1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,601 --> 00:00:09,265 Allison Devine? 2 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,788 Everybody wanted to get out of here. 3 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:11,859 You at least had a shot. 4 00:00:11,864 --> 00:00:13,430 You need to get Gertrude's death certificate. 5 00:00:13,434 --> 00:00:15,445 I think I know someone who can help us with this. 6 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,751 This is someone I know at City Hall. 7 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:17,829 They'll get you whatever you need. 8 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:18,859 After this, I'm done. 9 00:00:18,864 --> 00:00:19,995 I'm faking my own death. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,799 My dad has a new girlfriend. 11 00:00:23,202 --> 00:00:24,296 We're going to set up Pete. 12 00:00:24,301 --> 00:00:26,108 I do not want to sleep with Diane. 13 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,113 Excuse me? 14 00:00:27,118 --> 00:00:28,476 Him and Kevin were joking. 15 00:00:28,481 --> 00:00:30,657 - To who? - To not drinking alone. 16 00:00:31,755 --> 00:00:32,836 Everything's going to be fine. 17 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,117 It's the security footage from Vermont, right? 18 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:40,625 Ugh. 19 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:41,935 Hello. 20 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:43,951 - For who? - Huh? 21 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,804 I-I thought you said "good morning." 22 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,092 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 23 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:52,192 You're too much! 24 00:00:52,197 --> 00:00:55,026 I just came by to bathe with your father. 25 00:00:55,316 --> 00:00:59,609 You know, two birds, one stone. 26 00:01:00,229 --> 00:01:01,447 What are the birds? 27 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:03,476 And what is the stone?! 28 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:06,007 - Ugh. - Better take this out. 29 00:01:06,012 --> 00:01:07,361 It lets me hear, 30 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:10,456 but it doesn't mix well with sudsy Pete water. 31 00:01:10,664 --> 00:01:14,199 Yeah. Wouldn't want it to zap your brain and kill you. 32 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:18,351 Oh! I know I'd be laughing, but I can't hear you! 33 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:28,735 Ah! I didn't say that! 34 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:31,308 That is so out of context! 35 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,664 And what is that doing in there? 36 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:41,008 - A hit job. - What? 37 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:44,539 I'm just reading the article, which you stole from me! 38 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:46,492 There's a whole paragraph in here 39 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,673 about your high school swimming career 40 00:01:48,678 --> 00:01:50,419 from like a thousand years ago! 41 00:01:50,424 --> 00:01:52,470 And a picture! 42 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:56,023 That space could've been used for my quips, goofs, 43 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,639 and timeless maxims. 44 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:00,163 Where are my maxims, Allison?! 45 00:02:02,465 --> 00:02:04,162 "She was poised to have her own legacy 46 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,996 but chose to end her swimming career after her junior year." 47 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,192 Ooh. Allison didn't finish something. 48 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,850 How is that news? 49 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:13,693 "You can find her working at the Defto's package store." 50 00:02:13,705 --> 00:02:14,958 A real blow. 51 00:02:14,963 --> 00:02:16,914 What the hell? I don't even work there anymore. 52 00:02:17,001 --> 00:02:18,895 I mean for me. 53 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:23,557 But I have figured out a way to take back my narrative. 54 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:25,575 The Worcester Wild Dude has been put in charge 55 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,365 of the city's Fourth of July fireworks display this year, 56 00:02:28,491 --> 00:02:30,797 and it seems like a sure fire-way to bring back 57 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:34,197 all the deep respect which I so richly deserve. 58 00:02:34,323 --> 00:02:36,490 I'm gonna reply in a way that sounds like I'm listening, 59 00:02:36,494 --> 00:02:38,106 but I'm really not. 60 00:02:39,087 --> 00:02:40,176 That's the spirit! 61 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,872 Hey, uh, Neil's coming over later 62 00:02:41,884 --> 00:02:45,627 to help me sync up explosions with random Aerosmith songs, 63 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,025 so... 64 00:02:49,719 --> 00:02:51,852 Ah. A little waxy. 65 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:09,271 The caller you've reached is unavailable. 66 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,881 Hi. Hi. 67 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,367 Uh, this is, uh, this is Sam's friend Alli... 68 00:03:13,379 --> 00:03:15,642 Al... ice. Alice. 69 00:03:15,886 --> 00:03:19,106 Uh, he told me that you could help me out with some documents 70 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,113 from city hall. 71 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:24,165 Anyway, let me know if you can meet up tonight. 72 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,477 Okay. Thank you. Bye. 73 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,471 Oh. 74 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,321 Oh, no, no, no, no. 75 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:50,204 Hm. 76 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:03,996 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com 77 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,302 Oh. Hi. 78 00:04:19,388 --> 00:04:20,684 You didn't tell me you were coming over. 79 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:21,821 I know. 80 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,132 And you cut your hair. 81 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,897 I had to do something. 82 00:04:24,902 --> 00:04:26,135 It feels like something's off, 83 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,838 and this seemed like a dramatic gesture or whatever. 84 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:30,003 The haircut? 85 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,445 No. Coming over. 86 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:36,227 I've barely heard from you since my birthday. 87 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:39,844 I'm sorry. I-I just... I've been busy. 88 00:04:39,849 --> 00:04:41,785 Since when are you too busy? 89 00:04:42,464 --> 00:04:45,316 You once texted me while arresting someone. 90 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:48,979 It's just... It's just bad timing. 91 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,291 - I'll call you later. - No. 92 00:04:52,578 --> 00:04:53,840 No, you won't. 93 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,527 Is there something, like, goin' on? 94 00:05:04,623 --> 00:05:06,285 Yeah. 95 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:20,051 I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about this. 96 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:23,199 I just never figured it out. 97 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,675 So I didn't talk at all. 98 00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:31,176 Okay. Can you... 99 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,252 I'm just gonna say it. 100 00:05:40,422 --> 00:05:41,808 Okay. 101 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:44,555 And think abot how you want this to go 102 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,604 before you respond. 