1 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:09,384 ♪ This is how you do it... ♪ 2 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:12,804 On the plus side, it still fits. 3 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:16,391 I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again. 4 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:19,561 There he is. Welcome back. 5 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:21,813 Thank you, sir. Happy to be here. 6 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,732 Ready to ace my second chance. 7 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,525 It's just... 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,610 Are the long sleeves necessary? 9 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,572 You fell as far as you could without getting bounced. 10 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,991 You have to earn your way back to short sleeves. 11 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,743 I know it's a bummer, 12 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:37,746 but I'm excited to have you back on patrol... 13 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,456 for a little while. 14 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,291 So what's happening? 15 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:44,544 Am I riding solo, or are you pairing me with someone? 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,380 It's--it's not really my call to make. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,382 But you know the answer. 18 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,468 I should really let Tim tell you. 19 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:55,430 But you won't, because UCs have a blood bond of honesty 20 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,307 that will last until the apocalypse. 21 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:58,933 So spill it. 22 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,977 I'm just the messenger. 23 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,479 I don't understand. 24 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,314 Well, you won't be riding with me anymore. 25 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:05,440 Then who? 26 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,608 You're gonna be training Penn. 27 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,109 Are you kidding? 28 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,944 Not only do I have to go back into the suck 29 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,696 that is uniformed police work... 30 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,948 Not only do I have to walk a high-wire act to perfection 31 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,451 every minute of the day for the next six months, 32 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,411 I'm getting paired with a training officer 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,954 so legendarily cantankerous, 34 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,332 she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers? 35 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,667 I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon 36 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,629 who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons? 37 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,422 - Yes. - Yes. 38 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ Whoa ♪ 39 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,804 ♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪ 40 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:38,474 ♪ Like I know you want me to do ♪ 41 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,976 {\an8}And you heard the mechanic say 42 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,853 {\an8}that he would get it done today? 43 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,439 {\an8}He said those actual words? - Yes. 44 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,982 {\an8}Even though last time, it took him over a week 45 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,651 {\an8}to order the parts? 46 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:52,654 {\an8}Hey, I put the fear of God in him, okay? 47 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,823 {\an8}It'll be done by 5:00. - Oh. 48 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,826 {\an8}Luna, my savior. Room 314 is imploding. 49 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:58,910 {\an8}Of course it is. 50 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,495 {\an8}I knew we were in trouble 51 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,163 {\an8}as soon as the third estranged child showed up. 52 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,000 {\an8}I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia 53 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,836 {\an8}and therapy for the rest of them. 54 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,712 {\an8}I'm sure they'll get right on that. 55 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,089 {\an8}Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,966 {\an8}I don't think we've met. - Right. 57 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,552 {\an8}Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade. 58 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,095 {\an8}- Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you. 59 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:18,680 {\an8}I don't think I've seen you around here before. 60 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:20,139 {\an8}Yeah, just started a couple months ago. 61 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,016 {\an8}Spent the last five years working 62 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,060 {\an8}for Doctors Without Borders. - Noble. 63 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,521 {\an8}It's nothing compared to what you do every day. 64 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,481 {\an8}I'm doing assessments. 65 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,401 {\an8}If 314 asks for me, tell them I got carried off by a twister. 66 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,406 {\an8}Um, nice guy. 67 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:38,032 {\an8}He makes us all look like underachievers. 68 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,576 {\an8}Mm. 69 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:41,703 {\an8}Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in, 70 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:44,122 {\an8}which you should probably go do now, 71 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:46,958 {\an8}or else he's gonna blame us for not getting it finished today. 72 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,044 {\an8}Mm. 73 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:07,061 {\an8}- ♪ Too far gone ♪ 74 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,897 {\an8}- ♪ Ooh ♪ 75 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:12,567 {\an8}- ♪ I'll just keep running ♪ 76 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,569 {\an8}♪ To carry you on ♪ 77 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:17,030 {\an8}♪ Oh ♪ 78 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,160 {\an8}Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how 79 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,078 {\an8}to train Miles going forward. - Keep 'em. 80 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,788 {\an8}You both had your chance. - Nyla-- 81 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,874 {\an8}What are you gonna tell me that I don't already know? 82 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,751 {\an8}He's a cowboy because he's insecure? 83 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,961 {\an8}That--that was clear to some of us on day one. 84 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,630 {\an8}Now he is a hot mess 85 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:36,132 {\an8}who's gonna hit the streets so scared to make a mistake 86 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,177 {\an8}that he will panic-freeze the second the adrenaline hits. 87 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,638 {\an8}So, no, I will chart my own course. 88 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:44,474 {\an8}Thank you. 89 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:47,685 {\an8}I think she's got it handled. 90 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,900 {\an8}Morning. - What? 91 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,611 {\an8}I said good morning. Did you mean to get off here? 92 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,529 {\an8}Um... 93 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,156 {\an8}no, task force floor. 94 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,075 {\an8}I'm sorry, I'm just a little distracted. 95 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,494 {\an8}Everything okay? 96 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,914 {\an8}Yeah. Yeah, uh, I don't know. 97 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,292 {\an8}I found this in Luna's car, 98 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,628 {\an8}and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses. 99 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,588 {\an8}That doesn't necessarily mean anything. 100 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,923 {\an8}No, of course not. 101 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,592 {\an8}I'm--I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. 102 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,135 {\an8}Yeah, yeah. 103 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,597 {\an8}Just, um, you ever just, uh-- 104 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,141 {\an8}Never mind. 105 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,851 {\an8}Sir, if I may. 106 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,229 {\an8}There's two paths you can take here. 107 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,730 {\an8}The first is... 108 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,148 {\an8}talk to your wife. 109 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,818 {\an8}Odds are there's a very simple explanation. 110 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,153 {\an8}The second is... 111 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,822 {\an8}you know, snoop. 112 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,157 {\an8}I highly recommend the first. 113 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,077 {\an8}Thank you. 114 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:55,003 {\an8}Just had to see me, or is there a problem? 115 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,879 {\an8}Your mom. 116 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,214 {\an8}Now what did she do? 117 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,341 {\an8}Well, have you not been following our group chat? 118 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,843 {\an8}No, I muted that thing 119 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,553 {\an8}the second you set it up for the three of us. 120 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:04,679 {\an8}- Tim. - I know. 121 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,264 {\an8}I have a problem with communication. 122 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,765 {\an8}This is not funny. 