1 00:00:01,131 --> 00:00:02,091 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,052 I'll tell you 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,663 who could use an image consultant. 4 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,573 You know, neither of us was inside your head 5 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,228 for the first part of that. 6 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,232 Aliens. 7 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,363 I see. 8 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,934 Foreign people, or the outer space kind? 9 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,321 The outer space ones. 10 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,584 All you ever see in movies 11 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,666 is them attacking Earth 12 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,464 and frying people with lasers. 13 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:21,848 That's not true. 14 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,761 They're often shown simply abducting and probing. 15 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:24,976 That's better? 16 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,805 Give me a probing over a frying any day. 17 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:27,722 [bell rings] 18 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,066 You're both missing my point. 19 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,066 I'm sorry. Not used to you having one. 20 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,067 There's probably 21 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,338 hundreds of planets out there, 22 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,561 so they can't all be monsters and maniacs. 23 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,170 How come you never see good aliens? 24 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,081 Like Superman? 25 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:38,945 E.T.? 26 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,035 Starman? Cocoon? 27 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,043 ALF? 28 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,524 Oh, yeah. Forgot about those ones. 29 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,565 Is someone going to pump our gas? 30 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:45,739 We don't have time 31 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,224 to stand around all day doing nothing. 32 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,534 We're not doing nothing. 33 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,530 We're talking aliens. 34 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:50,531 Ooh... 35 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,052 I love that movie. 36 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,575 Paul Reiser is under-appreciated. 37 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,448 Everyone's listing off friendly aliens, 38 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,100 but I can only think of mean ones. 39 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,544 Alien... Predator... 40 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,930 Predator fought Alien, 41 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,762 so one of them must be good. 42 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,150 Superman fought Batman, and they're both good. 43 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,334 The movie was bad. 44 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,149 Batman breaks the law all the time. 45 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,327 Breaking the law doesn't make someone bad. 46 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,903 You ever hear of Jean Valjean? 47 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,290 Kickboxing Time Cop? 48 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,123 Okay, let me update my reference. 49 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,641 You ever see Breaking Bad? 50 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,344 That's got "bad" right in the title. 51 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,731 Okay, you're all set. 52 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:19,694 Already? 53 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:20,861 I wanted it filled. 54 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,076 Yeah, that's all there is. 55 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:24,075 Looks like the underground tank is empty. 56 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:29,215 So... that'll be 37 cents. 57 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,483 Mork! 58 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:33,875 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 59 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:34,959 ♪ Look closer, baby 60 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,177 ♪ You're so wrong 61 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:42,668 Lacey, what's in the soup? 62 00:01:42,711 --> 00:01:43,801 I could write out the recipe 63 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:44,842 if you like it. 64 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:45,837 I hate it. 65 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,408 Oh... well, I won't bother, then. 66 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,935 It's got little stones in it. See? 67 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:51,149 Okay, gross. 68 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,548 Roll your tongue back in your skull. 69 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,330 Those aren't stones, that's quinoa. 70 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,325 Keen-what? 71 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:56,326 It's just small, round, 72 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,327 kind of granular little... 73 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,338 Pebbles? 74 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,029 Grain! It's a type of grain. 75 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,596 I just decided to shake things up a bit. 76 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,084 We don't like our soup shaken. 77 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,344 We like our soup like it's always been... 78 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,337 rock free. 79 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,908 They're not rocks! 80 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,216 What the hell's going on? 81 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,486 Oh, hey, Dad. 82 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,698 The tanks ran dry. 83 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:19,787 I hope you'll do me the honour 84 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,135 of over-reacting to this. 85 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,714 The tanks? The underground tanks? 86 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:24,932 No, the Sherman tanks I brought home 87 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:25,840 from World War II. 88 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,504 What kind of an idiot jackass 89 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:30,498 lets his gas station run out of gas? 90 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,281 You're just a station now. 91 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,066 Change the sign from Corner Gas 92 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,720 to Corner Nothing. 93 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:39,384 "Come into the Nothing Station and buy some red-hot Nothing." 94 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,160 Proprietor: Jackass. 95 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,164 Mm, all good suggestions. 96 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,596 Look, I just forgot to get the order in on time. 97 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,992 The next truck will be around in two or three days. 98 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,116 You have any idea 99 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,778 what can happen to a gas-less town 100 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,082 in three days? 101 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:55,038 It'll be like some kind of post-apocalyptic, 102 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:57,387 fuel-starved hellscape, 103 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:58,398 like in that movie. 