103 00:05:45,609 --> 00:05:47,462 Tammy, just say... 104 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:49,152 Do you want to move in with me? 105 00:05:50,697 --> 00:05:53,265 I just like having you around. That's all. 106 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,703 Actually... you might be the best thing in my life, 107 00:06:00,715 --> 00:06:03,892 and I want to spend all my time with you. 108 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,367 I think it could be really good for both of us. 109 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:16,593 Okay. You can respond at some point. 110 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,290 Uh... 111 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,579 Well, um... 112 00:06:26,861 --> 00:06:28,776 I'll call you later. 113 00:06:38,246 --> 00:06:40,873 I heard you and Chuck patched things up. 114 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:44,691 Patched like a Band-Aid on a bullet hole. 115 00:06:45,704 --> 00:06:49,269 Good for you. No one stays together anymore. 116 00:06:49,504 --> 00:06:51,323 You bet. 117 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,765 I know that thing with Tanya seemed bad, 118 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:58,686 but... you know, I love my Miller Lite. 119 00:06:58,848 --> 00:07:01,198 But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna sip from some Sam 120 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,738 - if there's an open bar. - Buddy, there's a line. 121 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:05,512 I am talking to... 122 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:07,754 Yeah. Excuse me. 123 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:09,828 Uh, tell Chuck, um, 124 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:12,949 he still owes me for his bowling dues, okay? 125 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:17,746 Thank you. 126 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:19,167 Guy's been my doctor since I was 2. 127 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,348 Even then, I knew he was a dick. 128 00:07:23,478 --> 00:07:25,480 Six-pack's $7.89. 129 00:07:25,918 --> 00:07:28,957 That's two dollars cheaper than usual. 130 00:07:29,297 --> 00:07:32,229 I, um, I used my employee discount for you. 131 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,590 Just this once. Don't get used to it. 132 00:07:36,387 --> 00:07:38,849 Well, shit. 133 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:55,581 ♪ Go out on the town and see what's happening all around ♪ 134 00:07:55,698 --> 00:07:57,160 Hi. 135 00:07:59,299 --> 00:08:00,800 Wow. 136 00:08:01,183 --> 00:08:04,566 Yeah. Well, not the worst answer I was expecting. 137 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,793 Well, I think it's generous, considering. 138 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:08,918 Y-Yeah. No. I agree. 139 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,433 But you just kind of walked away the other night. 140 00:08:11,948 --> 00:08:14,193 You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? 141 00:08:15,316 --> 00:08:17,274 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 142 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:20,021 I'm not sure anyone would believe me anyways. 143 00:08:20,026 --> 00:08:21,637 Thank you. 144 00:08:21,642 --> 00:08:24,716 And thank you for putting me in touch with the city hall guy. 145 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,854 I, uh, left him a message. 146 00:08:26,859 --> 00:08:29,427 He texted me, and he's gonna get me what I need tonight. 147 00:08:29,432 --> 00:08:31,027 - Yeah? - Yeah. 148 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,949 I just need to find $100 somewhere, but... 149 00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:35,952 No. 150 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,425 No what? 151 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:39,918 I'm not giving you the money. 152 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:41,254 I didn't ask for it. 153 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,087 - Okay. - No. I didn't. 154 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,650 No, but you said it in that way you always do, 155 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,865 where I know what you need, so I just give it to you. 156 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,741 Okay, but that's not what I'm getting at. 157 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:50,921 That's just what you do. 158 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,005 Yeah, and maybe that stuff was worth it 159 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,160 when I thought we might actually be together. 160 00:08:59,229 --> 00:09:01,057 Wow. 161 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:06,466 Uh... huh. 162 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,156 Everything okay? 163 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,592 Hmm? 164 00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:16,463 You look lost. 165 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:19,134 Oh. Uh... Um, no. 166 00:09:19,139 --> 00:09:20,445 I just... 167 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:25,032 Um... would it be cool if I kind of hung out 168 00:09:25,037 --> 00:09:26,648 and drank one of these here? 169 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:30,402 Technically that's illegal. 170 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,269 Right. Yeah. S-Stupid. 171 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,867 But I do it all the time. 172 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:38,769 Knock yourself out. 173 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,290 Thanks. 174 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:46,839 Hey, um... would you want one? 175 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:51,519 Um... 176 00:09:52,063 --> 00:09:53,477 What... 177 00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:54,602 What'd you do? 178 00:09:54,607 --> 00:09:56,927 I didn't do... I just grabbed a beer. I didn't do anything. 179 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,255 Patty will be here soon, so I'll be out of your hair. 180 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,098 It's fine. 181 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:40,045 You're still gonna meet up with this guy? 182 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,902 Yeah. 183 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:45,901 Why? Is he scary? 184 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,908 I don't know. I only texted with him. 185 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:50,664 I got his number from one of Jenn's uncles. 186 00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:51,677 I sent him money. 187 00:10:51,682 --> 00:10:53,118 He made my liquor license happen. 188 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,407 Mm. 189 00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:04,497 You know, Allison... you don't have to do this. 190 00:11:04,658 --> 00:11:07,618 Yeah, I know Kevin's a clown, but... 191 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,321 I'm not doing this 'cause my husband's a clown. 192 00:11:12,101 --> 00:11:14,625 You can get out of here. I know how to lock up on my own. 193 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,700 I already sent Maggie and Jesse home. 194 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:21,376 But, um, I'm gonna stick around, just in case anyone wanders in 195 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,852 and needs a place to wait for the power to come back on. 196 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:27,077 What kind of idiot wanders into a dark restaurant in a blackout? 197 00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:29,570 ♪ Who let the dogs in?! ♪♪ 198 00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:31,748 ♪ Who, who, who, who, who! ♪ 199 00:11:31,752 --> 00:11:33,614 Why, why, why? 200 00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,733 Well, I tracked your phone location, 201 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,219 and I realized that this empty diner 202 00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:40,487 is the perfect spot to spend a blackout. 203 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,582 Infinite food, ample seating. 204 00:11:42,595 --> 00:11:45,728 And Lorraine to throw to the angry hordes as a sacrifice. 205 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:46,908 What? 206 00:11:47,309 --> 00:11:50,059 It's one of Kevin's less funny bits! 207 00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:51,793 Lorraine lost her hearing aid, 208 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,536 so today's been a bit of a struggle. 