1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:02,570 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:03,791 This kills me. 3 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,739 "Sasquatch stole my phone"? 4 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,618 What's Bigfoot going to do with a phone? 5 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:08,829 Go on Tinder? 6 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,048 He can't go on Tinder. 7 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,317 His profile picture would be too blurry. 8 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,709 How can anyone be stupid enough 9 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:14,061 to believe in Sasquatch? 10 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,491 I mean, what kind of bonehead would-- 11 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,017 Oh yeah, right, I forgot. You believe. 12 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,760 Well, I wouldn't say I "believe" believe. 13 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,111 I'm just open-minded 14 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,280 to the possibility 15 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:22,975 of a huge, hairy, primordial primate 16 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,023 strolling through the countryside 17 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,067 undetected. 18 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,682 I'm sorry, 19 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,382 but I won't be getting on board until there's some proof. 20 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,769 Oh, sure, but you believe in gravity. 21 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:30,772 Pardon? 22 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:31,603 Gravity. 23 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,730 You've never seen it. 24 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,161 You can't hear it, you can't feel it. 25 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,168 If I pushed you off a roof, 26 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:36,039 you'd feel it. 27 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,079 You can't smell it. 28 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,914 At least you can smell a Sasquatch. 29 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,651 It's like a diarrhetic skunk, according to eyewitnesses. 30 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:42,653 And nose-witnesses. 31 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,134 How about unicorns? 32 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,394 I hear they smell like lavender and fresh muffins. 33 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,697 You believe in them too? 34 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,788 [Sasquatch giggling] 35 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,444 [unicorn neighs angrily] 36 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,358 [grunts] 37 00:00:58,536 --> 00:00:59,796 [groans, shrieks] 38 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,192 You're thinking 39 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,885 about which one would win in a fight, aren't you? 40 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,762 It's too close to call. 41 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:08,243 ♪ You'd think there's not a lot going on ♪ 42 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,325 ♪ Look closer 43 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,773 ♪ Baby, you're so wrong ♪ 44 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,123 ...and then, 45 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,773 just when you think Prince Hadduron 46 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,636 is going to sign the declaration of peace, 47 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:23,608 he spins around and... sklop! chops off Lord Farnax's head. 48 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,128 Can you believe it? 49 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,262 I can't even understand it. 50 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:27,303 I know! 51 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:28,778 What's his motivation? 52 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:32,177 No, I don't understand the words you're saying. 53 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,142 I don't watch your stupid War Monarch show. 54 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,141 It's not War Monarch. 55 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,363 It's Throne Strife, 56 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:39,492 and I can't believe you're not into it! 57 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,544 You're such an Elflock. 58 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:44,189 Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. 59 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,239 Hey, Hank. 60 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,540 I was hoping you'd come in today. 61 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:48,665 Really? 62 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,677 I know. Sounded weird to me too. 63 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:51,679 What's up? 64 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,240 Oh, can't reach the top shelf? 65 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,457 No. Jerk. 66 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,805 Do you have a jigsaw? 67 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,814 How's a puzzle gonna help you put milk away? 68 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,246 How about you just shut your question hole 69 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:00,693 and listen? 70 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:01,859 I'm planning a little something to trick Brent, 71 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,824 and I could use your help. 72 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:04,862 Oh, I don't know. 73 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:05,687 Tricking? 74 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,484 That's a slippery slope. 75 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,038 Not tricking, exactly. 76 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,475 More of a hoax. 77 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:11,481 Hoax? 78 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,052 That's a rich man's lie. 79 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,259 No, it's not lying. 80 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,008 It's just... It's like play-acting. 81 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,698 For entertainment purposes. 82 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:18,826 Well, I did do a little acting 83 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:19,967 in high school. 84 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,359 I was in an all-male production 85 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,752 of Reservoir Dogs. 86 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,934 [gasps] I remember. 87 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,319 You were the waitress. 88 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,842 Hey, why are you guys named after colours? 89 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:31,456 Mr. Pink, Mr. Blue... more like "Rainbow" Dogs. 90 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:34,109 I didn't have any lines, but I improv'd some stuff. 91 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,294 They were wrong to cut you. 92 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,770 If you start now, 93 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,119 you could catch up on all the episodes 94 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,289 in about a month. 95 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,944 It would mean watching 12 hours a day, 96 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,157 but doable. 97 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,156 Because this conversation 98 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,557 isn't wasting enough of my life? 99 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,780 Are you guys talking about Throne Strife? 