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(happy music,
French singing)

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(speak French)

3
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(song continues)

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(engine rattle)

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(man) Oh, là, là.

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(swears in French)

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(suspenseful music)

8
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Damn.

9
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In the newspaper
call us

10
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the beautiful one
and the beast.

11
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Huh?

12
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I can do that
don't understand.

13
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So ugly
you're not at all.

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Oh.

15
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Oh.

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(dynamic music)

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(Girl) Doctor Proctor?

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(buzz of voices)

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Shh!

20
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Shh!

21
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Well, I could by chance
one of you betrayed,

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who is that there?

23
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(sighs)

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(man) Nobody? Nobody?
Once again you have no idea.

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(boy) Oh!

26
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- Bull.
- Yes, captain?

27
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How can I serve you,
my great teacher and thinker,

28
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Chieftain of pure knowledge?

29
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Who do you think

30
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the artist has here
set a monument, you gnome?

31
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Hmm, do I need to know them?

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- This is a woman, right?
- Yes, a woman.

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- Very well recognized. Yes, what next?
- Hmm?

34
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You never have
Heard of Joan of Arc?

35
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- The cancan dancer?
- (everyone giggles)

36
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No, that would be new to me now.

37
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Did she invent the fire extinguisher?

38
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She freed the French
from the English

39
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and became France's national heroine.

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- I love stories with happy endings.
- Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that.

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She was convicted of witchcraft
sentenced to death.

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They organized a party,

43
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piled up firewood
and set it on fire.

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A wonderful pyre.

45
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- Then the prince came and saved her.
- (everyone giggles)

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Does anyone see a prince here?
No, Jeanne was burned.

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Alive
in 1431 in Rouen.

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She was only 19.
Not a nice ending.

49
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- She looks older.
- People used to be uglier.

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Even uglier than you two.

51
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They didn't wash.
They smelled terrible.

52
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(sighs)

53
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Well, that's it.
Let's move on.

54
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- No wonder she's dead.
- Why do you say that?

55
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You just become a hero
if you die first.

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(Bull) Yes, Lise,
a prince should have saved her.

57
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I would have done it.
You have to do everything for love.

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(Lise) Yes, absolutely everything.

59
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- Doctor Proctor writes from Paris.
- Finally. Is he okay?

60
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How is the weather? Where does he live?
Was he on the Eiffel Tower?

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Hopefully he doesn't eat snails.

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Has he found his childhood love?

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- Let's read it.
- Great idea.

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(Bull) "Esil and Ellub."

65
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Lise and Bulle backwards.

66
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But the postmark is from 1969.

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(Lise) Funny card.

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Something's not right.

69
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You see, he made a mistake.

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- "Read UDB."
- No, do you see the arrow?

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"Read UDB."
The arrow points to the mark.

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Stop!

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If I'm right,
the rest is under the stamp.

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- Bravo, cop.
- Thank you very much.

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(whistling)

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"SOS, dear friends.
I need your help.

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Put the postcard,
that I have treated

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to shine through the lamp.

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Further instructions to follow."

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(dynamic music)

81
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Well, you'll be amazed.

82
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This is Doctor Proctors
new invention.

83
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The postcard hologram machine.

84
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But unfortunately I'm stuck
in time, time...

85
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- Are you where?
- At the time.

86
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I went away, away,
to find my true love.

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Juliette Margarin from Monte Crispo.

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(unintelligible sounds)

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That was easy.
Then there were problems.

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It's easy for me
the time soap ran out, gone.

91
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So please bring me this bottle.
The ones there, there, there.

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At the
inventions that have not yet been patented

93
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you will find French nose clips.

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Exactly in this drawer.

95
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Oh!

96
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Take it to the inn
"French fries" to Paris.

97
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you get money,
if you sell the stamp.

98
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And to a certain Raspa
from the watch shop in town.

99
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:23,451
Don't say where you got the mark from
and where the journey goes.

100
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Well, you got it, cop, cop?

101
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Yes, not a word.

102
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As soon as you get here,
I'll explain everything to you, everything.

103
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Especially that
with the dangerous Claude Cliché.

104
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(alert)

105
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(alarm silenced)

106
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- Really close.
- Mmm.

107
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- And what do we do now?
- Well, what?

108
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You heard it.
We are traveling to Paris.

109
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- Oh well.
- Well, what?

110
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We have to ask our parents.

111
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Seriously?

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(imitates father) “Professor Proctor
stuck in time?

113
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Then go to him quickly."

114
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- Do you think they'll let us go?
- Probably not.

115
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But if we don't help him,
who then?

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We believe him.

117
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:36,193
And we know that...

118
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That friends stick together.

119
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And that one plus one plus one
is more than three.

120
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Much more.

121
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"Doctor Proctor's time soap."

122
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What is that?

123
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If you travel,
you need the three Ps.

124
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,514
Passport, wallet and...

125
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:11,679
- Pupsonaut powder.
- No, cop, that's dangerous.

126
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:16,438
No, that's just what you say
because girls don't fart.

127
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Extra gas is never a bad thing.
To Paris!

128
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,277
Where do you want to go?

129
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To mountains,
to Anna, who has moved away.

130
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,160
Anna? Hmm.

131
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Bergen is a piece of cake
compared to Paris for example.

132
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,707
No, Paris would be completely insane.

133
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,921
- Then we book the flight?
- Hmm?

134
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,004
I mean the bus to Bergen.

135
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- Which is very far away from Paris.
- Yes, very far.

136
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Okay, you can drive.

137
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Come on, get your cannons in position!
Don't set my kitchen on fire.

138
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,729
- What?
-Paris. We save Doctor Proctor.

139
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,150
-Paris?
- Yes.

140
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,913
Very good,
There is duty free on the plane.

141
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,665
I write down what I need.

142
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:17,662
Especially cigarettes.
The brand doesn't matter.

143
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,956
Uh, you, mom?

144
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,375
I'm still a child.

145
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,003
(imitates bull)
Mom, I am a child.

146
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:31,055
Say you're a dwarf.
Three bars, coffee liqueur, tequila.

147
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,428
Better four rods.

148
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:44,022
- Here we are supposed to sell the brand.
- It can't be difficult.

149
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,927
(mysterious music)

150
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,349
(wing flap)

151
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,580
(clock ticking)

152
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,646
(loud squeaking)

153
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,604
(menacing music)

154
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,414
What do you want here?

155
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,375
- Get out!
- Good day.

156
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,162
My name is Bull.
What do you say to that?

157
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:30,002
Do you only sell old watches here?

158
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,681
Some say time stands still.

159
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,934
- Maybe she will.
- But...

