1 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,896 ...in that special fraternity 2 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,566 of courageous men who risk life and limb to explore the stars, 3 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,110 of courageous men who risk life and limb to explore the stars, 4 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:55,114 and secure peace and freedom the world over. 5 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,201 We are a nation with a tradition of heroism. 6 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,079 Hey, does anybody know where the head is around here? 7 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,665 ....who are with us here tonight... 8 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,333 ...fill that need. 9 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,754 Through their strength of character, their fortitude, 10 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,424 They have proven themselves to be worthy of the appellation... 11 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,510 They have proven themselves to be worthy of the appellation... 12 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:17,928 ...hero. 13 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,764 Tonight we are paying tribute 14 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,933 to a breed of men-- 15 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,898 Where is a guy supposed to take a leak around here? 16 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,118 Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall 17 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,121 of all-American hero types here tonight. 18 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,834 I see space walkers and moon walkers 19 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,420 and earth orbiters galore. 20 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:56,466 And over here we have the current cream of the crop. 21 00:02:56,634 --> 00:03:00,137 America's best and brightest. 22 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,140 That's a good one, eh, boys? 23 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,810 The most excitement I ever had, was the time I landed a crippled F-14 24 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,895 The most excitement I ever had, was the time I landed a crippled F-14 25 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,396 with a stubborn nose gear on the deck 26 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,441 of a rolling flattop in zero visibility. 27 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,112 But you boys... 28 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,325 ...you get to test out these babies. 29 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,828 I envy you. 30 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:30,334 Gentlemen... I salute you. 31 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,086 Shit, I spilled my drink. 32 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,801 Hey, hey, hey, easy fellows. 33 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,764 Battle conditions, boys? 34 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,727 Why don't you get yourself a new act, Pendleton, you're a disgrace. 35 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,939 Give that cripple tomcat story a rest because we've all heard it. 36 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:55,943 Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty. Really, you're right. 37 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,945 But at least when my moment of truth came 38 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,989 I didn't take a dump down the leg of my flight suit. 39 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,991 You, son of a-- 40 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,830 Well, come on, boys! 41 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,750 Isn't this what you always wanted? A piece of Tuck Pendleton? 42 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,129 Shouldn't the, um... 43 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,423 Shouldn't the project be de-classified? 44 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,217 You know I can't tell you that. 45 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,264 Could you just excuse me? I'm sorry. 46 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,016 All right, that's enough! That's enough! 47 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:37,234 Hello, Pete. Where's your uniform? Where's your uniform? 48 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,736 Where yours should've been a long time ago. 49 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,405 Hanging in the closet. 50 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,491 Don't worry, Pete. The wait is almost over. 51 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,293 Take him home with you. 52 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,394 I'm going to try and hit the couch... okay? 53 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,729 No wait, wait. 54 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,064 Oh! 55 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,401 All you had to do was ask, honey. 56 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,788 Charming. You want a drink? 57 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:41,340 -What is all this? -Something new I'm involved in. 58 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,468 -Rabbits? -Yeah, wabbits. 59 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,970 You resigned your commission to study rabbits? 60 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,931 Shit. 61 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:56,980 - Now take it easy. - That's good advice. 62 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:01,818 You better get some ice on that. 63 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,237 -Where are you going? -I'm leaving. 64 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:06,281 You're in no shape to drive, Lydia. 65 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,451 Oh, I am in no shape to drive? That's really good, Tuck. 66 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,994 You leave me no choice. 67 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,003 -Not fair. -What is? 68 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:24,674 -♪ Straight to your lover's heart ♪ -Don't. 69 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,051 ♪ For me ♪ 70 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,677 Oh, come on. 71 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:51,118 Hey, I said to the man on the phone, "Don't honk." 72 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:54,121 Lady, all I got was an address, not a book of instructions. 73 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,497 Lydia! 74 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,708 -What is going on here? -You got any bags? 75 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:01,253 No. You know what's going on here. You read the note. 76 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,964 -Yeah, I read the note. -Good, nice clean break. 77 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,215 Leave everything behind. 78 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,426 -I don't live here. -One-nighter? 79 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,053 -Shut up, get back in your cab! -Shut up, just shut up! 80 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,596 Yeah, I read the note. 81 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,516 Just standard farewell address. I know it by heart. 82 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,437 -Excuse me. -Lydia. 83 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,940 Look, don't leave. You know you love me. 84 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:27,112 Look, I know you're crazy about me. 85 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,364 I mean... in a week or two, 86 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,658 I'm gonna call you or you're gonna call me, 87 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,995 -we're gonna be back together again -No, we won't! 88 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,249 I don't get it. I get a little drunk... 89 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,335 ...I make an ass out of myself. 90 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,215 -What's the big deal? -Things are different now, Tuck. 91 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,676 It just hurts me too much to be with you. 92 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,887 Lydia! 93 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,892 Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab when I kicked door. 94 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,435 Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab when I kicked door. 95 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,770 I think it's broken. 96 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,856 Well, better your toe than your heart. 97 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,734 -Can we go now, please? -Lydia! 98 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,944 Lydia! 99 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:10,989 Lydia! 100 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,123 I sure hope you didn't leave your purse back there. 101 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:39,351 Okay, Jack. Let's review. 102 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,270 We've got nausea, we've got shortness of breath, 103 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,940 we've got dizziness we've got headaches. 104 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,275 Big, pounding headaches. 105 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,528 Big... poun... 106 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,488 Huh. What's going on up here? 107 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,448 Where did you get that rash? 108 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,075 -Hairspray. -Hairspray? 109 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:58,286 It also makes me sneeze like crazy. 110 00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,746 So, what do you think? 111 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,957 I think you're allergic to hairspray. 112 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,459 Isn't this great, Jack? 113 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,045 I think we're making real progress today. 114 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,340 Okay... Uh-huh. 115 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,552 The nightmares still keeping you awake at night? 116 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,512 Mm-hm. And now I have a new one. 117 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,139 Put your head back. Tell me about it. 118 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:22,143 Well, I'm at the market, working one of the registers. 119 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:26,731 And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible, 120 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,568 obnoxious woman with bright orange hair. 121 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,152 Anyway... 122 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:36,283 I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner 123 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,368 and I don't notice it, but the computer 124 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,996 starts to ring up all the wrong prices. 125 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,666 So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over... 126 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,959 So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over... 127 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:51,590 ...and it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000. 128 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,966 -That much? -Yes. 129 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:57,053 So the woman with the orange hair says to me, real calm... 130 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,180 ...she says to me: 131 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,183 "I don't carry that kind of cash around on me, sweetie." 132 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,893 -Want to open wide, there? -Yeah. 133 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,025 And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says, 134 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,861 "Will you take this instead?" 135 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,904 And she reaches into her purse, 136 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:18,575 and she pulls out this little pearl-handled pistol. 137 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,118 And she pulls back on the trigger, 138 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,787 and it's at that moment that I wake up screaming. 139 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:26,207 -Oh! 140 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,711 Take it easy, Jack. It's all right. The nurse will get it. 141 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,589 Just sit down. Sit down. 142 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,633 I'm sorry, Jack. I didn't mean to push you. 143 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:40,764 Jack, please, sit down and relax. Catch your breath. 144 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,974 Come on. 145 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,934 -Jack... 146 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:48,229 ...you know that I'm more than your doctor. I'm your friend. 147 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,523 You're one of my favorite patients. 148 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,692 Let's face it, your regular office visits 149 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,820 are the cornerstone of my entire medical practice. 150 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,159 But the problem is, medicine is not what you need, Jack. 151 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,787 What you need is rest and relaxation. 152 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,665 I think you need a total change of scene. 153 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,459 May be a nice vacation. How does that sound? 154 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:11,753 It sounds good. 155 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,505 Well then, take one. 156 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,092 And find a place that's peaceful and quiet. 157 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,762 Because the most important thing for you right now is no excitement. 158 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,263 Because the most important thing for you right now is no excitement. 159 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,807 Got it? 160 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,353 -I know it's hard to believe-- -Hard? Try impossible. 161 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,689 That's why I want you there to see for yourself. 162 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,650 Then, if you're interested, the project's yours. 163 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,194 Look, first amaze me, then we'll talk funding. 164 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,323 Damn this traffic. We're gonna be late. 165 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,535 Just out of curiosity, who's your guy? Your pilot? 166 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,746 You might know him. Pendleton. Tuck Pendleton. 