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- Michael, hajde.

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Jučer sam te pustio da ostaneš.
Sada ustani.

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Autobus će biti ovdje
bilo koje minute.

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Ne smiješ izostati iz škole
opet, Michael.

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Michael, dođi...
ustati.

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Muka mi je od ovoga.
Hajde ustani.

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čekaj malo
Vrati se ovamo.

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Odmah si se vratio ovamo.

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- Jao. U redu.

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- Moraš mi pomoći,
michael ne ustaje.

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- Dobro, dobro,
u redu, u redu, u redu.

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Michael?

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Michael,
ovo govori tvoj otac.

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ustani.

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Pa,
što ćeš učiniti?

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Lagano, lagano.
U redu, u redu.

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Michael--u redu.
Hajde, Michael.

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Ustani, hoćeš li?

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hajde

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- Bolesna sam.

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- Što...

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- Nije bolestan.
- Idemo.

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Hajde, nisi bolesna.

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Ne pokušavaj se zajebavati.

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Što je bilo?
s tobom?

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- To je moj želudac.
- Tvoj želudac?

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Pa, gdje te boli?
Točka.

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Pokaži mi gdje.

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- To je moja glava.
- U redu.

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- Idemo.
Hajde, vrijeme je za školu.

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- Muka mi je!
- Jučer je rekao da je bolestan,

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I sinoć,
on trči okolo

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S ogrtačem na putu,
"vau-vau!"

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- Da, dobro, jučer
rekla si da si bolesna,

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I sinoć,
trčiš uokolo s ogrtačem

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Ide, "vau-vau."

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- Neće
opet se izvući.

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- Nećeš pobjeći
s tim opet.

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- Samo... nemoj samo ponavljati
što ja kažem!

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- U redu,
u redu, u redu.

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Ne, ne vraćaj se...
mich--jesi li napravio zadaću?

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Je li učinio
njegova zadaća?

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- rekao je
nije imao.

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- I nasjeli ste na to?

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Oh, čovječe, lagat ću
tebi više.

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Mike--Michael,
jesi li imao zadaću?

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- Pusti me na miru!

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- Vidiš?
U redu, to je to.

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Znam ovu igru.
Ja sam to izmislio.

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- Autobus dolazi!

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- U redu, Michael,
autobus dolazi.

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Ne zajebavam se.
Sad, moraš ustati, hajde.

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- Ne!
- Michael, slušaj.

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Ako--ako propustiš taj autobus,

55
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Ja ću imati
voziti te u školu,

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A ja ću zakasniti.

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- Baš me briga!

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- Nije te briga, ha?
Nije te briga? Nije te briga?

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Kako bi bilo da dođem po tebe
a ja tebe nosim

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Do autobusa
u pidžami, ha?

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Možda ti je stalo do toga!
- Odlazi!

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- U redu.
U redu, to je to.

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- Oh, Ray, ne,
to nije dobra ideja.

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- Vidi, ti si me uvukao u ovo,

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A sada ćemo
učini to na moj način.

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- Autobus je stigao!

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- Ti drži taj autobus!

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Vidi, u redu, pomozi mi.
pomozi mi

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- Ray!

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- Grizi mu ruke.

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- Samo--samo ga pusti.

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- Tražio si moju pomoć.

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Pa ja to ovako radim.

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- Autobus je otišao!

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- Ako je nosio
pidžama za noge,

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I dalje bi bio ovdje.

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- Hej.
- Bok.

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- Hej, što si ti?
radiš ovdje?

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- Pa, kod Amy
radim do kasno večeras.

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- Pa?

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- Pa sam mislio svratiti
i reci "hej" mom malom bratu.

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Što?
Momak ne može svratiti

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i reci "hej"
svom malom bratu?

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- Ostalo je makarona
a sir u hladnjaku.

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- Bit ću tamo.

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- Hej, kako je Michael?

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- Savršeno dobro.

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On čita stripove.

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- Pa, ide li
u školu sutra?

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- Ne znam.

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- Ostao je kod kuće iz škole
opet danas?

