1 00:00:06,042 --> 00:00:08,001 Hi. What do you think? 2 00:00:08,044 --> 00:00:10,612 I think he's everything I've ever wanted. 3 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:15,660 Oh, motherfucking... Be fucking reasonable, you prick! 4 00:00:15,704 --> 00:00:18,054 I see for next time what to do. 5 00:00:18,924 --> 00:00:21,710 My job, Mummy's job, is to keep you and Ava safe. 6 00:00:21,753 --> 00:00:23,407 That's like our only job. 7 00:00:23,451 --> 00:00:24,974 It's what mums and dads are for. 8 00:00:25,018 --> 00:00:27,498 Shut the fuck up with the splashing! 9 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:30,066 I just want what's best for the kids. 10 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:32,503 The bottom line is, I don't want the kids to turn out like me. 11 00:00:32,547 --> 00:00:34,288 -I don't want them to turn out-- -Like you? 12 00:00:34,331 --> 00:00:36,159 Fuck off! It would be fantastic 13 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,595 if they turned out like me, I'm great. 14 00:00:37,639 --> 00:00:39,119 Leo's mom told me you were smoking 15 00:00:39,162 --> 00:00:40,642 -in their gazebo. -What's a gazebo? 16 00:00:40,685 --> 00:00:42,644 I don't fucking know, do I? 17 00:00:42,687 --> 00:00:44,298 We were never gonna be the Waltons. 18 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:45,734 I don't need us to be the Waltons, 19 00:00:45,777 --> 00:00:47,127 I'll make do with the Munsters at this point. 20 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,519 Or the fucking Manson Family. 21 00:00:48,563 --> 00:00:50,434 At least they had a shared interest. 22 00:00:50,478 --> 00:00:52,610 -I'm not angry. -I'm angry! 23 00:00:52,654 --> 00:00:54,917 If you're looking for someone who's angry, I'm fucking angry! 24 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,310 Just chill out a little bit. 25 00:00:56,353 --> 00:00:57,746 No, I'm chill. I'm just the Chablis. 26 00:00:57,789 --> 00:00:58,747 You're the unchill one. 27 00:00:58,790 --> 00:00:59,922 Screw you, Luke, 28 00:00:59,965 --> 00:01:02,446 and this fucking attitude. 29 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:05,319 None of this stuff was in the baby manual, was it? 30 00:01:05,362 --> 00:01:07,495 This isn't bath temperatures. 31 00:01:07,538 --> 00:01:08,931 Or mixing formula. 32 00:01:08,974 --> 00:01:11,499 Where is our fucking manual now? 33 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,370 I would die for those kids, Ally. 34 00:01:13,414 --> 00:01:15,242 But often, I also wanna kill them. 35 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:18,071 What the fuck is wrong with you, Luke? 36 00:01:18,114 --> 00:01:20,377 I'm asking you a question. What the fuck is wrong with you? 37 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:27,471 [Paul] No, I'm sorry, I'm not stopping. 38 00:01:27,515 --> 00:01:29,604 -He needs a poo. -I do need a poo. 39 00:01:29,647 --> 00:01:32,128 The thing is, mate, you often, really often, 40 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:34,391 say that you need one, and it turns out to be a false flag. 41 00:01:34,435 --> 00:01:36,219 We should stop at the services. Be on the safe side. 42 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,613 -We'll miss the ferry. -We can get the next one. 43 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:41,224 Mm-mm. Not necessarily. We're meant to be on the 2:15, 44 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,792 right? That's our booking. Also, if we do stop, 45 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:45,228 he won't be able to go. 46 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,709 I can 100 percent guarantee that. 47 00:01:47,752 --> 00:01:50,494 -I'll poo! -Yeah, I know you will, my darling. 48 00:01:50,538 --> 00:01:52,148 We can always rely on you to poo. 49 00:01:52,192 --> 00:01:53,932 It's much appreciated. 50 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:55,456 I'd pop one out too, to be fair. 51 00:01:57,066 --> 00:01:59,721 -[sighs] -Come on, Paul. [laughs] 52 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:07,468 -Come on, there's still time. -I'll do another one. 53 00:02:07,511 --> 00:02:10,035 -Oh! He's green! -The Hulk. 54 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:11,211 -No! -No, no. 55 00:02:11,254 --> 00:02:13,169 He's an ogre. Lives in a... 56 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:16,303 -Shrek! Yes! -Yes! Yes! 57 00:02:16,346 --> 00:02:18,870 -Time's up. -What... Oh, fuck... 58 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:21,264 [Ally] Luke, how many was that? Was it six? 59 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,787 -Eight! -Eight! [gags] 60 00:02:22,831 --> 00:02:25,529 -Yes! -Fighting tall. 61 00:02:25,573 --> 00:02:27,444 All right, Mum, you'll go. 62 00:02:27,488 --> 00:02:30,055 All right... it's gonna be amazing. 63 00:02:30,099 --> 00:02:33,929 -Right. Three, two, one. Go! -Three, two, one. Go! 64 00:02:33,972 --> 00:02:35,322 -Okay. -Right. 65 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:36,671 War, war man. Big war man. 66 00:02:36,714 --> 00:02:38,586 -Braveheart? -No. 67 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:41,197 [stutters] Wilfred Owen. Spartacus. 