167 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,208 Why did you choose Pendleton? 168 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,128 -He had the right qualifications. -Such as? 169 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,589 He's the only one we could find who was crazy enough to do it. 170 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,135 Let me tell you something about Tuck Pendleton. 171 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,972 He could have been one of the best. But he hates authority, 172 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,850 he can't take orders and he likes to make up his own rules. 173 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,979 Ah, don't look so depressed. 174 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,064 The experiment is bound to fail long before 175 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,275 Pendleton has a chance to screw it up. 176 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,821 How does that feel? It feels good. Then do it again. 177 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,989 How does that feel? It feels good. Then do it again. 178 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:27,537 The Tuck Pendleton machine, zero defects. 179 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,081 You're not getting nervous, are you? 180 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,584 Not yet. 181 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,336 Look, Lieutenant, let's review this neuromuscular 182 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,172 facial response experiment one more time. 183 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,674 Let's not, huh? All right? 184 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,511 -What do you mean, let's not--? -Ozzie, who's nervous now? 185 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,681 I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework. 186 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,184 I can do this little job blindfolded and backwards, 187 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,685 so everybody just calm down. 188 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,543 Initiate hydroponics check. 189 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,671 Initiating. 190 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,221 -Good luck, Lieutenant. -Thank you. 191 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,350 Zero-nine-five. All personnel to the station, please. 192 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,901 Just one more thing, Lieutenant. 193 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,111 I just want to make sure we've got everything down. 194 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:45,615 It's not gonna be simple but there shouldn't be any surprises or.... 195 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,326 Good luck, Lieutenant. 196 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,602 Be careful of this 3808 unit. 197 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,648 I spilled coffee on it last week. It's not quite as reliable as it was. 198 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,109 Um... still rolling? Great! 199 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,153 Uh... we are using an experimental 200 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:28,449 submersible pod, modified with a performance enhanced 201 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,494 helium neon laser scalpel of our own proprietary design. 202 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,955 This was a 50 milliwatt unit originally, 203 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,957 which has been increased to 600 milliwatts... 204 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,168 Just pay attention to your business there. 205 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:43,256 ....600 milliwatts, which in terms of spatial-equivalency 206 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,425 would be a 60 kilowatt unit. 207 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,887 This is done because we have such high efficiency.... 208 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,526 ...coupled with what would be a common home carpet-sweeper. 209 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,613 Would you bring up the biomed on the specimen, please. 210 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,700 Oxygen percentage, check. Air tanks fully charged. 211 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,246 Doppler phase translocator activated. 212 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,959 State of the art. 213 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:24,213 All personnel, we are now at priority level one. 214 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,965 Secure all stations. 215 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,142 Environmental control systems, check. 216 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,940 Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check. 217 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,243 Laser subsystem analysis, check. 218 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,622 Pod lockdown and rotation complete. 219 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,416 Begin phase two alignment. 220 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,507 Prepare for shield closure. 221 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,485 -Lieutenant, do you read me? -Rock and roll. 222 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,154 Okay, stand by. I need final confirmation from Biomed. 223 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,781 Biomed complete. 224 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,492 -And optoelectrical station three. -Three check. 225 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,285 -Station two. -Two check. 226 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,454 -And the MRD. -entry point plotted. 227 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,456 Okay, TC, do you confirm we're clear to proceed? 228 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,458 Dr. Niles isn't here yet. 229 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,545 Well, that's his trouble. It's not mine. Nothing I can do. 230 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,797 Okay, prepare PEM number one. 231 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,551 Activate Photon echo Memory system. 232 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,430 Insert PEM number one. 233 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,266 Commencing PEM number one insertion. 234 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,739 Open the pre-feed to the hydroperc chamber. 235 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,455 Pull up the display on the photon densitometer. 236 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,751 Stand by, Lieutenant. 237 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,796 Insert PEM number two. 238 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,053 These should have been on my desk a week ago. 239 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,856 Do you have any other papers you haven't turned in? 240 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,536 Pod activated. 241 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,582 Microchip interlock complete. 242 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,377 Hold onto your breakfast, Lieutenant, This is it. 243 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,962 Activate centrifuge. 244 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,015 Minus 40. 245 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,728 Commencing molecular isolation and displacement. 246 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,067 Minus 30. 247 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,201 Minus 20. 248 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,627 Minus ten. 249 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,672 Nine, eight, seven, 250 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,175 six, five, four, three, 251 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,803 two, one. 252 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,555 Ignition. 253 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,459 Sequence completed. 254 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,866 -Can I help you, fellows? -Phone repair. 255 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701 Phone repair. 256 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,622 Do you know anything about phones being fixed today? 257 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,001 Sorry, I don't-- 258 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,343 All technicians report to the substation monitors. 259 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,244 Prepare to interface with host organism. 260 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,212 Synchronize life support system. 261 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,257 Stand by, Lieutenant, we'll have you inside Bugs in just a moment. 262 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,175 Guys, I need help with this rodent. 263 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,338 Look at this thing. 264 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,806 Primitive. Definitely primitive. 265 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,001 -Margaret? -Ozzie. 266 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,756 I see you've backed yourself into a corner once again. 267 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,936 Mr. Igoe...stop him. 268 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,105 We need that syringe. 269 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,211 Ozzie. 270 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,755 Ozzie, what's the hell's going on out there? 271 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,187 Ozzie, am I being punished? 272 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,241 Mr. Putter? Mr. Putter. 273 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,578 Well, I certainly envy you. 274 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,331 Fun, excitement, relaxation. 275 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,875 No excitement. Doctor's orders. 276 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:06,712 How about maybe a little shipboard romance? 277 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,757 Well, as long as it isn't too exciting. 278 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,735 Hey! 279 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,867 -Get some help. -Somebody call security. 280 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,474 Did you see that? 281 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,245 Automatic pilot now functioning. 282 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,290 Please give command code for environmental adjust. 283 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,445 -Sorry, I'm sorry. -Jack, you're late. 284 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,656 That's not good. You know it's coupon day. 285 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,908 Sorry Mr. Wormwood, but you won't believe what happened. 286 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,828 I don't want to hear about it. Tell me later. 287 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,789 Just punch in and get to work at register five. 288 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,876 -Yes. -Smell this. Go on, smell it. 289 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,854 What the hell are these things? Fat cells? 290 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,944 What the hell is going on out there? 291 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,281 Mission control command, Do you read me? 292 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,494 I think I blacked out. Am I inside Bugs or what? 293 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,375 Thanks, Craig. 294 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,544 -You're late. -I know. 295 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,464 -How do I look? -Like shit. 296 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:20,924 -I'm still shaking. -What happened? 297 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:23,635 Had the most frightening experience of my life. 298 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,722 Talk about frightening experiences. Have you ever tried slam dancing? 299 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,390 Never mind. 300 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,726 -So that's where you were. -Huh? 301 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,103 I hate to shock you, but we had a date last night. 302 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,063 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 303 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:37,608 Forgot? How could you forget? 304 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,360 Jack, look, I've already told you. 305 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:44,072 If you want to be part of my life, you can't be hassling me about stuff. 306 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,075 Wendy, I'm not a part of your life. 307 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,959 Well? 308 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:02,674 -I'm in a hurry. -Yes, you are. 309 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,968 Just add it up, will you? 310 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,138 Ozzie, if you can hear me, 311 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,599 I'm gonna try to restore contact from your end 312 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,477 by activating one of the electromagnetic booster cells. 313 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,853 Stand by. 314 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:30,369 Gee, that's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it? 315 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:31,870 Ozzie! 316 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,917 Oh, no. 317 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,294 A hundred and twenty-eight thousand dollars? 318 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,089 Is that with or without the coupons? 319 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,929 What have you done, Jack? What have you done? 320 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,889 -It's a dream. -What? 321 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,099 It's a dream. 322 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,268 God, Jack, way to screw up! 323 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:58,856 Listen, sweetie, I don't carry that kind of cash around with me. 324 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,240 No. Oh, no. 325 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:13,579 -Oh, no. -Get a hold of yourself, Jack. 326 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,122 -I need some aspirin. -What? 327 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,374 Please I'm begging you for some aspirin! 328 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,710 -Get your hands off my jacket! -Here! 329 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,840 Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now! 330 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:27,175 At $800 a bottle, who would want to? 331 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,804 Jack. Jack you're becoming unglued. 332 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,223 You're coming apart at the seams. 333 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:37,185 Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out. 334 00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:38,645 All right, let me handle this. 335 00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,357 Jack. 336 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,945 What the hell's that? Ozzie? 