160
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,642
Some believe
time is a calm river.

161
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,432
But everything is happening at the same time.

162
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:47,403
Now and here.
Over and over again.

163
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,155
I don't have time for you.

164
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:55,779
Stop! When time stands still,
You have all the time in the world.

165
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,494
You should
view this stamp.

166
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,789
Here.

167
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,376
Oh, La Baguette.

168
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,923
The stamp is from 1969.
Where did you get those?

169
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,893
(moans)

170
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,826
- Was it in soapy water?
- No.

171
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,217
I buy them.
How much?

172
00:16:56,390 --> 00:17:00,430
- For plane tickets... Ow!
- Friendship Prize. 4000.

173
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,055
4000? Friendship Award?

174
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,774
Yes, otherwise it costs twice as much.

175
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,904
- Pay the friendship price.
- Okay.

176
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,109
(cash register rings)

177
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,830
And where is the journey going?

178
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,790
Paris... Ow!

179
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,915
Neither France nor Paris.
It stinks too much...

180
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,755
Bathing? With soap in the tub?

181
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,464
Another tip for the trip.

182
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:46,097
Only death
can change the course of history.

183
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,733
Just death?

184
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,403
History is set in stone.

185
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,192
Only those who are ready to die
can change it.

186
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,534
(laughs loudly)

187
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,130
(French announcement)

188
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:15,589
Look, these are from 50 years ago
landed on the moon.

189
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,217
This is even cooler than flying.

190
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,681
Oh, Lise!
Do you see? We have to go there.

191
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:35,692
(reads in English)

192
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,691
(reads in English)

193
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:44,288
We have to look at that.
Well, while we're there.

194
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:49,160
- And what about the doctor?
- We'll save him afterwards.

195
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,708
(French announcement)

196
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,797
(dramatic music)

197
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,651
(speaks French)

198
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:20,696
- Um, guesthouse "Zur potato"?
- To the potato?

199
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,369
Um, fried potato.

200
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:30,076
- Um, pension... sweet potato.
- (Taxi driver) Non, non.

201
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,545
- Potato sack.
- (taxi driver groans)

202
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,707
-French fries.
- French fries!

203
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,675
La Pension de French Fries!

204
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,036
(menacing music)

205
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,458
(speaks French)

206
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,969
- (speaks French)
-Hi.

207
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,603
(speaks French)

208
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,357
Why are you shaking your head?

209
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,941
She asks
whether we speak French.

210
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,653
Doctor Proctor?

211
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,995
(speaks French)

212
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,086
(speaks French)

213
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,086
(speaks French)

214
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,794
(Concierge sighs)

215
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:08,557
She wants to know
whether we can put our fist in our mouth.

216
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:18,479
- She asks if we are hungry.
- Oh yes.

217
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,773
No thanks.
We're looking for Doctor Proctor.

218
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:27,568
(speaks French)

219
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:32,073
(speaks French)

220
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,828
(speaks French)

221
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,375
(speaks French)

222
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,050
- (speaks French)
- You know French?

223
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,176
(speaks French)

224
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,927
Huh?

225
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,017
Here.

226
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:00,650
The professor was brilliant, I said.

227
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:04,234
With the brackets you understand
and do you speak French.

228
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,777
- Great, right?
- Yes.

229
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,615
The doctor has disappeared
but we can live here.

230
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,411
Thank you very much, very kind of you.

231
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:20,170
Now you both can
suddenly French.

232
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,541
Proctor has lived there for 40 years
same room.

233
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,011
- Up the stairs and then left.
- Thanks.

234
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,222
(phone rings)
Thank you very much.

235
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,388
(phone rings)
Oh!

236
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,353
(speaks French)

237
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:23,771
Proctor's drawings.
What is that supposed to be?

238
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,896
Ah, now a hot bath, great!

239
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:39,165
Uh, don't worry.
I never bathe completely naked.

240
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,299
June 18, 1815, Waterloo.

241
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,683
Like my twin.

242
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,556
(loud squeaking)

243
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,900
What was that?

244
00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:10,442
Come on.

245
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,209
(there is a knock)

246
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,668
(suspenseful music)

247
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,684
Ooh.

248
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:50,404
- You're here.
- Juliette Margarin.

249
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,649
- Juliette Margarin.
- Yes, that's right.

250
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:58,370
- You can remove the clip.
- You can speak German?

251
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,488
Naturally.

252
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,910
Viktor and I were then
Day and night together.

253
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,579
And you learned German?

254
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,965
No, uh, oui, um...

255
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:17,223
You know
the one with the flower and the bee.

256
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:20,592
So how should I say?

257
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:24,809
I was the flower and Viktor was the...

258
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:29,522
I didn't even know
that the doctor's name is Viktor.

259
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,565
(blows)
Okay.

260
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,030
Doctor Viktor Proctor?

261
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:38,277
Oui, Viktor Proctor.
Viktor Proctor. Victor.

262
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,873
- You resemble Joan of Arc.
- I didn't know that yet.

263
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:51,381
Maybe it is
on the sunglasses. Thank you.

264
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,295
(bang)

265
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,974
It's good that you're here.
Then the card arrived?

266
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:08,231
Where is Proctor?
Have you seen each other?

267
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,518
Oui, it was just a few days ago.

268
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,697
(Juliette) <i>A few days ago.</i>

269
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:28,326
<i>It was
as if the 40 years had never passed.</i>

270
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,712
<i>As if it were yesterday,</i>

271
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,832
<i>that we
got to know and love.</i>

272
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,056
(he sighs)

273
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,601
It was like back then.

274
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,487
(rattling film reel)

275
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,283
(quiet trumpet music)

276
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,168
(hectic music)

277
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,847
(dramatic music)

278
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:38,063
My dad didn't seem to care about my happiness.

279
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,484
He wanted a rich son-in-law
like Claude Cliché.

280
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:48,783
A villain, but extremely rich
extremely elastic bushing carrier.

281
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:53,287
But my Viktor had a plan.

282
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:57,416
I know
how we can be together.

283
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,256
- And my father?
- I'll take care of that.

284
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,013
(speaks French)

285
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,396
(splashing)

286
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,935
The time bathtub.

287
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:19,234
- Time... What kind of thing?
- That's exactly what I said.

288
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,276
Time... What kind of thing?

289
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,571
He constructed a time bathtub.

290
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:28,037
With that you could
travel into the past.

291
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,872
You travel through time.

292
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,957
So he traveled to 1969,

293
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:35,329
about my wedding to Claude
to prevent.

294
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,581
I'm stopping the wedding.

295
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,548
That went wrong.

