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I'm hungry.

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Don't you have a photo shoot tomorrow?

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Stop eating.

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I think her "trunk"

5
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It's too full!

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It sways when she walks.

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Mom, she always had a big ass.

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What talk is this?

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-Aerobic exercise wouldn't hurt.
-I can hear everything!

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-Exercise.
-What a nasty thing.

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What are they talking about?

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She said her "trunk"
it's too full.

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I'm talking about your car.

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You need to take off
some things from your car.

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I hate you all.

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Welcome to my family.

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Kim, here!

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I'm Kim Kardashian.

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The princess has arrived!

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I'm Khloé.

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My sisters call me a shrew.

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Who cares? Shut up, everyone!

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But I always want the best for everyone.

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I'm Kourtney.

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I'm the oldest and the most mature.

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I think you need to tighten your bikini

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because your t**** are down.

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I'm Kris Jenner.

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Because I'm the mother!

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I'm Kim's mother and manager.

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Kim, the world is yours.

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I just live in it.

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Say what you want, but I know
what is best for my children

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and for my husband.

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I'm Bruce Jenner.

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The family doormat.

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Kendal, sit down!

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To a certain extent.

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Bruce and I had Kendall and Kylie together.

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My little Kendall.

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We want two cocktails on the rocks.

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That!

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It shouldn't be on the bar.

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Damn!

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There are six children and two crazy parents.

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We are the modern Sol-Lá-Si-Dó Family
with something more.

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Hey!

48
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I wanted to be adopted!

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You are perverse.

50
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We have a lot of baggage.

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Like a Louis Vuitton bag:

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you always wanted.

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Get off me, fat one!

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We are ready.

55
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No, you stay here.

56
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The wind, guys!

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Is this necessary?

58
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Go change. It's horrible.

59
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No, that's not cool.

60
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Keep doing that!

61
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Someone has to make me laugh.

62
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Where's Kim?

63
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Kim is always late.

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I arrived!

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-Get out of the way!
-Stop.

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-Envious!
-Stop!

67
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He arrives!

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-It already did.
-Money.

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What are your plans for today?

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Are you going to get ready for the party?

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Bruce and I have been married for 16 years,

72
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so we decided to have a party at home

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tomorrow to celebrate
our wedding anniversary.

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Who's coming to the party?

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The Cranes, the Cokers and the Miles.

76
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No one will ask who I invited?

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Do you have friends other than Mom's?

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He has?

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There is no moderation with my mother.

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She wants a party,

81
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and Bruce would probably prefer
doing nothing or playing golf.

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Who did you invite, Bruce?

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-Nobody.
-Nobody?

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My only friends are my family.

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The best kind of friend.

86
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They never disappoint you.

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WELCOME TO CALABASAS

88
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Kim, what are you doing?

89
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I just spoke
with Tyra Banks' team.

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They want you to participate
from The Tyra Banks Show.

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-Do you want me to participate in the program?
-Yes.

92
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Tyra Banks asked me to participate
from her show next week,

93
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and I'm very excited.

94
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Damn, how cool! I love Tyra.

95
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So it is. Isn't it cool?

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-There's only one catch.
-What?

97
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You need to talk about the video.

98
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One of the topics Tyra wants to discuss

99
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It's the sex tape.

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When I heard about Kim's video,
as a mother, I wanted to kill her,

101
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but, as a businesswoman,
I had to do my job,

102
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and wanted her to leave
this subject behind.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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I know. But you can be honest
and say how you feel...

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And give my version?

106
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Yes, you can do that.

107
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It was with my boyfriend of three years

108
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that I was in love with,

109
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and what we did in a moment of intimacy

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it was just ours.

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We never thought it would leak.

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I'll be Tyra.

113
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You will be Kim Kardashian.

114
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So what do you do for a living?

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Tell me.

116
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I have a clothing store
and I'm a fashion producer.

117
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Why did you make a sex tape?

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Because I was horny and I felt like it.

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ROY RESTAURANT

120
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I'll have butternut squash. Thanks.

121
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If you have any questions, my name is TJ.

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-Just call.
-Right.

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-Scott and Kourtney.
-Thanks.

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-It's a pleasure.
-Also.

125
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Calm! Cheers. Didn't you even toast?

126
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I forgot.

127
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My boyfriend's name is Scott.

128
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We remained friends for a year,

129
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we started dating
and we've been together ever since.

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Give me my cell phone.

131
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No.

132
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Why?

