1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:07,968 Now where's this guy with the pills? 2 00:00:08,223 --> 00:00:09,695 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 3 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:10,781 I was saving you. 4 00:00:10,786 --> 00:00:12,859 This is your best bet for a new identity. 5 00:00:12,864 --> 00:00:15,039 This needs to last you the rest of your life. 6 00:00:15,044 --> 00:00:17,773 You need a real person... Young, single... 7 00:00:17,778 --> 00:00:18,945 - Dead. - Dead. 8 00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:21,109 I found a Gertrude Fronch. 9 00:00:21,114 --> 00:00:23,140 - Uh-huh. - No, no. Not happening. 10 00:00:23,145 --> 00:00:24,758 I can't give you your job back. 11 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,069 I don't work here anymore? 12 00:00:26,074 --> 00:00:27,890 I said I would try with her, and I will. 13 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,937 You thought my dad was a psycho intruder. 14 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,118 We almost shot him. 15 00:00:31,123 --> 00:00:32,382 Oh, I live here permanently now. 16 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:33,906 You think Gertrude's what I should do? 17 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:36,070 - I think so. - Then that's what I'll do. 18 00:00:44,991 --> 00:00:46,736 What? 19 00:00:46,741 --> 00:00:47,959 Patty? 20 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,628 Everything's ready. 21 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,470 I need you here. I'm... 22 00:00:52,354 --> 00:00:53,659 I'm leaving tonight. 23 00:00:57,076 --> 00:00:58,382 Allison. 24 00:01:14,731 --> 00:01:15,950 God, he could be sleeping. 25 00:01:15,955 --> 00:01:17,681 He's not. He's in a critical coma. 26 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,297 Now let's get outta here before some nosy nurse comes in. 27 00:01:20,302 --> 00:01:21,825 Oh, I need a minute. 28 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,511 Kevin heard from one of his cop friends 29 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,291 that he moved a finger. 30 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:27,198 Oh. 31 00:01:27,778 --> 00:01:29,736 Well, we can't let him wake up. 32 00:01:30,168 --> 00:01:33,041 Let him? We... 33 00:01:33,046 --> 00:01:36,103 We... We're not here... We're not gonna... 34 00:01:36,108 --> 00:01:37,892 No! No, no, no. 35 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,529 Just needed to see with my own eyes 36 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,088 that he was still in a coma. 37 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:43,564 I keep having these dreams. 38 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:46,244 Well, here he is. 39 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:47,922 Okay. 40 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:50,236 Yeah, it'll be fine when I leave. 41 00:01:50,622 --> 00:01:53,586 Neil can get drunk, say whatever he wants. 42 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,898 He can wake up screaming my name, 43 00:01:55,903 --> 00:01:59,939 and they'll just be ruining the life of a dead woman, so... 44 00:02:00,477 --> 00:02:02,435 Be like none of this ever happened. 45 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:08,064 Still nothing from your PI? 46 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,082 No. I gave him Gertrude's name and information, 47 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,302 but he hasn't returned my calls. 48 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,994 I think Chuck's got him in hiding. 49 00:02:15,882 --> 00:02:18,754 Maybe you can... call him? 50 00:02:18,923 --> 00:02:21,614 - What? - Well, he loved you, you charmer. 51 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,814 I feel like maybe he'd return your calls. 52 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:25,082 Sure. 53 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,824 Tammy's still asking questions about the last favor 54 00:02:26,828 --> 00:02:28,752 I did for you, but, yeah. 55 00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:30,822 Use me as bait, I guess. 56 00:02:32,077 --> 00:02:33,627 Oh, sh... 57 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:36,205 Hi... Cindy. 58 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:37,611 Patty. 59 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,465 Um... 60 00:02:39,568 --> 00:02:42,658 We were, uh... We were just... 61 00:02:42,808 --> 00:02:43,869 This is Allison. 62 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:45,384 I'm Allison. 63 00:02:46,281 --> 00:02:50,494 Patty wanted to come by and check on Nick. 64 00:02:51,102 --> 00:02:53,365 We heard he was getting a little bit better. 65 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:55,252 Oh, not really. 66 00:02:55,749 --> 00:02:57,419 I mean, you can tell 'cause the cops 67 00:02:57,424 --> 00:02:59,713 stopped handcuffing him to the bed. 68 00:02:59,718 --> 00:03:00,981 Ah. 69 00:03:01,029 --> 00:03:03,205 Even they don't believe he's gonna get up. 70 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,820 Ah, well... 71 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:08,262 We will... leave you to it, then. 72 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,845 Mm-hmm. Oh, and happy birthday. 73 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,018 Birthday? 74 00:03:13,023 --> 00:03:14,808 Thank you, Cindy. 75 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,242 - It's your birthday? - Tomorrow. 76 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:21,205 Well, how come she knew and I didn't? 77 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:23,294 I dealt to Cindy. 78 00:03:23,299 --> 00:03:24,692 We have, like, a bond. 79 00:03:24,778 --> 00:03:26,215 You have a bond? 80 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:28,344 We broke into her house together. 81 00:03:28,527 --> 00:03:31,665 Did she get you off the hook for selling oxys to old ladies? 82 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,855 The more times you bring up the one nice thing 83 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:36,123 you ever did for me, the less nice it gets. 84 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:37,951 I have done more than one nice... 85 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,741 Name anything else. 86 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:42,864 See? 87 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:45,785 But, yeah, I will go ahead and call your PI for you, sure. 88 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:46,878 You don't have to do that. 89 00:03:46,883 --> 00:03:48,146 No, no, it's fine. 90 00:03:48,151 --> 00:03:50,007 'Cause soon you'll be gone, 91 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,623 and it'll be like none of this ever happened, right? 92 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:00,275 We're planning a surprise party for Patty. 93 00:04:00,728 --> 00:04:02,295 - You are? - We are. 94 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,803 I need it turned around quickly, 95 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,593 and you are the expert in partying. 96 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,024 Ah. Where'd you hear that? 97 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,813 You had it printed on business cards. 98 00:04:09,998 --> 00:04:11,985 Only took 10 years of marriage, 99 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,905 but you're finally useful to me. 100 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,564 Excuse me?! 101 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:19,522 What was that? 102 00:04:19,695 --> 00:04:21,357 Did a demon just achieve its final, 103 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,689 most powerful form in our kitchen? 104 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:28,219 No, my dad has a new girlfriend. 105 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,785 And the girlfriend has... a laugh. 106 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:36,283 Wait. When did Pete get a new girlfriend? 107 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:37,969 I haven't heard him talk about another woman 108 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,126 since your mother had the good sense to die. 109 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,626 I was trying to get him out of the house, 110 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,876 so I signed him up for some dance classes. 111 00:04:44,939 --> 00:04:46,779 That sounds thoughtful. 112 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:49,545 I figured, you know, he might fall down, 113 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,110 break a hip, have to go live in a home. 114 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:52,532 It's a win-win! 115 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:54,186 There it is. 116 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:57,030 But instead, he's got a girlfriend. 