1 00:00:55,169 --> 00:00:57,769 Please stand by for test 123 2 00:00:57,936 --> 00:00:59,401 in T-minus ten. 3 00:00:59,568 --> 00:01:02,501 I repeat, T-minus ten. 4 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:05,501 Dr. Lorre, what are you doing? 5 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:09,502 I need to get a message out. 6 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:12,769 I know too much. 7 00:01:12,936 --> 00:01:15,203 They're not going to let us leave. 8 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:16,869 I'm sending for help. 9 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:20,335 Everything is going to be okay, my little Tweety. 10 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:22,169 I promise. 11 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:51,236 There he is! Go! 12 00:02:28,838 --> 00:02:31,370 You can jump, or we can push you. 13 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:36,270 Someday the truth will be known. 14 00:03:17,905 --> 00:03:19,106 Beep beep. 15 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:49,740 Beep beep. 16 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,439 Beep beep. 17 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:51,775 Beep beep. 18 00:05:35,176 --> 00:05:37,176 Everyone, what's that thing in the sky? 19 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:38,676 I don't know. I'll just shoot it down. 20 00:05:38,843 --> 00:05:41,776 Lock on target. Clear to engage. 21 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:53,176 Oh $ 22 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:14,844 Beep beep. 23 00:07:24,213 --> 00:07:25,512 Beep beep. 24 00:07:31,245 --> 00:07:32,946 Have you gotten into a catapult 25 00:07:33,113 --> 00:07:35,245 hoping to be gently and sensibly flown 26 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,079 to a destination of your choosing, 27 00:07:37,245 --> 00:07:39,379 only to be violently pile-drived 28 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,079 face-first into the ground? 29 00:07:42,179 --> 00:07:45,179 Have you ever set a big stack of TNT on the road 30 00:07:45,346 --> 00:07:47,213 hoping to blow up your nemesis, 31 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,913 but when you press the detonator, 32 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:51,279 the detonator itself explodes? 33 00:07:51,446 --> 00:07:54,346 Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute 34 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:57,379 and only a bunch of silverware comes out? 35 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:00,947 It's not your fault. 36 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:03,513 There's probably someone to blame. 37 00:08:10,747 --> 00:08:13,047 We'll be your voice. 38 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:14,847 Avery. - Jones. 39 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:17,080 Maltese. - Justice! 40 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,247 Two for Tuesdays. 41 00:09:01,315 --> 00:09:03,782 Yes, thank you. I'd like to order some... 42 00:09:03,948 --> 00:09:05,815 fli... fl... 43 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,415 Lilacs. 44 00:09:12,882 --> 00:09:14,548 Hey, wrecking ball smash. 45 00:09:14,715 --> 00:09:17,182 I could probably get you 250 bucks for that. 46 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,915 See you next week. 47 00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:22,582 Thank you for calling 48 00:09:22,749 --> 00:09:24,116 Avery, Jones and Maltese. 49 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:25,849 If you've been hit by an anvil, press one. 50 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:28,116 If you've been electrocuted, press two. 51 00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:30,949 If you've been crushed by a falling piano, press three. 52 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:33,116 Good morning. - It's almost 3:00. 53 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,782 Good morning, Dottie. - Not now. 54 00:09:36,949 --> 00:09:39,049 Do they have the paperwork... - Sal? 55 00:09:39,217 --> 00:09:40,949 Hey, Kev. You sleep in that suit again? 56 00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,217 Good eye. 57 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,883 I've been waiting for you. 58 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:46,217 Hi. I have found some catastrophic fires, 59 00:09:46,382 --> 00:09:48,349 coincidentally all near match factories, 60 00:09:48,516 --> 00:09:50,449 and I really think it's a great opportunity to help 61 00:09:50,616 --> 00:09:52,282 a lot of people with one case. 62 00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:54,117 How long is this internship again? 63 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:56,016 Three more months, just enough time to really 64 00:09:56,184 --> 00:09:57,249 dig in and make a difference. 65 00:09:57,416 --> 00:09:59,218 You know, you really remind me 66 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:01,184 of when I was fresh out of law school. 67 00:10:01,349 --> 00:10:02,883 And I mean that in the worst possible way. 68 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,683 And I will take that as a compliment... 69 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:06,383 Oh, no, look, you got this. 70 00:10:06,549 --> 00:10:08,683 I'm gonna do you a favor, because you're my niece 71 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,916 and I want you to have a happy life. 72 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,783 Stop. 73 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,750 At Oxford... - I have a feeling 74 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,584 I'm gonna be hearing that phrase a lot. 75 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,851 At Oxford, they really stress the importance of the law 76 00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:22,517 on everyday lives, and all you're really 77 00:10:22,684 --> 00:10:24,016 having me do right now is brainstorm ideas 78 00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:25,717 for your billboards. - Yeah. 79 00:10:25,884 --> 00:10:27,417 You're new here, so you don't know that 80 00:10:27,584 --> 00:10:29,218 this file goes right over here. 81 00:10:30,184 --> 00:10:32,119 And that, my friend, is freedom. 82 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,517 I really wanna pick it up. - No, no, no, no, no. 83 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:36,219 And I really wanna file it alphabetically. 84 00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:37,784 No, you will not. Please. 85 00:10:37,951 --> 00:10:39,951 You've got a new client in the conference room. 86 00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:42,584 He seems unhinged. Good luck. 87 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:48,884 Mr. Coyote? 88 00:10:49,051 --> 00:10:52,185 K-Yote... Ca-yote? 89 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,518 All right, well, How can I help you? 90 00:10:57,119 --> 00:10:59,384 Oh, one of my billboards. 91 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:01,551 Cost a lot of money to put those up. 92 00:11:01,718 --> 00:11:03,685 So you've been in an accident? 93 00:11:05,718 --> 00:11:06,952 Do you not talk? 94 00:11:07,885 --> 00:11:09,551 Oh, but you have signs. 95 00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:12,086 I don't, uh, understand. 96 00:11:14,351 --> 00:11:15,918 All right. 97 00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:25,419 Is that supposed to be you? And, uh, who's that? 98 00:11:37,186 --> 00:11:38,519 Uh, okay. What do you... 99 00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:48,753 Not entirely necessary to do all that, but okay. 100 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:50,552 So, seems like we're talking about 101 00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:53,719 some faulty rocket skates that backfired when you were 102 00:11:53,886 --> 00:11:55,187 trying to capture a bird that you have 103 00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,552 some sort of sordid history with? 104 00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:01,221 So do you have the rocket skates? 105 00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,886 Okay, great. 106 00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:05,253 So we're gonna write in your name as the plaintiff. 107 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,753 Then we'll say we're asking for, I don't know, $300? 108 00:12:08,919 --> 00:12:11,687 300 and here we'll write in the name of the company 109 00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:13,286 that made the skates. 110 00:12:13,453 --> 00:12:15,286 Let me guess. Acme? 111 00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:18,221 But they're great to deal with for little stuff like this. 112 00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:22,553 We just drop your skates in a box, type up a complaint, 113 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,854 and boom, you're the richest Coyote in the country. 114 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:27,720 All I need is a signature. Or you just wanna lick it, 115 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:30,720 that's probably fine, too. There we go. 116 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,453 Uh, what, uh... 117 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,453 Wait. Mr. Coyote. Hey, somebody grab that guy. 118 00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:42,222 Mr. Coyote. Look, I just need you to sign. 119 00:12:48,254 --> 00:12:49,887 It's an Acme stapler? 120 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,854 Yes, that is how staplers work. 121 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,421 Oh, God. 122 00:12:59,888 --> 00:13:01,387 Okay, I get it, there are problems 123 00:13:01,554 --> 00:13:03,188 with Acme's cartoon products. 124 00:13:03,354 --> 00:13:04,888 I see it all the time. 125 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:07,521 I mean, I'm surprised Acme makes my phone in my car. 126 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:08,955 Why would they also make this? 127 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,189 This is just silly stuff for cartoons. 128 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:13,022 You know, what's the worst that could really happen? 129 00:13:13,189 --> 00:13:15,223 They see some birds whipping around their heads. 130 00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:20,355 Well, it doesn't seem that silly to me. 131 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,123 Paige, this is a run-of-the-mill 132 00:13:22,288 --> 00:13:25,123 $300 rocket skate case, trust me. 133 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:27,956 And doesn't that mean that's a pile of $300 cases? 134 00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:30,388 Paige, come on. Do you know what would happen 135 00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:33,056 if we submitted all this stuff as evidence together? 136 00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:35,123 We'd have a giant lawsuit on our hands. 137 00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:37,422 That would... That would be amazing. 138 00:13:38,856 --> 00:13:40,756 And if you could prove a causal connection, 139 00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,223 then really, the sky's the limit. 140 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,522 The sky is not the limit, all right? 141 00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:46,455 The limit is, like, right here. 142 00:13:46,622 --> 00:13:51,689 We don't do massive cases. We do quick and easy. Right? 143 00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:54,957 Where'd all the stuff go? 144 00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:57,456 So, Mr. Coyote, my professional opinion 145 00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:58,789 is that this case is worth, 146 00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:00,124 you know, a few hundred dollars. 147 00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:01,756 And I can see if they'll replace 148 00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:05,722 the rocket skates, so I need you to sign this. 149 00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:10,190 Rude. All right, well, it was nice meeting you. 150 00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:12,356 Do you mind putting the evidence box into the system? 151 00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:14,057 I'm going to lunch. 152 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,057 Here you go. Into evidence, please. 153 00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:22,289 All right, what do we got here? 154 00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,690 Jeez, someone's suing for a lot. 155 00:14:46,757 --> 00:14:48,390 This is where we're gonna hit the... 156 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:51,091 Oh! Excuse me. 157 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,924 Cartoon products cases go down to the basement. 158 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,290 Governor, these threats... 159 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,092 they're tantamount to blackmail. 