104 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,439 Frozen? 105 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,013 You know the one I mean, smart guy. 106 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,920 [wind blowing] 107 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,450 Mmm... 108 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:16,543 [mad laughter] 109 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,418 [man]: Whoo! 110 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,518 [chuckling] 111 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,605 Glibish olgish! 112 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:38,652 Sorry, what? 113 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,221 I said, give us your gas! 114 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,704 What the hell did you think I said? 115 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,054 "Glibish olgish." 116 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,533 You probably need a bigger mouth hole. 117 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:48,273 A hundred dune-buggies pull up to a gas station, 118 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,265 and you can't figure out what we want? 119 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,097 Could've been soda. 120 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,323 I'd love a soda. 121 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,282 Shut up, you! 122 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,190 So the apocalyptic future 123 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,275 is still you yelling at me, 124 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,803 only shirtless? 125 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,936 Where are you going to find a shirt in the apocalypse? 126 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,068 I think we'll survive a couple days with no gas. 127 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,331 Oh, sure. 128 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,383 Total la-di-da attitude. 129 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,289 No sense of responsibility. 130 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:10,034 It's time I taught you a lesson. 131 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,155 Now? 132 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,557 You never taught me anything growing up. 133 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,990 You wait 'til I'm 40? 134 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,390 That's a lot of corn. 135 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,210 Whatcha got planned, something stupid? 136 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,558 Something genius. 137 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:20,607 Town's out of gas, 138 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,781 so I'm going to make my own fuel 139 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,216 by boiling up this corn. 140 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,793 Going to make a zillion bucks. 141 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:26,349 Off the 400 people who live here? 142 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,476 A jillion bucks, then. Whatever. 143 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:28,398 Just ring it up. 144 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,882 Hank, 145 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,491 there's more to making ethanol than just boiling corn. 146 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,753 Oh, let me guess... 147 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,055 one of the 7,000 courses you took in college 148 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,801 was Corn Gas 101. 149 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,712 Quite a fascinating process, actually... 150 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:42,107 biomass pre-treatment, enzyme extraction, 151 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,371 cellular hydrolysis... 152 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,373 As if you could actually do it. 153 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:46,585 You're damn right I could do it! 154 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,514 It's just that the fermentation process 155 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,329 takes a long time, so... 156 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,677 Oh, you backpedaling now? 157 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:52,896 'Cause I know 158 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,214 where there's some stuff already fermenting. 159 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,120 Okay. 160 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,384 You get the fermenting stuff, 161 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,076 and I'll go set up my kid's chemistry set, 162 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,343 and then we'll see which one of us is the genius, 163 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,477 and which one of us is the idiot named Hank. 164 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,129 Deal! 165 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,263 Hi, Hank. 166 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,125 Heh-heh. 167 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,345 I can get her to do anything 168 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,924 just by saying, "as if you could." 169 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,140 What? 170 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,529 Oh, yeah, you weren't here for the whole... 171 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,532 I was saying that... 172 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:13,753 I don't have time for this. 173 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:14,841 Okay. 174 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,284 I kind of like this "no gas" situation. 175 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,370 Means we can't patrol the town. 176 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,889 Nothing to do but hang tight and let the crime come to us. 177 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,594 [sighing] I'm bored. 178 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:29,502 Maybe we should do a foot patrol! 179 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,546 Maybe that's the stupidest idea 180 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:32,942 of all time. 181 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,604 Stupider than when you tried to kiss that badger? 182 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,339 It wasn't a badger. 183 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:39,989 Mmm... [kissing] 184 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:41,953 [kissing] 185 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,133 [screaming] 186 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:46,128 Oh, yeah, that was a badger. 187 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,781 Why was I kissing a badger? 188 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,695 That was the question we all had, 189 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,390 and why did you need lip balm? 190 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,085 So I tell Brent 191 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,226 the town's going to fall apart, 192 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:59,398 and he just shrugs like a big, dumb lump. 193 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,136 Honestly, how did we end up with such a lazy son? 194 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,537 Guess we'll never know. 195 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,490 Grab a shovel. 196 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,668 You're closer. 197 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,023 What is this stuff, anyway? 