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Now, let me just
get this straight.

2
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You're telling me that today
is the only day we can have
this meeting,

3
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which happens to be
Christmas Eve

4
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and also my daughter's
birthday, thank you very much.

5
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Let's play geography.
California.

6
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Arkansas.
Arkansas?

7
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Does that end with
an "A" or a "W"?

8
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An "S."

9
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Saudi Arabian Desert.

10
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You already used Saudi Arabia.

11
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Not the desert.

12
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What's going on?

13
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Timbuktu.
Okay, you just
made that up.

14
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I did not.
It's a real place.

15
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Fine.

16
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"U", "U..." What
starts with "U"?

17
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Up.
Up? Up isn't a place.

18
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Yes, it is.

19
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It's up there.

20
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You're such a dork.

21
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That's better.

22
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What's their story?

23
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Those poor boys.

24
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The woman, Annie Binkow,

25
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is the owner of the traveling
circus where the boys work.

26
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Their mother is the fat lady,

27
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and their father swallows
swords and tames lions.

28
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Name of the circus?
Annie's Big Top Spectacular

29
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and Lion Extravaganza.

30
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The performers are forced
to entertain alien children

31
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who have three heads
and six feet.

32
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And aliens don't applaud
like us, you know.

33
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What do they do instead?
They tap dance.

34
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Coolest story ever.

35
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Well, that was
a total waste of time.

36
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They actually wanted me
to mount a musical about
teenage vampires.

37
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I mean, who in their
right mind wants to
go to the theater

38
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and watch a lot of
singing vampires?

39
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(BOTH LAUGH)

40
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Well, that looks like
it must've been delicious.

41
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I didn't eat it
all by myself.

42
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We shared it.

43
00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,085
Well, honey, I think maybe
you've had enough. Time to go.

44
00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,255
But we're celebrating
my birthday.
Thank you.

45
00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,325
Hurry up. We've certainly
spent enough time here.

46
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Are you okay?

47
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Remember when I was little

48
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and I thought if
I closed my eyes that
nobody could see me?

49
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Yeah.

50
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I wish I still
believed that.

51
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Don't look now, but I see
the prettiest girl I've ever
seen in my whole life.

52
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Where?

53
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To your left, but
don't look too fast.

54
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I bet she's pretty
tired of people staring
at her all the time.

55
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A little more.

56
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A little more.

57
00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,712
Do you know why we get
your birthday present
at Tiffany's every year?

58
00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,146
Because it's our
favorite store,

59
00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,917
and a girl should never depend
on a man to buy her jewelry.

60
00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,487
Quite right. You are
the only person you can
count on in this world.

61
00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:17,257
What people call true
love is only for fairytales
and greeting cards.

62
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She's wrong.

63
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Real love, true love
lasts forever and ever.
It never goes away.

64
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Come on, let's go get
something gorgeous.

65
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It's beautiful.
I know.

66
00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,552
Look at that diamond.

67
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It sparkles so much.

68
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Look at that big one.

69
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Excuse me, sir.
Do you work here?

70
00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:58,231
I'm looking for the most
beautiful jewelry
in the entire store.

71
00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:02,069
Can you help me? Okay,
that's great. Show me
everything you have.

72
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,472
Come on, let's go
see over here.

73
00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,875
Look at that.
Look at that, Michael.

74
00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,209
It's so yellow.

75
00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,779
It's so me.
Would you like to
try something on?

76
00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:15,816
Yes, please.
I'd like that one.

77
00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,084
Wonderful choice.

78
00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,219
Okay.

79
00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,225
There you go.

80
00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:28,896
It's so beautiful.

81
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,602
She's gonna love this.

82
00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,906
Yes, I love it. Don't you,
Michael? It's so beautiful.

83
00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,908
Your daughter
is so imaginative.

84
00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,177
We're a very
theatrical family.
It's so yellow and pretty.

85
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Shall I wrap it up for you?

86
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I wish.

87
00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,221
When you grow up and
get married, that will
be your wedding ring.

88
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It's yellow. You're
supposed to wear a
diamond when you get married.

89
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That's the rule.
Some rules were
made to be broken.

90
00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:04,465
You should have a ring
that tells the world you
are Jane. You're special.

91
00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,333
That's a yellow diamond.
It's very special.

92
00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:11,204
Perfect. In that case,
it really is your ring.

93
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It's almost 5:15.
I'll be double digits.

94
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Ten years old.
The age of awareness.

95
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The year you start making
your own decisions.
The year you...

96
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The year you start to
let go of your childhood.

97
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What are you talking about?

98
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You're ready to stand
on your own two feet.

99
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It's time for me to go.

100
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Go where?

101
00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:44,438
I'm going to have
to leave at 5:15,
the moment you were born.

102
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What?

103
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,308
Why? For how long?

104
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Forever.

105
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No, you can't do that.

106
00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,252
We're only allowed to stay
until our child turns 10.

107
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After that, all imaginary
friends have to leave.

108
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,592
That's not fair.

109
00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:09,129
You'll be okay.
You're smart and
creative and strong.

110
00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,198
Why didn't you tell me
this was gonna happen?

111
00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:17,237
I tried. I looked for the
perfect moment. It just never
seemed to be the right time.

112
00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,407
I won't let you leave.
I forbid it.

113
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I don't have a choice.
It's the rules.

114
00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,545
You said rules were
made to be broken.

115
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Not this one.

116
00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,114
I want to come with you.

117
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You can't.

118
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This is the first place we
met, so this is the place
we have to say goodbye.

119
00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,788
But I'll miss you too much.

120
00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,024
After I'm gone, you
won't even remember me.

121
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,360
But you're the only
one who knows
everything about me.

122
00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,230
You're my best friend
in the whole world.

123
00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,367
I love you.

124
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I love you, too.

125
00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,806
You're crying.

126
00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,107
I've never seen you cry.

127
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,510
I am?

128
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,995
You're in my heart.
Love is never being apart.

129
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,299
Michael! Michael!
Michael! Michael!

130
00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,501
Michael!

131
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,573
Wait! Open!
Hey, what is it?

132
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,807
Open the door, please!
I have to get something!

133
00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,676
What's wrong?
Michael's in there!

134
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,878
Your son?
No, no, no. It's
nothing, it's nothing.

135
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,279
It's just her
imaginary friend.

136
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,182
No! He's real!
He's in there!

137
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,384
Look.

138
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,755
There he is. There's your
little friend. Hi, Michael.

139
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:45,025
He's gone, and he's
never coming back.

140
00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,862
Look what I got you.

141
00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:52,733
I got you this beautiful
necklace that you
can wear forever.

142
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,837
Now, maybe this
is for the best.

143
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,306
Maybe you don't
need him anymore.

144
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,710
I do need you, Michael.

145
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,041
Jane!

146
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,812
I know.

147
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,414
Jane, what are you
doing over there?

148
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,851
Get over here.

149
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,756
It's vintage.
I love it.

150
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,257
Do you want to borrow
my wedding dress?

151
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,325
That is very sweet,
but I've got things
under control.

152
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,560
Really? That's not what
you said last week.

153
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,297
I can't believe you're
marrying Dr. Sellars.

154
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,032
He's not Dr. Sellars anymore.

155
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,001
He'll always be
Dr. Sellars to me.

156
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,838
Every Tuesday night,
9:00, the doctor was in.

157
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:09,076
These are presents for
my beautiful bridesmaids.

158
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:13,981
I hope you like them.
It's beautiful.

159
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,884
Okay. Let's get this
party started.
Do it.

160
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,919
Tequila.

161
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,823
To Jane.
ALL: To Jane.

162
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,524
And Hugh.
ALL: And Hugh.

163
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,835
(PHONE RINGING)

164
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,238
(ANSWERING MACHINE TONE)

165
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,573
Hey, Jane, don't
forget to watch me on
Good Morning, New York.

166
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,477
I go on at 9:30 or something.
I'll meet you after. Love you.

167
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,871
I went to see your play
Barrymore Speaks last week,

168
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,606
and I have to say
I thoroughly enjoyed it.

169
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:18,111
Thank you. Yeah, the theater
is a new medium for me and...

170
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,113
But I had great
material to work with.

171
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,117
And being so close to
the audience and feeling
their immediate response,

172
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,053
it's intoxicating.

173
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,190
Now, so many people still
think of you as cardiac
surgeon Dr. Mark Sellars

174
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,526
from the hit primetime
series Emergency Heights.

175
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,263
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you. Thank you. Wow.

176
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:41,234
Does that bother you at all?
How could it?

177
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:45,773
It was a great role
to play and it's in
reruns all over the world.

178
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,074
(ANSWERING MACHINE TONE)

179
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,477
Hello, dear. It's your mother.
Just a gentle reminder.

180
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,181
I just think it's astonishing
that you haven't finished
planning your wedding.

