1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,680 Dr Obina, the hospital where you work is right next door to Cafe 66. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,000 Yes, that's correct. 3 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:11,040 Me and my colleagues go to that cafe for lunch, you know? 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,440 Simon, where do you need me? 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,320 We're just making room for a major incident. 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,440 Multiple casualties. Theatre two. 7 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,600 Sats? 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,520 Sats at 92%. BP over 60. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:29,160 Trauma unit is full so we're going to have to prep him in here. 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:33,200 At what point did you become aware of the patient's identity? 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,720 You're asking when did I know he was the perpetrator 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,600 of the attack? 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,960 That's correct. 14 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,560 Excuse me, this waits until he is out of surgery. 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,800 I doubt he'll last that long. 16 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,040 That doesn't matter. 17 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,960 We need an ID as soon as we can. 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,240 So this is him? 19 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,560 He lives, he dies, we'll be right here. 20 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:55,920 Did knowing what the patient had done affect your work at all? 21 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,480 The bullet entered below his right mandible 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,400 and exited above his left eye socket. 23 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,080 He was beyond saving. 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,200 You are not going to find any terrorists down there, bro. 25 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,560 Stop fidgeting. 26 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,040 I just don't see why I can't do it. 27 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,360 Oi. Believe it or not, it's no picnic for me either. 28 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,520 Hold still. 29 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,680 All right. The mic's behind your zipper. 30 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,880 If you need a slash, be careful. 31 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,360 I feel like I've got "snitch" just tattooed on my forehead. 32 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,360 Nobody's going to be patting you down at a funeral. 33 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,200 You really think this big-shot guy is going to show up for the salat? 34 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,840 We won't know if we're not there, will we? 35 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,560 All we do know is Yousef's dead, and someone killed him. 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,560 I'm swimming in this thing. 37 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,960 It ain't a fashion show. 38 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,960 Our camera is in this top button. 39 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,320 Anyone you meet, get their full names. 40 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,440 Repeat it nice and clear. 41 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,840 Try to stand about arm's length back. 42 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,440 This is so dirty. 43 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,640 Spying at a Janazah. 44 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,880 Well, the way I see it, we're looking for the fella 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,400 who killed the fella getting buried. It evens out. 46 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,280 Not if this big shot finds me wearing a wire. 47 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,000 - Then don't get caught. - Hm. 48 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,400 Names and faces. 49 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,560 That's all I need. 50 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,160 Strong turnout today. 51 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,480 Your brother was obviously some dude. 52 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,560 If what you believe is to get into Jannah and that. 53 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,040 We take allcomers. 54 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,480 What are you wearing? 55 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,360 For real. You look like you're going to sell me a mattress. 56 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,080 Nah, it's my dad's. Best I could do. 57 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,760 Cut Waleed, how are you holding up, bruv? 58 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,960 Erm... W-what's Cut even short for anyway, like, what's... 59 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,760 ..what's your full name? 60 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,280 Why are you going around asking people's names, fam? 61 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,400 My name means you're liable to get cut. 62 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,200 You know, we call him that cos his dad never paid bills. 63 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,680 Leccy was always getting cut. 64 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,600 Bruv, that was, like, one time. 65 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,880 Hey, come. 66 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,440 Having food back at mine. 67 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,480 Listen to a bunch of strangers tell me about Yousef. 68 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,880 - Salaam-alaikum. - Wa-alaikum-salaam. 69 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,120 Yeah, it's good to see the ummah out in full force. 70 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,640 It's a beautiful thing, innit? 71 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,840 Are we going back to yours, bruv? 72 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,120 Nah, just friends and family, innit? 73 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,080 It's a long walk for you, though. 74 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,640 Long. 75 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,040 Take care of yourself, yeah? Look after yourself. 76 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 77 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,440 - Oh, that was beautiful. - Bless. 78 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,360 Beautiful. Thank you. 79 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,720 - Peace. - Thanks. 80 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,960 Sorry, fellas. I didn't meet you all. 81 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,000 I'm Raza Shar. 82 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,720 Hey, sorry to interrupt you guys. 83 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,160 I'm Raza. 84 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,800 - What's going on? You good? - Good. Yeah, yeah, Raza. 85 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,160 Yeah, I met you one time, man. 86 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,360 Yeah, yeah. What's your name again? 87 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,480 Levi. Yeah, Levi. 88 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,280 - Is that Levi...? - Levi. Just Levi. 89 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,440 Dadir, right? 90 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,720 Roxy. I was, erm... 91 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,040 ..I was friends with your brother. 92 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,200 Yeah? 93 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,160 Listen, I'm really sorry... 94 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,240 Yeah, yeah, OK. 95 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,920 All right. 96 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:03,920 Thanks. 97 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,840 I was thinking maybe we could talk. 98 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,200 About Yousef? 99 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,000 It's what we're all here for, innit? 100 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,240 Maybe WE could talk, me and you. 101 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,360 Join the back of the queue. 102 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,920 Yousef was sharking all over. 103 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,600 All them girls had their hands out. I ain't got nothing for you. 104 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,720 That's not what I'm here for. 105 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,800 You shouldn't come begging at his funeral. 106 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,600 This is some low-end shit. Rizla, you seeing this? My brother's dead. 107 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,680 Skank bank's closed. 108 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,040 Move on with your life. 109 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,920 You should probably come back another time. 110 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,240 - Caught him on a bad day. - Don't worry. I won't come back. 111 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,920 Oh, OK. What... What was your name again? 112 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,360 Sorry, mate. Say hello to the family for me. 113 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,800 - Raza, love, there you are. - What are you doing here?! 114 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,320 I've come to pay my respects. 115 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,280 Read about it in the local. 116 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,800 You never told me nothing about Dadir's brother passing. 