1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,173 What the hell? Again? 2 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:03,799 You can't remember what happened last week; 3 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,590 now you want us to remind you? 4 00:00:05,591 --> 00:00:07,548 Lay off the vape, all right? 5 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:08,799 Shit'll fuck you up. 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,548 Is Derek here? 7 00:00:10,549 --> 00:00:11,799 - Derek is dead. - - The death benefit. 8 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,423 When someone dies in the military, 9 00:00:13,424 --> 00:00:15,173 the family gets, like, 100,000 bucks. 10 00:00:15,174 --> 00:00:17,173 I'm willing to give you 1/3 of the benefit. 11 00:00:17,174 --> 00:00:20,548 In return, I want full custody of Franny. 12 00:00:20,549 --> 00:00:21,924 Oh, hell. 13 00:00:21,925 --> 00:00:23,757 I gotta miss my meeting with Dr. Robinson. 14 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:26,048 George is coming to my place this weekend for a cookout. 15 00:00:26,049 --> 00:00:27,548 A ton of black doctors will be there. 16 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,215 Come. It'll be good for business. 17 00:00:29,216 --> 00:00:30,882 Hey, you want to hang out during my lunch break? 18 00:00:30,883 --> 00:00:32,465 I gotta meet my parole officer. 19 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,298 Kibble, JoJo, 20 00:00:34,299 --> 00:00:35,632 got a new friend for ya! 21 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:36,674 What's the deal with Paula? 22 00:00:36,675 --> 00:00:38,715 The deal is, you're fucked. 23 00:00:38,716 --> 00:00:40,048 I'm Sarah. 24 00:00:40,049 --> 00:00:41,674 - What brings you to church? - AA. 25 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,298 - You? - NMAA. 26 00:00:43,299 --> 00:00:44,924 Basically a bunch of new moms in sweat pants 27 00:00:44,925 --> 00:00:46,465 trying not to lose our shit. 28 00:00:46,466 --> 00:00:47,799 Coach molested Kenny? 29 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,382 A lawyer's putting together 30 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,423 a class-action suit against the city, 31 00:00:51,424 --> 00:00:53,131 says we could each get 10 grand. 32 00:00:53,132 --> 00:00:54,590 You sure you weren't molested? 33 00:00:54,591 --> 00:00:56,131 I'd remember if he touched me. 34 00:00:56,132 --> 00:00:58,632 I didn't sign on to raise your children, Frank. 35 00:00:58,633 --> 00:01:01,465 Well, the joke's on you. They're my son Carl's. 36 00:01:01,466 --> 00:01:02,924 I'll give you 30 and 15. 37 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,423 40 and 5. 38 00:01:04,424 --> 00:01:06,423 Got my third job with my family business. 39 00:01:06,424 --> 00:01:08,048 You know when I said you could stay here? 40 00:01:08,049 --> 00:01:09,757 I didn't mean your entire family. 41 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:12,256 We thought you meant the plural you, "ustedes." 42 00:01:12,257 --> 00:01:13,715 That's why Spanish is better. 43 00:01:13,716 --> 00:01:14,841 It's more specific. 44 00:01:21,341 --> 00:01:24,423 ♪ Rock music ♪ 45 00:01:24,424 --> 00:01:28,256 ♪♪♪ 46 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:31,465 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 47 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:34,840 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 48 00:01:34,841 --> 00:01:37,965 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 49 00:01:37,966 --> 00:01:42,006 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 50 00:01:42,007 --> 00:01:45,757 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 51 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:48,924 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 52 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:50,965 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 53 00:01:50,966 --> 00:01:56,006 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 54 00:01:56,007 --> 00:02:01,132 ♪♪♪ 55 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:06,048 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 56 00:02:06,049 --> 00:02:09,006 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 57 00:02:09,007 --> 00:02:12,090 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 58 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:16,715 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 59 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,924 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 60 00:02:19,925 --> 00:02:23,548 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 61 00:02:23,549 --> 00:02:25,382 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 62 00:02:25,383 --> 00:02:29,341 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 63 00:02:30,508 --> 00:02:33,340 This marks the ninth bus arriving here in Chicago 64 00:02:33,341 --> 00:02:36,298 carrying undocumented workers from Texas. 65 00:02:36,299 --> 00:02:39,507 Many observers view this as a purely political move 66 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:43,173 designed to punish liberal sanctuary cities like Chicago. 67 00:02:43,174 --> 00:02:45,173 When reached for comment, Texas governor... 68 00:02:45,174 --> 00:02:48,424 Tamales calientes! Tamales aquí! 69 00:03:00,758 --> 00:03:02,382 Where's Franny? 70 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,048 I can't wait to see her. 71 00:03:05,049 --> 00:03:07,048 Derek loved her so much. 72 00:03:07,049 --> 00:03:08,548 Cut the bullshit, Pepa. 73 00:03:08,549 --> 00:03:10,382 Derek didn't give two shits about Franny, 74 00:03:10,383 --> 00:03:12,382 - and neither do you. - What? 75 00:03:12,383 --> 00:03:14,674 I can't wait to see how she's grown up. 76 00:03:14,675 --> 00:03:17,340 I mean, with a genius like you for a mother, 77 00:03:17,341 --> 00:03:20,799 I'm sure she'll be able to read by the time she's 15. 78 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,632 I know what you're doing. 79 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:24,173 What am I doing? 80 00:03:24,174 --> 00:03:26,173 You think I'd rather lose my fair share 81 00:03:26,174 --> 00:03:29,048 of Derek's death benefit than let you have Franny. 82 00:03:29,049 --> 00:03:30,882 Joke's on you, bitch. 83 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:34,965 Franny will be there tomorrow on time as scheduled. 84 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:37,048 And, as per our agreement, 85 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:39,256 I want my check posthaste. 86 00:03:39,257 --> 00:03:41,841 And I'll want Franny to call me "Mom." 87 00:04:02,299 --> 00:04:03,965 Hey. 88 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:05,757 Where you think you're going? 89 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,757 Just taking the infirmary biowaste trash 90 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:09,757 to the truck, like always. 91 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,423 Not today. 92 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:13,799 Budget crunch. Biowaste truck service 93 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,757 and a whole bunch of other shit cancelled 94 00:04:15,758 --> 00:04:17,632 immediately. 95 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:18,882 So what you want me to do with all this medical waste then? 96 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,256 This shit deadly, boss. 97 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:23,048 Even the AIDS in this thing got AIDS. 98 00:04:23,049 --> 00:04:24,340 Just dump it in the incinerator. 99 00:04:24,341 --> 00:04:25,882 Call it a day. 100 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:27,298 - Incinerator? - Yep. 101 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:28,548 Burn all that shit up. 102 00:04:28,549 --> 00:04:30,215 I'll escort you over there. 103 00:04:30,216 --> 00:04:32,132 Hey, there! 104 00:04:33,091 --> 00:04:34,299 Get me the fuck outta here! 105 00:04:37,383 --> 00:04:39,216 Hey... 106 00:04:40,925 --> 00:04:42,299 Found it. 107 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,924 I don't keep money in there anymore, Frank, 108 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,465 not after last time. 109 00:04:53,466 --> 00:04:57,465 You kids got any formal wear with soul? 110 00:04:57,466 --> 00:05:00,382 All of this stuff looks like the garb of a colonizer, 111 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,007 and I got a follow-up with the Okafurs. 112 00:05:06,174 --> 00:05:07,341 Aha. 113 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,215 A little cultural awareness 114 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:13,715 on my side of the table can't hurt. 115 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:15,256 Are you busy today? 116 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:16,882 I'm gonna help Todd edit his highlight reel... 117 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,090 So no. Congratulations. 118 00:05:19,091 --> 00:05:21,507 I hereby appoint you the Gallagher 119 00:05:21,508 --> 00:05:24,341 special diplomatic envoy to Nigeria. 120 00:05:26,091 --> 00:05:28,966 Your first duty: help me sell a baby. 121 00:05:30,508 --> 00:05:32,548 Hey, you think maybe we went a little overboard? 122 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,800 I mean, well, it is summer. 123 00:05:38,007 --> 00:05:40,840 Well, I guess I could take off the parka. 124 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,382 - Yeah. - Okay. 125 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,383 All right. 126 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:51,675 What? 127 00:05:51,676 --> 00:05:53,590 What? No, I'm... 128 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:55,383 I'm happy we're doing this together. 129 00:05:57,216 --> 00:05:58,549 Me too. 130 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:01,800 All right. 131 00:06:05,174 --> 00:06:06,383 There they are. 132 00:06:08,883 --> 00:06:10,215 They're gonna hate me. 133 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:11,465 What? 134 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,340 Why did I agree to this again? 135 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,632 Hey, look, you'll be fine. 136 00:06:15,633 --> 00:06:16,882 All right? 137 00:06:16,883 --> 00:06:18,340 I'll make the intro, then I'll take off. 138 00:06:18,341 --> 00:06:20,382 You can connect mom-to-mom. 139 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:22,548 You know, just... 140 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,424 share your mom stuff. 141 00:06:26,049 --> 00:06:27,382 Hey, everybody! 142 00:06:27,383 --> 00:06:28,548 - Oh, hey! - Hey. 143 00:06:28,549 --> 00:06:30,173 Hey, what's going on? 144 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:31,507 - How you doing, Sarah? - Hi. 145 00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:33,882 - Hey, what's up? - Hey! 146 00:06:33,883 --> 00:06:36,423 Hi, hi, hi, hey. Hey, guys. 147 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:38,048 Hey, everybody, uh, this is Tami. 148 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:41,256 This is Tami. She is my, um... 149 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:43,423 She's Fred's mom. 150 00:06:43,424 --> 00:06:45,298 So good to see you, Tami. 151 00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:46,424 Hi. 152 00:06:48,966 --> 00:06:51,215 All right, so, uh... 153 00:06:51,216 --> 00:06:53,256 You know, I'm gonna get going. 