181
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,818
A wedding, I might add,
that will take place
in less than 30 days.

182
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:01,121
There's a surprise on
Page Six for you this
morning. You're welcome.

183
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,990
Do you know what they
call it in Hong Kong?

184
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,525
(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

185
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,594
Do you know what that means?
INTERVIEWER: No.

186
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:11,064
Well, it means
"very handsome doctor."

187
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,433
This is Jane Claremont again.

188
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,404
My shower still isn't
working, so I would
really appreciate it

189
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,240
if you could stop by
and take a look at it, okay?

190
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,542
And if I don't hear
from you this time,

191
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:28,581
I will be forced to lodge
a complaint with
the plumbers' union

192
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:32,352
or the Better Business Bureau.
Okay, thanks so much. Bye.

193
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,989
Hello, sweetheart.
Hello, Mrs. Greenberg.
Hello, Coco.

194
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,525
I am gonna pick up
treats for you on
the way home.

195
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,360
That's so sweet
of you, dear.

196
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,096
Without them,
he gets anxious
and despondent.

197
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,433
I know he does. Okay,
have a great day.
You, too.

198
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,272
Good morning,
beautiful neighbor.

199
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,974
Thank you.

200
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:58,511
Fifteen, 17, 19, 21, 28.

201
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,414
Bonus number is 24.
You remembered.

202
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,617
Well, you play the same
numbers every week. All
of your wives' birthdays.

203
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,520
And I got lucky
with all of them.

204
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,691
You've written
an autobiography.
Yes.

205
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,660
It's about to be released.

206
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,562
Now, you're so young.

207
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,666
What made you decide
to write about your
life at this point?

208
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,105
I feel like I'm
several chapters
into my life now,

209
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:30,110
and I wanted to put
down on paper the me
that I've been

210
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,113
on the way to becoming
the me I'll be.

211
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,983
One last thing
before I let you go.
Okay.

212
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,251
You're engaged.
Yes.

213
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,889
You proposed to your fiancee,
Jane Claremont, live

214
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,292
on The Tonight Show
six months ago.

215
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,996
Was that planned? Was it
a spur of the moment thing?

216
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,799
Meredith, if being in love is
something that can be planned,

217
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,068
then, yes, it was
spur of the moment.

218
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,555
Good morning,
Mrs. Morrison. It's ready.

219
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,925
I'm not Mrs. Morrison
just yet.

220
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,562
It's so beautiful.

221
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,564
Thank you so much
for getting it done so fast.

222
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,266
My pleasure.

223
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,003
So what's it like?
Excuse me?

224
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,539
What's it like being
engaged to Hugh Morrison?

225
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,142
Is he just like Dr. Sellars
on Emergency Heights?

226
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,645
So romantic.
He's your soul
mate, isn't he?

227
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,181
Your one true love?
The man that completes you?

228
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:48,355
Well, yeah. I mean, I guess,
if there is such a thing as
a soul mate, he would be mine.

229
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,924
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.

230
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,900
(CAR SCREECHING AND HONKING)

231
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,735
Hey! What are you doing?

232
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,004
(CAR HONKING)

233
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,471
Come on!

234
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,540
Get out of the street!

235
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,442
Are you talking to me?

236
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,211
Yeah, I'm talking to you!
I don't see anyone else
standing there!

237
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,345
You can see me?

238
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,980
Yeah, I can see
you, nut job!

239
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,516
Come on! Get the hell
out of the way! Move it!

240
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,684
Rockefeller Center, please.

241
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,003
Be totally honest. How was I?
Are you kidding?

242
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,606
I thought Meredith
was gonna jump over
and sit in your lap.

243
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,475
You were wonderful.

244
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,611
Dr. Sellars. Why do
they always bring up
ancient history?

245
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,813
Why can't they just
focus on my new work?

246
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,615
She talked about
the book and the play.

247
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,716
Yeah, I know, but...

248
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,152
Look.
Wow.

249
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,919
I got it sized.

250
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,488
That is a beautiful ring.
Yeah.

251
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,890
Someone must love
you very much.

252
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,964
See us on Page Six?
I know. I'm sorry.

253
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,034
My mother loves to use you
for publicity for the theater.

254
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,802
No, I think it's cute.

255
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,904
Speaking of my book,
Little, Brown
Publishing called.

256
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,075
They want me to read
an excerpt of it before
the signing at Barnes and Noble.

257
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,909
That's so exciting.
I know, right?

258
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,112
(SHIVERS)

259
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,181
Honey, I told you
to wear a heavier coat.
You're gonna get sick.

260
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,548
I know. I know.

261
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,585
Okay, I have to go
to the theater.

262
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,820
How are the wedding
plans going?
Almost done.

263
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:05,058
Good. Everything's gonna
be perfect. I can't wait
to make you my wife.

264
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,759
I love you. Bye.
Love you more.

265
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,135
You did this?
You're welcome.

266
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,404
I still have a few
connections with the press.

267
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,006
What makes you think
that I want a picture
of me and Hugh

268
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,308
kissing in the newspaper?

269
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,110
We need all the
publicity we can get.

270
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,145
We're sold out until
the end of the run.
I know.

271
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,913
Isn't it wonderful?

272
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,783
You know, I was thinking,
maybe we should just
extend for six weeks,

273
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,653
taking a break for
the wedding and the
honeymoon and all that,

274
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,123
and then come back in January
for a really limited run.

275
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,959
I think that Hugh made it
very clear that he wants
to be available for films.

276
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,561
Well, we'll just have
to take that risk.

277
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,231
I mean, if he gets a movie,
we'll hire someone else.

278
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,700
Does George Clooney
do stage? Oh, my God!

279
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,370
You've got the ring.

280
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,572
It's stunning.

281
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,077
Tell me you
found the dress.
I found the dress.

282
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:02,782
I really think that
the Vera Wang was perfect.

283
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:07,520
Fact, Cameron Diaz
actually tried it on.
Rumor, she's engaged.

284
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,224
Question, I heard that
she dated Hugh Morrison
a couple years ago.

285
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,227
I'll ask him and
get back to you.

286
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,097
Statement, my mom and
I love him. You are so
lucky to be marrying him.

287
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:21,168
I like it. It's just,
there's something that's
not right about it,

288
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,602
and it has to be perfect.

289
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,539
I know. You've tried
every dress on in
the salon, three times.

290
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,808
I know. I'm sorry.
I just... I can't decide.

291
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,344
No, I'm sorry. My lunch
hour's only so long

292
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,681
and my next patient
is 15 and still
dresses like SpiderMan.

293
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,416
I gotta go. Good luck.

294
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,117
Thanks. You, too.

295
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,101
Hi. Jane?

296
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,269
Yeah.

297
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,539
I'm sorry. Have
we met before?

298
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,009
No one ever remembers
me after I leave.

299
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,345
Wait a minute. Was it
at the... The thing
last week...

300
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,480
We were best friends
when you were a little girl.

301
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,418
So we went to school together?
Yeah, I went with
you every day.

302
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,320
I helped you study. We...

303
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:17,690
Long division was a nightmare
for me always, but you
always got it right away.

304
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,360
Okay, we made a volcano
out of clay one time.

305
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,195
And we put dry ice,

306
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:25,565
and we put Pop Rocks inside
of it, and it erupted all
over the classroom.

307
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:31,204
And Mr. Lee, he choked
on his coffee and it came
shooting out of his nose.

308
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,105
Wow, it's so great
to see you again.

309
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,144
Yeah, it's great
to see you again.

310
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,984
Jacqueline, I'm telling
you, I've seen him twice

311
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,354
in different parts of the
city and now he's here.

312
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,188
The guy is definitely
stalking me.

313
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:53,760
Stalking you? Are you
sure? It's probably
just a coincidence.

314
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,894
Is he cute?

315
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,932
Well, yeah, but what
difference does that make?

316
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,535
I mean, Ted Bundy was
kind of cute, right?

317
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,940
Okay, he's gone. All right.

318
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,377
Yeah, I know. It's so weird.

319
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,782
Jane...
Got to go. Why are
you following me?

320
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,617
Answer me right now,
or I will mace you.

321
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,019
That's a PEZ dispenser.
You still love candy.

322
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,755
Do you remember freezing
Milk Duds and melting
them in hot milk?

323
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,124
It's the best.
Why are you here?

324
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,927
I don't know.
I only can assume it's
because you need me.

325
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,896
So what's wrong?
How can I help you, Jane?

326
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,433
No, no, no.
I can assure you that
I do not need you.

327
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,668
And if you don't
leave me alone,
I'm calling 911.

328
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,572
Do you remember when
we called 911 because
your goldfish Charlie died?

329
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,809
Paramedics were not happy.
How did you know that?

330
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,511
I...
No.

