1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,020 Sometimes things work out. 2 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:05,520 Sometimes they don't. 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:11,260 Sometimes no matter how well you plan your foundation, the roof falls in. 4 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,820 Kaboom! Nothing left but the rafters. 5 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:19,600 Take my best friend Gary, a man born to have kids. 6 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:25,800 Instead, he's got a newspaper that tells tomorrow's news, and one about to be... 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,960 Are we ready? Ex-wife. 8 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:30,679 Guess so. 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:37,160 Which goes to show, when it comes to the future, it's not what you know that 10 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,160 counts. 11 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,300 It's what you do when you get there. 12 00:01:23,370 --> 00:01:24,370 In single life. 13 00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:25,610 Again. 14 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:27,410 Welcome back, buddy. We meet again. 15 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:29,910 Thanks a lot. 16 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:31,170 Garrett, look. 17 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,730 It's gonna take some time. But believe me, you're better off without it. 18 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,230 You really think that, don't you? 19 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,110 You gotta get into the spirit of things. 20 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,690 Look around you. Look at all these chicks. 21 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,110 Look at her. 22 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:48,090 Garrett, you are a free man. Think about it. The thrill of the hunt. All the 23 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,090 action. 24 00:01:49,670 --> 00:01:51,090 Cold pizza for breakfast. 25 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:52,330 Exactly. 26 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,370 You know what she said to me? 27 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:55,750 Who? 28 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,130 Marcia. 29 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:59,050 Where the lawyer's office. 30 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,790 She turns around to me. You know what she said? 31 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,010 She wants your back. 32 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:04,430 I give up. 33 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:08,610 She said to him. 34 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:10,070 No hard feelings, huh? 35 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:12,150 How's that? 36 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:13,710 It's been fun. 37 00:02:14,910 --> 00:02:15,910 Call me sometime. 38 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:19,570 Yeah, that's right. 39 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,309 Thank you. 40 00:02:21,310 --> 00:02:22,310 Come on, the Cubs. 41 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,810 We're losing again. 42 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:24,930 What else is new? 43 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:28,350 Hey, Cheech, give me another crown. I gotta go. Wait a minute. What do you 44 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:31,350 mean you're going? Would you sit down? Get him a drink, too. Will you relax, 45 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,410 please? I can't. I gotta go. Where? 46 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:36,050 7-Eleven over on Dunsby. 47 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,390 Oh, buddy. 48 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,450 That's bad. 49 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,850 I know you're hurting, but hanging around convenience stores. 50 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:44,090 Stick around. As your friend, I refuse to let you go. 51 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:45,450 Chucky? 52 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,190 Actually, I could use a slurpee. 53 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,470 Chucky? Amy Hensley. 54 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,140 Who? Chuck! 55 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:55,140 There's a feed over here. 56 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:57,800 Who's that? A doctor. 57 00:02:58,420 --> 00:02:59,420 Really? 58 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,940 Chuck! Don't look over there. Chucky! 59 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,220 Wait a second, Chucky. She seems to like you. Maybe we... Chuck! 60 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:08,440 Chuck Fishman! 61 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:14,340 Look, it was two years ago. Steamboat Springs. 62 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,100 A junket. I was desperate. 63 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,860 She's been stalking me ever since. 64 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Okay? 65 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,500 Can't wait. 66 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:25,700 Gary, come on. Move. 67 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:27,900 Go. Now. 68 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,780 That's what I have to look forward to. 69 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,980 You call that the thrill of the hunt? 70 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:39,480 Hey, sometimes you gotta take what you can get. Oh, that's a motto to live by. 71 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:42,560 But not you. You're gonna make out like gangbusters. You're a good-looking kid. 72 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,920 You know, you're one of those aw-shucks kind of guys that girls really go for. 73 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,440 You got nothing to worry about. 74 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,840 Of course, you live in a dump. But you get tomorrow's newspaper, which I may 75 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,660 add is one hell of an icebreaker. Uh-huh. 76 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,320 Hey, you gotta use what you got, buddy. 77 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,840 I mean, it's a jungle out there. 78 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:00,760 Dating game Darwinist. Only the strong survive. 79 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,180 You're gonna do good at this, trust me. I was good at being married. 80 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,880 Which explains why you're here with me tonight. 81 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,560 Sorry. 82 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,680 Forget about her. What do you got to lose? 83 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,000 What do you mean, what have I got to lose? A family? A home? Kids? You know I 84 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:15,939 want kids? 85 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,420 Why? What do you mean, why? 86 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:18,779 Nothing but trouble. 