100 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,519 He's talking. I'm glazing. 101 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,210 I love Throne Strife! 102 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,518 Did you see the last episode, 103 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,783 when Prince Hadduron spun around and... 104 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,256 [together]: ...chopped Farnax's head off! 105 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:57,566 Ugh. [thump] 106 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,442 Yeah! It looked just like that. 107 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,923 Hi, Brent. 108 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:01,963 Hey, do you believe in gravity? 109 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,267 Well, it's helpful 110 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,843 when it comes to pouring things, 111 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,190 so I suppose I do. 112 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,189 Sasquatches? 113 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,360 Did I black out 114 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,835 and miss a chunk of this conversation? 115 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,015 I knew it! 116 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,540 You don't believe in Sasquatch either. 117 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,193 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down and start over. 118 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:15,537 You know what it is? 119 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,536 Still no. 120 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:17,677 You're from the big city, 121 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,329 and when you grow up in the big city, 122 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,723 it closes you off from anything that isn't completely concrete. 123 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,066 You have a concrete mind. 124 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,375 And now you're insulting me for no reason? 125 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,771 You're a product of your environment. 126 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:26,734 I forgive you. 127 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,161 Well, bless you, Father. 128 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,378 Now, could I grab a coffee to go? 129 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,646 I've got to get back to the station, 130 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,728 because Wanda isn't around for some reason. 131 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,557 Maybe she got kidnapped by a Sasquatch. 132 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:35,995 Serve her right. 133 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,781 You know, I don't find that very funny at all! 134 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,437 Okay... 135 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,271 Not my best joke, but sheesh, lighten up. 136 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,440 And there's the other one. 137 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,436 Hey, these look pretty good. 138 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:48,748 Huh? Uh-oh. 139 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,273 I made two left feet. 140 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,137 Just flip one over. 141 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:54,278 Then you'll be walking in circles. 142 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,371 I'll take over from here. 143 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:56,979 You go rest your brain. 144 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,409 ...but if Lord Zolwort marries the Dark Duchess, 145 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:01,977 there will have to be a treaty. 146 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:02,984 Ooh. 147 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,325 I'm so glad 148 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,204 to have someone to talk to about this stuff. 149 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,506 You know, this may be a little awkward, but... 150 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,863 There's a Throne Strife cosplay convention in the city, 151 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,303 and you want me to go with you, 152 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,990 and I'd love to! 153 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,077 That was the opposite of awkward. 154 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,386 Hey, Oscar. 155 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,692 Hey yourself. 156 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,387 I guess with Emma hanging out with Davis 157 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,385 and Davis hanging out with Emma, 158 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:24,387 you and I have to hang out. 159 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,918 No, we don't. 160 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,011 Well, it beats talking about goblins and muppets! 161 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,400 So... if we're going to be hanging out... 162 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,494 We're not. 163 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,622 What kind of stuff are you into? 164 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:33,843 Sports? Huh? 165 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:34,972 What's your favourite team? 166 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,323 The Boston Bruins? 167 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,713 The Winnipeg Jets? 168 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,755 The Zipyer Lips. 169 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,238 [snoring] 170 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,243 [giggling outside] 171 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,074 This is going to be great! 172 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,161 [giggles, snorts] 173 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,809 Shh! Quit giggling. 174 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:49,813 You're going to wake Brent up. 175 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,384 Oh, you scared, Hank? 176 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,251 Scared of the 'Squatch? 177 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,513 Rrrrgghrrrh! 178 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,426 Quit freaking me out! 179 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,081 Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 180 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,914 Ughhh! 181 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:01,742 I could have got a jigsaw 182 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,219 from anyone. 183 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,574 Drop me off at Oscar and Emma's, 184 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,349 then pick me up in a couple hours. 185 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,704 What? Why? 186 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,573 Emma's going to help me with my cosplay outfit 187 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,534 for the Throne Strife convention. 188 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,363 You know we're not like volunteer firemen. 189 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,191 This is a real job. 190 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,968 Emma! I'm going out. 191 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,064 Hi, Oscar. Emma home? 192 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,153 How should I know? 193 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,671 Hey, Oscar. Where you headed? 194 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,594 I'm going down to the corner of Shut-Up 195 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,239 and Mind-Your-Own-Business. 