209 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:55,144 She did? 'Cause I found... 210 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890 Oh, no, no, no. No... No time. 211 00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:59,365 Uh, we've got to get this dump 212 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,515 turned into a luxury shelter ASAP! 213 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,507 Sammy, you got any screws to hang a projector screen? 214 00:12:05,512 --> 00:12:08,297 I'm looking to fire up my "Blue Bloods" DVDs. 215 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:10,028 There's no electricity, Kevin. 216 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,762 Uh, correction, Sam. 217 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:14,156 They have no electricity the rest of Worcester... 218 00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:16,561 Because they don't have Kevin's generator. 219 00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,002 We, on the other hand... 220 00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:21,345 - You have a generator. - Yeah. 221 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,698 Well, it doesn't seem like it, 222 00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:24,695 but Kevin is prepared for any disaster. 223 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,920 Otherwise, he'd die first. 224 00:12:27,045 --> 00:12:28,045 Yeah. 225 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,438 Yeah, right. 226 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,142 Oh. What are you doing here? 227 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:33,585 Allison told me to come. 228 00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:35,837 She didn't say there'd be other people here, 229 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,931 even though she knows I hate other people. 230 00:12:37,936 --> 00:12:41,330 Everyone, it is time to revel in our electricity 231 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:42,989 and superiority. 232 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:45,716 All right. Now, where do you put the batteries in this bad larry? 233 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,592 Oh, no. 234 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:48,675 The what? 235 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,052 Yeah. What? 236 00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:51,224 I took all the 9-volts 237 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,115 out of our smoke detectors for this thing. 238 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,992 It doesn't take batteries. It takes gas. 239 00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:59,382 Like that riding mower you got that chopped Neil's toe off. 240 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,606 I apologized for that, Patty. 241 00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,212 Yeah... You said "Que sera" 242 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132 and threw his toe in my yard somewhere. 243 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,743 Please tell me you found it. 244 00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:10,208 Uh... yeah. 245 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,548 Patty, let's go find some fuel. 246 00:13:13,831 --> 00:13:17,269 Allison, be reasonable! It's a blackout! 247 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,059 I can't send two helpless women 248 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,883 out into the post apocalyptic wild to die 249 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,481 because I made the first mistake of my life. 250 00:13:24,973 --> 00:13:27,323 Kevin, your father's a priest, and your mother's a nun. 251 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,546 Think about it. 252 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,596 Your whole life was based on a mistake. 253 00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:35,379 Oh... All right. I... 254 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:36,821 Go look for gas, then! 255 00:13:36,826 --> 00:13:37,833 Okay. 256 00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,422 - You're leaving me? - Yeah. 257 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,691 It'll be a blast. Kevin's a real clown. 258 00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:44,513 It's true. 259 00:13:45,427 --> 00:13:46,951 Even my tears are funny. 260 00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:59,572 What are you doing? Volunteering to help Kevin? 261 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,927 No, I'm not. 262 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,864 I'm getting the death certificate. 263 00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:04,055 Tonight. 264 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,845 - Gertrude's. - Wait. How? 265 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,625 Sam got me the number of this shady guy at city hall, 266 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,241 and he texted me back saying that for 100 bucks, 267 00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:12,595 he could get me the paper. 268 00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:15,317 So... we should go. 269 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,216 Okay. 270 00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:20,245 W... Really? 271 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,252 Yeah. Let's do it. 272 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:23,684 I-I thought you were gonna say 273 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:26,130 that we should wait for the electricity to come back on 274 00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:28,567 or for you to find a Valium. 275 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,957 Ah. I don't think it'll be any less sketchy 276 00:14:30,962 --> 00:14:32,615 if we wait till the lights are on. 277 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,525 Besides, I got to do something 278 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:37,622 instead of sitting at home in the dark, stuck in my head. 279 00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,495 What's wrong? 280 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,295 Nothing. 281 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,715 Nothing. Let's go. 282 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,488 Oh, shoot. 283 00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:47,142 I forgot to steal money from Kevin. 284 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,583 I don't have any cash on me. 285 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,927 We'll stop at the salon. It's right there. 286 00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:52,451 Okay. 287 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,589 - Thanks. - Yeah. 288 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,138 Nice haircut, by the way. 289 00:14:56,519 --> 00:14:58,217 Thank you. 290 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:01,601 Sammy, my man. 291 00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:04,523 I'm gonna make some popcorn as soon as we get this genny going. 292 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,794 Question for you... 293 00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:09,077 Do you have any butter, hopefully of the tub quantity? 294 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,605 Yeah. In back. 295 00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:12,298 - Great! - But... No! Don't go in there! 296 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,224 Don't stand between a man and his butter, Sam! 297 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,789 Whoa. 298 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:22,307 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 299 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,934 Sammy... are you living here? 300 00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:27,744 No. 301 00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:31,186 Oh, Sam, the mattress is imprinted 302 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,403 with the outline of your ripped bod. 303 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,911 Thank you. 304 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,844 But yeah, I've slept here a little bit lately. 305 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,716 Stuff at home. Just a rough patch. 