1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:03,916 Here you go.Okay. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,006 Toothbrushes, toothpaste, towels, 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,138 diapers, formula. 4 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:09,052 Mustard? 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,011 You know, for the refugees. 6 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,490 Mustard? 7 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,058 It's the good stuff. The brown stuff. 8 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,886 They've been through a lot. 9 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,063 That is very generous, Mr. Art. Thank you. 10 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,934 I will be back in a couple of hours. 11 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,719 A couple of hours? The drop-off's at the church. 12 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,373 He wants to drop it at Ariana's, 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,592 'cause the last time they saw each other, she kissed him. 14 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:31,118 There it is.Ooh. 15 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,033 I told you that in confidence. 16 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,209 Bad call. 17 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:37,820 It was not a romantic kiss. 18 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,430 She just wanted to unnerve me. 19 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,084 Yeah, looks like it's still working. 20 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,955 Th-There is nothing between us. 21 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,522 She finds me very annoying. 22 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,220 So do we, but we love you. 23 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,352 Well, have fun on your date. 24 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,658 This is not a date. 25 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:52,052 This is just Afghans helping Afghans. 26 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,837 It sounds like how Afghans makemore Afghans. 27 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,014 Thank you for your help. I will see you in a few hours. 28 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:01,844 It's a date.100%.Definitely. 29 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:03,672 ♪ 30 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,152 ♪ Oh! 31 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,380 It's open. 32 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,470 Hey, guys.Hey, sunshine. 33 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:20,167 Hey, Hazelnut. 34 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,690 There's my angel. 35 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,344 Tell him what you did. 36 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,823 Because you forgot? 37 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,130 Hazel. 38 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,045 I got caught cheating in school. 39 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,482 What?But I had a really good reason. 40 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,702 Hey, what do we say about personal accountability? 41 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,269 No excuses. 42 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,009 You're grounded. Mom. 43 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,534 Don't look at me. This is Daddy's weekend. 44 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,536 I clocked out when we walked through the door. 45 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:44,234 But Grampy and I are going to the drag races on Sunday. 46 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,149 She's got a point.Nope. She should have 47 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,933 thought about that before doing the crime. 48 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,413 He'sgot a point. 49 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,502 Go wash up for dinner. 50 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,722 What am I having, bread and water? 51 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,639 They're good tickets. You and Freddy want them? 52 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,206 Close enough to catch a tire. 53 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:03,906 Nah, he's very triggered by internal combustion engines. 54 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,299 You want to take Lois? 55 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,214 I would, but she's out of town. 56 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:10,869 Well, I'm free. We could go. 57 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:14,003 You're not grounded. Do whatever you want. 58 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,397 All right! Sounds like fun. 59 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,182 Don't let her drive home. Last time, she was so jacked up, 60 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:22,316 she blasted over a speed bump and bottomed out our minivan. 61 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,232 There were sparks. 62 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,801 Another box? 63 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,629 How did you even get everything into your car? 64 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,979 It is my training at the grocery store. 65 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,981 Once you have mastered putting eggs and a watermelon 66 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,680 in the same bag, everything else is a breeze. 67 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:41,378 Thanks again for driving all the way here. 68 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,467 Thank you for organizing this. 69 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,121 It's the least I can do. 70 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:51,388 Well, I guess I will head back. 71 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,608 Unless you have time to get some lunch? 72 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:57,046 Oh. Yeah. 73 00:02:57,089 --> 00:03:00,267 Time. Yes. 74 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,486 I have. 75 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,401 Great. There's a French restaurant down the street 76 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,098 that has the best crème brûlée. 77 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:07,361 Ah. 78 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,364 Let's go. 79 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,586 How long were you standing at the intersection? 80 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,197 Ugh, about an hour. 81 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,156 I-It was pouring rain, all these cars keep coming and going, 82 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,202 and the light turns red and green 83 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:24,247 and red and green, but the orange hand 84 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,814 keeps telling me "stop." 85 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,903 I had no idea about the walk button. 86 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:28,817 So, what did you do? 87 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,645 I got very, very wet. 88 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,169 Excuse-moi. 89 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:40,350 I don't think he actually speaks French. 90 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:41,917 Oh, I know, I'm just trying to get him 91 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,266 to be a man and admit it. 92 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:46,051 Oh. Is someone showing off with his French? 93 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,705 Eh, maybe a little. 94 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,062 Mm. Your accent is very charming. 95 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,194 Oh, I could say the same. 96 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,587 No one is stopping you. 97 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,463 What just happened? 98 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,117 Uh, nothing. 99 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,687 You touched my hand. 100 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,471 So? 101 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,648 It is just that, back home, uh, 102 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,911 that would be a big deal. 103 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,740 Oh, of course. I'm sorry. 104 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:26,178 It's pretty standard first date stuff here. 105 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,485 So, this is a date? 106 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,706 Would you like it to be? 107 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,230 I would. 