296
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,756
He can't go back without time soap.

297
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:46,298
Therefore you have to him
bring the soap.

298
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,593
- You brought them with you?
- Yes.

299
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,679
(hiss)

300
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,351
Come on, we don't have time.

301
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,397
Bull, you here.
Read to the other side.

302
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,236
Let's go, okay?

303
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,203
(beeping)

304
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,126
Wow!

305
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,927
(Juliette) Foam is the most important thing.

306
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,059
Wow.

307
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:38,399
Sit on the edge.

308
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:43,605
Think about the place
Les Grandes Eglises Paris.

309
00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:47,859
- July 4, 1969.
- July 4, 1969, okay.

310
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,908
Hold on tight and go underwater.

311
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,198
You'll be there a little later.

312
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,789
(banging on the door)

313
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,124
(banging on the door)

314
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,883
So go ahead, hold on tight.

315
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,756
Don't let go.

316
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,430
(shakes the door)

317
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,512
Now get down.

318
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,907
-Oh.
- Wow.

319
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,157
(cop screams)

320
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,537
Bull!

321
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,843
(they speak French)

322
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,106
(Lise) Bull.

323
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:08,064
(bang)
(waiter speaks French)

324
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,107
Doctor Proctor!

325
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,573
(swears in French)

326
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,793
(hiss)

327
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,007
Doctor Proctor!

328
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,650
(church organ)

329
00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:02,957
(Song: "Wedding March"
by Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy)

330
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,756
(hiss)

331
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,214
Dad?

332
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,761
We are today
gathered here...

333
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,103
Yes, every blind person can see that.
Get to the point, priest.

334
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,108
Yes Yes Yes.

335
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,897
Would you like,
Juliette margarine from Monte Crispo,

336
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:33,908
Claude Cliché
take to your husband,

337
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,034
then answer yes.

338
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,871
- Yes.
- It wasn't that difficult.

339
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:46,663
Smart girl.
Now it's my turn.

340
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,085
Yes, immediately...

341
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:52,130
(hiss)

342
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,135
Keep talking.

343
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,020
Now you, Claude Cliché.

344
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,399
(hiss)

345
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,143
No.

346
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,663
(Claude) Grab the idiot.

347
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,576
(screams) Ah!

348
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,622
(hiss)

349
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,597
(distorted scream)

350
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,971
(moans)

351
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,232
Juliette, Juliette.

352
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,253
(laughs maliciously)

353
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:16,090
Yes, you're amazed, aren't you, Proctor?
You've lost again.

354
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,550
Damn, that's hard.

355
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,847
(Claude) Get rid of the photo thing.

356
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:28,519
Otherwise we won't celebrate the wedding,
but funeral.

357
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:37,365
(groans and moans)

358
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,950
Ow.

359
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,830
How about a smile?

360
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,787
No, don't do that.

361
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:50,870
Oh.

362
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,792
(Lise) Proctor!

363
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:59,508
(Claude) Can I help?

364
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,222
Proctor!

365
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,103
(hiss)

366
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,561
Proctor!

367
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,149
(Claude groans and groans)

368
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,947
Ooh.

369
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,579
(moans)

370
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,632
Bull! Where are you?

371
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:41,255
("Gallop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach)

372
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,569
(laughs maliciously)
Who laughs last...

373
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,743
(Claude) We can.

374
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,791
(they laugh)

375
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,960
Proctor!

376
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:24,927
Proctor. Hello? Proctor.

377
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:29,602
(groans and moans)

378
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,390
Oh!

379
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:39,399
- Lise, what are you doing here?
- You wanted us to come.

380
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,402
- How come?
- You need the time soap.

381
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,911
- I have them.
- Yes! Time soap.

382
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:52,704
I have to go,
to send the card.

383
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,289
Oh no, forget it.

384
00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,582
Ah, I'm really clever.

385
00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:04,804
But not smart enough
to prevent the wedding.

386
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,139
Then try again.

387
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:11,177
You only have one try
to change the story.

388
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:17,312
- Bulle is definitely in retirement.
- Bull is here?

389
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:21,939
("Gallop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach)

390
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:29,161
- Hi, I don't want to disturb you.
- We need the...

391
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,822
- Yes?
- So, the...

392
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,242
tub. Thanks.

393
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:38,580
- Yeah, okay.
- Yuck, the water is dirty.

394
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,208
The hippies
are not children of hygiene.

395
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,968
Hippies are children of love.

396
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:48,134
They are, yes.

397
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:51,642
And what is more important than love?

398
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,729
I have to travel back.
Much further back.

399
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,856
June 3, 1793.

400
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:02,521
Beheading of a certain man
Count Monte Crispo, yes.

401
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,657
This is Juliette's
Great-great-great-great-grandfather.

402
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:11,241
If I manage it,
to prevent beheading,

403
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:15,749
becomes all his possessions
stay in the family.

404
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:19,879
Juliette's dad,
Baron Margarin of Monte Crispo,

405
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,540
his daughter wouldn't have to

406
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:27,337
to these greedy,
peddle stupid Claude cliché.

407
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:31,758
- 1793, the French Revolution.
- Yes.

408
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,894
- Come back.
- I have to go to the past.

409
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:45,272
- You need help.
- Are you there?

410
00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:50,368
- Sure, but I have to find Bulle.
- Yes, a matter of honor.

411
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,279
I'll go ahead and you'll follow.

412
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,836
Take good care of it.

413
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,138
June 3, 1793.

414
00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:15,635
Bastille, Paris.
Vive the revolution!

415
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,137
Good luck!

416
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,827
(laughs) Wow.

417
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:44,876
(clock ticking)

418
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,132
(loud thunder)

419
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,260
(thunder)

420
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,137
(Lise) Bull?

421
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,070
- What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

422
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,778
I'm looking for the man
who destroyed my life.

423
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,443
You will help me with this.

424
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:20,120
- Who destroyed your life?
- Oh, you stupid thing, you.

425
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:23,828
- Doctor Proctor, of course.
- Huh?

426
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,671
I'll get what's mine.

427
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,834
The drawings for the thing here.

428
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:35,590
- These are not yours.
- I was his assistant.

429
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,727
And I have for him
invented the time soap.

430
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:43,347
- Where is Doctor Proctor?
- Where is Bull?

431
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,440
(speaks French)

432
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,606
What an invention! Wow!

433
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:54,242
I'm sorry for letting go.
The year, place and date were incorrect.

434
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:59,405
There were seven cancan dancers,
who thought I was cute.

435
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:03,125
They called me Crème Bullée.

436
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,412
- Time travel is so cool.
- Bull.