123 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:09,892 {\an8}Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour, 124 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,186 {\an8}and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer. 125 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,564 {\an8}- No, you really don't. - Uh-- 126 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,858 {\an8}You don't. It's not your job to fill the silence. 127 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,860 {\an8}In fact, the sooner you stop, 128 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,820 {\an8}the sooner she'll abandon the thread 129 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,739 {\an8}and stop sending blurry pictures 130 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,949 of relationship quizzes from ancient "Cosmo" magazines 131 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,325 she has lying around. 132 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,203 So you are following the thread. 133 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,664 - I may have seen one or two. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,957 I'll text her, okay? 135 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,709 It's not your weight to carry. 136 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,712 She's my mom. - Okay. Thank you. 137 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,964 That's all I ask. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,222 Oh, howdy, Detective Harper. 139 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,725 Uh, I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you. 140 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,894 You want your nickname to be "Ass Kisser"? 141 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,979 - No, ma'am. - Then rethink your approach. 142 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,398 Yes, ma'am. 143 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:01,194 So what is your goal 144 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,071 for the next six months of training? 145 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,739 Learn from my mistakes. 146 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,366 Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle. 147 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,786 So play it safe? 148 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:12,163 I'm one screwup away from getting bounced. 149 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,666 What am I supposed to do? 150 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:28,012 Okay, so here's how today is gonna go. 151 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,265 You are the TO. I am the rookie. 152 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,934 I don't understand. 153 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,269 You will teach me the job as if I were a day-one rookie 154 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,188 and take the lead on every call we get, 155 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,773 and at the end of shift, 156 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,442 I will decide whether you are worth my effort. 157 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:45,279 Yes, ma'am-- or should I say "Boot"? 158 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,281 I'm just gonna stick with ma'am. 159 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,908 Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,285 {\an8}This is nice. 161 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,704 {\an8}You know, back together again, without the pressure 162 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,081 {\an8}of being evaluated. 163 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:59,418 {\an8}I can really let my freak flag fly. 164 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,339 {\an8}No, no, not--not that I have one, like, a freak flag. 165 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,424 {\an8}Like, no--no hidden freak agenda over here. 166 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,009 {\an8}- Uh-huh. - Yeah. 167 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,762 {\an8}Don't worry. Your freak-ret's safe with me. 168 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,265 {\an8}Wait, what? Oh, I see. 169 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,351 {\an8}No, no, but seriously, I have no freak-rets. 170 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:19,480 {\an8}- 7-Adam-15, 2-11 at 47163 San Vicente. 171 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,399 {\an8}Copy that. Show us responding. 172 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,817 {\an8}Hit it, super freak. 173 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,011 Police! 174 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,307 Police! 175 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,029 Police. - Is it over? 176 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,866 Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you? 177 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,951 We were just in the middle of filming 178 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,912 when two guys with guns came in, 179 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,206 stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up. 180 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,208 - Okay, filming what? - Minion erotica. 181 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:21,417 - Zac, not the time. - Sorry. 182 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,544 It's called Dropout TV. 183 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,379 We do shows based around improv comedy. 184 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,048 I own the company. - Oh, there he goes. 185 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,341 He owns the place. He owns the place. 186 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,508 Anna-- 187 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,219 There's, like, a weird power dynamic, 188 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,054 but we're friends, but he's our boss. 189 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,430 Jacob, you guys act like I'm obsessed with myself. 190 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,349 Okay, can we just stay on track? 191 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,893 Doubtful. Sorry, no. Sorry. We won't. 192 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,895 Right, I think the path forward here 193 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,563 is to take witness statements from each of them... 194 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,981 separately. - Mm-hmm. 195 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,567 And you can put your hands down. 196 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,069 - Oh, thank God. - Whew. 197 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,779 All right, in your own words, 198 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,489 just tell me what happened. - Wow, okay, yeah. 199 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,532 Um, I first got into comedy 200 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,244 after being bullied in middle school. 201 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,788 Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place? 202 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,498 Your Honor, let the record show 203 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,458 that it could not have been me, for I was at the studio 204 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,210 when the crime occurred. - Well, this isn't a courtroom. 205 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,878 You're a witness, not a suspect. 206 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,296 I could have committed the crime. 207 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,006 I could have been, you know, like, colluding. 208 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,258 Were you? 209 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,592 I thought you said I wasn't a suspect. 210 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,427 Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime. 211 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,054 No, I didn't. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. 212 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,265 Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage we shot today. 213 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,933 I probably did some of my best, 214 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,434 most important work of my career. 215 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,561 My Dame Judi Butthole bit killed. 216 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,188 Did the suspects have accents 217 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,565 or any distinctive vocal qualities? 218 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,527 Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like... 219 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,529 Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham! 220 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,114 I'm here to rob your place! 221 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,949 Or--or maybe he was, uh... 222 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,951 An Appalachian hillbilly 223 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,869 with a sinus infection. 224 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,371 I promise to answer your question, 225 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,123 but can I just ask you something first? 226 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,165 - No. - Okay. 227 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,500 So I just need, like, a regular, 228 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,127 not-funny person's opinion of this. 229 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,129 Like, which version is funnier? 230 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,089 A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, 231 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,424 but he's holding in a sneeze, 232 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,050 or a guy who's giving a eulogy, 233 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,261 but he's being attacked by invisible egrets? 234 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,054 And don't answer yet. I have to show you. 235 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,973 Perhaps he was a vampire... 236 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,891 From Down Under... 237 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,977 Who, uh-- who has really bad anxiety. 238 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,521 I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared. 239 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,024 Oh, it's kind of coming back to me. 240 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,150 The suspect's license plate? 241 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,027 No, my Dame Judi Butthole bit. 242 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,154 Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me? 243 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,990 Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me. 244 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,867 And then I started Dropout TV. 245 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,202 What was your question again? 