1 00:00:02,542 --> 00:00:05,125 Narrator: IN EVERY GENERATION THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:06,959 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:06,959 --> 00:00:08,959 THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:08,959 --> 00:00:10,667 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:16,458 A LOT OF EDUCATORS TELL STUDENTS, 6 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:19,291 "THINK OF YOUR PRINCIPAL AS YOUR PAL." 7 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:23,917 I SAY, THINK OF ME AS YOUR JUDGE, JURY, AND EXECUTIONER. 8 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,125 TELL ME, 9 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,834 WHO DO YOU THINK 10 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:29,583 IS THE MOST TROUBLESOME STUDENT IN THIS SCHOOL? 11 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:35,333 WELL, IT IS QUITE A MATCH BETWEEN YOU TWO. 12 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:37,375 ON THE ONE HAND, 13 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:40,500 BUFFY HASN'T STABBED A HORTICULTURE TEACHER WITH A TROWEL. 14 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,583 I DIDN'T STAB ANYONE WITH A TROWEL. 15 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,250 THEY WERE PRUNING SHEARS. 16 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,917 ON THE OTHER HAND, 17 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:50,291 SHEILA HAS NEVER BURNED DOWN A SCHOOL BUILDING. 18 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,875 WELL, THAT WAS NEVER PROVEN. 19 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:54,041 THE FIRE MARSHAL SAID IT COULD'VE BEEN MICE. 20 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:55,375 MICE. 21 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,250 MICE THAT WERE SMOKING? 22 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,250 THE TWO OF YOU SEEM TO BE TIED 23 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,208 IN THE CLASS-CUTTING AND FIGHT-STARTING EVENTS. 24 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:03,083 YOU REALLY ARE NECK AND NECK HERE. 25 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,417 IT'S QUITE EXCITING. 26 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:06,667 WHAT DOES THE WINNER GET? 27 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,750 EXPELLED. 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,125 THURSDAY IS PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT. 29 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:15,542 YOUR PARENTS, ASSUMING YOU HAVE ANY, 30 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,083 WILL MEET YOUR TEACHERS, 31 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:19,375 ASSUMING YOU HAVE ANY LEFT. 32 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:25,125 I'VE DECIDED TO PUT THE TWO OF YOU IN CHARGE OF THIS EVENT. 33 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,959 YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO PREPARE THE REFRESHMENTS, 34 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,583 MAKE THE BANNERS, 35 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:31,166 AND TRANSFORM THE SCHOOL LOUNGE 36 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,875 INTO A HABITABLE PLACE FOR ADULTS. 37 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:37,250 THIS WILL INCUR MY GOODWILL... 38 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,542 AND MAY AFFECT WHAT I TELL YOUR PARENTS WHEN I MEET THEM. 39 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,667 ARE WE CLEAR? 40 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,083 I'M CLEAR. 41 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:43,417 DON'T YOU FEEL CLEAR? 42 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:46,708 WE'RE VERY CLEAR. 43 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:48,750 GOOD, BECAUSE YOU MESS UP THIS TIME, 44 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,792 AND YOUR PARENTS WILL BE COMING 45 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,417 TO CLEAN OUT YOUR LOCKERS. 46 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,542 WELL, IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD. 47 00:01:54,542 --> 00:01:56,375 WE CAN WORK ON THE BANNERS AT LUNCH TOMORROW 48 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,417 AND FIGURE OUT REFRESHMENTS THEN? 49 00:01:58,417 --> 00:01:59,875 YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. 50 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,041 HEY, MEATPIE! 51 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:04,917 SNYDER'S GOT YOU GUYS MAKING PARTY FAVORS, HUH? 52 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,458 HIS 2 WORST STUDENTS. 53 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:08,417 THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SEES WHEN SHE LOOKS AT ME-- 54 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:09,834 A SHEILA. 55 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:11,250 WELL, SHEILA'S DEFINITELY INTENSE. 56 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,125 THAT GUY WITH HER, 57 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:14,583 THAT'S THE GUY SHE CAN BRING HOME TO MOTHER. 58 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,542 SHE WAS ALREADY SMOKING IN FIFTH GRADE. 59 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,083 ONCE I WAS LOOK-OUT FOR HER. 60 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,458 YOU'RE BAD TO THE BONE. 61 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,125 I'M A REBEL. 62 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:23,125 IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M A SLAYER. 63 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,083 IT REQUIRES A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CUTTING AND FIGHTING. 64 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:26,500 WHAT'S SHEILA'S EXCUSE? 65 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,166 HOMEWORK. SHE WON'T DO IT. 66 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,917 AND MOST TEACHERS RESPECT THAT NOW. 67 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,875 OH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP AWAY 68 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,500 ANY SHARP IMPLEMENTS WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH HER. 69 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,000 DO YOU THINK ANY OTHER SLAYERS 70 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,625 EVER HAD TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? 71 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,125 IT'S NO BIGGIE. YOU'LL HAVE A NICE SOIRéE. 72 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,583 THE PARENTS WILL LOVE IT. 73 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:41,208 AS LONG AS NOTHING REALLY BAD HAPPENS 74 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:42,667 BETWEEN NOW AND THEN, YOU'LL BE FINE. 75 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,166 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? 76 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,667 NOW SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 77 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,083 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 78 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,708 NOT UNTIL SOME DUMMY SAYS, 79 00:02:48,708 --> 00:02:50,166 "AS LONG AS NOTHING BAD HAPPENS." 80 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,708 IT'S THE ULTIMATE JINX. 81 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,333 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 82 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:54,625 OR WERE YOU EVEN THINKING AT ALL? 83 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,708 WELL, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW. 84 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:03,250 MAYBE THIS TIME IT'LL BE DIFFERENT. 85 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,000 [SCREECH] 86 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,250 [INHALES] 87 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,375 [EXHALES] 88 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:34,250 HOME, SWEET HOME. 89 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,208 [HOWLING] 90 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,959 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 91 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,583 THE MASTER IS DEAD. 92 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:37,166 SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE HIS PLACE. 93 00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:39,667 AS LONG AS THE SLAYER'S ALIVE, 94 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:43,250 WHOEVER TAKES HIS PLACE WILL BE SHARING HIS GRAVE. 95 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,583 THEN LET THE SOUL WHO KILLS HER WEAR HIS MANTLE. 96 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:48,250 CAN YOU DO IT? 97 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,417 YES. 98 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,959 THIS WEEKEND, 99 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,417 THE NIGHT OF ST. VIGEOUS, 100 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:58,333 OUR POWER SHALL BE AT ITS PEAK. 101 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,000 WHEN I KILL HER, 102 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,208 IT'LL BE THE GREATEST EVENT SINCE THE CRUCIFIXION. 