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♪

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[obojica se smiju]

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Mardž, volim
kad me zgrabiš za dupe

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svojim hladnim, ukočenim prstima.

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druže,
Ne diram ti guzicu.

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-Ew!
-Ew! Ew! Ew!

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Spasi me, Baywatch!

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♪ Ah ♪

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♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah ♪

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[vokaliziranje]

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♪ Vruća tijela i ubistvo ♪

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♪ Bogati, seksi ljudi
ponaša se loše ♪

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♪ Osjećaš se bolje
o tome da sam švorc i nepoznat ♪

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♪ Simboličke statue
i beskrajni branč ♪

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♪ Kako jedu tako
i dalje izgledaš sjajno golo? ♪

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♪ Jesu li na O-O-O-Ozempic? ♪

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[vokaliziranje]

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-[morske ptice cvile]
-[trubi]

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žuti lotos,
luksuzno odmaralište sa pet zvezdica,

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je otvorio svoja vrata od tikovine
Najpotrebnija manjina u Springfildu:

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bogata elita.

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[smejanje]
I u udarnim vijestima...

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Ovo samo u...

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moja usta. Mmm!

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-Mmm!
-[trubi]

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Jeste li sigurni
ovo je timeshare koji smo kupili?

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To je potpuno ista adresa.

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Plaćali smo to
deset godina.

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Čini mi se predobro mjesto
da imamo rezervaciju.

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[srkanje]

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Pročitaj i plači.

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Za radost... jer je dobro.

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Sad mi je zakonski zabranjeno
reći

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da je ovo dobra investicija.

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Ali ovo je
veoma dobra investicija.

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[stenje]

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Homere, neprijatno mi je.

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Beba koristi moju matericu
kao trampolin,

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i Consumer Repo kaže

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Timeshare su najgori
ulaganja u nekretnine.

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Hej, nisam
prodajem vam nekretninu.

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Prodajem ti nešto

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to je mnogo vrednije
nego imovine.

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Poeni.

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Hmm. Poeni, a?

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Poeni kojima možete trgovati
za odmor iz snova bilo kada,

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osim na datume zamračenja.

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Vaša nerođena djeca
će naslijediti vaše bodove.

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I tvoji honorari.

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To je krađa. Za mene.

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Woo-hoo! Zašto, ti!

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Da, brzo pitanje.
Da li me on luta?

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Beba pozadi govori
za sve nas

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kada kaže
treba da idemo sada!

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Pa, naravno.
Vi niste zatvorenici.

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Ali ako odeš,
kršiš zakon,

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i završićeš u zatvoru
osim ako ne potpišete ovaj ugovor.

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[pištanje]

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Oh, ne. Moj muž ima
teška alergijska reakcija.

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Mora da dobije
odmah u bolnicu!

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[gruntanje]

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Još jedan besplatan doručak,

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i sve što sam imao
učiniti je rizikovati smrt.

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[smijeh] Au.

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Homere, vidim da gledaš
ovaj ukusni croquembouche.

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85 choux puffs.

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Ti misliš
Potpisao bih doživotni ugovor

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za glupi desert?
[smijeh]

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Nikad više.

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Ne nakon Spectrum kabla.

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[majestic
svira instrumentalna muzika]

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Moj prijatelju, ovo je Amerika.

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Samo zato što nikako ne možeš
priuštiti nešto

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ne znači
da to ne možete kupiti.

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Luksuzni odmori nisu samo
za bogate i slavne.

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Oni su za prosječne šljunke
kao ti.

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-Kao ja?
-Naravno!

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Homere, šta je još važnije:
osjećati se bogatim ili biti bogat?

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Biti bogat!

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Pogodi ponovo.

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Osjećati se bogatim!

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Tačno. Sada potpišite.

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Ili nemojte i posvetite svoju porodicu
do najgoreg zivota od svih:

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jedan bez ičega
radovati se.

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♪

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[Marge usta]

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Oh.

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Dobijate besplatan bumbox.

