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(如何在五天內窈窕塑身)

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(如何粉刷你的公寓)

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主演：馬修莫康納、凱特哈德森

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只要你知道我剛碰上的事

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我是說我前面這傢伙開得好慢...

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那傢伙才該開他罰單,我確定他...

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女人絕不會泄露自己的年齡

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我一直處於這種關係...

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他在公路上開車時速才十哩

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我正打算...

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(如何說服警察免開罰單)

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片名：絕配冤家
十日拍拖手冊

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"到時候只有塔吉克斯坦人"

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能體認真正永久的和平"

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安蒂,寫的太好了

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真的很令人感動

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但絕不會發表在《沉著雜誌》上

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老天,我在研究所時就立定志向

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要成為安蒂安德森,"如何"女郎

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寫些文章像是...

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"如何利用最佳接送路線"

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和"金髮妞,她們...

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真的會比較有趣嗎?"

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我想寫些重要的事物

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像是政治、生態環境

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和外交事務...我感興趣的事

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繼續立定志向吧

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你會達成目標的

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嘿,我有件事可以讓你高興起來

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你知道《運動畫刊》那個編輯

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你一直和他在電話裡打情賣俏,已經...

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一個月了?

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他今早寄了件東西來

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讓我看看

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哦,不

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嘿!

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明晚

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明晚會怎樣?

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觀看人類運動比賽中
最令人振奮及技巧極致的表演

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白雪溜冰團在城裡表演?

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不,是NBA職籃準決賽

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我拿到票了!

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要跟我一塊去嗎?

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好吧,我去

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不過我不會外帶食物

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兩根走味大亨堡、幾罐啤酒

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你將會吹哨吹到走調

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你知道我喜歡怎樣的

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早安,小姐們

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別忘了,三十分鐘後員工會議

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蜜雪兒...整個上午沒見到她人

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你有見到嗎?
八成還在睡覺

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輪到我了,我去找她,你去弄咖啡

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二十分鐘後在轉角會合

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等等,等等

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拿著,帶些樣品

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樣品...樣品

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好主意

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哦,太戲劇化了

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嘿!

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你好,班

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早安,史畢爾絲

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你在看什麼,女孩?

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你在看時事嗎?

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"挑逗竅門:如何使他熱情澎湃"

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你知道,如果你想試一下那些竅門

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我們應該聯手來試一下

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格林和我要去《沉著雜誌》訪談

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本國成長最快速的女性雜誌

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看看我們的客戶是如何
運作一大堆我們的方案

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在他們的國營企業小女生雜誌裡

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看一下又不會死

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嘿,小班

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早安,格林

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你終於決定現身了?

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沒錯

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你準備好沒?

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準備好了

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晚點見了,班

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祝今日愉快,小姐們

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嗨

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早安,陽光

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好了,換衣服吧

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換衣服

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還剩十五分鐘要開員工會議,快走吧

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我要回床上睡覺

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我沒理由活下去了

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日照三竿了

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好的,只要...

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好的,現在...

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喀什米爾羊毛衫?

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穿上吧

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會讓你雙眼看起來格外翠綠

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起床,我不會讓你失業的

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尤其是別的事情

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過來

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哦,安蒂

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好了

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好了

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你跟這傢伙只約會了一周

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那是我這輩子最棒的一周

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甜心

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早安,小姐們

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你好,提托
嘿

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華倫廣告

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嗨,是的,我們正在等你

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早安

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你好,小貓咪

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你好,爹地

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狂歡得如何?

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不算糟
狂歡嗎?

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你那時在哪啊,老兄?

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不是在狂歡作樂就是了

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你聽到沒?

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怎麼,我的尼克隊

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現在已擠進冠軍行列

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骨頭東尼欠我20美元

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付給他

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哦,老兄

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你說的對

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狄勞爾珠寶正在找尋新的廣告代理商

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華倫想積極推動廣告

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好耶!

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今天是好日子,今天是好日子

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各位,你們可知珠寶...

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就和第五街上的計程車一樣觸目可及嗎?

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其價值完全取決於情感因素

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得靠供應源...

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推薦和廣告來維持

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有條紋那件

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現在狄勞爾支配全世界珠寶市場

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表示只要我能代表它們

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基本上就代表整間公司

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告訴他

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什麼?

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華倫交給了茱蒂姊妹

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史畢爾絲和格林已經接手了

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不行!

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是的,你知道他對熱情、腿部修長
的女性是有點偏心

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對,我們負責...你知道的

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運動鞋和啤酒類

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珍貴珠寶並非我們所擅長的

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現在情色充斥整個女性雜誌

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我得去找華倫免得她們害得...

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沒辦法,他上飛機了

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放鬆點,朋友,芝加哥會議

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總之太遲了,因為華倫...

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今晚約他們在穆林斯喝酒

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討論點子

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你知道怎樣嗎? 這不會發生的

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知道為什麼嗎? 這是我的秘訣

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這會是我的廣告案,我的進帳,我的戰役

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這是我的寶貝
那正是我在談論的

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她們敵不過我的

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沒錯,我聽過了

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好的,穆林斯,今晚

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"我聽過了"?

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嗨
嗨

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我真的不想談,好嗎?

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好的
好的

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好的

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為何這種事老發生在我身上?

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一個半星期以來一直很順利

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之後突然間全毀了

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我好迷惑

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說真的,我好迷惑

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因為一開始總是那麼順利

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可憐的孩子

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我們就別理這傢伙了

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麥克和我發生過關係

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我們頭一次做愛

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感覺真是美妙

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我哭了

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你哭了?

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是的

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你是指,像是...閃爍淚光

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在你臉頰上,對吧?

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不,我那時真的很激動

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我甚至告訴他我愛他

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幾天之後的事?

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五天

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兩天啦

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我當時是那麼覺得,我想表達出來

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好的,他怎麼說?

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麥克不用開口

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我知道他和我有著同樣感受

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但之後他開始真的忙碌

188
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我不知道他在哪

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所以我不斷打電話給他

190
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他卻一直不在家...

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你不斷打給他?

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我沒有留言

193
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他不知道是我打的,我沒來電顯示

194
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我相信他一定以為是他朋友打的

195
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你知道的,男人經常打電話

196
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到他們朋友的答錄機

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然後又掛斷連續二十通

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總之...

199
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我知道他為何甩了我

200
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我太胖了

201
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你才不胖! 你不胖!

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蜜雪兒,如果世界上最美麗的女人

203
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也像你這樣子的話

204
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任何正常男人還是會跑到別處去的

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不會的,男人就不會逃避你,安蒂

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就算你吐得他滿身穢物
他也會說"再來吧"

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那真是太噁心

208
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而且絕對不是真的

209
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如果我做同樣的事,一樣會被甩的

210
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好的,各位同仁

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脫鞋吧

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吸氣

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吐氣

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好了,蘿莉,從你先來

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"肉毒桿菌初期病患"文章完成了

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現在是有點可怕,不過大致上還滿樂觀的

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現在我在著手寫

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"健康教育沒教"

219
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同樣相當可怕

220
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不過你們知道的,情形令人樂觀

221
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我已完成我對超級美容師的研究

222
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關於感染到未經消毒工具上黴菌的女人

223
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故事是滿可怕的

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然而,令人欣悅的是...

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情形樂觀!

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太棒了

227
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安蒂的"如何"下一篇內容呢?

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我一直在寫某些文章

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有點不一樣

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是...

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是政治性文章,是...

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不行

233
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安蒂,你在《沉著雜誌》上班

234
00:10:03,132 --> 00:10:06,360
我們就是要寫流行趨勢、減肥、整型手術

235
00:10:06,402 --> 00:10:08,427
緋聞八卦...那才是《沉著雜誌》走向

236
00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:09,904
好的,不過...
聽著!

237
00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:12,737
安蒂,好吧...你對這專欄還很嫩

238
00:10:12,775 --> 00:10:15,073
等你將它變成必讀時

239
00:10:15,111 --> 00:10:17,477
那時你便可隨心所欲去寫

240
00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:21,074
在那之前,你得照我的想法去寫

241
00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:22,345
明白嗎?

242
00:10:22,384 --> 00:10:24,011
明白

243
00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,213
蜜雪兒,你寫了些什麼?

244
00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:29,615
對不起,拉娜

245
00:10:29,658 --> 00:10:30,784
我覺得不太舒服...

246
00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:31,815
她被甩了

247
00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:34,294
哦,不

248
00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,524
蜜雪兒...

249
00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:38,533
真是痛苦的經歷

250
00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,535
但我不得不說你看起來真棒

251
00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:41,831
我們是不是喜歡

252
00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:43,131
她這種樣子啊,各位?

253
00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:45,072
我們喜歡她這種樣子
哦,你說的真對

254
00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:46,404
她看起來真棒

255
00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:47,932
自分手後我還沒吃過東西呢

256
00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,069
對你有益!

257
00:10:49,111 --> 00:10:50,237
寫出來

258
00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:53,248
我不能拿我私生活當成寫作題材

259
00:10:53,282 --> 00:10:56,080
我完全明白

260
00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:59,246
誰會用蜜雪兒的私生活當作提材?

261
00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:00,220
哦,我會

262
00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:01,587
去吧
不,不,不

263
00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:02,716
拉娜

264
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:03,747
從各方面來說

265
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,894
蘿莉對我的私生活根本一無所知
而我不能...

266
00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:06,792
不能讓她...

267
00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:08,456
我...
我寫

268
00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:09,964
什麼?

269
00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:11,990
我...我會...我有點想寫

270
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,625
是...你將會成為我的靈感

271
00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,659
為什麼?

272
00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:17,934
看看蜜雪兒

273
00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:22,239
她是個好女孩是不是?
是的

274
00:11:22,278 --> 00:11:24,212
很棒的女人

275
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:27,807
但她對性關係有些疑惑

276
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,078
且不太真正明白

277
00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:29,982
她哪裡錯了

278
00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:31,384
就像我們許多讀者一樣

279
00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:38,423
所以我在想我可以利用約一名男子著手

280
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,484
然後再把他給甩了

281
00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,689
但只用些典型錯誤

282
00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:44,198
多半的女人,像蜜雪兒這種

283
00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:46,201
一直...

284
00:11:46,235 --> 00:11:48,169
犯錯

285
00:11:48,204 --> 00:11:49,831
我會紀錄下來

286
00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:57,107
反過來將會有點像..."如何"約會

287
00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:00,148
哪些是不該做的

288
00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:02,116
對

289
00:12:02,151 --> 00:12:05,177
"如何在十天內甩掉一名男子"

290
00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:07,189
對,去吧

291
00:12:07,223 --> 00:12:08,884
巴特,鞋業有何新聞?

292
00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,789
等等,拉娜,對不起

293
00:12:10,859 --> 00:12:12,121
為何是十天?

294
00:12:12,161 --> 00:12:15,722
五天太短了,而且我們11日發行對吧?

295
00:12:15,764 --> 00:12:16,958
好了,根據我們調查

296
00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:18,796
男人深受紫色鞋子吸引

297
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,392
現在,我喜歡...

298
00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:24,802
也許同樣投入宗教行列

299
00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:28,331
和瀟灑的佛教徒李察吉爾在一起的是誰?

300
00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:29,344
達賴喇嘛

301
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:30,470
太偉大了! 啊!

302
00:12:30,512 --> 00:12:31,740
十點鐘了,歡迎

303
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,769
嗨

304
00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:35,181
小姐們,茱蒂史畢爾絲和茱蒂格林

305
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:36,946
來自華倫廣告

306
00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:40,422
我們即將寫些今年秋天的時髦搭配

307
00:12:40,456 --> 00:12:43,391
珍妮艾許克勞馥負責流行趨勢

308
00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,983
蜜雪兒魯賓負責生活保健

309
00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:46,221
對不起,嗨

310
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:48,594
安蒂安德森,我們的常任"如何"女郎

311
00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:49,996
我看過你的專欄,安蒂

312
00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:51,260
你現在在寫些什麼?

313
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,426
事實上...

314
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:55,369
"如何在十天內甩掉一名男子"

315
00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:57,395
她要實際開始和男人約會

316
00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:59,464
然後在一周半甩掉他

317
00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:02,467
聽起來滿惡毒的

318
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:03,773
一定會很棒的

319
00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,574
她現在所要做的就是去...

320
00:13:05,614 --> 00:13:07,411
找到這名幸運男子,加油,加油,加油!

321
00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:08,609
幸會了
再見

322
00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:09,777
再見

323
00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:11,149
小姐們,來吧

324
00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:12,153
找出這個男的

325
00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:13,484
好的
找出這個男的

326
00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,956
你別想落跑

327
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:18,016
看我的,今晚我會釣到一個男的

328
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,652
明天就開始進行計劃

329
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,788
在十天期限之前

330
00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,797
我要教這傢伙急著逃命

331
00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:26,198
你不會是要燒掉他的公寓

332
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,998
或者咬他一口什麼的吧?

333
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,595
不! 我要限制自己

334
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:32,436
做盡女孩子在性關係中犯的各種錯

335
00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:34,669
基本上,我們所知道男人厭惡的那一切

336
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:37,042
我會死纏活纏、需索無度...

337
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:38,307
無理取鬧
對!

338
00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:39,939
半夜裡打電話給他

339
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,813
告訴他那天你吃了什麼

340
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,282
那樣有何不對?

341
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,681
開玩笑的

342
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:58,825
你好,班

343
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,834
你來這裡做什麼?

344
00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,894
菲爾,我來開會的,小姐們

345
00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:04,200
但你沒受邀請啊

346
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,264
是的,但我應該被邀請才對

347
00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,741
我是說,那是我的秘訣

348
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,300
狄勞爾正在物色新的公司

349
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:12,709
沒錯,但我必須從誰是最合適
的合作夥伴角度來考量

350
00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,876
對,先生,那就是我,我想接手這次廣告

351
00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:19,251
班,你賣喬柏飲料產品
會比我店裡其他人賣得還要好

352
00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:20,949
但這些女孩賣高級品

353
00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:23,457
比這行業裡的任何人還要好

354
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,790
這次廣告我們必須採取最佳策略

355
00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,555
狄勞爾會是我們最大的客戶

356
00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:28,790
是的,先生,他們會的

357
00:14:28,864 --> 00:14:31,492
每年廣告費花了五、六千萬

358
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,797
而我正是可以替你奪標的人,菲爾

359
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,235
為何來這地方?

360
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,465
太完美了

361
00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,530
嗨,英格麗

362
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:39,768
嗨

363
00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:44,103
穆林斯是單身漢聚集最多的場所

364
00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:45,170
目前為止

365
00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,375
珠寶企業一向鎖定男人

366
00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:49,384
傳遞女人需要男人

367
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:50,817
買給她寶石的訊息

368
00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:53,446
好吧,他們說"鑽石恆久遠"

369
00:14:53,489 --> 00:14:55,616
我們說"鑽石人人皆宜"

370
00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:56,783
我喜歡那點
沒錯

371
00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:57,792
我們不行

372
00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,657
"鑽石人人皆宜"

373
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:02,858
傳遞出鑽石隨處可見的訊息

374
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:06,527
表示它們並非稀有,如果不稀有的話

375
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,126
就失去它們的地位

376
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:11,334
地位就是最初購買它們的原因

377
00:15:11,373 --> 00:15:13,864
班傑明就會知道他懂不懂女人

378
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:14,841
可你不懂

379
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:20,911
你不用覺得難為情,班,沒一個男人能懂的

380
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:21,916
好了

381
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:22,917
謝謝

382
00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:23,918
謝謝

383
00:15:23,952 --> 00:15:25,249
哦! 對不起

384
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,923
來了,來了

385
00:15:28,957 --> 00:15:30,117
謝謝

386
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,458
嘿,別催她,她還在仔細挑

387
00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:36,464
是的,沒錯

388
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,001
賣給女人珠寶

389
00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:42,299
要讓她像墜入情網一般

390
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:46,137
她必須覺得神魂顛倒、慾火焚身、
冒險刺激

391
00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:47,665
並且奮不顧身

392
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,438
看看這房間,菲利普

393
00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:52,709
酒吧裡大多數女人都在尋找那點

394
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,909
沒錯,推銷珠寶需要訣竅

395
00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:58,215
與讓女人戀愛道理是相同的,沒錯

396
00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,777
我不是在談論淫欲

397
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:00,914
淫蕩的女人

398
00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:02,321
想要巧克力

399
00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,757
戀愛中的女人...想要鑽石

400
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,588
對,我也不是在說淫欲,小姐們

401
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,292
我是在談深入、有意義的

402
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,198
神魂顛倒、男女情事

403
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:16,693
白頭偕老,"愛-情"

404
00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:20,697
聽著,我愛女人,真的

405
00:16:20,742 --> 00:16:25,111
不管是4歲、40歲,還是88歲的老奶奶

406
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:27,172
我尊重女人,好嗎?

407
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:30,777
我也傾聽...女人的心聲

408
00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:34,982
所以我才能隨時隨地賣給女人東西

409
00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:38,789
讓女人愛上鑽石,班傑明...

410
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,329
或者愛上你?

411
00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:42,126
其中一個吧

412
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:43,722
太自大了,班

413
00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:46,131
不,不是自大...是自信

414
00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:49,262
我倒想看你證明那點

415
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:50,532
是嗎?

416
00:16:50,572 --> 00:16:52,062
代理商會共同出席

417
00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:55,076
狄勞爾在阿斯特博物館舉行的派對

418
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,975
派對離星期天還有一周

419
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:58,274
你認為你能讓...

420
00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,042
一個女人在那之前愛上你嗎?

421
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:02,243
十天?

422
00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:03,911
任何女人、任何地點、任何時間?

423
00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:08,252
只要是單身、四肢健全、守身如玉的女人
可以

424
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,279
好

425
00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,757
我不想對你使詐,班

426
00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:13,761
事實上,我們將在這裡挑出一名女的

427
00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,558
此時此刻,在這酒吧

428
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:17,030
然後由你決定

429
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,097
那麼誰是幸運女郎呢?

430
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:22,068
好吧...

431
00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:24,737
讓我們瞧瞧

432
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,173
那裡有個穿豹紋裝的金髮妞

433
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:29,368
她看起來很有趣

434
00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:30,605
好心點,小姐們

435
00:17:30,645 --> 00:17:31,942
或者...

436
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,447
巴比倫五號小姐

437
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,450
她還在找下手目標

438
00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:36,951
不好

439
00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:38,247
她

440
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:39,651
哪個她?

441
00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:43,249
穿灰色洋裝,金髮,笑起來很甜那個

442
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,386
她?

443
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,637
一言為定

444
00:17:56,671 --> 00:17:58,298
什麼?

445
00:17:58,340 --> 00:17:59,967
一言為定

446
00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:01,600
一言為定

447
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:05,238
看一下坐在邋遢傢伙旁邊那位

448
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,272
穿綠色襯衫那個我連考慮都不會,好嗎?

449
00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:09,374
很可愛

450
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:10,442
好嗎?

451
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:11,747
很好
好了?

452
00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:13,379
我去了!

453
00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,151
好的,賭了

454
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,420
但賭注是...

455
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,087
等我賭贏了之後

456
00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:21,527
這廣告是我的

457
00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:22,530
同意

458
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:24,327
菲爾?
同意

459
00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:26,300
你帶那女孩去參加舞會

460
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,495
要真的愛上你,班...

461
00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:30,767
你可以獲得狄勞爾廣告權

462
00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:32,467
但是,菲利普,你不能...

463
00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,499
我已決定好了

464
00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:36,568
敬狄勞爾

465
00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:37,942
敬狄勞爾

466
00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:39,037
乾杯
乾杯

467
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,377
乾杯

468
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:45,251
我在想你是否覺得...

469
00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:49,246
興奮?

470
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,452
是的,我老婆和我都愛紐約

471
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:53,085
特別是每年這時候

472
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,925
她以前來過這裡,我...

473
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:55,952
嗨
嗨

474
00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:57,123
這位是安蒂

475
00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:59,065
嗨

476
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,067
哦!

477
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:01,159
祝你們在紐約待得愉快

478
00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,261
好的

479
00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:03,202
謝謝,我們會的

480
00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:04,535
幸...幸會了

481
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,241
祝你好運!

482
00:19:10,278 --> 00:19:11,575
謝謝,菲爾

483
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:14,411
失陪一下了,小姐

484
00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:15,848
我要去贏得賭注了

485
00:19:24,092 --> 00:19:25,855
你要告訴我怎麼回事嗎?

486
00:19:25,894 --> 00:19:27,555
你不認識她?

487
00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,735
嗨

488
00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:36,759
嗨

489
00:19:36,872 --> 00:19:38,203
嗨

490
00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,902
安蒂安德森

491
00:19:42,944 --> 00:19:44,377
我叫班傑明巴瑞

492
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:45,379
可愛

493
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,380
謝謝

494
00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,075
我是指你的名字

495
00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,778
再次謝謝你

496
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,251
未婚?