117 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,760 This is friends and family. You can't be here. 118 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,120 Mad. 119 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,160 Whole Shar clan here now, yeah? 120 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,360 I forgot my keys. My dad just... 121 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,320 Keys? What are you blathering about? 122 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,520 Come here. You all right, then? 123 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,960 You're all right, love. 124 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,160 Yeah, I'm all right. Thanks for asking, Mr Shar. 125 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,520 Hey! None of this "mister". 126 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,560 It's Hanif to you, OK? 127 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,840 Come. Come meet my mum. 128 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,720 - I don't think I'm dressed for that. - Yeah, no, maybe another time. 129 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,480 What do you mean? Just give him his jacket back. He'll look suave. 130 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,400 That's not my jacket. 131 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,600 Of course it is. 132 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,840 I got it from your wardrobe. 133 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,320 All right. Give it over, then. 134 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,720 I'm good. 135 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,120 Well, is it your jacket or is it my jacket? 136 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,840 Just give him his jacket. 137 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,320 Take your time. 138 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,160 Easy. 139 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,680 - I know how to put on a jacket. - I know, yeah. 140 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,040 I must have been a thinner man! Ha-ha! 141 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,560 So, your brother. 142 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,720 Devout sort, was he? 143 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 Well, I mean... 144 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,880 In that case... 145 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,760 ..I brought him a gift. 146 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,200 Mr Shar, you're a bad man, you know that? 147 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,760 - Come on. Let's drink this for Yousef. - All right. Come on. 148 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,520 It's what he would have wanted. 149 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,600 Keep it down, would ya?! I'm going to call the police! 150 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,320 Hey, be quiet, you big pussycat! 151 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,400 We've got to get home. Ummi keeps texting me. 152 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,600 - We've got to leave. - Come on. 153 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,640 - Feel the rhythm! - Let's go. 154 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,440 - Last chance! - I spawned such a killjoy! 155 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,360 Shut it down or I'm going to call the police! 156 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,040 - Keep it going till dawn if you have to, boys! - Oh shut up! 157 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,360 Come on. Let's go. 158 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,280 I'm going, I'm going! 159 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,760 Dadir! Hey! Hey! 160 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,400 Let me say goodnight. 161 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,760 - Dadir, hey! - Abu, no. 162 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,600 Apologies, bruv. A few too many. 163 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,640 I'm just trying to get him home. 164 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,200 Sorry, I'm Raza. 165 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,240 You're talking to people about me? 166 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,520 Yeah, Rizla, maybe not now, yeah? Not now. 167 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,320 Put away your hand before I cut it off. 168 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,480 Hey, that's my son you're talking to, all right? 169 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,280 All right, Abu. We probably should get home. 170 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,960 Listen to your boy, old man. 171 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,000 Who are you calling "old man", eh? 172 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,400 - Eh? - Hey, hey! Wait! Wait! 173 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,160 You called the police? 174 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,680 Oh, you got pace on you, love. 175 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,760 I ain't had to run from the Old Bill like that since my stag do. 176 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,440 You're not going to have a heart attack on me, are you? 177 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,120 I've got to have a tinkle. 178 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,800 I don't think this is mine. 179 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,880 How was the funeral? 180 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,480 You tell me. 181 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,080 All right, let's start again. 182 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,280 Did you meet anyone interesting? 183 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,880 You ever been to a funeral before? 184 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,560 It's mostly just a lot of sad people, innit? 185 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,480 All right, there was this one dude, 186 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,240 but he got real sketchy when I tried talking to him. 187 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,520 Right. You get a name? 188 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,600 I tried. 189 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,880 Well, you've got to try harder. 190 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,160 Have you got any info about him? 191 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,480 Eastern European. 192 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,920 Drove a white van. 193 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,680 You need to get Dadir to introduce you. 194 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,480 OK. How am I doing that? 195 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,440 There's this fish, the pilot fish. 196 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,680 Everyone in the ocean steers clear of the shark, 197 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,000 but the pilot fish doesn't have to. 198 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,480 It sits there, right there under the shark's fin. 199 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,080 It goes wherever the shark goes, sees whatever the sharks sees. 200 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,080 They trust each other so much that this ballsy little fucker 201 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,880 eats the leftovers right out of the shark's mouth. 202 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 What are you on about? 203 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,560 Why do you sound like David Attenborough? 204 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,360 You stick to Dadir, he'll get you there. 205 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,360 The fella with the white van, get me a name. 206 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,760 What are you doing? 207 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,480 Nothing. 208 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,400 Where's Raza keep his ciggies? 209 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,800 I know he hides them from me. 210 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,560 No, I hide them from you. 211 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,000 You don't, do you? 212 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,280 Hanif, what are you actually looking for? 213 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,640 I don't know. 214 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,120 Do you want to know his secret hiding spot? 215 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,560 He thinks he's so bloody smart. 216 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,080 Who puts a beanbag on the balcony? 217 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,400 Look. 218 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,280 That's not what I'm looking for. 219 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,240 That'll be the boys. Put it back, put it back! 220 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,800 I'll keep them busy. 221 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,400 Hand to God, whatever's in that tin, nothing to do with me, Mr Shar. 222 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,960 I believe you, Karl. 223 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,400 Millions wouldn't, but I do. 224 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,800 Well, I'm touched, mate. 225 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,120 I do have a question for a man in your profession. 226 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,520 Ask away. 227 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,560 - This mate of mine... - Right. 228 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,320 ..comes round the pub the other day. 229 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,600 We're all just talking, nothing special. 230 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,920 Bunch of old lefties. 231 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,240 Anyway, I notice he's got a little camera on his jacket. 232 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,760 That ain't a mate, that's a snitch. 233 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,840 Hang on, I haven't told the whole story. 234 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,800 Well, what's to know? Your mate is a snitch. 235 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,760 You should do him. 236 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,440 I've known him a long time. 237 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,960 Don't matter how long you've been friendly with a snake. 