1 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,520 Thank you. 2 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:09,310 I need to get a message out. 3 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:14,690 I know too much. They're not going to let us leave. 4 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:17,050 I'm sending for help. 5 00:01:17,550 --> 00:01:20,250 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 6 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:21,850 I promise. 7 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:37,810 Phew. 8 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,260 You can jump, or we can push you. 9 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,840 Someday, the truth will be known. 10 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,160 meep meep 11 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,840 Meep, meep. 12 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:50,050 Thank you. 13 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,260 Beep. 14 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:35,900 Have you gotten into a catapult, hoping to be gently and sensibly flown to a 15 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:40,880 destination of your choosing, only to be violently piledrived face-first into the 16 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,880 ground? 17 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:46,740 Have you ever set a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your 18 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:50,360 nemesis, but when you press the detonator, the detonator itself 19 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:55,440 explodes? Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a 20 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,960 bunch of silverware comes out? 21 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:01,080 It's not your fault. 22 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,340 There's probably someone to blame. 23 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,760 We'll be your voice. 24 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,820 Avery. June. 25 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,680 Maltese. Justice. 26 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,220 Two for Tuesdays. 27 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,920 Yes, thank you. I'd like to order something. 28 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:14,570 Hey, record ball smash. 29 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,290 I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. 30 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,530 See you next week. 31 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,750 Thank you for calling Avery Jones and Maltese. 32 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:28,690 If you've been hit by an anvil, press 1. If you've been electrocuted, press 2. If 33 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,010 you've been crushed by a falling piano, press 3. 34 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,209 Good morning. 35 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,270 It's almost 3. 36 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:37,130 Huh. Good morning, Dottie. Not now. 37 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:39,390 Do they have the paperwork to back it up? 38 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:41,830 Sal? Hey, kid. You sleeping in that suit again? Good eye. 39 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,680 I've been waiting for you. 40 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,180 Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires, coincidentally all near match 41 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:51,220 factories, and I really think it's a great opportunity to help a lot of 42 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:52,220 people with one case. 43 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:54,240 How long is this internship again? 44 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,180 Uh, three more months. Just enough time to really dig in and make a difference. 45 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,960 You know, you really remind me of when I was fresh out of law school, and I mean 46 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,340 that in the worst possible way. And I will take that as a compliment. Oh, no, 47 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,400 look. You've got this. 48 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,540 You know, I'm going to do you a favor, because you're my niece, and I want you 49 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:10,540 to have a happy life. 50 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,380 Stop. 51 00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:18,230 At Oxford... I have a feeling I'm going to be hearing that phrase a lot. At 52 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:22,170 Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law on everyday lives. 53 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,870 And all you're really having me do right now is brainstorm ideas for your 54 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:28,690 billboards. Yeah, you're new here, so you don't know that this file goes right 55 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,690 over here. 56 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:33,490 And that, my friend, is freedom. I really want to pick it up. 57 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:36,990 No, no, no, no, no, no. And I really want to file it alphabetically. No, you 58 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:40,650 will not. Please. You've got a new client in the conference room. He seems 59 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:42,400 unhinged. Good luck. 60 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,140 Mr. Coyote? 61 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480 Coyote. 62 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960 Coyote. 63 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,660 All right, well, uh, how can I help you? 64 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:58,580 Oh, one of my billboards. 65 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:03,320 Cost a lot of money to put those up. So you've been in an accident? 66 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,760 Do you not talk? 67 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:08,980 Oh, but you have signs. 68 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,590 I don't, uh, understand. 69 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,550 Alright. 70 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:24,930 Is that supposed to be you? And who's that? 71 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,130 Uh, 72 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:38,870 okay. 73 00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:48,360 Not entirely necessary to do all that, but okay. 74 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:54,020 So seems like we're talking about some faulty rocket skates that backfired when 75 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:57,120 you were trying to capture a bird that you have some sort of sordid history 76 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,120 with. 77 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,960 So do you have the rocket skates? 78 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:06,060 Okay, great. So we're going to write in your name as the plaintiff. Then we'll 79 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,300 say we're asking for, I don't know, $300. 80 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:13,770 Three. And here, we'll write in the name of the company that made the skates. Let 81 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:14,770 me guess. 82 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:19,710 Acme. But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. We just drop 83 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:24,030 your skates in a box, type up a complaint, and boom! You're the richest 84 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,470 coyote in the country. All I need is a signature. 85 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,250 Or you just want to lick it. That's probably fine, too. 86 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:30,770 There we go. 87 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:37,350 Wait, uh... Wait, Mr. Coyote! Hey, somebody grab that guy! 88 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:45,850 Mr. Coyote, look, I just need you to sign the... An 89 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:49,450 Acme stapler? 90 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,770 Yes, that is how staplers work. 91 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:55,910 Good God. 92 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:03,270 Okay, I get it. There are problems with Acme's cartoon products. 93 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,570 I see it all the time. 94 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:08,810 I'm surprised. Acme makes my phone and my car. Why would they also make... 95 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,480 This? No, this is just silly stuff for cartoons, you know? What's the worst 96 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,140 that could really happen? They see some birds whipping around their heads? 97 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,500 Well, it doesn't seem that silly to me. 98 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,160 Paige, this is a run-of-the-mill $300 rocketscape case. 99 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,440 Trust me. 100 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,120 Then doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 101 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,980 Paige, yeah, come on. Do you know what would happen if we submitted all this 102 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,020 stuff as evidence together? 103 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,480 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 104 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,900 That would be amazing. 105 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,060 And if you could prove a causal connection, then really the sky's the 106 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:46,600 limit. The sky is not the limit, all right? The limit is, like, right here. 107 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,220 We don't do massive cases. We do quick and easy. 108 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,840 Right? 109 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,240 Huh. Where'd all the stuff go? 110 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:59,680 So, Mr. Coyote, my professional opinion is that this case is worth, you know, a 111 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,880 few hundred dollars, and I can see if they'll replace the Rockets case. 112 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,400 So I'm going to need you to sign this. 113 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,600 Rude. Alright, well, it was nice meeting you. 114 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:13,520 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? I'm going to lunch. 115 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,660 Here you go. 116 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,700 Into evidence, please. 117 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,980 Alright, what have we got here? 118 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,620 Jeez, someone's suing for a lot. 119 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,110 Get the golf ball. 120 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,150 Excuse me. 121 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,790 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 122 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:58,170 Governor, 123 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,950 these threats, they're tantamount to blackmail. 