196 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,293 I'll give you a lift. 197 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,329 Hey, Hank. 198 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,944 Uh... Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, hey, Brent. 199 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,375 You okay? 200 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,682 You look like you maybe killed a guy 201 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,817 and hid his body and then forgot where. 202 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,510 I wish that's all it was. 203 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,907 If something's bothering you, best to get it off your chest. 204 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,781 Uh, well, it's just... 205 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:45,782 Hi, Hank. Whatcha doin'? 206 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:46,693 Nothing. 207 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:47,607 I didn't say something. 208 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:48,831 Or anything like that. 209 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:49,830 Oh, Wanda, 210 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:50,651 I'm glad you're here. 211 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:51,868 I'm dying to tell you 212 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,006 about the tracks I found around my house. 213 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:55,789 What manner of tracks? 214 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:56,973 Well, don't laugh, 215 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,308 but they look like Sasquatch tracks. 216 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,578 No! 217 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,840 I know! 218 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,712 But I can't be a hundred percent certain. 219 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,023 That's because they're-- 220 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,019 [smack, groan] 221 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:05,930 Let him finish, Hank. 222 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,324 Why aren't you convinced? 223 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,327 There weren't any discernible dermal ridges, 224 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,409 like fingerprints. 225 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,757 All the quality tracks have them. 226 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:13,286 If there were dermal ridges, 227 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,809 I'd be a hundred percent sure they were authentic. 228 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,421 Ugh. 229 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,026 Hasn't this gone far enough? 230 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:23,986 This is slow slogging and my hands are cramping, 231 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,855 but it'll be worth it once I-- 232 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:26,727 Aah-ow! 233 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,077 Dirty son of a... 234 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,776 That hurt? 235 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:30,834 Put your thumb down here. 236 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:31,698 No. 237 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,569 Put your head down here. 238 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:34,440 No. 239 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,481 [slurps] 240 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,096 Come on. 241 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,308 I'm trying to get to know you a bit better here. 242 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:45,268 You must have some hobbies, interests... 243 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,407 Hobbies are stupid and interests are boring. 244 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,670 Hey! 245 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:50,982 Are those supposed to be tomatoes or grapes? 246 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,149 Tehhh! Pretty weak effort! 247 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,195 They're grape tomatoes! 248 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,030 But you must like something. 249 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,808 Movies? Books? 250 00:06:58,853 --> 00:06:59,983 Birdwatching? 251 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:02,468 Too loud, too quiet, too nosey! 252 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,469 Hey! 253 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,420 Pick up 254 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,817 after your stupid dog! 255 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,430 What the hell do you think this is, 256 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,470 potato salad? 257 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,465 Aha! 258 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,866 You do have a hobby, Oscar. 259 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,778 It's being a crotchety crank! 260 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,653 He wasn't picking up his dog's dump. 261 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:19,086 It was literally in his hand the whole time! 262 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:22,404 Your outfit is coming along great. 263 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,442 Thanks. 264 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:24,616 Not sure if you can tell, 265 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,751 but I'm a warrior of Sheffling. 266 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,494 Of course I can. 267 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,535 Can you tell that I'm Draxella, Queen Mother of the Lizardians? 268 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,281 You totally nailed it. 269 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,282 Really? 270 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,933 Because I don't see any bowing. 271 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,017 Sorry! 272 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,755 Ring kiss. 273 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,156 Scepter smooch. 274 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,723 Damn straight. 275 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,806 So I complain a bit. 276 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:46,065 It's good for the community. 277 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,547 I tell idiots they're idiots, 278 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,377 the idiots thereby learn they're idiots, 279 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,295 it's win-win! 280 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,299 I'm just saying, 281 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,120 I think you complain too much, 282 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,948 and you're too loud right out of the gate. 283 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,296 Too yelly. Is that a word? 284 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,295 See? 285 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,296 See what? 286 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,567 [laughs] 287 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:01,919 You just complained about my complaining. 288 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,439 Yeah, but that's... 289 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,403 I-I-I'm just... 290 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:06,751 Feels good, doesn't it? 291 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:07,700 [chuckles] 292 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,453 Hey, you staying for another? 293 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,530 Ah, I don't think so. 294 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:12,798 The one bottle of red wine they have 295 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,230 has been sitting open since Christmas. 296 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,836 Come on. 297 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,236 I could tell you all about the Sasquatch tracks I found. 