1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,035 Previously on "Reginald the Vampire"... 2 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:04,570 I feel like there's something 3 00:00:04,595 --> 00:00:05,901 that you're not telling me. 4 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,119 You made her go. 5 00:00:08,144 --> 00:00:10,246 I just put a different thought in her head. 6 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:12,011 Sarah ever gonna remember that she likes me? 7 00:00:12,098 --> 00:00:13,498 Well, I didn't tell her not to, man, 8 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,232 but it's an inexact science. 9 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,924 You were gonna feed on me. How do I know I can trust you? 10 00:00:17,949 --> 00:00:19,995 I'm a vampire, not an asshole. 11 00:00:20,081 --> 00:00:23,301 Drop your fangs, bite, and drink. 12 00:00:23,326 --> 00:00:25,154 Make them forget when it's over. 13 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,673 Exactly. 14 00:00:26,791 --> 00:00:28,837 You killed my brother. 15 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,858 If I'm gonna destroy Angela, 16 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,488 then I need to know everything there is to know 17 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,426 about her world. 18 00:00:35,451 --> 00:00:36,674 Angel's Blood? 19 00:00:36,699 --> 00:00:37,987 What the hell were you thinking, 20 00:00:38,012 --> 00:00:39,100 young soldier? 21 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:40,953 I'm gonna rip your head off. 22 00:00:43,148 --> 00:00:45,281 Listen to me! 23 00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:49,382 My damn feet are on fire. 24 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:01,365 I think I have a superpower. 25 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:02,583 How did you get in here? 26 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,194 Sire bond. What you feel, I feel. 27 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,021 I know how it works. I mean, how did you... 28 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,980 I followed my vampire GPS into the kitchen. 29 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,329 And that's where I saw him. 30 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:10,654 10 feet tall, refrigerator with feet. 31 00:01:10,678 --> 00:01:12,985 The biggest, the baddest... - Hang on. 32 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:14,441 You got past Erich? - He was doing the dishes. 33 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,596 And? 34 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:17,239 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 35 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:19,657 I glamoured him. - That's impossible. 36 00:01:19,682 --> 00:01:20,993 I told him what to do, 37 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,647 and he's doing exactly what I said. 38 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,779 Again, impossible. 39 00:01:24,866 --> 00:01:26,781 Two tablespoons butter, two tablespoons flour, 40 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:29,262 1 1/4 cups milk heated, salt and pepper. 41 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:30,872 You glamoured him to make breakfast? 42 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,265 I like breakfast. 43 00:01:32,352 --> 00:01:33,614 - You glamoured him. - Yes. 44 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:34,896 I feel like we're going in circles here 45 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:35,834 about my amazing superpower. 46 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:36,921 That's impossible. 47 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:38,532 Mike? - You're alive. 48 00:01:38,619 --> 00:01:39,707 You're alive. 49 00:01:39,794 --> 00:01:40,665 Technically no one here is alive. 50 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,319 Not now. 51 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,600 I woke up in a locked room like somebody drugged me. 52 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:45,017 Angela did. She drugged me too. 53 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,106 - Locked room? - Coffin. 54 00:01:47,193 --> 00:01:48,629 I busted out and tried to find you. 55 00:01:48,716 --> 00:01:50,370 Well, here I am. 56 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:52,329 - You're not wearing shoes. - Long story. 57 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,244 I'm lucky to have feet. 58 00:01:57,072 --> 00:01:59,162 Come on. - Okay, sorry. 59 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,511 Almost done. 60 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,165 What is it? 61 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,644 She's here. 62 00:02:06,162 --> 00:02:07,989 Hate to see you leave like this. 63 00:02:08,014 --> 00:02:10,103 Turns out we have other plans. 64 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:11,870 You could chase me if you want. 65 00:02:11,895 --> 00:02:13,799 See how we do in the woods. 66 00:02:13,824 --> 00:02:15,284 Yeah, I'd like a shot at that myself. 67 00:02:15,308 --> 00:02:17,310 Yeah. Me too. 68 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:29,148 Listen to me. 69 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:31,542 Listen to me. 70 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:35,850 Listen to me. 71 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:52,345 The sauce is very difficult to make. 72 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:17,240 - Mm. - Do you love it? 73 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,285 Mmm. 74 00:03:23,071 --> 00:03:25,813 It's good. So good. 75 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,826 - Do I even like yogurt? - I wouldn't. 76 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:41,351 Non-fat yogurt is a masculist plot 77 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:44,615 pedaled to undermine women. 78 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,181 Insulin growth from the extra sugar 79 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,574 causes spikes in testosterone, 80 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,837 which increases sexual desire. 81 00:03:49,924 --> 00:03:51,124 So yogurt companies are trying 82 00:03:51,186 --> 00:03:52,753 to make women horny? 83 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,842 It's about control. 84 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:57,628 It can also cause unwanted body hair. 85 00:04:02,197 --> 00:04:04,809 I feel like a puzzle with pieces missing. 86 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,507 Yesterday I washed a dish, 87 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,683 couldn't remember what I ate the night before. 88 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,772 I delivered a rent check to my landlady. 89 00:04:11,859 --> 00:04:13,426 She said I already dropped one off. 90 00:04:13,513 --> 00:04:15,602 Oh, and then there's this. 91 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,996 My bookmark is on page 75. 92 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,651 But I don't remember reading it. 93 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,696 I have it on good authority that the CIA 94 00:04:22,783 --> 00:04:25,351 is still performing MK-Ultra tests. 95 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:27,484 Those drugs do all sorts of damage to people. 96 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,157 Or this could be the result of a sonic attack, 97 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,791 like at the embassy in Cuba. 98 00:04:30,878 --> 00:04:34,404 Now that really messed with people's minds. 99 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,884 I work at the Slushy Shack and read Gothic fiction. 100 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:40,061 I'm too average to be the study of a CIA experiment. 101 00:04:40,148 --> 00:04:42,368 True. 102 00:04:42,455 --> 00:04:45,458 Do you know of anyone who's exhibiting similar symptoms? 103 00:04:45,545 --> 00:04:48,679 Relatives, friends? 104 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,551 What's up, slush buddies? 105 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:53,031 Coworkers? 106 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,643 New scarf, Todd? 107 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:02,083 Guess I'm trying something new. 108 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:05,348 See you out there. 109 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,350 So Todd's a pod person now. 110 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,328 And you're experiencing suspicious gaps in your memory 111 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,005 due to some unknown intervention. 