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Welcome to Sexual Response.

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I'm Dr. Eve Robinson.

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Hi, Dr. Robinson.

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This is Joan from Beverly Hills.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Okay, Joan. Take a deep breath. How can
I help you?

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It's about my husband.

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We've been married for 13 years.

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That's nice.

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We have a good marriage. We really do.

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I believe you.

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It's just that I'm... I'm considering
having an affair.

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That's a good marriage?

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Well, I don't know is about denial,
Joan. I think you do know.

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I feel like we're strangers.

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Dig deeper.

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But he doesn't share his feelings with
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He doesn't care.

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We hardly make love anymore.

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So you want to make love with someone
else to take away the hurt, right? Fred,

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we did menstruation two weeks ago. Now,
don't force your obsession with

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gynecology down my throat. We got a
potential lawsuit in two. Hold on.

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Oh, I'm so confused.

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I don't know what to do.

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I don't think I love him anymore.

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This should be juicy.

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Joan, you're going to have to issue an
ultimatum. How?

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If he wants to keep you, then he's going
to have to grow.

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But he doesn't respond well to
criticism. You're goddamn right I don't,

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babe. Especially not at rush hour on the
405. Listen to my personal inadequacies

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described in full detail on the
mother... Ted? You've lost your mind,

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dear. You've finally gone over the
goddamn defense.

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Well, Joan's husband, Ted, has joined us
on the air.

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How can I help you?

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I don't need your help, Dr. Berkowitz.

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Robinson. And my wife, Joan, doesn't
need your help either. What the hell are

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you doing, dear? Have you completely
gone nuts? Who else am I going to talk

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to? You can talk to me, you know.

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I think Joan can speak to him whenever
she wishes. That's right.

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If you have an affair, babe, I'll kill
you.

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Let me remind you that crimes of passion
are illegal in this state.

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Look, one more beep and I'll cut you
both off the air.

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Now, there was a time when the two of
you were in love, right?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All right. Fine, fine.

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Okay, so tonight I want you both to sit
down together and look into each

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other's eyes and think about that time
and think about all the love you have

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left to share.

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I'm Dr. Eve Robinson, and this has been
Sexual Response.

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Studio. I'm sorry, but the show's over.
We're through taking colas.

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Oh, ha, ha.

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Very funny, Philip.

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I'm afraid I'm busy tonight. I'm taking
your wife out for a drink.

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Bye, you.

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You know, you're a real bitch, Kate.

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Putting an abusive husband on the air
with a fragile wife, that's bad

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psychology. But it's outstanding talk
radio.

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You know, these people's problems are
real. They don't just go away when we're

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off the air.

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Oh, lighten up. I bet the two of them
will have great sex tonight.

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Christ, you'll never change. Neither do
you, Professor.

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And that's why we've been the number one
talk show of the past five years. Four

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years. We've only been on the air four
years.

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So...

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What do you think of Peter?

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As opposed to who?

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Steve? Mike?

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Jake? So sweet, isn't he?

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You change engineers more than I change
underwear.

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You don't know anything about men.

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I understand men completely. They call
me every day for advice.

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All theory, Dr. Robinson.

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I suppose you're going to put that
theory into action, right?

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Right.

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I hope you're practicing safe sex.

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We've exchanged medical histories and
he's tested negative.

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Besides, I'm always prepared.

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We have here, we have texture, day glow,
mood.

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Stop it.

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Why don't you buy him a drink?

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Sweet, isn't he?

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I gotta hit the freeway. Can't stay up
past your bedtime?

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Look, I've got a lot of reading to do if
I'm gonna convince my publishers Masters

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and Johnson were wrong. Right.

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And Philip likes an early dinner.

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I want to go home.

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I'm jealous.

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Philip's really got you by the balls,
doesn't he? I'm telling you, Eve, your

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husband... You're repeating yourself.

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I'm your only friend.

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I think I can fend for myself.

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Yeah, I love you too.

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Hi, Eve. It's your mother. I hope you're
coming to see us for Thanksgiving. We

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all miss you here in Iowa.

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Take care, honey.

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Bud Chambers.

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Charles Bud Chambers.

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I'll catch you later.

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Yeah.

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I'll catch you.