337 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,199 Ozzie, I can't hear you. I hope to hell you can hear me. 338 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,620 I'm gonna proceed with the mission as planned. 339 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,455 I'm gonna go to auto pilot. 340 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,586 Phase one: Optic Nerve Interface. 341 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,838 Come on, baby, show me the way. 342 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,177 "Please wait. Environmental adjust required." 343 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,721 What the hell's going-- Doesn't anything work? 344 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,306 Pathway to optic nerve is as follows 345 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,975 Superior gluteal vein to iliac vein, 346 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,102 to inferior vena cava past right atrium, 347 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:23,023 to superior vena cava to jugular vein to optic chiasma. 348 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,691 Let's drive. 349 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,664 Entering bloodstream. 350 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,213 Jack... you've always been like a son to me. 351 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:49,007 Well, a nephew, anyway. 352 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:54,096 You've got a great future in retail food marketing. 353 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:59,893 I'd hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us. 354 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,561 I'd hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us. 355 00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,659 -Oh, coffee. Great, thank you. -I got it down the hall. 356 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,121 -Smoking. -Hmm? Mm. 357 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,882 Deploying optic remote. 358 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:33,343 Optic sensor armed and ready. 359 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,178 Switch to manual trajectory control. 360 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:45,313 Firing optic sensor. 361 00:33:56,784 --> 00:34:00,245 What's wrong, Jack? Let me see. 362 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,789 Let me see. 363 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,751 Come on, where the hell's the picture? Come on! 364 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,962 All right, Oz! 365 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,966 That's not Oz. Who the hell is that? 366 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,926 Where's the lab technicians? 367 00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:17,054 Where's the lab? 368 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,848 It was just so strange. It was like... 369 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,017 ...someone had suddenly shoved 370 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,394 a white-hot sewing needle through the pupil of my eye. 371 00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:26,188 Oh, God! 372 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:30,358 You stand up now, Jack. 373 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,989 Did Bugs just stand up? What's going on here? 374 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,699 This can't be. 375 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:42,704 I'm in a man! 376 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,123 I'm in a strange man! 377 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,959 I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man 378 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:51,088 surrounded by strangers in a strange room! 379 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,091 You go home and start your vacation today. 380 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,259 -This afternoon, Jack. -Thank you, sir. 381 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,553 And you come back to us a new man. 382 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:02,015 Do you mind if I use your phone? Maybe I should phone my doctor. 383 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:06,061 Go right ahead, Jack. What a good idea. 384 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,564 Ozzie, what have you done to me? 385 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,734 How the hell can I be inside a man? I studied up on rabbits. 386 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,861 I gotta talk to this guy. 387 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:16,822 Pathway to middle ear is as follows.... 388 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,872 Now, miniaturization is achieved 389 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,459 by pairing two 500 series Photon Echo Memory Chips, 390 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:32,629 or PEMs as we call them, a controller and a remote. 391 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,298 Only the Controller is needed for miniaturization. 392 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:38,593 But a combination of the two chips must be used to re-enlarge. 393 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,772 J. Putter, assistant manager. 394 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,525 Find him. 395 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,312 Approaching middle ear. 396 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:10,352 Hello? Hello, can you hear me? 397 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,864 Repeat. Repeat. Respond if you can hear me. 398 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,828 -Who, me? -It works. I can hear you! 399 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,376 Would you talk to me, please? 400 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,716 Who are you? What's your name? 401 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,891 What? 402 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,019 -Are you talking to me? -No. 403 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,398 I'm not out there. I'm in here. 404 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,360 -Did you hear that? -Hear what? 405 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,280 You didn't hear that then? 406 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,450 No, I'm sorry I didn't hear anything. 407 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,369 Are you feeling all right? 408 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:16,042 Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right? 409 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:18,044 Look, pal, we have to talk. 410 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:19,587 -No, we don't. -Don't what? 411 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,089 -Don't have to talk. -Yes, we do. 412 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,257 -We do? -Do what? 413 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:24,217 -Have to talk. -Not unless you want to. 414 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:28,096 I'm in here inside you! Inside your body! 415 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,891 Oh, God! 416 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:36,438 Somebody help me. I'm possessed! 417 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,773 Jack.... 418 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,818 Oh. 419 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,073 Good news, Jack. 420 00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:50,952 I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat. 421 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,621 But this little voice is talking to me. 422 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:54,998 See, that proves it. 423 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,584 Demons talk through you, not to you. 424 00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:02,255 Jack, what are you doing? 425 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:06,134 Well, I started to hyperventilate. This usually does the trick. 426 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,012 Let's see. 427 00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:13,099 -You're okay? You're not shaky? -Now I'm fine. 428 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,685 Thank God! A doctor! Somebody'll understand. 429 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,520 Tell your doctor that I'm in the tympanic-- 430 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,397 -I'm right inside your ear. -It's happening right now. 431 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:21,941 -I hear it now. -Okay, okay, take it easy, Jack. 432 00:39:22,109 --> 00:39:24,819 Just sit down and I'll check into it. 433 00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:27,655 Come on, what are you waiting for? Tell him! 434 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,367 What are you deaf? Tell him! 435 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,578 Just relax, Jack. Let's see what's going on in here. 436 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:37,040 I'm blind! Oh, God! 437 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,125 Now it's talking about God. 438 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:43,963 Jack... you seem to be experiencing some sort of theistic hysteria. 439 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,340 Jack... you seem to be experiencing some sort of theistic hysteria. 440 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,551 How do you treat that? 441 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,179 Well, the medieval remedy 442 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:54,474 was to flay the skin off your body with brands of fire. 443 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:58,186 I have no idea what the current thinking is. 444 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:09,364 It's just a little theistic hysteria, which is nothing. 445 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,600 I can see! 446 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,894 Oh, thank God! I can see! 447 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,563 -Jack. -It knows my name. 448 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,606 Jack. 449 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:46,443 -Jack, we have to talk. -No! 450 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,069 Jack, we have ourselves a little problem here. 451 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,739 I wonder what's on the television? TV is so much fun around now. 452 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,949 I wonder what's on the television? TV is so much fun around now. 453 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:56,619 -Jack! Pay attention! -Oh, good. This is a good one. 454 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,873 Jack, you can't watch TV. We have to talk. 455 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,208 Oh, no, I'm inside a guy who likes game shows. 456 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:04,002 Try a vowel. 457 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,753 All right, Jack, you leave me no other choice. 458 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,922 I'm gonna hit you with my electro-magnetic booster. 459 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:10,550 Ohh... 460 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,969 Okay, buddy boy, here we go. 461 00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:21,269 Fire! Fire! 462 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:26,232 Hey, Jack, you want to watch TV? Watch this. 463 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:30,945 -Primary coil overload. -Fire! Fire! 464 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,165 Oh, Jack.... 465 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,835 You see that I'm real. You do believe me now, don't you? 466 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,295 Huh? 467 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,881 I... I don't know what to believe. 468 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,469 Believe it, Jack. Believe it because it's true. 469 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,014 Now, I want you to listen to me and I want you to listen good. 470 00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,516 -All right? -Yes. 471 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,977 Because we're in this together and we got to help each other out. 472 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,439 You don't work at the lab, do you? 473 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:09,108 Lab? No, I work at Safeway. 474 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:12,820 And you don't know anything about the experiment? 475 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,447 What experiment? 476 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,533 Oh, God! 477 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,786 -The miniaturization experiment. -No. 478 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:25,500 Jack... my name is Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton. 479 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,502 I've been miniaturized. 480 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:31,047 I was supposed to be injected into the body of a laboratory rabbit, 481 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,551 and somehow I got inside you instead. 482 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,177 What do you mean, "somehow"? How? 483 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:39,847 All I know is I was inside a syringe and now I'm inside you. 484 00:42:39,848 --> 00:42:41,641 All I know is I was inside a syringe and now I'm inside you. 485 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,476 Syringe... 486 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,197 -Are you Jack Potter? -Putter. 487 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:59,576 -Putter. This yours? -Uh, yes. 488 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:01,578 -I'm from Cook Travel Agency. -Oh. 489 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:03,413 -Wanna sign on number 12. -Okay. 490 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,790 I think these are probably cruise tickets, if I'm not mistaken. 491 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,375 -Yeah. -Yeah. 492 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,419 -Thank you very much. -You're welcome. 493 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,212 Can I use your phone? 494 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,548 Uh... sure, go ahead. 495 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:21,055 Thanks, appreciate it. 496 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,682 Shot your TV out, huh man? 497 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,559 Just like Elvis. 498 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,770 You know, you're a lucky guy, going on a cruise. 499 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,400 -Taking your roommate? -I don't have a roommate. 500 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,902 I thought I heard you talking to someone. 501 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,447 Don't trust him. He's not a messenger. 