112 00:05:11,092 --> 00:05:14,008 Would you be willing to give me a urine sample? 113 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:18,926 ♪ Check it, uh, uh, uh ♪ 114 00:05:19,013 --> 00:05:20,232 ♪ Yeah, I'm the OG ♪ 115 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,626 ♪ Everybody here know me ♪ 116 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,105 ♪ I make it rain at the party ♪ 117 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:27,457 ♪ OG, everybody here know me ♪ 118 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,633 ♪ Everybody here know I'm the OG ♪ 119 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:31,939 How you doing, Reggie? 120 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:33,463 Uh, great. Never better. 121 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,942 Fantastic, actually. 122 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:37,467 Dead wrong. Emphasis on dead. 123 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,033 How can anything be wrong? 124 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,339 I saved you from a fiery death 125 00:05:40,426 --> 00:05:41,906 at the hands of your enemy. 126 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,144 For which I'm eternally grateful. 127 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,822 But that's not why I'm here. 128 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,563 I want to talk about what happened before. 129 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,608 Oh, like when I glamoured the big, bad vampire? 130 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:49,914 Yes. 131 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,065 No, how did you do that? I need to know. 132 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,787 I don't know. 133 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:55,615 You were screaming. 134 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:57,225 Erich had me by the neck. 135 00:05:57,312 --> 00:05:59,314 And I reached out and grabbed his arm. 136 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,012 That was it. Glamour time. 137 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,275 No, no vampire in the history of vampires... 138 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,972 And it's a very long history... 139 00:06:05,059 --> 00:06:07,322 Has ever been able to glamour another vampire. 140 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,021 I promise to use my powers with responsibility. 141 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:11,828 No, the only way you're gonna use your power 142 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:13,590 is if you keep it quiet. 143 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,983 Counterpoint, I was thinking 144 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:17,590 I could use it to further my reputation 145 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,037 within the larger vampire community. 146 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,858 Maybe get me more respect. 147 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,469 You know, if Angela gets word of this, 148 00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:26,037 she will murder everyone you've ever loved 149 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,169 or known about or even passed on the street. 150 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:30,476 And then she will get to work on you. 151 00:06:30,563 --> 00:06:32,783 And, look, that's just Angela. All right? 152 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,002 If word gets back to Logan the Great and Mournful... 153 00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:37,701 - Who now? - Never mind. 154 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,485 No more glamouring other vampires. 155 00:06:39,572 --> 00:06:41,008 And not a word about this to anyone. 156 00:06:41,095 --> 00:06:42,749 Do you understand? 157 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,273 Okay. 158 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,841 No, I need to hear you say it out loud. 159 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:50,191 I promise not to glamour another vampire 160 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:53,107 or tell anyone. 161 00:06:53,194 --> 00:06:54,761 So I bolt to the kitchen. 162 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,043 Time was running out for Maurice. 163 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,547 His feet are literally in the fire. 164 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,592 I'm his only hope. - This is so cool. 165 00:06:59,679 --> 00:07:00,985 And who do I see standing there? 166 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,987 Erich, old-school vampire, 167 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,597 fashionable kilt-wearer, 168 00:07:04,684 --> 00:07:05,922 but that's not the point of the story. 169 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:07,426 What happened next? 170 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:12,605 I glamoured him, boom. 171 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:15,608 - No, you didn't. - I did! 172 00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:16,759 I told him to make me breakfast, 173 00:07:16,783 --> 00:07:18,045 and he made me a Croque-Madame. 174 00:07:18,132 --> 00:07:19,917 - No way. - Mm-hmm. 175 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,484 Door-to-door service and everything. 176 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,920 This is incredible. 177 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,270 So where is Erich now? - My apartment. 178 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:27,157 I have him color-coding my closet as we speak. 179 00:07:27,228 --> 00:07:29,579 Bodyguard and butler? 180 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,189 I could use a vampire like that. 181 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,038 Thank you for choosing the Slushy Shack. 182 00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:37,630 Come back soon. 183 00:07:37,717 --> 00:07:39,589 Great kid. 184 00:07:49,337 --> 00:07:52,558 How did Reginald get you out of that coffin? 185 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,955 Not a... clue, man. 186 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,913 But I mean, it's Reginald. 187 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,220 Somehow he got through that house, 188 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,657 got to me. 189 00:08:04,744 --> 00:08:07,225 That little dude saved my life. 190 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,488 Unbelievable. 191 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:19,933 I come in peace. 192 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,066 Great. Can I get you anything? 193 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:25,373 Coffee? Angel's Blood? 194 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:28,202 There must be a box of wooden stakes around here somewhere. 195 00:08:28,289 --> 00:08:30,553 Hm, you're very funny. 196 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,816 You better be here to apologize. 197 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:36,210 I don't apologize. You know that. 198 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:39,300 You want me dead. I get that. 199 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:41,172 But I also want you dead, 200 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:45,219 which I'm sure you can understand. 201 00:08:45,306 --> 00:08:48,788 But perhaps we can set that aside 202 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,791 given our history. 203 00:08:51,878 --> 00:08:53,401 How so? 204 00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:55,534 I have an idea which I believe 205 00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:59,190 will benefit us both equally. 206 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,763 When we first met, 207 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,113 Sarah didn't judge me by the way I looked. 208 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,159 She wanted to know the kind of music I like. 209 00:09:12,246 --> 00:09:14,292 Nu-soul and '90s hip-hop, by the way. 210 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,035 She asked me what my favorite movie was, 211 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:21,604 which "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome", obviously. 212 00:09:24,432 --> 00:09:26,870 She wanted to know me. 213 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,350 No one ever did that. 214 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:31,483 Not really, anyway. 