87 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,860 Gotta change their diapers and all that. You're not in ruling. 88 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,020 Okay, 89 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,220 we're going to do this thing, right? 90 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:31,380 Jimmy, Roy, I know what you're planning on doing. Don't do it. The guy behind 91 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:33,040 the counter in there has got a sawed-off shotgun. 92 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:36,620 He's got no marksmanship. At least, here's 50 bucks. That's all you're going 93 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,620 to get anyway, all right? 94 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,380 You know what? You've got a chance for a scholarship. You've got a girlfriend at 95 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,340 home who loves you. What do you want to throw all that away for, huh? 96 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:53,330 something about your muffler. 97 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:55,610 Let's go. 98 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,450 Where were we? 99 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:01,770 All right. As long as we're on this side of town, nothing's lost. 100 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,770 We can catch the Jackie Chan Festival of the Arts. 101 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,350 Starts at 8.15. 102 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:08,090 Perfect. 103 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:12,830 Is this going to take long? I hate missing the coming attractions. 104 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:17,310 Hi, Molly. You going somewhere? 105 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:18,730 Who are you? 106 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:26,290 Parents hate me, and I hate them. 107 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,290 No, I don't think so. 108 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:31,230 Look, your mom, she's sorry she yelled at you. 109 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:33,650 And your dad, he's very proud of your math scores. 110 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,210 But they forgot my birthday. 111 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:39,970 No. 112 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:43,250 Look in the back of the garage. There's a brand new blue 10-speed. 113 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,530 Why don't you go back inside? It's past your bedtime. 114 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:48,810 Go. 115 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:04,630 8.20? 116 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:05,930 We blew it. 117 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,990 Okay, plan B. We're downtown. 118 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:14,229 The Bruin View. 119 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:15,930 They're showing Jaws 1 through 4. 120 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,370 Perfect. We're in time for Jaws 3. That's in 3D. 121 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:24,510 Hey, Garrett, did you hear me? I said that's in 3D. 122 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,020 You're nickel short. Hey, what's the hold up? 123 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,960 She has food stamps. Now she's a nickel short. 124 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,520 All right, what do you want me to put back? 125 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,140 I... How about the milk? 126 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,400 No, I need that. 127 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,060 The bologna. No. 128 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,060 Look, couldn't I just owe you the money? I live just down the street. I come here 129 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,580 all the time. What about the bread? 130 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,720 Yo, come on. 131 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,470 It belonged to my grandfather. 132 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,530 They told me it would bring me luck. 133 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,730 Yeah? 134 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,070 Well, it hasn't worked so far. 135 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:13,869 Hold it. 136 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:14,870 She'll pay with it. 137 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:23,330 Thank you. I can pay you back. Oh, yeah, I know you can. 138 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:27,470 He's a 1913 Liberty Head nickel. He was kind of a fella for just over a million 139 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:28,470 dollars. 140 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:30,050 Take it to a rare coin dealer. 141 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:32,450 Seems like you should keep it in the family. 142 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,210 All right, are you done? We can still make it. We got five minutes. 143 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:40,310 Hey, Gare. 144 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:42,450 I'm gonna stop. 145 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,030 You're impossible. 146 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:50,550 You can't let this gig be all-consuming. I mean, even Batman had a social life. 147 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,990 You remember all those parties at Wayne Manor? 148 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,030 You're forgetting about the little people. 149 00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:57,370 You're friends. 150 00:07:58,090 --> 00:08:00,270 What about my needs, Gare? 151 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:01,470 Just take a minute. 152 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,090 Senator. 153 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,390 Not tonight. 154 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:08,110 See the guy over there with the bull fat? 155 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:11,750 He'd love to get a picture of you, young lady, and he's not a bull. 156 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:15,110 And don't forget, it's an election year. 157 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:18,150 Let's get the hell out of here. 158 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:25,890 What were you saying? 159 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,570 No. 160 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:33,850 What were we saying? 