160 00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,959 The law's completely on our side here. 161 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:06,624 'Cause we wrote the law. 162 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,059 Yeah. Okay, great to catch up. 163 00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,624 You better be straightening away on the Plapinger case. 164 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,092 Oh, it's done. Let's just say 165 00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:19,525 his next vacation will be in prison. 166 00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,525 But I got something else. 167 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:22,959 Cartoon case? Basement. 168 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:25,226 Yeah, I think you need to see this one. 169 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:29,025 They're suing us for every Acme cartoon product. 170 00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:31,792 Who? 171 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,425 I wasn't familiar with the name. 172 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,292 Look, just pay me the money you owe me, 173 00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:07,726 or I'll sue you for breach of contract. 174 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:09,861 Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you later, Mom. 175 00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,292 Well, well, well. 176 00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,526 If it isn't our resident hotshot. 177 00:16:15,693 --> 00:16:17,292 What does that mean? 178 00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,392 Serving Acme for every one of their cartoon products? 179 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:20,559 Yeah, right. 180 00:16:20,726 --> 00:16:22,292 Do I look like the guy 181 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,194 who would take on the biggest corporation in the world? 182 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,426 You're looking at the guy who is taking on 183 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,693 the biggest corporation in the world. 184 00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:31,726 Channel 4 News has just learned 185 00:16:31,894 --> 00:16:35,027 that papers were filed today against the Acme Corporation. 186 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,961 Buddy Crane, Acme's chief legal counsel, 187 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,194 declined to comment. 188 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,527 How did this happen? 189 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,427 It's okay. It's okay. It's exciting. 190 00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:44,360 All eyes on you, ready to show them what you got. 191 00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:46,393 Paige, when we sue Acme for some little thing... 192 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,061 Yes. - Nobody even notices. 193 00:16:48,228 --> 00:16:49,895 We're a tiny item on a spreadsheet. 194 00:16:50,061 --> 00:16:53,027 But this? This went to Buddy Crane. 195 00:16:53,194 --> 00:16:55,260 Who? - Buddy Crane? 196 00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:57,194 He's only, like, the best lawyer in the country. 197 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,228 Okay. - Went to law school together, 198 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,694 and he is a total machine. 199 00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:05,129 Built like an ox, his mind is sharp as a tack. 200 00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:07,995 Trims his fingernails with a switchblade. 201 00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:09,594 You know, I once saw him eat a lobster... 202 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,495 Well, I eat lobster. - While it was still alive. 203 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,162 Not even sure that's legal. 204 00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:16,595 What could I have possibly done to deserve all this? 205 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:18,795 Did I piss off a witch? - Oh, no. 206 00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:21,762 We good. - Then how did this happen? 207 00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:24,261 I just typed up everything that was inside the box. 208 00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,528 And I just brought the box inside. 209 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:28,528 I've just been working on my short game. 210 00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,294 I've been on hold for two hours 211 00:17:31,461 --> 00:17:33,929 trying to win tickets to the Country Jubilee. 212 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:39,729 You. 213 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:48,063 Do you have any idea what you've done? 214 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,763 You have put me in such a horrible position. 215 00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:58,697 Hi. 216 00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:00,629 If it isn't my old friend Kevy. 217 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,529 Yeah, it's been a while. 218 00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:04,562 Look at you, shaking things up. 219 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:07,462 Well, I'm not intentionally shaking, really. 220 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,063 I think... You know, I think 221 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,230 we should have a face-to-face, don't you? 222 00:18:10,395 --> 00:18:12,462 Your face and my face? 223 00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:14,395 Be in my office. 15 minutes. 224 00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:17,462 Get things right as rain. - Okay, sounds... 225 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,362 Looking forward to it. 226 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,596 From its humble roots 227 00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:30,030 as a cartoon anvil factory, 228 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:32,930 Acme has become America's greatest success story. 229 00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:37,097 Acme, I say, Acme is an innovation factory. 230 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,630 We create the impossible. 231 00:18:38,797 --> 00:18:40,396 With each new product, 232 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,630 we revolutionize industry and the world. 233 00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:46,097 We're a company of family values 234 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:50,396 that values its family of companies. 235 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,865 Acme. 236 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,363 Hey! Hey, hey. 237 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:56,965 I don't know what your deal is, 238 00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:58,698 but I need you to listen to me very carefully. 239 00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:01,698 Stop. You are gonna follow my lead, all right? 240 00:19:01,865 --> 00:19:03,364 We're gonna tell them this is all just 241 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,232 a big misunderstanding, and we're looking 242 00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:07,798 to get this settled as quickly as possible. 243 00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:09,765 We will be polite. 244 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,731 We will not detonate explosives, all right? 245 00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:14,364 If they put something in front of us, 246 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,031 we will sign it. 247 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,364 Got it? 248 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:21,799 Mr. Avery. Bill Pelicanos. 249 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,198 And Mr. Coyote. 250 00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:24,531 I'll, uh, take you to see Buddy. 251 00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:25,699 So I hear you guys were friends 252 00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:27,232 from back in the day, huh? 253 00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,799 Guess you could say that if you were incorrect. 254 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:33,066 And look at this guy going clothing-optional. 255 00:19:35,531 --> 00:19:36,966 Hey, Buddy, look who's here. 256 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:40,298 If it isn't Mr. Billboard. 257 00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:43,564 How you been, man? - Good, good. Yeah, very good. 258 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,699 Those were the days, weren't they? 259 00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:48,133 Yeah. - Harvard Law. You look... 260 00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:52,432 good. - Uh, thank you. 261 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,099 Have a seat. - Okay. 262 00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:56,866 I gotta say, I was a bit surprised 263 00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:58,767 to see your name on a case of this size. 264 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,398 Me, too. 265 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,900 I mean, I'm so sorry about all this. 266 00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,633 It was just a big misunderstanding. 267 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 Well, we got a really busy day around here, 268 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,133 and I would hate to keep you from getting back to... 269 00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,900 whatever it is you do. - Yeah. 270 00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,633 Lot of stuff, too. Yeah. - Yeah, sure. 271 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,033 Oh, my God. 272 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,532 And this seems obvious, but I have to say it anyway. 273 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,100 Acme denies all charges and accepts no liability 274 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,533 or causal connection between Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries 275 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,767 and our state-of-the-art, 276 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,100 life-enhancing family products. 277 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:32,900 Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. 278 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:34,900 And, you know, as much fun as it would be 279 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,734 to get back in a courtroom with you, 280 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,134 I guess it's time to do what you do best. 281 00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,534 Settle. - Yeah. 282 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:43,567 Um, well, look, thank you so much, 283 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,366 and I'm so sorry for taking up all your time. 284 00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:49,634 It was unintentional. I... 285 00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:56,934 No, no, no. He didn't mean that. 286 00:20:57,101 --> 00:20:59,300 Do you have another copy? - Is this a joke? 287 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,034 No, no. - 'Cause it's not funny. 288 00:21:02,201 --> 00:21:03,934 I thought cartoons were supposed to be funny. 289 00:21:04,101 --> 00:21:05,400 You guys actually wanna fight, Avery? 290 00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:06,801 Your tiny firm is unmatched. 291 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,068 We'll tie you in legal loopholes. 292 00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:09,535 We'll bury you in paperwork. 293 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,768 I'll put a dozen of my best lawyers on this 294 00:21:10,934 --> 00:21:12,434 24 hours a day to make sure 295 00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:15,367 your name is more synonymous with failure 296 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,934 than it already is. 297 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:21,101 Oh, and I almost forgot. We don't validate parking. 298 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,367 Do you know what you could do with $50,000? 299 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,267 Do you have any idea how many birds you could buy with that? 300 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,802 Flocks! You know what? 301 00:21:28,969 --> 00:21:30,769 Not that it really matters, but I'm out. 302 00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,902 Yeah, that's right. I quit, man. 303 00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:34,400 Go find another lawyer. 304 00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:36,367 This is already my personal freaking nightmare, 305 00:21:36,535 --> 00:21:39,136 and I'm not sticking around to see if it can get any worse. 306 00:21:44,602 --> 00:21:47,102 Sorry. Butterfingers. 