108 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:36,972 I would, too. 109 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,198 Here you go, gentlemen. 110 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,505 I hope I wasn't too noisy in the kitchen. 111 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,072 I was doing the dishes. 112 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,466 You're not going to the drag races. 113 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,858 I just need you to know, 114 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,338 I'm being harder on myself than you are. 115 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,340 Which is why I assigned myself these chores. 116 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,342 I don't care if you paint the house. You're not going. 117 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,345 I hear you. And I'm not gonna push. 118 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,913 But I am going to make you an offer. 119 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:09,570 Let me go, and I'll be grounded for the next two... 120 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:10,962 no, three weekends. 121 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,703 Which means I'll miss Emily's sleepover, 122 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:16,185 because actions have consequences. 123 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,318 Nope. 124 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,581 Grounded for the next three weekends, 125 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,670 no drag race T-shirts or churros. 126 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,149 Forget it. 127 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,719 You know, the thing that breaks my heart 128 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:32,419 is that Grampy is suffering because of me. 129 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:35,378 Who knows how many drag races he has left? 130 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:39,991 One day, God is gonna give him the checkered flag. 131 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:44,213 Oh, I'm going, Hazelnut. I'm taking your mom. 132 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:46,346 What? 133 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,391 That was cold. 134 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,915 "Checkered flag." 135 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm telling you, Zubair, it was the greatest night of my life. 136 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,401 Tell me everything. What did she smell like? 137 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,882 Jasmine. 138 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:04,015 Oh. That's the best smell. 139 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,017 Hey, Zubair. 140 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,715 Oh, good, Lizzie. Tell me the truth. 141 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,631 Did Awalmir really go on a date with a beautiful woman? 142 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,067 He sure did. 143 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,416 I sure did. 144 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:15,853 Well, tell me more about her. 145 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,246 Okay, close your eyes. 146 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:20,423 Picture the most beautiful woman you have ever met. 147 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,120 Then double it. 148 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,559 Oh, you're so lucky. 149 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,299 I am seeing her again tomorrow night. 150 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:30,128 Okay, what you should do is, when you pick her up, 151 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,609 release a hundred white doves from your trunk. 152 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:36,439 Not the skinny ones, the fluffy ones. 153 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,616 Okay, it's only a second date. Don't go nuts. 154 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,531 Eh, don't listen to him. 155 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,838 He doesn't know anything about romance. 156 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,970 Scoreboard says otherwise. 157 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,757 You can be so icky. 158 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,455 You have to show her you are brave. 159 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,588 Pick the thorns from a thousand roses 160 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:58,592 and walk on them barefoot as she watches you from her balcony. 161 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,943 Hmm.Or take her to a movie. 162 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:05,555 I don't know. I kind of want to see him do the thorn thing. 163 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:08,079 Okay, don't forget, you're dealing with an American girl. 164 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,168 Ariana has an Afghan soul. 165 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,127 She wants to know what is in my heart. 166 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,433 You should say that while she's picking 167 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,391 the thorns out of your feet. 168 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,481 Oh, Zubair. You and I are such a good team. 169 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,053 My favorite spot in Kabul is this small lookout 170 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,142 on the top of Asamai mountain. 171 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:28,970 It is right in the middle of the city. 172 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,624 You can see all of Kabul from there. 173 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,540 That sounds beautiful. 174 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,064 Oh, look. Hmm. What is this? 175 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,458 Well, looks like someone is having a picnic. 176 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,677 I wonder who. 177 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,203 "Ariana and Awalmir." 178 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,249 That's our names. 179 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,337 Shall we? 180 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,513 How did you do all of this? 181 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,429 I am both romantic and organized. 182 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,518 Crème brûlée for the lady? 183 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,128 Thank you. 184 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,347 This is my friend Shawn. 185 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,001 He works with me at the grocery store. 186 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,003 It's very sweet of him to do this. 187 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,353 He volunteered because he likes fire. 188 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,838 That's enough, Shawn. 189 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:15,712 If you folks need anything else, I'll be on the swings. 190 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,150 This is really lovely. 191 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:21,326 Not as lovely as you. 192 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,545 Hmm. 193 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,156 And this is only the beginning.Hmm. 194 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,986 I will fill your every day with sweetness when we are married. 195 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,728 Married? 196 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:34,557 That is what people do when they are in love. 197 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,994 We're not in love. 198 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,737 Okay, but the night is not over. 199 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:47,570 I know, in Afghan culture, relationships can move quickly, 200 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,878 but this is way too fast for me. 201 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,054 Oh. 202 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,490 I get it. 203 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,579 This is new for the both of us. 204 00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,148 I've actually never dated an Afghan guy before. 205 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,108 Can we just take it slow? 206 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,590 Yes. 207 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,810 We can take it slow. 208 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,595 Okay. 209 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,828 Hey. How'd it go? 210 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,309 What happened? 