103 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:05,667 AND I SHOULD KNOW. 104 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,291 I WAS THERE. 105 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,583 YOU WERE THERE? 106 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:12,667 OH, PLEASE! 107 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:16,834 IF EVERY VAMPIRE WHO SAID HE WAS AT THE CRUCIFIXION 108 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:18,375 WAS ACTUALLY THERE, 109 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:21,208 IT WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE WOODSTOCK. 110 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,209 I OUGHT TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT. 111 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,583 I WAS ACTUALLY AT WOODSTOCK. 112 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,542 THAT WAS A WEIRD GIG. 113 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,333 I FED OFF A FLOWER PERSON, 114 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:36,917 AND I SPENT THE NEXT 6 HOURS WATCHING MY HAND MOVE. 115 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:37,917 OH! 116 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:42,208 SO, WHO DO YOU KILL FOR FUN AROUND HERE? 117 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,792 WHO ARE YOU? 118 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,250 SPIKE. 119 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:50,041 YOU'RE THAT ANOINTED GUY. 120 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:51,792 I READ ABOUT YOU. 121 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:56,959 YOU'VE GOT SLAYER PROBLEMS. 122 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,583 THAT'S A BAD PIECE OF LUCK. 123 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:03,041 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND WORKED REAL GOOD WITH SLAYERS? 124 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:04,000 KILLING THEM. 125 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,542 CAN YOU? 126 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:08,625 A LOT FASTER THAN NANCY BOY THERE. 127 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,625 YEAH, I DID A COUPLE OF SLAYERS IN MY TIME. 128 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:14,083 I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG. 129 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,583 WHO AM I KIDDING? 130 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,375 I LOVE TO BRAG! 131 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,667 THERE WAS THIS ONE SLAYER DURING THE BOXER REBELLION, 132 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:21,208 AND-- 133 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:26,708 DRUSILLA. 134 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:32,125 YOU SHOULDN'T BE WALKING AROUND. 135 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,750 YOU'RE WEAK. 136 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,834 LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE. 137 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:38,000 ARE THESE NICE PEOPLE? 138 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,625 WE'RE GETTING ALONG. 139 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,708 THIS ONE HAS POWER. 140 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:47,333 I COULD FEEL IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. 141 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,166 YEAH. HE'S THE BIG NOISE IN THESE PARTS, 142 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,667 ANOINTED AND ALL THAT. 143 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,667 DO YOU LIKE DAISIES? 144 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,417 HMM? 145 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:58,583 I PLANT THEM, BUT THEY ALWAYS DIE. 146 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:01,834 EVERYTHING I PUT IN THE GROUND WITHERS AND DIES. 147 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:07,500 SPIKE, I'M COLD. 148 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,583 I GOT YOU. 149 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,500 I'M A PRINCESS. 150 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,542 THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 151 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:36,583 ME AND DRU, WE'RE MOVING IN. 152 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,834 NOW, ANY OF YOU WANT TO TEST 153 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:45,792 WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST WRINKLIES AROUND HERE, 154 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,834 STEP ON UP. 155 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,750 I'LL DO YOUR SLAYER FOR YOU, 156 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,375 BUT YOU KEEP YOUR FLUNKIES 157 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:55,250 FROM TRYING ANYTHING BEHIND MY BACK. 158 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,417 DEAL? 159 00:07:58,041 --> 00:07:59,875 I CAN'T SEE HER. 160 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,125 THE SLAYER. I CAN'T SEE. 161 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,792 IT'S DARK WHERE SHE IS. 162 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:07,291 KILL HER. 163 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:09,875 KILL HER, SPIKE. 164 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:11,375 KILL HER FOR ME? 165 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,250 IT'S DONE, BABY. 166 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,792 KILL HER FOR PRINCESS? 167 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,417 I'LL CHOP HER INTO MESSES. 168 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,542 YOU ARE MY SWEET. 169 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:27,000 MY LITTLE SPIKE. 170 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,875 SO, HOW ABOUT THIS SLAYER? 171 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:35,792 IS SHE TOUGH? 172 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,000 OW! 173 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,333 WHAT'S WRONG? 174 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,209 I SPENT A GOOD PART OF MY ALLOWANCE 175 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:42,125 ON THIS NEW CREAM RINSE, 176 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,542 AND IT'S NEITHER CREAMY NOR RINSEY. 177 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,209 LIFE IS HARD, DEAR. 178 00:08:45,209 --> 00:08:46,500 DON'T I KNOW IT. 179 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,041 IS THAT A SPLIT END? 180 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,291 I GOT THE MAIL. 181 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:50,917 GOOD. 182 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,125 WHICH INCLUDED A REMINDER NOTICE ABOUT PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT 183 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,250 THURSDAY. 184 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,625 THAT'S GOOD. 185 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,917 WHICH YOU WERE PLANNING ON TELLING ME ABOUT... 186 00:08:57,917 --> 00:08:59,708 OH, FOR... 187 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,083 THE LAST 2 WEEKS. 188 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,125 UH-HUH. 189 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,750 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK 190 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:07,208 YOUR TEACHERS ARE GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT YOU? 191 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,708 WELL, I THINK THEY'LL ALL AGREE 192 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,625 THAT I ALWAYS BRING A PEN TO CLASS, 193 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:13,291 READY TO ABSORB THE KNOWLEDGE. 194 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,041 AND THIS ABSORPTION RATE, 195 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,209 HOW IS IT REFLECTED IN YOUR HOMEWORK AND TEST SCORES? 196 00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:19,167 WHAT CAN YOU REALLY TELL ABOUT A PERSON 197 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,166 FROM A TEST SCORE? 198 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,542 WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S EVER 199 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:22,542 GOING OUT WITH HER FRIENDS AGAIN. 200 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,667 OH, THAT. 201 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,875 WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOUR PRINCIPAL. 202 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,500 WON'T THAT BE SOMETHING? 203 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:36,291 LOOK, SWEETHEART, LIFE IS MORE THAN GRADES AND HOMEWORK 204 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,041 AND NOT GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL, 205 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,500 BUT WE MOVED ONCE 206 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,209 BECAUSE OF YOU GETTING IN TROUBLE, 207 00:09:42,209 --> 00:09:43,542 AND I HAD TO START A NEW BUSINESS, 208 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,250 NOT TO MENTION A NEW LIFE 209 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,209 IN A WHOLE NEW TOWN. 210 00:09:47,209 --> 00:09:50,041 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN. 211 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:51,417 WHAT I DON'T WANT 212 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,667 IS TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AGAIN. 