133
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-Let's see if anyone called.
-It's not what I want.

134
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No missed calls, nothing.
Why do you want this?

135
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-The time? It's 9:30 pm.
-That's not what I want to see.

136
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-No, I want my cell phone.
-Why?

137
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You always eat my c*
when I use my cell phone at the table.

138
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Do you need to speak to your operator?

139
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You're really boring today.

140
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And even?

141
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But your hair looks nice.

142
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With your five thousand dollar applique.

143
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The chocolate soufflé is coming.

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-We want to ask for the bill.
-Okay, just a moment.

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Thanks.

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I take care of Dash with my sisters.
It's a women's couture store.

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It's a place to be together, relax

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and tell gossip.

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Sincerely,
I can't imagine Scott doing that.

150
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I never saw him like that.

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He was crazy.

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I would have liked to see that.

153
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You sent a message:
"What's his sign?"

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-Is he a Gemini?
-But I found out!

155
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-I thought: "Damn, Gemini."
-Twins!

156
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"Split personality."

157
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They are freaked out as f******.

158
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I dated a Gemini guy.

159
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-So it is.
-It was bizarre.

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Hey!

161
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Look who showed up!

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Hi, cutie.

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Hi.

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Hi, Khloé.

165
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-Hey.
-Hey.

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We can go outside

167
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-quickly?
-No kissing?

168
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Will you be kind today?

169
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Why wouldn't I be?

170
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I was shocked by his behavior.

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It didn't even look like you.

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You had never acted like that,
and I don't know where that came from.

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I have serious doubts about Scott,

174
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because I discovered
that he is cheating on Kourtney.

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I'm her mother and I want to tell her,
but I don't know how.

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Hot!

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I love the speed
with which you make peace.

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Love is very strange.

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-You know what, Khloé?
-When the subject is ending,

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It won't happen here.

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What is the occasion?

182
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Wedding anniversary at home.

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With your wife?

184
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-Sixteen years old.
-Our!

185
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Do you know what a man's life is like?
when you have young daughters?

186
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Daughters love daddy,

187
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everything goes on wonderfully,
Then they turn 12.

188
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Do you know what happens?

189
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-What?
-Your wife reaches menopause.

190
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This is the summary of a man's life.

191
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-Hello!
-Hi, how are you?

192
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I am fine. And you?

193
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I am fine.

194
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I will celebrate
my wedding anniversary today,

195
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-and we wanted some wine.
-Right.

196
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Do you have some for tasting?

197
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-Yes. We have both white and red wines.
-Excellent.

198
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Try them both and let me know if you liked them.

199
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This is a Tangent Viognier.

200
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Viognier is the type of grape.

201
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Right.

202
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I didn't love this one.

203
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I don't know, it tastes like soap.

204
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-Do you have tequila?
-We have.

205
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Hey guys.

206
00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,867
Your hair looks nice.

207
00:08:05,934 --> 00:08:07,000
I gave it a trim...

208
00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,700
I went to the barbershop. How are you?

209
00:08:08,767 --> 00:08:12,233
-Mom, Kourtney and Kim aren't here.
-Is there an hour left?

210
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If they can find mom...
I'm trying to call her.

211
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Nobody answers.

212
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I don't think I've ever had whiskey.

213
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Can I try some more?

214
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Of course.

215
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One thing led to another...

216
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-Wow!
-Wow!

217
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...and suddenly we had tasted

218
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about seven different types of drinks.

219
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Happy love day.

220
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-Thanks.
-Thanks.

221
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The party has already started,

222
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and Kourtney and my mom
disappeared completely.

223
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HAPPY 16TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!

224
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Khloé is going to kill us.

225
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Right.

226
00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:05,433
Damn!

227
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,166
-Where were they?
-At last!

228
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We're late.

229
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Did a lot of people arrive?

230
00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,633
-Are you drunk?
-No.

231
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She and Kourtney were drunk.

232
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We came...

233
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arrange the party.

234
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Arrange the party?

235
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Pack things for the party.

236
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Let's greet and welcome everyone.

237
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You actually look pretty.

238
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Hold my little hand.

239
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You killed it, faggot!

240
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-You killed it, shorty.
-Come.

241
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Cute.

242
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I will take care of them.

243
00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,433
Whose voice is this?

244
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The princess has arrived!

245
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What a beautiful dress, Kim.

246
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It's incredible.

247
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I saw him once

248
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and I asked him to return it a few months ago.

