1
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[GROWLS]

2
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GARDNER:
Zip it, gruesome.

3
00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,317
Don't agitate the prisoner, Gardner.

4
00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:25,356
What? Are you kidding?
Agitating's the best part.

5
00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,485
<i>BATMAN: When the Green Lantern Corps
asked me to join...</i>

6
00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,152
<i>...Guy Gardner on his assignment...</i>

7
00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,992
<i>...it was because
they wanted someone for cleanup.</i>

8
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<i>Should this hothead created
another one of his famous messes.</i>

9
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<i>Needless to say,
this mission involved a lot of cleaning.</i>

10
00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,206
Unh! Watch it, lunkhead.

11
00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:46,278
You watch it.
You nearly stepped on my prisoner.

12
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[CHUCKLES]

13
00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:50,976
That's your prisoner?

14
00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:54,177
What did you use to catch him,
a mousetrap or a fly swatter?

15
00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,118
Hey, this poozer's
from the planet Kvell.

16
00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,992
[IN BABY VOICE]
Does the mean little criminal...

17
00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,491
...need his diaper changed?

18
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,822
Hey, I get these cuffs off, pal...

19
00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,364
...and I make your face
as ugly as your haircut.

20
00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,525
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Go soak your head.

21
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,799
Didn't you hear what Kilowog said?

22
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- He's from Kvell.
- And?

23
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And when Kvellians interact
with any form of liquid they get...

24
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[GRUNTS]

25
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Really, really big.

26
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[GRUNTING]

27
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Where is he?

28
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Where is he?

29
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[YELLING AND GRUNTING]

30
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[BEEPING]

31
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[GROANS]

32
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Heh.

33
00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,891
[GRUNTING]

34
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Need a hand, Guy?

35
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No.

36
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[IN STRAINED VOICE]
Well, maybe.

37
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PETEY: Hey, you crumb-bums.
Let me out of here.

38
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When I get my hands on you,
I'll tear you limb from limb.

39
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This mess, Gardner,
you're cleaning up.

40
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[ALARM BLARING]

41
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[INMATES SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

42
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INMATE:
Let's get out of here!

43
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Really, Green Arrow,
I can handle this myself.

44
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[GRUNTING]

45
00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,024
[MUTTERING]

46
00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,696
Afraid that I'll show you up again, Bats?

47
00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,369
- Again?
- As in always.

48
00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,911
As in, in your dreams.

49
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[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

50
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,123
[GRUNTS]

51
00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,698
Oh, oh, uhn!

52
00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,098
[GRUNTING]

53
00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:21,948
Let's see. I've got 19, 22, 26...

54
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,183
And so have you.

55
00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,517
We're tied.

56
00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:28,523
- As if that really matters.
- Of course it doesn't.

57
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<i>BATMAN: So maybe Green Arrow and I
are just a little competitive.</i>

58
00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,295
<i>It's not like
we get carried away with it...</i>

59
00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,991
<i>...much.</i>

60
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<i>MERLIN:
Bend, time, bend, then rip apart</i>

61
00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,107
<i>Carry us back to home and hearth</i>

62
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We've just been teleported.

63
00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,126
Ladies and gentlemen,
the world's greatest detective.

64
00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,629
Okay, doc, where are we?

65
00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,461
Better to ask, "When are we?"

66
00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:15,302
It is the 5th century A.D.,
the place is Britain, and I...

67
00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,369
...am Merlin Ambrosius.

68
00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,380
No, really. Where are we?

69
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I'm convinced.

70
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MERLIN:
You must forgive the suddenness...

71
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...with which I have brought
you here.

72
00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,721
It was a desperate act
by a desperate man.

73
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Not long ago, a student of mine...

74
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<i>...King Arthur's half sister,
Morgaine Le Fey...</i>

75
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<i>...seeking to wrest the throne
from our beloved king...</i>

76
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<i>...gathered her army
and attacked Camelot.</i>

77
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<i>The Knights of the Round Table
fought valiantly...</i>

78
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<i>...but they were no match
for Morgaine's enchantments.</i>

79
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<i>Nor, I'm sorry to say, was I.</i>

80
00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:05,721
<i>The student had surpassed the master.</i>

81
00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,092
<i>Camelot fell.</i>

82
00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,253
<i>All within the castle walls
were ensorcelled...</i>

83
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,867
<i>...transformed into things of stone.</i>

84
00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:18,035
<i>And a terrible darkness...</i>

85
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...fell over the land, but hope remains.

86
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BATMAN: The sword in the stone.
GREEN ARROW: Excalibur.

87
00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,777
I hid it away years ago
for just such a purpose.

88
00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:36,786
Only Excalibur's magic can defeat Le Fey
and restore our king.

89
00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,446
Then why haven't you used it?

90
00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:42,116
Only the one who is worthy
can retrieve it.

91
00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,956
And this why you brought us here?

92
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,621
Well, don't keep everyone
in suspense, doc.

