0 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:04,416 visit to get English subtitle subscenelk.com 0 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:08,416 This subtitle is a fan-made translation and not affiliated with the original content creators. 1 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:14,208 ["Jump" by BLACKPINK playing faintly] 2 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:17,041 [faint cheering] 3 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,958 [music and cheering growing louder] 4 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:25,041 [cheering and applause] 5 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:28,833 ♪ Watch me runnin' up the place ♪ 6 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:32,041 ♪ I'm already stuntin' And my girls are on the way ♪ 7 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,750 ♪ Watch me open up the place… ♪ 8 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,666 [girl] Just imagine. This will change everything. 9 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:41,666 The lights come up, and we walk out on stage like two sexy gladiators. 10 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,125 Our technique, flawless. Our timing, perfect. 11 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:47,583 Phones are out. Minds are blown. 12 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:50,958 And guess who blacks out from jealousy because we just took home first place. 13 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,083 Tanya? 14 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,750 Tanya. Future nursing school dropout Tanya. 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,166 So, you ready to do this? 16 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,125 -Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard. -Whoa! 17 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:04,500 Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place. The plan is perfect. 18 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:05,958 The plan is insane. 19 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,208 Maya, just let it go. 20 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:09,916 After graduation, we're never gonna see Tanya again. 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,958 -♪ Jump… ♪ -[audience cheering] 22 00:01:12,041 --> 00:01:14,333 Yeah, but she's never respected us as dancers. 23 00:01:14,416 --> 00:01:15,458 I know, I know. 24 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:18,458 If we're going to win, we have to do something unexpected. 25 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:19,791 Please. 26 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:23,250 You're my best friend. 27 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,833 I can't do this without you. 28 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:26,625 ♪ Watch me runnin' up the place… ♪ 29 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:28,000 Fine. 30 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,208 -I'm in. -Yeah! 31 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:33,750 -[wild cheering] -♪ Watch me open up the place ♪ 32 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:37,750 ♪ Wanna see you bumpin', baby Bouncin' to the bass ♪ 33 00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,041 [music stops] 34 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:41,541 Good luck. 35 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,625 -What a bitch. -Her legs are so smooth. 36 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:48,750 -How does she never get razor burn? -Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in. 37 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,375 Remember. [inhales] 38 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,291 -Whew. -Whew. Okay. 39 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,416 You win the crowd, 40 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,833 you win your freedom. 41 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,791 What? 42 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:01,625 [man] And good luck, Tanya, next year at the Touro School of Nursing. 43 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:05,000 Now, seniors Maya and Anjali with a cultural dance 44 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,666 from the country of India. 45 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:09,750 -[mild applause] -[traditional Indian music playing] 46 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,791 [giggles] 47 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,750 [music fades] 48 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,875 ["Baazigar" by DIVINE andamp; Armani White playing] 49 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:45,833 [lyrics in Hindi] 50 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,041 [enthusiastic cheering] 51 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,125 They're actually pretty good. 52 00:02:58,208 --> 00:02:59,041 No. 53 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,291 You ain't seen nothing yet. 54 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:13,708 [whirring] 55 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,333 [loud cheering] 56 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,875 I can't. Let's go. 57 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,291 [alarm beeping] 58 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:53,041 -[Tanya screams] -[gasping] 59 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:57,500 -What's happening? -[Maya] Maybe something with the sensors? 60 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,541 -[girl 1] Look out! -Maya, watch out! 61 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:00,541 [Maya] Shit! 62 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,000 Don't worry. Anj! It's all good. Everything's-- 63 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:05,500 [music fades] 64 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,125 -[shrieks] Maya! -[shocked gasps] 65 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,458 [girl 2] Is she okay? 66 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,833 [echoing laughter] 67 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:11,875 Maya! 68 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,166 Maya! 69 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,875 Maya! Maya! 70 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:18,125 ["Kaliyaan" by Lost Stories and Bawari Basanti playing] 71 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,250 [lyrics in Hindi] 72 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,458 [inaudible] 73 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,791 -Topic of the day. -Patil twins. 74 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,875 -Harry Potter, Yule Ball. -Messed up. 75 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,750 Ugly outfits, objectively bad. 76 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,208 And then the boys ditch them. 77 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:50,916 What's up with that? 78 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:59,416 -My aura? -Yeah. Ready? 79 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:09,208 [sobbing] 80 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:10,625 Then take this. 81 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:14,041 [squealing and laughing] 82 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,833 -[Anjali] Oh, photo. -[Maya] Oh, photo, okay. 83 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,000 [woman 1] You look so good. 84 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,750 -Look over here! -[woman 2] Smile, girls! 85 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,708 [woman 1] One, two, three. 86 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,083 [both] UCLA! 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,833 [upbeat pop music playing] 88 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,375 [Maya] Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians. 89 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:35,208 Whee! We're, like, at college! Like, right now! Can you believe it? 90 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,583 -Mm-hmm. -Maybe I should try out a new nickname. 91 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:40,166 How about Anja? Jaja? 92 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,833 No. Jelly? Jelly Cat? 93 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:42,791 [gasps] 94 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,166 -[Maya] We could think about it. -I love him. 95 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,333 Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be. 96 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:51,166 [British accent] The name's Leelee, babes. I think we'll have really good banter. 97 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,041 -[man] I'm good. -[Anjali squeals happily] 98 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:57,041 You realize we can go out, like, whenever we want. 99 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,000 -And come home whenever we want. -[Maya] Mmm. 100 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,500 -So late I forget to take out my contacts. -Dude. Don't do that. 101 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:05,166 That's gonna hurt so bad. -But it'd be so worth it. 102 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:08,125 Please don't be that weird sheltered girl who has to get her stomach pumped 103 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,541 because she can't handle freedom. 104 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,666 -That's exactly who I wanna be. -[man 1] Heads up! 105 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,250 -Oh shit! -[man 1] Got it! 106 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,291 [Maya scoffs] Ugh! 107 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:17,458 -[man 1] Hey. -[man 2] Yo. 108 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,833 -My bad. -Hey. 109 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:20,708 That was a terrible throw. 110 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:22,708 Yeah, some would say deliberately bad. 111 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:24,750 [both chuckle] 112 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:29,166 Okay, well, this is embarrassing. Um, we're gonna go. 113 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,708 You know what? No Frisbee. You've both been banned. 114 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,208 Well, call us when the ban's been lifted. 115 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:36,875 [laughs] 116 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:40,583 I know guys throw themselves at you like you're the last flight out of Kabul, 117 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,875 but this has got to be a new record, hmm? 118 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:46,041 -[woman 1] Stop moving! -They wanna keep stonewalling, fine. 119 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,416 -We'll just move… -See, if you had just worn something nice. 120 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,708 The way Anjali always does… 121 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:52,916 I don't look nice. I look like a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs. 122 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,208 -Zero patience… -[woman 1] A little black dress works. 123 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,291 -Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers… -[woman 2] Call me when you know. 124 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,291 Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer. 125 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:02,750 -What's a SASA mixer? -Seriously, Shree? SASA? 126 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:06,083 See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me. She thinks SASA's cringe. 127 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,583 -What's this? -Bathroom stuff. 128 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,916 There's nothing cringe about celebrating your culture. 129 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,500 Okay, what is a SASA? 130 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:13,375 South Asian Students Association. 131 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,375 And they don't celebrate our culture. 132 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:18,875 It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad their résumés to get into med school. 133 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,208 Sounds pretty Indian to me. 134 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:23,916 I already told Arjun Singh you will both meet him tonight at the SASA mixer. 135 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,875 Arjun who? Arjun the incel? 136 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:29,333 He's not an incel! He's a sophomore, and he'd love to show you around. 137 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,625 Show me around what? [gasps] His collection of feet pics? 138 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:34,375 Shree, why are we introducing weird boys to the equation? 139 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,125 -What's this? -Bathroom stuff! 140 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:39,666 A bad freshman GPA is impossible to bounce back from, 141 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,583 especially if you're a bad test taker. 142 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,625 My GPA will survive one mixer. 143 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:46,875 -Anjali, it's a miracle you got in. -But I did, didn't I? 144 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:49,041 Off the waitlist. You need to stay focused. 145 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,041 -[man] Ahem. -[Shree] Bathroom stuff! 146 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,958 Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there? 147 00:07:53,041 --> 00:07:54,375 [all] A normal amount! 148 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,000 -Cool. Cool. -[Shree] Okay. 149 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,083 [upbeat pop music playing] 150 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:02,166 -[woman 1] The IG is way too curated. -[woman 2] I know. 151 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,500 -[woman 1] So fun. -[man 1] Cool. 152 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,500 [man 2] Nah, bro. She's like a Santa Monica eight. 153 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:08,625 -Which is like a Malibu five. -[woman 2] Oh my God. Hi! 154 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:11,666 ["Tu Meri" by Vishal Dadlani playing] 155 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:14,916 [lyrics in Hindi] 156 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,708 It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh… 157 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,166 The hook step, you guys shouldn't lock your arms. 158 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,208 Instead, you should pivot from the elbow. 159 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,750 -[music stops] -Sorry, who are you? 160 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:33,375 I'm sorry. You guys are great. It's just I used to dance… 161 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,458 Oh my God! I know you. 162 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,875 -You're the girl from that video. -Wait, what video? 163 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:40,000 Who hit herself in the face with the flying thingy! 164 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,833 -That's not me. -[woman 1] You have to see! 165 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:43,375 -Are you kidding me? -[man ] Sorry. 166 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:44,750 [Maya] I just gotta go. 167 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:47,083 -[man] Look out. -[Maya] All right, you know what-- 168 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:50,000 Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl! 169 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,416 Wait, you're, like, famous! 170 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,208 But, like, bad famous. 171 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,208 You mean infamous? 172 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:01,166 -Can I have that purple top of yours? -Yeah, sure. 173 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:05,458 I can make more room in that closet. 174 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:06,833 Wait, Mom! Don't! 175 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,208 [man] Oh! 176 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,333 Ooh. [chuckles awkwardly] 177 00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:14,750 Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff in the car. 178 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,208 [Shree] I'm coming too. 179 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,500 [Anjali] It was just for… 180 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,000 -To… -[Rekha] For what? 181 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,791 For getting high. For having a couple of one-night stands. 182 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,375 Can you please stop acting like I started an OnlyFans? 183 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,250 Do you realize if UCLA still had an SAT score, 184 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,666 there is no way you would have gotten in? 185 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,000 Let alone for a major that is only getting harder. 186 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:39,791 -A major you picked for me! -'Cause you couldn't decide. 187 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:43,250 Computer science is gonna give you a shot at real money. 188 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,708 While we're at it, you wanna walk me to the bus stop? 189 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:48,375 -Pack me a Lunchable? -I'm not gonna babysit you. 190 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:52,041 But I will stop paying your tuition if I find out you're slacking off. 191 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,333 Wait. What? 192 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:56,916 Mom, are you serious? 193 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,625 [Rekha] I know you think I'm being a bitch. 194 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,000 But you'll thank me when you have a degree and a career 195 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,083 and you don't have to depend on anyone for anything. 196 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,583 And how's that working out for you? 197 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:10,000 If you got a full ride like Maya, you could do anything you want, 198 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,875 but as long as I am footing this bill, 199 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:15,041 you don't get to be some aimless pothead 200 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:20,375 having shower sex in an en suite that I am paying an extra ten grand for. 201 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,333 And you wonder why Dad left. 202 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,500 -[sobs] -[onlookers] Ooh! 203 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,708 [whispering] 204 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,875 [man] Damn, that echoed. 205 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,333 [gentle music playing] 206 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,000 [Maya] They ran out of ice, but I got the next best thing. 207 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,333 Someone's favorite. 208 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,708 How are you feelin'? 209 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:48,000 I got slapped on my first day of college. 210 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,250 Let's go with, pfft… 211 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,416 suicidal? 212 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,750 Aah. 213 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,791 The slap wasn't even that bad. 214 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,750 None of the Asian kids even flinched. 215 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,041 The white kids almost called the cops. 216 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:03,916 Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit with the Green Card mom slap. Right? 217 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,208 Remember when Charu got her belly button pierced? 218 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,541 I mean, she got hit so hard, the sound turned on the Alexa. 219 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,750 -[Anjali scoffs] -Hmm. 220 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,041 Does it still hurt? 221 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,333 No, it's honestly fine. 222 00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:16,791 -[whimpers] -Good. 223 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,250 I want you nice and healed. 224 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:21,416 -Before I slap the shit out of you again! -Oww! 225 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,125 -Maya, what? -Not gonna tell me you're on the pill? 226 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,708 -[groans] -We had the same cycle our entire lives. 227 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,458 You were gonna what? Disconnect our Bluetooth without telling me? 228 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:30,833 I'm not on the pill! 229 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:34,041 Then… why have you got all these… pills? 230 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,333 I don't know! I just… It… Ugh. 231 00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:39,208 it was just… eleutheromania! 232 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,875 It's, like, doing something just for the sake of freedom. 233 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:47,416 I just needed to figure out if I could be someone different for once in my life. 234 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,625 -I'm not sure if that makes any sense. -[sighs] 235 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,208 Two girls down the hall called me Drone Strike. 236 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:56,625 Ugh. 237 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,291 Maya, I'm so sorry. 238 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,791 They would have clowned me, too, if I'd been there. 239 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,041 [laughs] 240 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,000 Anj. 241 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,666 The most upvoted comment is a guy asking for your number. 242 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:14,958 The second most upvoted is a guy asking the first guy to pass it along. 243 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,666 -This is Half Baked. -Hmm? 244 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,750 -My favorite's Cherry Garcia. -Yeah. 245 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,625 I said I got someone's favorite. And that someone is me! 246 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,708 [Anjali scoffs] 247 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,166 All right. 