213 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,250 MOM, THAT'S THE LAST THING THAT I WANT, TOO. 214 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,834 I'M TRYING. 215 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,959 I REALLY AM. I JUST-- 216 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:05,875 I HAVE A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME RIGHT NOW. 217 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,333 WAIT TILL YOU GET A JOB. 218 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,500 SLEEP TIGHT. 219 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,792 I HAVE A JOB. 220 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,000 SHEILA'S A NO-SHOW? 221 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,166 SHE GOES TO THIS REALLY RANK BAR, THE FISH TANK. 222 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:36,583 SOMETIMES THEY HAVE RAIDS AND OTHER STUFF THAT COULD MAKE YOU TARDY. 223 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,583 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME CRAM SOME FRENCH TONIGHT? 224 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,500 I DON'T WANT MR. DeJEAN TELLING MY MOTHER I'M AN IMBECILE. 225 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,667 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE BRONZE TONIGHT, 226 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,333 'CAUSE OF HOW YOU THOUGHT ANGEL MIGHT SHOW? 227 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,959 IF HE DOES, HE'LL MEET SOME OTHER NICE GIRL. 228 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,375 STUDYING COMES FIRST. 229 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,125 WE'RE GOING TO THE BRONZE. 230 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:55,500 I CAN STUDY AND PARTY AND DO PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT 231 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,959 AND MAKE MY MOTHER PROUD AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO-- 232 00:10:57,959 --> 00:10:59,125 Giles: BUFFY? 233 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,333 FIGHT VAMPIRES. 234 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,708 THERE IS NOTHING IN THE CHRONICLES 235 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,750 ABOUT AN EXTRANEOUS LUNAR CYCLE. 236 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,625 THE ORDER NEVER ACCURATELY CALCULATED THE MESOPOTAMIAN CALENDAR. 237 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,125 RUPERT, YOU HAVE GOT TO READ SOMETHING 238 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,500 THAT WAS PUBLISHED AFTER 1066. 239 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,625 VERY FUNNY. 240 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,250 WHAT'S THE UP, GUYS? 241 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,708 MS. CALENDAR HAS BEEN RESEARCHING-- 242 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,375 WELL, SURFING ON HER COMPUTER, 243 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,583 AND SHE'S-- WELL, ACCORDING TO HER CALCULATIONS, 244 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,625 THIS SATURDAY IS THE NIGHT OF ST. VIGEOUS. 245 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,959 LET ME GUESS. HE DIDN'T MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS. 246 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:27,083 NO. HE LED A CRUSADE OF--OF VAMPIRES. 247 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,500 THEY SWEPT THROUGH EDESSA, HARRAN, AND POINTS EAST. 248 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,708 AND THEY DIDN'T LEAVE MUCH BEHIND. 249 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,708 WELL, IF I SURVIVE PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT TOMORROW, 250 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,667 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT SATURDAY. 251 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,000 YOU'RE BEING A TAD FLIP, DON'T YOU THINK? 252 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,708 THIS IS SERIOUS. 253 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,792 AND GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL IS LAUGHS APLENTY? 254 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,333 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS-- 255 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,542 WHEN YOU LET YOUR LIFE INTERFERE WITH YOUR SLAYING. 256 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:48,583 OK, WELL, IF MY SLAYING DOESN'T GET ME EXPELLED, 257 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,708 THEN I PROMISE MY BANNER-MAKING WON'T GET ME KILLED, OK? 258 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,834 JUST, PLEASE, LET ME GET THROUGH THIS WEEK. 259 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:56,208 THIS SATURDAY'S GOING TO NEED A GREAT DEAL OF PREPARATION. 260 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,458 WELL, WE'LL HELP. 261 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:58,583 YEAH, I'LL WHITTLE STAKES. 262 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,000 AND I CAN RESEARCH STUFF. 263 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,542 AND WHILE I'M WHITTLING, 264 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:03,208 I PLAN TO WHISTLE A JAUNTY TUNE. 265 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:06,000 YOUR HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, 266 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,667 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLE, 267 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,083 BUFFY MUST FIGHT ALONE. YOU ARE, AFTER ALL, THE SLAY-- 268 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,750 Ms. Calendar: AHEM! 269 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,625 SLAY--UH... 270 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:17,125 SLAVES-- YOU'RE ALL SLAVES TO THE, UH, TELEVISION. 271 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,333 YES. 272 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,667 YOUNG PEOPLE NOWADAYS. SHALL WE GO? 273 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:20,959 LET'S. 274 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,500 YOU WOULDN'T BE HELPING BUFFY 275 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,875 IN SHEILA'S PLACE, WOULD YOU? 276 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,083 NO. 277 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,667 WE'RE HINDERING. 278 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:27,959 SHE DITCHED. 279 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,583 HMM! 280 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,125 I FEEL AN EXPULSION COMING ON. 281 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,625 NO, NO, ACTUALLY, SHEILA'S BEEN HELPING US FOR HOURS. 282 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,708 SHE JUST WENT OUT TO GET SOME MORE PAINT. 283 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:47,333 OH! OH, IS THERE NO MORE TEAL IN THE ART ROOM? 284 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,875 I KNOW YOU WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT, 285 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,875 BUT LET'S JUST GO WITH WHAT WE HAVE. 286 00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:56,500 JUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT ON THURSDAY. 287 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:01,875 THANKS FOR COVERING. THAT GUY'S A SERIOUS RODENT. 288 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,792 NO PROBLEM. 289 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:11,000 DID YOU REALLY BURN DOWN A SCHOOL BUILDING ONE TIME? 290 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,917 WELL, NOT ACTUALLY ONE TIME. 291 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,166 COOL. 292 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,375 ♪ A DRINK YOU CAN'T RESIST. ♪ 293 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:28,458 LE VACHE DOIT ME TOUCHE DE LA JEUDI. 294 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,041 WAS IT WRONG? 295 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,667 SHOULD I USE THE PLURAL? 296 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:36,000 NO, BUT YOU SAID, "THE COW SHOULD TOUCH ME FROM THURSDAY." 297 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,458 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I WAS FEELING. 298 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,959 AND YOU SAID IT WRONG. 299 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,458 OH, JE STINK. 300 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:44,041 YOU'RE JUST NOT FOCUSED. 301 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,083 IT'S ANGEL MISSAGE. 302 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,166 WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY FOR SURE. 303 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,000 IT WAS A "MAYBE SEE YOU THERE" KIND OF DEAL. 304 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,500 GUYS, I'M ALL ALONE OUT THERE. 305 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,166 SOMEBODY HAS TO DANCE WITH ME. 306 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,166 WELL, WE ARE STUDYING. 