307 00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:58,136 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 308 00:21:58,301 --> 00:21:59,770 Why didn't you settle? 309 00:21:59,936 --> 00:22:01,870 That's what we do here. We settle. 310 00:22:02,035 --> 00:22:04,603 Dottie, what do we do here? - We settle. 311 00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:07,268 Okay, I tried to settle, but he wouldn't let me settle. 312 00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:10,435 He's a coyote. We're not even trial lawyers. 313 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:13,301 I have a miniature golf tournament this weekend, 314 00:22:13,469 --> 00:22:15,803 so I don't even know if I'm gonna make it in on Monday. 315 00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:19,070 Plus, trial prep adds up. Photocopies, in this economy? 316 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,803 But if we beat Acme, then we can afford 317 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:23,302 a ton of photocopies. - We won't beat Acme. 318 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:26,302 I mean, nobody ever has, and nobody ever will. 319 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,269 The truth is, even if you quit right now, 320 00:22:28,437 --> 00:22:30,537 the firm is already in the hole for Acme's legal fees, 321 00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:32,402 and that's just from today. 322 00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:34,771 I mean, that could close down our doors. 323 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,070 Look... 324 00:22:37,402 --> 00:22:39,937 if we lose, we lose. 325 00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:42,402 If we quit, we really lose. 326 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:43,971 A lot of money. 327 00:22:46,437 --> 00:22:48,704 Okay, okay. Okay, look, look. 328 00:22:48,871 --> 00:22:51,138 We got one true goal for this trial. 329 00:22:51,302 --> 00:22:52,971 It's this. 330 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,303 We can't look like fools, all right? 331 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,570 Our job is not to win this case. 332 00:22:57,737 --> 00:23:00,138 Our job is to still be in business when it's over. 333 00:23:00,303 --> 00:23:02,370 That's the spirit. 334 00:23:02,538 --> 00:23:04,637 Let's act like lawyers. What do real lawyers do? 335 00:23:04,804 --> 00:23:05,937 They would find evidence 336 00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:07,605 and start making a list of witnesses. 337 00:23:14,471 --> 00:23:16,438 The bird? - He did witness 338 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,571 every time an Acme product malfunctioned. 339 00:23:18,738 --> 00:23:20,371 He could corroborate Wile E.'s story. 340 00:23:20,538 --> 00:23:21,705 Sure, whatever. 341 00:23:21,872 --> 00:23:23,705 Add the Road Runner to our witness list. 342 00:23:23,872 --> 00:23:24,905 One more thing. 343 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,205 Um, where is Mr. Coyote gonna stay? 344 00:23:52,606 --> 00:23:54,472 All right, don't give me that look. 345 00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:57,472 Yeah, I live in a motel. Look, I got pool access. 346 00:23:57,639 --> 00:24:01,205 You know, there's no mortgage. I never have to make my bed. 347 00:24:01,372 --> 00:24:02,806 There's an incredible all-you-can-eat 348 00:24:02,973 --> 00:24:04,639 seafood buffet around the corner. 349 00:24:04,806 --> 00:24:07,372 Tissues come out of a slider on my bathroom wall. 350 00:24:10,372 --> 00:24:13,240 Stop that. Hi, Cherry. 351 00:24:14,439 --> 00:24:15,973 Yeah? - Yeah, um... 352 00:24:20,573 --> 00:24:22,406 One second. 353 00:24:22,573 --> 00:24:25,440 Stop. Come on. 354 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,206 Yeah, hi, I need another room for a few nights. 355 00:24:30,373 --> 00:24:32,707 Not near me, please. 356 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:38,140 He's not a pet. - He looks like a pet. 357 00:24:38,306 --> 00:24:40,373 Who rents a separate room for their pets? 358 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,774 Cherry, come on. 359 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:42,940 I've been living here for almost five years. 360 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,940 You know me. - No pets. 361 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,440 All right, okay. You wanna do this? 362 00:24:49,607 --> 00:24:51,573 Legally speaking, a pet is a domesticated 363 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,473 or tamed animal kept as a companion 364 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,940 in or outside an individual's residence. 365 00:24:56,107 --> 00:24:58,607 This is Mr. Coyote. He is my client. 366 00:24:58,774 --> 00:25:01,107 He's not my pet nor anyone's pet in the eyes of the law. 367 00:25:01,274 --> 00:25:03,974 And as such, that sign or any rule that accompanies it 368 00:25:04,141 --> 00:25:05,741 does not apply to him, all right? 369 00:25:05,907 --> 00:25:06,974 It does not say "no animals." 370 00:25:07,141 --> 00:25:08,608 And just my unbiased opinion, 371 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,074 he may actually have a case against you 372 00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:11,974 for discrimination. 373 00:25:12,141 --> 00:25:13,941 Yeah. 374 00:25:15,241 --> 00:25:16,875 He pees on the rug, 375 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,808 it's on you. - All right, deal. 376 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,407 But I would need a full workup of urine analysis. 377 00:25:21,574 --> 00:25:22,775 I mean, it's a motel. 378 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:24,574 Plenty of people pee on the rug. 379 00:25:29,142 --> 00:25:31,541 Oh, right next door. 380 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,108 Of course. 381 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,210 Coming up next, a mouse 382 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,976 breaks the sound barrier in Guadalajara. 383 00:26:21,143 --> 00:26:22,942 One week more to catch Albuquerque's 384 00:26:23,109 --> 00:26:25,777 Annual Carrot Festival while it's still in town. 385 00:26:25,942 --> 00:26:28,276 Are you having fun? We are. 386 00:26:56,743 --> 00:26:58,144 What? 387 00:27:18,577 --> 00:27:20,577 You're kind of a psychopath, aren't you? 388 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,711 Watch and learn. 389 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,744 So we take the subpoena, like so. 390 00:27:27,911 --> 00:27:30,478 Just cover it with copious amounts of bird seed. 391 00:27:30,644 --> 00:27:32,212 Road Runner eats the bird seed, 392 00:27:32,378 --> 00:27:33,711 grabs the subpoena, and boom. 393 00:27:33,878 --> 00:27:36,378 He's legally obligated to show up to court. 394 00:27:36,545 --> 00:27:38,246 Instant Road Runner trap. 395 00:27:38,411 --> 00:27:39,478 Beep, beep. 396 00:27:43,944 --> 00:27:45,378 "Beep, beep." 397 00:27:45,545 --> 00:27:47,545 Is that some kind of inside thing with you guys? 398 00:27:53,478 --> 00:27:55,113 Is everyone clear on our plan? 399 00:27:55,278 --> 00:27:56,912 No. - Nah. 400 00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:58,945 Yes. - Paige, what's our plan? 401 00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,147 So we have to prove to a jury that Acme cartoon products 402 00:28:01,311 --> 00:28:02,912 are at fault for every accident 403 00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:04,411 that Wile E.'s had going back years. 404 00:28:04,578 --> 00:28:07,045 So we are going to take pictures, 405 00:28:07,213 --> 00:28:08,612 and we're gonna gather evidence, 406 00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:10,745 and we're gonna put the evidence in little bags, 407 00:28:10,912 --> 00:28:12,979 and we're gonna interview experts and witnesses, 408 00:28:13,147 --> 00:28:14,312 and we're going to highlight 409 00:28:14,479 --> 00:28:15,979 big books of photocopied documents, 410 00:28:16,147 --> 00:28:17,546 and we're gonna pound the pavement, 411 00:28:17,713 --> 00:28:19,113 and we're gonna study up, 412 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:20,812 and we're gonna try and catch our big eyewitness 413 00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:22,546 by leaving a nice note in the desert. 414 00:28:22,713 --> 00:28:24,045 And if we follow my plan by the end of this, 415 00:28:24,213 --> 00:28:26,946 we'll have enough evidence to take Acme down. 416 00:28:29,412 --> 00:28:30,946 We really have nothing. 417 00:28:31,113 --> 00:28:33,412 I mean, I kind of assumed that we'd have nothing, 418 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,546 but this is nothing. 419 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,248 All rise. 420 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,980 The court of the Second Judicial Circuit 421 00:28:57,148 --> 00:29:00,313 of Albuquerque is now in session. 422 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,114 The Honorable Judge Troppogrosso presiding. 423 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,781 You may be seated. 424 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:18,082 Human. 425 00:29:18,249 --> 00:29:19,480 Human. 426 00:29:21,447 --> 00:29:22,947 Cartoon. 427 00:29:29,947 --> 00:29:32,314 Quiet! 428 00:29:34,581 --> 00:29:36,615 My name is Judge Troppogrosso. 429 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:40,414 The name of the case is Coyote v. Acme. 430 00:29:40,581 --> 00:29:42,381 I am not a loosey-goosey judge. 431 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:47,149 I am a no-nonsense, no-silly-stuff judge. 432 00:29:47,314 --> 00:29:49,815 Is that understood? 433 00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:51,782 Yes. 434 00:29:53,281 --> 00:29:54,615 Mr. Crane. 435 00:29:55,548 --> 00:29:56,748 Go get some. 436 00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:18,415 We live in a great country, don't we? 437 00:30:18,582 --> 00:30:20,948 Because it's one that values freedom above all else. 438 00:30:21,116 --> 00:30:23,482 You're free to live your life any way you see fit. 439 00:30:23,649 --> 00:30:25,250 Could mean living in the desert... 440 00:30:26,216 --> 00:30:27,449 out in a cave, 441 00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,883 spending your days chasing after a bird, 442 00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:33,282 who is much, much faster than you. 443 00:30:33,449 --> 00:30:37,084 But that is your right as an American. 444 00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:40,783 But that freedom, it comes with great responsibility. 445 00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:42,416 If you were to take a missile, for instance, 446 00:30:42,582 --> 00:30:44,283 and you were to glue handlebars to it, 447 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,749 well, that's your choice. 448 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,251 But we expect you to understand 449 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:50,316 that that missile and those handlebars, 450 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:52,583 they aren't designed to catch birds. 451 00:30:52,749 --> 00:30:54,916 What I will prove to this jury 452 00:30:55,084 --> 00:30:57,984 is that man, Wile E. Coyote, 453 00:30:58,151 --> 00:30:59,917 he is reckless. 454 00:31:00,084 --> 00:31:02,583 And all of his injuries are self-inflicted. 455 00:31:04,283 --> 00:31:06,416 I mean, we won't condemn him, you or I. 456 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:09,051 We all know who's responsible. 457 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:12,051 It's as clear as the desert sky. 458 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:13,884 I think I just laid an egg. 459 00:31:14,051 --> 00:31:16,317 God bless America. God bless the troops. 460 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,483 Damn, that was really good. 461 00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:22,417 Oh, uh, please don't write that down. 462 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,451 And... and please don't write that down. 463 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,252 Or... or that down. 464 00:31:28,717 --> 00:31:30,317 Mr. Avery. 465 00:31:30,484 --> 00:31:32,085 Um... 466 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,884 Okay. Um... 467 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,086 Now, uh... 468 00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:59,618 Now what did the defense say we were gonna argue? 469 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,584 I mean, I know the answer to it. 470 00:32:03,751 --> 00:32:05,718 I know the answer. I'm not asking you a question. 471 00:32:05,886 --> 00:32:07,751 I mean, it is... It is a question. 472 00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:10,719 But it's a question that I'm asking to me. 473 00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:12,752 Let me start over. Let me start over. 474 00:32:12,919 --> 00:32:15,119 Objection to my start. 475 00:32:16,652 --> 00:32:19,452 So the defense said that we were gonna argue 476 00:32:19,619 --> 00:32:21,920 that the products are dangerous 477 00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:25,285 and that Acme is negligent in selling them. 478 00:32:25,452 --> 00:32:27,485 I do really agree with all that. 479 00:32:27,652 --> 00:32:29,819 I mean, it's not fancy, but it's true. 480 00:32:29,987 --> 00:32:31,318 Um, uh, sorry. 