sandy McVey. 25 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,481 - I'm Stephanie. - Pleasure. 26 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,900 Are you two married or just in love? 27 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,277 - We're... - We're in textiles. 28 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,238 - Booming business. - What kind of business are you in? 29 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,614 Strange, isn't it? 30 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,118 People always start a conversation by talking about their line of work. 31 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,079 They could always start with their sexual preferences. 32 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,249 - What about yours, Mr. Lorre? - Mine? 33 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,418 Line of work. What do you do? 34 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,296 I'm in the import/export business. 35 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,883 So, what's your problem? The price of the rupee is not going up. 36 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:46,055 Don't mind him, Mr. Lorre. He's got a warped sense of humor. 37 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,931 Deep down he's a great guy. 38 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,894 Well, I never doubted that, not for a second. 39 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,257 Exercise, old man, exercise! 40 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,093 Be quick on your feet, be deadly. 41 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,969 - Be aware! - Ow! 42 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,265 Thank you for spicing up my boredom. 43 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:33,727 A select group of people have been waiting for you to wake up. 44 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,771 Be in my office in two minutes. 45 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,234 And wash up. I hate the sight of blood. 46 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,990 I'm thrilled to hear you're interested, Baron, 47 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:50,369 but I too have an affinity for the stone. 48 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,956 So I think a deal is a trifle premature at the moment. 49 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,917 Let's just call it an offer for the time being. 50 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,422 Well, that's very kind but not nearly generous enough. 51 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,549 You see, to tempt me, you must excite me, 52 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,592 and those figures don't excite me at all. 53 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:11,098 No, I can't commit myself. It wouldn't be... fair to my passions. 54 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,808 No, you see, I collect myself. 55 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,603 I must see how much desire is left after I've been to bed with a ruby. 56 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,690 No, I don't mind talking on the phone. 57 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,859 Phone tapping in India, my dear Baron, 58 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,485 will probably be invented in a couple of centuries. 59 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,320 Goodbye. 60 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:26,530 All right, off you go. 61 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,075 Keep at a distance, observe but don't get involved. 62 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,702 Take two men with you. 63 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,163 Make sure Lorre is alone, not followed, 64 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,331 and safely on his way to Bangalore. 65 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,466 Buy yourselves some ice cream. 66 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,523 Something you're interested in, Mr. Lorre? 67 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,816 No, no, no. 68 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,235 Oh, the stone of blood. 69 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,904 Bloodstone. 70 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:11,283 Seems like a neat job, done right under Scotland Yard's nose. 71 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,910 Perhaps an act of justice. 72 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,621 The legendary ruby should be returned to India. 73 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,581 Amazing how quickly you read. 74 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000 I just glanced. 75 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,127 Well, you can have it. 76 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,130 It's a reprint from the London Times. 77 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,925 Isn't it surprising what you can read between the lines? 78 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,553 The crime happened over 5,000 miles away. 79 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,473 You talk like a detective. 80 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:37,267 You forget, Mr. Lorre, I'm in textiles. 81 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,270 But the way it reads in the paper, someone very untalented 82 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,940 got really lucky with the bloodstone. 83 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,442 It certainly wasn't the work of a professional. 84 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,820 The Titanic, Mr. McVey, was built by professionals. 85 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,781 Noah was an amateur. 86 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:03,293 This is actually a considerable misfortune, sir. 87 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,256 It's rather important that we catch this particular train. 88 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,675 You miss one train, take another. 89 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,553 I'm prepared to pay you 130 rupees. 90 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,514 150, then. 91 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,851 150 American dollars. 92 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,895 We'll pay you in pounds. 93 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,064 Dollars. In advance. 94 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,907 If we don't make it on time, 95 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:37,035 we get our bloody money back. 96 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,415 Money, money, money, that's all people talk about. 97 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,546 Whatever happened to love? 98 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,639 Watch out! 99 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,940 Oh, my God! 100 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,114 Why don't you watch where you're bloody going? 101 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,287 Hold on. 102 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,334 Shut up, you stupid fool! 103 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,590 Look out! Look out! 104 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,843 Outrageous! 105 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,764 These taxi drivers get away with murder. 106 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,891 I still do not understand, Inspector Ramesh. 107 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,851 The telex from Interpol was very clear: 108 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,895 Mr. Lorre is on the 4:10 express from Bombay. 109 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,688 Why do we waste time double-checking it? 110 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,898 Ha-ha-ha! 111 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,525 Machines make mistakes, Inspector Maniam. 112 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,902 Pigeons do not. 113 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:55,697 You rely on your contraptions, I will rely on my pigeons. 114 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,414 I knew it! 115 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:08,168 The man is devious. He got off the plane in Bombay, 116 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,796 he missed his connection and took the express. 