306 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,289 Sammy, if you were having relationship issues, 307 00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:43,606 you should have come to me. 308 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:46,536 I'm Mr. Marriage. Just ask my wife. 309 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:49,372 I would, but you tossed her into a high-crime area 310 00:15:49,377 --> 00:15:50,509 during a blackout. 311 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,952 Okay. I'll do it. 312 00:15:53,079 --> 00:15:54,297 Do what? 313 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:57,309 I'll take you on and save your marriage. 314 00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:01,533 I'm gonna give you a true storybook ending, 315 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,919 just like "Romeo and Juliet." 316 00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:07,091 That story doesn't end the way you think it does. 317 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,011 You correct your wife like that? 318 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,709 Yes. 319 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:14,313 And that's lesson number one. 320 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,070 That's not necessary, really. 321 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,099 Um, I'd actually appreciate it if you kept this to yourself. 322 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,583 Forget you saw anything. 323 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459 Yeah. Loud and clear. 324 00:16:25,675 --> 00:16:28,417 Whoa-ho! Whoa! 325 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,686 That was a very interesting sex story 326 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,052 you just told me in there, Sam! 327 00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:36,481 And the fact that it happened just last night 328 00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,296 with your very own wife? 329 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,043 Whoo! That makes it even sexier. 330 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:47,177 Wait. Something is... off. 331 00:16:47,182 --> 00:16:48,966 All the lights, son. 332 00:16:50,623 --> 00:16:52,103 Where's my generator?! 333 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,684 It was right here. 334 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,618 I know where it was, Neil! Where is it now? 335 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,707 Well, it couldn't have just walked out of here. 336 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,062 Uh, Sam... 337 00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:02,504 Marriage lesson number two... 338 00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:05,720 Don't say stuff that's insultingly obvious. 339 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:11,677 Now... if Sam's very astute observation is correct 340 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:14,780 and it didn't just walk out of here on its own, 341 00:17:14,831 --> 00:17:18,443 then that means that... one of you stole it. 342 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,040 - Not me. - What are you talking about? 343 00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:21,176 What?! 344 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:32,243 It's dark in here. 345 00:17:32,248 --> 00:17:34,384 Well, it's a blackout. 346 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:38,257 Okay. You said you needed $100? 347 00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,177 Uh, just $71. 348 00:17:40,908 --> 00:17:42,688 Thank you for being honest. 349 00:17:43,425 --> 00:17:44,644 Here. 350 00:17:45,102 --> 00:17:47,626 This is easier than breaking into Cindy's. 351 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,068 It's nice to have a door. 352 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,982 Well, Allison, we're not breaking in. 353 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,376 I own the salon. 354 00:17:52,936 --> 00:17:55,504 The illegal shit happens next. 355 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,842 Hey, someone's just handing us a piece of paper. 356 00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:00,495 We're not knocking over a liquor store, so don't worry. 357 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,081 Okay. Okay. Here... $71. 358 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,182 - Do you not believe me? - Sorry. 359 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:11,018 I've had some trust issues with money 360 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,294 on account of, you know, my marriage. 361 00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,960 I'm glad to hear it, actually. 362 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,054 Okay. Now for the illegal shit. 363 00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:21,177 Okay. 364 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,966 Police. Open up. 365 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,844 Should I worry now? 366 00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:36,034 Hey, Patty! 367 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,971 Sorry. Didn't know it was you. 368 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,071 Cops don't wave. Why are they waving? 369 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,836 They were at a party at your house last week. 370 00:18:42,841 --> 00:18:45,235 Oh, God. They're gonna tell Tammy they saw us. 371 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,268 - Is that bad? - Well... 372 00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:49,042 Unlock the door! 373 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,821 Well, it's very obvious that we're talking about them, 374 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,870 so why don't you go... Go answer the door? 375 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,260 Door. 376 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:00,953 Hey, Patty. 377 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,609 - H-Hi. - Hi, Officers. 378 00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:04,050 So nice to see you again. 379 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,187 Right back at youse. 380 00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:06,401 We spotted the flashlight, 381 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,577 thought it was looters, you know? 382 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,061 What were you two doing here? 383 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,981 - Well, this is my salon, and... - Uh-huh. 384 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,408 Yes. And we were just getting, uh, Patty's purse... 385 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,810 - Yes. Thank you... - And, uh, we were gonna leave. 386 00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:17,368 We can give you a ride to the house. 387 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,526 Earn us a few extra points with one Ms. Ridgeway. 388 00:19:19,531 --> 00:19:20,968 Uh... We're, uh... 389 00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:23,412 We're just... We're going to our friend's house. 390 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,550 Gonna just kind of hunker down there. 391 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,216 - Shelter in place. - Shelter in place. 392 00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:28,995 - Yeah. - On foot? 393 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,513 - Uh-huh. - Yes. Yep. 394 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,601 'Cause she does live quite close by. 395 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,217 Great. Then we can drive you. 396 00:19:35,222 --> 00:19:36,417 No. 397 00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:38,903 We just don't want to disturb you while you're on duty. 398 00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:41,392 Ladies, stop trying to act so brave. 399 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,704 Let us give you a ride to the goddamn house. 400 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,532 In no time at all, I've transformed 401 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,930 Sam's depressing office apartment 402 00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:55,314 into a makeshift... interview room! 403 00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:58,409 Sam lives here? 404 00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,807 Totally. 