117 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,337 And the girlfriend has that laugh. 118 00:05:04,151 --> 00:05:05,876 Pete's not even funny. 119 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,738 I know. A laugh like that... 120 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,025 You keep that hidden until after marriage. 121 00:05:12,002 --> 00:05:14,091 And here she is, just showing it off 122 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,446 like it's a cool barbed-wire tattoo. 123 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,189 Okay. Well, hey, you can distract yourself 124 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,674 by helping me plan this party. 125 00:05:21,881 --> 00:05:24,101 You really planning on surprising Patty? 126 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,282 - Yes. - Patricia O'Connor? 127 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:27,936 How many Pattys do you know? 128 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:29,751 In Worcester? Like 18. 129 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:32,295 Fair enough. 130 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,416 But I need money. I need you to get booze. 131 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,161 I need this party to be incredible, 132 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,907 one-of-a-kind, special. 133 00:05:37,912 --> 00:05:39,103 Patty deserves it. 134 00:05:39,108 --> 00:05:40,240 When is it? 135 00:05:40,245 --> 00:05:41,892 Tomorrow. 136 00:05:43,306 --> 00:05:45,395 Sounds real special. 137 00:05:45,408 --> 00:05:47,758 Oh, shut up. 138 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,845 Okay. Well, just, you know, call Diane, 139 00:05:53,850 --> 00:05:55,693 tell her to stock your booze from the store. 140 00:05:55,698 --> 00:05:57,110 Well, she's in South Carolina. 141 00:05:57,115 --> 00:05:58,235 No, she isn't. 142 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,180 Chuck tracked her down, went to go see her, 143 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,853 reminded her what she was missing. 144 00:06:02,222 --> 00:06:04,150 - And that worked? - Ish. 145 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,722 She's "taking some time" 146 00:06:05,727 --> 00:06:08,773 over at the extended stay over on Shadyside. 147 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,508 Hmm. I don't know what's more depressing... 148 00:06:11,513 --> 00:06:13,602 Life with Chuck or life without him. 149 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:48,277 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com 150 00:06:57,813 --> 00:07:00,719 You got my hair products andlotion? 151 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,852 Yeah. 152 00:07:01,857 --> 00:07:03,772 That was a nice surprise. 153 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,246 And there's literally nothing better 154 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,600 you can do for a woman of color. 155 00:07:06,605 --> 00:07:09,651 That stuff was half off, most of it, so... 156 00:07:09,656 --> 00:07:11,136 really not a big deal. 157 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:12,758 Of course not. 158 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:15,212 And what about you? 159 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,407 What about me? 160 00:07:18,412 --> 00:07:20,132 I mean, if I was to get you a nice surprise, 161 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:21,356 what would it be? 162 00:07:21,444 --> 00:07:22,706 I hate surprises. 163 00:07:22,711 --> 00:07:24,797 Okay, but I'm sure there's something that you want 164 00:07:24,802 --> 00:07:26,151 for yourself. 165 00:07:29,607 --> 00:07:30,954 Ugh! Whatever. 166 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,743 I know that your birthday is tomorrow. 167 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:34,180 Why do you know that? 168 00:07:34,185 --> 00:07:37,057 Because I knew you would never tell me, so I... 169 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,458 looked you up a little bit. 170 00:07:38,463 --> 00:07:41,630 Okay, that's... s-sweet? 171 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,637 And I found out you got caught shoplifting 172 00:07:43,642 --> 00:07:45,383 a pink thong when you were 16. 173 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:46,626 I learned my lesson. 174 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:48,516 I never tried to wear pink again. 175 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,209 I'm glad you turned your life around. 176 00:07:51,476 --> 00:07:53,196 So what do you want to do for your birthday? 177 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,896 Ah, uh... 178 00:07:57,053 --> 00:07:58,954 Probably nothing. 179 00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:01,750 Neil sometimes takes me ice skating, 180 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:04,540 but, um, he's been a real ass lately, so... 181 00:08:04,545 --> 00:08:05,556 More than usual? 182 00:08:05,561 --> 00:08:06,861 Yeah, I guess we're not... 183 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:08,302 Um, we're not really even talking, 184 00:08:08,307 --> 00:08:10,614 so family ice skating is definitely off. 185 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,101 Well, if you want to go to the rink, I can take you. 186 00:08:14,346 --> 00:08:15,564 N-No. 187 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:17,013 T-Thanks, but... 188 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,672 And Allison can come, too. 189 00:08:21,622 --> 00:08:22,753 Allison? 190 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:24,104 Yeah, I'm sure she'd want to come. 191 00:08:24,108 --> 00:08:26,642 And you're friends. 192 00:08:27,124 --> 00:08:30,040 See how I say that with no visible eye-roll? 193 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:31,431 Uh-huh. Yeah. 194 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:33,064 Well, don't hurt yourself. 195 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:35,805 Uh, yeah, I just... It... 196 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,605 Hey, I don't want a fuss about it, you know? 197 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:40,438 And I... I... 198 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:44,562 I just... I want a quiet day alone to myself. 199 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,570 Self-care or some shit. 200 00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:49,907 If you're sure. 201 00:08:49,912 --> 00:08:53,258 I am, yeah, so can we please go grab dinner? 202 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:54,359 - Yes. - Okay. 203 00:08:54,364 --> 00:08:56,366 Yes. Um, just give me a minute. 204 00:08:56,371 --> 00:08:58,721 Um, yeah, just give me one minute. 205 00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:04,582 Oh, boy. 206 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:08,739 What? 207 00:09:08,842 --> 00:09:10,800 Patty, did the PI get back to you yet? 208 00:09:10,992 --> 00:09:12,687 'Cause I have to... 209 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,922 I have to go. 210 00:09:24,787 --> 00:09:25,962 Tammy. 211 00:09:25,967 --> 00:09:27,185 Hi. 212 00:09:27,197 --> 00:09:29,935 Um, Patty's not here. 213 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,571 I know. I, um... 214 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:34,037 actually came to talk to you. 215 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:35,481 Ah. 216 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:36,958 Can I...? 217 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,498 Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:39,503 --> 00:09:41,069 Okay. 219 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:46,478 Mm. Just... 220 00:09:46,891 --> 00:09:48,564 - Well, I'll sit... - Okay. 221 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,666 So, how... How can I help you? 222 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,228 So, I'm sure you know that it's Patty's birthday tomorrow. 223 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:04,686 And she doesn't want to do anything, 224 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,345 and I thought maybe together 225 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:10,266 we could force her to go to a bar or something. 226 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:13,111 Ah. Actually, I, um... 227 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:16,523 I'm planning a surprise party for her tomorrow. 228 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,269 - A surprise party? - Yes. 229 00:10:18,274 --> 00:10:19,570 - For Patty? - Yes. 230 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,963 Have you thought this through? 