238 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,760 It's still prone to bite you, innit? 239 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,800 Geezer at the shop said that's the best one for wannabe paparazzo. 240 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,520 Sound. 241 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,720 What is this? Leica? 242 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,920 I don't know what they call it. Whatever it is, it ain't cheap. 243 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,840 Why are you trying to bribe me? What do you want? 244 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,520 Your brother bought you a nice present. 245 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,760 How about a thank-you? 246 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,680 OK, thank you. 247 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,480 Where did you get the money for that, then? 248 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,400 Nowhere. Just got my overtime, didn't I? 249 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,320 So when do I get my bloody gift, then, huh? 250 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,120 Source 9 put in a good shift at the funeral. 251 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,840 One of these faces might be Yousef's connection to El Adoua. 252 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,880 Crosscheck names with the watchlist. 253 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,600 If you don't have a name, work the snouts, find one. 254 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,840 We know this one, don't we? 255 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,320 Oh, Christ. 256 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,280 That's Akash Williams. 257 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,440 He's a keyboard jihadi. 258 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,280 Popped up on a GCHQ watchlist. 259 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,480 I looked in on him last year. 260 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,560 His online profile is sympathetic to the cause. 261 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,680 El Adoua comes through London, never sets foot on public transport, 262 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,160 no phone calls, all cash transactions. 263 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,120 That's tradecraft. 264 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,400 This guy, Akash, failed all his GCSEs and he lives 265 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,080 with his grandma and grandad. 266 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,840 I think our big shot is a touch more sophisticated 267 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,120 than that, darling. 268 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,360 Well, we still have to rule him out. 269 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,800 That's my spot at the grill. 270 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:35,920 The driver. 271 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,440 The white van, that's him. 272 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560 OK. 273 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,280 I thought MIT ruled out the owner already? 274 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,680 The registered owner. 275 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,400 Some 87-year-old with vascular dementia. 276 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,840 Someone clearly registered the van in his name. 277 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960 Well, let's prioritise getting him ID'd. 278 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,000 My snout's working Yousef's brother. 279 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,240 Holly, let's knock Akash off the list. 280 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,800 OK. 281 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,080 Also going to need that �50 registration fee, brother. 282 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,840 What do you need my dad's number for? 283 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,120 The guy is useless. 284 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,040 Just put down your mate Dadir if you want. 285 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,080 I don't actually care. 286 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,640 It's just an emergency contact in case you get knocked out. 287 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,400 Right, doors are nine to nine, and I'm not a laundry service, 288 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,840 so bring your own towel, OK? 289 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,200 Bro, I've got two rules, man. 290 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,840 No wankers, no phones. 291 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,760 - Fine by me. - Right, cool. 292 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,800 We're going to start you off on the ropes, yeah? 293 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,600 Just, er, come this way. 294 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,320 So, we warm up over here and the changing rooms are over there. 295 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,440 That's where the toilets are as well. 296 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,400 "Never trust non-Muslims." 297 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,120 "Mujahideen strategies." 298 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,960 "Can Kafir be family?" 299 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080 Disgusting! 300 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,880 Akash, how can your nan not be your family? 301 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,800 Feeds you three beautiful halal meals every day, doesn't she!? 302 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,480 David! Blood pressure! 303 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,800 If you continue to post these on your socials, sooner or later... 304 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,240 I don't do nothing. I'm just sharing. 305 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,440 That can be enough. 306 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,480 And it won't be us here knocking at your door, 307 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,000 it'll be armed units coming here to arrest you. 308 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,800 That bleeding-heart social worker what's supposed to help, 309 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,920 all she did were have us cancel t'internet. 310 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,120 It's called Prevent. 311 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,200 All it's preventing is Trisha from Skyping at her sister. 312 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,880 Now she's got to go all the way down to the cafe to get online. 313 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,080 We're at the end of a very bloody long rope here. 314 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,800 Do you mind if we step out for a minute? 315 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,040 It might be better if we talk to Akash alone. 316 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,120 You know we're more than fair with him. 317 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,720 I don't doubt it, we just need five minutes. 318 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,880 Through there. 319 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,480 Who's this cheeky chappie? 320 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,840 Your dad's still in Brum, is he? 321 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,640 Do you see him much? 322 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,000 No-one wants to go to Brum. 323 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,080 He didn't hang about, did he, after your mum died? 324 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,120 What would you know about my mum? 325 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,240 I knew she wouldn't want this situation for you. 326 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,440 I read that nonsense you post online. 327 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,360 Now that I've met you, you seem like an all right bloke. 328 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,720 Grandparents are sweet enough for a couple of geezers. 329 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,280 Sweeter than mine, I'll tell you that much. 330 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,160 So, what is it, Akash? 331 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,400 What gets you so wound up? 332 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,760 Not me. 333 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,440 Koran, innit? 334 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,760 "Slay them where you find them." 335 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,320 That's actually a mistranslation, 336 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,240 it's "fight them where they fight you." 337 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,400 It says what it says. I didn't write it. 338 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,960 It's about self-defence. 339 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,120 Next verse says... 340 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,360 You might have known it better 341 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,200 if you didn't get kicked out your mosque. 342 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,360 I didn't get kicked out. 343 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,080 That imam's working for the CIA. 344 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,880 They're all CIA there. 345 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,440 But yous know all about that. 346 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,360 He's on the payroll, don't lie. 347 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,040 I've been approached, like, four times, you know. 348 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,840 Tap on the shoulder, innit? 349 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,800 And what did they ask of you? 350 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,040 Top-secret stuff, probably. 