405 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,647 Pretty hot goss, huh? 406 00:20:01,891 --> 00:20:03,632 Come on, man. You told people? 407 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,942 No. No, no, no. No, no. 408 00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,636 But it'd be some pretty hot goss, right? 409 00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:10,726 Look, I obviously know it wasn't you, 410 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,166 but I know you're protecting Diane. 411 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,569 Why would I protect Diane? Diane hates me. 412 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,689 You're clearly protecting Pete. 413 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,219 Why would I protect Pete? I hate Pete. 414 00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:21,864 You shouldn't have accepted that doughnut. 415 00:20:21,869 --> 00:20:24,710 - Now I've got your prints. - Prints for what? 416 00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:32,663 You claim to have seen nothing, but did you hear anything? 417 00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:33,726 What? 418 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:35,141 A generator thief says what? 419 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,713 "A generator thief says what?" 420 00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:38,493 A generator thief says what? 421 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,760 Huh? 422 00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:41,017 A generator thief says what? 423 00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,362 Sorry. I can't hear you. 424 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:52,163 Tammy's a changed woman since you came around, Pat. 425 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:54,813 Always swore she'd never date another neighborhood gal... 426 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,255 Or a smoker. 427 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,131 Yeah. You got her break all the rules. 428 00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,254 Yeah, and I swore I'd never talk to a cop 429 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,173 without a lawyer present, but here we are. 430 00:21:04,957 --> 00:21:06,604 Hey, we should all give her a call together. 431 00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:08,524 Yeah, I think... I think she would get a kick out of that. 432 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,746 No. 433 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:10,970 Thank you. 434 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,066 Jesus, it's hot. 435 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,840 You look like Diane getting a hot flash. 436 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,456 You okay? 437 00:21:25,279 --> 00:21:27,874 Patty? Stop being so weird. 438 00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:29,390 Just act normal. 439 00:21:29,395 --> 00:21:31,192 We're... We're in a car with your friends. 440 00:21:31,197 --> 00:21:33,069 You think we could roll the window down? 441 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,899 In February? 442 00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:37,501 Yeah. 443 00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:39,507 Uh, she's... she... She gets carsick. 444 00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:41,035 She's... She's getting carsick. 445 00:21:42,557 --> 00:21:44,385 Lovely article this morning. 446 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,652 What? 447 00:21:45,657 --> 00:21:47,180 The profile in the paper? 448 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,346 I didn't know Kevin's wife was such a phenom. 449 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,663 Or that you worked at Defto's. 450 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:58,399 Uh, there's our friend's house, just on the corner. 451 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,546 We can get out here. 452 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,271 - Yeah. - What? It's... That's half a block. 453 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,843 No, we'll take you all the way there. 454 00:22:02,848 --> 00:22:04,709 No, that's okay. Thank you. 455 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,194 Thank you. 456 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,436 Go. Thank you. 457 00:22:07,441 --> 00:22:08,626 - Oh... - Go. 458 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,241 Allison, you got to get me out of this thing. 459 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,346 Oh. My seat belt's stuck. Hold on. 460 00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:19,476 I don't care about the seat belt. I'm gonna throw up. 461 00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:21,117 Stop. Get out of the car. 462 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,671 - Out of the car. - Okay. Okay. 463 00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,381 Bye. Thank you. 464 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,909 Quickly. 465 00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:27,663 Bye. 466 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,912 Have a good one. 467 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,441 - You too. - Yeah. 468 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,280 What is wrong with you? 469 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,444 I got hot. 470 00:22:38,635 --> 00:22:40,071 You freaked out. 471 00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:42,288 I know. 472 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:45,030 But who is this guy? You know? 473 00:22:45,319 --> 00:22:48,147 He's willing to break the law for 100 bucks. 474 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,061 And Tammy knows those guys. 475 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,894 Is something going on with you two? 476 00:22:53,899 --> 00:22:55,891 Kind of. 477 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,680 Let's just get the cops to leave. 478 00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:00,112 Yeah. Thank you. The house is here. 479 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,326 - Thank you. - Yeah. 480 00:23:01,331 --> 00:23:02,686 You're welcome, ladies! 481 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,084 Why aren't they leaving? 482 00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:07,116 Because God hates me. 483 00:23:08,957 --> 00:23:10,437 Well, whoever this guy is, 484 00:23:10,442 --> 00:23:12,836 I hope he at least looks respectable. 485 00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:17,280 Over here. 486 00:23:17,285 --> 00:23:18,721 Ow. 487 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,753 Oh. I am so sorry. 488 00:23:26,758 --> 00:23:28,934 I think we must have the wrong house. 489 00:23:28,939 --> 00:23:31,159 Oh, you must be Alice. 490 00:23:31,256 --> 00:23:32,301 Yes. 491 00:23:32,306 --> 00:23:33,437 That's her. 492 00:23:33,442 --> 00:23:35,052 So glad you made it. 493 00:23:35,057 --> 00:23:37,541 Uh, quick question, dear, before you come in... 494 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,767 What are those goddamn pigs doing parked on my street? 495 00:23:41,409 --> 00:23:42,633 Huh? 496 00:23:54,186 --> 00:23:57,343 Yeah, 35 years of my life I gave to those city hall pricks. 497 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,000 My best years. 498 00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:01,452 But I believed in civic duty! 499 00:24:01,457 --> 00:24:03,329 And back then, you think it was some picnic 500 00:24:03,334 --> 00:24:05,789 being the only woman at that place? 501 00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:07,610 - Unh-unh. - No. No. 502 00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:09,007 Yeah. That's right. 503 00:24:09,019 --> 00:24:12,545 Geez. Oh, then I get "let go"... by e-mail! 504 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:17,111 So, uh, yeah, I guess civic duty is a one-way street. 