497
00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:53,515
目前是

498
00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,522
我也是

499
00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:56,683
好意外

500
00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:58,090
變態?

501
00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,684
不常

502
00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,223
有興趣?

503
00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,061
可能

504
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,498
餓了嗎?

505
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,162
餓死了

506
00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:09,227
離開
現在?

507
00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,796
好的

508
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,398
好的

509
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,908
等一下

510
00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:17,138
我在門口等你

511
00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:18,645
嘿,各位

512
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,147
怎樣?

513
00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:21,307
我想我找到一個了

514
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,816
他結婚了

515
00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:25,580
不,不是他
是門邊那個男的,不過別看

516
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,315
哦,各位!

517
00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:32,352
哦! 他真可愛!

518
00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:34,453
我要查查這個人是不是處男

519
00:20:34,496 --> 00:20:35,463
好的

520
00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:36,464
如果他是呢?

521
00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:38,363
明晚我們就...

522
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,833
開始進行計劃

523
00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,392
這是為你做的

524
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,962
嗯,祝你好運了! 小心點

525
00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:46,132
打電話給我

526
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,538
太戲劇化了

527
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:04,349
不,是這一輛

528
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:19,231
你得戴上小呆瓜安全帽

529
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:24,003
我戴起來才不像呆瓜呢

530
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,013
每個人戴上去都像呆瓜

531
00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:28,311
看看你

532
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,977
真是可愛

533
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:35,218
好了

534
00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:44,790
準備好去兜風沒,安蒂?

535
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,802
你準備好去兜風沒,班?

536
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:59,605
用力,用力

537
00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:02,610
你覺得怎樣呢?

538
00:22:02,651 --> 00:22:05,279
關於食物,還是...你?

539
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,413
兩者

540
00:22:07,455 --> 00:22:09,047
食物很美味...

541
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,355
我還在猶豫不決

542
00:22:12,394 --> 00:22:14,259
我可以幫得上忙嗎?

543
00:22:14,295 --> 00:22:16,354
是的,你可以回答我幾個問題,真的

544
00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:18,525
"幾個"聽起來有點不太肯定

545
00:22:18,566 --> 00:22:19,692
我回答三題吧

546
00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,395
你從事何種工作?

547
00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:22,630
我在廣告業

548
00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:24,400
多半負責酒類飲料

549
00:22:24,439 --> 00:22:25,963
和運動器材公司這方面

550
00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:28,805
現在我想入主珠寶市場

551
00:22:29,911 --> 00:22:32,903
拯救世界,同時舉杯狂歡?

552
00:22:32,947 --> 00:22:35,347
對,有點像那樣

553
00:22:39,654 --> 00:22:41,246
那你呢?

554
00:22:41,289 --> 00:22:43,257
我怎樣?

555
00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:44,588
我見過你的作品嗎?

556
00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:46,423
我在《沉著雜誌》上班

557
00:22:46,461 --> 00:22:49,988
本國成長最快速的女性時尚雜誌

558
00:22:50,031 --> 00:22:51,225
印象深刻

559
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:53,029
拯救世界,同時當個購物狂?

560
00:22:55,103 --> 00:22:56,764
嘿,好了

561
00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,272
看這裡,啤酒王

562
00:22:58,306 --> 00:23:01,168
我有哥倫比亞大學新聞系碩士文憑

563
00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,770
我老闆喜歡我
如果我照她方式做一陣子

564
00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:07,074
我就能隨心所欲去寫了

565
00:23:07,115 --> 00:23:08,878
像鞋子嗎?

566
00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:10,407
不是

567
00:23:11,486 --> 00:23:12,453
不

568
00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:15,115
像是酒精飲料

569
00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:17,351
以及運動產品

570
00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:21,191
非常好

571
00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:23,789
看來你把我給摸熟了,是吧?

572
00:23:23,832 --> 00:23:24,799
差不多

573
00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:28,269
還剩最後一個問題

574
00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,771
問吧

575
00:23:30,805 --> 00:23:32,966
對或錯

576
00:23:34,776 --> 00:23:39,713
在愛情與戰爭中人人平等

577
00:23:41,883 --> 00:23:43,646
對

578
00:23:46,721 --> 00:23:47,745
回答的很好

579
00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:50,519
問的好

580
00:23:50,592 --> 00:23:52,321
不客氣

581
00:23:55,663 --> 00:23:58,188
哦,好地方

582
00:23:58,233 --> 00:23:59,200
謝謝

583
00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:00,394
非常...整潔

584
00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:02,503
要不要來點...

585
00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:03,868
冰啤酒?

586
00:24:03,905 --> 00:24:04,872
好啊

587
00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:06,498
可以借用一下廁所嗎?

588
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:07,565
當然沒問題

589
00:24:07,609 --> 00:24:10,043
就在樓上,臥室再過去

590
00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:15,182
你是,是不是?

591
00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:17,014
頭一晚,我真不敢相信你...!

592
00:24:17,052 --> 00:24:19,077
蜜雪兒,我沒跟他上床

593
00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:20,349
哦,你真是小賤婦

594
00:24:20,388 --> 00:24:21,946
你的眼神騙不了人

595
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,187
不,不是,因為我可以練習一下自我控制

596
00:24:25,227 --> 00:24:26,956
才不像我認識的某某人

597
00:24:26,995 --> 00:24:28,326
哦,真的嗎?
那話有點傷人

598
00:24:36,838 --> 00:24:38,772
我要抽動一下餌...

599
00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:40,172
等等,什麼餌?

600
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,675
我就是餌啊,蜜雪兒

601
00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:42,938
哦...是的

602
00:24:42,978 --> 00:24:44,969
好的,我還在聽,然後呢?

603
00:24:49,718 --> 00:24:52,050
嗯...鑽石...

604
00:24:52,087 --> 00:24:54,521
是一夜情

605
00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:05,923
鑽石是長期承諾

606
00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:07,332
注意,你最好準備...

607
00:25:07,369 --> 00:25:08,734
我現在無法多說,我得掛了

608
00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:09,759
晚點打給我,你這蕩婦

609
00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:10,736
好的,再見

610
00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,411
來吧
謝謝

611
00:25:24,452 --> 00:25:25,885
不客氣

612
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,492
好吧

613
00:26:32,754 --> 00:26:35,518
嘿,我們別進展這麼快,行嗎?

614
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,149
沒錯

615
00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:42,720
沒錯

616
00:26:55,777 --> 00:26:57,244
我們進展太快了

617
00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:59,804
我...你說的對

618
00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:01,814
太快了

619
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,276
好的

620
00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:22,397
太快了
太快了

621
00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:23,870
對

622
00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:26,669
我要你尊重我

623
00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:29,510
我會的

624
00:27:29,544 --> 00:27:31,239
那好

625
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,713
我也要你的尊重

626
00:27:33,748 --> 00:27:36,546
你這麼尊重我讓我很尊重你

627
00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:39,052
我尊重那點

628
00:27:39,087 --> 00:27:41,988
很好

629
00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:54,667
晚安,安蒂安德森

630
00:27:59,274 --> 00:28:02,801
哦,你已經愛上了我

631
00:28:02,844 --> 00:28:05,540
我要讓你求生不得求死不能

632
00:28:07,115 --> 00:28:08,776
可憐的傢伙

633
00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,458
要是史畢爾絲和格林這些女人

634
00:28:20,495 --> 00:28:22,759
可能早就上手了,這一個太棒了

635
00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:25,561
十天內把上她絕對不成問題

636
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,465
對,所以,只不過比你把過的其他女的

637
00:28:27,502 --> 00:28:30,027
還要多出九天而已是吧?

638
00:28:30,071 --> 00:28:32,005
所以我才沒有馬上直搗黃龍

639
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,007
哦

640
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,008
我要慢慢來

641
00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,737
那是馬拉松,不是短跑

642
00:28:35,777 --> 00:28:37,108
十天算馬拉松?

643
00:28:37,145 --> 00:28:39,875
好,那更像是三千公尺障礙賽

644
00:28:39,914 --> 00:28:41,939
重點是,她已經上鉤了,各位

645
00:28:41,983 --> 00:28:43,814
哇,一大堆運動項目了

646
00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:45,875
是那個嗎?

647
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,478
是那個嗎?
就是那個

648
00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:48,784
你看過裡頭東西嗎?

649
00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:49,788
沒有

650
00:28:49,891 --> 00:28:52,424
你覺得搜查女人的皮包不道德嗎?

651
00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,722
是的,我想沒錯

652
00:28:53,762 --> 00:28:55,457
嗯,它根本不像是皮包,老兄

653
00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:57,522
更像是個圈套或什麼的

654
00:28:57,565 --> 00:28:59,533
各位,女人的皮包而已

655
00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:02,127
是女人力量的秘密資源對不對?

656
00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,229
裡頭有許多黑暗危險事物

657
00:29:04,272 --> 00:29:07,469
我們身為男性不該去窺探

658
00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:11,570
當然啦,除非她故意留下來

659
00:29:11,613 --> 00:29:13,740
以確保你隔天會回電

660
00:29:15,116 --> 00:29:17,584
她是個非常聰明的騷貨

661
00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:18,950
噢,對不起!
哦,天哪

662
00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:20,750
哦,該死!
我們得清理一下

663
00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:21,880
對,對

664
00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:25,859
小心點,小心

665
00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,264
這是什麼?

666
00:29:30,298 --> 00:29:32,960
讓我們看看,讓我們看看

667
00:29:33,001 --> 00:29:35,731
哦...尼克隊入場券

668
00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,767
今晚的球賽

669
00:29:39,941 --> 00:29:41,670
有外送,安蒂

670
00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:42,937
哇,看看那些花!

671
00:29:42,977 --> 00:29:44,410
那些花是送誰的?

672
00:29:44,446 --> 00:29:45,413
安蒂

673
00:29:45,447 --> 00:29:46,573
哦,我的天!

674
00:29:46,614 --> 00:29:48,013
這些要擺在哪?

675
00:29:48,049 --> 00:29:49,778
這些是送誰?

676
00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:51,909
等一下,"比一百朵玫瑰..."

677
00:29:53,888 --> 00:29:55,788
更加漂亮..."

678
00:29:55,824 --> 00:29:57,086
等等

679
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,423
"一百倍"

680
00:29:59,461 --> 00:30:00,428
真動聽

681
00:30:00,462 --> 00:30:02,589
這傢伙從事廣告業

682
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,063
他情不自禁

683
00:30:04,098 --> 00:30:05,565
那這表示他上鉤了?

684
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,535
這表示他找到了尼克隊入場券

685
00:30:08,570 --> 00:30:11,095
你把入場券放在皮包裡?

686
00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:12,299
是的

687
00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:14,934
你只是處於一個全然不同的球場

688
00:30:16,311 --> 00:30:17,278
好了

689
00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:19,973
安蒂安德森

690
00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:22,644
嘿,漂亮小妞

691
00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:23,946
猜猜怎樣?

692
00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:26,545
我收到一堆多到令人困窘的白玫瑰

693
00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:27,714
不客氣

694
00:30:27,755 --> 00:30:29,814
聽著,昨晚我度過一段美好時光

695
00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:31,915
你袋子在我這裡

696
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,951
我知道

697
00:30:33,995 --> 00:30:36,293
不敢相信我竟然忘了拿

698
00:30:38,099 --> 00:30:41,660
你一定急著想取回,裡頭有現金...

699
00:30:41,703 --> 00:30:42,931
信用卡,還有...

700
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:45,303
今晚球賽尼克隊的票

701
00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:48,138
聽起來你已經偷看過我的包包了,班

702
00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:49,165
絕對沒有

703
00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:51,041
是東尼,我的藝術指導,是個智障

704
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:52,979
他不小心弄灑一地的

705
00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,003
喔,是嗎?

706
00:30:54,048 --> 00:30:56,175
是啊,我是個笨拙的人

707
00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:57,844
算了,不過我還是要說對不起

708
00:30:57,952 --> 00:30:59,180
我要跟別人一起

709
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,619
去看那場比賽

710
00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:01,849
現在不是了

711
00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:02,982
還有,什麼?

712
00:31:03,024 --> 00:31:05,083
你以為你是碰巧把錢包忘在我那兒的嗎?

713
00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:06,923
不,在潛意識裡

714
00:31:06,961 --> 00:31:08,292
你非常想帶我去看比賽

715
00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:10,456
否認你潛意識裡的願望

716
00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:12,523
對你的健康可是非常危險的,小姐

717
00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:14,626
你的這些心理學理論對人真的有效嗎?

718
00:31:14,669 --> 00:31:16,432
你告訴我好啦

719
00:31:17,572 --> 00:31:18,698
安蒂,你太壞了

720
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,974
好吧,在第七街上的入口等我

721
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,310
七點半,別遲到

722
00:31:27,382 --> 00:31:28,644
沒問題.再見

723
00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:29,741
再見

724
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,512
這樣就搞定了

725
00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:36,251
這樣就搞定了

726
00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:44,259
20號犯規,亞倫休斯頓

727
00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:47,192
狗屁,有沒有搞錯,裁判!

728
00:31:47,235 --> 00:31:48,224
那算什麼,裁判?

729
00:31:48,269 --> 00:31:50,605
嗨,你要吹的話,兩邊都要吹啊!

730
00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:53,832
哦,你真軟弱,夥計!

731
00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:55,967
你去年很軟,今年還是這樣

732
00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:57,739
他整年出場率也才85%

733
00:31:57,778 --> 00:31:59,075
那是什麼?

734
00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:08,285
就該這樣,再來一個,好啊

735
00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,157
繼續啊,兄弟

736
00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,324
防守!

737
00:32:18,366 --> 00:32:21,529
哦,哦,哦! 沒中!

738
00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:22,900
防守!

739
00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:25,538
尼克隊請求暫停20秒

740
00:32:25,573 --> 00:32:28,770
好吧,休息一下...

741
00:32:28,809 --> 00:32:30,504
沒關係的

742
00:32:30,544 --> 00:32:34,002
有20秒暫停時間了

743
00:33:05,112 --> 00:33:07,910
尼克隊開球

744
00:33:11,118 --> 00:33:12,085
哦!
把球搶回來

745
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:13,051
衝啊!

746
00:33:15,389 --> 00:33:16,947
手腳伶俐點啊,寶貝

747
00:33:18,826 --> 00:33:20,293
上啊,寶貝

748
00:33:20,327 --> 00:33:21,294
防住他們!

749
00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:22,295
衝啊!

750
00:33:22,329 --> 00:33:23,296
小班?

751
00:33:23,330 --> 00:33:24,627
防住他們! 上,上,什麼事?

752
00:33:24,665 --> 00:33:25,495
小班,我有點口渴

753
00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:26,500
好,好,好

754
00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:28,092
好啊!
小班,能給我買點汽水嗎?

755
00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:29,534
好啊,讓我告訴你...

756
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,662
我現在正熱血沸騰呢

757
00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:31,967
...比賽只剩下1分零9秒了

758
00:33:32,006 --> 00:33:34,304
結束以後我就上去給你買
我真的很渴

759
00:33:34,341 --> 00:33:35,467
我自己去買吧

760
00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:38,103
你想...你現在就想要?

761
00:33:38,145 --> 00:33:39,271
是啊

762
00:33:39,313 --> 00:33:41,804
不要冰的,班

763
00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,941
謝謝,小班

764
00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,815
勞倫斯方德柏克

765
00:33:45,886 --> 00:33:46,818
噢,夥計!

766
00:33:48,456 --> 00:33:50,822
現在史普威爾做了個假動作

767
00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:53,486
擾亂了克里斯汀的步法
漂亮的過人...

768
00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:54,994
夥計,可樂,不加冰

769
00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:56,189
在那邊買,兄弟

770
00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,095
不要冰,嗨,夥計?

771
00:33:58,132 --> 00:34:01,124
小可,不加冰
小可,不加冰

772
00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:02,499
好的,沒問題

773
00:34:02,536 --> 00:34:04,026
...在三分線外,投籃!

774
00:34:04,071 --> 00:34:05,038
啊...不!

775
00:34:05,072 --> 00:34:06,266
夥計,不要讓他投啊!

776
00:34:06,307 --> 00:34:07,865
不,那是說不,你不想要加冰的

777
00:34:07,908 --> 00:34:08,875
還是不,你想加冰?

778
00:34:08,909 --> 00:34:10,774
不,不加冰,可樂,不加冰

779
00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,972
唐錢尼想說幾句...

780
00:34:13,013 --> 00:34:15,038
哦,你是想要小杯的?

781
00:34:15,082 --> 00:34:16,344
不,我就要那杯

782
00:34:16,383 --> 00:34:17,941
你知道嗎,加25分錢

783
00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:18,952
你就能買杯超大的?

784
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:20,317
好啦,你把那個給我就行了

785
00:34:20,354 --> 00:34:21,013
不用找了

786
00:34:21,055 --> 00:34:22,181
好的

787
00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,527
衝啊!

788
00:34:31,599 --> 00:34:32,759
對不起

789
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,028
啊...

790
00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,035
對不起

791
00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:37,469
快點! 得分啊!

792
00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:39,632
快啊,寶貝,投籃得分啊!

793
00:34:39,673 --> 00:34:40,662
就是那兒,就是那兒

794
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,902
哦,謝謝!

795
00:34:41,942 --> 00:34:43,910
嗨,看住他,看住他!上啊

796
00:34:43,944 --> 00:34:46,970
快投籃! 注意籃下三秒違規!
走步!

797
00:34:47,014 --> 00:34:48,140
班,這不是無糖的

798
00:34:48,182 --> 00:34:49,740
啊? 什麼?
班,這不是無糖的

799
00:34:49,784 --> 00:34:52,184
求求你,我好渴

800
00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:53,652
好吧,好吧
要加檸檬的

801
00:34:53,687 --> 00:34:55,655
好吧,我知道了
加檸檬,行

802
00:35:04,198 --> 00:35:05,096
投啊!

803
00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:08,030
史普威爾投入致勝的一球!

804
00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,035
好!

805
00:35:10,771 --> 00:35:13,899
那是史普威爾!

806
00:35:13,941 --> 00:35:15,169
比賽結束了!

807
00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,177
尼克隊戰勝了國王隊

808
00:35:17,211 --> 00:35:18,906
在最後的一秒裡...

809
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,414
...史普威爾投入致勝的一球

810
00:35:22,449 --> 00:35:26,886
尼克對薩克拉曼多的比分是97比96

811
00:35:26,921 --> 00:35:30,584
哦,真是場難以置信的比賽

812
00:35:30,624 --> 00:35:34,560
我從來沒看過結尾這麼激動人心的比賽

813
00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:37,689
嗯,我也沒有

814
00:35:37,731 --> 00:35:38,789
嗨,嗨,嗨

815
00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,926
真可惜你沒看到

816
00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:43,402
是啊,太可惜了

817
00:35:43,437 --> 00:35:44,563
給你一秒鐘

818
00:35:46,707 --> 00:35:49,039
那...

819
00:35:49,076 --> 00:35:51,101
你跟你看起來一樣好嗎,班?

820
00:35:53,714 --> 00:35:54,772
不

821
00:35:58,986 --> 00:36:00,476
好,我也不是

822
00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:02,216
哦,給你

823
00:36:03,524 --> 00:36:05,754
去第五街與第十二街交叉處

824
00:36:05,793 --> 00:36:07,852
再會

825
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:15,297
狗屁

826
00:36:15,336 --> 00:36:16,598
還是狗屁

827
00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:19,606
全是狗屁

828
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,507
狗屁,大家怎麼搞的?

829
00:36:22,543 --> 00:36:23,942
我們必須要做得比這個好得多

830
00:36:23,978 --> 00:36:24,945
如果我們想...

831
00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:26,139
什麼事?!

832
00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,239
巴瑞先生有個電話

833
00:36:28,282 --> 00:36:29,909
是嗎,能幫我留個言嗎,甘蒂?

834
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:31,815
巴瑞先生,是安蒂

835
00:36:33,954 --> 00:36:35,922
長話短說
我會的

836
00:36:36,991 --> 00:36:38,288
在第二線,巴瑞先生

837
00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:39,314
謝謝

838
00:36:42,463 --> 00:36:43,430
喂

839
00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:46,262
是我!

840
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,631
我正在開會

841
00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:48,930
等一下給你回電話好嗎?

842
00:36:48,969 --> 00:36:49,936
我想你

843
00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:53,167
小班,波-波,波-波-波

844
00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:55,004
嗯,你知道嗎?我也想你

845
00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:56,441
嗯哼

846
00:36:56,477 --> 00:36:57,705
你今晚有事嗎?

847
00:36:59,146 --> 00:37:00,113
呃,沒有,我沒事

848
00:37:00,147 --> 00:37:02,342
那我們去看電影吧?

849
00:37:02,383 --> 00:37:03,509
電影...我選?!

850
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:04,517
你選

851
00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:06,746
哦,我太興奮了!

852
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,754
好,我遲些時候給你電話

853
00:37:08,822 --> 00:37:09,754
再見

854
00:37:09,823 --> 00:37:10,755
再見

855
00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:18,623
強納!