117 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,675 I told you, my pigeons never lie. 118 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,886 Outrageous. 119 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,808 Certainly wasn't one of mi... 120 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,690 That's extraordinary. Bang on time. 121 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,733 I don't feel at all well. 122 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:59,177 My friend, you have made a very wise investment. 123 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,182 Come on, follow me. 124 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,285 The Windsor is quite a delicious hotel. Most tourists stay at the Hilton. 125 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,579 Oh, but we're not tourists, Mr. Lorre. 126 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,999 We believe in the old saying: when in India, do as the Indians do. 127 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,293 The Indians don't stay at the Windsor. 128 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,503 You can always improve on those old sayings. 129 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,965 Besides, I'll let you in on a secret. 130 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,427 - We are not here just on business. - You're not? 131 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,804 We're not. It's a front. 132 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,598 - A front? - A front. 133 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:48,018 - Really? - Really. We're newlyweds. 134 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,645 - Ah! - A little of this, a little of that. 135 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,857 A little more of this, a lot more of that. 136 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,485 You see, Wellman Fabrics is my father's company 137 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,029 and while Sandy gets acquainted with the family business, 138 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,364 I'm getting acquainted with him. 139 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,659 Hard to believe just last week he was a cop. 140 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,815 Watch it, bloody fool! 141 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,651 What's the matter with you? 142 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,402 Beep! Beep! 143 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,697 Wait a minute! Let me walk by here! 144 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,706 Ridiculous contraption. 145 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,918 A rice cart, Inspector Ramesh, is not a modern contraption. 146 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045 Nonsense! It attacked me. 147 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,173 I tell you, they know who their enemies are. 148 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,267 It's him. 149 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,074 Oh, shit! 150 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,828 Will you allow me to help with your luggage? 151 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,789 Oh, yes. Great. That would be just... 152 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,875 ...great. 153 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,668 Sandy! 154 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,271 - Where is your tennis gear? - Right behind us. 155 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:02,986 I suppose we should part here before we get lost and separated. OK? 156 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,698 - Here's your bag. - Thank you, Mr. Lorre. 157 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,824 Good luck. 158 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,035 I wouldn't trust that guy if I was you. 159 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,705 Oh, he's just a harmless little man who's trying to help. 160 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,541 Over there, please. 161 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:28,303 Ah, Mr. Lorre, I recognize you anywhere. And don't deny it. 162 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,763 - Deny what? - Who you are? 163 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,973 - I know who I am. - I know who you are also. 164 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,017 - Who am I? - You know who you are. 165 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,560 - Who are you? - Who am I? 166 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,228 - Inspector Ramesh. - You heard the man. 167 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,855 - Now, follow me, please. - Why? 168 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,191 Because... Why? You know why. 169 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,568 - No, I don't know why. - Well, then, I'll tell you why. 170 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,695 Because I said so, that is why. 171 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,031 This way, please. This way, this way. 172 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,202 They got air-conditioning in the hotel? 173 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,496 Of course they have air-conditioning. 174 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,210 - Is there a problem? - No problem. 175 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,797 Hmm. 176 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,514 One day I must clean this. 177 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,811 Thank you. 178 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,447 Mr. McVey, your suite is prepared. 179 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,241 - I am Bramboo, at your service. - Yeah, nice to meet you. 180 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,920 This is for the ride. 181 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,339 I hope your stay in India is a pleasant one. 182 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:13,176 Yeah, I got that feeling right here. I won't forget India for a long time. 183 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,385 - Bye. - Yeah. 184 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,307 If all Indians are like him, I'm going to enjoy it here. 185 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,859 No! 186 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,868 Now I show you, bastards! 187 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,855 Can I leave now? 188 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,565 No, you cannot leave now, sir. 189 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,818 And pray tell why not? 190 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,988 - Because you are under arrest, sir. - On what charge? 191 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,240 On what charge? On what charge? 192 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,616 That is a very good question. 193 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,243 And here is my very good answer: 194 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,081 because you have tried to smuggle an illegal toothbrush into the country, sir. 195 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,544 Tell me, what kind of bristles are these? 196 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,256 I don't know, er... bristle bristles. 197 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,925 Regular toothbrush bristles. How should I know? 198 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:45,596 Aha! Just as I expected. This man is outrageous. 199 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,348 I wanna speak with my embassy. 200 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,352 I am so sorry, sir, but all of our phones are not working. 201 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,939 Mm... 202 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:58,568 I wonder if I could talk you out of that dinner party tonight. 203 00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,486 Well, you could try. 204 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,961 Sandy... 205 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,716 You're doing this on purpose. 206 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,511 Spoiling your... appetite. 207 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:45,865 What was that? 208 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:54,248 About that dinner party... 209 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,209 What dinner party? 210 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,380 Oh, Sandy... 