154 00:06:53,257 --> 00:06:55,382 Yeah! Get outta here, will ya? 155 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:56,507 - She's in good hands. - Okay, all right. 156 00:06:56,508 --> 00:06:57,965 I'll see you later. Have fun. 157 00:06:57,966 --> 00:06:59,925 All right? Have fun. 158 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,840 You mad at me or something? 159 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:07,382 No. 160 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:08,965 Mad at myself for crushing on you. 161 00:07:08,966 --> 00:07:10,173 You have a crush on me? 162 00:07:10,174 --> 00:07:11,799 Calmate, past tense. 163 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,006 Why? 164 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:14,215 Um, Kelly? 165 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,799 Yeah, but having Kelly around 166 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,548 just made me realize how much I like you. 167 00:07:17,549 --> 00:07:19,340 We're keeping it strictly business from now on. 168 00:07:19,341 --> 00:07:21,090 And we gotta get out of your house. 169 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:23,423 You were only being nice to us so you could get in my pants. 170 00:07:23,424 --> 00:07:25,840 - Where will you go? - I don't know. 171 00:07:25,841 --> 00:07:28,590 Our block is still crawling with ICE dudes. 172 00:07:28,591 --> 00:07:29,965 Sent a couple tios over there to check it out, 173 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:31,799 and they got picked up. 174 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,215 Might have to live on the streets for a little bit. 175 00:07:33,216 --> 00:07:35,715 Like, be homeless? Anne, come on. 176 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:36,716 We'll be fine. 177 00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:42,423 What's going on? 178 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:43,784 He says we can't sell here no more. 179 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:03,007 Okay? 180 00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:09,215 ♪ Western music ♪ 181 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:11,048 ♪♪♪ 182 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:17,966 ♪♪♪ 183 00:08:22,508 --> 00:08:23,882 Hey! Hey. 184 00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:25,048 Hey! Stop! 185 00:08:25,049 --> 00:08:26,840 Stop it! Stop! 186 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,131 Let me go! 187 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,423 Come on, tactical retreat. 188 00:08:29,424 --> 00:08:31,716 Live to fight another day. 189 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:39,382 V, I think I hit the pedophile motherlode. 190 00:08:39,383 --> 00:08:41,340 It's basically a how-to list, 191 00:08:41,341 --> 00:08:43,298 step-by-step instructions. 192 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:45,131 You taking on a new hobby I should know about? 193 00:08:45,132 --> 00:08:46,882 What? No, no, no. 194 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:48,799 This is for Coach Dickey's kid-diddling lawsuit. 195 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,799 I got a meeting with the lawyer, 196 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,256 and if I can convince her to have me join the case, boom! 197 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:55,340 We'll be cashing fat settlement checks 198 00:08:55,341 --> 00:08:56,799 like the rest of the team. 199 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,675 Fake it till you make it, baby. 200 00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:02,549 First he gained my confidence. 201 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:05,840 Then he touched my knee. 202 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:07,548 And finally, he tickled my dick. 203 00:09:07,549 --> 00:09:09,715 I don't know if I should say "dick" or "penis." 204 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,925 I don't know. 205 00:09:13,341 --> 00:09:14,590 Pears and cranberries? 206 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:15,591 What are you making? 207 00:09:15,592 --> 00:09:16,757 Potato salad. 208 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:19,090 - You sure? - Yes. 209 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,048 This is for the sophisticated palates 210 00:09:21,049 --> 00:09:22,965 of Chicago's most esteemed doctors, 211 00:09:22,966 --> 00:09:26,256 not some hillbilly who thinks that Vienna sausages 212 00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:29,006 and saltines is an acceptable dinner for children. 213 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:31,882 I put Arby's sauce on it. The girls loved it. 214 00:09:31,883 --> 00:09:33,924 Will you get out of my kitchen? I need to focus. 215 00:09:33,925 --> 00:09:35,757 I don't wanna fuck up these conversions. 216 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:39,548 Goop recipes are all in grams and milliliters and shit. 217 00:09:39,549 --> 00:09:40,549 I'm a good girl. 218 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,048 Yeah, I know. 219 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,465 'Cause your mama's done a very good job 220 00:09:43,466 --> 00:09:45,090 teaching you right from wrong. 221 00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:48,924 But tomorrow, I need you to be a very bad girl 222 00:09:48,925 --> 00:09:53,423 when we go to that mean ol' witch Pepa's house, okay? 223 00:09:53,424 --> 00:09:55,590 You could get a big knifey 224 00:09:55,591 --> 00:09:57,965 and you could poke the puppy with it 225 00:09:57,966 --> 00:10:00,548 till it goes "ouchie" and bleeds, 226 00:10:00,549 --> 00:10:04,048 or you could take a big old poopy on her bed, hmm? 227 00:10:04,049 --> 00:10:06,090 I'm a good girl. 228 00:10:06,091 --> 00:10:07,882 Come on, Franny, you gotta work with me. 229 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:09,383 I'm a good girl. 230 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:14,548 Know anywhere I could get a redheaded toddler for rent? 231 00:10:14,549 --> 00:10:16,632 Well, if you attended the local ginger club meetings 232 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,382 like I asked you to, 233 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:19,882 you'd know a dozen redheaded toddlers by now. 234 00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:21,799 I'm serious, Ian. 235 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,340 I negotiated Pepa down to partial custody 236 00:10:23,341 --> 00:10:25,757 in exchange for some of Derek's death benefit, 237 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,632 but I can't stomach the thought of that bitch 238 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:30,048 having one second alone with Franny. 239 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:32,131 So you wanna pass off a fake Franny? 240 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,799 Preferably one horrible enough 241 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,465 that she'll drop the custody fight altogether. 242 00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:37,882 But apparently I've raised a great kid. 243 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:39,674 She'll totally wanna keep her. 244 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:41,006 Yeah, never gonna happen. 245 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,465 Pepa'll know it's not her. 246 00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:44,507 People are super racist against redheads. 247 00:10:44,508 --> 00:10:46,048 They think we all look alike. 248 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:48,256 Frank calls me "Ian," like, twice a week. 249 00:10:48,257 --> 00:10:49,674 Okay. Uh, well, 250 00:10:49,675 --> 00:10:51,799 you can try the Girls and Boys Club 251 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,173 or a group home. 252 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,507 Those kids are pretty screwed up. 253 00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:56,507 Anyway, I gotta get to work. 254 00:10:56,508 --> 00:10:58,799 Since when do you have a job? 255 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,965 Well, it's less of a job than a Medicare scam 256 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:03,840 I'm being forced into by my corrupt parole officer. 257 00:11:03,841 --> 00:11:06,173 Gay Jesus to insurance fraud? 258 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:09,715 Yeah. Prison really reformed me. 259 00:11:09,716 --> 00:11:10,716 See you guys. 260 00:11:20,299 --> 00:11:22,466 Inmate Milkovich. 261 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,548 Gotta hand it to you. 262 00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:27,882 One hell of an escape plan. 263 00:11:27,883 --> 00:11:30,507 Hey, imagine if you could actually manage a budget, huh? 264 00:11:30,508 --> 00:11:32,840 I'd be home right now knocking back a cold one. 265 00:11:32,841 --> 00:11:36,715 The sheer fortitude to climb into medical biowaste. 266 00:11:36,716 --> 00:11:39,215 You know, we've had cases of the plague in here, 267 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:41,215 actual medieval Black Death, 268 00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:43,715 and nine strains of flesh-eating bacteria 269 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,715 in the C block showers too. 270 00:11:45,716 --> 00:11:48,048 What can I say? Desperate times. 271 00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:51,548 What kind of dumbass would go to those lengths to escape 272 00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,966 when they're already free? 273 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,215 Yeah, that's right, free. 274 00:11:58,216 --> 00:12:00,465 Your cooperation with the prosecution 275 00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:01,548 in the El Chapo case, 276 00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:03,340 that got your name jumped 277 00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:06,799 right to the top of the release list. 278 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,548 Guess that, uh, 279 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:11,090 makes us all done here, huh? 280 00:12:11,091 --> 00:12:12,465 Heard through the grapevine 281 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,882 that the Calderón cartel's 282 00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:18,383 excited to welcome you back to the world. 283 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:27,924 As you see, we are well prepared 284 00:12:27,925 --> 00:12:31,590 to welcome a baby into our home. 285 00:12:31,591 --> 00:12:33,382 This is your home? 286 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,423 Gotta say, I was expecting something 287 00:12:35,424 --> 00:12:37,340 a little more rustic. 288 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,799 We live in Minneapolis, Mr. Gallagher. 289 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,590 God has provided us with everything 290 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,757 except for the blessing of a child. 291 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:47,006 When can we see the baby again? 292 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,799 Well, there's still the issue 293 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,131 of the outstanding application fee. 294 00:12:51,132 --> 00:12:52,633 $500. 