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Previously, on
"Reginald the Vampire"...
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I think I have
a superpower!
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- How did you get in here?
- I glamoured him!
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No more glamouring
other vampires,
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and not a word about this
to anyone.
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Reginald can glamour
other vampires.
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That's impossible,
and you know it.
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Reginald, he's behind this.
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What happens
if I fail the Assessment?
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- You die.
- Need to contact Nikki.
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Nikki brings death
and destruction
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wherever she travels.
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Maybe you could help me train.
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I have a problem
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that requires
your special touch.
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Hold the doors.
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Thanks.
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No worries.
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Floor?
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Yours.
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You're cute.
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I'm happy to be
whatever you want me to be.
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Anything?
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Surprise me.
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Surprise!
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Thanks for the room, lover.
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I think I'm gonna like it here.
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I don't understand
the point of this exercise.
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Visualize, believe, achieve.
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Or, conversely,
I could buy a big hammer.
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When do I get to hit it?
- Focus.
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Your body's an instrument.
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To use it properly,
you need to be aware
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of what's happening to
and within it
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at all times.
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Let's try the Power Breath
Protocol again.
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But all that did
was make me feel dizzy.
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Reggie, come on.
30 quick breaths.
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In through your nose,
out through your mouth.
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Then take a deep breath
and exhale.
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Hold it until you need
to breathe in again.
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Why are you helping me?
- I want you to live.
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That's good to know.
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What do you want?
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- Sarah.
- Okay.
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Keep her in mind
every time we train.
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Everything you do,
you do for her.
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For example,
Power Breath Protocol.
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Okay.
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Have you heard from Maurice?
- No. You?
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No.
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How did you two meet?
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- I met Maurice in Ibiza.
- Cool, that's fashionable.
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It's a feeding ground.
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The best kind.
- Oh?
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We hunted together,
fed together.
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When I heard he put up
here in Akron, I dropped in.
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Because you've always
wanted to see
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the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
- That's in Cleveland.
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And the Wu-Tang Clan
deserve to be in it.
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Vampires nest.
It's what we do.
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Not too many of our kind
live alone.
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Maybe it's because
time passes so slowly
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and there's so much of it.
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What if you have
a girlfriend?
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Vampires don't have girlfriends.
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Well, maybe I'll be
the first one to do that.
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Maybe you will.
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Did you think
about what I asked you
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about leaving town
before the Assessment?
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I've been staring at
a cinder block all afternoon,
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and now you want me
to run and hide?
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I want you to be safe.
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That's all.
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Now, come on.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Whoa, easy now.
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Hang on.
There you go. Come on.
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How are you feeling?
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Never better.
Top of the world.
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You're looking a little pale.
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Oh, I feel tremendous.
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Well, in any case,
drink this
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and eat as many
of these as you can, okay?
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Vitamin C increases
your blood antioxidant levels
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by up to 30%.
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Oh. Sounds great.
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And maybe take
some of these iron pills too.
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I'm so sorry about this.
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This is the only way
I know how to survive.
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Oh, it's no worries, Reginald.
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I'm your huckleberry.
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Ugh.
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Whoo!
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Oh, that hit the spot.
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- Always glad to be of service.
- Hmm.
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So is there anything else
I can do for you today?
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Oh, Todd, you've done
more than enough already.
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Hey, I bet you can't guess
what I did.
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If you want me to, I will.
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I'll try a thousand guesses
if that's what it takes.
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That's okay.
Sarah and I went on a date.
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- No way.
- We did!
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Ah, that is excellent news.
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- Right?
- How did it go?
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Any time I spend with Sarah
is just amazing.
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- Like a dream come true.
- It is.
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This is nice.
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I feel like I don't really
get to talk
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to anyone about Sarah
besides Sarah.
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I mean, there's Maurice,
but he's still pretty dubious
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about the whole...
- Did you kiss her?
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- What?
- Man, if I was you...
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Not that I ever could be,
that's just crazy talk.
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But if I was,
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I'd kiss her.
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She's very kissable.
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She is.
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So? Did you kiss her?
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No.
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But there has to be
an explanation for that.
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It's probably just because
I didn't find the right moment.
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Right?
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Shouldn't every moment
be the right moment for a kiss?
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Huh.