198 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:08,542 Sauerkraut... 199 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,625 or it will be, once it's done fermenting. 200 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,024 [chuckling] 201 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,025 That kid of ours needs to learn 202 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,252 he can't stand around all day 203 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,991 with his thumb up a comic book. 204 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:24,122 Look, you retired, and the gas station is his now. 205 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,076 Let him run it his way. 206 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,264 The old ways aren't always the best. 207 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,780 Says the woman burying cabbage in the dirt. 208 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:33,345 Why are we making our own sauerkraut anyway, 209 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,183 like German cavemen? 210 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,830 Because the old ways are the best. 211 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:40,785 You can buy this stuff for two bucks a can. 212 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,095 [chuckling] 213 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,927 Ha! A buck eighty. 214 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,360 This'll show her. 215 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,758 Hello? 216 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,110 I want to buy something, if anyone even works here. 217 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,631 Ha! Typical. 218 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,235 I could rob this place blind, and... 219 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,326 hmm.... 220 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:00,291 [Brent]: What the hell? 221 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,682 Hi, Brent. How's it... 222 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,816 hey, where's all your groceries? 223 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:05,949 No clue. 224 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,510 Maybe there was some kind of food rapture 225 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,467 and it's all up 226 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,595 in convenience store heaven. 227 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,477 [♪♪♪] 228 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,559 Fie! 229 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,957 Whence came this contemptible heap? 230 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,260 Hey, King, they've got Mars bars! 231 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:21,347 Mmm... way ahead of you, spaceman. 232 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,661 No, that can't be right. 233 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,317 The devilled ham is gone too. 234 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,450 Hello, my boy, I... 235 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,413 Well, hold the phone. What has happened here? 236 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,062 Ah, I see. 237 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,185 The criminal mastermind returns to the scene. 238 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:37,588 This is terrible. 239 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,681 No food and no gas? 240 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,290 Maybe now it's time to... 241 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,980 oh, I don't know... panic? 242 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,377 Yeah, most experts agree 243 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,900 that panic is the best reaction in any crisis, 244 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,254 but just so we're clear, 245 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,303 you're saying you didn't pinch my groceries 246 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,509 to teach me some stupid lesson? 247 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,598 I most certainly did not, 248 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,207 and furthermore, I resent the instigation. 249 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,207 [chuckling] 250 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:58,388 Good day to you. 251 00:07:58,434 --> 00:07:59,524 [panting] 252 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,086 I hate this foot stuff. 253 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,132 It's called "walking." 254 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,827 I miss the car. 255 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,834 That's where all the fun cop gizmos are. 256 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,706 Loudspeaker, siren, shotgun... 257 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:11,319 Let's not consider the shotgun a "gizmo." 258 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,670 Karen, Davis, what's going on around here? 259 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,710 There's no gas at the gas station, 260 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,366 and now, there's no food. 261 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:18,929 Are we in the end times? 262 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:19,846 End times? 263 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,070 End times? 264 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:22,679 That doesn't sound good. 265 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:24,627 Here. 266 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,238 Hey, where's all your stuff? 267 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:28,458 I have reason to believe my dad stole it, 268 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,158 even though I have no hard proof. 269 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,155 [creaking] 270 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,727 Lots of soft proof. 271 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,954 Why would he do that? 272 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,732 I'd say "lunatic" probably the best bet. 273 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:38,738 Pffft! 274 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,559 There's a toe in my coffee! 275 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,477 It's not coffee, it's soup. 276 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,572 You brought me a coffee cup full of toe soup? 277 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,441 It was a bean. Honestly... 278 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,222 you feel something unexpected in your mouth, 279 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,746 and your first thought is "toe"? 280 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:52,580 Beans and toes have a very similar shape. 281 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,489 My tongue doesn't have eyes, Lacey. 282 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,454 [sighing] This town is killing me. 283 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,362 I tried one little change to the vegetable soup 284 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,757 and everyone hates it. 285 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,800 What do you think? 286 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,414 I'm not a good judge. 287 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,414 I'm still a bit traumatized by the toe thing. 288 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,465 Urgh... 289 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,380 Damn raccoons are back. 290 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,245 Where's my B.B. gun? 291 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,816 Ow! 292 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,733 Ow! Ow! 293 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,337 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 294 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,947 End times? 295 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,088 What is that, a biblical thing? 