331
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,912
Don't answer that,
because I want you
to leave me alone.

332
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,214
You've grown into
a beautiful woman, Jane.

333
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,049
That's it. I am
calling the police.

334
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,353
Jane, Jane, it's me.

335
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:57,123
Your imaginary friend
from age five and
threequarters to 10.

336
00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:00,960
Yes, well, am I being
punk'd right now?
Because this is weird.

337
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,129
Are there hidden cameras?
Is this a reality show?

338
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,165
Listen, the carousel in
Central Park. You always
had to have the pink pony.

339
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,767
What little girl didn't
want the pink pony?

340
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,469
I always rode behind you.

341
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,641
Stay!

342
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,112
What's wrong with you?

343
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,181
I'm not sure. You?

344
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:26,519
My mother says
I'm depressed
and delusional.

345
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,921
My mother used to tell
me the same thing.

346
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,090
BOTH: Mothers.

347
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,228
I'll just be one second.

348
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,664
Okay.
Okay.

349
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,402
What are you doing here?
Are you okay?

350
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,770
I'm having a mental breakdown.

351
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,841
Just choose a wedding dress.
You'll feel better.

352
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,345
I'm being followed
by a figment of
my imagination.

353
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,180
That stalker you
called me about?

354
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,083
He says he's my imaginary
friend from when
I was a little girl.

355
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:01,554
The thing is, I actually
had an imaginary friend
when I was little.

356
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:05,324
And there are things about
my childhood, things that
there's no way he could know.

357
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,161
He probably found
you on Facebook.

358
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:12,164
I bet he's an actor.
He just wants a part
in your new play.

359
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,335
You know what?
You're probably right.

360
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,539
Okay.

361
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,642
So how are the
wedding plans going?

362
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:26,045
I can't seem to make
any decisions.
Nothing is perfect.

363
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,114
That's because
nothing is perfect.

364
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,183
You just have to find
something you like and buy it.

365
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,986
I can't. It's too hard.

366
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,989
You know what they say about
people who can't make
the little decisions

367
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,025
leading up to
the big decision?

368
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:42,529
Please don't start
this again. Hugh
is perfect for me.

369
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,564
You've only known him a year.

370
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,933
He proposed to you
on latenight television.
You couldn't say no.

371
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,836
I didn't wanna say no.
I love him.

372
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,204
Okay, okay.

373
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,408
I have to see my next
patient. You'd like him.

374
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,277
He arrives with
an invisible four-foot
tall rabbit named Paul.

375
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,547
Very funny. Very funny.

376
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,090
Bye.
Bye.

377
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,033
Jane.

378
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,036
Oh, my God.
You have got to
stop following me.

379
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,840
If you're an actor and you
want an audition, have your
agent call the theater.

380
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,375
I don't have an agent.
Well, you should get one

381
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,077
because you are
freaking me out.

382
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,645
I'm freaked out,
too, okay?

383
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,881
I've never been freaked
out before, so imagine
my surprise.

384
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,683
Jane, Jane, I need you
to help me figure out...

385
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:41,287
Enough, enough, enough,
enough. You've got
to stop following me.

386
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:46,292
I left you on your 10th
birthday at 5:15, the
moment you were born.

387
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,961
I told you I had to leave
and you cried when I got
into the elevator.

388
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,167
How did you know that?

389
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,437
I'm Michael.

390
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,008
Michael?

391
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,443
Yeah.

392
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,352
What...

393
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:23,129
Did that hurt?

394
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:27,767
If "hurt" means my face
is on fire and my eyes are
watering, then, yeah, it hurt.

395
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,702
I'm really sorry.

396
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:34,173
It's just, you brought up
a painful memory for me.

397
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,878
Michael broke my
heart. I cried for
weeks when he left.

398
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,251
How can you be Michael?

399
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,954
I don't know.
I'm just as surprised
that I'm here as you are.

400
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,255
It just doesn't make sense.

401
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,557
I know.

402
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,424
I mean, I get that
when I was little,

403
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,661
I was lonely and I needed
an imaginary friend.

404
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:58,998
But now, my life is perfect.

405
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:02,334
You know, I have a great job,
a great apartment.

406
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,672
I'm engaged to a man that
most women would die to marry.

407
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:13,079
And imaginary friends
are imaginary. So I got
to go to work.

408
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:23,489
What the hell.

409
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:27,927
All right, catch me up. Tell
me everything that's happened
to you since you were 10.

410
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,263
That's like 28 years.

411
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,701
I don't know. I grew up.

412
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,436
This is amazing.

413
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,606
It's a donut.

414
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:43,643
Hey.

415
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,580
What's the story
with those two?

416
00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:51,651
They're making snowflakes
for the holiday show.

417
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:54,120
No, I mean, their
secret lives.

418
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,223
I don't really know them.

419
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,892
You don't play the
story game anymore?

420
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:07,566
No. No, no. I'm an adult
now. I don't really play
any games anymore.

421
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:11,771
You know, I have a job
and a life and places
that I have to be.

422
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:14,941
So, it was great
to see you again.

423
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:20,079
Great in a delusional, out
of my mind, "hope to wake
up soon" kind of way.

424
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,449
I've missed your
sense of humor.

425
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,118
You know what?
One more question.

426
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,123
Why didn't you
become a pastry chef?

427
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,860
Or a writer?
I chose to manage
a theater.

428
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,228
Your mother's theater.
Yeah.

429
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:39,431
That wasn't your life's dream.
I was 10.

430
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,768
People don't become
what they wanted to
when they were kids.

431
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,537
Otherwise, all little boys
would be firefighters
or dump truck drivers,

432
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,073
and all little girls
would become Madonna.

433
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,041
I know, but it's...

434
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,476
I grew up.

435
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,348
I'm defending myself
to a mirage.

436
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,788
I'm telling you, Peter,
it's like she doesn't
believe in me anymore.

437
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,923
She acts like she's
scared of me or something.

438
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:08,260
Do you blame her?
You scared me, too, showing
up all big and human.

439
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,063
It still freaks me out
a little. I just don't
understand.

440
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,066
Me, neither. You know,
it's like I got a foot
in both worlds.

441
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,235
You see me. They see me.

442
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,906
I'm really good at this.

443
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,741
Of course you're good.
You're, like, 10 feet tall.

444
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,144
So what do I do?
I don't know.

445
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:29,548
I guess you're just gonna
have to ride it out and
wait for reassignment.

446
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:33,285
It shouldn't be long. The way
the world is right now,
we're spread pretty thin.

447
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,723
So, when's her birthday?

448
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:39,625
That's probably
your exit date.
You think?

449
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:43,896
You may be temporarily human,
but the rules are rules.

450
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,966
We come when they
need us, and we leave
on their birthdays.

451
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,835
Her birthday's December 24.

452
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,604
You better figure out
what she needs so you
can get back to normal.

453
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,273
Right.

454
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,742
I got to go.
Okay.

455
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,115
He shows up and
just expects me to accept

456
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,819
that he's like this
imaginary ghost from my
childhood or something.

457
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,755
I mean, that's crazy, right?

458
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,390
I am a logical,
rational person.

459
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:15,627
I mean, I don't drink
excessively. I don't do drugs.
I pay my taxes on time.

460
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,899
I am obsessive
about recycling.

461
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:24,036
And part of me wants
to believe that it
really is Michael,

462
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:28,174
and then there's a part of me
that just thinks I should
have myself committed.

463
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,577
Do you think I'm
losing my mind?

464
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,518
So the producers
loved the show tonight.
Maury called.

465
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:43,189
He thinks I'm being considered
for the lead role in a feature
film, a romantic comedy.

466
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,191
I always knew something
like this would happen.

467
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:46,959
I mean, can you imagine
what this will mean for me?

468
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,062
You get one lead role,
the rest just follows,
and I'm back!

469
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,067
Did you see that
was Hugh Morrison?
Jane.

470
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:57,636
You seem like
you're miles away.

471
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,340
No, I just had a weird day.

472
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,043
What's the matter?
Are you okay?

473
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:07,646
Yeah. Yeah, I ran
into someone today.

474
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:10,049
Really? Who?
Found you. Yes.

475
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,155
You must be Jane's friend.

476
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,556
Hi.

477
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:22,829
Hugh, this is Michael,
my friend from childhood.

478
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,564
And we ran into
each other today.
That's fantastic.

479
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,366
Hi. Good to see you.
Hey.

480
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,635
Can I sit down?

481
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,974
Yeah, of course.
Of course, please.
Yeah, please do.

482
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,445
Michael, this is
Hugh, my fiance.

483
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,647
So, honey, we should
probably look at the menu,

484
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,182
because, you know,
if the waitress comes over

485
00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,417
and I don't know what I want,
that'll send her away,

486
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:49,155
then it takes 20 minutes for
her to come back, and that's
a long time, so...