351 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,440 Who approached you? What did they look like? 352 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,560 It was this guy, well, they... 353 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,840 They? So it was two people that approached you? 354 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,760 Their names? 355 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,600 Jamie and Steve. 356 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,120 The CIA gave you their names? 357 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,320 Really? 358 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,520 So, who's Jamie and Steve? Or have you got it confused? 359 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,240 - No, I'm not confused. - You sound confused. 360 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,480 - There was one or two of them? - Doesn't matter how many. 361 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,240 - And their names were Jason and Simon? - No, I said Jamie and Simon. 362 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,720 You said Jamie and Steve. 363 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,720 - Well, I forgot! - They said they were MI6? 364 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,200 No, I said CIA. 365 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,440 MI6 or CIA? 366 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,720 - Doesn't matter, does it?! - Why don't you go to Brum, Kash? 367 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,400 Cos he doesn't want to fucking see me, does he?! 368 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,400 Count to ten when you get angry. 369 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,960 You've heard that one, I bet. 370 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,080 Eh? 371 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,240 Thing is, when I get angry, numbers escape me. 372 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,400 Before I know it, Mr Hyde's on the prowl again. 373 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,600 You've got to learn to control it. 374 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,080 Here, here's a little trick I learned. 375 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,920 There. 376 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,800 Just look at the timer and breathe. 377 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,720 Just breathe. 378 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,160 You don't want us to come back here. 379 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,480 Got an alert from the OP. 380 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,920 The Albanians are back. 381 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,160 Let's get over there. 382 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,960 Foxtrot 1 to control. 383 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,200 We have a subject moving south on Aston, over. 384 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,360 Roger that, Foxtrot 1. Do you require assistance? 385 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,520 Negative. 386 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,280 We're four lengths back, we don't expect to engage, over. 387 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,600 Roger that. 388 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,840 What's going on tonight? 389 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,840 I promise I'll leave my dad at home this time. 390 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,480 You're lucky the feds showed up. Mandem was about to get active. 391 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,600 Yeah, who was that dude? 392 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,240 You don't want to know. 393 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,720 So, what are you saying, then? Meet up in a bit? 394 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,600 All right, yeah, cool. 395 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,760 Next time, man. 396 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,520 Who were you talking to? 397 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,440 Don't worry about it. Go back to sleep. 398 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,400 Go ahead, Foxtrot. 399 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,480 Yeah, I need background on the old ballroom on Barking Road. 400 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,800 See whose name's on the deed, purchase history, 401 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,680 - whatever you've got. - Roger that. 402 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,920 Guys, you're late. 403 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,240 What's your ETA? 404 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,600 Difficult to say. Traffic's rough. 405 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,480 Can't you just throw on your blues and twos? 406 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,680 Can't be having that. 407 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,960 Discretion is of the utmost importance. 408 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,720 Sorry, we're wasting away here. 409 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,080 - Look at that, traffic cleared up! - Bastards. 410 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,880 Red building, subject entered three hours ago. 411 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,520 Hope you've brought a book. 412 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,840 So ballroom's owned by DDLM Consulting. 413 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,040 It's listed on the Kosovo Chamber of Commerce as an accounting firm. 414 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,520 It's a shell. 415 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,240 Board members' names are probably all picked off tombstones. 416 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,120 Well, we should still put a call in. 417 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,600 Charlie! 418 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720 Fucking hell, how are you? 419 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,880 Ey up, lad. 420 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,320 Fucking hell. Nigel! 421 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,800 I didn't recognise you, mate. 422 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,480 Well, you know, time gets every man. 423 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,280 You an' all. I thought you was off in the states, California? 424 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,680 No, I'm down in Florida, mate, near Disneyland, yeah. 425 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,440 Fucking Mickey Mouse, innit? 426 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,520 Well, done nowt for the tan, I see, huh? 427 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,720 Has this lovely thing got a name? 428 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,800 Holly. 429 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,760 Hi. Nigel Briggs, at your service. 430 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,760 Yeah, we're working on a construction bid, 431 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,320 so hopefully we'll be over here a lot more now. 432 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,840 How is it toiling for this one, eh? 433 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,400 He's a right maniac, as I know him. 434 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,000 He's not so bad, as long as he remembers to count to ten. 435 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,680 Sounds about right, eh? 436 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,800 Have you heard Skittles bollocksed it with her parole board? 437 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,360 Hey, what the fuck do they know? 438 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,200 There's always next year, eh? 439 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,280 How do you two know each other? 440 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600 You don't want us to get into that, you know. 441 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,240 Too blue for your precious ears. 442 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,000 What are you doing down here, anyway? 443 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,360 I thought you said you'd never set foot in London. 444 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,120 Ah, I fucked right off, you know? 445 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,880 I still stay out the PC swamp as far as I can. 446 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,880 But, you know, when duty calls. 447 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,880 Master of disaster, eh? 448 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,480 Sharon said you'd matured. 449 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,960 I thought like old cheese, you know, not like fine wine. 450 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,560 Hey, come on, you're not so bad yourself, mate. 451 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,000 Clean as a cat's mouth, me. 452 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,400 - Seven year, now. - No way? 453 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,680 That's great, mate. 454 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,280 Are you still bumping into Sharon, then? 455 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,880 Aye, now and again, now and again. 456 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,080 Yeah, yeah. 457 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,920 Hey, she'd kill me if I didn't snap the old selfie. 458 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,480 Yeah, yeah, come on. 459 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,480 Ha-ha, hey. 460 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,400 Sorted. Nice one. 461 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,240 Hey, listen, I'd love to glory-days it with you, 462 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,960 but, you know, I've got a load that won't wait on me, so... 463 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 464 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,960 - Hey, it's been special bumping into you. - Aye, aye. 465 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,040 If I ever catch word you've been in that Legion, 466 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,160 drinking without me, there'll be hell to pay. 467 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,600 You'll not lose any sleep on that. 468 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,040 All right. See you around. 