68 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,894 -No, he won the war. -Well, Spartacus won. 69 00:02:42,938 --> 00:02:44,722 -No, he didn't. -Morally. 70 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:46,898 -Focus, Mum! -I am focused! He won, didn't he? 71 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:48,726 -[Paul] Do the voice. -He didn't. It was a rebellion. 72 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:51,207 -[Paul] Do the voice... -But this is like a war? Similar? 73 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,818 [Paul] "Never in the field of human conflict." 74 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:57,213 Do a cigar, mime a fucking cigar... 75 00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:59,172 [Ava] Babies! All babies are like him! 76 00:02:59,215 --> 00:03:01,826 -[Ally] Winston Churchill! -[Luke] Yes! 77 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:05,700 [Ally] Oh, no! No. Right, how many did I get? 78 00:03:05,743 --> 00:03:07,528 -[Luke] One. -[Ally] No. 79 00:03:07,571 --> 00:03:10,226 Well, I'm gonna write 100... 80 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:12,576 [Luke] That's because you spent the whole time going on about Spartacus. 81 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,143 [Ally] Very good! 82 00:03:14,187 --> 00:03:18,147 -[Luke] That's it! Spartacus. -[Ally] Sure. 83 00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:21,237 [Luke] Well, I think it's safe to say I won. 84 00:03:21,281 --> 00:03:23,457 -[Ava] Really? Did you, though? -All right, smarty. 85 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,547 [Luke] Yeah, because it says it there. 86 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:29,202 -[Ava] Maybe it's wrong. -Should we do that again? 87 00:03:29,245 --> 00:03:31,943 I think I've learned how to do it. Think I'm gonna be amazing. 88 00:03:31,987 --> 00:03:34,946 -[Luke] Right, you won. -[Ally] It's all about the winning. 89 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:36,687 [sighs] Right. 90 00:03:36,731 --> 00:03:39,124 You mean it's infinitely fucking better without me. 91 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:42,563 [Ally] You've been in like... 92 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:45,783 [Luke] No, but you got two and I got eight... 93 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:48,569 [cheerful chatter continues] 94 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,663 [Luke] Oh, you need seven more. Seven more. 95 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:00,233 [Ally] We probably we should get more so... 96 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,195 Yeah, It's kind of weird. 97 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:09,416 Uh, being in two separate places, sharing one car. 98 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,635 It's all a bit odd. It really is. 99 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:17,250 Peculiar. We're not judging, Paul. 100 00:04:17,293 --> 00:04:19,382 It is a peculiar set-up. 101 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,080 Your son won't allow you to live in your own house. 102 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:24,561 No. It's more complicated than that, Dad. 103 00:04:24,605 --> 00:04:26,607 Right. I see. 104 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,262 Look, I'm choosing, currently, 105 00:04:29,305 --> 00:04:31,612 to stay at Leah's while she's on honeymoon, 106 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,657 so that Luke has a chance to sort himself out. 107 00:04:33,701 --> 00:04:36,138 As you know, he and I have had a weird time a bit. 108 00:04:36,181 --> 00:04:38,967 -[Jackie] He punched you. -He did punch me, yeah. 109 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:41,578 -He didn't mean it. -I think he might have, Mom. 110 00:04:41,622 --> 00:04:45,016 But at the moment, you're not allowed through your own front door? 111 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,280 It's not a question of being "allowed" through the door. 112 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,238 It's like the parable of the Three Little Pigs. 113 00:04:49,282 --> 00:04:54,896 -Is it? -No, it's not, when I think about it. 114 00:04:54,939 --> 00:04:57,812 You're not threatening to blow the house down and cook Luke. 115 00:04:57,855 --> 00:04:59,640 No, but anyway, 116 00:04:59,683 --> 00:05:01,381 the Three Little Pigs isn't a parable, is it? 117 00:05:02,556 --> 00:05:07,517 No, no, it's not, is it? 118 00:05:07,561 --> 00:05:10,477 No. I can't really see Jesus Christ 119 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,610 preaching about a little pig's chinny-chin-chin. 120 00:05:13,654 --> 00:05:16,439 Well, he was Jewish wasn't he, Jesus? 121 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,876 So pigs would have been persona non grata. 122 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,095 [singing in tune of "Alleluia"] Fucking hell. 123 00:05:20,138 --> 00:05:22,358 The Three Billy Goats Gruff, 124 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:24,186 I can imagine Jesus telling that one. 125 00:05:24,229 --> 00:05:25,579 Yep. 126 00:05:25,622 --> 00:05:27,145 Yeah. Hmm. 127 00:05:27,189 --> 00:05:29,191 Is that Hawaii? 