161 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:40,150 Yeah, kid. How can she not want kids? A wild guess, because she doesn't. 162 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,690 She did when we met. 163 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:43,030 She said that. 164 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:46,350 Well, not in so many words, but God just figures that. 165 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,570 And she gets a job at the law firm now. 166 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:51,190 Well, you know, Gary, people change. I mean, look at you. 167 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,330 Well, yeah, a lot of people have families. Instead, I get a cat. 168 00:08:57,330 --> 00:09:00,170 Heroes never have it easy. 169 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:04,930 The only reason anyone would ever call me a hero is because I get this paper 170 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:05,930 here. 171 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,970 Maybe you get that paper because you're a hero. 172 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,610 What are you talking about? Hero? 173 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:17,790 Can't even say my own marriage. 174 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,170 Zeke. 175 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,090 What? That's what I was going to name him. Who? 176 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:26,410 My son. 177 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:28,190 The first one I named him. 178 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,530 Well, 179 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:30,970 what if it was a girl? 180 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:34,650 Zeke. 181 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:35,950 Oh. 182 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,030 Well, that makes it easy. 183 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,590 Who's going to play hockey, you know? 184 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,390 Zeke. Yeah. The boy or the girl? Doesn't matter. 185 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:43,590 Oh. 186 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:44,830 Basking. 187 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:49,010 Go camping, sleep under the stars, hang out at the circus. You know I like the 188 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,330 circus. Do you want to talk about this or not? 189 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,790 I mean, because if you do, there's plenty of time if you don't want to have 190 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:54,790 a kid. 191 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:55,910 People have them every day. 192 00:09:57,650 --> 00:09:58,650 Oh, you're telling me. 193 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:00,210 What? 194 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,470 I'm ready. You're not going to believe this. 195 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,750 What? 196 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,730 You're not going to believe that. 197 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,410 Okay, here's the deal. 198 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:10,910 I had this dream last night. Ralston Purina up six points. 199 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:11,969 What do you say? 200 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:13,130 You're dreaming stocks. 201 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:17,730 I'm dreaming condos in Aspen, a house in Lake Geneva. Check it out in the papers. 202 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:21,290 It's worth a try. 203 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:24,710 What? 204 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,970 There is a story here that might interest you. 205 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:28,930 Really? 206 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,630 Why am I suddenly suspicious? 207 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,210 No, no, no, no. It's good. 208 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,750 It's good. 209 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,050 Oh, yeah? 210 00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:36,390 Well, where is it? 211 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:37,410 Sports? Financial? 212 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:42,830 Here you go, bud. 213 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,030 Pay yourself. 214 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:49,390 Seven. My lucky number. Guys, this is great. I promise I'll give you seven. 215 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,050 Oh, my God. 216 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,250 Oh, no. 217 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,280 The Storch came to Chicago on the downtown alley yesterday afternoon in 218 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,320 the unlikely person of Chuck Fishman, local stockbroker. 219 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:10,160 Battling time and rush hour conditions, Fishman came to the rescue of housewife 220 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:13,220 Ann Kellogg when she unexpectedly went into labor. 221 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:18,280 I'm not doing it. Mother and daughter were reported in excellent condition at 222 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,280 Cook County Hospital. 223 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,239 Had a way, Dr. 224 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,340 Kildare. I'm not doing it. What's wrong, Chuck? You're going to be a hero. 225 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,860 Groovy. Well, but guess what? 226 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,540 Chuck ain't doing it. Why? 227 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,480 The paper says it turns out fine. What is it? Some kind of joke? 228 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,740 What is today? April Fool's? 229 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,160 No. 230 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,479 Nixon's birthday? 231 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,060 Oh, I know. This is to get back at me for that time I short-cheated your bed 232 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,520 in college. Is that it? Oh, no, no. 233 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,840 Oh, I know. It's when I put that warm water on your wrist and you peed your 234 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,040 pants. I don't think you have a choice. 235 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,060 Sure I do. And here it is. 236 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,500 No. There. 237 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:49,940 Selection made. 238 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,960 And you're in the men's room, young lady. 239 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:56,480 Call me crazy, but that man has a problem with the miracle of childbirth. 240 00:11:57,180 --> 00:12:00,400 Hey, Chuck, don't you think you're overreacting here a little bit? Yeah? 241 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,419 How's that? 242 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,159 How's that? 243 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,240 It says in the paper the mother and the baby are going to be fine. 244 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,880 Oh, sure. Then? Well, so what's the problem? 245 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,100 What's the problem? 