248 00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:34,041 Today sucked a butt. 249 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,833 -So I say we go to Taco Bell. -Mmm. 250 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,166 And we watch 90 Day Fiancé. 251 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:42,333 You wanna stay in and watch ugly men marry Latvian immigrants? 252 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916 And get Taco Bell. That part's key. 253 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,250 No! 254 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,625 It is our first night of college. We need to go out. 255 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,458 You cannot be serious. 256 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,416 Dude, I survived child abuse! 257 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,166 ["Taambdi Chaamdi (KSHMR Remix)" by Kratex andamp; Shreyas playing] 258 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,666 [lyrics in Marathi] 259 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,166 Whoa! Look at all these clubs! 260 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,916 Sticky Wickets Cricket Club. 261 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,250 Hookah Brother Up. 262 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,166 [chuckles] 263 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,916 I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah like they're Drake 264 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,500 and they just end up at dental school. 265 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,250 Come on! Just admit this is way cooler than you thought it would be. 266 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,666 All right, you're right. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. 267 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,583 -Oh! A club I could get behind. -Wait, which one? 268 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:27,125 Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving! 269 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,500 [Anjali sighs] 270 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,666 Ooh, Maya, look! There's a Bollywood dance club. 271 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:36,333 I told you. I'm down to try new things. Just not dance. Not right now. 272 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,166 Come on, it's a club. It'll meet, like, an hour a week. 273 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,708 [sighs] 274 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,875 -But don't get your hopes up, okay? -Hi! 275 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,458 90% of Bollywood dance is just dry-humping the air. 276 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,791 -Do you really need a club for that? -[man laughs] 277 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,333 Sorry. Sorry. 278 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,500 See? Handyman with no boundaries agrees with me. 279 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:58,000 Well, I'm gonna check it out 'cause it seems cool, 280 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,416 and trying cool shit's the whole point of college! 281 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,375 -[man] You know, she's not wrong. -All right. You are still talking. 282 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:09,166 Bollywood dance is a very big deal here. K-Pop level fandom. 283 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,291 [buzzing] 284 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,708 All right, brown Ted Bundy. What's your deal? 285 00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:18,500 This one's a coincidence. I'm working. I don't know if you can see? 286 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,833 And for the record, the whole number on the Frisbee thing, 287 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,583 that was my buddy's idea, not mine. 288 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,833 -Cool story, bro. -Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya. 289 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:30,583 -Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name? -I had a feeling you didn't recognize me. 290 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,583 It's me. Arjun. 291 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,125 "Arjun the incel." 292 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,791 -That's what the kids used to call me. -Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm. 293 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,666 Also, the name made no sense. 294 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,958 We were ten. We were all virgins. 295 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,958 It would have been weird if I wasn't a virgin. 296 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,041 -And probably also illegal. -Definitely illegal. 297 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,166 You know, your mom called. 298 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,083 -Said you weren't coming. -Uh… Anjali dragged me. 299 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,625 -So… -Yo! What up, Drone Strike? 300 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,500 Pfffft! [laughs] 301 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,208 -[camera clicking] -[men chuckling] 302 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,708 You're goated! [laughs] 303 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,125 Okay. What was that about? 304 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,291 Don't act like you don't know. It was the biggest meme of the summer. 305 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,041 Oh, well, I'm not on socials, so I must have missed it. 306 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,500 -[scoffs] Bullshit. -No. I'm serious. Here. 307 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,000 No Internet, no apps. No more noise. 308 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,833 Oh, so you have a burner phone, like cheaters and meth dealers. 309 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:22,750 That's comforting. 310 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,541 Better than letting Big Tech track you. 311 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,083 It's not Big Tech that tracks me. It's my best friend. 312 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,958 -Oh, great. Mm-hmm. -All right? Yeah. 313 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:31,833 In the event that some rando from my past decides to drown me in a lake 314 00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:33,625 and then no one can find my body. 315 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,208 -That would never occur to me. -Yeah, no shit. You're a man. 316 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,375 No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid. No loose ends. 317 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,791 It's like an instant social life, and the after parties are crazy. 318 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:50,500 Last year, we went to Vegas, and I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains. 319 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,208 Stop. That sounds so fun. 320 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,041 Minus the puking part. 321 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,416 When's the next meet-up? 322 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,250 -You can't just come. You gotta audition. -Sorry, wait. Audition? 323 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,500 We're a competitive dance team. 324 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,000 We compete at competitions all over the country. 325 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,000 That sounds like a big time commitment. 326 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,291 Oh, it takes up your entire life. No. We're like a cult. 327 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,166 Uh, yeah. I really have to focus first semester… 328 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,833 You know what I just realized? 329 00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,333 Ronak is gonna love her. 330 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:19,125 Oh! Love her. She's total lead material. 331 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,625 [laughs] Who's Ronak? 332 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,833 You'll see. We're about to go on. 333 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,125 [cheering and applause] 334 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:33,666 Welcome to the South Asian Students Association Fall Mixer! 335 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,458 I'm Ayesha Khan, 336 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,333 proud Pakistani American. 337 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:41,958 -President of the South Asian Student-- -Co-president, actually. 338 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,375 We split the vote. 339 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,791 I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American. 340 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:51,416 The South Asian Students Association puts on events like Diwali night, Holi-- 341 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,125 And of course Eid one and Eid two. 342 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:57,041 Sometimes Preethi forgets that the diaspora contains many faiths. 343 00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:00,291 How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're constantly trying to convert me? 344 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,625 I'm not trying to convert you, Islamophobic bitch! 345 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,041 Okay, thank you so much. 346 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,208 Uh, please give it up for Preethi and Ayesha. 347 00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875 That was something. 348 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,833 Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif. 349 00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,291 I am the faculty sponsor. 350 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,791 I'm here to make sure it's a safe space for all the students. 351 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,333 We got three rules. 352 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,166 And this is mostly for the guys. 353 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:21,916 Consent. 354 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,166 Consent! 355 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,000 Number three. 356 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,625 Your future employer will see your Halloween costume. 357 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,916 I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know where you got the shoe polish. 358 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,333 -[Ragav] My bad. -Okay. 359 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,750 Now for the real reason why we're all here. 360 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,833 They are the three-time winners of Best of the Best. 361 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:45,791 Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni! 362 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,833 ["Welcome to the Party" by Diplo andamp; French Montana feat. Zhavia Ward playing] 363 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,791 ♪ Welcome to the party ♪ 364 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,625 ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 365 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,583 -[cheering] -♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 366 00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,250 ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 367 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,083 -♪ Waking up, waking up ♪ -♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 368 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,916 ♪ Fly with my dogs Ridin' high when we pull up ♪ 369 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,708 ♪ When we ride, when we pull up ♪ 370 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,708 ♪ We be high when we pull up ♪ 371 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,416 ♪ Top down, no ceilin' ♪ 372 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,958 ♪ Rocks on the watch now, armageddon ♪ 373 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,208 ♪ Roof on fire, fire ♪ 374 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,708 ♪ We ride wild ♪ 375 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,625 ♪ Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it ♪ 376 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,875 ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 377 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,333 [cheering] 378 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:33,541 ["Tujhe Dekha To" by Lata Mangeshkar, Kumar Sanu andamp; Jatin-Lalit playing] 379 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,458 [lyrics in Hindi] 380 00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:36,916 [woman 1] I love you, Ronak! 381 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,833 [woman 2] Love you, Ronak! 382 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,125 [woman 3] I love you, Ronak! 383 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,125 [loud cheering] 384 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,666 [cheering] 385 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,875 [water splashing gently] 386 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,916 -[music continues, muted] -♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 387 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,291 ♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪ 388 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,250 ["Bom Diggy" by Zack Knight andamp; Jasmin Walia playing] 389 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,791 ♪ You don't have to be The last one standing ♪ 390 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:53,916 ♪ Oh, show me you could be The one, one, one ♪ 391 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,166 [lyrics in Punjabi] 392 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,791 ♪ You've got me like crazy ♪ 393 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,708 -♪ That you call to me ♪ -♪ Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom ♪ 394 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,250 [lyrics in Bengali] 395 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,750 [cheering] 396 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,208 ♪ Oh, baby, give me one more dance ♪ 397 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,666 -[music stops] -[loud cheering] 398 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:01,333 [chanting] UCLA! UCLA! UCLA! 399 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,916 [Maya] Yo. 400 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,333 How extra was that dance team? 401 00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,916 [Anjali] So crazy. 402 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,291 They literally said they were a cult. Oh my God, and their captain? 403 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,250 Such a cheeseball. 404 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,541 He was unironically wearing a fedora. 405 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,833 -Please tell me you're gonna burn it. -Oh, for sure. 406 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,750 [Maya] Love you, Anj. 407 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,708 [Anjali] Aww! Love you too. 408 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,416 -Night. -[phone buzzes] 409 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,458 Night. 410 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,791 ["Gymnopédie No. 1" by Satie playing] 411 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:39,291 -[sighs] -[closes video] 412 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,750 [upbeat pop music playing] 413 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:45,541 Welcome to CompSci 31, Introduction to Computer Science. 414 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,250 I am Professor Latif. 415 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,083 Just so you guys know, the course structure… 416 00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:51,333 I did something fun. 417 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:58,041 -You signed me up for the dance team? -I signed us up for… tryouts. 418 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,166 I thought you'd be excited. 419 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,416 Yeah, I thought it was a club that met, like, once a week. 420 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,583 It's a huge time suck. 421 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,916 If my grades slip, my mom's gonna shoot me in the face. 422 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,708 Ladies. We're literally two minutes into day one. 423 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,833 So sorry, sir. Professor… Man? 424 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,125 [sighs] Oh my God. 425 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,541 Look. All your mom cares about is that you get good grades and granny panties. 426 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,416 You keep both of those up, she can't get mad. 427 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,583 Yeah, it's a big if. 428 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458 Okay. Okay. 429 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,166 Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta. 430 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:27,125 -I was perusing. -You liked a photo from two years ago. 431 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,833 -That is a problem. He posts too much. -Okay, Maya. 432 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,791 I'm not you. I actually have to try at school. 433 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,375 If you try out for the team with me, I won't let you fail. 434 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,375 You know what? Idea. Let's share what we're talking about. 435 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:40,958 That way, none of us feel left out. Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe. 436 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,458 She won't try out for the dance team with me. 437 00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:48,500 Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys. 438 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:51,416 Uh, see, this is what's known as a dependency error. 439 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,458 You have one piece of broken code that can't function without the other, 440 00:22:55,541 --> 00:23:01,000 so it sends out a very annoying, disruptive error message. 441 00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:06,083 Well, dance is the one thing that we're good at 442 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,416 and is our best shot at a new life. 443 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,750 -We have new lives. We're at college. -No, you have a new life. 444 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,125 I'm still Drone Strike. 445 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,416 I told you that was her. 446 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,125 [Latif] Hey, hey. 447 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,958 No side betting. 448 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:22,958 If I can lead the team to a championship, then everyone will stop giving me shit. 449 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:26,416 And if you do it with me, you'll also be living a whole new life. 450 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,208 And maybe even use that new stash of condoms. 451 00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:32,208 -Maya! -Okay, pivot. Do it for… 452 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,208 uh… urethramania. 453 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,666 Veryanamania. 454 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,166 Eleutheromania. 455 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,208 That's it. That's what I said. 456 00:23:41,291 --> 00:23:43,333 Do it for that. 457 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,541 Please, Anj. 458 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,750 ["Ghungroo" by Arjit Singh andamp; Shilpa Rao playing] 459 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:58,041 [lyrics in Hindi] 460 00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,583 Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni. 461 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,250 You'll notice we're in a parking garage. 462 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,666 That's 'cause dancing on concrete will rule out the weak. 463 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,875 And because the pickleball team took the gym from us. 464 00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,083 [man] Pickleball sucks. 465 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:17,541 You all should have learned eight eight-counts of choreo 466 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:19,083 from the videos we sent. 467 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,875 Here's the part we didn't tell you. 468 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,083 You're gonna perform this routine ten times. 469 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:26,166 -Each time, the music is gonna get faster. -Ten times? Dang. 470 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,666 And you gotta keep up. If you don't, you're gonna get hit with this. 471 00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:32,208 -Six of us have laser pointers. -Really? 472 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,375 If you get three lasers, you're cut. 473 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,208 Whoever's left makes the team. Line up! 474 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,791 Easy. 475 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:44,375 Hey, I wanted to give this back to you. 476 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,125 So you can give it back to Bruno Mars. 477 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,500 Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift 478 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,625 'cause, you know, he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk," 479 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:53,000 and I was like, "No, no." 480 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,208 -"Uptown Funk." -[giggles] 481 00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:57,291 Good luck. 482 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,083 [mimics Maya giggling] 483 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,166 Hey, stop! 484 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 ["Ghungroo" playing] 485 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,333 [music speeds up] 486 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:40,583 [music playing fast] 487 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:45,708 [yelps] 488 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,666 Damn! 489 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:04,791 [music playing very fast] 490 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,291 -[music stops] -[dancers laughing] 491 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:26,458 [woman] Oh my God! 492 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,500 Congratulations! You all made the cut. 493 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,041 Yes! 494 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,500 [cheering and laughter] 495 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,208 Thank you, my king! 496 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:37,291 All right. You're the king. Easy. All right. 