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You're right.
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You're absolutely right.
Every moment should.
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Whoa, we're late.
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Listen to me.
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You were never here,
and you never saw me today
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and gave me admittedly
great advice about kissing.
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Go now,
and take these doughnuts,
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because
it's the least I can do.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
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I'll take
a Chocoholic Blast...
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With a pinch
of Tropical Coconut.
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Can you make it a dash
this time?
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I think I'm building up
a tolerance.
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A dash?
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It's, like, 1 1/2 pinches.
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Right,
standard American units.
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I could stick around
if you want, play some games.
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Gee, I wish you could,
but the Shack is slammed.
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And I'm tired.
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I didn't know
you people got tired.
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Anyone ever tell you
that's a very rude phrase
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to say to someone?
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If you don't wanna hang,
just say so.
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I'm not a kid. I can handle it.
- Tomorrow. Promise.
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I miss you too, okay?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing?
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I mean,
I know what you're doing.
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Snack prep's
a calling and a duty.
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Hmm, back home,
we grew our own snacks.
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You can grow corn nuts?
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Not exactly.
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So no corn nuts?
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No corn chips?
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No puffed or popped corn
of any kind?
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Paying for it was unnecessary
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when you can make
your own treats.
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- Counterpoint.
- Mm-hmm.
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Corn is tasty
in all of its outward shapes,
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- and it keeps us employed.
- Mm.
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Oh!
- I am so sorry.
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What were you...
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It was just a planned...
Unplanned impulse.
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To headbutt me?
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Corn nut frenzy?
That's possible.
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In all its outward shapes.
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I'm...
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You have blood on your nose.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's nothing, seriously.
I'm...
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Okay?
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♪ Call and respond for the
show, they can holla back ♪
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♪ Pour a little drink
in my cup ♪
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♪ Go blank as I loosen up ♪
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♪ Close my eyes,
let the beat ride ♪
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♪ Late night,
I'm catchin' the vibe ♪
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Hey, Reggie.
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Hi, Maurice.
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Gonna invite me in?
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I'm pretty sure
that's something
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they just made up on TV.
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You still got good manners, right?
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Yeah.
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So...
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where were you?
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I mean, were you gone?
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Not that I noticed
or marked the time,
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but I'm still pretty curious
about your whereabouts.
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Nowhere special.
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Oh, okay.
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That makes sense.
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But I gotta say,
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when I thought
you were gone for good...
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That was... that was
a big problem for me.
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You're right.
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I should have done better
by you.
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I will do better.
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I just...
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I don't know, I needed
some time to clear my head.
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I'm sorry too.
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Which assumes
you're sorry?
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
I shouldn't have gone there.
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Look, we can have a problem.
We just gotta talk it out.
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Yeah.
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Glamouring Penelope and LeBron
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may not have been
the best idea.
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No. No, it wasn't.
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So you wanna catch me up?
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What have you been up to
while I was away?
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Well, okay.
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I might become
the first vampire ever
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to have a girlfriend.
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That's a life goal.
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And hopefully
it'll involve
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a first kiss if I don't
headbutt Sarah again.
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Wait, you headbutted Sarah?
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- Not on purpose, but...
- I hope.
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And Mike has been training me
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with the whole
mind-body connection thing
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so I can break cinder blocks
with my bare hands.
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- Mike's training you.
- In your absence.
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And is Sarah still
the most important thing
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in your undead life?
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By a factor of infinity.
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And you know I'm still
not on board with that, right,
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you and Sarah?
- Oh, trust me, I remember.
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No more glamouring vampires?
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No, no, completely retired
from that scene.
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Well, would you mind
if I help Mike out
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with the training?
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Yeah, that would be great,
thank you.
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Oh.
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I really missed you
when you were away.
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I missed you too.
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♪ Wasn't me that
keep 'em beatin' ♪
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♪ When I need it most ♪
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♪ Talkin' to you,
and you believed it ♪
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Wow.
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Hey, what would you say
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if I asked you out
on another date?
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I would say, "Wow," and,
"It's about time you asked."
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That's exactly
what I was hoping you'd say.
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But maybe I pick
the place this time?
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- You don't like my place?
- Oh, no, no.
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It was great.
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Up until the
projectile vomiting incident.
