1 00:00:01,336 --> 00:00:04,576 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,643 --> 00:00:07,783 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:11,686 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:14,697 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:18,143 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:21,313 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:23,049 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:24,323 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:30,255 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:37,241 Ah, look at this, Peter, a new restaurant in town. 11 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,011 What a lightning bolt to the balls 12 00:00:39,111 --> 00:00:40,921 for a couple of schmoes like us, huh? 13 00:00:40,982 --> 00:00:44,322 I know, I can't believe Quahog finally got a His and Hers. 14 00:00:44,388 --> 00:00:45,788 Check it out: I can drink beer, 15 00:00:45,892 --> 00:00:47,562 watch sports, and play Pop-A-Shot 16 00:00:47,662 --> 00:00:49,432 right here at the table. 17 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:52,395 And I can drink wine and scroll through Bonnie's Facebook, 18 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:55,081 secretly enjoying that she has an ugly baby. 19 00:00:55,177 --> 00:00:57,107 Look at that thing's eyes. 20 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:59,924 You know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine. 21 00:00:59,987 --> 00:01:01,517 Hey, folks. We ready to order? 22 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,530 I think so. 23 00:01:02,626 --> 00:01:03,356 Shall I cover your ears 24 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,960 for your wife's menu questions? 25 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:06,400 That'd be great. 26 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,636 Yeah, are you able to do the salmon 27 00:01:08,771 --> 00:01:10,171 but without the dill cream? 28 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,410 Sorry, no substitutions. We're a dick restaurant. 29 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,320 Hmm. Then I'll have the fettuccine Alfredo. 30 00:01:16,419 --> 00:01:20,159 And my Instagram will have the watercress salad. 31 00:01:20,227 --> 00:01:20,957 And for you, sir? 32 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:22,832 How much is that tomahawk rib eye? 33 00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:24,603 -$85... - Kid's personal pan pizza. 34 00:01:24,703 --> 00:01:26,843 Great, and if you folks need anything else, 35 00:01:26,941 --> 00:01:29,081 I'll be invisible. 36 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,264 Remember this, Peter? Remember us? 37 00:01:35,324 --> 00:01:38,234 I do remember us. I miss us. 38 00:01:38,296 --> 00:01:41,796 When we get home, let's do it so loud, the kids wake up. 39 00:01:41,904 --> 00:01:45,514 Yeah, let's do it on the couch where we all gather as a family 40 00:01:45,612 --> 00:01:47,412 and watch television. 41 00:01:47,481 --> 00:01:49,851 Family Guy is brought to you by Parent Sex. 42 00:01:49,953 --> 00:01:51,623 Parent Sex: It happens in rooms 43 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,460 that you hang out in and watch TV. 44 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:55,727 Maybe even right there where you're sitting now. 45 00:01:55,832 --> 00:01:57,702 Pretty gross, right? 46 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,857 Gentlemen, we have work to do. 47 00:02:29,165 --> 00:02:31,135 Son of a bitch. 48 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:34,375 Just when I'm onto something good, really good. 49 00:02:35,578 --> 00:02:37,348 Hey, what the hell's going on out here? 50 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,948 You got a permit, pal? Huh? 51 00:02:39,018 --> 00:02:40,248 Hey, guys, I'll be right back. 52 00:02:40,387 --> 00:02:42,627 I'm just gonna toss this dog a beating real quick. 53 00:02:42,726 --> 00:02:43,426 Wait, what? 54 00:02:43,527 --> 00:02:45,297 Easy there, Gussy, I know this guy. 55 00:02:45,364 --> 00:02:46,774 Why don't you go get yourself a sandwich? 56 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,814 Can-can I leave the wrappers in the bushes? 57 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,940 All right, you can leave the wrappers in the bushes. 58 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:53,851 Guys, he said we can. 59 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:56,090 Stewie, what's happening? 60 00:02:56,185 --> 00:02:58,285 I'm trying to write, and all I hear is banging. 61 00:02:58,356 --> 00:02:59,186 Oh, yeah, check it out. 62 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:01,695 I'm having these guys put up a tree house. 63 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:06,941 Sort of like a man cave/dance studio kind of deal. 64 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:09,407 Why don't you stop by later and I'll give you the tour? 65 00:03:09,513 --> 00:03:11,853 - Tell Chris, too. - Sure, I'm free. 66 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:15,087 - Is that Lois's sweater? - Cardigans are unisex. 67 00:03:18,096 --> 00:03:20,296 So, Loey, how was the big date night? 68 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,570 Wonderful date night. Great, great, great. 69 00:03:22,672 --> 00:03:25,652 Yeah, I'm still not... not completely sold on "Loey." 70 00:03:25,712 --> 00:03:28,182 : So, tell us, tell us... 71 00:03:28,316 --> 00:03:31,486 after you had dinner, how was the pork? 72 00:03:34,696 --> 00:03:35,696 Who is this bitch? 73 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:39,168 Uh, it was good. Yeah, it was really nice. 74 00:03:39,238 --> 00:03:41,208 Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy. 75 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:45,519 Oh, classic Loey trying to dodge the question. 76 00:03:45,585 --> 00:03:47,785 Seriously, who is this froggy little bitch? 77 00:03:47,922 --> 00:03:49,022 How come she's sitting with us? 78 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:52,495 Now, about the sex, though, I just... how do I put this? 79 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,942 Let's just say Peter doesn't always... 