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A beefy stock clerk who was serving ten
years in a Ventura County prison for the

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beating death of his young wife...
escaped from his cell this Tuesday,

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sometime before dawn.

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Authorities in the area have issued a
statewide manhunt for Grant Morton, who

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is also suspected of the beating death
of two Los Angeles protesters.

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Hi, honey. You said you were going to be
late.

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I just couldn't stand to be away from
you for one more moment.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I meant to pick
you up. I wasn't expecting you home so

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soon.

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For you.

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They're beautiful.

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So how was your day?

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Magnificent.

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I located the perfect investment up in
Ohio.

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200 acres.

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Dirt cheap.

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Allow me?

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With the economy the way it is, don't
you think we should be saving our money?

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Absolutely not.

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Buy low, sell high.

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Never give a sucker an even break.

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Give me some baby's breath.

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You know, a wild thing happened at work
today.

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This woman calls in.

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Tells me she's in a bad marriage.

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The husband, obviously an abuser. She's
on the verge of having an affair.

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Perfect.

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Hello.

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Thank you.

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You know anything?

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Hi.

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Thank you for your advice, Dr. Robinson.

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We really looked into each other's eyes
last night. It was so romantic, but...

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What's your point, Joan? We made love
all night.

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I climaxed five times.

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That's very impressive.

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Isn't it? But one night of ecstasy is no
substitute for true happiness. What do

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you mean?

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It was great. Maybe you should try...
This is Dr. Eve Robinson.

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Sexual response.

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How about dysfunction in the married
man?

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No, Fred, I wasn't referring to you
personally.

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Well, how about... Oh, I've got it. How
about masturbation?

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Yeah, I thought you'd like that.

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How many general managers does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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None. General managers don't know how to
screw.

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You're in a pissy mood. I'm all right.

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How's the book coming along?

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Fine.

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Philip? Great.

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There must be something. Stop it, Kate.
There's nothing wrong.

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I think there is.

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You remembered.

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You can run, but you can't hide.

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Apparently not.

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Cheer up. You've finally hit your sexual
peak.

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At least, that's what you tell your
callers.

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Go on, open it.

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Thanks, Kate, but it's really not my
style.

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What style?

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Would you look at yourself? It's about
time you got some style.

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You think if I wore this would get
better ratings? No, but you might get

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laid more often, Miss Priss.

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Please. Come on, when is the last time
you got laid? Last week?

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Last month?

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I'm leaving.

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Last year?

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Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday!

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You're so sneaky.

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Come on, let's go blow out those
candles. We can burn this place down.

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And I don't look as gay over 34.

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Yeah.

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We should blow them out.

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All right.

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Make a wish.

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Okay.

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Brat.

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Mode 82.3 is by 7.2. Clear skies tonight
with a low near 7.

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Studio.

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Sorry, darling, but I can't help you
with your sexual problems.

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It's your wife's business.

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She just left.

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What an asshole.

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What an ass.

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How you doing, Eve?

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Hi, Jack. Martini?

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No, I'll take a screwdriver.

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You got it.

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Where's Kate?

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She'll be in there.

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You know, I'll bet you're a model.

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Not quite.

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Then you ought to be. You have, uh,
classic beauty.

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Thank you.

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Hey, uh, see your drink's about half
full. Hey, Jack, come on over here. Get

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us another drink, will ya?

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I'm fine, really.

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No, no, no, no.

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What's the hurry, babe?

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We got all night.

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Get your hand off me.

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I can't believe you're copping such an
attitude.

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What is it? A cervical cap on too tight?

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You know, ordinarily, I'd take the time
to delve into such an extreme case of

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arrested adolescence.

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But you're such an obvious asshole, it
wouldn't be worth it.

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Bitch.

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Hey.

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Care to dance?

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Yeah.

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Hey, uh, hey.

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I'll bet you're a model.

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He can be a real drag sometimes.

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You know him?

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He's a good friend of mine.

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You see, one of us hits on the girl.

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She gets all riled up, and the other
swoops into the rescue.

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Works every time.

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I could be dancing with him.

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Mm-mm.

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I paid him off this time.

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It's getting late.

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Then you better get going.

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Yeah.

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Well, thanks for rescuing me.

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Anytime.

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So... So?

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Thanks again.

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Tough guy.

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Put on a big show in there for the
little lady.

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How are you one-on-one?

