1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,560 My new friends! Rory's letting me blow his chanter. 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,160 You just need to learn to finger it. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,040 I will remember everything. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,760 I fancy you. 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,360 I wanna have sex with you. I can't do it from out here! 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,040 Here I come, Cass. I'm coming. 8 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:25,040 This programme contains strong language, scenes of a sexual nature 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,560 and some that viewers might find upsetting. 10 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,600 get yourself down here?! 11 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,280 Fucking hell. 12 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,040 You'd better help me here or...! > 13 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,720 All right! 14 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,720 All right. 15 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,160 you fucking thing! 16 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,440 Hit the video button. 17 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,480 We can talk. 18 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,640 Come on, you ditzy moo, it's the big fucking red button marked "video". 19 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,320 For Christ's sake! 20 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,720 Sidney! > 21 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,720 Big fucking red button! 22 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,280 There you are! 23 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,360 Hey, sexy! 24 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,520 Cass. 25 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,600 Cass? 26 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:18,000 Yes, you do, turn on your sodding speakers! Cass. 27 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,160 Is it not working? 28 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,120 (CASSIE) No. > 29 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,160 Huh? 30 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,840 Sid. For Christ's sake. You made me 31 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,280 buy that frigging Dyson and I can't make the pissing thing.. 32 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,760 That's... 33 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:39,920 ..my girlfriend. 34 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,120 Right. 35 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,720 Right. 36 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,400 Because... 37 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,600 Oh, fuck, no! 38 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,600 Fuck! 39 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,400 What do you think? 40 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,680 Sex on a stick, so you are. 41 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,960 Thanks, Lachlan. 42 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,520 But the pink one ain't bad either. Eh, no, Rory? 43 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,200 Aye. He's a lucky, lucky gadge, this Sidney. 44 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,080 He's lovely! 45 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,960 I'm going to surprise him. 46 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Look at this. 47 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,800 You think he'll like it? > 48 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,280 Jings, you're almost turning me straight here! 49 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,160 Love is in the air! Eh, no, Rory? 50 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,160 I'm feelin' it. 51 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,360 It's one of those things, shit happens. 52 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,240 Is that the best you've got, Dad? 53 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,960 You always get my best, son. 54 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,120 Because she's... > 55 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Well, she says she loves me, then she waltzes off to Elgin, 56 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,080 now she's fucking the Scottish rugby team! > 57 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,880 No. She's only fucking one of them. 58 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,760 Stop trying to console me. I'm inconsolable, OK? 59 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,360 OK, OK! It's just... 60 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,440 It's just women, you know? 61 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,600 Hang on, are we comparing women here? > 62 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,440 I don't know. 63 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,880 Mum left you because you were a total, world championship cretin. 64 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,360 I'm not sure that that's... 65 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,400 Mine's done this cos I'm a gullible soft touch who's 66 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:25,400 far, far, far too fucking nice for his own good. There's no comparison, OK? 67 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,680 But you've worked it out then. 68 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,240 Didn't you? 69 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,240 What is this thing?! 70 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,960 Attach the guide nozzle to the flange circulator? What the fuck?! 71 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,960 Dad... > 72 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,880 Your mother'll be here in a minute. We've gotta get this... 73 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,800 We've gotta clear it up. And maybe... 74 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,680 She's not coming back because you tidied the house, Dad. 75 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,480 Yeah? Yeah? Oh, please. Something work. 76 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,360 What time's your Dad arriving? 77 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,680 12. 78 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,880 We can do it if we concentrate. 79 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,240 I thought he hated you. 80 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,360 Who said my dad hates me? 81 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,120 Well, you did, didn't you? 82 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,560 He's not well. We've got a few issues. 83 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,600 DOORBELL 84 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,440 Fuck! 85 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,160 We should have started earlier! 86 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,600 We should have started earlier! 87 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,600 Hey! 88 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,480 Anwar. 89 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,080 How you doing, man? 90 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,160 I'm not too good, as it goes, actually. 91 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,760 Right. I just thought I'd pop round, wonder if you're busy. 92 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,920 In the bedroom department. 93 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,360 Huh? 94 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,040 Your bedroom, is it currently in use? 95 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,840 My mum's coming so she can pretend to still be married to my dad for my grandad. 