211 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:06,135 Oh, that's... that's so good. 212 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,055 Oh, yes, I love that. 213 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,573 What the hell are they doing in there? 214 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,621 Sandy, where the hell are you going? 215 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,500 - What's the matter with you? - Sorry. 216 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:44,799 You're not gonna try to hit me with that thing, are you? 217 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,592 Where is it? 218 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,678 And you, why don't you clean up this mess? 219 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,533 What happened? 220 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:15,037 I don't know, but I'm just gonna let room service get them outta here. 221 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,463 Look, if he calls his embassy, 222 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,965 you will be standing on the street corner selling nimbu pani. 223 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,843 - I am deliberately making him wait... - Shh! 224 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,137 ...because he knows where the bloodstone is. 225 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:34,599 And as soon as I let him go, he will lead me straight away to it. 226 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,560 Aha, there you are! 227 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,854 Well, sneaking around... I'm glad I found you 228 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,981 because now it is time for you to be released. 229 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,400 Ah! 230 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,526 Hm... 231 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,462 Taxi! 232 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,708 Shit! 233 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,788 I just need a few hours' rest. What's the cheapest thing you've got? 234 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,415 45 dollars. 235 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:32,670 45 dollars, that's... that's highway robbery. 236 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,631 I'm sorry, sir. That's the least expensive we have. 237 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,259 All right, all right, all right. 238 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,554 - Could just sign this register? - Give me a pen. 239 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,350 I'll have Vincent pick up your bags. 240 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,744 Housekeeping. 241 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,018 Freeze! 242 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:15,898 Ah, Mr. Lorre. May I ask how you have acquired that? 243 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:17,775 - What? - That! 244 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,903 Give me that bag before I am forced to empty this on you. 245 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,155 You want... you want me to give you this? 246 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,407 Very slowly. 247 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,909 Bring it to me. 248 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,161 Bring it to me. Yes. 249 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,413 Now move back. 250 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:36,126 Ah, Mr. Lorre, this time you are not so fortunate. 251 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,963 I, Inspector Ramesh, have caught you red-handed. 252 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,090 Ha! Just as I expected. 253 00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,425 What kind of a man would steal a woman's... 254 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,303 ...balls? 255 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:19,837 Well, what do you think? 256 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:22,047 If you wanna buy me a present, now is the time. 257 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,507 It looks like an antique. 258 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,217 So do I, but don't let the looks fool you. 259 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,720 - Go ahead, bargain. - How much? 260 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:31,181 It's an ancient relic, a very valuable one. 261 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,349 2,000 dollars. 262 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,768 Keep it. Couple thousand years, it might be worth the money. 263 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,146 Not dollars, rupees, ma'am? 264 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,564 2,000 rupees. 265 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,484 Not a fake one, it's the real stuff. 266 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,320 500 rupees... We'll think about it. 267 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:46,405 I think we got problems. 268 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,782 Sweetheart, all honeymoon couples have problems. 269 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,327 - We'll work them out. - No, no, real problems. 270 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:54,455 - Real problems? - Yeah, one big one. 271 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,000 One not so big. 272 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,051 - Are they still there? - Yeah. 273 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,055 Let's get out of here. 274 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,890 Oh, shit! 275 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,109 - Let's hit the road. - Sandy, I have to go to the bathroom. 276 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,405 Sandy, I'm serious. Can I go to the bathroom? 277 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,175 You run and keep running, don't look back for anything. 278 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,928 I'm gonna stay, decoy them. Maybe they'll follow me. 279 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:52,221 - But what if...? - Steph, goddammit! 280 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:54,723 For once in your life you gotta do as you're told. 281 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,976 Now, go! 282 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,650 There must be a bathroom around here. 283 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,750 Stephanie! 284 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,460 Stephanie! 285 00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:06,295 Stephanie! 286 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,047 Stephanie! 287 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,873 Where is my wife, asshole? 288 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,043 Yeah, same to you, pal. 289 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,015 Let me make your life easier, Mr. Ramesh. 290 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,560 Since I know your car won't start, you can find me at the Hotel Atlantic. 291 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:06,897 But first I'm gonna buy a bottle. Then I'm going to take a walk. 292 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:09,691 Then I'm going to find a pretty street girl. 293 00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,985 You're more than welcome to join me if you like. 294 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:15,280 Me walk with a criminal? Outrageous. 295 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:20,536 A thief is a thief. Wherever you go, Inspector Ramesh will be watching. 296 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:23,914 I am like an elephant, I never forget. 297 00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:28,460 - Which hotel did you say? - The Atlantic. 298 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,587 I knew that, I was just testing. 299 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:44,685 Welcome back to the land of the living, Mr. Cop. 300 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,353 What happened? 301 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:50,399 Your good fortune worked. My men arrived in time. 302 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,318 Who the hell are you? 303 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:56,113 Last time I saw you, you were a cabbie. 