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You forgot your jacket.

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Thanks, Chuck.

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So, how'd you know she wouldn't go for
me?

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I didn't.

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Happy birthday, Parson. Thanks, honey.

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I have something for you.

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For you, sweetheart.

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Mayan. Yeah, not only Mayan, 18th
century Mayan.

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It'd go great on the top shelf.

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Look at you. When I first met you, you
wouldn't have known the difference

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between Mayan and Michelangelo.

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Philip, let's have a party.

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We're having a party. I mean have some
friends over.

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Friends? A party, you know.

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Music? Dancing?

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Dancing.

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Of course.

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Let's dance.

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Now,

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what's your step? What's your step? Up,
up.

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All right.

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You're sunny.

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See? A little kick left.

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Not bad for an old fart, eh?

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You know, we stopped at Carl's and
Charlie's after work for a drink today.

260
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:48,210
This ridiculous man actually thought I
was a model.

261
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,630
Anyway, then this nice young man came
over and... You know,

262
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:55,270
that would look much better on the foyer
table.

263
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
Don't you agree?

264
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,080
I agree that's wonderful, but the fact
that he's giving you multiple orgasms

265
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,680
doesn't excuse the emotional and
physical abuse you're taking.

266
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,640
Yeah, I know you're right, but every
time he takes off his shirt, it makes me

267
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,020
wet. I want a cream, that son of a
bitch. Karen, you've got a problem if

268
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,480
you're willing to stay in an abusive
relationship.

269
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,540
Go out and buy yourself a vibrator. It
doesn't beat you, and it doesn't leave

270
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,880
the toilet seat up. Thanks for calling.

271
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,940
Edge from Los Angeles. You're on sexual
response.

272
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,599
Hello, Dr.

273
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
Robinson.

274
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,280
Is that Mr. Edge?

275
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,920
Just Edge.

276
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,260
Your voice sounds familiar. Have we
talked before?

277
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,200
I'm a first-time caller.

278
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,080
Okay. How can I help you?

279
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:55,440
I saw this incredibly beautiful woman
the other day at a bar.

280
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,400
We didn't say anything.

281
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,580
We just stared at each other.

282
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,900
The next day, I saw her there again.

283
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440
We danced.

284
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,000
Was it a slow dance?

285
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,460
Yeah.

286
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240
Very slow.

287
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,660
I can still feel her soft body pressed
against me.

288
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,640
Doesn't sound too bad.

289
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,640
Yeah,

290
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:26,800
except she didn't even tell me her name.

291
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,900
She broke it off suddenly and left.

292
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,800
That is a problem, then.

293
00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,230
She was scared, Doctor.

294
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:38,190
Very scared.

295
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:43,310
But I know there's something real
between us, and I know she's feeling it,

296
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:44,350
too.

297
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:52,450
I only had the chance to see her, to
talk to her, to touch

298
00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:55,950
her. I suggest you go back to the bar,
Edge.

299
00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,330
Who knows?

300
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:01,850
She may be already waiting for you
there.

301
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,090
Now what?

302
00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,510
Getting off the bike would be a good
start.

303
00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:15,210
What kind of danger is living down here?

304
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,570
Yeah, I like danger.

305
00:24:18,730 --> 00:24:19,730
Interesting.

306
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,380
You know, my undergraduate degree was
art history.

307
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,520
I was in love with the phobists.

308
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,620
These are... These are sort of
seagull-esque.

309
00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:33,200
Only more intense.

310
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,220
Darker.

311
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,440
You're staring at me again.

312
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,880
Ever since I first saw you, you've been
staring.

313
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,440
Morning, Lisa.

314
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,000
You know, Da Vinci was commissioned to
paint some rich man's wife.

315
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:14,120
She wasn't as pretty... as you are.

316
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,080
He threw some oils.

317
00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:36,690
Came up with Mona Lisa.

318
00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:53,170
I... I'm no Da Vinci.

319
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,360
I can't seem to get past.

320
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:40,050
Let's find the way.

321
00:31:57,970 --> 00:31:58,970
Eve? Itch?

322
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,090
Hey.

323
00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:11,370
You better put that out. It's gonna
stunt your growth.

324
00:32:18,610 --> 00:32:19,610
Yes, Mom.

325
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,160
You know every day I tell people what to
do, you know?