487
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:55,061
So what do you do?

488
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,230
I'm a friend for children
who need a little support.

489
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,966
A teacher. He's a teacher.

490
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,034
A teacher. My mother
was a teacher.

491
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,770
That's such
a noble profession.

492
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:08,540
She used to say,
"Teaching feeds
the soul of a child."

493
00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,846
I had a teacher once who
inspired me to read the
works of Tolstoy and Camus...

494
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:17,549
Jane. Jane used to
read the works of
Nancy Drew mysteries.

495
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,959
Michael. Michael,
I don't remember
you mentioning...

496
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,594
What is your last name?

497
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,896
Friend.

498
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,697
Michael Friend.

499
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,033
Michael Friend.

500
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,403
You know,
we used to call him
the Friendster.

501
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,972
Michael Friend is
a good name for me.

502
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,942
It's a great name. Yeah.

503
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:46,078
Finally. We're both gonna
have the chicken marsala

504
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,514
with the vegetables
instead of the potatoes.

505
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,049
Can you ask them
to hurry it, too, please?

506
00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:52,418
Doesn't that come
with mushrooms?

507
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,854
I mean, just checking,
because I know you...
Mushrooms make you throw up.

508
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,524
Yeah, I'm allergic.
You are?

509
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,228
Yeah.
I didn't know that.

510
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,996
It's okay. I'll just
eat around them.

511
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:08,000
Well, why don't you get
something different, that
won't make you sick?

512
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:12,771
Okay, yeah, I will have
the spaghetti bolognese.

513
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:18,177
That sounds great. I'll also
do that. Hugh, you wanna
change your order, too?

514
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:21,280
No. Pasta this late
at night? No, thank you.

515
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,850
Come on. It gives you energy
for later when you guys
wrestle around in bed.

516
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,753
She's a tough cookie,
am I right or am I right?

517
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,988
Right.

518
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:37,529
So, Hugh, you're
marrying Jane.

519
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:41,733
Wow, you are so lucky.
Tell me what you
love about her.

520
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,374
I love...

521
00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,310
She's so organized.

522
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:54,313
You know, she has my
whole life on track.
She has me on a schedule.

523
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:55,714
It really works, too.

524
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:58,817
I mean, she's the reason
I got my book done in time.

525
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:02,321
Well, those are things you
can accomplish with a datebook
and a clock, though.

526
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,824
What do you love about her?

527
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,197
Michael, I'm not sure
I understand your question.

528
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,867
Well, you know, I mean,
she's super funny.

529
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,237
Isn't she?

530
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,073
Come on. She's
incredibly creative.

531
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:25,544
I personally love how when
she runs and her ponytail
just swings from side to side.

532
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,447
It's great.

533
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,949
And you got to love
how she sings in her sleep.

534
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,185
You slept together?
Well, she doesn't
like to sleep alone.

535
00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:36,055
We napped together
in kindergarten on a mat.

536
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,592
Michael...
Totally innocent.

537
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,628
So, are you married?

538
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,065
No. No. You know, I'm never
in one place very long.

539
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:50,769
My work kind of takes me all
over the world, so I'm never
sure where I'm gonna be sent.

540
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:54,073
Dr. Sellars, would you
mind signing our menu?

541
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,374
Sure.

542
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,876
Wait, you're a doctor?

543
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,445
No, he's an actor.

544
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,280
An actor?

545
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:04,516
Well, we must've seen him
in one of the million movies
we watched together?

546
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:35,281
Well, Michael, good
to meet you. Hope to see
you again sometime.

547
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:39,051
You, too. Thank you for paying
for dinner, by the way.
I don't have money.

548
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:41,153
I know. Teachers are
so underappreciated.

549
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,922
I mean, when you compare
their salaries to what
actors make, it's...

550
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,357
I've never needed
it until today.

551
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,593
Yeah, right, it's a whole
different world.

552
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,129
No, the world is still
the same. I'm the one
who's changed.

553
00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:51,330
Yeah.

554
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,102
Got you last.

555
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,071
Yeah, okay.
Take care.

556
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,906
All right, you, too.

557
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,110
See you later.

558
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,029
He's a handsome guy.

559
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:27,799
Friendly.

560
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,502
A little odd.

561
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,573
Must've been great
to reconnect with him
after all these years.

562
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,110
You gonna see him again?
No, I don't think so. No.

563
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,882
Knows a lot about you.

564
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,585
Yeah.

565
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,021
I guess he always did.

566
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:03,835
Thank you.

567
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,238
I got it. Happy
holidays to you.

568
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,778
It's a great building.
Nice to be so close
to the park, huh?

569
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,713
Michael? You're here?

570
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,981
I know.

571
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,725
Okay, look. Listen, if you
wanna get in touch with me,
here's my business card.

572
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,160
You can call me, okay?

573
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,296
Good night.
Great.

574
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,498
Hugh doesn't live with you?

575
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,466
No, Hugh needs his rest
when he's doing a play,

576
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,835
and I wake up early,
so that wakes him up.

577
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:40,172
And after we get married,
I'm gonna move into his place.

578
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,741
I don't know why
I'm telling you
this. Good night.

579
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,611
Good night.
Sweet dreams.
You, too.

580
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,119
Are you sleeping out here?

581
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:56,087
Yeah, I'll be fine.

582
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,023
It'll be like when
we went camping.

583
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,459
We never went camping.

584
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,195
Yes, we did.
We made a tent out
of sheets on the balcony

585
00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,431
and roasted marshmallows
in your EasyBake Oven.

586
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,766
Yeah, that was fun.

587
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,305
I liked Hugh.
He's wonderful.

588
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:17,409
I know. I can see why you
love him. He's an actor
with really white teeth.

589
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,680
That's not why
I love him. Good night.

590
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,082
Good night.

591
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,299
Okay, you can stay one night.

592
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:45,003
He always does this,
the super. He leaves me
a note. He has a key.

593
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,138
He could just let
himself in and
fix the shower,

594
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,541
but instead he
leaves me a note.

595
00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:53,044
But I guess I have
bigger problems than
a broken shower.

596
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:56,248
The whole place could
use a paint job, you know?

597
00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:00,151
Sorry about the mess.
Hugh keeps promising
to help me, but...

598
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,256
You know what?
I guess it doesn't
really matter.

599
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:07,393
Not gonna be here
much longer.

600
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:11,096
I couldn't just let you
sleep outside, right?
It's too cold.

601
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,099
Okay.

602
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:16,468
You can just sleep
on the couch.

603
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,037
Okay.

604
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,972
Michael, why are you here?

605
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:24,610
The only thing I can
figure out is that I must
be here to help you.

606
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:25,944
So what's wrong, Jane?

607
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:30,416
Nothing. I'm fine.
I don't need help.

608
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:33,251
Great, then I was right.
About what?

609
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:37,823
I always knew you would
grow up and become an
amazing, beautiful woman.

610
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,157
I'm just glad I get
to be here to see it.

611
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:45,631
That's... So, thank you

612
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:51,470
for coming all the way
back here from magic
land. You know?

613
00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:54,773
Sleep well. See you
in the morning.

614
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,074
Thanks.

615
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,219
Jane?
Yeah?

616
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,021
Proud of you.

617
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,138
No! No!

618
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,545
What are you doing in here?

619
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,213
I thought you might still
be afraid of the dark.

620
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,451
Go back into
the other room.

621
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:40,652
Okay.

622
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,294
This isn't happening.

623
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,497
You've had a brain aneurysm.

624
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:55,467
You're in a coma in the
hospital, but your mind
is living this nightmare

625
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,370
and just waiting
for you to wake up.

626
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,883
Jane.
Hi, dear.

627
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:13,985
There's my girl.

628
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,623
Did you know Mr. Danderford
played the clarinet at the
Blue Note in the late '50s

629
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,225
and Mrs. Greenberg
was a waitress there?

630
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,193
And they've lived
down the hall from
each other all this time,

631
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,829
and they never put
that together.

632
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,597
It's amazing.

633
00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,766
So, I see you guys
have all met.

634
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,937
Well, finish your coffee.
I've got to go to work, okay?

635
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:37,375
Here's a key. So when you're
finished, just lock up and put
the key under the mat. Bye.

636
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,185
Mom, do you remember
when I was a little girl

637
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,755
and I had an imaginary
friend named Michael?

638
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,857
Yeah, do I ever.

639
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,660
I even sent you to
Dr. Nussbaum for therapy,

640
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,395
and he told me that
I should let you keep
your little friend

641
00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,097
because he made you happy,

642
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:03,101
and he was sure that
one day he would leave,
and thank God he did.

643
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:06,972
Why?

644
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:11,042
I just ran into someone
that reminds me of him.

645
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,244
Oh, my God, you're
having an affair.