304 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,033 A man of all trades I am. 305 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,035 What do you want? 306 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,663 It depends. 307 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,039 What do you have? 308 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,667 I have an American Express card. 309 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,294 I'm not even the one who pays the bill. 310 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,087 Are you missing something? 311 00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:14,298 Yeah, my wife. 312 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:18,844 The rumor has it... that you have also lost the bloodstone. 313 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,554 The what? 314 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,097 That goddamn ruby? 315 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,893 The only thing I know about it is what I read in the paper. 316 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,769 You never seen it? 317 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:29,313 Other than the picture in The Times? 318 00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,231 No. Why? 319 00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,151 You know a gentleman by the name of Lorre? 320 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:37,487 Lorre? Yeah, I met him on the train. 321 00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:40,407 He sat right next to us. We talked. 322 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:44,995 The rumor has it that Mr. Lorre stole the bloodstone. 323 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,123 Well, I'll be damned. 324 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:51,335 You will be if you have the ruby. 325 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:54,713 It brings misfortune and death to all those who possess it. 326 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,883 Let's cut the superstition bullshit. Get to the point. 327 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,344 I am interested in the ruby. 328 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,055 Well, I want my wife. 329 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:13,148 I get a feeling this can be a profitable partnership. 330 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:18,320 Let me be clear about something: I don't want anything to do with the ruby. 331 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,280 I want to find my wife. 332 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,325 I pay, I call the shots and you work for me. 333 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,993 I don't take American Express. 334 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,913 Cash. Half now, half on delivery. 335 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,958 You help me find my wife, you'll be a very rich man. 336 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,084 By Indian standards. 337 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:34,670 I can find anything for the right price. 338 00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:36,964 What about Lorre? 339 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:38,340 I can find Mr. Lorre. 340 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,133 What makes you think he'll talk? 341 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:43,512 I have my own special kind of... charm. 342 00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:46,306 OK, we'll try it your way first. 343 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,475 If it doesn't work, I'm going to the police. 344 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,435 You don't want to do that. 345 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,563 The police suspect anybody who asks questions about the bloodstone. 346 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:56,024 You go to them, they keep you for questioning. 347 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,901 I am unemployed, I take another job. 348 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,152 OK, OK. 349 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:01,822 Can't you go any faster? 350 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,157 No need, we are here. 351 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,936 Like they say, the streets know everything. 352 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,564 All you have to do is listen to the city. 353 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,739 Er... what do you know about Ramesh? 354 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:47,284 Ramesh? Everyone in this country is called Ramesh. 355 00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,828 No, Inspector Ramesh. 356 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,706 He's after the ruby. He's also after me. 357 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,042 For some accounts that are still open from the past. 358 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,127 You were on the wrong side of the law? 359 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,338 The law has been on the wrong side of me. 360 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:03,133 Good, this thing is starting to make sense. 361 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:08,013 If Lorre has the ruby, then someone connected Stephanie and I to him. 362 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,973 That would explain the thieves in our room 363 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,351 and those same guys after us at the market. 364 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,775 Uh-oh! Trouble. 365 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,497 Come on. 366 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,627 He's asleep. Get the girl out. 367 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,817 Shh. 368 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,625 Your wake-up call, Mr. Lorre. 369 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,169 Who... who the hell is this? 370 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,837 Let me refresh your memory. 371 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,841 The man on my right holding a knife at your throat is my friend Shyam. 372 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:10,719 Shyam doesn't speak much English 373 00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:14,181 so you make a wrong move, he makes a wrong move. 374 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:18,059 I have... I have money in my jacket over there on the hook. 375 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:20,395 I don't want money, I want my wife. 376 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:26,318 Mr. McVey? Oh, thank God! 377 00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,445 I... I thought it was thieves! 378 00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,072 Strange you'd mention that word. 379 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:32,949 You wouldn't know what a thief is, would you? 380 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,744 Please, tell your friend to remove the knife. 381 00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:37,704 I... I feel uncomfortable. 382 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,831 OK, Shyam, let's cut it short. 383 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:46,671 Oh, Mr. McVey, I have a very weak heart. 384 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:47,797 Please. 385 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:52,844 Somehow you got us involved in your dirty business. 386 00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:56,097 Someone kidnapped my wife. I wanna know who, why, where. 387 00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:58,517 I promise you, I... I had nothing to do with it. 388 00:41:58,642 --> 00:41:59,976 Play it again, Shyam. 389 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,603 Listen. No, please! 390 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:04,814 All I know is someone was very interested in something I had. 391 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:07,108 I'm glad your memory is coming back. 392 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,695 Van Hoeven is his name. Ludwig Van Hoeven. 393 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,239 The Dutchman. 394 00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:15,450 He's obsessed with power and money. Please don't mess with him. 395 00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,036 Thanks for the friendly advice. Why Stephanie? 