481 00:32:31,485 --> 00:32:33,920 One second, please. One sec... 482 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:36,585 Yeah, Wile E., we don't need evidence right now. 483 00:32:36,752 --> 00:32:38,453 Mr. Avery. - Okay, okay. 484 00:32:38,619 --> 00:32:40,154 Excuse me, Your Honor. 485 00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:41,786 My client would like me to show you 486 00:32:41,953 --> 00:32:44,319 this defective Acme rocket skate. 487 00:32:44,486 --> 00:32:46,920 And as you can see, there's a faulty on switch. 488 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:49,254 Nothing. 489 00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:59,453 God bless America. 490 00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:01,620 God bless the troops. 491 00:33:03,254 --> 00:33:06,586 Opening arguments today in Coyote v. Acme. 492 00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,221 Sources close to the case report 493 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,988 that Acme is doing a fantastic job 494 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,121 protecting their brand and dignity, 495 00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:16,255 while the plaintiff appears hungry and afraid. 496 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,620 More after this. 497 00:33:20,821 --> 00:33:22,155 One week more 498 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,287 to catch Albuquerque's Annual Carrot Festival 499 00:33:24,454 --> 00:33:26,155 while it's still in town. 500 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,821 Yeah? - 241. 501 00:33:28,988 --> 00:33:31,954 We've been getting noise complaints about a loud TV. 502 00:33:32,121 --> 00:33:35,088 Seriously, it's the TV you're having a problem with? 503 00:33:35,255 --> 00:33:36,955 Okay, I'll turn it... 504 00:33:39,387 --> 00:33:41,587 Are you having fun? We a... 505 00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:49,387 Cherry, I turned it off. 506 00:33:49,554 --> 00:33:52,222 What's up, Doc? 507 00:33:52,388 --> 00:33:53,721 Who's this? 508 00:33:53,889 --> 00:33:55,654 I, uh, can't tell you. 509 00:33:55,822 --> 00:33:59,555 I want to, but I can't. A pickle, ain't it? 510 00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,321 You sure you have the right number? 511 00:34:01,488 --> 00:34:02,822 Your trial. 512 00:34:02,989 --> 00:34:06,089 I think I may be able to help you with Acme. 513 00:34:06,256 --> 00:34:08,256 What? - I have information 514 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,488 that could stop Acme for good. 515 00:34:10,655 --> 00:34:12,488 Oh, my God, you could stop this case? 516 00:34:12,655 --> 00:34:15,388 If this gets out, it'll all be over. 517 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,956 I have an associate with information. 518 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:21,156 If they figure out what he knows, he's a sitting duck. 519 00:34:21,321 --> 00:34:23,157 Well, who? Where do I find him? 520 00:34:23,321 --> 00:34:24,923 Write this down. I'm only gonna say it once. 521 00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:27,257 Wait, wait. Grabbing a pen. Hang on. Hang on. 522 00:34:27,421 --> 00:34:29,289 666 Scary Road Drive. 523 00:34:29,455 --> 00:34:31,421 That doesn't sound like a place I want to go. 524 00:34:31,588 --> 00:34:32,956 Look for a Jack. 525 00:34:33,123 --> 00:34:36,257 Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 526 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:39,090 And they make people disappear. 527 00:34:39,257 --> 00:34:41,257 Don't forget that. - I won't. 528 00:34:42,223 --> 00:34:44,257 Will I be able to contact you again? 529 00:35:04,322 --> 00:35:06,057 Mr. Leghorn. 530 00:35:06,224 --> 00:35:09,024 Buddy, I say, Buddy, you little rascal, you. 531 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,791 How was Bora Bora? - A tax haven so nice, 532 00:35:11,957 --> 00:35:13,824 they named it twice. 533 00:35:13,991 --> 00:35:17,124 So I say I heard we have ourselves a lawsuit 534 00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:18,891 in the animated sector. 535 00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:20,490 I'll talk to PR about this. 536 00:35:20,657 --> 00:35:22,590 You know, it's a local paper and pretty flattering. 537 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,490 You know, I'm gonna win this case as fast as I can, 538 00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:26,290 but in the meantime, I think things like this 539 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,124 make us look pretty good in the public eye. 540 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,892 Not ideal, but, you know, it's like killing two birds with... 541 00:35:32,423 --> 00:35:35,390 one stone. 542 00:35:35,557 --> 00:35:40,457 Two birds, one stone. What a vile expression. 543 00:35:40,624 --> 00:35:41,792 I only meant... - Rotten. 544 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,092 We both know it would be very, 545 00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:47,658 I say very unpleasant for everyone involved 546 00:35:47,825 --> 00:35:51,125 if anything bigger, I say bigger, 547 00:35:51,259 --> 00:35:53,825 were to become public. 548 00:36:06,826 --> 00:36:09,893 Oh, mysterious caller. It's so cool. 549 00:36:10,058 --> 00:36:11,926 So what did he sound like? - I don't know. 550 00:36:12,092 --> 00:36:14,291 He was kind of like, "Eh, what's up, Doc?" 551 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:16,424 "I have information, chomp, chomp, chomp." 552 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,324 He was like chewing on a cracker or something. 553 00:36:18,491 --> 00:36:19,591 Okay. 554 00:36:20,659 --> 00:36:23,726 Well, map is saying it should be right here. 555 00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:26,260 It's just a wall. 556 00:36:27,026 --> 00:36:28,591 Jack? - Oh, God. 557 00:36:28,759 --> 00:36:30,325 Is there a Jack anywhere? 558 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,392 Wait, what's that? 559 00:36:35,759 --> 00:36:37,292 Oh, that kind of Jack. 560 00:36:37,459 --> 00:36:39,325 Somebody's got a sense of humor. 561 00:36:57,260 --> 00:37:00,994 Well, there's a duck, and he is sitting. 562 00:37:01,161 --> 00:37:02,459 Feels a bit easy. 563 00:37:02,627 --> 00:37:04,794 Well, good thing I like easy. 564 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:08,460 Excuse me. Hi. 565 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,326 My name is Kevin Avery. This is Paige. 566 00:37:10,493 --> 00:37:12,293 I'm a personal injury attorney. 567 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,460 Well, look who decided to show up. 568 00:37:14,627 --> 00:37:15,927 Oh, great, thank you. 569 00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:17,493 I wasn't sure if you knew we were coming. 570 00:37:17,661 --> 00:37:18,960 You're a little late, 571 00:37:19,127 --> 00:37:20,661 and you're still wearing that hideous suit. 572 00:37:20,827 --> 00:37:22,761 Take your pants off right over there, please. 573 00:37:22,927 --> 00:37:26,261 And, um, strike a pose. - Uh, no. 574 00:37:26,426 --> 00:37:29,094 It's so difficult to find nude models these days. 575 00:37:29,261 --> 00:37:30,460 Sit down. 576 00:37:30,628 --> 00:37:31,761 Sarsaparilla? 577 00:37:31,928 --> 00:37:33,293 We're all right, thank you. 578 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,561 Disrobe and pretend you're thinking. 579 00:37:35,728 --> 00:37:38,426 I expect this is going to take a few hours. 580 00:37:38,594 --> 00:37:42,061 Yeah, um, we had an anonymous caller say 581 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:44,561 that you might have some important information. 582 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,594 Yeah, information that can help us end our case quickly. 583 00:37:47,761 --> 00:37:48,795 Information? 584 00:37:48,961 --> 00:37:50,628 Yes. 585 00:37:50,795 --> 00:37:52,661 About Acme? - Acme? 586 00:37:54,128 --> 00:37:55,394 Uh, yes. 587 00:37:55,562 --> 00:37:57,729 Acme. - Acme? 588 00:38:01,562 --> 00:38:02,729 Acme? 589 00:38:02,895 --> 00:38:04,995 After all this, they call me Daffy? 590 00:38:05,162 --> 00:38:06,629 The world is Daffy! 591 00:38:06,796 --> 00:38:08,394 Ac-me? Ac-you! 592 00:38:08,562 --> 00:38:10,762 You'll never get it out of me. I'll tell you everything. 593 00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:14,096 Your face is covered in Acme. 594 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:21,962 Whatever you need to know about Acme is inside the box. 595 00:38:22,129 --> 00:38:24,295 Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck! 596 00:38:24,461 --> 00:38:25,996 You really shouldn't be here. 597 00:38:26,163 --> 00:38:27,562 I agree, Doctor. 598 00:38:27,729 --> 00:38:30,129 Let's tear this facility to the ground. 599 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,796 Hello? 600 00:38:35,962 --> 00:38:37,062 I'm here for the 601 00:38:37,229 --> 00:38:39,730 pantsless modeling gig. 602 00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:41,295 Look, I'm a horse. 603 00:38:41,462 --> 00:38:43,129 Mom, I'm a horse! - ACME PAINT 604 00:38:45,395 --> 00:38:47,897 Boing, boing. - What are you doing? 605 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:53,797 Come on in! The water's freezing! 606 00:38:58,428 --> 00:39:00,264 Well, we drove him crazy, 607 00:39:00,428 --> 00:39:03,264 and we got a can of paint. - Well, it could be important. 608 00:39:03,429 --> 00:39:05,464 Clearly, he's been holding on to this for a while, so. 609 00:39:06,329 --> 00:39:07,563 Wait. 610 00:39:09,763 --> 00:39:11,329 "That's all, folks." 611 00:39:13,464 --> 00:39:14,963 Are we the folks? 612 00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,664 Do you think we're going to get kidnapped? 613 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:27,430 Held for ransom? 614 00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:29,798 I feel so alive. 615 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:56,898 So, what do you think it is? 616 00:40:02,398 --> 00:40:03,598 Thanks. 617 00:40:32,999 --> 00:40:35,965 That looks unspeakably dangerous. 618 00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:39,599 And yet, he walked in anyway. 619 00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,331 Wait, what... What are you doing? 620 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:43,966 I'm following Wile E. 621 00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:48,298 Now I just look like a loser if I stay out here. 622 00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:53,167 Coming into the tunnel. 623 00:41:05,966 --> 00:41:07,200 Hello? 624 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,600 I bet they don't tell you to walk down mysterious tunnels 625 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:13,000 in your fancy classes at Oxford. 626 00:41:13,167 --> 00:41:15,167 I bet they discourage it, actually. 627 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:16,734 Actually, I thought about majoring 628 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,267 in mysterious tunnels. 629 00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:19,934 No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 630 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,067 What have we got here? 631 00:41:32,801 --> 00:41:34,667 Hey! I found a message. 632 00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:36,134 What does it say? 633 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:40,334 It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure how long I have." 634 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,234 "I hope this message gets to you." 635 00:41:50,268 --> 00:41:53,668 "Things have gone awry with Project..." 636 00:41:54,802 --> 00:41:56,601 "Sisy-foose." 637 00:41:56,768 --> 00:41:58,101 Sisyphus. 638 00:41:58,268 --> 00:41:59,835 What is Project Sisyphus? 639 00:42:01,434 --> 00:42:03,935 "Acme is watching my every move," 640 00:42:04,102 --> 00:42:07,002 "and I have a feeling I'm in grave danger." 641 00:42:19,568 --> 00:42:21,835 Wile E.? 642 00:42:22,002 --> 00:42:25,302 "If you see this message, please send help." 643 00:42:25,469 --> 00:42:26,636 "Dr. Lorre." 644 00:42:26,802 --> 00:42:29,169 Kevin! Train! 645 00:42:30,602 --> 00:42:32,902 Go, go! Go, go, go! 646 00:42:57,436 --> 00:43:00,903 Oh, did I not say unspeakably dangerous? 647 00:43:01,069 --> 00:43:02,936 Did... Didn't I say those exact words? 648 00:43:03,103 --> 00:43:04,271 Yeah. - I did. 649 00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:06,103 Okay, what could this mean? 650 00:43:06,271 --> 00:43:08,570 - Project Sisyphus. I... I don't know. 651 00:43:08,737 --> 00:43:10,170 I don't know. All right? 652 00:43:10,336 --> 00:43:13,969 What? What just happened? 653 00:43:15,336 --> 00:43:18,336 What? 654 00:43:18,503 --> 00:43:21,070 Boss, I think they're on to us. 655 00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:24,970 Okay, so Sisyphus is from Greek mythology, 656 00:43:25,137 --> 00:43:26,603 and he was punished by the gods 657 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,503 and made to roll a boulder up a hill every day, 658 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:33,070 but it would just roll right back down for eternity. 659 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,404 And it was also what Daffy was painting. 660 00:43:39,571 --> 00:43:42,504 So what? That's not evidence. 661 00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:44,837 None of this is gonna help us win the trial. 