646
00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:17,282
Does Hugh know?
No, I am not having
an affair, Mother.

647
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,786
I just... You know,
I ran in...

648
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,320
You know what it is.

649
00:40:22,387 --> 00:40:24,623
It doesn't matter.
It's wedding jitters.
Buyer's remorse.

650
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,525
You two are
perfect together.
I know.

651
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,427
Well, as perfect as it
can get in this world.

652
00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,229
God, that's so cynical.

653
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,098
No, it isn't.

654
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:36,367
Jane, I just don't
want you to miss out.

655
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:41,372
I waited a long time for
Mr. Right and what I got
was your father,

656
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,041
a charming, cheating
bastard who left us.

657
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:49,047
Hugh is a wonderful
catch and he adores you.

658
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,082
And I love him.

659
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:52,818
Of course you do.

660
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:13,672
Martha Stewart's daughter
was my assignment for a year

661
00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:17,108
when her mom's company
went public and she
got really busy.

662
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:20,812
What do you think?

663
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,283
It's amazing.

664
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,753
I can't believe
you did all of this.

665
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,155
Come here.

666
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,524
Your hands are freezing.

667
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,531
And you even put
together my TV stand.

668
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,668
And this was all I needed.

669
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,977
No one's ever done
anything like this
for me before.

670
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:55,581
Why not?

671
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:59,250
I don't know.

672
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:02,487
People have their own
lives. They get busy.

673
00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,295
What is that smell?

674
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:13,264
I made you mac and cheese.

675
00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,934
I love mac and cheese.

676
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,948
The Adventures
of Michael and Jane.

677
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:33,384
Wow, I haven't looked
at this in forever.

678
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,688
I know.

679
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,091
I have something to show you.
What?

680
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,061
Go in the bathroom,
turn on the shower,
and take off your clothes.

681
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:48,900
What?

682
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:52,537
No! I can't do that.

683
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,475
"Take off your clothes."
I fixed your shower!

684
00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:02,380
I was a friend to a kid
whose father was a plumber.

685
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,351
I thought you wanted to...

686
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:10,922
I wasn't always Don Juan.

687
00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:15,827
I wasn't always an actor,
and Hamlet wasn't always
my favorite role.

688
00:43:15,894 --> 00:43:19,731
I was first John Sidney
Blyth Barrymore,

689
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:23,735
a young boy with big dreams,

690
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,538
although not always
focused on the stage.

691
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,174
Vivian, hi.

692
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,010
I'm sorry that
I misjudged you.

693
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,279
Jane says you've
really grown into
a better mother.

694
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:36,447
Thank you.
Yeah.

695
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,183
Who are you?

696
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:42,420
Michael. Well, you
used to call me
the delusion, remember?

697
00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:44,355
You were probably
just trying to protect
Jane from love

698
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,024
because you'd
been so hurt.

699
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:48,694
You weren't being mean.
You were simply misguided.

700
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,462
It's okay.
I forgive you.

701
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:55,000
I live between polite
society and the bordello.

702
00:43:56,735 --> 00:44:00,739
It wasn't until 1903 that
I made my debut as a thespian.

703
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,340
And by 1905,

704
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:05,376
I was firmly implanted
in the London stage.

705
00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:09,715
The theater was my salvation
when television became
redundant, you know.

706
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,484
But film is the dream.
It keeps me reaching inside.

707
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,721
You know what I mean?
Excuse me.

708
00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,455
Hi.
Hi.

709
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:21,326
This is a surprise.
Michael's here.
Yeah.

710
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:24,062
I'm not sure I like you
spending so much time
with the other guy.

711
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,464
Oh, stop. He's just
an old friend.

712
00:44:26,531 --> 00:44:29,234
You are the love
of my life.

713
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,635
Who?
You.

714
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,273
Sorry, I just get
a little jealous.

715
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,542
You were wonderful,
by the way.

716
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,978
Thanks, man.
You're an amazing actor.

717
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,881
Thank you, man.
I really believed
you were a doctor.

718
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:48,019
He actually wasn't a doctor.
He wasn't playing a doctor.

719
00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:50,221
Well, you were
stupendous tonight.

720
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,090
Thank you, Vivian.

721
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,125
You know you would've
gotten a standing ovation
if the audience

722
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,962
wasn't riveted to their
seats by your performance.

723
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,230
You look great.
Thank you.

724
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:01,767
Yeah.
My daughter's a lucky woman.

725
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,270
Aren't you, honey?
Yes, I am.

726
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,806
Come on, someone
wants to meet you.

727
00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:12,377
Hugh is really talented.
I know.

728
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,580
Your mother's the same
as she always was.

729
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,714
I know.

730
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,224
Morning.

731
00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,426
Hi.
Going to work?

732
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,497
No, the theater's
dark on Mondays.

733
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:35,200
Great. What do you
wanna do today?

734
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:39,938
Want to go to the museum?

735
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:43,842
Or, you know,
maybe we could
just stay home?

736
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:52,750
I have a very full day.

737
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,621
I have a wedding to plan.

738
00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,664
I'm just...

739
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:09,901
I'm just gonna
get dressed now.

740
00:46:11,536 --> 00:46:12,703
Right.

741
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,743
Do you want me to...

742
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,880
I'll just...

743
00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:26,084
So, it's been three months
and you've narrowed it
down to these seven.

744
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,987
With Christmas orders
piling up, I really need
you to make a decision

745
00:46:29,054 --> 00:46:31,189
on what direction
you wanna go.
I know. I know.

746
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,358
I just don't think that
I can choose yet.

747
00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:37,095
And they're all beautiful.
It's just that Hugh
is very particular,

748
00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,663
and everything has
to be perfect.

749
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,367
You want that one.

750
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,170
This one?
Yeah.

751
00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,205
Yeah, pink and green
are your favorite colors,

752
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:50,141
and roses remind you
of your Grandma Rose.

753
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,711
Yeah, you're right.
I'll take this one.

754
00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:55,847
Wonderful.

755
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:59,050
You should bring your
fiance with you on
all your appointments.

756
00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:00,818
He's not my fiance.

757
00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,854
He's just a good friend.

758
00:47:06,457 --> 00:47:09,560
You must like boys.
Am I right?

759
00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:13,464
I like girls
and boys. Yeah.

760
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:22,740
Wow. Chocolate is...
No. There are no
words for chocolate.

761
00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:25,343
New words will have
to be invented for
this experience.

762
00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:29,047
And the strawberry.
Strawberry tastes
like summer afternoons

763
00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:31,749
when you've been
outside playing and
swimming all day,

764
00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:34,585
and then you come
inside, and you're
hungry and thirsty.

765
00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:36,021
Strawberry.

766
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:52,803
It's clouds of awesome.

767
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,040
This is the one!

768
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,445
Let's go to the dress
shop next. I've narrowed
it down to six dresses.

769
00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:03,848
I already know the one.

770
00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:06,451
I still don't know
why we're here.

771
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,753
Do you remember the
first play we went to?

772
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:13,258
Of course. It was
my favorite.
One Special Night.

773
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,531
That's my dress.

774
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:23,534
You said that the first night
you saw it, when the actor
stepped out on stage in it.

775
00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,674
Come on.

776
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:45,556
Wow.

777
00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,959
You look beautiful.

778
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:49,560
I do?

779
00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:54,099
Thanks.

780
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:11,949
What just happened?

781
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:16,721
We kissed.
No, we didn't.

782
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,823
That just didn't happen.
That was wonderful.

783
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,591
How could it be wonderful
if it never happened?

784
00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:22,560
That was our first kiss.
It was our last kiss.

785
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,262
They say you never
forget your first kiss.

786
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:25,930
Forget it, okay?

787
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:29,467
Oh, my God.

788
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:37,008
It did happen, but it was
a horrible mistake, and
it can never happen again.

789
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:38,109
It was an accident.
Exactly.

790
00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,278
I just tripped and
fell on your lips.

791
00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:43,281
Michael, I'm serious
right now. That can
never happen again.

792
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:45,116
Yeah, we'll avoid
it at all cost.

793
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:50,055
I'm about to marry Hugh
Morrison, okay? A man that
I love very, very much.

794
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:51,589
I believe you.

795
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:55,626
No, I'm not trying
to convince you,
you know? It's a fact.

796
00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:58,496
It's just I was very excited
because we found the dress,

797
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:03,601
and so, you know, stuff
happened, and it didn't
mean anything at all.

798
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:05,703
It was just a kiss
between old friends.

799
00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,038
Right.
Right.

800
00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:09,940
So we're clear.
Just friends.
Best friends.

801
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,610
Okay. You need
to stop following me.

802
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:30,395
Hey, Paul. How's it going?
Good to see you.

803
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,065
Who's this?

804
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,703
Hi, Nathan. I'm Michael.
Hi.