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It did not pair well
with the wine.
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Mm.
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All right, you pick.
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If I'm being honest, I don't
really care where we go.
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I just want to go with you.
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Aw.
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♪ You believed it,
you should've known it ♪
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Is that what I think it is?
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Don't touch anything.
263
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,259
So it is.
264
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,221
What in the world are you doing
with herb-of-the-cross?
265
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,220
Prepare for the worst,
266
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,917
hope for the best.
267
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,441
Wise words to live by,
it's true.
268
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,444
But this herb will rob
a vampire of all her power.
269
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,619
Yeah.
270
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,709
Yes, it will.
271
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,856
Levi?
- Is that it?
272
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,859
Come on, Sare-bear,
bring it in.
273
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,516
Come here. Hey!
274
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,347
What are...
What are you doing here?
275
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,565
What do you think?
276
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,132
I came here
to see my baby sister.
277
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,614
Oh, well, great.
278
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,007
I missed you.
279
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,662
What's on your mind?
280
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,448
Come on, you know I can tell.
281
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,798
Levi, I'm not going back.
282
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,321
Who said anything
about going back?
283
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,890
- But...
- Look.
284
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,979
You were always
smarter than me.
285
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,416
So... so, no, just...
286
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,288
It took me awhile, yeah,
287
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,899
but I understand
why you left the church.
288
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,771
You do?
289
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,469
Yeah.
290
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818
Exact same reason I left.
291
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,954
You're out?
292
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,086
We've got
a lot of catching up to do.
293
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,959
Come here.
294
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,576
I... I promise
I'm gonna be better.
295
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,102
I'm gonna be the brother
that you deserve,
296
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,546
and we are gonna be
a family again.
297
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,713
I can't tell you
how much that means to me.
298
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,628
Me too, Sare-bear.
299
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,719
You got a place?
300
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,765
Oh, yeah, I got a room
in some flop.
301
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,159
It's not too bad.
I got free local calls, cable.
302
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,638
The pool's empty, but...
303
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,032
Okay, you're not staying
at a motel.
304
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,860
You're gonna stay with me.
305
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,166
That's good.
306
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,997
Hey, Reginald.
307
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,001
You'll never guess who this is.
308
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,649
I'd like this handled
as quickly as possible.
309
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:58,174
Here's your target:
Reginald Andres.
310
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,741
He's a vampire?
311
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,964
Wonders never cease.
312
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,186
Here. Prices have gone up
since last time.
313
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,584
- Wow.
- Inflation gets us all.
314
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,413
I've prepared the contract
in advance.
315
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,459
Just fill in your package
selection and sign it.
316
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,505
I'll fax it to the Council.
317
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,943
Idiot.
318
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,076
This job isn't sanctioned.
319
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,385
Fun. It's a secret?
320
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,953
I adore secrets.
321
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,263
You'll be needing
this one, then.
322
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,181
Well,
that is quite the markup.
323
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,400
Unsanctioned kills are risky.
324
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,620
But with higher prices
come the benefits.
325
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,972
See, the gore level goes up
to seven bloody stakes.
326
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,583
Council only allows three.
327
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,282
Imagine living life
with so little imagination.
328
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,892
I don't want him to suffer.
329
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,981
I just want him dead.
330
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,724
How's about
a little UV light torture
331
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,509
or evisceration for half price?
332
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,337
So you're up selling me now.
333
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,078
Well, I did
come all this way
334
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,340
to Akron.
335
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,475
So no add-ons?
- No.
336
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,743
I'll start as soon
as you transfer the deposit.
337
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,788
No digital currencies, please.
338
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,490
Oh, thanks for letting me use
your facilities.
339
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,231
Bodies are such trouble.
340
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,409
Do consider my special
on families.
341
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,816
Good through
the end of the month.
342
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,725
That woman is insane.
343
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,902
That woman
is a stone-cold killer
344
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,774
for over 300 years.
345
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,474
And a killer
is just what I need.
346
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,789
Welcome to Slushy Shack.
How may I help you?
347
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,921
Sour Apple Scream. Thanks.
348
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,405
You know what? Never mind.
349
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,451
Is Reginald around?
350
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,236
Yeah, Reginald's
in the break room.
351
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,325
He's our employee of the month.