396 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:18,995 I don't know. 397 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,789 Shyam, did I mention to you what your cut is? 398 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,584 All right! I stole the bloodstone. 399 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,921 I was lucky for the first time in my life. 400 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,132 But I don't know anything about this buying and selling business. 401 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,677 I don't deserve this, I'm just a small-time thief. 402 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,888 Van Hoeven is the one you want. He's wanted the ruby his whole life. 403 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,431 And... and he bought it from me 404 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:42,394 and stupid me, stupid idiotic me, I didn't trust anybody else to deliver it 405 00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:44,187 so I brought it into India myself 406 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,774 and I panicked when I got to the railway station and saw the police. 407 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,235 I slipped the ruby into your wife's tennis bag. 408 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,530 That's... that's when Van Hoeven's men saw me being taken away by Ramesh 409 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:56,032 and... and that's when I pointed to you. 410 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:59,995 I'm... I'm so sorry for getting you into this mess. 411 00:43:03,999 --> 00:43:05,584 Ramesh! 412 00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,127 Ramesh? 413 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:56,945 - Hello? - Good evening, Mr. McVey. 414 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,071 Who is this? 415 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,656 Now, now, Mr. McVey. 416 00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,201 An ex-cop playing stupid is not exactly my idea of a joke. 417 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,036 'You happen to know who I am 418 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:09,666 'and I happen to have as my guest, of course, your wonderful wife. 419 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,502 'I'm sure the Wellman family are going to be none too pleased 420 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,504 'to find you can't take care of their offspring.' 421 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:15,964 What do you want? 422 00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,550 A simple exchange: your treasure for mine. 423 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,301 I don't know what you're talking about. 424 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:23,930 Just be a good chap and all will be fine. 425 00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:11,436 "The waterfalls on the road to Bangalore when the sun is high. 426 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:14,564 "The stone of blood for your wife." 427 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,653 - Well, so much for the partnership. - Why? 428 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,114 I can't play cop in this country. 429 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,367 I don't have what he thinks I have. There can never be an exchange. 430 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,995 I'm going to the police. 431 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,415 The cops? No need for the cops. 432 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:39,380 - Are you happy now? - You son of a bitch! 433 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,549 I love a man who can give me a good fight. 434 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:24,968 - You want your wife? - Yeah. 435 00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:26,094 I'll help. 436 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,055 You're in great shape. 437 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,767 You can handle a gun. So can I. 438 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,937 I also know India. 439 00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:37,480 Why are you in this? 440 00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,108 You go to the cops, they ask questions. 441 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:43,278 I have a lot of parking tickets, among other things. 442 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:45,238 Really? 443 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:49,534 And I have no problem becoming a rich man. 444 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,327 By Indian standards. 445 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,289 This is gonna be a straight deal. 446 00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:56,875 Van Hoeven gets the ruby, I get my wife. 447 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,544 And we both get the hell out of India. 448 00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:01,087 No tricks. 449 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,257 You try to con me, pal, you're a dead man. 450 00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,596 - Deal. - I don't trust you for one minute. 451 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:14,601 And I don't trust you. The perfect friendship. 452 00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:24,527 It is a very clever set-up, Mr. Van Hoeven. 453 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,738 But there's something you should know. 454 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:30,283 I grew up in a house something like this. 455 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,410 I'm not easily impressed. 456 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,621 That was never my intention. 457 00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:37,790 I merely thought for the brief time that you are to be my guest 458 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,668 I should make your stay as comfortable as possible. 459 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:43,838 I'm glad we've defined comfortable. 460 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:48,051 - Can we now define brief time? - Very brief, I'm afraid. 461 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:50,762 It seems your husband is a reasonable man. 462 00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,430 I'm expecting him shortly. 463 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,308 But you keep overlooking one important fact: 464 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,268 he doesn't have this bloodstone. 465 00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,312 Or so you think. 466 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,773 Look, we met Lorre on the train. 467 00:49:01,898 --> 00:49:05,318 He offered to carry my bag. I never saw him before or since. 468 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,404 Mr. Lorre, in spite of his immense stupidity, 469 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,198 for once did something smart. 470 00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:13,576 He got you to take the bloodstone past Ramesh's men. 471 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,536 And then he probably went back to the hotel 472 00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:19,749 - and stole my bag from the room. - In which he found absolutely nothing. 473 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:23,252 Nor did Inspector Ramesh, who had your very expensive carry-on 474 00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:25,797 torn apart in a very crude manner. 475 00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:27,590 Now, this is a mystery, isn't it? 476 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:31,386 My dear, mysteries are nothing but natural challenges. 477 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,929 I love a challenge. 478 00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:35,640 Especially when no one else is willing to take it. 479 00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:33,132 Hey, Sandy, come on in. 480 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:57,698 Huh, this is what I call preventive medicine. 481 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,719 Hey, clean and simple, just exchange. 482 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,932 That's the way Van Hoeven is gonna want it too, without complications. 483 00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:11,856 Watch out for snakes. 