307 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,875 COME ON, ONE DANCE. 308 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,917 YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING NEARLY 12 MINUTES. 309 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,750 NO WONDER MY BRAIN'S FRIED. 310 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,458 COME ON. 311 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:12,625 ♪ I-- I-- I...♪ 312 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,500 ♪ DID A STUPID THING LAST NIGHT. ♪ 313 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,083 ♪ I CALLED YOU ♪ 314 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:22,458 ♪ A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS. ♪ 315 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,125 ♪ NO, NOT A MOMENT. ♪ 316 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,208 ♪ MORE LIKE THREE MONTHS OF WEAKNESS. ♪ 317 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,125 ♪ I'M ONE STEP AWAY ♪ 318 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,375 ♪ FROM CRASHING TO MY KNEES. ♪ 319 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,625 ♪ ONE STEP AWAY ♪ 320 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,250 ♪ FROM SPILLING MY GUTS ♪ 321 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,250 ♪ TO YOU. ♪ 322 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,166 GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 323 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,625 WHERE'S THE PHONE? 324 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,458 I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE. 325 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,209 THERE'S SOME BIG GUY OUT THERE TRYING TO BITE SOMEONE. 326 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,917 SLAYER. 327 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,250 SLAYEE. 328 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,166 GET HER OUT OF HERE! 329 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,875 AND A STAKE WOULD BE NICE! 330 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:04,333 I DON'T NEED TO WAIT FOR ST. VIGEOUS. 331 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,291 YOU'RE MINE. 332 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,291 SPIKE, GIVE ME A HAND. 333 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,875 BUFFY! 334 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,417 [CLAPPING] 335 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,208 NICE WORK, LOVE. 336 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,291 WHO ARE YOU? 337 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:31,792 YOU'LL FIND OUT ON SATURDAY. 338 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,625 WHAT HAPPENS ON SATURDAY? 339 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,209 I KILL YOU. 340 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:53,375 ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE'S DWAYNE AND WHICH ONE'S DELL? 341 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:54,917 DON'T TELL ME. 342 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:58,083 DELL'S THE ONE WITH THE TATTOOS. 343 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,250 YOU GUYS WEREN'T LYING ABOUT HAVING A CADILLAC, WERE YOU? 344 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,542 'CAUSE I'M CRAZY ABOUT A CAD. 345 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,291 JUST THE FEEL OF THE LEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO... 346 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,125 WHERE'D YOU GO? 347 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,166 WHAT'S GOING ON? 348 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,166 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? 349 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,500 NOT FUNNY! 350 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,917 WHO ARE YOU? 351 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,417 WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE? 352 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,041 DID YOU SEE... 353 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,542 THOSE 2 LOSERS 354 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,375 WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 355 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,458 WHAT HAPPENED TO 'EM? 356 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,875 THEY GOT SLEEPY. 357 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,417 HUH? 358 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:47,667 AND YOU GOT SOMETHING A WHOLE LOT BETTER. 359 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,750 HEY, WAIT UP. 360 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,125 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 361 00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,417 Giles: SPIKE... 362 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,417 THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER VAMPIRE CALLED HIM? 363 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,542 IT'S A LITTLE UNORTHODOX, ISN'T IT? 364 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,583 MAYBE HE'S REFORM. 365 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,750 PERHAPS HE WENT BY ANOTHER NAME IN TIMES PAST. 366 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,250 WELL, WHOEVER HE IS, WE'LL NEED ALL THE HELP 367 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,209 WE CAN GET COME THIS SATURDAY. 368 00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,625 SO THIS NIGHT OF ST. VIGEOUS DEAL, 369 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,083 IF THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK IN FORCE, 370 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,500 AREN'T WE THINKING VACATION? 371 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,417 WE CAN'T RUN. THAT WOULD BE WRONG. 372 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,125 COULD WE HIDE? 373 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,708 I MEAN, IF THAT SPIKE GUY IS LEADING THE ATTACK... 374 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,000 YEEE! 375 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,291 HE CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN ANY OTHER 376 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,125 CREATURES YOU'VE FACED. 377 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,875 Angel: HE'S WORSE. 378 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,834 ONCE HE STARTS SOMETHING, HE DOESN'T STOP 379 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,458 UNTIL EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH IS DEAD. 380 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:40,000 HMM. SO HE'S THOROUGH, GOAL-ORIENTED. 381 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,083 WE WERE AT THE BRONZE BEFORE. 382 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,750 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU MIGHT SHOW. 383 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,583 YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SURE IF YOU WERE GOING. 384 00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,417 I WAS BEING COOL. 385 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:53,667 COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR WHAT, LIKE 200 YEARS? 386 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,750 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GIRL MEANS 387 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,875 WHEN SHE SAYS MAYBE SHE'LL SHOW? 388 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,125 WOW. 2 CENTURIES OF DATING. 389 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,417 IF YOU ONLY HAD 2 A YEAR, THAT'S STILL, LIKE, 390 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,333 400 DATES WITH 400 DIFFERENT-- 391 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:07,209 WHY DO THEY CALL IT A MACE? 392 00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:10,166 WE DO HAVE SLIGHTLY MORE URGENT MATTERS TO DISCUSS. 393 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,208 YEAH, LIKE KEEPING MY MOM AWAY FROM PRINCIPAL SNYDER 394 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,500 TOMORROW NIGHT? 395 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,209 YEAH, AND NOT DYING SATURDAY. 396 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,500 ANGEL, DO YOU KNOW IF THIS SPIKE FELLOW 397 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,291 GOES UNDER ANY OTHER NAME? 398 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,750 OK, THAT'S IT. 399 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,000 I'M PUTTING A COLLAR WITH A LITTLE BELL ON THAT GUY. 400 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,375 [CHANTING] 401 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,667 Drusilla: MISS EDITH SPEAKS OUT OF TURN. 402 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,375 SHE'S A BAD EXAMPLE 403 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,667 AND WILL HAVE NO CAKES TODAY. 404 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,166 SHH! 405 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,500 DARLING, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT SOMETHING? 406 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,917 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 407 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,500 I MISS PRAGUE. 