856
00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:19,633
爸爸!

857
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,658
我一直想找個像湯姆漢克斯的人

858
00:37:24,104 --> 00:37:26,265
這一直都是我最喜歡的電影

859
00:37:26,307 --> 00:37:27,604
是嗎,我也是

860
00:37:27,641 --> 00:37:28,608
噓!

861
00:37:28,642 --> 00:37:31,270
如果你出了什麼事情怎麼辦?

862
00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:35,339
如果我找不到你怎麼辦?

863
00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:36,872
你在想什麼?

864
00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:38,544
什麼都沒想,我在看電影

865
00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:41,279
是啊,但是你在想什麼呢?

866
00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:42,448
噓!

867
00:37:42,489 --> 00:37:44,616
我喜歡這部電影

868
00:37:44,658 --> 00:37:48,287
哦,那我想你的腦中應該是一片空白

869
00:37:48,329 --> 00:37:50,797
你是我的家人,你是我的一切

870
00:37:50,864 --> 00:37:51,888
她是誰?

871
00:37:51,932 --> 00:37:53,923
噓!

872
00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,265
誰是誰?

873
00:37:55,302 --> 00:37:56,894
你在想的那個女孩子

874
00:37:56,937 --> 00:37:58,029
聽不清了

875
00:37:58,072 --> 00:38:00,063
我沒有想什么女孩子
啊!

876
00:38:00,107 --> 00:38:01,540
你不可能看著梅格萊恩兩小時

877
00:38:01,575 --> 00:38:02,542
卻不去想女孩子
噓!

878
00:38:02,576 --> 00:38:04,476
不要想別的女孩子

879
00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:05,978
呃...

880
00:38:06,013 --> 00:38:08,379
你想知道我在想什麼嗎?

881
00:38:08,415 --> 00:38:09,541
是的

882
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:11,676
我在想

883
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,552
你是多麼的美麗

884
00:38:14,588 --> 00:38:16,283
我就是在想那個

885
00:38:16,323 --> 00:38:18,757
好啦,我們繼續看電影吧,好片子啊

886
00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:22,751
啊...

887
00:38:22,796 --> 00:38:24,491
班

888
00:38:27,901 --> 00:38:30,529
哦,親愛的!

889
00:38:30,571 --> 00:38:32,334
我喜歡跟你分享這個

890
00:38:32,373 --> 00:38:33,340
是啊

891
00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:34,739
我看不見也聽不清了

892
00:38:34,775 --> 00:38:37,369
如果你不住嘴的話

893
00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:38,571
我男朋友會到後面去

894
00:38:38,612 --> 00:38:40,580
把你揍扁

895
00:38:40,614 --> 00:38:41,672
下次帶你的老女人出來的時候

896
00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:43,273
記得給她戴上嘴套

897
00:38:43,317 --> 00:38:44,249
什麼?!

898
00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:45,251
你說什麼?!

899
00:38:45,285 --> 00:38:46,252
你不能坐視不管啊...

900
00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,617
你,出來
噓!

901
00:38:47,654 --> 00:38:48,780
小聲點!

902
00:38:48,822 --> 00:38:51,313
小聲點!

903
00:38:51,358 --> 00:38:52,950
我是說,要有點風度,好不好?

904
00:38:52,993 --> 00:38:55,223
你想那樣跟我說話,我們還好商量

905
00:38:55,262 --> 00:38:56,456
但是不要對女士那樣,好嗎?

906
00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:58,089
班,班...班,他很壯的

907
00:38:58,132 --> 00:39:00,726
我知道,我並不想跟他打架,好嗎?

908
00:39:00,768 --> 00:39:02,133
他得向你道歉

909
00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:05,603
哦! 哇哦!

910
00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:07,573
現在,我要再進去

911
00:39:07,608 --> 00:39:10,099
把我的《西雅圖夜未眠》看完

912
00:39:10,144 --> 00:39:11,406
誰都別想惹我

913
00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:13,413
混...蛋

914
00:39:13,447 --> 00:39:14,846
哦,班
啊!

915
00:39:14,882 --> 00:39:15,849
你沒事吧?

916
00:39:15,883 --> 00:39:17,180
哦...
班

917
00:39:17,217 --> 00:39:18,184
班,班
哦,啊-啊-啊,什麼事?

918
00:39:18,218 --> 00:39:19,412
也許我該送你去醫院

919
00:39:19,453 --> 00:39:20,420
不,不,不,不

920
00:39:20,454 --> 00:39:21,722
不,要不然你會...
有人嗎!

921
00:39:21,855 --> 00:39:23,288
呃-呃-呃,嗨,嗨,你能保持不動嗎?

922
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,415
就這樣,保持不動?

923
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,584
好的,對不起...

924
00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:28,150
哦,哦...哦

925
00:39:28,195 --> 00:39:29,162
哦,耶

926
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,163
感覺真好

927
00:39:30,197 --> 00:39:31,164
班... 班...

928
00:39:31,198 --> 00:39:32,358
我開始感覺好一點了

929
00:39:32,399 --> 00:39:33,491
班...

930
00:39:34,668 --> 00:39:36,135
班!

931
00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:37,727
哦,我的上帝!

932
00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:38,999
你沒事的

933
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,599
哦,你一點事都沒有

934
00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,504
好啦,起來,洛基

935
00:39:44,544 --> 00:39:45,511
不,不...

936
00:39:45,545 --> 00:39:46,477
站起來

937
00:39:47,714 --> 00:39:50,205
啊,嗯?

938
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,376
耶

939
00:39:51,418 --> 00:39:52,385
嗨,別難過

940
00:39:52,419 --> 00:39:54,046
如果每次都有便宜占的話

941
00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,521
我也會為了女人打架的!

942
00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:57,955
呃-啊,對,其實也不是太糟糕啦

943
00:39:57,991 --> 00:39:59,288
真的?

944
00:39:59,326 --> 00:40:01,794
不,我是說,臉上挨了一拳那部分
是確實很糟糕

945
00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:03,056
嗯...

946
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,894
但是被揍之後受到照顧的時候...還不錯

947
00:40:05,932 --> 00:40:08,127
好吧!南丁格爾症候群,耶

948
00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:10,432
你要我幫你錄一下晚上的比賽嗎?

949
00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:12,097
沒必要,朋友

950
00:40:12,139 --> 00:40:13,629
晚上我會在家舒舒服服的

951
00:40:13,673 --> 00:40:16,141
看尼克隊比賽

952
00:40:16,176 --> 00:40:18,303
你怎麼這麼肯定?
哦,是啊

953
00:40:18,345 --> 00:40:19,642
烤什麼東西比較好?

954
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:20,703
不知道
想想看

955
00:40:20,747 --> 00:40:22,180
你要烤羊肉

956
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,182
沒錯

957
00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:25,480
女人喜歡會做飯的男人,對吧?

958
00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:26,781
你亮出看家本領了

959
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,082
我要深入發展
我喜歡

960
00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:30,214
為什麼他們總是忘記給我加燻肉

961
00:40:30,257 --> 00:40:33,192
真不敢相信你釣到那個凱子了

962
00:40:33,226 --> 00:40:35,194
只用了幾秒種

963
00:40:35,228 --> 00:40:40,825
他是天下最無知得可愛的男人

964
00:40:40,901 --> 00:40:44,496
你是在跟他約會呢,還是準備收養他?

965
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,333
安蒂,我很喜歡你關於這件事的筆記

966
00:40:51,611 --> 00:40:53,169
謝謝,拉娜

967
00:40:53,213 --> 00:40:54,544
你今天什麼時候再去見他?

968
00:40:54,581 --> 00:40:56,378
晚上

969
00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:58,941
他請我過去吃晚飯

970
00:40:58,985 --> 00:41:02,716
成果非凡啊,我覺得這個有戲

971
00:41:02,756 --> 00:41:04,246
謝謝,拉娜

972
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,623
我討厭她那樣賊頭賊腦的

973
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,127
我從沒注意過

974
00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:09,719
我聽到你說什麼了

975
00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:13,221
還有安蒂,晚上吃東西的時候
嘴張小一點

976
00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:17,796
哦,我的上帝!

977
00:41:17,904 --> 00:41:20,873
噁心,我簡直吃不下東西了

978
00:41:25,579 --> 00:41:27,046
進來吧,門是開著的

979
00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:32,381
你好
你來啦

980
00:41:32,419 --> 00:41:34,387
但願你有個好胃口,姑娘

981
00:41:35,422 --> 00:41:37,049
今晚我們要大吃一頓

982
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,587
哦...

983
00:41:42,629 --> 00:41:44,324
其實你少做點就可以了,小班

984
00:41:44,364 --> 00:41:45,331
布置得很可愛啊

985
00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:46,332
嗯?

986
00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:48,766
過去給自己倒杯紅酒吧

987
00:41:48,802 --> 00:41:50,463
5分鐘後開飯

988
00:41:50,503 --> 00:41:52,471
8分鐘後有個驚喜

989
00:41:52,505 --> 00:41:54,336
好啊,我快餓死了

990
00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:11,790
顏色真是完美!

991
00:42:23,737 --> 00:42:28,231
這東西沒人能抗拒

992
00:42:32,045 --> 00:42:33,512
雪莉、托莉

993
00:42:33,546 --> 00:42:38,574
辛妮、珠兒、費歐娜、卡莉...
大夥都來了!

994
00:42:39,819 --> 00:42:41,116
好啊

995
00:42:41,154 --> 00:42:43,952
離比賽開始還有兩分鐘

996
00:43:00,907 --> 00:43:03,569
哇哦,看你的這些東西

997
00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:05,976
真可愛,還有...

998
00:43:06,012 --> 00:43:08,344
我看到...

999
00:43:08,381 --> 00:43:11,009
你的新圍巾

1000
00:43:11,051 --> 00:43:13,178
所有的姑娘都想

1001
00:43:13,219 --> 00:43:16,746
成為班的夥伴
成為班的夥伴

1002
00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:19,588
盒子裡面裝的是什麼?

1003
00:43:19,626 --> 00:43:21,355
哦

1004
00:43:23,563 --> 00:43:24,962
這個是蕨寶寶

1005
00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:26,795
真的?

1006
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,596
就像我們之間的關係

1007
00:43:28,635 --> 00:43:32,332
一個無助的小寶寶急需溫柔愛護

1008
00:43:35,508 --> 00:43:36,475
謝謝

1009
00:43:38,378 --> 00:43:39,470
把音樂關了吧

1010
00:43:39,512 --> 00:43:41,036
好了,讓我們看看先發陣容

1011
00:43:41,081 --> 00:43:42,048
請坐

1012
00:43:42,082 --> 00:43:43,379
先看紐約尼克隊的

1013
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,714
現在看到的是,拉崔爾史普威爾
準備好

1014
00:43:45,752 --> 00:43:49,586
第二場,歡迎來到前排,小姐

1015
00:43:49,622 --> 00:43:52,090
哦,這兒啊

1016
00:43:54,961 --> 00:43:56,258
開飯了

1017
00:43:56,296 --> 00:43:58,764
本晚大廚特別推薦

1018
00:43:58,798 --> 00:44:00,789
櫻桃烤羊肉

1019
00:44:00,834 --> 00:44:04,770
開始上主菜

1020
00:44:04,838 --> 00:44:06,829
來了

1021
00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:10,472
來點胡蘿蔔

1022
00:44:12,512 --> 00:44:13,979
你沒事吧?

1023
00:44:14,014 --> 00:44:15,914
這東西真美

1024
00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:19,648
謝謝

1025
00:44:19,686 --> 00:44:20,983
你也很美

1026
00:44:21,021 --> 00:44:22,784
還有比賽,一切的一切

1027
00:44:24,858 --> 00:44:28,487
要是我吃肉就好了

1028
00:44:30,330 --> 00:44:33,891
瑪麗有隻小綿羊

1029
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,525
小綿羊...

1030
00:44:37,804 --> 00:44:39,931
你最好在我嘔吐之前把它拿走

1031
00:44:43,309 --> 00:44:45,777
這些東西是牛吃的

1032
00:44:50,316 --> 00:44:51,647
你好
你好

1033
00:44:51,684 --> 00:44:52,981
你怎麼樣?

1034
00:44:53,019 --> 00:44:56,216
哦,不過是有點消化不良

1035
00:44:56,256 --> 00:44:57,814
你沒事吧?
嗯

1036
00:44:57,924 --> 00:44:58,948
好的

1037
00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:00,584
呃,對不起,小姐?

1038
00:45:00,627 --> 00:45:02,959
你知不知道尼克隊現在的比分?

1039
00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:04,588
你看我像那種

1040
00:45:04,631 --> 00:45:06,496
知道比賽得分的人嗎?

1041
00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:08,433
不,你不像

1042
00:45:10,236 --> 00:45:14,195
大麥有什麼問題嗎?

1043
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,640
不,不

1044
00:45:21,247 --> 00:45:24,307
我男朋友覺得我太胖了!

1045
00:45:25,885 --> 00:45:29,184
在他面前我吃不下東西!

1046
00:45:29,222 --> 00:45:30,621
在你面前我吃不下!

1047
00:45:30,657 --> 00:45:33,455
我得去一下洗手間
我不覺得你...

1048
00:45:33,493 --> 00:45:35,188
我不覺得你胖

1049
00:45:38,698 --> 00:45:40,893
我不覺得她胖

1050
00:45:50,543 --> 00:45:51,669
比賽怎麼樣了?

1051
00:45:51,711 --> 00:45:54,145
史普剛上場,還有23秒

1052
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,647
尼克隊得球

1053
00:45:55,682 --> 00:45:56,979
把球搶到啊,夥計

1054
00:45:57,016 --> 00:45:58,210
快啊!

1055
00:45:58,251 --> 00:45:58,808
投啊!

1056
00:45:59,853 --> 00:46:01,150
哦!進了!

1057
00:46:01,187 --> 00:46:02,245
哦,夥計!

1058
00:46:02,288 --> 00:46:03,312
快,把它搶回來

1059
00:46:06,426 --> 00:46:07,393
快點

1060
00:46:07,427 --> 00:46:08,485
把球搶回來,把球搶回來!

1061
00:46:08,528 --> 00:46:10,052
傑克森得球

1062
00:46:10,096 --> 00:46:11,324
傑克森一個轉身過人

1063
00:46:11,364 --> 00:46:12,331
把它搶回來!
不!

1064
00:46:12,365 --> 00:46:13,491
媽的!

1065
00:46:13,533 --> 00:46:14,659
比賽時間結束

1066
00:46:14,701 --> 00:46:15,759
媽的!
倒板!

1067
00:46:15,802 --> 00:46:17,292
國王隊打敗了尼克隊

1068
00:46:17,337 --> 00:46:18,770
這是他們本賽季首次勝利

1069
00:46:18,838 --> 00:46:20,328
看下次吧

1070
00:46:27,981 --> 00:46:29,949
還好,有點意思

1071
00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:33,441
好的,11點25分

1072
00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:34,885
體育新聞

1073
00:46:34,921 --> 00:46:36,218
啊,來了

1074
00:46:37,924 --> 00:46:41,257
然後馬克傑克森一個背後傳球
傳給柯克湯瑪斯...

1075
00:46:41,294 --> 00:46:42,591
抱歉我們錯過了比賽

1076
00:46:42,629 --> 00:46:44,460
看住,看住.轉身!

1077
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,193
比賽還剩下30秒,史普威爾...

1078
00:46:47,233 --> 00:46:47,927
上啊,寶貝!

1079
00:46:47,967 --> 00:46:49,264
哦,真不敢相信

1080
00:46:49,302 --> 00:46:50,701
他居然沒投中

1081
00:46:50,737 --> 00:46:52,034
投啊,投啊!

1082
00:46:52,071 --> 00:46:54,471
還有12秒,比賽...
中!

1083
00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:56,634
你怎麼知道他沒投中的?

1084
00:46:58,478 --> 00:47:00,241
他總是...投不中

1085
00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:02,042
...這樣就結束了...
周日體育專欄報導的

1086
00:47:02,081 --> 00:47:04,549
...因為尼克隊沒機會再組織進攻

1087
00:47:06,386 --> 00:47:09,082
啊,夥計

1088
00:47:10,623 --> 00:47:11,817
休斯頓從來都沒失手過

1089
00:47:11,857 --> 00:47:13,950
周日體育專欄報導的

1090
00:47:25,271 --> 00:47:27,762
蘇菲亞公主想出來玩玩嗎?

1091
00:47:27,873 --> 00:47:31,138
誰是蘇菲亞公主?

1092
00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,270
不...不!

1093
00:47:36,315 --> 00:47:37,782
啊,你...你...

1094
00:47:37,883 --> 00:47:39,783
哇哦,你..你是開玩笑的,對吧?

1095
00:47:39,885 --> 00:47:41,352
蘇菲亞公主?

1096
00:47:41,387 --> 00:47:43,218
小,大,小,大,我不知道

1097
00:47:43,255 --> 00:47:44,483
我們會看到的!

1098
00:47:44,523 --> 00:47:45,990
啊,你知道,等一下

1099
00:47:46,025 --> 00:47:46,957
啊,不,不

1100
00:47:48,694 --> 00:47:49,956
好了,聽著

1101
00:47:49,995 --> 00:47:52,463
你不能叫我的...我的傢伙

1102
00:47:52,498 --> 00:47:54,159
蘇菲亞公主,它不是...

1103
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,599
不,我能

1104
00:47:55,634 --> 00:47:56,794
聽...聽我說

1105
00:47:56,869 --> 00:47:59,303
如果你要給我的...傢伙起名字的話,好

1106
00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:01,806
你也得給它起個陽剛點的名字,好嗎?

1107
00:48:01,841 --> 00:48:04,605
比如史派克或者布區,或者戰士之王克魯

1108
00:48:04,643 --> 00:48:05,735
但不能叫蘇菲亞公主

1109
00:48:05,845 --> 00:48:07,039
你剛才說什麼?

1110
00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:09,639
史派克

1111
00:48:09,682 --> 00:48:11,013
你知道我的意思?

1112
00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:13,143
不,不,在史派克後面說的

1113
00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:13,981
布區

1114
00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:15,509
布區後面

1115
00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:20,886
克魯... 戰士之王克魯

1116
00:48:20,926 --> 00:48:26,523
那戰士之王克魯想出來玩玩嗎?

1117
00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:29,129
哦,快點...
不

1118
00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:33,664
克魯

1119
00:48:33,706 --> 00:48:35,640
你知道嗎?

1120
00:48:35,674 --> 00:48:37,005
因為...

1121
00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:40,136
強烈的恥辱,國王已經...

1122
00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:42,704
暫時放棄了自己的王位

1123
00:48:42,748 --> 00:48:44,773
好嗎?
哦!

1124
00:48:44,817 --> 00:48:46,341
是啊

1125
00:48:46,385 --> 00:48:48,785
嗯,那樣的話...

1126
00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:50,753
我最好得走了

1127
00:48:54,527 --> 00:48:56,654
好好照顧我們的蕨寶寶啊,親愛的

1128
00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:17,749
你好

1129
00:49:17,783 --> 00:49:18,943
我明天能見你嗎?

1130
00:49:18,984 --> 00:49:20,542
真的?

1131
00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:22,178
我想是的

1132
00:49:23,589 --> 00:49:24,715
打電話給我

1133
00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:25,724
我會的

1134
00:49:25,758 --> 00:49:26,747
我也會打電話給你的

1135
00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:27,759
做個好夢

1136
00:49:27,793 --> 00:49:29,761
記得接電話!

1137
00:49:29,795 --> 00:49:31,126
什麼?

1138
00:49:33,132 --> 00:49:34,099
怎麼又是"冰樣的"?

1139
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:37,427
"北極的、冰凍的、嚴寒的"

1140
00:49:37,470 --> 00:49:38,937
"星光閃閃"怎麼樣?

1141
00:49:38,971 --> 00:49:40,768
泰爾最喜歡的電影

1142
00:49:40,806 --> 00:49:41,966
太差了

1143
00:49:42,007 --> 00:49:43,167
啊?

1144
00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:45,575
"閃爍、閃光、火花"

1145
00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:47,772
"火花..."好像不錯

1146
00:49:47,813 --> 00:49:48,973
啊,那太糟了

1147
00:49:49,014 --> 00:49:50,345
兄弟們,我們休息一下吧

1148
00:49:50,382 --> 00:49:52,247
啊?喝點咖啡,打打桌球

1149
00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:53,410
放鬆一下

1150
00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:55,647
也許我就能集中精神了

1151
00:49:55,688 --> 00:49:58,452
因為那個女人讓我快發瘋了

1152
00:49:58,491 --> 00:50:00,459
哪個女人...安蒂,還是蘇菲亞公主?

1153
00:50:01,494 --> 00:50:02,791
好,好,好!

1154
00:50:02,828 --> 00:50:03,795
等一下

1155
00:50:03,829 --> 00:50:05,797
你好像在尼克那場比賽後說

1156
00:50:05,898 --> 00:50:07,126
她是個女神的?