93
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,461
Which one of us is the one
who is worthy?

94
00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:53,935
The answer, I'm afraid,
is not so clear.

95
00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:57,634
Merlin must not be allowed
to retrieve the sword.

96
00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,074
You know what you must do, my pet.

97
00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,913
Jason Blood lives to serve.

98
00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,813
It's not Jason Blood I'm interested in.

99
00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:12,856
<i>Change, change, O form of man
Release the might from fleshy mire</i>

100
00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,756
<i>Boil the blood in heart of fire</i>

101
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,654
<i>Gone, gone, the form of man</i>

102
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,028
<i>Rise, the demon Etrigan</i>

103
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,130
[GROWLS]

104
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,070
MERLIN:
I turned to mystic runes...

105
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,837
...to reveal
the one person in all the universe...

106
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,536
...beside Arthur himself...

107
00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,740
...fated to free the sword
from the stone.

108
00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,544
Alas, they would only divulge
that either of you...

109
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,053
...might be the one who is worthy.

110
00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:47,386
Yet, now after seeing you
in the flesh...

111
00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:52,224
...it is clear that you, my Dark Knight,
you are our shining hope.

112
00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,662
Oh, come on.

113
00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:56,766
[HORSES NEIGHING]

114
00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:04,367
Aah!

115
00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:11,707
[ROARS]

116
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,851
[HORSES NEIGHING]

117
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,190
[GRUNTS]

118
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:26,456
Demon's claws will rend and shred...

119
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:31,327
...and soon remove
the Dark Knight's head.

120
00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,763
[GRUNTING]

121
00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,205
[GROWLS]

122
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,075
[SCREAMS]

123
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,154
[MOANS]

124
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,057
Well, that's 14 for me, Bats.

125
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,630
We're fighting for our lives against
a horde of supernatural creatures.

126
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,132
This isn't the time for infantile games.

127
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,164
[GROWLS]

128
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,435
Fifteen.

129
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,077
[SCREAMS]

130
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,954
You were my servant once, Etrigan...

131
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,093
...before Le Fey's enchantments
stole you from me.

132
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,491
And you shall be my servant again.

133
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,132
Huh? Ooh.

134
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,334
Twenty-five.

135
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,313
GREEN ARROW:
Thirty-one.

136
00:10:55,055 --> 00:11:01,051
These two would make a mockery
of Queen Morgaine's grand destiny.

137
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,855
[MUTTERING]

138
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:10,060
But demon power runs unrestrained,
and demon wrath can't be contained.

139
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,975
BATMAN:
Merlin, are you all right?

140
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:30,316
Oh, humiliated, but otherwise intact.

141
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,986
Incompetent slave.

142
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,822
Never send a demon
to do a queen's job.

143
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,759
I have to go now, Arthur.

144
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,162
But don't worry,
my dear beloved brother.

145
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:46,829
I'll be back soon,
to crush you into rubble.

146
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,533
Etrigan, come.

147
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,448
For the record, Bats, it was my arrow
that nailed the demon.

148
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,606
Nope, Batgrenade took him down.

149
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:01,185
Think your horse needs a rest
from carrying that enormous ego?

150
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,378
Enough.

151
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,988
We have arrived.

152
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:11,188
Yonder lies the tower of Excalibur,
where the mystic sword is hidden.

153
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:16,360
The time has come
for the one who is worthy...

154
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,801
...to enter the tower
and pluck Excalibur from the stone.

155
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,270
You alone can do this.

156
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,069
You alone?

157
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,212
Sorry, but the last time I checked...

158
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,473
...the mystic runes left this one
up for debate.

159
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,446
[HORSE NEIGHS]

160
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,017
He's so predictable.

161
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,920
If I turn out to be the one, you're not
gonna take it personally, are you?

162
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,994
You're afraid I'm gonna top you again.

163
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,098
BATMAN: Again?
GREEN ARROW: As in always.

164
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,927
BATMAN:
As in, in your...

165
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,826
...dreams.

166
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,028
Doom.

167
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:58,275
Uh... Did I forget to mention the ogres
that protect the tower?

168
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,344
Ogres? Plural?

169
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,606
MERLIN:
Brothers, I'm afraid.

170
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,849
Mm. Food.

171
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,453
[HORSES NEIGHING]

172
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,158
[GASPS THEN GRUNTS]

173
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,630
OGRE:
Hot.

174
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,036
Wait for it.

175
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,601
[TIMER RINGS]

176
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,137
[MOANS]

177
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,645
[OGRE 2 GROWLING]

178
00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:00,234
The spirits of the tower have borne
witness to your victory, Dark Knight.

179
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,634
His victory?

180
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,333
You may now enter
and retrieve Excalibur.

181
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,171
Camelot is saved.

182
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,910
Not just yet, Merlin.

183
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,245
Excalibur's magic reigns here,
Morgaine.

184
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,852
No sorcery can prevent he who is worthy
from reaching his destiny.