231 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,228 Uh, yes, I have. 232 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:24,801 And she's gonna... She's gonna love it. 233 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,791 Were you gonna tell me about it? 234 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:29,205 Yes. I wa... yeah. 235 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:33,084 Um, it was just all last-minute, and I was actually, 236 00:10:33,089 --> 00:10:37,455 um, gonna ask you if you would help me plan it. 237 00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:39,353 Really? 238 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,884 Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:42,045 --> 00:10:43,791 O-Okay. 240 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:46,510 Okay? 241 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,752 - Okay. - Ah. 242 00:10:47,757 --> 00:10:50,455 I'll come tomorrow morning and help you out with errands. 243 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:53,275 We can do it... together. 244 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,291 - Okay. - Alright. 245 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,692 So I'll see you tomorrow? 246 00:10:57,697 --> 00:10:59,744 Yeah. Um... 247 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,501 You should probably get some more decorations. 248 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:03,637 Well, y-yeah. 249 00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:05,736 Yes, that's the... That's the plan, so... 250 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,283 Okay. Well... All... 251 00:11:09,288 --> 00:11:10,768 - Thanks. Bye. - Bye. 252 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:20,849 Hey, make sure to leave me a breathing hole. 253 00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:24,683 Remember, the character's name is the Incredible Tape Man. 254 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,639 Hey, Kevin, weren't you supposed to be helping Allison 255 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,769 throw that party that sounds like a terrible idea? 256 00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:33,683 Was I? 257 00:11:33,688 --> 00:11:37,126 And, Neil, aren't you supposed to be distracting Patty, 258 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,371 keeping her away from here? 259 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,542 Am I? 260 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,611 Two against one. I guess I'm wrong. 261 00:11:45,844 --> 00:11:48,066 Ah-ha! 262 00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,636 Look at your face! 263 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:52,619 I can see you boys are just gonna have me in stitches. 264 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:59,511 Neil, this is my girlfriend, Lorraine. 265 00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:01,803 She's got both her original hips, 266 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,374 and she uses them. 267 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:05,777 Come on! 268 00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:08,560 I'm a dance instructor at the senior center. 269 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:11,027 And it makes me very good at sex. 270 00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:14,849 Get in there. 271 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:20,008 Oh, Kevin, I think you got a dying animal in your chimney. 272 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:23,080 I just heard the most unholy sound from outside. 273 00:12:25,524 --> 00:12:26,786 Never mind. 274 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:29,372 Diane, don't even bother bringing that booze to the kitchen. 275 00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:31,277 Right in front of me is just fine. 276 00:12:32,094 --> 00:12:33,791 Ugh, God. 277 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,527 I can't live like this. 278 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:39,841 Oh, yeah, the laugh is rough, but, uh, I don't know, 279 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,805 kinda miss having a little noise in my life, you know? 280 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:45,011 Ah, still not back with Chuck, huh? 281 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:46,365 Well... 282 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:47,633 Uh... 283 00:12:49,313 --> 00:12:51,706 Phew. Uh, absolutely not. 284 00:12:51,718 --> 00:12:55,574 You know, I don't exactly miss his one-bean salad, but... 285 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,692 you know, it... It might beat the sadness 286 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:02,352 of the Worcester View Suites. 287 00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:05,347 Worcester has a view? 288 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:07,856 No. 289 00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:11,924 A man-free home, huh? 290 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,614 Sounds joyless, scary, 291 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:16,899 and free from the kind of smells 292 00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,080 that remind you that you're alive. 293 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,669 I guess. 294 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,894 Anyway, I-I'll see you boys later at the party. 295 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:24,668 Alright, we'll see ya, Diane. 296 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,848 Bye-bye. 297 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,328 Neil, buddy, I figured out 298 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,152 how we're gonna break up my dad's relationship. 299 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,420 I just got to "Parent Trap" him with my aunt by marriage. 300 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,206 Do I look like the smartest person in the world? 301 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,377 You're gonna have to spell it out a little bit more 302 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,750 for me, pal. 303 00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:42,251 We're gonna set up Pete with Diane. 304 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,345 But we got to do it ASAP at the party, 305 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,559 which now needs to be perfect. 306 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:50,177 So I need you to go and distract Patty like Allison said, 307 00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:52,662 and I will lay some groundwork, alright? 308 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,367 This is now priority number one! 309 00:13:54,372 --> 00:13:57,164 Okay, well, can you at least help me de-tape my face first? 310 00:13:57,305 --> 00:13:59,281 Nope, no time, no time. 311 00:13:59,691 --> 00:14:02,041 Go! No time. 312 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,128 Oh, God. 313 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:09,141 There is absolutely no time at all. 314 00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:15,891 Of course. 315 00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:18,188 Come in. 316 00:14:23,007 --> 00:14:24,748 Ah. 317 00:14:24,753 --> 00:14:26,711 Are you burnin' something? 318 00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:28,330 No. 319 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,560 Yes, maybe. Whatever. 320 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,899 - What are you doing here? - I'm taking you to the rink. 321 00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:34,564 Did you forget? 322 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,653 No, I... I didn't forget. 323 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,008 I-I just thought that you... 324 00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:43,320 Nothing. I'll get ready. 325 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,711 Get moving, then. 326 00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:48,708 Shut up. Be five minutes. 327 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,039 Alright. 328 00:15:02,865 --> 00:15:05,128 The pancakes are delicious. 329 00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:11,223 Allison. 330 00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,442 Sorry. 331 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,307 Well, the doorbell works, just for future reference. 332 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,314 I just came to the back so Patty wouldn't see. 333 00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:25,450 Excuse me. 334 00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:28,270 Just, uh... Just lettin' ya know. 335 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,146 Just trying to preserve the surprise. 