246 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,371 Hey, hi. I don't know how helpful this is, 247 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,332 but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet 248 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,375 when they were robbing the control room. 249 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,627 Wait, I know you. Uh, you're the drone kid! 250 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,547 Dax. Dan. - Dash, but close enough. 251 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,091 He let you use the drone? He straight up told me no. 252 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,093 Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard 253 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,095 doing yoga for blackmail purposes. 254 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,930 Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting? 255 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,932 - We have HR? - We had an HR meeting? 256 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,268 I need a background check on Mark Wyatt. 257 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,062 I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom. 258 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,522 Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA. 259 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,566 My mom always wanted to be a hand model, 260 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,693 which is going as well as you would expect. 261 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,570 So I got a part-time job with these lunatics-- 262 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,113 lovely people-- 263 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,032 while, uh, I wait to graduate high school. 264 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,368 Our suspect, Mark Wyatt, has priors-- 265 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:03,079 assault and for public nudity. - At the same time? 266 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,206 What would that look like? - I've been thinking about it. 267 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,416 I feel like-- - No, no, no, it's katanas. 268 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,960 All right, we're gonna go pick him up, 269 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,088 and we'll be in touch. 270 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,382 Lots of luck. 271 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,510 Pew, pew! 272 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:24,392 {\an8}Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop. 273 00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:29,105 {\an8}Why'd you do that? 274 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,440 {\an8}Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer 275 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,234 {\an8}would listen to a police scanner 276 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,485 {\an8}and not just wait for dispatch calls? 277 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,487 {\an8}I guess. 278 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,656 {\an8}When evaluating a rookie, a training officer 279 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:41,367 {\an8}wants to see how they respond to different scenarios. 280 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,245 {\an8}With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, 281 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:47,206 {\an8}the calls they choose can be illustrative. 282 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,418 {\an8}- Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway. 283 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,086 {\an8}He's shooting! Watch out! He's running! 284 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,046 {\an8}Foot pursuit! Heading east on Benedict! 285 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,090 {\an8}Add us to that call. Mm. 286 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,388 Trainee, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call? 287 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,723 Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes. 288 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,643 A shots-fired call means that every available unit 289 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,104 in the area will respond. 290 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:13,107 As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action 291 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,276 and be tasked with looking for shell casings 292 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,446 {\an8}in the hot sun for the next five hours. 293 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:22,199 {\an8}Right. I mean, uh, good answer. 294 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,034 {\an8}Let's look for a closer call. 295 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,370 {\an8}- All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust. 296 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,038 {\an8}2-11 in progress. 297 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,499 {\an8}Bank robbery. Hot damn, we're taking that one, right? 298 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,501 {\an8}- Yes, sir. Although-- - A-although what? 299 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,087 {\an8}A thoughtful TO might inform his rookie 300 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,257 {\an8}that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes. 301 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,634 {\an8}And given our proximity and the units that are closer, 302 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,387 {\an8}it might be prudent to focus 303 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:47,600 {\an8}on the bank robber's possible escape route and intercept. 304 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,393 {\an8}In case they manage to get away 305 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,812 {\an8}before police arrive--smart. 306 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,482 {\an8}So the route they would take to escape would be... 307 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,318 {\an8}They would head for the 10/110 freeway exchange 308 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,737 {\an8}and try to get lost in the chaos of Los Angeles traffic. 309 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,114 Which means that they would have to drive up... 310 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,699 Georgia Street. 311 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,259 Hands! Show me your hands! 312 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,430 {\an8}Ple--please. 313 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,519 Please help. I think she's dying. 314 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,067 I think she's dying. 315 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,155 Okay, we have two GSW victims. 316 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,741 Patient number one, GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen, 317 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,743 now grossly distended and firm. 318 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,703 Critically unstable, recommend OR, stat. 319 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,206 - I'll stay with them. - Sounds right. 320 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,333 Are you investigating this one? - No, we are. 321 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,294 That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective. 322 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,755 I'm just a lowly patrol officer. 323 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,758 You're still a detective, but I get your point. 324 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,427 Did either of them mention the third bank robber? 325 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,513 Uh, no. I didn't realize there was one. 326 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,306 Yeah, security guard said there were three of them, 327 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,641 all masked and armed. 328 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,476 Third robber disappeared when the shooting started. 329 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,478 Must have laid low as the other two escaped, 330 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,313 then snuck away into the chaos afterwards. 331 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,856 We're pulling security footage now. 332 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,402 Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off. 333 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,112 How's your rookie? 334 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,239 Mm, I don't know yet. 335 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,324 You know you can't bounce him from the program, right? 336 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,410 What? I was looking forward to it. 337 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,579 He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla. 338 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,789 You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol. 339 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,624 Firing a rookie would be seen as a loss, 340 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,876 and you can't give IA reason to punish you more 341 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,171 or, worse, fire you. 342 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,591 Oh, Lieutenant. 343 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,551 Hey. Um, are you all right? 344 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,219 I mean, other than the uniform. 345 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,388 Yeah, we caught two bank-robbery suspects. 346 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,140 Penn is in there watching over them 347 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,474 while they get prepped for surgery. 348 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,226 You here to see Luna? 349 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,394 Yeah, I'm gonna take her out to lunch. 350 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,521 - Oh, that's sweet. - That's sweet. 351 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,231 Well, yeah. 352 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,650 Excuse me. 353 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,324 Luna. 354 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,409 Hey, what are you doing here? 355 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,411 Thought I'd take my wife to lunch. 356 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,788 Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver 357 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,416 is about to do his assessments, and I accompany 358 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,627 in case any patient-advocate questions come up. 359 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,836 You can join us, 360 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,880 but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids 361 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,424 than a normal person wants to see in a day. 362 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,676 You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day. 363 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,470 Good point. 