502 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,741 - Yeah, I made the drop. - How do you know? 503 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:43,077 Gut reaction. Get out. Get out right now! 504 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,623 Piece of cake. Where you going, man? 505 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,875 - Uh... - Grab it! Grab it! 506 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,923 Jack, your pulse rate, I'm going too fast! 507 00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:08,353 Jack! Bring your knee up right now, kick him where it counts! 508 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,065 Now hit him! Run! 509 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,664 Tuck, what's going on? 510 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:37,256 Jack, you did real good. Try and calm down. 511 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:38,925 I've got a little problem here. 512 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,678 I'm gonna go off radio contact for a minute. 513 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,012 Shit! 514 00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,692 Approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter. 515 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,361 -Do not enter heart. -Back, baby. Back, baby. 516 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,992 Turbo thrusters at maximum. 517 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,834 Warning. Cardiovascular threshold exceeded. 518 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:28,015 Cardiac arrest imminent. Take evasive action. 519 00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:38,985 Just a little further! 520 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,366 This won't hurt a bit, Jack. 521 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:52,707 Up! Up! Up! That's it! Let's go! 522 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,762 That's one hell of a pump you got there, Jack. 523 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:09,640 -Where have you been? -Never mind. Let's get to the lab. 524 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,519 You mean to tell me that he can actually talk to you? 525 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,646 Yes. And I can talk to him. 526 00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:18,733 And also, he's able to see everything that I see. 527 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,651 He's patched into the optic nerve and the eardrum. 528 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,111 That was part of the experiment. 529 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,489 To see if a miniaturized human could make 530 00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,158 audio and visual contact with its host organism. 531 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:31,078 -Doc, this is a guy, not a bunny. -But the computer doesn't know that. 532 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,791 It simply reads the environment and makes the proper adjustments. 533 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:38,002 -Can you see me Lieutenant Pendleton? -Yeah, I can see you. 534 00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:39,504 Yes, he can. 535 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:43,883 Good work! Job well done! 536 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:48,137 Good work! I can't believe this! Find out what went wrong. 537 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:51,557 Excuse me, Lieutenant Pendleton is wondering what went wrong. 538 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,518 -Well... -I'll tell you what went wrong. 539 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:56,062 You threw in with a bunch of eggheads who don't know squat about security. 540 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,397 -That's what went wrong. -Thanks for the hot tip. 541 00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:00,733 But don't worry, Tuck, old' buddy. 542 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,903 We're going to do everything possible to get you out of this... civilian. 543 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:06,322 You better, you two-faced son of a bitch. 544 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,660 -Tuck says, "Thank you." -Yeah. 545 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,161 Excuse us a minute. 546 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:15,289 -Let me talk to you outside. -Yeah. Uh... 547 00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:17,834 Stay here. Both of you. 548 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,003 - Oh... That's good. 549 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,506 Well, you're home free now. 550 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,758 Oh, yeah? I never trusted Pete Blanchard. 551 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,718 Can you see where they went? 552 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,390 -Uh... Yes, hold on, yes. -Yeah. 553 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,725 All right, look directly at them. Don't turn your head. 554 00:47:34,893 --> 00:47:37,186 I think I can beef up the reception a little bit. 555 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,897 I've been trying to-- Ahh! 556 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,816 ...explain to you exactly what's going on. 557 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:43,192 Explain it to me then. 558 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,820 We're not the only ones working towards miniaturization. 559 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,738 Don't you think I know that, Niles? 560 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:50,491 - Hey, I can hear them. - I know. Shut up and listen. 561 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,826 Sorry. 562 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,204 But we are the first to perfect the tricky re-enlargement process... 563 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:58,624 ...by using two chips. One of the chips is in the pod. 564 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,126 And the other has been stolen. 565 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,878 Now, what do we do to we save Pendleton? 566 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,463 -Recover the stolen chip. -Don't you have duplicates? 567 00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:06,132 No! They're prototypes! 568 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,009 That's thinking ahead, Niles. 569 00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:09,635 We can make duplicates, of course. 570 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:12,847 -But not by nine tomorrow morning. -What happens at nine o' clock? 571 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:16,726 By nine o' clock, his air supply runs out. 572 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,978 That is no problem. 573 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,647 All he's gotta do is take the pod to the guy's lungs, 574 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,274 open the hatch and breathe in all the air he needs. 575 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:24,984 He can't open the hatch! 576 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:26,944 The sudden change in the cabin pressure 577 00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:28,988 would cause the pod to explode like a balloon. 578 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,032 That's right, Einstein. 579 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,910 -Then we don't have to do anything. -What do you mean? 580 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:36,996 The stolen chip is useless without the one inside the pod, 581 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,539 and we've got that one. 582 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:40,541 You build your duplicates. 583 00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:44,003 It doesn't matter how long it takes. Then we'll be back in business. 584 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:47,673 -And what about Pendleton? -We can't save him. That's too bad. 585 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:49,592 Thanks, Pete. 586 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,802 Maybe we can use him. 587 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:55,097 Bring the perpetrators out into the open. 588 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,224 -Find it? -Yeah. 589 00:48:57,392 --> 00:49:00,102 Put it on. Keys are in the pocket. Car's out back. 590 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:01,520 -You see that door? -Yeah. 591 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,980 Use it. 592 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:06,400 What're you waiting on? 593 00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,653 Don't rush me, okay? Just... 594 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,196 be quiet and let me think this through. 595 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,949 Jack, excuse me, but I want you to factor this into your thinking: 596 00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:15,618 you heard the guy, my air supply is running out. 597 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,578 If you don't help me, 598 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,498 you're gonna wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod 599 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,083 floating around your insides 600 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,419 with this teeny, tiny human skeleton at the helm. 601 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,756 Not a pretty thought. 602 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,133 All right. 603 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:34,595 -But you have to do something for me. -Anything. Let's just go. 604 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,809 The red Mustang convertible. You see it? It's over there. 605 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:45,523 Careful! This isn't a Honda. 606 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,566 There's 500 horses underneath this baby, okay? 607 00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:52,613 Use the clutch! It's a five-speed stick! 608 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,201 Mr. Putter, we.... 609 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,625 Oh, that's great, doc! 610 00:50:07,462 --> 00:50:09,005 -No pain. -What? 611 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:12,425 That's the thing that I want from you. No pain. 612 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:16,262 I mean just... don't do anything weird in there, okay? 613 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,932 Don't... cause an embolism or an aneurysm or... 614 00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:21,851 Don't... cause an embolism or an aneurysm or... 615 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:25,855 ...accidentally sever my spinal cord and just kinda go, "Oh, sorry." 616 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,398 Do you know what I mean? 617 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:30,192 - Okay, no pain. -Thank you. 618 00:50:37,325 --> 00:50:38,868 Home sweet home. 619 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,036 Is this where you live? 620 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:44,331 Yeah, ain't it great? I call it user friendly. 621 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,667 What's this thing? 622 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,503 That? That's just something else from Vector-Scope that doesn't work. 623 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:51,172 Never mind that. 624 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:54,258 I need a drink. How about you? 625 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:57,553 Drink? No... I don't drink. 626 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:01,223 You do now, because I can't have a drink unless you have a drink. 627 00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:02,558 -Get the picture? -Oh. 628 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,686 See that table in front of you with the motorcycle engine on top? 629 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,855 -Yeah. -Check the cylinder. 630 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:11,275 -Okay. -All right. 631 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,738 -Yeah? -Empty. 632 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,573 Oh. Oh, yeah, right. Uh... 633 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,034 Check the sink with the big fish in it. 634 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:23,746 -A bottle of Southern Comfort? -Yeah, it's here. 635 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:25,706 All right, here's what I want you to do. 636 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:28,542 I want you to take a big, old tug on that baby 637 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:30,544 and I'll do the rest, all right? 638 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:35,132 And we're gonna drink this one to Ozzie. 639 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:38,803 A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours. 640 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:39,887 A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours. 641 00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:43,265 To Ozzie. 642 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,857 Come on, lucky flask. 643 00:52:01,868 --> 00:52:04,662 Oh! Klahoma! Taya! 644 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,543 Great, Jack. 645 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,296 When things are at their darkest, pal, 646 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:17,508 it's a brave man who can kick back and party. 647 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:21,470 Jack, let the good times roll. 648 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,247 Whoo! 649 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,459 I didn't know dancing could be so much fun. 650 00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,961 You ought to try it with a girl sometime. 651 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:40,007 You mean someone like this? 652 00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:43,093 Yeah. 653 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,888 Somebody like that. 654 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,431 You know what's weird? 655 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:51,644 You are seeing parts of my body... 656 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,230 ...that I will never get to see. 657 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,815 Believe me, you're not missing all that much. 658 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,693 The gastric mucosa. 659 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:05,074 Intestinal villi. Pulmonary alveoli. 660 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,242 Intestinal villi. Pulmonary alveoli. 661 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,870 Faraway places with... 662 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,749 ...strange-sounding names. 663 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,168 Hey, Jack. Jack! 664 00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,754 Go to the mirror in the bedroom, will you? 665 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,091 -Why? -I just realized I don't know 666 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:24,718 what the hell you look like from the outside. 667 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:28,222 Sure. 668 00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,893 --Are you drunk? 669 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:36,272 No, I just got up too fast, so I was a little dizzy. 670 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,607 Yeah, yeah, right. 