484 00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:14,066 I was hoping you'd say something like that. 485 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,610 Ooh! 486 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,951 Matamba. Completely harmless. 487 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,041 Whoa, horsey, whoa! 488 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,710 You outrageous horse, outrageous! 489 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,838 I am the inspector. You are nothing but a horse... Argh! 490 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:46,807 Hey, hey, hey! 491 00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,434 Shh. 492 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,816 There must be an easier way to get there. 493 00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:59,362 There is, but I hope you can swim. 494 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,528 Sandy! 495 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:09,116 Over here! 496 00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:13,120 - Can you see Stephanie? - No. 497 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,040 I'm not gonna play games. 498 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,750 I've gotta give them what they want. 499 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,836 You crazy? They'll shoot you down! 500 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,797 You cover me. 501 00:56:42,358 --> 00:56:46,320 All right! I've got the ruby. Let's talk business. 502 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,936 Get back, Shyam! 503 00:59:58,846 --> 01:00:00,514 It's a good thing these guys can't shoot 504 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,600 or we'd look like the trunk of your car. 505 01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:05,477 From now on, I am on double time. 506 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:34,173 Two of them got the red ruby. Let's go after them. 507 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:43,932 Freeze! Turn around. 508 01:00:44,058 --> 01:00:45,559 Come on, come on! 509 01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:49,188 Come with me. 510 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:51,357 - No, please, please... - Come. 511 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:53,651 - No. No, please. Mercy! - I need to talk to you. 512 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:59,948 Watch it! That's it, take a good look. 513 01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:02,701 I have a family. Please! 514 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,411 - No... - Oops, sorry! 515 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:12,670 - Next. - Come on, come on. 516 01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:26,141 I wanna find Van Hoeven. 517 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,310 He would kill me if I tell you. 518 01:01:28,435 --> 01:01:29,937 That's the good news. 519 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:33,691 The bad news is, if you don't tell me, I'll kill you first. 520 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,195 He lives at the old Bandaresh Palace. 521 01:01:38,696 --> 01:01:42,574 - How many men in the palace? - 50, maybe more. 522 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,496 Sounds like fun. How do we get in? 523 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,290 - I-I don't know. - My hand is slipping. 524 01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:53,252 An old underground pass. 525 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:59,717 It's very old, but we use it to go in and out to bring women. 526 01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:03,095 - Even Van Hoeven doesn't know. - Where's that? 527 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,056 The east wall, near the Bull Temple. 528 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,143 - Did you get all this? - No problem. 529 01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:12,938 - You promised to let me go. - You're dead right. 530 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,092 Come back! Inspector Ramesh is coming. 531 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:44,386 Come back, you outrageous little horse! 532 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,513 Wait. Come back. Stop! 533 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:48,390 Inspector Ramesh is coming. 534 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,392 Come back! Come back! 535 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,144 Wait! Wait! 536 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:56,315 It's getting late. Better be there by dark. 537 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,776 Like my father always used to say: 538 01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:01,737 a man with strong legs has no brains. 539 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:04,364 - So? - I don't have strong legs. 540 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:16,752 You're not going to like the smell. 541 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:19,296 But the ride, very smooth. 542 01:04:22,276 --> 01:04:24,152 Well, there's the welcome committee. 543 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:41,712 Yeah, we'll wait. It will be dark soon. 544 01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:46,341 The Bull Temple is over there, the east wall. 545 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,469 I'm glad one of us knows where he's going. 546 01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:51,013 Let's party. 547 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:01,773 Do we have to do this? 548 01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,901 You don't have to do anything. 549 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:09,448 - You're merely the guest of honor. - What the hell! Might be fun. 550 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:11,408 You do have a way of mistreating your hostages. 551 01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:15,162 Just see it as an adventure. You don't get kidnapped every day. 552 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:17,956 Mr. Van Hoeven, when and if you ever get your ruby, 553 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,583 and when I'm back with my husband, 554 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,461 I'll tell my friends about this and they'll never believe me. 555 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,172 It's a shame that you won't be able to tell your friends. 556 01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:28,300 - I'm very discreet. - You're also a dead man. 557 01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:37,643 Great. Imprisoned perfection. 558 01:05:38,769 --> 01:05:41,438 "Preserved" is the word I prefer. 559 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:44,900 You have a way with words, don't you, Ludwig? 560 01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:48,779 Oh, I'm thrilled to hear we're on first name terms, Stephanie. 561 01:05:48,904 --> 01:05:51,990 Just to ease the tensions. Don't get your hopes up. 562 01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:57,829 Shh! 563 01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,806 Come on. Come on! 564 01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:39,079 I don't know where we are going. 565 01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:50,966 Shit! 566 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:01,601 Ooh! 567 01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:04,229 Cobra. Very dangerous. 568 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,858 She's all yours, sweetheart. 569 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:39,431 - Holy shit! - No, a Bengal tiger. 570 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:42,976 Van Hoeven wants the tiger in the palace courtyard right away. 571 01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:48,523 You first. 572 01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:52,694 Make sure he's gone. 573 01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,540 Ready? 574 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:08,794 Go. 575 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,174 I think we better find another way up. 576 01:09:04,391 --> 01:09:06,810 Hold it a second. Hold on. 577 01:09:09,938 --> 01:09:13,775 Well, pal, looks like you're on your way to the top. 578 01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:32,752 Tell Jaseem to arm the guards. Do it discreetly. 579 01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,213 Your husband wouldn't play games with me, would he? 580 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:42,888 Sandy is pretty serious about almost everything. 