336 00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:31,442 Eh, it's fine. 337 00:15:32,026 --> 00:15:33,897 But you're sure it's a good idea? 338 00:15:33,902 --> 00:15:36,687 Yes, it is a... A nice thing that I'm... 339 00:15:36,692 --> 00:15:38,864 We are doing, and she's gonna love it. 340 00:15:39,053 --> 00:15:41,911 She said yesterday that she hates surprises. 341 00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,373 Well, whenever Patty says she hates something, 342 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,114 that means she really wants it. 343 00:15:47,742 --> 00:15:48,887 Did you invite your people? 344 00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:51,426 Just a few friends from work and some of her clients. 345 00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:55,278 Okay, well, uh, so I'm gonna have to get a cake 346 00:15:55,283 --> 00:15:57,285 and some apps and her gift, 347 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,605 and, um, want to get some more streamers. 348 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,912 Yeah, looks like there's still some work 349 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,465 that needs to be done in here. 350 00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:03,989 Yep. 351 00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:06,518 Yep, that's why we're getting an early start. 352 00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:09,106 So, let's... let's go. 353 00:16:40,037 --> 00:16:42,431 Think after several decades of coming here for your birthday 354 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,732 you'd be just a little bit better at this. 355 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,130 Nobody wants to be great at ice skating. 356 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,497 It's like karaoke. 357 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,051 Being good at it is just annoying 358 00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:50,309 to the people you go with. 359 00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:58,176 Yeah. 360 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:01,066 I stand by what I said. 361 00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:07,079 Could you help? 362 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,749 Neil? 363 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,621 So, how's work? 364 00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:32,663 It's fine. 365 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,140 Do you know anything more about the... 366 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,884 The guy who broke into my place? 367 00:17:39,889 --> 00:17:43,924 Um, I can't discuss an active investigation. 368 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,713 Active. 369 00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:49,338 How active? 370 00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:50,866 Where are you from? 371 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:53,770 Uh, from here. 372 00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,480 Same. 373 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,148 Any brothers or sisters? 374 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,684 Nope. 375 00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:03,606 - Only child. - Shocking. 376 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,754 What do you mean? 377 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:10,444 It just seems like you're someone who never had to share. 378 00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,391 Uh, turn here. 379 00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:27,059 Patty's gift is in an alley? 380 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,231 Yeah. 381 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,713 Okay, why is Patty's gift in an alley? 382 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,199 Because I-I wanted to get her menthols, 383 00:18:33,204 --> 00:18:34,673 and apparently, they're illegal. 384 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,593 Well, they should be. They're disgusting. 385 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,374 Yeah, but now she just smokes regular ones and sucks on mints, 386 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,239 which is worse. 387 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:43,765 I know a guy who sells them. 388 00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:45,215 You know a guy? 389 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,349 Well, I worked at a liquor store. 390 00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,692 Ah, yes, the underworld. 391 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:52,256 So you just, uh, roll down the window, 392 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,981 do the exchange, don't get out of the car. 393 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,215 You do know I'm a police officer, right? 394 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,661 They're just menthol cigarettes. 395 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:06,653 Uh, and I think cops get a discount, so... 396 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:08,176 thank you. 397 00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,024 You're welcome. 398 00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:15,036 Uh... uh... 399 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:16,933 Uh, what the hell? 400 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,505 That's gonna be $75. 401 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,909 - Who's that? - Oh, uh, no one. 402 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:22,981 You said $50. 403 00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:24,771 Nope. $75. 404 00:19:24,941 --> 00:19:27,504 Okay, well, um... 405 00:19:28,184 --> 00:19:32,575 I... can you just... 'cause I have to get this call. 406 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,661 Sorry. 407 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,771 Okay, so now I'm not just witnessing illegal activity, 408 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,780 - I'm participating? - Hello? 409 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,787 Hey, the PI guy called me back. 410 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:40,792 Really? That's great. 411 00:19:40,797 --> 00:19:41,929 What's great? 412 00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,918 - Who's that? - Nothing. It's no one. 413 00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:45,613 Um, so what did he say? 414 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,226 He says you need to get Gertrude's death certificate 415 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,319 from City Hall, and you need to do it fast. 416 00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:50,660 Uh, and why is that? 417 00:19:50,665 --> 00:19:51,738 Pleasure. 418 00:19:52,106 --> 00:19:53,121 Thank you, Craig. 419 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,710 - What are you doing? - Nothing! 420 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,495 So, just tell me what... What were you saying? 421 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,849 He said you need to move because something about it 422 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,444 being logged into the system at the end of the month. 423 00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,928 I think. He was eating soup when he said it. 424 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:07,415 Okay, well, um, I know... I-I-I think 425 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,681 I know someone who could help us with this. 426 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,898 Allison, how are we gonna steal something from City Hall? 427 00:20:11,902 --> 00:20:13,053 Isn't that, like, a felony? 428 00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:16,198 I don't know. 429 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,952 W... I was nice enough to be bait for you, and what, you don't... 430 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,597 You don't have any time to talk to me now? 431 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,514 Uh, yeah, okay. 432 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,295 Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye. 433 00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:33,069 Oh, yes. It is my birthday. 434 00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:34,728 Thank you so much for remembering. 435 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,897 Uh, we need to make a new stop. 436 00:20:37,577 --> 00:20:38,798 If it's holding up a liquor store 437 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,369 to get Patty a case of beer, 438 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,463 I'll pass on the additional crime. 439 00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:46,216 Good one. 440 00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:50,577 - Ah! - Hey! 441 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,725 Move. 442 00:20:54,331 --> 00:20:56,764 - Hey, guys. Whoa! - Hey, watch it! 443 00:20:57,904 --> 00:21:00,397 - Hey, guys. - You okay? You alright? 