469 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,960 Fucking hell. 470 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,520 Yeah, yeah... 471 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,000 Yeah. 472 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,680 Just...just have to be careful. 473 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,120 Yes, Rizla, what is it? 474 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,760 Just going to hit the pad. Do you want to come? 475 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,440 Nah, man, I've got something going. 476 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,000 - Yeah? What's that? - Blud, you're nosy. 477 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,480 Why you always ask me questions? 478 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,760 Nah, I'm just looking for something to do. 479 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,000 Yeah? 480 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,600 Yeah, I can come by. 481 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,760 Now? 482 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,280 Yeah, for what? What are we doing? 483 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,720 All right, I get it. No questions. 484 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,440 Yeah, all right. Yeah, bring a helmet. 485 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,000 Bye. 486 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,560 Why you spying on me, weirdo? 487 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,600 Why are you spending 100 quid on a pair of shoes? 488 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,000 Gora wedding, innit? 489 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,000 Can't exactly rock up in a pair of fake creps. 490 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,840 - Who's getting married? - No-one you know. 491 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,160 - See you later. - Where you going? 492 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,840 - Out. - But where, though? 493 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,520 Are you going to see your girlfriend? 494 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,360 Mind your own business, perv. 495 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,840 Hey. 496 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,240 Hey. 497 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,800 I wanted to explain something about last night. 498 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,000 He was a contact from your UC work? 499 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,160 Yeah. 500 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,760 Yeah, and there's protocol, you know. 501 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,000 I'm supposed to report any interaction with anyone 502 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,280 from that time. 503 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,080 It's a whole song and dance. 504 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,800 I'd appreciate it if you left this out of your duty statement. 505 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,600 You don't write these up normally? 506 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,160 I've never had to. I've never had a run-in before. 507 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,800 What about... Was it Sharon, he mentioned? 508 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,320 Yeah. 509 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,600 It was ten years ago. 510 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,240 You know, just after the case. 511 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,960 I'd rather leave it in. 512 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,520 I'm still trying to get on Rose's good side. 513 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,040 It's only a duty statement. 514 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,000 Anything I say will speak to how well you kept your cover. 515 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,160 Yeah. 516 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,120 You never lose it. 517 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,200 That's the training. 518 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,360 First thing they teach you is how to carry yourself. 519 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,600 See you, when you walk, you lead with your toes. 520 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,000 Doesn't everyone? 521 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,480 When I was a kid, my dad always told me to stand up straight. 522 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,400 So I lead with my chest. 523 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,040 But Charlie, it's down here in the hips. 524 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,560 And there's other things you can do, you know, hair, clothes. 525 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,360 Everyone's got a different way of reaching out to the world. 526 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,600 Touching it. 527 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,200 Go on, take it. 528 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,160 Oh, she's a grabber. 529 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,400 What about Charlie? 530 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,320 Charlie? Oh, he's a squeezer. 531 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,280 See, the problem is, when you're the lie, 532 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,120 it's hard to know which part of you is the truth. 533 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,560 And that's the burden. 534 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,800 It's your call. 535 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,640 Better hit the road. 536 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,040 Well, either way, no good to anyone dead. 537 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,360 What time do you call this, Rizla? 538 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,120 It's now. 539 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,640 - Whatever, man. - So, where we going? 540 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,040 Yo! 541 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,320 You going to throw it over 542 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,560 or you just going to stand there like a mug? 543 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,320 You live on this estate? 544 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,480 No. 545 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,440 No? You got people here? 546 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,920 No, I don't think so. 547 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,080 So what you doing here, then, man? 548 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,680 Huh? 549 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,800 Chill, don't piss yourself, man. 550 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,440 - Get off me. - Shut up, man. 551 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,880 - Give that back, bruv. - Really? 552 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,120 It's ancient, bruv. 553 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,320 Oi! 554 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,720 You could have smashed my nan's window! 555 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,280 Knob off. 556 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,240 Go on! You dickhead! 557 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,120 Piss off! 558 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,520 You'd better run! 559 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,080 - Are you buddy-buddy with them? - I'm just trying to find my brother. 560 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,960 Yeah? Who's your brother? 561 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,960 You don't know him. Raza. 562 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,440 I've seen him, yeah. 563 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,000 Raza's my homie. 564 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,360 Bro! 565 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,800 He's a total legend. 566 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,600 That's nice. 567 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,880 You taking photos with it? 568 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,360 Yeah, that's what you do with a camera. 569 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,080 I've got a pro camera at home. 570 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,000 Telephoto. 571 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,160 It holds, like, 1,000 gigs. 572 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,560 1,000 gigs? 573 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,880 Bruv, does that even exist? 574 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,840 How many gigs does that store, then, bro? 575 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,400 Not even one. 576 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,000 Think about that. 577 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,080 OK. 578 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,040 I'm going to go home. 579 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,160 Come on, bro. 580 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,680 They don't mess with me. 581 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,120 Do you like cars? 582 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,400 - Yeah, depends which one. - Hmm. 583 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,880 Pussies. 584 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,800 What are you doing? 585 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,040 Wait here. 586 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,640 I don't even know where here is. 587 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,720 Here's here, innit? Just keep an eye out. 588 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,800 For what? 589 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,560 You've got eyes, haven't you? 590 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,960 Bad shit coming my way, just... 591 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,760 ..honk the horn or something. 592 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,000 What you waiting for? Get in there. 593 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,680 What are you on about? 594 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,320 - I said, get in there. - Are you following me? 595 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,520 Maybe. 