408 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,917 YOU NEARLY DIED IN PRAGUE. 409 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,291 IDIOT MOB. 410 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,166 THIS IS THE PLACE FOR US. 411 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,458 THE HELLMOUTH WILL RESTORE YOU, 412 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,917 PUT COLOR IN YOUR CHEEKS, 413 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,417 METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, 414 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:16,000 AND IN A FEW WEEKS' TIME... 415 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,875 THE STARS WILL ALIGN AND SMILE DOWN ON US. 416 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:22,834 AND THEN, GOD, THIS TOWN WILL BURN. 417 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,500 HA HA HA. A PRETTY FIRE. 418 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,959 THEY'RE PREPARING. 419 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,792 ST. VIGEOUS IS COMING UP. 420 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,333 SHOULD BE A PARTY. 421 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,208 YOU SHOULD GO UP WITH THEM AND CLEANSE. 422 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,458 DRU! 423 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,542 THE BOY DOESN'T TRUST YOU. 424 00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:44,000 THEY FOLLOW HIM. 425 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,917 I THINK SOMETIMES THAT ALL MY HAIR WILL FALL OUT, 426 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,542 AND I'LL BE BALD. 427 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,166 NEVER HAPPEN. 428 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,625 ALL RIGHT. 429 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,000 I'LL GO UP AND GET SHANTY WITH THE FELLAS, 430 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,375 BUT YOU GOT TO DO ME ONE FAVOR. 431 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,583 EAT SOMETHING. 432 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,209 YOU SEE, MISS EDITH, 433 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:10,875 IF YOU'D BEEN GOOD, YOU COULD WATCH WITH THE REST. 434 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,041 "3 NIGHTS THE UNHOLY ONES SCOURGE THEMSELVES 435 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,166 "INTO A FURY, 436 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:40,250 CULMINATING IN A SAVAGE ATTACK ON THE NIGHT OF ST. VIGEOUS." 437 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,583 DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER WHEN SATURDAY NIGHT MEANT DATE NIGHT? 438 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,792 YOU SURE DON'T. 439 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,417 OOH. PARENTS ARE ARRIVING IN AN HOUR. 440 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,458 OK, SO, UM, BANNERS ARE IN PLACE, 441 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,917 THE LOUNGE IS COMFY. WHAT AM I FORGETTING? 442 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,291 PUNCH? 443 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,333 PUNCH! I NEED PUNCH! 444 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,750 MY FINGERS ARE CRAMPING. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS? 445 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,959 3 MINUTES. 446 00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,625 SO CAN I GO NOW? 447 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,250 SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS MANY STAKES. 448 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,209 I MEAN, IF THIS GUY SPIKE IS AS MEAN AS YOU ALL SAID, 449 00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:04,208 IT SHOULD BE OVER PRETTY QUICKLY. 450 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,417 WE'RE STILL ALL ROOTING FOR YOU ON SATURDAY. 451 00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:08,834 I'D BE THERE FOR YOU MYSELF, 452 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,375 IF I DIDN'T HAVE A LEG WAX. 453 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,708 YOU GUYS HOLD DOWN THE FORT. 454 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,166 I'M PUNCH BOUND. 455 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:24,750 NO. 456 00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,750 WHAT KIND OF PUNCH DID YOU MAKE? 457 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,041 UH, LEMONADE. 458 00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,375 I MADE IT FRESH AND EVERYTHING. 459 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,291 HOW MUCH SUGAR DID YOU USE? 460 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,667 SUGAR? 461 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:44,750 IT'S VERY GOOD. 462 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,875 OK. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO 463 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,834 IS KEEP MY MOTHER AND SNYDER FROM CROSSING PATHS 464 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,834 FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. 465 00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,291 HI, MRS. SUMMERS. 466 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,792 HI, WILLOW. HI, HONEY. 467 00:22:53,792 --> 00:22:55,208 DID YOU, UH, DO ALL THIS? 468 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,250 YEAH! UM, HERE. HAVE SOME LEMONADE. 469 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,625 RIGHT AFTER WILLOW SHOWS YOU THE LIBRARY. 470 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,667 I HAVE TO STAY HERE AND HOSTESS. 471 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,209 RIGHT, THE LIBRARY. 472 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,000 WELL, NO. GILES AND EVERYONE... 473 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,500 IS LOCKED IN THERE STUDYING. 474 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,000 RIGHT. FRENCH CLASS IT IS. 475 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,208 WAS THAT YOUR MOTHER? 476 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,667 HERE. OH! 477 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,500 OH, SORRY. 478 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,000 UM, YEAH. YEAH. I WAS GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU, 479 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,750 BUT SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SAID MUCH. 480 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:25,208 YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH. 481 00:23:40,917 --> 00:23:42,792 GILES HAS US LOCKED UP IN THAT LIBRARY 482 00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,417 WORKING ON YOUR WEAPONS. 483 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:46,458 EVEN SLAVES GET MINIMUM WAGE. 484 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,333 WHAT? 485 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,291 YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE SLAGGED. 486 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:54,291 WHAT, ARE YOU JUST SKIPPING FOUNDATION ENTIRELY NOW? 487 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:57,250 CORDELIA, I HAVE AT LEAST 3 LIVES TO CONTEND WITH, 488 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,834 NONE OF WHICH REALLY MESH. 489 00:23:58,834 --> 00:24:01,250 IT'S KIND OF LIKE OIL AND WATER 490 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,250 AND A THIRD UNMESHABLE THING. 491 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,875 YEAH, AND I CAN SEE THE OIL. 492 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,625 IS THAT YOUR MOM? 493 00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:11,041 NOW, THAT IS A WOMAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO MOISTURIZE. 494 00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:13,208 DID IT, LIKE, SKIP A GENERATION? 495 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,291 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE SEEN 496 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,792 EVERY CLASSROOM ON CAMPUS. 497 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,917 AND JUST AS I GET THERE, 498 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,750 ALL YOUR TEACHERS MIRACULOUSLY HAVE STEPPED OUT. 499 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500 OH. OH. 500 00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:27,708 UM, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE BOILER ROOM YET, 501 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,750 AND YOU KNOW, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING, 502 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,250 WHAT WITH THE BOILER BEING IN THE ROOM AND ALL. 503 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,583 HI, I'M JOYCE SUMMERS. I'M BUFFY'S MOTHER. 504 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:36,708 PRINCIPAL SNYDER. 505 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,250 I'M AFRAID WE NEED TO TALK. 506 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,542 MY OFFICE IS DOWN HERE. 507 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,208 HE DIDN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY. 508 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:52,291 BUT YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB. 509 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,708 WHEN THEY'RE DONE TALKING... 