662 00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:47,805 All right, it's all just a waste of our time. 663 00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,437 We have a client who, no offense, 664 00:43:50,604 --> 00:43:52,172 can't read a warning label. 665 00:43:52,337 --> 00:43:56,905 We have piles and piles of stuff that he himself broke. 666 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:58,604 We have nothing, Paige. 667 00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:02,272 You've been settling Acme cases for years, 668 00:44:02,437 --> 00:44:04,971 and you have never stopped to think and see a pattern. 669 00:44:05,138 --> 00:44:06,671 A pattern? Yes. 670 00:44:06,838 --> 00:44:08,005 My clients go boom, 671 00:44:08,173 --> 00:44:10,005 and two seconds later, they're fine. 672 00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:11,938 Nobody cares. 673 00:44:12,105 --> 00:44:13,905 So, that makes it okay? 674 00:44:14,071 --> 00:44:19,273 Boom, $100, that's fair? This case can make it, right? 675 00:44:19,438 --> 00:44:21,071 This is your opportunity to really show people 676 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:22,438 what you're capable of. 677 00:44:22,605 --> 00:44:25,005 Yeah, but that only works if I don't lose. 678 00:44:25,173 --> 00:44:27,005 And... and why do you assume you're gonna lose? 679 00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:28,572 Are you kidding? 680 00:44:28,739 --> 00:44:31,839 It is really super easy to lose. 681 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,005 And it's better you learn that now. 682 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:40,906 You know, everyone thought I was crazy for coming here. 683 00:44:41,072 --> 00:44:44,072 But I didn't want to just go to some big law firm 684 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,405 and help the rich guys get richer. 685 00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:49,705 I thought... 686 00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:53,072 I thought you were actually still a real lawyer. 687 00:44:54,806 --> 00:44:56,339 Yeah, me too. 688 00:45:48,841 --> 00:45:52,241 So, uh, what is it about the Road Runner? 689 00:45:57,109 --> 00:45:59,941 Ah, there are no words. 690 00:46:02,109 --> 00:46:04,308 You know, I... I... I envy you, really. 691 00:46:04,474 --> 00:46:06,974 You know, it must be nice to have such a... 692 00:46:07,142 --> 00:46:09,142 Such a clear goal. 693 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,674 I mean, I used to have that, I think. 694 00:46:11,841 --> 00:46:14,974 You know, I was hungry, and I was chasing. 695 00:46:15,142 --> 00:46:18,308 But I didn't like the pressure of having to always win. 696 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:21,176 And I got burnt out on trying. 697 00:46:21,341 --> 00:46:23,341 Anyway, you're a really good listener. 698 00:46:23,508 --> 00:46:26,109 Hey, what are you doing? 699 00:46:26,276 --> 00:46:28,408 Hey, stop! Wile E! 700 00:46:28,575 --> 00:46:29,675 Stop! Stop! 701 00:46:34,276 --> 00:46:37,408 There's a cliff! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 702 00:46:40,742 --> 00:46:42,775 We were having a heart to heart. 703 00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:47,010 Wait, Wile E.! You can't make that jump! 704 00:46:47,177 --> 00:46:48,775 Wile E. 705 00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:50,342 Wile... 706 00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,410 You made it. 707 00:47:31,743 --> 00:47:34,810 Well, you go a long way to make a point. 708 00:47:49,443 --> 00:47:51,443 Hey, Wile E. 709 00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:54,310 Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. 710 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:06,479 Are you sitting down? - Uh, yes. 711 00:49:06,646 --> 00:49:09,412 Well, Sal's not. Is that going to be a problem? 712 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:11,445 No. Wile E. is conning us. 713 00:49:11,612 --> 00:49:13,846 The only reason he's doing this case is to catch 714 00:49:14,014 --> 00:49:17,281 and kill the Road Runner during the trial. 715 00:49:17,445 --> 00:49:18,512 That's not good. 716 00:49:18,679 --> 00:49:20,281 It's all just part of a plot. 717 00:49:20,445 --> 00:49:22,479 He's using us so I'll put the bird on the witness stand. 718 00:49:22,646 --> 00:49:25,313 If the Road Runner shows up to court, it'll be chaos. 719 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,080 I'll look like a fool. 720 00:49:27,247 --> 00:49:29,147 The firm will fold, we'll be mattress salesmen. 721 00:49:29,313 --> 00:49:31,513 That's kind of demeaning to mattress salesmen. 722 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,114 Fine. We'll be, uh, garbage men. 723 00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:36,247 Kevin. - Okay, garbage people. 724 00:49:36,413 --> 00:49:39,313 My dad's garbage people. - Okay. 725 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,780 I'm just really nervous 726 00:49:40,947 --> 00:49:42,413 about letting Wile E. back into this courtroom. 727 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,680 Without Wile E., there's no trial. 728 00:49:43,848 --> 00:49:45,346 With no trial, there's no firm. 729 00:49:45,513 --> 00:49:47,480 And without the firm, we're going to be broke. 730 00:49:47,647 --> 00:49:49,680 I hate to suggest lying to a dog, 731 00:49:49,848 --> 00:49:51,647 but you're going to have to convince him 732 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,513 that the Road Runner will be there. 733 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,613 Paige, I was wrong. 734 00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:58,115 See what you can find out about Project Sisyphus. 735 00:49:58,282 --> 00:49:59,915 And how it's connected to Acme. 736 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,513 Great. I'm already on it. - Okay. 737 00:51:46,918 --> 00:51:50,851 Hi, I was just wondering if a Dr. Lorre still lives here? 738 00:51:58,683 --> 00:52:00,517 They listen, you know. 739 00:52:00,683 --> 00:52:03,084 Would you like some tea, dearie? 740 00:52:06,484 --> 00:52:09,018 It was a very happy marriage. 741 00:52:09,185 --> 00:52:13,517 He used to work long days, but would still come home 742 00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:16,819 and play the piano for me for hours 743 00:52:16,985 --> 00:52:19,919 because he knew how much I loved it. 744 00:52:20,084 --> 00:52:23,785 We had 87 years together. 745 00:52:23,952 --> 00:52:25,517 I am grateful. 746 00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:27,119 Um, when did Dr. Lorre pass away, 747 00:52:27,285 --> 00:52:28,317 if you don't mind me asking? 748 00:52:28,484 --> 00:52:31,119 Oh, he's not dead. 749 00:52:31,286 --> 00:52:32,819 He's missing. 750 00:52:32,985 --> 00:52:35,651 He went to work one day with our little bird, 751 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,518 and I never saw either of them again. 752 00:52:39,685 --> 00:52:43,286 They told me he ran off with his secretary, 753 00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,752 but I don't think so. 754 00:52:44,919 --> 00:52:47,119 His secretary was a penguin. 755 00:52:48,351 --> 00:52:50,451 What can you tell me about Project Sisyphus? 756 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:07,485 What? 757 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:10,451 Which day what? 758 00:53:10,618 --> 00:53:12,753 Oh, which day is the Road Runner testifying? 759 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,352 Any day now. Why? 760 00:53:15,518 --> 00:53:16,753 Do you have any particular reason 761 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,352 for wanting to catch up with him? 762 00:53:20,253 --> 00:53:22,419 Okay, well, I'll keep you posted. 763 00:53:29,821 --> 00:53:31,586 I need this Road Runner. 764 00:53:31,754 --> 00:53:34,687 Absolutely. Why exactly? 765 00:53:34,854 --> 00:53:36,287 He's the only one that's seen every time 766 00:53:36,452 --> 00:53:38,654 this moron's used our products incorrectly. 767 00:53:38,821 --> 00:53:41,154 If I had to bet, he's holding a grudge. 768 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,654 Go out there and you bring him to me. 769 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:47,254 How hard could it be to catch a bird? 770 00:54:07,353 --> 00:54:08,655 Woo! 771 00:54:08,822 --> 00:54:10,822 I love being a lawyer! 772 00:54:28,255 --> 00:54:30,688 Release the payload! 773 00:54:43,788 --> 00:54:45,589 Hello. 774 00:54:54,454 --> 00:54:56,689 My husband was the head inventor 775 00:54:56,856 --> 00:54:58,856 of animated products at Acme. 776 00:54:59,023 --> 00:55:01,289 He was so excited when he got the job. 777 00:55:01,454 --> 00:55:05,421 He wanted to make things that really helped cartoons, 778 00:55:05,589 --> 00:55:07,656 like the anti-lump pump. 779 00:55:09,290 --> 00:55:11,256 An eraser of stinky lines. 780 00:55:13,123 --> 00:55:15,656 Oh, and this anti-predator spray. 781 00:55:15,823 --> 00:55:18,756 Hello... 782 00:55:18,923 --> 00:55:22,023 After a while, things changed. 783 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:24,923 He didn't like what was going on, 784 00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:27,455 and then, he disappeared. 785 00:55:27,623 --> 00:55:30,489 Recently, I've been getting phone calls. 786 00:55:30,657 --> 00:55:34,089 Sometimes they hang up, but sometimes... 787 00:55:34,256 --> 00:55:37,157 Eh, what's up, Doc? 788 00:55:37,322 --> 00:55:39,857 I don't know the man on the telephone. 789 00:55:40,024 --> 00:55:42,957 I don't know where my dear husband went, 790 00:55:43,124 --> 00:55:45,957 but I know Project Sisyphus 791 00:55:46,124 --> 00:55:49,423 is the reason he's gone. 792 00:55:50,924 --> 00:55:52,456 Target acquired. 793 00:55:52,623 --> 00:55:54,524 Commence Project Road Kill in T-minus three 794 00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:56,356 two, one... 795 00:55:56,524 --> 00:55:58,423 Sir, the target is looking at us. 796 00:55:58,591 --> 00:56:00,323 Why is the target looking at us? 797 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:01,491 Beep, beep. 798 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:04,758 Beep, beep. 799 00:56:06,423 --> 00:56:07,925 Retreat, retreat! 800 00:56:08,090 --> 00:56:09,323 Did we catch him? 801 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,090 Oh, did we catch him? 802 00:56:11,257 --> 00:56:12,758 Oh, my gosh, the glue burns! 803 00:56:12,925 --> 00:56:15,191 Oh, my head is on fire! 804 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,925 So, obviously... 805 00:56:22,158 --> 00:56:23,825 we hit a speed bump. 806 00:56:24,591 --> 00:56:26,858 Does it itch? Yes. 807 00:56:27,025 --> 00:56:28,357 But I'm afraid to touch it. 808 00:56:37,991 --> 00:56:40,125 You were my eyes and ears out there, what happened? 809 00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,458 What'd you see? 810 00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:43,091 Well, I taught I taw... 811 00:56:43,258 --> 00:56:45,025 You taught you taw? 812 00:56:45,192 --> 00:56:46,425 I don't pay you to tink you taw, 813 00:56:46,592 --> 00:56:47,525 I pay you to taw! 814 00:56:47,692 --> 00:56:48,859 I taw! - You taw? 815 00:56:49,026 --> 00:56:50,258 Or you thought you taw? 816 00:56:50,425 --> 00:56:51,425 Because you just said you taught you taw! 817 00:56:51,592 --> 00:56:52,926 I did, I did taw! 818 00:56:53,092 --> 00:56:54,792 What did you tee? What did you taw? 819 00:56:54,959 --> 00:56:58,026 A breakdown on the eastern perimeteh-ter. 820 00:56:58,193 --> 00:57:00,759 Ultimately, that's where he ran off. 821 00:57:00,926 --> 00:57:04,692 That Road Runner is very, very fast, sir. 822 00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:06,826 Step your game up, bird. 823 00:57:06,992 --> 00:57:08,426 They're getting too close. 824 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,759 I don't just want him scared, I want him ruined! 825 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:14,493 I want him to stop digging around! 826 00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,493 You know what happened to Dr. Lorre. 827 00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:18,259 You want the same thing to happen to your Granny? 828 00:57:18,426 --> 00:57:21,526 No, please! I'll get him tonight! 829 00:57:21,693 --> 00:57:24,126 I... I promise. 830 00:57:27,325 --> 00:57:29,092 Hey, great job, big dog. 831 00:57:29,259 --> 00:57:30,693 Shut up, Patches! - Absolutely, sir. 832 00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,459 I won't say another word. 833 00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:43,260 I wish I could say more, 834 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:45,493 but Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 835 00:57:47,927 --> 00:57:50,993 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 836 00:57:56,661 --> 00:58:00,527 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 837 00:58:16,028 --> 00:58:18,460 Paige? Are you okay? 838 00:58:18,627 --> 00:58:20,295 Oh, I'm totally fine. 839 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:21,928 I've always kind of wanted to throw a bomb out of a window, 840 00:58:22,094 --> 00:58:23,527 but there just never really was a right time. 841 00:58:23,694 --> 00:58:27,495 Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow gave me this tape, 842 00:58:27,661 --> 00:58:28,961 and I've listened to it a thousand times, 843 00:58:29,128 --> 00:58:30,828 and there's something in the background. 