124 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,230 The law is completely on our side here. 125 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,230 Because we wrote the law. 126 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,850 Okay, great to catch up. 127 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:17,430 You better be straight away on the Plappinger case. Oh, it's done. 128 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:20,750 Let's just say his next vacation will be in prison, but I got something else. 129 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:22,789 Cartoon case? 130 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,910 Basement. Yeah, I think you need to see this one. 131 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,710 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 132 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,090 Who? I wasn't familiar with the name. 133 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:07,680 Look, just pay me the money you owe me, or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 134 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,520 Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you later, Mom. 135 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,160 Well, well, well. 136 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,260 It isn't our resident hot shot. 137 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,840 What does that mean? 138 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,200 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products? 139 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:24,000 Yeah, right. Do I look like the guy who would take on the biggest corporation in 140 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,780 the world? You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in 141 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,780 the world. 142 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:34,300 Channel 4 News has just learned that papers were filed today against the Acme 143 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:39,060 Corporation. Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, declined to comment. 144 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,540 How did this happen? 145 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:44,050 It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting. All eyes on you, ready to show them what you 146 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:48,590 got. Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing, nobody even notices. We're 147 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,910 a tiny item on a spreadsheet. 148 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,049 But this? 149 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,530 This went to Buddy Crane. Who? 150 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,670 Buddy Crane? He's only, like, the best lawyer in the country. Okay. 151 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,130 Went to law school together, and he is a total machine. 152 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,690 Built like an ox, his mind is sharp as a tack. 153 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,450 Trims his... 154 00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:09,910 Fingernails with a switchblade. You know, I once saw him eat a lobster. I 155 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:10,669 ate lobster. 156 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,230 While it was still alive. 157 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,930 Not even sure that's legal. 158 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,550 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 159 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,990 Kiss off a witch? 160 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:18,889 Oh, no. 161 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:19,890 We could. 162 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:23,910 How did this happen? I just typed up everything that was inside the box. 163 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,650 And I just brought the box inside. 164 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,170 I've just been working on my short game. 165 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:33,450 I've been on hold for two hours trying to win tickets to the country jubilee. 166 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:49,850 You. Do you have any idea what you've done? You have put me in such a horrible 167 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:50,850 position. 168 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:52,590 Hi. 169 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,590 This is my old friend, Kevin. 170 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,310 Yeah, it's been a while. 171 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:07,730 Look at you, shaking things up. Well, not intentionally shaking, really. 172 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,200 I think we should have a face-to-face, don't you? Your face and my face? 173 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,240 Be in my office in 15 minutes. 174 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,620 Get things right as rain. 175 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,160 Okay, sounds... Looking forward to it. 176 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:30,540 From its humble roots as a cartoon anvil factory, Acme. 177 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,390 has become America's greatest success story. 178 00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:36,590 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 179 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:43,070 We create the impossible. With each new product, we revolutionize industry and 180 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:49,190 the world. We're a company of family values that values its family of 181 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,190 companies. 182 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:51,610 Acme. 183 00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:53,910 Hey, 184 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,149 hey, hey. 185 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,930 I don't know what your deal is, but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 186 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:01,100 Stop. You're gonna... Follow my lead. 187 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,240 All right? We're going to tell them this is all just a big misunderstanding, and 188 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,900 we're looking to get this settled as quickly as possible. 189 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,280 We will be polite. 190 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,680 We will not detonate explosives. 191 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:16,460 And if they put something in front of us, we will sign it. Got it? 192 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,420 Mr. Avery, Bill Pelicanos, and Mr. 193 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,520 Coyote, I'll take you to see Buddy. 194 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,440 So I hear you guys were friends from back in the day, huh? Guess you could 195 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,180 say that if you were incorrect. 196 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,540 And look at this guy going clothing optional. 197 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,020 Hey, buddy. Look who's here. 198 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,660 Yeah. 199 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:39,919 This is Mr. 200 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,460 Billboard. How you been, man? 201 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,540 Yeah, very good. 202 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,820 Those were the days, weren't they? Yeah. Harvard Law. 203 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:50,460 You look... good. 204 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,400 Thank you. Have a seat. 205 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,320 Okay. I gotta say... 206 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,620 I was a bit surprised to see your name on a case of this size. Me too. 207 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:05,000 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. It was just a big misunderstanding. 208 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,340 Well, we got a really busy day around here, and I would hate to keep you from 209 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,840 getting back to whatever it is you do. 210 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:15,180 Yeah. Law stuff, too. Yeah. Yeah, sure. 211 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,520 Oh, my God. 212 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,440 And this seems obvious, but I have to say it anyway. 213 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,580 Acme denies all charges and accepts no liability or causal connection between 214 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,680 Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries and our state-of-the-art, life-enhancing family 215 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,560 products. Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. 216 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,980 And, you know, as much fun as it would be to get back in a courtroom with you, 217 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,480 I think it's time to do what you do best. 218 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,540 Settle. Yeah. 219 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:46,640 Well, look, thank you so much, and I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. It 220 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,120 was unintentional. I... 221 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,280 Do you have another copy? Is this a joke? No, no. 222 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480 This is not funny. 223 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,860 I thought cartoons were supposed to be funny. 224 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:07,420 Gaston, do you want to fight, Avery? Your tiny firm is unmatched. We'll tie 225 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,180 you in legal loopholes. We'll bury you in paperwork. 226 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,980 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers in this 24 hours a day to make sure your 227 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,600 name is more synonymous with failure than it already is. 228 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:18,820 Oh, and I almost forgot. 229 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,680 We don't validate parking. 230 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,040 You know what you could do with $50,000? 231 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,940 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 232 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:31,280 Flocks! You know what? Not that it really matters, but I'm out. Yeah, 233 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,700 that's right. I quit, man. 234 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,160 Go find another lure. This is already my personal freaking nightmare, and I'm not 235 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,120 sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 236 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,460 Sorry. 237 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:47,380 Butterfingers. 238 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,260 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 239 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,280 Why didn't you settle? 240 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,940 That's what we do here. We settle. 241 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,540 Dottie, what do we do here? 242 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,579 We settle. 243 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:09,320 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. He's a coyote. We're not 244 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,320 even trial lawyers. 245 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,700 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, so I don't even know if I'm 246 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,960 going to make it in on Monday. 247 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,880 Plus, trial prep adds up. 248 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:21,400 Photocopies in this economy. But if we beat Acme, then we can afford a ton of 249 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,200 photocopies. We won't beat Acme. 250 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:27,750 I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. The truth is, even if you quit 251 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,830 right now, the firm is already in the hole for adding these legal fees, and 252 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,010 that's just from today. 