352
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,197
Again.
353
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,155
- Nice.
- Oh, excuse me, sir.
354
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:36,811
You're actually... you're not
supposed to go back there.
355
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,988
Hi, welcome to Slushy Shack.
356
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,685
How may I help you?
357
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,519
Reggie, I need a word.
358
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607
What?
359
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,177
- Quick question.
- Okay.
360
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,005
Let's talk about the holes
in Todd's neck.
361
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,357
That's more
of a statement than it is a...
362
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,617
- Feeding on Todd stops now.
- But...
363
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,619
Todd is a human, okay,
not cattle.
364
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,059
You can't just treat him
like that.
365
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,799
- But what am I supposed to do?
- You hunt.
366
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,755
I suck at night
stalking, okay?
367
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,757
Like, I tried it.
368
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,412
The whole sucking bit,
it's just not in my arsenal.
369
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,590
When was the last time
you got out there?
370
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,589
It's been a while.
371
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:18,200
I've been on a hiatus.
- That's not how it works, man.
372
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,115
I found a steady food source.
373
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,509
It's convenient, close at hand.
374
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,383
I don't understand why I can't
just keep doing it...
375
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,601
Todd's a crutch.
Cut him loose.
376
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,646
Fine, okay.
377
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,127
I'll cut him loose.
378
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,086
But what about, like, tomorrow
379
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,001
or the next day
or the day after that?
380
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,397
You don't need
to feed every day, okay?
381
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,180
But when you get hungry,
you do like we do.
382
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,922
You hunt.
- Okay, hunt it is.
383
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,235
Uriel, protector most high
384
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,758
against the descendants
of Cain,
385
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,847
I pray thee grant me
the strength and wisdom
386
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,762
to deliver my sister unto thee.
387
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,373
She has strayed,
388
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,896
turned her back on the fold,
389
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,898
and sullied herself
among the unenlightened.
390
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,944
Help me bring her home,
391
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,208
where she can be cleansed
and sanctified
392
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,166
in the warmth
of your purifying blood,
393
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,386
that your light
may shine upon her forever.
394
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,564
Your faithful servant, Levi.
395
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,698
Yes, new high score.
396
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,744
All right, all right,
step aside, rookie.
397
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,661
Wait a sec.
Are you humoring me?
398
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,315
What?
399
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,536
Every time
I make a new high score,
400
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,144
you beat it by 50 points exactly.
401
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,842
The perks of walking
with the undead.
402
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,061
We're excellent gamers.
403
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,020
Well, there's only
one thing to do.
404
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,327
Fair is fair.
You need to turn me.
405
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,111
Hilarious.
406
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,896
Claire.
407
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,854
Let me talk
before you say no.
408
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,072
No.
409
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,596
But I prepared a speech.
410
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,815
- You are 12.
- You don't get it.
411
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,124
This isn't about me
wanting to be
412
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,514
a competitive arcade gamer.
413
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,690
I need this.
- No one needs this.
414
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,651
I'm gonna do you a favor
and forget that you asked.
415
00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,910
Please?
416
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,564
I feel safer
when I'm around you.
417
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,352
Maybe... maybe if I was like you,
I'd always feel safe.
418
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,002
Claire.
419
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,656
Forget your age.
420
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,876
A nonstarter in and of itself.
421
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,008
Do you remember the Assessment
I told you about?
422
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,141
- Yeah.
- If I fail, I die.
423
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,622
And anyone I turn dies with me.
424
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,670
The Council is very serious
about their siring protocols.
425
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,626
Okay, and that's really sad,
but if you win...
426
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,149
I'm not having
this conversation.
427
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,759
Fine.
428
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,935
Wait.
Let me ride home with you.
429
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,198
Don't bother, Reginald.
I can take care of myself.
430
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,554
C-Claire?
431
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,661
Subject Todd Sleator,
aka Just Todd,
432
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,706
enters park at 3:04 p.m.
433
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,798
Follow Todd
right to the vampire
434
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,626
that haunts Rubber City.
435
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:23,690
Subject Just Todd takes path
toward the northeast exit.
436
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,039
3:21 p.m.
437
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,041
Ooh!
438
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,434
Appreciate the save.
439
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,436
You have amazing reflexes.