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-Gotovo!
-Oh!

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ha?

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Ali kada možemo koristiti
timeshare?

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[smeje se]
Odgovor na to je...

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♪ Čekanje je najteži dio ♪

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♪ Svaki dan,
vidiš još jednu... ♪

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[dahće]
The croquembouche!

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Homere, bio si u pravu.

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Ne mogu vjerovati.

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mjesečne naknade,
naknade za održavanje,

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naknade za obračun naknada.

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Sve je vredno toga!

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[psi režu]

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Dobro došli, g. Burns.
g. Smithers.

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Ko je dobar dečko?

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[režanje]

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Peta, peta! Prestani da me grizeš za petu!

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Ovi psi su radili
teško i trebam odmor.

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Trebaju im
da se mazi, pedikuje

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i analno izražena
dva puta dnevno.

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Opustite pse!

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Da, gospodine. Izvinite.

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Ovde je sve
samo za goste,

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uključujući pogled.

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[tiho stenje]

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Zdravo.

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Ne možete nam to učiniti!

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Možda nemamo mnogo novca,

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ali mi smo bogati onim što se računa
ovdje: bodovi!

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Ah, da, tačno.
Pa, ta timeshare kompanija

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više nije vlasnik ove imovine.

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Ali iz ljubaznosti,
poštujemo te tačke.

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[Mardž i Homer glasno dahću]

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Vidimo se na odlasku.

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Mm.

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Ovo će biti najviše
divna sedmica naših života.

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[glasno kucanje]

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Vrijeme odjave.
Odmakni se od minibara.

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Uh, izvinite.
Mogu li vas podsjetiti

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nagomilali smo se
450 miliona poena.

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Što je jednako 20 minuta.
Vaš boravak je gotov.

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Ova soba sada pripada
dr i gospođi Hibbert.

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[Mardž tiho stenje]

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Oh, misliš da si pobedio, a?

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Uzimamo besplatan šampon!

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[gruntanje]

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Glupi šampon!

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Zašto je sve
Hoću da kradem zategnut?!

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Proveri... druže.
[ruga se]

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Zatražili smo treznu sobu.
Nema minibara.

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Moja žena je otišla cijelu godinu
bez pića.

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Oh, hvala ti, Julius.

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Molim vas, recite svima.

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Neću spominjati
kako imate svoju medicinsku sestru

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završite svoje operacije
pa možeš da igraš golf.

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Ups.

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[smijeh]

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[gunđa]
Žena.

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Ne brini za mene.

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Znam kako da se nosim
savršeno dobro bez pića.

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Tako mi je drago što sam se udala za doktora.

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[Mardž stenje]

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Dobrodošli u Žuti Lotus.

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Ja sam Shauna.
Ti si Tasha.

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Da, znam svoje ime. Obično.

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I ja sam naručio
masaža dobrodošlice.

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Ne švedski, shiatsu.

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Takođe, boli me kada se smejem.

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Možete li pomoći?

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Volim letovališta Yellow Lotus.

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Toliko prekrasnih tijela.

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Posebno one mrtve.

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Šta god... mogu da učinim da pomognem,
javi mi.

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Imam tri veze
dijamantski lotos apartmani.

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Jedan za mene, jedan za mog muža

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i jedan za moj prtljag.

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[truba za čamac]

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Prtljag te žene
dobija sobu, a mi ne?!

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Da li je ovo razlog
pobedili smo nacističke zombije

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u Call of Duty: World at War?

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Mogli bismo se ušunjati
soba za prtljag bogate dame,

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i ostati tamo nedelju dana.

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Ali mama nikad ne bi...

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Mi to radimo!

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Oh, volim to
kada se pokvariš.

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Hej, kako si dobio ključ, momče?

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Pravo pitanje nije
kako sam dobio kljuc,

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ali kako sam nabavio mašinu
to pravi kljuceve?

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Ima te tamo, Marge.

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Nisam ništa pitao.