444 00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,396 You don't have to come inside. I'll be quick. 445 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,921 People are showing up in like an hour. 446 00:21:13,926 --> 00:21:15,913 - Maybe we just skip... - I will just be a minute. 447 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,755 Allison. 448 00:21:22,837 --> 00:21:24,578 You don't have to do this. 449 00:21:25,876 --> 00:21:27,139 Do what? 450 00:21:27,144 --> 00:21:28,707 Patty doesn't know we're planning this party, 451 00:21:28,711 --> 00:21:30,226 and I'm still not even convinced she wants it, 452 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:32,503 so maybe we just forget about it 453 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,804 and get her a gift card to a nail salon... 454 00:21:33,808 --> 00:21:35,897 No, no! We have to do this. 455 00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:37,608 It just seems like it's becoming a lot. 456 00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:38,962 Well, it's not. 457 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,099 I got this. 458 00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:41,545 Excuse me. 459 00:21:55,153 --> 00:21:56,894 I'll be back for that. 460 00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:58,926 There's your sauces. 461 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,540 What do you need, Allison? 462 00:22:04,545 --> 00:22:06,145 I know. I know. 463 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,501 This is... This is the last thing, okay? 464 00:22:10,727 --> 00:22:12,587 I need you to let me deliver the standing order 465 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,512 to the board of Alderman this week. 466 00:22:15,558 --> 00:22:16,840 - I, uh... - Well, it's... 467 00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:19,551 You know, basically, it's doing you a favor, right? 468 00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:22,579 Why? 469 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:25,106 Um, I need something from City Hall after hours, 470 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,244 and I delivered the order before, so I know, 471 00:22:27,249 --> 00:22:29,590 you know, it's basically a ghost town after 6:00. 472 00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:32,599 Oh, and I need a cake. 473 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,340 God, are you robbing City Hall? 474 00:22:35,345 --> 00:22:36,389 No, no, no, no, no. 475 00:22:36,394 --> 00:22:38,222 I just need a death certificate. 476 00:22:40,581 --> 00:22:42,559 You said you'd just be a minute. 477 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,489 Hey. 478 00:22:44,494 --> 00:22:46,142 Um, Tam, this is Sammy. 479 00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,410 Sa... Sam, this is Tammy. 480 00:22:48,415 --> 00:22:49,785 When people see a cop in a car, 481 00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:51,950 they come up to ask if there's a bust going on. 482 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,323 It's very annoying. 483 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,156 - You're a cop? - Uh, yeah. 484 00:22:55,161 --> 00:22:57,458 Helping Allison? Really? 485 00:22:57,463 --> 00:23:00,422 Hel... Helping me plan a party, okay? 486 00:23:00,427 --> 00:23:01,887 So, are you guys catching up, 487 00:23:01,892 --> 00:23:04,040 or are you trying to make my life harder for some reason? 488 00:23:04,044 --> 00:23:05,611 Oh, no, we're done. 489 00:23:05,699 --> 00:23:07,136 We're done? 490 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,520 We're done. 491 00:23:09,852 --> 00:23:11,593 I'll get your cake. 492 00:23:19,693 --> 00:23:21,521 - So... - Yeah. 493 00:23:21,873 --> 00:23:24,912 How long have you and that guy been having an affair? 494 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,732 What? 495 00:23:26,737 --> 00:23:27,999 Sam. 496 00:23:28,086 --> 00:23:29,310 You fooled around. 497 00:23:30,021 --> 00:23:31,763 No! 498 00:23:31,963 --> 00:23:33,935 No. 499 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,758 Okay, yeah. 500 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,199 It was one moment... One moment... 501 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,380 And it's done. 502 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,990 That explains why he's so pissed. 503 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,858 I already feel terrible about it, so yeah, 504 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,425 just... Just pile it on. 505 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,779 Hey, I've met your husband. 506 00:23:52,784 --> 00:23:53,787 I get it. 507 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:57,104 Really? 508 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:59,029 I mean, what else are you supposed to do? 509 00:23:59,836 --> 00:24:04,885 Uh, a lot of people would say I should get a divorce. 510 00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,021 Right. 511 00:24:06,026 --> 00:24:07,459 Like that's easy. 512 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:12,123 I know guys like Kevin. They're just... 513 00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:15,826 Mm. You remember my partner Bram? 514 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:18,849 Uh, yeah, yeah. 515 00:24:19,247 --> 00:24:21,858 He asked me to plant evidence for him once. 516 00:24:21,863 --> 00:24:23,735 He beat the hell out of some guy. 517 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:26,635 Known drug dealer, all-around scumbag, 518 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,693 but his place was clean. 519 00:24:29,562 --> 00:24:32,042 Bram messed up and I fixed it, 520 00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:33,896 and everybody knew. 521 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,553 I don't even know how he got me to do it. 522 00:24:40,968 --> 00:24:42,666 So, yeah. 523 00:24:42,854 --> 00:24:44,246 I don't think you're a bad person 524 00:24:44,251 --> 00:24:46,383 for cheating on Kevin McRoberts. 525 00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:50,630 Um, you gonna pick that up? It's Patty. 526 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,491 Oh, I just told you... 527 00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:54,411 Everybody knew I planted that shit. 528 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:55,873 I'm a terrible liar. 529 00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:58,535 This is Tammy. Leave a message. 530 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:00,232 Hey, you. 531 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,799 Uh, it's... it's me. 532 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:04,938 Just... Just calling to see what you're up to today. 533 00:25:06,024 --> 00:25:07,576 On this day. 534 00:25:07,963 --> 00:25:10,052 Uh... 535 00:25:10,057 --> 00:25:11,248 Bye. 536 00:25:16,754 --> 00:25:19,017 You can't cool it for like two hours? 537 00:25:19,183 --> 00:25:20,576 I'm mixin', aren't I? 538 00:25:20,581 --> 00:25:21,982 You went to the snack stand. 539 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,423 Where are my nachos? 540 00:25:23,428 --> 00:25:25,345 You always just burn your mouth and complain all day. 541 00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:27,830 Yeah. You buy 'em for me and I complain. 542 00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:29,358 On my birthday, we come to the rink, 543 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,786 you show off on the ice, I fall, you make fun of me, 544 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,349 and then you buy me the nachos with the cheese that's too hot. 545 00:25:34,354 --> 00:25:36,952 It's the one thing that you or any... 546 00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:39,066 Anybody does for me. 547 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,417 It's what we've done every other year. 548 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:43,642 Well, it's not every other year, is it? 549 00:25:43,647 --> 00:25:45,692 You really thought that it was? 550 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:47,374 Come on! 551 00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,590 Then why are we even here? 552 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:54,123 Good question. 553 00:25:54,294 --> 00:25:56,029 No! 554 00:26:04,244 --> 00:26:05,917 Shit. 555 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,401 Oh! You're home. 556 00:26:11,406 --> 00:26:14,670 Wow! This place looks like a real party. 557 00:26:14,722 --> 00:26:16,565 Minus the people. 558 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,823 Alexa, turn down the lights. 559 00:26:20,348 --> 00:26:21,854 Okay. 560 00:26:22,463 --> 00:26:24,581 Now you can't see that there's nobody here. 561 00:26:25,164 --> 00:26:27,122 Kevin, are you actually helping? 