96 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,520 But this won't take long. 97 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,520 What? 98 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,160 This is Sketch. 99 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,480 Yeah, I know who she is. She stalked Maxxie, she got our drama teacher 100 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,760 wrongly fired for sexual abuse and she tried to poison Michelle. 101 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,600 Yes. 102 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,680 Sketch! 103 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,920 I've come to my senses. 104 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,440 She's sorry. 105 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,560 Boy, she's sorry. 106 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Thing is, Sid, sex hasn't been invented yet round at my place. 107 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,120 Tricky with 2,000 years of religious tradition. 108 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:17,120 So me and Sketch were wondering if we could... 109 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Come on. My whole family's gonna be here in an hour. 110 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,240 It won't take long. 111 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,520 It never takes long. 112 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,720 You don't mind do you, Sidney? 113 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,720 I do, actually, you know I... 114 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,520 Oh, whatever. 115 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,480 This is gut, ja? 116 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, yes, Manfred. It's lovely, but I've got to go. 117 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,800 Thanks for the lift. 118 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,800 But you will hurry, and tonight we will have much more great sex, ja? 119 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,840 Ja. I mean, yes, yes. 120 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,760 Oh-h-h! Yikes! 121 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,480 You are liking it like that, huh? 122 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,720 Oh, fuck... 123 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,440 Oh, fucking hell. 124 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:21,440 I've got to go. I've really, really got to go. 125 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,680 Jesus wept. Does she have to do that? 126 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,680 I mean, what kind of a fucked-up relationship is it 127 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,920 where you have to jump each other every time you say goodbye? 128 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,920 where you have to jump each other every time you say goodbye? A good one? 129 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,920 'Jesus...' 130 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,920 Jesus, Je... Bollocks! 131 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,560 (CLEARS THROAT) Hi, Sid. 132 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,560 Hi, Mum. 133 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,440 Mark. 134 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:16,280 Liz. 135 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,600 Oh, you all right, Sid? 136 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,840 Yeah, I'm fine. 137 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,600 You smell of something. 138 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,600 Um... 139 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,240 You hate perfume. 140 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,320 Manfred likes it. 141 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,360 Oh! I'm sure Manfred fucking loves it. 142 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,960 I'm sure Manfred loves rolling into Belgium, 143 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,040 rounding up the Jews and sending them to Poland, 144 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,160 but hey, that's Blitzkrieg for you, 145 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,640 and Manfred's gotta have his Opium-scented Lebensraum. Right? 146 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,880 He can't help being German. 147 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,720 He can't help being German. Who can? 148 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,920 Right, perhaps I should go home. 149 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,040 You should come home. 150 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,240 Why on earth did you tell your father that we were together again? 151 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,240 After that night, you know, when you stayed... 152 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,040 Oh. 153 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,320 But that was just... 154 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,000 I mean, you stayed and we... I thought... 155 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,720 You... 156 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,080 You stayed? 157 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,480 It was just one time. 158 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,120 Oh. 159 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,240 You know how the old bastard loves you. 160 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,760 I never got round to telling him you were just fucking with my head. 161 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,760 Right, that's it. I'm going. 162 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,000 (BOTH) No! 163 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Liz... 164 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,200 ..I can't make the sodding Hoover work. 165 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Oh, for Christ sakes. 166 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,960 Sid, load the dishwasher. Have you any cigarettes? 167 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,960 Oh, yeah. 168 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:07,400 Thanks. 169 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,960 HOOVER ON 170 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,480 MUFFLED THUMPS 171 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,480 RHYTHMIC KNOCKING 172 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,960 Oh, God. 173 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,960 Godfather. The Godfather Part Two. > 174 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,400 Apocalypse Now. > 175 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,920 The Conversation... 176 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,200 It's not working. 177 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,840 HOOVER OFF 178 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,160 You gotta get some staying power. 179 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,480 You gotta get some staying power. Oh, God. 180 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,240 Don't you dare, boyo. I am far, far from satisfied. > 181 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,240 OK. Oh...shit. > 182 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,480 Ahhh... > 183 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,520 Oh, fucking hell. > 184 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 185 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,600 Hallo, Mrs Jenkins. 186 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:09,480 Hallo, Anwar. 187 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,720 Um... 188 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,240 This is Sketch. 