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[uzbuđeno brbljanje, smeh]

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[Bart]
Više! Više!

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Au! Previsoko!

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[tiho]
Mardž, dođi ovamo.

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Moram ti nešto pokazati

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da nisam ni sanjao
bilo moguće.

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U ogledalu je TV.

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To je oduvek bio moj san
da me gleda kako gledam TV.

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Vau!

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Mora biti
najsrećnija žena na svetu.

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[Tasha]
Oh. Uvek me napuštaš!

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Gde ideš sada?
Još jedan tajni telefonski poziv?

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[Sporedna emisija Bob]
Ona ništa ne sumnja.

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Neće znati do trenutka
moje ruke su oko njenog vrata.

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[smijeh]

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♪

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Moramo upozoriti tu jadnu ženu
ona je u opasnosti!

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Ali mi smo na odmoru.

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I Bobov jedini
pokušaj ubice.

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Pokušaj.

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Uši mi gore.

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[sve]
Sideshow Bob!

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Zdravo, Simpsoni. Bart.

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Nemoj me 'bart', čovječe.

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Koji je tvoj zli plan ovoga puta?

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Mogao bih da tražim isto od vas.

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Vjerujem ti
i tvoja porodica lepljivih prstiju

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čuče u luksuznom apartmanu
namijenjeno za prtljag moje žene.

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Kako znamo
ne juriš samo njen novac?

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Mardž, to boli.

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Imam svoje bogatstvo.

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Izmislio sam grabulje
sa sklopivom ručkom.

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Nema više grčeva.

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[gunđa, smije se, gunđa]

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Sad, da vidimo
koje su vam opcije.

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O: Izlažete moju prošlost mojoj ženi

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dok te uhapsim
za ometanje.

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B: Svi ćute,
i svi uživamo...

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[Bart]
Ko sam ja da ti sudim, Bobe?

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U redu. U redu. Jedna sedmica.

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Ali ako se tvoja žena pojavi mrtva,

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čak i jednom,

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zovemo policiju.

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[Tasha]
Bobe, s kim to pričaš?

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Ah, moj ljubimac. [smeje se]

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Samo sam radio vokalizacije
u drugoj prostoriji

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tako da te ne bih uznemiravao.

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Grašak i šargarepa.
Grašak i šargarepa.

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Oost, ohst, ost, est, istok.

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Badagaga, badagaga,
badagaga, badagaga.

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00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:39,473
♪ La-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la, la. ♪

230
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:42,009
Pa, valjda
mi verujemo psihopati.

231
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,877
Sociopata.

232
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,279
Dvije različite dijagnoze.

233
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,014
Uz blagi dodir...

234
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,250
narcis.

235
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,287
[stenjući]

236
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,889
[smijeh]

237
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:56,923
[Tasha]
Zdravo.

238
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,059
Oh!
[smeje se]

239
00:10:58,059 --> 00:11:00,227
[mucanje]
Zdravo.

240
00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:02,295
Vidim da čitaš Barbru.

241
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,764
Da. Nakon što sam ga stavio
u mom koferu,

242
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,234
Nisam imao mesta ni za šta drugo.

243
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,137
Imam audio knjigu.

244
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,273
Morao sam da izbrišem
sve fotografije na mom telefonu

245
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,008
tako da imam dovoljno memorije.

246
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,677
Kome trebaju moje uspomene
kad imam Barbinu?

247
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,245
Slušajmo zajedno.

248
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,683
-[Lisa] Ti si to! [smijeh]
-[Bart se smije]

249
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,419
[dahće]

250
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:31,559
Djeca! [tiho] Pokušavamo
biti neupadljiv.

251
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,759
Nema problema!

252
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,761
[tiho]
Marko.

253
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,761
[šapuće]
Polo.

254
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,796
-Marc--
-Polo!

255
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,235
Ne pripadaš ovde.

256
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,603
[dahće]

257
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,471
Ovo je bazen samo za odrasle.