253 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:34,210 I mean, that could close down our doors. 254 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:39,470 Look, if we lose, we lose. 255 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:43,550 If we quit, we really lose a lot of money. 256 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:51,170 Okay, okay, okay, look, look. We got one true goal for this trial. 257 00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:52,530 It's this. 258 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,320 We can't look like fools, all right? 259 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:59,840 Our job is not to win this case. Our job is to still be in business when it's 260 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,900 over. That's the spirit. 261 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,260 Let's act like lawyers. 262 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:07,160 What do real lawyers do? They would find evidence and start making a list of 263 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160 witnesses. 264 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,260 The bird. 265 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:19,030 He did witness every time an Acme product malfunctioned. He could 266 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,090 corroborate Wiley's story. 267 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:21,510 Sure, whatever. 268 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:23,510 Add the Roadrunner to our witness list. 269 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:24,730 One more thing. 270 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,890 Where is Mr. Coyote going to stay? 271 00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:41,690 I've been so long in this old town I've tried my best to settle down 272 00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:47,810 But deep within the soul of me I know I must be free. 273 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,250 All right, don't give me that look. 274 00:23:54,510 --> 00:23:57,490 Yeah, I live in a motel. I got pool access. 275 00:23:57,890 --> 00:23:59,270 You know, there's no mortgage. 276 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:00,870 Never have to make my bed. 277 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:04,630 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat seafood buffet around the corner. 278 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:07,230 Tissues come out of a slide in the bathroom wall. 279 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,450 Stop that. 280 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,250 Hi, Jerry. 281 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:15,390 Yeah? 282 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:21,930 One second. 283 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:26,310 Yeah, 284 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,130 hi. I need another room for a few nights. 285 00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:32,090 Not near me, please. 286 00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:35,670 He's not a pet. 287 00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:37,430 He looks like a pet. 288 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:40,270 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 289 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,810 Cherry, come on. I've been living here for almost five years. You know me. 290 00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:45,090 No. 291 00:24:46,469 --> 00:24:47,490 Pets. All right. 292 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:49,390 Okay. You want to do this? 293 00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:53,290 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated or tamed animal kept as a 294 00:24:53,290 --> 00:24:55,810 companion in or outside an individual's residence. 295 00:24:56,230 --> 00:25:00,870 This is Mr. Coyote. He is my client. He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the 296 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:04,710 eyes of the law. And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it does not 297 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:08,390 apply to him, all right? It does not say no animals. And just my unbiased 298 00:25:08,390 --> 00:25:10,850 opinion, he may actually have a case against you for discrimination. 299 00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:12,830 Yeah. 300 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,020 He pees on the rug, it's on you. 301 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:21,400 All right, deal. But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 302 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,920 I mean, it's a motel. Plenty of people pee on the rugs. 303 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120 Oh, 304 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,600 right next door. 305 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,200 Of course. 306 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,460 bones. 307 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:22,250 Coming up next, a mouse breaks the sound barrier in Guanalahara. One week more to 308 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:26,150 catch Albuquerque's annual carrot festival while it's still in town. Are 309 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,109 you having fun? 310 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,110 We are! 311 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,460 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 312 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:25,580 Watch and learn. 313 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:29,840 So we take the subpoena like so. Just cover it with copious amounts of 314 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,280 birdseed. Roadrunner eats the birdseed, grabs his subpoena, and boom, he's 315 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160 legally obligated to show up to court. 316 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,200 Instant Roadrunner trap. 317 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:39,540 Beep, beep. 318 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,960 Is that some kind of inside thing with you guys? 319 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:57,300 Is everyone clear on our plan? No. Nah. Yes. 320 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,120 Paige, what's our plan? So we have to prove to a jury that acne cartoon 321 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:05,180 products are at fault for every accident that Wiley's had going back years. So we 322 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:09,140 are going to take pictures and we're going to gather evidence and we're going 323 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,580 to put the evidence in little bags. 324 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,240 and we're going to interview experts and witnesses, and we're going to highlight 325 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,920 big books of photocopied documents, and we're going to pound the pavement, and 326 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,920 we're going to study up, and we're going to try and catch our big eyewitness by 327 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,060 leaving a nice note in the desert, and if we follow my plan by the end of this, 328 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,200 we'll have enough evidence to take Acme down. 329 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,700 We really have nothing. 330 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,820 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, but this is nothing. 331 00:28:47,370 --> 00:28:48,430 All rise. 332 00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:59,650 The Court of the Second Judicial Circuit of Albuquerque is now in session. 333 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:03,170 The Honorable Judge Trapa Grosso presiding. 334 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,270 You may be seated. 335 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,520 Human. Cartoon. 336 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:31,940 Quiet! 337 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,540 My name is Judge Trapagrosso. 338 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:42,300 The name of the case is Coyote versus Acme. I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 339 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:46,740 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 340 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:48,660 Is that... Understood. 341 00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:50,420 Yes. 342 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,320 Mr. Crane. 343 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,080 We live in a great country, don't we? 344 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,260 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. You're free to live your 345 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:27,020 life any way you see fit. Could mean living in the desert, out in a cave, 346 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:32,860 spending your days chasing after a bird who is much, much faster than you. 347 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,880 But that, that is your right as an American. 348 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,480 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 349 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:43,360 If you were to take a missile, for instance, and you're going to glue 350 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,120 handlebars to it, well, that's... 351 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,660 That's your choice. 352 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,560 But we expect you to understand that that missile and those handlebars, they 353 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,000 aren't designed to catch birds. 354 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:59,460 What I will prove to this jury is that man, Wile E. Coyote, he is 355 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,300 reckless. And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 356 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:06,300 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 357 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,720 We all know who's responsible. 358 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,520 It's as clear as the desert sky. 359 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,640 I think I just laid an egg. 360 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,920 God bless America. 361 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:16,210 God bless the troops. 362 00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:19,310 Damn, that was really good. 363 00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:22,230 Please don't write that down. 364 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:27,270 And please don't write that down. Or that down. 365 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:30,150 Mr. Avery. 366 00:31:55,649 --> 00:31:59,350 Now, what did the defense say we're going to argue? 367 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:01,530 Huh? 368 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:05,310 I mean, I know the answer to it. I know the answer. I'm not asking you a 369 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:10,890 question. I mean, it is a question, but it's a question that I'm asking to me. 370 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:12,450 Let me start over. Let me start over. 371 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,810 Objection to my start. 372 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:21,730 So the defense said that we were going to argue that the products are dangerous 373 00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:27,790 and that acne is negligent in selling them. I do really agree with all that. I 374 00:32:27,790 --> 00:32:29,470 mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 375 00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:32,530 Sorry. One second, please. 376 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:37,810 We don't need evidence right now. Mr. Avery. 377 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:42,430 Okay. Excuse me, Your Honor. My client would like me to show you this. 378 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,880 Defective Acme Rocket Skate. And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 379 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,260 Nothing. 