189 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,800 Nice to meet you. 190 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,800 Sid didn't mention you were back. 191 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,080 Sid didn't mention you were back. Yes, I'm not staying. 192 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,280 Mum, you don't need to... I can tidy my own... 193 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,440 Oh...shit! 194 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:29,440 Hmmph! Just having a lovely chat with Anwar and his, um, new friend. 195 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:34,480 How's your mum, Anwar? I must give her a ring some time. 196 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,200 Yeah, yeah, she's fine, 197 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,440 she's fine. 198 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,360 She's fine, yeah, but, you know... 199 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,280 Muslim. 200 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,880 She's been a bit busy Muslim... 201 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,200 Yeah... > 202 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,200 She doesn't know I have sex. 203 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,640 Anyway... 204 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,240 Make sure you come again soon, Anwar. 205 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,240 Yeah, cheers. 206 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,280 Chance would be a fine thing. 207 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,080 Isn't this nice? 208 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,440 Yeah. 209 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,440 Nice. 210 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,880 How's Cassie? 211 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,600 Still missing you, I bet. 212 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,640 Actually, no. 213 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,760 I don't think she's missing me at all. 214 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,320 Really? How's that? 215 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,920 Oh, the usual. Woman dumps him for no good reason 216 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,280 without even explaining herself, 217 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,280 falls into bed with some random idiot with a big cock, 218 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,920 you know the kind of thing. 219 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,440 That's rotten, Sid. I'm sorry. 220 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,400 I haven't been keeping up properly. 221 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,440 No. 222 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:03,160 I could explain, but it wouldn't make any difference. 223 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,480 To me it would. 224 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,040 You heard him. It would help if you explained. 225 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:11,040 I mean, we're all here. Let's explain. 226 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,240 DOORBELL 227 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,560 Bloody hell. He's early! 228 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,360 Jesus Christ! 229 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,360 Later, OK? 230 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,040 Liza! 231 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,640 How are you, Alex? 232 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,480 Och, embracing adversity as ever, my dear. 233 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,040 But borne aloft by the sight of you, lassie. 234 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,160 Hi, Dad. 235 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,120 You're going grey - what have ye been doing? 236 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,240 You're going grey - what have ye been doing? Nothing. 237 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,800 Sandy! What a nice surprise. 238 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,920 Sandy! What a nice surprise. Aye, I ken it is, eh, no? 239 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,440 Ah! 240 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,400 You've brought the boys. 241 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,240 They've been fair jumpin' wi' excitement, ken, aye? 242 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,480 Right. ..Hallo, Lex. 243 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,640 It's nice. 244 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,320 How's the work? 245 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,000 It's fine. 246 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,280 Interesting? > 247 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,240 What is it you do? 248 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,280 Strategic analyst, Dad. OK? 249 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,840 Aye. 250 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,440 Well...done any good, um... 251 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,640 analysing recently? 252 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,720 I do my best. 253 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,720 Well...as long as you've done your best. 254 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,760 Aye, that's the main thing, Da. 255 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,080 That's the main thing. > 256 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,080 PHONE RINGS 257 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,800 Who's that? 258 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,680 Nobody. 259 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,640 Uh? 260 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,240 You still in the school, boy? 261 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,120 Oh, A-levels, you know? 262 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,120 A-levels? I hear they make them nice and easy for you down here. 263 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,640 What? 264 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,720 Subjects? 265 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,560 Um, English, drama and psychology. 266 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,440 Psychology? It's piss easy. 267 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,440 No need o' psychology, staring doon the sights o' a Stinger missile, ken, aye? 268 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,720 Maybe Sidney is gonna be a... 269 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,720 strategic analyst like his father. 270 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,120 strategic analyst like his father. I might, if my grades are good enough. 271 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,120 Never rated grades. Few years in the Paratroopers like Sandy here, 272 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,720 that's wisdom. 273 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,560 Aye. You learn early. You learn hard. 274 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,560 So now he's taking over the business. 275 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,040 He's what? 276 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,040 I'm standing aside... 277 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,800 because of my illness. 278 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,680 The doctors are shaking their heads. Nae idea. 279 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,160 Pure phenomenal, Da. 280 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,320 It's will. Iron will! 281 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,920 Guts. Determination. 282 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,160 Never say die, and here I have it. 283 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,880 My legacy. 