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- Da.
Debra ga nije mogla natjerati da ode.

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- Nisi mogao ni ti!

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- Pa, reći ću ti
u čemu je problem, debra.

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- Nadao sam se
ti bi, marie.

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- Mislim,
pustio si djecu da se igraju

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Svi oni
računalne videotroničke igre.

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I nakon toga,
škola im je jednostavno dosadna.

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Samo je
starica koja priča.

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- Gdje stigneš
one videotronic igrice?

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- Zašto išta govorim?

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- Upravo tako.

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- Nešto nije u redu
s michaelom?

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Ne.

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- Izostao je iz škole
dva dana zaredom.

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- Dva dana?
Je li bolestan?

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- Ne.

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- To je izostajanje.

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Nije da bih to prijavio,

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Ali molim te,
ne tjeraj me da biram

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Između
"ujak robert"

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I "Robert zakleti branitelj
zakona."

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- Kako bi bilo da samo ostaneš
"robert smrdljivonogi glupan"?

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oh, to je smiješno.

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- Ne znam.

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Samo... ne znam
što da radim više.

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- Hej, Deb, mogao bih ti pokazati
nekoliko tehnika koje sam koristio

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Da dobijem ove dvije džukele
iz kreveta.

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- Nećemo stavljati kockice leda
dolje mu hlače, tata.

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- Ne kažem
počneš s tim.

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Kažem ti da počneš
s onim što sam nazivao

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"budilica za prljavu čarapu."

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- Oh, iskreno,
to je bilo odvratno.

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- Posežeš daleko dolje
do dna korpe.

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- Ne radimo to,
iskren.

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- Zove se
"tvrda, smrdljiva ljubav."

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- Ponekad bi koristio
moja vlastita čarapa protiv mene.

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- Kako to Michael
ne želi ići u školu?

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- Nitko ne želi
ići u školu.

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Nije napravio zadaću.
- Slušaj me.

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Želiš znati
kako motivirati dijete?

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Kupi mu nešto
stvarno voli,

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Onda ga odnesi.

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- U redu, Frank.
- On voli vlakove, zar ne?

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Pa mu daj lijepo,
nova parna lokomotiva--

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Nešto što mu čini lice
stvarno zasvijetliti.

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Onda dobiješ čekić.

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- Nećemo
razbiti njegove vlakove.

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- Ima li
kornjača?

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- Pa, jesi
učiniti nešto, debra.

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- Zašto je sve ovo na meni?

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Što s njim?
On živi ovdje.

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- Hej, pokušao sam.

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Imao sam ga napola
na vratima jutros,

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Ali ne bi ugrizla
njegove ruke.

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- Da, onda pobjegneš
na posao, a ja sam zapeo.

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Znaš, imao sam svašta
učiniti danas,

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A nisam mogao jer
Morala sam ostati ovdje s Michaelom.

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- Uvijek ima vremena
srediti svoju frizuru, draga.

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- Nisam išla
da napravim svoju frizuru.

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- Oh.

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Trebali bismo
razgovaraj i o tome.

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- Želiš me
otići gore

154
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I objasnite zakone o izostajanju s nastave
u ovoj županiji?

155
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Možda ga odvezi do pristaništa,
pokazati mu par propalica?

156
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- Ići ću s tobom.
Gdje je korpa?

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- Ne, ne, u redu,
stani, ovdje.

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Gledajte, cijenimo
tvoj srednjovjekovni savjet.

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Ali učinit ćemo
što treba učiniti, u redu?

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Michael ide
u školu sutra.

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- Da, ali ako postoji
problem--

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- Neće biti
problem.

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- Ali ako postoji...
- neće biti.

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- Ali ako postoji...

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- Neću.

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- Neću biti ovdje,
jer ja vozim Allynu klasu

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Na njihov sutrašnji izlet.

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- Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj!

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Tko će
izvući ga iz kreveta?

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- Mislio sam na tebe.

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- Pa, što...
što je s mojim poslom?

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- Ovo je dio tvog posla.

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- Mislim na svoj pravi posao.

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Nemojmo se svađati.