295 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,383 Thank you. 296 00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:04,216 Well, I'm very excited to continue the adoption process. 297 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:10,799 Unfortunately, it might take a little bit longer. 298 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,799 There are other applicants, 299 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,382 so due diligence on my part is a must. 300 00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,924 In order to expedite things, 301 00:13:17,925 --> 00:13:20,215 it'd be very helpful to have a room on site. 302 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,840 We can get you a room. 303 00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:23,465 A suite would be best. 304 00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:24,965 And let's leave the tab open, 305 00:13:24,966 --> 00:13:27,548 in case the baby wants some room service. 306 00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:30,591 The appetite on this kid, I gotta tell ya. 307 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:34,715 There's no way we're getting run off our own block 308 00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:37,006 by Chicano Woody from Toy Story. 309 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:39,215 You shoulda let me kick their asses. 310 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:42,006 Look, the enemy may have won the battle, 311 00:13:42,007 --> 00:13:45,340 but tactical precision will guarantee us ultimate victory. 312 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:47,508 What are you talking about? 313 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:48,924 I'm talking about war, people, 314 00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:50,590 and war is hell. 315 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,590 But lucky for all of you, I almost passed 316 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,632 my battle strategy class at military school. 317 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,715 Let's see. I suggest a counterattack. 318 00:13:57,716 --> 00:13:59,757 What, there were, like, three or four of those guys? 319 00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:01,507 Last I checked, there were a million of you. 320 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,048 Let's use that to our advantage and strike back. 321 00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:06,006 We are cooks, not fighters. 322 00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:08,340 Trust me, overwhelming force. 323 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,465 Ever heard of shock and awe? 324 00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:11,965 Operation Iraqi Freedom? 325 00:14:11,966 --> 00:14:14,173 Worked out pretty great for America, don't you think? 326 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:17,216 Won the war and got to kick it in Iraq for 20 years. 327 00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:22,715 Look, you don't wanna get run off your own block. 328 00:14:22,716 --> 00:14:24,256 Well, this is how you get it back. 329 00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:25,715 All right, I want everybody 330 00:14:25,716 --> 00:14:27,298 to go grab something sharp or heavy. 331 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,883 Let's roll! 332 00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:34,382 - Mr. Ball? - Yeah. 333 00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:36,757 Have a seat. She'll be with you shortly. 334 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:38,090 Um... 335 00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:39,632 Will there be a physical? 336 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,090 This is a lawyer's office. 337 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,423 No, right, of course. 338 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,465 I just meant for the case, 339 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,925 if she needs to see my... 340 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,716 I'll show myself to a seat. 341 00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:59,674 Kevin Ball, backup center, '94. 342 00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:02,091 Coach tickled my dick. 343 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,924 Súbito. 344 00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:13,924 Hey. 345 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,757 Hey, how'd it go? 346 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:16,924 Fine. 347 00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:18,340 That's it, "fine"? Hi. 348 00:15:20,007 --> 00:15:21,548 That accurately describes how it went: fine. 349 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:23,715 Ugh. 350 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:26,131 What's up? Is something wrong? 351 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:28,298 Uh, what, you mean besides the fact that 352 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:30,090 you dragged me to the park to show off 353 00:15:30,091 --> 00:15:31,465 all the groupies you've been hooking up with? 354 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,965 I'm... I'm not hooking up with anyone. 355 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,340 Really? What about Sarah? 356 00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:37,382 No. 357 00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:38,548 Come on, Lip. 358 00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:40,799 I saw the arm squeeze. 359 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 - Arm squeeze? - Yeah. 360 00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:46,131 The arm squeeze, 361 00:15:46,132 --> 00:15:47,799 a move reserved for someone you've fucked 362 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,173 or someone you want to fuck. 363 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:50,465 Right, well, 364 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:52,131 Sarah and I are just friends. 365 00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:53,465 Yeah. What's her deal? 366 00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:55,757 What, she's got a boyfriend, married, single? 367 00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:57,965 Um, she's divorced, I think. 368 00:15:57,966 --> 00:15:59,131 Divorced? 369 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,090 - Yeah. - Yeah. 370 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,799 Oh, yeah, no, she doesn't want you at all. 371 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,131 She gets it. 372 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,757 Yeah? 373 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,591 She doesn't even understand what I'm saying, 374 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,173 but she gets it. 375 00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:11,674 Because women know. 376 00:16:11,675 --> 00:16:13,048 Like, we all know. 377 00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:14,674 Right. 378 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:18,507 Look, Lip, you don't have to lie to protect me. 379 00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:21,632 Okay, you don't have to protect me at all. 380 00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:24,465 You know, we can co-parent and still do our own thing. 381 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:27,006 - Sure, sure. - I'm not the jealous type. 382 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,507 But you know what will piss me off 383 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:30,799 is being lied to like I'm dumb, because I'm not. 384 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,548 - No, no. It's just, um... 385 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:33,799 When he's upset like this, 386 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,006 he doesn't really wanna be bounced. 387 00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:36,340 It's more like you... you want to 388 00:16:36,341 --> 00:16:37,799 put his head on your shoulder 389 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,590 and then you kind of want to rock him... 390 00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:40,799 - Really? - Yeah. 391 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,173 - Parenting tips? - Well... 392 00:16:42,174 --> 00:16:43,965 - Really? Okay. - Hey, buddy. 393 00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:45,924 - Why don't you go to Daddy? - Hey. 394 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:47,882 Yeah, 'cause Daddy knows how to do everything. 395 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:51,216 Hey, hey, hey. Tami. 396 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,298 Hi, there. 397 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,590 I'm at the website for your group home, 398 00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:05,131 and I see diversity statistics 399 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:07,548 for several different minority groups, 400 00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:10,048 but there's no category for redheads. 401 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:12,757 Seems like an oversight. 402 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:15,382 Actually, redheads are a minority, 403 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,924 and it's statements like yours 404 00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:19,632 that are a reason that hair-ism is a na... 405 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,632 Hello? 406 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,049 Hello? 407 00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:51,131 ♪ Western music ♪ 408 00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:56,173 ♪♪♪ 409 00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,758 Shit. 410 00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:04,215 I need off the bus. 411 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,883 Open the door and don't stop. 412 00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:09,675 Open the goddamn door! 413 00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,882 ♪ Rock music ♪ 414 00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,548 ♪ So let me be clear ♪ 415 00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,465 ♪♪♪ 416 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,256 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 417 00:18:23,257 --> 00:18:24,298 ♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪ 418 00:18:24,299 --> 00:18:25,299 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 419 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,674 ♪♪♪ 420 00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:27,675 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 421 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,882 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 422 00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:32,965 ♪♪♪ 423 00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,632 Holy moly! 424 00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,632 That spill you took back there! 425 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,006 Are you okay, Mr. Milkovich? 