562 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:29,448 You say that like I never do. 563 00:26:29,931 --> 00:26:31,454 I say that like every time I ask you, 564 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,819 you pretend to be hard of hearing. 565 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:33,848 What's that? 566 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:38,200 You know, I-I don't understand why we're working so hard 567 00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:40,424 on this thing that Patty's gonna hate anyway. 568 00:26:40,429 --> 00:26:42,979 Dad, today is not about Patty! 569 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,229 - It's her birthday. - It's her birthday. 570 00:26:45,903 --> 00:26:48,079 So? I have a birthday, too! 571 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,130 That doesn't mean that we just give up! 572 00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:51,442 We can't let those people win! 573 00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:53,841 People whose birthday it is? 574 00:26:57,202 --> 00:26:59,120 Never surrender! 575 00:26:59,691 --> 00:27:02,093 Alright, I pre-gamed with a power hour 576 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:04,807 and this party is all I have in my life. 577 00:27:05,018 --> 00:27:06,487 Who's it for again? 578 00:27:08,053 --> 00:27:10,604 - Patty. - Oh, that is a bad idea. 579 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,706 Oh-ho, Diane's here! 580 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:16,368 Diane's here, everybody. 581 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:17,592 - Yeah. - How are you, Diane? 582 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:19,850 Ah, well, tell you the truth, Kev, 583 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:21,727 I'm a little, uh, "ugh," you know? 584 00:27:21,732 --> 00:27:22,957 It's been a rough couple of months. 585 00:27:22,961 --> 00:27:24,253 Fantastic. How about this. 586 00:27:24,258 --> 00:27:26,003 How about you come on into the kitchen. 587 00:27:26,008 --> 00:27:28,917 That way you can be closer to the good booze, right? 588 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,345 And Dad, I know how you love drinking. 589 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,065 I really do! 590 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,258 So much in common, you two. 591 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,831 Let's take a quick trip into the kitchen, yeah? 592 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,578 That woman's laugh is bad. 593 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,798 Hmm? 594 00:27:47,837 --> 00:27:50,274 Oh, yeah, yeah. 595 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:52,612 Um, so, who did you invite? 596 00:27:53,144 --> 00:27:54,929 Fitz and Parker from the station. 597 00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:57,806 My friend Rochelle, who Patty seems to like... mostly. 598 00:27:57,869 --> 00:27:59,956 And then I just dug through her client book. 599 00:28:00,536 --> 00:28:02,233 Her client book? 600 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,765 So these are all... These are all clients? 601 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:07,773 It's a surprise party. The whole thing's invasive. 602 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,292 And I just found the ladies that've been going 603 00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:10,964 to the salon for years. 604 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:15,104 Hmm. I recognize her. 605 00:28:16,591 --> 00:28:18,784 Just, um, through Patty, or... 606 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:20,878 Through work. 607 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,041 Oh, that's Neil. They're on their way. 608 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,221 I'll get everybody together. 609 00:28:24,226 --> 00:28:25,635 Okay. 610 00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:29,271 For life. 611 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,034 We're banned for life. 612 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:32,912 Mom took me there. 613 00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:34,970 Why don't you get me banned from the gazebo 614 00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:37,541 behind the library where I had my first cigarette? 615 00:28:37,546 --> 00:28:40,432 You know, ruin every good childhood memory I have. 616 00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:42,759 They made me pick up glass off the ice. 617 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,151 Do you know how hard that is? 618 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:45,284 I would've done it. 619 00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:47,565 You would've, but you're so drunk you can't bend over 620 00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:49,401 without cracking your head open. 621 00:28:50,164 --> 00:28:51,166 Where are you going? 622 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:53,323 We need to pick something up at Kevin's. 623 00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:54,939 I need your help. 624 00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,410 Of course that's where we're spending tonight... 625 00:28:58,414 --> 00:28:59,633 At Kevin's. 626 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,305 Just ask for one... Just one day, Neil. 627 00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:03,813 But I guess that's too much to ask for 628 00:29:03,817 --> 00:29:06,080 from a goddamn violent drunk. 629 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:08,572 Surprise! 630 00:29:11,847 --> 00:29:13,870 Jesus, Allison. 631 00:29:15,052 --> 00:29:16,924 Okay, so it was a bad idea. 632 00:29:34,516 --> 00:29:37,693 That was the worst surprise I ever seen. 633 00:29:38,659 --> 00:29:40,534 She's so honest. 634 00:29:41,602 --> 00:29:43,831 Alexa, lights up. 635 00:29:44,425 --> 00:29:45,948 Okay. 636 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:49,609 Now Patty can see all the old ladies who came to her party. 637 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,690 What the hell is this? 638 00:29:52,199 --> 00:29:54,114 This is a party. 639 00:29:54,232 --> 00:29:55,479 Try to have fun. 640 00:29:55,974 --> 00:29:58,629 Oh, I'm so glad you're finally here. 641 00:29:58,634 --> 00:30:00,276 Oh, Kevin, that's... 642 00:30:02,196 --> 00:30:04,198 That's exactly right. 643 00:30:05,290 --> 00:30:08,380 Neil, buddy, I'm in need of some backup ASAP. 644 00:30:08,385 --> 00:30:10,325 I don't know, Kevin, I've... I've had a day. 645 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,767 Neil, now is not the time to get selfish. 646 00:30:12,772 --> 00:30:15,949 Patty's birthday is about me and my plan. 647 00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:18,512 And right now, it's in need of some serious mouth-to-mouth. 648 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,354 Alright, fine, you kiss Pete, I take Diane? 649 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,599 What? No. 650 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,620 God! How drunk are you? 651 00:30:25,686 --> 00:30:26,904 Very. 652 00:30:28,562 --> 00:30:29,917 - This is... - A lot. 653 00:30:29,922 --> 00:30:32,098 - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 654 00:30:32,103 --> 00:30:33,831 Drink up. It'll go faster. 655 00:30:33,836 --> 00:30:36,012 Uh, yeah, uh, thanks, but would... 656 00:30:36,017 --> 00:30:37,047 Would you get me a beer? 657 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:38,662 Because vodka is also... 658 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,057 - A lot. - Yeah. 659 00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:43,471 I thought I was making some progress on you, but fine. 660 00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:44,792 Beer it is. 661 00:30:45,455 --> 00:30:47,073 Try to have some fun. 662 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,157 Sure thing. 663 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,035 Allison, why is every person I sell pills to here? 664 00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:58,595 Tammy... 665 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,384 Tammy handled the... the invites 666 00:31:00,389 --> 00:31:02,042 and, you know, found your client book, 667 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:03,238 and I guess it was the bad one. 668 00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:04,440 Oh, God. 669 00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,664 Also, the investigation into Nick 670 00:31:06,669 --> 00:31:08,600 and the drug stuff, it's, um... 671 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,695 It's not entirely... It's not entirely closed. 672 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,475 - What? - You're dating her. 673 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,043 I feel like you should've known this already. 