364 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,388 I shouldn't be too late. 365 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,390 Why don't we go to dinner? 366 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,725 Don't make a date you can't keep. 367 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,352 I can keep it. 368 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,895 - Are you sure? - Yes. 369 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,605 All right, good. 370 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,691 It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch. 371 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,320 Um, look, Luna, um-- 372 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,322 Hey, we--we need help. 373 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,990 Let me guess. You're glued together. 374 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,242 You say that like it happens a lot. 375 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,410 More than you know. 376 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,828 Did you drive here like that? 377 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,580 Well, we didn't take the bus. 378 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,458 Hey, I can't help but to notice 379 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,378 by the position of your hands that you were engaged 380 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,880 in a domestic dispute gone sticky. 381 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,382 No, no, no, no. 382 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,635 Um, she was just caressing my face. 383 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,303 While you choked her? 384 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,889 Uh, not all choking is nonconsensual. 385 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,557 - Huh. - I'm gonna go get the doctor. 386 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,435 Wait, wait, wait, um-- 387 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,980 Please tell me there is not glue on your hand. 388 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,358 I wish that I could. 389 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,886 Why can't you just come in here? 390 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,388 Because I'm mad at you. 391 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,973 It's not enough that I have a busy day, 392 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,808 I have to run damage control on your dysfunction? 393 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,768 I was trying to take my mom off your plate. 394 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,271 By telling her to not contact me? 395 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,565 I want to have a relationship with your mother, 396 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,734 but not whatever this has become. 397 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:09,570 - All right, I'll text her. - No. Hey, come on, please. 398 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,572 Call her today, okay? 399 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,450 An actual human conversation. 400 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,996 Later. 401 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,752 I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday. 402 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,795 Oh, convenient timing, 403 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,422 given we found it at the scene 404 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,340 of an armed robbery this morning. 405 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,968 {\an8}Convenient is such lazy framing. 406 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,472 {\an8}The universe is an infinitely complicated place. 407 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,390 {\an8}You know, you show your ignorance 408 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,309 {\an8}acting like coincidences are impossible. 409 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,519 {\an8}The sheer amount of things happening on a single day 410 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,772 {\an8}number in the sextillions. 411 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,648 {\an8}Okay, that's a made-up number. 412 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,568 {\an8}No, it's not. A sextillion is a thousand trillion. 413 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,779 And given that the world is populated 414 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,655 with over 8 billion people, 415 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,367 I'm probably way underestimating. 416 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,495 No, I'm definitely underestimating. 417 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,664 There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world. 418 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,084 That's over one billion per person. 419 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,046 So, given that scale, me losing a wallet, 420 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,381 a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it 421 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,008 at a crime scene isn't unlikely. 422 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,968 Statistically, it's almost a given. 423 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,012 Well, we're still gonna put you in a lineup 424 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,348 and see if the victims can identify you. 425 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,517 That's fair. 426 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,478 How many of that, uh-- quintillion?-- 427 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,397 quintillion insects are spiders? 428 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,483 Oh, at least a quadrillion. 429 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,693 There's 53,000 species 430 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,821 on every continent except Antarctica. 431 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,864 I might have to move to Antarctica. 432 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,741 - Not today, though, right? - No. 433 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:41,036 Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery. 434 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,504 Hmm, it's just like the movies... 435 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,881 - Yeah. - With as much diversity. 436 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,800 Check, test. 437 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,553 All right, we are about to show you a lineup of six men. 438 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,013 The person or persons involved in the robbery 439 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,432 may or may not be among them. 440 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,685 Afterwards, I'm going to ask you, individually, 441 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,061 if you recognize anyone. 442 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,522 But do not compare notes 443 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,066 and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other. 444 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,986 Do you understand? - Yes, Daddy. 445 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,781 Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro 446 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,700 that speaks about himself in the third person, 447 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,535 and he probably kisses his immediate family on the mouth. 448 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,621 - Smoochy! - Okay, wait. 449 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,832 But number three is sort of giving, like, hey, I'm Chad. 450 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,084 I completely misunderstood the message of "Fight Club," 451 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,794 and I don't understand why my Native American 452 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,504 Halloween costume's so offensive. 453 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,548 Number five looks like he spends 454 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,508 his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder. 455 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,052 It's not drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house. 456 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,721 Okay, guys, let's try to focus. 457 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,556 I mean, this should be fairly easy. 458 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,642 Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not? 459 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,686 Well, they were all wearing masks, 460 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,063 but these guys are the same basic size. 461 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,733 You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice 462 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,943 that yelled at us. - Yeah. 463 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:59,531 Number one, could you please repeat the phrase? 464 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,992 Shut up and get on the ground. 465 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,785 Okay, I'm unimpressed with the performance. 466 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,495 Could use a little more pizzazz. 467 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,955 I don't want to give a line read, 468 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,665 but there's, like, a hundred guys in LA 469 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,042 that could do a better job than that. 470 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,668 So question-- 471 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,629 can you just sort of make them say whatever you want? 472 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,589 No, they're only gonna say what was said at the robbery. 473 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,091 You guys thinking what I'm thinking? 474 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,885 Contestant number one, can you please recite 475 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,845 Tommy Lee Jones's speech from "The Fugitive?" 476 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,180 No, contestant number-- 477 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,474 suspect number one, you do not have to do that. 478 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,100 - I would like it if you did. - No one's asking. 479 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,685 - I would like it if you did. - I'll do it. 480 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,062 Yes. 481 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,230 I love "The Fugitive." 482 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,691 The floor's all yours. 