246 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,920 I'll tell you the problem. 247 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:15,180 The problem is... Fluids. 248 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Fluids. 249 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880 Yeah. 250 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,280 You know, like... Blood and stuff. 251 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,460 Childbirth. 252 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:34,180 Look, I've never told this to anyone before, but in the seventh grade, in 253 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,160 biology class, you know, when you have to dissect the frog. 254 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:41,220 Well, I opened mine up and there was a duck in it. Really? 255 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760 Weird duck. 256 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:47,460 Chuck, delivering a baby is not the same as dissecting a frog. 257 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,380 Close enough. 258 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,260 Hey, I'll tell you what. 259 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,020 Maybe it's a different Chuck Fishmilk. 260 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,890 Just happens to look exactly like me. 261 00:12:57,650 --> 00:13:00,610 I don't think so. Well, this is why I tell you never to show me that paper. 262 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:01,710 Now you know how I feel. 263 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,910 Yeah? Except unlike you, I'm not putting up with it. 264 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:06,950 Mm-hmm. 265 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,410 Kellogg. Kellogg. Ann Kellogg. 266 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,330 I'm out of here. 267 00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,910 There she is. I knew I'd find her. 268 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,430 Come on. Come on. You know this is probably futile. 269 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:22,250 What are you talking about? 270 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,140 We're being good neighbors. 271 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,840 If you were going to pop out a baby on the grimy floor of a public conveyance, 272 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,380 you'd want a little advance notice as well. 273 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,880 You're concerned touching. 274 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,060 God, what an appetite. 275 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Look at her go. 276 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,380 Okay. Wish me luck, dude. Just out of curiosity, what are you going to tell 277 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,580 her? I don't know, but I'll think of something. 278 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,800 I'm quick on my feet. 279 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,580 Sir. The girl from the bar. 280 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,290 I'll be right back. 281 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:03,710 Yeah. 282 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,130 Yes? Hi. 283 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,650 I'm Chuck Borkowski. 284 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:12,670 You don't know me. 285 00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:15,410 Bordell. 286 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,000 Not now. Please. 287 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,100 Hey, lady! Stop! 288 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,239 Don't drop! 289 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,199 Don't drop! 290 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,200 Get a light! 291 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:13,930 Next time, keep your opinions to yourself, creep. 292 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,910 Get pregnant. The whole world thinks they're your obstetrician. 293 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,550 Success. She's taking a cab. It worked. 294 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,550 Okay, now check the paper. See what it says. 295 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,050 What? 296 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:31,370 Congratulations. 297 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:32,850 Twins. 298 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:39,270 So, you handing out cigars? 299 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:40,530 Very funny. 300 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,260 The stork came early to a downtown elevator yesterday afternoon in the 301 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:47,700 person of stockbroker Chuck Fisher. All right, that's enough. Who came to the 302 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,240 Avon expecting mother and delivered twins. 303 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,220 So where would this elevator be? 304 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,200 It doesn't say. Somewhere in Chicago. 305 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,539 Who's the lucky mom? 306 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,840 Name will tell by request. 307 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,379 Not fair. 308 00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,780 I don't know what I did to deserve this. 309 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,420 You're asking us that question? 310 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:06,520 I can't believe you didn't... Oh, great. 311 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,720 Hey, guys, I gotta go. 312 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,700 Yeah, thanks for all your help, Gare. You know, you're being really weird 313 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,600 about this. It's just basic biology. 314 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,360 All right. It's pretty simple. 315 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,120 First, the mother's water breaks. 316 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,300 Well, actually, it's not water. It's amniotic fluid from inside the uterus. 317 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,700 Then the contraction begins. 318 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,879 She pushes. 319 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,560 You help receive the baby. You cut the umbilical cord and wash out the 320 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,920 placenta. And then you... Stop it! 321 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,700 This isn't biology. This is poltergeist. 322 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,560 You know, Chuck, you can't run from fate. 323 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,650 Sooner or later, it's going to catch up. 324 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,470 Maybe I can't run, but I can hide. 325 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,190 In my apartment, under my bed, 35 floors up. 326 00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:46,010 Barring the woman rappelling down my chimney, I ought to be all right. 