380 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,340 God bless America. 381 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,180 God bless the troops. 382 00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:06,590 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. 383 00:33:06,790 --> 00:33:11,530 Sources close to the case report that Acme is doing a fantastic job protecting 384 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:15,870 their brand and dignity, while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 385 00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:17,230 More after this. 386 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:25,190 One week more to catch Albuquerque's annual carrot festival while it's still 387 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,190 in town. 388 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:31,690 Yeah? 241, we've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 389 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,820 Seriously? It's the TV you're having a problem with. 390 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,680 Okay, I'll turn it. 391 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,500 Are you having fun? 392 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,800 We are. 393 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,180 Cherry, I turned it off. 394 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 What's up, Doc? 395 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,760 Who's this? 396 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:58,000 I can't tell you. I want to, but I can't. 397 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,020 Pickle, ain't it? You sure you have the right number? 398 00:34:10,609 --> 00:34:12,389 Oh, my God. You could stop this case? 399 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:15,170 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 400 00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:17,530 I have an associate with information. 401 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:21,090 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 402 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:22,308 Well, who? 403 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,570 Where do I find him? Write this down. I'm only going to say it once. Okay, 404 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,250 okay. Grabbing a pen. Hang on. Hang on. 405 00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:31,989 666 Scary Road Drive. That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. Look for it. 406 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:43,960 Will I be able to contact you again? 407 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,680 Mr. 408 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,960 Leghorn. Buddy, I say buddy, you little rascal, you. 409 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,259 That was Bora Bora. 410 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:13,120 The tax haven's so nice. They named it twice. 411 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:18,700 So I say, I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit in the animated sector. 412 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,980 Talk to PR about this. You know, it's a local paper and pretty flattering. You 413 00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:26,060 know, I'm going to win this case as fast as I can. But in the meantime, I think 414 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:28,800 things like this make us look pretty good in the public eye. Not ideal, but 415 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:34,880 you know, it's like killing two birds with one stone. 416 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,940 Two birds, one stone. 417 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,290 What a vile. expression. 418 00:35:40,910 --> 00:35:46,930 Rotten. We both know it would be very, I say, very unpleasant for everyone 419 00:35:46,930 --> 00:35:53,130 involved if anything bigger, I say bigger, were to become public. 420 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:08,650 Mysterious caller. 421 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,939 It's so cool. 422 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:11,000 So what did he sound like? 423 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,340 I don't know. He was kind of like, eh, what's up, doc? 424 00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,580 I have information. 425 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,240 Chomp, chomp, chomp. He was like chewing on a cracker or something. 426 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760 Okay. 427 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:23,320 Well, Matt was saying it should be right here. 428 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:25,860 It's just a wall. 429 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,480 Jack? God. 430 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:29,820 Is there a Jack anywhere? 431 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,440 Wait. 432 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:34,900 What's that? 433 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,980 Oh, that kind of Jack. 434 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:38,910 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 435 00:36:57,070 --> 00:37:00,410 Well, there's the duck, and he is sitting. 436 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:02,010 Feels a bit easy. 437 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,290 Well, good thing I like easy. 438 00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:06,970 Excuse me. 439 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,020 Hi, uh, my name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. I'm a personal injury attorney. 440 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,960 Well, look who decided to show up. Oh, great. Thank you. I wasn't sure if you 441 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,980 knew we were coming. You're a little late, and you're still wearing that 442 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:24,480 hideous suit. Take your pants off right over there, please, and, um, strike a 443 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,780 pose. Uh, no. It's so difficult to find nude models these days. Sit down. 444 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:31,380 Uh... Sarsaparilla? 445 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,360 We're all right, thank you. 446 00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:35,620 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. 447 00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:38,120 I expect this is going to take a few hours. 448 00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:43,580 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say that you might have some important 449 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:47,600 information. Yeah, information that can help us enter a case quickly. 450 00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:48,980 Information? 451 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,420 Yes. About Acme? 452 00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:52,700 Acme? 453 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,200 Uh, yes. 454 00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,520 Acme. Acme? 455 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,120 Acme? After all this, they call me Daffy? 456 00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:08,150 Daffy, Acme, Ac-you! 457 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:10,810 You'll never get it out of me! I'll tell you everything. 458 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,090 Your face is covered in Acme! 459 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:23,430 Whatever you need to know about Acme is inside the box! Mr. Doc! Mr. Doc! 460 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,010 He really shouldn't be here. 461 00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:03,400 We drove him crazy and we got a can of paint. Well, it could be important. 462 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,980 Clearly he's been holding on to this for a while. 463 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,440 Wait. 464 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,840 That's all, folks. 465 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,500 Are we the folks? 466 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,280 Do you think we're going to get kidnapped? 467 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800 Held to ransom? 468 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,360 I feel so alive. 469 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,400 So what do you think it is? 470 00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:35,350 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 471 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:38,930 And yet he walked in anyway. 472 00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,330 What are you doing? 473 00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:43,550 I'm following Wiley. 474 00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:47,890 Now I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 475 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:52,590 Coming into the tunnel. 476 00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:11,930 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious tunnels in your fancy classes 477 00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:12,930 at Oxford. 478 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,890 I bet they discourage it, actually. 479 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:17,730 Actually, I thought about majoring in mysterious tunnels. 480 00:41:18,170 --> 00:41:19,410 No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 481 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,190 What have we got here? 482 00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,490 Hey! I found a message! 483 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:35,850 What does it say? 484 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,450 It says Daffy. 485 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,850 I'm not sure how long I have. 486 00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:42,130 I hope this message gets to you. 487 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:56,050 Things have gone awry with Project Sisyphus. 488 00:41:57,090 --> 00:42:00,110 Sisyphus? What is Project Sisyphus? 489 00:42:01,330 --> 00:42:06,550 Acme is watching my every move, and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger. 490 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:25,100 Wiley? If you see this message, please send help. 491 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,400 Dr. Lori. 492 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,300 Kevin! Train! 493 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,840 No, no! 494 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,970 Did I not say unspeakably dangerous? 495 00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:05,930 Didn't I say those exact words? I did. Okay, what could this mean? Project 496 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,030 Sisyphus. I don't know. 497 00:43:08,410 --> 00:43:10,030 I don't know. What? 498 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,630 What just happened? 499 00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:16,870 What? 500 00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:20,650 Boss, I think they're on to us. 501 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:26,130 Okay. So Sisyphus is from Greek pathology, and he was punished by the 502 00:43:26,130 --> 00:43:30,390 gods and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day, but it would just roll 503 00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:32,610 right back down for eternity. 504 00:43:35,990 --> 00:43:36,990 Huh. 505 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,310 And it was also what Daffy was painting. 506 00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:41,050 So what? 507 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:42,590 That's not evidence. 508 00:43:42,950 --> 00:43:46,890 None of this is going to help us win a trial. All right, it's all just a waste 509 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:47,848 of our time. 510 00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:51,930 We have a client who, no offense, can't read a warning label. 