326
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:34,840
What not to do.

327
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,500
This is what I tell them not to do.

328
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,640
Look, you're very handsome.

329
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,620
You're very talented.

330
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,540
You're very young.

331
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,120
And you're very merry.

332
00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:26,450
Phillip?

333
00:34:22,670 --> 00:34:24,150
I'm sorry, dear. I should have called.

334
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,070
I was worried sick about you.

335
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:30,270
I guess I lost track of time.

336
00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:36,510
I was imagining all kinds of horrible
things happening to you.

337
00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:37,770
I'm all right.

338
00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:39,889
Yeah.

339
00:34:40,810 --> 00:34:42,690
It's good to have you home in one piece.

340
00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:46,929
I guess I'll head upstairs and good
night, dear.

341
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:52,420
You look pretty. Particularly beautiful
this evening.

342
00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:50,760
Philip? Philip, what is it? I thought I
heard something outside.

343
00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:54,740
Do you see anything?

344
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,120
Stay here.

345
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,220
What was it?

346
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,200
Nothing to worry about.

347
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,280
Just a stray animal.

348
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,400
I put out some poison in the morning.

349
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,580
Hmm.

350
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:51,340
Getting late.

351
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:53,780
Sorry, hon?

352
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:58,540
Oh, I just need to be up in Ojai by 11
o'clock, and it's getting a little bit

353
00:38:58,540 --> 00:38:59,540
late.

354
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,860
I'll see you for dinner, then.

355
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:04,220
No, I don't think I'll make it by 8.30,
actually.

356
00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:06,020
So it wouldn't wait up for me.

357
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,580
Have a productive day.

358
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,240
What is that?

359
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:18,030
Nothing to worry about, Puzzle.

360
00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:20,970
Just a little surprise for last night's
guests.

361
00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:25,850
Eve, would you come here, please?

362
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:38,290
So, this is your stray animal. Philip, I
have no idea what this means. I'm not

363
00:39:38,290 --> 00:39:40,310
leaving you here alone. Don't cancel
your trip, Philip.

364
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:43,310
I'm sure it's some caller's idea of a
joke.

365
00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:45,210
Here.

366
00:39:46,990 --> 00:39:50,330
Bloody money we pay to that security
company to look after this place.

367
00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:54,190
They still have people coming in over
the bloody fence.

368
00:39:57,310 --> 00:40:02,390
You know, Eve, you really do have a
gorgeous body.

369
00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:06,290
If I find the guy that made that statue,
I'll shoot the son of a bitch myself.

370
00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:12,010
Bye, Eve.

371
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:13,510
Bye, Philip.

372
00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:14,530
Take care of yourself.

373
00:40:15,050 --> 00:40:17,380
Okay. Come back. You surety.

374
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,320
Go away and take that thing with you.

375
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,320
Who do you think you are creeping around
my house in the middle of the night?

376
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:12,460
How am I supposed to explain that, huh?

377
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,280
Just tell him it was sexual response.
What?

378
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:17,620
Sexual response.

379
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:19,260
Shut up.

380
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,400
How did you get my address?

381
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:23,980
Information.

382
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:25,300
We're unlisted.

383
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,180
Yeah. I followed you home.

384
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,160
You know, you really got a lot of nerve.

385
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,280
Do I get to kiss the bride?

386
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,640
You're unbelievable.

387
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:26,740
It's 18th century.

388
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,640
I'll make you an 18th century one.

389
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,460
I'll make you an 18th century lunch.

390
00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:53,460
Grapes.

391
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,600
I need you.

392
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,760
It's a great place.

393
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,160
My hideout.

394
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,760
I had a hideout when I was a kid.

395
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:35,220
Out in the woods behind our house.

396
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,880
I used to go out there for hours and
dream about the world.

397
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:44,500
We're from a small town, so you can
imagine the adventures that went through

398
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:45,500
my head.

399
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,260
Then it would get dark.

400
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,040
My mother would call us for dinner.

401
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,280
Sounds like things haven't changed much.

402
00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,140
Yeah.

403
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,100
You know, when I met Philip, he was so
different.

404
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:04,900
He was literally from another world. I
mean... I'm talking too much.

405
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,720
So, where are you from?

406
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:11,880
I don't know.