505 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,061 Could have taken that place down, too. 506 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,812 The stuff I saw. 507 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,630 Mm. Yeah. 508 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,333 Well, I am... I am so sorry that happened to you. 509 00:24:25,415 --> 00:24:27,243 Yeah, so now whenever I get a call 510 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,468 from someone looking for a liquor license 511 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:32,335 or some mousy delinquent and her goth friend 512 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,620 looking for a death certificate, 513 00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,875 I'm like, "Hey, show me the money!" 514 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,375 - Goth? - Thank you. 515 00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,588 - I changed my hair. - Bingo! 516 00:24:39,593 --> 00:24:40,681 Here it is. 517 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,867 Okay. Oh, boy. 518 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:44,109 Slow. 519 00:24:45,127 --> 00:24:46,520 What is this? 520 00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:48,102 Keys. 521 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:50,092 Uh, no. I-I know. 522 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,615 I know they're keys, but why... 523 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,230 Where's the death certificate? 524 00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:55,663 Oh, the records room is on the third floor, 525 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:57,181 through the clerk's office. 526 00:24:57,186 --> 00:24:58,448 And here. 527 00:24:58,535 --> 00:25:01,886 Take these flashlights. And good luck. 528 00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,627 Good luck? 529 00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,281 Yeah. Power's out. 530 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,125 No one's there. 531 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,459 - This is kismet. - What does that mean? 532 00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,597 And I cannot vouch for the condition for the place, 533 00:25:11,602 --> 00:25:14,823 'cause after I left, they hired someone's delinquent nephew 534 00:25:14,828 --> 00:25:16,597 to take over, so... 535 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:19,656 So you want us to break into city hall? 536 00:25:20,026 --> 00:25:21,549 I'm not doing it. 537 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,479 Right. 538 00:25:24,484 --> 00:25:26,044 Right. 539 00:25:27,962 --> 00:25:29,559 Thank you. 540 00:25:29,936 --> 00:25:32,504 Are we really gonna break into a government building? 541 00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:34,963 You heard her. She said it's the perfect time. 542 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,895 Shouldn't we stop and talk about this? 543 00:25:37,752 --> 00:25:40,011 Where's that ever gotten us? 544 00:25:43,058 --> 00:25:45,277 Sam, let's get down to brass tacks. 545 00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,669 Why am I a suspect? 546 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:49,024 I was in here with you when the generator was stolen. 547 00:25:49,029 --> 00:25:50,278 You're not a suspect. 548 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:53,426 This is time for us to work on marriage lesson number 16. 549 00:25:53,431 --> 00:25:55,390 Can I be a suspect instead? 550 00:25:55,395 --> 00:25:59,567 Now, Sam, what do you know about funniness? 551 00:25:59,712 --> 00:26:01,076 - What? - Geez. 552 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,818 You sound like Lorraine ever since I stole her hearing aid. 553 00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,302 You did? That's awful. 554 00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:08,640 No, no, Sam. That is funny. 555 00:26:08,645 --> 00:26:11,265 And funniness is my greatest strength. 556 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,856 Well, that and my muscles... 557 00:26:12,861 --> 00:26:15,995 And everything else, including my brain. 558 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,177 So you think I need to be funny to get my wife to like me again? 559 00:26:19,182 --> 00:26:20,662 Oh, absolutely not. 560 00:26:20,676 --> 00:26:23,653 You're too hot to have a sense of humor. 561 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:27,083 Me, on the other hand, I am the rare exception that has both. 562 00:26:27,863 --> 00:26:30,888 You need to find your thing and use it... 563 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:34,338 You know, your strength that makes you so lovable, 564 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,473 you can get away with whatever you want. 565 00:26:36,653 --> 00:26:37,982 I don't have that. 566 00:26:38,002 --> 00:26:40,004 Come on! Don't sell yourself short. 567 00:26:40,009 --> 00:26:42,664 Play up that, uh, sensitive thing you got going. 568 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,468 You know, tell her... Tell her that you're broken. 569 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,171 Tell her that you guys can fix each other. 570 00:26:48,176 --> 00:26:49,301 Tell her you're in AA. 571 00:26:49,306 --> 00:26:50,630 I'm in AA. 572 00:26:50,635 --> 00:26:51,897 Score! 573 00:26:58,188 --> 00:27:00,277 - Hey, here we go. - Yep, yep. 574 00:27:00,282 --> 00:27:02,005 We're doing this. 575 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,518 We're doing this? 576 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,669 Well, we got the keys. The power's out. 577 00:27:06,674 --> 00:27:08,895 - It's kismet, right? - I guess. 578 00:27:09,189 --> 00:27:10,407 I'm still not sure. 579 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,804 It'll be easy. 580 00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:13,801 It makes me so nervous when you do that. 581 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:14,942 Do what? 582 00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:16,732 Think things are easy when they're not. 583 00:27:16,999 --> 00:27:18,719 It'd just make me feel better if you'd admit 584 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,334 this might not be the best idea. 585 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:23,037 Well, that just feels like negative thinking. 586 00:27:23,288 --> 00:27:24,681 Ah! 587 00:27:34,356 --> 00:27:36,176 Wait! 588 00:27:37,694 --> 00:27:40,044 An alarm needs electricity. This thing's dead. 589 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:41,262 It's city hall. 590 00:27:41,267 --> 00:27:43,439 They probably have some crazy advanced backup system 591 00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:46,142 - for stuff like this. - Patty, this is Worcester City Hall. 592 00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:47,387 - Look at this thing. - Don't... 593 00:27:49,575 --> 00:27:51,838 See? Easy. 594 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,890 - Simple. - Mm. 595 00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:03,633 Well, after some amateur detective work 596 00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:06,336 that I'm sure even Scruff McGruff himself 597 00:28:06,341 --> 00:28:07,821 would be proud of, 598 00:28:07,826 --> 00:28:11,090 I've correctly deduced who the thief if. 599 00:28:11,095 --> 00:28:13,442 All right. Which one of these losers was it, Kev? 600 00:28:13,447 --> 00:28:17,146 Well, Neil, I'd say it's the biggest loser of all. 601 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:20,044 Because you stole the generator! 602 00:28:20,228 --> 00:28:23,784 And you've lost weight recently. Congrats. 603 00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:26,052 What? You can't be serious. 604 00:28:26,057 --> 00:28:28,407 I'm as serious as Dad's coronary event, 605 00:28:28,412 --> 00:28:31,763 which they're now classifying as "inevitable." 606 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:32,843 What? 607 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,817 I have nothing to leave you. 608 00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:38,028 You've been sabotaging me all day. 609 00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:39,948 You bailed on fireworks practice, 610 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:42,150 which is why I shot 'em too low, 611 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,591 which is how I blew up 612 00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:46,512 that giant electrical transformer this afternoon. 613 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,442 Wait. So it's your fault the power is out? 614 00:28:49,447 --> 00:28:51,768 No. It's Neil's fault! 615 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,289 Gosh. Weren't you listening? 