211 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,007 She said this was all too fast, 212 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,400 and I didn't know her well enough to love her. 213 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,272 She's right. 214 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,578 What do I need to know? 215 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:42,451 She's beautiful, she comes from a nice family. 216 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,585 That's it? That's all you know about her? 217 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,588 She also loves crème brûlée. 218 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,721 Lizzie, she's my heart. 219 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,115 That is all I need to know. 220 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:57,335 What if there are things you find out that you don't love? 221 00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,034 What if she's mean? What if she's messy? 222 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,689 What if she has a giant snake? 223 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,386 Might not seem like a big deal, 224 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:08,259 but then you're making out and it's just sitting there, like... 225 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,263 So what? 226 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,482 Everyone is a package, 227 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,745 filled with good and bad things, 228 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,965 and when you marry someone, you take it all. 229 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,488 That is how I was raised. 230 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:23,274 Well, in America, we like to open the package first. 231 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:26,103 And we have a really easy return policy. 232 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,324 That's not how I think about love. 233 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,848 But it might be how Ariana thinks about it. 234 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,894 It's how I think about it. 235 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:37,027 I want someone to love me because they know me. 236 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:40,117 And I want the person I marry to be my best friend. 237 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,597 But if you marry first, then you have 238 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,120 the rest of your life to become friends. 239 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,775 Okay, part of having a talk is also listening. 240 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:49,300 Ooh, I agree, you are not hearing anything I am saying. 241 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,484 Ooh, excuse me.All right. 242 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,485 Thank you. 243 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,704 You buy, I fly. 244 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,402 I got your favorite. 245 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,490 The cheapest one? 246 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,753 The cheapest one. 247 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,407 Eyes. Oh. 248 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,238 My dome thanks you. 249 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,676 I'm glad we're doing this. 250 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,852 Yeah. I miss you, kiddo. 251 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,331 I'd like to see you more, but, you know, 252 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,725 I don't need a lot of haircuts. 253 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,814 I miss you, too. 254 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,250 So, how have you been? 255 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,817 How are things going with Freddy? 256 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,775 Yeah. 257 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,559 They're good. Good. 258 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,954 Just good? 259 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,956 Well, if you really want to know... 260 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,000 I do. 261 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,262 Things are great. 262 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,874 Freddy's really kind and supportive. 263 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,745 Ah, I'm glad. 264 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,920 You are? 265 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,923 Yeah, I just want you to be happy. 266 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,012 Well, I appreciate that. 267 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,323 So, I guess the chances of you and Riley getting back... 268 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,629 Art.All-- I'm sorry, sorry. 269 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,806 Oh, here we go. 270 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,111 I hope nobody's car explodes. 271 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,330 Yeah, so do I. 272 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,767 Oh. But just in case. 273 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,429 Maybe next time. 274 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,523 So, here's what I don't get. 275 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,003 You're smarter 276 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,265 than most of those dummies. 277 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,788 So why'd you cheat? 278 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,183 Whatever I say, you're just gonna say "no excuses." 279 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,098 Try me. 280 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,405 I wanted a good grade without doing a lot of work. 281 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,886 You're doing a lot of work now, aren't you? 282 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,106 I guess. 283 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:48,376 Marines don't lie, cheat or steal. 284 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,899 Remember that. 285 00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,424 Yeah, I messed up. 286 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,383 Is it gonna happen again? 287 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,125 No, sir. I'm sorry. 288 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,955 Okay. 289 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,005 You know what would be a really tough punishment? 290 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,921 If you and I made a ghillie suit out of these leaves. 291 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,575 What's a ghillie suit? 292 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,143 It's the ultimate camouflage. 293 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,536 Boy, that would teach me a lesson. 294 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,457 So, I haven't met this Lois. 295 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,720 How's that going? 296 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,287 Honestly, couldn't be better. 297 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,855 We each have our own house, our own space. 298 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,336 It's amazing how much time you want to spend with someone 299 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,772 when you don't have to. 300 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:38,992 Well, I'm happy for you. 301 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,734 Thanks. 302 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,171 Ah. Yes! 303 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,176 Oh... Hey, you know, 304 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,308 something's been bugging me. 305 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:52,962 You never used to knock when you came over. 306 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,311 Now you do. 307 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,966 Well, you know why. 308 00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:01,231 Riley lives in the garage, not the house. 309 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,190 It's my house. 310 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,757 It's also my garage. 311 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,368 So no more knocking. 312 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,586 Okay. 313 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,675 I mean, if you see Lois's car in the drive, 314 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,894 don't come busting in, but... 315 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,722 And that answers my next question. 