497 00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:39,375 [upbeat music playing] 498 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,375 Whoa. Are all these people on the team? 499 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,250 Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob. 500 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:51,875 It's for formations. 501 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,333 You need lots of dancers to make complex formations. 502 00:26:55,833 --> 00:27:00,125 You guys new? Okay, okay! Yeah! I'm Nirbhay. 503 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:03,041 Not to brag, but this was my fourth time auditioning for the team, 504 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:03,958 and I made it. 505 00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:05,125 Is that a brag? 506 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:09,458 I didn't make the cut last year, but I lured Ronak into a storage closet, 507 00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:11,916 locked the door, and then made him watch me dance again. 508 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,750 -And he ate that shit up. -Wow, that's dedication. 509 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:15,875 Or it's a felony. 510 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:19,166 Look, every Bollywood team has a few staple characters, okay? 511 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,041 I'm the die-hard superfan with no chill, and I'm owning that. 512 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:25,083 Over there, you got the FOBs, Fresh Off the Boat students. 513 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,916 They're rich. Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich. 514 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,750 Then you got your Brown Baddies. 515 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,125 Their entire personality is giving people side-eye. 516 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,750 Next, the Adrenaline Junkies. 517 00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:37,083 They're like Adderall. Concerning, but clutch in competition. 518 00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,750 Last but not least, every Bollywood team has one random white person 519 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,000 who knows more about Indian culture than everyone else. 520 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,375 [in Hindi] How's it going? 521 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:47,250 [in English] I'm Harry. So, what part of India are you all from? 522 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,916 I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka. 523 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,375 [in Tamil] Greetings, little sister! 524 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,291 [in English] No. Don't… don't do that. 525 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:55,333 [chiming] 526 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,916 There are over 100 dance teams in the country, 527 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,583 but only the top ten make it to Best of the Best. 528 00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:03,750 We cannot allow a repeat of last year. 529 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:08,250 And the winner of Best of the Best is… 530 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:12,875 USC Tamasha! 531 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,916 [Ronak] This video will play on loop at every practice. 532 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,125 I want you to live in that pain. 533 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,250 Like when we applied to Stanford and didn't get in. 534 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,208 -[all] Mm-hmm. -USC's number one for a reason. 535 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:25,833 -Why is he so obsessed with beating USC? -[Ronak] …she goes, we go… 536 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,625 He's obsessed with beating her. 537 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,500 Selena Joshi, captain of USC and Ronak's ex. 538 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:34,208 Our next competition is in eight weeks. Let's get to work. 539 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:35,625 ["Peechay Hutt" playing] 540 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,625 The first thing to know about competition dance 541 00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,541 is that it is not objective. 542 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,666 The only performance that matters 543 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,083 is the one that people remember. 544 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:48,000 Which is why our goal is simple. 545 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,625 Be unforgettable! That's it. 546 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:52,083 -[panting] -[horn blares] 547 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,916 Thirty-one more! Let's go! 548 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,916 [Ronak] We are not here to have fun. 549 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,916 We are here to win. 550 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,791 If you wanna have a good time with a bunch of losers, 551 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,458 join an a cappella team. 552 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,125 No more junk food. 553 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,708 Cheetos came out in 1948. 554 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,666 Since then, we've never won a war. 555 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:15,250 Here's the truth. AI is here. 556 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,791 Your degree is worthless, and you'll never own a home. 557 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,958 -Back to practice! -[horn blares] 558 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:23,625 Facial expressions are critical! 559 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,708 Tell the story with your face. 560 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,666 Harry, you're goin' to war! 561 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,208 Dimple, he cheated on you. 562 00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:32,791 Anjali, they freed Luigi. 563 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:35,708 Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4". 564 00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:38,041 Maya, you're broke, but you want guac. 565 00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:40,333 Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket. 566 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,333 Sumi, the edible is hitting. 567 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:44,666 Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity! 568 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,125 What's our goal? 569 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,375 [all, panting] Be unforgettable! 570 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,583 [Ronak] I said, what's our goal? 571 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,541 [all] Be unforgettable! 572 00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:04,958 [woman 1] I think I'm gonna vom! 573 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:07,500 [man 1] I can't keep going. My nipples are bleeding. 574 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,458 [Ronak] Anyone bitching is gonna get 20 more burpees. 575 00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:12,791 Okay. 576 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,708 That wasn't the worst. 577 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,500 -[woman 2] Just let me die here. -[man 2] Oh, I can't feel my ass. 578 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:19,708 [Ronak] There, there. 579 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:23,458 Every great routine starts with great leads. 580 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,916 But it's not just about being the best dancer. 581 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,375 You have to be the total package. We're talking effortless confidence. 582 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,958 Infectious energy. 583 00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:32,500 Raccoon agility. 584 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,666 -Undeniable charisma. -And the sex appeal of your first cousin. 585 00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,125 But first, let's talk about this year's routine. 586 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:41,208 The theme is… 587 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,875 Bollywood Shaadi: Greatest Hits! 588 00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,500 -[Ronak] Yeah! -[woman] Ooh! 589 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,291 An epic love letter to South Asian weddings. 590 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,833 A classic love story about forbidden romance. 591 00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,250 [snorts] 592 00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:58,500 Sorry. Sorry. Keep going. 593 00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:01,208 No, please. You clearly have thoughts. 594 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:05,166 Well, I'm not trying to be whatever or anything. It's just… 595 00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:08,625 -Isn't this kind of super predictable? -Maya. 596 00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:11,750 I mean, it just sounds like something a white person would think is a good idea. 597 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:12,791 No offense, Harry. 598 00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,583 None taken. I freakin' love it. 599 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:17,125 I'm not trying to be whatever, but what the hell do you know? 600 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,166 -You've never even competed. -Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing. 601 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,666 So is dominating the spelling bee, but you don't see that being a dance theme. 602 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,416 Whoa, spelling bee dance. 603 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,208 [Maya] Our culture is bigger than Bollywood. 604 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:30,708 If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have to do something that feels singular. 605 00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:33,208 Like what? Taking a robot to the face? 606 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,833 [giggling] 607 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,791 Whatever. Anjali agrees with me. 608 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:45,541 Uh… well, I mean, Maya's right. It is a little expected. 609 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:47,250 Uh… but… 610 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,666 there is a lot of potential there, 611 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:53,250 so there's a world where a wedding theme might work. 612 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,500 Anj, are you seriously going Switzerland on me right now? 613 00:31:55,583 --> 00:32:00,041 I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia scores, on average, 60% higher. 614 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:01,750 The judges will love this. 615 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:04,416 Or they'll think we're cliché and extra, so… 616 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,583 [man] Ooh… 617 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,791 Okay. All right. 618 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:12,166 I see. You think all this is beneath you. 619 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:15,000 You think that Bollywood is too flashy, 620 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,083 too over the top to be worth your time? 621 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:22,291 Thing is, extra isn't an insult in this world, Maya. It's the point. 622 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:24,541 -'Cause life is extra. -[Harry] Mm-hmm. 623 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:29,041 You're not sad when your mother dies. You're… you're shattered, right? 624 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:32,375 You're not happy when you fall in love. You're euphoric! 625 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:34,625 That's how it actually feels. 626 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:37,791 Bollywood is a celebration of being extra, 627 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:41,375 because to be extra… is to be human. 628 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:45,125 [laughing] If you think that's tacky, I don't know what to tell you. 629 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:48,083 But, look, the floor is open if you got a better idea. 630 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,958 Bollywood Shaadi it is. 631 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,916 Two leads, bride and groom. 632 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,583 Hands up if you wanna be considered for the groom. 633 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:00,708 Oh! 634 00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,500 Really? The white boy? 635 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:04,625 And hands up for the bride. 636 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,833 Deepica. Sumi. 637 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,750 Maya. 638 00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:14,750 Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up. 639 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:18,875 -Oh, I'm good. -Come on. Don't be boring. 640 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:27,041 Dude. Go for it. 641 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:30,958 There we go. 642 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:35,291 [Deepica] Perfect. Voting ends after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta. 643 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:37,125 -That's what I heard too. -Harry. 644 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:38,333 -[speaks Hindi] -Mmm? 645 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,208 [in English] Don't tell anyone, but you got my vote for lead. 646 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,166 -For real? -Yeah. 647 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,791 You've been crushing it. [speaks Hindi] 648 00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:45,000 -Thanks, bhai. -[women laugh] 649 00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,916 What the… That's actually racist. Harry, don't listen to his bullshit. 650 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,750 Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso leading the Bollywood team? No offense. 651 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,041 Better than Indian Tupac. 652 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,708 We all know those are glamor muscles, useless in real combat. 653 00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:57,541 Okay! That's enough! 654 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,458 ["Drop Top Beater" by Pertinence playing] 655 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,791 [Ronak] Five, six, seven, eight. 656 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,208 Ah, ah, ah. 657 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:07,125 ♪ Drop top, pawn shop Will I sell it? Hell, nah ♪ 658 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,208 Stop. Stop! 659 00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,541 -Christ, we look like a Zumba class. -The newbs were all over the place. 660 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:14,458 Okay, well, that half of the team is being geriatric as hell. 661 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,166 Come on. No fighting in front of the white people. 662 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,916 Bossman, half the team's out for midterms. Why are we doing this show? 663 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,833 We need the money. 664 00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:24,333 -Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons. -Okay. Uh… I'm gonna cancel. 665 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:25,916 -We can't be seen like this. -What? No… 666 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,208 [woman giggles] Oh! Look at these losers. 667 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:30,208 I couldn't agree more. 668 00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:31,208 Selena. 669 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:35,375 -What the hell are you doing here? -Okay, hostile. 670 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,291 -Always so serious, this one. -You better not be filming. 671 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,375 You think we came here to bite your choreo? 672 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,375 Stole everything else I showed you. 673 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:45,125 And won a championship and a microbrand deal with the Gap, 674 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,208 so maybe I'm just, 675 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:48,000 I don't know, better? 676 00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:50,500 I knew this was a rebuilding year, 677 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,458 but this is just pathetic. 678 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,875 Taking in TikTok leftovers. 679 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,958 Mmm. You must be really desperate. 680 00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:01,500 Not as desperate as driving to a school you don't even go to 681 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,125 to spy on the competition. 682 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,083 -[Selena giggles] -Ooh! 683 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,916 But I'm not seeing any competition. 684 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,125 How about you guys? 685 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:12,583 [in Hindi] All I see is a jackass trying really hard to be cool again. 686 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:13,791 [laughs] 687 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,875 The hell did you call my friend? 688 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:20,291 Hey, white boy! You deaf? 689 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,750 Or is your Hindi not that good? 690 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:25,375 My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk! 691 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,875 Piece of shit! 692 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,041 [all clamoring] 693 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,250 -Get him! -[Ronak] Hey, hey! 694 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,416 [man 1] Stop! 695 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,583 What the hell is goin' on here? 696 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:34,458 I didn't pay you to fight. I paid you to dance, 697 00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:37,000 so the university thinks we're welcoming to students of color. 698 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:40,208 Yeah, we got suspended because they think we can't tell you guys apart. 699 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,750 [man 1] Y'all ready to go up or what? 700 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:43,458 If not, you better Venmo me back the money. 701 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,916 -Oh, we're different teams, man. -Oh, no! Please, don't. 702 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,750 We're super poor, and we really need the money. 703 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:51,541 Is it okay if just the three of us go on and perform? 704 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:54,000 I don't care. Just make it look cool. 705 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:58,041 ["Enjoy Enjaami" by DJ Snake, Dhee, feat. Arivu andamp; Santhosh Narayanan playing] 706 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,583 This is insane. We gotta respond. 707 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:23,500 -Let's put bleach in their water bottles. -What? No. I meant with a routine. 708 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,208 Yeah, me too. 709 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,875 Look, our routine is nowhere near ready. 710 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:30,250 If a half-assed version of it leaks online and a judge sees it, we're screwed. 711 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,666 [mocking] "We're screwed." 712 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:35,166 -You're not gonna let it go, are you? -Nope. 713 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:37,000 -We're going rogue, aren't we? -That's right. 714 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,875 -I can't talk you out of it? Okay. -Nah. 715 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,833 -[Vishal] Yo, what are they doing? -[Ronak] Hey. Where are you guys goin'? 716 00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:55,416 Watch out. 717 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,375 [all exclaim] 718 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,166 [gasping and laughter] 719 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,083 Hey, my turn. 720 00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:06,291 All yours, Anj. 721 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,333 Got you. 722 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:09,250 [cheering] 723 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:11,041 Ooh-hoo! 724 00:37:17,041 --> 00:37:18,875 [loud cheering] 725 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,333 [Harry] We gotta see this. 726 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,833 [all chanting] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 727 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:53,208 Hey! Hey! Hey! 728 00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:55,291 -[music stops] -[cheering] 729 00:37:56,125 --> 00:38:00,083 Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy while he was passed out. Legends. 