407
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,460
A lot of places. I moved around a lot.

408
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,800
What about your family?

409
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,700
Dad.

410
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,560
I really don't like to talk about it,
okay?

411
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,420
Sounds like you have a lot of unresolved
issues.

412
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,480
I'm not one of your callers, Dr.
Robinson.

413
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,640
I was just trying to get to know you
better. Why? So you can shrink my head,

414
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,700
too?

415
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,060
Okay.

416
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:47,658
I understand.

417
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,780
No, you don't understand.

418
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,560
What's for dessert?

419
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,320
I guess we'll have to improvise.

420
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,120
I'll be in touch.

421
00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,380
Well, don't go. Why do you have to
leave?

422
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,040
I got work to do.

423
00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,540
Listen,

424
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,660
if there's something in the house I
really could use your help with, would

425
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,660
you mind, please?

426
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,840
I really gotta go.

427
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,820
Please.

428
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,200
You want to do dessert?

429
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:47,820
Then you're gonna get dessert.

430
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,440
Calorie-free, you know. Fat-free.

431
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,419
Nutrient-free.

432
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:57,420
Try some.

433
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760
Try it.

434
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:06,220
That's good, huh?

435
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,120
I'm sure you must have something.

436
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:11,500
How about some chocolate sauce?

437
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,840
Strawberry syrup?

438
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,240
Whipped cream's good. My favorite.

439
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Try it?

440
00:52:18,109 --> 00:52:19,230
Hello. Hi, sweetheart.

441
00:52:20,230 --> 00:52:21,230
Philip.

442
00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:22,350
Is everything okay?

443
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:23,710
Nothing's wrong, is it?

444
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:25,810
No, I was sleeping.

445
00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:28,210
I must have been dreaming.

446
00:52:28,450 --> 00:52:30,730
I can't make it back from Ohio. Is that
okay with you?

447
00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:33,030
Yeah. Okay.

448
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:37,170
Look, do me a favor. Will you keep the
gun by the bed? Oh, all right. See you

449
00:52:37,170 --> 00:52:38,810
tomorrow. Love you. I'll see you then. I
love you too.

450
00:53:06,230 --> 00:53:09,030
Edge Edge

451
00:53:39,270 --> 00:53:40,270
Edge?

452
00:53:42,550 --> 00:53:43,930
What are you doing? Put that away.

453
00:53:44,630 --> 00:53:46,390
Philip's quite the headhunter, isn't he?

454
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,710
Come on, let's just go.

455
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:52,350
What if there were an accident one day?

456
00:53:56,410 --> 00:53:59,750
What if Philip's cleaning his gun and he
just accidentally shoots himself?

457
00:54:00,650 --> 00:54:02,330
That's not funny. What's wrong?

458
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:04,070
Need the gun by your bed, possum?

459
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,000
His pumping is gone as usual.

460
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,980
But he accidentally sticks it where he
shouldn't. Stop it!

461
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:20,360
He wouldn't keep it loaded now, would
he?

462
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,300
I want you to leave.

463
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,760
Now!

464
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:03,220
Stay still!

465
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:33,940
Sorry. Come on, open up, Bean.

466
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,380
Leave me alone.

467
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,840
You don't really mean that.

468
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,260
You don't want me to leave.

469
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480
Oh, God.

470
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,220
Do you, possum?

471
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,600
Go away.

472
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,060
Please, go away.

473
00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:28,860
Lying to your husband only breeds
mistrust, Yvonne. But I can't help it.

474
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,260
I'm addicted to this guy.

475
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:32,720
Well, you better be ready to sacrifice
your marriage because that's where

476
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,439
you're headed.

477
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,560
She's on a roll today. Give her somebody
interesting.

478
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:36,900
Got it, boss.

479
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,920
Edge from Los Angeles.

480
00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:43,360
Remember me, Dr. Robinson?

481
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,400
How could I forget?

482
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,740
The woman I told you about last time.

483
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,540
I saw her again.

484
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,098
Flasher on two.

485
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,440
I talked to her. I touched her.

486
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:55,980
That's called a one-night stand.

487
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:59,260
No, no. It's become much more than that.

488
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:00,900
Much more.

489
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,560
I can tell you about it if you want.

490
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,220
You sure you're not deluding yourself?

491
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,620
I know that she doesn't care about her
husband.