426 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:38,925 Who the hell are you? 427 00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:41,590 Sorry. I'm Larry, Larry Seaver, 428 00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,382 and I have the honor of being your parole officer. 429 00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:45,715 You're my parole... 430 00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:47,090 The fuck you chasing my bus for? 431 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,799 Oh, I wasn't chasing you. 432 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,215 I was gonna meet you at the next stop, offer you a ride. 433 00:18:51,216 --> 00:18:52,590 A ride? 434 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,632 Look. 435 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,841 We're in this thing together, okay? 436 00:19:09,508 --> 00:19:12,298 Excuse me. Can I answer any questions? 437 00:19:12,299 --> 00:19:15,840 Oh, no, I'm just window-shopping, thanks. 438 00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:19,341 Actually, can I ask about your return policy? 439 00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:25,298 If a foster parent wants to end an arrangement, 440 00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:27,507 we will accept the child back with open arms. 441 00:19:27,508 --> 00:19:29,215 Excellent. 442 00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:31,298 Can I ask about, uh, this little one? 443 00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:34,215 That's Bella. Over there. 444 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,674 Nice. 445 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,256 She have any major behavioral issues 446 00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:39,757 or anything keeping her from being adopted? 447 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:42,131 No, actually, she's very sweet. 448 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:45,674 But her sister Stella on the other hand... 449 00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:48,965 We have a policy of not splitting up siblings, 450 00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:50,632 so if you're interested in Bella, 451 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,882 you have to take Stella too. 452 00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:54,633 Come. 453 00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:58,675 Hi! 454 00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:01,757 Hi, Bella. 455 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,965 How would you like to come and play 456 00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:06,715 with my daughter, Franny, and I tomorrow? 457 00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:08,340 We're really nice. 458 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,924 You a pervert or just a garden-variety retard? 459 00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:13,173 Girls usually aren't pedos, 460 00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:15,799 but I've seen weirder things in foster care. 461 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,256 Excuse me, little girl. 462 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,840 I'm neither a pedo nor dumb. 463 00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:23,006 You sure about the dumb part? 464 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:26,215 See, you can't honestly think you'll be able 465 00:20:26,216 --> 00:20:29,590 to walk out of here with my little sister by tomorrow. 466 00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:31,048 And why not? 467 00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:32,924 Because there's a process, idiot: 468 00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,508 paperwork, background checks. 469 00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:38,256 I can get Bella off-site, 470 00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:40,423 deliver her anywhere in the city. 471 00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:43,757 Fee is five LOL Dolls, one pound of gummy bears, 472 00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:46,507 and a jug of birthday cake flavored vape juice. 473 00:20:46,508 --> 00:20:48,131 I'm not paying you off. 474 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:49,091 Suit yourself. 475 00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:50,508 Price goes up in an hour. 476 00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:54,006 ♪ Hip-hop music ♪ 477 00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:55,131 ♪ And you've seen what I've seen ♪ 478 00:20:55,132 --> 00:20:57,006 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 479 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:57,800 ♪ Know what I mean, know what I mean? ♪ 480 00:20:57,801 --> 00:20:59,882 ♪♪♪ 481 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,256 ♪ Look around when you're all in your own light ♪ 482 00:21:02,257 --> 00:21:05,006 ♪ Nobody, no thing you can hold tight ♪ 483 00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:07,423 ♪ Sunny days turn to cold nights ♪ 484 00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:09,131 ♪ Sunny days turn to cold nights ♪ 485 00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,799 Veronica. 486 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,340 Girl, I'm glad you could make it. 487 00:21:12,341 --> 00:21:14,632 Girl, you couldn't pay me to miss this. 488 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:15,924 Mm. 489 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,465 Look at all these beautiful, 490 00:21:17,466 --> 00:21:20,298 highly-educated, wealthy black people. 491 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:22,590 All doctors? I love it. 492 00:21:22,591 --> 00:21:24,006 For real, 493 00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:27,131 I could cry, I'm so proud right now. 494 00:21:27,132 --> 00:21:29,298 Oh, spare me the bullshit. 495 00:21:29,299 --> 00:21:32,048 Girl, I like you 'cause you keep it real. 496 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:35,090 You're here to sell, and I'm here to help you. 497 00:21:35,091 --> 00:21:36,799 So let's introduce you to some folks 498 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,633 and see if we can't get these Gluvandia scripts to pop off. 499 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,965 Okay, you're gonna wanna start off with Dr. Livingston. 500 00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:44,882 She's an easy mark. 501 00:21:44,883 --> 00:21:47,173 Mm, now, Dr. Washington's a bit trickier 502 00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:48,840 so wait till he's drunk. 503 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,215 Trust me, he gets white boy wasted. 504 00:21:51,216 --> 00:21:54,507 At that point, he'll prescribe bacon to a pig. 505 00:21:54,508 --> 00:21:56,341 Well, I better get that man a drink then. 506 00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:00,173 Yes. 507 00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:02,632 - Uh, and yes. - Thank you very much. 508 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:06,215 If your insurance company asks, 509 00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,215 you died three times, saw the light, 510 00:22:08,216 --> 00:22:10,423 said "Fuck you, Grandma. I got more livin' to do." 511 00:22:10,424 --> 00:22:12,256 And when you woke up, we'd used every medical supply 512 00:22:12,257 --> 00:22:13,632 in here to keep your ass alive. 513 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,298 Got it? 514 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:17,382 What's your flavor? 515 00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:18,758 Percs, please. 516 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,590 Three down. 517 00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:24,965 One more and that's lunch. 518 00:22:24,966 --> 00:22:26,632 How about sushi? 519 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,173 I never got that. 520 00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:31,215 Sushi in Chicago in the summertime? 521 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:32,590 We're nowhere near the ocean. 522 00:22:32,591 --> 00:22:34,633 Yeah, we are, Lake Michigan. 523 00:22:36,549 --> 00:22:38,383 You know what? I'm gonna take a turn driving. 524 00:22:40,841 --> 00:22:42,382 Is it the baby? 525 00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:44,215 Pregnant lady, she needs help. 526 00:22:46,424 --> 00:22:48,382 Hey, everything all right? 527 00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:50,048 Whoa! What are you doing, man? 528 00:22:50,049 --> 00:22:51,131 Someone needs help. 529 00:22:51,132 --> 00:22:52,548 Who cares? That's not our job. 530 00:22:52,549 --> 00:22:54,340 We just run the play. That's it. 531 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,341 No, Paula's not gonna like it. Get back in the bus. 532 00:22:57,508 --> 00:22:58,549 Come on. 533 00:23:00,508 --> 00:23:02,006 How long's she been like this? 534 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,256 We just found her like this. 535 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,090 Do you know if she's having contractions? 536 00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:06,882 - I don't know. - You don't know? 537 00:23:06,883 --> 00:23:09,049 Grab a gurney. Help me load her up. 538 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,257 Now! 539 00:23:15,091 --> 00:23:16,590 Okay, but you're gonna take the heat from Paula 540 00:23:16,591 --> 00:23:18,424 on this one alone. 541 00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:24,840 I can't imagine how you must feel, 542 00:23:24,841 --> 00:23:28,215 living with this trauma for all these years. 543 00:23:28,216 --> 00:23:30,548 Yes, it's been quite difficult. 544 00:23:30,549 --> 00:23:34,174 Well, I'm eager to get you the compensation you deserve. 545 00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:36,632 I don't wanna get your hopes up 546 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:38,590 because it's just a coach. 547 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:41,090 Now, if we were talking about a priest in the church 548 00:23:41,091 --> 00:23:42,632 or a bishop 549 00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:45,632 or the Holy Grail, a cardinal... 550 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,715 Forget about it. 551 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,632 Six figures, guaranteed. 552 00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,799 As it stands, we should be able to get you 553 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,466 just north of rapey uncle money. 554 00:23:56,091 --> 00:23:57,965 It's not much but hopefully enough 555 00:23:57,966 --> 00:24:00,423 to ease the pain a little. 556 00:24:00,424 --> 00:24:02,507 So whenever you're ready, 557 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,965 why don't you tell me about your time 558 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:06,632 with Coach Lou Dickey? 559 00:24:06,633 --> 00:24:09,215 Well, it wasn't that great, 560 00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:11,298 I can tell you that much. 561 00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,173 I came off the bench, 562 00:24:13,174 --> 00:24:15,590 and I had starter-level talent, for sure. 563 00:24:15,591 --> 00:24:18,465 And when I would play the game, I played center, 564 00:24:18,466 --> 00:24:20,799 but I always saw myself 565 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,882 - more of a stretch four... - Sorry. 