616 00:28:53,294 --> 00:28:54,776 No. I was listening. 617 00:28:54,781 --> 00:28:56,725 You really believe, after everything we've been through, 618 00:28:56,729 --> 00:28:57,992 I'd steal from you? 619 00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:00,956 Not only do I believe it, I know it to be true! 620 00:29:01,058 --> 00:29:05,950 In fact, this case is wide open and slammed shut. 621 00:29:06,258 --> 00:29:07,871 Just like the car door, 622 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:11,097 which I caught Dad's hand in earlier today. 623 00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,659 Did I apologize for that yet? 624 00:29:13,746 --> 00:29:15,965 You said "Que sera." 625 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:18,301 I don't even know what it means. 626 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:38,301 Hey. Are you okay? 627 00:29:56,581 --> 00:29:57,878 Whoa. 628 00:29:58,178 --> 00:30:02,360 Yeah. It's very... official. 629 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,359 You ever been here before? 630 00:30:04,853 --> 00:30:07,179 Whenever Neil has his court dates. 631 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:08,609 Wow. 632 00:30:09,672 --> 00:30:11,935 So weird that Worcester City Hall is so nice 633 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:15,683 and the rest of the town's... Worcester. 634 00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:18,929 It's not all bad. 635 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,159 - Oh. - How you feeling? 636 00:30:24,643 --> 00:30:27,210 Like maybe I should've kept things off my mind tonight 637 00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:28,652 by reading a nice book. 638 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,062 My friend Judi gave me "The Secret Life of Bees." 639 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,088 - Okay. - Okay. 640 00:30:35,929 --> 00:30:37,395 Pull! 641 00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:40,460 You did it. 642 00:30:41,766 --> 00:30:43,097 Oh. 643 00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:50,135 I hate it when I'm right. 644 00:30:58,851 --> 00:31:00,244 I'm not finding it. 645 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,995 Well, it's got to be in here. 646 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,659 We had a small change of plans, 647 00:31:03,664 --> 00:31:06,250 but sometimes you just got to roll with it, right? 648 00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:07,561 Well, we didn't have a plan. 649 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,354 - Don't you think... - No, no. No. 650 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,048 Because when I think too much about something, 651 00:31:11,052 --> 00:31:14,229 that's the second I start talking myself out of it, okay? 652 00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:15,956 That's not true. 653 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:19,181 Well, maybe not for you, but it is for me. 654 00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:23,794 You've known me for 15 years. Have I ever done anything? 655 00:31:24,877 --> 00:31:26,488 - You... - No. 656 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,409 I can't even blame Kevin for it, 'cause it's always been true. 657 00:31:29,414 --> 00:31:32,668 I make excuses, and I bail, and I make excuses, and I bail, 658 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:35,542 and, "Allison, you just always make excuses and bail!" 659 00:31:35,801 --> 00:31:36,933 Jesus. 660 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,116 I'm sorry. 661 00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,777 Ah. 662 00:31:42,782 --> 00:31:44,941 I just need to find this thing tonight, 663 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,817 and I can't let a little trespassing 664 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:50,217 or some shitty nephew who can't alphabetize 665 00:31:50,222 --> 00:31:52,284 - create any more excuses. - Okay. 666 00:31:53,159 --> 00:31:54,846 Okay. 667 00:31:55,299 --> 00:31:57,214 Okay, but you must know... 668 00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,481 What? 669 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,612 Gertrude Fronch. 670 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:04,370 It is a terrible name, but I found it. 671 00:32:04,701 --> 00:32:06,051 Ha! 672 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:12,201 Hang on. Wait. 673 00:32:12,206 --> 00:32:13,381 W... Really? 674 00:32:13,386 --> 00:32:15,279 You don't actually believe any of that? 675 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,673 That's bullshit. 676 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:18,734 You are not some hopeless screw-up. 677 00:32:18,739 --> 00:32:20,318 - Okay. - No. 678 00:32:20,701 --> 00:32:21,964 Don't do that. 679 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,987 I'm here. 680 00:32:25,992 --> 00:32:29,126 I've been here, standing next to you. 681 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,515 If you're some loser who can't do anything, 682 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:37,635 I follow your lead... what does that make me? 683 00:32:42,881 --> 00:32:44,753 I guess you are right sometimes. 684 00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:52,823 What? 685 00:32:53,921 --> 00:32:56,882 Kevin, you caused a citywide power outage, 686 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,193 raided my diner, 687 00:32:58,198 --> 00:33:00,451 and basically held everyone in here hostage. 688 00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:01,849 I think you owe us an apology. 689 00:33:01,923 --> 00:33:05,405 Yeah. We're... upset. 690 00:33:07,209 --> 00:33:10,647 And you should say you're... sorry? 691 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:15,870 Apologies are like tears. 692 00:33:15,914 --> 00:33:20,571 Everyone has to let them out unless they're a real man. 693 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,348 Dad, you taught me that! 694 00:33:22,356 --> 00:33:23,619 I-I never said that. 695 00:33:23,693 --> 00:33:24,956 What? 696 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,568 How come I can't get through to you today? 697 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:29,134 Because Kevin stole her hearing aid. 698 00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:30,314 - What?! - What?! 699 00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:32,092 Okay. Hold on. 700 00:33:32,171 --> 00:33:36,330 In my defense... it has been pretty funny. 701 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,403 And did you do this before or after you caused 702 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:42,984 a citywide emergency where hearing would be crucial? 703 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,634 Oh, way before. 704 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,281 You have to take responsibility for something, Kevin. 705 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:48,417 Anything. 706 00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:50,345 Oh, Neil, I'm so glad that you're back 707 00:33:50,350 --> 00:33:52,478 from your little... crying thing. 708 00:33:52,483 --> 00:33:54,485 Will you please remind these fine people 709 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:56,478 of some of my good qualities? 710 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,619 I got nothing. 711 00:33:58,624 --> 00:34:00,252 See, Neil kn... 712 00:34:01,075 --> 00:34:02,075 Wait. What? 713 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,911 I guess you're pretty good at accusing people 714 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,701 of stealing your dumb generator. 715 00:34:05,706 --> 00:34:07,708 Yeah. And causing blackouts. 716 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,724 Yeah. I'm starting to think that maybe I should cause a blackout. 717 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,134 Kill him! 718 00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:14,177 What? 719 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,220 Uh, I... Hit him! 720 00:34:19,836 --> 00:34:23,650 The lights... They're back on! 721 00:34:26,571 --> 00:34:27,650 Hey, look! 722 00:34:27,673 --> 00:34:31,325 Well, will you look at that? 723 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,941 Everyone was all mad at me, 724 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:36,413 and the generator wasn't even missing! 725 00:34:36,418 --> 00:34:38,791 It was right here, under this table! 