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Invader Zim
The Girl Who Cried Gnome
s02e4A (s05e09)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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Wanna buy some
Chocolate-covered

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Ninja-Star Cookies,
mister? Huh?!?!

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No, thank you!

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What are you doing?
No!... Get away! Stop...!!!

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"Perimeter warning."

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What is it this time?
I haven't the patience for...

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Girl with cookies!!!
Girl with cookies!!!

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Computer!!!
Release the robot gopher!

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Cookies!!!

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Cookies!!!

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Excellent, gopher. Just
as I programmed you to do.

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Now, complete your task!!!

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I... don't remember
programming that.

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Hey, that girl's stuck in some
kinda crazy hole of some sort!

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Call the media!

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Sweet mother of corn!
That girl's in trouble!

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How's my makeup?

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Cameras!

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OK, I can...
I can fix this!

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Think, Zim...
I am Zim!!!

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We're on TV!!!
We're on TV!!!!

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A seemingly quiet neighborhood.
An innocent Girly Ranger...

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A horrible tragedy.

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Hundreds are gathered
in front of this freakish home

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to provide emotional support.

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"Freakish home",
that's good!

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They don't suspect
a thing. Still...

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This has gotten
out of hand.

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The child has brought
unwanted attention!

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So many human eyes,
blind as they are,

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might notice something
about my secret base.

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I'll have to step up the
house's appearance

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to make it look
more normal!

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Do not be alarmed,
we are here to help you!

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Get away!
Get away!

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Oh, no.

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Mom! Dad! Look at me!
I'm in a hole!

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Roboparents!

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Cloud their minds with
some neighbourly hospitality.

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Does anybody
want muffins?

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Hi there!

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My goodness.

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It's worse than I thought!
Somebody call the president!

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That should do it for
the base. Now, GIR:

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Time for some
amazing disguises!!!

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- Hey, what's going on?
- I dunno.

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But don't eat
the muffins!

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That's Zim's house!

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Here were are at minute
four of this poor girl's ordeal.

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Moofy, how do
you feel? Moofy!

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My leg is asleep...

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Just how many more minutes
will she have to suffer before

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rescue crews can
free her? Huh?

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Why don't they
just pull her out?

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She's lodged in real good.
I heard her foot's poking out

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over in China. Plus,
she screams real scary

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whenever anybody
comes near her.

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Look at her. She's
just smiling and waving.

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She just loves the
attention. Wait a minute...

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Attention! If I can get up there,
I can expose him on national TV!

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I've recieved word that
president man himself

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is on his way to the scene
to take over this delicate,

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delicate operation.

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The Earth leader is
on his way here?

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GIR! This is getting bad,
very bad!

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Still, we may be
able to use this.

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Excuse me.
Pardon me, let me...

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Excuse me, saving the
human race here!

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Hey, watch where
you're going!

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Sorry, I have to get by. It's a...
planetary salvation thing. So just...

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You gotta buy some cookies
first to support Moofy.

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I don't have
time for this.

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The world doesn't
have time for this!

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Don't you wanna
support Moofy?

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Fine, whatever.

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Hey, this isn't money!
This is ham!

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You can't pay for
cookies with ham!

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Why was there
ham in my pocket?

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Hey! Hey!

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Get away!

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I'm only trying
to help you!

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Goodness gracious, let
me get you out of there.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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all the way from
president land,

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I give you
President Man!

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Mr. President, what
are you going to do

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to help this
help-less child?

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I pledge that this fine
girly ranger will be rescued

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with both legs intact.

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I think I may have discovered
a way to end Moofy's pain.

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To end all your pain.

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Zim!

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Mr. President Man, since the
unfortunate filthy ranger

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won't let anyone close
enough to rescue her,

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the only way to get her out
will be to use sonic vibrations.

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- Sonic vibrations?!?!
- Silence!!!

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And yes.

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Using a giant nuclear-powered
shaking machine, we can shake

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the entire Earth,
jarring the poor girl loose.

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We don't have
that technology.

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You can borrow mine!

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A machine like that would
destroy the surface of the planet!

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- All life as we know...
- It just might work.

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People love shakin'!

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GIR! Let's get out of here!
Soon, the Earth will shake

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until all the humans
are nothing but soup.

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Soup!!!

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You, get me the nuclear
people on the phone!

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- I want those vibrations.
- Yes, sir!

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Wait! I have
a better plan.

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- Who's that crazy boy?
- Just tunnel under her.

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She'll never know you're 
coming so she can't fight it,

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and her leg will be fine.
And, if you just happen

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to find an alien
base down there,

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you can destroy it.

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What's he talking about?
Where's the charts?

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Where's the pretty pictures?
This plan is stupid.

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I have the... nuclear
people on the line.

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If you shake the Earth,
we'll all be destroyed!

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That's what
Zim wants.

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That's a chance we're
all going to have to take.

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Get him out of...

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Wait a minute.
Are those...

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Chocolate
Ninja-Star Cookies?

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Yes!
Yes, they are.

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I love Ninja-Star Cookies.

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I'll make you a trade.

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At last, GIR, we're finally
through with this horrible planet.

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Thanks to this delicious boy,
we have a new plan

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for freeing young Moofy.

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We are gonna use
this digging machine.

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The Dib. The Dib! I don't
care how delicious he is,

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he's evil! Now
they'll find the base.

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There's only one
thing I can do.

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You gonna make biscuits?
You gonna make biscuits?

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You gonna make biscuits?!
You gonna make biscuits?!?!

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No, GIR. Never.

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I never want you to mention
biscuits ever again.

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Hey, what's that
floppy guy doing?

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He's gonna
rip her leg off!

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Get off my lawn,
cookie beast.

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No! I'm gonna be
on TV forever!

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And so, the saga of Moofy
comes to a happy end,

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thanks the the efforts
of this mysterious hero.

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No one knows who he was
or where he came from,

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but we all know that
he is here, in our hearts.

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It's not a mystery.
It's Zim! He's an alien,

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he lives right here!
He tried to destroy us all!

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Hey,
I really am stuck!

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Wait, come back!

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Help!!!

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Help...

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Subtitles: Ainee