128 00:05:32,237 --> 00:05:34,718 [Younger Luke] Hurry up! It's coming out! 129 00:05:34,762 --> 00:05:37,939 [Paul] Okay, okay. Well, I need to park the car, don't I, Luke? 130 00:05:37,982 --> 00:05:41,377 -[Younger Luke] Hurry up! -[Ally] Go. I'll take Ava 131 00:05:41,421 --> 00:05:43,248 to get some sweets or something. 132 00:05:44,293 --> 00:05:47,862 [Younger Luke] Dad! Please! It's happening! 133 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:49,690 [Paul] Yeah, all right! All right, fucksake. 134 00:05:51,344 --> 00:05:52,388 [Ally] Bag! Get your bag! 135 00:05:52,432 --> 00:05:54,085 [Paul] Bag, all right, yes. 136 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:58,046 Can everybody just stop fucking panicking, please? 137 00:05:58,089 --> 00:06:00,353 Right! On we go! Let's go! 138 00:06:05,314 --> 00:06:07,795 You all right? Just hold it a minute. Okay. 139 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:28,642 [chuckles] 140 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:30,687 [Ava] I know you can hear me. 141 00:06:30,731 --> 00:06:33,734 I just want to say that... 142 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:36,258 even though it looks like we're all pretty happy here... 143 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:39,217 I'm not. 144 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:43,396 I'm not happy here. 145 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,920 It just doesn't feel like my home without you in it. 146 00:06:51,273 --> 00:06:52,883 I just want you to come back. 147 00:07:13,469 --> 00:07:14,731 I love you, Dad. 148 00:07:18,387 --> 00:07:20,041 [Paul] Ava! Bed! Come on! 149 00:07:32,749 --> 00:07:33,750 Oh. 150 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:55,555 [Younger Luke] I can't go. 151 00:07:55,598 --> 00:07:57,426 Have you got my Lovers' Rock playlist? 152 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:58,732 It helps me poo. 153 00:07:58,775 --> 00:08:00,864 Yeah, sure, it's on my phone. 154 00:08:03,824 --> 00:08:06,566 -One sec, mate, just looking for it in my bag, all right. -Thanks, Dad. 155 00:08:06,609 --> 00:08:08,611 I thought you were desperate. I thought it was coming out? 156 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,178 It's gone back in again. 157 00:08:10,221 --> 00:08:11,745 Has it? [clicks tongue] 158 00:08:17,838 --> 00:08:19,840 Oh, fuck. 159 00:08:19,883 --> 00:08:23,017 Luke, I'm really sorry, mate, but my phone's in the car. 160 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,541 -No! -Well, we were rushing, weren't we? 161 00:08:25,585 --> 00:08:28,196 You were about to go off like a fucking dirty bomb. 162 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:30,415 I'm sorry, I thought it was in my bag. 163 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:31,808 Can you go get it? 164 00:08:31,852 --> 00:08:33,549 No, I can't leave you here on your own, can I? 165 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:36,073 Could you sing one of the songs? 166 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:38,423 -Could I? -From my playlist. 167 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:40,730 It really helps me poo. 168 00:08:40,774 --> 00:08:43,298 Could you sing "Night Nurse"? 169 00:08:43,341 --> 00:08:45,474 No. I can't do that, I'm sorry. 170 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:48,999 [Young Luke crying] 171 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,835 ♪ Night nurse... 172 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,315 Man! 173 00:09:01,446 --> 00:09:04,145 ♪ Only you alone Can quench this here thirst ♪ 174 00:09:05,494 --> 00:09:07,148 ♪ My night nurse 175 00:09:07,191 --> 00:09:09,063 [Younger Luke] Could you sing it like the man sings it? 176 00:09:09,106 --> 00:09:10,673 Mate, I am not doing the fucking accent. 177 00:09:13,328 --> 00:09:15,460 ♪ The pain is getting worse 178 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:21,815 -Hey. -Oh. Thanks. 179 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:28,125 I'm sorry. That I couldn't... 180 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,474 No, I couldn't either. 181 00:09:30,519 --> 00:09:32,477 It just felt wrong 182 00:09:32,521 --> 00:09:34,436 trying to have sex at your mother's house. 183 00:09:34,479 --> 00:09:36,046 It's Shakespearean. 184 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,311 It'll be nice to have sex in our actual house again. 185 00:09:40,355 --> 00:09:42,531 No, I know. 186 00:09:42,575 --> 00:09:44,402 You realize how unhappy Ava is 187 00:09:44,446 --> 00:09:46,927 with this whole mad arrangement? 188 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:51,235 -Has she told you that? -Kind of, yeah. 189 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:53,411 I know that you all looked like you were happy, 190 00:09:53,455 --> 00:09:55,196 when you were playing the game, 191 00:09:55,239 --> 00:09:57,502 with the phones on your foreheads... 192 00:09:57,546 --> 00:10:00,810 -What? -The name game. You were Winston Churchill. 193 00:10:00,854 --> 00:10:04,031 -How do you know about that? -Huh? 194 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:06,773 -Because the... -What? 195 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:09,993 That little security... Yeah, because the security camera that we had put in 196 00:10:10,037 --> 00:10:12,039 after Leah was burgled. 