726 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:41,929 Oh, I bet you all feel real stupid now. 727 00:34:42,365 --> 00:34:43,798 But how did it get over there? 728 00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:46,023 It's on wheels, D. It must have just rolled. 729 00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:49,299 Sam, you're probably gonna want to level out this floor. 730 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,479 That's a real hazard. 731 00:34:50,605 --> 00:34:52,172 You're a hazard. 732 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,999 Ha! That's the spirit. 733 00:34:54,653 --> 00:34:55,653 All right, gang. 734 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,569 What do you say we have some more laughs about this 735 00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,314 over a few dozen beers, yeah? 736 00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:00,416 You go ahead. 737 00:35:00,421 --> 00:35:02,962 I'll catch up as soon as I level out my floor. 738 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:06,403 Don't worry, hon. We'll get you a new hearing aid. 739 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,627 What? 740 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,841 It's a good thing you're so good at sex. 741 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,848 Damn right I am. 742 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,462 Blackouts do that. 743 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,962 Blackouts do that. 744 00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:21,069 People go nuts. 745 00:35:21,074 --> 00:35:23,032 People do. 746 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:26,653 That explains all that stuff... outside. 747 00:35:27,728 --> 00:35:29,513 Probably related to the whole blackout thing. 748 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,822 - Huh. Yeah. Totally. - Sure. 749 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,488 Yeah. I mean, it has to be a blackout thing. 750 00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:36,745 Chuck still has his sawed-off, so... 751 00:35:37,118 --> 00:35:39,509 Right. Of course. 752 00:35:39,602 --> 00:35:41,691 So... 753 00:35:42,059 --> 00:35:45,715 You hid the generator, right? 754 00:35:45,939 --> 00:35:47,319 What? 755 00:35:47,324 --> 00:35:49,108 Come on. 756 00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:50,882 Pete would never. 757 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,047 I don't even think Lorraine knew there was a generator. 758 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,196 And I didn't do it, so... 759 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,024 ♪ I found you... ♪ 760 00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,166 Are you smarter than Kevin? 761 00:35:59,381 --> 00:36:01,383 Not if you ask Kevin. 762 00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:04,072 Huh. 763 00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:07,154 Yeah. Okay. I did. 764 00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:09,901 Think of it as payback on Kevin 765 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,595 for trying to set me up with Pete. 766 00:36:11,959 --> 00:36:13,580 Hmm. 767 00:36:13,585 --> 00:36:16,430 ♪ You know that's true ♪ 768 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,259 So, what are you gonna do, rat on me? 769 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,391 ♪ I found my someone... ♪ 770 00:36:21,404 --> 00:36:25,408 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go to Dunkin'. 771 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,443 You want anything? 772 00:36:29,973 --> 00:36:32,153 Sure, if you wouldn't mind. 773 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,676 Light and extra sweet. 774 00:36:33,681 --> 00:36:35,118 Oh. Oh, n... 775 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,278 No, I'm not gonna, like, get it for you. 776 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,568 I was asking if you want to come. 777 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:45,725 ♪ Lonely days have passed ♪ 778 00:36:45,730 --> 00:36:47,079 Whatever. 779 00:36:47,084 --> 00:36:48,172 Fine. 780 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,250 Fine. 781 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:54,342 ♪ I'm glad I found you ♪ 782 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:57,954 ♪ At last ♪ 783 00:36:58,123 --> 00:37:03,115 It's weird wanting something so bad and finally getting it. 784 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,607 It's new. 785 00:37:06,161 --> 00:37:07,379 Yeah. 786 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,888 I'm moving in with Tammy. 787 00:37:13,001 --> 00:37:14,792 You are? 788 00:37:15,207 --> 00:37:17,795 Yeah. She'd been acting really weird recently. 789 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,151 So I went over there thinking she was gonna break up with me, 790 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,545 but she just asked me to move in. 791 00:37:24,716 --> 00:37:26,631 And you said yes? 792 00:37:26,804 --> 00:37:28,415 No. 793 00:37:30,255 --> 00:37:31,732 But I'm gonna. 794 00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:38,287 You won't live here anymore. 795 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:46,122 Neither will you. 796 00:37:54,031 --> 00:37:55,163 Hey. 797 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,452 I'm happy for you. 798 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,375 Good night, Gertrude. 799 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,719 Night, Patty. 800 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,512 Hello? 801 00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:29,143 Hey. Thanks for coming by. 802 00:38:29,148 --> 00:38:30,215 Hey. 803 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,877 Yeah. 804 00:38:31,882 --> 00:38:33,205 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 805 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:34,950 Tonight was terrible. 806 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:38,672 I was so annoyed with Kevin. 807 00:38:38,677 --> 00:38:42,463 No, not annoyed. I was, uh, disgusted. 808 00:38:42,468 --> 00:38:43,881 Yeah. Yeah. 809 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,510 He kept giving me terrible marriage advice. 810 00:38:46,515 --> 00:38:48,938 Like... awful things. 811 00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:51,385 But I-I think... 812 00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:54,767 I think I do a lot of it, and... 813 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:58,858 I don't know that I'm actually that much better than him. 814 00:39:03,305 --> 00:39:05,090 You should have your job back. 815 00:39:06,065 --> 00:39:08,894 It was wrong, the way I fired you. 816 00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:14,267 I made it about me, and... and... I'm really sorry. 817 00:39:17,701 --> 00:39:20,051 I do want to help you. 818 00:39:26,088 --> 00:39:28,622 Um, I'm sorry. 819 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:30,019 I'm sorry. 820 00:39:30,024 --> 00:39:32,805 - That's okay. - No. I'm... I am so sorry. 821 00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:34,523 - It's okay. - I'm so sorry. 822 00:39:36,405 --> 00:39:38,353 Oh. Oh. 823 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:41,727 Okay. 824 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,898 It's okay. It's okay. 825 00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:47,482 It's okay. 826 00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,726 So you're still mulling how you're going to 827 00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:54,328 fake your own death? 828 00:39:55,549 --> 00:39:57,029 Like I said, I haven't... 829 00:39:57,034 --> 00:39:58,312 figured it out yet. 830 00:39:58,317 --> 00:39:59,840 Allie, you're stalling. 831 00:39:59,845 --> 00:40:01,455 You haven't packed yet? 832 00:40:01,729 --> 00:40:03,122 I shouldn't read into this, right? 833 00:40:03,127 --> 00:40:04,625 Absolutely not. 834 00:40:05,582 --> 00:40:06,844 Oh... 835 00:40:08,029 --> 00:40:10,141 This is the last thing I need to do. 836 00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,365 The last thing. 837 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:12,765 - One... - Uh-huh. 838 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:14,039 Two... 839 00:40:14,972 --> 00:40:16,562 - Allison. - Yeah? 840 00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:25,436 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com