492
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:11,840
Don't jump to conclusions.

493
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,200
And I know that she wants me as much as
I want her.

494
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:19,140
You still there, Doctor? I'm here.

495
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:20,460
Good.

496
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:24,060
Because there's only one thing standing
between us.

497
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,860
I'm going to do something about it.

498
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:28,860
Go to commercial.

499
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Morning.

500
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,640
Sex was so good, you forgot how to talk?

501
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,780
Eve, come on. We're in the middle of a
show.

502
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,880
Okay, so you're having an affair and you
feel ashamed.

503
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:46,859
Not yet.

504
00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:48,560
But believe me, you'll get over it.

505
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,200
He forced himself on me last night.

506
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,340
It's not your fault.

507
00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:00,380
I wanted it.

508
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,640
He stole Philip's gun.

509
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,520
Let's call the police.

510
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:08,840
We can't.

511
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:12,600
What about the show, The Press and
Crucifiers? Oh, fine.

512
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,240
Let the fucker walk the streets and rape
somebody else. Or you again.

513
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:19,700
The only thing I'm worried about, Kate,
is getting that gun back before Philip

514
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,618
comes home tonight.

515
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:21,598
Are you insane?

516
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,520
Don't you realize you're walking
straight into a trap?

517
01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:25,640
Do you have a better idea?

518
01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:34,140
Call him. Tell him you'll meet him
anywhere but his place.

519
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,800
Now you want me to see him?

520
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,240
No, no. Blow him off.

521
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,600
By the time he's come and gone, I'll
have the gun.

522
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,020
The only thing you're standing without,
are you? Sorry.

523
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:28,680
If you'd met me at the bar like I asked.

524
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,400
Too many people.

525
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:36,360
You don't trust me, do you?

526
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,020
Did you mean what you said on the radio
this morning?

527
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:45,740
Every word.

528
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,280
About my husband.

529
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,520
You're crazy.

530
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,420
At least I'm not deluding myself,
doctor.

531
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:53,700
What do you want, a medal?

532
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,640
You're talking about killing my husband.

533
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,600
Oh, quit pretending you care about him
so much.

534
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,300
This is what you want, isn't it? You
shouldn't have taken it. You needed to

535
01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:09,760
be taught a lesson. And what's that?

536
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,780
You don't love him. You're scared of
him.

537
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,200
Edge, wait.

538
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,200
Please. Leave me alone.

539
01:03:33,759 --> 01:03:35,480
Nice neighborhood. Come on, let's go.

540
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,360
Oh, wait.

541
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:41,520
You didn't tell me anything about
dinner. Oh, so what? This is disgusting.

542
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:44,540
So we're just going to climb up the fire
escape. It's no big deal. What?

543
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,098
Come on.

544
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:49,080
I think it's probably the easiest way to
get up there anyway. Can you give me a

545
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,760
hand? Why don't you wait here? It could
get hairy. Look, don't give me any of

546
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,060
that macho crap. Okay, all right.
Listen, why don't you stay here with the

547
01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:57,340
car so no one steals the stereo? It's a
real nice thing.

548
01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:58,980
Third floor now. Make it quick.

549
01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:00,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

550
01:04:09,710 --> 01:04:10,589
Hey, lady.

551
01:04:10,590 --> 01:04:12,110
Got some change you can spare?

552
01:04:12,470 --> 01:04:15,390
Oh, I'm really sorry, but I didn't bring
any.

553
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:16,590
How about this?

554
01:04:17,310 --> 01:04:18,310
It's all I've got.

555
01:04:18,870 --> 01:04:19,870
Sorry.

556
01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,270
Something wrong or something?

557
01:04:24,650 --> 01:04:26,150
Oh, no. Everything's fine. Thanks.

558
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,020
Wait a minute. Just hold it right there.

559
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:12,280
You're letting me slip from a 20.2 to a
20 share?

560
01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:15,940
You're giving me a hard time on what
allows a goddamn .2 to share?

561
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,020
I don't believe it. Let me just remind
you of something. When you produced the

562
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:23,340
show, I seem to remember that the share
was at a 5.6 average.

563
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:24,860
What? My best trumpet.

564
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,120
Yeah, I know.

565
01:06:27,140 --> 01:06:28,480
I don't know this stuff.