197 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,431 Fuck. Were you spying on us? 198 00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:17,871 I'm not spying. Spying. Viewing. 199 00:10:17,914 --> 00:10:19,655 Was Peering. Not peering... 200 00:10:19,699 --> 00:10:22,092 -Fucking hell, Paul. -I know. But I just wanna feel 201 00:10:22,136 --> 00:10:24,921 like I'm still part of this family. All right? 202 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:27,576 And at the moment, it feels like you're all better off without me. 203 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:30,013 I haven't seen Luke laugh like that for ages. 204 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,536 -[sighs] -I get it. 205 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,583 Look, let's try a meal, let's... 206 00:10:34,627 --> 00:10:37,499 you know, have our tea together as a family in our house, 207 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,543 and see how it goes. 208 00:10:38,587 --> 00:10:40,371 I'll speak to Luke. 209 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,156 -Oh, will you speak to Luke? -Yeah. 210 00:10:42,199 --> 00:10:45,681 Ally, can't you see, this is absolutely mental. 211 00:10:45,725 --> 00:10:49,511 -Letting Luke have this much power. He's 13. -No, I know it's odd... 212 00:10:49,554 --> 00:10:51,818 Christ, I have swallowed every belief, 213 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:54,603 every instinct that I've got in order to make this work right, 214 00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:58,520 but I'm sorry, I need to be able to be in my own fucking house. 215 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:02,089 I am not the big bad wolf. I'm not a troll 216 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:05,179 under the Billy Goats' bridge... 217 00:11:05,222 --> 00:11:07,094 -What? -Nothing. 218 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,704 [laughs] 219 00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:12,752 -You know what I mean. -I do. 220 00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:15,711 Fucking troll. [laughs] 221 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,060 Okay. 222 00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:20,934 What do you want to drink? 223 00:11:20,977 --> 00:11:23,545 -Uh, mango juice. -Mango juice. 224 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:26,374 I don't think they've got any mango juice. 225 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:28,942 Yes, there is. At the back. 226 00:11:28,985 --> 00:11:30,683 At the back. 227 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:33,381 Oh. Aha. 228 00:11:33,424 --> 00:11:36,427 Here, I've hunted one down like a cavewoman. 229 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:41,650 Ava? Ava! 230 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,349 Ava! 231 00:11:47,221 --> 00:11:50,528 Ava? Has anyone seen a child on their own? A little girl on her own? 232 00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:53,662 Ava! Sorry, um, have you seen my daughter? 233 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:56,404 She's got brown hair, she's about 7, she's wearing a pink jacket. 234 00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:58,406 Has anyone seen a child on their own? 235 00:11:58,449 --> 00:12:00,538 Have you seen my daughter? She's 7 years old, she was on her own. 236 00:12:00,582 --> 00:12:05,500 Ava! Ava! Ava! Ava! 237 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:07,937 Ava! 238 00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:11,898 -[Young Luke] Thanks again, Dad. -[Paul] You are welcome, mate. 239 00:12:11,941 --> 00:12:13,726 I'm glad it works. 240 00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:16,598 Did the other men give you a funny look? 241 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:20,167 Eh...yeah, a bit of a funny look. But, you know, sod 'em. 242 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,386 Yeah! Sod 'em. 243 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,694 ♪ Night Nurse 244 00:12:25,738 --> 00:12:28,479 ♪ Only you alone can quench this here thirst ♪ 245 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,007 ♪ Night Nurse... 246 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,096 Jesus. Six missed calls from Mum? 247 00:12:42,972 --> 00:12:44,365 It's very nice, thank you. 248 00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:49,805 So, Luke, you doing engineering? 249 00:12:51,415 --> 00:12:53,417 That's--That's great. 250 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:54,984 Mm-hmm. 251 00:12:55,028 --> 00:12:56,420 Really good. 252 00:12:58,422 --> 00:13:00,076 It's all computer modeling these days. 253 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,949 No big spanners or hissing boilers. 254 00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:05,560 Hmm. 255 00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:07,605 And I mean, I can still do History, 256 00:13:07,649 --> 00:13:09,216 the lessons don't clash, so. 257 00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:11,566 Right. 