510 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:54,875 WHAT? 511 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,041 MY GUESS? 512 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,542 10th HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, 513 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,667 YOU'LL STILL BE GROUNDED. 514 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:02,667 CORDELIA, HAVE SOME LEMONADE. 515 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,834 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 516 00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,875 THERE WHO IS? 517 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,417 OUR NEW FRIEND SPIKE. 518 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:14,083 HE'S KNOWN AS WILLIAM THE BLOODY. 519 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:18,250 EARNED HIS NICKNAME BY TORTURING HIS VICTIMS WITH RAILROAD SPIKES. 520 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,750 VERY PLEASANT. 521 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:20,792 OH, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 522 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,417 HE'S BARELY 200. 523 00:25:22,417 --> 00:25:24,583 HE'S NOT EVEN AS OLD AS ANGEL. 524 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:26,834 UH-OH. 525 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:29,625 THAT'S A BAD LOOK, RIGHT? 526 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:34,291 I THINK YOUR SUGGESTION OF RUNNING AWAY THIS SATURDAY 527 00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:36,458 MIGHT'VE BEEN A GOOD ONE. 528 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:41,708 SPIKE HAS FOUGHT 2 SLAYERS IN THE LAST CENTURY, AND... 529 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,291 HE'S KILLED THEM BOTH. 530 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:55,208 IN THE CAR, NOW. 531 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,792 WHAT CAN I SAY? 532 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,250 I COULDN'T WAIT. 533 00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:46,708 COME ON! 534 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,875 NOBODY GETS OUT, ESPECIALLY THE GIRL! 535 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:58,792 EVERYBODY, THIS WAY. COME ON! COME ON! 536 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,083 AAH! 537 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:07,208 AAH! AAH! AAH! 538 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,583 COME ON. 539 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,583 OH! 540 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,417 WHAT THE HELL? 541 00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:14,500 IT'S SPIKE AND AN ARMY! 542 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,750 LOOK OUT! 543 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,834 AAH! 544 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,125 BACK! 545 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:22,041 IN HERE! NOW! 546 00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:26,166 ARRGGH! 547 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,625 ARRGGH! 548 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,542 WE CUT THE POWER. NOBODY GOT OUT. 549 00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:45,083 AND THE SLAYER? 550 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:49,250 SHE EITHER WENT THAT WAY OR THAT WAY. 551 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:51,208 I SAW 2 OTHERS. 552 00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:53,333 YOU DON'T KNOW?! 553 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,708 I'M A VEAL KIND OF GUY. 554 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,583 YOU'RE TOO OLD TO EAT. 555 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,333 BUT NOT TO KILL. 556 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,417 I FEEL BETTER. 557 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:13,583 THEY'VE CUT THE PHONES. 558 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,250 WAIT A MINUTE. 559 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,625 THERE'S AN OLD BOARDED-UP CELLAR 560 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,291 BEHIND THE STACKS. 561 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:21,167 YOU CAN GET OUT THAT WAY. 562 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,708 FIND ANGEL. HE KNOWS ABOUT SPIKE. WE NEED HIM. 563 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,333 NO, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 564 00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,333 UNTIL I KNOW THAT BUFFY AND WILLOW ARE ALL RIGHT. 565 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,667 NO ONE WILL BE ALL RIGHT UNLESS WE GET SOME HELP. 566 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:33,417 WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? WHAT DO THEY WANT? 567 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:35,500 I DIDN'T GET MUCH OF A LOOK, 568 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,708 BUT IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR FACES? 569 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,875 YES! 570 00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:39,166 PCP. 571 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:41,208 IT'S A GANG ON PCP. 572 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:43,250 WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 573 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,708 YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE! THEY'LL KILL YOU! 574 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,750 YOU DON'T TELL ME! I TELL YOU. 575 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,708 THEY WILL KILL EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM. 576 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,542 NOBODY GOES OUT, NOBODY COME IN 577 00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:54,708 UNTIL I SAY SO. DO YOU HEAR ME? 578 00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,959 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 579 00:28:56,959 --> 00:29:00,291 I'M THE ONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO STOP THEM. 580 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:02,166 BUFFY, ARE YOU CRAZY? 581 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:04,750 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF FIGHTING AND OTHER THINGS, 582 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:05,834 BUT THOSE GUYS ARE SERIOUS. 583 00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,417 YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE. 584 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,166 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING UP THERE. 585 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:19,667 DON'T WORRY, MOM. 586 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:23,250 ♪ SLAYER ♪ 587 00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:27,625 HERE, KITTY, KITTY. 588 00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:33,875 I FIND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS FIRST, 589 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,708 I'M GONNA SUCK HIM DRY... 590 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,291 AND USE THEIR BONES TO BASH YOUR HEAD IN. 591 00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:45,291 ARE YOU GETTING A WORD PICTURE HERE? 592 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,333 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 593 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,834 SPIKE! 594 00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,625 LISTEN. 595 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:05,375 ♪ SOMEONE'S IN THE CEILING ♪ 596 00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:08,583 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 597 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,667 THERE ARE AT LEAST 3 VAMPIRES IN THAT HALL! 598 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,583 GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY OTHERS IN THE BUILDING! 599 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,417 LISTEN, I AM THE WATCHER. 600 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:15,583 I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR HER, 601 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,166 AND I HAVE TO GO. 602 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:19,875 RUPERT... 603 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,542 BE CAREFUL. 604 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:23,333 PUSH THESE BACK AS SOON AS I'M-- 605 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,917 BUFFY. 606 00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:29,917 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 607 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,500 HOW ARE THE OTHERS? 608 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,542 PRINCIPAL SNYDER, MY MOTHER, AND 4 OTHERS 609 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,834 ARE LOCKED IN THE SCIENCE ROOM ACROSS THE HALL. 610 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:40,625 WILLOW AND CORDELIA RAN THE OTHER WAY. 611 00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:43,125 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE-- WHERE'S XANDER? 