215 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:36,880 Everyone deserves a second chance. 216 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,056 Sarah and I deserve one too. 217 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:42,233 You are very wise in matters of the heart. 218 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:53,026 Oh, my God. 219 00:09:54,854 --> 00:09:56,595 Listen to me. 220 00:09:58,858 --> 00:10:00,096 Whatever it is, I didn't do it. 221 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,280 I've been here the whole time 222 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,533 doing what I'm supposed to be doing. 223 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:03,776 Although if you have any... 224 00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:05,517 There's no reason to be afraid. 225 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,214 Agree to disagree. 226 00:10:07,301 --> 00:10:10,261 Reggie, Angela and I made a deal. 227 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,002 In order for you to be accepted 228 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,438 into the Midwest Chapter 229 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,701 of the Vampire Council of America, 230 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:19,487 you, Reginald Andres, will take part 231 00:10:19,574 --> 00:10:22,055 in the Vampiric Ability and Potential Assessment, 232 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:25,058 henceforth known as The Assessment. 233 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:27,713 Do I need a lawyer? 234 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,716 Reginald, I need to scan and send these off 235 00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:33,284 to Buenos Aires by end of business. 236 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,416 Uh, but, um... 237 00:10:35,503 --> 00:10:37,027 Assessment for what? 238 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,377 Suitability, of course. 239 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,597 We can't just let anyone join our ranks. 240 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,512 That lists assessment guidelines 241 00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:47,864 as well as your agreement to take part in same. 242 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,867 It's okay, Reggie. She'll just need a signature. 243 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,217 Oh, well, I guess I can do that. 244 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,436 In blood. 245 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:57,221 Wait, what? 246 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,571 - It'll just sting a little. - Uh... 247 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,095 Uh, okay. 248 00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:11,278 Great. 249 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:16,240 Sign here. 250 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:19,156 Here, here, 251 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,941 here, and here. 252 00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,296 Hey, I have a question. 253 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:32,082 Since you sired Maurice, 254 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,214 and Maurice sired me, 255 00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:36,173 does that make you my grandmother? 256 00:11:37,957 --> 00:11:39,916 Makes us family. 257 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,179 Done. That's your copy. 258 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:45,922 Good luck, and I wish you great success. 259 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,011 Oh, oh... uh, Maurice? 260 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,491 What happens if I fail The Assessment? 261 00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:52,102 You die. 262 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,321 But we'll talk about all that tomorrow. 263 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,281 Wait, what? 264 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:03,330 Can I draw you a bath? 265 00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,334 Listen to me. 266 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:12,426 You are no longer my loyal manservant, 267 00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,386 personal chef, and best friend. 268 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:18,911 Go. 269 00:12:18,998 --> 00:12:21,435 Go far, far away from here 270 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:24,482 and find a life better than the one that you're living. 271 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,759 I was waiting for the right moment. 272 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:05,131 So what happens if you pass this Assessment deal? 273 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,699 I become a bona fide member of the vampire community. 274 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,570 - That'd be good, right? - Sure. 275 00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:11,572 You could make new vampire friends. 276 00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:13,487 I bet they have really cool social events 277 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:15,402 like meet and greets. 278 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,278 Talk to her. 279 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,367 She liked you, and she can like you again. 280 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,760 But nothing's gonna change if you don't talk. 281 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,197 You're right. 282 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,764 You're right. You're absolutely right. 283 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,289 Deep breaths. Positive thoughts. 284 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,291 I can talk. I'm good at talking, right? 285 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,380 - Sure. - It's the iron in my golf bag. 286 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,685 Arrow in my quiver. 287 00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:39,098 Except sometimes, when I get nervous, 288 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,123 I can't stop talking. 289 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,516 Okay, you can do this, big guy. 290 00:13:42,603 --> 00:13:44,779 Right. 291 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,564 Thank you. Thank you, Claire. 292 00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:59,055 - Oh, hey, Reginald. - Oh, hey, hey. 293 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,578 - Funny seeing you here. - Oh, yeah. 294 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,755 This is my, uh, usual running route now. 295 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,800 - Oh. - I'm super big into running. 296 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,454 So that's what I'm doing. 297 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:10,501 Running, now. 298 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,435 Probably would have been drier at the library, right? 299 00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:13,939 Oh, yeah, sure. 300 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:15,549 But can you think of a better place 301 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:18,248 to read "Wuthering Heights"? 302 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,814 Yeah. 303 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,861 Um, but, may I? - Uh, yeah, sure. 304 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,567 "If you ever look at me once with what I know is in you, 305 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:34,786 I'd be your slave." 306 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,744 Is that in the book? 307 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,137 Yeah. 308 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:41,227 Um, what's your favorite part? 309 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,837 I love when Heathcliff returns, 310 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,404 and he's not sad and poor anymore, 311 00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,208 but he's, like, happy, and rich, and successful... 312 00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,752 - Oh, whoa, stop. - And ready for love. 313 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:50,889 No, I just started reading it... again. 