596 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,120 Seriously, stop messing with me. 597 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,280 Are you here? 598 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,920 - Flash him the lights. - Are you here? 599 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,200 Bruv, where are you? 600 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,440 I'm right behind you. 601 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,680 See me? 602 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,960 Oh, what are you doing here? 603 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,920 I'm waiting for you to get your arse in there. 604 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,680 Go on, pile of fish! 605 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,800 You sure it's safe in there? 606 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,280 He'll be all right. 607 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,480 Try the other door. Go on. 608 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,520 There he is. 609 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,760 Told you. 610 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,040 Boy's a natural. 611 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,200 Hello? 612 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,800 Yo, Dadir? 613 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,760 Oh, my... Rizla, what are you doing in here?! 614 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,840 Hey, I know this one. 615 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,560 This is your guy with the old man. 616 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,840 Enough! 617 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,240 This is your friend? 618 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,240 Yeah, no, what it is, I told him to wait outside. 619 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,120 This is not outside. 620 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,200 Perhaps he's not your friend. 621 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,360 No, no, Mr Gramos, it's not like that. You see I... 622 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,000 Shh-shh-shh-shh. 623 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,200 Your shirt and jeans. 624 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,200 Your clothes, off. 625 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,800 168. 626 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,880 Have you been running? 627 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,760 Hm? 628 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,880 What's your name? 629 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,920 Raza. Raza Shar. 630 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,240 Raza Shar. 631 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,000 India? Bangladesh? Pakistan? 632 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,200 Pakistani. 633 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,840 Kashmiri? Punjabi? Urdu? 634 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,160 Urdu. 635 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:33,680 _ 636 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,720 I want you to be honest with me now. 637 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,560 Why are you in my house? 638 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,120 Dadir said to watch his back. 639 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:49,280 There's a surveillance van parked across the street. 640 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,840 I thought you should know. 641 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,280 How you know this? 642 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,240 Plumbing van. 643 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,560 I saw this geezer get inside. 644 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,360 He hasn't moved. 645 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,120 Rizla's a chess master, Mr Gramos. 646 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,280 Trust. 647 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,800 Get dressed. 648 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,360 Raza Shar. 649 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,640 Chess master! 650 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,480 - Who'd you meet behind that door? - Your big shot, dude. 651 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,280 How do you know it was him? 652 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,000 I don't know, cos he acted like a general all-round big shot, 653 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,600 like, stripped me down, had a machinegun at my face. 654 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,200 That's good. Tell me about him. 655 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,240 That's good? Are you serious? 656 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,240 It's all a matter of perspective. 657 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,840 - Yeah, thanks, bruv. - I'm not your bruv. 658 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,960 I'm not here to catch your feelings. 659 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,880 You're in the back of my car for one reason. 660 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,160 Information. 661 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,000 The fellow with the machinegun, tell me about him. 662 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,640 Dadir called him Mr Gramos. 663 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,000 He's old, like, older-than-you old. 664 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,840 He's Albanian. 665 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,200 What makes him Albanian? 666 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,400 They had the flag up, you know, the bird. 667 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,040 What else? 668 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,560 He's waving a machinegun around. What else do you need to know? 669 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,360 I was doing what you told me to. Apparently that's all I ever do. 670 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,520 Pilot fish - go where the shark goes. 671 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,840 Guess where the shark leads you? 672 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,880 Bigger fuckin' sharks! 673 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,400 I got you your big shot, dude. 674 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,920 When are you going to arrest him? 675 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,320 Soon, maybe. 676 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,840 No more soon. Now. 677 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,400 I want out now! 678 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,440 When I say soon, it's soon. 679 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,320 When I say now, it's now. 680 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,280 And when I say talk, you talk. 681 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,200 I promise you, there's no bigger shark down here than me. 682 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,280 I want more, then. 683 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,480 I want my mum to be British, on paper. 684 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,120 You can do that, right? 685 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,200 I can help, but you're going to have to earn it. 686 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,720 I just stood out in front of the Albanian massif with a gun 687 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,240 at my head and my flopper hanging out. 688 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,400 What else can I give you? 689 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,720 Hey. 690 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,800 You survived. 691 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,640 That's the hardest part. 692 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,600 Hello? 693 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,880 Excuse me, who's this? Why do you have my husband's phone? 694 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,600 I-I don't know your husband. 695 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,720 I found this in a taxi. 696 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,800 The driver looked shifty so I didn't want to leave it with him. 697 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,280 Oh, sorry... 698 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,920 Yeah, it's, erm, it's early. Can we do this later? 699 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,680 I'm sorry. 700 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,480 Sorry about the call. 701 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,320 It's not... 702 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,360 Well, I mean, it is, but... 703 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,920 Thanks for covering. 704 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,400 Oh, thanks. 705 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,000 Good luck with your wife. 706 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,520 We don't need to shake on it, mate. 707 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,080 Right. 708 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,600 That bloke was married? 709 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,080 - How long have you been up? - He has a wife. 710 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,920 Don't look at me like that. 711 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,800 It's not like he advertised it on his profile. 712 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,960 Holls, if there's one thing we both know for certain 713 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,040 it's that all men lie. 714 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,720 They sweat lies, they shit lies. 715 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,080 - Hmm. - If a man is talking, it's a lie. 716 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,920 Action 14! Action 14! Action 14! 