730 00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:03,041 Oh, and the look on Selena's face. I mean, she was speechless. 731 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,541 Steak night, baby! 732 00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,666 -Yeah. -I can't tonight. I have that problem set. 733 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,458 Oh. Uh, you know what, guys? 734 00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:11,250 We'll rain check. We're gonna have a ramen night tonight. 735 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,125 [Harry] Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics. 736 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,416 [Nirbhay] Send "noods." Get it? 737 00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,333 Nerds. 738 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,875 Hey, Anj. 739 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,083 Thanks for sticking by me tonight. 740 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,333 I got you! Always. 741 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:28,000 But my bladder is about to burst. I'm gonna go look for a restroom. 742 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,541 All right. Okay. 743 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,000 [upbeat pop music playing] 744 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,750 [Dimple] But didn't it feel so good to beat Selena's ass? 745 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:37,916 [Ronak] Of course it did. 746 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,666 But I specifically asked Maya not to engage, and she did it anyway. 747 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,291 Like, literally, she finds every opportunity to undermine me. 748 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,500 [Dimple] Okay. The votes are in. 749 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,125 Five votes for Vishal, 750 00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,458 six for Harry, 751 00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:52,041 and 11 for Ronak. 752 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:53,333 Ronak is the groom lead. 753 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,458 [Ronak] And for the bride? 754 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,875 [Dimple] Uh… one for Deepica. 755 00:38:56,958 --> 00:38:58,541 Two for Sumi. 756 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,291 -Sumi? -Four for me. 757 00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:02,666 Seven for Anjali. 758 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,375 And eight for Maya. 759 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:08,000 -You're kidding me. -Seriously? 760 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:09,041 No, check it again. 761 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:11,250 [Deepica] Drone Strike is gonna be the face of our team? 762 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,000 [Dimple] Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for? 763 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,833 -Anjali. -Deeps, how about you? 764 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:16,041 I voted for myself. 765 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:21,208 You know, Deeps, it's not against the rules to change your vote to Anjali. 766 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:26,000 If you did, she and Maya would be tied, and the captain is… 767 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,416 …the captain is the tie… 768 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:33,500 The captain is the tiebreaker! Ronak, you can make Anjali lead. 769 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,041 I mean, technically, that is all aboveboard. 770 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:42,375 -[Dimple] Totally not breaking any rules. -[Deepica] Uh-uh. 771 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,916 Anjali, she just feels like a lead. She's so positive and so-- 772 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,250 So beautiful! So elegant! Just looking like a wow! 773 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:52,666 -[both giggle] -I mean, Anjali does have lead energy. 774 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,041 And Maya's impossible to control. 775 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:58,458 [Dimple] Plus, if the judges have to stare at Maya's goofy ass front and center, 776 00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,833 we're never gonna win. 777 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:01,291 [poignant music playing] 778 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,708 I've thought about this deeply. I'm changing my vote to Anjali. 779 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:16,333 Hey! 780 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:17,916 Whatcha doin'? 781 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,041 Nothing. Just sitting on this soft, soft grass. 782 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,750 [laughs] That was so fun. 783 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,875 Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really. 784 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,875 Thanks. 785 00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,500 Hey. You okay? 786 00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,000 It's nothing. 787 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,250 I just, um… 788 00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:42,125 -I just overheard the team, uh, talking. -[phone buzzes] 789 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,083 Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom. 790 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:45,625 Oh, yeah. 791 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,666 Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team. 792 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,625 I made lead. 793 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,416 [laughs] 794 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,916 I made lead! 795 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:57,291 Oh my God! 796 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,875 -Dude, congrats! -Really? 797 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,791 -Are you sure you're cool with this? -Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 798 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:06,250 I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too. 799 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,333 Yeah, but 800 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,708 you got more votes. 801 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,375 Still, I just wanna make sure… 802 00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:16,416 -I am so happy for you. Okay? -[Anjali laughs] 803 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,708 Oh my God! 804 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,041 But there are more pressing matters to discuss, 805 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:23,375 such as you owe me some mother-F'ing Taco Bell. 806 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:24,791 -[laughs] -Pay up. I'm hungry. 807 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:27,166 -[phone buzzes] -Oh, speak of the devil. 808 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:29,666 Check your e-mail. I think you've got a committee assignment. 809 00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:30,791 [Maya] Hmm? 810 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,708 Hello? [laughs] 811 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:36,083 Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped! 812 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:38,166 [funky electronic music playing] 813 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,541 [Arjun] You know what the best part is? 814 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:51,000 You only need one coat of this sealant to get that really nice sheen. 815 00:41:51,083 --> 00:41:53,708 Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss. 816 00:41:53,791 --> 00:41:55,291 Ain't that a bitch. 817 00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,666 -Thank you, young man. -[Arjun] Hey, you are welcome, sir. 818 00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:01,708 I say this with great respect. 819 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:03,250 You look like a Minion. 820 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,250 [laughs] 821 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,958 And I say this with great respect. 822 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:06,958 A-banana! 823 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,125 [chuckles] 824 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,166 -No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig. -[Maya] Hm. 825 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,750 The boomers treat me like a genius, 826 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,541 and they even let me work on my own projects. 827 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,583 [Maya] Oh! What kind of projects? 828 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,666 -Uh, ever heard of Nunya? -[Maya] Mm? 829 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:20,833 Nunya business? 830 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:23,708 Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm! 831 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,791 [laughs] So, we talking chicken coops or bird houses? 832 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,750 Which technically, in theory, is also a bird house. 833 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,500 Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects? 834 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:36,125 -Okay. Come on. Come on. -Yes. 835 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,791 This is a Chandigarh chair. 836 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:40,458 So, after the British left, 837 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:43,291 Nehru wanted India to move forward, andnot be stuck in the past, 838 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:46,916 so he commissions all this cool, modern furniture for the government to use. 839 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,541 And some of these babies sell for, like, two grand a pop. 840 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,708 All right, settle down, Bob the Builder. 841 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:57,666 Unfortunately, this makes you… the perfect person for me to bother. 842 00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:00,416 I need to make this doli for our corny-ass routine. 843 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,708 [Arjun] Wait, hold on a second. 844 00:43:01,791 --> 00:43:04,541 Ronak put you on props? I thought you were trying out for the lead. 845 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,833 Emphasis on "tried." 846 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,291 Shit. I'm sorry, dude. 847 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:13,000 Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever did get it sucks, like, as a person. 848 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:15,958 I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch, and use speakerphone in public, 849 00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:17,375 and complain about subtitles. 850 00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,875 -They picked Anjali. -Oh my God. That is amazing. 851 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,250 We love her. Okay. 852 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:27,625 You know what? I say let's pimp this thing out a bit. 853 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:31,000 But, first of all, we are gonna need some special pins for these hinges. 854 00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:32,625 Your team is gonna lose their shit. 855 00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,333 [upbeat pop music playing] 856 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:37,875 Maya, we were filming the intro video. What are we doin' here? 857 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:40,875 Dude, just breathe and unclench before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm? 858 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:43,708 Not possible. They're heavily starched. 859 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:44,833 [music fades] 860 00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:47,875 Okay. Anyway, I've got something cool to show you guys. 861 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:53,041 Something that's gonna make those trust fund losers at USC cower. 862 00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:55,000 Presenting… 863 00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,541 the doli! 864 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000 -[gasping] -Ooh! 865 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:03,166 Maya, this looks nothing like the pictures I sent you. 866 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,416 Okay, well, just… 867 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,583 Here. 868 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,583 When Anjali gets on… Right? 869 00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:10,208 [whirring] 870 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,083 [roaring] 871 00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,375 [burst of Bollywood music] 872 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:16,750 Huh? 873 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:17,833 This is fire. 874 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:21,500 If we're stuck doing a wedding theme, we might as well do it with some panache. 875 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:22,958 Absolutely not. 876 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:24,833 But why? 877 00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,750 We asked for something traditional and elegant. 878 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,416 Not a vaping tiger. 879 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:31,291 It's a fog machine blowing flower petals. It's not that deep. 880 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,375 We haven't even practiced with this thing. 881 00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:35,625 Okay? I can't have unknown variables messing us up. 882 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,750 Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak. 883 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:41,791 That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job to make us stand out, not yours. 884 00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:46,416 We leave for San Diego in 24 hours. Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone. 885 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,541 This is also the easiest exam of the year. 886 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:53,875 It only gets harder, so plan accordingly. 887 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:57,000 I'm not trying to put a target on your back, but you set the curve. 888 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,500 Sleep with one eye open. 889 00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:00,458 Anjali… 890 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,625 Stay as long as you need. 891 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,416 [crowd cheering] 892 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,083 -[dramatic music playing] -[woman] It's time to strap in. 893 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,166 Competition season starts now. 894 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:18,583 Over 100 teams. 895 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:21,791 Over 2,000 dancers. 896 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:23,750 But tonight, 897 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:26,500 only the best move forward. 898 00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:28,791 [crowd cheering] 899 00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,125 UCLA, on deck! 900 00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,166 [shouting] All right! 901 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,750 Vishal! Last look on costumes. Come on, man! 902 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,375 Maya, don't forget to check the doli. 903 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,541 -Dude, I am right here. -Oh. 904 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:39,708 Yo, is it true that Selena got some crypto billionaire to fund their team? 905 00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:42,750 Yeah, but he made them redo their entire routine to be about climate change. 906 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:44,333 -She's so cooked. -[Dimple] Good one! 907 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:47,625 [announcer] Next up, we've got the coldest killers on the circuit, 908 00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,416 the reigning champions, USC Tamasha! 909 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,041 -[cheering and applause] -[Nirbhay] What the hell? 910 00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,375 [wind whistling] 911 00:45:56,458 --> 00:46:00,541 [Selena, echoing] This is the story of the first man who climbed Mount Everest. 912 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:05,500 This is not the story of the first man who made it back alive. 913 00:46:05,583 --> 00:46:06,458 [laughs] 914 00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,541 ["Mount Everest" by Labrinth playing] 915 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,958 [man 1] ♪ Mount Everest Ain't got shit on me ♪ 916 00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:27,083 ♪ Mount Everest ain't got shit on me ♪ 917 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,625 ♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world ♪ 918 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:32,500 ♪ I'm on top of the world ♪ 919 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:33,458 ♪ Yeah ♪ 920 00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,666 [audience cheering] 921 00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,833 ["Big Dawgs" by Hanumankind andamp; Kalmi playing] 922 00:46:53,583 --> 00:46:55,833 ♪ Wait a minute Get it how you live it ♪ 923 00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:58,208 ♪ Ten toes in When we standing on business ♪ 924 00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:00,875 -[woman] Get him! -[man 2] He's escaping! 925 00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:04,166 ♪ I'm a big stepper, underground methods ♪ 926 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,458 ♪ Top-notch hoes get the most Not the lesser ♪ 927 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:21,375 [cheering] 928 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,958 [man 2] We have the human. 929 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,500 [Selena] Bring him to me. 930 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,083 ♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute Get, get, get, get it how you live it ♪ 931 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:39,083 ♪ Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business ♪ 932 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,625 -[music stops] -[audience cheering and applauding] 933 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,708 [announcer] USC Tamasha! 934 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:54,625 She just murdered you, Ronak. That's crazy. 935 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:58,791 -[Anjali] They are really good. -[announcer] Ready for the next dance? 936 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:01,083 Come on. Let's just let this thing rip. 937 00:48:01,166 --> 00:48:04,541 We should be pulling out all the stops, hmm? 938 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,750 Could we just stick to the plan this time? 939 00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:13,500 I'm just really nervous about this. I want it to go well. 940 00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:15,166 Okay, yeah, totally. 941 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:19,458 Hey. 942 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:22,083 You're gonna do great. 943 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:25,208 Coming to the stage, last year's Best of the Best runners-up, 944 00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:27,833 UCLA Agni! 945 00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,625 [applause and cheering] 946 00:48:29,708 --> 00:48:31,458 ["Thoda Resham Lagta Hai" by Lata Mangeshkar] 947 00:48:31,541 --> 00:48:34,375 [Dimple] Their love was forbidden. 948 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,166 She had everything to lose. 949 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,000 He had nothing to lose. 950 00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:44,000 But desire doesn't ask for permission. 951 00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,791 [lyrics in Hindi] 952 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,250 ["Addictive" by Truth Hurts feat. Rakim playing] 953 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,375 ♪ He keeps me guessing ♪ 954 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,458 -♪ Guessing ♪ -♪ Spontaneous ♪ 955 00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:31,625 -♪That's how he is ♪ -♪ He's so persuasive ♪ 956 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:34,208 -♪ So persuasive ♪ -♪ And I'm his lady ♪ 957 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:36,250 [cheering and applause] 958 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,541 [Ronak] Will you be mine in this life and the next? 959 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:47,458 [Anjali] Any life without you isn't worth living. 960 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,000 [Dimple] But they were too late. 961 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:55,583 Asha's parents had already betrothed her to the diplomat's son. 962 00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,666 ["Bole Chudiyan" by Udit Narayan et al. playing] 963 00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:59,750 [lyrics in Hindi] 964 00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:12,958 Fantastic dress. 965 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,166 [Harry] Choose honor, Asha. 966 00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:19,625 [Ronak] Choose passion. 967 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:21,875 ♪ Thinkin' of a master plan ♪ 968 00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:25,083 ♪ You know anything you need, baby Ask your man ♪ 969 00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:27,166 [Bollywood songs reprise] 970 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:36,083 ["Thoda Resham Lagta Hai" reprises] 971 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,541 -[roaring] -[Ronak] What the… 972 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,708 Oh! 973 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:04,625 [Ronak] I love you, Asha! 974 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,875 [Anjali] I love you more, Rehan! 