258 00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:16,266 Well, an engineer in the family. 259 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,573 Oh! That'll do. 260 00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:21,315 Or a historian. You know, either works. 261 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,801 It's good to have you back in the house, Dad. 262 00:13:28,844 --> 00:13:29,845 Thank you. 263 00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:35,111 It is lovely to be back just for a bit. 264 00:13:45,165 --> 00:13:47,471 Oh, Paul, I'm going to need the car again on Monday, 265 00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:49,604 so could you drop it off tomorrow and then get an Uber back to Leah's? 266 00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:50,605 Sure, yeah. 267 00:13:50,648 --> 00:13:52,563 Or I was thinking 268 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,652 that maybe I could stay here tonight? 269 00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:58,004 Right. Luke? 270 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:01,007 Okay. 271 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,443 -You okay? -Yeah. 272 00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:07,535 I mean, that's weirdly uncontroversial. 273 00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:09,842 Maybe this evening actually worked. 274 00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:11,539 Maybe I'm a genius. 275 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:14,672 -Eh...maybe. -[laughs] 276 00:14:14,716 --> 00:14:16,283 [Security Officer] Just keep scanning the screens, 277 00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,893 see if you can spot Ava. 278 00:14:17,937 --> 00:14:20,026 I should be out there searching. 279 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,505 Our whole team is out there, sir. 280 00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:23,116 I'm gonna go out there now... 281 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:24,595 [Security Officer] Exits are being monitored. 282 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,946 Every area is being methodically searched. 283 00:14:26,989 --> 00:14:30,601 Now, you say she was wearing a pink top and blue jeans. 284 00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:32,865 -Uh, yeah. Yeah? -Yeah, yeah. 285 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:34,823 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That girl there. 286 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:39,915 No, no... she hasn't got one of those jackets. 287 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,874 -[Paul sighs] -Is Ava going to be okay, Dad? 288 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,093 -Has someone kidnapped her? -No, no, no. 289 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:46,008 Nobody's done that, no. 290 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,925 Okay, I don't understand why you're not shutting everything down? 291 00:14:49,969 --> 00:14:51,796 -You should be shutting down. -They have procedures, Paul. 292 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,538 Okay, how's this for procedure? Seal the exits, right? 293 00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:56,714 Search every square inch of the place. 294 00:14:56,758 --> 00:15:00,283 I realize this sort of thing probably happens here every single day, 295 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:01,763 but I don't care, because this is our little girl. 296 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,243 So where is our little girl? 297 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,116 I do want to wear it. 298 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,901 Well, you shouldn't have lost it. 299 00:15:08,944 --> 00:15:10,903 These jackets cost a lot of money. 300 00:15:10,946 --> 00:15:12,513 No, they don't. 301 00:15:12,556 --> 00:15:14,210 No, they don't, but we need to be able 302 00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:16,212 to pick you out in a crowd. Okay? 303 00:15:16,256 --> 00:15:18,301 We don't want you going missing. 304 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,563 Now, on you get. 305 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,916 Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29... 306 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,310 Jack, don't push your face up against the window. Thank you. 307 00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:31,314 Twenty-nine, 30, 31... 308 00:15:31,358 --> 00:15:33,403 We are 30, right? I've not gone mad? 309 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:36,189 30. Yeah. Three zero. 310 00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:37,973 Right, okay. 311 00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:40,541 I think we might have picked up a stowaway. 312 00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:41,585 Funk off! 313 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,984 [Ally] We should get bowls. We're not animals. 