296 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,260 [panting] 297 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,655 Hold up, let's rest a minute. 298 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,479 This town must be half a mile across. 299 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,748 We should do this more often. It's... 300 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,791 hang on... 301 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:40,225 What do we have here, Little Miss Breaking Bad? 302 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,055 Am I getting a blister? 303 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,673 Sorry about the soup thing. 304 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,503 Bah, forget it. 305 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,631 Can I get a chili cheese dog? 306 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,463 Nope. 307 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,459 We're all out of food. 308 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,720 Out of food? 309 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,593 Word got out about your place being empty, 310 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,554 and everyone got panicky. 311 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,643 They bought me out of everything. 312 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,641 Even hot dogs? 313 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,083 Uh, yeah. 314 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,428 Apparently, word spread 315 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,651 that there was no food at Corner Gas, 316 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,950 so everyone panicked, 317 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,255 and there was a run on this place, 318 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,261 on my place, 319 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,522 every place that has food. 320 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,654 Won, you must have some hot dogs somewhere. 321 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,178 In a freezer, maybe? 322 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,311 Hotdog freezer? 323 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,962 Nope. Out of pretty much everything. 324 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,566 How could you let this happen? 325 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,577 This is very unprofessional, Won. 326 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,189 You know, I was going to drive into the city 327 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,319 and get some supplies, 328 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,630 but I can't get any gas for some reason. 329 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,888 Yeah, well, that's... 330 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,630 that's a whole different... 331 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,631 complicated... 332 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,722 and as for you, 333 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,200 you should be more upset about this! 334 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,940 This could be my chance to force everyone... 335 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,592 I mean, provide everyone opportunity 336 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,677 to try something different. 337 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,635 Won, you must have something left... 338 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,773 anything. 339 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,855 All I have left is a frozen beef shank 340 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,084 and some licorice allsorts. 341 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,393 "Best before 1997"? 342 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,910 Look, you can win tickets to see the Spice Girls. 343 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,614 I'll take the shank. 344 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,739 [bubbling] 345 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,745 Ah! What the crap? 346 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,932 What happened to your face? 347 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,278 Emma shot me about 20 times with her B.B. gun. 348 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,838 She's got a good eye. 349 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:09,965 Wonder if she plays Call of Duty. 350 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,667 Why would she shoot you? 351 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,244 I mean, I'm all for it, but why specifically? 352 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,762 She has sauerkraut in the ground, 353 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,545 fermenting for our fuel thing. 354 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,640 My fuel thing. 355 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,899 So head back there and get it. 356 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,201 No way. 357 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,546 She's got the garden on lockdown. 358 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:26,025 It's like Starlog 17 over there. 359 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,376 Attention, citizens of Dog River. 360 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,686 Be advised your police are on foot patrol, 361 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,654 and does anyone have a Band-Aid for a blister? 362 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,704 Pretty cool, eh? 363 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,998 We can make our own gizmos. 364 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,224 You didn't make that. 365 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,092 It has a loudspeaker button right on it. 366 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:40,964 Jealous! 367 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:41,924 Knock it off. 368 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,752 I'm worried about Wanda. 369 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,100 Her garage looked like a drug lab. 370 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,790 Drug lab, pfft. 371 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,057 Could be any kind of lab. 372 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,449 Name me another kind of lab. 373 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,666 Chocolate Lab? 374 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,892 You think she's running a puppy mill in there? 375 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,591 She could be a drug czar, 376 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,068 like her hero, Jean Claude-Vachon. 377 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,199 No way. 378 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,981 Wanda doesn't have the three things 379 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,065 every drug czar has... 380 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,073 weapons, money, and jewelry. 381 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,196 I wear jewelry. 382 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,898 Are you trying to tell me something? 383 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,335 Hey, Lacey, let me see a menu. 384 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,042 We're out of everything on the menu, 385 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,080 and there's nowhere in town to buy anything else. 386 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,345 This town is falling apart, 387 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,868 just like I said. 388 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,222 [sniffing] Wait... 389 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,781 I smell something cooking. 390 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:22,788 [laughing] 391 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:23,829 Smells good. 392 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,053 That's Osso Bucco. 393 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,312 Oh, gross! 