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Oh, hajde, Michael,
idi u školu!

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Ubijaš me, čovječe!

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- Kako ide?
- Gle, razbija mi grbu.

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Moraš to učiniti, u redu?
Zakasnit ću.

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- Ne, dušo, imam desetero djece
čeka me, a ja kasnim.

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- Ali čekaj malo.
Zatrpan sam ovdje.

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Moram završiti dvije kolone,

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I moram na intervju
george steinbrenner!

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- Oprosti, Ray, moram ići.
- Ne, ne, ti...

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Vrati se ovamo,
mlada damo!

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starica!

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Tko me podsjeti
od moje mame!

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U redu.

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Nisam htio ovo učiniti.

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Ali ne ostavljaš mi izbora.

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Oh, super.

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Jedan dan
ona pere rublje.

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- Da, bok.
Uh, ovo je Ray Barone.

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Hm, trebao sam
sići dolje

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I intervju
gosp. Steinbrenner jutros,

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ali nažalost,
nešto je iskrsnulo.

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Pa, uh,
nekako--

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Obiteljska tragedija.

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Da.

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Ne, ne, ne,
Samo sam se pitao,

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Hm, možemo li ovo učiniti
na telefonu?

201
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Da, da, sačekat ću.
Hvala.

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Pa, vidi tko je gore.

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- Gladan sam.

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- Da, pa,
vrijeme doručka završilo

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Kad je školski autobus krenuo,
dobro?

206
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Dakle, čestitamo, dobili ste
danas opet ostati doma.

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Da ti kažem nešto,
gospodine.

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Par sati
s tatom,

209
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A ti ćeš moliti
vratiti se u školu.

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Zdravo.
Oh, bok.

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o da,
bok, g. Steinbrenner.

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Uh--

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Da, tragedija, zar ne.

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Moja - majka.

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Da, ali, uh,
ona će se izvući.

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Ona je žestoka stara žena.

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U svakom slučaju, slušaj,
Znam da si zauzet čovjek,

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A samo sam htjela
za početak--

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oprostite
Oprostite na trenutak, gospodine.

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Nema TV-a!
Nema TV-a!

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Ne! Ne, ne!
Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne!

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Nema TV-a!

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Da, halo?
žao mi je

224
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,142
Oprostite zbog toga.
Ne, ne, ne.

225
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,011
Ne, mogu ja to.
Naravno, da.

226
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:08,213
Hm, dobro, uglavnom,
Htio sam početi

227
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,550
Dobivanjem vaših osjećaja
o podjeli prihoda.

228
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:15,120
Uh-ha. Uh-ha.

229
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,789
ne, ne.

230
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,324
U redu, da, dobro,
to je dobra poanta.

231
00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,160
Da. da--

232
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,728
točno.

233
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,664
Dobro, a o čemu
manja tržišta?

234
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,732
hej

235
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,900
Ne jedeš krafne,
dobro?

236
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,169
Nema ti krafni!

237
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,738
Ja... da, oprosti.

238
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,007
To su djeca, da.

239
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,576
Djeco, znam.

240
00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,844
Da, šteta
ne možeš ih otpustiti.

241
00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,646
Iako ti
vjerojatno jesu, zar ne?

242
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,214
da--
siđi odande!

243
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,649
Prestani!

244
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,017
Hej--sjedni!

245
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,186
reći ću ti
što ćeš jesti!

246
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,021
Zdravo.

247
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,291
Oh.
Gotovi smo?

248
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,859
Pa--

249
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,195
Da.
U redu.

250
00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,065
U redu.
Hvala, gospodine.

251
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,800
Michael!

252
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,368
Spusti ga.
Spusti ga.

253
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,803
Znate li što
upravo jesi?

254
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,004
Znate li tko je to bio
na telefonu?

255
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,373
- Ne.
- Nije bitno.

256
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:12,310
George steinbrenner!

257
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,212
Ništa od ovoga, u redu?

258
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,082
Ništa od ovog kapetana šećera
šećer preliven čokoladom za vas.