1157
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,634
哦,她是的,那是安蒂好的一面,兄弟

1158
00:50:09,668 --> 00:50:11,693
她令人驚奇、有趣、冷靜、性感

1159
00:50:11,737 --> 00:50:13,967
我現在說的是她邪惡的一面

1160
00:50:14,006 --> 00:50:15,132
就好像是...

1161
00:50:15,174 --> 00:50:17,802
就像是放大了的凱西李姬芙德

1162
00:50:17,843 --> 00:50:19,572
她...她恐怕有雙重性格

1163
00:50:19,612 --> 00:50:22,137
不過,她的南極肯定是占優勢的

1164
00:50:22,181 --> 00:50:26,117
你要做的就是再堅持5天

1165
00:50:26,151 --> 00:50:27,118
甜心!

1166
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,813
應該不會太困難

1167
00:50:28,854 --> 00:50:30,116
你好!
安蒂!

1168
00:50:30,155 --> 00:50:31,486
我的小甜心
嗨,親愛的

1169
00:50:31,524 --> 00:50:32,821
我們正在說你呢

1170
00:50:32,858 --> 00:50:34,086
你好

1171
00:50:34,126 --> 00:50:35,821
你怎麼樣? 你看起來漂亮極了

1172
00:50:35,861 --> 00:50:36,828
哦,謝謝

1173
00:50:36,862 --> 00:50:38,489
安蒂,這是東尼,這是泰爾

1174
00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:39,498
哦,是啊
嗨

1175
00:50:39,532 --> 00:50:41,363
小班跟我說過你們倆的很多事

1176
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,994
哦,嗯,小班也說過你的很多好事

1177
00:50:45,204 --> 00:50:47,035
哦,他們看起來不像是頭腦簡單的啊

1178
00:50:47,072 --> 00:50:48,198
親愛的

1179
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,207
嗯?

1180
00:50:49,241 --> 00:50:50,208
看看

1181
00:50:50,242 --> 00:50:51,334
我給我們買了什麼

1182
00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:53,671
看看他

1183
00:50:56,382 --> 00:50:58,009
看他走路的樣子,是什麼啊?

1184
00:50:58,050 --> 00:50:59,540
還穿毛衣呢

1185
00:50:59,585 --> 00:51:01,985
他是中國冠毛犬

1186
00:51:02,021 --> 00:51:03,147
開玩笑的吧

1187
00:51:03,188 --> 00:51:04,951
中國冠毛犬
嗯

1188
00:51:04,990 --> 00:51:06,787
那,它...它看起來像是條狗,對吧?

1189
00:51:07,693 --> 00:51:08,682
他開口了

1190
00:51:08,727 --> 00:51:09,955
哦,班,班

1191
00:51:09,995 --> 00:51:11,053
你有狗了

1192
00:51:11,096 --> 00:51:12,324
你傷害克魯的感情了

1193
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,058
他叫克魯?

1194
00:51:13,098 --> 00:51:15,623
克魯...戰士之王克魯

1195
00:51:15,668 --> 00:51:17,795
哦,對,很明顯你就是這麼說的...

1196
00:51:18,837 --> 00:51:19,804
哦,等等,還有東西

1197
00:51:19,838 --> 00:51:20,805
還有什麼?

1198
00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:21,806
哦,漂亮

1199
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,807
給我的?
對

1200
00:51:22,841 --> 00:51:24,468
出城的時候穿的?
試一下看看

1201
00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:26,535
看起來像...雨衣的裡子

1202
00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,137
中號,好啊
很襯你的!試一下看看

1203
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,444
確實會很合身的,親愛的,謝謝

1204
00:51:30,482 --> 00:51:31,449
不,班,穿上試試

1205
00:51:31,483 --> 00:51:32,711
你是該穿一下試試,不然

1206
00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:34,218
你就不知道合不合身...

1207
00:51:34,253 --> 00:51:35,220
哦,試一下吧

1208
00:51:35,254 --> 00:51:36,516
對誰都沒有壞處嘛

1209
00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,147
我只是想把它留到

1210
00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:39,748
更好的場合穿

1211
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,657
看看效果

1212
00:51:41,694 --> 00:51:43,218
哦,好,非常好

1213
00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:45,890
你穿卡其色衣服真好看

1214
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:50,366
我們將會組成一個興奮的小家庭

1215
00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:52,927
就我們三個

1216
00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:55,065
我們已經是的了,不是嗎?

1217
00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:58,572
他是我們的兒子,班

1218
00:51:58,611 --> 00:52:00,078
哦,看啊,真甜蜜

1219
00:52:05,217 --> 00:52:07,515
安蒂,我也很高興見到你,甜心

1220
00:52:07,553 --> 00:52:08,577
啊,我抓住你了

1221
00:52:08,621 --> 00:52:09,713
抓到了,抓到了

1222
00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:10,722
抓到了,抓到了,抓到了

1223
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:13,725
他只是還沒習慣上廁所

1224
00:52:15,094 --> 00:52:16,083
他尿得不錯

1225
00:52:17,997 --> 00:52:19,464
過來,小叮?國王

1226
00:52:19,498 --> 00:52:20,556
不,不,不

1227
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:21,725
過來,叮?國王

1228
00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:23,394
他是叮?國王
哦,是的

1229
00:52:23,435 --> 00:52:25,232
誰是我的小叮?? 叮?,叮?

1230
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:26,362
恭喜你們

1231
00:52:26,405 --> 00:52:27,429
小格子布家庭

1232
00:52:27,473 --> 00:52:28,940
我們,你知道的,我們有很多

1233
00:52:28,974 --> 00:52:30,464
工作要做,但是...

1234
00:52:30,509 --> 00:52:31,476
我們這個還是要

1235
00:52:31,510 --> 00:52:32,602
去你家玩撲克嗎?

1236
00:52:32,645 --> 00:52:34,135
哦,當然了
男人之夜

1237
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:36,147
很高興見到你

1238
00:52:36,181 --> 00:52:37,148
很高興見到你

1239
00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:38,149
還有,當然,克魯

1240
00:52:38,183 --> 00:52:39,309
再見,說再見,小克魯
好的

1241
00:52:39,351 --> 00:52:40,784
用點肥皂水就能洗掉

1242
00:52:40,819 --> 00:52:41,786
他會叫,"汪,汪"

1243
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:42,752
好的,謝謝,夥計們

1244
00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,824
過來

1245
00:52:45,858 --> 00:52:47,257
你愛他嗎?

1246
00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,259
我愛

1247
00:52:48,293 --> 00:52:50,523
哦,看看克魯的項鏈

1248
00:52:50,562 --> 00:52:53,827
他身上的碎鑽比莉柏拉絲的還多
你覺得呢?

1249
00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:55,595
哦,只是加了點首飾罷了

1250
00:52:58,871 --> 00:53:00,429
首飾?

1251
00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,066
首飾

1252
00:53:03,108 --> 00:53:04,132
我們的想法很大膽

1253
00:53:04,176 --> 00:53:05,234
嶄新,新鮮

1254
00:53:05,277 --> 00:53:07,438
"戴上首飾"

1255
00:53:07,479 --> 00:53:08,446
你說什麼?

1256
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,640
"戴上首飾..."

1257
00:53:09,682 --> 00:53:11,377
我們的競選口號

1258
00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:12,577
在蛋糕上灑上糖霜

1259
00:53:12,618 --> 00:53:15,086
我們在開會,班傑明

1260
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,418
我要說的跟鑽石有關,他們有如戴上首飾

1261
00:53:17,456 --> 00:53:19,924
好像在說,"哇,你想看看她戴的首飾嗎?"

1262
00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:21,425
戴上首飾
戴上首飾

1263
00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:22,791
你是怎麼想出來的?

1264
00:53:22,828 --> 00:53:23,795
我是從一個

1265
00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:25,421
瘋狂的愛上我的女人那裡得來的靈感

1266
00:53:26,465 --> 00:53:27,659
有可能

1267
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,567
但是關於那個女人是不是瘋狂的愛上了你

1268
00:53:30,602 --> 00:53:32,126
我還是要等到聚會那天才能決定

1269
00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:33,502
如果他能把她帶到那裡去

1270
00:53:33,539 --> 00:53:36,940
現在,只要想想看...
女士們,戴上首飾

1271
00:53:36,975 --> 00:53:38,704
戴上首飾

1272
00:53:38,744 --> 00:53:40,268
我們能在聚會上宣布

1273
00:53:40,312 --> 00:53:40,971
它將會成為主題詞

1274
00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:41,479
是的

1275
00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:42,673
所有東西都掛上首飾

1276
00:53:42,715 --> 00:53:43,807
所有的東西
馬丁尼酒杯

1277
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:44,814
裝飾燈

1278
00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:46,544
啊,所有的珠寶

1279
00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:47,176
還有女人

1280
00:53:47,219 --> 00:53:48,481
整個聚會...

1281
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,987
就像一顆閃亮的鑽石

1282
00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:51,580
珠光閃閃

1283
00:53:53,592 --> 00:53:55,287
紐約的女人們!

1284
00:53:55,327 --> 00:53:57,124
戴上首飾吧!

1285
00:53:57,162 --> 00:53:59,562
嘿,戴上這個吧!

1286
00:53:59,598 --> 00:54:01,361
我喜歡

1287
00:54:06,872 --> 00:54:08,737
我聽到了

1288
00:54:08,774 --> 00:54:11,106
你有17個留言

1289
00:54:11,143 --> 00:54:13,441
留言一,接收於5點44分

1290
00:54:13,479 --> 00:54:14,639
哦,坐下,坐

1291
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,773
嗨,甜豆豆,是我

1292
00:54:16,815 --> 00:54:17,782
你在哪裡?

1293
00:54:17,816 --> 00:54:18,976
我不在家

1294
00:54:19,017 --> 00:54:21,144
接收於5點47分

1295
00:54:21,186 --> 00:54:24,485
小班,我是安蒂,我猜你不在家

1296
00:54:24,523 --> 00:54:27,321
第三通,接收於5點48分

1297
00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:28,792
小班熊,你怎麼不聽電話?

1298
00:54:28,827 --> 00:54:29,987
不,我聽的

1299
00:54:30,028 --> 00:54:31,791
第四通,接收於5點49分

1300
00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:32,990
嗨,夥計

1301
00:54:33,031 --> 00:54:34,589
今晚是第三場比賽,金髮妞隊

1302
00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:35,930
不要遲到,不然我就殺了你

1303
00:54:37,002 --> 00:54:37,969
誰?!

1304
00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:39,163
是我

1305
00:54:39,204 --> 00:54:41,798
第五通,接收於5點52分

1306
00:54:41,874 --> 00:54:43,466
是我

1307
00:54:46,845 --> 00:54:48,005
真是讓人驚喜

1308
00:54:48,046 --> 00:54:49,479
想抓住你

1309
00:54:49,515 --> 00:54:50,482
什麼?

1310
00:54:50,516 --> 00:54:52,484
我做了件有點古怪的事

1311
00:54:52,518 --> 00:54:54,286
呃?

1312
00:54:54,419 --> 00:54:56,512
我今天上班的時候用Photoshop

1313
00:54:56,554 --> 00:54:58,613
把我們的臉合成在一起

1314
00:54:58,657 --> 00:55:01,057
來看看我們的孩子會長成什麼樣子

1315
00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:02,650
我們的...家庭...相冊!

1316
00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:17,901
你不想看看我們的孩子們嗎?

1317
00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:21,105
我們沒有...

1318
00:55:21,146 --> 00:55:22,238
孩子

1319
00:55:33,124 --> 00:55:35,820
我恨你

1320
00:55:38,029 --> 00:55:39,189
你知道什麼?

1321
00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:40,288
對不起,不不不

1322
00:55:40,332 --> 00:55:42,232
我不是那個意思,好嗎?

1323
00:55:42,267 --> 00:55:44,599
我...讓我看看吧

1324
00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:45,603
請讓我看看

1325
00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:47,002
我們沒有孩子!

1326
00:55:47,038 --> 00:55:49,131
哦,我以為你是指...克魯

1327
00:55:49,174 --> 00:55:50,402
我只是想...

1328
00:55:50,442 --> 00:55:52,205
你能讓我看看他們嗎?

1329
00:55:52,243 --> 00:55:53,972
你不想看他們的

1330
00:55:54,012 --> 00:55:56,412
我想,請...請讓我看看

1331
00:55:56,448 --> 00:55:58,348
我真的想看

1332
00:55:58,383 --> 00:56:00,681
真的?

1333
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:01,686
是的

1334
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,709
好吧

1335
00:56:03,988 --> 00:56:05,580
這是我們的婚禮

1336
00:56:09,027 --> 00:56:11,427
這是我們的第一個孩子

1337
00:56:11,463 --> 00:56:12,760
小小班

1338
00:56:12,864 --> 00:56:14,126
是的

1339
00:56:16,534 --> 00:56:17,694
這是我們

1340
00:56:17,736 --> 00:56:19,260
在夏威夷度假

1341
00:56:19,304 --> 00:56:21,772
小安蒂騎在我的肩膀上

1342
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,172
還有...答-答-答

1343
00:56:24,209 --> 00:56:25,267
小班傑明騎在你的肩膀上

1344
00:56:26,711 --> 00:56:27,700
這是小安蒂

1345
00:56:27,746 --> 00:56:29,236
這些都是我們的孩子

1346
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,373
在瑞士,唱歌

1347
00:56:31,416 --> 00:56:34,385
我們的孩子可真是...

1348
00:56:34,419 --> 00:56:35,613
有魅力

1349
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,793
是的!

1350
00:56:43,828 --> 00:56:46,797
啊,嗨,媽媽

1351
00:56:46,831 --> 00:56:48,389
啊,是的,我很好

1352
00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:49,730
是的,她是

1353
00:56:49,768 --> 00:56:50,735
等一下

1354
00:56:50,769 --> 00:56:51,895
找你的

1355
00:56:51,936 --> 00:56:54,131
哦,好

1356
00:56:54,172 --> 00:56:56,140
嗨,葛蘭達

1357
00:56:56,174 --> 00:56:57,801
為什麼我媽媽會打電話給你?

1358
00:56:57,842 --> 00:56:58,809
噓

1359
00:56:58,843 --> 00:57:02,006
我剛剛給他看了

1360
00:57:02,046 --> 00:57:04,207
他覺得我們的孩子

1361
00:57:04,249 --> 00:57:07,116
會很有魅力的

1362
00:57:09,454 --> 00:57:10,478
哦,不

1363
00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,519
好吧,你回去做飯吧

1364
00:57:13,558 --> 00:57:14,684
過幾天再給我打電話

1365
00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:16,523
明天,好

1366
00:57:16,561 --> 00:57:17,619
好了,葛蘭達

1367
00:57:17,662 --> 00:57:18,788
我也愛你,再見

1368
00:57:19,998 --> 00:57:21,090
謝謝,親愛的

1369
00:57:21,132 --> 00:57:22,326
耶

1370
00:57:23,802 --> 00:57:26,794
你跟我媽媽談過,啊?

1371
00:57:28,139 --> 00:57:29,868
是的,我打電話找她

1372
00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:31,899
要了你的幾張小時候的照片
放在我們的相冊裡

1373
00:57:31,943 --> 00:57:33,934
你從來沒告訴過我...

1374
00:57:33,978 --> 00:57:36,037
到5歲還用尿布呢

1375
00:57:38,817 --> 00:57:40,341
我跟你說,親愛的,我還要去...

1376
00:57:41,419 --> 00:57:43,785
啊,不

1377
00:57:43,888 --> 00:57:45,219
饒了我吧,兄弟

1378
00:57:45,256 --> 00:57:47,747
你覺得他是不是以為那是草地?

1379
00:58:13,785 --> 00:58:16,413
哦...

1380
00:58:16,454 --> 00:58:18,115
哦,天

1381
00:58:39,811 --> 00:58:40,778
嘿,小班熊?

1382
00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:42,143
嘿!

1383
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,306
今晚有活動嗎?

1384
00:58:43,348 --> 00:58:44,747
今晚?

1385
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:46,272
我還有個驚喜要給你

1386
00:58:46,317 --> 00:58:48,785
啊...你知道嗎?

1387
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,788
今晚可不是很湊巧

1388
00:58:50,889 --> 00:58:52,447
我,我要加班

1389
00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:53,787
有很多事要做
哦,不

1390
00:58:53,892 --> 00:58:54,790
是的,是的,我知道

1391
00:58:54,893 --> 00:58:55,791
今晚有尼克隊的比賽

1392
00:58:55,894 --> 00:58:57,555
我給我們倆做了椰菜蘆薈砂鍋

1393
00:58:57,595 --> 00:58:59,893
就放在電視前面

1394
00:58:59,931 --> 00:59:01,922
但是我們就是那樣也不行

1395
00:59:01,966 --> 00:59:03,228
因為我必須要加班

1396
00:59:03,268 --> 00:59:06,066
那太糟糕了,因為我買了今晚的票

1397
00:59:06,104 --> 00:59:08,072
票？

1398
00:59:08,005 --> 00:59:09,802
票啊!多好的票啊!

1399
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,240
前排,現場右側

1400
00:59:12,276 --> 00:59:14,141
我的意思是,你都能聞到...

1401
00:59:14,178 --> 00:59:16,305
舞台上的汗味

1402
00:59:16,346 --> 00:59:18,974
我想...

1403
00:59:19,016 --> 00:59:20,643
我...

1404
00:59:20,684 --> 00:59:22,549
我真的不必那麼做

1405
00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:24,019
哦,為什麼我不去找

1406
00:59:24,054 --> 00:59:26,181
東尼,他可以代替我的,對吧?

1407
00:59:26,223 --> 00:59:27,656
很好啊

1408
00:59:27,724 --> 00:59:30,249
是啊! 謝謝

1409
00:59:30,294 --> 00:59:32,159
親愛的,真是太謝謝你了

1410
00:59:32,196 --> 00:59:35,165
爽!

1411
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:37,827
哦,瞧瞧幾點啦?

1412
00:59:39,269 --> 00:59:42,102
這是人生的第一次

1413
00:59:42,139 --> 00:59:44,664
我想跟你一起分享

1414
00:59:49,379 --> 00:59:52,678
她演繹得跌宕起伏

1415
00:59:52,716 --> 00:59:54,911
我從沒受過

1416
00:59:54,952 --> 00:59:56,385
如此強的震撼

1417
00:59:58,822 --> 01:00:01,222
那在這一切之後,他仍沒有離開你?

1418
01:00:01,258 --> 01:00:03,783
哦,我來告訴你,這叫做激烈的度量標準

1419
01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:04,919
少來了

1420
01:00:04,961 --> 01:00:06,292
集中注意

1421
01:00:06,329 --> 01:00:09,093
你被粘上了?

1422
01:00:09,132 --> 01:00:11,498
緊貼著,無法離開的,嘀咕不停的...

1423
01:00:11,535 --> 01:00:12,968
幼稚的話?

1424
01:00:13,003 --> 01:00:16,302
偶爾吧! 我的意思是,我能把握好分寸

1425
01:00:16,339 --> 01:00:18,705
我曾試著不讓麥克跟他的舊女友聯繫

1426
01:00:18,809 --> 01:00:21,607
或是更好點,跟你所有過去的男友談談

1427
01:00:21,645 --> 01:00:23,374
沒錯,沒錯,沒錯

1428
01:00:23,413 --> 01:00:25,278
但那不適用於這個傢伙

1429
01:00:25,315 --> 01:00:26,839
我意思是,這是Defcon Five

1430
01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:28,510
我必須真心真意的做些事

1431
01:00:28,552 --> 01:00:30,543
那不好笑

1432
01:00:32,723 --> 01:00:35,055
聽著,我必須在明天之前好好考慮點事

1433
01:00:35,092 --> 01:00:37,720
等等,為什麼不在今晚呢?

1434
01:00:37,794 --> 01:00:39,694
撲克之夜,男生們的節日夜晚

1435
01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:41,288
哦,麥克也常參加男生之夜

1436
01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:43,322
男生之夜? 你讓他去男生之夜?

1437
01:00:43,366 --> 01:00:45,834
他們每周都搞一次

1438
01:00:45,869 --> 01:00:48,599
在他認識你之前

1439
01:00:48,638 --> 01:00:50,868
你想說什麼?

1440
01:00:50,907 --> 01:00:52,932
我想你知道我想說什麼

1441
01:00:55,178 --> 01:00:57,237
感覺運氣不錯嗎,夥計們?
是的

1442
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,510
斯文的班,壓兩塊

1443
01:00:59,549 --> 01:01:01,847
我覺得我運氣比你好

1444
01:01:01,885 --> 01:01:04,945
很走運沒有把席琳狄翁的演唱會
從頭看到完

1445
01:01:06,089 --> 01:01:08,114
那就是真愛的真諦,我的朋友

1446
01:01:08,158 --> 01:01:09,284
我放棄

1447
01:01:09,326 --> 01:01:10,953
好吧,我想見見你們兩個,再加50

1448
01:01:10,994 --> 01:01:12,188
她在跟你談戀愛?