437
00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:09,416
Even cooler than the moon...

438
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:15,380
She is looking for Doctor Proctor.
And she is very angry.

439
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:20,009
- That explains that part.
- Where is Proctor?

440
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,479
- You?
- Lisa! Go!

441
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:38,076
(distant horse gallop)

442
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,827
(distant neighing)

443
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:49,045
(snoring)

444
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,003
(snores)

445
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,760
What were you thinking about?
Where are we?

446
00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,510
We should go to Paris.
June 3, 1793.

447
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:04,137
Nobody told me that.
I thought about what came to mind.

448
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:05,849
(snoring)

449
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,191
- To the.
- Napoleon?

450
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,776
Mmm.

451
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:20,031
Bull, what are you up to?

452
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:25,533
Napoleon, you big little dwarf.

453
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:27,577
No.

454
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,337
He wakes up.

455
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,665
Come back.

456
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:36,381
No, what are you doing, cop?

457
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,312
(loud growling)

458
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,648
(loud fart)

459
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,935
(Bang, loud scream)

460
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:03,992
What was that?

461
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,952
That looked like...

462
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,045
The dwarf may conquer the world,

463
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:15,340
but fly
Even he can't, no.

464
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:19,758
- What are you doing for so long?
- You'll see straight away.

465
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,131
Tamtaratam.

466
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:25,600
- Come on.
- The uniform is cool.

467
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,845
Okay, June 3, 1793.

468
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,895
(man) What happened
Mr. Generator?

469
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:39,194
- Everything OK?
- The boom right now? Just a bomb.

470
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:44,195
An English assassin,
who got what he deserved.

471
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:48,206
Um, is everything else OK here?

472
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,335
- All right here.
- Yes yes.

473
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:55,171
Dive already.
I'll come right away.

474
00:43:55,424 --> 00:44:00,044
Otherwise everything is fine.
No time travelers or anything.

475
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,012
Well, what's going on today?

476
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:06,516
- Mr. Generator...
- Generator?

477
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:12,352
General and dictator.
They themselves wanted it that way.

478
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:18,062
Yes, of course.
Anything else?

479
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,199
- Everything is ready for battle.
- Battle?

480
00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,572
Which battle?

481
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:28,034
The Battle of Waterloo.

482
00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:31,750
(menacing music)

483
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,711
Unfortunately it still has to wait.

484
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:41,169
I still have to have breakfast,
bathe and brush your teeth.

485
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:46,014
You rest today
really joking.

486
00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:51,020
Everyone knows that French
never brush your teeth.

487
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,184
(they laugh loudly)

488
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:04,316
Well, as sorry as I am,
the English are waiting.

489
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:09,823
The soldiers are ready.
The cannons are loaded.

490
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:31,601
Hello, uh...

491
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,605
I... I'm waiting for a friend.

492
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,277
His name is Bull.

493
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,942
Um...

494
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,953
He will definitely come soon.

495
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,746
So, yeah...
(laughs painfully)

496
00:45:57,004 --> 00:46:00,122
Bull, what are you doing again?

497
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,009
(menacing marching music)

498
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,740
(Soldier) Stand still!
Eyes straight ahead.

499
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:31,579
(all in chorus) Long live Napoleon!
Long live France!

500
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,035
Oh.

501
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:39,332
Damned,
I'm alone again.

502
00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:55,303
70,000 men.
Ready to die for you.

503
00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:59,223
- Huh? Die? For me?
- Yes.

504
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:06,856
(Bull) That's crazy.

505
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:15,201
If I understand that correctly,
do you do everything I say?

506
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,118
- Absolutely everything?
- That's right, Mr. Generator.

507
00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:21,745
Absolutely everything.

508
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:24,001
OK.

509
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,800
Legs apart!

510
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,849
Feixen!

511
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,725
(laughs)

512
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,353
Hop!

513
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:50,441
And pop!

514
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,284
(pop)

515
00:47:56,499 --> 00:48:02,211
Let's go, my friends!
To the Bastille! Vive the revolution!

516
00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:10,844
(all)
Freedom, equality, fraternity!

517
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:19,388
Freedom, equality, fraternity!

518
00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:32,947
- (Man) Death waits here!
- (cheering)

519
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:37,284
I know what you want.
You should get that too.

520
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,533
Yes, you should, you should.

521
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:45,291
- Do you want 1000 heads to roll?
- (all) Yes!

522
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:48,457
For freedom! Against tyranny!

523
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,006
- (all) Yes!
- Come on, get one out.

524
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,093
(all) Vive la revolution!

525
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:58,387
Come on now.
Vive the revolution!

526
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,557
(all) Vive la revolution!

527
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,565
Next
the fool will be judged,

528
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:09,524
who prevented a beheading.

529
00:49:09,738 --> 00:49:13,903
- That of the Count of Monte Crispo.
- Proctor!

530
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,904
(Proctor) Lise, I'm here.
I'm stuck.

531
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:21,748
- Help me!
- (Executioner) The rule says:

532
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:24,038
If you prevent a beheading,

533
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:27,754
one's head is made shorter.

534
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:30,590
- (all) Yes!
- Drums.

535
00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,095
(Lise) Stop!

536
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:36,758
Lise, do something!

537
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:39,429
(Lise) Stop, I said!

538
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,927
You can't do that.

539
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:45,306
Something is scratching my back.

540
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:48,691
Lisa! Lisa!

541
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:53,234
(Proctor) Don't give up, Lise!

542
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:58,239
You want execution
prevent this idiot?

543
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,278
- Yes!
- Okay, Lise.

544
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:05,622
Then lie down now
for him in this place.

545
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:10,213
There is no beheading,
if this continues.

546
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:14,881
- But those are the rules.
- (People boo)

547
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:18,012
Doppelkopf. Doppelkopf.

548
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:23,018
- (all) double head. Doppelkopf.
- Doppelkopf?

549
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:27,352
- (all) Doppelkopf! Doppelkopf!
- Quiet!

550
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,391
(all) Doppelkopf.

551
00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:32,777
What do you think of...

552
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:37,324
Doppelkopf!

553
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,703
(cheers, applause)

554
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:46,200
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

555
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:51,296
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

556
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:55,259
-Hattihattihattiho.
- (all) Hattihattihattiho.

557
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:15,437
Listen, you wooden heads!

558
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:21,201
Don't let yourself be shot for me!
Shit on it.

559
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:25,242
Put the guns away.
They're dangerous!

560
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,365
- And go home!
- Huh?

561
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:31,628
Let it rip.
Goes home.

562
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,793
Give to your children
and women a kiss.

563
00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:39,590
Don't drink so much
eat healthy and vote!