314 00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:51,595 [Paul] No, bowls are bourgeois. We're keeping it real. 315 00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,249 I bet this is how Karl Marx used to eat ice cream. 316 00:15:53,293 --> 00:15:54,859 [laughs] Yeah. 317 00:15:54,903 --> 00:15:57,166 Him and Engels having a sleepover in their jim-jams. 318 00:15:58,863 --> 00:16:00,953 -Luke? -I've rung for a taxi. 319 00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:02,737 I'm staying at Jacob's. 320 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,044 -You what? -Nothing's changed. 321 00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:08,177 I can't be in the same house as you. I've already told you this. 322 00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,527 No, I'm sorry, Dad, but I need to stay somewhere else 323 00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:11,789 if you're coming back. 324 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:15,271 Luke, unpack your bag, okay? 325 00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:16,664 I'll go back to Leah's and you can stay here. 326 00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:18,448 -No, Dad. -No, listen, 327 00:16:18,492 --> 00:16:20,276 he needs to be at home, darling. 328 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,452 -Well, I need you to be at home. -I'm sorry. 329 00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:25,194 Luke, go and unpack your bag and get ready for bed. Yeah? 330 00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:29,720 [dramatic music] 331 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:08,803 [Gabby] Hi. 332 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:15,027 Hi. Just double-checking you're not a burglar. 333 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:18,813 -Nope, I'm definitely not a burglar. -Great. 334 00:17:18,856 --> 00:17:21,163 Although that's precisely the sort of thing a burglar would say. 335 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,686 True. Although I guess a burglar 336 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,123 doesn't generally sort out your recycling. 337 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,168 [laughs] Yeah. 338 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,648 We're just being extra curtain twitchy 339 00:17:27,691 --> 00:17:29,128 because Leah's house was broken into. 340 00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:30,825 No, of course, yeah, I'm Paul, 341 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,305 Leah's son-in-law. 342 00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:35,395 I'm staying here 'cause-- um... 343 00:17:35,438 --> 00:17:37,266 Yeah, I'm house-sitting, just keeping the place warm 344 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,442 while Leah and Alex are on honeymoon. 345 00:17:39,486 --> 00:17:40,835 Nice to meet you. I'm Gabby. 346 00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:42,706 Ah, I wouldn't say that. 347 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,273 -Oh, you're making a joke. -Yeah, of course. 348 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,365 So, are you here for the next couple of days? 349 00:17:49,409 --> 00:17:53,021 Yeah. I think now I'm... definitely here until they get back. 350 00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:55,371 Just rattling around on my own. 351 00:17:55,415 --> 00:17:57,112 Oh, if you're at a loose end tomorrow, 352 00:17:57,156 --> 00:17:59,680 my sister's coming for lunch. And our parents 353 00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:01,290 were supposed to join us but they can't now 354 00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,900 and so, I've massively over-catered. 355 00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,424 You'd be very welcome to join us. 356 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:07,166 -Where are you? Are you here? -Yeah, just there. 357 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,038 Well, thank-- yeah. Thank you very much. 358 00:18:10,082 --> 00:18:12,127 Yeah, that sounds lovely. I'd love to go. 359 00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:13,346 -Wonderful. -Okay. 360 00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:14,912 Okay, around 1:30? 361 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:16,871 1:30. Yeah, sure. I'll bring some wine? 362 00:18:16,914 --> 00:18:19,656 No need. But, yes, please do. A nice one. 363 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,702 Yeah, I'll spend well over four quid. 364 00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:23,138 -Fancy. -Yes. 365 00:18:23,182 --> 00:18:26,620 [dramatic music] 366 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:30,189 Mummy! 367 00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:32,930 Ava, sweetheart, we were so worried. Oh, my God. 368 00:18:32,974 --> 00:18:35,846 Okay. Ava, what the hell were you playing at? 369 00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:38,110 Running off like that. 370 00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:40,721 Jesus Christ. What have we told you? 371 00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:41,983 Answer me, what have we told you? 372 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:43,376 You never do that again! 