805
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,340
Wait, you can see Paul?

806
00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:44,242
Sure.
Yes!

807
00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:45,676
I knew he was real.

808
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,978
Wait. Who are you
talking to? Who is Paul?

809
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,447
He's an imaginary.

810
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,516
Right.

811
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,552
For a second there,
I thought you were talking
to an empty chair, so...

812
00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:55,686
No.

813
00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,760
Hi.
You can't keep
showing up like this.

814
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,329
I do have patients.

815
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:06,631
Nathan's fine. He's
sitting out there with
an invisible boy named Paul

816
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:08,199
and my imaginary
friend, Michael.

817
00:51:08,266 --> 00:51:09,400
Okay, now you're scaring me.

818
00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:10,968
Ask me what I did today.

819
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:15,106
I chose my cake,
I chose my flowers,

820
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:17,975
and my wedding dress
all within the last
three hours.

821
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,478
Why? Because I had
Michael with me.

822
00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:23,047
Great.
It's crazy, isn't it?

823
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,715
Well, I don't know
if it's crazy or not,

824
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:28,386
but your eyes do light
up every time you talk
about Michael.

825
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:29,620
No, they don't.
Yeah, they do.

826
00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:32,056
You have this twinkle...
No. Okay, I kissed him.

827
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,862
I kissed him, yeah.
So he found the dress,

828
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:41,932
and I was really happy,
and he thought I looked
beautiful, and...

829
00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:45,603
And?

830
00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,373
And we kissed,
and now it's over.

831
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:53,344
So you're still in
human limbo, I see.

832
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:56,281
It's so weird.
Everyone's talking
about it.

833
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:59,517
Every imaginary should
do it at least once.

834
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:01,786
Feelings are so much
bigger than we thought.

835
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:05,223
Your kid gets picked
last for baseball, and
we tell him it's nothing.

836
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,258
It's not nothing.
It hurts.

837
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,939
That cute guy out
there is your Michael?

838
00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:28,078
No, he is not my
Michael, he's just
Michael, a good friend.

839
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:33,551
He's living with you.
He's one door away, sleeping
naked on a white sheet.

840
00:52:33,618 --> 00:52:35,920
How do you stand it?
How do you know
he sleeps naked?

841
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,223
That's how I picture him.

842
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,092
Okay, stop. Just stop.

843
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:48,165
I love Hugh. Hugh is a
wonderful man, and I am the
luckiest girl in the world.

844
00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:51,236
All I know is if I had a man
who looked at me like that,

845
00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:53,404
I would never get out of bed.

846
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:54,905
Hugh looks at me like that.

847
00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:56,407
Hugh looks at
himself like that.

848
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,115
That was fun.
So what's next?

849
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:09,186
Nothing. We got
everything. The cake,
the flowers, the dress.

850
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,121
Nice. Let's celebrate.

851
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:16,361
Martini, olives. Crazy week.

852
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,062
For you?

853
00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:21,198
Martini, olives. Crazy week.

854
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:25,803
That's great music.

855
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:29,006
Jane and I love to dance.
No, we don't.

856
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,642
Are you kidding me?

857
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:34,979
You used to dance
in front of the mirror
all the time.

858
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:40,050
Like a Virgin.
The song Like a Virgin.

859
00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:42,253
(SONG U CAN'T TOUCH
THIS BEGINS)

860
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:47,525
No way. Are you
kidding? What time is it?

861
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:49,660
I don't know.

862
00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:50,995
Jane.

863
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:54,299
Hammer time.
It's Hammer time!

864
00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:03,040
He's not from around here.

865
00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:16,321
Can't believe
this is happening.

866
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,479
That was amazing. Awesome.

867
00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:42,547
(APPLAUSE)

868
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:36,627
Look at them.
What a sweet couple.

869
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:39,464
Probably been
together for 50 years.
Yeah.

870
00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:42,633
It looks that way,

871
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:46,904
but the truth is,
they just met an hour
ago in yoga class.

872
00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:50,741
Really?
Yeah.

873
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:53,578
Yeah. I mean,
they've been seeing
each other for years.

874
00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:57,582
But, you know, a little
yoga class here, a
meditation group there.

875
00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:59,984
This is the first
time they ever
talked to each other.

876
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,386
Why today?

877
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:06,223
Well, because today
is Evelyn's birthday.

878
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:12,930
And she is planning
on spending the entire
weekend in a nudist colony.

879
00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:18,603
Name?
Of the nudist colony?
The Bare Inn.

880
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:20,137
Wow.
Yeah.

881
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:23,173
Do you think
he'll go with her?
I do, actually. I do.

882
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,876
Because it's also
Phil's birthday.

883
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:30,447
Yeah. And they will
quickly realize that the best
way to spend their birthdays

884
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:33,450
is in their birthday suits.

885
00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:38,422
Excellent.

886
00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:44,428
So Hugh's gonna pick me up
for the book signing.

887
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,064
And I don't know if
you're gonna go out.

888
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:49,033
So are you?

889
00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,969
Am I what?
Gonna go out?

890
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:55,172
I don't think so.

891
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,406
I don't know. I wasn't
really planning on it.

892
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:00,377
Don't know a lot
of people here, so...

893
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:01,445
Right.

894
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:05,182
You'll be okay?
Yeah, sure.

895
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:07,852
Hey.

896
00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,258
I do not want
to have a pillow fight.

897
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,264
You're kidding me.

898
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,037
I have always
wanted a pillow fight!

899
00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:37,381
Hi, honey.
What's going on?

900
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,084
Nothing.
I've been calling you all day.

901
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:43,754
Yeah, we went out.
We were planning
our wedding.

902
00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:50,761
Our wedding,
not our wedding.

903
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:52,563
Right.

904
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:55,933
I don't understand
why he's still here.

905
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,135
He's got nowhere
else to go.

906
00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,738
Hugh, he's just
a friend. You have
no reason to be jealous.

907
00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:02,707
Jealous? No, I'm not jealous.

908
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,275
Excuse me if I don't
want my wife living
with another man!

909
00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:08,412
I'm not your wife yet.
And keep your voice down.
He can hear you.

910
00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,147
He's using you.

911
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:11,816
He is not using me.

912
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:15,052
Really? Why did
he show up now?

913
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,156
After all these years,
right when you're about
to marry a famous actor?

914
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,858
What does he want?

915
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,361
You're so naive.

916
00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:27,097
You know, people,
they take advantage
of you all the time,

917
00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:30,167
like those old people that
guilt you into running
their errands for them.

918
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,037
They're my neighbors.

919
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:36,106
You care about this guy
so much that you're gonna
let him come in between us?

920
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:38,609
No. No, of course not.

921
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:40,244
He's just got no
place else to stay.

922
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,380
I don't care!
He's got no job, no life.

923
00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:47,017
I just feel sorry for him.
I don't care about him at all.

924
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:53,257
Ten minutes, then I'm gone.

925
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,107
I didn't mean it in that way.

926
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:13,610
But?

927
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,214
But Hugh's my future.

928
01:00:17,281 --> 01:00:18,749
He's going to be my husband.

929
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:21,551
Right.

930
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:27,958
Look, Michael, you and
I have fun together.
But this is not real.

931
01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:32,529
You know, I can't risk
what I have with Hugh.

932
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,765
I just can't.

933
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,201
He's my future.

934
01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:39,569
Yeah, you already said that.
Well, I'm saying it again.

935
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:43,207
And this is all very
easy for you, you know?

936
01:00:43,273 --> 01:00:45,976
You have no consequences here.

937
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,779
I get it.
No. No, you don't.

938
01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:52,817
You know, this is my life.

939
01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,020
Okay? I have responsibilities.

940
01:00:57,621 --> 01:01:01,091
I'm not this little
girl anymore with
an imaginary friend.

941
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,597
I grew up.

942
01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:12,970
Everybody has to
grow up, Michael.

943
01:01:14,571 --> 01:01:16,206
Everybody but you.

944
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:29,386
I haven't seen her in three
days. I miss her so much.

945
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,488
We don't miss our kids.
We care for them,

946
01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,657
help them be their best
selves and then we leave.

947
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:35,425
I know, I know. I just
wanna make her happy.

948
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,928
It isn't your job
to make her happy.

949
01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:41,031
I wish I could stay,
you know, and be
a part of her life.

950
01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:42,466
I could learn to
live in her world,

951
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,234
take on responsibilities
and be a grown up.

952
01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:46,036
Have you lost your mind?

953
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:49,206
No! I only have until
her birthday to show
her I've changed.

954
01:01:49,273 --> 01:01:53,610
This isn't about you.
She's happy. She's getting
married. Your job is done.

955
01:01:53,677 --> 01:01:54,779
Just go home.

956
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,646
But...
No "buts," Michael.