80 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:57,783 Munchausen my proxy. 81 00:03:57,842 --> 00:03:58,642 What do you mean? 82 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:01,584 Well, he doesn't always go to Australia. 83 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:04,820 You know, the land down under. 84 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:06,190 Oh... 85 00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:08,455 He's just never liked it. I don't know. 86 00:04:08,531 --> 00:04:10,301 I-I guess it's not a requirement, 87 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:13,067 but, yeah, I do like having the option. 88 00:04:13,139 --> 00:04:15,379 You know, Joe and I went to a sex therapist 89 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:16,777 after his accident. 90 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:18,117 She really helped us, 91 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:20,253 turned him into a real spelunker. 92 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,390 I'm sorry. 93 00:04:21,523 --> 00:04:23,663 The six-year-old birthday party has asked if you could... 94 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,704 : keep your voices down. 95 00:04:39,391 --> 00:04:41,031 Oh, there they are. 96 00:04:41,095 --> 00:04:42,095 The boys. 97 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:44,104 - Come on in, fellas. - Dang, Stewie. 98 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,871 This is a legit little pad you got here. 99 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,509 Yeah, that one spot creaks a little. 100 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:52,419 - I might have them look at it. - Oh, I-I didn't even notice. 101 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:54,564 So, yeah, you know, pretty self-explanatory. 102 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:57,833 Couch, plasma, kind of a little office nook over there. 103 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:58,996 And... 104 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,935 - Hey-yo! - Boom. 105 00:05:03,006 --> 00:05:06,506 Photo booth with props, if anyone's feeling sassy. 106 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:09,220 Eh? Eh? 107 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:11,585 Um, yes. Yes. 108 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,930 But, uh, do you mind if we take a rain check? 109 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:16,474 I got to take Chris to baseball in like five minutes. 110 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:17,643 Well, come by later. 111 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:19,272 Maybe we can watch a movie or something. 112 00:05:19,371 --> 00:05:21,741 Wow, that's super generous of you, Stewie. 113 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:23,510 This place is dope. 114 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:32,156 You see that, Rupert, they like it. 115 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:36,607 This place might just be my masterpiece. 116 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:39,676 Okay, wow. 117 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:42,246 What... the hell... was that? 118 00:05:42,317 --> 00:05:44,187 So we're on the same page? 119 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:45,958 I thought I was nuts. 120 00:05:46,025 --> 00:05:49,125 - Brutal, right? - Oh, brutal. 121 00:05:49,164 --> 00:05:51,704 I have no idea what he's going for up there. 122 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:55,080 That's the thing. I don't think he does either. 123 00:05:56,813 --> 00:05:59,653 I'm sorry, he wants us to come watch a movie up there? 124 00:05:59,753 --> 00:06:01,623 : On a Vizio? 125 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,490 Oh, is that what he was saying? 126 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:06,001 I couldn't hear a word over those floorboards creaking. 127 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,895 Oh, my God. Creak City. 128 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:11,482 Poor guy. Just has no idea. And, like, nothing to eat? 129 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,413 Like, dude, go to Costco, 130 00:06:13,479 --> 00:06:15,479 grab some of those frozen quiches. 131 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,345 It's not like he didn't know we were coming. 132 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:20,564 Oh, poor Stewie. what are you gonna do? 133 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:21,858 I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do. 134 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,374 A photo shoot with a top hat and a boa. 135 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:33,949 So, Peter... 136 00:06:34,054 --> 00:06:36,834 Oh, big surprise. Take her side, why don't you? 137 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:40,497 Peter, let's take a breath. We're just here to talk. 138 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,001 So, Lois tells me 139 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:45,110 you don't like doing everything in the bedroom. 140 00:06:48,483 --> 00:06:50,663 Listen, if he's too shy to talk about this, 141 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:53,085 we could always try hypnosis. 142 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:54,629 Oh, how would that work? 143 00:06:54,696 --> 00:06:57,396 Well, we get him in a very relaxed state, 144 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:59,542 and I give him what's called a "trigger phrase." 145 00:06:59,606 --> 00:07:00,936 It's essentially training the brain 146 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:04,075 to behave a certain way every time he hears it. 147 00:07:04,181 --> 00:07:05,251 You can do that? 148 00:07:05,317 --> 00:07:07,517 Just kind of make me zone out during? 