671 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,609 -Is that you? -Yeah, that's me. 672 00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,903 -Look at you. -Yeah, look at me. 673 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,072 Go to the mirror. Come on. 674 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,743 -How's this? -A little too close, Jack. 675 00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:52,579 Too close? What's this? Is this good? 676 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:56,542 You know what? we're going to need a lot more help. 677 00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:01,797 -Can you drive? Is your head clear? -Yes, yes. 678 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,757 Slap yourself in the face. 679 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,136 -What? -Your face. Slap it. 680 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,307 Harder! 681 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:13,809 Again! 682 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,187 -Sober yet? -One more time. 683 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:23,068 -Okay! How does it feel? -It feels good. 684 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:26,113 The Jack Putter machine, zero defects. 685 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,911 God help us. 686 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,914 "Espionage in Silicon Valley." 687 00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:38,917 "The Buying and Selling of Advanced Technology." 688 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:42,004 It sounded like Sunday supplement stuff to me then. 689 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,256 And that's how it sounds to me now. 690 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,509 Lydia... will you look at me when I'm talking to you? 691 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:51,513 When people get murdered, that's when we'll put it in Metro. 692 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:53,599 Harry, people are getting murdered. 693 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,434 Huh? 694 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,061 A scientist named Ozzie Wexler 695 00:55:57,228 --> 00:55:58,979 was gunned down this morning in a shopping mall. 696 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:01,482 -Nobody saw who did it. -What do you know about him? 697 00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,858 So far more than the police. 698 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,611 He worked for a lab called Vector-Scope located near the mall. 699 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:07,696 Something gets stolen maybe? 700 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:10,491 I don't know. Vector-Scope is locked up tighter than a drum, why? 701 00:56:10,658 --> 00:56:12,159 The Cowboy. 702 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:13,786 -The Cowboy? -Who's the Cowboy? 703 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,454 -Is he here now? -On his way. 704 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,247 -Talk to me. -TWA flight 607, 705 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:20,000 arriving San Francisco International 4 o'clock this afternoon. 706 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:22,169 Will you talk to me? What am I, chopped liver around here? 707 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:23,670 Who's the Cowboy? 708 00:56:45,735 --> 00:56:49,071 I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar. 709 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,042 Mmm! 710 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:05,712 There is nothing like a good cigar, eh, partner? 711 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,005 There is nothing like a good cigar, eh, partner? 712 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:27,526 -Hey! There she is! -Where? 713 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,070 Behind you, I saw her out of the corner of your eye. 714 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,906 Honk the horn! Honk the horn! 715 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:39,204 -Pull over! -I am. 716 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:40,581 Hey! 717 00:57:40,748 --> 00:57:43,083 -You see her? -Yeah. 718 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,502 -What do you think you're doing? -Uh... 719 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,755 This is Tuck Pendleton's car, does he know you have this car? 720 00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:51,717 No! He'd sooner trust somebody with his life than with this car. 721 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:53,552 All right, here we go. 722 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:57,681 You're wearing Tuck's jacket. Why are you wearing--? 723 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,767 -Lydia, shut up and listen. -Lydia, shut up and listen. 724 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,854 Boy, you said that good. 725 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,318 Look, uh... Tuck's in trouble. He needs your help. 726 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:15,824 Tuck's being held for ransom? 727 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,494 In a manner of speaking, yes. 728 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,915 We need a certain microchip to get him back. 729 00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:26,001 Unfortunately it was taken from Vector-Scope labs this morning. 730 00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:29,463 So there was a break-in! How did Tuck-- 731 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:35,427 -How did you get involved in this? -Me? Uh... It's a long story. 732 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,638 Good. I'm a reporter. I love long stories. 733 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:43,268 Don't let her take control over the conversation. 734 00:58:43,436 --> 00:58:47,940 Be aggressive. Dominate her. Don't be a wuss-puss. Be me. 735 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,818 Um... 736 00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:56,323 Look, Lydia, you're just gonna have to trust me, okay? 737 00:58:56,491 --> 00:58:57,991 There's not a lot of time for explanations. 738 00:58:58,159 --> 00:58:59,868 We only have until nine o'clock tomorrow morning. 739 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:02,162 -That's good. -Nine o'clock tomorrow morning? 740 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,081 Can't we negotiate for more time? 741 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,291 -No, no. No, we-- -Then where is he? 742 00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:09,002 - Where are they keeping him? - Where? 743 00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:10,295 Yeah. 744 00:59:10,463 --> 00:59:13,549 Close by. You know, in the area. 745 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,885 In the immediate area, vicinity. 746 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,845 -It's difficult to know-- -Who has him? 747 00:59:19,013 --> 00:59:21,348 Uh... 748 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,394 Would you excuse me for one second? I'll be right back. 749 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,316 I blew it. I can't handle her. 750 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:34,361 No. You didn't do so bad. She's a tough cookie. 751 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,196 Yeah, well. she's a beautiful tough cookie. 752 00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:38,073 You're a lucky guy. 753 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:41,201 -What's that supposed to mean? -Nothing. I just hate this. 754 00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:44,288 Why can't we tell her the truth? She might even believe us. 755 00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:47,916 No, besides it's humiliating being this small. 756 00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:49,835 What's so bad about being small? 757 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,212 You don't have to be small forever. 758 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:55,257 Play with it, pal, but don't talk to it. 759 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:56,758 Who was that? 760 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,177 Never mind. 761 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:04,224 -Tuck! -Yeah? 762 01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:05,475 Just checking. 763 01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:17,487 Hold it. 764 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:22,075 This is a Taser gun, deploying a charge of 20,000 volts. 765 01:00:22,076 --> 01:00:23,994 This is a Taser gun, deploying a charge of 20,000 volts. 766 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:28,373 It will immobilize you for 15 minutes and in all probability 767 01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:32,461 will render you unconscious as well, so I would let go of that man! 768 01:00:34,088 --> 01:00:35,380 No! 769 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:38,133 Electrical system overload! 770 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,350 Somebody call the police! 771 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:49,436 Jack. 772 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:52,439 Jack, are you all right? We had a massive power surge. 773 01:01:25,973 --> 01:01:28,892 Jack, what is going on? Your heart rate's going way down. 774 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,769 Talk to me. 775 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,647 I'm... f-f-f... 776 01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:37,984 Jack! You had me worried. I thought I'd lost you there, kid. 777 01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:40,195 Where are we, some kind of a meat locker? 778 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,281 I'm... freezing. 779 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:44,783 You're freezing? 780 01:01:47,286 --> 01:01:50,122 Jack, what is that loud clicking sound? 781 01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:15,313 Mr. Scrimshaw? 782 01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:34,166 Jack, who are these people? Where are we? 783 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,959 Jack? 784 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,551 Dr. Canker, get in here! 785 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:52,517 This is a doctor? 786 01:02:58,149 --> 01:02:59,232 Well? 787 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:02,527 Mild hypothermia. 788 01:03:02,695 --> 01:03:03,695 We need him alive. 789 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:08,408 Oh, yes. He should be alive. 790 01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:10,076 Bring a blanket. 791 01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:11,912 Let me take care of him. 792 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,748 I know how to warm him up. 793 01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:20,587 Knock it off, Margaret. You're riding in the Subzero. 794 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,255 Very well. 795 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:31,097 -Aren't you riding in the limo? -No, go ahead. 796 01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:34,768 I'm staying back here with my friend, Jack. 797 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:36,269 I'm staying back here with my friend, Jack. 798 01:03:53,329 --> 01:03:55,413 Nuclear weapons, Jack. 799 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,335 They mean nothing. Everybody's got 'em. 800 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:04,172 Nobody has the balls to use them. Am I right? 801 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:08,635 "Space," you say. Space is a flop. 802 01:04:09,345 --> 01:04:10,512 Didn't you know that? 803 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,599 An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. 804 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:17,310 Ah, but... 805 01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:19,479 ...miniaturization, Jack! 806 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,481 That's the ticket. 807 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:25,026 That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. 808 01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:27,445 Who will have that edge, Jack? 809 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:31,324 What country will control miniaturization? 810 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:38,456 Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money. 811 01:04:38,624 --> 01:04:42,460 And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod 812 01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:44,963 out from inside of you! 813 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:50,969 This guy's definitely not operating on all eight cylinders, Jack. 814 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:59,227 You know Jack, sitting here, freezing as we are, 815 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:01,605 I'm reminded of the year that I spent working 816 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:04,107 in the great gold fields of Alaska. 817 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:08,153 Jack, glance around slowly so I can get a lay of the land. 818 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,572 -I was a young man then... -Come on. 819 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:13,366 ...much younger than yourself. But twice as big. 820 01:05:13,534 --> 01:05:15,702 Hold it, wait. Go back to the doors. 821 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:18,038 - Yeah. -Those were memorable times. 822 01:05:18,205 --> 01:05:22,626 Okay, Jack. This is it. The doors are unlocked. 823 01:05:22,793 --> 01:05:25,045 -I learned the ways of the Eskimo... -This is your moment, Jack. 824 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:27,047 It all comes down to this. 825 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:30,050 You're not the same man you were this morning, are you Jack? 826 01:05:30,217 --> 01:05:33,845 You're better, you're stronger. You're a man in control of destiny! 827 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:35,555 Psych yourself up, Jack! 828 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,599 See yourself opening the doors, Jack! 829 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,809 See yourself jumping from the truck, Jack! 830 01:05:39,977 --> 01:05:42,145 You're not going to bag groceries all your life, are you, Jack? 831 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,899 Are ya? See yourself being a hero! Psych yourself up! 832 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,234 Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! Nam-myoho-renge-kyo 833 01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:50,737 Nam-myoho-renge-kyo! Can you do it, Jack? 834 01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:53,156 Can you see it, Jack? Can you see it?! 835 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,449 -Yes! -Mm? 836 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,160 -I can see it! -No, not yet! 837 01:05:57,328 --> 01:06:00,080 Wait until it stops! 838 01:06:00,247 --> 01:06:02,207 Come back here, you fool! 839 01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:06,753 Whoa, Jack! 840 01:06:10,591 --> 01:06:12,425 Jack, do you see that truck? 841 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,057 Come in here, you Safeway clerk! 842 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:27,565 You're scaring me, Jack. 843 01:06:30,444 --> 01:06:31,903 Igoe! 844 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:34,739 Igoe! 845 01:06:42,289 --> 01:06:44,666 Putter, don't be a puss, get in here! 846 01:06:49,588 --> 01:06:51,881 That's my car! It's Lydia! 