581 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,348 It seems you know him as little as I do. 582 01:09:45,473 --> 01:09:49,352 He has been playing games. He won a round, but not the match. 583 01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:42,197 - Be careful. - Don't worry, my ancestors were Irish. 584 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,831 Er... OK. 585 01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:53,041 OK. 586 01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:03,802 Lock. 587 01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,400 What the...? Shit. 588 01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:27,218 Nice of you to drop in, Mr. McVee. 589 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:28,511 The name is McVey. 590 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:31,890 "But then what's in a name?" William Shakespeare. 591 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,434 "Fuck you." David Mamet. 592 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:36,436 Brilliant, Mr. McVey. 593 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:39,647 Now that we're done with the intellectual competition, let's get down to business. 594 01:12:39,773 --> 01:12:41,191 The bloodstone, please. 595 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:54,287 Thank you. Why don't you wash up? I'll see you upstairs. 596 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,375 Let's make this ceremony nice and simple. 597 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,629 It's a homecoming for the bloodstone. 598 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:07,759 It grieves me to think that it may be in transit, 599 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,261 but I am a man who succumbs to temptation. 600 01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:14,099 And significant bids may reduce my desire to be hospitable. 601 01:13:14,224 --> 01:13:17,685 - Just how hospitable was he? - A real gentleman. 602 01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,020 I'll bet. 603 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:22,440 Haggarty, Stephanie will bring me the bloodstone now. 604 01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:31,366 - Here. - Thank you, Stephanie. 605 01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:35,620 Mr. McVey? 606 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,252 Thank you... 607 01:13:43,795 --> 01:13:45,296 for bringing me this... 608 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,969 useless piece of junk! 609 01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,014 Stupid! 610 01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:58,643 An amateur's perception of a fake. 611 01:13:59,561 --> 01:14:01,896 - You little weasel. - That bastard Lorre! 612 01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:03,731 - I'll kill you. - He gave us a fake. 613 01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:06,693 How ridiculous you are to believe you could get away with it. 614 01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:08,862 Cute, Sandy. Anything else up your sleeve? 615 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:13,700 - Maybe we could renegotiate. - Oh, I don't think so. 616 01:14:16,828 --> 01:14:19,664 This, Mr. McVey, is known as "The Judge". 617 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,459 An ancient pistol used to terminate dishonor 618 01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:25,753 in the days when treason was not as fashionable 619 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:28,381 or as casual as it is today. 620 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,551 I am a one-man jury and I have just reached my verdict. 621 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,055 For my distinguished guests from the United States, 622 01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:38,016 a collector's item, 623 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:41,394 an 18th-century silver bullet of Irish origins. 624 01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:44,898 I'm afraid nothing so elegant for my friend the taxi driver. 625 01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:47,275 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 626 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,653 American civil war musket ball. 627 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:55,533 Already been used once. 628 01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,080 But then waste not, want not. 629 01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,207 No! 630 01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,132 Out of the way! 631 01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:13,801 All right, Mr. McVey! 632 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:27,750 Now, Mr. McVey, as you can see I'm deadly serious about this bloodstone. 633 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:29,669 - Where is it? - Take this! 634 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,736 Oh, my God, it's first-century Ming. 635 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,906 This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you! 636 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:42,450 He's out! 637 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,347 Let get outta here! 638 01:18:14,524 --> 01:18:15,525 Hey! 639 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:18,736 Nardesh! 640 01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:20,655 Hi, Shyam! 641 01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:24,158 You guys friends? 642 01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:26,494 In India we are all related. 643 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:31,249 Come on, let's go. 644 01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,457 What the hell took you so long? 645 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:14,417 My grandfather always told me 646 01:19:14,542 --> 01:19:17,670 that if somebody is stupid enough to do the dirty work for you 647 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,130 let them do it. 648 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,048 The bloodstone, please. 649 01:19:21,174 --> 01:19:22,800 There is no bloodstone. 650 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,178 I mean, there is, but it isn't here in India. 651 01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:26,596 Never was. 652 01:19:26,721 --> 01:19:28,639 Lorre brought in a fake. 653 01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:32,894 However, you may be interested in a rather stately Dutchman inside. 654 01:19:33,019 --> 01:19:35,521 He won't be difficult to find. He's out cold. 655 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:38,232 Van Hoeven, I believe. 656 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:41,819 He holds the answer to nearly 100 of your unsolved crimes. 657 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:44,447 I knew that. 658 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:50,203 I saved some evidence, just in case. 659 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,056 Let's go, men. 660 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:22,735 Ah, many missing treasures recovered. 661 01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:25,530 That outrageous Ludwig Van Hoeven arrested. 662 01:20:25,655 --> 01:20:28,115 Not bad, wouldn't you say, Inspector? 663 01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:31,702 Yes, yes, very good, except for one thing: 664 01:20:31,828 --> 01:20:34,539 the bloodstone is still missing, Inspector Ramesh. 665 01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,250 Chief Inspector Ramesh. 666 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:39,210 Oh... I'm sorry. 667 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,089 If we merge with TransCom, 668 01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:45,883 then repurchase the majority from the stockholders, 669 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:47,677 we could regain control over the company 670 01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:49,679 and gain approximately eight points, 671 01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:54,559 which, roughly translated, works out to about 83 million dollars. 672 01:20:54,684 --> 01:20:58,104 Yes, but when the stocks fall, we stand to lose not only the majority percentage 673 01:20:58,229 --> 01:21:00,857 but absorb the transactional costs as well. 674 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:04,902 I still say we lease to ScorAm with no purchase option. 