975 00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:09,375 [Dimple] Can anyone see? 976 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,708 -[Nirbhay] I have asthma! -[Deepica] Dimple, where are you? 977 00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:15,041 -[Nirbhay coughing] Mummy! -[Vishal] Oh! Harry, watch out! 978 00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:16,541 -[Maya gasps] -[Nirbhay] Oh my God! 979 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,041 -Aah! -[Anjali shrieks] 980 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:19,666 -[Nirbhay] Shit. -[Ronak] Anjali! 981 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,375 [Anjali shrieking] 982 00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:24,000 -[Ronak] Oh! No, no, no, no! -[wailing] 983 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:25,958 -No! Ow, ow, ow! -[Ronak] No! Stop! 984 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,708 -Stop! -[Anjali] Ow! 985 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,125 Keep dancing! 986 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:30,458 -[Anjali screams] -[Ronak] Oh no! 987 00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:32,125 No! Wait, hold on! 988 00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,291 -[laughing] -[Ronak] Stop, stop! 989 00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:35,833 -No! No! -[Anjali shrieks] 990 00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:38,500 -[Sumi] I got it. Go. -[Anjali wailing] No, no, no! No! 991 00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:39,958 [whimpering] 992 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,500 [scattered applause] 993 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:45,291 [laughter] 994 00:51:45,958 --> 00:51:49,375 -That was so embarrassing! -No, that was so, so bad. 995 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,791 -Who messed up? Harry, was it you? -What the hell happened, everyone? 996 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:55,916 Guys, I… I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry. 997 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,333 I genuinely have no idea how that happened. 998 00:51:58,416 --> 00:51:59,250 -[gasping] 999 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:00,291 -[man] Oh, my… -What? 1000 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,750 Anjali… 1001 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,041 What? 1002 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:06,916 I was raised not to comment on women's appearances, but goddamn! 1003 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,625 -Uh… -[Anjali] Nirbhay, what? 1004 00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:10,458 Nirbhay… 1005 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,916 [screams] 1006 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,916 Oh, where's my hair? 1007 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,875 My God, where's my hair? Where did it go? 1008 00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,416 Why is there a hole right here? 1009 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,083 -Where is my hair? Where did… -It was the only way. 1010 00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:26,500 I, I, I… It's, uh, interesting. It looks good. 1011 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,458 -Shit, shit. -[Anjali] Okay. It's just hair. 1012 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,708 It was an accident, and maybe I can make it look cool. 1013 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,583 -I can make it look cool, right? -[Dimple] Yes. 1014 00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,791 -[Anjali] Tell me it'll grow back! -Very chic… 1015 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:35,875 [whispers] This is so bad. 1016 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:37,708 -But you're so pretty. -We can make it nice… 1017 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:40,666 -You turned it on, didn't you? -[Anjali] No, Ronak, it was an accident! 1018 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,708 It was an accident. Right? 1019 00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:44,291 [breathing shakily] 1020 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,041 Right? 1021 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:48,583 I'm sorry. 1022 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,041 I'm so, so sorry. 1023 00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:53,625 -That wasn't meant to happen. -[Ronak] What were you thinking? 1024 00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:56,666 It is a miracle that she's not in the hospital! 1025 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:59,041 And you completely screwed our chances at placing. 1026 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,750 I didn't want us to just place, you know, I wanted us to win-- 1027 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:03,083 Well, congrats on doing neither! 1028 00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:04,833 We weren't gonna beat USC. 1029 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,583 That's not your call to make! 1030 00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:08,333 [faint applause] 1031 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:13,083 You're off the team. 1032 00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:15,541 -What? -What? 1033 00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:18,000 I said, 1034 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,750 I'm kicking your ass off the team. 1035 00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:22,166 Are you serious? 1036 00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:25,458 Look, every team has one, okay? 1037 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:27,500 The ball hog with the big attitude. 1038 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,416 Big opinions and zero solutions, 1039 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,541 and the mistake that most captains make is they give them a pass 1040 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,125 because they're talented. 1041 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,291 And you are talented, Maya. 1042 00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:38,875 But not enough to be worth the trouble. 1043 00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,416 [melancholy music playing] 1044 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,541 -Okay, let's see what we can… -It's okay. 1045 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,208 [woman] This is devastating. 1046 00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:56,541 UCLA plummets to 54th place. 1047 00:53:56,625 --> 00:54:01,541 With finals next month, it's safe to say their season is over. 1048 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:05,000 [sighs] Ronak, is getting back in this even possible? 1049 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,166 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 1050 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:11,375 If we get first or second in Berkeley, we technically would have enough points. 1051 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:14,208 Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip. 1052 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:17,666 -We don't have the money. -Is SASA doing the date auction this year? 1053 00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:19,333 [Dimple] Yeah, next weekend. 1054 00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:22,416 We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up to raise enough, but… 1055 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,791 Hey, can we talk? 1056 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,458 Yeah. Yeah. 1057 00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:32,666 -Yeah. What's up? -Okay. Um… 1058 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,708 So I think you should reconsider kicking Maya off the team. 1059 00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:37,958 [Ronak] Not happening. 1060 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:40,125 I'm furious, and you should be too. 1061 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,125 I look like a flea-market Barbie doll. 1062 00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,125 Trust me, I'm pissed. 1063 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:50,833 I know she messed up, but kicking her out is not the move. 1064 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:54,250 She's the most creative dancer on the team, and everyone knows it. 1065 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,083 If they were smarter, they would have voted her lead to begin with. 1066 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:00,833 No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer, 1067 00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:02,416 and you deserve to be the lead. 1068 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,875 Then don't I deserve a say in who's on the team? 1069 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,958 [Maya] You didn't see everyone. Chaos and confusion. 1070 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:11,583 Just fog everywhere, flower petals everywhere. 1071 00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:12,666 It was a lot, man. 1072 00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:14,625 That's no reason to kick you off the team. 1073 00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:15,750 We're in 54th place. 1074 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,833 Oh my God! That is bad. 1075 00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:19,791 -I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point. -What? 1076 00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:22,208 -Honestly. -Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on. 1077 00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:25,625 Okay, well, they'd be in first place if they'd just made you lead from the start. 1078 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:27,416 Yeah, well… [scoffs] 1079 00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:30,500 -Well, what? -No, nothing. 1080 00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:32,666 -Sounds like somethin'. -[sighs] 1081 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,500 I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple tallying up the votes. 1082 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:39,250 I won lead, but then they switched it to Anjali 1083 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:42,625 'cause she has more, uh… lead energy or whatever. 1084 00:55:43,416 --> 00:55:44,666 Are you serious? 1085 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:47,000 You're only lead energy. 1086 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,875 Your stage presence is magnetic. 1087 00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:53,041 Okay? When you're up there, locked in, hittin' those moves, doing your thing-- 1088 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,708 -[crunching] -Oh my God. 1089 00:55:55,791 --> 00:55:57,375 -I am so sorry. -Are you okay? 1090 00:55:57,458 --> 00:56:00,750 There is actually a surprising amount of hair in this wheel, okay? 1091 00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:03,791 It is like a locker room shower drain. Look at that. 1092 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:04,875 Jeez. 1093 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,500 You need to tell Anjali. 1094 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,208 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I cannot do that to her. Okay? 1095 00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:12,875 She really likes Ronak, all right? I mean, look. 1096 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,458 She has been fawning all over him 1097 00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:18,458 because he got her this weird Paddington knockoff. 1098 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:21,250 -[Arjun] Oh my God. -What? 1099 00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:23,583 Wait. You don't know what this is? 1100 00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:25,708 A bear? 1101 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,833 I'm sure that's supposed to be the Koh-i-Noor diamond. 1102 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:32,125 The diamond the British stole from India that is famously known for being bad luck. 1103 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,833 Every ruler who has ever owned the Koh-i-Noor diamond, 1104 00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:38,708 from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh, they all saw their empires crumble. 1105 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,041 That is not a cute teddy bear. 1106 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:43,333 That is a cursed colonial diamond. 1107 00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:45,375 So that's what you do without a phone. 1108 00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:48,416 You read and shit. [snorts] You think you're better than me? 1109 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,125 Honestly, yeah. Kinda. 1110 00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:57,791 I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali, but you deserve to be lead. 1111 00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:04,541 I need to get back to wrapping this gift. 1112 00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:07,583 ["Perfect Crime" by Joy Crookes playing] 1113 00:57:07,666 --> 00:57:09,875 ♪ I'm a killer I'm a killer, I'm a killer ♪ 1114 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,958 ♪ Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror ♪ 1115 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,250 ♪ I won't get caught this time ♪ 1116 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,541 ♪ Commit the perfect crime ♪ 1117 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,958 ♪ I'm a killer I'm a killer, I'm a killer… ♪ 1118 00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:20,458 Yo, yo, yo. 1119 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:23,458 -Mmm? Mmm? -Oh, you didn't have to do anything. 1120 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,583 All right, come on. Open it. Open it. 1121 00:57:26,083 --> 00:57:28,750 I sewed in some of your hair to it, so it should match. 1122 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:31,708 Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress, 1123 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:35,708 so Ronak will be too busy looking down there instead of up… here. 1124 00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,125 I'm really sorry. 1125 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:43,208 I really appreciate it. But no more surprises, yeah? 1126 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:45,916 -Mm-hmm. -[horn blares] 1127 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,666 ♪ I like brown girls with an accent… ♪ 1128 00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:49,500 Hey, baby girl! 1129 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,791 Get that cute butt and fugly hair over here! 1130 00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,583 What are you guys doing here? 1131 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,583 Kidnapping you for a spa day at the Hinoki salon. 1132 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,041 Are you serious? 1133 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,958 We have to do something about that hair. You look like you licked a car battery. 1134 00:58:02,041 --> 00:58:05,541 -[Dimple] Safeties gotta stick together. -The hell's a safety? 1135 00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:08,583 If no one bids on us at the date auction, we bid on each other for safety. 1136 00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:10,458 I can't right now. We have class. 1137 00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,041 So skip it. 1138 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:15,500 Anj, you do have to do that online quiz too, remember? 1139 00:58:15,583 --> 00:58:16,916 Yeah, I know, I… 1140 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,916 Could you just do it for me? Just this once? 1141 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,291 -Dude… -I know. I've said that before. 1142 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:29,208 But, hey, you… kind of owe me. I spoke to Ronak. 1143 00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:32,041 -He said you could rejoin the team. -Really? 1144 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,333 -Wait, what? -Ronak said that? 1145 00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:35,583 Yeah! All you have to do is sign up for the date auction. 1146 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:39,500 Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that. 1147 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,416 Why? I thought you'd be pumped. 1148 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,875 Look, if you come, I promise I'll be your safety. 1149 00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:48,208 -There's nothing to be scared of. -Okay. 1150 00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,125 I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it. 1151 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:55,500 I'm really grateful that you talked to Ronak for me, but… I'm good. 1152 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000 So… 1153 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,416 Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously. 1154 00:59:00,916 --> 00:59:04,500 Go have a fun spa day with Double D. 1155 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,041 Are you sure? 1156 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:09,625 -Yeah. Have fun. -♪ Brown boys with no brown friends ♪ 1157 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:11,625 -♪ Think they light-skinned… ♪ -Okay, Anj, get in. 1158 00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,500 [Deepica] Double D. I kind of like that. 1159 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,333 [Dimple] Absolutely not. 1160 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:17,416 ["I Like the Way You Kiss Me" by Artemas playing] 1161 00:59:23,833 --> 00:59:25,208 [Ronak] Don't tell me that. 1162 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:30,958 I mean, that is top-notch choreo. They were crisp. They were sharp. 1163 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,833 Wow. You look… 1164 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:38,291 -Stunning? -Hot? 1165 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,625 -Gorgeous? -Dare I say, the moment? 1166 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,416 Be honest. Do I look like Dora the Explorer joined a sorority? 1167 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,416 I mean… vamonos. 1168 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,958 Hmm. Okay, stop flirting. Everyone, let's get to the ballroom. 1169 00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,625 We're at tables six and eight. 1170 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,875 Make sure to fill out your questionnaires, okay? Let's go, chop-chop. 1171 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:55,875 Wait, hold on. 1172 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,958 Did you speak to Maya? 1173 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:03,750 Who won our little wager? 1174 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:06,500 Unfortunately, you did. 1175 01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:09,750 Sorry. I mean, I hate to say I told you so, 1176 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,666 but I knew she wasn't coming back. 1177 01:00:12,291 --> 01:00:13,458 But now you… 1178 01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:15,125 you owe me a mojito. 1179 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:19,125 ♪ I can tell you miss me I can tell it hits, hits, hits ♪ 1180 01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,625 ♪ Not tryna be romantic I'll hit it from the back ♪ 1181 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:24,083 ♪ Just so you don't get attached… ♪ 1182 01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:28,083 I just gotta say you guys look great, and I appreciate you doing this. 1183 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:31,291 The number we're trying to hit tonight is three grand, so… 1184 01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:34,333 -♪ Ooh, can you make it loud? ♪ -♪ Loud ♪ 1185 01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,833 ♪ 'Cause I'm so proud Baby, I'm so proud of you ♪ 1186 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:43,333 Nice to have you back, Maya. 1187 01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416 Nice to be back. 1188 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:48,500 I mean, who doesn't love selling their body for bus fare? Right? 1189 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,916 Oh my God, I love your sari. 1190 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,125 Your hair. Dude, awesome. 1191 01:00:57,666 --> 01:01:02,625 Welcome to the 25th annual SASA winter formal and date auction. 1192 01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:08,708 Unfortunately, the board decided not to have us host this year. 1193 01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:10,250 -Which is absurd! -[feedback squeals] 1194 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,791 [Ayesha] Welcome your new host for this evening, 1195 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:14,500 Professor Latif. 1196 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,458 -[slams mic down] -Have fun. 1197 01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:18,791 -[Latif] Hey. Thank you. I, uh… -[woman] That girl's scary. 1198 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,375 I don't love the optics of this either. 1199 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:22,625 Let's try to get through tonight as quickly as possible 1200 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,833 and let's not have a lawsuit. 1201 01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:28,791 Up first, he is captain of Masala, the all-male Hindi a cappella team. 1202 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:31,500 -Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta. -[cheering] 1203 01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:32,666 [upbeat music playing] 1204 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,458 [Latif] Gaurav likes capoeira, 1205 01:01:34,541 --> 01:01:37,000 and he thinks Timothée Chalamet is a psyop. 1206 01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:39,458 Okay. Let's start at $20, and I'm being generous. 1207 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:41,916 Sold for 20! 1208 01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:46,625 He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses. 1209 01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,833 Yes! There we go! Sold for $30! 1210 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,916 There's someone for everyone here, folks. 1211 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,333 Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low. 1212 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:54,583 Thank you! $60! 1213 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,041 Sold for $30. 1214 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,666 Sold to the pervert in the back! 1215 01:01:57,750 --> 01:02:00,500 Okay, we're moving. Let's give it up for Team Agni. 1216 01:02:00,583 --> 01:02:03,666 All right, it is a school event. Let's stand up, please. Thank you. 1217 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,416 -[woman] Take it off, white boy! -[Latif] No, keep it on, please. 