149 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:09,258 That's the idea, yeah. 150 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:10,955 Whenever you hear the trigger phrase, 151 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:13,672 you just imagine yourself sitting on a beach, 152 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,341 eating an ice cream cone. 153 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:16,613 I don't hate that. 154 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:19,007 Go ahead and close your eyes for me. 155 00:07:19,078 --> 00:07:22,518 Try to relax. We are now in a tranquil place. 156 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:27,362 Leaving the cares and concerns of the physical world behind. 157 00:07:27,427 --> 00:07:28,657 Peter, 158 00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:31,301 we are now in our suspended state. 159 00:07:31,435 --> 00:07:34,135 And from now on, whenever you hear the words... 160 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,448 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 161 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:38,446 Sorry, I get push notifications 162 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,620 whenever Chrissy Teigen cyberbullies a nobody. 163 00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:42,018 What was that phrase again? 164 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:45,100 Vanilla ice cream. 165 00:07:45,196 --> 00:07:46,666 Huh, anything? 166 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:47,873 Um... 167 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,535 My elbows are itchy? 168 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:52,009 : Oh, well, we tried. 169 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:52,977 Sorry, Lois. 170 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:55,992 I guess I'll just go make some sad spaghetti. 171 00:07:57,321 --> 00:07:59,561 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 172 00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:05,908 Corazón. 173 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:33,890 Peter, last night was amazing. 174 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:35,901 Oh, when I farted the Pledge of Allegiance? 175 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:36,928 Yeah, I tell you, 176 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:39,367 things got a little dicey there on "indivisible." 177 00:08:39,471 --> 00:08:41,111 You really don't remember? 178 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,348 Wow, that hypnosis works. 179 00:08:43,446 --> 00:08:45,016 Well, I got to get in the shower. 180 00:08:45,116 --> 00:08:47,986 You know, 'cause of that "indivisible" part. 181 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:50,659 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 182 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:57,538 I'm just gonna go ahead and save this song on my phone. 183 00:08:57,642 --> 00:08:59,752 Mom, what's for breakfast? 184 00:08:59,813 --> 00:09:01,653 Shut up, you little turd! 185 00:09:01,683 --> 00:09:03,693 Parent Sex. When your mom yells at you 186 00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:06,094 through a closed door, that's why. 187 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,643 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 188 00:09:11,737 --> 00:09:13,607 Wow, Mom and Dad have sure been watching 189 00:09:13,674 --> 00:09:15,514 a lot of entertainment television. 190 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:17,081 Yahtzee! 191 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:20,087 And apparently found their way to the game closet. 192 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,290 Good morning, everyone. Who's hungry? 193 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:26,669 Hey, Dad, are you still okay to bring me to Boy Scouts? 194 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,503 Oh, no, is that today? 195 00:09:28,604 --> 00:09:30,374 I was hoping to get a little golf in. 196 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,240 I'll tell you what, I'll take Chris. 197 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,120 - You go have fun. - What, really? 198 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,716 Yeah, no biggie. 199 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:39,560 Just don't forget we have dinner at my parents' house later. 200 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,486 Aw, sweet. 201 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:42,701 I can't wait to spread ten minutes of fun 202 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,672 over five hours. 203 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:46,769 Boy, you two seem like you're getting along well 204 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,740 these days. 205 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:50,675 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, just... 206 00:09:50,781 --> 00:09:53,551 You don't often give him a whole Saturday to go play golf. 207 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:56,694 Oh, yeah, is that my idiot dog's opinion? 208 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,703 I-I'm not... I'm not an idiot. 209 00:09:58,764 --> 00:09:59,904 Well, you might not know this 210 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,599 because of the idiot thing, Brian, 211 00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:04,173 but marriage is about give and take. 212 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:07,011 If my husband wants to go play golf, he plays golf. 213 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,220 I keep him happy, he keeps me happy. 214 00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:12,729 I'm not an idiot. 215 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:13,585 In fact, I would say... 216 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:16,527 I would say I'm very smart for a dog. 217 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,840 All right, I'm off. 218 00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,569 Thanks again for letting me do this, Lois. 219 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,079 Oh, before you go, can I... 220 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,582 Can I just talk to you upstairs for one minute? 