511 00:43:53,150 --> 00:43:56,070 Piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 512 00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:58,190 We have nothing, Paige. 513 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:03,670 You've been settling Acme cases for years, and you have never stopped to 514 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:08,830 think and see a pattern. A pattern? Yes. My clients go boom, and two seconds 515 00:44:08,830 --> 00:44:09,830 later, they're fine. 516 00:44:10,090 --> 00:44:11,090 Nobody cares. 517 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,450 So that makes it okay? 518 00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,630 Boom, $100, that's fair? 519 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:18,270 This case... 520 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,400 can make it right. This is your opportunity to really show people what 521 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,960 you're capable of. Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 522 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,740 And why do you assume you're gonna lose? 523 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:28,140 Are you kidding? 524 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:31,380 It is really super easy to lose. 525 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,480 And it's better you learn that now. 526 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:40,120 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 527 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:46,060 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm and help the rich guys get 528 00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:47,060 richer. 529 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:52,620 I thought... I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 530 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,900 Yeah, me too. 531 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,120 So, uh, what is it about the Roadrunner? 532 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,500 There are no words. 533 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,320 I envy you, really. 534 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:08,180 It must be nice to have such a clear goal. 535 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,240 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 536 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:16,560 You know, I was hungry and I was chasing, but I didn't like the pressure 537 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,740 of having to always win. 538 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,180 I got burned out on trying. 539 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,100 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 540 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,820 What are you doing? 541 00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:27,600 Stop! Stop! 542 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,359 Stop! 543 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,360 Stop! 544 00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:36,780 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 545 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,360 You made it. 546 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,600 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 547 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,480 Hey, Wiley. 548 00:47:51,580 --> 00:47:52,580 Thanks. 549 00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:53,780 I'll see you tomorrow. 550 00:49:04,970 --> 00:49:05,970 Are you sitting down? 551 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:09,170 Uh, yes. Well, sounds not. Is that going to be a problem? 552 00:49:09,790 --> 00:49:14,270 Wiley is conning us. The only reason he's doing this case is to catch and 553 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:16,750 kill the Roadrunner during the trial. 554 00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:18,030 That's not good. 555 00:49:18,410 --> 00:49:21,850 It's all just part of a plot. She's using us so we'll put the bird on the 556 00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:22,629 witness stand. 557 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:25,250 If the Roadrunner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 558 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:29,530 I'll look like a fool. If the firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. That's 559 00:49:29,530 --> 00:49:31,710 kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 560 00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,930 Fine. We'll be garbage men. 561 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,960 Kevin. Okay, garbage people. 562 00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:37,920 My dad's garbage people. 563 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:42,320 Okay. I'm just really nervous about letting Wiley back into this courtroom. 564 00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:46,020 Without Wiley, there's no trial. With no trial, there's no firm. And without the 565 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,400 firm, we gonna be broke. 566 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:52,080 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, but you're gonna have to convince him that 567 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,700 the Roadrunner will be there. 568 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:58,780 Paige, I was wrong. See what you can find out about Project Sisyphus and how 569 00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:01,920 it's connected to Acme. Great. I'm already on it. Okay. 570 00:50:18,090 --> 00:50:19,090 Bye. 571 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,640 Hi. I was just wondering if a Dr. Laurie still lives here? 572 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:59,940 They listen, you know. 573 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,580 Would you like some tea, dearie? 574 00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:12,040 It was a very happy marriage. He used to work long days, but 575 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:18,000 would still come home and play the piano for me for hours. because he knew how 576 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,500 much I loved it. We had 87 years together. 577 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,920 I am grateful. 578 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:28,180 Um, when did Dr. Lorry pass away, if you don't mind me asking? 579 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,460 Oh, he's not dead. 580 00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:32,300 He's missing. 581 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:38,500 He went to work one day with our little bird, and I never saw either of them 582 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:44,740 again. They told me he ran off with his secretary, but I... I don't think so. 583 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,720 His secretary was a penguin. 584 00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:50,140 What can you tell me about Project Sisyphus? 585 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,320 What? 586 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:09,280 Which day what? 587 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,940 Oh, which day is the Roadrunner testifying? 588 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:17,640 Any day now. Why? Do you have any particular reason for wanting to catch 589 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,640 up with him? 590 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,980 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 591 00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:30,920 I need this roadrunner. 592 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,840 Absolutely. 593 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,160 Why exactly? 594 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,720 He's the only one that's seen every time this moron's used our products 595 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,420 incorrectly. I had to bet. 596 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000 He's holding a grudge. 597 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:43,440 Go out there and you bring him to me. 598 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:45,470 How hard could it be to catch a bird? 599 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:26,140 I will follow 600 00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:59,660 My husband was the head inventor of animated products at Acme. He was so 601 00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:01,240 excited when he got the job. 602 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,860 He wanted to make things that really helped cartoons. 603 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:07,300 Like the anti-lump pump. 604 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,960 An eraser of stinky lines. 605 00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:15,520 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 606 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:21,580 After a while, things changed. 607 00:55:22,140 --> 00:55:24,580 He didn't like what was going on. 608 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,080 And then he disappeared. 609 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,080 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 610 00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:36,780 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... What's up, Doc? 611 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,720 I don't know the man on the telephone. 612 00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:46,740 I don't know where my dear husband went. But I know Project Sisyphus is the 613 00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:48,560 reason he's gone. 614 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:22,940 So obviously we hit a speed bump. 615 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,200 Does it itch? 616 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,420 Yes. 617 00:56:26,779 --> 00:56:28,000 But I'm afraid to touch it. 618 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,100 You eyes and ears out there. What happened? 619 00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:41,460 What did you see? 620 00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:42,960 Well, I taught Utah. 621 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,500 Utah, Utah? 622 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,900 I don't pay you to tink Utah. I pay you to talk. Utah. 623 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,520 Utah? Or Utah, Utah? 624 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,860 Because you just said Utah, Utah. 625 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,420 I did. I did talk. 626 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,500 What did you teach? What did you talk? 627 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,820 down on the eastern perimeter. 628 00:56:58,340 --> 00:57:04,480 Ultimately, that's where he ran off. That roadrunner is very, very fast, sir. 629 00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:07,760 No! Step your game up, Bird. They're getting too close. 630 00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,300 I don't just want him scared. I want him ruined! 631 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,080 I want him to stop digging around. 632 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,160 You know what happened to Dr. Laurie. 633 00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,500 You want the same thing to happen to your granny? No! 634 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:31,350 Hey, great job, big dog. Shut up, Patches! Absolutely, sir. Want to say 635 00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:32,350 another word? 636 00:57:40,490 --> 00:57:45,330 I wish I could say more, but Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 637 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:50,470 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 638 00:57:58,350 --> 00:57:59,610 eyes and ears everywhere. 639 00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:11,950 Paige? 