1218 01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:08,916 And now for the men over six feet. 1219 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,958 We start with 20. 30. 35. I'll take 40. 1220 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:12,416 40… 70! 1221 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,666 They're into it. 1222 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,750 I know. Imagine what his mirror is like. 1223 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,041 He is really into himself. 1224 01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:19,000 As Indians, we have a problem staring. 1225 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,500 But, uh, this is a lot. 1226 01:02:21,458 --> 01:02:22,875 But it could be good. 1227 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,541 In the sense that she will see you for who you are. 1228 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,833 There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her blink yet, but you did the right thing. 1229 01:02:28,916 --> 01:02:31,083 Guys, you get two women for the price of one. 1230 01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:33,083 Don't think… Scratch that. 1231 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,250 -320! 320! -[wild cheering] 1232 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:36,250 -340! 340! -Yeah! 1233 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:38,291 360 up here. 1234 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:39,208 400! 1235 01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:41,458 Sold for 400! 1236 01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,875 -Maya, you're on deck. -[Latif] We gotta close out big. 1237 01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:46,250 -Sorry. Okay. -[Latif] Here we go. Let's keep going. 1238 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,125 Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj. 1239 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:50,500 [applause fading] 1240 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,541 -[Latif whispers] Maya. -Huh? 1241 01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,791 Maya Krishnaraj, you guys. 1242 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:01,458 Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major, 1243 01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:05,000 and her favorite snack is Flamin' Hot Cheetos. 1244 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:06,166 So… 1245 01:03:07,208 --> 01:03:08,958 Let's start at $20. 1246 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:10,291 Um… Sorry, sorry. 1247 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:11,458 Uh, sorry. 1248 01:03:11,541 --> 01:03:15,083 One sec. Can… can I just say real quick, like, real quick… 1249 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,250 Um… 1250 01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:20,250 This is weird, right? [laughs] 1251 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,125 Like, what are we doing? 1252 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:25,916 I thought date auctions were canceled, like with plantation weddings and stuff. 1253 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,958 Uh… so, you know, I… I just think we should maybe do a little soul-searching 1254 01:03:30,041 --> 01:03:31,291 and ask ourselves, 1255 01:03:31,791 --> 01:03:33,583 why are we so okay with this? 1256 01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:37,208 Are we not a part of the problem? 1257 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,458 Is this 1258 01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,125 our plantation? 1259 01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:48,916 -Yeah. -Thank you so much, Maya, for that… poem. 1260 01:03:49,416 --> 01:03:53,458 Let's start at $20. $20. 1261 01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:56,958 -[Dimple] The princess has arrived! -[all cheering] 1262 01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:58,833 -Whoo! -Whoo! 1263 01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,958 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 1264 01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:03,750 Okay, why don't you do this every time I come into a room? 1265 01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:09,583 'Cause you just brought our total haul to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley! 1266 01:04:09,666 --> 01:04:11,666 [cheering] 1267 01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,541 We're gonna give the University of Spoiled Children 1268 01:04:14,625 --> 01:04:16,250 something they should've gotten growing up. 1269 01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:19,416 -A proper ass-whoopin'! -Aaah! 1270 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,916 [Ronak] Whoo! 1271 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,125 [Latif] Fifteen. Let's do fif-- 1272 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:26,291 -Okay, can we please just stop? Please. -Guys, repeat after me. 1273 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:29,333 "I bid $50 for a date with Maya." 1274 01:04:29,416 --> 01:04:31,166 -[students gasping] -[woman] Eww! 1275 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,208 -Okay. That's not what I meant. -[murmuring] 1276 01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:36,333 That is something I would say if I weren't her teacher. 1277 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:39,083 You can bid on her because she's an adult. 1278 01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,791 In the sense that she's barely… legal. 1279 01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:43,750 -Uh, scratch that. -Jesus Christ. 1280 01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:45,666 Someone please bid, for the love of God. 1281 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:46,916 [Arjun] A thousand dollars. 1282 01:04:49,041 --> 01:04:50,416 I'm sorry, how much? 1283 01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,958 A thousand… dollars. 1284 01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:56,708 A thousand dollars, going once, going twice… 1285 01:04:56,791 --> 01:04:59,208 Maya, sold for a thousand dollars. 1286 01:04:59,291 --> 01:05:00,291 -[applause] -Uh… 1287 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:03,500 Whatever you have recorded on your phone, please just delete. 1288 01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:11,083 [Arjun] Maya! Maya. 1289 01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:17,125 [Maya] I thought you had work. 1290 01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:19,333 [Arjun] Yeah, I got off early. 1291 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,041 It was either date auction or Frisbee on the quad. 1292 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:26,125 But my Frisbee privileges haven't been reinstated yet, so… 1293 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:28,625 Okay, well, you didn't have to drop a thousand dollars. 1294 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:31,791 [laughs] I don't know what to tell you. It was more fun than I thought, you know? 1295 01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:33,583 Right. Then you know what? 1296 01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:35,666 You can just go back in there. Get a refund. 1297 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,875 I'm pretty sure they said all transactions are final. 1298 01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:39,875 Well, then, you know what? 1299 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,416 I think you got a pretty raw deal. 1300 01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:47,333 Yeah, well, you know what I think? 1301 01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:52,958 I think you are an absolute steal. 1302 01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:55,041 [warm music playing] 1303 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:05,625 So, how about that date? 1304 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:07,916 Like… like, now? 1305 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,583 -I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside? -No. I just… 1306 01:06:10,666 --> 01:06:13,750 Don't let me forget. I have to do a comp sci quiz before midnight. 1307 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,833 Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that as our date night activity. 1308 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:20,041 -Oh, were you really, huh? -Mm-hmm. 1309 01:06:21,375 --> 01:06:22,875 [Maya] Who knew Minions had money? 1310 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,916 [Arjun] It's a collective fund. 1311 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,583 -We're unionized. -[Anjali laughs] 1312 01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:30,041 Okay, I clearly need another drink. 1313 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,416 Well, you're in luck, 'cause I owe you one. 1314 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,500 For what? 1315 01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,833 For losing our bet. I gotta give Maya credit for showing up. 1316 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:40,625 -Oh crap. -What? 1317 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,291 -Crap! -What? 1318 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:45,625 -Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! -Anjali? 1319 01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:53,000 [somber music playing] 1320 01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:57,625 [Anjali] Maya. 1321 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,000 Maya! Hey! 1322 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:03,541 [Maya] What's up? 1323 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:06,541 [Anjali] Uh, I saved you a seat. 1324 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,541 Oh, I came late, so sat up front. 1325 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,458 Yeah. You got home pretty late last night. 1326 01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:13,541 Yeah. 1327 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:16,791 I… I was just worried, is all. 1328 01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:19,500 It's all good. I gotta run. 1329 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:24,791 Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya, I am so, so sorry about the date auction. 1330 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,666 -I don't know what happened. -You bailed on me. Not complicated. 1331 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:30,375 No, no, no, I was planning on coming back, but everyone kept going-- 1332 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:31,958 -I just-- -You promised to be my safety. 1333 01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:35,666 -But got smashed with your friend group. -Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay? 1334 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:37,625 -[sobs] -Uh… 1335 01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:39,416 Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong? 1336 01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:42,875 [Anjali sobs] 1337 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:46,166 I don't wanna make this about me. I'm sorry. 1338 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,291 [crying] 1339 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,666 Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay. Come on. It's okay. 1340 01:07:57,666 --> 01:08:01,083 I don't understand how this happened. I aced this week's homework. 1341 01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:03,583 You did my quiz, and then I wake up to this email. 1342 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:08,541 No, yeah, totally. I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up. 1343 01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:09,875 -Sure. -Right? It has to be. 1344 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,416 We just gotta fix it before my mom finds out. 1345 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:25,041 When your dad left, everybody in the family blamed me. 1346 01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:28,000 I was too intense, too controlling. 1347 01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:29,416 I drove him away. 1348 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:33,666 The world is not forgiving to women. 1349 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,125 It judges us on how we look, how we talk, 1350 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,041 how ambitious we are. 1351 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:45,625 The only thing that allows you to not give a shit what anyone thinks 1352 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,750 is your degree. 1353 01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,583 It's your leverage. 1354 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,166 And I won't let you squander it. 1355 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:58,250 [sighs] You have until the end of the quarter. 1356 01:08:58,333 --> 01:08:59,750 And if you don't get your grades up, 1357 01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:02,375 you're gonna be finishing the year at community college. 1358 01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:06,916 [sighs] 1359 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,458 -I'm so sorry. -Mm-mm. It's not your fault. 1360 01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:12,875 I think it might be my fault. 1361 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,625 Hmm? 1362 01:09:15,291 --> 01:09:16,708 I forgot to do your quiz. 1363 01:09:17,791 --> 01:09:21,541 I am so sorry. It was a complete accident, I swear. 1364 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:26,708 It's just… Arjun wanted to hang out late, and I lost track of time. 1365 01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:29,666 -[both sigh] -Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry. 1366 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:30,750 [Anjali] Mmm. 1367 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,833 [solemn music playing] 1368 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:35,458 It's okay. 1369 01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:38,416 It's okay. 1370 01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:41,750 Uh… Hey, uh, where… where are you going? 1371 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:42,750 I just… 1372 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,041 I just need some air. 1373 01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,416 [sighs] 1374 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,041 [Harry] Breathe out, deep breath. 1375 01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:54,916 -This will center you. -[Sumi] This is so good. 1376 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,708 [man] You've been using it for a while now. 1377 01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:59,583 [Sumi] Okay, a little bit higher. To the left. 1378 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,291 All right, listen up, everyone. 1379 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:02,541 [projector stops] 1380 01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:04,708 [Ronak] As you may have noticed, Anjali is not here, 1381 01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:06,750 and she won't be for the rest of the year. 1382 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:08,583 Because she quit. 1383 01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:10,875 -[Nirbhay] Oh my God. -It's Lyme disease, isn't it? 1384 01:10:10,958 --> 01:10:12,083 Academic probation. 1385 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,208 [all gasp] 1386 01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,250 -[Nirbhay] That's real? -[weights clatter] 1387 01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:18,541 Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot with Berkeley a few weeks out. 1388 01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:20,000 Who's gonna fill in? 1389 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,375 According to the rules, 1390 01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,291 the person who came in second for lead gets bumped up. 1391 01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:27,333 In our case, that person is Maya. 1392 01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:30,666 ["My Old Ways" by Tame Impala playing] 1393 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,833 [Maya] Six, seven, eight! 1394 01:10:32,916 --> 01:10:35,625 One and two and three and four! 1395 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:37,666 Ronak, work that entrance! 1396 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:41,500 -♪ Little present for holdin' on so long ♪ -[woman] …where you change M… 1397 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:43,458 ♪ I could not bear the thought of it ♪ 1398 01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:45,541 -♪ Two days ago… ♪ -…you would calculate… 1399 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:48,291 -Five, six, seven, eight! -♪ Don't think I would forgive myself ♪ 1400 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:51,041 [woman] …and then calculate F based on this new value. 1401 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:54,416 Dimple, be on time for once, yeah? 1402 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,041 [Vishal] Bro, this is not my job. This is Harry's job. 1403 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,500 -[Nirbhay] Shut up, Vishal. I got it. -[Vishal] You sure, bro? 1404 01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:03,583 -Bro, your legs are shivering. -[Nirbhay] Oh my God. 1405 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,458 [Vishal] Go in. You know what, go in… 1406 01:11:05,541 --> 01:11:08,708 Man, I tried to find someone to sub in for my shift, but… 1407 01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,041 -Dude. Stop. -No. 1408 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:11,125 You're all good. 1409 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:15,541 Yeah, but you're finally lead. I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang. 1410 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:18,125 Mm. Well, if you wanna see me "doin' my thang," 1411 01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:20,041 then you can watch the live stream. 1412 01:11:20,541 --> 01:11:22,416 No. No, no. That made me sound like a cam girl. 1413 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,916 You know what? It did, but I would watch it anyway. 1414 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,791 [Vishal] Okay, now Harry shows up. 1415 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,000 -When we're almost done. -Go! 1416 01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,458 -[Dimple] Think fast. -[Nirbhay] Says the guy who isn't under… 1417 01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:34,375 -Um… -[Harry] The reason we were late… 1418 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:37,208 I'm not really good at the PDA thing. 1419 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:39,500 Cool. Yeah. 1420 01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:40,916 -[chuckles] But… -It's fine. 1421 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:43,833 -I will call you when I get there? -Yes. 1422 01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,458 -All right. -Okay. 1423 01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:48,166 -Kick some ass at Berkeley. -[Maya] Will do. 1424 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,708 [Harry] …this right now… 1425 01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:50,666 -Hey! -[Anjali] Hey! 1426 01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,416 -Oh. -Oh! 1427 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,750 -Here you go. -Oh. 1428 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:57,916 Dude, you did not have to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks! 1429 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,625 -Are you kidding? It was gross. -Rotate. 1430 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,791 [Maya] Well, I will see you when I get back. 1431 01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,916 -[Vishal] It's a square. Doesn't matter. -Break a leg. 1432 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,791 -[Harry] Only one direction it can go. -Thanks. 1433 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:08,041 -[Vishal] Come out. -[Nirbhay] Is that everything? 1434 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:09,750 -[Vishal] One more thing. -[Nirbhay] What? 1435 01:12:09,833 --> 01:12:10,666 Wait. 1436 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:12,083 [Nirbhay] Yo, what the fuck? 1437 01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:13,166 [Vishal, in Hindi] Idiot. 1438 01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,000 [in English] See ya! 1439 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,791 [Nirbhay] Open the door. This is trafficking! 1440 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,875 [exuberant music playing] 1441 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:33,875 -[music stops] -[cheering and applause] 1442 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,750 [announcer] UCLA brought it this time! 1443 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,333 -[all gasping] -[Sumi] Let's go! 1444 01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:40,416 [all exclaiming happily] 1445 01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:42,875 -[Ronak] Hey! -[Deepica] Hey! 1446 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:45,541 It wasn't our best, but should be good enough to place 1447 01:12:45,625 --> 01:12:47,041 based off of the teams we've seen. 1448 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:51,291 Come on, that was more than good enough! That was fantastic! 1449 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500 -[team cheering] -[Harry] Let's go! Yeah! 1450 01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,916 Good job, guys. Good job. 1451 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,583 [team chanting] UCLA! UCLA! 1452 01:12:57,666 --> 01:13:00,625 [announcer] Okay, y'all. We got one final act. 1453 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:04,708 They've got Wranglers on their booty and spurs on their jutti. 1454 01:13:04,791 --> 01:13:07,541 Make some noise for UT Dallas! 1455 01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:09,458 [horse neighs] 1456 01:13:09,541 --> 01:13:12,666 ♪ Praise the Lord For Southern women, crispy chicken ♪ 1457 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:15,166 ♪ Praise the Lord for East Atlanta ♪ 1458 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,125 ♪ Country Grammar and my nana ♪ 1459 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:19,458 ♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪ 1460 01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:21,250 ♪ But first thing Sunday morn' ♪ 1461 01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:23,000 ♪ I praise the Lord ♪ 1462 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:28,000 ♪ Praise the Lord for Southern women Hemi engines, crispy chicken ♪ 1463 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,791 ♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪ 1464 01:13:30,875 --> 01:13:32,666 ♪ But first thing Sunday morn'♪ 1465 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,333 ♪ I praise the Lord ♪ 1466 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:37,958 [Bollywood music plays] 1467 01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:40,250 [cheering] 1468 01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:46,208 Holy shit, these guys are good. 1469 01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:47,583 And kind of hot. 1470 01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:49,666 Their smoke too tough, their swag too different. 