249
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Damn.

250
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If something happens to my dress,

251
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I will strangle her
and beat her with a club.

252
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,066
I was talking to Robin Antin,
creator of the Pussycat Dolls.

253
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,567
I had to show the gift
that I bought for Mom and Bruce,

254
00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:08,834
a striptease bar.

255
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,400
Ready? Down, six, down. That.

256
00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,233
Shake and bite.

257
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,066
It goes down and up.

258
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Perfect.

259
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:20,834
Damn, I tore my dress.

260
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,433
-Khloé is going to kill me.
-Damn!

261
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,767
Hi, girls! See what I can do!

262
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,100
My God!

263
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,433
-You are a future Pussycat Doll.
-I want to see.

264
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,500
Our!

265
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,767
-Damn!
-You're good!

266
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,767
Where did you learn this?

267
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:40,900
What's going on?

268
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Damn!

269
00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:45,333
Kylie, I don't think this is appropriate.

270
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,000
It is serious?

271
00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,066
-It's not funny.
-It's cool.

272
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,033
Father, stop!

273
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,266
I know.

274
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,300
Let's get out.

275
00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,000
Let's go.

276
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,333
Goodbye!

277
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,667
Kourtney and Scott, stop making out!

278
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,000
-Envy is ugly.
-It's cute. No envy.

279
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,000
People.

280
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,300
We are here to celebrate
the beautiful marriage

281
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,133
by Kris and Bruce Jenner.

282
00:11:10,533 --> 00:11:12,667
I would like to thank my old friends,

283
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:15,533
and to the new ones too, who attended.

284
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600
These 16 years were very blessed.

285
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,834
I love you with passion and I love our family,

286
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,166
so let 16 more come.

287
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,233
Kris and I met
on a blind date.

288
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:29,500
I had just gotten out of a divorce.

289
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,800
Love at first sight.

290
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:32,367
We got married five months later.

291
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,033
It was at our wedding.

292
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,533
16 years ago.

293
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,200
Look at Robert over there.

294
00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:38,567
-At the wedding.
-On the day.

295
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,300
-I love you.
-I love you too.

296
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,367
Thanks, guys.

297
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:43,967
It's my turn!

298
00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:45,700
Just wanted to say

299
00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:48,500
I'm glad you did
vasectomy a few years ago.

300
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:57,400
What do you think of this age difference?

301
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,367
Because I know you are...

302
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,367
-younger than Kourtney.
-That's what attracts.

303
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,500
Do you want me to date Kylie or Kendall?

304
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,433
No!

305
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,667
-Is that your idea?
-No!

306
00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:07,633
-Incredible.
-Stop.

307
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,700
I don't know, it seems like the perfect time

308
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:11,633
to confront Scott about Kourtney.

309
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,400
What I mean is
that Kourtney is of age

310
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,667
I might be looking for something more serious.

311
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,433
And you're not of age

312
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:22,900
wanting to marry someone

313
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:24,166
and have children...

314
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,700
I love her with passion.

315
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,233
-Kourtney!
-No!

316
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,200
No, stop.

317
00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:32,900
I'm going to travel to New York
to participate in The Tyra Banks Show.

318
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,900
I wish I had more time. I'm desperate.

319
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:37,934
Kim, let's go down
and we put the microphone there, right?

320
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,533
Kourtney is dating
a boy named Scott.

321
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,800
For me, he is too young,

322
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:55,100
and I can't imagine someone that age

323
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,600
wanting a peaceful pace of life.

324
00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:00,266
I think at his age...

325
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,166
He's not 22, he's 24.

326
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,600
-Okay, 24 years old.
-Yes.

327
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:08,100
Okay, 24. Do you think he's ready?
for a monogamous relationship?

328
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,867
I think if she knew
that Scott cheated on her,

329
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,767
she would be very upset.

330
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,433
I don't think Scott cheats on me.

331
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,734
Kris, how can you say that?

332
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,367
And if he cheated, that's our problem.

333
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:26,533
It's not the best time
to interrogate my boyfriend.

334
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,700
I'm watching you.

335
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,934
What's wrong between Kourt and me?

336
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,934
I admit it's not easy
be part of this family.

337
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,967
I want the best for Kourtney.

338
00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:37,333
To join our family,

339
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,467
You have to be someone with great character.

340
00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:44,133
Many boys have passed
for our family.

341
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,767
I hope you keep an eye on me,

342
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:49,200
because I would never do anything
to disrespect your daughter.