564
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:44,133
Use seat belt and taillight,
as soon as they exist.

565
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:49,184
And above all,
brush your teeth every day!

566
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,478
You can't...

567
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:56,695
- Everything gathered? Then go home!
- (all) Yes!

568
00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:00,691
Great, but don't say
what it really was like

569
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,738
here in Waterloo.

570
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:06,700
Says we fought,
but lost.

571
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,619
(all) Okidoki!

572
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:14,083
- Come home safe!
- (all) Thank you!

573
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,999
You can't call it all off.

574
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:19,342
You saw that.

575
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:23,255
And now a bath.
I deserve that.

576
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,889
All right, folks.

577
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:33,223
The Battle of Waterloo is canceled!

578
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,147
Are you ready for heads?

579
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,645
(everyone cheers) Yes!

580
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:43,276
- Nice to see you.
- I'm really sorry now.

581
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:47,662
- That didn't go as planned.
- It's okay.

582
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:52,455
We will die.
And I disappointed Juliette.

583
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:56,121
- (Executioner) Give me a K!
- (all) K!

584
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:59,500
- Give me an O!
- (all) O!

585
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:03,170
- (Executioner) Give me a P!
- (all) P!

586
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,922
- (Executioner) Give me an F!
- (all) F!

587
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,766
- (Executioner) What does that mean?
- Bull!

588
00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:11,557
- No...
- Bull!

589
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:14,682
No, that doesn't mean cop.

590
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:17,100
- That means...
- (all) head!

591
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:19,318
Head, yes.

592
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,155
Stupid girl.

593
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,489
(metallic hit)

594
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:31,281
What are you doing there?
This is dangerous.

595
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,955
- Bull.
- Are we still alive?

596
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,669
- Yes.
- (Proctor) My God.

597
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:39,915
Dear Parisians!

598
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,584
Freedom Day is here!

599
00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,549
Just like I save these two,

600
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:48,344
I will also save you from tyranny.

601
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,468
I ensure a life full of fun.

602
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,814
But you have to
stop this madness.

603
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,350
That's naughty!

604
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:00,276
What's this supposed to mean now?

605
00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:04,148
70,000 men
threw away their weapons because of me.

606
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,908
A piece of cake.
I promise everything.

607
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:11,655
I'm cutting taxes
on tobacco and gasoline.

608
00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:14,040
- And bacon.
- Bacon, yes.

609
00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:17,286
No matter what you want, you can get it.

610
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,872
(mumbling)

611
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,417
- Yes.
- Hey, you executioner.

612
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:28,471
The dwarf is currently preventing it
the beheading?

613
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,303
Yes, that can be.

614
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:37,014
- Triple Head! Triple head!
- (all) triple head!

615
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:39,937
It will never rain on Sundays again!

616
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,944
Do something or our heads will roll.

617
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:45,689
- What do they want?
- Frog legs.

618
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,984
- Frog legs and spider legs.
- No.

619
00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,153
- Frog leg bacon!
- No.

620
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,655
- Do something.
- But quickly.

621
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,408
(all) triple head!

622
00:54:56,585 --> 00:55:00,875
(plays the Marseillaise)

623
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:09,175
(everyone sings the Marseillaise)

624
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,349
Brilliant, my boy.

625
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,522
(continue singing)

626
00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:44,418
- Is everything okay?
- Yes and with you?

627
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:47,383
Yes, enough music.

628
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:52,552
- The Count of Monte Crispo is alive.
- (Executioner) That's it.

629
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:59,353
Where are the idiots
that we wanted to behead?

630
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:01,848
- They're gone.
- Away?

631
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:05,689
- Yes, they're gone.
- (Executioner) All right.

632
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:10,072
Then we'll just take the Count.

633
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,944
- (Executioner) Do you want to?
- (people cheer)

634
00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:20,459
- Death waits here!
- (cheering)

635
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:23,499
- Death waits here!
- (cheering)

636
00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:38,060
I'm a loser.
What would I have done without you?

637
00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:43,565
I'm Doctor Depp, not Proctor.
Two failed attempts.

638
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,647
We live. That's what counts.

639
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,484
We return
and find Juliette.

640
00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:52,694
Juliette.

641
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:56,035
We'll think of something new.

642
00:56:56,204 --> 00:56:58,287
- You want her anyway.
- Yes.

643
00:56:58,457 --> 00:56:59,823
- Yes.
- Yes?

644
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,616
Yes.

645
00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:04,160
We have three bathtubs.

646
00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:07,998
Which one do we choose?
Mine is there.

647
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:12,419
Raspa says only death
can change history.

648
00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:14,758
- Yes.
- Nobody should die.

649
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:18,141
- No.
- (Proctor) Come, children.

650
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,978
(Proctor) I'm sure
she stood here.

651
00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:30,111
Maybe she's not there
where I thought.

652
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:35,738
And where's your bathtub, cop?

653
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:38,987
Ah... Um.

654
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,663
Lise, where is yours?

655
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,625
- Lisa?
- Yes.

656
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,248
N/a?

657
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,798
There was a man who painted.

658
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:55,554
- Painted?
- A book market with many stalls...

659
00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:58,764
- I don't know.
- What?

660
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,096
I don't remember.

661
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,768
(dark music)

662
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,687
- Are you lost?
- Yes.

663
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:11,857
- We are looking for a...
- Book market.

664
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:17,321
I know where he is.
Come on, I'll drive you there.

665
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:21,412
Thanks, I've already walked enough.

666
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:40,674
- (Raspa) Hello, Viktor.
- Finally, Raspa.

667
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,014
I'm not surprised.

668
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:47,396
- You should follow the children.
- What?

669
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,728
That was my plan.

670
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:54,150
I knew,
that Bulle would spill the beans.

671
00:58:54,322 --> 00:58:56,109
What I?

672
00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:59,993
I am
known for my secrecy.

673
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:05,491
Raspa should know
that my invention works.

674
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:11,497
Your? The bathtub
is completely useless without my soap.

675
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:17,378
You wanted to steal my part,
even as my assistant.

676
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:21,093
If that is the case,
why should she follow us?

677
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,883
Raspa is the only one in the world

678
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:26,389
that can produce time soap.

679
00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:30,557
Mine is used up,
and you don't have enough with you.

680
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:34,068
Why didn't you ask her
to come?

681
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,071
You would never have come voluntarily.

682
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,448
No, you hate me.

683
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:45,906
- How come?
- It was our joint invention.

684
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:50,331
- We needed each other.
- You just needed the soap.

685
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:54,464
You see in me
just a miserable soap maker.