1449
01:01:12,229 --> 01:01:13,457
你在取笑我?
她都準備結婚了

1450
01:01:13,497 --> 01:01:14,464
叫牌

1451
01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:15,829
好吧,夥計們

1452
01:01:15,866 --> 01:01:17,493
看牌哭去吧
哦,見鬼

1453
01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:19,126
通殺啊?

1454
01:01:19,169 --> 01:01:20,796
見鬼
沒什麼

1455
01:01:20,837 --> 01:01:22,702
我有一張三和一張麼

1456
01:01:22,739 --> 01:01:25,139
沒有比這更好的了

1457
01:01:25,175 --> 01:01:26,267
看那

1458
01:01:26,309 --> 01:01:27,776
小班,我回來了

1459
01:01:31,014 --> 01:01:32,845
嗨,親愛的

1460
01:01:32,883 --> 01:01:34,441
嘿,安蒂

1461
01:01:36,286 --> 01:01:38,254
她有鑰匙?

1462
01:01:38,288 --> 01:01:39,880
那合法嗎?

1463
01:01:39,923 --> 01:01:42,721
我沒想到你會來

1464
01:01:43,894 --> 01:01:46,556
你怎麼弄到鑰匙的?

1465
01:01:46,596 --> 01:01:49,258
哦,親愛的,是從法蘭西斯可,你的跟班

1466
01:01:49,299 --> 01:01:50,891
他為我再配了一把

1467
01:01:50,934 --> 01:01:52,231
法蘭西斯可?

1468
01:01:52,269 --> 01:01:53,736
嗯 好的

1469
01:01:53,837 --> 01:01:55,737
你沒事吧,小班?

1470
01:01:55,806 --> 01:01:57,603
不,我沒事
你沒事?

1471
01:01:57,641 --> 01:01:59,074
不,不,不,不
我沒事,我沒事

1472
01:01:59,109 --> 01:02:00,508
哦,好的
你認識一下這些傢伙們

1473
01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:02,603
他們是,東尼、克萊、法蘭西斯
哦,好的!

1474
01:02:02,646 --> 01:02:03,544
嘿
當心!

1475
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:04,512
嗨

1476
01:02:07,884 --> 01:02:08,942
東尼,你好!

1477
01:02:08,985 --> 01:02:10,009
東尼!
是!

1478
01:02:10,053 --> 01:02:11,042
羅南
羅南

1479
01:02:11,087 --> 01:02:12,076
喬

1480
01:02:12,122 --> 01:02:13,419
喬
嘿,安蒂,夥計們

1481
01:02:13,456 --> 01:02:15,390
我並不想攪了你們的牌局

1482
01:02:15,425 --> 01:02:17,518
我們知道,我們知道,我們都能理解

1483
01:02:17,561 --> 01:02:18,823
我帶來些美味的點心

1484
01:02:18,862 --> 01:02:20,022
點心?

1485
01:02:20,063 --> 01:02:22,861
遊戲繼續

1486
01:02:22,899 --> 01:02:25,129
三張朝上,賭注一美元

1487
01:02:25,168 --> 01:02:26,260
哦,東尼

1488
01:02:26,303 --> 01:02:27,395
嗯?

1489
01:02:27,437 --> 01:02:29,166
討厭的,討厭的比薩餅
哦

1490
01:02:29,206 --> 01:02:31,367
討厭的比薩餅
哦,不

1491
01:02:31,408 --> 01:02:33,000
美味的,美味的,黃瓜三明治

1492
01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:34,169
哦...哦

1493
01:02:35,178 --> 01:02:37,669
第一張牌是9
謝謝

1494
01:02:39,349 --> 01:02:41,112
我來一塊

1495
01:02:41,151 --> 01:02:42,584
好的,當然,好的

1496
01:02:42,619 --> 01:02:43,984
好孩子,很好

1497
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:46,011
我們繼續...把這拿走

1498
01:02:46,056 --> 01:02:47,148
非常感謝

1499
01:02:47,190 --> 01:02:49,181
亮三張牌,亮三張牌
我壓一元,你們跟嗎?

1500
01:02:49,226 --> 01:02:51,319
快看牌,快看牌

1501
01:02:51,361 --> 01:02:52,453
快看牌

1502
01:03:12,015 --> 01:03:13,243
謝了,小班

1503
01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,477
泰爾

1504
01:03:14,517 --> 01:03:16,246
你也要哦,泰爾

1505
01:03:16,286 --> 01:03:17,810
哦,好的

1506
01:03:17,854 --> 01:03:19,151
好吧,大家都壓一元

1507
01:03:19,189 --> 01:03:19,917
下一張牌是5

1508
01:03:19,956 --> 01:03:21,150
9和5
9和5

1509
01:03:21,191 --> 01:03:22,419
又回給你了,提托

1510
01:03:22,459 --> 01:03:25,155
哦!9和7

1511
01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:27,425
通殺

1512
01:03:27,464 --> 01:03:28,829
嗯

1513
01:03:28,865 --> 01:03:29,832
第二輪

1514
01:03:29,866 --> 01:03:31,299
東尼,擲骰子,你先

1515
01:03:31,334 --> 01:03:32,926
她跟你們說了我的底牌

1516
01:03:32,969 --> 01:03:34,231
躲貓貓!

1517
01:03:34,271 --> 01:03:36,705
哦,嘿
嗨!

1518
01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:39,368
夥計們,我們還要在這兒玩牌
還是做些什麼呢?

1519
01:03:39,409 --> 01:03:41,400
我們在玩什麼啊?

1520
01:03:41,444 --> 01:03:43,776
我們在玩牌啊?

1521
01:03:46,383 --> 01:03:47,714
好吧,我已經是最高分了

1522
01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:49,082
我們有一條9,9,夥計們

1523
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,814
9,9
吹氣

1524
01:03:52,322 --> 01:03:53,550
吹氣

1525
01:03:53,590 --> 01:03:55,820
沒人會喜歡鼻塞先生的

1526
01:03:55,859 --> 01:03:58,123
我討厭鼻塞先生

1527
01:03:58,161 --> 01:03:59,355
來吧,擤一下鼻子

1528
01:04:05,669 --> 01:04:06,966
好的,好的,好的

1529
01:04:07,003 --> 01:04:08,027
白的

1530
01:04:08,071 --> 01:04:10,301
健康的男生
好的

1531
01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:12,934
健康
嗯

1532
01:04:14,511 --> 01:04:16,172
東尼,把你的注意力放到牌局上好嗎?

1533
01:04:16,212 --> 01:04:17,179
哦,不

1534
01:04:17,213 --> 01:04:18,339
我們還玩嗎?

1535
01:04:18,381 --> 01:04:19,871
哦,不!

1536
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:23,215
我們的愛蕨!

1537
01:04:23,253 --> 01:04:25,619
它死了

1538
01:04:27,123 --> 01:04:29,557
不,親愛的,它是睡著了

1539
01:04:29,592 --> 01:04:32,493
你讓它死了!

1540
01:04:33,863 --> 01:04:35,694
你要讓我們去死嗎?

1541
01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:36,925
嗯?

1542
01:04:38,902 --> 01:04:41,063
你該好好想想

1543
01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:44,002
愛蕨是個什麼鬼東西?

1544
01:04:46,977 --> 01:04:48,706
好吧,夥計們

1545
01:04:48,812 --> 01:04:51,337
讓我們試著繼續玩下去

1546
01:04:53,883 --> 01:04:56,283
她沒什麼問題吧?

1547
01:04:56,319 --> 01:04:57,980
上帝啊,我希望是

1548
01:05:03,593 --> 01:05:04,992
嗨

1549
01:05:08,398 --> 01:05:11,390
你們是在說我是某種

1550
01:05:11,434 --> 01:05:13,925
神經病?!
不,不,不,他不是...

1551
01:05:13,970 --> 01:05:15,130
哦,東尼!

1552
01:05:15,171 --> 01:05:17,162
什麼啊?他只是說...

1553
01:05:17,207 --> 01:05:18,640
別這樣了
沒什麼!

1554
01:05:18,675 --> 01:05:20,142
安蒂
沒什麼

1555
01:05:22,312 --> 01:05:23,939
我會自己把愛蕨帶走

1556
01:05:34,257 --> 01:05:35,383
等會兒

1557
01:05:40,697 --> 01:05:42,164
怎麼了?

1558
01:05:42,198 --> 01:05:43,426
我要去聽看看

1559
01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:45,400
好
小聲點

1560
01:05:46,503 --> 01:05:47,970
聽著,這真得讓人反感

1561
01:05:48,004 --> 01:05:50,370
不是嗎?你裝得就像是個真的神經病

1562
01:05:50,407 --> 01:05:51,374
你知道嗎?

1563
01:05:51,408 --> 01:05:52,966
哦,那我就是神經病

1564
01:05:53,009 --> 01:05:55,569
不,你在裝神經病

1565
01:05:55,612 --> 01:05:58,308
閉嘴,可羅

1566
01:05:58,348 --> 01:06:00,009
哦,它是個無辜的動物

1567
01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:01,176
它會活著,好嗎? 我在跟你說話

1568
01:06:01,217 --> 01:06:02,184
我不知道

1569
01:06:02,218 --> 01:06:03,185
我是否能跟個不喜歡動物

1570
01:06:03,219 --> 01:06:05,619
又認為我是個神經病的人交往

1571
01:06:05,655 --> 01:06:07,384
那是我要說的

1572
01:06:07,424 --> 01:06:10,450
我認識的那個性感的,酷,有趣的

1573
01:06:10,493 --> 01:06:12,358
聰明的,美麗的安蒂哪兒去了?

1574
01:06:12,395 --> 01:06:14,260
好吧? 那傢伙想成為

1575
01:06:14,297 --> 01:06:15,992
一個嚴肅的新聞記者?

1576
01:06:16,032 --> 01:06:17,863
你上來了,你下去了,你在這兒,你在那兒

1577
01:06:17,901 --> 01:06:20,369
你就像是個怪誕的女人在玩雜耍,安蒂

1578
01:06:20,403 --> 01:06:22,337
那麼我猜這意味著我們結束了

1579
01:06:22,372 --> 01:06:23,669
是的,我想也是

1580
01:06:23,706 --> 01:06:24,673
很好

1581
01:06:24,707 --> 01:06:26,504
很好

1582
01:06:26,543 --> 01:06:29,137
噢,結束了

1583
01:06:34,351 --> 01:06:35,318
哦!
哇哦!

1584
01:06:42,759 --> 01:06:44,317
結束了,夥計們

1585
01:06:44,361 --> 01:06:45,123
哦,可是...

1586
01:06:45,162 --> 01:06:46,356
不,不,不,不,不

1587
01:06:46,396 --> 01:06:48,193
不,不,不
結束了

1588
01:06:48,232 --> 01:06:49,699
4天,4天
4天多!

1589
01:06:49,733 --> 01:06:51,394
夥計們,你們都在這兒...
你們沒目擊到那女人

1590
01:06:51,435 --> 01:06:52,902
腦子有病?

1591
01:06:52,936 --> 01:06:54,198
你們看到了,嗯!

1592
01:06:54,238 --> 01:06:55,705
是的,我想那是種性感

1593
01:06:55,772 --> 01:06:56,704
是的

1594
01:06:56,773 --> 01:06:58,468
那不是性感

1595
01:06:58,508 --> 01:07:00,703
他是對的,他是對的
不,忘了吧

1596
01:07:00,811 --> 01:07:03,575
那麼,你認為史畢爾絲跟格林

1597
01:07:03,614 --> 01:07:05,241
會覺得在他們的新辦公室舒服嗎?

1598
01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,340
哦,當然了,確定

1599
01:07:06,383 --> 01:07:07,577
也許他是興奮的
夥計們,別說了

1600
01:07:07,618 --> 01:07:08,949
他要出售Nerfl橄欖球隊

1601
01:07:08,986 --> 01:07:10,385
嘿,嘿,嘿!
為了他的餘生!

1602
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,115
他也許,就像,可以得到一次
真的好沖洗運動

1603
01:07:12,155 --> 01:07:13,144
嘿,好了!
怎麼了?怎麼了?

1604
01:07:13,190 --> 01:07:14,248
夫婦治療
當然!

1605
01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:15,417
什麼?

1606
01:07:15,459 --> 01:07:16,653
每次我老婆要跟我離婚時

1607
01:07:16,693 --> 01:07:17,660
我就提議去夫婦治療

1608
01:07:17,694 --> 01:07:18,888
那至少花去你4天時間

1609
01:07:18,929 --> 01:07:20,157
她討厭他!

1610
01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:21,892
治療,夫婦治療

1611
01:07:21,932 --> 01:07:23,092
是的,夫婦治療

1612
01:07:23,133 --> 01:07:24,100
夫婦治療!

1613
01:07:24,134 --> 01:07:25,499
夫婦治療
去啊!

1614
01:07:25,535 --> 01:07:26,502
夫婦治療

1615
01:07:26,536 --> 01:07:28,470
夫婦治療
夫婦治療

1616
01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:29,870
夫婦治療!

1617
01:07:29,906 --> 01:07:31,032
喔啊!

1618
01:07:41,218 --> 01:07:42,344
啊!

1619
01:07:42,386 --> 01:07:43,353
安蒂!

1620
01:07:43,387 --> 01:07:45,412
哦,哦,哦,聽我說

1621
01:07:45,455 --> 01:07:46,649
你能原諒我嗎,親愛的?

1622
01:07:46,690 --> 01:07:48,681
聽著,我不知道我在想些什麼,好嗎?

1623
01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:50,020
對不起

1624
01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:51,527
我錯了,安蒂

1625
01:07:51,561 --> 01:07:54,223
你能再給我一次機會嗎?

1626
01:07:55,265 --> 01:07:58,029
你還沒玩夠嗎?

1627
01:07:58,068 --> 01:07:59,695
嘿,聽著,我願意做一切

1628
01:07:59,736 --> 01:08:01,067
起來

1629
01:08:01,104 --> 01:08:02,969
我會做一切的,安蒂

1630
01:08:03,006 --> 01:08:04,132
起來

1631
01:08:04,174 --> 01:08:05,971
聽著,你在想些什麼...?

1632
01:08:06,009 --> 01:08:07,499
你在想些什麼...

1633
01:08:07,544 --> 01:08:10,638
夫婦治療?

1634
01:08:10,747 --> 01:08:12,476
夫婦治療?

1635
01:08:12,516 --> 01:08:13,642
夫婦治療

1636
01:08:13,684 --> 01:08:15,208
聽著,泰爾就在上面那兒

1637
01:08:15,252 --> 01:08:16,310
他認識這類的醫生

1638
01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,752
他說他是男人的噩夢

1639
01:08:17,788 --> 01:08:20,279
不,我認識個臨床醫生

1640
01:08:20,324 --> 01:08:22,224
他能很好的幫助像你這樣的傢伙,班傑明

1641
01:08:22,259 --> 01:08:23,658
是的,那是我所需要的

1642
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,591
我會打電話預約個緊急會議

1643
01:08:25,629 --> 01:08:26,994
親愛的,不管怎麼樣

1644
01:08:27,030 --> 01:08:28,657
親親我

1645
01:08:28,699 --> 01:08:30,166
謝謝你,親愛的

1646
01:08:31,201 --> 01:08:33,635
謝謝你的理解

1647
01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:36,503
我愛你,班...

1648
01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:38,735
但我不該立刻喜歡你

1649
01:08:43,714 --> 01:08:45,341
謝謝,安蒂

1650
01:08:50,554 --> 01:08:52,522
啊,見鬼!

1651
01:08:52,556 --> 01:08:54,786
該死的!

1652
01:08:54,825 --> 01:08:57,817
如果你真的想這麼做

1653
01:08:57,861 --> 01:08:59,692
你就必須要敞開心扉

1654
01:08:59,730 --> 01:09:01,527
是的
...還要深入的挖掘

1655
01:09:01,565 --> 01:09:02,532
好的

1656
01:09:02,566 --> 01:09:03,624
顯露出美麗的心靈

1657
01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:04,656
讓我看看你的牙

1658
01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,304
安蒂安德森

1659
01:09:08,338 --> 01:09:10,465
班傑明巴瑞

1660
01:09:10,507 --> 01:09:12,134
請進

1661
01:09:12,175 --> 01:09:13,767
歡迎光臨

1662
01:09:19,349 --> 01:09:20,475
在我們開始之前

1663
01:09:20,517 --> 01:09:22,542
你們想為這次會談付多少錢呢?

1664
01:09:22,586 --> 01:09:24,816
親愛的?

1665
01:09:24,855 --> 01:09:25,947
多少錢?

1666
01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:27,422
300美金

1667
01:09:27,457 --> 01:09:28,549
300美金?

1668
01:09:30,694 --> 01:09:32,753
無論如何,行

1669
01:09:32,796 --> 01:09:34,627
那麼,告訴我

1670
01:09:34,664 --> 01:09:36,495
你們倆認識多久了?

1671
01:09:36,533 --> 01:09:37,522
7天

1672
01:09:37,567 --> 01:09:38,659
7天

1673
01:09:38,735 --> 01:09:39,997
有趣

1674
01:09:40,036 --> 01:09:42,163
來看醫生早了吧?

1675
01:09:42,205 --> 01:09:43,638
好吧,班,

1676
01:09:43,673 --> 01:09:46,335
7天不像是一生,或是其他什麼

1677
01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:48,173
它就像是一周
它...

1678
01:09:49,413 --> 01:09:51,347
你聽到他說話的口氣了嗎?

1679
01:09:51,381 --> 01:09:53,110
我們怎能不因那種口氣

1680
01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:54,242
而產生隔閡呢?

1681
01:09:55,285 --> 01:09:58,015
那你們的性生活呢?

1682
01:09:58,054 --> 01:10:00,181
哦!

1683
01:10:00,223 --> 01:10:01,588
哦...哦

1684
01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:02,649
不,不...

1685
01:10:02,692 --> 01:10:03,852
我們沒發生過性關係
哦,沒有

1686
01:10:03,894 --> 01:10:05,828
班有個很細小的問題

1687
01:10:05,862 --> 01:10:07,193
我沒問題
哦

1688
01:10:07,230 --> 01:10:08,356
有,你有

1689
01:10:08,398 --> 01:10:09,865
沒有,我沒有問題
有

1690
01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:11,094
那是個大問題

1691
01:10:11,134 --> 01:10:12,795
我沒問題
你有問題

1692
01:10:12,836 --> 01:10:13,996
聽著,聽著,聽著,等一會兒

1693
01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:15,504
就在我們想做愛的

1694
01:10:15,539 --> 01:10:16,836
那天晚上

1695
01:10:16,873 --> 01:10:20,104
好吧,她突然決定要給我的...取個昵稱

1696
01:10:20,143 --> 01:10:21,337
陰莖?

1697
01:10:21,378 --> 01:10:22,811
是的“蘇菲亞公主”哈!

1698
01:10:22,846 --> 01:10:24,143
你想要談談

1699
01:10:24,181 --> 01:10:26,376
男人是怎麼做愛的嗎?
喔!來吧!

1700
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:28,577
我認為那個昵稱很美

1701
01:10:28,618 --> 01:10:30,142
嗯,我明白,班傑明

1702
01:10:30,187 --> 01:10:32,985
那你是何時第一次認識到

1703
01:10:33,023 --> 01:10:35,719
你被其他的男人吸引上了?

1704
01:10:35,759 --> 01:10:38,057
什麼?
哦,那很嚴肅的

1705
01:10:38,094 --> 01:10:39,584
嗯

1706
01:10:39,629 --> 01:10:41,654
班傑明,這是安全的地方

1707
01:10:41,698 --> 01:10:43,825
聽著,很簡單...我喜歡女人,不對嗎?

1708
01:10:43,867 --> 01:10:45,095
這就是所發生的

1709
01:10:45,135 --> 01:10:46,534
我想你

1710
01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:47,935
太武斷了
你看到了?停一下

1711
01:10:47,971 --> 01:10:49,302
這就是我說的那些鬼東西

1712
01:10:49,339 --> 01:10:50,397
那些鬼玩意兒是什麼?

1713
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:51,407
喔哦,喔哦

1714
01:10:51,441 --> 01:10:52,430
我做了什麼?

1715
01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:54,103
我的意思就是,這就是她的所做
打住!

1716
01:10:54,144 --> 01:10:59,241
你知道的,我在這兒聽到
許多隱藏的怒火,班傑明

1717
01:10:59,282 --> 01:11:00,476
狂暴者

1718
01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:01,745
我不是個狂暴者!

1719
01:11:01,785 --> 01:11:03,116
我說過的
打住...