327 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,150 I'll see you later. I'm getting out of here. 328 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,039 You're telling me. 329 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,579 Wipe back the lami again. 330 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,660 Keep telling her. Salad. Green. 331 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,980 No, no. I mean the hole. 332 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,239 What about it? 333 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,520 It's in the wrong place. 334 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:16,839 It's got to be hidden. 335 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,240 Hey, it's right there. 336 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,180 Hey, make a wish. 337 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,859 You didn't move it, did you? What? The hole. 338 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:24,339 No. 339 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,020 Wait. Look, I'm telling you. You got the wrong... 340 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:45,910 Not again. 341 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,610 Buddy, something wrong? 342 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,690 Hang on, I'll be right back! 343 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:55,670 Keep grilling. 344 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,510 Okay. 345 00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,070 Walk Tom. 346 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:41,810 Don't panic. Stay calm. 347 00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,030 You can do this. No problem. 348 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,349 Where is she? 349 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,450 Who? The woman you were just talking to. 350 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,810 She went out the back. 351 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480 You know who she is? 352 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:12,580 Who? 353 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200 The woman we were just talking about. 354 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,440 Sir, I really can't give out that kind of information. I mean, does she live 355 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,740 around here? Does she come in here often? Is she married? 356 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,220 Sir, don't you have anything better to do? 357 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:29,340 No, I don't have anything better to... Oh, God. 358 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,680 Dr. 359 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,780 Handelman, there's a Dr. Schweitzer here to see you. 360 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:06,460 Hi. Have you ever delivered a baby? 361 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880 Sure. 362 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:13,230 On a train or in an elevator with things flying around and wind blowing? 363 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,010 No, but I guess that I could. 364 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,210 Good. 365 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:22,830 Do you mind if I stay here for a while? 366 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:29,730 Good morning. 367 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:31,930 What's so good about it? 368 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:33,930 Did it rain or something? 369 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,790 No. Oh, by the way, you have a visitor. 370 00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:38,900 Where? In your room. 371 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,320 I let her in. 372 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:42,860 She said she was your wife. 373 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,620 Right. 374 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,220 Ah. 375 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:01,520 You gotta be joking, right? 376 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,680 No. She came to your hotel room? Why? 377 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,920 I'm not sure exactly. 378 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:11,390 Well, what did she say? She said she wanted to talk. She said... I've been 379 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:12,690 thinking... About? 380 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250 About us. 381 00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:21,530 Us? You've been thinking about us as in yesterday at the lawyer's office? Us? 382 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:23,650 I don't know. You seem different. 383 00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:24,990 More involved. 384 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:29,290 But, Marcia, I think... Is there someone new in your life? 385 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:34,610 And you said... I think you should go. 386 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,560 I know this sounds crazy, but if you want, we could have dinner. 387 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,040 You know, sometime. 388 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,140 Well, you know, I... How about tonight? 389 00:22:55,820 --> 00:23:00,820 Huh? And you said... I told her I'd think about it. Oh, brother. Well, what 390 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:02,240 am I supposed to do? She's my wife. 391 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,760 My ex-wife. 392 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,340 For the moment, anyway. 393 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,200 I'm telling you, this thing's driving me crazy. 394 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:14,140 I mean, I got the paper, I got Marcia. 395 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:19,340 You know, I keep... I just keep getting distracted. 396 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,760 How's Chuck? 397 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,560 Last I saw him, fine. 398 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,300 Yeah. 399 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,740 This ought to be safe. 400 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,060 Oh, dear. 401 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,120 Oh, no. 402 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,520 So, how'd it go downtown? 403 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,480 What? The water main break? 404 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,720 Did you stop it? 405 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,500 Not exactly. 406 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320 Distracted again, huh? 407 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:11,640 Well, let's just say that I'm lucky it wasn't something more serious. 408 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,340 Oh, boy. 409 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:16,520 This wasn't here before. 410 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:21,679 Amy, listen. 411 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,639 Anything, Chuck? 