221 00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:25,887 Just... I-I want to ask you something. 222 00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:27,856 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 223 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:31,002 Go fish. 224 00:10:34,736 --> 00:10:37,366 Hey, Stewie, you said you wanted us to see... 225 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,940 Whoa, what happened in here? 226 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:46,889 Okay. Okay, now we're talking. 227 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:50,473 - Stewie, this is incredible. - Oh, yeah, you like? 228 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,344 The old place just didn't really... 229 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:53,907 didn't have much of a vibe, you know? 230 00:10:53,941 --> 00:10:56,911 Well, it sure as hell has a vibe now. 231 00:10:56,947 --> 00:11:00,217 Yup, there he is. Nolan Ryan. 232 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,860 Von Ryan's Express. Eh? 233 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:04,755 Oh, I happened to be over at Costco today 234 00:11:04,796 --> 00:11:06,626 and I grabbed some of these quiches. 235 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,900 You guys ever try these? 236 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:11,482 Ooh, very cool. Love these things. 237 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,213 Gracias, Stewie. 238 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:18,886 Yeah, so, you know, added a little workout area. 239 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:21,397 Oh, I got that creak taken care of, too. 240 00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,032 See? Nothing. 241 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,269 Wait, that's not the same TV, right? 242 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,266 Good eye. 243 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:27,438 Yeah, I looked up Vizios 244 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:28,808 and realized they're kind of crap. 245 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:30,947 Ended up going with the Sony. 246 00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:33,345 Excellent choice going with the Sony. 247 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:34,689 Can't go wrong there. 248 00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:36,056 Well, congratulations, Stewie. 249 00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,258 You officially have a kick-ass man cave. 250 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,302 I mean, don't get me wrong, it was great before. 251 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,540 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 252 00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:44,513 But this is, I mean, this is a man cave. 253 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:47,376 Agree. You know who would love this? 254 00:11:47,447 --> 00:11:48,547 Eric. 255 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,887 Oh, yeah, this is right up Eric's alley. 256 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,927 I mean, would-would you mind if we brought a buddy? 257 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,761 Yeah. Bring Eric, bring whoever. 258 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:58,071 Eric'll love Stewie, don't you think? 259 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,935 Totally. How have they never met? 260 00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:03,106 A wrong that will soon be righted, my friend. 261 00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:05,179 All right, Stewie, we'll see you later. 262 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,193 Yeah, yeah. 263 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,315 See you guys in a bit. 264 00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:09,187 Peace, brah. 265 00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:15,068 Wow, it's all so cliché. 266 00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:17,066 Cliché and just desperate. 267 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:20,510 Literally not one thing about that place says "Stewie." 268 00:12:20,581 --> 00:12:21,521 It's like he googled 269 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,553 "man cave" and said, "That." 270 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:24,960 I mean, Nolan Ryan? 271 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,363 Oh, I know, I know. 272 00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,597 He really solved the TV problem, huh? 273 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:32,269 Everybody knows LG is the way to go. 274 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,710 But what does Consumer Reports know, right? 275 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:37,245 I wouldn't bring Eric 276 00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:39,794 within a hundred yards of that place. 277 00:12:39,852 --> 00:12:41,692 Eric would be miserable up there. 278 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:44,256 I could see him punching Stewie. 279 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,404 That's it. Fool me once, shame on me. 280 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,207 Fool me twice... you have to die. 281 00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:51,243 Not to nitpick, 282 00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:54,582 but those weren't even the right frozen quiches. 283 00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:55,752 Yeah, not great. 284 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,218 I spit mine out in a napkin 285 00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:59,117 and put it in his "workout area." 286 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,631 Well, I think we know he won't find it in there. 287 00:13:07,642 --> 00:13:11,322 I'm sorry your mother won't be coming downstairs for dinner. 288 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,385 I know, that damn sciatica. 