674 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,727 Why the hell would you let her plan a party 675 00:31:16,732 --> 00:31:17,933 with you in the first place? 676 00:31:17,938 --> 00:31:19,482 Because if I didn't, she would hate me more 677 00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:20,487 than she already does. 678 00:31:20,492 --> 00:31:21,855 Oh, God forbid. 679 00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:24,007 Okay, well, we'll just clear the ladies out 680 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:26,140 before they talk to her or the other cops, okay? 681 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:27,457 You just deal with Tammy and I will... 682 00:31:27,461 --> 00:31:28,972 - I will deal with this. - Mm-hmm. 683 00:31:28,977 --> 00:31:30,448 - Okay. - Yeah. 684 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,542 - Hey. - What? 685 00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:35,072 Happy birthday. 686 00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:37,923 Okay. 687 00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:43,592 And Lorraine went to nursing school for a couple of years, 688 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,315 so she can check everyone's moles for free! 689 00:31:47,087 --> 00:31:50,345 Yeah, I mean... she sounds okay. 690 00:31:50,350 --> 00:31:53,614 But, Dad, don't you think a man like you should be out there, 691 00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:55,870 you know, playing the field? 692 00:31:56,399 --> 00:31:58,784 I get out of breath if I sit up too fast. 693 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:01,939 If I play the field, I'll end up under it. 694 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,267 Well, uh, what about that Diane, huh? Huh? 695 00:32:05,608 --> 00:32:07,523 I've known her for 16 years. 696 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,493 Maybe she's been the one right under your nose all along. 697 00:32:10,498 --> 00:32:12,196 I-I mean, she was with Chuck, you know? 698 00:32:12,201 --> 00:32:14,421 Were you really lookin'? 699 00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:20,345 I'm lookin' at her now. 700 00:32:21,412 --> 00:32:23,849 She's, uh, fresh on the market, Dad. 701 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,199 Very vulnerable. 702 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,056 Yeah. H-Hey, Diane. 703 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,724 Come on over here. 704 00:32:28,943 --> 00:32:31,814 Wipe your face first, but then come on over here. 705 00:32:33,043 --> 00:32:35,045 Yeah, Diane, we were just saying, uh, 706 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,822 how great you look tonight. 707 00:32:36,827 --> 00:32:39,308 Oh, well, that's sweet. 708 00:32:39,442 --> 00:32:41,227 I've been alternating eating spoonfuls 709 00:32:41,232 --> 00:32:43,060 of peanut butter and chocolate sauce. 710 00:32:43,065 --> 00:32:44,955 No carbs that way. 711 00:32:45,561 --> 00:32:47,283 That's cute. 712 00:32:47,307 --> 00:32:49,509 Yeah, i-it's basically cooking. 713 00:32:49,702 --> 00:32:51,225 Cooking? Me? 714 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,525 No. I burn water. 715 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,673 Oh, uh, come on, I've had your water 716 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,939 at one of your game-day parties. 717 00:32:58,944 --> 00:32:59,944 Yeah. 718 00:32:59,949 --> 00:33:01,757 Gotta love a girl who loves football, huh? 719 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:04,460 Uh, yeah, I really did those for Chuck, you know? 720 00:33:04,465 --> 00:33:07,425 The only foot ball I care about is the huge bunion 721 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:09,954 that started pulsating on my foot yesterday. 722 00:33:11,713 --> 00:33:12,932 You had that looked at? 723 00:33:12,937 --> 00:33:14,283 Oh, yeah. 724 00:33:14,288 --> 00:33:15,898 But not by a doctor. 725 00:33:16,131 --> 00:33:19,395 No, uh, see, uh, I can't afford foot insurance 726 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,010 on my budget, you know? 727 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,910 So you're also in debt? 728 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,092 Oh, yeah. A lot. 729 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,761 Yeah, but... but... But I have been investing 730 00:33:30,766 --> 00:33:33,247 in essential oils, uh... 731 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,226 Let me ask you something... You boys ever think 732 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,840 about being your own boss? 733 00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:39,355 Okay, that's it. Alright, son, look, 734 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,796 I appreciate you trying to help me 735 00:33:40,801 --> 00:33:43,064 sow my wild oats, but no. 736 00:33:43,069 --> 00:33:45,027 I do not want to sleep with Diane. 737 00:33:45,032 --> 00:33:46,816 Oh, excuse me? 738 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:49,079 Who said you were gonna sleep with me? 739 00:33:49,634 --> 00:33:52,931 Geez, Diane, you couldn't give me anything to work with there? 740 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:55,207 W-What were we working on? 741 00:33:56,522 --> 00:33:59,090 I'll stick with what I have, thank you. 742 00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,777 And thank you, Diane. 743 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:03,792 I guess I see now it actually could be worse than Lorraine. 744 00:34:07,352 --> 00:34:09,931 You know, I think that worked out pretty well in the end. 745 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,884 Indeed. What do you say we, uh, 746 00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:15,004 blow this lame shindig and hit the bar? 747 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,041 Great idea! 748 00:34:16,046 --> 00:34:18,570 We can celebrate Patty's birthday without her. 749 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,140 Wait. What about Lorraine? 750 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:21,537 Oh, she'll find us. 751 00:34:30,056 --> 00:34:31,666 Okay. 752 00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:34,032 Yeah, bye. 753 00:34:35,593 --> 00:34:36,783 How do you know Patty? 754 00:34:36,788 --> 00:34:39,289 Oh, s-something like two and a half years 755 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:41,236 I've been coming to Patty. 756 00:34:41,241 --> 00:34:42,408 Not so much recently. 757 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,322 I-I stopped carrying the hair dye she likes. 758 00:34:46,491 --> 00:34:49,853 Okay, can I borrow you for just a sec? 759 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:54,077 Cindy, uh, it... it was so nice of you to have come. 760 00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:56,038 Uh, but you might want to get out of here, 761 00:34:56,043 --> 00:34:57,587 because Tammy's friends... 762 00:34:57,592 --> 00:34:59,962 Yeah, I remember who she is. 763 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:01,994 Y-You're dating cops now? 764 00:35:02,095 --> 00:35:03,748 She's also a woman. 765 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,712 Can you be shitty about that instead? 766 00:35:05,717 --> 00:35:08,372 You really think it's a good idea with what you do? 767 00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:09,573 I don't do it anymore. 768 00:35:09,578 --> 00:35:11,580 Yeah, that's kind of selfish. 769 00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:12,798 Selfish? 770 00:35:13,477 --> 00:35:14,712 Cindy, it was illegal. 771 00:35:14,717 --> 00:35:17,502 Yeah, so... so's crossing the street on a Sunday. 772 00:35:17,838 --> 00:35:19,579 These are your people. 773 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,550 W-What, were you just gonna leave them out in the cold 774 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,248 because, what, you're so high and mighty now? 775 00:35:23,252 --> 00:35:24,963 - I'm not. - That's right. 776 00:35:25,015 --> 00:35:26,277 You're not. 777 00:35:26,381 --> 00:35:28,236 But you're trying to be. 778 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:31,428 When you're ready to kick this phase 779 00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:35,002 and help us out again, give me a call. 780 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,947 See ya later. 781 00:35:42,493 --> 00:35:44,845 Oh, oh. Just... 782 00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:46,200 right there. 783 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,407 Not sure this required two people. 784 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:51,013 - Well, I wanted to include you. - No, I know. 785 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,802 That's my way of saying thank you. 786 00:35:52,807 --> 00:35:54,804 Well... can't wait to tell Patty 787 00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:57,595 that we got out of this actually liking each other. 