566
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,100
I don't know him.

567
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,260
Come on, move.

568
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,900
God, what's the upholstery?

569
01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:35,900
Oh, come on. What's that?

570
01:06:55,530 --> 01:06:56,530
It's Kate.

571
01:06:57,850 --> 01:06:58,930
You've got it? How?

572
01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:02,210
Tell me something.

573
01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:04,290
Was Philip ever married before?

574
01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:08,130
Forget it. No, nothing. Forget I ever
mentioned it.

575
01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:10,130
Just be careful.

576
01:07:12,190 --> 01:07:13,210
Why didn't you tell her?

577
01:07:13,970 --> 01:07:14,970
Let's go.

578
01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:42,240
Philip? What are you doing?

579
01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:47,660
How cute, right? Where it belongs.

580
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,040
Well, you gave it back to me.

581
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,180
Yeah, I gave it back to you, and you
didn't even have to ask, did you?

582
01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,120
I don't get it. What's wrong?

583
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,060
You sent somebody to break into my
studio. That's what's wrong.

584
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,020
I didn't know what to think.

585
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,260
All you do is think. Don't you ever feel
anything?

586
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,279
What am I supposed to feel? You
threatened to kill my husband for God's

587
01:09:08,279 --> 01:09:09,340
sake. I have my reasons.

588
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:11,700
Oh, really? And what are your reasons?

589
01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:13,340
Stop it! Oh, relax.

590
01:09:13,580 --> 01:09:15,080
It has nothing to do with you.

591
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,840
an old fella can go back to living happy
lives together again.

592
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:29,859
It's none of your business what I do.

593
01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:36,920
I gave you back the gun.

594
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,779
You didn't have to pretend out there. I
wasn't pretending.

595
01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:44,779
I care about you. You betrayed me!

596
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,120
What did I ruin?

597
01:09:56,540 --> 01:10:03,380
This isn't love, Hitch. God, it's
insane!

598
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,840
Eve?

599
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,040
What happened?

600
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:39,440
Sweetheart, what happened to you?

601
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:44,500
Nothing is so bad you can't tell your
husband. I've been having an affair.

602
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:52,560
I know I should have told you sooner,
but... Oh, God, Philip, don't turn your

603
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,560
back on me now.

604
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,540
Haven't I given you everything you've
always wanted?

605
01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,560
Yes, you give me things, but does he
have a name?

606
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:01,680
That's what I want you to do.

607
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:04,300
I want you to eat this for me.

608
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:06,820
It's going to make you feel much, much
better.

609
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,400
Come on, sweetheart.

610
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,100
Come on.

611
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,680
That's a girl.

612
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:17,840
Good girl.

613
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,960
One more. Come on. One more.

614
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,080
Bon Chambers.

615
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:06,900
Los Angeles.

616
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,160
I believe... Edge?

617
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:14,318
Thank you.

618
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,740
Is there a dress with that?

619
01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:44,260
Trust me. Trust me. Oh, look who's
coming.

620
01:16:45,260 --> 01:16:47,200
Oh, hey, Ed. How you doing, sweets?

621
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,060
I'm pretty hungry.

622
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:51,480
He's a sick dude.

623
01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:55,860
I got something to satisfy my hunger.
Yeah, I'm sure you two do, don't you?

624
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:57,960
I'll get you a taco instead.

625
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,400
How about you?

626
01:17:00,380 --> 01:17:02,820
Hey, Edge, give me a weekend's fucking
bag.

627
01:17:03,260 --> 01:17:04,260
I'd fuck him.

628
01:17:04,780 --> 01:17:05,780
Nice.

629
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,420
I'll fuck you, too, later. Come on,
let's go. All right.

630
01:17:30,090 --> 01:17:31,068
Give me the flashlight.

631
01:17:31,070 --> 01:17:32,070
No way.

632
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:50,490
Philip, what are you doing here? That's
where I grabbed the paper. What is he

633
01:17:50,490 --> 01:17:51,349
doing here?

634
01:17:51,350 --> 01:17:52,970
It's always been here. The paper.

635
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:07,540
Feel it.

636
01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:18,130
Hunting accident claims life.

637
01:19:19,970 --> 01:19:20,970
Look.

638
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:23,650
Husband arrested and wife's dead.