298 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,109 Really? 299 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,319 Well, no, not really. 300 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,498 Wanda is screwing with me, 301 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,113 so I'm screwing with her right back. 302 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,463 Going to make her jump through a few hoops 303 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,553 because no one screws with the screwmaster. 304 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:29,123 Hey, what sounds better, "screwmaster" or "screwmeister"? 305 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,680 I wouldn't Google either of them, 306 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,077 but listen, 307 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,170 are you totally sure those footprints are fakes? 308 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,169 Yeah. 309 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,170 That's an odd question. 310 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,431 I just... [sighs] 311 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,563 Oh, I'm sorry I got upset earlier. 312 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,075 I didn't want to say anything 313 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,298 because I was afraid you'd make fun of me... 314 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,437 I've never told anyone this before, 315 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,790 but a long time ago, like, years and years ago, 316 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,791 I... 317 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,882 saw a Sasquatch. 318 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:56,577 Oh, my god, they killed Lord Farnax! 319 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,153 [rooster crows] 320 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,579 Emma! We're out of jam! 321 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,147 -[Davis]: There's marmalade. -Aah! Holy hell. 322 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,024 Did you spend the night? 323 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,405 In our kitchen? 324 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,807 No. Got here early to finish up our outfits. 325 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,381 Emma's faith gown is really on point, 326 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:14,339 but the jewels of Jalagra won't stay on my battle cup. 327 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,729 "Joodles, jebagas"... speak English! 328 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:19,122 There's no English in the forest of Mellador. 329 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,257 And there's no me in this conversation. 330 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,909 Hi, Oscar. 331 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,743 And here's Officer Flapgum, on top of it. 332 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,522 On top of what? 333 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,567 Your big, dumb, fully grown adult partner 334 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:30,792 is in my kitchen, 335 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,351 sewing Halloween costumes 336 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,967 so he can pretend he's on some show. 337 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,579 The old shows were better-- 338 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,799 Milton Burlesque, The Honeydrippers, 339 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,619 Make Room For Beaver... 340 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,797 Not this weirdo crap 341 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,112 that Emma and Davis are on about. 342 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,278 Davis doesn't go on about it. 343 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:48,853 He goes on and on and on about it. 344 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,762 They should call it Drone Strife. 345 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,027 Heh! 346 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,719 Hey, you're pretty good at complaining. 347 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,637 I am? 348 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,641 Yeah. 349 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,072 You got the gift of the grouse. 350 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,248 What else don't you like about that stupid show? 351 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,514 Well, I hate how Davis mocks me 352 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:04,257 for not knowing the magic words to some wizard's spell. 353 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,129 There ya go... 354 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,299 Meanwhile, 355 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,654 if we ever have to fill out some form, 356 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,744 he's like, "Karen, what's my phone number?" 357 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:10,783 Ha, ha, ha! 358 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:11,957 That's good stuff. 359 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:14,182 Let's go share your gift around town. 360 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,532 My gift? 361 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,841 [startled gasp] 362 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,399 You can't say "I saw a Sasquatch" 363 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,655 and then just leave it at that, 364 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,968 like you said "I own several spoons". 365 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,104 Spoons? 366 00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:26,356 See? Now you need to know more. 367 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,018 [sighs] Okay, fine. 368 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,322 Don't go spreading this around, 369 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,667 but yes... 370 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,977 I saw a Sasquatch as a teen. 371 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,633 How do you know it was a teen? 372 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,157 Because it had acne. 373 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,381 It wasn't a teen, you goof. I was! 374 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,551 It happened back in summer camp. 375 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,767 I was maybe 12 or 13 years old. 376 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,947 It was late at night. 377 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,523 I had to pee really bad, 378 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,869 but it was dark and creepy in the woods, 379 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,520 and the outhouse was so far away. 380 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,093 Don't tell me you left the tent. 381 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,870 I crawled out of the tent... 382 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,045 Oh, my god. 383 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,610 And headed for some bushes nearby. 384 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,227 I was just about to drop my PJs, when I saw a silhouette. 385 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:05,839 It was huge and upright, with glowing yellow eyes. 386 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:09,712 It glared at me, made some low guttural sound, 387 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,276 and then slowly walked away... 388 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,412 walked, on two legs, into the woods. 389 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,406 I didn't even finish my business, 390 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,808 I just pulled up my PJs and ran back to camp. 391 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:19,812 I would have finished my business 392 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:20,983 the second I saw it, 393 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:21,988 pants or no pants. 