844 00:58:31,195 --> 00:58:34,261 But Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 845 00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:35,828 That's the guy who called me. 846 00:58:35,994 --> 00:58:38,261 Yeah, I know, but... but can you hear it? 847 00:58:38,428 --> 00:58:40,028 I wish I could say more 848 00:58:40,195 --> 00:58:43,328 but Acme has ears and eyes and ears everywhere. 849 00:58:44,962 --> 00:58:46,995 Wait! Wait, wait, wait. That's evidence! 850 00:58:47,161 --> 00:58:49,829 Okay, that's enough. 851 00:58:49,995 --> 00:58:52,495 Wile E., Wile E., Wile E.. - Please stop that. 852 00:58:54,962 --> 00:58:58,262 Is there some kind of plan to this? 853 00:59:06,095 --> 00:59:07,162 There it is. 854 00:59:07,329 --> 00:59:09,995 Wait, I know this song. 855 00:59:10,162 --> 00:59:11,795 From where? - I... I don't know. 856 00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:15,095 It's like a TV show or an ad or... 857 00:59:15,262 --> 00:59:16,362 Wait. 858 00:59:17,496 --> 00:59:19,663 Albuquerque's Annual Carrot Festival. 859 00:59:20,362 --> 00:59:22,029 Okay, wh... what is that? 860 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:24,663 A festival of carrots in Albuquerque. 861 00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:26,529 It happens every year annually. 862 00:59:40,629 --> 00:59:41,830 Hello? 863 00:59:42,930 --> 00:59:44,298 Mystery caller? 864 00:59:44,463 --> 00:59:46,996 Mystery caller who... Who called me? 865 00:59:47,163 --> 00:59:48,863 Tell him we're from Avery, Jones and Maltese. 866 00:59:49,030 --> 00:59:51,030 We're from Avery, Jones and Maltese. 867 00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:53,830 You can show yourself at any time. 868 00:59:53,996 --> 00:59:57,764 So, uh, what is up, doc? 869 00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:58,996 Who's there? 870 00:59:59,163 --> 01:00:00,664 I'll never tell you, Mac. 871 01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:02,997 I'm a creature of the night, a shadow that moves. 872 01:00:03,163 --> 01:00:04,797 You'll never figure out who I... 873 01:00:06,497 --> 01:00:07,931 Oh, my! Oh, heavens! 874 01:00:08,097 --> 01:00:09,198 You've seen my face. 875 01:00:09,363 --> 01:00:11,330 Don't look at me. I'm too... 876 01:00:11,497 --> 01:00:13,097 beautiful? 877 01:00:13,265 --> 01:00:14,430 Mystery caller? 878 01:00:14,597 --> 01:00:16,265 I tell you, the budgie has been bumbling 879 01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:18,864 and stumbling your way through this case for weeks. 880 01:00:19,031 --> 01:00:20,997 You're lucky you have me on your side. 881 01:00:21,164 --> 01:00:23,031 Hey, you been followed? Got eyes on you? 882 01:00:23,198 --> 01:00:24,664 Caught by a red-light camera? 883 01:00:24,831 --> 01:00:25,931 Spotted by a drone? 884 01:00:26,097 --> 01:00:28,331 Have you been bugged? 885 01:00:28,498 --> 01:00:30,198 This is just getting embarrassing now. 886 01:00:30,364 --> 01:00:32,364 Look, I got like a million questions for you. 887 01:00:32,531 --> 01:00:33,832 Why didn't you call again? 888 01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,431 What happened to Dr. Lorre? 889 01:00:35,598 --> 01:00:37,299 And what can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 890 01:00:37,464 --> 01:00:39,265 Enough with the questions, counselor. 891 01:00:39,431 --> 01:00:41,631 This calls for a flashback. 892 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,932 Dr. Lorre was the head inventor 893 01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:46,765 of Acme cartoon products, you see. 894 01:00:46,932 --> 01:00:49,464 He built some amazing things. 895 01:00:49,631 --> 01:00:52,300 Essentials, like the Quick Change Machine. 896 01:00:52,464 --> 01:00:55,665 One day, they sent an executive from corporate 897 01:00:55,832 --> 01:00:57,266 to oversee things. 898 01:00:57,432 --> 01:00:59,432 The guy was a real turkey. 899 01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:04,432 Suddenly, there was a lot of secrets. 900 01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:08,032 They called it Project Sisyphus. 901 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,632 Under the new management, 902 01:01:09,798 --> 01:01:11,998 the tests became increasingly reckless. 903 01:01:14,532 --> 01:01:16,266 I'm not sure I understand. 904 01:01:16,432 --> 01:01:17,766 What was it all for? 905 01:01:17,933 --> 01:01:21,132 They weren't inventing products for cartoons. 906 01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:22,799 They were using cartoons 907 01:01:22,966 --> 01:01:24,933 to invent products! 908 01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:28,266 Dr. Lorre told them this was wrong 909 01:01:28,432 --> 01:01:31,465 and that their tests were harmful to cartoons. 910 01:01:31,632 --> 01:01:34,167 He pleaded with them to put an end to it. 911 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,099 But instead... 912 01:01:36,267 --> 01:01:38,433 they put an end to him. 913 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,933 Everyone who worked on Project Sisyphus 914 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:43,201 is either missing, 915 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:44,966 or forced to work for Acme... 916 01:01:45,134 --> 01:01:47,700 or quacked. 917 01:01:47,866 --> 01:01:49,033 And when did the program end? 918 01:01:49,201 --> 01:01:50,333 Don't you see? 919 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:51,633 It never ended. 920 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,767 It evolved. 921 01:01:53,933 --> 01:01:57,466 Instead of testing dangerous products in the lab, 922 01:01:57,633 --> 01:01:59,301 they let them out into the real world. 923 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,633 Yes. - Wile E.'s rocket skates, 924 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,633 they were designed to backfire. 925 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,466 Now you're getting it. 926 01:02:05,633 --> 01:02:08,967 The more something breaks, the more a cartoon gets hurt, 927 01:02:09,135 --> 01:02:12,334 the more data to make better Acme products for humans. 928 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,268 Exactly, exactly. 929 01:02:14,434 --> 01:02:18,467 Wile, you're what they call a, uh, a high-usage user. 930 01:02:18,633 --> 01:02:21,834 They let you boom and splat and bang 931 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,834 for years and years, 932 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,967 knowing full well the toll. 933 01:02:26,135 --> 01:02:27,434 Would you testify to this in court? 934 01:02:27,601 --> 01:02:29,101 The world needs to hear this. 935 01:02:29,268 --> 01:02:30,701 No, no, no. 936 01:02:30,868 --> 01:02:32,668 You need someone on the inside to spill the beans. 937 01:02:32,835 --> 01:02:35,168 Get the head of PR at Acme to testify. 938 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:36,367 He's a master of spin. 939 01:02:36,534 --> 01:02:38,168 His name is... 940 01:02:38,334 --> 01:02:40,701 Uh-oh, that's my cue. 941 01:03:02,435 --> 01:03:04,035 I think they got him. 942 01:03:05,635 --> 01:03:07,269 Nah, they didn't. 943 01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:08,802 Hey, if anyone asks, 944 01:03:08,968 --> 01:03:10,435 tell them your informant was a little hunter 945 01:03:10,602 --> 01:03:11,635 with a funny hat. 946 01:03:11,802 --> 01:03:13,468 We're all counting on you. Bye. 947 01:03:28,802 --> 01:03:30,037 Yeah, that's great. 948 01:03:30,204 --> 01:03:31,702 No one's going to get through that door. 949 01:03:31,869 --> 01:03:34,103 Any added security is great. 950 01:03:40,636 --> 01:03:43,503 Will you tell us your role at Acme for the record? 951 01:03:48,636 --> 01:03:49,670 Okay, great. 952 01:03:49,837 --> 01:03:51,002 If he says anything wrong, 953 01:03:51,170 --> 01:03:52,670 we'll get him out of here. - Done. 954 01:03:52,837 --> 01:03:55,837 And what does your role as PR representative entail? 955 01:03:56,004 --> 01:04:00,469 Acme. 956 01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:03,171 So you have authority to speak for Acme. 957 01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:11,004 What can you tell us about Project Sisyphus? 958 01:04:14,970 --> 01:04:16,004 Mr. Devil, 959 01:04:16,171 --> 01:04:18,837 what is Project Sisyphus? 960 01:04:19,004 --> 01:04:21,770 May I remind you, you are under oath. 961 01:04:30,804 --> 01:04:32,038 Objection? 962 01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:36,171 Counselors, approach the bench. 963 01:04:38,637 --> 01:04:41,871 This case is turning my courtroom into a circus. 964 01:04:42,039 --> 01:04:44,306 They just ejected my witness. 965 01:04:44,470 --> 01:04:45,537 We don't know that. 966 01:04:50,838 --> 01:04:52,371 Couldn't agree more, Your Honor. 967 01:04:52,538 --> 01:04:54,306 I'd like to file a motion to exclude all evidence 968 01:04:54,471 --> 01:04:55,704 submitted by the prosecution. 969 01:04:55,871 --> 01:04:57,338 Save the original pair of rocket skates. 970 01:04:57,505 --> 01:04:58,972 All else is overreaching. - Motion granted. 971 01:04:59,139 --> 01:05:00,605 Are... are you kidding? 972 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:02,105 Thank you, Your Honor. - Now, in response, 973 01:05:02,272 --> 01:05:03,638 I'd like to file a motion for dismissal 974 01:05:03,805 --> 01:05:05,039 due to lack of evidence. 975 01:05:05,206 --> 01:05:07,338 Motion granted. I'm tired of all this bunk. 976 01:05:07,505 --> 01:05:09,039 You're not allowed to say that. 977 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,272 That's the beauty of being a judge. 978 01:05:11,438 --> 01:05:13,040 I can say whatever I want. 979 01:05:13,206 --> 01:05:14,538 Mistrial? There. 980 01:05:14,705 --> 01:05:16,705 I said it. Case dismissed. 981 01:05:16,872 --> 01:05:18,973 Case dismissed. 982 01:05:27,672 --> 01:05:28,839 I have a comment. 983 01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:33,506 What happened in there was a miscarriage of justice, 984 01:05:33,672 --> 01:05:34,973 but it was not a surprise. 985 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,673 The Acme Corporation has knowingly 986 01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,372 been putting dangerous products 987 01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:42,539 into the hands of cartoons for decades. 988 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:45,806 Acme has gone to great lengths to cover up an insidious plot 989 01:05:45,973 --> 01:05:48,040 that they call Project Sisyphus. 990 01:05:48,207 --> 01:05:50,106 They have threatened the safety 991 01:05:50,273 --> 01:05:52,307 of myself and my client. 992 01:05:52,472 --> 01:05:55,873 Look, bombs, boulders, pianos, 993 01:05:56,041 --> 01:05:58,107 they will stop at nothing. 994 01:05:58,273 --> 01:06:01,308 But myself and my associates, 995 01:06:01,472 --> 01:06:03,274 we will keep fighting. 996 01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:05,107 I mean, these... These companies think 997 01:06:05,274 --> 01:06:07,373 they can do whatever they want and get away with all of it. 998 01:06:07,539 --> 01:06:09,007 Because they do. 999 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:12,007 Well, we're sick of it. And it stops now. 1000 01:06:12,174 --> 01:06:16,174 So we're getting ready to launch a, uh, uh... 1001 01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:20,440 Uh, excuse me. Uh, a moment. 1002 01:06:20,607 --> 01:06:22,107 Excuse me. Excuse me. Wile E.! 1003 01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:24,373 More chaos in court today 1004 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,774 after the Acme trial was dismissed 1005 01:06:25,942 --> 01:06:26,975 by the very fair 1006 01:06:27,141 --> 01:06:28,707 and honorable Judge Troppogrosso. 1007 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,440 The plaintiffs made their objections 1008 01:06:30,607 --> 01:06:32,942 known by wrestling a six-foot cartoon rocket. 1009 01:06:33,108 --> 01:06:35,440 It's all good. Nothing to see here. 1010 01:06:38,275 --> 01:06:40,275 Is that your car? 1011 01:06:55,675 --> 01:06:57,842 Hey, Paige. - Have you seen? 1012 01:06:58,008 --> 01:06:59,441 What? - Your speech. 1013 01:06:59,608 --> 01:07:00,708 It's the number one trending news item 1014 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:01,942 in the country right now. 1015 01:07:02,108 --> 01:07:03,474 It's everywhere. - What? 1016 01:07:03,641 --> 01:07:04,943 They... they like my speech? 1017 01:07:05,108 --> 01:07:07,142 Well, and the car exploded, 1018 01:07:07,309 --> 01:07:09,043 I... I think is a part of it. 1019 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:11,009 Mr. Avery. - Mr. Avery. 1020 01:07:11,175 --> 01:07:12,374 Mr. Avery. - Mr. Avery. 1021 01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:14,109 I gotta go. - Mr. Avery. 1022 01:07:14,275 --> 01:07:15,843 Mr. Avery, any comment on Congress 1023 01:07:16,009 --> 01:07:17,043 agreeing to hear your case? 1024 01:07:17,210 --> 01:07:18,843 Uh, uh, Congress? 1025 01:07:19,009 --> 01:07:21,176 Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn agreeing to testify. 1026 01:07:21,342 --> 01:07:23,474 No, uh, did... Did you say Congress? 1027 01:07:23,641 --> 01:07:25,009 They're putting Acme under the microscope. 1028 01:07:25,176 --> 01:07:28,009 You're going to DC. - We're going to DC? 1029 01:07:28,176 --> 01:07:30,109 We're going to DC! 1030 01:07:30,976 --> 01:07:34,143 Uh, okay. Well, uh, no... no comment. 1031 01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:35,509 Mr. Avery. - Mr. Avery. 1032 01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,210 Mr. Avery. - Thank you. 1033 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,810 Mr. Avery. 1034 01:07:41,276 --> 01:07:43,375 Wait. Where are you going? 