314 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:54,675 Or maybe for the first time? I'm not entirely sure. 315 00:14:57,591 --> 00:15:00,899 Uh, well, anyway. 316 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,683 I guess I'm gonna return 317 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:07,514 to my intense exercise regimen. 318 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,401 But maybe we could discuss "Wuthering Heights" 319 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,996 when you're done? 320 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,694 I'd like that, yeah. And don't overdo it. 321 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:16,219 - Right. - See you at work. 322 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:23,530 "What's the Story, Morning Glory?" 323 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,020 Let's go. Come on. 324 00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:38,589 Stick and move, Reggie. Stick or move, man. 325 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,939 Use your hips. 326 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:43,202 Let's go. Come on. 327 00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:45,204 Reggie, let's go. 328 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,965 Look, the only way you're gonna pass The Assessment 329 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,078 is if you train for it, right? 330 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:52,559 Okay, is this supposed to make me stronger? 331 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:54,039 Look, man, we went over that. 332 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,736 Your muscle-building days are over. 333 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,608 This is just for warm-up purposes. 334 00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:02,395 So basically Exhibit A in the court of my confusion. 335 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:05,485 Also, I'm having a hard time understanding 336 00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,921 why you signed me up for a test 337 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,011 that will almost certainly end in my death. 338 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,403 That feels like a bad plan. 339 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,537 I came here to kill Angela. All right? 340 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,235 Angela decided to kill me first. 341 00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:17,932 Guess who got caught in between. 342 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,109 That is not addressing my concerns. 343 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,719 The only way to buy us some time 344 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,068 was to commit to this, 345 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:24,678 to keep Angela out of our business. 346 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:25,873 All right, and don't just assume 347 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,855 you can't succeed. 348 00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:29,422 We're gonna hone your greatest gift. 349 00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:31,163 Right. 350 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,817 Right, right, right. 351 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,514 That I can glamour other vampires, 352 00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,038 and that makes me amazing! 353 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,517 No, that is not a gift, Reggie. 354 00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:38,692 That's a secret. Okay? 355 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,061 And if you don't keep it a secret, 356 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,280 you won't even make it to The Assessment 357 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,568 because you'll end up dead. 358 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,744 Look, I'm talking about your big brain, man. 359 00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,836 One way or another, we're gonna get through this. 360 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,015 Preferably one where I don't die, right? 361 00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,843 Yeah. That's more or less the plan. 362 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,977 Let's get you some water. Hydrate. 363 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:18,558 Maurice! 364 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,344 In this signed contract, on page 15, 365 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,216 it says I'm not the only one who dies if I fail. 366 00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:26,523 My sire dies too. 367 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,003 In case you forgot, that's you. 368 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,875 I didn't forget. 369 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,095 Yeah. You didn't mention it either. 370 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,401 You got too much on your plate as it is, man. 371 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,360 Look, we're in this together. 372 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,579 And... 373 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,146 I believe in you. 374 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:44,584 While I appreciate 375 00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:47,805 the possibly misplaced faith you have in me, 376 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,285 maybe the best plan 377 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,765 is to get as far away from here as possible. 378 00:17:51,852 --> 00:17:54,464 I mean, I've never been to Italy. 379 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,640 That'd be cool. I just... 380 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,207 You're already on the council's radar. 381 00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,860 Okay, once that happens, 382 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:01,547 there's no place far enough you can hide, 383 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,429 including Italy. 384 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,129 So passing The Assessment's our only hope. 385 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,348 Something like that. 386 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,539 - We should tell her. - No. 387 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:27,714 - You. - Why? 388 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,152 Oh, what is it? 389 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:34,330 You could have ended Reginald at any time. 390 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,201 I would have been more than happy to help. 391 00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:37,811 No. 392 00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:40,249 The Assessment's the way to go. 393 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:43,643 Kill him in the context of a pre-ordained ritual. 394 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,690 Of course. You know best. 395 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,389 But what if he succeeds? 396 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:52,652 Training for The Assessment takes years. 397 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,741 You know that. 398 00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,657 There's no way he'll survive. 399 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:03,707 And when Reginald dies, Maurice dies with him. 400 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,276 Exactly. Win-win. 401 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,365 Which means that for the foreseeable future, 402 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,455 I want you to keep an eye on Reginald, 403 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,021 every move he makes. 404 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:17,416 But look and do not touch. 405 00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:19,505 I need him in one piece for the big day. 406 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,812 Well, that's no fun. 407 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:25,119 Maybe just a small amount of touching? 408 00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:31,082 What was it that Moira said? 409 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,085 "I fear no living man or woman." 