1 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:23,099 ♪ Get your hat and get your coat, babe ♪ 2 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:30,144 ♪ Leave your worries on the doorstep ♪ 3 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,814 ♪ Just direct your feet ♪ 4 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:36,575 ♪ On the sunny side of the street ♪ 5 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,956 ♪ Don't you hear that pitter-pat ♪ 6 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:48,792 ♪ And that happy tune at your doorstep? ♪ 7 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,378 ♪ Life can be so sweet ♪ 8 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,715 ♪ On the sunny side of the street... ♪ 9 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,181 Hello-- Bournemouth 2353. 10 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,814 Yes, Gerald Durrell is my son. 11 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,739 Gerry? 12 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,381 Mrs. Durrell! 13 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,883 You have just caned my son! 14 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,136 In a just society, 15 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,718 you would be tied to a tree and whipped 16 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,384 for beating an innocent child! 17 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,177 He would rather feed the rats behind the cricket pavilion 18 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,436 than attend his classes. 19 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,439 Yes, because he's been bullied 20 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,021 ever since arriving at this pitiful school! 21 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,436 And why do you think that is, dear? 22 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,979 Because... 23 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,906 ...he's a bit different. 24 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,865 That's why children are bullied, you moron. 25 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,281 It's easy to see where his incivility comes from. 26 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,826 Don't use that language! 27 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,664 Don't instruct me. 28 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,251 I am not one of your witless flunkies. 29 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,880 No offense. 30 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,338 I'm sure you would be lovely if you were allowed to be. 31 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,173 The purpose of education 32 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,258 is to draw the best out of children, 33 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,389 not to beat fear into them. 34 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,517 A father would no doubt 35 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,805 have ironed out more of their shortcomings. 36 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,349 I look forward to a letter of apology. 37 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,982 Oh, he won't be returning. 38 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,440 I'd rather he were taught by monkeys. 39 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,853 Mom, I'd love that. 40 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,317 Can we do that? 41 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,606 Don't be daft, Gerry. 42 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:55,914 Ow! 43 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:59,175 What do you mean I'm a bit different? 44 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:03,464 ♪♪ 45 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:58,776 How could you have stood by 46 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,984 and let me become an estate agent? 47 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,989 I am a writer. 48 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,491 You don't actually write, though, do you, darling? 49 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,697 Yes, I'm a fashion model. 50 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:07,952 Fighter pilot. 51 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,532 Oh, by the way, I've left school. 52 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,790 No, you haven't. 53 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,577 Look, if Gerry can do it, so can I. 54 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,415 Anyway, I've taken my uniform into the garden 55 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,579 and shot it, so... 56 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:18,838 I might as well leave too. 57 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,373 I'm as thick as two short planks. 58 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,339 As soon as I can find a husband, I'll be off. 59 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,675 What is the matter with all of you? 60 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,384 Roger. 61 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:31,722 Here he is, the unteachable leading the untrainable. 62 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,141 We should go to Corfu. 63 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,979 I've been. 64 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,643 Corfu Castle. 65 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,779 I'm not going back till they put a roof on it. 66 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,986 It's Corfe Castle, darling. 67 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,320 Jesus, Margo! 68 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,905 No, Corfu's a Greek island. 69 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,036 I told you I was dim! 70 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,286 Darling, you are not dim! 71 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,541 You're 16! 72 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,124 What's all this about a husband? 73 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,629 My friend Donald lives in Corfu. 74 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,880 He says it's dirt cheap, so I can write there, 75 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,882 full of disgusting animals for Gerry, 76 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:03,962 and Leslie, you can shoot them. 77 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:04,717 Hey, Margo! 78 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,298 I'll pack. 79 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,554 We are not going anywhere! 80 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,342 We can't just run away from our problems. 81 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,269 Good afternoon, Mrs. Durrell. 82 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,278 Oh! 83 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,609 Louisa, please. 84 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:25,943 Indeed. 85 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,154 We widowed folk must stick together. 86 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,409 You should come 87 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,740 and have that sherry. 88 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:31,744 Yes, I should. 89 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:32,824 Since I've retired, 90 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,831 I've played a lot of bowls. 91 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,332 Do you play? 92 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,664 If only I had the time. 93 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:39,919 And the bowls. 94 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,329 Let me speak plainly. 95 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:47,423 You are an attractive lady and I am an attractive man. 96 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:51,386 The children need a father figure, 97 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:55,473 and I'm a big admirer of boarding schools. 98 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,607 Come on! 99 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,320 Oh. 100 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,239 Hello. 101 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,797 Why are you SO miserable? 102 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,210 Perhaps it's because I thought I was a good mother, 103 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,879 and yet all I've managed to do is bring up 104 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,548 one unteachable son, one psychopath, 105 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:18,184 one vacuous daughter, and you. 106 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,685 What's wrong with me? 107 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:20,937 And worse than that, 108 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,020 none of you seems happy. 109 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,480 There's no laughter in this house anymore. 110 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,440 A writer shouldn't be happy. 111 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,945 It's counter-productive. 112 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,197 You're not a writer, darling. 113 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,448 You sell houses. 114 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,029 It's a flag of convenience. 115 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,662 What about you? 116 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,664 You drink like a fish, 117 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,495 if fish drank gin. 118 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,380 And I know we've got money problems. 119 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,591 There are no secrets in this family. 120 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,848 There are secrets, actually. 121 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,851 Oh god, you're not dying, are you? 122 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,978 No, I'm not dying. 123 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,308 The secret is... 124 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:12,321 ...that I can't live like this anymore. 125 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,575 When you were all small, 126 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,952 it was like we were on a journey, 127 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,453 always moving forward. 128 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,707 And now we've stopped moving forward, 129 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,744 and we are sinking. 130 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,710 So for once in my life, Larry, I have decided... 131 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,134 ...to take your advice. 132 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,551 Which advice? 133 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,503 ♪♪ 134 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,835 You know, a taxi would probably cost 135 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,047 the same as a banana in Bournemouth. 136 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,712 We should start as we mean to go on. 137 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,254 Wanting to Kill each other? 138 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,800 Economizing. 139 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,059 Look, I can see the village up ahead! 140 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,094 Look! 141 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,439 You are not serious. 142 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,944 Now look, the house sale barely covered our debts. 143 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,603 We have no money. 144 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,398 I have a miserly widow's pension. 145 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,566 You are a miserly widow. 146 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,779 Be quiet! 147 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,035 And you all earn precisely nothing. 148 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,286 We are not on holiday. 149 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,744 We are here to live 150 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,706 like local people, in joy and togetherness, 151 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,463 without the trappings of so-called civilization, 152 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,749 which as far as I can tell 153 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,839 basically means cruelty and alienation. 154 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,505 It's going to be wonderful. 155 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,887 Don't talk to him. 156 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,769 Everybody here only speaks Greek, anyway. 157 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,474 Hi! You peoples want a taxi? 158 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,138 No. 159 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,772 Yes, absolutely. 160 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,103 Where are you going? 161 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,108 We like walking. 162 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,234 Ignore her. 163 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,439 We're going to that guesthouse 164 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,525 in the far, far distance. 165 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,734 That's a nice motor. 166 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,865 It's American. 167 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,275 Nothing like it on Corfu. 168 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,693 Spiros Halikiopoulos. 169 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,702 Leslie. 170 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,703 Margo. 171 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,455 Larry. 172 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,912 I'm... Mrs. Durrell. 173 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,167 The mother. 174 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,998 The most important person. 175 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,209 I'll get your luggage. 176 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,874 Where's Gerry? 177 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,463 Gerry? 178 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,718 There's a lizard! 179 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,095 It's a tree with a lizard on it. 180 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,176 How could that possibly be interesting? 181 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,432 Gerry! 182 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,935 You's very pale. 183 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,474 Yes, we plan to do a lot of sunbathing. 184 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,733 No, we don't. 185 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,938 It's the main reason we came here. 186 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,353 No, it isn't. 187 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,896 How long are you staying? 188 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,315 Uh, we don't know, but... 189 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,736 Well, we don't have a house to go back to in England. 190 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,904 Honest to god, if I wasn't Greek, 191 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,664 I'd like to be English. 192 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,542 Oh! Thank you. 193 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,542 Oh, this must be it. 194 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,382 No, you don't stay here. 195 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,592 Too expensive. 196 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,427 Lots of empty houses on the island. 197 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:08,932 I'll find you one. 198 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,639 Yes. Good. 199 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,837 Mrs. Durrells, come! 200 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,391 Gerry! 201 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,303 There's a zoo in the lavatory! 202 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,150 Wow! 203 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,156 I'm sleeping in the lavatory! 204 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,372 I can't believe the Customs let you through with those. 205 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,039 I just think they know self-defense is vital 206 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,504 in today's unsure world. 207 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,420 I think you should marry Spiros. 208 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,930 I don't want to marry again. 209 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,761 But he was wearing a wedding ring. 210 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:32,767 Oh. 211 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,052 And he had a photograph 212 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,595 of his wife and children on the dashboard. 213 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,935 I thought that was the Greek royal family. 214 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,145 Why would he have a photo of them? 215 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,901 Where's the...? 216 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,062 Oh, there's no electricity on Corfu. 217 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,502 I get some more discounts, Mrs. Durrells. 218 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,232 Oh, we really need to get some beds. 219 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,741 Gerry? 220 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,742 Gerry! 221 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:32,822 Wellingtons. 222 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,078 Why? 223 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,454 For snakes. 224 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,659 Here. 225 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,665 Oh! 226 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,666 And this. 227 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,496 What? 228 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,035 So you can be seen. 229 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,920 Mom, I'm sure it's fine. There we are! 230 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,297 And, uh, don't... 231 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,926 ...do anything. 232 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,088 Bye! 233 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,472 Bye, Mother! 234 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,007 See you later. 235 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,516 Oh! Margo! 236 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,019 Show me. 237 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,554 What? 238 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,815 You know what. 239 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,237 Margo, this is not Bournemouth. 240 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,317 I know. 241 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,232 I presume that's why we're here. 242 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,401 The Greeks can be very conservative. 243 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,490 In my day, young ladies avoided the sun. 244 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,996 Well, in my day, which is now, we don't. 245 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,532 Book? 246 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,286 Good girl. 247 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,499 And don't just use it as a pillow. 248 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,763 Right! Starting now! 249 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,300 At last. 250 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,013 Oh, Leslie! 251 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,431 Will you help me, darling, with the... 252 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,849 Afraid not-- I'm too busy. 253 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,183 Um... kalimera. 254 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,804 Kalimera. 255 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,314 That was excellent. 256 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,895 Do you have any more Greek? 257 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,401 No, we've only been here one day. 258 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,482 Oh, welcome. 259 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,740 Have you seen one of those before? 260 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,571 No. 261 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,156 The nest of an Egyptian vulture. 262 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,037 Its party piece is breaking eggs it wants to eat 263 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,869 by throwing pebbles at them. 264 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,250 It's very rare for birds to use tools. 265 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,538 Oh, sorry, you probably knew that. 266 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,127 No. 267 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,662 Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! 268 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,168 Do you have kumquats in Hampshire? 269 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,756 I don't think so. 270 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,092 It's mainly apples. 271 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,724 And cabbage. 272 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,010 Apples are not good in Corfu. 273 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,770 We are pretty sure, in the Bible, 274 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,806 Eve was tempted by a kumquat. 275 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,270 That's a tiny joke. 276 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,560 Oh! 277 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,275 How are your creatures? 278 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,821 I can't wait to show my family. 279 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,326 Your optimism is impressive. 280 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,285 I find my interest in wildlife 281 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,246 is regarded by my friends as a form of madness. 282 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,206 Dogs jumping like kangaroos! 283 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,839 Always funny. 284 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,966 Good shot, Leslie! 285 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,926 Don't hit your mother. 286 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,856 Larry, come down here and help! 287 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,687 I can't! 288 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,522 I'm working! 289 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,197 Mrs. Durrells? 290 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,482 Oh. 291 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,821 I bring you Lugaretzia. 292 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,985 Oh, hello. 293 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,779 Why? You need help. 294 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,118 Big family. 295 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,248 House pretty, but not so perfect. 296 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,874 Yes, you spotted that. 297 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,456 Well, thank you, Spiros, but we can't afford help. 298 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,667 Of course you can-- you're English. 299 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,424 The English come in all kinds, and we are the poor type. 300 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,879 She's cheap. 301 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:58,963 Part-time, 302 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,799 almost free. Oh, god! 303 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,180 I look like some kind of witch! 304 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,806 No, you don't. 305 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,433 Where's Mr. Durrells? 306 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,015 Oh, he's dead, selfishly. 307 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,681 So it's just me now, shouldering the burden. 308 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,896 Like a braying, sexless donkey! 309 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,478 She doesn't understand English, 310 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,114 SO you can shout out bad things about her. 311 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,115 I don't want to shout out bad things about her. 312 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,117 How cheap is she? 313 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,743 Lugaretzia... 314 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,874 Sh! 315 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,587 15 drachmas a day. 316 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,128 Welcome. 317 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,557 Um... she's a little bit hypochondriac. 318 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,559 Oh. 319 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,053 Goodbye, Mrs. Durrells. 320 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,061 Oh, darling, what's the matter? 321 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,229 A man shouted at me. 322 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,320 Oh, sweetheart. 323 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,574 Oh... 324 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,361 It's all right. 325 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,747 It's just going to be more different than I thought. 326 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,952 Yes. 327 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,117 Yes, me too. 328 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,645 Don't be so feeble. 329 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,900 Go back and shout at him! 330 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,357 What, so he has an excuse 331 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,066 to throw me into the sea or kill me? 332 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,777 Oh, have some moral courage! 333 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,282 Stop it, you two. 334 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,908 When have you ever shown any moral courage, 335 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,535 whatever that is? 336 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,743 I show moral courage in my writing every day! 337 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,873 What writing? 338 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,124 Get a proper job! 339 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,750 You're an intellectual dwarf. 340 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,252 Larry, that is cruel. 341 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,753 At least I'm intellectual. 342 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,335 Your intellect is dwarf-sized! 343 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,419 For god's sake! 344 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,260 Yes, it's very nice, isn't it? 345 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,464 It was my mother's, actually. 346 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,255 That looks like a bullet hole. 347 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,843 Leslie must have nearly shot her. 348 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,514 She's not still going on about that, is she? 349 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:21,728 No! 350 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,145 Lugaretzia? 351 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,655 Lugaretzia, come back! 352 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,701 Leslie, you could have killed her! 353 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,032 It's an air gun. 354 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,492 She could get a flesh wound at worst, 355 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,827 or lose an eye! 356 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,207 You're so stupid! "Or lose an eye"?! 357 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,458 Unbelievable! 358 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,538 I have been working 359 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,249 like a slave for you. 360 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,709 Now we've lost my only bit of help... 361 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,713 There's so many species in the wood, 362 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:42,714 I don't know where to start! 363 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,124 I found this... 364 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,134 Gerry! 365 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,469 Stop them! 366 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,255 Get them out, get them out! 367 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,673 Don't stamp on them! 368 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,682 Let me shoot one of them! 369 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,013 Don't shoot them! 370 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,017 Stop it! 371 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,429 Stop it! 372 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,734 Where did I go wrong? 373 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,736 How did you all become so vile? 374 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,908 ♪♪ 375 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,269 You know what her problem is? 376 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,932 Don't you think we're the problem? 377 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,725 No. Don't be absurd. 378 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,234 She needs a man. 379 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,771 Don't you dare talk about Mother like that. 380 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,530 I'll look after her. 381 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,488 Let me lend you a paper by Freud called the Oedipus Complex. 382 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,449 I expect that's really clever, but nobody cares. 383 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,909 The body is built for sex. 384 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,198 Gerry knows-- he watched animals mating. 385 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,788 You're obsessed with sex. 386 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,043 At last, we agree on something. 387 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,797 And since I'm not getting any, at least we can help Mother. 388 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,548 All right, where should we start looking? 389 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,800 We can't just drag men in off the street. 390 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,046 Good afternoon. 391 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,214 Theo! 392 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,757 My name is Theo Stephanides. 393 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,097 Hello. Good afternoon. 394 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,352 Gerry kindly invited me for tea. 395 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,729 For your future discoveries. 396 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,355 Thank you so much. 397 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,891 Tea, yes. 398 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,651 Shall I come back another day? 399 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,812 No, no, no. 400 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:28,820 Tea. 401 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,321 Theo... 402 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,278 Are you single? 403 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,613 Yes, I am. 404 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,259 Good luck. 405 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,810 We couldn't work out how to heat the water. 406 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,395 Oh, don't worry. 407 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,059 I can have tea anytime. 408 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,820 Figs with sardines-- that's breaking new ground. 409 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,902 So, can I help unlock any mysteries about Corfu? 410 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,662 Can you explain why a monk shouted at me like a lunatic 411 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,573 as I was sunbathing? 412 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,458 Maybe you were just lying in his space. 413 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,744 The Greeks used to spend half their lives naked, 414 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,037 so he has no excuse. 415 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,252 But that was the Ancient Greeks, 416 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,882 and male nudity. 417 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,669 Female bodies were more often shown partially clothed. 418 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,337 Well, there you go, then. 419 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,973 Become a man or wear a coat over your bikini. 420 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,094 There's one rule for men 421 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,185 and one for women, isn't there? 422 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,440 Have you only just noticed? 423 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,602 I've been busy growing up. 424 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,065 How long has this been going on? 425 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,320 Even Aristotle, 426 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,572 who was no slouch, 427 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,073 placed women some way below men, 428 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:56,324 but above slaves-- 429 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,361 hurrah! 430 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,620 Are there any more biscuits, Margo? 431 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,827 Get them yourself! 432 00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:08,253 So, Theo, you are not married yet. 433 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,756 What do you look for in a woman? 434 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:12,758 Oh! 435 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,211 Someone I can exchange ideas with, 436 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:20,758 discuss scientific advances, and just sit quietly with. 437 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,222 Oh. 438 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,978 Yeah, no, that won't work. 439 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,638 No. No. 440 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,458 Theo came for tea. 441 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,126 Well, not tea. 442 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,887 But he gave me this, which 1 filled with dormice. 443 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,172 Oh, Gerry... 444 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:04,718 We told Leslie he can't shoot 445 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,684 near the house anymore because Larry can't write, 446 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,689 and he might kill us. 447 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,975 So he's going off round the island tomorrow. 448 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,268 Come on. 449 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,945 Ooh! Getting quite big, aren't you? 450 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:20,825 Yes. 451 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:21,701 Should I get off? 452 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,986 No. 453 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,758 You can get off now. 454 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,722 I can't feel my legs. 455 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,315 Any recommendations? 456 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,322 Mm. 457 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,028 Avoid the food. 458 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,692 Stick to the booze. 459 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,368 A fellow foreigner, huh? 460 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:54,332 Yes, although I consider myself a citizen of the world. 461 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,543 You look like you've been around. 462 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,377 Mm. 463 00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,133 Sailed the seven seas. 464 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,840 Do you have a favorite? 465 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,925 Hated all of them! 466 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:10,186 Treacherous, cold, wet, 467 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,561 generally devoid of women. 468 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,741 I am dressed perfectly respectably, 469 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,752 unlike Ancient Greek men, from all accounts, 470 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:38,334 and I'm entitled to be here. 471 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,308 I think you should take a break from sunbathing. 472 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,567 I'm not going to be put off... 473 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,025 Because your face looks like a tomato. 474 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,822 Oh... 475 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,111 Exciting news. 476 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,370 Why are you speaking quietly? 477 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,621 You never speak quietly. 478 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,328 Because I don't want mother to hear. 479 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:15,913 God, why is everyone so dim? 480 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,875 She's gone to the bank to see if the money's arrived yet. 481 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:20,504 Fortunately, we won't starve. 482 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,541 I've shot this beauty. 483 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,426 She won't need her own money if this works out. 484 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,836 I've found her a man. 485 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,550 No! Who? 486 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,135 His name's Captain Creech. 487 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,801 Cracking sense of humor, stories to tell, 488 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,389 doesn't beat about the bush, 489 00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:36,305 and, well, he must have a few quid. 490 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,099 This will go horribly wrong, you know. 491 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,812 How will you get them together? 492 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,226 I might leave it a few weeks. 493 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,771 Her monthly's coming up and she'll be more volatile. 494 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,029 Stop saying these things! 495 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,281 The money's arrived 496 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,657 from the sale of our furniture. 497 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,317 It's not much, 498 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,237 but it might make us feel a bit more like we belong. 499 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,576 Mm. 500 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,551 For Easter. 501 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:11,681 Parakalo. 502 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,761 Efharisto. 503 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,190 How are you feeling, mother? 504 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,029 Well... happier. 505 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,571 Still livid that you drove Lugaretzia away. 506 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:18,206 And hormonally? 507 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,538 Don't be ridiculous! 508 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,124 I'm bringing a pal over for supper tonight. 509 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,005 Your age, as it happens. 510 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,130 Oh. 511 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,917 Well, our first guest. 512 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,255 What shall I cook? 513 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,635 It'll have to be mainly figs. 514 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,718 Right, I'm off for the day. 515 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,098 Did anyone notice anything different about Leslie? 516 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,687 I try not to look at him. 517 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,647 He's becoming very handsome. 518 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:47,936 He really isn't. 519 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,980 He left without a gun. 520 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,984 I've never seen him without a gun. 521 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,575 God bless you. 522 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,246 I didn't take a firearm this morning 523 00:32:48,424 --> 00:32:50,256 because I'm over all that now. 524 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,666 Oh! 525 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,836 Oh, I'm so glad, Leslie. 526 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:56,129 I just like exploring the island, you know, 527 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,138 with a dictionary. 528 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,218 Talking to the locals. 529 00:32:58,393 --> 00:32:59,633 What's really going on? 530 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,801 Have you shot someone dead? 531 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,220 Don't be silly, Margo. 532 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,730 He's just growing up. 533 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,186 Besides, it's the 1930s, darling. 534 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,226 People don't need guns anymore. 535 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:10,485 Mother! 536 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,487 This is Captain Creech. 537 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,364 He's been looking forward to meeting you. 538 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,365 Well! 539 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,901 Mrs. Durrell. 540 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,911 With a face like that, 541 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,868 you should be on the front of a ship. 542 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,783 Oh, thank you. 543 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,168 A present for the house: 544 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,330 a bottle of the finest rum from Jamaica. 545 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:34,755 Have you ever been to Jamaica? 546 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,761 No, no, I haven't. 547 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,672 The first place I ever caught gonorrhea. 548 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:49,024 So there we were, a dozen Uruguayan strumpets 549 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,025 below deck 550 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,811 and a ripping wind, 551 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,400 straight out of the arsehole of the earth. 552 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,578 My, this is good tucker. 553 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,830 I like a girl who's, uh... 554 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,117 ...handy in the galley, 555 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,912 as well as in bed. 556 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,296 Where was 1? 557 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,673 Arsehole of the earth. 558 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:14,583 Ah! 559 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:15,751 Yes, that's quite enough 560 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:16,759 of that story. 561 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:17,885 Gerry, sing us a song. 562 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:18,887 Anything you like. 563 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:19,888 Where's your head? 564 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,345 At the moment, it's pounding. 565 00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,429 It's nautical for... 566 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:25,435 Your crapper. 567 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:26,720 Dunny. 568 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,229 Thunder box. 569 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,981 I think he means the lavatory. 570 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,859 Yes. Yes, I know that now. 571 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,066 It's round the back. 572 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,229 Excuse me. 573 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:45,492 What the hell did you think you were doing, 574 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,498 bringing that filthy old lecher into our house? 