258
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,907
Hotel će uzeti ovu decu
s ruku

259
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,642
za ostatak vašeg putovanja, gospodine.

260
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,611
Oh! Bilo je vreme.

261
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,546
Hvala vam!

262
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,214
Polo! [ups]

263
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,682
-Ah! Kretenu!
-[drugi uzvikuju]

264
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,384
♪

265
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,522
[gutljaji]

266
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,026
Izvinite.
ne mislim da se trudim,

267
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,696
ali mogu li dobiti
veganska opcija?

268
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,297
Šta dođavola radiš?

269
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,200
Mislim reći "izvini"
i "molim".

270
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,002
Bogata deca tako pričaju.

271
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,403
halo?

272
00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:19,039
Da li moram da farbam
ovaj crtež sebe?

273
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,875
U redovima, dum-dum!

274
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,677
Nikad se nećeš uklopiti, Lis.

275
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,145
[izdiše]

276
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,014
Ti to zoveš crudités?

277
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,882
Želim od farme do stola.

278
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,117
[poslužitelj dahće]

279
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,821
Zar nije sjajno?

280
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:39,893
Naša djeca postaju razmažena
na način koji nikada nismo mogli priuštiti.

281
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,029
da li ste primetili nešto,
Homer?

282
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,665
Mi smo jedini sretni ljudi
ovdje.

283
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:48,903
♪

284
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,238
[srkanje]

285
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,309
Vau. Pa, ovi bogati kreteni

286
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,611
možda neće cijeniti
kako ga dobro imaju,

287
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,013
ali mi radimo.

288
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,481
I imaćemo sve.

289
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,652
Imate li masera
za covjeka velikih dimenzija?

290
00:13:06,654 --> 00:13:09,022
Oh, dušo.

291
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,024
Voleo bih

292
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,759
piling za celo telo od žalfije,

293
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,494
maska za stopala od morskih algi,

294
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:14,795
maska za lice od bundeve,

295
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,063
maska za kosu sa kedrovim uljem

296
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,399
i blatna kupka za oslobađanje toksina.

297
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,934
Isto.

298
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,603
[uzdasi, stenje]

299
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,610
[Lindsey]
Čisto smo.

300
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,811
[uzdahne]

301
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,147
Konačno se mogu opustiti.

302
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,484
[gatara]
Neko će ovde umreti.

303
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:37,484
Gah!

304
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:39,153
ko će to biti?

305
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,021
Otrovana kraljica?

306
00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:44,158
-Žapače koje pate?
-Mm.

307
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,795
Ili je to Obješena nevesta?

308
00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:48,929
[dahće]

309
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,397
Čuvajte se.

310
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,298
Čuvajte se?

311
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,567
Je li
"egzistencijalne krize" čuvajte se?

312
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,503
Ili je to oprezno
kao da se salata od jaja pokvarila?

313
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,471
Oh, ne brini.

314
00:13:57,538 --> 00:14:01,308
Ove hotelske gatare
su uvek lažni.

315
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,677
Mama, trebamo te
u kuhinji, a?

316
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,880
Baš kao što sam i predvidio.

317
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:07,881
[uzdahne]
Oh.

318
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,617
Ima nešto
Bojim se da ti moram reći.

319
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:11,952
Nešto loše.

320
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,355
Zvuči kao da će mi trebati
a macaron.

321
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,623
Bolje uzmi cijeli tanjir.

322
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,629
Mislim da si možda oženjen
psihopati ubici.

323
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:22,896
Sociopata.

324
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,164
[pljuje]
sta?

325
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,832
To je ludo.

326
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,901
Bob je oženio moju sestru
za njen novac,

327
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,404
a ona ima mnogo manje od tebe.

328
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:33,206
Pa, imam
gvozdeni predbračni ugovor.

329
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,641
ako se razvedemo,

330
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,076
Bob ne dobija novac.

331
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,310
Osim ako nisam ubijen.

332
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,746
Ali on mi je rekao
to je samo šablon.