284 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,880 Sandy? Sandy's gonna run 12 dry-cleaning shops? 285 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,720 17. 286 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,720 Bathgate is opening up. City of the future. 287 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,160 I'm leaving the business in safe hands. 288 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,040 Is that what you've come to tell me? 289 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,920 Och, no. Wouldnae have bothered coming all that way for... 290 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,440 No, I'm buying a wee holiday place 291 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,440 in Devon for Sandy and the weans here. 292 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,160 Nothing too fancy. 293 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,240 1.7 million, ken, aye. 294 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,240 Small change. Ye cannae put too high a price on loyalty, eh, no Liza? 295 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,280 No, Alex. But my names's not... 296 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,720 No, Alex. But my names's not... Liza, you're a saint. 297 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,080 A good cook is a saint. 298 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:02,080 And she's a saint for taking pity on you. 299 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,680 She took you back. 300 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,640 (SIGHS) 301 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,040 Lucky. 302 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:17,040 So... 303 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,440 Do you wanna go on the swing? 304 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,920 Slide? 305 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,360 Spliff? 306 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,960 No? Say anything you like doing. Anything at all. 307 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,920 Fitba. 308 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,200 You what? 309 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,040 Fitba. 310 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,800 Oh! 311 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,680 Think I've got one... 312 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,280 Used to... A-ha! 313 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,040 Football! 314 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,240 Not too good at this. 315 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,360 How about I go in goal and...? 316 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,080 Square go! 317 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,320 Square go! Aargh! 318 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,160 Ya bastard! 319 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,920 Ya bastard! Stick the heid on him! 320 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,920 (GROANS) 321 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,160 (SOBS) 322 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,440 Ow! 323 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,000 Hold still. 324 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Will I tell him what we used to do to bullies in the desert, pal? 325 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,200 But...I didn't. 326 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,360 I'm sure it was an accident, Sandy. 327 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,960 I'm sure it was an accident, Sandy. We used to tie them to the bonnet o' the Saracen, 328 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,520 roast their bollocks for a couple o' hours, ken, aye. 329 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,560 You'll never dance the fucking samba again. 330 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,920 That's enough. > 331 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,640 Aye, Da. 332 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,640 Sidney's sorry. Aren't ye, son? 333 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,520 Yes. 334 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,720 There you go. > 335 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,160 Sorted like men. > 336 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,040 Now, if you'll just tell us where we're sleeping, hen. 337 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,640 Wait a minute! 338 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,920 Wait a minute! You're staying? 339 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,400 Couple of days. Three, tops. 340 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,880 Don't want to put you out. 341 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,880 PUMP WHIRRS 342 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,520 INAUDIBLE 343 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,520 I am not sleeping with you just cos your fucking dad's here! 344 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,000 I am not sleeping with you just cos your fucking dad's here! I had no idea they were staying. 345 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,240 Why don't you stand up to him? Tell him. 346 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,440 I can't. He's dying for Christ's sake! 347 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,880 I can't. He's dying for Christ's sake! Oh! I'm going home. 348 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,200 Tell me there's not a part of you that wants to stay with me tonight. 349 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,280 Tell me there's not a part of you that wants to stay with me tonight. Mark... 350 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,800 You're not good for me. 351 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,200 Tell me you don't love me. 352 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,080 Tell him you don't love him. 353 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:32,080 Then you can fucking stop this. OK? 354 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,000 PHONE RINGS 355 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Answer it. 356 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,560 Hallo. > 357 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,680 No, I'm still here. 358 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,800 Yes, well, it's a bit difficult. (SIGHS) 359 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,800 No, I'm sorry, Manfred. I meant to text but... Don't! 360 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,040 No. No, of course not. 361 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,680 (RAISED VOICE ON PHONE) 362 00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,720 Oh, Manfred. 363 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,240 Manfred! 364 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,800 You're not coming round! 365 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,080 No. No! 366 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,400 Yes, Dad. 367 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400 I cannae get hot water. 368 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,440 What? You have to jiggle the thing. 369 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,880 Then fix it, man. What's wrong with you? 370 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,360 I haven't had the time. 371 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,880 Time? 372 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,800 Time?! 373 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,080 How long does it take to strip down a shower unit? Minutes! 374 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,320 Da! Da! > 375 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,960 It's OK. 376 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,840 Sorted. Some eejit forced the pressure regulator. 