440
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,089
I love your outfit.
441
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,961
It was Fanny's.
442
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,529
She was a very naughty girl,
so I hads to punish her.
443
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,444
Is Just Todd
being a naughty boy?
444
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,489
You heard me?
445
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,274
Don't be ashamed.
I have excellent hearing.
446
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,103
And sounds always travel
farther in the woods.
447
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,627
Don't you agree?
448
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,455
Actually,
trees absorb sound energy,
449
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,761
so the greater
the density of the forest,
450
00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:54,416
the greater amount
of energy absorbed.
451
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:56,244
By the trees.
452
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,115
Is Just Todd cheating on you?
453
00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:00,466
Does he need punishing?
- Oh.
454
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,122
No, it's nothing like that.
We're not dating.
455
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:05,035
He's not my type.
456
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,820
Then why are you
stalking him?
457
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,301
I'm not entirely comfortable
with that word.
458
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,610
Consider me a concerned friend.
459
00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,177
He's fallen in
with a bad crowd,
460
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,384
and I'm just trying to help.
461
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:23,010
I wonder what it would be
like to have a friend like you.
462
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,491
I'm sure if your friends
thought you were in trouble,
463
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,188
they would do the same.
464
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,626
I am the trouble.
465
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,717
I... I don't believe that.
466
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,066
It's true.
467
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,201
Tell you what.
468
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,030
If you ever find yourself
in trouble, you can come to me.
469
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,772
I'll be your friend.
470
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,252
But what if I don't want
any friends?
471
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:53,606
We can talk about that later.
I gotta go.
472
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,479
See you around?
473
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,717
I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
474
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,066
That's where you're wrong, man.
475
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,547
Only you can control this
if you want to.
476
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:24,463
Excuse me.
What's going on here?
477
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,942
Listen to me.
478
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,774
Drink.
479
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,649
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
480
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,953
You can't turn him.
- I'm not turning him. Watch.
481
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,522
The blood we take can heal them
if we give it back, okay?
482
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,393
And Todd won't turn
unless he dies
483
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,178
with my blood in his system.
484
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:53,492
You've been feeling
a bit under the weather lately.
485
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,406
But you're all better now, okay?
486
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,104
And tomorrow
you'll be your old self
487
00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:59,541
with no memory
of Reginald feeding on you.
488
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,848
Ever. Go now.
489
00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:03,110
Forget.
490
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:15,209
That well is dry, Reggie, okay?
491
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,515
No more drinking from it.
492
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,908
Okay.
493
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,045
It's like you didn't listen
to a word I said
494
00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:24,044
about people and cattle.
495
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,655
Look, I get it.
496
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,788
The taste of blood, it's...
497
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,267
It's pure bliss.
498
00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,182
I'm not judging you.
I'm concerned, okay?
499
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,621
The impulses and tendencies
you had as a human
500
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,928
are only gonna be intensified
by your new nature, okay?
501
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,930
You keep going
at the rate you're going,
502
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,454
and you're gonna kill somebody.
503
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,239
You're feeding
because you want to,
504
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,807
not because you need to.
505
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,330
It's a craving born
in your mind,
506
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,898
and that's where
you need to control it.
507
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,640
Just rewrite whatever's
telling you blood is the answer
508
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,947
with a more... I don't know...
Positive solution.
509
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:01,908
So you're suggesting
510
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:05,172
cognitive behavioral therapy
for vampires?
511
00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:07,261
Dude, just listen
to your body, okay?
512
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,393
Only feed
when it tells you to.
513
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,832
All right.
514
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:14,224
It's gonna be a struggle, man.
515
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,139
I know that.
516
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,967
But when you need me,
517
00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:19,142
I'll be here.
518
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,320
Thank you, Maurice.
519
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,062
I got you, man.
520
00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:36,203
I love killing zombies.
521
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,248
Don't know why. I just do.
522
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,947
Zombies aren't real.
They're just a story.
523
00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,470
I was like that once.
524
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,341
Bullshit, you were.
525
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,740
Okay, look.
526
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:55,526
There's a house of horrors
in New Orleans.
527
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,920
Part museum, part sideshow,
528
00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:00,662
but mostly just a dank basement
529
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,882
filled with questionable taxidermy
530
00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:04,753
and doctored photos:
531
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,147
Bigfoot's footprint.