1720
01:11:03,153 --> 01:11:05,553
你知道嗎...做個深呼吸,班

1721
01:11:06,723 --> 01:11:08,020
好的,來吧

1722
01:11:08,058 --> 01:11:09,252
來吧

1723
01:11:10,293 --> 01:11:11,590
好

1724
01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:13,323
是的,我覺得好多了

1725
01:11:13,363 --> 01:11:14,990
好的,過來

1726
01:11:15,031 --> 01:11:17,295
這我之前見過了

1727
01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:19,097
我見過許多次了
是嗎?

1728
01:11:19,135 --> 01:11:20,363
是的

1729
01:11:20,403 --> 01:11:23,270
喔,你們倆想單獨待會兒嗎?

1730
01:11:23,306 --> 01:11:24,034
不

1731
01:11:24,074 --> 01:11:25,132
也許你該去準備間房

1732
01:11:25,175 --> 01:11:26,540
你勾上了

1733
01:11:26,576 --> 01:11:29,067
我們的精神醫生!

1734
01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:30,511
不,我沒有
有,你有!

1735
01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:31,411
不,我沒有

1736
01:11:31,448 --> 01:11:32,437
你是個病態的調情者!

1737
01:11:32,482 --> 01:11:34,643
上帝啊,5秒鐘前,我是同性戀

1738
01:11:34,684 --> 01:11:36,242
現在我成了病態的調情者?

1739
01:11:36,286 --> 01:11:37,719
我神經一緊張就會出汗

1740
01:11:37,787 --> 01:11:39,084
到底是哪個,安蒂?

1741
01:11:39,122 --> 01:11:41,682
還有除此之外,為什麼我還需要去

1742
01:11:41,725 --> 01:11:42,555
勾其他的女人?

1743
01:11:42,592 --> 01:11:43,718
你已經用了不止是

1744
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,354
十足的人身攻擊來完全占有我

1745
01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:47,727
那很傷人的

1746
01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:49,458
好吧,班

1747
01:11:49,499 --> 01:11:50,966
你為安蒂感到羞愧嗎?

1748
01:11:51,001 --> 01:11:52,332
他當然了!
我沒羞愧

1749
01:11:52,369 --> 01:11:53,393
他當然了,你是的!

1750
01:11:53,436 --> 01:11:54,494
我沒羞愧

1751
01:11:54,538 --> 01:11:55,732
你想那會

1752
01:11:55,772 --> 01:11:56,898
使我怎麼想呢?

1753
01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:58,532
我沒為你感到羞愧

1754
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,566
就像是,當我跟他媽媽談話的時候

1755
01:12:00,610 --> 01:12:02,237
他就一反常態

1756
01:12:02,279 --> 01:12:04,008
不,聽著,你是背著我那麼做的

1757
01:12:04,047 --> 01:12:05,378
她背著我那麼做的

1758
01:12:05,415 --> 01:12:07,406
我只想問聲好

1759
01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:08,815
安蒂,你想要跟我媽媽談談?

1760
01:12:08,852 --> 01:12:10,046
你想要跟我媽媽談談?

1761
01:12:10,086 --> 01:12:11,053
跟我媽媽談談

1762
01:12:11,087 --> 01:12:13,647
嘿,你想跟我全家談談?

1763
01:12:13,690 --> 01:12:15,180
你能跟全家都談談

1764
01:12:15,225 --> 01:12:17,557
我們可以去斯塔頓島

1765
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:18,561
跟他們度週末,安蒂

1766
01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,028
那是個好主意,班

1767
01:12:20,063 --> 01:12:21,189
是嗎?

1768
01:12:21,231 --> 01:12:22,698
怎麼樣,安蒂?

1769
01:12:22,732 --> 01:12:24,063
什麼?

1770
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,624
你願意去斯塔頓島嗎?

1771
01:12:49,059 --> 01:12:50,856
班叔叔,你好!

1772
01:12:54,364 --> 01:12:55,490
謝謝

1773
01:12:55,532 --> 01:12:56,499
是的

1774
01:12:56,533 --> 01:12:59,468
嘿,媽媽,爸爸,我們回來了

1775
01:12:59,502 --> 01:13:00,935
好,見鬼!

1776
01:13:00,971 --> 01:13:02,598
那位帥哥是誰?

1777
01:13:02,639 --> 01:13:05,005
那是我父親當海軍少尉時的樣子

1778
01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:06,668
大概10年前他退役到了這兒

1779
01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:07,970
胡說!
啊哦

1780
01:13:08,011 --> 01:13:09,308
嘿,親愛的

1781
01:13:09,346 --> 01:13:10,335
嘿,親愛的,你在幹什麼啊?

1782
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:11,574
很高興見到你
很好,時間選得正好

1783
01:13:11,615 --> 01:13:12,843
你知道這是誰嗎?

1784
01:13:12,882 --> 01:13:14,907
我知道,你要你照看下這嬰孩

1785
01:13:14,951 --> 01:13:16,418
看看要不要換尿片

1786
01:13:16,453 --> 01:13:17,920
我知道這是誰

1787
01:13:17,954 --> 01:13:19,080
嗨
嗨,安蒂,我真高興

1788
01:13:19,122 --> 01:13:20,248
你初次來這兒

1789
01:13:20,290 --> 01:13:21,917
你跟你在電話中說的一樣美

1790
01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:22,925
葛蘭達!

1791
01:13:22,959 --> 01:13:24,688
我來了!
上帝啊

1792
01:13:24,761 --> 01:13:26,422
不好意思 帶她上樓去,好嗎?

1793
01:13:26,463 --> 01:13:29,660
哦,好的
還有這是喬伊二世

1794
01:13:29,699 --> 01:13:30,859
見鬼!

1795
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:33,391
這一家子忍受了來自Tourette的

1796
01:13:33,436 --> 01:13:34,869
我希望這不是個問題

1797
01:13:34,904 --> 01:13:35,871
你真俊

1798
01:13:35,905 --> 01:13:37,338
喬伊,他偷拉便便了

1799
01:13:37,374 --> 01:13:38,807
我們來把你弄乾淨

1800
01:13:38,842 --> 01:13:39,968
到我們身後去
隨意啊

1801
01:13:40,010 --> 01:13:40,977
好的

1802
01:13:42,345 --> 01:13:43,369
哦!

1803
01:13:43,413 --> 01:13:44,380
抓到你了

1804
01:13:44,414 --> 01:13:45,381
好的!

1805
01:13:45,415 --> 01:13:46,973
找到你了

1806
01:13:47,017 --> 01:13:49,144
他抓到你了

1807
01:13:49,185 --> 01:13:50,618
哦...

1808
01:13:50,654 --> 01:13:52,519
阿諾說他抓了3根13

1809
01:13:52,555 --> 01:13:53,681
是的,沒錯

1810
01:13:53,723 --> 01:13:55,452
好吧,阿諾叔叔,你說我敢說否?

1811
01:13:55,492 --> 01:13:56,459
我就要說了

1812
01:13:56,493 --> 01:13:57,721
好吧,我就要說...

1813
01:13:57,827 --> 01:13:58,589
不信!

1814
01:13:59,562 --> 01:14:00,961
嗨

1815
01:14:00,997 --> 01:14:01,725
親愛的?
哦,哇哦

1816
01:14:01,765 --> 01:14:03,665
安蒂

1817
01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,394
喔哦,哦,喔哦,不錯!

1818
01:14:05,435 --> 01:14:06,402
過來這兒,安蒂

1819
01:14:06,436 --> 01:14:07,425
跟大家認識一下
好的

1820
01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:08,671
我要你見見班的爸爸,傑克

1821
01:14:08,804 --> 01:14:09,634
你好啊
你好

1822
01:14:09,672 --> 01:14:11,071
歡迎來到寒舍

1823
01:14:11,106 --> 01:14:12,095
這是安蒂,傑克

1824
01:14:12,141 --> 01:14:13,665
謝謝,很高興見到你

1825
01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:14,674
這是我們的阿諾叔叔

1826
01:14:14,743 --> 01:14:15,903
你好,阿諾叔叔
你好,早上好

1827
01:14:15,944 --> 01:14:17,002
這是安蒂

1828
01:14:17,046 --> 01:14:18,911
你看看他,他放屁就像是個榴彈炮

1829
01:14:18,947 --> 01:14:20,539
但他是親戚,那你們要做什麼呢?

1830
01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,516
胃腸炎

1831
01:14:22,551 --> 01:14:24,519
是的,沒錯,阿諾普魯斯

1832
01:14:24,553 --> 01:14:25,417
你見過喬伊了?

1833
01:14:25,454 --> 01:14:26,079
女的安蒂

1834
01:14:26,121 --> 01:14:27,088
I-E

1835
01:14:27,122 --> 01:14:28,089
很高興見到你

1836
01:14:28,123 --> 01:14:29,090
好吧,我們現在開始

1837
01:14:29,124 --> 01:14:30,682
這遊戲就是胡扯,你來得正是

1838
01:14:30,793 --> 01:14:32,590
開始的時候,親愛的

1839
01:14:32,628 --> 01:14:34,425
我不大懂怎麼玩

1840
01:14:34,463 --> 01:14:35,953
好吧,我們會教你怎麼玩,很簡單的

1841
01:14:35,998 --> 01:14:36,930
就是想方設法去掉

1842
01:14:36,965 --> 01:14:37,863
你手上的牌,明白嗎?

1843
01:14:39,568 --> 01:14:40,535
那麼我要看我手上的牌了

1844
01:14:40,569 --> 01:14:41,536
我要看看我拿到了什麼

1845
01:14:41,570 --> 01:14:43,037
那你明白了嗎?

1846
01:14:43,072 --> 01:14:44,471
我這裡有兩張麼

1847
01:14:44,506 --> 01:14:47,304
兩張麼,那你要說什麼嗎?

1848
01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:52,539
你要說什麼?

1849
01:14:52,581 --> 01:14:53,912
我說我不信
嗯

1850
01:14:53,949 --> 01:14:54,973
她說什麼? 我沒聽清楚

1851
01:14:55,017 --> 01:14:56,143
你...? 我沒聽見她說什麼

1852
01:14:56,185 --> 01:14:57,152
你說什麼了?

1853
01:14:57,186 --> 01:14:58,084
我說我不信!

1854
01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,087
好吧!

1855
01:14:59,121 --> 01:15:00,110
好啦,她知道該怎麼玩了

1856
01:15:00,155 --> 01:15:02,055
長官們

1857
01:15:02,091 --> 01:15:04,218
嘿,寶貝,來爸爸抱

1858
01:15:04,259 --> 01:15:06,489
到那邊去吧,大傢伙,吹吹口哨

1859
01:15:06,528 --> 01:15:07,495
你好嗎,叔叔?

1860
01:15:07,529 --> 01:15:08,223
你好,班

1861
01:15:08,263 --> 01:15:09,560
那是我孫子
爸爸

1862
01:15:09,598 --> 01:15:10,394
嘿,你好嗎,小子?

1863
01:15:10,432 --> 01:15:11,421
在玩騙牌遊戲?

1864
01:15:11,467 --> 01:15:12,024
騙人的小遊戲

1865
01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:12,658
想一起玩嗎?

1866
01:15:12,701 --> 01:15:14,259
祝您好運

1867
01:15:14,303 --> 01:15:15,133
你想給我留些什麼呢,喬?

1868
01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:16,159
看看這的老手

1869
01:15:16,205 --> 01:15:17,433
好吧,現在,我們已經準備好了

1870
01:15:17,473 --> 01:15:18,371
我們現在就要開始了

1871
01:15:18,407 --> 01:15:19,669
我們多加了兩個人

1872
01:15:19,742 --> 01:15:21,004
我們看看 我這兒有兩點

1873
01:15:21,043 --> 01:15:22,408
不信

1874
01:15:22,444 --> 01:15:23,468
喔啊!

1875
01:15:23,512 --> 01:15:24,672
騙人的,爸爸

1876
01:15:24,747 --> 01:15:27,079
他是人類中測謊者,不是嗎?

1877
01:15:27,116 --> 01:15:28,549
再來,兒子

1878
01:15:28,584 --> 01:15:29,642
兩跟3

1879
01:15:29,685 --> 01:15:30,652
嗯

1880
01:15:30,686 --> 01:15:32,210
一張4

1881
01:15:32,254 --> 01:15:33,516
三張5

1882
01:15:33,555 --> 01:15:34,886
我不信

1883
01:15:36,058 --> 01:15:37,616
喔啊,喔啊,喔啊!

1884
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,355
你看到是誰的名字寫在那塊版的最上頭?

1885
01:15:40,395 --> 01:15:43,523
是 "班",一旁還有一顆星

1886
01:15:43,565 --> 01:15:44,930
那你仍不信我嗎?

1887
01:15:44,967 --> 01:15:46,958
上帝啊,你一定很自豪

1888
01:15:47,002 --> 01:15:48,594
我會做得最好,看是什麼?

1889
01:15:48,637 --> 01:15:49,433
是的

1890
01:15:49,471 --> 01:15:50,403
我騙人了嗎?
看看,嗯...

1891
01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:52,304
我說了真話

1892
01:15:52,341 --> 01:15:53,831
3張5

1893
01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:55,138
他很棒,他是冠軍

1894
01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:58,340
好吧,好吧
放過我啦,吉姆

1895
01:15:58,380 --> 01:15:59,005
我是什麼呢?

1896
01:15:59,047 --> 01:16:00,708
你的是6

1897
01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,681
一張6

1898
01:16:02,718 --> 01:16:03,548
一張6,好吧

1899
01:16:03,585 --> 01:16:05,052
喔啊,看看我拿到了什麼

1900
01:16:05,087 --> 01:16:06,952
你看,這個遊戲的關鍵是了解他人的心理

1901
01:16:06,989 --> 01:16:08,650
2張8

1902
01:16:08,757 --> 01:16:13,888
不信
不...信,媽媽

1903
01:16:13,929 --> 01:16:14,918
啊?

1904
01:16:14,963 --> 01:16:16,658
我不得不傷害你了

1905
01:16:16,765 --> 01:16:18,460
你看,媽媽從沒玩牌

1906
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,967
但玩得這麼棒,為什麼?

1907
01:16:20,002 --> 01:16:21,902
就因為我的心靈是如此純潔

1908
01:16:21,937 --> 01:16:25,031
如此純潔的心靈
不信

1909
01:16:25,073 --> 01:16:27,200
喂,喂!
大家在哪兒?

1910
01:16:27,242 --> 01:16:28,209
嘿!

1911
01:16:28,243 --> 01:16:29,676
你好!

1912
01:16:29,745 --> 01:16:31,303
嗨

1913
01:16:31,346 --> 01:16:34,577
這是安蒂
安蒂,這是我妹妹,朵拉

1914
01:16:34,616 --> 01:16:36,083
你好,很高興見到你
也很高興見到你

1915
01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:37,551
安蒂在打牌時給了班難堪

1916
01:16:37,586 --> 01:16:38,575
是的,是的,是的

1917
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:40,349
哦,我喜歡這姑娘
沒錯

1918
01:16:40,389 --> 01:16:42,880
班又開始檢牌了

1919
01:16:42,925 --> 01:16:44,392
好吧,我們繼續牌局

1920
01:16:44,426 --> 01:16:48,385
斯文的班說有三跟12,到你了

1921
01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:50,455
你想說什麼?

1922
01:16:56,905 --> 01:16:58,372
不信

1923
01:17:00,509 --> 01:17:02,773
你聽到了,我說不信

1924
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:11,443
連續7盤是什麼啊,啤酒王?

1925
01:17:11,486 --> 01:17:13,784
我想有人遇到對手了

1926
01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:18,350
好吧,我,這就是了解他人的心理

1927
01:17:19,962 --> 01:17:21,361
輸家

1928
01:17:21,396 --> 01:17:23,364
好的,兩張13

1929
01:17:27,769 --> 01:17:28,929
不信?

1930
01:17:31,907 --> 01:17:33,397
不信!

1931
01:17:36,178 --> 01:17:38,476
好啦你們!

1932
01:17:38,513 --> 01:17:40,140
不,不,不,不!

1933
01:17:40,182 --> 01:17:41,911
你遇到對手拉

1934
01:17:41,950 --> 01:17:43,815
還有你,媽媽...心靈純潔小姐

1935
01:17:43,852 --> 01:17:46,377
爸爸,我跟你說了
你被藏在了一塊大的徽章之後

1936
01:17:46,421 --> 01:17:47,388
我什麼都不知道

1937
01:17:47,422 --> 01:17:48,411
騙我

1938
01:17:48,457 --> 01:17:50,288
被我的親生父母出賣

1939
01:17:50,325 --> 01:17:52,520
這地方唯一誠實的人

1940
01:17:52,561 --> 01:17:54,620
就是阿諾叔叔,他在睡覺

1941
01:17:54,663 --> 01:17:56,392
但我贏了

1942
01:17:56,431 --> 01:17:58,365
我要進去跟孩子們玩

1943
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,061
也許他們不會撒謊欺騙和偷竊

1944
01:18:00,102 --> 01:18:01,535
好吧,繼續把我的名字留在板上最頂處

1945
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:02,537
現在,安蒂,我希望你知道

1946
01:18:02,571 --> 01:18:04,129
我們希望你再來

1947
01:18:04,172 --> 01:18:07,733
因為你讓班得了他的最低分

1948
01:18:07,776 --> 01:18:08,743
是的,是的

1949
01:18:08,777 --> 01:18:10,472
自從他切除了扁桃腺以來

1950
01:18:10,512 --> 01:18:12,377
我們太激動了!

1951
01:18:12,414 --> 01:18:14,177
最低的!

1952
01:18:14,216 --> 01:18:16,650
那所有他過去的其他女朋友
都是牌局的輸家啦?

1953
01:18:16,685 --> 01:18:18,653
什麼其他女朋友?

1954
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,652
他可是個吹毛求疵的傢伙

1955
01:18:19,721 --> 01:18:22,815
在你之前他從沒帶過任何女生回家來

1956
01:18:22,858 --> 01:18:25,986
別傷了他的心

1957
01:18:26,028 --> 01:18:28,394
還有那套衣服,安蒂,那是我的尺寸嗎?

1958
01:18:50,452 --> 01:18:51,612
是了,長官

1959
01:18:51,653 --> 01:18:53,348
輪到我了?

1960
01:18:53,388 --> 01:18:54,514
是的,女士

1961
01:18:57,326 --> 01:18:59,487
很重

1962
01:18:59,528 --> 01:19:01,655
開吧

1963
01:19:01,697 --> 01:19:02,664
好的

1964
01:19:02,698 --> 01:19:04,563
抓緊離合器
那是離合器

1965
01:19:04,599 --> 01:19:06,191
剎車就在你的右邊這兒

1966
01:19:06,234 --> 01:19:07,394
換擋的就在左邊

1967
01:19:07,436 --> 01:19:08,926
一下
好的

1968
01:19:08,971 --> 01:19:10,097
當我們起動了

1969
01:19:10,138 --> 01:19:11,833
你就要鬆開點離合器

1970
01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:12,897
嗯

1971
01:19:12,941 --> 01:19:14,841
鬆開一點

1972
01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:15,843
一點,松一點

1973
01:19:15,877 --> 01:19:16,844
怎麼弄?

1974
01:19:16,878 --> 01:19:18,436
松一點? 緊一點?

1975
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,469
就是了

1976
01:19:21,550 --> 01:19:22,346
喔啊!

1977
01:19:26,555 --> 01:19:28,716
放點離合器,抓點剎車,我們成了

1978
01:19:29,825 --> 01:19:31,656
你明白了?

1979
01:19:31,693 --> 01:19:33,923
我明白了

1980
01:19:33,962 --> 01:19:34,929
我明白了

1981
01:19:34,963 --> 01:19:35,952
你明白了

1982
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:40,425
瞧啊,瞧啊,瞧啊,瞧啊

1983
01:19:40,469 --> 01:19:44,132
我的意思是,一輛機車身上
有許多很酷的東西,你知道嗎?

1984
01:19:44,172 --> 01:19:45,605
耗油量更低

1985
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,507
賽車的時候,你可以隨意停放

1986
01:19:48,543 --> 01:19:50,010
但在一天結束時...

1987
01:19:50,045 --> 01:19:51,069
謝謝

1988
01:19:51,113 --> 01:19:53,707
要仔細檢查一下!

1989
01:19:54,182 --> 01:19:55,479
哦!
嘿!

1990
01:19:59,221 --> 01:20:00,347
你看起來是那麼的可愛

1991
01:20:00,389 --> 01:20:02,016
我能問你個問題嗎?

1992
01:20:02,057 --> 01:20:03,183
好吧

1993
01:20:03,225 --> 01:20:04,419
小雞幹的?

1994
01:20:04,459 --> 01:20:05,517
是的,小雞幹的

1995
01:20:14,536 --> 01:20:16,629
我會了!

1996
01:20:16,671 --> 01:20:18,407
你開起來就像是個專家

1997
01:20:21,376 --> 01:20:22,365
瞧瞧你

1998
01:20:22,411 --> 01:20:23,537
哦!

1999
01:20:23,578 --> 01:20:24,704
看看這樣

2000
01:20:24,746 --> 01:20:26,509
好吧,這是淋浴...