377 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,840 Aye... 378 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,760 So... 379 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,760 I'm going. I'm going to bed. 380 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,720 Handsome young lassie, always said that. 381 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,200 Och, aye. She's steamy. (CHUCKLES) 382 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,200 I hope I can sleep tonight in that bed. 383 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,080 Man in my condition. 384 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:19,120 Night, bro. 385 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,480 Alex, Sandy, Lex, Ally. 386 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,280 Kinda weird. 387 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,040 They're all called Alexander. 388 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,920 Yup. 389 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,480 Except you. 390 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,480 Except me. 391 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,000 Why don't you stand up to him? 392 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,880 Dad's always been ill. 393 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,360 What with? 394 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,360 It's, er... 395 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,920 I don't actually know. 396 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,840 I think every time I see him, it's gonna be the last time and... 397 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,760 You can't take chances with that. 398 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,760 He calls you stupid and useless and crap. 399 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,120 My father's disappointed. 400 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,840 They often are. 401 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,840 Is that how you see me? 402 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,840 Never. 403 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,240 I'm useless and crap. 404 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,520 I fuck everything up and it drives you mad. 405 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,640 You hear me, Sid? 406 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,240 Never. 407 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,240 Make her stay. 408 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000 RINGING TONE 409 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:48,520 RINGING TONE 410 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:54,040 RINGING TONE 411 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,760 RINGING TONE 412 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,120 Mark. 413 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:13,120 Get into bed. 414 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,520 I'll probably never change that much. 415 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,200 Don't talk. 416 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,200 Just do something. 417 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,720 I want you to do some... 418 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,080 Oh, ja...ist gut...! 419 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,800 What?! 420 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,800 Nothing. 421 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,760 RINGING TONE 422 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,360 RINGING TONE 423 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,600 Sid? 424 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,800 Sid, you there? 425 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,800 I found the button. 426 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,800 Sid? 427 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,680 I can see you! 428 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,040 Wow! That's so cool. 429 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,960 I could fucking see everything you were doing. 430 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,840 What? 431 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,840 Oh, God! No, that was... 432 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,200 I'm such a tit. 433 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,760 'Sid?' 434 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,960 I just thought... 435 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,480 'I'm so stupid. 436 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,320 'Nothing ever works out, does it? Nobody ever waits.' 437 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,960 Nobody ever loves anyone properly, do they? 438 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,320 You've got it wrong, Sid. 439 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,120 Just leave me alone. 440 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,200 You rang me! 441 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,920 All right. All right! 442 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,680 Don't you trust me, Sid? 443 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,680 No. I don't trust you. 444 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,240 'You're up there fucking Oor Fucking Wullie or 445 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,920 'whoever the fuck it is and...' 446 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,920 I can't talk to you. 447 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,120 Fuck! Fuck! 448 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,680 DISTANT CAR REVS 449 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,560 BRAKES SQUEAL 450 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,520 Shit! 451 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,520 CAR ALARM BLARES 452 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,200 Gott in Himmel! 453 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,400 Where is she? Lizzie! Com raus! 454 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,640 Lizzie! Liebchen! 455 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,080 You must come with me! 456 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,480 No, Manfred, please! 457 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,240 Who the fuck's this? 458 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,800 Manfred. He's a...friend. 459 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,320 Leave it to me! 460 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,560 Screw you, man! I vant my chick! 461 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,560 What... Who? Aargh! 462 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,320 Square go. 463 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,600 Get out! Aaagh! 464 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,600 I vant my baby! And vat I vant, I take! 465 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,240 Stop! 466 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,840 But, he is ein plinker! 467 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,240 You are saying, he is ein plinker! 468 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,480 Plonker. 469 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,520 Right... 470 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,440 I was angry. 471 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,920 It's fine. 472 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,280 Manfred, you're bleeding. I'm going to take you to hospital. 473 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,280 I feel nothing! Nothing... 