532
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,584
But the main attraction
533
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,717
was the real deal:
534
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,849
A vampire,
535
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:17,592
chained and starved,
536
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,116
rotting from the inside out.
537
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,164
That was what they came for.
538
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,821
That was something...
539
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,825
Special.
540
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:36,089
Every day...
541
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,481
I hoped to die.
542
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,266
But death wouldn't come.
543
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,618
People laughed
544
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,185
and said I was a fake...
545
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,972
That my pain and decay
546
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:53,323
were just acting and makeup.
547
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,939
But there was one thing
they couldn't figure out.
548
00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:06,815
It was the only part of
my torture that impressed them.
549
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,997
How did they come up
with that smell?
550
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,656
One day, a vampire stumbled
onto that house of horrors.
551
00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:24,572
A warrior.
552
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:30,360
And she fed me
the heart of the man
553
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:33,059
who starved and chained me.
554
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,583
She took my pain away...
555
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:39,543
And gave me back
my eternal life.
556
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,023
Angela.
557
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,640
When?
558
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,991
About ten years
after you two split up.
559
00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,036
I made a promise that day,
560
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,299
a vow I would always keep.
561
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,176
I'm her spy.
562
00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:05,308
I spied on you.
563
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,006
I told her
what Reginald can do,
564
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,269
glamouring vampires.
565
00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:13,273
I had to tell you the truth,
all of it, before she did.
566
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,623
She's gonna kill him, Maurice,
567
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,364
before the Assessment.
568
00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:22,195
I couldn't let that happen.
569
00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:24,632
I couldn't let Reginald die.
570
00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,677
I couldn't let you die either.
571
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,127
Thank you for telling me.
572
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,745
Now get the...
Out of my house,
573
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,399
and don't come back.
574
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,550
♪ Go back in time ♪
575
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,902
♪ To save you ♪
576
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,251
- Here you are.
- I'm gonna go.
577
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:19,774
Gonna head out.
578
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,907
What's your rush,
Regi-round?
579
00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:23,909
Oh, a date night.
You know, karaoke.
580
00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:26,172
So that spells disaster.
581
00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:28,696
Expanding my horizons, though,
so there's that.
582
00:30:28,783 --> 00:30:30,567
Gonna have to trade insults
later, all right?
583
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:31,699
Rain check.
584
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,445
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
585
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,055
Your neck.
586
00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:41,665
What about my neck?
587
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:44,538
You had a hole situation
going on there.
588
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,061
Two of them.
You don't remember?
589
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,716
- Remember what?
- The bloody holes in your...
590
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:52,154
Oh, mercy,
of course you forgot.
591
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:54,200
Just like Sarah.
592
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,767
But who...
593
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,422
Welcome to Slushy Shack.
How may I help you?
594
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,685
Sour Apple Scream.
595
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,731
And is Reginald still here?
596
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,864
Coming right up.
597
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,475
No, he's not.
It's karaoke night.
598
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:10,303
Yeah, I heard.
599
00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,960
Sour Apple Scream.
600
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,570
Have we met before?
601
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:19,660
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I'm practically a regular here.
602
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:22,445
I don't know why,
but this feels like
603
00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,360
the very first time.
604
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,189
Sour Apple?
605
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,538
As if my life depended on it.
606
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,559
Hey, Mr. Butterworth.
607
00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:51,779
I'm in sort of a hurry, so...
608
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,477
What?
609
00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:57,654
Oh, sorry,
that's my brother's van.
610
00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,309
Yeah, sure,
I'll move it right away.
611
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,789
No problem.
612
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:02,921
Okay.
613
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,121
What the hell, Levi?
614
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:19,475
I hope you like Thai,
615
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,086
'cause I...
616
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:25,528
What the hell?
You went in my van?
617
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:28,615
Right, Levi,
because that's the problem.
618
00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,617
You lied to me.
619
00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,880
You said you were out,
that we'd be a family again.
620
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,229
We are a family.
621
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,970
Oh, no.
622
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,277
This is something else.
623
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,975
A mattress with handcuffs
in the back?
624
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,977
The... the handcuffs
were a last resort.
625
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,153
I was never...
- Resorting to what?