847 01:06:52,049 --> 01:06:54,009 We're gonna jump on the car, Jack. 848 01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:58,179 Come on, buddy! Come on, buddy. Come on! Come on! 849 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,932 Wait! Whoa! 850 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,560 Igoe! Stop the truck! 851 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:08,314 Get closer! 852 01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:11,276 Jack! 853 01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:12,569 -Jack! -What? 854 01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:14,654 What do you think you're doing? 855 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:17,032 -What do you think I'm doing? -Get in the car! 856 01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:20,076 I'm trying to get in the car! 857 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,250 Get in this car, right now! 858 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:36,259 Jack, jump in the car! 859 01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,553 Jump in the car, Jack! 860 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,305 You can do it! 861 01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:48,897 Oh, God! 862 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,775 Jack, I love you! 863 01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:54,986 Way to go, Jack! 864 01:07:57,656 --> 01:07:59,240 What exactly are we doing here? 865 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,576 - We're waiting for someone. - Oh. 866 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,413 Who are we waiting for? 867 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:07,082 The Cowboy. 868 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:10,418 I've been tracking his movements for months. 869 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,922 He got to the airport an hour ago, and he always stays here. 870 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,216 I have a feeling he's gonna lead us to that chip we need. 871 01:08:16,383 --> 01:08:18,384 Hey, knock it off! 872 01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:20,762 Uh... why do you think that? 873 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,680 Because he's a fence. 874 01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:26,101 He deals in stolen Western technology almost exclusively, 875 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:29,145 which he then sells overseas to the highest bidder. 876 01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:32,816 Who do you think introduced Velcro to the Persian Gulf? 877 01:08:32,983 --> 01:08:35,443 -Really? -Mm-hm. 878 01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:40,365 There he is, perfect timing. 879 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,783 We're checking in. 880 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:44,244 Let me get the suitcase out of the trunk. 881 01:08:44,411 --> 01:08:46,621 It's much less suspicious if we have a suitcase. 882 01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:50,917 How did you know this was here? 883 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,253 Oh, Tuck always keeps a packed suitcase in the trunk, 884 01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:55,964 just in case he wakes up in a strange place. 885 01:08:57,424 --> 01:09:01,261 Oh, no. She knows about the suitcase. 886 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:02,971 Margaret. 887 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:07,392 The Cowboy is in town and we don't have the other chip. 888 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,062 I'm awfully busy right now, Victor. I'll have to call you back. 889 01:09:11,063 --> 01:09:12,480 I'm awfully busy right now, Victor. I'll have to call you back. 890 01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:14,899 Just get me that chip! 891 01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:40,967 ♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪ 892 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:42,760 ♪ From the Rio Grande. ♪ 893 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:46,431 ♪ But my leg's not bowed ♪ 894 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,433 ♪ And my face not tan ♪ 895 01:09:49,768 --> 01:09:53,479 ♪ I'm a cowboy who's never seen a cow ♪ 896 01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:56,274 ♪ Can't rope a steer 'cause I don't know how ♪ 897 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,694 ♪ And I'm not supposed to start learning how ♪ 898 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,030 ♪ Yippee-ay-yo, kay-yay ♪ 899 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,701 I tipped the desk clerk $100 for this room 900 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,786 so we could hear every move that he makes. 901 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:11,331 Now, when he leaves the hotel, we go, too. 902 01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:13,291 -What if he just stays in? -No, he won't. 903 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:14,918 He loves this club called the Inferno. 904 01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:16,920 The man does not sleep. 905 01:10:17,087 --> 01:10:19,714 That guy in the truck said his name was Scrimshaw, right? 906 01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,383 Hey, I told you to cut that out. What are you looking at? 907 01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:23,927 I thought you were a gentleman. 908 01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:25,929 Come on Tuck, what do you expect? 909 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:32,352 She has the cutest little overbite, don't you think? 910 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:37,357 It gives her mouth this adorable pouty expression that's so sweet. 911 01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:38,942 I know what she looks like. 912 01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:42,028 What exactly is the deal between you two, anyway? 913 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,656 Never mind, it's none of your business. 914 01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:47,367 Hey, Tuck, listen, I really could use a change of clothes. 915 01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:49,244 Mind if I just dip into your suitcase? 916 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:53,706 Dip all you like, nothing's going to fit you. 917 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:57,585 Legal counsel to reputed organized crime figures. 918 01:10:57,753 --> 01:11:01,047 Administrator of four teamster patient funds, 919 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,841 suspected of black market arms dealing, 920 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,970 yet somehow he always keeps his nose clean. 921 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,722 Jeez. Anything else, Duane? 922 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:13,393 Yeah, they say he has Jimmy Hoffa's watch in his desk as a souvenir. 923 01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:15,520 Yeah, they say he has Jimmy Hoffa's watch in his desk as a souvenir. 924 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,654 Oxygen reserve at 60 percent. 925 01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,531 Twenty-three hundred. 926 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:31,202 We be cool. 927 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,037 Jack, Scrimshaw is-- 928 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:37,292 How do I look? 929 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:41,587 What's the matter? 930 01:11:43,215 --> 01:11:45,008 Nothing. Um... 931 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:49,595 You just remind me of a time when Tuck wore this jacket. 932 01:11:49,596 --> 01:11:51,055 You just remind me of a time when Tuck wore this jacket. 933 01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:53,016 Oh, yeah. 934 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:57,061 It was the night we first met. 935 01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:59,897 You were doing that article about me, and... 936 01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:03,651 we had dinner and talked until three in the morning. 937 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:07,322 I got drunk, threw up and fell down a manhole walking you home. 938 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:08,531 I got drunk, threw up and fell down a manhole walking you home. 939 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:12,243 It looks like you're pretty hung up on the guy then, huh? 940 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:17,999 How well do you know Tuck? 941 01:12:19,251 --> 01:12:22,670 Well, we're very close, actually. 942 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:24,672 Did he, um... 943 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,258 ...talk about me? 944 01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:32,013 Uh... I find that Tuck tends to be 945 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,139 Uh... I find that Tuck tends to be 946 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:35,850 a little tight-lipped when it comes to women. 947 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,853 Oh, you knock it off! 948 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:42,732 But if I were Tuck, I'd talk about you all the time. 949 01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:46,152 Yeah. Right. 950 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,196 Oh, the Cowboy is leaving. 951 01:13:14,681 --> 01:13:17,183 Shouldn't I...? I think I need a-- 952 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,565 Jack? 953 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:30,363 Jack! It's Wendy! My God, Jack! 954 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:32,073 -Wendy! -Look at you! 955 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,534 -Well, look at you! -I'm going in before we lose him. 956 01:13:34,701 --> 01:13:36,327 -All right. -I'm with him! 957 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,037 She's with me. 958 01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:17,743 Hey, Cowboy! 959 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,728 Oh! 960 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:02,163 I can't believe it, Jack! 961 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:05,166 This is so exciting! Oh! 962 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,835 How long have you been leading this double life? 963 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,630 Oh, for a while now. 964 01:15:16,136 --> 01:15:18,846 Women... love me. 965 01:15:19,014 --> 01:15:20,723 But you know that. 966 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:25,770 But for serious, two things you want to know about me: 967 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,106 One: I make love with my boots on. 968 01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:31,484 And two.... 969 01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:38,616 I know I've been mean to you, Jack. 970 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:41,285 I can... Oh! ...just be such a shit sometimes. 971 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:44,080 Uh... It doesn't really matter. 972 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:47,416 It's because on account of my life sucking the way it does. 973 01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:50,002 I'm a complete mess, you know. 974 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:53,714 -You know? -Yeah. 975 01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:59,136 You're probably the only person at the supermarket I haven't slept with. 976 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:01,180 And it's like... you're the only person 977 01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:03,891 I'm even partially attracted to. 978 01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:06,769 Thank you. 979 01:16:08,146 --> 01:16:10,815 That lady is signaling you. 980 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:17,822 Oh, I came with her, 981 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:20,700 I should find out what she wants, I think. 982 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:28,207 I found out something. 983 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,835 The Cowboy is meeting with Scrimshaw early this morning. 984 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,045 They are picking him up at the hotel. 985 01:16:33,213 --> 01:16:35,756 They are gonna give him the microchip. 986 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:40,553 Cowboy. 987 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,346 This is Jack. 988 01:16:42,514 --> 01:16:44,890 -Hey, Cowboy. -Howdy, big Jack. 989 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,394 Let's go buffalo gal. 990 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:51,731 Let's split this... no right scene. 991 01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:54,400 He's taking me to the hotel. Follow us. 992 01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,823 -Wendy. -Hi. 993 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,826 -Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. -Call me later? 994 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:05,328 Sure. 995 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,421 -Hurry up! -I am hurrying up, okay? 996 01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:17,381 I don't want to see her alone with that sleazy Cowboy 997 01:17:17,549 --> 01:17:20,343 -any more than you do. -Oh, yeah? Why not? 998 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:23,095 I just don't, that's why. 999 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:26,432 God, I can't believe how hostile I feel toward you right now. 1000 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,185 Because I'm stimulating your adrenal gland, pal. 1001 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:31,395 yeah, well, maybe that's the reason and maybe not. 1002 01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:34,523 Look, you got something to say, why don't you say it. 1003 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:36,442 She deserves better. That's all. 1004 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:38,778 -Better than what? -Better than you. 1005 01:17:38,945 --> 01:17:39,987 Oh! I knew it! 1006 01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,490 You think she goes for you, don't you, pal? 1007 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:45,284 You know what she sees in you, Jack? She sees me. 1008 01:17:45,452 --> 01:17:48,454 All right, Pendleton, that's it. Where are you? 1009 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,665 Where are you, you little weasel? 1010 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:52,667 Save it for the Cowboy. 1011 01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:01,384 Ah! Wrong door! 1012 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:05,638 That's an exit, Jack. Come on, now, control it. 1013 01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:07,765 Come on, you're a dangerous individual, Jack. 1014 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,809 Come on, you can do it! 1015 01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:12,812 Big Jack! 1016 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:15,189 Don't knock, just come! 1017 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,149 Duke the son of a bitch! 1018 01:18:19,277 --> 01:18:20,611 Jack? 1019 01:18:22,155 --> 01:18:24,865 -Where were you? -Next door waiting for you. 1020 01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:27,368 Beauty punch anyway, big Jack. 1021 01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:32,289 That's it, now tie that sucker tight. He's gonna squirm when he wakes up. 1022 01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:36,335 There, now look at the Cowboy. 