640 00:58:17,650 --> 00:58:18,650 Are you okay? 641 00:58:18,690 --> 00:58:19,690 Oh, I'm totally fine. 642 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,310 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of a window, but there just 643 00:58:22,310 --> 00:58:23,370 never really was a right time. 644 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:26,590 Listen, Dr. Laurie's widow gave me this tape. 645 00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:30,060 And I've listened to it a thousand times, and there's something in the 646 00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:34,040 background. But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 647 00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:35,460 That's the guy who called me. 648 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,800 Yeah, I know, but can you hear it? 649 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:39,520 I wish I could say more. 650 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,720 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 651 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:45,540 Wait, Wiley. 652 00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:48,260 That's evidence. Okay, that's enough. 653 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,220 Wiley, Wiley. Stop. 654 00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:56,420 Is there some kind of... 655 00:58:56,650 --> 00:58:57,650 Can I answer this? 656 00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:06,850 There it is. 657 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,130 Wait. 658 00:59:08,610 --> 00:59:09,830 I know this song. 659 00:59:10,090 --> 00:59:10,908 From where? 660 00:59:10,910 --> 00:59:15,490 I don't know. It's like a TV show or an ad or... Wait. 661 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,110 Albuquerque's Annual Carrot Festival. 662 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,830 Okay. What is that? 663 00:59:22,090 --> 00:59:24,630 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. 664 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,200 It happens every year annually. 665 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,280 Hello? 666 00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:43,820 Mystery caller? 667 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,520 Mystery caller, who called me? 668 00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:48,740 Tell them we're from Avery Jones and Maltese. 669 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:52,600 We're from Avery Jones and Maltese. You can show yourself at any time. 670 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,060 So, uh, what is up, Doc? 671 00:59:57,820 --> 00:59:58,820 Who's there? 672 00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:02,760 I'll never tell you, Mac. I'm a creature of the night, a shadow that moves. 673 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:06,860 You'll never figure out who I... Oh, my. 674 01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:12,000 Oh, heavens. You've seen my face. Don't look at me. I'm too... beautiful. 675 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:13,920 Mystery color? 676 01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:18,080 I tell you, the Bunchy has been bumbling and stumbling your way through this case 677 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:18,919 for weeks. 678 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,260 You're lucky you have me on your side. Hey. 679 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,160 You been followed? Got eyes on you? Caught by a red light camera? Spotted by 680 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:25,839 a drone? 681 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,740 Have you been bugged? 682 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,260 This is just getting embarrassing now. Look, I got like a million questions for 683 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,580 you. Why didn't you call again? 684 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,280 What happened to Dr. Laurie? And what can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 685 01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:41,260 Enough with the questions, Counselor. This calls for a flashback. 686 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:46,040 Dr. Laurie was the head inventor of acne cartoon products, you see. 687 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,560 He built some amazing things. 688 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,930 Essentials. Like the quick-change machine. 689 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:57,130 One day, they sent an executive from corporate to oversee things. 690 01:00:57,390 --> 01:00:58,890 Guy was a real toy. 691 01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:03,290 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 692 01:01:04,270 --> 01:01:07,110 They called it Project Sisyphus. 693 01:01:07,870 --> 01:01:11,970 Under the new management, the test became increasingly reckless. 694 01:01:14,430 --> 01:01:15,890 I'm not sure I understand. 695 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,740 What was it all for? They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 696 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,860 They were using cartoons to invent products. 697 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,980 Dr. Lorry told them this was wrong and that their tests were harmful to 698 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:30,980 cartoons. 699 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:33,880 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 700 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,140 But instead, they put an end to him. 701 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:43,240 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus is either missing... 702 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:47,020 were forced to work for Acme. Or quacked. 703 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,940 And when did the program end? Don't you see? 704 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:51,360 It never ended. 705 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,600 It evolved. 706 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:58,980 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, they let them out into the real 707 01:01:58,980 --> 01:01:59,980 world. Yes. 708 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,700 Wiley's rocket skates, they were designed to backfire. 709 01:02:03,980 --> 01:02:08,040 Now you're getting it. The more something breaks, the more a cartoon 710 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,940 gets hurt, the more data to make better Acme products for humans. 711 01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:13,720 Exactly, exactly. 712 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,240 Wiley, you're what they call a high-usage user. 713 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:25,100 They let you boom and splat and bang for years and years, knowing full well the 714 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:29,420 toll. Would you testify to this in court? The world needs to hear this. No, 715 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,320 no, no. You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 716 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:38,640 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. He's a master of spin. His name is... Uh 717 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,880 -oh, that's my cue. 718 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:03,460 I think they got him. 719 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:10,580 They didn't. Hey, if anyone asks, tell them your informant was a little hunter 720 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,580 with a funny hat. 721 01:03:12,190 --> 01:03:12,850 on you bye 722 01:03:12,850 --> 01:03:24,410 yeah 723 01:03:24,410 --> 01:03:31,370 that's great no one's gonna get through that 724 01:03:31,370 --> 01:03:33,690 door any added security is great 725 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,060 Will you tell us your role at ACME for the record? 726 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,020 Easy, 727 01:03:47,180 --> 01:03:48,180 easy. 728 01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:53,020 Okay, great. He says anything wrong, we get him out of here. Done. And what does 729 01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:55,700 your role as PR representative entail? 730 01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:03,180 ACME. So you have authority to speak for ACME. 731 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:11,030 What can you tell us about... Project Sisyphus. 732 01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:13,370 Mr. 733 01:04:15,390 --> 01:04:21,110 Devil, what is Project Sisyphus? Mayor, mind you, you are under oath. 734 01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:27,250 Put it forward! 735 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:31,950 Objection! 736 01:04:32,630 --> 01:04:34,970 Counselors, approach the bench. 737 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,920 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 738 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:44,020 They just ejected my witness. 739 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:45,340 We don't know that. 740 01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:54,040 Couldn't agree more, Your Honor. I'd like to file a motion to exclude all 741 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,300 evidence submitted by the prosecution. 742 01:04:55,660 --> 01:04:58,560 Save the original pair of rocket skates. All else is overreaching. Motion 743 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,360 granted. Are you kidding? 744 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:03,620 Thank you, Your Honor. Now in response, I'd like to file a motion for dismissal 745 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:04,700 due to lack of evidence. 746 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Motion granted. 747 01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,280 I'm tired of all this bunk. 748 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:11,960 You're not allowed to say that. That's the beauty of being a judge. I can say 749 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:12,960 whatever I want. 750 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:16,240 Mistrial? There, I said it. Case dismissed. 751 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:18,460 Case dismissed. 752 01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:28,340 I have a comment. 753 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:32,940 What happened in there was a miscarriage of justice. 754 01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:34,830 But it was not a surprise. 755 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:39,930 The Acme Corporation has knowingly been putting dangerous products into the 756 01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:41,850 hands of cartoons for decades. 757 01:05:42,330 --> 01:05:46,510 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an insidious plot that they call 758 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:51,850 Project Sisyphus. They have threatened the safety of myself and my client. 759 01:05:52,170 --> 01:05:57,170 Look, bombs, boulders, pianos, they will stop at nothing. 760 01:05:57,790 --> 01:06:02,630 But myself and my associates, we will keep fighting. 761 01:06:03,310 --> 01:06:06,910 I mean, these companies think they can do whatever they want and get away with 762 01:06:06,910 --> 01:06:08,430 all of it. Because they do. 763 01:06:09,150 --> 01:06:10,150 We're sick of it. 764 01:06:10,490 --> 01:06:13,950 And it stops now. So we're getting ready to launch a... 765 01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:24,470 Excuse me. Moment. Excuse me. Excuse me. More chaos in court today after the ACME 766 01:06:24,470 --> 01:06:28,870 trial was dismissed by the very fair and honorable Judge Tropo Grosso. The 767 01:06:28,870 --> 01:06:32,870 plaintiffs made their objections known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 768 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:34,169 It's all good. 769 01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:35,350 Nothing to see here. 770 01:06:37,970 --> 01:06:39,170 Is that your car? 771 01:06:55,569 --> 01:06:56,569 Hey, Paige. 772 01:06:56,630 --> 01:06:57,630 Have you seen? 773 01:06:58,050 --> 01:06:59,170 What? Your speech. 774 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:02,010 It's the number one trending news item in the country right now. It's 775 01:07:02,010 --> 01:07:03,310 everywhere. What? 776 01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:04,670 Do you like my speech? 777 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:08,710 Well, and the car exploding, I think, is a part of it. 778 01:07:09,530 --> 01:07:12,010 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. 779 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,250 I gotta go. 780 01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:17,230 Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Any comment on Congress agreeing to hear your case? Uh, 781 01:07:17,230 --> 01:07:18,670 uh, Congress? 