788 00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:00,445 I don't like you. 789 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,486 That is... That's very rude. 790 00:36:04,491 --> 00:36:06,479 No, it's not. It's true. 791 00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,296 And you don't like me. It's fine. 792 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,734 People don't have to like each other. 793 00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:12,034 No, I li... I like you. 794 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,649 No, you don't. 795 00:36:13,735 --> 00:36:15,081 You don't like that I'm around all the time, 796 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:16,807 and I don't like that you are. 797 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,639 It's fine, really. 798 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:24,961 But here's the thing. 799 00:36:25,401 --> 00:36:27,264 I should be around all the time. 800 00:36:27,307 --> 00:36:29,529 Me and Patty are together, and that's the point. 801 00:36:30,182 --> 00:36:32,489 And I don't know exactly what it is you want from her, 802 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:35,845 but maybe you should just back off a little. 803 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,515 Okay. 804 00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:22,409 Is this okay or should I go somewhere else to smoke? 805 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,111 No, it's fine. 806 00:37:28,217 --> 00:37:29,851 Oh, don't do that. 807 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:33,163 I, um... I got you a carton of menthols. 808 00:37:33,289 --> 00:37:35,291 - Huh? - It was your birthday gift, 809 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,819 but it's more for me because this... 810 00:37:36,824 --> 00:37:38,826 This just bums me out. 811 00:37:41,381 --> 00:37:43,122 Oh, thanks. 812 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:44,639 Thank you. 813 00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:46,723 At least I did one thing right. 814 00:37:47,962 --> 00:37:50,219 Everyone told me you'd hate a surprise party, 815 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,177 but I thought that... 816 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,779 Whatever. I'm sorry about all this. 817 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,927 It was bad. 818 00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:07,020 - Top to bottom. - I know. 819 00:38:09,714 --> 00:38:11,455 Oh. 820 00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:15,216 But nobody's ever thrown me a surprise party before. 821 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,556 Nobody's ever thrown me a party before. 822 00:38:19,335 --> 00:38:22,692 Of course, you did it, so it was a disaster. 823 00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:25,632 But normally, I would've... 824 00:38:25,727 --> 00:38:27,381 really liked it. 825 00:38:27,386 --> 00:38:28,731 It was nice. 826 00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:31,952 Thank you. 827 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,440 So that's two nice things I've done for you? 828 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:37,770 Okay. 829 00:38:38,713 --> 00:38:40,367 Now we're tallying 'em? 830 00:38:42,144 --> 00:38:43,491 Well, I am determined that you are gonna 831 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:45,192 look back on your insane neighbor 832 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:47,200 Allison McRoberts and miss her. 833 00:39:01,195 --> 00:39:02,587 Hey. 834 00:39:03,355 --> 00:39:04,820 Jesus. 835 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:08,253 Goddamn. I'm not a goblin. 836 00:39:08,496 --> 00:39:11,519 I'm just sitting here and over 40. 837 00:39:11,931 --> 00:39:13,890 Yeah, but you're, like... 838 00:39:14,126 --> 00:39:16,607 Like, in the shadows. 839 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:19,320 That's how you're supposed to drink alone. 840 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:24,208 Well, here. 841 00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:27,507 Ah. 842 00:39:27,609 --> 00:39:29,350 You're not drinking alone. 843 00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:33,025 What's your excuse? 844 00:39:33,618 --> 00:39:36,186 Didn't feel like staying at the bar with the guys. 845 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:37,940 Is that enough? 846 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:42,554 Not when I've just been insulted and rejected 847 00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:45,518 by a man who I always thought of as my creepy uncle. 848 00:39:45,639 --> 00:39:47,162 Him and Kevin were joking. 849 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,691 To who? 850 00:39:49,482 --> 00:39:54,226 That, on top of all the Chuck mishegas means... 851 00:39:54,891 --> 00:39:57,328 I can drink this until peach-like flavor 852 00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:59,727 is coming out of my pores. 853 00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:06,196 Ah. 854 00:40:06,201 --> 00:40:08,174 But you moved out. 855 00:40:08,257 --> 00:40:09,827 That's something. 856 00:40:10,269 --> 00:40:11,879 Mm-hmm. 857 00:40:15,552 --> 00:40:18,710 I went back home again this afternoon. 858 00:40:19,456 --> 00:40:21,139 I tried. 859 00:40:21,789 --> 00:40:24,749 But it was... too hard. 860 00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:30,639 Yeah. 861 00:41:07,503 --> 00:41:09,549 Sam. What are you... 862 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:12,334 Your plan was terrible, and I can't do it. 863 00:41:12,934 --> 00:41:14,451 Okay? 864 00:41:16,038 --> 00:41:17,427 This is someone I know at City Hall 865 00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:19,412 who helped me get my liquor license. 866 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,299 It wasn't exactly above board, 867 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:22,824 but I'm sure if you're willing to pay, 868 00:41:22,829 --> 00:41:24,527 they'll get you whatever you need. 869 00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:26,951 This is it, okay? After this, I'm done. 870 00:41:26,956 --> 00:41:28,741 Whatever you're into, I'm not interested. 871 00:41:28,746 --> 00:41:30,008 No, Sam, you don't understand. 872 00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:31,473 I-I need... 873 00:41:31,478 --> 00:41:33,217 You need to what? 874 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,342 Well... 875 00:41:34,347 --> 00:41:37,951 Allison, you're stealing a death certificate. 876 00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:41,897 That's some serious scam-artist shit. 877 00:41:43,639 --> 00:41:45,819 I know you need money, but... 878 00:41:46,082 --> 00:41:48,475 never thought you'd do something like this. 879 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,154 Sam, no, I-I'm not... 880 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:53,511 I'm not stealing anything except for a piece of paper. 881 00:41:53,516 --> 00:41:55,561 I'm not trying to scam anyone. 882 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,767 I'm in trouble. 883 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,983 I'm leaving. 884 00:42:06,146 --> 00:42:08,451 I-I have to, or I'll... 885 00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:11,704 When I leave, 886 00:42:11,877 --> 00:42:14,084 Kevin can't be able to find me. 887 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,445 I need to be gone for good. 888 00:42:18,466 --> 00:42:20,147 So, um... 889 00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,974 I'm faking my own death. 890 00:42:41,883 --> 00:42:43,315 Hey. 891 00:42:44,692 --> 00:42:46,607 It's the security footage from Vermont, right? 892 00:42:46,612 --> 00:42:48,151 11-21-20? 893 00:42:48,726 --> 00:42:49,909 No, no, no, send it over. 894 00:42:49,914 --> 00:42:51,089 I've been waiting for it. 895 00:42:51,094 --> 00:42:52,471 Yeah. 896 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,323 Thanks. 897 00:43:26,978 --> 00:43:28,596 You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? 898 00:43:28,601 --> 00:43:30,065 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 899 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,623 I realized that this empty diner 900 00:43:35,628 --> 00:43:38,219 is the perfect spot to spend a blackout. 901 00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,432 You're leaving me? 902 00:43:41,015 --> 00:43:43,616 Sam got me the number of the shady guy at City Hall. 903 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,120 I'm getting the death certificate. 904 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,387 Okay. 905 00:43:47,037 --> 00:43:48,386 Police! 906 00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,349 Shouldn't we stop and talk about this? 907 00:43:50,734 --> 00:43:52,184 Where has that ever gotten us? 908 00:43:52,189 --> 00:43:53,189 Oh. 909 00:43:57,034 --> 00:44:00,034 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com