626
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,460
Okay, truth time.
Are you happy here?
627
00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,157
Really, in Akron?
628
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,638
Yes, I am.
629
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,032
This feels
like a place to start.
630
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,991
And I'm just starting.
- Starting to what?
631
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,167
I met someone.
632
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,865
And it feels like it could be
something really special.
633
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,911
You don't belong here.
634
00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:05,739
You had a year
to come to your senses.
635
00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,306
Well, time's up.
I'm taking you home.
636
00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:08,959
I am home.
637
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:15,662
This is not something
that you get to decide for me.
638
00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:17,620
Not anymore.
639
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,361
I am not leaving.
640
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:20,670
You're turning your back
on your faith.
641
00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:22,277
It was never my faith.
642
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,627
I didn't choose it.
- It chose you.
643
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,020
You belong
with the Enlightened.
644
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,022
Oh... the Enlightened!
645
00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:42,645
Hey, Reginald.
646
00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:44,125
Come on in.
647
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,432
Am I early?
648
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,608
No, no,
you are right on time.
649
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,523
My brother was just leaving.
650
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:55,832
Now.
651
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:02,012
You want more time. Fine.
652
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,495
But in the end,
you'll come home to us,
653
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:04,928
where you belong.
654
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,109
I'll be seeing you, Sare-bear.
655
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:12,936
Listen to me.
656
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:15,722
You're gonna get in your van
and drive home.
657
00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:18,377
Tell them that you tried
but failed to find Sarah
658
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,292
because you didn't.
659
00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,511
Understand?
You were never here.
660
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,432
Okay,
what kind of sorcery was that,
661
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,607
and can you teach it to me?
662
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:34,132
It was just...
663
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,917
the power of positive thinking.
664
00:35:37,004 --> 00:35:39,572
It's a book that my Nana
used to read to me.
665
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,139
It's powerful stuff.
666
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,361
Or he just probably didn't want
to fight in front of me.
667
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,971
That's probably more likely.
668
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,713
But how are... how are you?
669
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,849
That was really brave of you,
standing up to him like that.
670
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,717
Well, I don't know
what good it'll do.
671
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,328
He'll be back.
672
00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:57,807
I don't know.
673
00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,200
He might surprise you.
674
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,897
But forget
about your brother for now.
675
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,160
Who?
676
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:08,644
Tonight is about
one thing only:
677
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:09,950
Me and you.
678
00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:11,081
Are you ready for that?
679
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,867
Oh, I'm ready.
680
00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:15,564
Whoa.
681
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:18,698
Mm, oh.
- Oh, yeah.
682
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:19,829
Get the door.
683
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,578
Ooh!
684
00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,189
Cool.
- Oh, he showed up!
685
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,755
Who?
686
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,104
Maurice.
687
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,845
Oh, are you two...
688
00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,717
- That's, like, my best friend.
- Oh.
689
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,067
- Yeah.
- Okay. Nice.
690
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:41,764
May you escort me
to our table?
691
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:43,375
I may.
692
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,557
I didn't think you'd show up.
693
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,515
Hey. Oh, man.
694
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,778
Worst part about karaoke
in my experience
695
00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,566
is listening to people
talk about what you missed
696
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,868
the next day.
697
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:01,175
No, I intend
to witness this firsthand.
698
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,221
Oh, sorry.
699
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,701
Sarah, this is Maurice.
700
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:07,137
I know Maurice
from the Shack.
701
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,707
Well, not officially.
- Well, now you do.
702
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,230
Have you picked a song yet?
703
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,796
Because we gotta
get them in early.
704
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:17,017
No, sorry, actually,
I don't sing in public, so...
705
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,714
Oh. Hmm.
706
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,152
No, no, no, no.
707
00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:26,287
This one.
- That's my jam
708
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,942
I know. You hum it
all the time on mop duty.
709
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,422
You noticed that?
710
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:32,902
I notice everything
about you.
711
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,948
You love pizza,
slasher movies...
712
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,602
Especially the meta kind...
713
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,734
The sound that Velcro makes
when you pull it apart,
714
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:41,868
and your favorite slushy
is Pineapple Surprise.
715
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:46,742
Okay, okay.
716
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,004
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
717
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:58,058
So you... you didn't expect
to see me here.