394 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:22,989 Don't joke. 395 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,640 It really freaked me out. 396 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,604 It still bothers me to this day. 397 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:28,603 What? 398 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,914 It's just... 399 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,650 I mean, it's a compelling story, for sure... 400 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,471 Story? 401 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,297 You don't believe me? 402 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,564 I'm just wary 403 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,906 that you might be screwing with me here. 404 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,036 Oh, you hypocrite! 405 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,217 You get all worked up 406 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,262 because Wanda won't believe this stuff, 407 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,267 but you won't believe me? 408 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,439 But, you see, 409 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,704 that's exactly how you'd play this 410 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,486 if you were screwing with me. 411 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,493 [yawns] 412 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,575 I can't keep up these late-night shenanigans. 413 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,024 I'm exhausted. 414 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:54,891 So am I. 415 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,321 But why are you even up? 416 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,457 I have to be here for work. 417 00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,109 You have no job, no responsibilities, 418 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,074 no hope, no future... 419 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,292 I can't sleep. 420 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,461 I'm too stressed about this web of lies. 421 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,287 Web? It's one thing. 422 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,595 I can't take it. 423 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,080 My stomach's a web of knots. 424 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,470 Have you ever seen a web? 425 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,563 I have to tell Brent about our Sasquatch hoax. 426 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,952 You keep your yap shut! 427 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:15,815 Yeah? Or what? 428 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,815 Or... 429 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:17,866 I'll tell Brent 430 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:18,961 about how you've been hoaxing him 431 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,739 with this Sasquatch stuff. 432 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,053 What? No! 433 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,479 No, don't tell! 434 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,825 I'll play ball. 435 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,401 Oh, you guys! 436 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,752 You will never believe this! 437 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,491 You shouldn't either-- Ow! 438 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:31,622 Do go on. 439 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,883 I saw fresh tracks this morning. 440 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:33,876 And guess what? 441 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,797 Loaded with dermal ridges! 442 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,242 The deepest dermaliest ridges anyone's ever seen. 443 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,849 Ha! Well, I guess that cinches it. 444 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,020 Yep. Almost. 445 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:42,935 Almost? 446 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,199 Well, it's spring, right? 447 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,551 That's mating season for the Sasquatch, 448 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,991 so naturally anyone would expect to hear some mating songs, 449 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,160 long, howling mating songs, 450 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,156 between and 2:00 and 4:00 a.m. 451 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,378 Then I'd know for sure! 452 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,946 [sighs] 453 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,873 This is a web! 454 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,818 Huh? [growls] 455 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,831 Hey, Won. 456 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,352 When are you going to get some bananas 457 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,605 that aren't 70% black spots? 458 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,968 These look like a Dalmatian with jaundice. 459 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,098 Am I right, Karen? 460 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,400 Uh, yeah! 461 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,055 And those apples look 462 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,409 like they belong in a seniors centre. 463 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,279 They're old... 464 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,280 and wrinkled... 465 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,933 kind of sad. 466 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:24,797 They're mangoes. 467 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,977 Oh. 468 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,982 Yeah, well, her point still stands! 469 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,325 Get some fresh stuff 470 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,904 or I'll never buy fruit here again! 471 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,071 Good. 472 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,206 Enjoy your scurvy! 473 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,774 [grunts] 474 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,467 [grunts] 475 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,044 [catches breath] 476 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,301 I suppose 477 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,133 we could have changed into our outfits 478 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,040 once we got there. 479 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,834 Sure, we could go halfway 480 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,178 and look like totally uncommitted newbies. 481 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,828 Is that what you want, Emma? 482 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,832 No. 483 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,183 Is that what you want? 484 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,222 Settle down. 485 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,437 Sorry. [chuckles] 486 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,095 To the darkened forests of Mellador! 487 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,050 Seriously. 488 00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,578 Sorry. 489 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,893 I kind of blew it back at the fruit stand. 490 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,669 Complaining is like a muscle-- 491 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,853 it's weak at first, 492 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,498 but if you keep exercising, 493 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,152 it gets big and strong, 494 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,366 and pretty soon 495 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,334 you're kicking sand in people's faces 496 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,503 at the beach. 