566 00:24:22,883 --> 00:24:25,382 Uh, maybe I wasn't clear. 567 00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:28,298 I meant can you tell me about the abuse you endured? 568 00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:30,507 Right. Right. Yeah, of course. 569 00:24:30,508 --> 00:24:33,007 The no-no touch. Sure. 570 00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:37,674 First, he gained my trust. 571 00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:41,006 He filled my familial needs. 572 00:24:41,007 --> 00:24:44,382 He gauged the level of threat. 573 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,591 And then he... 574 00:24:49,383 --> 00:24:51,174 Uh... He, um... 575 00:24:58,508 --> 00:25:00,507 I'm sorry. 576 00:25:00,508 --> 00:25:02,340 It's just that... 577 00:25:02,341 --> 00:25:03,675 I just... 578 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,340 Excuse me. 579 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:14,965 And then he finally tickled my... 580 00:25:14,966 --> 00:25:17,549 Vigorously molested my genitals. 581 00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:20,548 I mean, he got all the way up in there. 582 00:25:20,549 --> 00:25:22,173 You know what I mean? 583 00:25:27,383 --> 00:25:29,840 That's... 584 00:25:29,841 --> 00:25:32,423 a start. 585 00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:36,131 But for this to work and for you to be added to the case, 586 00:25:36,132 --> 00:25:38,215 we need details, 587 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:40,507 concrete facts, 588 00:25:40,508 --> 00:25:43,799 dates, times, specific acts of molestation 589 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,174 in your own words. 590 00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:55,423 But I had to have an emergency C-section 591 00:25:55,424 --> 00:25:57,465 to give birth to his son. 592 00:25:57,466 --> 00:25:59,924 And while I'm in the hospital, fighting for my life, 593 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,423 he's out there being a playa. 594 00:26:02,424 --> 00:26:05,090 Fuck that. 595 00:26:05,091 --> 00:26:07,590 Oh, my God, and the arm squeeze! 596 00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:09,715 This? Hmm? 597 00:26:09,716 --> 00:26:11,965 That means "I'm open for business" 598 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,715 in any language, right? 599 00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:18,507 He's just... he's so arrogant, 600 00:26:18,508 --> 00:26:20,465 acting like he doesn't even notice it, 601 00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:23,256 like I'm just some dumb bitch in his new-mom harem 602 00:26:23,257 --> 00:26:25,298 that he can string along 'cause I'm gonna believe every word 603 00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:27,591 that comes out of his pouty little mouth. 604 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:31,173 You think I should go out, don't you, 605 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,633 find a guy, hook up? 606 00:26:36,925 --> 00:26:38,256 Yeah. 607 00:26:38,257 --> 00:26:40,715 How can you just sell someone? 608 00:26:40,716 --> 00:26:42,131 What exactly do you think you're doing 609 00:26:42,132 --> 00:26:44,548 with your basketball buddy Todd? 610 00:26:44,549 --> 00:26:48,382 College recruiters are gonna put literal bids on him. 611 00:26:48,383 --> 00:26:50,256 He turns pro, who's he work for? 612 00:26:50,257 --> 00:26:51,423 Owners. 613 00:26:51,424 --> 00:26:53,048 Bought and sold, my friend. 614 00:26:53,049 --> 00:26:54,007 Bought and sold. 615 00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:55,590 But this is a baby. 616 00:26:55,591 --> 00:26:58,423 There's no room for sentiment in business. 617 00:26:58,424 --> 00:27:00,048 Remember that. 618 00:27:00,049 --> 00:27:04,298 When you negotiate with feelings, you lose. 619 00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:07,632 And how about we stop talking about this as a sale? 620 00:27:07,633 --> 00:27:08,799 That debases it. 621 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,632 It's more about opportunity. 622 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:13,340 Opportunity? 623 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,131 Opportunities this kid would never have 624 00:27:15,132 --> 00:27:16,548 in the Gallagher household 625 00:27:16,549 --> 00:27:19,131 on the South Side of Chicago. 626 00:27:19,132 --> 00:27:20,674 I wish I could have offered 627 00:27:20,675 --> 00:27:22,757 this kind of opportunity to all my children. 628 00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:25,465 If I could have, I would have sold you. 629 00:27:25,466 --> 00:27:27,465 That's problematic. 630 00:27:27,466 --> 00:27:28,924 I resent the implication. 631 00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:30,840 I'll have you know I tried to sell Debbie too 632 00:27:30,841 --> 00:27:33,423 but nobody wanted a baby with colic. 633 00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:35,340 Then how come it takes this long? 634 00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:38,006 Why can't we just sell it and get something to eat? 635 00:27:38,007 --> 00:27:39,507 It's a marathon, Liam, 636 00:27:39,508 --> 00:27:41,382 not a sprint. 637 00:27:41,383 --> 00:27:44,507 In an "adoption" or an "opportunity" 638 00:27:44,508 --> 00:27:47,423 or a "straight-up baby sale," whatever you call it, 639 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:49,675 it's still about the bottom line. 640 00:27:51,675 --> 00:27:53,675 That's them. Look alive. 641 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,799 They seem kinda old. 642 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,131 A loving parent's heart knows no age, 643 00:27:59,132 --> 00:28:01,090 and Google says they're loaded. 644 00:28:01,091 --> 00:28:03,298 They make the heads for Barbie dolls. 645 00:28:03,299 --> 00:28:05,215 So what's the plan? 646 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:09,383 Get 'em to bid against the Africans, sell high. 647 00:28:17,883 --> 00:28:19,882 But this price, though. 648 00:28:19,883 --> 00:28:21,840 Covered by Medicaid. 649 00:28:21,841 --> 00:28:24,382 A lot of my patients are working-class people, 650 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:27,006 nonunion manual labor, service industry, 651 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,965 too rich for Medicaid but too poor for good insurance. 652 00:28:29,966 --> 00:28:31,924 They'd have to eat a lot of this cost out of pocket. 653 00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:33,548 What about them? 654 00:28:33,549 --> 00:28:35,882 Does Gluvandia have plans for financial aid 655 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:37,298 for patients in that demo? 656 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,423 No, not yet, not that i'm aware of. 657 00:28:40,424 --> 00:28:42,507 Excuse me. 658 00:28:45,383 --> 00:28:50,508 ♪♪♪ 659 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:56,965 That looks like what I saw 660 00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:58,632 up one of my patient's ass 661 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:00,840 the last time I performed a colonoscopy 662 00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:02,382 plus cranberries. 663 00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:03,882 Whoever brought this potato salad 664 00:29:03,883 --> 00:29:05,507 definitely owns a MAGA hat. 665 00:29:05,508 --> 00:29:06,924 Whoever brought this 666 00:29:06,925 --> 00:29:09,006 already called the cops on this cookout. 667 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:11,882 Whoever brought this claps on the one and the three. 668 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:14,840 Whoever brought this doesn't use a washcloth. 669 00:29:14,841 --> 00:29:16,801 Whoever brought this doesn't even own a washcloth. 670 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:23,800 ♪♪♪ 671 00:29:29,132 --> 00:29:32,173 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 672 00:29:32,174 --> 00:29:37,091 ♪♪♪ 673 00:29:48,049 --> 00:29:50,465 Hey, hold up. 674 00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:52,800 Why's this guy alone? There should be more. 675 00:29:56,633 --> 00:29:58,340 What'd he say? 676 00:29:58,341 --> 00:29:59,800 He just said we're fucked. 677 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,507 ♪ Ominous Western music ♪ 678 00:30:04,508 --> 00:30:09,675 ♪♪♪ 679 00:30:18,091 --> 00:30:21,632 They burned our corn husks. 680 00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:23,633 They poured bleach on our pork. 681 00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:32,507 I'm sorry, Anne. 682 00:30:32,508 --> 00:30:34,423 This one's on me. 683 00:30:34,424 --> 00:30:35,424 Tactical error. 684 00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:42,465 Tamales! 685 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,548 Compra tu tamales aquí! 686 00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:48,173 Tamales caliente! 687 00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:51,507 Tamales! 688 00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:54,548 Compra tu tamales aquí! 689 00:30:54,549 --> 00:30:56,716 Tamales caliente! 690 00:31:01,466 --> 00:31:03,883 Compra tu tamales aquí! 691 00:31:06,883 --> 00:31:08,924 Shit. 692 00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,715 God damn it. 693 00:31:10,716 --> 00:31:12,882 Ah, fuck. 694 00:31:12,883 --> 00:31:14,590 What are you doing here? 695 00:31:14,591 --> 00:31:17,215 Long story. Ends in compassionate release. 696 00:31:17,216 --> 00:31:19,423 Why'd you climb through the window? 697 00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:21,215 Bunch of fucking Mexicans out front. 698 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,715 What's that about anyway? 699 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,715 It's a long story. 700 00:31:26,716 --> 00:31:29,091 Ends in all-you-can-eat tamales. 701 00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:32,716 Come here. 702 00:31:38,257 --> 00:31:40,298 How the hell am I supposed to know if I want to foster her 703 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,423 if I've never spent alone time with her? 704 00:31:41,424 --> 00:31:43,090 You're not. 705 00:31:43,091 --> 00:31:44,840 But if you want an off-site visit, we need to... 706 00:31:44,841 --> 00:31:46,548 I said I would take the sister too. 707 00:31:46,549 --> 00:31:48,382 Allow me to explain. 708 00:31:48,383 --> 00:31:51,465 In order to prevent impulsive decisions 709 00:31:51,466 --> 00:31:53,924 from first-time foster parents, 710 00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:56,340 the state has instituted a set 711 00:31:56,341 --> 00:31:59,882 of rules and regulations to govern adoptions. 712 00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:02,048 I cannot just let you take her. 713 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:10,091 ♪♪♪ 714 00:32:15,257 --> 00:32:17,882 ♪♪♪ 715 00:32:17,883 --> 00:32:19,757 Hey, girl, what you doing over here by yourself? 716 00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:21,715 Nothing. 717 00:32:21,716 --> 00:32:23,048 Now, you better get out there! 