2001
01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:29,076
喔啊...有點小毛病

2002
01:20:29,117 --> 01:20:31,017
該熱的時候則冷,該冷的時候則熱

2003
01:20:31,052 --> 01:20:32,713
首先你要好好的調適好

2004
01:20:32,754 --> 01:20:35,416
還有...

2005
01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:37,891
如果有人搗亂弄了大量的熱水出來

2006
01:20:37,926 --> 01:20:39,689
你可就要燙傷了

2007
01:20:39,728 --> 01:20:41,218
毛巾就在那兒

2008
01:20:47,602 --> 01:20:49,069
萬事俱備? 行嗎?

2009
01:20:49,104 --> 01:20:53,200
好極了

2010
01:20:54,810 --> 01:20:56,744
我愛這屋子裡的一切

2011
01:20:56,812 --> 01:20:58,109
那些喧鬧聲,那些氣味...

2012
01:20:58,146 --> 01:21:01,445
哦,那些氣味...阿諾叔叔的

2013
01:21:01,483 --> 01:21:02,745
我的意思是...

2014
01:21:15,664 --> 01:21:17,427
怎麼了?

2015
01:21:17,466 --> 01:21:23,268
只是今天你媽擁抱我的時候

2016
01:21:23,305 --> 01:21:28,004
她真的擁抱我

2017
01:21:28,043 --> 01:21:31,206
因為贏了一個屁遊戲

2018
01:21:31,246 --> 01:21:34,340
甜心,那是好事啊

2019
01:21:34,382 --> 01:21:36,976
笑笑

2020
01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:40,681
笑笑,快點,給我笑一個

2021
01:21:40,722 --> 01:21:42,656
好,很好,就是這樣
你正在傷害我

2022
01:23:59,761 --> 01:24:01,194
這是家,對嗎?

2023
01:24:01,229 --> 01:24:03,459
這是家

2024
01:24:12,741 --> 01:24:14,675
嘿,聽著

2025
01:24:14,743 --> 01:24:16,404
明晚我老闆要辦一個聚會

2026
01:24:16,444 --> 01:24:18,435
為那個鑽石報導,我跟你說過的

2027
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,608
我要你跟我去

2028
01:24:21,650 --> 01:24:22,912
好

2029
01:24:22,951 --> 01:24:24,384
好?

2030
01:24:24,419 --> 01:24:25,545
對

2031
01:24:27,656 --> 01:24:30,216
作為我的女友

2032
01:24:34,629 --> 01:24:36,688
你是在說我是你的女朋友嗎?

2033
01:24:36,765 --> 01:24:39,666
對,我想是的

2034
01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:48,303
明天不是我們見面以來的第十天嗎?

2035
01:24:49,944 --> 01:24:53,641
也許那天以後我們會知道

2036
01:24:54,816 --> 01:24:57,216
聽著,別做任何計劃

2037
01:24:57,252 --> 01:24:59,311
13號那天,好嗎?

2038
01:24:59,354 --> 01:25:00,787
因為...

2039
01:25:02,190 --> 01:25:03,817
我們有個遊戲要做

2040
01:25:05,894 --> 01:25:07,885
不像你給我們的座位那麼好

2041
01:25:07,929 --> 01:25:09,396
但這是第七個遊戲,對吧?

2042
01:25:09,431 --> 01:25:10,762
對?

2043
01:25:12,467 --> 01:25:14,230
過來這裡

2044
01:25:36,524 --> 01:25:38,185
好

2045
01:25:38,226 --> 01:25:39,386
怎麼?

2046
01:25:39,427 --> 01:25:41,292
拉娜

2047
01:25:41,362 --> 01:25:42,659
我不能寫這篇文章

2048
01:25:42,697 --> 01:25:45,188
你的電腦壞了?

2049
01:25:45,233 --> 01:25:47,701
我要了解這傢伙

2050
01:25:47,736 --> 01:25:51,968
安蒂,你有看見什麼金屬片或證章

2051
01:25:52,006 --> 01:25:54,531
在我的衣服上?

2052
01:25:54,576 --> 01:25:55,941
沒

2053
01:25:55,977 --> 01:25:59,140
因為我不是你的女童子軍長官
我是你的老闆

2054
01:25:59,180 --> 01:26:00,545
你要寫這文章

2055
01:26:00,582 --> 01:26:02,015
封面在打印機那裡

2056
01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:05,281
就像我們所說的,用一個鑽石的專題版面

2057
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:09,620
就能搞定整年的廣告定額

2058
01:26:09,657 --> 01:26:12,490
48小時之內我要拷貝

2059
01:26:12,527 --> 01:26:13,858
好的,但是,拉娜...

2060
01:26:13,895 --> 01:26:16,329
別說“但是,拉娜”你會做的...

2061
01:26:16,364 --> 01:26:18,298
因為你是

2062
01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:20,893
專家

2063
01:26:23,671 --> 01:26:26,231
對,我是

2064
01:26:58,973 --> 01:27:01,498
你很漂亮

2065
01:27:10,451 --> 01:27:13,147
你看起來也不錯,啤酒王

2066
01:27:27,335 --> 01:27:28,359
要香檳嗎,女士?

2067
01:27:28,403 --> 01:27:29,427
謝謝

2068
01:27:41,816 --> 01:27:44,444
夫婦治療有好處

2069
01:27:44,485 --> 01:27:47,215
哇,聚會

2070
01:27:47,255 --> 01:27:48,688
嗯?

2071
01:27:48,790 --> 01:27:50,951
你會做得很好的

2072
01:27:50,992 --> 01:27:53,528
我要去吧檯給咱們拿點喝的

2073
01:27:53,528 --> 01:27:55,189
我要去吧檯給咱們拿點喝的

2074
01:27:55,229 --> 01:27:56,355
好主意

2075
01:27:56,397 --> 01:27:58,991
好嗎?我去拿的時候,你能不能...

2076
01:27:59,033 --> 01:28:01,900
去那邊...裝飾一下自己

2077
01:28:03,838 --> 01:28:05,635
我能戴那些珠寶?

2078
01:28:05,673 --> 01:28:07,573
對,女士,你可以

2079
01:28:15,182 --> 01:28:16,740
菲利普

2080
01:28:16,784 --> 01:28:17,808
拉娜

2081
01:28:17,852 --> 01:28:18,819
我很久沒看到你來聚會了

2082
01:28:18,853 --> 01:28:19,979
現在你來了

2083
01:28:20,021 --> 01:28:21,454
參加年度盛會

2084
01:28:21,489 --> 01:28:23,582
我很高興你做到了

2085
01:28:23,624 --> 01:28:24,613
喜歡我戴的首飾嗎?

2086
01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:26,593
阿,很配你

2087
01:28:26,627 --> 01:28:27,594
我知道!

2088
01:28:27,628 --> 01:28:29,061
哈利溫斯頓

2089
01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:31,394
你怎麼讓所有這些珠寶商

2090
01:28:31,432 --> 01:28:33,866
都同意參加同一個宴會?

2091
01:28:33,901 --> 01:28:36,301
在狄勞爾女士的要求下

2092
01:28:36,337 --> 01:28:37,326
真的?

2093
01:28:37,371 --> 01:28:39,999
對,你知道,狄勞爾女士控制著

2094
01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:42,339
世界上鑽石的百分之七十

2095
01:28:42,376 --> 01:28:43,673
狄勞爾女士還

2096
01:28:43,711 --> 01:28:45,338
控制著狄勞爾先生

2097
01:28:46,414 --> 01:28:47,904
你真壞

2098
01:28:47,949 --> 01:28:49,314
享受吧

2099
01:28:49,350 --> 01:28:51,011
拉娜!

2100
01:28:51,052 --> 01:28:52,019
這是真的?

2101
01:28:52,053 --> 01:28:54,078
不不不...

2102
01:28:54,121 --> 01:28:55,315
我堅持

2103
01:28:55,356 --> 01:28:56,948
伊莎朵拉?

2104
01:28:56,991 --> 01:28:58,151
對,先生

2105
01:28:58,192 --> 01:29:00,057
這樣的美人應該很有名

2106
01:29:03,097 --> 01:29:04,121
伊莎朵拉

2107
01:29:04,165 --> 01:29:06,497
不,我是安蒂

2108
01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:11,198
很高興見到你,安蒂,但這是伊莎朵拉

2109
01:29:11,238 --> 01:29:13,638
轉,再轉

2110
01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:18,975
84克拉,以伊莎朵拉鄧肯的名字命名

2111
01:29:19,013 --> 01:29:21,573
祝賀,你把她帶過來了

2112
01:29:21,616 --> 01:29:22,776
對

2113
01:29:22,817 --> 01:29:24,478
但是還有一個問題...

2114
01:29:24,518 --> 01:29:26,611
她是,或者不是?

2115
01:29:28,856 --> 01:29:30,517
我們會知道的

2116
01:29:33,227 --> 01:29:34,660
一個上帝的天使

2117
01:29:34,695 --> 01:29:36,492
謝謝
我是弗雷德烈克

2118
01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:37,690
安蒂安德森

2119
01:29:40,701 --> 01:29:43,295
無論如何,看起來有點競爭

2120
01:29:46,707 --> 01:29:49,005
安德森小姐晚上

2121
01:29:49,043 --> 01:29:50,772
將戴上伊莎朵拉

2122
01:29:52,747 --> 01:29:55,181
晚會愉快,安蒂

2123
01:29:55,216 --> 01:29:57,616
非常感謝

2124
01:29:57,652 --> 01:30:00,450
哦,太好了!
難以置信!

2125
01:30:00,488 --> 01:30:02,149
請原諒

2126
01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:04,123
兩瓶香檳,先生

2127
01:30:05,926 --> 01:30:08,019
請原諒,年輕人

2128
01:30:08,062 --> 01:30:10,929
你能夠幫我買瓶威士忌嗎?

2129
01:30:10,965 --> 01:30:12,694
是,女士,我可以
狄勞爾女士?

2130
01:30:12,733 --> 01:30:13,961
是

2131
01:30:14,001 --> 01:30:15,798
我是班巴瑞,華倫廣告公司的

2132
01:30:15,836 --> 01:30:16,894
你好嗎?

2133
01:30:16,937 --> 01:30:19,030
是我的榮幸,很高興終於能見到你

2134
01:30:19,073 --> 01:30:22,565
我也很高興見到你,這是肯定的

2135
01:30:22,610 --> 01:30:24,373
我能來一瓶威士忌嗎?

2136
01:30:32,853 --> 01:30:34,878
我能保證我們的展示

2137
01:30:34,922 --> 01:30:37,618
不會讓你厭煩,狄勞爾女士

2138
01:30:37,658 --> 01:30:42,595
我等不及看你的展示,班傑明

2139
01:30:44,999 --> 01:30:48,059
女士們,你們看到我所看到的嗎?

2140
01:30:50,638 --> 01:30:52,902
菲利普,那真荒謬,她不可能的

2141
01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:55,238
別這麼肯定

2142
01:30:55,276 --> 01:30:57,301
她也許能行的

2143
01:30:57,344 --> 01:30:59,369
我會去看看

2144
01:31:11,225 --> 01:31:14,661
請...請原諒
你是安蒂,對吧?

2145
01:31:14,695 --> 01:31:16,219
對

2146
01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:18,561
我是菲利普華倫

2147
01:31:18,599 --> 01:31:21,329
哦,你是班的老闆

2148
01:31:21,368 --> 01:31:22,335
沒錯

2149
01:31:22,369 --> 01:31:23,358
嗨,見到你很高興

2150
01:31:23,404 --> 01:31:24,598
見到你很高興

2151
01:31:24,638 --> 01:31:27,664
我知道你一直是班的靈感

2152
01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:29,005
就許多方面來說

2153
01:31:29,043 --> 01:31:30,010
我必須說

2154
01:31:30,044 --> 01:31:33,707
你看起來相當具啟發性

2155
01:31:33,814 --> 01:31:37,011
房間裡沒有一顆鑽石能像

2156
01:31:37,051 --> 01:31:38,609
一個戀愛中的女人那樣動人

2157
01:31:38,652 --> 01:31:41,917
哦,不

2158
01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:44,891
我沒有在戀愛

2159
01:31:44,925 --> 01:31:46,222
沒有?

2160
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:47,852
我想我誤會了

2161
01:31:47,895 --> 01:31:49,385
不不不,我是說...

2162
01:31:49,430 --> 01:31:51,364
我是說,我剛認識他

2163
01:31:51,398 --> 01:31:53,832
10天,我...

2164
01:31:53,868 --> 01:31:56,098
你不能...

2165
01:31:56,137 --> 01:32:00,130
你不能... 我不能...

2166
01:32:05,913 --> 01:32:08,381
班是個很幸運的傢伙

2167
01:32:08,415 --> 01:32:09,677
請原諒

2168
01:32:09,717 --> 01:32:11,378
對

2169
01:32:14,088 --> 01:32:16,420
華倫先生,請別告訴他

2170
01:32:16,457 --> 01:32:18,982
請別告訴她

2171
01:32:21,595 --> 01:32:22,562
嗨

2172
01:32:22,596 --> 01:32:23,563
班,班

2173
01:32:23,597 --> 01:32:24,689
嗨,你好,先生

2174
01:32:24,799 --> 01:32:26,391
她愛你
她不愛你

2175
01:32:26,433 --> 01:32:27,400
什麼?

2176
01:32:27,434 --> 01:32:28,401
我不知道

2177
01:32:28,435 --> 01:32:29,902
我們看看

2178
01:32:29,937 --> 01:32:31,063
班

2179
01:32:31,105 --> 01:32:32,197
華倫先生

2180
01:32:32,239 --> 01:32:34,833
看到她,見到她
她愛你,你贏了

2181
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,105
準備甩掉把

2182
01:32:44,652 --> 01:32:46,210
恭喜,代言人

2183
01:32:46,253 --> 01:32:47,447
我很自豪

2184
01:32:48,956 --> 01:32:50,947
那麼,你是狄勞爾新的代言人

2185
01:32:50,991 --> 01:32:53,084
她愛我

2186
01:32:53,127 --> 01:32:54,094
對你很好...

2187
01:32:54,128 --> 01:32:57,063
還有... 不管她是誰對她也好

2188
01:32:58,699 --> 01:33:00,326
啊...
非常感謝你

2189
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:02,198
你真客氣

2190
01:33:02,236 --> 01:33:04,329
心滿意足,對把?

2191
01:33:04,371 --> 01:33:05,770
對,很滿足

2192
01:33:05,806 --> 01:33:07,433
華倫告訴我們,所以...

2193
01:33:07,474 --> 01:33:09,135
對,你不要和我的班廝混在一起

2194
01:33:10,177 --> 01:33:11,974
你的男人班是個騙子

2195
01:33:12,012 --> 01:33:13,843
嗯,這女孩知道那個賭了

2196
01:33:13,881 --> 01:33:14,848
從一開始就知道

2197
01:33:14,882 --> 01:33:16,679
她一直在玩所以班會贏

2198
01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:19,185
告訴他享受這短暫的以不正當手段
所得的勝利

2199
01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:20,710
我們要跟華倫說說

2200
01:33:22,890 --> 01:33:24,517
不

2201
01:33:24,558 --> 01:33:25,957
我們...
快點...

2202
01:33:31,765 --> 01:33:32,697
嗨

2203
01:33:32,766 --> 01:33:33,698
記得我們?

2204
01:33:33,767 --> 01:33:34,699
嗨
嗨

2205
01:33:34,768 --> 01:33:36,065
你知道,華倫

2206
01:33:36,103 --> 01:33:38,594
馬上要過來這裡

2207
01:33:38,639 --> 01:33:40,470
而且...

2208
01:33:40,507 --> 01:33:43,704
如果你能,你知道
比如,裝作不知道那個賭的事

2209
01:33:43,744 --> 01:33:46,474
那會很棒的

2210
01:33:46,513 --> 01:33:48,344
我是說,如...如果你能告訴他

2211
01:33:48,382 --> 01:33:51,078
你...你真的,真的愛班,你知道

2212
01:33:51,118 --> 01:33:53,313
而不只是,你知道,假裝

2213
01:33:53,354 --> 01:33:54,719
所以他會... 他會贏

2214
01:33:54,788 --> 01:33:57,348
那會... 很大

2215
01:33:57,391 --> 01:33:59,951
那麼一般理智的讀者會喜歡什麼?

2216
01:33:59,994 --> 01:34:02,963
暴躁,貪得無厭,自負? 你猜猜

2217
01:34:02,997 --> 01:34:04,555
原諒我,拉娜

2218
01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:06,566
有一個漂亮的年輕姑娘

2219
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:07,658
穿著黃色的衣服

2220
01:34:07,701 --> 01:34:08,998
我要過去那邊

2221
01:34:09,036 --> 01:34:10,025
安蒂?

2222
01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:11,230
對,他是我的“如何”女孩

2223
01:34:11,272 --> 01:34:12,432
如何?

2224
01:34:12,473 --> 01:34:14,668
對,現在,她在做一篇叫做

2225
01:34:14,742 --> 01:34:18,542
“如何在十天內甩掉男人”的文章

2226
01:34:18,579 --> 01:34:19,841
只要看著他的眼睛...

2227
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:21,279
對,只是,只是,你愛班

2228
01:34:21,315 --> 01:34:22,873
你從不知道什麼賭的事

2229
01:34:22,917 --> 01:34:25,044
對,愛
沒有賭,好嗎?

2230
01:34:25,085 --> 01:34:26,052
我了解

2231
01:34:26,086 --> 01:34:27,053
很好

2232
01:34:27,087 --> 01:34:28,111
對,很好,謝謝

2233
01:34:28,155 --> 01:34:29,213
你看起來很美

2234
01:34:29,256 --> 01:34:32,521
可憐的笨蛋,她一直在裝作在約會

2235
01:34:32,559 --> 01:34:34,550
嗯,不是裝作在約會

2236
01:34:34,595 --> 01:34:36,358
她是真的和那傢伙約會

2237
01:34:36,397 --> 01:34:38,695
她正在對他作最殘忍的事情

2238
01:34:38,732 --> 01:34:40,495
她... 她實際上

2239
01:34:40,534 --> 01:34:43,002
命名他的...

2240
01:34:43,037 --> 01:34:45,631
她命名他的...

2241
01:34:49,944 --> 01:34:52,674
你是可羅

2242
01:34:59,253 --> 01:35:01,153
先生女士們

2243
01:35:01,188 --> 01:35:03,213
你們能不能都坐下?

2244
01:35:03,257 --> 01:35:05,452
現在我們都戴好珠寶了

2245
01:35:05,492 --> 01:35:07,221
班傑明,你去哪了?

2246
01:35:07,261 --> 01:35:08,922
我們沒有很多時間玩

2247
01:35:08,963 --> 01:35:11,830
啊!這位女士很可愛

2248
01:35:11,865 --> 01:35:13,799
請幫助熱烈歡迎

2249
01:35:13,834 --> 01:35:15,995
晚上我們特別的客人

2250
01:35:16,036 --> 01:35:17,333
先生們女士們

2251
01:35:17,371 --> 01:35:18,963
弗雷德烈克狄勞爾

2252
01:35:27,448 --> 01:35:29,348
現在,我要介紹

2253
01:35:29,383 --> 01:35:31,146
一個真正的音樂傳奇

2254
01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:34,780
他會演唱他的一些奧斯卡、葛萊美

2255
01:35:34,822 --> 01:35:39,191
托尼和艾美獎獲獎歌曲

2256
01:35:39,226 --> 01:35:41,888
馬文漢裡許先生

2257
01:35:51,271 --> 01:35:52,431
非常感謝你

2258
01:35:52,473 --> 01:35:53,701
我真的很感激...

2259
01:35:53,740 --> 01:35:55,901
對!大家再次熱烈鼓掌

2260
01:35:55,943 --> 01:35:58,935
因為... 馬文漢裡許在這房間裡!

2261
01:36:02,616 --> 01:36:05,517
你們這邊很多人都不認識班傑明巴瑞.

2262
01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:08,412
為你們感到遺憾

2263
01:36:08,455 --> 01:36:10,548
因為它是一個非常天才的

2264
01:36:10,591 --> 01:36:13,754
廣告執行主管,一個知識淵博的運動迷

2265
01:36:13,794 --> 01:36:15,455
還是一個賭徒

2266
01:36:15,496 --> 01:36:18,431
但是最令人印象深刻的是

2267
01:36:18,465 --> 01:36:20,797
他還是個該死的歌手

2268
01:36:20,834 --> 01:36:24,395
他還準備了一個小小的音樂節目

2269
01:36:24,438 --> 01:36:26,338
為了他新的特殊的朋友

2270
01:36:26,373 --> 01:36:28,000
狄勞爾女士

2271
01:36:28,041 --> 01:36:29,668
哦哦,不是很棒嗎?

2272
01:36:29,743 --> 01:36:31,677
那麼,班,你為什麼不上來這裡

2273
01:36:31,778 --> 01:36:34,542
唱你的歌?