474 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,040 I'll call you in a couple of days. 475 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,040 I need time to think. OK? 476 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,680 Manfred? Manfred? Raus! 477 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,680 (HE GROANS AND MUMBLES) 478 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,520 Cannae hold on to your woman, eh? 479 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Fuck off out of my house, you miserable Scottish cunt. 480 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,240 You... You, you...what?! 481 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,080 I know what your game is, Alex. 482 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,080 It's a fucking good yin. But I'm no' buying it. You got me? 483 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,080 It's OK, Sid. They're all leaving! 484 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,240 Right now! 485 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,200 (SIGHS) 486 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:30,120 Yup. 487 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,680 I think I dumped Cassie. 488 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,680 She's with some guy. 489 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,880 They're always with some guy. 490 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,160 If they're special, 491 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,920 you just have to make sure that that guy... 492 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,560 is you. 493 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,560 All right? > 494 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,160 Thanks, Dad. 495 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,440 No problem, son. 496 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,840 (HUMS "FLOWER OF SCOTLAND") 497 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,680 PIANO PICKS UP TUNE 498 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,680 BIRDS SING 499 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,200 Little Scottish bastards. 500 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,600 Hey, Cassie. Everything was a bit weird. 501 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,680 Look, I'm sorry about last night. 502 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,880 Er, we need to talk now. 503 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,880 Everything's... 504 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,480 Jesus, the fucking signal in this house! 505 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,240 RINGING TONE 506 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,840 'Sorry. The user has blocked your call.' 507 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,120 Idiot! 508 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,120 Ah, fuck! 509 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,920 Dad? 510 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,240 Dad? 511 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,480 You sure you're OK with that, Tony? 512 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,800 It's fine. Give me a sec. 513 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,800 Maybe you should take it easy, mate. 514 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,160 Jesus, Chris, maybe you should take it easy! 515 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,880 Nah. Angie's coming back today. I'm a bit... 516 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,320 She's been in touch? 517 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,320 Not as such. But I know she still loves me, of course. 518 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,800 Chris. She's your psychology teacher. It was just a fling. 519 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,360 No, it wasn't. OK? She needed her space. 520 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,040 Right, and now I really need her naked, buffed, gagging and slippy 521 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,960 in my bed, because... 522 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,800 You know, four months without sex, that ain't funny. 523 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,080 You probably wouldn't understand that, Jal. 524 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,760 Huh? 525 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,120 You don't have sex at all, do you? You have clarinet lessons. 526 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,520 I do... I mean, I have had... 527 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,440 Look, we're not counting fapping here, Jal, right, 528 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,120 cos if we were, I'd have had sex 14 times in two days. 529 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,120 I haven't had sex for... 530 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,400 A long time. 531 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,400 Right. OK, in summary then, we all need some pussy action. 532 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,520 And I shall be getting mine tonight with the lovely Angela. > 533 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,320 Hey, you all right Sid? 534 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,640 You two still not talking? 535 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,760 He stopped coming round. 536 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,600 He stopped coming round. Tony, he sat with you for months. 537 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,000 He read fucking Anna Karenina to you. 538 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,040 I don't remember. He must have stopped. 539 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,040 Mate. 540 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,120 Hey, Sid. Do your coursework? 541 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:50,240 No... 542 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,080 Hi. 543 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,080 Hi. 544 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,680 First of all, I've had a word with the Imam at Redcliffe Mosque 545 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,840 about the school musical last month. 546 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,040 I explained that it was all meant to be ironic 547 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,400 and he was very understanding. 548 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,360 He's not exactly sure who imposed the fatwa, but it wasn't him. 549 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,640 Probably somebody in Iran. 550 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,560 So - what a relief. 551 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,560 And secondly, I have to inform you that Angela will not be returning 552 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,160 to teach psychology at the college. 553 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,320 She's sent me this message. 554 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,920 "Dear everyone. I'll never forget you and hope 555 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,920 "you all do great in the A2s." Well, that's nice, isn't it? 556 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,600 And I don't quite understand this. 557 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,600 "Tell Monkeyman I'll miss the spaghetti." Anyone? 558 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,880 In the meantime, I'll be doing my best. 559 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,640 Biology, psychology, is there really any difference? 560 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,640 So folders open, and let's make a start on... 561 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,600 Loss! Oh, fantastic! 562 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,600 So what do we all know about loss? 563 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,880 FLOOR CLEANER WHIRRS 564 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,920 Sid? 565 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,480 I didn't know what to do. So I came to college. 566 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,480 What's happened? 567 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:49,240 Everyone says you looked after me when I was...iconic. 