343
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:52,767
Winning at chat.

344
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,967
I'm watching.

345
00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,033
I don't want to talk about it.

346
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,100
I feel like the more I talk,

347
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,100
But this issue comes up again...

348
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,934
Are you going to talk about the sex tape?

349
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,266
I'm scared of Kim's participation
on Tyra's show,

350
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,967
because it's her first interview on TV,

351
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,633
and she will have to speak openly
about the sex tape.

352
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,800
I don't know. I will be very honest.

353
00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:21,734
I'm very nervous.

354
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,934
Don't be nervous, Kimmy!

355
00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:27,066
-Open bar!
-Open bar!

356
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,567
-Good.
-Margarita, please.

357
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,400
A little more. Good.

358
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,567
Now knock.

359
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,834
-Get up.
-It's my turn.

360
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,200
Rock.

361
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,667
I don't think it's appropriate to hang out in a bar

362
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,433
in the middle of a party.

363
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,266
My little girls making martinis?

364
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,066
I thought, "This isn't happening."

365
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,767
I think this party is already over.

366
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,066
Thanks.

367
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,867
Come back soon!

368
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,100
I hope you enjoyed the party.

369
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,533
It was a great party.

370
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,033
-I saw that you...
-Thank you very much.

371
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,266
...they still make out.

372
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,734
Kourtney is furious with me.

373
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,700
What did you say?

374
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,900
"I don't think you're 24"?

375
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:17,500
No, I said he was
too new for Kourtney.

376
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,467
That he was too young...

377
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,533
It's none of your business.

378
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,800
I don't think it's right to say that.

379
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,600
Seriously, you need...

380
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,100
You can't meddle
in people's lives.

381
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,533
But that's not how it works
in this family.

382
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,767
Our job is to know
what's going on with everyone.

383
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:40,533
I know mom is hiding something
and I'll find out what it is.

384
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,467
What it was?

385
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,734
I don't know if I should tell.

386
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,734
Put it out.

387
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,734
What it was?

388
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,934
Cece's daughter...

389
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,400
What about Cece?

390
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,633
Cece's friend's daughter
I was seeing Scott.

391
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,233
-Are you serious?
-Of course.

392
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,000
Cece was going to tell Kourtney,

393
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,667
but you traveled to Miami.

394
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,367
We didn't want to ruin the trip.

395
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:02,767
You're telling me

396
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:05,066
who received a call
cece on scott

397
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,300
and didn't tell Kourtney?

398
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,900
I can't believe my mother
He didn't tell any of us.

399
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,133
When Kourtney finds out, she's going to freak out.

400
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,367
I'm in New York
for The Tyra Banks Show.

401
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:28,300
I brought my friend Brittny Gastineau
to give me support.

402
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,166
I love this dress, I always wear it.

403
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,300
I want to give it to her.

404
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,000
Did she say she wanted to?

405
00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:34,367
No, it's just...

406
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:38,767
I just want to fill sausage
so she doesn't ask me questions

407
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,233
that I don't want to answer, like the sex tape.

408
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,066
It will pass quickly.

409
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,233
I liked this one more.

410
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,333
You look very chic.

411
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,266
There's something wrong.

412
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,700
It's a morning show.

413
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:51,800
It's perfect.

414
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,433
But it won't be good.

415
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,767
I should stay at the hotel.

416
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,600
You zip up, I'll hold up the dress.

417
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,600
He's trapped.

418
00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,400
I feel good in this one,

419
00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,367
but I don't want to run out of salt.

420
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,166
Do I take my entire suitcase?

421
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,233
The whole suitcase?

422
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,533
I have no choice.

423
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,166
I'm getting very nervous.

424
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:16,367
This is my first interview
with an audience and in front of the cameras,

425
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:19,200
So I don't want to be nervous
and say the wrong things.

426
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,867
I just want it to be perfect.

427
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:24,600
Tyra comes to greet me
before I go on stage?

428
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,934
I don't think so.

429
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,133
I just want to finish this program soon.

430
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,633
I just wanted to snap my fingers
and have already finished the interview.

431
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,433
Five minutes left, guys.

432
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,867
Until we go to the studio.

433
00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:38,767
I need to remove the tag.

434
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:39,734
I wish I had more time.

435
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,633
I'm freaking out, I won't have time.

436
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,900
Kim, let's go down

437
00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,367
and we put the microphone there, right?

438
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,133
I wish my sisters were here.