394 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,664 You just said it smelled good. 395 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,753 What's with you and weird food? 396 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,752 Grosso Bucco, Keno soup... 397 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,055 Make some non-foreign food, 398 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,452 like spaghetti or tacos. 399 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,544 Well, that's all I have, 400 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,672 so if you don't want it, 401 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,504 you can have crackers and tap water. 402 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,722 What kind of crackers? 403 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,071 Imaginary crackers. 404 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,285 Animal crackers? 405 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,769 There are no crackers! 406 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,855 Honestly, Dad... 407 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,950 your hideout is 30 feet away? 408 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,207 Let's see if the old spare key 409 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,952 is in the same place it's always been. 410 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,482 Yep. Same old place. 411 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,390 Busted. 412 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,697 Okay, Dad... 413 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,143 you teach me a lesson, I teach you a lesson. 414 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:15,063 Ooh, hey, Emma. Whatcha doing? 415 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,008 Sitting? 416 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,056 What gave it away, the chair? 417 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,451 Ha ha ha... 418 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,764 indeed. 419 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,630 No, just making idle chit-chat, 420 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,021 as neighbours and friends will do 421 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,114 on a lovely day 422 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,632 such as we're experiencing today. 423 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,625 Are you drunk? 424 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,066 I wish! 425 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,382 Hey, snazzy gun you got there. 426 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,249 What is that, a Magnum? 427 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,250 Colt .45? 428 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,081 Pellet. 429 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,028 [Wanda]: Oh, cool. 430 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,856 Can I see it? 431 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,174 Hmm... 432 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,209 This blister's getting bad. 433 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,775 You might have to piggy-back me. 434 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,392 So you'll have a blister and I'll have a hernia? 435 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,833 Maybe Emma has a Band-Aid. 436 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,569 Hey, Emma! 437 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,480 You got a Band-Aid? 438 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,484 Probably. 439 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,525 [Davis]: Hi, Wanda. 440 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,829 Nice gun. 441 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,045 So Wanda has a weapon. 442 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,095 Check! 443 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,399 Hey, Hank. 444 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,965 Aw, you fall asleep in the park again? 445 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,453 Huh? 446 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,362 No, uh... 447 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,186 this is work-related face dirt, 448 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,894 and I worked up an appetite. 449 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,983 Well, we only have one thing today... 450 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:09,982 Osso Bucco. 451 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,243 Costco Boofo? 452 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,805 Sounds weird, but affordable. 453 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,682 It's not weird. It's a classic European... 454 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,683 I'm out. 455 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,164 Yeah, well... 456 00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,514 you probably couldn't handle it anyway. 457 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,473 I could handle it. 458 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,510 As if you could. 459 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,765 Bring me a bowl... 460 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,857 or glass... 461 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,205 or whatever it is! 462 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,394 [slurping] 463 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,519 Mm. -[all gasping] 464 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,911 Hey! 465 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:28,964 Hard as it is to believe, 466 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:29,958 this is pretty good. 467 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,129 What do you mean... 468 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,874 -Bring me a bowl. -I'll have one too. 469 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,955 I had a quarter tank of gas in my car, 470 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,955 and now, it's completely empty! 471 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:38,967 Really? 472 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,178 Oh, you know what? 473 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,917 That might be partly my fault. 474 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,098 I did take it for a wee spin around. 475 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,454 Got kind of dizzy, to be honest. 476 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,926 Why the hell would you do that? 477 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,496 I think I was just so upset 478 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,152 about the whole food thing. 479 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,236 I guess I got a little panicky... 480 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,814 which is good, right? 481 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,681 So I borrowed your car 482 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,422 and drove it around at a high rate of speed 483 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,163 looking for the thief who stole my food. 484 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,864 Anyhoo, turns out, and here's the weird part... 485 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,693 the food was in the trunk of your car the whole time! 486 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,041 Like, whoever the thief is, 487 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,431 he's pretty stupid. 488 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,743 I mean, leaving the evidence 489 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,429 in my own father's car? 490 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,646 Uh-huh, I see. Okay. 491 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,086 Well, this is far from over, buddy boy... 492 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,573 is what the thief is probably thinking 493 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,565 right about now. 494 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,971 Hey, I hear everyone's enjoying your Rene Russo? 