568 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,960 Intimate. 569 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,960 Fuck! Fuck! 570 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,680 Ill... 571 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,680 I mean, ill. 572 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,840 I just can't remember you. 573 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,840 I reckon it was pretty scary. 574 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,760 I know why you stopped coming. I would have, too. 575 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,920 It was so awful. 576 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,920 You were so awful. 577 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,520 That bus fucked you up so bad, Tone. 578 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,200 I just couldn't... 579 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,200 I know. 580 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,760 What's happened? 581 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:48,720 I can't say it. 582 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,840 Know how that feels. 583 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,400 Let's go for a drink. 584 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,040 Sid? 585 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,520 of what I never saw 586 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,480 what I'm looking for 587 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,600 588 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,600 doesn't exist no more 589 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,800 to get to the top 590 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,600 yeah, I'll never stop 591 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,640 592 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,640 I know just what I'm here for 593 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:53,040 with something up his sleeve 594 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,760 I can to let you see what I see 595 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,240 596 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,000 when the sun comes up 597 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,400 598 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,400 599 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,320 SONG ENDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 600 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,680 Tony! Hi! Tony! 601 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,120 Oh. Hi, Abi. 602 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,400 Aren't we so kicking? 603 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,480 James says he wants me to sing lead on his next song he writes 604 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,080 because I'm like totally Performance Art. 605 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,080 Anyway, I bet you can't wait to take me home tonight, yah? 606 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,800 I'm with Sid. 607 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,800 You wouldn't desert your girlfriend, OK? 608 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,280 You're not his girlfriend. 609 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,640 Well, actually I don't think you get to decide that, Sidney. 610 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,040 Tony loves Michelle. 611 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,000 They're having a few problems. 612 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,800 But I know whatever you've told him is a total lie. 613 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,600 So fuck off and leave him alone. OK? 614 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,720 Tony! You remember? 615 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:13,720 I have nipples like creme caramels, yah? 616 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,120 Sid says I love Michelle. 617 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,200 No! 618 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,200 You... You... 619 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,640 I'll be back. 620 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,400 (MC) The moment you've all been waiting for. Crystal Castles. Yeah! 621 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,720 CHEERING 622 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,760 Woo woo woo! 623 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,760 CHEERING, WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE 624 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,520 EDGY ELECTRONIC TECHNO INTRO 625 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,600 626 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,120 ELECTRONIC MUSIC BEGINS TO DISTORT OPPRESSIVELY 627 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,680 DISTORTION CLEARS 628 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,760 DOOR CLOSES 629 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,760 Where? 630 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,680 I can't go in. 631 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,960 Yes, you can. 632 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,960 Come on. 633 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,400 Ficking hell. 634 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,720 Fucking... 635 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,840 Yeah. 636 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,840 Dad? 637 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:26,720 Is this really happening? 638 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,320 I think so. 639 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,680 I don't know what I'm supposed to do to him. 640 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,040 Ring someone. 641 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,160 I can't, 642 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,440 they'll come. 643 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,440 They'll all fucking come. 644 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,440 Do you think he'd mind? 645 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,840 He was so happy. 646 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,920 My mum. 647 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,720 Oh, Christ. 648 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,720 OK. 649 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,000 Dad? 650 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000 What do I do? 651 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:27,720 KEYPAD TONES 652 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,480 Mum? 653 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,280 654 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,280 655 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,840 656 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,720 657 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,480 658 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,520 659 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,760 660 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,920 661 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,920 662 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,480 663 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,760 You went to see Tony? It's over, Sid. It's a present. For the good times. 664 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,040 Allahu Akbar! 665 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,560 666 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,560 667 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,720 668 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,720 669 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,920 670 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,000 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd