1 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:08,274 - Well, that was all right, huh? - Yeah. 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,875 Well... 3 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:12,012 - good night. - Yeah, good night. 4 00:00:49,951 --> 00:00:52,110 Jerry, we can only stay four days. 5 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:55,221 Well, I'm upset, but we'll make the most of it. 6 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,254 Helen, did you pack my travel gym? 7 00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:00,724 Yes. Oh, your father bought an exercise device off television. 8 00:01:00,795 --> 00:01:02,294 He does it every morning at 4. 9 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:06,160 Only 25 minutes a day, and you can attach it to any doorknob. 10 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,761 So I guess your travel miles are about to expire? 11 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,634 Well, actually, Jerry, we wanted to talk to you about something. 12 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,402 Am I finally getting a baby brother? 13 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:18,142 Jerry, be serious. 14 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,473 How would you feel if we sold the Cadillac? 15 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,843 What? The Cadillac I bought for you? 16 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,382 It's too much car, Jerry. 17 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:27,919 Oh, come on. You love that car. What about the Northstar system? 18 00:01:27,989 --> 00:01:30,148 I don't think we even use it. 19 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,925 Well, it's a gift, and I want you to keep it. 20 00:01:32,994 --> 00:01:34,493 We already sold it. 21 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,156 Why didn't you tell me before you sold it? 22 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,027 We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now. 23 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:41,828 We could but we wanted the bulkhead. 24 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,629 Oh, my God. 25 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,302 Man, that Emily is wearing me out. 26 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,103 - Kramer.... - No, no, no, it's not the sex, Jerry. 27 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,505 Hey, Seinfelds. 28 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,340 - Hi, Kramer. - Hi, Kramer. 29 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:56,039 - We're in the middle of a discussion. - Yeah? What about? 30 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,185 Jerry's upset. We sold the Cadillac. 31 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,116 - What did you get for it? - Jack Klompus gave us 6 grand. 32 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:03,620 You sold my Cadillac to Jack Klompus? 33 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,122 We want you to have the money. 34 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:07,419 - I don't need money. - What are you talking about? 35 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,187 You had a check bounce at the bodega. 36 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,730 Is that what this is all about? I bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac? 37 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,392 Well, also, Jerry, we read an article in the Sun-Sentinel. 38 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,266 It says that standup comedy is not what it used to be... 39 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,237 what with Def Jam and all. 40 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:24,035 Yeah, that Def Jam is a force. 41 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,377 Jerry, you know, I hear wonderful things... 42 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,845 about Bloomingdale's executive training program. 43 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,540 Oh, my God. 44 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,050 You've given this comedy thing your best shot. 45 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,121 Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over. 46 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,155 Now, this Bloomingdale thing: 47 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,020 That could be the next wave. 48 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:49,035 Excuse me. A pound of Arabian Mocha Java, please. 49 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:52,338 So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work? 50 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,235 I'm going to the bathroom. 51 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,876 It's just very interesting. 52 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,672 Yeah, when it's your money it's fascinating. 53 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,781 Arabian Mocha Java. 54 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,573 Oh, I got it. 55 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,543 That Arabian is strong coffee. 56 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,282 It's PLO blend. 57 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,788 Oh, I got your coffee. 58 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:15,419 - Oh, here, let me... - No, it's on me. 59 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:18,690 Oh, man. Okay, listen, guys, I'm gonna be late. I'll see you, okay? 60 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,834 - Yeah. - Bye. 61 00:03:23,838 --> 00:03:25,769 - You see what just happened here? - What? 62 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:29,069 She treated me to the Arabian Mocha Java. 63 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:31,473 And you misinterpret this how? 64 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:34,073 She's sticking it to me that she makes more money. 65 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,479 I'm sure she was just being nice buying you the coffee. 66 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,879 Not nice. Sticking it to me. 67 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,577 - You're crazy. - Sticking it to me. 68 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,745 - George. - Sticking it! 69 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:47,285 So you're buying the car back for your parents? 70 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,953 - I'm flying down to Florida tomorrow. - Your parents will never let you do it. 71 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,658 They lie to me about selling the car, I'll lie to them about buying it back. 72 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,100 They think they can dump 6 grand on me? Think again. 73 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,672 What kind of money you think your parents have? 74 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,333 - Excuse me? - Bet they have more money than mine. 75 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,176 - Come on. Your parents have money. - You think? 76 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,612 - When do they ever spend money? - Never. 77 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,410 - What are their expenses? - Nothing. 78 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,485 - Where do they go on vacation? - Nowhere. 79 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:17,753 - How much do you think they have? - Few hundred grand? 80 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:21,986 You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000? Is that what you're saying? 81 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,154 - You may not see it for 20 years. - Twenty years? That long? 82 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,197 Your father eat bacon and eggs every day? 83 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,097 Unfortunately, yes. 84 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,832 How's your family history? 85 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,503 - I have an aunt that died at 7. - Really? 86 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:35,737 Aunt Baby. 87 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,671 - Elaine, you got a moment? - Yeah, Kramer, come on in. 88 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:44,312 I need to speak to you about some lady problems. 89 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,350 Okay. 90 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:50,851 You know, after I have sex with Emily, I don't want her in the bed anymore. 91 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,790 Yeah, because she's throwing off my whole sleep. 92 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,829 - She's got the Jimmy legs. - Jimmy legs? 93 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,463 Jimmy leg. 94 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:04,902 So.... Well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh? 95 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,404 Tell her after sex you just want her out of there? 96 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,168 Well, I'd say it nicely. 97 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,239 I don't think so. 98 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,877 Well, you know, I really like this girl. 99 00:05:14,949 --> 00:05:17,017 I think if I could work out this one thing... 100 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,448 Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, Kramer. 101 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:23,056 You might be more than just a couple of tweaks away... 102 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,521 from a healthy relationship. 103 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,753 Well, you're not exactly zeroing in yourself, lady. 104 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,586 All right, get out. 105 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,494 Get out! 106 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,903 So listen, I've gotta go down to Atlantic City. I'm performing at Bally's. 107 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:40,540 You just heard about this today? 108 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,438 They had a cancellation, and they instantly called me. 109 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,942 - Who cancelled? - Carrot Top. 110 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,512 I told you: My career is fine. 111 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,911 I've been thinking about the family. 112 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,853 Tell me about Aunt Baby. 113 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,057 She's deceased. 114 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,783 Yeah. 115 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,760 Why did she die so young? 116 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,359 She had problems. 117 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:07,625 Internal. 118 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,701 Is that common in our family? 119 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:13,101 Well, your Uncle Moe, he died a young man. 120 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,264 Also internal problems. 121 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,342 It's that temper on your side. 122 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:21,971 They're yelling and yelling and then one day, they're all gone. 123 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,413 What about your side? Your cousin Henny. 124 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,883 She was sickly from the moment I met her. 125 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,988 Don't you talk about Henny! 126 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,418 So I guess you two are the lucky ones. 127 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,387 So far. 128 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:39,192 Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be? 129 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,298 She'd never make it. 130 00:06:45,306 --> 00:06:47,874 So let me get this straight. You enjoy the lovemaking... 131 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:53,109 - Well, do you? - Oh, yeah. Like strawberry pie. 132 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,644 Okay. But you have a problem sharing a bed with me. 133 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,785 I know it's not what the ladies like... 134 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,944 but without some solid sack time, I'm a zombie. 135 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,989 - I don't know. - Oh, come on, man. 136 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,990 Meet me halfway. 137 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:10,228 - You're not easy, Kramer. - I know. 138 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:20,296 So to what do I owe the pleasure of this unannounced visit? 139 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:22,135 I wanna buy back the Cadillac. 140 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,368 You wanna buy it back? Why? 141 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,275 You got drugs hidden in the trunk? 142 00:07:28,382 --> 00:07:31,849 - I'm kidding. - All right. I'll give you 9000 for it. 143 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,817 Nine thousand for a Cadillac? It's got no miles on it. 144 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,650 - You bought it for six. - You're not me. 145 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:44,390 - How much do you want for it? - The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000. 146 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,896 Fourteen thousand. 147 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,661 Done. But I get to drive it tomorrow... 148 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,805 because Doris wants to go to Naples. 149 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:55,599 You need a pen? 150 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,633 Still works. 151 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,909 Hey, where's Jerry? 152 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,016 He's performing at Bally's in Atlantic City. 153 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,311 Oh, okay. 154 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:10,416 Yeah, I need his shoeshine kit. 155 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,888 He always hides it from me. 156 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,829 Yeah, Bally's? Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld's room, please. 157 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,328 You know that number? 158 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,490 I used to have a problem. 159 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,360 What do you mean, he's not registered? 160 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:27,702 - Well, S-E-I-N-V... - F. F-E-L-D. 161 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,968 F-E-L-D. 162 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,842 Well, I think you're wrong. 163 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:38,017 All right, you have a lucky day too. 164 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,415 - He's not there? - No, they never heard of him. 165 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,624 This is so nice of you to take us all out to dinner, George. 166 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,628 Well, as much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing... 167 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,459 nothing really makes me happier... 168 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,068 than spending money on the people I care about. 169 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,771 - Where's Jerry? - Oh, he'll be here. 170 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,533 By the way, Elaine, thank you... 171 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:04,802 for laying out for the Arabian Mocha Java. 172 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,004 George, you didn't have to do this. 173 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:12,242 I'm president of a big company. I can afford to buy you coffee. 174 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,080 - President? - Yeah. 175 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,949 - Hey, look, he's back. Hey. - Hey. 176 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,115 I got your message so I came straight from Atlantic City. 177 00:09:19,193 --> 00:09:21,386 Kramer called Bally's. You weren't registered. 178 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,323 Well, I can't stay under my own name. 179 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,399 I was registered under "Slappy White." 180 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,062 Mom. Dad. 181 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,936 Well, look who's here. Hello, Seinfelds. 182 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:41,612 - What are you doing here? - We're having an upscale dinner. 183 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,682 - What? - Well, after talking to you... 184 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,648 we realized we may not have much time left. 185 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,651 So we're blowing it all. 186 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,890 Look, George, it's a Pierre Cardin. 187 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:02,661 - That was all right. - Yeah. 188 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,873 Well, I'll see you. 189 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,080 - Hello. - Jerry. 190 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,876 I had a little mishap with the car. 191 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,655 I'm down here in Alligator Alley. 192 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,059 - You better get down here. - All right. 193 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,054 Who was that? 194 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,390 That was the Golden Nugget... 195 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,361 also in Atlantic City. 196 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,967 They heard such good things about my show at Bally's... 197 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,728 they want me for tonight. 198 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:16,901 So I'll have to repack and go. 199 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,277 That didn't sound like the Golden Nugget. 200 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:25,248 I'm worried. What happens if we have to support Jerry? 201 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,721 - I'll have to go back to work. - Where would you work? 202 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,248 Maybe I should talk to Elaine. 203 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:42,961 Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here. 204 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,364 What's not to understand? 205 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,665 Well, for one thing, you live in Florida. 206 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,601 I'm very comfortable working out of the house. 207 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,540 I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. 208 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:56,743 You know, I think that my r�sum� speaks for itself. 209 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,943 - Where is your r�sum�? - I don't have it. I'll mail you one. 210 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,314 All right, Mr. Seinfeld... 211 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,923 what kind of a position did you have in mind? 212 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,753 - You sell clothes, don't you? - Yeah. 213 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,988 Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for 38 years. 214 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,655 - In 1949... - All right. All right. All right. 215 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:17,099 You come in tomorrow. We'll find something for you to do. 216 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,101 You won't regret this, Ms. Benes. 217 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,001 What time should I be in? I get up at 4. 218 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,971 I could be here as early as 4:25. 219 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,505 Oh, Elaine... 220 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,548 this dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham. 221 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,850 Mr. Peterman? You're back. 222 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,785 Who's Mr. Fancy? 223 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,163 I was thinking maybe I should spend the night. 224 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,564 Oh, that's sweet, but actually, I.... 225 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,133 I think I'd prefer it if you left. 226 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,930 - What? - You were completely right. 227 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,303 I sleep so much better when I'm alone. 228 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,979 - And you scream in your sleep. - I do? 229 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,777 There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night. 230 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,455 He was jiggling the doorknob for 25 minutes. 231 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,160 - Come on. It was probably the wind. - No, no. 232 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,193 No, it was a fearless cat burglar. 233 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,423 Now, listen, you gotta let me sleep here. 234 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:23,831 I'll stay over here on my side, and I'll stuff a sock in my mouth. 235 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,631 Because I don't wanna sleep alone. 236 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,298 Well, I do. 237 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,946 What took you so long? 238 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,381 I live in New York. 239 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,552 What the hell happened? 240 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,212 This thing is a behemoth. 241 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,858 What did you do? 242 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,154 I was making a simple lane change. 243 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,423 I put on the blinker, and it took off on me. 244 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,692 And the next thing you know, I was submerged. 245 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:59,066 I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me. 246 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,073 You are such an idiot. 247 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,874 Well, we got to get the car cleaned up for my parents. 248 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,214 Do whatever you want. It's your car. 249 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,583 My car? You drove it into the swamp. 250 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,749 It drove itself into the swamp. 251 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,886 Besides, I think I lost my pen too. 252 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,863 You know, that almost makes this all worthwhile. 253 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,472 Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house? 254 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,569 That's your mother's new car. 255 00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,106 You bought that? 256 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,144 It's a coupe de elegance. 257 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,175 Your father wanted a Mercedes... 258 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,218 but I won't ride in a German car. 259 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,456 Morning. 260 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,654 Oh, boy. 261 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,619 What the hell is going on here? 262 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,787 I had some trouble at my place. 263 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,593 So I need a little company at night to sleep. 264 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:07,403 George, your mother and I and Kramer have been talking. 265 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,701 - Oh, God. - George... 266 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,538 your parents can't blow their savings in this community. 267 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,273 It's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be. 268 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,577 You can drop a grand in Disney World like that. 269 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,619 Wait a minute. You're moving to Florida again? 270 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,452 Well, it's either that or we stay here near you... 271 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,890 and just sit on the money. 272 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,656 What do you think we should do, Georgie? 273 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:40,132 So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position... 274 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:44,676 at her original salary and I, of course, will return to mine. 275 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,005 Kudos, Elaine, on a job... 276 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,169 done. 277 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,149 What about my stock options? 278 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,218 I think not. 279 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,154 Now down to business. I have had this vision... 280 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,815 of a diaphanous rumrunner scarf. 281 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,860 Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories... 282 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,157 - for about $1000 dollars a bolt. - A thousand? 283 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,563 I know a couple of Chinamen over on 43rd Street... 284 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,000 - that will do it for half that. - It's, Asian Americans. 285 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,730 What? 286 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,501 Who are you? 287 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,166 - Don't worry... - Morty Seinfeld. 288 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:21,473 I cut velvet for 40 years with Harry Alper. 289 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,275 Okay, Mr. Seinfeld, this is not... 290 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,680 Elaine, did you hire this man? 291 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:31,188 No, no... Well, I mean, he's more like an intern, you know, at best. 292 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,727 So if your parents move to Florida, you're poor. 293 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,295 - But happy. - Obviously. 294 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,992 And if they stay, you're rich, but.... 295 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,132 Obviously. 296 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,765 It's quite a dilemma. 297 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,669 You know, I have a bit of a dilemma of my own. 298 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,070 No, no, no. 299 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,871 We're staying on me. We haven't solved anything yet. 300 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,879 All right. This is easy. Just let them go. So now, listen... 301 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,244 What do you mean? They're spending all my money. 302 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,648 All right. Then they stay. Let me ask you a ques... 303 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,845 Could you put a little thought into this? 304 00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:06,049 Jerry's gone. You could humor me. He humors me. 305 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,625 Speaking of Jerry... 306 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,890 his father is driving me so crazy down at Peterman's. 307 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,727 Know what I do when one of these guys is breathing down my neck? 308 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,801 - What? - You schedule a late meeting. 309 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,396 - What does that do? - Old guys are up at 4 a.m. 310 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,097 By 2:30, they're wiped... How did we get back on to you? 311 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,572 I gotta go. 312 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,509 You know I got nothing out of this. 313 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,282 - Hey, Frank. - Yeah. 314 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,680 You got two beds in here. 315 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,447 That's right. That's me on the left. 316 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,318 So you sleep in separate beds. 317 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,288 Thirty years ago we came to an agreement. 318 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,984 The only way I could get some rest. 319 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,652 Really? 320 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,889 Estelle has got the jimmy arms. 321 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,924 You can get that in your arms? 322 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,262 Like you wouldn't believe. 323 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,040 Jerry, it's getting late. 324 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,874 You cleaned up the car. 325 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,477 You made all your phone calls. 326 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,238 Why are you still here? 327 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,578 Well, I maxed out my credit cards. 328 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:09,210 And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room. 329 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,256 - So.... - You are thinking of staying here? 330 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,758 - Well.... - You've got some nerve. 331 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:19,421 I almost break my neck in that deathtrap of yours... 332 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,658 and now you ask me for a favor? 333 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,427 Didn't like that crack about the pen? 334 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,332 I did not. 335 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,467 Well, I've given this a lot of thought... 336 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,235 and I've gotta say... 337 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,976 As much as I'd like to see the two of you living it up... 338 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,948 in a warm, tropical setting... 339 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,849 I would just miss you too much. 340 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,512 So I've decided... 341 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,683 I want you to stay. 342 00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:49,459 It's too late. 343 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,563 We bought a condo at Del Boca Vista. 344 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,562 We're leaving tonight. 345 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,969 You said it was my call. 346 00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:59,264 We were just being nice. 347 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:04,803 Cosmo, are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone? 348 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,173 Oh, yeah, I got Emily coming over tonight. 349 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,008 You're letting him have a woman over? 350 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,548 He's not family. It's different psychologically. 351 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,681 And so I made an explosive out of chickpeas. 352 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:23,362 And I stopped that great rhino right in his tracks. 353 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,828 - It's getting late. Why don't we... - Mr. Peterman... 354 00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:30,026 that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger. 355 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,236 Funny you should ask, Elaine. 356 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,600 If we're gonna stay till all hours of the night... 357 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,639 can't we at least get some food here? 358 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,007 It's only 5:15. 359 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,339 So later on that same day... 360 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,450 I developed a great hankering for some wild honey. 361 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,846 Okay, I'm done. 362 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,547 I'll be back in the morning when he's close to finished with this story. 363 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,384 Morty. 364 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:55,084 My stories are what sell these clothes. 365 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,593 Cheap fabric and dim lighting: 366 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,857 That's how you move merchandise. 367 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,533 Okay. 368 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,725 You're out. 369 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,767 I never knew what I was peddling with those stupid cartoons... 370 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,135 and that paper book anyway. 371 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,129 I don't know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzers. 372 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,929 - No one held a gun to your head. - Yeah. 373 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,436 Don't forget: We're eating at the Fidermans' tomorrow. 374 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,598 Why do I have to go? They're your friends. 375 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,868 - You like them. - I've had it with them. 376 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,943 Then we won't go. 377 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,640 Okay, okay. What time? 378 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,813 Eight-thirty. 379 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,055 That was all right. 380 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:12,928 "One bright note in today's market was the stock of retailer J. Peterman... 381 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:16,269 whose founder's surprise return generated a rise... 382 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:19,434 of 12 and a half points." 383 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,511 That means if you still had those stock options.... 384 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,911 Yeah. 385 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,414 That's a shame. 386 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,478 What are you, sticking it to me? 387 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,454 - What? - I think you're sticking it to me. 388 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,490 I'm sure George is just being sympathetic. 389 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,889 Sticking it! 390 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,864 You're not alone. I'm practically broke. 391 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,591 - Really? - No. 392 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,133 But... 393 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,794 I did blow over 20,000 on that Cadillac. 394 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:48,535 Delicious. 395 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:52,303 - You seem happy. - Hey, the folks are 1200 miles away. 396 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,412 I'm basking in the buffer zone. 397 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,343 Another piece of pie here. 398 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,181 So were your parents shocked to see the Cadillac? 399 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,684 Actually, I haven't heard from them yet. 400 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,446 When are we gonna tell Jerry? 401 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,090 I don't wanna worry him. 402 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,783 We'll tell him next time we go up. 403 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,890 He thought he could buy back that Cadillac for us? 404 00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:13,123 He's not getting away with that. 405 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:17,194 Besides, that condo was too much house. 406 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,607 How many times can you check the car? 407 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,040 I saw a bum sleeping in the Cadillac the other day. 408 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:30,012 Why would someone break into a car to take a nap? 409 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,117 They don't nap. They make it their home. 410 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,912 They urinate in there. 411 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,850 You're driving me crazy. 412 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,582 That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat? 413 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,817 No!