410 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,347 Mm-hmm. 411 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:38,524 Keep an eye on Reginald. 412 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,050 Starting now. 413 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:46,358 Go, depart! Leave me. 414 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,766 Oh, dude! 415 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,334 Burnt marshmallow? 416 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,944 This is my favorite. 417 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,729 Mmm. I get a treat, you get a treat. 418 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:13,037 Fair is fair. - I'm just happy to be here. 419 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,605 Right, of course you are. 420 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,737 Me too. 421 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,350 Want some? 422 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,830 Oh, you know me too well. 423 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,922 Both: Mmm. 424 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:31,490 I can't believe you used to be my bully, 425 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:32,970 and now you're my takeout menu. 426 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,364 I was your bully? 427 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,192 Mm-hmm. Every day. 428 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,065 - Why would I do that? - Doesn't matter. 429 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,545 Everything is different now. 430 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:54,948 Oh, wow. 431 00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:57,342 Todd with an ice cream chaser. 432 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,959 Yes. 433 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:07,874 Mmm. 434 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,356 Oh! 435 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,324 This is seriously messed up. 436 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,064 What is? 437 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:26,284 The Melon Heads, the Loveland Frog, 438 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:29,374 the Ohio Grassman... Akron's had them all. 439 00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:31,550 It's like Dante's tenth circle. 440 00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:33,944 Down the rabbit hole they go. 441 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,860 Call me Alice. 442 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:39,166 Look. 443 00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:41,299 This is a map of known ley lines. 444 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,388 Akron is a hotbed for the unnatural. 445 00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:45,129 Maybe this X-File is the key 446 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,609 to your messed up head. 447 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,567 Okay, supernatural frogs are not responsible 448 00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:50,047 for my missing memories. 449 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:55,052 But high energy zones equal crazy, 450 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,359 which means we have to track where you were 451 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,622 on the night you got foggy. 452 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,580 Give me your phone. 453 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:07,281 Hmm. Ride share, perfect. 454 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,720 Do you recognize this address? 455 00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,723 I don't even remember ordering this ride. 456 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,682 You tipped, therefore you arrived. 457 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,815 Which means all we have to do is look for... 458 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:25,822 Does Todd seem weird to you? 459 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:28,215 No more than usual. 460 00:22:28,302 --> 00:22:29,695 I think. 461 00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:38,008 Todd. 462 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,938 Todd. Sleator, Todd. 463 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,810 Todd. Todd Sleator. 464 00:22:59,986 --> 00:23:03,816 Oh, mercy, mercy me. 465 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,656 Have you noticed anything unusual 466 00:23:17,743 --> 00:23:19,876 about Reginald lately? 467 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,791 Not really. 468 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,576 Uh, he ran into me at the park today. 469 00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:26,491 He was out jogging in a hoodie. 470 00:23:26,578 --> 00:23:29,363 I guess that's unusual... The jogging, I mean. 471 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,844 - And? - Nothing. 472 00:23:31,931 --> 00:23:33,300 We talked about the book I was reading, 473 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,065 and then he left. 474 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,067 That's it? 475 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,851 There was one weird thing. 476 00:23:38,938 --> 00:23:40,897 Go on. 477 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,986 Reginald had just left when out of nowhere, 478 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:46,032 this song title popped into my head. 479 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,993 I don't think I've ever heard the song before. 480 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,735 Reginald. He's behind this. 481 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:55,694 No, Reginald would never do anything to hurt me. 482 00:23:55,781 --> 00:23:59,742 I don't know why I know that, but I do. 483 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,570 With all my heart. 484 00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:02,982 Then why were you at Reginald's address 485 00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:04,660 the night you lost your mind? 486 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,703 Sarah. What are you doing here? 487 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:51,141 I mean, it's great to see you. Come in. 488 00:24:56,929 --> 00:25:00,367 Have I been here before? 489 00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:05,285 I feel like maybe I... 490 00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:09,420 The thing is, 491 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:13,642 I haven't really been myself lately. 492 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:19,473 And Ashley's pretty sure I was here. 493 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,912 You? Here? 494 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,478 With me? 495 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,916 But I don't remember. 496 00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:30,615 I mean, how could I forget something like that? 497 00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,269 Because it's impossible, that's why. 498 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:33,899 I mean, I would remember if you were here. 499 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,509 And since you weren't, that's actually something 500 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,013 that's never happened, so... 501 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,058 I mean, believe me. I would not lie to you. 502 00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:41,495 I believe you. 503 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,498 I just feel like there's something 504 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,240 missing inside my head, 505 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:51,331 and I don't know what it is. 506 00:25:59,252 --> 00:26:02,299 "What's the Story, Morning Glory?" 507 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,954 Oasis, nice. 508 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,347 "Work Bitch." Britney. 509 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:10,263 "I'm So Bored with the USA." 510 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,656 The Clash. 511 00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:13,023 "We Gotta Get Out of This Place." 512 00:26:13,092 --> 00:26:14,703 In my "Little Red Corvette"! 513 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,052 You remembered. 