639
01:19:24,370 --> 01:19:26,010
Ron Chambers freed on bail.

640
01:19:26,410 --> 01:19:28,770
Hey, does that newspaper say anything
about a kid? Kid.

641
01:19:29,790 --> 01:19:31,190
Let's see. Oh, shit.

642
01:19:31,410 --> 01:19:33,510
Peter, can you find... Ah, shit.

643
01:19:34,090 --> 01:19:35,650
Would you go find the light switch?

644
01:19:35,930 --> 01:19:38,650
I'm afraid these guys can get back any
minute now. So?

645
01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:43,090
So, here. Use that. I'll go find a
candle or something.

646
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:47,280
Oh, here.

647
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:54,740
Unable to locate any surviving family
members, authorities have placed the von

648
01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:58,440
Chambers child in a state institution
pending further inquiry.

649
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,140
Meanwhile, an arrest warrant for
first-degree murder has been issued for

650
01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:06,100
Charles von Chambers in the death of his
wife, Veronica.

651
01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:10,340
A manhunt is in place as he's considered
armed and dangerous.

652
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,760
Peter, did you hear that?

653
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,920
Peter? Don't believe everything you
read.

654
01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:33,700
If you think you can get away with this
again, you're dead wrong.

655
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,220
Wrong? You're dead.

656
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:05,040
Hi, Possum. I see you've finally
developed an appreciation for artists.

657
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:11,040
Philip, you shall... you shall gate.

658
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,260
Caught in the crossfire.

659
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,200
Such a pity.

660
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:31,720
It's only Kate's latest paranormal.

661
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,500
Where is it?

662
01:21:40,220 --> 01:21:41,980
Where is he, Philip?

663
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,220
My God, Philip, what have you done with
him?

664
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:48,140
Please tell me.

665
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,500
He made you feel good about yourself.

666
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:58,620
What did it make you feel, even? Stop
it!

667
01:22:25,390 --> 01:22:26,390
You got my invitation?

668
01:22:26,470 --> 01:22:28,690
Yeah. I figured it was you.

669
01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:30,970
So what are you trying to tell me?

670
01:22:33,130 --> 01:22:34,130
Screwing my wife?

671
01:22:48,890 --> 01:22:52,430
You didn't kill me like you did my
mother. She cheated on me. She didn't?

672
01:22:52,430 --> 01:22:53,610
What the fuck would you know?

673
01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:56,790
You were just a cat! Yeah, we shot the
cat and you lost me!

674
01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:47,720
And? And he hit me and left. I'm sorry,
Yvonne. Oh, no, it's okay. Don't worry

675
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:49,200
about it. It's for the better, anyway.

676
01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:53,300
You're facing the truth head on. I'm
proud of you, Yvonne. Yeah, you helped

677
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:55,560
me face the fact that my husband was a
big pig.

678
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:59,220
You really helped me out a lot, Dr.
Robinson. Thank you. Take care.

679
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:01,700
Next call.

680
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:04,760
Edge.

681
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:07,280
How are you?

682
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:11,300
Well, that woman I told you about, we
ran into some rough times.

683
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:16,720
That's really good news.

684
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:18,720
Yeah.

685
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:22,300
I was using her to get back at somebody,
and that was wrong.

686
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:26,140
I'm really sorry I did that.

687
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,040
Well, you've done a lot of thinking.

688
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,000
Yeah.

689
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:31,560
Yeah, I guess I have.

690
01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:34,600
I care about her.

691
01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,820
I really do.

692
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,000
You think she'll ever believe me?

693
01:24:39,980 --> 01:24:43,260
I think she's lucky to know someone who
has the courage you have.

694
01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:47,870
Someone who's honest about his feelings.

695
01:24:49,150 --> 01:24:52,250
I... I feel lucky, too.

696
01:24:53,310 --> 01:24:56,070
Look, I gotta go.

697
01:24:56,330 --> 01:24:57,330
Get well soon.

698
01:24:57,670 --> 01:24:59,290
And let us know how you're doing.

699
01:25:00,250 --> 01:25:01,250
Thanks.

700
01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:04,630
Yeah, thanks, I will.

701
01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:06,350
Thanks for listening.

702
01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:11,630
I'm Dr. Eve Robinson, and this has been
Sexual Response.