575 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,875 He's a breath of fresh air. 576 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:50,877 Oh! 577 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,378 This is what happens 578 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:55,085 when women let men rule the roost. 579 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,596 Get up! 580 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,105 Bye. 581 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,113 Oh, Leslie! 582 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,570 What are you doing today? 583 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,985 Just walk around, chat with locals. 584 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,824 Ask for work, so I can help out with the money. 585 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,113 Oh... 586 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,210 He's lying. 587 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,791 I know. 588 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,922 I just thought I'd treat him like an adult. 589 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,082 What were you treating him like 590 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,250 when you let him have half a dozen guns? 591 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:41,010 I'm a mother, not a policeman. 592 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,547 I thought it might lead to some discipline, 593 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,840 you know, make a man of him, with daddy not being there. 594 00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:48,385 You'll discover, if you ever have children... 595 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,770 I am listening-- I'm just going into the garden. 596 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:05,114 Stupid boy, where are you? 597 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,134 Sodding bloody... 598 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,090 Larry, please! 599 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,222 I'm sure Virginia Woolf doesn't swear like a trooper. 600 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,723 Well, her brother didn't remove 601 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,384 the letter X from her typewriter. 602 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,303 Why would Leslie do that? 603 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,813 So I don't write the word "sex" 604 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,894 so much, apparently. 605 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,150 It's all right. 606 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,186 I'll get him back. 607 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,736 Did I mention that your arse... 608 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:32,080 ...should be on the front of a ship? 609 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,740 Don't start that again. 610 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,329 We had quite enough last night. 611 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,494 It's your fault for letting me drink. 612 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,255 Look below the surface, 613 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,917 it's usually the ladies that cause the problems. 614 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:48,259 You know, I am astonished that nobody has murdered you yet. 615 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,342 Now, please leave! 616 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:53,181 After you've made me a spot of lunch. 617 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,682 Shut up! 618 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:01,100 Use a bloody pencil! 619 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,287 Oh, Lugaretzia! 620 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,374 Welcome back. 621 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,755 It's been hell without you. 622 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,589 Son of a bitch. 623 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,634 I see Spiros has been teaching you. 624 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,645 In England, we say "bastard." 625 00:38:39,942 --> 00:38:40,977 Barsto? 626 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,438 Bastard. 627 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,193 Barsto. 628 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,154 Yeah. 629 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,439 Barsto. 630 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:52,989 I love him, Mom. 631 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,826 Oh, Gerry, take it outside. 632 00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:01,327 Gerry, take him outside now! 633 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,495 He'll escape. 634 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:03,879 Not for a while, he won't. 635 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,132 Gerry?! 636 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,417 There's so much to see! 637 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:31,190 Eat, then leave. 638 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:36,196 I'm sorry if I've disappointed you. 639 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:40,333 I've spent too much time in the company of uncouth men. 640 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,460 Oh. 641 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,917 Well, thank you. 642 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,252 I'm sorry, I... 643 00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,128 Get out! 644 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,515 Fine. 645 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:57,470 I'll just finish my lunch. 646 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:11,023 Now, you leave or I'll shoot you. 647 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,816 No, you won't. 648 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,539 You are in great need of a slap! 649 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:29,707 Oh, so it's okay for you 650 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,046 to shoot and nearly kill someone? 651 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,051 Yes. 652 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,211 Yes, it is. 653 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,754 Leslie, we told you, no more shooting! 654 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,969 It wasn't me! 655 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:39,555 That is the last time you try to find me a husband. 656 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,559 Is that clear? 657 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:41,935 Are you sure? 658 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,642 I met a fascinating Turk in a bar in town. 659 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,181 And how did you think I would fall 660 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,942 for Popeye the bloody Sailor Man?! 661 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,819 And he's not my age! 662 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,071 We think the sex will calm you down. 663 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,403 God! 664 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,159 Your father was the love of my life, 665 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,739 and I don't want or need 666 00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,324 a pale imitation of him. 667 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:02,081 Well, I find that rather sad. 668 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:06,745 You may have given up, but we haven't. 669 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,000 Ooh! 670 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,137 Oh, where have you been? 671 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,924 I was following Leslie and I got lost. 672 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,341 I tried to ask the way home, 673 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,136 but nobody's bothered to learn English. 