612 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:45,583 HE GOT OUT THROUGH THE STACKS. HE'S GETTING ANGEL. 613 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,542 GOOD. OK, I'M GOING TO TAKE THE VAMPS OUT IN THE HALL. 614 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,417 AFTER THAT, YOU GET MY MOM AND THE OTHERS OUT THE SAME WAY. 615 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:51,708 LET ME HELP YOU. 616 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:54,166 GILES, MY MOTHER'S IN THAT ROOM. 617 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,458 IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE, 618 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,041 I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE SURE SHE DOES. 619 00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:59,291 BLOODY RIGHT, I WILL. 620 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,917 FAIR ENOUGH. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 621 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:03,500 WELL, THEY SPLIT UP TO HOLD US HERE, 622 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,291 SO I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM ONE ON ONE. 623 00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:07,583 SET 'EM UP... AND KNOCK 'EM DOWN. 624 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,500 WATCH YOUR BACK. 625 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:18,959 WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN? 626 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:20,708 THIS IS MY SCHOOL. 627 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:24,250 WHAT I SAY GOES, AND I SAY THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 628 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,375 WELL, THEN, I GUESS THE DANGER'S OVER. 629 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,959 I'M NOT WAITING FOR THEM TO OPEN THE DOORS. 630 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:28,959 I'M GETTIN' OUT! 631 00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:31,000 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 632 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,750 I'M BEGINNING TO SEE A CERTAIN MOTHER/DAUGHTER RESEMBLANCE. 633 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:37,375 NO! LOOK, YOU HEARD WHAT BUFFY SAID. 634 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,375 SHE'S A STUDENT. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW? 635 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,166 THE, UH, DOOR IS SOLID. 636 00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:53,708 USE YOUR HEAD. 637 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,542 YOU! COME WITH ME! 638 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:12,583 AH! I DID IT! 639 00:32:15,583 --> 00:32:18,208 HE'S GOT ME! HELP! HELP! 640 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,375 [SCREAMING] 641 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:48,375 YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS SPIKE GUY, SO, UM, 642 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,834 YOU GOT A PLAN? 643 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,208 GOOD PLAN. 644 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,875 I THINK HE'S GONE. 645 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:54,500 HE COULD COME BACK. 646 00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,291 [SIGHS] WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 647 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:00,250 PRAY? 648 00:33:25,542 --> 00:33:27,125 HEY! GUARD THE DOOR! 649 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,792 I'M ALMOST IN. 650 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,542 BUFFY, ARE YOU OK? 651 00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:43,125 I'M FINE, MOM. 652 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,917 BUFFY, LOOK, GET OUT OF HERE, OK? 653 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,125 WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 654 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,708 LOOK, JUST HANG ON FOR ONE MORE MINUTE 655 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,417 UNTIL I TELL YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR. 656 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,083 [WHISPERING] SHEILA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 657 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,708 SORRY I'M LATE. 658 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,542 THERE'S SOME REALLY WEIRD GUYS OUTSIDE. 659 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,750 SHH! YEAH, I KNOW. 660 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,166 THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US. 661 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,583 THIS SHOULD BE FUN. 662 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,000 ANGELUS! 663 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,333 YEAH! SPIKE. 664 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:28,000 [LAUGHS] I'LL BE DAMNED! 665 00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:35,834 I TAUGHT YOU TO ALWAYS GUARD YOUR PERIMETER. 666 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:37,291 TSK TSK TSK. 667 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,834 YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE OUT THERE. 668 00:34:38,834 --> 00:34:41,500 I DID. I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS. 669 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,041 WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU? 670 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,166 EVERYTHING. 671 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,000 YEAH? COME UP AGAINST THIS SLAYER YET? 672 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,333 SHE'S CUTE. 673 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:49,458 NOT TOO BRIGHT, THOUGH. 674 00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:52,667 GAVE THE PUPPY DOG "I'M ALL TORTURED" ACT. 675 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:55,166 KEEPS HER OFF MY BACK WHEN I FEED. 676 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:58,917 HA HA! PEOPLE STILL FALL FOR THAT ANNE RICE ROUTINE? 677 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:01,209 WHAT A WORLD. 678 00:35:01,209 --> 00:35:04,834 I KNEW YOU WERE LYING, UNDEAD... LIAR GUY. 679 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:10,417 WANT A BITE BEFORE WE KILL HER? HMM? 680 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:13,375 STAY BEHIND ME. 681 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,041 Giles: BUFFY, LOOK OUT! 682 00:35:56,792 --> 00:35:58,250 MOM, NOW! 683 00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,625 COME ON, LET'S GO. 684 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:02,792 GET THEM OUT! 685 00:36:02,792 --> 00:36:04,125 YOU'RE COMING, TOO. 686 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,041 IN A MINUTE. GO! 687 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:08,167 BUFFY! 688 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,917 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THE KILLING FIELDS FOR AN AGE. 689 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,375 I'M NOT MUCH FOR COMPANY. 690 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:14,542 NO. YOU NEVER WERE. 691 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,500 SO, WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF THIS SLAYER? 692 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,875 SCARED? 693 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,583 YEAH. TIME WAS YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER OUT 694 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:20,500 IN A HEARTBEAT. 695 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,208 NOW LOOK AT YOU. 696 00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:25,209 I MEAN, THIS TORTURED THING IS AN ACT, RIGHT? 697 00:36:25,209 --> 00:36:27,208 YOU'RE NOT... HOUSEBROKEN? 698 00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,291 I SAW HER KILL THE MASTER. 699 00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:32,083 HEY, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE HER ALONE? 700 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:33,375 BE MY GUEST. 701 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,917 I'LL JUST FEED AND RUN. 702 00:36:34,917 --> 00:36:36,542 NOW, DON'T BE SILLY. 703 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,166 WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. 704 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,125 LET'S DRINK TO IT. 705 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:46,250 NO...NO... 706 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:50,333 YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME?! 707 00:36:53,542 --> 00:36:57,667 YOU WERE MY SIRE, MAN! YOU WERE MY... YODA! 708 00:36:57,667 --> 00:36:58,875 THINGS CHANGE. 709 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:02,542 NOT US! NOT DEMONS. 710 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:05,250 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU UNCLE TOM! 711 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,125 COME ON, PEOPLE. 712 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,875 THIS ISN'T A SPECTATOR SPORT! 