495 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:28,884 That's right. 496 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,098 It's new, it's different, 497 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,106 it's not called Rene Russo, 498 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,148 but people are loving it! 499 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,673 I don't want to say "I told you so," 500 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,887 but it is so, 501 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,416 and I was the one who told you. 502 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,679 So... 503 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,071 So... you'll call me when there's hot dogs? 504 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,725 Hey, Karen. Hey, Davis. 505 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:44,678 What's up? 506 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,856 All your food is back. 507 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,161 My food was gone? 508 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,597 But it's back. No need to panic. 509 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,953 I wasn't planning on panicking. 510 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,522 Well, you'd be the only one... 511 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,209 which begs the question... 512 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,126 why are you so calm and... mellow? 513 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,572 Probably a reasonable explanation. 514 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,129 Oh, there is. 515 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,956 Suffice to say, I've come into a good amount of cabbage, 516 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,435 and that's going to ramp things up for me real fast. 517 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,577 [whistling] 518 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,619 Ugh, wish I could whistle. 519 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,884 "Cabbage" is gang talk for money. 520 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,018 If you're in a gang with Spanky and Alfalfa. 521 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,021 Who? 522 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,282 All I know is... gun? Check! 523 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,105 Money? [static] Check! 524 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,073 Stop doing that! 525 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,161 What are you doing now? 526 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,420 If you must know, 527 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,122 I'm going to wire up the phone at Corner Gas 528 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,551 so when Brent picks it up, 529 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,507 he'll get a powerful electric shock. 530 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,895 And why do you want to give him 531 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,298 an electric shock, 532 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,041 which I'll be stopping you from doing. 533 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,212 It'll remind him 534 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,647 to call the gas truck for a delivery. 535 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,483 No, it'll remind him 536 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,481 that his father is a crazy person. 537 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,703 Shock therapy is solid science. 538 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,182 The current travels from here to... 539 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,142 [screaming] 540 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,620 Give me that before you kill... 541 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:49,659 [screaming] 542 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,454 [laughing] 543 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,708 It smarts, don't it? 544 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,490 [screaming] 545 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,485 [laughing] 546 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,188 What was I doing? 547 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,242 [Lacey]: Can I have your attention, everybody? 548 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,851 Just letting you know that I am back in the kitchen 549 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,942 whipping up a couple new and exciting dishes 550 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,071 that I'm sure you'll all enjoy. 551 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,204 What kind of weirdness is it now? 552 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,376 Weirdness? 553 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,901 Haven't you learned anything from this? 554 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,904 Haven't you learned we don't like new things? 555 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,556 We've been very up-front about this. 556 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,210 Oh, sure, this stuff's not bad. 557 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,864 That doesn't mean we want to spend our lives 558 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,688 on the constant razor's edge of the unknown. 559 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,777 Come on, Brent. 560 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,905 Help me out here 561 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,696 with this screwy Dog River logic. 562 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,441 Well... here's a bit of logic. 563 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,662 How did you make 564 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,010 a couple new, exciting dishes back there 565 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,270 when you said you were out of food? 566 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,836 Well... [laughing] 567 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,359 the thing is... 568 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,579 about that... 569 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,543 is... 570 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,543 just.... 571 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,235 This feels like stalling. 572 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,332 There's no emergency! 573 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,371 You have food! You lied to everyone. 574 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,547 You lied to me about having no hot dogs. 575 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,383 So I told a tiny fib. 576 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,811 I just wanted people to broaden their horizons. 577 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,688 We got nothing but horizons around here. 578 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,119 Fine. 579 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,466 I'm sorry... 580 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,985 although, for the record, I didn't lie to you. 581 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,518 There really are no hot dogs. 582 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,561 Oh. Well, all right, then. 583 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,127 So you're not upset about me lying to everyone else? 584 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,696 I can't be worried about everything, Lacey. 585 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,572 We're in the middle of a hot dog crisis here. 586 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:18,234 Behold, the fruits of my scientific mind. 587 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,401 Ethanol. 588 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,876 I... have made... 589 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,446 fuel! 590 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,154 Bit dramatic, don't you think? 591 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,452 Tom Hanks in Castaway? 