483 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,027 What I want out of each and every one of you 484 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,821 is a hard-target search of every gas station, 485 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:44,117 residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, 486 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,620 and doghouse in that area. 487 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,747 - He's really good. - That's really good. 488 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,248 - Bravo! - Yeah. 489 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,876 That was really good. 490 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,795 Can we see a chemistry read between four and two? 491 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,588 Okay, okay, okay. 492 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,257 Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery? 493 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,842 I mean, if we say yes, 494 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,552 can we get them to say more weird stuff? 495 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,720 - No. - Can we make them kiss? 496 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,138 Ooh, can we make them kiss? 497 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,015 Can we see a kiss between four and two? 498 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,309 - That would equal six. - Ooh! 499 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,103 That's odd. 500 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,188 Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone. 501 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,815 Do you remember the brand you used? 502 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,816 - Nope. - Yes. 503 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,277 Uh, I-I think it was like an-- 504 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,737 an acetone-resistant... - Resistant-- 505 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,072 Blend. 506 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,991 Heavy-duty stuff. - Yeah. 507 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,909 I can't really remember the exact name. 508 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,828 Well, surgery is a last resort, 509 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,122 but without identifying the exact adhesive you used, 510 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,957 I'm not sure how else to proceed. 511 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,667 Can someone go by your house and get it? 512 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,085 Uh, no. 513 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,129 Not--not really. - I'm happy to do it. 514 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,715 Give me your address. - No, that's not necessary. 515 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,299 - It's super nice, though. - Oh, my God, the nicest. 516 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,052 Thank you, um, but we just-- we couldn't ask that of you. 517 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,847 Listen up. You are glued to my wife. 518 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,683 The only person that's supposed to touch her this long is me, 519 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,351 so give me your address... 520 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,353 unless there's something at your house 521 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,355 you don't want me to see. 522 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,817 Something that has to do with this, perhaps? 523 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,195 I swear I don't know what that is. 524 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,864 It's a firing pin for a handgun. 525 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,824 - Oh, my God. - Crazy. 526 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,826 The question is, why are the two of you 527 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,954 covered with them? 528 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,125 So Finley is out of surgery. 529 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,836 We should be able to talk to her soon, 530 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,338 but the, uh--the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table. 531 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,090 Damn. 532 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,217 Hard way to learn not to rob a bank 533 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,344 with a former Green Beret working as a security guard. 534 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,721 Yeah. 535 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,264 Hey, as my rookie, 536 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,225 shouldn't you be doing the paperwork? 537 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,063 Yeah, had to give it a shot. - Mm-hmm. 538 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,647 All right, I requested an officer 539 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,899 to come watch over Finley. 540 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,275 We should get back out on patrol. 541 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,777 Actually, we have been asked to take a first run 542 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,904 at interviewing Finley. 543 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,364 Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, 544 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,784 trying to figure out how the third robber escaped. 545 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,786 And as her former partner-- 546 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,163 fu--future partner, yeah, um-- 547 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,082 she trusts your detective skills. 548 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,249 Exactly. 549 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,001 And unfortunately for you, 550 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,671 I still need my TO to show me how it's done. 551 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,757 Not to break the fourth wall here, 552 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,926 but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, 553 00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:08,762 and I'm not. 554 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,890 Only way to become an expert is to do the work. 555 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,308 And as someone whose instincts 556 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,894 are to turn everything up to an 11, 557 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,146 I am curious to see how you handle something 558 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,399 that requires nuance and delicacy. 559 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,033 - Hey. - Hey. 560 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,786 - How long's she been awake? - Couple minutes. 561 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,955 Anyone tell her about her partner? 562 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,332 I know I didn't. 563 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,836 - Can I ask you one question? - Sure. 564 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,964 What's the worst mistake I can make in there? 565 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,967 Don't make it a competition-- you versus her. 566 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,802 You guys are on the same side. 567 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,346 Yes, ma'am, got it. Thanks. 568 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,810 Finley, I'm Officer Penn. 569 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,478 This is Detective Harper. 570 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,022 We brought you in. - Yeah, I remember. 571 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,941 How's Ava? 572 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,443 No one will tell me. 573 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154 I'm sorry, but... 574 00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,989 she didn't survive the surgery. 575 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,658 She had lost too much blood. 576 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,913 No. 577 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:19,166 Why did he have to shoot her? 578 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,918 He didn't have to shoot her. Our guns weren't real. 579 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,962 But they looked real. 580 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,090 People were terrified. 581 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,844 It's not fair. She only did it because of me. 582 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,765 Why? 583 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,435 I've seen your history. It's spotless. 584 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:40,770 I couldn't even dream of getting into Stanford. 585 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,773 Be grateful. 586 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:47,152 You want to know why we robbed that bank? 587 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,280 I am $200,000 in debt, 588 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,365 and that's after spending the last three years 589 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,159 trying to pay off the loan. 590 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,120 It's higher now than it was when I started. 591 00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:00,290 What hope did we have at a happy life together, 592 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:04,127 working two jobs just to barely stay above water? 593 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,796 Listen, I get it. 594 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,882 I lived in my car until a few months ago. 595 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,342 Debt is no joke. 596 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,385 And it could impact how the DA's office 597 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,430 decides to prosecute you. 598 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,850 But if you want any hope of leniency--any-- 599 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,019 you need to tell us who your other partner was 600 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,979 in the robbery. - It was just me and Ava. 601 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,232 We know that there was a third person that got away. 602 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,067 We're gonna find them eventually. 603 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,277 But you have an opportunity to help yourself here. 604 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,113 I strongly urge you take it. 605 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,866 I don't deserve help. 606 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,911 Ava's dead because of me. 607 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,210 Hey, what are you doing here? 608 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,337 Hey, uh, Dropout guys made me drive them. 609 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:50,924 Something about a lineup. - Right, but they left. 610 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,051 Are you kidding? 