497 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,466 Dude! What the hell? 498 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,469 I can hear that god-awful rap-hop 499 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,731 spilling out of your head 500 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,513 even with these earplugs in! 501 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,648 It's Hall and Oates. 502 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,949 I don't care what you're haulin'. 503 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,475 You're going to get yourself killed 504 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,218 riding around with your ears plugged 505 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,699 in traffic. 506 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,259 Traffic? 507 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,399 Just because there aren't any vehicles 508 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,926 doesn't mean there isn't any traffic. 509 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,191 Uh, that's exactly what that means. 510 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,070 Kid's right. That made no sense. 511 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,765 Ah! 512 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,588 Stop doing that! 513 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,935 Just here for a coffee. 514 00:14:58,985 --> 00:14:59,855 That's all. 515 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,289 So anyway, on another topic, 516 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,855 when you saw your Sasquatch, 517 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,382 were you surprised at how flat his head was? 518 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,336 Pretty flat head, right? 519 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,783 Mm, not really. 520 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,519 Actually, his head sort of rose up into a cone. 521 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,520 Yes! It's called a sagittal crest. 522 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,912 But how did you know that? 523 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,175 Wait, are you just trying to trip me up 524 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,218 because you don't believe me? 525 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,663 No. No, no. 526 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,919 I'm just-- I'm making casual conversation 527 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,272 about what you think 528 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,661 your creature's arm-to-torso ratio might be, 529 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:23,794 that's all. 530 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,925 I kept that a secret for so long 531 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,748 because I didn't think anyone would believe me. 532 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:28,966 Then I finally share it 533 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:29,965 with someone I think I can trust, 534 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:30,966 and this is what I get? 535 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:31,887 I'm sorry. 536 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,151 The hoaxes and pranks 537 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,023 are swirling around hot and heavy out there. 538 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,544 I'm just trying to watch my back. 539 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,287 Yeah, well, now you can watch mine. 540 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,848 Sick burn. 541 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,644 That skateboard kid kind of rattled me. 542 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,602 I can do better than that. 543 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,861 Well, here's your chance. 544 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,433 Oh, no. 545 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,600 Oscar, we can't. 546 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,907 Hey, kid! 547 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,303 You got a licence to operate that thing? 548 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,605 I don't know, 549 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,871 but I sqwozded the lemons myself. 550 00:15:58,914 --> 00:15:59,924 Typical. 551 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,829 Write her up, Karen. 552 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,142 She's just a little kid. 553 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,918 Well, at least give her a good scare. 554 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,233 Cuff her and rough 'er. 555 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,048 Am I in twubble? 556 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,966 No, you're not in twubble-- 557 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,401 I mean, trouble. 558 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,057 You are doing a great job. 559 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,801 You disappoint me, Karen. 560 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:14,972 I don't care. 561 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,707 I'm okay with telling a grown man 562 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,238 he's got wrinkly mangoes, 563 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,281 but I'm not going to shake down a five-year-old girl. 564 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,547 Complaining knows no age or gender. 565 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,030 It's blind, like Lady Justice. 566 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,421 You're either all in or you're out. 567 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,994 What's it gonna be? 568 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,214 I'll take one glass, please. 569 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,996 I choose positivity over negativity. 570 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,442 This is terrible! 571 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,348 What'd you make this with? 572 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,092 Fresh-squeezed diapers? 573 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,875 [cries] 574 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,141 Gwow up! 575 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,793 Oh no... 576 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,356 I've become you. 577 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,323 [snickers] 578 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:55,841 Keep dweaming. 579 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,712 [yawns] 580 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,587 I can't believe we have to stay up again 581 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,239 to make stupid mating calls. 582 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,633 Besides, 583 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,585 what do Sasquatch mating calls even sound like? 584 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,384 Probably loud, because they're big, 585 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,548 but at the same time, 586 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,203 they're trying to be sexy, right? 587 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:14,077 So maybe it's like... 588 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,470 [provocative grunting] 589 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,123 That's sexy? 590 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,127 This isn't romance. 591 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,948 It's propagation of a species. 592 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,346 It's about power. 593 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,169 It's like... 594 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,906 [grunting with gusto] 595 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,568 He's never going to get any action like that. 596 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,963 No, it's like, uh... 597 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,696 [short musical grunts] 598 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,877 Huhhh! Huhhh! Huhhh! 