717 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,680 I've got this genius system, you know. 718 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,640 I call the lady at the skip company 719 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,240 and she tells me whether they've been hired out by any car shops 720 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,960 or mechanics and that. 721 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,160 Bro, bro, come here! 722 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,320 Yes! As if! 723 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,560 - You see that, yeah? - Yeah. 724 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,120 That'll cost you 500 to fit in at a scrapyard, you know. 725 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,680 - Feel that. - Oh, it's heavy. 726 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,000 - It is, innit? - Yeah. 727 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,640 Let me get a picture. 728 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,360 Tilt it, bro. 729 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,720 All I'm getting is glare. 730 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,200 You're going to eat up my data. Why can't we use your phone? 731 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,160 I'm not supposed to use the internet, innit? 732 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,000 Tighten up the nuts and the bolts... 733 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,480 Hey, Akash. 734 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,680 You nicked me tools again? 735 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,600 No. What are you talking about? 736 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,800 I'm talking about me spanners. 737 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,560 And who's this young man? 738 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,720 My friend, Nas. 739 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,800 Hiya. I'm helping with the car. 740 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,960 If that jalopy ever gets running again, 741 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,800 you two lads can take me and his nan down t'boozer, can't you, eh? 742 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,520 So, what? 743 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,120 Your dad's a gora, then? 744 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:22,440 No way! 745 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,560 The old git's my mum's dad. 746 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,040 Kafir bastard. 747 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:30,840 Why are you so tense? 748 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,960 - Lean back. - I'm not tense. 749 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,480 The water's too hot. 750 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,880 Oh, you're always so fussy. 751 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,280 You always run the water too hot. 752 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,920 Kills the head lice. 753 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,840 You've been saying that same joke since I can remember. 754 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,600 So, what are you so worried about? 755 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,920 - Me? - Mm-hm. 756 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:48,880 Nothing. 757 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,800 This wedding. 758 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,080 Do her parents know you're Asian? 759 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,880 Well, they put my name on the seating chart. 760 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,560 If they ain't cracked the case by now, they're never going to. 761 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,040 You know, when I first came here, I went out with a gora. 762 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,360 A rugby player. 763 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,720 This one time, we met his mother. 764 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,960 I don't know why, I started speaking with a proper English accent. 765 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,680 "Ooh, hello, ma'am, your son is so splendid! 766 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,800 "Lovely weather we're having!" 767 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,960 So I had to just dump this rugby player 768 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,440 just to save myself from the bloody accent. 769 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,200 So you just be you, huh? 770 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,640 Let everybody at this wedding see. 771 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,200 My boy's a fucking superstar, hm? 772 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,360 Boom! 773 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,400 _ 774 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,680 You all right, love? She wants a word with you. 775 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,200 Mr Briggs? 776 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,240 Holly. We met the other day. 777 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,360 Yeah, I got your message. 778 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,440 If I had owt to say, I would have called you back. 779 00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,800 Right. 780 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,720 I was hoping we could talk for a minute, regarding Charlie. 781 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,160 Didn't I say? I got your message. 782 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,400 Have I upset you somehow? 783 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,800 You can tell Charlie, I ain't said nowt, I ain't done nowt. 784 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,400 I daren't even think nowt. 785 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,520 Right, well, I'm not here FOR Charlie, 786 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,800 but I am here ABOUT Charlie. 787 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,480 As he mentioned, we might be going into business together. 788 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,520 This is just due diligence. 789 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,640 Clearly you two have a long history. 790 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,680 Yeah, yeah, history all right, yeah. 791 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,960 I've done my time. 792 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,520 Five years, three months, 17 days. 793 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,040 And what life I've got left, I clawed together, 794 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,880 but that's the lot I got. 795 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,160 I'm grateful for it. 796 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,040 I'm not here to disturb that. 797 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,000 Well, then, you'll be on your way. 798 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,760 I noticed you drive a lorry now. 799 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,440 Must be nice, being on the road after a time inside. 800 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,800 Five years, three months, 17 days. 801 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,960 Does that count as a spent conviction? 802 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,680 Pretty sure anything above four years 803 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,680 you have to declare to your employer. Or am I wrong? 804 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,960 Mardy Charlie, huh? 805 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,360 One glimpse and I get back in quicksand again, huh? 806 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,880 There's no harm in answering a few questions. 807 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,720 Well, then, you don't know him, do you? 808 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,280 I'd steer a lifetime away from that man, if I were you. 809 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,360 There's some of God's creatures you don't see coming. 810 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,960 How's that? 811 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,760 No, it's too tight. 812 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,280 They're supposed to be tight. You don't want them flying off 813 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,160 when you're barrelling down on goal, do you? 814 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,920 - Where did you say her shin pads were? - They're already in the car. 815 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,480 Right, come on. 816 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,120 - I've got to take this. - Yeah, we'll be in the car. 817 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,520 This is Redwood Virtual Office, Orlando. 818 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,120 He's coming, he's coming. Just be a minute. 819 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,440 We have an incoming call for Charlie Goodman 820 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,280 - from... - It's Sharon. 821 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,960 To accept the call, press one. 822 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,040 To forward to voicemail... 823 00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,800 Hello, stranger. 824 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,960 Charlie, I'm confused. 825 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,840 How are you back in Florida already? 826 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,560 Have you spoken to Nigel? 827 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,000 Hey, listen. 828 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,240 I wasn't there for long. 829 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,920 - It was just a flying visit. - Oh, OK. 830 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,000 I barely had time to unpack, let alone make it up north. 831 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,080 Please can you turn on the hot air, Mum? 832 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,880 Sharon? 833 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,120 Charlie, you promised me when you're on this side 834 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,320 of the ocean, you're mine, 835 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,160 but if I hear you're in the country and not dropping in on the Legion, 836 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,440 how am I not going to be on the fucking warpath? 837 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,560 Are you there, Charlie? 838 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,560 Hello? 