1035 01:07:44,609 --> 01:07:46,010 What? Wile E., no. 1036 01:07:46,176 --> 01:07:48,509 You can't go. I need you in DC. 1037 01:07:48,676 --> 01:07:50,110 I mean, this is the big showdown. 1038 01:07:50,276 --> 01:07:52,110 If... if you don't show up, there's no hearing. 1039 01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:54,810 This whole thing will have been for nothing. 1040 01:07:56,642 --> 01:07:58,311 Uh, the Road Runner will be there. 1041 01:08:00,609 --> 01:08:01,844 Yeah, of course. 1042 01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:04,476 He'll be there. Yeah, he's coming. 1043 01:08:04,642 --> 01:08:06,609 I... I... I promise. 1044 01:08:07,777 --> 01:08:09,110 So, come on. 1045 01:08:09,277 --> 01:08:11,110 What do you say? 1046 01:08:11,277 --> 01:08:13,677 I mean, the whole world will be watching. 1047 01:08:13,844 --> 01:08:15,277 And he'll be there. 1048 01:08:20,977 --> 01:08:23,811 All right. Good. Come on. Let's go. 1049 01:08:39,543 --> 01:08:40,978 6.5 1050 01:08:41,145 --> 01:08:43,312 Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery, how's the water? 1051 01:08:44,477 --> 01:08:46,511 What initially seemed to be a case 1052 01:08:46,677 --> 01:08:48,111 of routine product malfunction 1053 01:08:48,278 --> 01:08:50,078 has turned into a David versus Goliath 1054 01:08:50,245 --> 01:08:51,811 tale as old as time. 1055 01:08:51,978 --> 01:08:53,212 We would like to wish our furry little friend 1056 01:08:53,377 --> 01:08:54,511 good luck in DC. 1057 01:08:54,678 --> 01:08:55,611 We're rooting for you, Wile E. 1058 01:08:55,779 --> 01:08:57,212 And we always were 1059 01:08:57,377 --> 01:08:59,078 from day one. 1060 01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:09,879 When a company is this successful... 1061 01:09:10,046 --> 01:09:11,644 there's always someone 1062 01:09:11,812 --> 01:09:13,544 looking to tear it down. 1063 01:09:13,712 --> 01:09:15,712 But our hands are clean. 1064 01:09:17,544 --> 01:09:18,879 Flight attendants, prepare for landing. 1065 01:09:19,046 --> 01:09:20,246 Sorry about that initial wrong turn 1066 01:09:20,412 --> 01:09:21,644 out of Albuquerque, folks. 1067 01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:40,545 This is it. No more warnings. 1068 01:09:40,713 --> 01:09:42,345 I don't care if you kidnap him, 1069 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,213 run him out of town, or throw him down a hole. 1070 01:09:44,378 --> 01:09:46,279 Wile E. Coyote will not be at the hearing tomorrow. 1071 01:09:46,445 --> 01:09:48,080 Are we clear? 1072 01:09:48,246 --> 01:09:50,412 Yes, boss. We're clear. 1073 01:09:54,512 --> 01:09:55,847 Please be quiet. 1074 01:09:57,947 --> 01:10:00,746 Wile E., please be quiet. 1075 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,680 Look, I promise you, what I have to do 1076 01:10:04,847 --> 01:10:06,713 is more important than what you have to do. 1077 01:10:16,647 --> 01:10:18,379 There's been a change of plans. 1078 01:10:23,048 --> 01:10:26,513 Uh, he... he couldn't make it. 1079 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:27,881 All right? 1080 01:10:36,181 --> 01:10:38,546 Okay, fine. 1081 01:10:38,714 --> 01:10:40,380 You think I would drag the Roadrunner out here 1082 01:10:40,547 --> 01:10:42,881 so you could destroy me in front of the entire world? 1083 01:10:43,048 --> 01:10:44,714 Yeah, I know you just wanted him in that courtroom 1084 01:10:44,881 --> 01:10:46,682 so you could catch him and eat him. 1085 01:10:46,848 --> 01:10:48,615 Why would I help you do that? 1086 01:10:50,014 --> 01:10:52,547 Okay, yeah, I lied. I lied. 1087 01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:54,447 I needed you to stay with this case. 1088 01:10:54,615 --> 01:10:57,181 But you know what? You lied to me. 1089 01:10:57,347 --> 01:10:59,347 Huh? You misled me. 1090 01:10:59,514 --> 01:11:01,982 You made me think that this case was about somethin'. 1091 01:11:02,148 --> 01:11:03,547 And... And it is. 1092 01:11:03,715 --> 01:11:05,480 You know, this is way bigger than the Roadrunner. 1093 01:11:05,648 --> 01:11:08,216 Did you not even process what the rabbit said? 1094 01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,615 You're a high-usage user. 1095 01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,216 I mean, look at all this stuff. 1096 01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:13,949 You're addicted. 1097 01:11:14,115 --> 01:11:15,381 Every explosion, 1098 01:11:15,547 --> 01:11:17,849 every time you fell to the bottom of a canyon, 1099 01:11:18,015 --> 01:11:19,548 Acme wanted that. 1100 01:11:19,715 --> 01:11:22,316 You know, I changed around my whole life for you. 1101 01:11:22,481 --> 01:11:24,015 My entire routine. 1102 01:11:24,182 --> 01:11:25,882 It's probably all gonna blow up in my face 1103 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:27,815 because you wanted a drumstick. 1104 01:11:29,515 --> 01:11:30,850 Oh, myself? 1105 01:11:31,015 --> 01:11:32,149 You have only cared about 1106 01:11:32,316 --> 01:11:34,249 your plan this entire time. 1107 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:35,816 "Oh, the Roadrunner, the Roadrunner." 1108 01:11:35,983 --> 01:11:38,249 I'm so sick of this Roadrunner. 1109 01:11:38,415 --> 01:11:40,481 You're never gonna catch him! 1110 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,016 Okay? 1111 01:11:45,983 --> 01:11:48,150 You just... you... You really aren't. 1112 01:11:48,983 --> 01:11:50,283 Just stop trying. 1113 01:11:58,683 --> 01:12:00,116 Yeah. - Hey, Kev. 1114 01:12:00,283 --> 01:12:01,816 Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this 1115 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:04,016 right before the hearing, but, um... 1116 01:12:04,183 --> 01:12:07,317 we've spent every last cent on this trial. 1117 01:12:08,382 --> 01:12:09,482 We're out of money. 1118 01:12:09,650 --> 01:12:11,150 So, what does that mean? 1119 01:12:11,317 --> 01:12:14,317 It means, unless there's some kind of miracle, 1120 01:12:14,482 --> 01:12:16,050 there's not gonna be a firm to come back to. 1121 01:12:16,851 --> 01:12:20,951 I made you guys appointments to donate plasma next week. 1122 01:12:21,117 --> 01:12:22,550 I can't go. 1123 01:12:23,550 --> 01:12:25,482 I don't want to put this kind of pressure on you. 1124 01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:26,984 We just thought you should know. 1125 01:12:28,784 --> 01:12:30,383 Okay. 1126 01:12:47,685 --> 01:12:48,884 Damn it. 1127 01:13:01,318 --> 01:13:02,518 Beep beep! 1128 01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:50,485 You missed! 1129 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,486 Wile E.! Wile E.! 1130 01:14:30,321 --> 01:14:31,687 Oh, boy. 1131 01:15:08,021 --> 01:15:11,222 Wile E., grab my hand! 1132 01:15:11,388 --> 01:15:13,555 I'm trying to save you! Aah! 1133 01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:27,121 Over here! Oh! Oh! 1134 01:15:29,222 --> 01:15:30,455 Aah! 1135 01:15:36,122 --> 01:15:37,388 Look, Wile E., I'm sorry. 1136 01:15:37,555 --> 01:15:39,622 I made a mistake! Okay? 1137 01:15:39,789 --> 01:15:41,655 Wait! Wait! Wile! 1138 01:15:42,722 --> 01:15:44,722 Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 1139 01:16:21,890 --> 01:16:23,325 Uh, what is the holdup? 1140 01:16:26,325 --> 01:16:27,325 He's in the bathroom. 1141 01:16:40,791 --> 01:16:42,157 Looks like you had a rough night, huh? 1142 01:16:43,157 --> 01:16:45,891 Oh, thanks for your believable concern. 1143 01:16:46,057 --> 01:16:48,858 Oh, come on. Do you really want to go out there? 1144 01:16:49,024 --> 01:16:52,357 I mean, where there's cameras? 1145 01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:53,724 The pressure? 1146 01:16:58,158 --> 01:16:59,326 What is this? 1147 01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:00,390 It's everything you ever wanted. 1148 01:17:00,557 --> 01:17:02,624 Freedom from responsibility. 1149 01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:05,292 That's no strings attached. 1150 01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,326 That is under the table and it's for you. 1151 01:17:07,491 --> 01:17:09,326 All you gotta do is walk out this door right now. 1152 01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:10,958 I mean, come on. 1153 01:17:11,124 --> 01:17:12,458 You really want to just keep doing 1154 01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:14,058 the same thing over and over again? 1155 01:17:14,226 --> 01:17:16,191 Try, fail, try, fail, 1156 01:17:16,358 --> 01:17:18,124 expecting a different result? 1157 01:17:21,792 --> 01:17:24,191 I just realized that, uh, 1158 01:17:24,358 --> 01:17:26,025 yeah, I do. 1159 01:17:33,059 --> 01:17:34,292 You get the gist. 1160 01:17:45,692 --> 01:17:47,492 Oh, my God. You look like a stuntman. 1161 01:17:47,658 --> 01:17:49,792 Is Wile E. here? - He's not with you? 1162 01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:52,125 I haven't seen him since we were going 80 miles an hour 1163 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:54,293 on the highway strapped to a refrigerator. 1164 01:17:54,459 --> 01:17:56,227 What the hell? I thought you guys were 1165 01:17:56,392 --> 01:17:58,626 in the hotel room next to me. I feel so left out. 1166 01:17:58,793 --> 01:18:00,359 I really screwed up. 1167 01:18:00,526 --> 01:18:02,659 He knows the Road Runner's not coming. 1168 01:18:02,826 --> 01:18:04,059 He knows I lied. 1169 01:18:04,227 --> 01:18:06,492 Ugh, I'm a jerk. 1170 01:18:06,659 --> 01:18:08,492 I should have been honest with him. 1171 01:18:08,659 --> 01:18:10,160 It just seemed easier. 1172 01:18:11,826 --> 01:18:15,228 Mr. Avery, uh, thank you for joining us today. 1173 01:18:15,392 --> 01:18:16,893 We are here to determine 1174 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:21,294 whether or not Acme products are a danger to society. 1175 01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:22,693 Uh, where is your client? 1176 01:18:23,893 --> 01:18:27,726 I'm, uh, not entirely sure, to be honest. 1177 01:18:27,893 --> 01:18:29,328 Senator Fudd, 1178 01:18:29,493 --> 01:18:31,126 the fact that Mr. Coyote hasn't deemed it necessary 1179 01:18:31,294 --> 01:18:33,627 to grace us with his presence at the scheduled time 1180 01:18:33,794 --> 01:18:34,993 should tell you all you need to know 1181 01:18:35,161 --> 01:18:36,328 about his character. 1182 01:18:36,493 --> 01:18:40,026 Hmm, I think this does tell us a lot. 1183 01:18:40,194 --> 01:18:44,061 Look, my client has a long history with Acme. 1184 01:18:44,228 --> 01:18:45,694 He's been using their pwoducts... 1185 01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:47,360 Sorry, products, 1186 01:18:47,527 --> 01:18:49,994 for decades. - Why is that? 1187 01:18:50,162 --> 01:18:52,961 If they're so... "dangerous." 1188 01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:55,329 Well, he doesn't have a choice, really. 1189 01:18:55,493 --> 01:18:57,861 Uh, Acme has a monopoly over all the tools 1190 01:18:58,027 --> 01:19:00,295 required for Mr. Coyote's work. 1191 01:19:00,461 --> 01:19:01,627 His work? 1192 01:19:01,794 --> 01:19:03,461 I have here that he's unemployed 1193 01:19:03,627 --> 01:19:05,295 and living in a cave. 1194 01:19:08,128 --> 01:19:10,827 Truth, truth. - It's a fact. 1195 01:19:10,994 --> 01:19:12,229 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1196 01:19:12,394 --> 01:19:14,494 Pursuant to Sylvester V. Gonzalez, 1197 01:19:14,661 --> 01:19:17,195 "chase by predator" is a legal occupation 1198 01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:18,994 under the law. 1199 01:19:19,162 --> 01:19:22,828 All right, he may not get a salary, but he works. 1200 01:19:22,995 --> 01:19:25,461 In fact, he's one of the most hard-working 1201 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,361 people I've ever met. 1202 01:19:27,528 --> 01:19:29,394 And he's brave. 1203 01:19:29,561 --> 01:19:32,230 He will walk out onto the tiniest rope 1204 01:19:32,394 --> 01:19:33,895 over the largest canyon. 1205 01:19:34,062 --> 01:19:35,362 He'll straddle a rocket 1206 01:19:35,528 --> 01:19:37,196 that he's glued handlebars to 1207 01:19:37,362 --> 01:19:38,395 without batting an eye. 1208 01:19:38,561 --> 01:19:39,561 I mean... 1209 01:19:42,562 --> 01:19:43,995 Sorry. Uh... uh... 1210 01:19:45,129 --> 01:19:46,196 Look... 1211 01:19:47,129 --> 01:19:50,462 when Mr. Coyote first walked into my office, 1212 01:19:50,629 --> 01:19:53,462 I was the laziest person you could ever imagine. 1213 01:19:53,629 --> 01:19:55,462 I didn't want to work. 1214 01:19:55,629 --> 01:19:58,028 I didn't want to try anything. 1215 01:19:58,196 --> 01:19:59,863 Because deep down... 1216 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,296 I didn't want to fail. 1217 01:20:02,462 --> 01:20:03,996 But he's not afraid of that. 1218 01:20:04,963 --> 01:20:08,130 No matter what happens, he picks himself up, 1219 01:20:08,296 --> 01:20:12,231 he tries again, and again, and again, and again. 1220 01:20:12,395 --> 01:20:15,662 He would never think of quitting. 1221 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:19,029 He wakes up every morning with purpose 1222 01:20:19,197 --> 01:20:20,563 and with hope. 1223 01:20:21,729 --> 01:20:24,331 And I think everyone should be inspired by that. 1224 01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:29,197 I know I am. 1225 01:20:46,897 --> 01:20:48,563 You don't need signs anymore. 1226 01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:50,098 Thank you for coming back. 1227 01:20:52,563 --> 01:20:55,065 Mr. Leghorn, thank you for taking the time 1228 01:20:55,232 --> 01:20:56,797 from your busy schedule. 1229 01:20:56,964 --> 01:20:58,198 Now, we've requested that 1230 01:20:58,364 --> 01:21:01,663 Mr. Avery asks you a few questions today. 