514 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,401 It's that game we play at work. 515 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,707 Yes! 516 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,361 But it's more. 517 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:25,017 I think that... I th... 518 00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:30,893 Wow, um... 519 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,680 Um... 520 00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:39,684 Are you busy tomorrow night? 521 00:26:39,771 --> 00:26:41,207 Tomorrow? 522 00:26:41,294 --> 00:26:43,035 No, I'm not busy. 523 00:26:43,122 --> 00:26:44,994 I think it would be fun if we went out. 524 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:48,606 Maybe to dinner and a movie. 525 00:26:48,693 --> 00:26:50,477 I'd like that. 526 00:26:50,564 --> 00:26:52,262 Great. 527 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:54,525 Tomorrow. 528 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,483 You and me. 529 00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:58,442 Yeah. 530 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,410 - I like this place. - Mm. 531 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:12,040 Wait till you try the pancit and lumpia. 532 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:14,153 Almost as good as my mom makes. 533 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,722 I like you. 534 00:27:17,809 --> 00:27:20,116 I like you too. 535 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:23,902 But I forgot that I did, among other things. 536 00:27:23,989 --> 00:27:26,992 Then I remembered. How is that even possible? 537 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,516 I guess we'll never know. 538 00:27:29,603 --> 00:27:31,214 I will say, 539 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:34,086 I think lumpia might be the best place to start. 540 00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:36,436 But I think I do know. 541 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:39,091 And you might be the only person 542 00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:41,180 who understands. 543 00:27:43,356 --> 00:27:45,358 It's PTSD. 544 00:27:45,445 --> 00:27:46,751 Oh, that's a relief. 545 00:27:46,838 --> 00:27:48,797 Hm? 546 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,450 Oh, my goodness. 547 00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:53,540 How did that even happen? 548 00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:56,892 My family are very religious. 549 00:27:56,979 --> 00:28:00,896 I was raised to worship archangels. 550 00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:04,290 I think I've heard of that. That's like a cult, right? 551 00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:06,336 Not exactly, 552 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,730 but my whole life, 553 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,863 every decision was made for me, 554 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:16,433 and my brother too... Every moment controlled. 555 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,305 Well, how did you get out of that? 556 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,396 One year ago last week, 557 00:28:23,483 --> 00:28:25,616 I stuffed everything I could into a backpack 558 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,792 and ran away. 559 00:28:27,879 --> 00:28:31,404 It's like I ran away from the angels, 560 00:28:31,491 --> 00:28:33,885 and then they, like, followed me here. 561 00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:36,453 - But not actually, right? - No. 562 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,282 Oh. 563 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:42,328 But sometimes, it feels like they did. 564 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,333 Well, I think you're the bravest person I've ever met. 565 00:28:52,512 --> 00:28:54,036 Tell me about you. 566 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,428 Sure. 567 00:28:55,515 --> 00:28:57,822 I... 568 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,741 Urgently have to urinate. 569 00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:07,005 Oh, okay. 570 00:29:17,363 --> 00:29:20,453 What are you two vapids doing here? 571 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,326 Would you mind introducing us to your young friend? 572 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:26,416 Yes. She looks delicious. 573 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,766 And we're starving. - You stay away from her. 574 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:30,768 Is that a threat? 575 00:29:30,855 --> 00:29:33,118 How in the world could you possibly stop us? 576 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:37,557 Dinner first, your little friend for dessert. 577 00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,124 Listen to me. 578 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,010 Hello, Ash. Better get out there. 579 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,012 It's a packed house. 580 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,144 You're very peppy today, Todd. 581 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:02,365 I love the scarf. 582 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:03,975 Hmm. Well, it's an ascot. 583 00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:05,672 - May I? - No, no. 584 00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:07,761 I must never take it off. 585 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:12,897 Holy Faith Lehane. 586 00:30:12,984 --> 00:30:15,204 What happened there? - What do you mean? 587 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:16,571 You have two holes in your neck. 588 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,425 I do? 589 00:30:19,512 --> 00:30:21,819 How are you not aware of the neck-hole situation? 590 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:24,953 I don't know. 591 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,172 They're here. 592 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,522 They're right here in Akron. 593 00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:31,674 True, it wasn't my first guess, but they're actually here, 594 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:35,093 and this is the proof I needed. 595 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,574 Hello, Ash. Better get out there. 596 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:39,663 It's a packed house. 597 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,929 Vampires. 598 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,107 I'm gonna take an order of these to go, 599 00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:51,501 'cause how have I not been eating them my whole life? 600 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,546 Mmm. 601 00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,940 Mmm. It's so good. 602 00:30:56,027 --> 00:30:58,116 Mm-hmm. 603 00:30:58,203 --> 00:31:00,945 I told you my story. Tell me yours. 604 00:31:01,032 --> 00:31:02,468 - Okay. - First date rule. 605 00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:04,862 I want to hear all about your family. 606 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:10,041 Well, we first moved out here when I was a kid. 607 00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:12,522 Mom, Dad, me. Only kid, right? 608 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:15,394 - Mm-hmm. - Then they moved to Hawaii. 609 00:31:15,481 --> 00:31:17,266 So now it's just me. 610 00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:19,224 Hmm. You miss them. 611 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,531 Yeah, every day. 612 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:24,447 I've been meaning to go out to visit them, but now... 613 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,536 Now? 614 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,972 Everything's changed. 615 00:31:28,059 --> 00:31:29,800 What's changed? 616 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,890 Life things. 617 00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:35,762 That's not very specific. 618 00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:38,765 It's, uh... 619 00:31:38,852 --> 00:31:41,681 You know, round trip airfare's prohibitively expensive... 620 00:31:41,768 --> 00:31:43,161 That's true. 621 00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:45,337 And the weather in Hawaii is, you know, 622 00:31:45,424 --> 00:31:47,470 Windy, and cloudy, 623 00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:49,167 and rainy, and then sunny. 