782 01:07:19,110 --> 01:07:21,130 Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn agreeing to testify? 783 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,720 No, did you say Congress? They're putting Acme under the microscope. 784 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,860 You're going to D.C. 785 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:32,580 We're going to D.C.? We're going to D.C.? Uh, okay, well, uh, 786 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,820 no, no comment. 787 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,000 Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! 788 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,600 Miss Raven! Miss Raven! 789 01:07:37,940 --> 01:07:40,180 Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 790 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:40,300 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 791 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:40,500 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 792 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,140 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 793 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:42,340 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 794 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:42,340 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 795 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:42,360 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss 796 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:42,979 Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! Miss Raven! 797 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:45,680 Miss Raven! 798 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,300 Miss Raven! Miss Raven! 799 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,800 Miss Raven! 800 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:51,100 Miss Raven! 801 01:07:51,370 --> 01:07:54,270 There's no hearing. This whole thing will have been for nothing. 802 01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:58,030 The roadrunner will be there. 803 01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:01,530 Yeah, of course. 804 01:08:01,690 --> 01:08:02,690 He'll be there. 805 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:03,870 Yeah, he's coming. 806 01:08:04,390 --> 01:08:05,810 I promise. 807 01:08:07,470 --> 01:08:08,470 So come on. 808 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:10,130 What do you say? 809 01:08:10,830 --> 01:08:12,770 The whole world will be watching. 810 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:14,890 He'll be there. 811 01:08:21,010 --> 01:08:21,929 All right. 812 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:23,130 Good. Come on. Let's go. 813 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:48,359 What initially seemed to be a case of routine product malfunction has turned 814 01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:49,460 into a David vs. 815 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,600 Goliath tale as old as time. We'd like to wish our furry little friend good 816 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,000 luck in D.C. We're rooting for you, Wiley. And we always were. 817 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,220 From day one. 818 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:09,100 When a company is this 819 01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:13,100 successful, there's always someone looking to tear it down. 820 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,560 But our hands are clean. 821 01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:18,300 Flight attendants, prepare for landing. 822 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,300 Sorry about that initial wrong turn out of Albuquerque, folks. 823 01:09:54,350 --> 01:10:00,050 Please be quiet Wiley please be quiet 824 01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:06,450 Look I promise you what I have to do is more important than what you have to do 825 01:10:06,450 --> 01:10:16,990 There's 826 01:10:16,990 --> 01:10:17,990 been a change of plans 827 01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:26,670 He couldn't make it, right? 828 01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:38,270 Okay, fine. 829 01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:41,890 You think I would drag the Roadrunner out here so you could destroy me in 830 01:10:41,890 --> 01:10:42,930 front of the entire world? 831 01:10:43,350 --> 01:10:46,410 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom so you could catch him and eat 832 01:10:46,410 --> 01:10:48,130 him. So why would I help you do that? 833 01:10:50,030 --> 01:10:51,530 Okay, yeah, I lied. 834 01:10:51,810 --> 01:10:52,669 I lied. 835 01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:56,690 I needed you to stay with this case. But you know what? You lied to me. 836 01:10:57,030 --> 01:11:01,830 Huh? You misled me. You made me think that this case was about something. 837 01:11:02,070 --> 01:11:03,070 And it is. 838 01:11:03,330 --> 01:11:06,830 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. Did you not even process 839 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,930 what the rabbit said? 840 01:11:08,170 --> 01:11:11,870 You're a high-usage user. I mean, look at all this stuff. 841 01:11:12,130 --> 01:11:13,130 You're addicted. 842 01:11:13,610 --> 01:11:18,870 Every explosion, every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, Acme wanted 843 01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:22,370 that. You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 844 01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:27,070 My entire routine. Probably all going to blow up in my face because you wanted a 845 01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:28,070 drumstick. 846 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:30,430 Oh, myself? 847 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:35,530 You have only cared about your plan this entire time. Oh, the roadrunner, the 848 01:11:35,530 --> 01:11:37,590 roadrunner. I'm so sick of this roadrunner. 849 01:11:38,150 --> 01:11:40,190 You're never going to catch him! 850 01:11:43,590 --> 01:11:44,590 Okay? 851 01:11:45,590 --> 01:11:47,950 You just, you really aren't. 852 01:11:48,630 --> 01:11:49,790 Just stop trying. 853 01:11:58,460 --> 01:11:59,820 Yeah. Hey, Kev. 854 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:04,780 Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this right before the hearing, but we've 855 01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:06,780 spent every last cent on this trial. 856 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:09,459 We're out of money. 857 01:12:09,460 --> 01:12:10,980 So what does that mean? 858 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,180 It means unless there's some kind of miracle, there's not going to be a firm 859 01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:16,180 to come back to. 860 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:20,220 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 861 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:21,940 I can't go. 862 01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:25,440 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 863 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,760 We just thought you should know. 864 01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:23,140 What is the holdup? 865 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,960 He's in the bathroom. 866 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,920 Thought you had a rough night, huh? 867 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,580 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 868 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:49,060 Come on. Do you really want to go out there? I mean... 869 01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:51,510 All those cameras. 870 01:16:52,110 --> 01:16:53,110 The pressure. 871 01:16:57,790 --> 01:16:58,790 What is this? 872 01:16:58,850 --> 01:16:59,990 That's everything you ever wanted. 873 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:01,650 Freedom from responsibility. 874 01:17:03,790 --> 01:17:04,790 That's no strings attached. 875 01:17:05,590 --> 01:17:07,290 That is under the table. That's for you. 876 01:17:07,510 --> 01:17:09,090 All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. 877 01:17:09,410 --> 01:17:10,410 I mean, come on. 878 01:17:10,950 --> 01:17:14,410 You really want to just keep doing the same thing over and over again? Try, 879 01:17:14,610 --> 01:17:16,090 fail, try, fail. 880 01:17:16,950 --> 01:17:17,950 Expecting a different result. 881 01:17:21,930 --> 01:17:25,690 I just realized that, uh, yeah, I do. 882 01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:33,830 You get the gist. 883 01:17:35,190 --> 01:17:40,250 Oh, my 884 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:47,110 God. You look like a 885 01:17:47,110 --> 01:17:48,350 stuntman. Is Wiley here? 886 01:17:48,670 --> 01:17:49,670 He's not with you? 887 01:17:50,010 --> 01:17:53,270 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles an hour on the highway strapped 888 01:17:53,270 --> 01:17:54,270 to a refrigerator. 889 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:57,250 What the hell? I thought you guys were in the hotel room next to me. I feel so 890 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,250 left out. 891 01:17:58,330 --> 01:17:59,610 I really screwed up. 892 01:18:00,350 --> 01:18:03,450 He knows the roadrunner's not coming. He knows I lied. 893 01:18:04,190 --> 01:18:05,190 Ugh. 894 01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:06,550 A jerk. 895 01:18:06,710 --> 01:18:09,570 I should have been honest with him. It just seemed easier. 896 01:18:11,810 --> 01:18:16,910 Mr. Avery, thank you for joining us today. We are here to determine... 897 01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:21,700 Whether or not Acme products are a danger to society, where was your 898 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,700 client? 899 01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:27,180 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 900 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:31,820 Senator Fudd, the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary to grace us 901 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:35,180 with his presence at the scheduled time should tell you all you need to know 902 01:18:35,180 --> 01:18:36,180 about his character. 903 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,220 Hmm. I think this does tell us a lot. 904 01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:43,740 Look, my client has a long history with Acme. 905 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,320 He's been using their products... Sorry. 906 01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:53,460 products for decades why is that if they're so dangerous well he 907 01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:58,820 doesn't have a choice really acme has a monopoly over all the tools required for 908 01:18:58,820 --> 01:19:04,340 mr coyote's work his work i have here that he's unemployed and living in a 909 01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:05,340 cave 910 01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:17,550 Pursuant to Sylvester V. Gonzalez, Chase by Predator is a legal occupation under 911 01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:18,550 the law. 912 01:19:18,790 --> 01:19:22,030 He may not get a salary, but he works. 913 01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:26,310 In fact, he's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. 914 01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,130 And he's brave. 915 01:19:29,230 --> 01:19:35,150 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope over the largest canyon. He'll straddle 916 01:19:35,150 --> 01:19:39,190 a rocket that he's glued handlebars to without batting an eye. I mean... 917 01:19:46,459 --> 01:19:52,100 Look, when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, I was the laziest person you 918 01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:53,100 could ever imagine. 919 01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:57,020 I didn't want to work. I didn't want to try anything. 920 01:19:57,860 --> 01:20:01,280 Because deep down, I didn't want to fail. 921 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:03,860 But he's not afraid of that. 922 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:11,500 No matter what happens, he picks himself up. He tries again and again and again 923 01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,339 and again. 