675 01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:07,113 Our risk factor would be negated 676 01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:11,659 while the lease return over a three-year period at 0.17 677 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:15,204 would yield nearly 120 million dollars. 678 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:18,416 You're all missing the issue at hand here. 679 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,585 What we really need to do is... 680 01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:24,005 Cut through the bullshit and get down to the basics. 681 01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:30,595 I may not know a hell of a lot about mergers or buyouts 682 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,223 but I do know one thing: I was just involved with a situation 683 01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:37,435 which taught me not to overcomplicate the issues. 684 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:40,229 When you're faced with a problem, get to the heart of the matter. 685 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:43,024 Get in and get the hell out. 686 01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:46,569 Gentlemen, the answer is staring you right in the face. 687 01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,821 All we gotta do is buy low 688 01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:50,948 and sell high. 689 01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,534 I don't see how it can get any simpler than... 690 01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:58,039 I'll be damned! 691 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,834 - It is simple. - What? 692 01:22:03,210 --> 01:22:05,713 I just thought of something more important than textiles. 693 01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:07,298 You stay and finish business. 694 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,425 Like hell I will! 695 01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:13,179 Er... carry on, gentlemen. 696 01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:37,203 Shyam Sabu, a man of all trades. 697 01:22:37,328 --> 01:22:38,996 Get up. 698 01:22:39,121 --> 01:22:40,790 How did you find me? 699 01:22:40,915 --> 01:22:44,043 The streets know everything, all you have to do is listen to the city. 700 01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,628 - I can explain. - Sure you can. 701 01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:48,881 You little bastard, you had it all along. 702 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:50,967 Hey, not me, you had it. 703 01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:52,927 I had it? 704 01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:55,054 You put it in the safety deposit box. 705 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,847 I also remember taking it out. 706 01:22:56,973 --> 01:22:59,392 What you took out was not the bloodstone. 707 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,602 In India you guys are all related. 708 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:05,314 - The man at the desk, your cousin? - Married my sister-in-law. 709 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,817 My third uncle on my mother's side is an excellent craftsman. 710 01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:10,945 He made the fake. I am very proud of my family. 711 01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:14,323 - You nearly got us killed. - A well-paid risk. 712 01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,535 I couldn't have said it better myself. The ruby, please. 713 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:20,287 - 50-50. - Why? 714 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:22,748 I have a friend in Singapore who will pay millions. 715 01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,458 - Rupees? - Dollars. 716 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:28,337 Not Singapore dollars, American dollars. 717 01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:29,964 Two thirds-one third. 718 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,590 I thought we were partners. 719 01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:33,801 I've just been voted majority stockholder. 720 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:37,972 You are a tough negotiator. 721 01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,390 60-40. 722 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:42,309 Uh-uh. 65-35. 723 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:46,939 - Deal. - And I hold the ruby. 724 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,696 Outrageous! 725 01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:56,574 Not so fast, Mr. McVee. 726 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,284 The name is McVey. 727 01:23:58,409 --> 01:24:01,579 Never mind about the spelling, please. 728 01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:09,086 May I have the bloodstone, please? 729 01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:13,841 While we can still discuss this, how about a three-way split? 730 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,469 The bloodstone, please. 731 01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:27,772 I may sometimes give the impression, Mr. McVey, that I am clumsy and stupid. 732 01:24:30,858 --> 01:24:32,985 But as you can see, I am not. 733 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,404 Outrageous! 734 01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:36,947 Er... Inspector? 735 01:24:37,073 --> 01:24:39,784 As you well know, the gem belongs to India. 736 01:24:39,909 --> 01:24:41,744 And of course, we're delighted that we could assist 737 01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:44,288 in retrieving the stone from evil hands 738 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:47,750 so that now it can be delivered to its rightful owners. 739 01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:50,628 Ah, yes, good. Very good, indeed. 740 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:53,589 India will be most pleased to have this back where it belongs. 741 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:05,309 There is, however, a reward for the safe return of the stone. 742 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,019 Let me guess, you get it. 743 01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:12,024 No, no, no, Mr. McVey. Policemen do not share in rewards. 744 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:14,485 What kind of money are we talking about? 745 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:19,156 Well, at the time the reward was posted, it was 10,000 rupees, 746 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,450 in 1888. 747 01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:23,452 Quite a good deal of money at that time. 748 01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:28,124 And in an interest-bearing account, the reward is now seven million rupees. 749 01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:37,341 I will also have that pistol, Mr. McVey. 750 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,927 - This pistol? - Yes, that pistol. 751 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:43,973 All right, but I don't see what harm there is in having a cigarette lighter. 752 01:25:44,098 --> 01:25:46,350 Outrageous! 753 01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,436 But very nice. 754 01:25:52,982 --> 01:25:56,110 Seven million rupees. How much is that in dollars? 755 01:25:57,236 --> 01:26:00,281 Er... 575,000 dollars. 756 01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:05,286 But you can't get dollars for rupees, except of course on the free market. 757 01:26:05,411 --> 01:26:07,913 Which reminds me of my friend in Singapore. 758 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:09,707 Buy low, sell high. 759 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,500 Exactly. 760 01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:27,808 50-50? 761 01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:31,145 Two thirds-one third. 762 01:26:31,270 --> 01:26:32,688 60-40. 763 01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:36,567 No deal, slime. Two thirds-one third. 764 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,362 I will be a rich man, by Indian standards. 765 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,906 Deal? 766 01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:44,366 No problem. 767 01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:51,832 - Um... Sandy? - What? 768 01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:54,835 You know how it is when I get excited. Um... 769 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,713 Do you suppose that's a bathroom down there?