2274
01:36:35,649 --> 01:36:36,616
哦

2275
01:36:36,650 --> 01:36:37,810
快點,班

2276
01:36:37,851 --> 01:36:41,844
先生們女士們,班傑明巴瑞

2277
01:36:43,824 --> 01:36:44,848
來吧,班

2278
01:36:52,399 --> 01:36:54,458
謝謝,謝謝

2279
01:36:54,501 --> 01:36:56,435
安蒂,安蒂
別跑開

2280
01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,437
別跑!

2281
01:36:57,471 --> 01:36:58,904
先生們女士們你們不想

2282
01:36:58,939 --> 01:37:00,338
年輕的女士離開房間

2283
01:37:00,374 --> 01:37:01,966
泰爾,東尼

2284
01:37:02,009 --> 01:37:03,374
你能阻止她嗎,拜託了?

2285
01:37:03,410 --> 01:37:05,640
你看,今晚,真正特別的事情

2286
01:37:05,746 --> 01:37:09,477
是我們要唱歌,她和我,二重唱

2287
01:37:09,516 --> 01:37:11,609
對,安蒂安德森小姐

2288
01:37:11,652 --> 01:37:13,085
請大家給予熱烈的

2289
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:14,109
掌聲! 謝謝!

2290
01:37:14,154 --> 01:37:17,021
安蒂,安蒂安德森

2291
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:21,793
幹掉他們

2292
01:37:21,828 --> 01:37:23,853
讓我們看看今晚的歌會是什麼

2293
01:37:23,897 --> 01:37:26,024
也許是她的最愛之一

2294
01:37:27,534 --> 01:37:28,831
馬文,你知道嗎

2295
01:37:28,869 --> 01:37:31,394
“你是那麼自負”?

2296
01:37:31,438 --> 01:37:32,837
那不是我的歌

2297
01:37:32,873 --> 01:37:34,898
你能和我合作嗎,馬文?

2298
01:37:34,942 --> 01:37:36,239
能?

2299
01:37:42,549 --> 01:37:44,676
你走進聚會

2300
01:37:44,718 --> 01:37:48,347
就像你走進遊艇

2301
01:37:48,388 --> 01:37:51,653
你拉下你的帽子

2302
01:37:51,692 --> 01:37:53,023
你有一條圍巾

2303
01:37:56,930 --> 01:37:58,090
鏡子裡的一隻眼睛

2304
01:37:58,131 --> 01:38:00,292
你以為你跳得很酷...

2305
01:38:00,334 --> 01:38:01,995
加伏特舞
加伏特舞,對

2306
01:38:02,035 --> 01:38:04,902
所有的女孩都以為她們是你的搭檔

2307
01:38:04,938 --> 01:38:10,069
她們會是他的搭檔因為他那麼的虛榮

2308
01:38:10,110 --> 01:38:13,102
你也許會以為這歌是說你

2309
01:38:13,146 --> 01:38:14,579
班巴瑞,你真虛榮

2310
01:38:14,615 --> 01:38:15,809
真虛榮

2311
01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,818
你也許以為這歌是說你

2312
01:38:18,852 --> 01:38:20,547
不是嗎?不是嗎??

2313
01:38:20,587 --> 01:38:22,851
音盲和醉鬼不是很好的組合

2314
01:38:22,889 --> 01:38:24,356
不,你愚弄我來贏得一個賭

2315
01:38:24,391 --> 01:38:25,358
哦,我愚弄你?

2316
01:38:25,392 --> 01:38:26,450
你應該感到慚愧

2317
01:38:26,493 --> 01:38:27,653
看,你把我帶到

2318
01:38:27,694 --> 01:38:29,286
一個該死的席琳狄翁音樂會

2319
01:38:29,329 --> 01:38:30,853
你讓我錯過了最大的遊戲

2320
01:38:30,897 --> 01:38:32,228
哦,聰明人是個詩人

2321
01:38:32,265 --> 01:38:33,630
嗯...

2322
01:38:33,667 --> 01:38:36,033
你想讓所有人知道你在床上很弱嗎?

2323
01:38:37,237 --> 01:38:38,761
也許是因為你為我的小弟弟起名字

2324
01:38:38,805 --> 01:38:39,829
對,你為我的小弟弟起名字

2325
01:38:39,873 --> 01:38:44,173
你在一個女士面前給我的小弟弟起名!

2326
01:38:44,211 --> 01:38:46,202
不,我真的認為你必須熬過去

2327
01:38:46,246 --> 01:38:47,838
別這樣,你這麼虛榮

2328
01:38:47,881 --> 01:38:49,439
不,你才虛榮
你真虛榮

2329
01:38:49,483 --> 01:38:51,417
這是我所聽過的最爛的事

2330
01:38:51,451 --> 01:38:53,419
你還知道這歌是說你的,對吧?

2331
01:38:53,453 --> 01:38:54,681
不是
因為你...

2332
01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:56,313
你很虛榮

2333
01:38:56,356 --> 01:38:59,587
...真虛榮
你真... 虛榮

2334
01:38:59,626 --> 01:39:01,526
你知道這個詞,對吧

2335
01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:03,620
她走了,先生女士們

2336
01:39:03,697 --> 01:39:05,187
她走了
非常感謝

2337
01:39:05,232 --> 01:39:06,597
謝謝大家

2338
01:39:06,633 --> 01:39:08,601
接管這裡,馬文

2339
01:39:11,438 --> 01:39:13,463
他不是戴著伊莎朵拉鑽石嗎?

2340
01:39:13,507 --> 01:39:14,633
伊莎朵拉?

2341
01:39:14,675 --> 01:39:15,801
哦,天啊

2342
01:39:15,842 --> 01:39:17,044
警衛!

2343
01:39:18,045 --> 01:39:20,206
不不不不不

2344
01:39:20,247 --> 01:39:21,612
等一下,安蒂安德森

2345
01:39:21,648 --> 01:39:22,910
我和你沒完

2346
01:39:22,949 --> 01:39:24,109
你利用我...

2347
01:39:24,151 --> 01:39:25,277
哦,我利用你?

2348
01:39:25,318 --> 01:39:26,649
...來使你的工作獲得成功

2349
01:39:26,686 --> 01:39:27,880
你這傲慢的...

2350
01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:29,388
等一下!
卑鄙的傢伙!

2351
01:39:29,423 --> 01:39:30,515
女士,等一下!
別這樣,安蒂

2352
01:39:30,557 --> 01:39:32,218
好吧,你讓我快瘋了

2353
01:39:32,259 --> 01:39:33,749
因為一個該死的雜誌文章

2354
01:39:33,794 --> 01:39:34,954
是啊,你告訴人們

2355
01:39:34,995 --> 01:39:36,963
你能讓任何女孩愛上你,而我...

2356
01:39:36,997 --> 01:39:38,294
女士?
我是展覽品A

2357
01:39:38,331 --> 01:39:40,128
兩位,暫停
你在說正直?

2358
01:39:40,167 --> 01:39:41,134
什麼?!
什麼?!

2359
01:39:41,168 --> 01:39:42,658
拜託,只要給我項鏈

2360
01:39:42,769 --> 01:39:44,930
然後你們就可以殺了對方

2361
01:39:49,543 --> 01:39:51,568
我就是那什麼,哈?

2362
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:52,669
我是隻小白鼠

2363
01:39:52,746 --> 01:39:54,509
讓你測試你的理論的人?

2364
01:39:54,548 --> 01:39:55,674
有,而我...

2365
01:39:55,749 --> 01:39:57,273
我是...

2366
01:39:57,317 --> 01:40:00,047
某人在酒吧裡挑選的一個女孩

2367
01:40:00,087 --> 01:40:01,486
對,你知道嗎?大人物

2368
01:40:01,521 --> 01:40:02,988
我現在很肯定

2369
01:40:03,023 --> 01:40:05,514
你甚至可以將這當作你的故事裡
的一個轉折

2370
01:40:05,559 --> 01:40:07,026
好主意

2371
01:40:07,060 --> 01:40:09,324
也許我們該打個賭

2372
01:40:09,362 --> 01:40:11,455
你知道嗎?

2373
01:40:11,498 --> 01:40:12,692
你做了你的工作,安蒂

2374
01:40:12,766 --> 01:40:13,926
對,我做了

2375
01:40:13,967 --> 01:40:15,491
你想要10天內甩掉一個男人

2376
01:40:15,535 --> 01:40:16,695
恭喜

2377
01:40:16,736 --> 01:40:18,863
你做到了
你剛剛... 甩掉了他

2378
01:40:20,874 --> 01:40:22,466
不,我沒有,班

2379
01:40:24,144 --> 01:40:26,874
因為你不能甩掉你從沒有過的東西

2380
01:40:48,735 --> 01:40:50,999
嗯...

2381
01:40:52,572 --> 01:40:54,472
...這不是我期望的

2382
01:40:55,775 --> 01:40:58,005
更好

2383
01:40:58,044 --> 01:41:00,444
恭喜

2384
01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:03,540
這讓我知道你準備好單飛了

2385
01:41:03,583 --> 01:41:04,607
從現在開始

2386
01:41:04,651 --> 01:41:07,882
寫任何東西都覺得自由

2387
01:41:07,921 --> 01:41:09,684
任何東西?

2388
01:41:09,789 --> 01:41:12,280
看風把你吹到哪

2389
01:41:14,694 --> 01:41:16,662
甚至政治?

2390
01:41:16,696 --> 01:41:18,721
不,風不會把你吹到那裡

2391
01:41:21,334 --> 01:41:23,802
那宗教,貧窮,經濟呢...?

2392
01:41:25,105 --> 01:41:27,573
別寫那種東西

2393
01:41:29,009 --> 01:41:31,068
我能寫些什麼,拉娜?

2394
01:41:31,111 --> 01:41:32,703
隨你寫

2395
01:41:32,746 --> 01:41:33,940
鞋子

2396
01:41:33,980 --> 01:41:36,949
激光治療,適合你體型的穿著

2397
01:41:36,983 --> 01:41:38,951
運用你的想像

2398
01:41:38,985 --> 01:41:41,215
天空是界限

2399
01:41:44,424 --> 01:41:46,415
謝謝你給的這次機會,拉娜

2400
01:41:46,459 --> 01:41:48,620
好

2401
01:41:48,662 --> 01:41:50,721
謝謝你讓我更容易

2402
01:41:50,797 --> 01:41:52,788
拒絕

2403
01:41:58,838 --> 01:42:01,170
不,我是說,我不以此為豪

2404
01:42:01,208 --> 01:42:04,302
顯然的,如果我可以...再作一次的話

2405
01:42:04,344 --> 01:42:06,335
我會做得不一樣的,你知道嗎

2406
01:42:09,049 --> 01:42:11,313
說,和你談話很愉快,老兄

2407
01:42:11,351 --> 01:42:12,613
真的是

2408
01:42:13,486 --> 01:42:14,612
哦,我知道

2409
01:42:14,654 --> 01:42:16,815
你是唯一的一個...

2410
01:42:16,856 --> 01:42:19,256
認識我們倆的

2411
01:42:19,292 --> 01:42:20,520
對

2412
01:42:26,499 --> 01:42:27,727
你要去?

2413
01:42:29,169 --> 01:42:31,137
你要去玩那遊戲?

2414
01:42:31,171 --> 01:42:33,867
去把,因為我不去

2415
01:42:33,907 --> 01:42:35,272
第七個也是最後一個遊戲

2416
01:42:37,677 --> 01:42:40,145
甜心,我也不會去

2417
01:42:40,180 --> 01:42:42,148
我的意思是,我希望我去了

2418
01:42:42,182 --> 01:42:44,514
但是他們可能不會讓我去的

2419
01:42:47,754 --> 01:42:49,949
你做的很對

2420
01:42:51,324 --> 01:42:52,951
哦,甜心

2421
01:42:55,028 --> 01:42:57,519
是那中國人

2422
01:42:58,999 --> 01:43:00,933
我來了

2423
01:43:02,535 --> 01:43:04,799
好

2424
01:43:05,872 --> 01:43:07,533
好,那將會...

2425
01:43:07,574 --> 01:43:09,667
蜜雪兒?

2426
01:43:11,745 --> 01:43:13,838
安蒂...

2427
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,313
不是中國人

2428
01:43:15,348 --> 01:43:17,009
是麥克

2429
01:43:17,050 --> 01:43:18,176
麥克?!

2430
01:43:18,218 --> 01:43:20,049
對,我要怎麼做? 我要怎麼做?

2431
01:43:20,086 --> 01:43:22,646
和他說話

2432
01:43:22,689 --> 01:43:24,782
好,好

2433
01:43:26,860 --> 01:43:28,157
好

2434
01:43:31,298 --> 01:43:33,266
麥克?

2435
01:43:33,300 --> 01:43:34,597
麥克?!

2436
01:43:34,634 --> 01:43:37,000
嗨

2437
01:43:37,037 --> 01:43:38,732
嗨

2438
01:43:43,043 --> 01:43:45,068
你在這裡幹嘛?

2439
01:43:45,111 --> 01:43:46,544
我也不是很清楚

2440
01:43:47,781 --> 01:43:50,443
昨晚...我...我...

2441
01:43:50,483 --> 01:43:53,680
我就躺在這裡想睡覺

2442
01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:57,713
你知道的...你在我的枕頭噴的香水?

2443
01:43:57,824 --> 01:43:59,451
對

2444
01:43:59,492 --> 01:44:01,892
嗯,氣味現在已經散了

2445
01:44:01,928 --> 01:44:03,828
還有,呃...

2446
01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:05,854
蜜雪兒,我-我想要回它

2447
01:44:05,899 --> 01:44:07,958
我,呃...

2448
01:44:09,502 --> 01:44:11,902
我不知道你能不能要它回來

2449
01:44:15,809 --> 01:44:18,073
好

2450
01:44:19,379 --> 01:44:20,641
好

2451
01:44:23,149 --> 01:44:25,413
但是我... 我會

2452
01:44:25,452 --> 01:44:27,613
考慮一下

2453
01:44:27,654 --> 01:44:29,315
好

2454
01:44:29,356 --> 01:44:30,823
是的
哦,我的...

2455
01:44:30,857 --> 01:44:32,552
這些給你

2456
01:44:32,592 --> 01:44:33,684
謝謝

2457
01:44:33,727 --> 01:44:35,285
嗨

2458
01:44:35,328 --> 01:44:37,319
嗨

2459
01:44:48,608 --> 01:44:50,576
我們可以...接吻

2460
01:44:50,610 --> 01:44:52,339
我記得你住哪

2461
01:44:56,449 --> 01:44:58,974
誰需要男人?

2462
01:44:59,018 --> 01:45:05,651
女士們... 自己裝飾自己

2463
01:45:05,692 --> 01:45:07,023
嗯...

2464
01:45:08,428 --> 01:45:09,554
漂亮

2465
01:45:09,596 --> 01:45:10,620
停

2466
01:45:10,663 --> 01:45:11,891
非常好

2467
01:45:11,931 --> 01:45:12,898
你喜歡?

2468
01:45:12,932 --> 01:45:13,899
哦,很棒

2469
01:45:13,933 --> 01:45:15,127
好,再來一個

2470
01:45:15,168 --> 01:45:16,931
馬上,大家

2471
01:45:16,970 --> 01:45:18,767
真的很好,我會繼續的

2472
01:45:18,805 --> 01:45:20,670
提姆,我能看看重放嗎?

2473
01:45:20,774 --> 01:45:21,900
打開我,班

2474
01:45:21,941 --> 01:45:23,067
拜託,打破我的封皮

2475
01:45:23,109 --> 01:45:24,371
老天
拜託

2476
01:45:24,411 --> 01:45:25,810
把那拿出去,老兄
拜託?

2477
01:45:25,845 --> 01:45:27,335
把這校正一下

2478
01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:28,608
你也許想要讀讀這個

2479
01:45:28,648 --> 01:45:30,513
不了,謝謝

2480
01:45:32,452 --> 01:45:35,250
“我失去了一個人,而我不知道怎麼回事

2481
01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:37,051
哪裡出錯了

2482
01:45:37,090 --> 01:45:39,320
當我開始寫這個月的專欄

2483
01:45:39,359 --> 01:45:42,226
我想對這些個錯誤、愚蠢的約會負責

2484
01:45:42,262 --> 01:45:44,696
我沒有意識到的是

2485
01:45:44,731 --> 01:45:46,699
“我犯下了有史以來...

2486
01:45:46,733 --> 01:45:47,995
最大的錯誤”

2487
01:45:48,034 --> 01:45:51,697
這裡,相信我

2488
01:45:51,771 --> 01:45:53,898
讀一下

2489
01:46:21,835 --> 01:46:23,826
安蒂安德森?

2490
01:46:34,381 --> 01:46:36,508
請原諒,女士

2491
01:46:36,549 --> 01:46:37,675
我考

2492
01:46:37,784 --> 01:46:38,910
安蒂安德森在哪?

2493
01:46:38,952 --> 01:46:39,941
她不在這裡

2494
01:46:39,986 --> 01:46:41,283
她在哪?
她走了

2495
01:46:41,321 --> 01:46:42,913
她在華盛頓有個採訪

2496
01:46:42,956 --> 01:46:43,786
什麼時候走的?

2497
01:46:43,823 --> 01:46:44,949
今天
什麼時候?

2498
01:46:44,991 --> 01:46:47,551
好像是,現在

2499
01:46:49,963 --> 01:46:51,863
你不是那個治療專家,對吧?

2500
01:46:51,898 --> 01:46:52,990
哦

2501
01:46:53,033 --> 01:46:54,057
不

2502
01:46:54,100 --> 01:46:55,192
做得好

2503
01:46:58,471 --> 01:47:00,405
你欠我300塊

2504
01:47:18,758 --> 01:47:19,816
安蒂!

2505
01:47:49,589 --> 01:47:51,022
嘿!

2506
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:27,920
安蒂!

2507
01:48:29,129 --> 01:48:30,118
班!

2508
01:48:30,163 --> 01:48:32,222
停車,我們需要談談

2509
01:48:32,265 --> 01:48:35,359
你不想活了嗎?

2510
01:48:35,402 --> 01:48:36,801
如果會那樣的話,沒錯

2511
01:48:36,836 --> 01:48:37,860
現在停車

2512
01:48:37,904 --> 01:48:39,667
先生...

2513
01:48:39,739 --> 01:48:40,671
請原諒,先生

2514
01:48:40,740 --> 01:48:41,832
你能不能停車

2515
01:48:41,875 --> 01:48:44,309
我們在橋中間,女士

2516
01:48:44,344 --> 01:48:45,436
我不能在這裡停車

2517
01:48:45,478 --> 01:48:47,036
好吧,你有煙灰缸嗎

2518
01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:48,513
或者這裡有什麼我可以扔的?

2519
01:48:48,548 --> 01:48:49,537
呀,女士

2520
01:48:57,056 --> 01:48:58,387
你想說什麼?

2521
01:48:58,425 --> 01:48:59,915
這是真的嗎?

2522
01:49:01,394 --> 01:49:02,361
班,拜託

2523
01:49:02,395 --> 01:49:03,384
這是真的嗎?

2524
01:49:03,430 --> 01:49:06,422
還是你只想賣出雜誌?

2525
01:49:09,803 --> 01:49:12,237
我是指每個字

2526
01:49:13,773 --> 01:49:15,934
你要去哪?

2527
01:49:17,043 --> 01:49:18,635
我有個採訪

2528
01:49:18,711 --> 01:49:20,042
對,在華盛頓

2529
01:49:20,079 --> 01:49:21,410
我知道

2530
01:49:25,018 --> 01:49:27,179
你要去哪?

2531
01:49:28,855 --> 01:49:30,846
班,我只去哪裡

2532
01:49:30,890 --> 01:49:32,517
去寫我想寫的東西

2533
01:49:33,593 --> 01:49:35,788
不,我不能接受

2534
01:49:35,829 --> 01:49:38,798
你可以在任何地方寫

2535
01:49:40,166 --> 01:49:42,134
我認為你在逃避

2536
01:49:42,168 --> 01:49:45,262
你為什麼不留點心思計劃你的下一個賭?

2537
01:49:45,305 --> 01:49:46,795
我不是在逃避

2538
01:49:49,242 --> 01:49:50,709
放屁

2539
01:49:58,451 --> 01:50:00,153
請原諒?

2540
01:50:02,889 --> 01:50:04,356
你聽到了

2541
01:50:07,660 --> 01:50:09,218
放屁

2542
01:50:10,963 --> 01:50:14,057
嘿,女士,你想怎麼樣

2543
01:50:15,568 --> 01:50:16,557
拿上這位女士的行李

2544
01:50:16,602 --> 01:50:17,830
回她的地方

2545
01:50:17,870 --> 01:50:20,202
他改變了目的地

2546
01:50:23,042 --> 01:50:25,670
你在激我?

2547
01:50:25,711 --> 01:50:27,838
你賭我是