259
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,316
Jeste li gladni?

260
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,018
u redu,
ako si gladan, evo.

261
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,620
Evo što ćeš jesti.

262
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,888
Fiber 100, u redu?

263
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,190
Da, tako je.

264
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,358
Nema zabavnih stvari, u redu?

265
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,126
Nema crtića na kutiji
za vas.

266
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:32,230
Vi dobivate
dvije bake na biciklu--

267
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,699
Vrsta sranja
Moram jesti svaki dan.

268
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,235
da, da,
nema labirinta do zemlje čokolade.

269
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,739
Ovdje, ovdje, možete pročitati
o zdravlju debelog crijeva.

270
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,108
Dakle, ukopajte se!

271
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,010
Izvoli.

272
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,879
Evo malo ukusnog
obrano mlijeko za vas.

273
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,882
Dobrodošli u moj svijet.

274
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,952
U redu, slušaj,

275
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,186
Evo kako
danas će ići.

276
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,755
Bez crtića,
bez video igara,

277
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,057
Bez kompjuterskih igrica,
nema zabave, u redu?

278
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,427
Prvo, ti ćeš jesti
ovo drvo.

279
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,195
I onda ćeš dobiti
tvoja zadaća,

280
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,398
I doći ćeš
dolje u moj ured.

281
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,901
To je radna dvorana.
tako je.

282
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,936
Radit ćeš
točno ispred mene

283
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:14,372
Gdje te mogu držati na oku;
shvaćaš li to?

284
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,941
- Nemam nikakvu zadaću.

285
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,743
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

286
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:22,180
Što mislite tko
imaš posla s ovime, ha?

287
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,782
Možda se činim glup,

288
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,016
Ali to je samo
po tvoju majku

289
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:29,020
Da me ne pitaš
raditi stvari, u redu?

290
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,224
Znam sve kuteve, prijatelju.

291
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,093
Znam sve isprike.

292
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,896
Da je moj pas shamski jeo
onoliko domaće zadaće koliko sam rekao,

293
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:42,133
On bi se pokakao
britanska enciklopedija.

294
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,468
U redu?

295
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,036
Dakle, samo pojedi ovo,

296
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,404
I onda dobivaš
tvoja zadaća,

297
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,306
A ti si
silazeći dolje.

298
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,442
- Nemam.

299
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,745
- Zalijepiš se
s tom pričom, ha?

300
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,080
U redu.
Pa, znaš što?

301
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,314
Onda ćeš jednostavno
siđi dolje,

302
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,116
I hoćeš
gledaj me kako radim.

303
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,085
Misliš da je škola dosadna
i besmislena.

304
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,788
Čekaj da vidiš
što radim za život.

305
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:07,258
Oh, kapetane šećeru.
On ide sa mnom.

306
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,261
Hej, pogledaj,
nagrada!

307
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,867
- Ovo je dosadno.

308
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,803
- Tako je.

309
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,273
Kladim se da biste željeli da jeste
upravo sada u školi, ha?

310
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,009
Ne? Ne još?
U redu, dobro...

311
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:28,079
Ne brinite;
bit ćemo gotovi ovdje za otprilike...

312
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,816
Oh, pet sati.

313
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,261
Hej, što--što radiš?

314
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,362
- Čitanje.

315
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,998
- Ne, ne, ne.
Stripovi nisu...

316
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,502
Što ona nosi?

317
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,070
Trebali su
ocjene za ovo,

318
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,073
jer ovo je
potpuno neprikladno.

319
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,484
U redu, obratite pozornost.
Ja ću...

320
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,787
Pročitat ću ti nešto
na čemu radim.

321
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,089
to je, uh,
stup za bejzbol.

322
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,125
"svi uvijek kažu
naznačeni udarač

323
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,194
"preuzeo je strategiju
izvan igre.

324
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,963
"znaš, je menadžer
udarit ću za bacač,

325
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,365
"ili hoće
ostaviti ga unutra?

326
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,300
“Kažem, što je tako uzbudljivo

327
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:27,105
O gledanju
misli neki debeli menadžer?"