611 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,428 That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys. 612 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,972 Okay. - Sorry. 613 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,266 Can your mom pick you up? - Yeah, I can call her. 614 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,393 Did they help you at all with the line-- 615 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,144 No, stupid question. 616 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,397 Those guys would have gone down with the "Titanic" 617 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:07,274 because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra 618 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,858 to get on a lifeboat. 619 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,860 Look, don't take this the wrong way, 620 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,862 but why do you work with those guys? 621 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,447 They pay me surprisingly well. 622 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,907 Uh, Nolan? Sorry. 623 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,575 Are you free? - Yeah, I can be. 624 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,286 I'll see you later? - Yep. 625 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,371 All right. 626 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:22,956 So Grey just called. 627 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,125 Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple 628 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:28,044 who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns. 629 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,963 The judge just signed off on a warrant 630 00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,840 for us to go inside and take a look at their house. 631 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,466 While they remain glued to Luna? 632 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,385 That's gonna have to be our secondary assignment-- 633 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,178 identifying the adhesive they've been using 634 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,513 to assemble the ghost guns 635 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,473 so we can get them all separated. 636 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,100 And who are these people? 637 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,269 Uh, Poppy and Jasper Waterson. 638 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,313 Neither of them have a criminal record, 639 00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,398 but at one point or another, they've both filed 640 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,233 restraining orders against each other. 641 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,318 I checked out their social media. 642 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:52,652 They are both gun enthusiasts, 643 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,237 obviously in a toxic relationship, 644 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,989 who share an inability to think things through. 645 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,240 - Wow. - Yeah. 646 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,992 - Today is an odd one. - Right? Wait, why? 647 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,869 What's going on with you? 648 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,954 Oh, I can't even explain, not without crying. 649 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,665 Juarez, we're on the move. - Coming. Whew. 650 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,585 I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go. 651 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,462 His girlfriend corroborated his story 652 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,380 of him losing his wallet yesterday. 653 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:15,175 And he was very understanding about our confusion 654 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,926 and happy to get his wallet back 655 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,470 once we had it fingerprinted, yeah. 656 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,555 Mm. Hey, uh, you want to ride with me? 657 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,224 Ooh. Can I? 658 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:26,103 Traitor. 659 00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,525 - So did he call his mom? - I don't know. 660 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,402 I don't think so. 661 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,905 I don't have much confidence that even if he does, 662 00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:39,115 {\an8}it'll make things better. - Mm. 663 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,117 {\an8}Okay, we're coming up to it. 664 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:42,578 It's... 665 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,165 Oh. 666 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,168 You know what? Let's, uh-- let's back up a little bit. 667 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,180 What's up? 668 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,182 Three guys are moving stuff out of that green house 669 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,475 around the corner. 670 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,273 - And by stuff, you mean guns? - Among other things. 671 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,234 So do we want to go right at them 672 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,403 or try something more subtle? 673 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,446 A little bit of both? 674 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,718 On the ground! 675 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,054 Step away from the van! 676 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,140 On the ground, arms and legs spread. 677 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,228 That could not have worked out better. 678 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,193 Looks like we found our adhesive. 679 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,279 - Ooh, I-I wouldn't touch that. - Good idea. 680 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,655 Hey, guys, I got this out here. 681 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,031 Go inside. 682 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,075 Clear the house. 683 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,119 Nolan sent a photo of the glue. 684 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,287 Thank God. 685 00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:09,414 Oh, did he, uh-- did he see anything else 686 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,041 while he was there? 687 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:15,086 Hey, I just got the exact epoxy that they used. 688 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,465 Great. Uh, let's see... 689 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,010 Um... 690 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,678 Um, by the way, earlier in the day, 691 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,638 I found these in the bathroom. 692 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,016 You wouldn't happen to know who they belong to, would you? 693 00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:30,560 Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these. 694 00:29:30,561 --> 00:29:34,689 Where'd you say you found them? - Um, out in the hall. 695 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,323 - Finley! - Grandma? 696 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,699 - Finley! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 697 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,409 You can't go there. You can't go in there. 698 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:47,660 The hell I can't. 699 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,662 You're gonna have to shoot me to stop me. 700 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,331 Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second. 701 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,124 Your granddaughter has been arrested 702 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,334 for a very serious crime. 703 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,294 My granddaughter has also been shot. 704 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,213 And I am the only family she's got, 705 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,298 so you are gonna let me into that room. 706 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,383 Yes, ma'am, we-- we can do that. 707 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,219 But I need you to do something for me. 708 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:05,845 Finley can help herself by telling us 709 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,555 the truth about what happened. 710 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,224 Finley needs a lawyer. 711 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:12,101 I've got one on the way. Now let me see her. 712 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,145 Of course, but Detective Harper 713 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,356 is gonna pat you down and hold on to your purse. 714 00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:18,650 - Whatever. - Arms up. 715 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,501 Ava's dead. 716 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,795 What? 717 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:43,675 Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 718 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,385 What's going on? 719 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,887 Uh, Finley's grandma just got here. 720 00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,098 Great, I don't need to make a separate trip. 721 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,141 When the feds finished processing the prints 722 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,810 from the bank, one set stood out, 723 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:57,188 although the last bank she robbed was in 1983. 724 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,232 Get out. Finley's mawmaw? 725 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,192 Yeah, she did a nickel for it. 726 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,444 Got out and never robbed another bank. 727 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,488 Until today. 728 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,411 Maeve. 729 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,166 It's all my fault. 730 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,419 They did everything right in life, 731 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:23,339 and still they were struggling so much. 732 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,384 It wasn't right. 