185
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:23,189
My dear teacher,
I have no intention of stopping him at all.

186
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,993
In fact, I want the Dark Knight
to reach his destiny...

187
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,240
[THUNDER CRASHING]

188
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:42,210
...so he may gain Excalibur
for his new master.

189
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,393
MORGAINE:
Go, claim your destiny.

190
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,790
Can someone please tell me...

191
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,958
...why everyone just assumes
Batman is the worthy one?

192
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,899
You know, people, it could be me.

193
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,005
You traitorous witch.

194
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,745
Archer, here's your chance
to prove yourself.

195
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,674
Stop the Dark Knight
from gaining Excalibur.

196
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:22,117
If you fail, our lives will be lost
and Camelot with us.

197
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,737
Come on, Bats.

198
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,349
You're not gonna let her dance you
around like a puppet, are you?

199
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,949
Okay, be that way.

200
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,648
[GRUNTING]

201
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,736
[GRUNTS THEN YELLS]

202
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,311
[GRUNTING]

203
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,371
[THUNDER CRASHING]

204
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,578
Aah!

205
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:34,626
Finish the old fool.

206
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,729
Easy, Bats, easy. It's me.

207
00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:47,203
Your buddy, Green Arrow.

208
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,807
BATMAN:
Green Arrow?

209
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,837
Destroy him.

210
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,072
[GRUNTING]

211
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,943
[SCREAMS]

212
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,751
It's over.

213
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:07,188
<i>Change, change, O form of man
Release the might from...</i>

214
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,089
[GROWLING]

215
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,459
[GRUNTS]

216
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,003
- What is it?
- Nothing, milady.

217
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:31,246
Fulfill your destiny, Dark Knight.
Remove the sword from the stone.

218
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,317
Aah!

219
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,628
Game's over, Le Fey.

220
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,493
How?

221
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,362
MERLIN:
A gift from an old fool...

222
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,870
...who perhaps isn't as old or as foolish
as we both believed.

223
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,645
Blood, to me, now.

224
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,913
Merlin has released me
from your enchantment, Morgaine.

225
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,882
He's given me my freedom at last.

226
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:11,012
Idiot. Of what use
is freedom to the dead?

227
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,326
[ROARS]

228
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,588
[CACKLING]

229
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,202
Excalibur. It's our only chance.

230
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,031
[GRUNTS]

231
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,038
It won't come out.

232
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,442
Then you're not the one
who is worthy?

233
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,307
Apparently not.

234
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,881
[GRUNTS]

235
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,511
[ROARS]

236
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,747
<i>Gone, gone the form of man</i>

237
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:49,691
<i>Rise, the demon Etrigan</i>

238
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,415
[EXHALES]

239
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,720
Surrender, old man.

240
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:26,161
Arthur's reign is done and you with it.

241
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:30,234
This is the age of Le Fey.

242
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,378
And finally...

243
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,414
You?

244
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,019
I know, I know, I'm amazing, right?

245
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,285
You think your pathetic arrows
can stop me?

246
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:59,262
Maybe not,
but I'm betting that this will. Uhn! Uhn!

247
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:04,028
Only the one who is worthy
can release Excalibur from the stone...

248
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,765
...and all you're worthy of
is failure and death.

249
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,176
Maybe the one that was worthy
is really two.

250
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,481
[ROARS]

251
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,129
[SCREECHING]

252
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,474
[MOANS]

253
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,205
Forgive me, archer. I misjudged you.

254
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,713
Eh, you're not the first.

255
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,716
BATMAN:
You're free now, Etrigan.

256
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,319
What will you do?

257
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,752
When will you foolish mortals learn?

258
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:03,088
A demon's fate's not your concern.

259
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,863
GREEN ARROW:
Oh, he's a charmer, that one.

260
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,265
MERLIN: King Arthur will be most
grateful for all you have done.

261
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,206
I have no doubt
that he will knight you both.

262
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,676
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

263
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,781
Why in the world
would Arthur knight him?

264
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,610
If it wasn't for me,
you'd be a statue now.

265
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,050
And if it wasn't for me,
you'd be dragon jerky.

266
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:32,214
Just can't handle the fact
that I showed you up again, can you?

267
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,225
Dark Knight, archer, please.

268
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,228
- Again?
- As in always.

269
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:42,630
This conduct is most unbecoming
in candidates for knighthood.

270
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,565
As in, in your dreams.

271
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,630
[SIGHS]

272
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:57,776
I guess we really do take this
competitive thing way too far, huh?

273
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,248
Since we took Le Fey together,
when you think about it...

274
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,289
...we're still tied, right?
- Right.

275
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,725
- And what's wrong with that?
- Nothing.

276
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[BEEPING]

277
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,088
Break-in at Bank of Star City.

278
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,894
Bet this can get there
before your bucket of bolts can.

279
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,437
<i>BATMAN:
I know, I know. Totally juvenile.</i>

280
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You're on.

281
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,431
[ENGLISH SDH]