412 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,600 Do you really think this is a good idea? I mean, here in your office? I can't put 413 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,579 my appointment. 414 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:28,300 What about your secretary? I sent her home. 415 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,099 Oh, no. 416 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,060 Well, what if something happens like... Do you remember that night, Chuck? 417 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,000 Yeah, yeah, but what if there's an emergency? 418 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,359 Do you want me to get you a drink? 419 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,900 Don't you have to be here? I mean, what if you're not ready and they walk in and 420 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,420 then... I'm ready. 421 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,120 No, that's not what I mean. 422 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,900 You were amazing. 423 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,060 Amy, listen. Amy, I... I was? 424 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,540 Mm-hmm. 425 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,960 Listen, I'm going to deliver a baby. 426 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,340 Fine with me. 427 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:54,540 Chuck? See you later. Oh, Chucky? 428 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,840 Chucky! Hey! 429 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200 Him again. 430 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,140 Turn that thing off. What thing? 431 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,359 The pump. 432 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,800 What? He wants you to turn the thing off. 433 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,660 What thing? The pump. Why? 434 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,480 Why? Because you're going to black out half the city. 435 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,140 Because you're going to black out half the city. 436 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:26,230 Hold. Thank you, Johnson. 437 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,150 No. Take the elevator. 438 00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:34,690 No. 439 00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,130 Hold it. 440 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,320 Press 35, please. 441 00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,460 Thank you. 442 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,280 How you doing? 443 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,560 Oh, a lot of laundry. 444 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,340 Laundry day, huh? 445 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,480 This is the last time I'm telling you this is serious. 446 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:09,960 So what are you, some kind of electrician or something? 447 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,480 Wait a minute, I got it. 448 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,040 Whatchamacallit. 449 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,680 Clairvoyant, right? Like on TV. 450 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:18,160 Or that guy, Gene Dixon. 451 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,860 No, no, I'm Superman. 452 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,180 The difference being Superman had a license. job and a girl 453 00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,510 Popular floor. 454 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:44,130 What are you looking at? 455 00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:47,450 Nothing. 456 00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:57,970 So, when do you do? 457 00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:00,089 Excuse me? 458 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:01,630 You look like you're ready to go. 459 00:28:02,410 --> 00:28:03,410 Any second. 460 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,050 I tell you what. 461 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:10,010 Why don't I give you the date that I conceived and you and I can do the math 462 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:11,010 together? 463 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,880 Unbelievable. 464 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,160 Hey! How come this pump's not running? 465 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,680 Uh, I... I told him to turn it off. 466 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,120 Oh, you did, did you? 467 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,520 And whose authority? 468 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640 Superman. 469 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:12,980 There's two people on it. 470 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:23,940 What did you do? 471 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:25,600 Me? Nothing. 472 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,820 Still just the two of us, right? 473 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,140 Oh, okay. 474 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,140 Now let's get this baby moving again. 475 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,600 Oh, no, no, no. Not your baby. This baby. The elevator. 476 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:40,660 Now... I'm probably pretty good at this. 477 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,199 It's stuck. 478 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,280 Yeah. Well, no problem. I mean, these kinds of things happen all the time. 479 00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,659 You okay? 480 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:03,340 I'm fine. I mean, okay. Here we are. We're trapped in the elevator. 481 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,480 No reason for anyone to panic. 482 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:07,140 What was that? 483 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,020 What? That noise. I burped. Oh, well, that's okay. 484 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:14,580 I mean, I just thought you're still okay. 485 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,160 I mean, nothing's like leaking. Would you do me a favor? 486 00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:21,680 Sure. Would you sit down and shut up? You're a strange man, and you're making 487 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,680 me nervous. 488 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,440 Okay, everyone be patient. The rescue squad's tied up at the handcuffs. 489 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,340 Keep those people back. Excuse me, officer. 490 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,480 I have a friend that lives in this building. Is there something wrong? 491 00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,000 Elevator's stuck, 28th floor. 492 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:40,840 Are there people on it? You bet. 493 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,240 Do you know who they are? 494 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,600 Not by name, but I can tell you this. One of them's pregnant. One of them's 495 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600 scared. 