686
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:58,756
Are you kidding me? Are you serious when you say that.
The best and most brilliant in the world.

687
00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:02,096
But only a soap maker, never...

688
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:05,845
Never what?

689
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:13,650
And now you think,
that your darling

690
01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:16,144
waiting for you in the guesthouse?

691
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,987
Then keep dreaming.

692
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:22,445
(laughs loudly)

693
01:00:23,161 --> 01:00:24,823
What did you do to her?

694
01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:27,329
Goodbye and have a good trip.

695
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,994
Dive!

696
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,214
(spiteful laughter)

697
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:43,255
- She went into the tub?
- The witch deserves this.

698
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:48,973
Nobody calls her a witch.
Where is she now?

699
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,808
Find her.

700
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,847
(kissing sounds)

701
01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:02,190
The best thing is with the rest of the soap
to return.

702
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,609
And to forget.
(yawns)

703
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:09,577
- Life goes on.
- Expensive Raspa, where is she?

704
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,833
What time? What do you want?

705
01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:18,548
The time bathtub.
Do you want the drawings?

706
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:23,795
You can take whatever you want,
but tell me where she is.

707
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:26,464
Just please tell me where she is.

708
01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:33,850
She is in Rouen.

709
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:37,643
Do you know,
what happened on May 30, 1431?

710
01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:40,646
Joan of Arc was burned.

711
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,817
- You have them...
- To prison, yes.

712
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:51,706
I wanted to send her there
where it could hardly be more desolate.

713
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:55,209
You miserable, vile,

714
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:59,171
smelly soap maker.

715
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,755
We save Juliette. Word of honor.

716
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:15,892
- Bull?
- Triple Head!

717
01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:21,270
I need food. Much.
I'm hungry.

718
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,655
- There's something coming soon.
- Good.

719
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,663
Mmm.

720
01:02:58,066 --> 01:03:00,353
- Do you want too?
- No.

721
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,533
You loved him, the doctor.

722
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,748
He didn't even notice.

723
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,125
He only thought about his inventions.

724
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:30,514
I thought he surely just needed
a little time.

725
01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:35,893
Eventually he would
already in love.

726
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,598
Into me.

727
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:41,440
(rattling film reel)

728
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:51,359
(quiet trumpet music)

729
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,746
(silent scene)

730
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:07,170
(silent scene)

731
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,927
(string music)

732
01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:19,516
(dynamic brass music)

733
01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:38,410
(dramatic music)

734
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,080
(quiet scream)

735
01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:53,049
Not all love is reciprocated.

736
01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:56,841
But you don't have to be alone.

737
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,890
You stupid child.
What do you know?

738
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:04,398
I lost my best friend.

739
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,562
And found a new friend.

740
01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:16,653
You just have to want it.
It's never too late to make new friends.

741
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,243
Friends are very important.

742
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,996
Friends always stick together.

743
01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:25,661
Then one is plus one

744
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:31,171
plus one plus one
much more than four.

745
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,763
You're not a math whiz, are you?

746
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:39,266
(Proctor) Lise? Come here!

747
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,854
Keep stirring, yes.

748
01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:50,274
I don't give a damn about the bathtub.
That's why I'm not here.

749
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:54,532
I thought, now is the time
from Proctor and me.

750
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,366
(Proctor) Lise!

751
01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,869
We have to go.

752
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:09,250
- I'll join in.
- Are you joining in?

753
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:14,795
Yes, then I can still be with him.
A little more.

754
01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,263
Let's go to 1431! Ass bomb!

755
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,094
(splashing)

756
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,235
(splashing)

757
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,984
(splashing)

758
01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:38,033
Now it's getting cozy here.

759
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:42,326
-Oh.
- (Prisoner) Almost a bit tight.

760
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:47,418
- Come in. Hello.
- Hello.

761
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,504
- (Bull) Why are you hanging there?
- Why not?

762
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:54,167
Yes and? Where is Juliette now?

763
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:56,043
You don't have to hang.

764
01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:59,138
You can also stand or sit.

765
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,594
Do you know where Juliette is?

766
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:04,468
Juliette Margarin?
(creaking)

767
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:06,721
Juliette?

768
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,353
- So that's...
- Not Juliette.

769
01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:12,317
Exactly.

770
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:16,738
- Is that Joan of Arc?
- Yes, that's her.

771
01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:31,457
Very calm.

772
01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:36,126
I'm harmless.
Some say quite sweet.

773
01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:39,261
- What are you saying?
- You know my name?

774
01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:44,600
You will once
France's national heroine.

775
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:48,137
- I am a warrior.
- And what a.

776
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,937
- Joan of Arc... So, wow.
- Wow.

777
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,976
We are from the future

778
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,691
and want
save his cream cakes.

779
01:07:56,864 --> 01:08:01,074
I'm still available.
She's just a friend.

780
01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:06,998
- What happened then?
- When I was ten, I heard God's voice.

781
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,162
I still hear them.

782
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:14,255
Just because I have short hair
and want to wear armor,

783
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:19,260
as a warrior,
should I go to the stake?

784
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,342
- I think your hair is cool.
- Thanks.

785
01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:27,433
It's true.

786
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:32,941
They wanted to get me.
Suddenly I was stuck under the thing.

787
01:08:34,235 --> 01:08:36,318
Everything happened so quickly.

788
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,571
Hello? Hello? Hello?

789
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:41,611
Is anyone here?

790
01:08:42,201 --> 01:08:46,445
(Man) It's time, witch.
Now you will burn.

791
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,785
(man) Yes, absolutely ablaze.

792
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,793
- She looks completely different.
- She's a witch.

793
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,375
(Juliette) A witch? No.

794
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,584
<i>They believed...</i>

795
01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:59,174
Juliette would you be?

796
01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:03,296
- No no no.
- Yes, yes, yes.

797
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:08,767
Juliette... Juliette!

798
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,103
- I'm sorry.
- Bull!

799
01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:14,264
They wanted me.

800
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:22,732
- Do you see something?
- What do you see?

801
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,858
What do you see?

802
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:27,736
We report live from Rouen.

803
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,580
The places are sold out.

804
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,699
The audience is excited.

805
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,328
The atmosphere crackles with tension.

806
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:42,005
The teams enter the field.
First the home team.

807
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:43,836
What about Juliette?

808
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:55,265
- And?
- Juliette is the visiting team.

809
01:09:56,401 --> 01:10:00,020
That doesn't see
after a fair game.

810
01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:04,944
They attack directly.
The guests come under pressure.

811
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,826
The attackers don't hesitate for long.

812
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,617
There's a fire in the penalty area!