718 00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:24,256 Mm-mm. 719 00:32:24,257 --> 00:32:25,257 Mm-hmm. 720 00:32:25,258 --> 00:32:26,757 Come on. 721 00:32:26,758 --> 00:32:28,965 ♪ Do you wanna get down? ♪ 722 00:32:28,966 --> 00:32:31,215 ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ 723 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:33,799 ♪ You wanna get down? ♪ 724 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,799 ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ 725 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,298 ♪ You wanna get down? ♪ 726 00:32:37,299 --> 00:32:38,757 Ooh! 727 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,548 - ♪ Get down on it ♪ - Oh! 728 00:32:40,549 --> 00:32:42,799 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 729 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,006 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 730 00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:46,465 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 731 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,966 ♪ Come on and get down on... ♪ 732 00:32:49,716 --> 00:32:51,548 Where are the gummy bears? 733 00:32:51,549 --> 00:32:55,799 Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually an idiot. 734 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,674 Candy when you do good on your promise. 735 00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:58,924 Fair enough. 736 00:32:58,925 --> 00:33:00,715 What'll it cost me to have Bella 737 00:33:00,716 --> 00:33:02,757 on her worst behavior? 738 00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:04,132 The closer to criminal, the better. 739 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:07,715 Throw in a pair of those shoes with light-up heels, 740 00:33:07,716 --> 00:33:10,007 and she'll do anything short of murder. 741 00:33:12,341 --> 00:33:13,965 Hi! 742 00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:16,006 We seem to have spilled some food on the sheets. 743 00:33:16,007 --> 00:33:18,256 Could you guys change them? 744 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:19,882 Twenty minutes? 745 00:33:19,883 --> 00:33:21,882 Perfect. 746 00:33:21,883 --> 00:33:23,548 Huh? 747 00:33:23,549 --> 00:33:24,549 Check it out. 748 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:28,257 I could do that. 749 00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:29,507 Oh, big talk. 750 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,715 Ugh. 751 00:33:30,716 --> 00:33:31,633 - Ready? - Yeah. 752 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:33,590 ♪ Upbeat pop music ♪ 753 00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:34,674 ♪ 'Cause I'm feeling it ♪ 754 00:33:34,675 --> 00:33:36,590 One. 755 00:33:36,591 --> 00:33:37,882 - Oh, you're no good. - ♪ Yeah, I'm feeling it ♪ 756 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,048 - Want it? - No! 757 00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:43,006 ♪ You know, I'm feeling it ♪ 758 00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,715 Hey, baby. 759 00:33:44,716 --> 00:33:46,423 Want something to eat? 760 00:33:49,675 --> 00:33:50,799 ♪ Don't do it ♪ 761 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,715 ♪♪♪ 762 00:33:52,716 --> 00:33:54,423 ♪ Whoo! Don't ♪ 763 00:33:54,424 --> 00:33:56,715 ♪♪♪ 764 00:33:59,466 --> 00:34:00,715 Hey. 765 00:34:00,716 --> 00:34:02,048 I'm glad I didn't sell you. 766 00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:03,757 You're funny. 767 00:34:03,758 --> 00:34:05,423 - Thanks. - ♪ They think I'm lucky ♪ 768 00:34:05,424 --> 00:34:07,716 ♪ But it's just that I'm the bomb ♪ 769 00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:14,674 Tami? 770 00:34:14,675 --> 00:34:17,340 What? 771 00:34:17,341 --> 00:34:20,173 You still pissed? 772 00:34:20,174 --> 00:34:22,048 No. 773 00:34:22,049 --> 00:34:24,548 All right, well, you want to talk, 774 00:34:24,549 --> 00:34:27,548 you know, press the reset button or whatever? 775 00:34:27,549 --> 00:34:29,131 I can't right now. 776 00:34:29,132 --> 00:34:30,257 No? Why not? 777 00:34:32,883 --> 00:34:34,048 I'm going out to grab a drink 778 00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:35,925 with Dakota and some friends. 779 00:34:37,049 --> 00:34:39,215 You're gonna wear that to go meet Dakota? 780 00:34:39,216 --> 00:34:41,924 Oh, I'm sure there'll be some guys there too. 781 00:34:41,925 --> 00:34:44,048 Wha... what fuckin' guys? 782 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,590 You're asking a lot of questions 783 00:34:45,591 --> 00:34:48,548 for someone who's just a co-parent. 784 00:34:48,549 --> 00:34:50,423 Uh, hey, you're cool to watch Fred, right? 785 00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:53,383 I mean, you're just... You're so good at it. 786 00:34:54,132 --> 00:34:55,924 Hey, maybe you can have a playdate 787 00:34:55,925 --> 00:34:57,799 with Sarah or something. Yeah? 788 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,715 ♪ Club music ♪ 789 00:35:00,716 --> 00:35:05,633 ♪♪♪ 790 00:35:10,257 --> 00:35:12,674 Half the stores are out of corn husks. 791 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,799 The other half won't sell to us. 792 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,215 Those assholes completely cornered the market. 793 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,882 Might as well take the money we got left 794 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,590 and go back to Guadalajara. 795 00:35:20,591 --> 00:35:21,633 Wait. 796 00:35:25,758 --> 00:35:27,799 What's the plan this time? 797 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,298 I don't have one. 798 00:35:30,299 --> 00:35:32,423 I don't have it all figured out. 799 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:33,757 You guys do. 800 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:38,173 You're in a place where everybody hates you. 801 00:35:38,174 --> 00:35:40,173 You're stuck behind enemy lines. 802 00:35:41,716 --> 00:35:43,006 You built a business. 803 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:45,090 You stuck together. 804 00:35:45,091 --> 00:35:47,507 When I look at you guys, I think that if my family had 805 00:35:47,508 --> 00:35:50,131 half the determination and work ethic of the Gonzalezes, 806 00:35:50,132 --> 00:35:52,507 maybe my dad wouldn't just abuse opiates. 807 00:35:52,508 --> 00:35:54,799 Maybe my dad would have invented opiates. 808 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,131 What I'm trying to say is: 809 00:35:57,132 --> 00:35:58,924 whatever you've done to get you this far, 810 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:02,341 dig deep and do it one last time. 811 00:36:10,091 --> 00:36:12,256 Why we need meat for, huh? 812 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,757 Three things young, educated white Americans love: 813 00:36:14,758 --> 00:36:17,924 to date women with bodies like little boys, to denounce God, 814 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,507 and to eat meals with no meat. 815 00:36:19,508 --> 00:36:21,799 You seen many young, educated white Americans 816 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,549 on the South Side of Chicago? 817 00:36:25,299 --> 00:36:28,383 Where's the closest bougie organic health food store? 818 00:36:30,508 --> 00:36:33,340 You'd think the biggest pop star in the world 819 00:36:33,341 --> 00:36:36,548 could sniff any butthole that he wanted. 820 00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:39,173 Like, he'd just call his manager and say, 821 00:36:39,174 --> 00:36:41,340 "Send up a wide variety of buttholes. 822 00:36:41,341 --> 00:36:45,173 I'm in the mood for some sniffing." 823 00:36:45,174 --> 00:36:47,840 But he just wanted to sniff mine. 824 00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:49,048 Jesus Christ, Kev. 825 00:36:49,049 --> 00:36:50,465 Enough of this shit. 826 00:36:50,466 --> 00:36:52,924 Put the Sox game on. 827 00:36:52,925 --> 00:36:56,715 Used to love the guy's music back in the '80s. 828 00:36:56,716 --> 00:36:58,965 Who woulda known he was into kids? 829 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:01,715 Everyone. Literally everyone knew. 830 00:37:01,716 --> 00:37:03,423 Would you excuse me, Tommy? 831 00:37:03,424 --> 00:37:05,382 I'm trying to listen. 832 00:37:05,383 --> 00:37:08,715 On that world tour back in '91, 833 00:37:08,716 --> 00:37:11,507 he spent half his time onstage 834 00:37:11,508 --> 00:37:15,465 and half his time with his nose between my cheeks, 835 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:17,424 my butt cheeks. 836 00:37:26,049 --> 00:37:31,174 ♪♪♪ 837 00:37:54,132 --> 00:37:55,924 Shh. 838 00:38:04,216 --> 00:38:05,757 Need to talk to Ian Gallagher. 839 00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:06,882 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Gallagher! 840 00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:08,173 Who's asking? Hey! 841 00:38:08,174 --> 00:38:09,757 Who's asking? Smith and Wesson. 842 00:38:09,758 --> 00:38:10,675 Ah, shit. 843 00:38:10,676 --> 00:38:12,173 This is a Glock, isn't it? 844 00:38:12,174 --> 00:38:13,799 Ugh! That woulda been so badass. 845 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,048 You get the point, though, right? 846 00:38:15,049 --> 00:38:16,299 Gallagher! 847 00:38:18,299 --> 00:38:19,840 Paula, hey. 848 00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:21,298 Mickey Milkovich. 849 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,340 You're out? 850 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:23,341 Parole? 851 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:24,548 What's it to you? 852 00:38:24,549 --> 00:38:26,924 - Who's your P.O.? - Larry. 853 00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:28,382 Seaver? 854 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:30,965 That anthropomorphic slice of soggy Wonder Bread 855 00:38:30,966 --> 00:38:33,757 doesn't know what to do with a workhorse like you. 856 00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:37,341 You Milkoviches are legendary, real earners. 857 00:38:38,591 --> 00:38:40,382 You. 858 00:38:40,383 --> 00:38:43,340 Heard about your Mother Teresa stunt today. 859 00:38:43,341 --> 00:38:45,131 Let's go for a ride. 860 00:38:45,132 --> 00:38:47,173 No, hold up. Wait a minute. 861 00:38:49,841 --> 00:38:50,924 A pregnant lady? 862 00:38:50,925 --> 00:38:52,840 Jesus, you're soft. 863 00:38:52,841 --> 00:38:54,465 Hey, it's all right. 864 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:56,173 It's all right, buddy. 865 00:38:56,174 --> 00:38:58,507 Hey, hey, hey. 866 00:38:58,508 --> 00:38:59,341 Mick. 867 00:38:59,342 --> 00:39:00,591 Hey. 868 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,466 Jesus Christ. 869 00:39:10,591 --> 00:39:13,049 Okay, look. 870 00:39:14,341 --> 00:39:17,215 Just send me to prison if you want. 871 00:39:17,216 --> 00:39:18,632 I'm never just gonna walk away 872 00:39:18,633 --> 00:39:20,382 from someone dying in the street. 873 00:39:24,383 --> 00:39:25,757 No, no, no. 874 00:39:25,758 --> 00:39:27,548 No, I got zero intentions 875 00:39:27,549 --> 00:39:29,131 of sending you back to prison. 876 00:39:29,132 --> 00:39:30,507 Uh-uh. 877 00:39:30,508 --> 00:39:31,948 I'm nowhere near being done with you. 878 00:39:33,216 --> 00:39:35,840 - Come on, let's go. - Whoa, whoa, hey. 879 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:38,549 Easy, Biscuit. Dinner's coming, girl! 880 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:43,840 The hell is that? 881 00:39:43,841 --> 00:39:47,424 Mama, I forgot the Electric Slide. 882 00:39:51,841 --> 00:39:53,924 Wait, is that... 883 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,632 Afro Amirah. 