957
01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:00,818
If you don't show up at
an exit station the moment
you're supposed to leave,

958
01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,419
who knows what could happen?

959
01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:05,389
You could disappear,
cease to exist.

960
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:08,692
Don't do it.

961
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,461
I don't have a lot
of experience, but
I'm great with people.

962
01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,630
I'm trustworthy, and I'm
there when you need me.

963
01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:15,465
So why do you wanna work here?

964
01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:18,068
I like food, and
it's the responsible
thing to do.

965
01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:19,837
That's a good answer.

966
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:22,406
That's more than I can say
about my prima donna
head chef there, Gerard.

967
01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:24,574
Comes in late,
attitude sucks.

968
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:26,610
(SIGHS)

969
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:29,346
Can you wash dishes?
Yeah.

970
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:32,917
I'm just glad that you finally
realized that your friend,

971
01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:34,919
Michael, was just using you.

972
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:38,122
Well, I don't think
he was using me, per se.

973
01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:40,390
Okay, whatever.

974
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:43,693
Look, it was great
to see him, but it was
time for him to go home.

975
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:45,796
I agree.

976
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:52,036
So, I think
I wanna write again.

977
01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,040
Writing what?

978
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,141
I don't know.

979
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,409
Maybe a children's
story or something.

980
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:05,015
Honey, I know
what this is.
What?

981
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:08,352
Well, I was almost
nominated for
a Tony Award,

982
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:10,888
and I'm gonna be
in a big movie,

983
01:03:10,955 --> 01:03:13,623
and, you know,
my book's gonna
be a bestseller.

984
01:03:13,690 --> 01:03:15,559
It's okay for you to
feel a little insecure.

985
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:19,629
No, that's not what
it is at all. I just always
wanted to be a writer.

986
01:03:19,696 --> 01:03:21,731
Well, you never
mentioned it before.

987
01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:24,434
When I was 10 years old,
I decided that I wanted
to be a writer,

988
01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:28,705
but then fear and
judgment got in the
way as I grew older,

989
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,740
and now...
I remember when I was 10.

990
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,776
I had a dream.

991
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:35,779
I wanted to be president
of the Screen Actors Guild.

992
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,216
Are you getting sick?

993
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:41,986
No, but if I were,
wouldn't you want
to take care of me?

994
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:44,321
And risk both
of us being sick?

995
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:49,793
You ever missed a girl?

996
01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,130
I mean, really missed her.

997
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,600
Right.

998
01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:02,839
She's just so pretty,
but beautiful and
fun and cool.

999
01:04:07,277 --> 01:04:09,446
So where is this
fun girl, huh?

1000
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,316
I don't know.
Not a little girl anymore.

1001
01:04:12,382 --> 01:04:15,585
You know, she goes places
and she does stuff.

1002
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:21,091
I'll have another one.

1003
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,526
I think maybe you've
had enough, huh?

1004
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:24,861
Okay.

1005
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,901
Maybe you should
call this girl,

1006
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:32,436
tell her how you feel.

1007
01:04:42,146 --> 01:04:45,082
Hi, Jane, it's Michael.

1008
01:04:45,149 --> 01:04:49,186
I got a job washing dishes
at Sam's Restaurant
and Bar in SoHo.

1009
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:53,690
I just wanted
to call and say hi,

1010
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,693
see how you were doing.

1011
01:04:58,362 --> 01:04:59,729
I miss you.

1012
01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:06,170
Hi, Jane, it's Michael.

1013
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,811
What is this?

1014
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:17,347
It's macaroni
and cheese and...

1015
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,751
Rice Krispies treats.

1016
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:22,852
Is this a joke?

1017
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,488
No, it's comfort food.

1018
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:26,623
No, this is sugar,
and this is carbs.

1019
01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:29,359
I can't eat this.
I got to stay in shape.
I know.

1020
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:33,597
I'm auditioning for a feature
film. It's the most important
time in my life.

1021
01:05:34,731 --> 01:05:37,034
And marrying you.

1022
01:05:42,506 --> 01:05:45,275
You know what?
It's fine. It's fine. Look.

1023
01:05:45,342 --> 01:05:47,377
What harm could
a few carbs do, right?

1024
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,015
I'm not that hungry anyway.

1025
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:58,288
Do you want to go outside
and build a snowman?

1026
01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:00,390
It's 20 degrees.

1027
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,426
You wanna go outside
and build a snowman?

1028
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,661
Are you kidding?
No.

1029
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,930
It'll be fun.

1030
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:08,832
This is the kind
of stuff you and Michael
used to do, right?

1031
01:06:10,934 --> 01:06:12,069
I just want to be happy.

1032
01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:18,508
We are happy.

1033
01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,512
We have everything
that we want.

1034
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,116
This is what
happy looks like.

1035
01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:36,226
I still have no idea
what to get Hugh
for Christmas.

1036
01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:37,627
What's he getting you?

1037
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:41,365
Skis. We're going to Colorado,
skiing for our honeymoon.

1038
01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,433
You hate to ski.

1039
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,935
Well, not completely
and totally.

1040
01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:52,776
Michael would
love this scarf.

1041
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,212
I'm gonna get it for him.
I thought you didn't
know where he was.

1042
01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,915
He left me a message
telling me where he works.

1043
01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:03,087
You have no idea
what to get Hugh
for Christmas,

1044
01:07:03,153 --> 01:07:05,522
yet Michael,
no problem.

1045
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,458
You should go see him,
tell him how you feel.

1046
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,561
No, that's not fair
to Hugh. I'll just send
the scarf to Michael.

1047
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:15,799
Fair? Hugh is in
California surrounded
by beautiful actresses.

1048
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,268
So?

1049
01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:21,171
So nothing.
I'm just saying...

1050
01:07:27,177 --> 01:07:32,782
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.

1051
01:07:32,849 --> 01:07:34,218
I was hoping you
could help me
with something.

1052
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,052
It's gonna be about
an hour wait.

1053
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,989
Sorry, Christmas special.
We're giving out free
cookies with every meal.

1054
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,858
I'm actually looking
for someone.

1055
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:44,761
His name is Michael.
I think he's the
dishwasher here.

1056
01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:46,196
You mean Michael, the chef?

1057
01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:50,567
Jane.
Yeah.

1058
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:53,737
You're Jane?

1059
01:07:53,803 --> 01:07:54,938
Yeah.

1060
01:07:55,872 --> 01:07:57,207
That Jane?

1061
01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:03,247
Yeah, I guess so. Thank you.

1062
01:08:04,348 --> 01:08:06,716
Jane, hey.

1063
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:08,952
Hi. Hi.

1064
01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,857
I just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.

1065
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,226
Yeah, well, let's grab a seat.
Okay.

1066
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:23,467
I brought you a little
Christmas present.

1067
01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:25,169
Thank you.
Yeah.

1068
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:30,440
I love it. This is great.

1069
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,576
How are you?
I'm well.

1070
01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,680
Look at you.

1071
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,715
You're this huge success.

1072
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,451
Well, thanks to you.

1073
01:08:41,518 --> 01:08:43,587
The chef quit, so
I took your suggestion.

1074
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,189
My suggestion?
Yeah.

1075
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:47,491
You said you'd rather
eat mac and cheese
than anything else,

1076
01:08:47,557 --> 01:08:51,861
so I made mac and cheese,
grilled cheese, tomato
soup, Tater Tots.

1077
01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,897
Those were my favorite
foods when I was little.

1078
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,732
I know. They're every
kid's favorite foods.

1079
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:58,668
It turns out people
like to be reminded
of their childhood.

1080
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,839
Michael, hi.
Hey.

1081
01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:05,675
The girls certainly
do love you.

1082
01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:07,076
You'll always be my girl.

1083
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:13,183
How's Hugh?
He's great. He's great.

1084
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:16,986
The wedding's coming
up soon. He flew to
California for an audition.

1085
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:19,189
Really?

1086
01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,191
He'll be back in time
for the wedding.

1087
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,493
Okay, so the wedding's
still on.

1088
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,563
Michael, are you coming
out for drinks later?

1089
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:28,432
Yeah, I'll be there.

1090
01:09:29,065 --> 01:09:30,334
Fun.

1091
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,837
Yeah, we all go for drinks
at this place after work.

1092
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:35,372
You should come with us.

1093
01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:40,977
It's late.

1094
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,081
I should go home.
No, right. Right.

1095
01:09:46,082 --> 01:09:48,618
Well, it was
great to see you.

1096
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,789
You, too.

1097
01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:54,658
I'm really happy for you.

1098
01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:55,759
Thank you.

1099
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:59,128
Am I gonna
see you again?

1100
01:10:01,465 --> 01:10:04,901
I don't know.
You know, I hope so.

1101
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:10,974
Merry Christmas, Jane.

1102
01:10:16,079 --> 01:10:17,447
Merry Christmas, Michael.