624 00:31:49,254 --> 00:31:50,908 You know? It's, like, make up your mind. 625 00:31:50,995 --> 00:31:53,128 Hawaii, come on. 626 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,218 Well, I hope that you get to see them soon. 627 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,829 Someday. 628 00:32:13,539 --> 00:32:14,976 Whoa. 629 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,542 Cleanup on aisle table over there. 630 00:32:16,629 --> 00:32:18,196 Hmm? 631 00:32:18,283 --> 00:32:20,764 Oh. 632 00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:23,375 Wow. 633 00:32:23,462 --> 00:32:26,378 Okay. 634 00:32:26,465 --> 00:32:29,164 Oh, okay. 635 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,600 Wow. 636 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,254 Bold. 637 00:32:34,908 --> 00:32:36,910 Really escalating. 638 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,825 Oh. 639 00:32:38,912 --> 00:32:40,914 Oh, my... 640 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:45,702 Oh, my... 641 00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:50,272 I've never seen food enjoyed so much before. 642 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:53,014 No. Like, sure? 643 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,667 I guess? 644 00:32:54,754 --> 00:32:56,626 That's... oh. 645 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:59,020 Oh. 646 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:01,413 Ha! 647 00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,334 Stop. 648 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:18,039 Do you want to try and get some dessert still? 649 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:21,738 I don't think I can ever look at food again. 650 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:24,436 Check please. 651 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,756 Yes, well, naturally we couldn't be happier 652 00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:41,149 than to be hosting 653 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:43,412 the first Assessment of the year. 654 00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:47,111 All that's left now is to send out the invitations. 655 00:33:47,198 --> 00:33:48,808 I'm sorry, Vice Chair Renuka, 656 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:51,028 could you please repeat that? 657 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:57,295 No, no, I'm just... just stunned. 658 00:33:57,382 --> 00:33:59,689 But thrilled to hear that 659 00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:03,301 Logan the Desanguinator will be attending. 660 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:07,088 I'll begin the preparations. 661 00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,090 Talk soon. 662 00:34:11,744 --> 00:34:13,137 Angela, I need to talk to you. 663 00:34:13,224 --> 00:34:14,704 Go away. 664 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:16,619 I'm done spying on Maurice. 665 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,360 I want out. 666 00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:25,584 No. - I'm serious. 667 00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:27,064 So am I. 668 00:34:27,151 --> 00:34:30,981 Don't you dare forget what I did for you 669 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:33,462 or why you made the deal that you did. 670 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:35,116 The information I'm about to give you 671 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:37,422 is worth anything I ask for, 672 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,077 including my own freedom. 673 00:34:40,164 --> 00:34:41,992 I'll be the judge of that. 674 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:44,342 It's about Maurice's progeny, the fat vampire. 675 00:34:44,429 --> 00:34:47,693 Oh, God, not again. 676 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:51,915 When will I be rid of that meddlesome abomination? 677 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:55,527 Reginald Andres has a unique gift. 678 00:34:55,614 --> 00:34:58,617 There's nothing unique about him. 679 00:34:58,704 --> 00:35:00,706 Yes, there is. 680 00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:08,236 Reginald can glamour other vampires. 681 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,847 That's impossible, and you know it. 682 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:14,981 Earlier tonight, you two had a very special 683 00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:17,332 and carefully orchestrated dinner 684 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:19,247 that left you covered in each other's vomit. 685 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,857 That's disgusting. 686 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,076 We did no such thing. 687 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:25,514 True, they charged us extra for cleanup. 688 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,038 And whose mess required cleaning? 689 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,475 I don't recall. 690 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,086 Off, the both of you. 691 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:41,007 So he glamoured LeBron and Penelope. 692 00:35:41,094 --> 00:35:44,141 Made them do things they did not want to do. 693 00:35:44,228 --> 00:35:47,013 Which is how he helped Maurice escape. 694 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:49,059 He glamoured Erich. 695 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:52,758 And what's to stop him from glamouring you? 696 00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:55,587 He'll never get the chance. 697 00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:58,503 But think of all the damage he can do 698 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,679 between now and The Assessment. 699 00:36:00,766 --> 00:36:04,161 He'll never make it that far. 700 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:09,122 Reginald will die long before The Assessment. 701 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,907 I'll make sure of it. 702 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,347 Which means Maurice will live. 703 00:36:16,434 --> 00:36:18,697 As I had hoped. 704 00:36:18,784 --> 00:36:21,091 And where does that leave us? 705 00:36:24,137 --> 00:36:26,096 You've earned your freedom. 706 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,189 I can feel you two lurking. 707 00:36:37,716 --> 00:36:41,198 I need a burner phone that can't be traced. 708 00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:44,332 Oh, are you unhappy with your current service? 709 00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:47,596 No, you moron. 710 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,685 I need to contact Nikki. 711 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,863 Are you quite sure this is necessary? 712 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,299 Nikki brings death and destruction 713 00:36:55,386 --> 00:36:56,605 wherever she travels. 714 00:36:56,692 --> 00:37:00,130 Do as you are told. 715 00:37:26,852 --> 00:37:28,985 I'm sorry about last night. 716 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,379 I wanted it to be perfect, and it turned into a mess. 717 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:34,295 And that was my fault. 718 00:37:34,382 --> 00:37:36,688 I'll understand if you don't ever 719 00:37:36,775 --> 00:37:38,516 want to go out with me again. 720 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:40,083 This may come as a surprise to you, 721 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,390 but there are two people in this relationship. 722 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:45,001 Just because you thought last night wasn't perfect, 723 00:37:45,088 --> 00:37:46,829 doesn't mean I didn't think it was. 724 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,787 The food was great. 725 00:37:48,874 --> 00:37:52,400 And then... okay, it got gross, but it wasn't boring. 726 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,967 And the gross part certainly wasn't your fault. 727 00:37:55,054 --> 00:37:57,361 Did you say relationship? 728 00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:01,191 Um... 729 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,373 Hello, young lovers. 730 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:12,811 Burn in hell, Nosferatu. 731 00:38:12,898 --> 00:38:15,379 - Oh... - Ashley! 732 00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:19,122 Whoa. - Oh. 733 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:21,342 What the hell, Ashley? 734 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:29,262 Something very strange is going down 735 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,699 at the Slushy Shack. 