713 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:22,875 FE, FI, FO, FUM. 714 00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:28,125 I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A NICE...RIPE...GIRL. 715 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,250 DO WE REALLY NEED WEAPONS FOR THIS? 716 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,542 I JUST LIKE THEM. 717 00:37:35,542 --> 00:37:37,834 THEY MAKE ME FEEL ALL MANLY. 718 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:50,792 THE LAST SLAYER I KILLED... 719 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,333 SHE BEGGED FOR HER LIFE. 720 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:57,500 YOU DON'T STRIKE ME 721 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,000 AS THE BEGGING KIND. 722 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,167 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE. 723 00:38:02,167 --> 00:38:05,583 NO. I MESSED UP YOUR DOILIES AND STUFF. 724 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:08,250 BUT I JUST GOT SO BORED. 725 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 726 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,834 AS A PERSONAL FAVOR FROM ME TO YOU, 727 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,250 I'LL MAKE IT QUICK. 728 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,750 IT WON'T HURT A BIT. 729 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,500 NO, SPIKE. IT'S GONNA HURT A LOT. 730 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,208 COME ON, EVERYONE. THIS WAY. 731 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,209 NOW, THAT HURT... 732 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,708 BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THIS WILL. 733 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:23,125 YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. 734 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,375 WOMEN! 735 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:39,500 NOBODY LAYS A HAND ON MY LITTLE GIRL. 736 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:46,834 TAKE CARE OF THIS. 737 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:53,542 HELLO, BOB. 738 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:56,417 IT'S OVER. THEY ALL GOT AWAY. 739 00:39:56,417 --> 00:40:00,291 I GOT A BODY INSIDE, AND I GOT ANOTHER ONE ON THE SOUTH LAWN. 740 00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,500 IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS PULLED RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW. 741 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,208 I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO THROUGH THAT WINDOW. 742 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:08,959 WELL, ANOTHER WONDERFUL FUN-FILLED EVENING. 743 00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:12,000 EH, YES. YOU KNOWN, UM, 744 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,708 I WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU DECIDE TO START AVOIDING ME. 745 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:24,166 SO WHEN YOU GAVE HIM MY NECK TO CHEW ON, 746 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,458 WHY DIDN'T YOU CLOCK HIM BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE TO CLOCK YOU? 747 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,708 I TOLD YOU, I COULDN'T MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. 748 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,333 I HAD TO SEE IF HE WAS BUYING IT OR NOT. 749 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,375 AND IF HE'D BIT ME, WHAT THEN? 750 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,250 WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN HE BOUGHT IT. 751 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:38,375 HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU BEING SPIKE'S SIRE? 752 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,208 WHAT'S A SIRE? 753 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:43,750 I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE MEDIA PEOPLE. 754 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,875 SO? 755 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,959 SO...YOU WANT THE USUAL STORY? 756 00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:49,542 GANG-RELATED? PCP? 757 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:52,333 WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND, THE TRUTH? 758 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,917 RIGHT. 759 00:40:54,917 --> 00:40:56,708 GANG-RELATED. PCP. 760 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,917 SO WHAT DID YOU AND PRINCIPAL SNYDER TALK ABOUT, ANYWAY? 761 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:07,000 PRINCIPAL SNYDER SAID YOU WERE A TROUBLEMAKER. 762 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,834 AND I COULD CARE LESS. 763 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:13,083 I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF... 764 00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:14,917 WHO'S BRAVE AND RESOURCEFUL 765 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:17,417 AND THINKS OF OTHERS IN A CRISIS. 766 00:41:17,417 --> 00:41:19,250 NO MATTER WHO YOU HANG OUT WITH 767 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,417 OR WHAT DUMB TEENAGE STUFF YOU THINK YOU NEED TO DO, 768 00:41:21,417 --> 00:41:24,083 I'M GONNA SLEEP BETTER KNOWING ALL THAT. 769 00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:27,959 ABOUT HOW LONG TILL THIS WEARS OFF 770 00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:29,667 AND YOU START RAGGING ON ME AGAIN? 771 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:32,458 OH, AT LEAST A WEEK AND A HALF. 772 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:33,750 VERY COOL. 773 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:42,583 Cordelia: AND IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS, I SWEAR, 774 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,000 I'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN. 775 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,375 UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVE IT. 776 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,208 OR IF IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH, 777 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,792 IN WHICH CASE, I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANYONE ELSE 778 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:52,917 CAN HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE-- 779 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:55,083 ASK FOR SOME ASPIRIN. 780 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:57,667 AND CAN YOU PLEASE SEND SOME ASP--HEY. 781 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:10,375 SPIKE... DID SHE HURT YOU? 782 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,083 IT WAS CLOSE, BABY, BUT... 783 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:14,209 AW...COME HERE. 784 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:18,417 A SLAYER WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 785 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:20,583 THAT SURE AS HELL WASN'T IN THE BROCHURE. 786 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,250 YOU'LL KILL HER. 787 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:24,542 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE A NICE CELEBRATION. 788 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,125 YEAH, A PARTY. 789 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:30,291 YEAH, WITH STREAMERS... AND SONGS. 790 00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:32,750 HOW'S THE ANNOYING ONE? 791 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,417 HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY. 792 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:37,166 FIGURES. 793 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:39,959 WELL, SUPPOSE I BETTER GO MAKE NICE. 794 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,667 YOU FAILED. 795 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:54,250 I, UM...I OFFER PENANCE. 796 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,834 PENANCE?! 797 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,667 YOU SHOULD LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE! 798 00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,250 OUR NUMBERS ARE DEPLETED. 799 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,917 THE FEAST OF ST. VIGEOUS HAS BEEN RUINED BY YOUR IMPATIENCE! 800 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,750 I WAS RASH... 801 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,542 AND IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN... 802 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,125 WHO AM I KIDDING? 803 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:13,208 I WOULD DO IT... 804 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,583 EXACTLY THE SAME. 805 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:17,209 ONLY I'D DO THIS... 806 00:43:17,209 --> 00:43:18,333 FIRST! 807 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,333 ARRGGH! 808 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,667 FROM NOW ON... 809 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:38,583 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE LESS RITUAL... 810 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:41,458 AND A LITTLE MORE FUN AROUND HERE! 811 00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:53,792 LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON TV. 812 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,250 GRR! ARRGGH!