1023 01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,672 Hold it! Hold it right there. 1024 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:44,468 emulation systems activated. 1025 01:18:44,636 --> 01:18:47,012 Contour analysis, stage one. 1026 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:49,181 Move over, Picasso. Look at this. 1027 01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:51,517 Grid-mapping ectodermal contours. 1028 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,060 Okay, go to the mirror. 1029 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:55,896 Mirror, oh... What are we gonna do? 1030 01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:57,815 I'm going to attempt an electronic stimulation 1031 01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:00,151 -of your nerves and muscles. -What's that mean? 1032 01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:02,737 -I'm gonna alter your face. -My face? 1033 01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:04,447 Change my face? How do you do that? 1034 01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:06,949 Uh... Eh... It's complicated. 1035 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,536 I don't even understand it myself. But just... trust me. 1036 01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:11,996 Will it hurt? 1037 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,123 Uh... yeah. 1038 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,791 Well, let's not do it then. 1039 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,338 What are you doing in there? 1040 01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:25,926 Are you okay? 1041 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:27,261 We're getting there, Jack! 1042 01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:30,765 Hang on. This might pinch just a little bit. 1043 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,482 Jack? 1044 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:42,610 Is that a five or a six? 1045 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,279 No, I'm right, it's a five. 1046 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:55,581 What? 1047 01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:57,792 -What did you do to him? -Who? 1048 01:19:57,959 --> 01:19:59,919 -Jack! -Jack? 1049 01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:02,588 -I'm Jack. -No! You get away from me! 1050 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:05,800 I'm Jack. Listen to my voice. It's me. 1051 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:07,593 Then who's in the bathroom? 1052 01:20:07,761 --> 01:20:09,553 -He is. -Who is? 1053 01:20:09,721 --> 01:20:10,930 -Him. -Who? 1054 01:20:11,097 --> 01:20:12,598 The Cowboy. 1055 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,267 Sorry. I know it's hard to understand. 1056 01:20:15,435 --> 01:20:17,520 It's hard for me to understand. But you just have to believe me 1057 01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:19,355 -and... and trust me. -Jack? 1058 01:20:20,565 --> 01:20:22,858 I can explain it later, but now is not the time-- 1059 01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:25,402 -How did you get Jack's hair? -I'm not too sure about that one. 1060 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:26,737 Jack? 1061 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,657 Go see for yourself. 1062 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:33,118 Yeah, I'll go in and see for myself. I'm not stupid. 1063 01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:47,550 -Jack? -Oh, my God. 1064 01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:52,137 How? 1065 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,188 Don't ask, okay? 1066 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,190 Just... just trust me. 1067 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:06,986 I'll explain everything, I promise, but not right now. 1068 01:21:08,989 --> 01:21:10,197 All right, I'm going with you. 1069 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:12,157 Don't let her go. It's not safe. 1070 01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:14,493 Uh, better not, Lydia. 1071 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:18,163 Tuck used to say he did the things that I only write about. 1072 01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:20,833 Now I want to do the things I only write about. 1073 01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:22,835 Now open your mouth, come on. 1074 01:21:32,679 --> 01:21:35,639 -Men. -Mr. Scrimshaw is waiting. 1075 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:41,562 All right, what do you say? 1076 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:44,148 Never beg. Never beg! 1077 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:06,670 -Hello, Cowboy. -Howdy. 1078 01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:09,840 Welcome. Come in. Sit down. Join us. 1079 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:11,967 My friend, we have been waiting for you. 1080 01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:14,219 - Do you think we're close friends? - God, I hope not. 1081 01:22:14,387 --> 01:22:16,388 How long has it been, Cowboy? 1082 01:22:16,556 --> 01:22:19,099 -Uh, you tell me. -Almost six years. 1083 01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,435 -Ah. -Don't you remember? 1084 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,396 Idi Amin's barbecue. 1085 01:22:24,564 --> 01:22:27,524 Oh, yes. How could I forgot? The sauce. 1086 01:22:27,692 --> 01:22:31,236 You haven't forgotten the last time we saw each other, have you? 1087 01:22:31,404 --> 01:22:34,573 Um... speaking of which, we seem to have a rather... 1088 01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:37,117 ...attractive added starter here this morning. 1089 01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:40,079 Yes, my sister. 1090 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,331 In-law. 1091 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,750 Good morning, sister-in-law. 1092 01:22:45,585 --> 01:22:46,961 Murnau... 1093 01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:49,421 ...another place setting, please. 1094 01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:53,050 You know, Cowboy, I don't know what is, but there's something about you. 1095 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,635 Please. 1096 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,471 You have changed, you're different. 1097 01:22:57,639 --> 01:23:00,933 Uh, yes... I've been sick. 1098 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:03,477 - Good thinking, Jack. - Have some champagne. 1099 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:06,480 Please, join me. 1100 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:10,192 I believe that these are the kind you like. Cuban? 1101 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,568 Cuban? 1102 01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:14,029 Jack, you're in luck, Cuban are the best. 1103 01:23:16,449 --> 01:23:18,409 I save this for later. 1104 01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:23,747 Jack! 1105 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,125 Cowboy... 1106 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,752 ...what happened to your hair? 1107 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:32,297 Uh... Um... I... 1108 01:23:32,465 --> 01:23:34,299 I had it done. 1109 01:23:34,467 --> 01:23:35,926 Clint Eastwood style. 1110 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:38,887 You see Outlaw Josey Wales? What a flick. 1111 01:23:39,055 --> 01:23:42,683 So much for the pleasantries. Now, let's get down to business. 1112 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:44,184 Dr. Canker. 1113 01:23:44,352 --> 01:23:47,855 Yes, well... Miniaturization works on a dual-chip system. 1114 01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,273 Yes, well... Miniaturization works on a dual-chip system. 1115 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:51,191 Don't play with your food. 1116 01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:52,860 We have one in our possession at the moment 1117 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:56,697 and we'll have the other one... very soon. 1118 01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,451 -Take what they got. -Fine. I take what your got. 1119 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,287 You do understand, 1120 01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:06,165 the first chip only miniaturizes. 1121 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:09,877 Both are required for re-enlargement. 1122 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:13,547 Right. We whet their appetites with what we got. 1123 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:15,299 -Good point, Cowboy. -Thank you. 1124 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:17,384 -Good point, Jack. -Thank you. 1125 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:20,929 Doctor. The chip, please. 1126 01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,935 easy. easy. 1127 01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:29,021 There it is. 1128 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:33,692 Hang on, now, Jack. Now, I want you to reach out... 1129 01:24:33,693 --> 01:24:35,694 Hang on, now, Jack. Now, I want you to reach out... 1130 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:37,654 ...and put it in your pocket. 1131 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:42,451 Gee, it's so tiny. Who would think? 1132 01:24:45,705 --> 01:24:47,623 Jack, what are you doing? 1133 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:50,417 Take the chip. Come on, don't freeze up on me. 1134 01:24:54,214 --> 01:24:57,049 I wonder, miss, if Cowboy's ever told you 1135 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:59,051 of his incredible tolerance for pain? 1136 01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:00,344 -His what? -His what? 1137 01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:03,889 -His what? -His ability to withstand pain. 1138 01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:07,434 Why, his stoicism is legendary. 1139 01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:10,229 Hiding your light under a bushel, Cowboy? 1140 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:11,855 That is so unlike you. 1141 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:15,067 -If that is who you are. -Uh-oh. 1142 01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:18,195 You mind satisfying my curiosity on that point? 1143 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:21,865 In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? 1144 01:25:21,866 --> 01:25:22,908 In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? 1145 01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:24,493 Propane? 1146 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:36,296 Warning. Adrenalin level overload. 1147 01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:38,549 Jack? You all right, Jack? 1148 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:43,846 -Igoe? -No! 1149 01:25:44,013 --> 01:25:46,473 Don't worry, Cowboy, Dr. Canker here has pioneered 1150 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:48,267 the field of limb replacement. 1151 01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:50,102 Jack, you're generating too much electrical energy. 1152 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,229 I can't hold the balance! 1153 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:54,022 Stay calm, Jack! 1154 01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:02,239 Cowboy, stop it. Don't do that. I was just kidding. 1155 01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:07,452 Please, Cowboy, no more. 1156 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:09,913 It was only a joke. 1157 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:16,712 I'm begging you. Stop it. 1158 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,338 How you doing, Jack? 1159 01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:22,885 God in heaven, deliver us from Satan. 1160 01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:31,977 Oh... 1161 01:26:32,812 --> 01:26:35,689 It's him. It's Putter. 1162 01:26:37,108 --> 01:26:39,026 Get him! 1163 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,118 Jack! Oh! 1164 01:26:53,249 --> 01:26:54,875 Get out of there! 1165 01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,127 Did you swallow it, you stupid animal? 1166 01:26:57,962 --> 01:26:59,963 Give it to me. Give it to me. 1167 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:07,596 Oh! You've found it. 1168 01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:15,646 Hey, don't kill him. Lock him up. The girl, too. 1169 01:27:19,817 --> 01:27:21,735 Oh! Ugh! 1170 01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:25,948 Oh, great. Gonna have tetanus now. 1171 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,076 We've got to get out of here. 1172 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,994 We've got to get out of here. 1173 01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:38,043 Why are you just standing there? Will you help? 1174 01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,920 -No. -What? 1175 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:44,049 No! Absolutely not until you tell me what's going on! 1176 01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:46,551 And I want to know everything, Jack. 1177 01:27:46,719 --> 01:27:48,971 What the hell, you might as well tell her. 1178 01:27:49,138 --> 01:27:50,597 Really? 1179 01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:52,891 -Yes, really! -Yes, really. 1180 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,769 Right. 1181 01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:58,897 They're preparing the lab now. Igoe's already on his way. 1182 01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:00,482 Good. 1183 01:28:03,027 --> 01:28:04,569 I don't think she believes me. 1184 01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:07,197 The way you tell it, I wouldn't believe you either. 1185 01:28:08,032 --> 01:28:09,449 So... 1186 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:13,245 You talking to him right now? 1187 01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:14,913 Yeah. 1188 01:28:18,418 --> 01:28:19,793 No. 1189 01:28:19,961 --> 01:28:22,296 No. No. 1190 01:28:22,463 --> 01:28:24,840 No, I don't buy that, Jack. 1191 01:28:25,008 --> 01:28:28,176 Sorry, no, this is getting to be a little bit too much. 1192 01:28:28,344 --> 01:28:31,763 All right, Jack, I guess we have to prove it to her. 1193 01:28:31,931 --> 01:28:34,933 Jack, repeat to Lydia exactly what I say. 1194 01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:36,268 Okay. 1195 01:28:36,436 --> 01:28:38,270 -Lydia... -Lydia... 1196 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,064 I don't blame you for walking out on me that morning. 1197 01:28:41,232 --> 01:28:43,900 I don't blame you for walking out on me that morning. 1198 01:28:44,068 --> 01:28:46,903 But it was my heart that was broken, and not my toe. 1199 01:28:47,071 --> 01:28:49,823 But it was my heart that was broken, and not my toe. 1200 01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:51,992 What? 1201 01:28:53,786 --> 01:28:55,078 Tuck? 1202 01:28:58,124 --> 01:28:59,750 It's you. 1203 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:11,470 Wait, wait, let's just wait a second. 1204 01:29:11,637 --> 01:29:12,971 -Tuck? -Uh-huh? 1205 01:29:14,807 --> 01:29:16,641 I want a moment alone. 1206 01:29:16,809 --> 01:29:20,103 I want you to shut off your sensors, no picture and no sound. 1207 01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:24,524 Bad idea, Jack. I can't do that. What if I can't restore contact? 