674 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:08,432 Anyway, Leslie's lost his interest in guns 675 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,690 because he's got a girlfriend. 676 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,851 A what? 677 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,112 I found him with a local girl, kissing and worse. 678 00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:17,114 Oh! 679 00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:21,494 Well, maybe it was a good idea to come out here after all. 680 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,655 I mention wanting a boyfriend, 681 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,869 and you call me empty-headed and sex-mad, 682 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,501 but Leslie finds someone and he's a hero? 683 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:30,082 Firstly, Margo, 684 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,497 I am thrilled that you are thinking for yourself 685 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,915 and highlighting double standards. 686 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,458 Thank you. And secondly, 687 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,345 don't you dare be so bloody rude to your mother. 688 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,552 Good, I'll find myself a man, then. 689 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:47,728 Hello, Luga. 690 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:48,729 Glad you're back. 691 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,515 This short story is genius. 692 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:51,808 Oh? Who wrote it? 693 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:52,896 Me! 694 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,576 Look who I find walking home! 695 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,491 Mom! 696 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,501 Gerry, you have a spider, 697 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,833 two dormice, a tortoise, and a family. 698 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,089 You do not need a pelican. 699 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,249 Let it go. 700 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,464 I will after I've studied it. 701 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,764 It's not funny, Spiros. 702 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,265 No, of course not. 703 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,098 Come on, Gerry, we'll make a zoo cage! 704 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,902 Larry, we need to talk about your writing. 705 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:38,233 We'll deal with you being a peeping Tom later. 706 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,193 I'm sorry you don't like it, but I refuse to let... 707 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,653 No, it's brilliant. 708 00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:45,577 But why is the mother so horrible? 709 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,115 Everything isn't about you. 710 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,829 Oh, nothing is about me. 711 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:55,998 My life is devoured by my children. 712 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,086 In 21 years, I haven't thought about myself 713 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,752 for five consecutive minutes. 714 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,888 But it's good, isn't it? 715 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,469 Did you like the ending? 716 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,886 Yes, Larry, it's very good. 717 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,395 You're going to make us very proud. 718 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,521 In this family? 719 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:17,651 You're going to make us mildly pleased 720 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,732 in a complicated way. 721 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:23,570 Come and look at this. 722 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,956 The rocks, just by the chapel. 723 00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:32,241 Oh! 724 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:36,078 That's my girl. 725 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,956 Hello! 726 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,842 Mrs. Durrell? 727 00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,094 Theodore Stephanides. 728 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,720 Delighted to finally meet you. 729 00:44:57,111 --> 00:45:00,354 I suspect you need a cross-piece there. 730 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,113 Here. 731 00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:06,526 I believe it's called a purlin. 732 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,698 Leslie, what's your new girlfriend's name? 733 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,911 How do you know about her? 734 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:14,120 I know everything, darling. 735 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:15,250 I'm your mother. 736 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,045 She's called Alexia. 737 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,125 Mm? 738 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,539 It's the loveliest name. 739 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,083 Mm! 740 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,592 And if you ever want to type it, 741 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:25,378 you'll have to give Larry his X back. 742 00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:32,184 To koritsi mou, y Alexia einai... 743 00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,106 Leslie! 744 00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:42,736 Why are you so good to us, Spiros? 745 00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:45,068 We have no money, we argue all the time. 746 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,904 filoxenia. 747 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:50,365 It means "love to strangers". 748 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,496 That is so sweet. 749 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,577 And it's clear you need help. 750 00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,789 Sodding bloody...! 751 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:03,799 Lugaretzia, how do you say this in Greek? 752 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,274 That is my revenge on you, Leslie. 753 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,408 An X for an X. 754 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,576 I just made them look less violent! 755 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,911 Does anyone live here? 756 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:42,921 Somebody died? 757 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,595 My friends Donald and Max. 758 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,965 I invited them over. 759 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:54,349 Oh. 760 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,136 Gosh, who's this?