839 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,640 Mummy? 840 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,600 That woman said a bad word. 841 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,080 Yeah, it's just the radio. 842 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,480 Not losing you for another Saturday, are we? 843 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,320 Did I say anything about going in? 844 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,480 I've got a lot of money riding on this match. 845 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,160 Are you ready to win? 846 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,480 Go on! 847 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,320 Lovely. 848 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,240 Hello. Hello, honey. 849 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,960 Dad wants you to join his pub team, apparently. 850 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,240 Of course he does. 851 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,080 I'm a trivia machine. 852 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,280 The bar's empty. 853 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,840 Better make my move. 854 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,800 You can't still be nervous? 855 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,640 It's more your mum I'm wary of. 856 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,040 No lie, she was kind of giving me the vibe. 857 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,640 You're so full of shit. 858 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,080 You, me, next song. 859 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,160 Can I get a Jack and Coke? 860 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,680 Sorry about that, bruv. 861 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,960 I get it. 862 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,560 - I can't stand that shit, neither. - Won't get any better. 863 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,000 We'll be doing the Macarena by midnight! 864 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,840 Jack and Coke, if you don't mind. 865 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,560 Room stash. 866 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,840 12 years. 867 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,360 Don't be telling no-one, though. 868 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,960 Oh, no, no. Don't worry, bro. 869 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,960 That's for them, innit? 870 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,720 - Be easy, bruv. - Bless. 871 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,360 Here you are. Has she scored yet? 872 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,200 Um, she hit the ball once. 873 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,280 I don't think it went where she intended. 874 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400 She'll get better in the second half. 875 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,640 Yeah. 876 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,800 Who's Charlie? 877 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,320 Is that one of Lori's friends? 878 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,800 It's not a trick question, Gabe. 879 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,600 Why don't you answer it, then? 880 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,000 I heard it in the car. 881 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,440 Lori heard it. 882 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,280 I never ask you about who calls you 883 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,120 in the middle of the night, weekends. 884 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,040 I don't ask about where you go, who you see. 885 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,560 I know you can't talk about your work, 886 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,920 but there is one person, whenever they call you, 887 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,080 I can tell. 888 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,760 It shakes you. 889 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,920 Sets you off-kilter somehow. 890 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,360 I don't know, I can't put my finger on it. 891 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,120 At least I've got a name now. 892 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,160 Charlie. 893 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,360 It's just a name. 894 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,840 Doesn't mean anything. 895 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,000 It's the name I use to keep the unsavouries far from here, 896 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,560 from you and Lori. 897 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,200 But not too far. 898 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,680 Can I bum one? 899 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,480 - Thanks, bruv. - Cheers, bruv. 900 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,600 You must be psychic. 901 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,840 It's not even midnight. 902 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,040 Bruv, I've done a thousand weddings. 903 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,840 Someone's going to throw up, someone's going to fight, 904 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,040 someone's going to fuck, and everyone does the Macarena. 905 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,840 It's always the same shit. 906 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,680 All right. Tell me who's going to fuck. 907 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,760 All right. Him, pink tie, and, er, her, blue dress. 908 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,600 You sure about that? 909 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,200 - No doubt. - Why you saying that? 910 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,600 Posh girls all got a type. 911 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,160 Don't like me or you. They like that pussy-o. 912 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,840 That's funny, cos she's my girl. 913 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,360 - For real? - Hmm. 914 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,080 Oh, my bad, bruv. 915 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,320 Relax, bruv. You got your girl, it's all good. 916 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,440 Yeah, but I ain't saying it's all good. 917 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,520 You're talking about, she's going to get with someone else. 918 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,720 No, no. Say what you mean. 919 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,400 I already said it. You know I didn't mean it. 920 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,440 You meant it, it's OK. Say it. 921 00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,920 What the fuck is your problem? 922 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,040 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 923 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,280 Raza, stop! 924 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,000 - Come on! - What the hell are you doing?! 925 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,520 Raza, poor form, man! 926 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,760 What's come over you? 927 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:29,280 Get him some water. 928 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,200 - Charlotte! - Idiot! 929 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,840 Ugh, I'm so sorry. 930 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,480 This train is for Bank. The next station is Island Gardens. 931 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,920 When leaving the train, please take all your belongings with you. 932 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,320 Your ummi's had a chamomile. 933 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,480 She won't wake for elephants. 934 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,640 Sit down. 935 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,600 I need to sleep, Abu. 936 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,560 I'm beat. 937 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,600 Raza, love, do you know what you're getting yourself into? 938 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,200 Bed, hopefully. 939 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,400 What are you on about? 940 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,920 You, working for the police! 941 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,480 That's mental. 942 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,400 Where did you hear that? 943 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,560 I didn't hear it. 944 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,920 I seen the camera in your jacket, didn't I? 945 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,160 Whatever you're doing, you have to stop. 946 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,520 It's too dangerous. 947 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,320 What do you know about dangerous? 948 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,440 I'm your father. 949 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,720 I protect you. 950 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,600 I protect this whole family. 951 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,840 Since when? 952 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:31,920 Since...? 953 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,160 Since I cut your bloody umbilical cord, that's when! 954 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,480 - Smarty-arse! - You can have a round of applause, then. 955 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,720 I'm surprised they let you near a pair of scissors. 956 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,800 Or did you find the decency to put your beers down for two ticks 957 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,760 while your sons were born? 958 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,520 Fuck me, bruv. 959 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,080 I protect this family. 960 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,320 It's on me now. 961 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,920 Go back to sleep. 962 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,200 _