373 00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:44,594 You got it? Ever! 374 00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:45,987 We thought you were dead! 375 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,423 Do you understand me? 376 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,033 We thought someone had taken you 377 00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:50,905 -and you were dead! -Dad? 378 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,907 You never do that again. Okay? 379 00:18:54,648 --> 00:18:56,650 Right, should we go and be late for this ferry. 380 00:18:56,693 --> 00:18:59,000 [ominous music] 381 00:19:01,002 --> 00:19:02,351 Let's go. 382 00:19:11,795 --> 00:19:13,319 [laughter] 383 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,059 -It really is. -Really? 384 00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:17,236 -It actually is. -[laughter] 385 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,895 -How do you know that? -[Gabby] I read it. 386 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,245 -Really? -On Google. 387 00:19:26,288 --> 00:19:27,811 [laughs] 388 00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:41,738 Yes, if it melts. Completely fat. 389 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:45,655 These roast potatoes are Michelin-star gab. 390 00:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,527 I've done far too many though. 391 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:50,007 There's no such thing as too many roast potatoes. 392 00:19:50,051 --> 00:19:52,793 Eh? No, I could eat roast potatoes... 393 00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:56,100 I mean, I think I could eat them continually, forever. 394 00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,886 Until my inevitable death from, I don't know... 395 00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:01,193 -Blight. -[laughter] 396 00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:03,891 That would be embarrassing on your tombstone, wouldn't it? 397 00:20:03,934 --> 00:20:06,502 This is very good wine for 4 pounds. 398 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:08,591 I think legally you need to call it "wine-style drink." 399 00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:11,899 -4 pounds? -It's an in-joke. 400 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:14,118 -Haven't you two just met? -More? 401 00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:17,383 No, I'm good, thanks, I need to drive in a bit. 402 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,907 So, any other siblings? 403 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:22,605 No, it's just us. We've always been close. 404 00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:25,782 No, actually, I hated you for a bit 405 00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,131 when I was a teenager, didn't I? 406 00:20:27,175 --> 00:20:28,785 See, my two are at that stage now. 407 00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,397 My boy's 13 and Ava's 10, 408 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,790 but they still seem to be mates, just about. 409 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,836 I hope. For now. 410 00:20:35,879 --> 00:20:37,664 I haven't, uh... 411 00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:40,101 yeah, I haven't spent that much time with them, lately. 412 00:20:40,144 --> 00:20:41,494 Oh. 413 00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:42,408 Are you separated? 414 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:47,413 No, no, it's just, um, 415 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,849 families, innit? 416 00:20:48,892 --> 00:20:50,590 -It's complicated. -Oh, God, yeah. 417 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,287 Don't get me started on my divorce. 418 00:20:52,331 --> 00:20:54,202 -Okay then, we won't. -[laughs] 419 00:21:00,774 --> 00:21:03,211 -Can I go now? -Sure. 420 00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:08,216 Is everything okay? 421 00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:13,482 Ava? Ava? 422 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,355 No. 423 00:21:16,398 --> 00:21:17,965 No, of course it isn't. 424 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,228 Of course, it's not okay. 425 00:21:20,272 --> 00:21:22,099 Dad's not here. And that makes me really sad 426 00:21:22,143 --> 00:21:24,667 but no one cares because I'm not Luke 427 00:21:24,711 --> 00:21:26,756 and Luke is the only one that matters. 428 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,976 -That is not true. -You know that having Dad here 429 00:21:29,019 --> 00:21:30,151 makes my anxiety worse. 430 00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:31,761 I don't care about your anxiety. 431 00:21:31,805 --> 00:21:33,241 Great. Thanks. 432 00:21:33,285 --> 00:21:34,242 Why does it always have to be about you 433 00:21:34,286 --> 00:21:36,331 and your stupid anxiety? 434 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,464 Why is it always about your feelings? 