333
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,881
[sviram klavir]

334
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,550
♪ Ubijajući je nježno ♪

335
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,286
♪ Mojim riječima ♪

336
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:49,490
♪ Okončati ceo njen život
sa mojim nožem ♪

337
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:54,027
♪ Lagano je guši
sa konopcem... ♪

338
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,562
A sada za moj sljedeći zahtjev,

339
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,232
Hteo bih da pitam obezbeđenje
izvući dva provalnika

340
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,169
koji, ne slučajno,
vratili su mi svoju reč.

341
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,338
Uh, još si tu?!

342
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,606
Sigurnost!

343
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,041
♪

344
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,508
[Homer i Marge dahnu]

345
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,110
[grunta]

346
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:18,652
[uzvikuje] Baci sos za špagete
u mojim ocima!

347
00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:19,886
[grunta]

348
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,622
To je bolje.

349
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:24,524
♪

350
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,032
Oh, evo je opet.

351
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:34,034
Nije hotelski menadžer
imate bolje stvari za raditi?

352
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,035
[obojica dahnu]

353
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,904
Moram da zaštitim brend!

354
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,739
Brend!

355
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,374
Mardž, radi ono što ja radim.

356
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:49,650
Prokletstvo, Bernice. Da li želite
ostaviti ovo odmaralište u vreći za tijelo?

357
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,052
Jedini teži deo
će je dobiti

358
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,221
do vrha litice.

359
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:56,691
Ako psi
nemoj uskoro okusiti krv,

360
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,159
Bojim se da će poludeti.

361
00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,327
[režanje, lajanje]

362
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,362
Ovo odmaralište je popunjeno
sa psihopatama,

363
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,066
ubice i blagi neurotičari!

364
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,333
O, boli me noga...

365
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,001
[grunta]
kad god je magla.

366
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,936
[dahće]
O, moj Bože, Marge.

367
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,139
To je najgore od svih!

368
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,741
Ko je ovde ikada hteo
uzeti odmor

369
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,876
i zarađivati novac u isto vrijeme?

370
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,378
[obojica vrište]

371
00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:30,490
[pjevuši]

372
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,162
Prodao si nas
bezvrijedan timeshare!

373
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,164
Uh, imaćeš
da to suzim.

374
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,433
Sjećaš li se ovoga? ha?

375
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,402
Gospođo, znate li koliko
trudnice koje sam prevario?

376
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,938
Ta beba sada ima deset godina.

377
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,474
Oh, da.
Nikad neću zaboraviti to dupe.

378
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,544
Mora da ste se nakupili
pakleno mnogo dugova.

379
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,280
Vidi, ja se ne bavim tim poslom
više, ok?

380
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,083
Sada izvlačim ljude
prevara s timeshareom.

381
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,051
Da li je i to prevara?

382
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,886
Da. Mnogo isplativije.

383
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,956
Sad ću nešto da uradim
Trebao sam tada.

384
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,158
[grunta]

385
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,193
Hej, to mi treba za zlo!

386
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,796
Imaš jako lošu karmu,
gospodine.

387
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,065
Ooh, ooh, imam lošu karmu.

388
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,034
Oh, tako sam uplašen!

389
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:14,868
[gruntanje]

390
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:18,271
Oh, molim te nemoj me povrijediti,
Hindu bogovi!

391
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,740
[smijeh]

392
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,408
Ne budi pametan.

393
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,812
Kada uradiš nešto loše,
uvek te sustigne.

394
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,280
Imam te! Moochers!

395
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,448
-Moochers?
- Oni su odvratni.

396
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,885
Gledao sam
svi budite jadni u raju

397
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:33,887
i uzimajte sve zdravo za gotovo.

398
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,755
Tako da si možda bogatiji,

399
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,092
ali mi smo bogati onim što se računa.

400
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:41,295
-Poeni?
-Mogućnost odlaska na odmor

401
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,898
i zabavite se bez zapleta
da ubijemo naše voljene!

402
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,199
A sada, damo,

403
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,203
Idem da pogledam pogled!