496 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,120 What's going on? 497 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,460 Not much. Take it in. 498 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:55,700 Where is everybody? 499 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,580 That's the funny thing about bars. 500 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:01,190 No food, no TV, no lights. People tend not to hang around. 501 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,750 Well, how bad is it? Half the city's blacked out. 502 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:09,550 Rumor is some jackass downtown put the plug in the wrong socket. 503 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:11,050 That's not true. 504 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,250 What? 505 00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:17,590 You got something to drink? 506 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:18,930 Your choice. 507 00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:20,090 Water or melted ice. 508 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,590 Did you ever have a bad day, Mike? 509 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,310 What do you call this? 510 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:30,760 No, I mean one of those bad days, a really bad day where everything goes 511 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,360 wrong. You mean like the day I got married? 512 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,300 First of all, it rained. 513 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,660 Buckets. Then the hors d'oeuvres turned brown. 514 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,260 Then the mother-in-law breaks her tooth on a wedding cake. 515 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,440 I should have known right then. 516 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,500 Yeah. 517 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,280 Maybe it'd all be worth it if there was someone to come home to, huh? 518 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:50,860 Someone to care about. 519 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:53,660 What? 520 00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:54,940 Fountain? 521 00:32:00,070 --> 00:32:01,390 McGinty. Hey, he's right here. 522 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,710 Okay, I'll tell him. 523 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:09,590 Maritza. Says to come quick. Your pal Fishman's in trouble. 524 00:32:10,170 --> 00:32:11,930 Something about cutting open a frog? 525 00:32:15,690 --> 00:32:16,690 Hello? 526 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,410 Hello, anyone there? 527 00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:21,450 I'll give you a buck to answer. 528 00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:24,170 Okay, make it 50. 529 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,990 This is the building, Super. 530 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,310 It's the building, Super. 531 00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:28,590 I'm sure I'm thrilled. 532 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,990 Hello? 533 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:31,870 We're working on getting you down. 534 00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:33,090 Good. When? 535 00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:34,390 Well, we don't know. 536 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:36,210 Maybe an hour. An hour. 537 00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:37,429 Hang on. 538 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,550 When did you say you were due? 539 00:32:38,810 --> 00:32:39,810 A month. 540 00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:40,990 An hour is too long. 541 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,670 Can't you just pry the doors open? 542 00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:43,869 No good. 543 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:45,150 You're stuck between floors. 544 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,190 That's okay. We'll take that chance. 545 00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:49,670 Forget it. Bad idea. 546 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:52,550 Hang on. 547 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:54,750 That was a burp again, wasn't it? 548 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,200 I heard burp. 549 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,160 I'm going to have the baby. 550 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,580 Uh, Houston, we have a problem. 551 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800 Marissa? 552 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,940 Hey, I'm glad you're here. What's happening? 553 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,280 The elevator, huh? In the elevator. And there's no power. No, I haven't heard 554 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,280 anything. 555 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:26,900 What are you doing now? 556 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,660 One, two, three. 557 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,200 I'm having contractions. I hope you're proud of yourself. 558 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,260 One, two. Oh, my God. 559 00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:37,290 Try counting backwards. Maybe it'll reverse the process. 560 00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:39,230 You're really a train wreck, you know that? 561 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,050 Not my fault. 562 00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:43,410 I didn't want to open up that thing. I'm wrong! 563 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:45,270 Gare, 564 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,250 is that you? 565 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,930 Gare, you gotta help me. 566 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:51,310 Someone's in a lot of trouble. 567 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:52,570 All right, now listen. What's her name? 568 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:53,930 Not her. Me. 569 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,550 One, two, three. 570 00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:56,709 Come here. 571 00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:58,130 Chuck. Come here. 572 00:33:58,630 --> 00:33:59,630 Hang on. 573 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:00,790 One, two, three. 574 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:02,169 One, two. 575 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:03,170 Closer. 576 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:10,260 Bottom line, if you make this any more difficult, when this is over, I will 577 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:12,120 hunt you down. 578 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,060 Isn't that clear? 579 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,659 Getting serious, pal. All right, now listen. Keep your head. You can do this. 580 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,219 No, I can't. Yes, you can. 581 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,219 No, I can't. Yes, you can. You've got to. Listen. 