718
00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,364
Reginald
forgot to mention it.
719
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,931
- You don't mind?
- No. You're his friend.
720
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,237
I appreciate that.
721
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,413
Not everyone would be
so understanding.
722
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,197
Well,
they don't know Reginald.
723
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,288
He's the best guy I ever met.
724
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:12,855
You really like him, huh?
725
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,031
Yeah, I really do.
726
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:17,120
Good.
727
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,297
He deserves that.
728
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,560
♪ For you ♪
729
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:25,041
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
730
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:28,349
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
731
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,675
Stiff competition tonight.
732
00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:10,696
What's up?
733
00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,698
Hey, why don't we take
the party somewhere else?
734
00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,613
I've heard of a good bar
a couple blocks over.
735
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,179
Let's check it out.
736
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,271
We didn't get
to sing our song yet.
737
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,617
I never understood that,
738
00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:20,662
leaving one bar
and go to another.
739
00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,316
Reggie,
I got a really strong feeling
740
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,883
that we are not
supposed to be here.
741
00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:26,146
Next up,
we have Reginald and Sarah.
742
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:27,626
That's us!
743
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:28,975
- Yeah.
- We're up.
744
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,978
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
745
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:33,504
- Here, let me get that.
- That's okay. Oh!
746
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,981
Oh, thank you.
747
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,723
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
playing...
748
00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:42,423
♪ Turn around ♪
749
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:45,743
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit lonely ♪
750
00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:47,985
♪ And you're never
coming round ♪
751
00:39:48,070 --> 00:39:49,774
♪ Turn around ♪
752
00:39:49,859 --> 00:39:53,434
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit tired ♪
753
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,501
♪ Of listening to the sound
of my tears ♪
754
00:39:55,586 --> 00:39:57,313
♪ Turn around ♪
755
00:39:57,398 --> 00:40:00,860
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit nervous ♪
756
00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:03,254
♪ That the best
of all the years have gone by ♪
757
00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:04,618
♪ Turn around ♪
758
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:08,266
♪ Every now and then,
I get a little bit terrified ♪
759
00:40:08,351 --> 00:40:10,516
♪ And then I see the look
in your eyes ♪
760
00:40:10,601 --> 00:40:13,715
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
761
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,235
♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪
762
00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,113
♪ I get a little bit
terrified ♪
763
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,203
♪ But then I see the look
in your eyes ♪
764
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,945
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
765
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,382
♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪
766
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:31,472
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
767
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,736
♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪
768
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:38,131
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
769
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:41,482
♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪
770
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:45,181
♪ And if you only
hold me tight ♪
771
00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:48,750
♪ We'll be holding on
forever ♪
772
00:40:48,835 --> 00:40:52,578
♪ And we'll only be
making it right ♪
773
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,974
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪
774
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:58,412
♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪
775
00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:02,198
♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all of the time ♪
776
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:04,113
♪ All of the time ♪
777
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,422
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
778
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,639
♪ I'm always in the dark ♪
779
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:11,251
♪ Living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪
780
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,210
♪ I really need you tonight ♪
781
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:17,866
♪ Forever's gonna start
tonight ♪
782
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:21,043
♪ Forever's gonna start
tonight ♪
783
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:23,481
♪ Time ♪
both: ♪ I was falling in love ♪
784
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,266
♪ But now I'm only
falling apart ♪
785
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,792
♪ There's nothing I can do ♪
786
00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:33,708
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪
787
00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:43,979
♪ Once upon a time,
there was light in my life ♪
788
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,548
♪ Now there's only life
in the dark ♪
789
00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:49,463
♪ Nothing I can say ♪
790
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:52,553
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪
791
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,130
♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪
792
00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:07,742
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
793
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,396
♪ Every now and then,
I fall apart ♪
794
00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:10,963
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
795
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,965
♪ I'm always in the dark ♪
796
00:42:13,052 --> 00:42:15,141
♪ Living in a powder keg ♪
797
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,838
♪ And giving off sparks ♪
798
00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:21,756
♪ Once upon a time,
I was falling in love ♪
799
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:25,151
♪ Now I'm only falling apart ♪
800
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,894
♪ Nothing I can say ♪
801
00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,854
♪ A total eclipse
of the heart ♪