813
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,421
Are you satisfied?

814
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:25,970
Ah... Well, maybe that was it
but not such a great idea.

815
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,305
We have to do something!

816
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:32,430
Uh!

817
01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:34,770
The door is...

818
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,979
- We can't get out.
- But.

819
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,771
Quickly, Juliette is being grilled.

820
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:43,479
- Don't say that.
- To open the door...

821
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,739
- You should grill me.
- Me.

822
01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:49,076
- No, me.
- (Bull) Stop now!

823
01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:52,287
Instead of arguing here,

824
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,783
should we try
to get out of here.

825
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:59,161
If someone would listen to me,

826
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,214
I could tell you...

827
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:07,218
- It's open.
- That's what I wanted to say.

828
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:12,843
- Come on, I know the way.
- Well, I know him too.

829
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:18,139
(dramatic orchestral music)

830
01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,699
Juliette!

831
01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:31,822
Juliette!

832
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,196
Juliette!

833
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:40,169
- Too late. It's just too late.
- Lisa!

834
01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:46,083
Do you remember?
There is one thing that could save her.

835
01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:49,298
We have to put out the fire!

836
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:55,601
Yes, if you're willing to die.
But no one should die.

837
01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:57,227
Victor!

838
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,392
Lisa!

839
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,066
Juliette!

840
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:10,157
Bull! The three Ps, quickly.

841
01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:13,406
- A wallet?
- Not that.

842
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,366
- The passport?
- No.

843
01:12:15,623 --> 01:12:16,864
Uh!

844
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,916
Yes.

845
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:23,503
- What are you doing?
- You will see it?

846
01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:26,837
- Nobody has to die.
- (Proctor) Good.

847
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:30,507
(Lise) Come.

848
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:36,100
(Man) Burn her, the witch!
Into the fire with her!

849
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:41,270
- It's starting.
- What now?

850
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,023
Hold me tight, you too.

851
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:45,729
- Why?
- Just do it!

852
01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:48,821
(Grumbling)

853
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:51,110
(cracking fart)

854
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:56,870
(bang)
Ooh!

855
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,870
Uh!

856
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:04,336
Yes, I call that an invention!
Hurray!

857
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:13,258
(fart)

858
01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:20,261
- Okay, girls can fart too.
- Sure, and how.

859
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:23,605
Lise, cop, here! Juliette!

860
01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:25,727
Victor!

861
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:33,108
- I come to you.
- (Juliette) Viktor.

862
01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:38,328
- Well done, Lise.
- (Man) There they are.

863
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,868
The godless sorcerers.

864
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:44,038
Her hell fart erased everything.

865
01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:49,040
- Run quickly to the bathtub.
- Come quickly, Lise.

866
01:13:50,468 --> 01:13:52,551
-Juliet.
- Victor.

867
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,007
I'll save you.

868
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:58,007
Jul...

869
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,976
You here? Merde!

870
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:16,445
- Stop!
- Stop!

871
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,209
Victor.

872
01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:33,296
Juliette.
(she laughs)

873
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:37,964
- Are we in heaven now?
- Non, we are on Earth.

874
01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:40,177
Come on.

875
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:45,896
- Are you in here?
- To prison?

876
01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:48,648
They didn't look that stupid.

877
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,906
- Where is Jeanne?
- I don't know.

878
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,287
I got myself some armor.
Comes.

879
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:07,626
Back already?
It's not bad here either.

880
01:15:07,878 --> 01:15:10,746
So beautifully quiet.
And warm.

881
01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:15,047
It's easy to hang out.
Most of the time anyway.

882
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:18,636
- What's up?
- They slapped me.

883
01:15:18,889 --> 01:15:21,802
- But where is Raspa?
-Rasp...

884
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,222
It was Raspa.

885
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:27,771
She wanted to prevent
that I save you.

886
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,226
- No.
- But.

887
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,603
- No.
- But.

888
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,192
- No.
- But.

889
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,232
She struck.

890
01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:37,526
- Then she freed me.
- Hmm?

891
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:39,866
She's in my place.

892
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:47,165
Come on, come here.

893
01:15:51,839 --> 01:15:53,922
(Man) Here's to a new one.

894
01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:57,964
- (Proctor) And?
- (Lise) Raspa at the stake.

895
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,462
(sighs)

896
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:07,811
- Now she will burn.
- Yes, she will.

897
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:14,435
(sings melody
from "Take on me" by a-ha)

898
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,834
(sings "Take On Me" by a-ha)

899
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:58,612
(Raspa continues singing)

900
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:01,857
(they sing along)

901
01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:08,155
(they sing along)

902
01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:18,127
(singing stops)

903
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:50,743
- Are you happy, doctor?
- Mmm.

904
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,664
Then Raspa is too.

905
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:01,675
- We have to go back to the guesthouse.
- Yes.

906
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:09,053
This is the last bit
from the time soap.

907
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:20,068
Um, that sounds now
maybe stupid,

908
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:23,905
but is there someone
that interests you?

909
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:25,315
(Lise) Bull.

910
01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:26,783
- No?
- God.

911
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,112
God?

912
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:34,662
Yes, he says
I should continue fighting in Domrémy.

913
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,202
You first.

914
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:42,415
Come on, cop.

915
01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,592
- Bye, Jeanne.
- Bye.

916
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,132
Come on.

917
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,813
You're cute, cop.

918
01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:06,314
Take care.

919
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:13,201
Not bad.
All respect, boy.

920
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,840
(gasps)

921
01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:54,697
- Bull?
- There's no cop here.

922
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,373
- Bull?
- Hello!

923
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,492
Joan of Arc.

924
01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:09,670
- Hey, you're free.
- No, that must be a mistake.

925
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:14,012
I haven't hung out yet.
This is my place.

926
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:17,102
- I still have 200 years.
- L'amour.

927
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:21,519
- You? What are you doing here?
- I?

928
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:25,315
- I'm sitting here and being cute.
- Sweet?

929
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:28,939
He must be totally crazy.

930
01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:33,781
No, I don't want that. No!

931
01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:38,289
I don't want to.
Hang me again.

932
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:41,543
- (Guard) Go.
- (Prisoner) No!

933
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:44,629
- I don't want to.
- Get out.

934
01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:46,748
(Lise) Bull!

935
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:52,383
- The foam disappears.
- He needs that.

936
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:56,349
- Let go, damn it.
- I know my rights.

937
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:58,434
I want a lawyer.

938
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:04,725
- (groans strained)
- Come on now.

939
01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:08,566
- That should work.
- What?

940
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:12,441
- Hold my legs tightly.
- Okay.

941
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:19,497
Finally let go.