435 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,683 Maybe other people are anxious and depressed 436 00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:42,555 but we don't whine and whinge about it. 437 00:21:42,598 --> 00:21:45,427 Ava, Luke's anxiety is as real as any other illness 438 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,082 -and calling it "whining" is... -I'm sad, Mom. I'm miserable. 439 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,649 I hate my life. 440 00:21:49,692 --> 00:21:52,129 But that doesn't matter because you're on Luke's side. 441 00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:54,610 -No, you are being silly. -Oh, I'm being silly, 442 00:21:54,654 --> 00:21:56,090 and he's having deep feelings. 443 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,440 Why are you behaving like this? 444 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,530 Right. Because I'm normally the good one, the quiet one. 445 00:22:01,574 --> 00:22:03,097 Don't worry, I'll go back to being silent. 446 00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:06,927 Can I go now? 447 00:22:08,407 --> 00:22:10,104 Yeah. Of course. 448 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,683 Looks like we're going to make the ferry. So that's good. 449 00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:24,901 Mm-hmm. 450 00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:39,220 -Hi. -Hi. 451 00:22:39,263 --> 00:22:41,135 I'm not stopping, I'm just leaving the car keys 452 00:22:41,178 --> 00:22:43,050 and getting an Uber back to Leah's. 453 00:22:43,093 --> 00:22:44,443 Okay. 454 00:22:49,056 --> 00:22:51,188 Look, I'm sorry. That all of this is going on. 455 00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:53,060 Ava's really upset. 456 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,844 Well, it doesn't have to go on, does it? 457 00:22:54,888 --> 00:22:56,890 Um, yeah, it does. 458 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,370 Yeah. For how long, though? 459 00:22:58,413 --> 00:23:02,069 Um, one month? Six months? Forever? 460 00:23:02,112 --> 00:23:04,376 I don't know. I just can't live 461 00:23:04,419 --> 00:23:06,595 with the rage any more. It's been years of it. 462 00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:08,771 -Years of it? -[Luke] Yes, years. 463 00:23:08,815 --> 00:23:12,688 At home, on holiday, trips out, at the shops, 464 00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:14,734 I always seemed to make you angry. 465 00:23:18,346 --> 00:23:21,436 -What time? We used to go there a lot. -We went there four times. 466 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,438 In theme park terms four times is a lot. 467 00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:25,919 The first time we went there, I wanted a lolly 468 00:23:25,962 --> 00:23:28,182 and you queued up for 15 minutes 469 00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:30,445 and then I said you got the wrong lolly, and then I dropped the lolly. 470 00:23:30,489 --> 00:23:32,621 And I got angry. Yeah. And to be fair, mate, 471 00:23:32,665 --> 00:23:34,318 that would have made Gandhi flip his fucking lid. 472 00:23:34,362 --> 00:23:36,886 No, but it was the level of your rage. 473 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:39,498 When you were focused in on me it felt like you wanted to kill me. 474 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:42,849 Well, that's not how I remember it, Luke. Really. 475 00:23:42,892 --> 00:23:45,112 I remember getting proportionately angry at you 476 00:23:45,155 --> 00:23:48,507 for being unbelievably annoying over a fucking lolly. 477 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,639 -I'm not trying to get at you. -No? 478 00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:52,641 I 'm just trying to explain what it's like to be around you 479 00:23:52,685 --> 00:23:54,556 when you react in the way you do. 480 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,732 Like that time when Ava went missing at the service station. 481 00:23:56,776 --> 00:23:59,213 -Oh... -When she was finally found, 482 00:23:59,256 --> 00:24:00,867 Mum's first reaction was to hug her... 483 00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:01,955 Mm-hmm. 484 00:24:01,998 --> 00:24:03,478 Yours was to shout at her. 485 00:24:03,522 --> 00:24:06,176 -I remember it so clearly. -Do you? 486 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:10,050 Hmm. 487 00:24:10,093 --> 00:24:12,400 And that's your only memory from that day, is it? 488 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,665 That's the only thing you remember? There's nothing else? 489 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:18,754 No. But it's a pretty massive memory. 490 00:24:18,798 --> 00:24:19,886 Yeah. It is. 491 00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:23,585 Yeah, it is. 492 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,674 My car's nearly here, mate, I'm gonna go. 493 00:24:25,718 --> 00:24:27,633 Um... 494 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,330 See you soon. Take care. 495 00:24:33,334 --> 00:24:35,336 ♪ Night nurse 496 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:40,080 ♪ Only you alone Can quench this here thirst ♪ 497 00:24:40,123 --> 00:24:42,648 ♪ My night nurse... 498 00:24:45,477 --> 00:24:48,480 [end theme]