328
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,141
Kako to zvuči?
- Dobro.

329
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,443
- Da?
Što je tu dobro?

330
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,980
- Debeli menadžer.

331
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,083
- Malo je smiješno,
zar ne?

332
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:45,056
u redu.

333
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,096
- Djeca su me zadirkivala.

334
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,464
- Što?

335
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,334
- U mom razredu,
sva su mi se djeca smijala.

336
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,503
- Djeca su vam se smijala?
Zašto?

337
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,239
- Otišla sam do učiteljice
da joj postavim pitanje,

338
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:04,242
I ja slučajno
rekao, "mama."

339
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:09,180
- Zvali ste
učiteljica "mama"?

340
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,183
Zašto?
Je li učiteljica vikala?

341
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,595
- Onda sam zaplakao,
i svi su me zvali plačljivicom.

342
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,046
Natjerao sam te da jedeš vlakna.

343
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,428
hej--

344
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,197
Govoreći o bejzbolu,

345
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,967
Pričam ti ikada o priči
o meni u maloj ligi?

346
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,502
Malo je smiješno.

347
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,938
To je, uh...

348
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,439
Bio sam malo stariji od tebe,

349
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,009
I neposredno prije utakmice,

350
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:14,212
Upravo sam pio
puno kool-aida.

351
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,947
Pa sam morao ići
u kupaonicu,

352
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,516
Ali odlučio sam to zadržati,
jer kad sam bio klinac,

353
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,919
Nisam volio ići
u kupaonicu.

354
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,253
Sada volim ići
u kupaonicu.

355
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,023
Jako mi se sviđa.

356
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,293
Dakle, treća je izmjena,

357
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,928
I igram se
druga baza,

358
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,663
I jako sam loše prošao.

359
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,232
I ja... ja se grckam
moje noge zajedno,

360
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,035
I lupam rukavicom
uz moje bedro,

361
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,570
I trudim se držati korak
brbljanje je jako glasno.

362
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,439
Znaš, mislio sam
ako sam vrištao dovoljno glasno,

363
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,640
To bi mi odvratilo pažnju.

364
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,309
znaš,
"hej, tijesto, tijesto,

365
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,278
Hej, udarač, udarač,
hej, udarač, udarač, zamah!"

366
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,416
Ali, nisam mogao izdržati.

367
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,252
Počeo sam ići.

368
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,521
- Bio si na terenu?

369
00:15:56,523 --> 00:16:00,491
- Točno između
prvi i drugi.

370
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:05,229
Bilo je tako loše...

371
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:08,232
A opet tako dobro.

372
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,138
Ipak sam pokušao
nastaviti brbljati,

373
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,374
Ali bilo je više kao,

374
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,577
"Hej, udarač, udarač, hej.

375
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,447
"hej, udarač.

376
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,450
Zamah."

377
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,088
Pa ovo--

378
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,324
Ova tamna mrlja
postaje sve veći i veći.

379
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,026
Ali činilo se da nitko nije primijetio,

380
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,661
Pa sam samo pomislio
čim završi izmjena,

381
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,329
Samo ću
istrčati s terena.

382
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,199
Skočit ću na bicikl,
i odjahati kući.

383
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,500
Upravo tada, podignem pogled,
i postoji

384
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,235
Dave malloy
na našoj klupi.

385
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,606
he-e-e-e-e-e-ej!

386
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:54,278
Pogledaj b-a-a-a-r-o-n-e!"

387
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:06,724
Pogledam gore, i sva djeca
smiju mi se--

388
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,693
Moji suigrači.

389
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,295
Lupali su po ogradi,
tako su se smijali.

390
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,031
i--

391
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,636
Tu sam bio
u drugoj bazi...

392
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:22,340
Točno u sredini
od svega.

393
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,275
- Što si učinio?

394
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,478
- Učinio sam točno ono
ti bi trebao učiniti.

395
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,113
plakala sam.

396
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,215
Izvadio sam oči.

397
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,084
Trebala sam ranije plakati.

398
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,821
Možda bi skrenuo
neki od piškiti u suze.