942
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:23,039
- (Prisoner) No.
- I can not anymore.

943
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:25,871
Bull!

944
01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,088
- Bull.
- Lisa.

945
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:33,798
Take my hands.

946
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:37,675
(Guard) What's going on? Stop!

947
01:21:44,691 --> 01:21:46,398
They went underground.

948
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,408
(they groan exhausted)

949
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:04,626
(Proctor laughs loudly)

950
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:11,632
(coughs)

951
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:16,884
That felt good now.
I haven't bathed in ages.

952
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,347
(shock sounds)

953
01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:29,977
(laughs) Oh no, how funny.

954
01:22:30,904 --> 01:22:33,897
Is this supposed to be a foam party?

955
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:38,364
Say hello to my little one,
heavy friend.

956
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:43,498
(moans)

957
01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:51,131
Yes, my mistress, I hope
you had a nice trip

958
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,217
and you are happy,
to be there again.

959
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:57,299
Surely you missed me.

960
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,927
So we see each other again,

961
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,967
Doctor Proctor.

962
01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,977
My rival.

963
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:07,514
Oh dear.

964
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:11,480
And the two stupid brats.

965
01:23:11,737 --> 01:23:13,694
They're not stupid.

966
01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:18,317
- Incredibly stupid brats.
- That's enough!

967
01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,488
Stop.

968
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:26,450
How romantic.
I'm touched, you sausage.

969
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:30,454
Do you want to play the hero?
(whistles)

970
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:36,176
(Claude) Grab the imp.

971
01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:37,718
(growling)

972
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:43,558
Now give him a treat
a nice tour.

973
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:46,886
- Hmm?
- Huh?

974
01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:48,604
(sighs)

975
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:54,020
Presented to him in the Seine
the variety of colorful stones.

976
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:57,063
Huh?

977
01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:01,860
He should be down there
look at all the fish.

978
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,372
- You should throw me into the river.
- Uh.

979
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:09,208
Was that so difficult to understand?

980
01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:11,953
- Throw him into the river.
- Non!

981
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,996
-Juliet.
- Non!

982
01:24:14,258 --> 01:24:18,252
- Take it easy, that's good.
- Viktor, stay with me.

983
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,387
- Non!
- Be brave.

984
01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:23,722
Be brave.

985
01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:26,639
- You can't do that.
- But.

986
01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:29,099
- The suspenders.
- Just do it.

987
01:24:29,356 --> 01:24:31,143
- Tüdelü.
- Now.

988
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:43,117
- Play somewhere else, you pain in the ass.
- Catch us.

989
01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:48,327
I have never
shot a child.

990
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,495
- Bonjour.
- Hello.

991
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:03,550
(Claude) Stop!

992
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:07,099
(suspenders squeak)

993
01:25:07,853 --> 01:25:09,936
I want to shoot the brats.

994
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:14,558
- Then you have to shoot me first.
- Also good.

995
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,528
It's cheaper than a divorce.

996
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,190
Come one step closer.

997
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:25,485
So that you can hit safely.

998
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,121
(squeaky braces)

999
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:55,352
Oh!

1000
01:26:01,198 --> 01:26:03,360
(bang)

1001
01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:15,118
- Another one. And another one.
- Oh, that will be enough.

1002
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,624
Oh.

1003
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:24,219
I wanted to ask you
whether I can take one last picture.

1004
01:26:24,388 --> 01:26:27,256
A souvenir
to the two strong guys.

1005
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:31,556
I have to see
where it looks good.

1006
01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:34,395
Okay, now smile.

1007
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:38,187
Yes, exactly like that.
Show your teeth.

1008
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:41,186
Cleaned well? That's good.

1009
01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:45,649
Wow, what gorgeous boys.
Just as.

1010
01:26:45,909 --> 01:26:48,447
- Now say: "Nasty."
- Nasty.

1011
01:26:49,496 --> 01:26:51,453
(hiss)

1012
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,675
He sleeps for a while.

1013
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:07,178
(steps)

1014
01:27:07,347 --> 01:27:08,588
Victor?

1015
01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,095
Bonjour!

1016
01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,559
- Shh.
- Shh.

1017
01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:27,482
- He belongs in prison.
- No judge in Paris would do that.

1018
01:27:27,743 --> 01:27:29,484
He wakes up.

1019
01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:35,039
- (Lise) What should we do?
- Touch it.

1020
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,954
(strained moan)

1021
01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,130
Where do we send him?

1022
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:46,967
Into the Stone Age.
Or to the Vikings.

1023
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:51,009
He has to go
before the foam disappears.

1024
01:27:52,392 --> 01:27:55,556
Oh, can I?
I have a great idea.

1025
01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:57,394
Go ahead.

1026
01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:01,729
- Where am I?
- We have to hide him.

1027
01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:16,117
Where did he go?

1028
01:28:19,252 --> 01:28:21,335
- Bull?
- Yes.

1029
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:24,539
(bang)

1030
01:28:56,665 --> 01:29:01,080
(man on radio in English)

1031
01:29:01,253 --> 01:29:03,040
Hello?

1032
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:08,041
Can you hear me?
Houston?

1033
01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:11,302
(man on radio in English)

1034
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:19,181
- For the good.
- Cheers.

1035
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,311
- Sante.
- Cheers.

1036
01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,183
Cheers.

1037
01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:29,065
Yes, finally hanging out again.

1038
01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:48,213
Wow, very nice.

1039
01:29:55,056 --> 01:29:56,968
Dearest Juliette.

1040
01:30:04,274 --> 01:30:06,732
Do you want to be my wife?

1041
01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:10,485
- Oui.
- Oui?

1042
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:14,073
Oui, I want to be your wife.

1043
01:30:16,077 --> 01:30:18,410
(he whistles)
(she cheers)

1044
01:30:24,502 --> 01:30:26,368
Yes, then...

1045
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:32,296
Just wondering
where we want to get married.

1046
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,382
And when.

1047
01:30:37,057 --> 01:30:38,844
At what time.

1048
01:30:51,363 --> 01:30:53,855
(triumphant music)

1049
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:06,830
(Museum Guide) This painting

1050
01:31:07,045 --> 01:31:11,005
amazed by his motive
the art historians,

1051
01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:14,918
since it
breaks with the neo-romantic style.

1052
01:31:15,095 --> 01:31:18,634
"The strange bridal journey
in the Hardangerfjord."

1053
01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:21,845
Even before, just like today,

1054
01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:25,728
one estimated
the fart or fart humor.

1055
01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:29,982
(continues speaking in English)

1056
01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:52,334
("Take on me" by a-ha)