592 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,237 Over the top when he did it too. 593 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,282 [Karen]: Freeze! 594 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,276 [Hank]: Hi, guys. 595 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,197 Hi. 596 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,501 What's up? 597 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,547 Well, what do you think is up, Wanda White? 598 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,033 We're busting your meth lab. 599 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,293 Meth lab? 600 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,725 We're not making meth. 601 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:41,691 Ecstasy? 602 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,077 Aspirin? 603 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,563 We just made cabbage fuel. 604 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,302 I made cabbage fuel. 605 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,783 I got shot in the face for it. 606 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,353 See? They're not making illegal drugs. 607 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,440 They're just making fuel. 608 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,259 See you later. 609 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,306 Davis! 610 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,570 Making your own fuel is illegal too. 611 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,573 It is? 612 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,314 It is? Huh. 613 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,435 Well... 614 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,917 look, there must be some way 615 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,186 we can make this minor indiscretion 616 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,190 go away. 617 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,191 Hmm? 618 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,582 No more stupid foot patrol. 619 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,795 It's time to get Tom Cruiser back on the road. 620 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:12,716 Wait. 621 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,890 Maybe we should test this fuel 622 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,415 on something else first... 623 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,368 besides our only patrol car. 624 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,677 Wanda knows what she's doing. 625 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,732 She went to college. 626 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,289 Hey, Mom. 627 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,246 Hey, Can-burglar. 628 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,693 Okay, that's enough. 629 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,039 I dragged your father over here 630 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,258 so you can both look each other in the eye 631 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,388 and apologize for being so pig-headed. 632 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,652 Okay. 633 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,524 Mom's right. 634 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,914 This did get out of hand, 635 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,437 and I was too slack, 636 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,260 and I'll be more responsible 637 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,177 in the future. 638 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,271 Nice. 639 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,829 Now it's your turn, Oscar. 640 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,566 I'm not going to apologize for being right! 641 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,618 The town turned completely bonkers, 642 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,803 just like I said it would. 643 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,008 It only went bonkers 644 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,837 because Captain Bonkers was at the helm 645 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,275 of the S.S. Bonkers, 646 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,061 and ploughed it right up onto the jagged shores 647 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,056 of Bonker-ton-ville. 648 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,067 What? 649 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,198 He knows what I mean. 650 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,890 Without him, the town would be fine. 651 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,287 [exploding] 652 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,940 Aren't you glad I convinced you 653 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,684 to try it on something else first? 654 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,415 I guess. 655 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,506 Not glad it was my lawnmower. 656 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,076 We might've made rocket fuel. 657 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,213 I made rocket fuel. 658 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:18,296 Oscar, we're not leaving 'til you apologize. 659 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,347 All right, all right. 660 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,052 If it'll make you both shut up... 661 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,569 I'm sorry I took all your canned goods, 662 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,352 and I'm sorry I called the gas company 663 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,957 and cancelled your next delivery truck. 664 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:26,787 Thank you. 665 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:27,624 Thank you. 666 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,621 Wait, you did what? 667 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,102 Had to teach you a lesson, 668 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,541 so I called and cancelled the fuel delivery 669 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,929 for another week. 670 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,151 Lunatic. 671 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,580 You really are an idiot. 672 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,666 You're the one 673 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,894 who wouldn't let me shock the boy! 674 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,813 Okay, do you have the list of things I need? 675 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,770 Yep, I have it right here. 676 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,458 Hot dogs... 677 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,727 There are other things on that list 678 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,030 besides hot dogs. 679 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,155 When I get the hot dogs, 680 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,247 I'll look at the rest of the list. 681 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,635 They'll, uh... 682 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,988 they'll let me carry gas on the bus, right? 683 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,388 [♪♪♪] 684 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,306 ♪ I don't know 685 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,705 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 686 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,284 ♪ I don't know 687 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,449 ♪ I just... don't know 688 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,845 ♪ Ooh 689 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,202 ♪ It's a great big place 690 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,371 ♪ Ooh 691 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,937 ♪ Full of nothing but space 692 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:32,294 ♪ Ooh 693 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,904 ♪ It's my happy place