1231 01:21:03,165 --> 01:21:05,065 I've been studying this guy in interviews. 1232 01:21:05,232 --> 01:21:07,165 He's a blowhard. Huge ego. 1233 01:21:07,332 --> 01:21:09,564 Here I am, son. 1234 01:21:09,731 --> 01:21:12,298 All right. I can work with that. 1235 01:21:28,364 --> 01:21:31,398 Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of 1236 01:21:31,564 --> 01:21:35,032 the Acme program known as Project Sisyphus? 1237 01:21:35,199 --> 01:21:38,398 I am familiar with the name. 1238 01:21:38,565 --> 01:21:40,632 Okay. And how would you explain 1239 01:21:40,798 --> 01:21:43,865 the type of program that it is to this committee? 1240 01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:46,233 Well, it's one of research and development. 1241 01:21:46,398 --> 01:21:48,699 Great. So you're constantly innovating 1242 01:21:48,865 --> 01:21:50,999 your cartoon product line to make it better? 1243 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:52,299 Yes, sir. 1244 01:21:52,465 --> 01:21:54,365 Okay. That makes sense. 1245 01:21:54,532 --> 01:21:57,166 But if you're studying these products so closely, 1246 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,398 why are they malfunctioning so frequently? 1247 01:21:59,565 --> 01:22:01,299 That sounds like something you might tinker with. 1248 01:22:01,465 --> 01:22:05,333 Well, son, business is complex. 1249 01:22:05,498 --> 01:22:07,866 Okay. Now does any of the information 1250 01:22:08,033 --> 01:22:10,334 that you get from Project Sisyphus 1251 01:22:10,498 --> 01:22:12,465 go into developing the human line? 1252 01:22:12,632 --> 01:22:14,000 Sure. - Sure. 1253 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,533 Okay. So you admit it. 1254 01:22:15,699 --> 01:22:17,366 He just admitted it. Did you hear that? 1255 01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:19,133 He admitted it. You're intentionally giving 1256 01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:20,832 dangerous products to cartoons, 1257 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,167 willfully causing pain to millions 1258 01:22:23,334 --> 01:22:24,533 in this process? 1259 01:22:31,533 --> 01:22:34,800 You think progress isn't worth a little pain? 1260 01:22:34,968 --> 01:22:36,800 A little discomfort? 1261 01:22:36,968 --> 01:22:40,733 It is, son. It always has been. 1262 01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:43,334 Besides, nothing we've done today 1263 01:22:43,499 --> 01:22:45,301 or any other day is illegal. 1264 01:22:45,466 --> 01:22:48,034 Isn't that right, Mr. Crane? 1265 01:22:48,201 --> 01:22:50,700 Absolutely. Absolutely. 1266 01:22:50,867 --> 01:22:52,500 The law is completely on our side here, 1267 01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:54,201 and so is the popular opinion of the silent majority. 1268 01:22:54,367 --> 01:22:56,134 Thank you, Mr. Crane. 1269 01:22:56,301 --> 01:22:58,034 Mr. Leghorn... - And another thing. 1270 01:22:58,201 --> 01:22:59,700 Take a seat, son. 1271 01:22:59,867 --> 01:23:01,901 I'm asking the questions here. 1272 01:23:02,068 --> 01:23:04,667 Take a seat, son. 1273 01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:09,400 There's nothing cuter than this prosecutor. 1274 01:23:12,134 --> 01:23:15,902 I am reminded of my days as a little rooster 1275 01:23:16,069 --> 01:23:20,667 on the poultry farm, where I learned a valuable lesson. 1276 01:23:20,834 --> 01:23:24,801 Cartoons are resilient. 1277 01:23:24,969 --> 01:23:28,401 Ooh! Hit us with a mallet. Throw us off a cliff. 1278 01:23:28,567 --> 01:23:31,035 We can take it. 1279 01:23:31,202 --> 01:23:32,535 Speaking as a cartoon, 1280 01:23:32,701 --> 01:23:35,869 I think it can even be a little bit funny. 1281 01:23:36,035 --> 01:23:37,035 Am I right? 1282 01:23:45,069 --> 01:23:48,202 So what's a little pain for the greater good? 1283 01:23:48,368 --> 01:23:52,468 Pain is a part of life, and it's valuable. 1284 01:23:52,635 --> 01:23:53,970 You like that comfortable rubber 1285 01:23:54,135 --> 01:23:56,302 in those shoes there, don't you, son? 1286 01:23:56,468 --> 01:23:58,070 Well, that's duty-free. 1287 01:23:58,236 --> 01:24:01,970 We developed it by bouncing it one million times 1288 01:24:02,136 --> 01:24:04,870 off the face of a cartoon. 1289 01:24:05,036 --> 01:24:09,003 Those tornado pills became jet propellers. 1290 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:12,136 That high-speed tonic got us to the moon. 1291 01:24:12,303 --> 01:24:13,903 So yes, yes, 1292 01:24:14,070 --> 01:24:17,870 our cartoon products sometimes do explode. 1293 01:24:18,036 --> 01:24:20,569 Sometimes they do backfire. 1294 01:24:20,736 --> 01:24:23,036 Sometimes they push 1295 01:24:23,203 --> 01:24:27,636 the boundaries of gravity and science. 1296 01:24:27,804 --> 01:24:30,871 But do you all want to live in a world without new? 1297 01:24:31,037 --> 01:24:32,736 Without progress? 1298 01:24:32,904 --> 01:24:35,904 Now, what is it you always say, Mr. Crane? 1299 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,703 Ah! You can't make an omelet without... 1300 01:24:39,004 --> 01:24:40,204 breaking a few eggs. 1301 01:24:41,904 --> 01:24:43,204 Well, that's right! 1302 01:24:44,669 --> 01:24:46,204 And in this case, if that egg 1303 01:24:46,370 --> 01:24:49,037 is some low-life, cave-dwelling 1304 01:24:49,204 --> 01:24:51,204 desert dog with no connections, no family, 1305 01:24:51,370 --> 01:24:53,837 no friends, I'm sorry, but so be it. 1306 01:24:54,004 --> 01:24:56,238 No harm, no foul. 1307 01:24:56,403 --> 01:24:58,871 That is not an accurate depiction of my client. 1308 01:24:59,037 --> 01:25:00,670 Well, I was under the impression 1309 01:25:00,837 --> 01:25:03,071 that no one would speak on his behalf 1310 01:25:03,238 --> 01:25:04,872 apart from his lawyer. 1311 01:25:05,037 --> 01:25:07,704 Is there anyone in the whole wide world 1312 01:25:07,872 --> 01:25:11,872 who cares what happens to the coyote at all? 1313 01:25:25,737 --> 01:25:26,737 Beep beep. 1314 01:25:46,339 --> 01:25:49,471 Mr. Runner, we will be asking you 1315 01:25:49,638 --> 01:25:51,705 a series of yes-or-no questions. 1316 01:25:51,873 --> 01:25:54,873 Two beeps for yes, one beep for no. 1317 01:25:55,039 --> 01:25:56,471 Do you understand? 1318 01:25:56,638 --> 01:25:57,806 Beep beep! 1319 01:26:02,504 --> 01:26:04,906 Are you a bird? - Beep beep! 1320 01:26:05,073 --> 01:26:06,505 Are you easy to catch? 1321 01:26:06,671 --> 01:26:07,973 Beep! 1322 01:26:08,139 --> 01:26:09,671 Okay, good. 1323 01:26:11,739 --> 01:26:14,739 Are you familiar with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote? 1324 01:26:14,906 --> 01:26:15,973 Beep beep! 1325 01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:21,340 Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote using any Acme products 1326 01:26:21,505 --> 01:26:22,874 while in your presence 1327 01:26:23,039 --> 01:26:25,372 in the desert? - Beep beep! 1328 01:26:30,505 --> 01:26:32,874 Have those products always failed? 1329 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,207 Beep beep! 1330 01:26:38,007 --> 01:26:40,572 Mr. Runner, have you been a witness 1331 01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:42,907 to Mr. Coyote's pain and suffering? 1332 01:26:45,874 --> 01:26:47,007 Beep beep! 1333 01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:53,540 Yeah, me too. 1334 01:26:58,074 --> 01:27:00,741 Would you call him a friend? 1335 01:27:04,406 --> 01:27:05,640 Beep beep! 1336 01:27:06,975 --> 01:27:08,506 Well, thank you, Mr. Runner. 1337 01:27:08,674 --> 01:27:10,406 Thank you for coming here today. 1338 01:27:10,573 --> 01:27:13,473 Did you have something additional you'd like to say? 1339 01:27:13,641 --> 01:27:15,175 Beep beep! 1340 01:27:15,341 --> 01:27:17,506 All right, the floor is yours to add to the record. 1341 01:27:17,674 --> 01:27:20,075 Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. 1342 01:27:20,242 --> 01:27:21,641 Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. 1343 01:27:21,808 --> 01:27:23,242 Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. 1344 01:27:23,407 --> 01:27:25,141 A-R-E-Y... 1345 01:27:25,308 --> 01:27:28,075 Beep-beep-beep... Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. 1346 01:27:28,242 --> 01:27:30,041 "Are you coming back?" 1347 01:27:43,809 --> 01:27:45,141 Beep beep! 1348 01:27:55,309 --> 01:27:57,876 Mr. Avery, I must admit, 1349 01:27:58,042 --> 01:28:00,609 I am very, very moved. 1350 01:28:03,076 --> 01:28:05,475 However, you have offered no proof 1351 01:28:05,642 --> 01:28:07,475 of Acme's culpability other than 1352 01:28:07,643 --> 01:28:10,876 the pain and suffering of this one singular coyote. 1353 01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:13,309 Therefore, as much as it pains me, 1354 01:28:13,475 --> 01:28:16,076 you leave me no other choice. 1355 01:28:16,243 --> 01:28:17,176 All in agreement 1356 01:28:17,343 --> 01:28:18,643 to dismiss this investigation, 1357 01:28:18,810 --> 01:28:20,676 say "Aye." - Aye. 1358 01:28:23,076 --> 01:28:24,309 Yes! 1359 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:31,977 Try, fail. 1360 01:28:34,244 --> 01:28:36,177 Well, no hard feelings, boys. 1361 01:28:36,344 --> 01:28:38,310 It's a tough world out there. 1362 01:28:38,475 --> 01:28:39,877 Better luck next time. 1363 01:28:40,043 --> 01:28:42,244 I think those are the birds you're looking for. 1364 01:28:46,244 --> 01:28:47,476 Go for it. 1365 01:29:28,211 --> 01:29:29,678 No! 1366 01:29:35,311 --> 01:29:37,245 I say... I say, this is preposterous! 1367 01:29:37,410 --> 01:29:39,812 I say, preposterous! 1368 01:29:39,979 --> 01:29:41,812 What in tarnation? 1369 01:29:41,979 --> 01:29:43,979 Get me out of here! I want justice! 1370 01:29:44,145 --> 01:29:45,477 If anyone is live-streaming, 1371 01:29:45,645 --> 01:29:47,477 I will be live-suing, do you understand? 1372 01:29:47,645 --> 01:29:49,045 I have a medical condition. 1373 01:29:49,212 --> 01:29:50,545 I'm medically more important than all of you! 1374 01:29:50,712 --> 01:29:52,545 Okay, seriously, guys, no pictures! 1375 01:29:52,712 --> 01:29:54,346 Get back here, Avery! 1376 01:29:54,511 --> 01:29:56,912 You can't walk away from me in a suit like that! 1377 01:29:57,079 --> 01:29:59,645 Do you know how much I'm worth? 1378 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,712 Don't you laugh, Senator, I don't pay you to laugh! 1379 01:30:15,546 --> 01:30:18,013 Well, we tried. 1380 01:30:19,411 --> 01:30:21,080 We tried. 1381 01:30:21,246 --> 01:30:24,579 And thank you, uh, both, for pushing me. 1382 01:30:28,180 --> 01:30:30,813 Wait, what's going on? 1383 01:30:36,579 --> 01:30:39,580 Hey, look! - It's the lawyers! 1384 01:30:39,746 --> 01:30:41,146 They're here. I can't believe this. 1385 01:30:41,313 --> 01:30:42,746 Can I shake your hand, mister? 1386 01:30:46,379 --> 01:30:48,714 Thank you for what you've done. 1387 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:50,980 Hi, nice to meet you, Paige. 1388 01:30:51,146 --> 01:30:52,647 Paige, Paige! 1389 01:30:52,814 --> 01:30:56,046 Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery! - Yeehaw! 1390 01:30:57,814 --> 01:30:59,081 I need your help! 1391 01:31:00,647 --> 01:31:04,313 What is this? - They all want to sue Acme. 1392 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:07,248 Even after how poorly you did. 1393 01:31:07,413 --> 01:31:09,047 They trust you. 1394 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:11,014 Avery, Jones, and Maltese! 1395 01:31:11,181 --> 01:31:15,580 Hey! Can you believe it? - I can't! 1396 01:31:15,747 --> 01:31:16,847 Something's in your office, 1397 01:31:17,014 --> 01:31:18,714 apparently it's very important. 1398 01:31:18,881 --> 01:31:20,414 Okay, you got this. 1399 01:31:26,514 --> 01:31:28,648 Hey, counselor, you put up a good fight 1400 01:31:28,815 --> 01:31:31,414 at Congress, but nothing says guilty 1401 01:31:31,581 --> 01:31:33,581 better than some cold, hard evidence. 1402 01:31:33,748 --> 01:31:35,481 Here's a gift from yours truly, 1403 01:31:35,648 --> 01:31:38,848 from inside the doors at Acme. 1404 01:31:39,015 --> 01:31:40,481 What's this? 1405 01:31:40,648 --> 01:31:43,348 It's about five years' worth of cases. 1406 01:31:43,514 --> 01:31:46,315 Looks like we got our work cut out for us. 1407 01:31:46,481 --> 01:31:47,715 Shocking new developments 1408 01:31:47,882 --> 01:31:49,848 in the unfolding Acme case today. 1409 01:31:50,015 --> 01:31:52,315 Newly leaked footage from Project Sisyphus 1410 01:31:52,481 --> 01:31:55,815 triggered a pre-dawn raid on company headquarters 1411 01:31:55,982 --> 01:31:58,315 that quickly led to the arrest of Buddy Crane, 1412 01:31:58,482 --> 01:32:02,748 Acme's chief legal counsel, and CEO Foghorn Leghorn 1413 01:32:02,915 --> 01:32:05,682 for their participation in the alleged misconduct. 1414 01:32:05,848 --> 01:32:07,982 I'm a cage-free rooster! 1415 01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:10,082 Also at the scene, investigators rescued 1416 01:32:10,249 --> 01:32:12,749 Dr. Peter Lorre, an Acme scientist 1417 01:32:12,916 --> 01:32:15,049 who went missing over 30 years ago. 1418 01:32:15,215 --> 01:32:18,182 His upcoming testimony regarding Project Sisyphus 1419 01:32:18,350 --> 01:32:21,049 promises to bring the truth to light. 1420 01:32:31,849 --> 01:32:34,582 Oh, dearie! 1421 01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:53,483 Well, don't be a stranger. 1422 01:33:49,319 --> 01:33:50,684 Beep beep! 1423 01:34:07,752 --> 01:34:10,652 Well, sky's the limit. 1424 01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:12,752 Sky's the limit. 1425 01:36:44,257 --> 01:36:45,823 COYOTE v. ACME 1426 01:42:25,366 --> 01:42:28,332 COYOTE v. ACME