404
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,238
♪

405
00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,279
znaš, dušo,

406
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,348
trajekt ne dolazi
na neko vrijeme.

407
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,117
-Šta kažeš na jedno posljednje plivanje?
-[smeje se]

408
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,490
Mwah.

409
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,259
♪

410
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,561
[stenje]

411
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,031
Izigrao si me budalu,
Bernice.

412
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,165
Ali ne više!

413
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,601
Postoji samo jedan način
da ovo okončam.

414
00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:22,603
[grunta]

415
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:23,637
Oh, ne!

416
00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:27,942
Volim te, Bernice.

417
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,277
I nećemo silaziti
dok ne budeš čist.

418
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,179
Takođe, ne dok ne shvatim

419
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,615
kako vratiti ovaj balon
sletjeti.

420
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:36,350
[smejanje]

421
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,385
♪

422
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,021
Ne! Stani!

423
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,156
Nice dobermani!

424
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,325
[reži]

425
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,495
Hvala Bogu
Donio sam svoju rezervnu kost.

426
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:51,097
[poshly] D'oh!

427
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:55,502
Za tebe, draga moja.

428
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,604
[dahće]

429
00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,040
Oh, vau.

430
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,277
Svi tajni telefonski pozivi
trebali to dogovoriti?

431
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,412
[smeje se]
Kao i sve sociopate,

432
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,149
sve što mi je zaista trebalo
bila je ljubav dobre žene.

433
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:09,816
I odgovarajući lek.

434
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,019
Sada sve što želim da uradim
guši te

435
00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:13,487
sa poljupcima

436
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:14,921
i zapalio te

437
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,357
sa strašću.

438
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,425
[stenje]

439
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:18,625
Mwah!

440
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,026
Pa, biću.

441
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,896
On je odličan muž kao i ja.

442
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:24,832
Sada, draga moja, mogu li ti serenade

443
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,434
sa božanskim
Gilbert i Salivan?

444
00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:30,137
♪ Lutajući ministrant I ♪

445
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:34,007
♪ Stvar u komadićima
i zakrpe ♪

446
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,743
♪ Balade, pjesme
i otmice ♪

447
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,744
sta--

448
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,413
Tasha, zašto?

449
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,082
-Ja sam brzi biciklista
manično-depresivno!
-[stenje]

450
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,684
Oh, ne, Bobe! sta sam uradio?

451
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,753
[stenjući]

452
00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:51,959
-Bob.
-Mel.

453
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,160
Sve najbolje za Krustyja.

454
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,229
Nas troje
trebalo bi da ručamo.

455
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,229
Da, ali ne ove sedmice.

456
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,430
Radim čišćenje.

457
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,835
Ah. Vaše debelo crijevo će vam biti zahvalno.

458
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,737
Pa pretpostavljam da su svi dobro!

459
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,674
Osim tijela.

460
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:10,477
♪

461
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:12,512
[dahće]
Ajkulu.

462
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,651
Oh, to je jednostavno divno
mala vidra.

463
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,186
[šišta]

464
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,889
Oh!
[vikanje]

465
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:24,124
♪

466
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,929
Timeshare prodavač
postao penzionisani nitkov

467
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,564
Nick Callahan je mrtav,

468
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:34,468
ostavljajući iza sebe bogatstvo
procijenjen na 80 milijardi bodova.

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U vijestima o vidri...

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Moj chai!

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♪

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[žena vokalizira]

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♪ Još jednom, vidjeli smo
bogati ljudi se ponašaju prezirano ♪

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♪ I osjećati se bolje
o nama samima ♪

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♪ Kao Fantasy Island
i stakleni luk ♪

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♪ Čak i Gospodar muva. ♪

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[vokaliziranje]

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Sponzorira titlove
20th CENTURY FOX TELEVIZIJA

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i FOX Broadcasting COMPANY

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i TOYOTA.

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Autor titlova
Grupa za pristup medijima u WGBH
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Shh!