439
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,166
-Hi, mom.
-Hi, mom.

440
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,100
Can you come with me?

441
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,066
I want to talk to you.

442
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,533
This is going to be very difficult,

443
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,834
but Kourtney has the right to know
that Scott is cheating on her.

444
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,867
And since I got the bad news,

445
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:09,166
I feel like I'm the one who should tell.

446
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,800
I didn't want to talk inside
with your brother by your side,

447
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,400
because I didn't want to embarrass you.

448
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,400
I thought about telling this a long time ago,

449
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:21,033
but I don't want
to get angry or sad.

450
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,100
Put it out.

451
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,700
I spoke to Cece,
because a friend of hers dated Scott

452
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,133
about two months ago.

453
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,467
I know all about it.

454
00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:36,700
You don't know the chronology.

455
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,600
We weren't together.
I know exactly what you're talking about.

456
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,100
Did you know all along?

457
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,400
We weren't getting exclusive.

458
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,400
This is old stuff.

459
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:48,767
I know everything.

460
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,767
My boyfriend and me
we communicate, dear.

461
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,033
Now I feel a lot better about Scott.

462
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,166
And I'm embarrassed

463
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,400
-of being harsh with him.
-I should have talked to him.

464
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,000
-I know he...
-He didn't need to explain himself.

465
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:04,600
He doesn't owe me explanations.
I must apologize to him.

466
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,700
He must think I'm crazy.

467
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,300
-For sure.
-I'm sorry.

468
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:10,967
-All good.
-Give me a hug. I love you.

469
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,734
It was good.

470
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,700
-And what about the cameras?
-Excellent.

471
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:19,166
-I was sweating nervously...
-Really?

472
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,600
I'm freezing.

473
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,133
Yes, it's cold, but I sweat...

474
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,600
It's good like that,
You don't need to talk about it ever again.

475
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,433
It's already done for me!

476
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,500
I will never hear this subject again!

477
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,500
I finished the interview with Tyra.

478
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:34,100
The only thing that can improve my mood
is to shop.

479
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,767
It's 42 carats.
It costs 1.2 million dollars.

480
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:37,967
It's not that expensive.

481
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,033
It would be pathetic if I bought it
for myself?

482
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,266
Goodbye.

483
00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:49,834
Kim.

484
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:51,867
What happened at Tyra?

485
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:53,934
She is very friendly, she was great.

486
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,567
I felt very comfortable with her.

487
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,533
Kim does well under pressure.

488
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,633
She wanted to talk about the sex tape...

489
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,233
She just wanted to ask

490
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,500
what people wanted to know.

491
00:20:06,734 --> 00:20:07,900
I'm not going to drag this issue

492
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,200
and let people remember
of something negative

493
00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:11,567
what happened in my life

494
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:13,633
-when I don't want to.
-I agree.

495
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,934
I hope to replace this
for positive things.

496
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,967
You should have said:

497
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:19,934
"Tyra, wait and see
Bruce's sex tape!"

498
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:23,800
-Khloé, we're waiting.
-Collective hug!

499
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,800
Get your boobs off me.

500
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:27,867
What a slut!

501
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,033
This season
from Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

502
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,200
Mom, there's a slut
taking care of your daughters.

503
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:40,333
-Kim, there's a spider in you.
-My God!

504
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:44,734
This is shameful!

505
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,300
Why am I being arrested?

506
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,300
What the hell are you doing?

507
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,600
I'm going to pose for Playboy.

508
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:52,667
It turned out very good.

509
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,567
Let's catch each other first.

510
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,734
Dear...

511
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,700
Joe wants you to be the models

512
00:20:58,767 --> 00:20:59,734
of his new bikinis.

513
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,266
Does Bruce know?

514
00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:03,066
Hey guys.

515
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,000
Why do you always lie to me?

516
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,233
It's no longer possible.

517
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,800
You are always the center of attention!

518
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,367
You need to fire the bitch.

519
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,266
You're pregnant, man!

520
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,700
Dolce and I will take care of everything.

521
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,633
I want to have you with me my whole life.

522
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,834
Will you marry me, cutie?

523
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,200
She wants to win me.

524
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,367
It is not?

525
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:26,133
Being able to handle us
It's the greatest compliment of all.

526
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,400
Now let's talk directly to the FBI.

527
00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:31,567
But it's my fault, you know?

528
00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:33,333
Why did the FBI come here?

529
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,100
Subtitles: Caio Everton