1471 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:52,666 Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag from somebody else. 1472 01:13:52,750 --> 01:13:54,000 What are you talking about? 1473 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:57,166 They totally ripped this choreo from Quick Style. We gotta say something. 1474 01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:58,375 You should file a complaint! 1475 01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:01,291 Maya, I'm not in the mood for one of your crusades, okay? 1476 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,250 Dude, you're the team captain. 1477 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:05,541 You're the only one who can do it, so just talk-- 1478 01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:06,958 Maya, just drop it. 1479 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,000 Okay. 1480 01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:16,375 [woman] UCLA's season is over! 1481 01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:18,958 They ended up taking third place! Let's go! 1482 01:14:19,041 --> 01:14:21,125 But nationally, they're 11th, 1483 01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:24,500 just shy of the top ten, which means, despite a killer show, 1484 01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:28,125 UCLA will not be going to Best of the Best. 1485 01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:30,041 Second place went to the Dallas Bandits, 1486 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,125 I'm here with the fools who took first place. 1487 01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:34,375 No surprise, it is USC Tamasha! 1488 01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:36,083 -How do you feel? -Amazing. 1489 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,958 But first, I wanna say none of this would have been possible 1490 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:40,291 without my friends at the Gap. 1491 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:42,541 Get 10% off with the promo code Selena. 1492 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:45,583 S-E-L-E-N-A. 1493 01:14:46,791 --> 01:14:48,166 ♪ Everybody move ♪ 1494 01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:50,333 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1495 01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:52,833 ♪ Everybody move ♪ 1496 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:55,125 ♪ Everybody… ♪ 1497 01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:03,500 Johnnie Walker Black. 1498 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:07,000 The only sensible drink for a sad Indian man. 1499 01:15:07,083 --> 01:15:08,416 What's up? Shots! 1500 01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:10,541 What's going on? 1501 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:13,333 We still got third! We should be celebrating! 1502 01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:15,458 -Maya, come here! -Guys. 1503 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,000 Scoresheet from tonight. 1504 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:20,416 I need to kill a part of my brain to make this make sense. 1505 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:23,208 Dallas got a nine for their choreo, 1506 01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:24,583 that they stole! 1507 01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:27,750 And we got, what, a seven? How does that make any sense? 1508 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:29,166 I mean, I crushed my solo. 1509 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,875 Yeah, your solo hit, but the team also killed it. 1510 01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,333 We got a nine on formations. 1511 01:15:33,416 --> 01:15:36,083 Totally. You and Harry finally hit that center formation. 1512 01:15:36,166 --> 01:15:38,666 You missed it all week but you showed up when it mattered. 1513 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:39,750 Okay, thanks. 1514 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:42,958 And, Sumi, your face, so much better. 1515 01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:46,625 Usually, you look like you're trying to pass a kidney stone, but it was good. 1516 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,833 -It was good. -You're too kind. 1517 01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:51,958 Okay, let's hit the dance floor. I'm done feeling like a loser. 1518 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:54,625 Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt. 1519 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,708 Guys! Harry, you did it. 1520 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:58,750 Maya. 1521 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,833 Noice. That's some top-notch leadership. 1522 01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:09,208 -I was just being real. -Oh, we're being real now? 1523 01:16:10,125 --> 01:16:13,750 All right, let's be real. This was my last chance to beat USC. 1524 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:17,541 -And you blew it for me. -Dude, what the hell are you smoking? 1525 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,541 You're the reason why we fell so far in the rankings. 1526 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,166 [scoffs] Really? 1527 01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:25,000 'Cause we would have gotten first in San Diego 1528 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,416 if you had just let me turn on the doli carriage, but no. 1529 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:31,666 No. It's always your way or no way at all. 1530 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:35,416 That is so rich coming from the person whose only setting is open hostility. 1531 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:37,750 'Cause I don't fall in line like your kiss-ass groupies? 1532 01:16:37,833 --> 01:16:40,833 No. 'Cause you don't even try to be a team player, Maya. 1533 01:16:41,458 --> 01:16:42,458 Mmm. 1534 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:44,041 Yeah. 1535 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,333 Nah. See, 1536 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:51,166 what you actually said was that I don't have lead energy. 1537 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,875 And that I'm impossible… 1538 01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:57,833 to control. 1539 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,083 [Nirbhay] Yo! No way, no way! 1540 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:06,291 Dallas has been disqualified for plagiarism. They're out. We're in. 1541 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,875 -[Deepica] What? -[Sumi] Can't be real. 1542 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:09,625 -[Deepica] Wait, what? -We got in! 1543 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:11,958 -[all exclaiming] -Dallas got disqualified! 1544 01:17:12,041 --> 01:17:13,416 [cheering] 1545 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,333 Oh my God! 1546 01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:19,541 You reported them. You actually listened to me. 1547 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:22,666 I didn't think it would even work! But you were right! 1548 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:25,250 -You were right! -[Maya] Guys! 1549 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:28,250 We just got into Best of the Best! 1550 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:30,583 ["Zero" by REHMA playing] 1551 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:34,708 ♪ Leave it with delusions There's one more appealing ♪ 1552 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:37,208 ♪ One that could save us both ♪ 1553 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:42,041 ♪ Strangers can't do this Turn your pain into music ♪ 1554 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:46,833 ♪ I'm your solution One that could save us both… ♪ 1555 01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:47,958 I'm sorry. 1556 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,583 I should've never taken the lead from you. 1557 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,208 We… we wouldn't be here without you. 1558 01:18:10,666 --> 01:18:13,791 UCLA is going to Best of the Best! 1559 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,083 Whoo! 1560 01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:17,833 They spent the night getting shwasted. 1561 01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:21,250 But I was lucky enough to get some one-on-one time 1562 01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,291 with Agni's newest badass, Maya, 1563 01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,416 formerly known as Drone Strike, 1564 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,541 and, girl, you've come a long way. 1565 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,833 That is right. Head bitch in charge over here. 1566 01:18:29,916 --> 01:18:33,458 -And let's just say it's about time. -You just became lead, right? 1567 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:35,833 There was that other girl, Anjali. Super cute, by the way. 1568 01:18:35,916 --> 01:18:37,625 But she had that whole prop mishap. 1569 01:18:37,708 --> 01:18:40,208 A lotta followers wanna know, is that why you replaced her, or… 1570 01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:42,375 [Maya] No, she's on academic probation. 1571 01:18:42,875 --> 01:18:46,750 Which is not to say she's dumb. 1572 01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:49,291 She's super smart. It's just, you know, you get a bad quarter. 1573 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,500 For sure, yeah. Well, Horny4Dance wants to know, 1574 01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:54,250 "Will Anjali be back for the championship? She's so hot." 1575 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:57,541 Okay, yo, Horny4Dance, stop being a horndog. Okay? 1576 01:18:57,625 --> 01:19:00,291 It's not a beauty contest. It's about talent. 1577 01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:03,750 ♪ I know what you need ♪ 1578 01:19:03,833 --> 01:19:06,166 ♪ You talk in your sleep… ♪ 1579 01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,500 -Hey. -[Arjun] Hey! 1580 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,583 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be celebrating? 1581 01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:17,125 Oh, I did enough of that last night. I just came by to drop off some tools. 1582 01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,458 Thanks. 1583 01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:22,750 Hey. 1584 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,000 Hey! What's up? 1585 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,458 [Arjun] I don't know what this is. 1586 01:19:28,541 --> 01:19:32,083 You're saying you wanna hang, but then you're always pulling away. 1587 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,375 And then you're all over Ronak. 1588 01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,583 What are you talking about? 1589 01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:38,416 I saw the video, Maya. 1590 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:40,500 What video? 1591 01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:44,250 The one of you and Ronak… dancing. 1592 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:46,083 All over my socials. 1593 01:19:46,166 --> 01:19:48,333 But you're not on socials. 1594 01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:50,791 I used my old iPhone to live stream your competition. 1595 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:54,375 Okay, listen. Everyone else was also there. Ronak actually said sorry. 1596 01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:55,791 He shits on you all year. 1597 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,458 Kicks you off the fricking team, and what? 1598 01:19:58,541 --> 01:20:00,458 One apology and now you're his biggest fan? 1599 01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:02,333 -Great. -Hey, Arjun. 1600 01:20:02,416 --> 01:20:05,916 Okay, just listen. Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me. 1601 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,125 Yeah, but his approval means everything to you. 1602 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,666 You care so much about what everybody else thinks, 1603 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:12,750 except for the people that actually care about you. 1604 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:14,833 So, you know what? Good luck with Best of the Best. 1605 01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:16,583 But I gotta get back to work. 1606 01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:21,250 [ringing tone] 1607 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:26,875 [Anjali] What's up? This is Jelly Cat! Leave a message. 1608 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:30,291 Anj? 1609 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,541 [Deepica] That's it. 1610 01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:44,333 [Dimple] That's it. I need to see you turn. 1611 01:20:44,416 --> 01:20:47,541 Was this in the dorm room that you guys shared before you put it on? 1612 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,916 Honestly, you should take off anything that touched her, that she wore. 1613 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,833 Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya. You know? 1614 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,583 [Anjali] You want me to take my clothes off? 1615 01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:57,916 Anj? You there? 1616 01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:00,000 [Dimple] What do you want, Maya? 1617 01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:02,916 -I just wanna talk to Anjali. -[Dimple] She's not here. 1618 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,541 -[Deepica] She doesn't wanna talk to you! -[Dimple] Shut up, Deeps! 1619 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,541 [Deepica] Sorry. 1620 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:10,500 Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk. Okay? Just let me explain. 1621 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,708 I don't need you to explain shit to me. I can understand a video. 1622 01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:15,541 Nothing happened between Ronak and me. 1623 01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:18,375 Oh, please! That is so not what I'm mad about! 1624 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,083 Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay? 1625 01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:24,416 She hit me with a weird question, and I was just trying to defend you. 1626 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:28,041 You basically said I'm an idiot who can't dance to the entire world. 1627 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,333 [Maya] That's not what I said. 1628 01:21:29,416 --> 01:21:31,250 God, you always do this! 1629 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:34,500 You screw things up, and I'm the one that gets left holding the bag! 1630 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,875 Okay, so I'm the only one who's making mistakes? 1631 01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:41,666 You haven't left me hanging? You haven't had my back all year! 1632 01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,208 [scoffs] All year? 1633 01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:46,208 Ever since you got lead, you have ditched me for Ronak 1634 01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:48,208 and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here. 1635 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:49,500 -What the hell? -Whoa! 1636 01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:52,166 Of course, there's always someone else to blame! 1637 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,250 You never, ever take accountability! 1638 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:57,250 Enlighten me, Anj. What have I not taken accountability for? 1639 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:59,375 How about stealing lead from me? 1640 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:02,375 What are you talking about? 1641 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,583 Yeah, sure, you accidentally forgot to do my quiz, 1642 01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:07,458 which coincidentally made you lead. 1643 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:10,208 I mean, how stupid do you think I am? 1644 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,833 I would never do that to you. 1645 01:22:12,916 --> 01:22:14,500 That's what I thought. 1646 01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:19,291 I thought my best friend would always have my back. 1647 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,208 Till I saw you all over Ronak. 1648 01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:24,333 Oh my God, I knew you were still pissed about that! 1649 01:22:24,416 --> 01:22:25,416 I didn't love it! 1650 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:28,083 I'm telling you we were all just dancing. We were drunk. 1651 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:30,708 We were celebrating, okay? It meant nothing! 1652 01:22:30,791 --> 01:22:33,416 Obviously, Ronak would never have done that sober! 1653 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:35,333 [scoffs] 1654 01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:38,250 Right. Because how could someone like him 1655 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:41,041 ever dance with someone like me in the right state of mind? 1656 01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:44,875 Oh my God, that is so not what I said! Don't turn this into a pity party 1657 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:48,083 to distract from the fact you just can't handle that I won lead over you. 1658 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,625 You were never supposed to be lead in the first place! 1659 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:54,708 -What are you talking about? -Why don't you ask your best friends? 1660 01:22:56,041 --> 01:22:57,208 Maya, don't. 1661 01:22:57,291 --> 01:22:58,916 [Maya] I was never gonna tell you, 1662 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,708 but I got more votes than you. 1663 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:05,625 But they made you lead because you have more lead energy. 1664 01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:08,333 Wonder what they meant by that, huh? 1665 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:11,458 That's why you got lead. 1666 01:23:11,541 --> 01:23:14,291 That's why you get everything. 1667 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:15,833 That's not true. 1668 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,458 Is it? 1669 01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:25,625 [Maya] It is so exhausting having to stand next to you. 1670 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:29,041 You are so easy to like. I'm not. 1671 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:33,666 I have to work so much harder to get far less. 1672 01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,791 But the worst part is, 1673 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,000 the part that really sucks, 1674 01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:45,291 is that my own… best friend can't see that. 1675 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:47,541 [sobs] 1676 01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:50,291 You were always telling me to let shit go. 1677 01:23:51,791 --> 01:23:52,791 Okay. 1678 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,208 Fine. 1679 01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,875 You can have lead, 1680 01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:00,166 because I… quit. 1681 01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:02,708 ["Heard What You Said" by Arima Ederra playing] 1682 01:24:02,791 --> 01:24:04,208 [Maya] That's our show, everyone. 1683 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:06,708 Yeah? Have a great break. 1684 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:19,541 ♪ And I felt what you did ♪ 1685 01:24:19,625 --> 01:24:22,166 ♪ And I heard what you said ♪ 1686 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:24,791 ♪ And I felt to my core ♪ 1687 01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:30,625 ♪ But I couldn't believe The words I read ♪ 1688 01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:35,583 ♪ I read ♪ 1689 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:37,458 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1690 01:24:37,541 --> 01:24:40,208 ♪ The force froze me in time ♪ 1691 01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:42,875 ♪ While you cling to the past ♪ 1692 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:45,375 ♪ And you missed how I've changed ♪ 1693 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:47,458 ♪ So you could never know ♪ 1694 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:51,083 ♪ Who I am ♪ 1695 01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:56,458 ♪ I am ♪ 1696 01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,958 ♪ Am ♪ 1697 01:24:59,041 --> 01:25:01,708 -♪ Did I ever know you? ♪ -[phone buzzes] 1698 01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,083 ♪ I can't be sure ♪ 1699 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:06,166 -♪ We saw a different side ♪ -[Anjali sighs] 1700 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:09,458 ♪ What a difference time shows ♪ 1701 01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:11,875 ♪ Did I ever know you? ♪ 1702 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,750 ♪ I can't be sure ♪ 1703 01:25:14,833 --> 01:25:17,458 ♪ Somewhere between what was ♪ 1704 01:25:17,541 --> 01:25:21,375 ♪ And what will be ♪ 1705 01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:32,291 [Rekha] Not sure they know how to play. 1706 01:25:36,291 --> 01:25:39,166 -Get off! Aah! -[Rekha] Don't you just love child labor? 1707 01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:42,500 [Shree laughs] Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna! 1708 01:25:42,583 --> 01:25:44,083 [Rekha laughs] 1709 01:25:44,916 --> 01:25:47,625 [Shree] Like Anjali, kanna. Try to look like her. 1710 01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:50,583 [poignant music playing] 1711 01:25:51,958 --> 01:25:53,416 -Oh, food's here! -Oh! 1712 01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,708 -Thank you. -Thank you so much! 1713 01:25:54,791 --> 01:25:57,333 [woman] You're such a beautiful girl, Anjali. 1714 01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,333 Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl. 1715 01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:02,791 [Shree] What is this? 1716 01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:05,333 What? I like it. It's cool. 1717 01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:07,958 [Shree] Tsk! My eye! I just wanna take one good photo. 