733 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,177 Put your hands behind your back. 734 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,762 No, please. 735 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:32,265 No. 736 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,850 It wasn't right. 737 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,104 No. 738 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,899 - Oh. - Finally. 739 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,776 - Thank God. - So much better. 740 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,572 All right. 741 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,699 Good news is that you're free. 742 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,493 And this is the bad news. 743 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,787 All right, if you could just turn around. 744 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:56,873 Turn around! 745 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,584 Hands on your head. 746 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,840 Hands behind your back. 747 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,302 Huh. Must have missed some. 748 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,512 Bruh. 749 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,812 Hey, are you still waiting for your mom? 750 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,230 Yeah, she's busy. 751 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,191 Said she'd get me when she's free. 752 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:25,360 She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait. 753 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:27,236 Okay. Uh, what about your dad? 754 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,946 Oh, he's only "break glass in case of emergency." 755 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,490 Right. 756 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,241 Well, I just finished with an arrest, 757 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,743 so I can give you a ride home. 758 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,328 Great. 759 00:32:35,329 --> 00:32:37,288 Uh, can we go with the lights and the sirens? 760 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,956 No, but I'll let you use the radio 761 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,833 to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice. 762 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,669 - Really? - No. 763 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,881 That your mom? - No, it's Sam. 764 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,383 "Where's our equipment? 765 00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,635 "You weren't supposed to steal it for real. 766 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,595 I'm not paying you unless you bring it back." 767 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,347 Second text. 768 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:55,973 "Ha ha, whoops, sorry. 769 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,725 "That message wasn't for you. 770 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,686 Please don't share it with anyone." 771 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:02,355 Prayer hands emoji. 772 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:03,690 Do I need a lawyer? 773 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,900 That is your right. Do you have one? 774 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:09,445 Yes, but he only does entertainment law. 775 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,364 That's not gonna help you. 776 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:14,242 Look, not only did you make false statements to police, 777 00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,994 which is punishable by up to six months in prison, 778 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,373 but you also endangered yourself and your employees. 779 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,958 Look, I am so sorry. 780 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,544 We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time. 781 00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:27,630 I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers. 782 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,507 They were supposed to interrupt our game show 783 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,925 with a fake robbery 784 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,386 and then return all of our stuff a few hours later. 785 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:35,596 I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers 786 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,516 would attract actual armed robbers. 787 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,812 And then I was too embarrassed to say anything, 788 00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:46,441 and now I fully realize the error of my ways. 789 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:50,361 Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office 790 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,029 as to whether they want to press charges. 791 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,406 I can't go to jail. 792 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:54,866 I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp. 793 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,368 Look, let's just start 794 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,829 with arresting the two men that robbed you. 795 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:02,331 I'm assuming you have names and numbers. 796 00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:04,667 - I have their Venmos. - Let's start with that. 797 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,043 Okay. 798 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,587 Robber88. 799 00:34:07,588 --> 00:34:10,590 Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming. 800 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,606 All right. What a way to end shift. 801 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,316 As a thank-you, 802 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,817 paperwork can be turned in at the top of the day tomorrow. 803 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,569 I'll even add an hour of OT for those 804 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,070 who want to come in early. - That's great. 805 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,032 Hey, did you call your mother? - Mm. 806 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,951 - I'm gonna-- - Yeah, don't we have a-- 807 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,453 - Yep. - Right behind you. 808 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,708 I'm sorry. 809 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:48,044 I think I just need to get some closure. 810 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,921 Oh, it's okay. 811 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,089 Look, why don't we clock out and talk about it at home? 812 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,050 Okay. 813 00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:57,428 I don't know about you, but all I am thinking about 814 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,348 is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep. 815 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,975 Sounds nice. 816 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,813 Are you okay? 817 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,483 Um... 818 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:12,777 I thought I... 819 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,654 I could broach this in a more delicate way, 820 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:17,490 but after the day we had, I... 821 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:21,661 I think it's better just to come out and--and say it. 822 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:25,414 Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton? 823 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:27,500 Are you accusing me of cheating? 824 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:30,837 I'm not accusing you of anything. 825 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,713 But after seeing 826 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:36,050 the way you two act together and... 827 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,928 finding his things in your car... 828 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,433 I just want to know the truth. 829 00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:47,937 First of all, you have to believe me 830 00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,523 when I say that nothing has happened between us. 831 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:53,025 Second of all? 832 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,571 I do feel something for him. 833 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,033 I wasn't looking for it. 834 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,827 In our whole marriage, 835 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,996 I've never even thought about anyone else. 836 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:09,834 But this past year, the world has opened up for me. 837 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,711 I finished school. I got this job. 838 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:13,421 You met another man. 839 00:36:13,422 --> 00:36:15,798 It is not that simple. 840 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,844 Am I attracted to him? Yes. 841 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,721 But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it. 842 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,055 Doesn't mean you weren't. 843 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,057 Otherwise you would have said that. 844 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,768 Wade, please, I'm... 845 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,605 I am trying to be honest, and-- and I'm making a mess of it 846 00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:33,524 because I don't-- I don't really know how I feel. 847 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,234 I-- 848 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:37,904 If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, 849 00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:40,114 there is a good chance I would have worked through all of this 850 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,451 without you ever knowing. - I do know! 851 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:47,580 It's breaking my heart. Just-- 852 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,755 So what you need to tell me 853 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:58,758 is that whatever it is you feel 854 00:36:58,759 --> 00:37:00,927 for this man... 855 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,971 it's over as of now. 856 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,225 And your hesitation gives me my answer. 857 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,852 Here, take this. 858 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:12,813 - Wade. - I need to take a walk. 859 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,274 - And then what? - I don't know. 860 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,286 So officially end of shift. 