884 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:58,423 Badass businesswoman by day, 885 00:39:58,424 --> 00:40:00,131 fashion model by night 886 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:03,882 who didn't take none of the white man's shit. 887 00:40:03,883 --> 00:40:06,590 Ah, you didn't go anywhere without it. 888 00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:11,590 Aww, why are you showing me all this? 889 00:40:11,591 --> 00:40:15,507 If you lost touch, that came after you left my house. 890 00:40:15,508 --> 00:40:17,715 My house is black. 891 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,382 Dom. 892 00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,090 Dom, baby, tell your sister-auntie 893 00:40:21,091 --> 00:40:22,091 what you watching. 894 00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:24,257 Alex Haley's Roots. 895 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,048 Mm-hmm. 896 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,633 You used to be that way. 897 00:40:30,049 --> 00:40:31,465 Last I checked I was like 898 00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:33,590 a walking black history encyclopedia. 899 00:40:33,591 --> 00:40:36,298 I even mentored Liam on all things black, so... 900 00:40:36,299 --> 00:40:38,298 Well, who was mentoring you? 901 00:40:38,299 --> 00:40:41,716 Yeah, who was your community? 902 00:40:43,466 --> 00:40:45,090 I just forgot the Electric Slide. 903 00:40:45,091 --> 00:40:46,131 It's not that deep. 904 00:40:46,132 --> 00:40:47,840 Oh, no, it's not? 905 00:40:47,841 --> 00:40:52,423 So then what is that potato salad about, huh? 906 00:40:54,341 --> 00:40:55,799 You know, you been running 907 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,548 towards white people for so long, 908 00:40:57,549 --> 00:40:59,924 I'm surprised you even found your way home. 909 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:02,924 Now, white friends, white neighbors, 910 00:41:02,925 --> 00:41:06,256 own a white bar, got a white boyfriend. 911 00:41:06,257 --> 00:41:08,423 After I had sex with Kevin, 912 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:11,465 I watched Ellen the entire next week. 913 00:41:11,466 --> 00:41:14,340 Ellen! Come on, now explain that shit. 914 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:15,840 Huh. No, baby, 915 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,674 you didn't forget the Electric Slide. 916 00:41:19,675 --> 00:41:22,341 You let that white boy fuck it right out of you. 917 00:41:24,007 --> 00:41:25,298 I'm just saying. 918 00:41:25,299 --> 00:41:26,840 Fuck. 919 00:41:26,841 --> 00:41:28,465 Jesus Christ. 920 00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:31,090 Tell me, you gonna follow protocol? 921 00:41:31,091 --> 00:41:33,340 Need to hear you say it. 922 00:41:33,341 --> 00:41:35,674 - Just say it for mama. - Fuck. 923 00:41:35,675 --> 00:41:36,799 What's that? I can't hear you. 924 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,340 Paula. Shit! 925 00:41:38,341 --> 00:41:40,465 Oh, you want me to set Biscuit loose? 926 00:41:40,466 --> 00:41:41,799 - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 927 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,340 Hey, hey, hey. Okay. 928 00:41:43,341 --> 00:41:44,965 Okay. Okay, I'll do whatever you say. 929 00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:45,966 Just get it away from me. 930 00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:49,006 Biscuit, sit! 931 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,841 Good girl. 932 00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:03,382 Hey. 933 00:42:03,383 --> 00:42:04,715 You seen Ian? 934 00:42:04,716 --> 00:42:06,549 Not since he left with his P.O. 935 00:42:15,091 --> 00:42:16,965 What's with the line? 936 00:42:16,966 --> 00:42:20,174 Your baby mama's been in there for, like, 40 minutes. 937 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,091 Tami? 938 00:42:34,841 --> 00:42:37,590 Where were you? 939 00:42:37,591 --> 00:42:39,591 Just taking Fred for a walk. 940 00:42:43,132 --> 00:42:44,591 Is everything okay in there? 941 00:42:54,216 --> 00:42:56,173 Fuck off! 942 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,841 Hey, something happen at the bar? 943 00:43:01,091 --> 00:43:02,924 It's not about the bar. 944 00:43:02,925 --> 00:43:04,715 Look, I'm trying to keep up 945 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:05,757 with the list of things that piss you off, 946 00:43:05,758 --> 00:43:08,382 but it's getting pretty hard. 947 00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:10,256 Would you care to clue me in? 948 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:13,758 You know, we can stop playing 20 fucking questions? 949 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:22,340 God! It's this fucking place! 950 00:43:22,341 --> 00:43:25,590 It's... it's always crawling with relatives 951 00:43:25,591 --> 00:43:28,090 or convicts that Ian brought home 952 00:43:28,091 --> 00:43:31,382 or large Latino families that Carl brought home 953 00:43:31,383 --> 00:43:33,507 or, like, whatever Frank brought home. 954 00:43:33,508 --> 00:43:34,632 And I... 955 00:43:34,633 --> 00:43:36,715 You know, I can't breathe here, 956 00:43:36,716 --> 00:43:38,715 and I need space! 957 00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:41,131 Fred needs space! 958 00:43:41,132 --> 00:43:42,299 All right. 959 00:43:45,925 --> 00:43:48,965 ♪ Somber music ♪ 960 00:43:48,966 --> 00:43:53,883 ♪♪♪ 961 00:43:57,591 --> 00:43:59,882 Hey. 962 00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:01,758 Hey, there. 963 00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:05,674 You're an early riser. 964 00:44:05,675 --> 00:44:07,799 Yeah. Yeah. 965 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,256 Oh, don't you look at me with those big eyes. 966 00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:13,840 I know what you're trying to do. 967 00:44:13,841 --> 00:44:16,674 And trust me, it won't work. 968 00:44:16,675 --> 00:44:17,924 It's not gonna work. 969 00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:19,256 No, it's not. 970 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,507 No, it's not. 971 00:44:20,508 --> 00:44:22,507 Oh, yeah! 972 00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,423 Well, 973 00:44:26,424 --> 00:44:29,131 that's all right. That's all right. 974 00:44:29,132 --> 00:44:31,632 Grandpappy throws up every once in a while too. 975 00:44:31,633 --> 00:44:34,715 Let's just get you cleaned up, hey? 976 00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:37,090 Easy-peasy. 977 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:42,049 ♪♪♪ 978 00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:44,757 Finally. 979 00:44:44,758 --> 00:44:46,215 You almost made me late. 980 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,006 But I didn't, so quit your yappin'. 981 00:44:48,007 --> 00:44:49,007 I'm hungover. 982 00:44:51,049 --> 00:44:52,507 She ready? 983 00:44:52,508 --> 00:44:53,924 She's gonna piss on the family's electronics 984 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,298 and start several small fires. 985 00:44:55,299 --> 00:44:56,840 So, yeah, she's ready. 986 00:44:56,841 --> 00:44:58,215 Sweet. 987 00:44:58,216 --> 00:45:01,049 Remember, you're Franny now. 988 00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:12,256 Wow. 989 00:45:12,257 --> 00:45:13,465 Didn't think you'd actually show. 990 00:45:13,466 --> 00:45:15,882 Here I am, and here's Franny 991 00:45:15,883 --> 00:45:17,716 on time, as promised. 992 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,131 Okay, Franny. 993 00:45:23,132 --> 00:45:24,507 Go inside. 994 00:45:24,508 --> 00:45:27,090 Your new mommy will show you 995 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:29,716 into your new house in just a second. 996 00:45:35,925 --> 00:45:38,215 So I guess I owe you a check. 997 00:45:38,216 --> 00:45:39,548 I guess you do. 998 00:45:45,299 --> 00:45:46,340 Franny! 999 00:45:46,341 --> 00:45:48,423 What did you do? 1000 00:45:50,174 --> 00:45:51,632 I'll take a dozen. 1001 00:45:51,633 --> 00:45:52,508 Can't believe these are vegan. 1002 00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:53,424 These are fantastic. 1003 00:45:53,424 --> 00:45:54,424 Thank you so much. 1004 00:45:54,425 --> 00:45:56,131 Thank you. 1005 00:45:56,132 --> 00:45:58,006 You have green salsa? Thanks. 1006 00:45:58,007 --> 00:45:58,966 Good morning. 1007 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,632 Dios mio. 1008 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:03,216 This is the most money we've ever made in a day. 1009 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,298 What was that for? 1010 00:46:12,299 --> 00:46:13,423 We'd probably be halfway to Mexico 1011 00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:15,382 if you hadn't stepped in. 1012 00:46:15,383 --> 00:46:17,063 We couldn't have done it without you, Carl. 1013 00:46:22,633 --> 00:46:24,924 Thank you. 1014 00:46:24,925 --> 00:46:28,590 Oh, three generations of Gallagher men. 1015 00:46:28,591 --> 00:46:30,298 How 'bout that? Amazing. 1016 00:46:30,299 --> 00:46:32,423 There's nothing better than this. 1017 00:46:32,424 --> 00:46:33,799 Mr. Gallagher, 1018 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,965 we've enjoyed the process so far. 1019 00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:38,340 But we fear we spent more time with you 1020 00:46:38,341 --> 00:46:39,882 than with the baby. 1021 00:46:39,883 --> 00:46:42,298 Perhaps if we had a private visit today 1022 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:46,632 we may better gauge our chemistry. 1023 00:46:46,633 --> 00:46:48,256 Oh, no, no. I don't think so. 1024 00:46:48,257 --> 00:46:49,965 It is customary. 1025 00:46:49,966 --> 00:46:52,548 But this is a very special little boy, 1026 00:46:52,549 --> 00:46:54,382 and as his grandfather, it's my duty... 1027 00:46:54,383 --> 00:46:56,298 What my dad is trying to say is, 1028 00:46:56,299 --> 00:46:58,048 he doesn't know what to do with himself 1029 00:46:58,049 --> 00:46:59,632 if he's not caring for his grandson. 1030 00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:01,465 That's not really what I was... 1031 00:47:01,466 --> 00:47:04,508 Maybe we can watch a movie or something to pass the time? 1032 00:47:12,341 --> 00:47:13,341 Come on, Dad. 1033 00:47:13,675 --> 00:47:14,841 Um... 1034 00:47:19,591 --> 00:47:20,924 And that's when coach invited me 1035 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:23,507 on a publicity tour for the team. 1036 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:26,674 Have you ever traveled with a powerful man? 1037 00:47:26,675 --> 00:47:28,548 It's intoxicating, 1038 00:47:28,549 --> 00:47:31,048 confusing. 1039 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:34,383 A thousand eyes on him, his eyes only on you. 1040 00:47:36,383 --> 00:47:39,382 One night, backstage in his dressing room, 1041 00:47:39,383 --> 00:47:42,633 he put on a single sequined glove. 1042 00:47:46,424 --> 00:47:47,882 I can't even tell you 1043 00:47:47,883 --> 00:47:49,383 what he did with the other hand. 1044 00:47:59,716 --> 00:48:03,548 All I'm saying, knife and a fork. 1045 00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:06,632 Simple, effective, the right men for the job. 1046 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:09,882 Ever try to eat a steak with chopsticks? 