1103
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:23,052
Got you last.

1104
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:27,324
Got you last.

1105
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:29,586
After you left,
I used to spend hours
thinking about you.

1106
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:38,328
I just kept looking
for you, and I kept hoping
that you would come back.

1107
01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,531
At some point,

1108
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:47,103
it just became too painful
to think about you anymore,

1109
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:53,443
so I just pretended that
you weren't important to me.

1110
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,482
And I shut down.

1111
01:12:01,785 --> 01:12:05,889
It's easier not to feel
anything about anything.

1112
01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:15,131
But I don't want
to do that anymore.

1113
01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:20,870
I want to lie here
with you forever.

1114
01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,709
I love you, Jane.

1115
01:12:42,892 --> 01:12:44,127
Michael?

1116
01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,360
Hi.
Hi. Hey.

1117
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,563
Got us some breakfast.

1118
01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:20,964
I thought you left.

1119
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,000
I think we should talk.

1120
01:13:25,268 --> 01:13:26,936
Later.

1121
01:13:27,003 --> 01:13:28,672
There's something
I have to tell you.

1122
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,939
I already know.

1123
01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:32,576
You do?

1124
01:13:32,642 --> 01:13:34,578
Yeah, and I love you, too.

1125
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:37,914
Come on.

1126
01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:44,954
These have been the most
perfect days of my life.

1127
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,390
Mine, too.

1128
01:13:49,593 --> 01:13:51,895
What? What is it?

1129
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,937
I have to go back, Jane.

1130
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:03,940
You're leaving?

1131
01:14:04,007 --> 01:14:05,074
I don't want to.

1132
01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,142
Then don't.

1133
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:07,677
I have to. I don't
have a choice.

1134
01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,048
Why did you do this?

1135
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,785
Why did you come here
and build this life
for yourself here?

1136
01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:21,024
Why did you let me fall
in love with you when you
knew you were leaving?

1137
01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:23,960
Michael, I trusted you.

1138
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:29,298
Jane, falling in love
with you has been the best,

1139
01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:31,668
the best thing I've
ever experienced.
You don't know what love is,

1140
01:14:31,735 --> 01:14:33,737
otherwise you wouldn't
be leaving me right now.

1141
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,471
Jane...
No.

1142
01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,874
The first time
that you left me,

1143
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:42,211
I swore that I would
never forget you.

1144
01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:48,284
This time, I promise you

1145
01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:52,889
I will not spend one
more moment of my life
thinking about you.

1146
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,629
I don't ever want
to see you again.

1147
01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,410
God, I feel like I'm dying.

1148
01:15:15,545 --> 01:15:19,749
You're not dying.
It's a broken heart.

1149
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:22,385
Why does it hurt so much?

1150
01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:25,254
It just means you're human.

1151
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:56,986
Owen.

1152
01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,757
I want you to make sure
that every guest gets one
of these theater schedules.

1153
01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:02,626
People always like
something to read
during dinner.

1154
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:07,664
Why, you're early. Oh, God.

1155
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,432
I'm sorry.
People magazine.

1156
01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:12,435
Welcome, welcome.
I'm Vivian Claremont,

1157
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:14,938
mother of the bride
and owner of the
Claremont Theater,

1158
01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,272
where the groom,
Hugh Morrison,

1159
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:18,341
is currently performing
in Barrymore Speaks,

1160
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:22,011
Tuesday through Saturday
and two shows on Sunday.

1161
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:25,381
Darren, make sure
he has a good seat
right up front.

1162
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:29,152
No, no. No carnations.
More roses.

1163
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:30,787
Thank you.

1164
01:16:30,854 --> 01:16:32,622
You sure you want to do this?

1165
01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:34,090
Of course.

1166
01:16:34,157 --> 01:16:37,226
It's not too late, you know.
You can still walk away.

1167
01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:40,429
No, this is the
right decision.

1168
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:42,899
Hugh is a good man.

1169
01:16:42,966 --> 01:16:45,301
Darling, you look beautiful.

1170
01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:47,336
Thank you. So do you.

1171
01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:51,975
I know. It's going to be
a perfect Christmas Eve
wedding in New York City.

1172
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,443
And the place
is crawling
with paparazzi.

1173
01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:56,612
Jackie, is that for me?

1174
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:01,084
Cheers, everyone.
ALL: Cheers.

1175
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:05,281
The right choice isn't always
the best choice, Jane.

1176
01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:39,916
You look so beautiful.
Thank you.

1177
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,258
I can't wait for
our honeymoon.

1178
01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:52,395
New Year's on the slopes.
I'm so excited.

1179
01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:54,597
I don't like to ski.

1180
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,037
Sure you do.
No. No, I don't.

1181
01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:02,906
You don't?

1182
01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,107
You never told
me that before.

1183
01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:07,610
Yeah, I did. You
just didn't listen.

1184
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,121
What's my favorite color?

1185
01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:19,989
Now?
Yes, right now.

1186
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,191
Blue.

1187
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,027
No, that's your
favorite color.

1188
01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,629
What's my favorite flower?

1189
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:28,497
Orchid.
No.

1190
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:33,702
You always send me orchids,
but, really, that's your
mother's favorite flower.

1191
01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:38,141
My favorite are
yellow roses. And
Michael knew that.

1192
01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:44,713
That's what
this is about?

1193
01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,316
Listen, Michael's
not here. I am.

1194
01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:52,255
No, it's not about
Michael. Michael's gone.
It's about you and me.

1195
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:56,225
Look, I forgive
you, okay?

1196
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:59,896
For the whole Michael
thing. I wasn't
perfect, either.

1197
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:05,001
Let's just
get married.

1198
01:20:05,869 --> 01:20:07,403
Let's get married.

1199
01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:11,307
I can't do this.
What?

1200
01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,110
I'm sorry.
What? What?

1201
01:20:14,177 --> 01:20:16,479
I know what love
feels like, and
this is not it.

1202
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,780
Jane, Jane...

1203
01:20:17,847 --> 01:20:19,448
Where are you going?
I don't love him, Mother.

1204
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,350
You love him enough.
It's not enough.

1205
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:24,653
This may be your
last chance for
happiness and security.

1206
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:25,788
I have to find Michael.

1207
01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:27,256
Jane.

1208
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,225
If you do this,
you'll be ruining
this day forever.

1209
01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:32,896
Christmas Eve, your
birthday, will always be the
day that you ruined your life.

1210
01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:35,698
Jane.

1211
01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:38,434
My birthday.
What time is it?

1212
01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:41,737
I got to go.

1213
01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:44,240
Fifteen minutes till
the moment I was born!

1214
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,774
But I'm gonna
be a big star.

1215
01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:18,307
Here. Merry Christmas!
What do I do with these?

1216
01:21:22,912 --> 01:21:25,448
That's a great choice.

1217
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:28,817
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Happy holidays.

1218
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:36,025
Can I help you, sir?

1219
01:21:40,196 --> 01:21:42,298
No, thank you.

1220
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:45,701
I'm done here.

1221
01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:00,816
Michael!

1222
01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:09,358
I love you so much.

1223
01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:12,561
I've always loved you.

1224
01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:18,734
You are my soul mate,
my one true love.

1225
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,939
I've always loved you, too.

1226
01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:29,345
Loving you has been
the best part of my life,

1227
01:22:32,215 --> 01:22:34,517
and I'm gonna miss
you forever.

1228
01:22:36,219 --> 01:22:37,286
Stay with me.

1229
01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:38,988
I can't.

1230
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:43,459
What am I supposed
to do without you?

1231
01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,771
They're perfect
for each other.

1232
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:11,280
Michael?

1233
01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:14,583
She's an Olympic
swimmer, and he's
an underwater tuba player.

1234
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:18,187
I thought you had to leave.

1235
01:24:19,422 --> 01:24:20,923
I couldn't go.

1236
01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:24,727
I don't understand.

1237
01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:29,064
When you were a little
girl, I came to you
because you needed me.

1238
01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:36,672
I came back
because I need you.

1239
01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,507
I don't exist without you.

1240
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:44,280
What about the rules?

1241
01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:48,151
Some rules were
made to be broken.

1242
01:24:52,221 --> 01:24:54,390
I wanted to get
you something

1243
01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:58,927
that is as special
and unique as you are.

1244
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,034
That is my ring.

1245
01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:22,084
I love you, Michael.

1246
01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:25,621
I love you, Jane.

1247
01:25:29,892 --> 01:25:32,528
Did you say an
underwater tuba player?

1248
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,565
Would I make that up?

1249
01:25:39,402 --> 01:25:40,769
And then what happened?

1250
01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:44,407
Well, she met him
when she fell off
a cruise ship.

1251
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,842
That's how they met.
She was doing a high dive,

1252
01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:48,844
and she overshot the pool.