1718 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,625 [upbeat hip-hop song playing] 1719 01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:22,791 [taps key] 1720 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:25,625 [Shree] And there they are! 1721 01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:28,416 -Mom, stop! -[Shree] Oh gosh, you guys look amazing! 1722 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:30,500 [Rekha] Everybody get in the car. Come on. 1723 01:26:30,583 --> 01:26:32,291 Why do I always have to play the man? 1724 01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:34,166 [sighs] 1725 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,583 [crunching] 1726 01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,958 -[Maya sighs] -Yo. Welcome back from break. 1727 01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:47,958 You missed nacho night. Do you want a nacho? 1728 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,708 -No. -Okay. You sure? 1729 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,791 Chip to cheese ratio is… mwah! Michelin. 1730 01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:56,083 [loud crunching] 1731 01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:57,458 Oh, look at that. 1732 01:26:57,541 --> 01:27:00,458 If you're trying to get me to join back on the team, it's not gonna happen-- 1733 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:01,750 Why would I do that? 1734 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,000 You chose to quit. 1735 01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:07,666 And I respect a woman's right to choose. 1736 01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:11,541 All right, look. 1737 01:27:12,041 --> 01:27:14,541 You guys are better off without me, anyway. I'm a shit lead. 1738 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:16,666 You're not a shit lead, you're just a shit leader, 1739 01:27:16,750 --> 01:27:19,875 'cause you wanted lead for yourself so you could show up some Internet trolls. 1740 01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:21,916 No, no, no. You don't know what it feels like 1741 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,041 to never get the respect that you know you deserve. 1742 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:27,500 Dude. Be so for real. This isn't about Anjali. 1743 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:31,916 It's about this. 1744 01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:38,500 -Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really? -[laughs] Yeah, it is. Okay? 1745 01:27:38,583 --> 01:27:40,500 It's big and delicious, and it's the truth. 1746 01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,875 And you can't see it sitting in front of your face. 1747 01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,291 You won lead, remember? 1748 01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:47,416 We voted for you. 1749 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,541 But you're so focused on being wronged 1750 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,250 that you can't even see what's going right. 1751 01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:56,916 We chose you because you have vision. You have drive. You follow your gut. 1752 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,916 You trust your instincts. You have a total inability to shut up. 1753 01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,708 And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that." 1754 01:28:05,208 --> 01:28:07,125 And now you're choosing to bail on us. 1755 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:09,208 [poignant music playing] 1756 01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:44,958 [Deepica] From the top! 1757 01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:47,458 -One, two, three, four. -[Sumi] What are we even doing? 1758 01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:49,541 -[Nirbhay] We won't win. -[Deepica] Feel the romance. 1759 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:52,125 -Okay! Where are you, Harry? -Coming, bhai! 1760 01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:53,750 -[Vishal] Oh! -[Ronak] Whoa! 1761 01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,041 -[all murmuring] -[Harry] Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai. 1762 01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:58,250 What the hell is your problem, white boy? 1763 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,708 Hey! Do not come at him like that. 1764 01:29:00,791 --> 01:29:02,416 -[upbeat music playing] -[Vishal sighs] 1765 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:05,333 I'll say whatever I want to the white boy. 1766 01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,750 Yo, I have had it with this fool! 1767 01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:10,625 Call him white boy one more time, see what happens. 1768 01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:13,208 Stand down, bro. I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend! 1769 01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,500 -[Deepica] Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Whoa! That's not cool. 1770 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:16,500 Love is love. 1771 01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:20,291 Yeah. We accept all people, you dumb immigrant. 1772 01:29:20,375 --> 01:29:22,166 -That's not either. -No one is illegal. 1773 01:29:22,250 --> 01:29:23,333 Let's refocus. 1774 01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:25,500 What the hell is this gora even doing on this team? 1775 01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:28,250 -He's not even Indian! -[gasps] Oh! 1776 01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:31,541 Harry is the most Indian dude here. Harry, don't listen to him. 1777 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,791 Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend 1778 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,125 that South Asian culture is not a static artifact, 1779 01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,541 but a living palimpsest, 1780 01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:40,291 immune to the parochial gatekeeping of fragile men. 1781 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:47,250 -I don't know what she said. -[Nirbhay scoffs] 1782 01:29:47,333 --> 01:29:51,250 She called you a dumbass, dumbass. 1783 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:54,666 Says a loser who only made the team on his fourth try. 1784 01:29:54,750 --> 01:29:58,000 -Put 'em up! -[Ronak] Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1785 01:29:58,083 --> 01:30:00,208 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No! -Finally, it's happening. 1786 01:30:00,291 --> 01:30:02,041 [Harry] Violence is not the answer. 1787 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:03,750 -Time to go night-night. -[crackling] 1788 01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:05,500 What the hell is going on? 1789 01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:08,583 My God! Sumi! Where did you get a taser from? 1790 01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:11,375 -I won it. Church raffle. -What? 1791 01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:13,291 Uh… what are you all doing? 1792 01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:16,083 Okay, what are you doing here? I thought you quit. 1793 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:17,375 I came to apologize. 1794 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,375 I've been a prick. 1795 01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:28,416 Definitely not the easiest to work with. And I am really sorry for bailing on you. 1796 01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:33,041 That was a shitty, shitty thing for me to do. 1797 01:30:34,041 --> 01:30:35,708 But I want back on the team. 1798 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:39,000 If you guys will have me, of course. 1799 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,583 [suspenseful music playing] 1800 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:50,083 Okay. So, you got an idea for a new routine? 1801 01:30:51,083 --> 01:30:55,041 What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay. 1802 01:30:55,875 --> 01:30:58,791 -Um, first, I just wanna say I… -[door opens] 1803 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:02,875 -[Deepica] Anjali! Come in! -[Dimple] What are you doing here? 1804 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:05,166 -[Anjali] I got off probation. -[Deepica] We missed you! 1805 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,375 [Dimple] Thanks for coming. 1806 01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:10,916 [Maya] Uh, I just wanna say, 1807 01:31:11,666 --> 01:31:14,833 I totally understand why we went all-in on nostalgia. 1808 01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:17,000 Bollywood runs on nostalgia. 1809 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,875 And skin-whitening creams, but… mostly nostalgia. 1810 01:31:21,916 --> 01:31:27,791 And we copy the greats because it's safe. And memories are incredibly powerful. 1811 01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:29,708 Even the ones 1812 01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:31,541 we wanna forget. 1813 01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:36,375 We have got to stop obsessing over the things we have lost. 1814 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,791 We have to stop chasing what was stolen from us. 1815 01:31:41,958 --> 01:31:48,041 And start focusing on the things that no one can take away from us. 1816 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:56,166 Well, then I think the only way we pull this off 1817 01:31:56,666 --> 01:31:58,875 is if you and Anjali are the leads. 1818 01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,875 -[Maya] Oh. Um… -That's not-- 1819 01:32:01,958 --> 01:32:04,833 -I don't know if logistically that-- -No. There's no time, okay? 1820 01:32:04,916 --> 01:32:07,541 You two are the only ones who can pick up a routine that fast. 1821 01:32:07,625 --> 01:32:08,916 [poignant music playing] 1822 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,541 [Ronak] So let's put it to a vote. 1823 01:32:11,583 --> 01:32:14,000 All those in favor of Maya and Anjali… 1824 01:32:23,166 --> 01:32:28,416 Hey, so just so you know, file I/O and search engines will be on the final. 1825 01:32:28,916 --> 01:32:29,916 That's it. 1826 01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:31,833 Maya, Anjali, hang back. 1827 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:39,000 So I heard you made, uh, championships. Congrats. 1828 01:32:41,958 --> 01:32:44,291 Look, I don't know what's goin' on between you two 1829 01:32:44,375 --> 01:32:46,916 and, frankly, I'm embarrassed that I even care. 1830 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,791 But here's what I do know. 1831 01:32:48,875 --> 01:32:53,666 In 15 years, a grand total of no one will be talking about the drama 1832 01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,666 of collegiate Bollywood dance. 1833 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,458 Because when you have a mortgage and back pain, 1834 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:01,250 all you can remember is the good times. 1835 01:33:03,250 --> 01:33:04,875 I don't even remember our routine. 1836 01:33:05,583 --> 01:33:08,583 But every single one of those people was at my wedding. 1837 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:12,375 Except that guy. That guy is in prison for wire fraud. 1838 01:33:12,458 --> 01:33:14,500 Look, whatever it is, just fix it. 1839 01:33:15,083 --> 01:33:17,625 Otherwise, you're gonna miss out on 15 years of memories, 1840 01:33:17,708 --> 01:33:20,375 and you're not even gonna remember why you fought in the first place. 1841 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,375 [upbeat Bollywood music playing] 1842 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,666 -[announcer] Welcome to Best of the Best! -[cheering] 1843 01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:35,041 Tonight, we crown the top Bollywood dance team in the nation. 1844 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,625 -Okay! -[hits table] 1845 01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:53,041 Last looks on costumes! Thank you. 1846 01:33:53,125 --> 01:33:54,041 -Ronak. -[Ronak] Yeah? 1847 01:33:54,125 --> 01:33:55,625 -Check props. Sumi. -[Ronak] Okay. 1848 01:33:56,125 --> 01:34:00,166 Oh! You are HPV! We just can't get rid of you. 1849 01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:02,750 I'm sure we're not your first STI. 1850 01:34:02,833 --> 01:34:04,000 [laughter] 1851 01:34:04,083 --> 01:34:07,541 Just remember, you're not here 'cause you deserve to be. 1852 01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:09,333 You're here 'cause you complained. 1853 01:34:09,916 --> 01:34:11,166 [man] UCLA on deck! 1854 01:34:11,250 --> 01:34:12,625 [Dimple] I'm gonna kill her. 1855 01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:15,583 -[Vishal] Let her go, killer bee. -[woman] Makeup lying around… 1856 01:34:15,666 --> 01:34:16,833 Where's Maya? 1857 01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:19,250 [woman] I need my lip gloss. Where's my lip gloss? 1858 01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:33,583 No, Mom, I promise you they're there. 1859 01:34:33,666 --> 01:34:35,666 [Shree] She's saying there's nothing under my name. 1860 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:38,083 Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya. 1861 01:34:38,625 --> 01:34:40,625 Hey. We're about to go on. 1862 01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:42,125 Yeah. One sec. 1863 01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:44,458 Is that Anjali? How is she doing? 1864 01:34:44,541 --> 01:34:45,416 Chill. She's fine. 1865 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,750 Then why is she dropping out of computer science? 1866 01:34:47,833 --> 01:34:50,916 Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes! We'll talk after the show. 1867 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:52,833 Oh… okay, yeah. Bye. 1868 01:34:56,666 --> 01:34:58,625 [man] I just wanna say, you're doing good… 1869 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:01,625 So, my mom said you dropped out of comp sci? 1870 01:35:01,708 --> 01:35:03,125 Oh, yeah. 1871 01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:07,125 You know, actually learning the material made me realize how much I… 1872 01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:08,291 How do I put this? 1873 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,583 Hate it? 1874 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,000 So, what's your new major? 1875 01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:15,708 Uh, undecided. 1876 01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:18,833 I've spent so much of my life doing whatever you did, 1877 01:35:18,916 --> 01:35:22,291 I just… need some time to figure out what I actually want, you know? 1878 01:35:22,958 --> 01:35:25,041 Can't keep copying off you forever. 1879 01:35:27,625 --> 01:35:29,958 Anj, look, I am so sorry 1880 01:35:30,041 --> 01:35:32,291 for all the awful things I said about you, okay? 1881 01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:34,083 -I-- -Maya, stop. 1882 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,291 Okay? I'm not upset about what you said. 1883 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:40,625 I'm upset about what you didn't say. 1884 01:35:41,541 --> 01:35:44,000 I mean, how could you not tell me about lead? 1885 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,708 What was I supposed to say, Anj? 1886 01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:50,666 You were so happy to be lead. I could never take that from you. 1887 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,541 But I can't be happy if you're not. 1888 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,083 And I hate that I didn't see it. 1889 01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:05,708 I've just spent my entire life always being the weird one. 1890 01:36:06,291 --> 01:36:09,458 Or the difficult one. And when they made you lead… 1891 01:36:10,375 --> 01:36:11,375 I don't know. 1892 01:36:11,500 --> 01:36:12,750 [warm, poignant music playing] 1893 01:36:12,833 --> 01:36:13,875 It felt normal. 1894 01:36:15,375 --> 01:36:17,083 But look. You didn't know that, okay? 1895 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:18,500 But I should have. 1896 01:36:19,333 --> 01:36:20,333 I should have. 1897 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,333 It was happening right in front of me. 1898 01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:27,666 -[announcer] Y'all ready for more show? -[cheering and applause] 1899 01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:32,166 Next up, UCLA Agni! 1900 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,625 [Maya breathes deeply] 1901 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:44,458 So, 1902 01:36:45,791 --> 01:36:47,250 are we still best friends? 1903 01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:50,708 We were never best friends, Maya. 1904 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:54,166 We've always been sisters. 1905 01:36:57,500 --> 01:36:58,500 [chuckles] 1906 01:37:03,416 --> 01:37:04,541 Uh… 1907 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,666 Front row. 1908 01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:08,375 On the left. 1909 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:19,541 I couldn't let her miss this. 1910 01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:30,208 [Dimple] For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor diamond was our greatest treasure. 1911 01:37:31,041 --> 01:37:32,833 [Vishal] Until it was stolen. 1912 01:37:32,916 --> 01:37:34,625 [music starts] 1913 01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:38,166 [Deepica] But our wealth was never theirs to take. 1914 01:37:39,791 --> 01:37:42,250 [Nirbhay] Now it's time to settle the score. 1915 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,541 [Sumi] And take back what's ours. 1916 01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:47,208 [Maya] To all museum security… 1917 01:37:47,291 --> 01:37:49,416 [Anjali] …this is your only warning. 1918 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:51,333 [Ronak] Stay out of our way. 1919 01:37:52,250 --> 01:37:56,208 [male voice] Museum security breach. Museum security breach. 1920 01:37:56,291 --> 01:37:58,833 ["One Fell Swoop (Vivaldi Remixed) by Calvin Markus playing] 1921 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:08,208 ["Aamaasee" by A. R. Rahman playing] 1922 01:38:21,416 --> 01:38:22,666 [stone scrapes] 1923 01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:02,708 [audience cheering] 1924 01:39:05,166 --> 01:39:07,333 [magical tinkling] 1925 01:39:07,958 --> 01:39:09,416 [lasers buzzing] 1926 01:39:11,583 --> 01:39:13,875 [audience cheering] 1927 01:39:26,416 --> 01:39:28,416 -[music stops] -[rumbling] 1928 01:39:28,500 --> 01:39:29,916 [applause and cheering] 1929 01:39:31,833 --> 01:39:34,875 [Maya] We're not here to steal the diamond. 1930 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:37,125 We don't need it. 1931 01:39:37,208 --> 01:39:38,916 We're enough without it. 1932 01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:41,333 ["Wassup" by Powers Pleasant feat. Jasiah andamp; Tkay Maidza] 1933 01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:42,583 -♪ Wassup? ♪ -♪ Huh? ♪ 1934 01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:45,041 -♪ Wassup? Wassup? ♪ - ♪ Bitch, wassup? ♪ 1935 01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:46,125 -♪ Huh? ♪ -♪ Wassup? ♪ 1936 01:39:46,208 --> 01:39:47,375 -♪ Wassup? ♪ -♪ Wassup? ♪ 1937 01:39:47,458 --> 01:39:48,875 -♪ Huh? ♪ -♪ Wassup? ♪ 1938 01:39:48,958 --> 01:39:50,166 ♪ Wassup? ♪ 1939 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,541 [cheering] 1940 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:57,791 ["Aamaasee" resumes] 1941 01:39:59,708 --> 01:40:01,416 [music slows to a stop] 1942 01:40:02,541 --> 01:40:03,708 [Ronak] Oh, come on! 1943 01:40:03,791 --> 01:40:06,500 -[Nirbhay] What happened to the power? -[man on PA] Please stay calm. 1944 01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:08,666 -We'll check circuit breakers. -[Deepica] Keep dancing? 1945 01:40:08,750 --> 01:40:10,958 -[Sumi] We're about to win. -[Deepica] What do we do? 1946 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:13,541 [DImple] There's no way we did all this for nothing. 1947 01:40:15,625 --> 01:40:17,625 [breathing heavily] 1948 01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:22,083 [warm, poignant music playing] 1949 01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,708 [Anjali] We've always been sisters. 1950 01:40:42,750 --> 01:40:43,958 Maya, what are you doing? 1951 01:40:54,541 --> 01:40:56,791 I got you! Always. 1952 01:41:05,916 --> 01:41:07,125 [man] Wait. 1953 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,500 [warm, emotional music playing softly] 1954 01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:39,250 ["Kaliyaan" by Lost Stories andamp; Bawari Basanti playing] 1955 01:41:54,291 --> 01:41:56,458 [magical ringing] 1956 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:43,166 [power whooshing] 1957 01:42:43,250 --> 01:42:44,125 [man] Power's back! 1958 01:42:44,208 --> 01:42:45,875 [Ronak] Five, six, seven, eight! 1959 01:42:45,958 --> 01:42:47,958 ["Aamaasee" resumes] 1960 01:43:22,750 --> 01:43:24,541 [music stops] 1961 01:43:24,625 --> 01:43:26,625 [wild cheering and whistling] 1962 01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,666 Whoo! 1963 01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:37,666 [chanting] UCLA! UCLA! 1964 01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:42,416 -UCLA! UCLA! -Yes! Yes! 1965 01:43:42,500 --> 01:43:44,833 -UCLA! UCLA! -[cheering continues] 1966 01:43:46,791 --> 01:43:49,625 -[both] You never know. -[Maya] No, I know. I know. 1967 01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:52,375 -[Anjali] I think you would. -[Maya] I totally do. Oh yeah. 1968 01:43:52,458 --> 01:43:54,458 [warm, emotional music playing] 1969 01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:56,541 [audience cheering and applauding] 1970 01:43:58,500 --> 01:43:59,458 Hey. 1971 01:44:01,583 --> 01:44:03,708 That was incredible. 1972 01:44:03,791 --> 01:44:04,708 Thank you. 1973 01:44:05,833 --> 01:44:06,791 [door opens] 1974 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:07,958 [cheering] 1975 01:44:08,041 --> 01:44:09,583 We won! 1976 01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:11,666 [all exclaiming and talking] 1977 01:44:14,708 --> 01:44:15,666 Ah. 1978 01:44:16,708 --> 01:44:18,166 There's a lot of people around. 1979 01:44:19,333 --> 01:44:21,083 Yeah. Let 'em watch. 1980 01:44:36,833 --> 01:44:37,958 I gotta go. 1981 01:44:38,041 --> 01:44:39,833 Hey. Where you goin'? 1982 01:44:39,916 --> 01:44:41,583 [Maya] Longtime tradition. 1983 01:44:48,333 --> 01:44:50,791 I got someone's favorite! 1984 01:44:50,875 --> 01:44:52,875 -Dope. Sour cream? Extra? -Oh! 1985 01:44:53,458 --> 01:44:54,750 -Yeah! -Come on! 1986 01:44:54,833 --> 01:44:56,416 -This is not amateur hour. -[laughs] 1987 01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:59,208 I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these. 1988 01:44:59,291 --> 01:45:00,500 Here we go. 1989 01:45:01,541 --> 01:45:03,041 Come to Mama. 1990 01:45:03,125 --> 01:45:05,125 ["Ghungroo" playing] 1991 01:48:49,083 --> 01:48:50,375 [song finishes] 1992 01:48:50,458 --> 01:48:52,458 [gentle music playing]