1047 00:48:09,883 --> 00:48:12,090 Because it can't be done. 1048 00:48:13,508 --> 00:48:15,590 The Chinese got a lot right: 1049 00:48:15,591 --> 00:48:19,924 stuffing paper in cookies, currency manipulation, walls. 1050 00:48:19,925 --> 00:48:21,173 But chopsticks? 1051 00:48:21,174 --> 00:48:23,007 Huge swing and a miss. 1052 00:48:24,007 --> 00:48:27,298 That's an American baseball reference. 1053 00:48:30,383 --> 00:48:32,507 Maybe we should go check on the baby. 1054 00:48:32,508 --> 00:48:33,799 He's fine, Frank. 1055 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,256 You don't know that for sure. 1056 00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:37,465 Nobody does. 1057 00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:38,882 Maybe we should keep him. 1058 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:41,423 You need to keep it together, man. 1059 00:48:41,424 --> 00:48:43,924 Hey, I've got it together, my friend. 1060 00:48:43,925 --> 00:48:46,590 $100,000. 1061 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,465 Come again? 1062 00:48:48,466 --> 00:48:51,840 The Zhengs are willing to pay $100,000 U.S. cash, 1063 00:48:51,841 --> 00:48:54,090 if they can have the baby now and, most importantly, 1064 00:48:54,091 --> 00:48:56,256 no additional contact with Mr. Gallagher 1065 00:48:56,257 --> 00:48:57,257 ever again 1066 00:48:57,258 --> 00:48:59,173 forever. 1067 00:48:59,174 --> 00:49:00,216 Deal. 1068 00:49:02,633 --> 00:49:05,173 Okay, girls, pay attention. This is important. 1069 00:49:05,174 --> 00:49:06,465 Ready? 1070 00:49:06,466 --> 00:49:09,882 And five, six. Five, six, seven. 1071 00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:12,131 To the right. And yes, yes, yes. 1072 00:49:12,132 --> 00:49:13,965 That's it. And duh, duh, duh. 1073 00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:14,966 That's it. 1074 00:49:14,967 --> 00:49:16,465 And back, back. 1075 00:49:16,466 --> 00:49:18,882 Put some funk on it. 1076 00:49:18,883 --> 00:49:20,465 And turn. 1077 00:49:20,466 --> 00:49:21,590 There we go. 1078 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:22,715 That's good, Amy. 1079 00:49:22,716 --> 00:49:24,298 This way, this... Hi, baby. 1080 00:49:24,299 --> 00:49:25,882 Well, looks like we're not getting that settlement. 1081 00:49:25,883 --> 00:49:27,548 - What happened? - I don't know. 1082 00:49:27,549 --> 00:49:29,340 The lawyer just didn't buy it, 1083 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:32,173 which is crazy because I was rock-solid believable 1084 00:49:32,174 --> 00:49:33,715 down to every last detail. 1085 00:49:33,716 --> 00:49:35,840 Aww, babe. You wanna join us? 1086 00:49:35,841 --> 00:49:37,715 We're about to discuss black liberation theology 1087 00:49:37,716 --> 00:49:39,465 and then watch some Martin. 1088 00:49:39,466 --> 00:49:40,383 No. 1089 00:49:40,384 --> 00:49:42,924 I'm gonna be upstairs. 1090 00:49:42,925 --> 00:49:46,757 I even told them what he made me do with the chimp. 1091 00:49:46,758 --> 00:49:48,632 Aww. Get up, get up, get up. 1092 00:49:48,633 --> 00:49:50,090 We gotta do this. You ready? 1093 00:49:50,091 --> 00:49:52,340 You shouldn't have jumped at the offer so quick. 1094 00:49:52,341 --> 00:49:53,507 This is a mistake. 1095 00:49:53,508 --> 00:49:54,924 So I should have waited until 1096 00:49:54,925 --> 00:49:56,173 you screwed up the deal entirely? 1097 00:49:56,174 --> 00:49:58,006 I just needed more time is all, 1098 00:49:58,007 --> 00:49:59,507 which would have had the added benefit 1099 00:49:59,508 --> 00:50:01,507 of allowing us to milk these families 1100 00:50:01,508 --> 00:50:02,799 for all they're worth. 1101 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,340 Reel 'em in slow. Remember? 1102 00:50:04,341 --> 00:50:06,006 Yeah, I remember. 1103 00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:08,006 There's no room for sentiment in business. 1104 00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:09,007 Get ahold of yourself. 1105 00:50:09,008 --> 00:50:10,465 You're a Gallagher. 1106 00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,840 Act like it! 1107 00:50:22,716 --> 00:50:25,507 Excuse me. 1108 00:50:25,508 --> 00:50:28,006 Where's the couple that was staying here? 1109 00:50:28,007 --> 00:50:29,507 Left in a hurry. 1110 00:50:29,508 --> 00:50:31,048 Front desk said they needed to get home 1111 00:50:31,049 --> 00:50:32,369 with their sick baby or something. 1112 00:50:34,341 --> 00:50:37,382 ♪ Somber music ♪ 1113 00:50:37,383 --> 00:50:40,548 ♪♪♪ 1114 00:50:40,549 --> 00:50:43,674 What do you want to do for lunch? 1115 00:50:43,675 --> 00:50:45,299 How about a burrito? 1116 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:50,715 Or Korean barbecue? 1117 00:50:50,716 --> 00:50:52,548 Need your help! 1118 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:54,674 - Or real barbecue? - Need some help! 1119 00:50:54,675 --> 00:50:56,590 I don't know. You decide. 1120 00:50:56,591 --> 00:50:58,465 Where you going? 1121 00:50:58,466 --> 00:51:00,924 - What are you doing? - What the fuck? 1122 00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:02,257 Seriously, man. 1123 00:51:05,508 --> 00:51:08,256 This is still on the Nigerians' bill. 1124 00:51:08,257 --> 00:51:12,048 Leave me alone to mourn the loss of my grandson. 1125 00:51:12,049 --> 00:51:15,882 You're gonna regret not stealing this stuff, 1126 00:51:15,883 --> 00:51:18,091 especially the minibar. 1127 00:51:20,049 --> 00:51:22,256 Well, I suppose a little parting gift 1128 00:51:22,257 --> 00:51:24,632 on the kidnappers' dime is only appropriate. 1129 00:51:24,633 --> 00:51:26,341 It's the least they can do. 1130 00:51:50,383 --> 00:51:52,048 What do you think? 1131 00:51:52,049 --> 00:51:55,006 Uh... 1132 00:51:55,007 --> 00:51:57,006 what am I looking at? 1133 00:51:57,007 --> 00:51:58,966 It's our new RV. 1134 00:52:01,675 --> 00:52:04,090 You bought this? 1135 00:52:04,091 --> 00:52:05,548 Yeah. 1136 00:52:05,549 --> 00:52:07,090 Yeah, Debs just came into some money, 1137 00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:09,674 and, uh, she floated me a loan. 1138 00:52:09,675 --> 00:52:12,882 Yeah, Franny's dad's a war hero. 1139 00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:14,465 Granted, I did think his heroic sacrifice 1140 00:52:14,466 --> 00:52:16,006 and my 500 bucks 1141 00:52:16,007 --> 00:52:17,567 could get you something a little better. 1142 00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:22,840 You said we needed more space. 1143 00:52:22,841 --> 00:52:26,965 Right? Now we have it. 1144 00:52:26,966 --> 00:52:28,507 I thought you'd be happy. 1145 00:52:28,508 --> 00:52:30,382 Oh, my God. 1146 00:52:30,383 --> 00:52:32,090 - You're such an idiot. - What? 1147 00:52:32,091 --> 00:52:33,757 I mean, were you even listening to me? 1148 00:52:33,758 --> 00:52:35,548 Yes, I was listening, 1149 00:52:35,549 --> 00:52:37,341 hence the RV. 1150 00:52:44,299 --> 00:52:47,090 Well... 1151 00:52:48,383 --> 00:52:52,257 I guess we're living in an RV now. 1152 00:52:53,299 --> 00:52:55,006 Yeah? 1153 00:52:55,007 --> 00:52:56,340 Yeah. 1154 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:59,340 Oh, hey, Debs, can you give us a minute? 1155 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:00,383 Thanks. 1156 00:53:04,883 --> 00:53:07,548 Look, so we're gonna both be living in here. 1157 00:53:07,549 --> 00:53:10,340 We should probably come up with some kind of system, right, 1158 00:53:10,341 --> 00:53:12,215 you know, in case you're hooking up with guys, 1159 00:53:12,216 --> 00:53:15,298 maybe a sock on the door or... 1160 00:53:17,633 --> 00:53:21,965 There's not gonna be any socks on the door, okay? 1161 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:24,633 I totally struck out at the bar. 1162 00:53:26,966 --> 00:53:29,423 The only reason I went out in the first place 1163 00:53:29,424 --> 00:53:31,882 was to make you jealous, 1164 00:53:31,883 --> 00:53:36,882 and the only reason I wanted to make you jealous is because, 1165 00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:39,674 you know, 1166 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,382 obviously... 1167 00:53:41,383 --> 00:53:45,882 Obviously? 1168 00:53:45,883 --> 00:53:47,423 I still like you. 1169 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:49,548 I... 1170 00:53:49,549 --> 00:53:52,049 I really like you. 1171 00:53:57,132 --> 00:54:00,674 So what are we? 1172 00:54:00,675 --> 00:54:04,757 I just agreed to move into a shitty RV with you, 1173 00:54:04,758 --> 00:54:07,840 so I think we're together. 1174 00:54:07,841 --> 00:54:10,006 Yeah? 1175 00:54:10,007 --> 00:54:11,507 Yeah. 1176 00:54:11,508 --> 00:54:14,507 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1177 00:54:14,508 --> 00:54:19,424 ♪♪♪ 1178 00:54:27,299 --> 00:54:28,799 What are you doing? 1179 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,423 I'm getting started on tomorrow's tamales. 1180 00:54:30,424 --> 00:54:31,799 Where is everybody? 1181 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,131 They're celebrating 1182 00:54:33,132 --> 00:54:34,632 at our new apartment. 1183 00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:36,465 We made enough today to get a new place, 1184 00:54:36,466 --> 00:54:38,340 North Side, by a bunch of Whole Foods. 1185 00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:39,715 What? No. 1186 00:54:39,716 --> 00:54:41,465 I told you we were leaving. 1187 00:54:41,466 --> 00:54:43,965 Yeah, but I said you could stay long as you want. 1188 00:54:43,966 --> 00:54:45,466 I go where my family goes. 1189 00:54:49,966 --> 00:54:52,382 Ay! Pinche guerro. 1190 00:54:52,383 --> 00:54:54,090 What's that mean? 1191 00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:55,173 You're a gringo. 1192 00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:56,799 What's that mean? 1193 00:54:58,257 --> 00:54:59,657 You're a clueless fucking white boy. 1194 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,800 I can't leave without showing you how to make a tamale. 1195 00:55:14,091 --> 00:55:15,840 ♪ Playful pop music ♪ 1196 00:55:15,841 --> 00:55:18,006 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1197 00:55:18,007 --> 00:55:19,924 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1198 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:22,173 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1199 00:55:22,174 --> 00:55:23,382 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1200 00:55:23,383 --> 00:55:24,715 ♪ Ah-I ♪ 1201 00:55:24,716 --> 00:55:26,632 ♪ I hear the night calling ♪ 1202 00:55:26,633 --> 00:55:28,882 ♪ I take the back door ♪ 1203 00:55:28,883 --> 00:55:31,131 ♪ Out where the stars are falling ♪ 1204 00:55:31,132 --> 00:55:33,256 ♪ I show you the world ♪ 1205 00:55:33,257 --> 00:55:35,757 ♪ Let's paint over the writing ♪ 1206 00:55:35,758 --> 00:55:37,757 ♪ A story on the wall ♪ 1207 00:55:37,758 --> 00:55:40,131 ♪ We came before the lightning ♪ 1208 00:55:40,132 --> 00:55:42,340 ♪ And now we want it all ♪ 1209 00:55:42,341 --> 00:55:44,256 ♪ Don't know how far we'll go ♪ 1210 00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:46,882 ♪ These wheels are made to roll ♪ 1211 00:55:46,883 --> 00:55:48,215 ♪ You've gotta be the soul ♪ 1212 00:55:48,216 --> 00:55:49,924 ♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪ 1213 00:55:49,925 --> 00:55:52,090 Oh, my God, everybody get out! 1214 00:55:52,091 --> 00:55:54,674 Get out now! Franny! What the hell? 1215 00:55:54,675 --> 00:55:56,590 Hello, 911? 1216 00:55:56,591 --> 00:55:58,215 I'd like to report a fire. 1217 00:55:58,216 --> 00:56:00,298 Let me go. Crawl to me. 1218 00:56:00,299 --> 00:56:01,799 Crawl to me faster! 1219 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,675 ♪♪♪