582 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,520 You're the only one there is. 583 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:25,958 You're it. 584 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,020 You're the guy in the elevator. 585 00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:30,120 Sometimes that's all the hero is, Chuck. The guy who's there. 586 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,420 All right? 587 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:33,679 Chuck? 588 00:34:36,069 --> 00:34:37,590 Chuck? Chuck? 589 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,110 Chuck? 590 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,310 What is that? 591 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,790 It's not brake fluid. 592 00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:53,670 Chuck? 593 00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:55,830 Chuck? 594 00:34:56,949 --> 00:34:57,950 Chuck? 595 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,760 Chuck? 596 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,180 Chuck, 597 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:28,380 you all right? 598 00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:13,010 How is he? 599 00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:15,170 You wake him up and I kill you both. 600 00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:18,130 Is 601 00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:26,730 the 602 00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:27,730 elevator fixed yet? 603 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:31,550 No, the paramedics are on the way. What are they going to do, haul me out on a 604 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:32,550 winch? 605 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,690 Look, maybe we can call your doctor. Sailing in the Caribbean. 606 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,910 Well, maybe there's something else... Oh, look! 607 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:41,730 Mister. 608 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,960 It's you and me. 609 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,740 Are you going to pass out too, or are you going to help? 610 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:48,020 Because I've got to bring two kids into the world. 611 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,560 Are you with me or not? 612 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,280 Okay. 613 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,640 Where's the mother? 614 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,080 What, there? 615 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,860 Come on, you're doing fine. Just keep pushing. 616 00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:39,200 I can't. 617 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:41,000 Yes, you can. You're doing fine. 618 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:42,420 Just keep... Come on. 619 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:50,660 Come on, keep pushing. You're doing great. 620 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,700 Keep pushing. 621 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:53,920 You're doing fine. Keep pushing. 622 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:56,690 Come on. 623 00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:58,470 Wait, I think I see something. 624 00:37:58,770 --> 00:37:59,770 I think it's the head. 625 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:06,150 Come on, keep pushing. Gary? 626 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:07,690 Keep pushing. Come on. Gary? 627 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:09,590 Come on, I can see the head. Keep pushing now. 628 00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:11,890 Come on, keep pushing. One more. 629 00:38:12,270 --> 00:38:13,510 One more push. Come on. 630 00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:14,790 Come on. 631 00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:16,010 Come on, one more time. 632 00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:28,310 You got a baby boy. 633 00:38:28,770 --> 00:38:29,770 You got a boy. 634 00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:32,590 You got yourself a baby boy here. 635 00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:34,670 He's proud, isn't he? 636 00:38:35,510 --> 00:38:36,830 You got a little mom, buddy. 637 00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:39,230 Congratulations. 638 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,830 We're not done yet. Oh! 639 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,250 Gary? 640 00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:04,130 We're having twins up here. 641 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,110 Power's back on. They're coming back down. 642 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:36,370 Chuck, wake up. 643 00:39:39,150 --> 00:39:40,150 Come on, wake up. 644 00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:48,530 Here. 645 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,350 Start dropping them now. 646 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:52,710 Chuck, here they come. Ready or not. 647 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,030 Go see Uncle Charles. 648 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:25,890 to repeat sometimes things work out sometimes they don't whether or not 649 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:30,590 you've got a crystal ball life is a search for answers and everybody's 650 00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:37,510 looking all at the same time in the same general place which is 651 00:40:37,510 --> 00:40:39,670 probably why we keep tripping over each other 652 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:49,590 Excuse me. 653 00:40:49,670 --> 00:40:54,490 I'd love to meet someone here at 12 after 5. Well, in that case, you're 654 00:40:54,490 --> 00:40:55,468 early. 655 00:40:55,470 --> 00:40:57,770 Well, that's it. Oh, I wouldn't pay no attention to that. 656 00:40:58,070 --> 00:40:59,890 Box is 12 after 5 all day long. 657 00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:02,150 It's been busted for a while. 658 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:03,770 I've got to admit, it's confusing. 659 00:41:04,270 --> 00:41:05,270 Somebody ought to fix it. 660 00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:13,770 Roger. I can't make it for dinner tonight. 661 00:41:14,530 --> 00:41:16,110 No, no, not tomorrow night either. 662 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:32,470 It's a miracle, fellas. 663 00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:35,250 I'm telling you, there's nothing like it. 664 00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:41,030 Being there at the outset, holding life in these hands. I bet one of them wins 665 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:42,030 the Nobel Prize. 666 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:44,490 So, who's buying anyway? 667 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:50,670 So, here's to life. 668 00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:52,830 The ups, the downs. 669 00:41:53,230 --> 00:41:58,310 Twists, the turns, the whole mixed up, unpredictable mess of it. 670 00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:03,170 Just remember to keep your spirits up and your eyes wide open. 671 00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:10,270 And remember, there's always tomorrow.