924 01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:13,920 He would never... 925 01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:15,220 think of quitting. 926 01:20:16,340 --> 01:20:20,200 He wakes up every morning with purpose and with hope. 927 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,900 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 928 01:20:46,670 --> 01:20:48,030 You don't need signs anymore. 929 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:49,710 Thank you for coming back. 930 01:20:52,430 --> 01:20:57,470 Mr. Weghorn, thank you for taking the time from your busy schedule. Now we've 931 01:20:57,470 --> 01:21:01,150 requested that Mr. Avery ask you a few questions today. 932 01:21:02,950 --> 01:21:04,730 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 933 01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:06,910 He's a blowhard. He's a huge ego. 934 01:21:07,190 --> 01:21:08,190 Here I am, son. 935 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:10,489 All right. 936 01:21:10,490 --> 01:21:11,790 I can work with that. 937 01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:34,820 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the ACME program known as Project Sisyphus? 938 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,780 I am familiar with the name. 939 01:21:38,340 --> 01:21:43,540 Okay. And how would you explain the type of program that it is to this committee? 940 01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:45,840 Why, it's one of research and development. 941 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:50,960 Great. So you're constantly innovating your cartoon product line to make it 942 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,820 better? Yes, sir. Okay. That makes sense. 943 01:21:54,020 --> 01:21:58,570 But if you're studying these products so closely... Why are they malfunctioning 944 01:21:58,570 --> 01:21:59,349 so frequently? 945 01:21:59,350 --> 01:22:01,230 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 946 01:22:01,510 --> 01:22:04,570 Well, son, business is complex. 947 01:22:05,850 --> 01:22:10,590 Okay, now, does any of the information that you get from Project Sisyphus go 948 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:12,210 into developing the human line? 949 01:22:12,430 --> 01:22:17,410 Sure. Sure. Okay, so you admit it. He just admitted it. Did you hear that? He 950 01:22:17,410 --> 01:22:20,810 admitted it. You're intentionally giving dangerous products to cartoons, 951 01:22:20,950 --> 01:22:23,870 willfully causing pain to millions in this process? 952 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:34,320 You think progress isn't worth a little pain? 953 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,080 A little discomfort? 954 01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:39,980 It is, son. It always has been. 955 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:44,800 Besides, nothing we've done today or any other day is illegal. 956 01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:47,200 Isn't that right, Mr. Crane? 957 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,000 Absolutely. Absolutely. 958 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:53,520 The law is completely on our side here, and so is the popular opinion of the 959 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,279 silent majority. 960 01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:55,380 Thank you, Mr. 961 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:59,160 Crane. Mr. Langhorne. And another thing. Take a seat, son. 962 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,940 I'm asking the... 963 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:04,030 Questions here. Take a seat, son. 964 01:23:06,610 --> 01:23:08,970 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 965 01:23:11,690 --> 01:23:18,290 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster on the poultry farm where I 966 01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:20,050 learned a valuable lesson. 967 01:23:21,050 --> 01:23:23,650 Cartoons are resilient. 968 01:23:25,090 --> 01:23:28,050 Hit us with a mallet. Throw us off a cliff. 969 01:23:28,270 --> 01:23:29,490 We can take it. 970 01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:36,900 Speaking as a cartoon, I think it can even be a little bit funny. Am I right? 971 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:47,560 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 972 01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:51,780 Pain is a part of life, and it's valuable. 973 01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:56,240 You like that comfortable rubber in those shoes there, don't you, son? 974 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:57,640 Well, that's duty-free. 975 01:23:58,110 --> 01:24:04,090 We developed it by bouncing it one million times off the face of a cartoon. 976 01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:10,830 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. That high-speed tonic got us 977 01:24:10,830 --> 01:24:11,830 to the moon. 978 01:24:11,890 --> 01:24:17,250 So yes, yes, our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 979 01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:20,290 Sometimes they do backfire. 980 01:24:20,870 --> 01:24:27,170 Sometimes they push the boundaries of gravity and science. 981 01:24:27,820 --> 01:24:30,280 But do you all want to live in a world without new? 982 01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:32,320 Without progress? 983 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,560 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 984 01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:39,660 You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. 985 01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:42,680 Well, that's right. 986 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:49,940 And in this case, if that egg is some low-life, cave-dwelling desert dog with 987 01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:54,500 no connections, no family, no friends, I'm sorry, but so be it. No harm. 988 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:55,880 No foul. 989 01:24:55,900 --> 01:25:00,520 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. Well, I was under the impression 990 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:05,680 that no one would speak on his behalf apart from his lawyer. Is there anyone 991 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:10,940 in the whole wide world who cares what happens to the coyote at all? 992 01:25:42,089 --> 01:25:43,089 Mr. 993 01:25:46,950 --> 01:25:51,370 Runner, we will be asking you a series of yes or no questions. 994 01:25:51,690 --> 01:25:54,590 Two beeps for yes, one beep for no. 995 01:25:54,970 --> 01:25:55,970 Do you understand? 996 01:25:56,590 --> 01:26:03,330 Are you a 997 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:04,330 bird? 998 01:26:04,350 --> 01:26:06,610 Are you easy to catch? 999 01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:08,650 Okay, good. 1000 01:26:11,050 --> 01:26:14,450 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 1001 01:26:15,490 --> 01:26:22,430 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any acne products while in your 1002 01:26:22,430 --> 01:26:24,050 presence in the desert? 1003 01:26:29,539 --> 01:26:32,540 Have those products always failed? 1004 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:34,600 Mr. 1005 01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:42,400 Runner, have you been a witness to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 1006 01:26:58,350 --> 01:27:00,290 Would you call him a friend? 1007 01:27:04,710 --> 01:27:05,710 Well, 1008 01:27:07,350 --> 01:27:09,890 thank you, Mr. Runner. Thank you for coming here today. 1009 01:27:10,330 --> 01:27:13,010 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 1010 01:27:14,190 --> 01:27:16,910 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 1011 01:27:28,650 --> 01:27:29,650 Are you coming back? 1012 01:27:43,430 --> 01:27:44,430 Mr. Avery. 1013 01:27:56,800 --> 01:28:00,100 I must admit, I am very, very moved. 1014 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:08,060 However, you have offered no proof of Acme's culpability other than the pain 1015 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:10,280 and suffering of this one singular coyote. 1016 01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:15,400 Therefore, as much as it pains me, you leave me no other choice. 1017 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:19,540 All in agreement to dismiss this investigation, say aye. 1018 01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:20,900 Aye. 1019 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,500 Yes. 1020 01:28:30,990 --> 01:28:31,990 Fail. 1021 01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:39,130 Well, no hard feelings, boys. It's a tough world out there. Better luck next 1022 01:28:39,130 --> 01:28:41,670 time. I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1023 01:28:45,130 --> 01:28:46,830 Go for it. 1024 01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:02,370 Thank you. 1025 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:55,360 Get back here, Avery. You can't walk away from me in a suit like that. 1026 01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:58,220 Do you know how much I'm worth? 1027 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:00,980 Don't you laugh, Senator. 1028 01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:17,840 We tried. 1029 01:30:18,780 --> 01:30:19,820 We tried. 1030 01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:24,160 And thank you, uh, both, for pushing me. 1031 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:30,040 Wait. What's going on? 1032 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:37,380 Hey, look! 1033 01:30:37,740 --> 01:30:39,700 It's the lawyers! They're here! 1034 01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:48,110 Thank you for what you've done. 1035 01:30:49,290 --> 01:30:49,850 What 1036 01:30:49,850 --> 01:30:56,830 is 1037 01:30:56,830 --> 01:31:03,390 this? They all want to sue Acme. 1038 01:31:04,110 --> 01:31:08,110 Even after how poorly you did, they trust you. 1039 01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:17,390 You believe it? You can't. Oh, something's in your office apparently is 1040 01:31:17,390 --> 01:31:18,390 very important. 1041 01:31:18,710 --> 01:31:19,710 Hey, what do we got? 1042 01:31:26,290 --> 01:31:30,870 Hey, Counselor, you put up a good fight at Congress, but nothing says guilty 1043 01:31:30,870 --> 01:31:33,310 better than some cold, hard evidence. 1044 01:31:33,730 --> 01:31:38,410 Here's a gift from yours truly from inside the doors at Acme. 1045 01:31:39,010 --> 01:31:40,010 What's this? 1046 01:31:40,210 --> 01:31:42,330 It's about five years' worth of cases. 1047 01:31:43,530 --> 01:31:47,990 it's like we got our work cut out for us shocking new developments in the 1048 01:31:47,990 --> 01:31:52,830 unfolding acme case today newly leaked footage from project sisyphus triggered 1049 01:31:52,830 --> 01:31:57,690 a pre-dawn raid on company headquarters that quickly led to the arrest of buddy 1050 01:31:57,690 --> 01:32:03,870 crane acme's chief legal counsel and ceo foghorn leghorn for their participation 1051 01:32:03,870 --> 01:32:05,590 in the alleged misconduct 1052 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:13,040 Also at the scene, investigators rescued Dr. Peter Lorre, an acne scientist who 1053 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:17,300 went missing over 30 years ago. His upcoming testimony regarding Project 1054 01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:20,680 Sisyphus promises to bring the truth to light. 1055 01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:53,200 Don't be a stranger. 1056 01:34:08,469 --> 01:34:09,870 Well, sky's the limit. 1057 01:34:11,350 --> 01:34:12,350 Sky's the limit. 1058 01:34:23,210 --> 01:34:25,750 Breaking rocks in a hot sun. 1059 01:34:26,030 --> 01:34:28,850 I fought the law and the law won. 1060 01:34:29,310 --> 01:34:32,110 I fought the law and the law won. 1061 01:34:32,470 --> 01:34:35,270 I needed money cause I had none. 1062 01:34:35,710 --> 01:34:38,470 I fought the law and the law won. 1063 01:34:38,870 --> 01:34:41,670 I fought the law and the law won. 1064 01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:47,090 I left my baby and it feels so bad. I guess my race is wrong. 1065 01:34:48,070 --> 01:34:50,070 She's the best girl I... 1066 01:35:37,940 --> 01:35:39,740 I left 1067 01:35:39,740 --> 01:35:46,660 my baby 1068 01:35:46,660 --> 01:35:50,440 and it feels so bad Guess my race is wrong 1069 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:16,300 I fought the law and the law 1070 01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:26,020 won. 1071 01:42:18,860 --> 01:42:19,860 Okay.