599 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,014 [Brent]: Whatcha doing? 600 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,796 Nothing! Hank hurt his foot. 601 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,880 When? 602 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,318 -[thump] -Gah! Ow! 603 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,024 I mean... [short musical grunts] 604 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,412 I see. 605 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,944 Well, I can't wait for tonight. 606 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,198 Between the mating calls and the fresh scat, 607 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,552 it's going to be exciting! 608 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:51,851 -Scat? -Yeah. 609 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,586 Like, wherever legitimate tracks are found, 610 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,507 there's always some fresh scat. 611 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,082 You know, poo... 612 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,119 flop... 613 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,084 dumplings... 614 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,121 That's it! I'm done. 615 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,557 There's no way I'm handling fresh poop 616 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,873 just to pull off a hoax! 617 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,128 Me neither! 618 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,391 Oh, yeah... 619 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,094 I could have just got you to do it. 620 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,311 Dammit! 621 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,660 Heh, heh. Game, set, and match. 622 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,140 No, game, Squatch, and match. 623 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,101 No, game, Sas, and Squatch. 624 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,530 Yeah, they're all gold. 625 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,057 There goes the screwmaster. 626 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,412 He prefers "screwmeister". 627 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,151 How much further? 628 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,196 Not far. 629 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,680 Maybe you should have a nap. 630 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,290 Ah, too excited. 631 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,680 Let's have a snack! 632 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,123 I prepared some Throne-Strife themed treats. 633 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,600 There's Ribs of Ragnarok, 634 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,080 which are really just beef, 635 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,690 and Bloodbred-- jam on buns, 636 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,132 and a thermos of hot Stormbroth. 637 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,519 What's Stormbroth? 638 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,002 The Torgon army drank it in Book 5. 639 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,522 Ah. I've never read the books. 640 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,476 I've only seen the shows. 641 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,794 Oh, Emma, you really must read the books. 642 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,922 Right, well... maybe one of these days. 643 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,915 You simply can't fully appreciate 644 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,317 the breadth of the Mellador universe 645 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,191 without the originating literature. 646 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,323 "Literature". 647 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,504 Let's not get too snooty, professor. 648 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,890 I shan't. 649 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,153 I don't want to make an enemy 650 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,625 of the Queen Mother of the Lizardians 651 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:16,676 and have her poison me 652 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,160 like she did King Staymick. 653 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,550 What? 654 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,513 After she found out he was her long-lost brother, 655 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,122 who was actually her stepson. 656 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,253 It was in book number... 657 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,205 Oh. 658 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,076 Why are we stopping? 659 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,476 Why do you think? 660 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,699 You want me to drive? 661 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,525 Your highness! 662 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:42,308 You can't just leave me here like a lost Gelderlane! 663 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,045 Can I have the Stormbroth? 664 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,759 ♪ Doo-da-loo Do-loo, do-doo... ♪ 665 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,543 [static] 666 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,017 [radio clicks off] 667 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,937 Oh... my... god! 668 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,809 [stammers] 669 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,207 [engine accelerates, tires squeal] 670 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,690 [breathing heavily] 671 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,820 Thanks for the ride, Brent! 672 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,213 Jerk. 673 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,168 I mean, I couldn't believe 674 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,387 Emma would just strand me on the highway 675 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,475 like that. 676 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,963 It was a total betrayal, 677 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,273 like how Prince Wexling of Massacronia 678 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,010 back-stabbed the Crimsonites. 679 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,050 Oh... sorry. 680 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,046 I'm going on about Throne Strife again. 681 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,578 You don't hear me complaining. 682 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:32,841 You want another glass? 683 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:33,973 If you're buying. 684 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,145 Another round, Sally. 685 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,671 Thanks, Officer Pelly, 686 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:42,074 and thanks for letting me know I had to use sugar. 687 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,810 Gah! 688 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,071 Honestly! 689 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,553 Next time, you get a knife in the neck. 690 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,203 I'm here to apologize. 691 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,077 I saw something last night that sort of rocked my world. 692 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,209 I won't go into detail, but I'm sorry I doubted you. 693 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,863 I believe you saw that Sasquatch. 694 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:56,986 Oh, that? 695 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,948 Ah, I was just screwing with you.