861 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:30,623 Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause? 862 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:33,751 I want to hear your thoughts first. 863 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,754 Okay, well, I think I made some real progress today, 864 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,631 even though it wasn't close to perfect. 865 00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:40,007 Stop. 866 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,093 You do know not everything is about you, right? 867 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:44,553 I don't want to hear your own self-analysis. 868 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,598 I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie. 869 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,975 Oh. 870 00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:51,602 Can I not do that? 871 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,604 All right. 872 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,523 I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable 873 00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,899 for a rookie officer. 874 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,818 You have natural instincts. 875 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:01,070 Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over, 876 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:02,905 I appreciate that you don't. 877 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,824 Your willingness to trust your TO 878 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,117 and give him a second chance, 879 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,327 even when you think you might know better-- 880 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:11,789 when you most definitely do know better-- 881 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:12,708 is admirable. 882 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,921 - Okay, thanks. - Now it's your turn, right? 883 00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:22,008 Wait, so-- so what does that mean? 884 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,718 Do I get to stay, or should I go home? 885 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,302 See you tomorrow. 886 00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:33,185 all: Happy first day! 887 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:34,270 - Whoo! - Whoo! 888 00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,313 We wanted to do something special 889 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,691 to celebrate your first day back on patrol. 890 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,860 You guys, you-- 891 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:44,113 you are terrible, wonderful people, 892 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,157 and I love you. 893 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:48,743 We love you, too, and you're gonna get through this. 894 00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:51,245 Thank you. Wow, you guys really did not have to do this. 895 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,622 But I am glad that you did. 896 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:56,125 It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate. 897 00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:59,003 To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind. 898 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,963 I only found out when your birthday was 899 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,339 because I called your mama. 900 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,216 And I am still kind of mad at you for that. 901 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,719 - Me too, and so is Wesley. - I'm not. 902 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,346 Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, 903 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,307 that there is some sort of sustenance 904 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,392 and--and possible adult beverages. 905 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:14,852 I'm on it. 906 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,937 Thank you, guys, for being here. 907 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,149 But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed 908 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,651 in an hour, so... - Oh, yeah, we'll be long gone. 909 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,820 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 910 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,280 O-okay. 911 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,074 All right, Mom. 912 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,658 Bye. 913 00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:31,243 I did it. 914 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,120 It is handled. 915 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,372 That took too long to have been easy. 916 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,000 Is she okay? Are you okay? 917 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,919 - Yeah. No, I'm--I'm great. - Okay. 918 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,338 It actually--no, it went a lot easier than expected. 919 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:45,633 She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly 920 00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:48,094 and, uh, acknowledged that she can get overexcited. 921 00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:50,387 Doesn't blame you or me-- just blames technology 922 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,890 for being too fun to experience alone. 923 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,850 Wow. Okay. 924 00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:56,811 It sounds like it went great. - Yeah. 925 00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:58,896 Well, what took so long, then? 926 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,815 We started talking about a lot of other stuff. 927 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:02,691 - Like what? - Nosy. 928 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,276 Come on, tell-- if you want to tell me. 929 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:08,989 Um, work, uh, childhood memories... 930 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,908 - Mm. - You. 931 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,786 It was nice. - Yeah. 932 00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:16,247 I-I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on. 933 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,290 Yeah, yeah. Oh, she did-- 934 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,292 she told me all about her weekly trips 935 00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,794 to the Farmers Market. 936 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,337 Oh, and she told me all about her friend Linda, 937 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,089 who, uh, has been acting like-- 938 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,133 and this is in my mother's words-- 939 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:29,844 a-a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far up her ass. 940 00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,262 Yeah, I heard about Linda. 941 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:33,013 And, honestly, I agree with your mother. 942 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,807 She has to go. 943 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:38,060 How'd you hear about that? That was not on the group chat. 944 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,437 Nope. I... 945 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,815 Um... 946 00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:45,192 I am on a separate group thread 947 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:47,027 with just your mom and Genny. 948 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,321 - You are unbelievable. - Wait. No, stop. 949 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,866 To be fair, I did not start that one--Genny did. 950 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,951 But now I have two of my main sources 951 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,911 for vintage Tim photos in the same place, 952 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,746 so that's very nice for me. - Oh, God. 953 00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,331 Okay, so do I have to talk to Genny now, too? 954 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:00,875 No, no. 955 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:04,461 But if you have that powder-blue prom suit 956 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,505 lying around, that would be nice. 957 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,175 Okay, I'm sure I could dig it up from somewhere. 958 00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:10,509 - Wow. - Yeah. 959 00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:17,766 ♪ I wanna be Saul to Paul in Damascus ♪ 960 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:21,395 ♪ The last gasp of God before the Rapture ♪ 961 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,523 - Hello? - I'm in the bedroom. 962 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,359 ♪ Charioted high above a glass earth ♪ 963 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,236 I thought you couldn't be home for another week. 964 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,946 I moved some things around. 965 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,032 - Are you naked under there? - 100%. 966 00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:36,994 With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours. 967 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,038 We can get a lot done in 36 hours. 968 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:40,456 We can. 969 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,794 Just one-- 970 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,838 Yes, sir, is everything all right? 971 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:50,049 No. 972 00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:52,052 Luna and I are in a bad place. 973 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,889 I don't... 974 00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:59,058 I don't know what our future looks like. 975 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,393 I'm here at a hotel bar, 976 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:04,063 where I'll be staying for who knows how long. 977 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:05,856 Sounds like you need some company. 978 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,108 I'll be right there. - Thanks. 979 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:11,403 Maybe not right there. 980 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,905 Wait, John-- 981 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,573 He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes 982 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,533 than he would have been in 20. 983 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,412 That's true. 984 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,156 Damn it.