289 00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,192 You know, she's got to go see a doctor. 290 00:13:15,289 --> 00:13:16,889 The kids really wanted to be here, 291 00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:19,973 but they're watching strangers play video games on Twitch. 292 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:24,036 Lois, would you be a dear and make a plate for me? 293 00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:26,011 Peter, I'm gonna open a bottle of wine. 294 00:13:26,078 --> 00:13:28,348 Do you mind making a plate and bringing it up for Mommy? 295 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,986 Yeah, I can do that. Maybe open a couple bottles. 296 00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:33,555 Oh, oh, why? Did you, did you bring one? 297 00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,897 I didn't. But you always say... 298 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:38,174 Well, you typically say, "Help yourself." 299 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,365 One bottle ought to be plenty. 300 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,150 Hey, Babs, 301 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:47,886 I got something I think'll make you feel better. 302 00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:53,198 Sounds like a hippo clomping around up there. 303 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,665 Ugh, I feel so sorry for Mommy. 304 00:13:55,738 --> 00:13:56,668 Don't worry about your mother. 305 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,910 She's got her celebrity news programs up there 306 00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:02,277 - keeping her company. - Yeah, right. 307 00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,431 Wait, celebrity news? What time is it? 308 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,400 Just about 7:30. Why? 309 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,071 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 310 00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:12,705 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 311 00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:16,783 Peter, no! 312 00:14:16,846 --> 00:14:17,916 Peter! 313 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,116 Peter! 314 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,058 Peter! 315 00:14:24,595 --> 00:14:25,595 Peter! 316 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,810 Peter...! 317 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:39,627 Ah... 318 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,805 -♪ Just eat it ♪ -♪ Eat it ♪ 319 00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:22,876 -♪ Just eat it ♪ -♪ Eat... ♪ 320 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,201 Stewie, you here? 321 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:38,244 Got your text, so let's see that "best tennis ball ever." 322 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,351 Hey. 323 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,122 Didn't hear you guys come in. 324 00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,129 Stewie. 325 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:48,458 Hey, we were just saying how cozy it feels in here. 326 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:52,143 Yeah, Brian used the term "lived-in," and I totally agree. 327 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:54,713 There's just this real welcoming vibe... 328 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:55,939 Right. Oh, good. 329 00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,924 Welcoming is exactly what I was going for. 330 00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,189 Wh-What the hell, Stewie? 331 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:04,389 What the hell was that ab...? 332 00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:09,909 You two think I don't know what's going on? 333 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,509 I've heard every word you two said about me 334 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,281 and about my man cave. 335 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:16,847 So... you know how much we love it. 336 00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:18,823 Ow! And for no reason! 337 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:21,604 I bought a thousand of these frozen quiches. 338 00:16:21,663 --> 00:16:26,613 And you two are gonna eat every... last... one of them. 339 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,975 There you go. Good boy. 340 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,376 Those aren't the... 341 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,948 They're not the chicken sausage ones again, are they? 342 00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:36,194 They are the chicken sausage. 343 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:39,731 Do, um, do you mind if I get a glass of water, then? 344 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,269 I just, um... 345 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,505 I just found them a little dry, is all. 346 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:44,473 Oh, were they dry? 347 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,905 You know, for my taste they were a little... 348 00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:22,417 Hey, Stewie, come on. Let us out of here. 349 00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,423 Stewie? 350 00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:25,693 Chris, now's our chance. We got to get out of here. 351 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,014 Heading somewhere? 352 00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:34,612 Stewie. 353 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:35,739 No. No. 354 00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:37,721 My own brother. 355 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:40,121 My so-called best friend. 