399
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,356
- Stvarno?

400
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:42,326
- Ne, tijelo
ne funkcionira tako.

401
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:47,298
U svakom slučaju, znate kako u bejzbolu
želiš cool nadimak?

402
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,535
Znaš, kao "hammerin' hank"
ili "velika ozljeda"?

403
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,437
znaš što
djeca su me zvala?

404
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,473
"pi-pi" raymond.

405
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,275
To je prilično pametno, ha?
"pi-pi" raymond.

406
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,511
"'pi-pi' raymond!
'pi-pi' raymond!"

407
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:05,583
To sam bio ja--
"pi-pi" raymond.

408
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,318
Da.

409
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,121
Bio je to loš dan.

410
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,757
Bilo je kao da jesam
kašnjenje kiše u mojim hlačama.

411
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,834
- Dakle...

412
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,836
To je bejzbol.

413
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:32,276
Oh, usput,

414
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,611
Nekoliko dana kasnije,

415
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,780
Kevin Saganski
je za tablom.

416
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,549
Saginje se
uzeti malo krede,

417
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,785
Hlače su mu se širom otvorile.

418
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,821
Odjednom,
Skinut sam s udice, znaš?

419
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,557
"pi-pi" raymond,
to je sad stara vijest.

420
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,825
Priča se u gradu?

421
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,328
"butt-crack" saganski.

422
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,866
- To je smiješno.

423
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,567
- Da.

424
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,569
Da, smiješno je.

425
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,807
- Tata?

426
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,143
- Da?

427
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:09,447
- Moram ići
u kupaonicu.

428
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,450
- Znate što?
I meni također.

429
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,387
I da ti kažem
nešto drugo.

430
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,156
Znaš što se dogodilo
da "butt-crack" saganski?

431
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,724
- Što?

432
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,694
- Sada je predsjednik
of fruit of the loom donje rublje.

433
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,468
- Oh, da!

434
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,739
Tata još uvijek ima
pokreti, mikey!

435
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,408
Idem s strunjače!

436
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,543
Vau!

437
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,344
gorim!

438
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,347
- Bok, mama.

439
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,822
- Što to radiš?

440
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:55,259
- Što ja radim?
Postajem sav lud, dušo!

441
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,864
Preuzmi, da.

442
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,405
To je nasljedno,
taj funk.

443
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,473
- Dakle, ovo je tvoje rješenje?

444
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:11,375
Neka ostane kod kuće cijeli dan
i imati plesnu zabavu?

445
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,978
Nikada neće
ići opet u školu.

446
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,780
- Michael, ideš
u školu sutra?

447
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,782
- Da.

448
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,353
- Stvarno?

449
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,723
- Čuo si dječaka.

450
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,891
Oh, i, uh,

451
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,593
Kad mu spakiraš ručak
sutra,

452
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,696
Želi sendvič sa salamom
s čipsom--okus roštilja--

453
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,831
I nemoj mu dati celer
s maslacem od kikirikija.

454
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,866
Samo će ga zamijeniti
za voćni roll-up.

455
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,302
- Kako si to napravio?

456
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,571
- Pa, recimo
naša djeca imaju sreće

457
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:46,277
To je njihov otac vodio
vrlo neugodan život.

458
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,678
Usput, znam zašto
nije išao u školu.

459
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,913
- Zašto?

460
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,548
- Neka djeca
zadirkivali su ga

461
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,983
jer je nazvao
jedna od učiteljica "mamice".

462
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,851
- Nazvao je jednog od
učitelji "mama"?

463
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,353
- Da.

464
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,356
- Zašto?
Je li učiteljica vikala?

465
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:08,733
- Ooh! ooh!
Vau! Vau!

466
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,278
Tata!

467
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,979
- Hej, hej, ljudi.
Kako je bilo u školi?

468
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,315
- Sjajno!
- Da? Što si napravio?

469
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,585
- Hej, pogledaj!
To je "pi-pi" raymond!

470
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,820
"pi-pi" raymond!

471
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,822
"pi-pi" raymond!