316 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:18,945 Whoa. 317 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,381 Looking sharp. 318 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,991 Ariana and I are going out. 319 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,864 But don't worry, I will take it slow. 320 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,778 Whatever that means. 321 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,519 It's not that bad. 322 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,913 Well, it feels bad. 323 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,698 I'm sorry. 324 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,050 I just don't know how to do this. 325 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,313 Are you asking for my advice? 326 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,141 Yes. 327 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,013 Are you going to takemy advice? 328 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,756 Yes. 329 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,932 Okay. 330 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,021 What are the big ones? 331 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,111 Don't say "I love you" until she says it to you. 332 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,113 But that could take days. 333 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,071 Or months. 334 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,072 Months. Oh, my God. 335 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,422 I'm not gonna make it. 336 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,467 And don't keep telling her how pretty she is. 337 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,904 Oh, come on. I am a painter 338 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,993 and you are taking away all my colors. 339 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,604 Oh, there goes red, there goes orange. 340 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,999 Fine, you can compliment her once a date. 341 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,391 Once an hour. 342 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,089 Sure. 343 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,525 How about poetry? 344 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,266 No poetry. 345 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,442 Hmm. What if I already spent 346 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,618 quite a bit of time writing her a poem? 347 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,750 It would be a waste not to read it. 348 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,970 No poetry. 349 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,104 This is why it takes months. 350 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,673 No poetry for her, no poetry for you. 351 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,635 When I was a kid, I loved the Columbus Zoo. 352 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,985 Hmm. I used to beg my dad to take me, 353 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,683 and once a year he would. 354 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,250 But he'd never go in. 355 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,470 He'd just wait for me by the exit. 356 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,688 When I was older, 357 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:55,128 I realized he couldn't afford both tickets. 358 00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:01,743 The day I got my first paycheck, I took himto the zoo. 359 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:04,093 You are a good daughter. 360 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:09,011 Someday wewill go to the zoo together. 361 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:13,320 I mean when you say so, and not a minute before. 362 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,498 Also, you're beautiful. 363 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,328 Thanks. You're not bad yourself. 364 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,069 Thanks. 365 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,853 This is me. Mm. 366 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,822 Okay. Uh. 367 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,263 We should have dinner again sometime. 368 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,742 What about next Saturday? 369 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,527 Uh, I'm going to a concert on Saturday. 370 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,269 Oh, I love music. Are they still selling tickets? 371 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,185 Actually, I'm kind of going with someone. 372 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,361 Oh. 373 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,058 Is it a date? 374 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,799 It's super casual. 375 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,757 It's nothing serious. 376 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,022 But it's a date. 377 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:07,200 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 378 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,898 Okay. 379 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,683 Does it bother you that I'm seeing other people? 380 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,208 Hmm? It's "people"? 381 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,210 It bothers you. 382 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,951 No, no, no. You're-- Ariana, you are an independent woman 383 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,692 and-and this is only our third date, 384 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,216 so I should not be bothered.But you are. 385 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,652 I'm sorry, I am trying so hard. 386 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,349 I'm okay if you see other people. 387 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,481 I would never do that. 388 00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787 Why not? 389 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,224 Ariana, 390 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,096 when I look up right now 391 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:38,057 and see the glowing moon surrounded by many stars, 392 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,319 I can only admire the moon 393 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,843 because it is the brightest light. 394 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,413 For me... 395 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:49,590 love is like that moon. 396 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:53,768 I can love one person, not a thousand. 397 00:17:56,945 --> 00:18:00,035 You are not like anyone I know. 398 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,213 Which means I'm special. 399 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,954 Remember that. 400 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437 Good night. 401 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:29,064 When is your girlfriend coming back? 402 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,326 Little old for that. 403 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,112 Can we not say "girlfriend"? 404 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,550 Fine. "Love-making partner"? 405 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,685 Just 'cause you're out here doesn't mean we have to talk. 406 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,124 You miss her? 407 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:50,912 It's okay, Dad. You deserve to be happy. 408 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,482 Fine. I miss her. 409 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,180 I knew it. 410 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,489 You know... 411 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,187 after your mom passed away, 412 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,710 I never thought that... 413 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,325 How come you weren't scared? 414 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,327 I made you 15 minutes ago. 415 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,328 How? 416 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,591 Piles of leaves don't fart. 417 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,464 You have to get up pretty early in the morning 418 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,639 to get one over on... 419 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,426 You son of... 420 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:28,863 How long have you been there? 421 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,169 Two hours. 422 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,605 You didn't make it any easier.