736 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,111 You mean my friend shooting me with water 737 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,223 for no apparent reason? 738 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:34,790 That fits. - It's not just water. 739 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,574 It's holy water. 740 00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:39,011 Oh, my God, this is holy water? 741 00:38:39,098 --> 00:38:41,144 Three weeks ago, they found this dude in his Porsche 742 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:43,755 in a bar parking lot, deader than dead. 743 00:38:43,842 --> 00:38:45,202 Barely a drop of blood left in him, 744 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,976 two holes in his neck. 745 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:51,110 Just like Todd. 746 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:54,505 Down the rabbit hole they go again. 747 00:38:54,592 --> 00:38:56,899 Like, Todd? Holes, where? 748 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,814 That can't be it. That's not right. 749 00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:00,903 Why do you think he's wearing that scarf? 750 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:04,472 Maybe to, you know, expand his fashion palette? 751 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,169 That is not fashion. 752 00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:08,365 Somebody's feeding on Todd. Do you know what that means? 753 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:10,391 Vampires. 754 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,220 Vampires are just a story. 755 00:39:14,307 --> 00:39:15,961 That's what I thought. 756 00:39:16,048 --> 00:39:18,050 But then we got that dead dude in his car. 757 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:19,748 And then Sarah's missing memories. 758 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,619 I'm starting to get them back. 759 00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:22,986 Great news, but that doesn't mean 760 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:24,492 somebody didn't take them. 761 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,102 Vampires can do that. 762 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:29,192 Why would someone want to take my memories? 763 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:30,715 Depends on what they took. 764 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,675 Little things like rent checks, 765 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:37,896 the book I was reading, and Reginald. 766 00:39:37,983 --> 00:39:39,376 Why would someone want me to forget 767 00:39:39,463 --> 00:39:41,552 how I feel about him? 768 00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:43,859 That's part of what I forgot. 769 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,426 Totally glad to hear. 770 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,313 Fair question, and I don't have an answer yet, 771 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:49,952 but by process of elimination, 772 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,171 Todd's neck holes, missing spaces in Sarah's head, 773 00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:55,044 I figured... 774 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:57,263 Me? 775 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:59,962 I'm the vampire? Ashley, come on. 776 00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:01,592 I did till you passed the holy water test. 777 00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,269 That is an airtight detection method. 778 00:40:03,356 --> 00:40:04,793 That's Vatican approved. 779 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,317 Hey, Earth to Ashley. 780 00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:08,753 Everyone's gonna pass that test 781 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,495 because vampires are not real. 782 00:40:11,582 --> 00:40:13,976 Hey, the only thing you're gonna accomplish 783 00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:16,500 is getting people wet. 784 00:40:16,587 --> 00:40:18,546 Something evil has this way come 785 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:21,200 to Rubber City. 786 00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:23,725 I'm going to find out what it is. 787 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,907 Are you sleepy? 788 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:34,736 A little. Are you? 789 00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,703 I mean, we have been doing this for three hours. 790 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:40,045 I've never talked that long before. 791 00:40:40,132 --> 00:40:42,004 Me neither. 792 00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:45,007 Maybe just one more hour? 793 00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:47,618 At least one more. 794 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:52,580 Whoa! Holy... 795 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:53,755 Are you okay? 796 00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:55,757 Uh, I saw a raccoon. 797 00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:58,368 - In your apartment? - Oh, I mean yesterday. 798 00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:01,371 It still haunts me. 799 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,653 Can I call you tomorrow morning? 800 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:03,895 You better. 801 00:41:03,982 --> 00:41:06,071 Okay. 802 00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:10,380 Sarah likes me again. 803 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:12,295 We went on a date. 804 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,822 'Cause you glamoured her, didn't you? 805 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,994 I would never do that to her. 806 00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:17,735 I felt a surge last night, 807 00:41:17,822 --> 00:41:19,955 the kind that accompanies a glamour... 808 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,086 A big one. 809 00:41:21,173 --> 00:41:23,393 I would never glamour Sarah, 810 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,222 even if it was to undo what you did to her. 811 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:29,181 But LeBron and Penelope did threaten her, 812 00:41:29,268 --> 00:41:31,270 so I glamoured them. 813 00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:33,011 And I had a little fun at the restaurant. 814 00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,796 And that's all. - That's all? 815 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,493 Reggie, I told you not to do this, 816 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,929 and that means not doing it 817 00:41:38,016 --> 00:41:40,149 without fully understanding the consequences. 818 00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,107 And definitely not outside in public. 819 00:41:42,194 --> 00:41:44,457 I screwed up once, okay? I'm sorry. 820 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,025 Reggie, I warned you. 821 00:41:47,112 --> 00:41:50,072 You fail to keep this secret, and you die. 822 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,595 Then I die. 823 00:41:51,682 --> 00:41:53,641 Oh, and Sarah? 824 00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,294 She dies too. 825 00:41:55,381 --> 00:41:56,948 Yeah. 826 00:41:57,035 --> 00:41:58,733 Yeah, she's the problem, isn't she? 827 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:01,387 She makes you lose control, and she makes you reckless. 828 00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:03,235 Sarah's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 829 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:06,218 Well, that's over with now. You understand me? 830 00:42:06,305 --> 00:42:08,699 You can't make me not see her. 831 00:42:08,786 --> 00:42:10,459 Reggie, I can do whatever needs to be done. 832 00:42:10,483 --> 00:42:11,746 Really? 833 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,245 Because I think between the two of us, 834 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:16,402 I think I'm the only one who can actually do that. 835 00:42:20,319 --> 00:42:23,845 Trust me, Reggie. 836 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:27,239 If there's one thing I know, it's this. 837 00:42:27,326 --> 00:42:30,547 No matter how much you love a human, 838 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:34,159 eventually, you will hurt them. 839 00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:40,644 And you'll never forgive yourself. 840 00:42:40,731 --> 00:42:42,167 Never.