356 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:41,286 I trusted you. 357 00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,425 I invited you into my man cave, 358 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:46,426 and all you did was humiliate me. 359 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,773 Stewie, no. Please don't kill me. 360 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:53,049 Wait. Did, did, did you make that? 361 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,045 What? Of course I did. Why? 362 00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,149 Wow. No, it's just-- 363 00:17:57,220 --> 00:18:00,030 I-I just don't know how you're able to make 364 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:02,496 such cool weapons at your age. 365 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:05,768 Wow, that is really well-made. Holy crap. 366 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,244 Do you have any others? 367 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,010 - Yeah, of course I have more. - Are you serious? 368 00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:12,352 Yeah, I have like a hundred-- Wait a minute. 369 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:14,817 You're not gonna win me over with flattery. 370 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,110 Is there... is there anything else you like about it? 371 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,935 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, 372 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,451 ch-check out how sturdy the sight bridge is. 373 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,323 First thing I noticed, too, Chris. 374 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,016 And, of course, the cocking stirrup. 375 00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,056 Yeah, very pretty. 376 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,070 Barnett makes a hell of a bow, but this is probably 377 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,196 one of the nicest ones I've ever seen. 378 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:42,680 Anyway, Stewie, you can go ahead and kill us now. 379 00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:49,492 Listen, if you guys want, 380 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,025 I suppose I could show you how to make one. 381 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,600 You'd do that? Even after everything we-- 382 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,739 even after everything Chris said? 383 00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:01,279 Of course I will. I love you guys. 384 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,118 We love you, too, Stewie. 385 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,518 Listen, go clean yourselves up. I'm around. 386 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,697 Just come by whenever, and I'll show you. 387 00:19:07,795 --> 00:19:08,855 Thank you, Stewie. 388 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:10,133 Do you do parties here? 389 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,402 Because this is, like, a good event space. 390 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,238 Eric is turning 50 next month, 391 00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,007 and we still don't have the venue. 392 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,151 I think we do now. 393 00:19:17,246 --> 00:19:18,516 I'll put together a menu. 394 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,953 Any dietary restrictions I should know? 395 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:23,031 He says he's on a seafood diet. 396 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,795 He sees food, then he eats it. 397 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,411 I got to meet this guy. He sounds like a nut. 398 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:40,594 Well, you know, Rupert, I think the lesson here 399 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,830 is that maybe I shouldn't be so concerned 400 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,271 with what other people think. 401 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,040 I should trust my instincts and be myself... 402 00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,353 Oh, I can't believe he bought it. 403 00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:54,023 Like we would ever do Eric's nifty fifty up there. 404 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:57,927 And the table assignment card station would be where exactly? 405 00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,595 And that crossbow? 406 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,465 I mean, a Barnett is like, I don't know, 407 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,709 Thor's hammer compared to that thing. 408 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,480 When you pointed out the cocking stirrup-- 409 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,277 I mean, if you can call that one-- 410 00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:08,446 I thought I was gonna lose it. 411 00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:10,046 Oh, I know. If you're gonna... 412 00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:13,562 Oh, oh. Hey, there he is, David Cross. 413 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:16,466 Riddick Bowe. The Crossbow Kid. 414 00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:20,212 Stewie... Come on, Stewie. 415 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,206 Hey, Stewie. 416 00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,048 Sorry, I couldn't find a shirt or a bra, 417 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,956 so I figured I'd just let 'em flop around the hallway... 418 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,259 Mom! Stewie shot himself. 419 00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,297 There you go. 420 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,439 Get it all out. 421 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:56,746 Hey, guys. 422 00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:59,686 -♪ Extra, extra. ♪ - Peter, no. 423 00:20:59,752 --> 00:21:01,762 No, no, no, no!