1208 01:29:24,692 --> 01:29:28,153 Look... I just... I want one moment alone. 1209 01:29:29,655 --> 01:29:32,115 Alone with Lydia, you mean, huh? 1210 01:29:32,283 --> 01:29:34,326 Look, I think you owe this to me. 1211 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:39,289 Okay, Jack. Signing off. 1212 01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:51,635 I'm not exactly sure what I want to say to you. 1213 01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,180 I know we haven't known each other... 1214 01:29:56,849 --> 01:29:59,017 ...very long. Less than a day. 1215 01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:01,395 They're coming. 1216 01:30:02,313 --> 01:30:03,730 So much for words. 1217 01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:13,156 Okay, let's go. 1218 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:28,004 Jack, come in. 1219 01:30:30,174 --> 01:30:31,716 Jack, do you read me? Come in! 1220 01:30:31,884 --> 01:30:33,343 Jack! 1221 01:30:33,511 --> 01:30:36,721 Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have shut this thing down. 1222 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,725 Jack, where the hell am I? 1223 01:30:46,023 --> 01:30:48,859 Mr. Putter, if you please? 1224 01:30:49,026 --> 01:30:50,902 Hey, hey! 1225 01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:52,904 Put the girl in my office. 1226 01:30:59,787 --> 01:31:02,581 Not to worry, Putter. We know what we're doing. 1227 01:31:18,931 --> 01:31:21,475 We'll use the chip we have to miniaturize Mr. Igoe. 1228 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:23,226 Then inject him into Putter. 1229 01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:26,188 Right. He'll locate the pod, eliminate its pilot. 1230 01:31:26,355 --> 01:31:28,982 And retrieve the second chip. 1231 01:31:35,239 --> 01:31:37,782 Oxygen reserves at 40%. 1232 01:31:37,950 --> 01:31:39,284 Jack? 1233 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,339 I was getting some gum. 1234 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,800 Sure, after I check for nail files. 1235 01:33:04,203 --> 01:33:05,870 Lydia. 1236 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:10,417 I'm in Lydia. 1237 01:33:19,802 --> 01:33:24,055 Oh, Lydia! I'm a dad. 1238 01:33:25,641 --> 01:33:29,894 Duane, it's Lydia. I'm in trouble. I need some help. 1239 01:33:30,104 --> 01:33:31,938 You gotta call the police and tell them 1240 01:33:32,106 --> 01:33:34,941 I'm in a renovated factory across from Pier 18. 1241 01:33:35,109 --> 01:33:36,192 What's up, Lydia? 1242 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:39,070 I can't talk now, okay? But call Vector-Scope 1243 01:33:39,238 --> 01:33:42,407 and tell them I've got Tuck Pendleton and I'm bringing him in, okay? 1244 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:45,118 And call Pete Blanchard. His number's in my Rolodex. Got it? 1245 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:46,244 Yeah, got it. 1246 01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:52,310 Ready to inject subject. 1247 01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:53,687 Wait a minute. 1248 01:34:53,854 --> 01:34:56,815 Once Igoe's inside Putter and takes command of their pod, 1249 01:34:56,982 --> 01:34:58,274 how do we get the chip out? 1250 01:34:58,442 --> 01:35:01,945 Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out, through a tear duct or a sweat gland. 1251 01:35:02,113 --> 01:35:03,446 Why chance that? 1252 01:35:03,614 --> 01:35:06,366 Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip... 1253 01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:07,659 ...let's re-enlarge. 1254 01:35:07,827 --> 01:35:11,371 -While it's still in Mr. Putter? -Why not? 1255 01:35:11,539 --> 01:35:14,541 Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make? 1256 01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:17,794 Tuck, help me, make me strong. 1257 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:21,339 Restrain him! 1258 01:35:25,177 --> 01:35:27,178 He's in! Igoe's in. 1259 01:35:30,141 --> 01:35:31,349 Let him go. 1260 01:35:31,517 --> 01:35:34,686 Young lady, you are in over your head. 1261 01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:40,775 Let, him... 1262 01:35:40,943 --> 01:35:41,943 ...go. 1263 01:35:44,363 --> 01:35:45,655 Ouch. 1264 01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:50,910 -Okay, now what do we do? -I'll tell you what we'll do. 1265 01:35:51,078 --> 01:35:52,746 Everybody into the miniaturizer. 1266 01:35:52,913 --> 01:35:54,998 Everybody into the miniaturizer! 1267 01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:57,709 The chip. 1268 01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,054 Come on, you too. 1269 01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:12,265 You haven't heard the last of this. 1270 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:14,768 -Let's go, Jack. You got the chip? -I can't reach it. 1271 01:36:14,935 --> 01:36:16,436 -You can't reach it? -I can't reach the chip. 1272 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,564 Maybe it's one of these, look. 1273 01:36:19,732 --> 01:36:21,191 - Ahh! 1274 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:24,694 -Nothing's happening. -Try the green button. 1275 01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:27,030 Don't worry. They won't know how to close it. 1276 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:28,948 Certainly not. 1277 01:36:31,076 --> 01:36:33,536 I'll get you for this Margaret. 1278 01:36:33,704 --> 01:36:36,247 -I hope they're not claustrophobic. -Come on, Jack, come on. 1279 01:36:36,415 --> 01:36:38,291 -What are these switches? -I don't know. 1280 01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:41,085 -You should have paid attention! -I was strapped to a table. 1281 01:36:41,253 --> 01:36:42,629 Press them. Try, try! 1282 01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:45,256 -Nothing works. -This one. 1283 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:50,303 Oh, my God, cover your eyes. 1284 01:36:55,518 --> 01:36:57,185 Come on, give me the damn chip! 1285 01:36:57,353 --> 01:36:58,937 Ah! 1286 01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:08,238 -Drop it! -Oh! 1287 01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:15,370 Approaching middle ear. 1288 01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:19,165 Lydia... Please, hear this. Please. 1289 01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:21,417 And understand. 1290 01:37:21,585 --> 01:37:23,586 External amplifier activated. 1291 01:37:32,429 --> 01:37:33,930 -Listen! -What? 1292 01:37:34,139 --> 01:37:35,598 -Do you hear that? -Hear what? 1293 01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:37,141 Music, do you hear that? 1294 01:37:37,309 --> 01:37:39,561 No. Come on. 1295 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:44,649 -We're in here. -Who's in there? 1296 01:37:44,817 --> 01:37:47,151 -The green button. -Dr. Canker? 1297 01:37:47,319 --> 01:37:49,696 Press the green button, you fool. Hurry! 1298 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:52,699 -He'll never find it. -The man's a high school graduate. 1299 01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:55,159 The green button, you fool! 1300 01:37:57,705 --> 01:37:59,831 -The police. -Who called the police? 1301 01:37:59,999 --> 01:38:01,541 Let's get out of here. 1302 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:03,167 Margaret, look what you've done to us. 1303 01:38:03,335 --> 01:38:07,255 Officer, give me a hand. I know the Mayor. 1304 01:38:08,716 --> 01:38:10,383 Hold it! 1305 01:38:10,551 --> 01:38:11,926 You hold it. 1306 01:38:12,094 --> 01:38:15,346 -I bet it ain't even loaded. -Oh, yeah? 1307 01:38:18,183 --> 01:38:21,144 Don't worry. Tuck will give me the strength of ten men. 1308 01:38:21,312 --> 01:38:22,478 Hear that, Tuck? 1309 01:38:34,533 --> 01:38:35,950 Car keys. Come on. 1310 01:38:36,118 --> 01:38:38,536 It's our song I'm hearing. I'm hearing our song. 1311 01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:41,873 -What? -Tuck's in me. 1312 01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:48,087 And he's playing... He's playing our song! 1313 01:38:48,255 --> 01:38:51,049 What are you talking about? 1314 01:38:51,216 --> 01:38:53,760 -Tuck is inside you? -Yes! 1315 01:38:53,928 --> 01:38:56,721 But that means I just.... Oh shit! 1316 01:39:02,061 --> 01:39:03,770 Hi, Mr. Killer. 1317 01:39:05,314 --> 01:39:07,649 I'm really sorry-- 1318 01:39:12,905 --> 01:39:15,114 -Where's my Subzero? -Oh, just get in the car. 1319 01:39:15,950 --> 01:39:18,826 -Will you give me a leg up? -Every man for himself. 1320 01:39:18,994 --> 01:39:20,912 Get down, get down. 1321 01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:30,338 How did he get in me? 1322 01:39:30,506 --> 01:39:32,256 I have no idea. He hasn't spoken to me since... 1323 01:39:32,424 --> 01:39:34,634 -Since when? -...since Scrimshaw's cellar. 1324 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:36,427 Since you kissed me. 1325 01:39:36,595 --> 01:39:38,554 -Kiss me again. -Huh? 1326 01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:48,731 Jack, can you hear me now? I'm back. 1327 01:39:48,899 --> 01:39:50,233 -He's back! -Let's go. 1328 01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,908 Lydia! 1329 01:39:59,076 --> 01:40:00,785 -How we doing? -We have the chip. 1330 01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:02,578 -All right! -We're on our way to Vector-Scope. 1331 01:40:02,746 --> 01:40:03,746 All right! 1332 01:40:03,914 --> 01:40:05,665 But, I think that someone is in there with you. 1333 01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:08,418 -All-- What? -They put someone inside to get you. 1334 01:40:08,585 --> 01:40:10,670 Inside you? Watch your driving! 1335 01:40:10,838 --> 01:40:14,424 Sorry, at the lab, they put this guy in. So just be careful. 1336 01:40:14,591 --> 01:40:15,758 Shit! 1337 01:40:17,428 --> 01:40:18,845 Think we'll make it to Vector-Scope in time? 1338 01:40:19,013 --> 01:40:20,096 Can't you go any faster? 1339 01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:24,267 Look, do you want to drive? I'm going as fast as I can. 1340 01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:32,775 -Aah! -Stop this car! 1341 01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:39,157 -I said, stop this car! -Ow! 1342 01:40:47,958 --> 01:40:50,293 Watch your driving, Jack. What's going on? 1343 01:40:59,553 --> 01:41:01,637 Get me out of here, Canker. 1344 01:41:03,265 --> 01:41:05,183 -Stupid little feet! -Ow! 1345 01:41:11,648 --> 01:41:13,357 Foreign object detected, 1346 01:41:13,525 --> 01:41:16,319 approaching through esophageal passage. 1347 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,000 external malignancy detected. 1348 01:41:40,469 --> 01:41:42,011 Ow! 1349 01:41:43,347 --> 01:41:46,099 Oxygen reserves at 20 percent. 1350 01:41:53,398 --> 01:41:55,483 Warning. Pressurization imbalance. 1351 01:41:57,945 --> 01:41:59,737 Turbo thruster one, disabled. 1352 01:42:02,282 --> 01:42:04,158 Oxygen depletion factor, six point.... 1353 01:42:04,326 --> 01:42:05,576 Get your little hand away! 1354 01:42:12,376 --> 01:42:15,086 You insignificant little pip squeak, I'm in charge! 1355 01:42:15,254 --> 01:42:17,004 Jack, knock him off your lap! 1356 01:42:23,929 --> 01:42:25,513 I'll kill you! 1357 01:42:26,223 --> 01:42:27,890 All right, you want to play? 1358 01:42:37,109 --> 01:42:39,986 Oxygen reserves at 15 percent. 1359 01:42:45,242 --> 01:42:46,450 Ow! 1360 01:43:07,973 --> 01:43:09,515 -Lydia! -Pete! 1361 01:43:09,683 --> 01:43:11,642 Come on, get in the car! 1362 01:43:17,649 --> 01:43:19,567 Take a pull on this, pal! 1363 01:43:46,803 --> 01:43:48,179 Are you all right? 1364 01:44:00,150 --> 01:44:01,859 Life support system warning. 1365 01:44:02,027 --> 01:44:03,402 The air tanks. 1366 01:44:08,367 --> 01:44:10,076 No booster left. 1367 01:44:19,586 --> 01:44:21,170 Thrusters inoperative. 1368 01:44:50,033 --> 01:44:52,326 Gastrointestinal acid detected. 1369 01:44:57,958 --> 01:45:01,252 Oxygen reserves at ten percent. 1370 01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:10,219 Jack, are you feeling nervous? 1371 01:45:10,387 --> 01:45:14,015 Actually, I'm feeling pretty relaxed now. 1372 01:45:14,182 --> 01:45:16,767 I need some stomach acid, Jack, and I need lots of it. 1373 01:45:16,935 --> 01:45:20,021 Oh, no, no, please. Give me a break. 1374 01:45:20,188 --> 01:45:22,732 Jack I don't want to alarm you, 1375 01:45:22,899 --> 01:45:24,817 but I think I saw something down here and, 1376 01:45:24,985 --> 01:45:27,403 -well, it's probably benign, but-- -A tumor? 1377 01:45:27,571 --> 01:45:29,447 You saw a tumor? How big? 1378 01:45:29,614 --> 01:45:30,865 Jack, you're asking the wrong guy. 1379 01:45:31,033 --> 01:45:33,617 From my point of view it's the size of Candlestick Park. 1380 01:45:33,785 --> 01:45:35,911 Great, there goes my ulcer. 1381 01:45:41,460 --> 01:45:44,086 -Acidity level increased. -That's it, Jack. 1382 01:45:44,254 --> 01:45:46,297 Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack! 1383 01:45:48,091 --> 01:45:51,927 Okay, pal, here's how I spell relief. 1384 01:46:12,491 --> 01:46:14,116 Jack... 1385 01:46:14,284 --> 01:46:15,659 ...it worked. 1386 01:46:17,454 --> 01:46:20,581 You just digested the bad guy. 1387 01:46:22,834 --> 01:46:25,044 There's a phone, thank God. 1388 01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:27,338 So what? All my pocket change is shrunk. 1389 01:46:27,506 --> 01:46:29,799 Use your credit card, Victor. You do have one don't you? 1390 01:46:29,966 --> 01:46:32,343 -All big men have credit cards. -Yeah, yeah. 1391 01:46:32,511 --> 01:46:34,345 And how do we get up there? 1392 01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:36,055 I've got it. 1393 01:46:36,223 --> 01:46:40,393 Cowboy, this is Victor Scrimshaw. What the hell-- 1394 01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:42,978 I don't care what you've been through. 1395 01:46:43,146 --> 01:46:45,356 It couldn't possibly compare with what I've been through. 1396 01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,316 Or what I'm going through. 1397 01:46:47,484 --> 01:46:49,693 Cowboy, listen to me: we need those chips. 1398 01:46:49,861 --> 01:46:52,446 And we need them now, more than ever. 1399 01:46:52,614 --> 01:46:54,907 Warning! Oxygen level critical. 1400 01:46:55,075 --> 01:46:58,327 Life support systems inoperative. Switch to manual. 1401 01:47:14,052 --> 01:47:16,846 Jack? Jack. 1402 01:47:18,098 --> 01:47:21,767 I'm running out of air, Jack. Hope we're almost there. 1403 01:47:22,894 --> 01:47:24,603 I'm setting a course for the mouth. 1404 01:47:33,864 --> 01:47:36,949 Fire up the boilers! 1405 01:47:37,117 --> 01:47:39,869 Hey, Jack! Jack, you gotta sneeze for me, pal. 1406 01:47:40,036 --> 01:47:41,787 -Can you do it? -Sneeze, why? 1407 01:47:41,955 --> 01:47:44,665 Because I don't have enough oxygen to make it out, 1408 01:47:44,833 --> 01:47:47,251 the human sneeze has been clocked at over 100 mph. 1409 01:47:47,419 --> 01:47:48,919 Right now I'm inside your lung, buddy 1410 01:47:49,087 --> 01:47:51,213 and my only chance to make it out is for you to sneeze! 1411 01:47:51,381 --> 01:47:52,756 Okay, how? 1412 01:47:52,924 --> 01:47:55,301 -Where is he? -He's in my lung. 1413 01:47:55,469 --> 01:47:57,761 -He's in the lung! -Which lung? 1414 01:47:57,929 --> 01:48:01,307 Think pollen, think ragweed think... 1415 01:48:01,475 --> 01:48:05,227 ...animal dander, fur balls, anything! I don't know! 1416 01:48:05,395 --> 01:48:06,520 Hairspray! 1417 01:48:06,688 --> 01:48:08,063 Somebody! Get me some hair spray! 1418 01:48:08,231 --> 01:48:09,982 Hurry! Get me some hair spray! 1419 01:48:10,150 --> 01:48:12,109 Right away! Here, give me that! 1420 01:48:12,277 --> 01:48:13,861 Not mousse! Hair spray! 1421 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:17,406 Give me that! Give me! 1422 01:48:31,963 --> 01:48:33,172 Bless you, Jack. 1423 01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:35,424 -Mr. Putter. -No. 1424 01:48:37,135 --> 01:48:39,595 Somebody hand me the ampli-visor. Quick. 1425 01:48:43,975 --> 01:48:45,976 I see it, I see the pod. 1426 01:48:46,144 --> 01:48:48,979 -Tweezers, has somebody got some? -Tweezers! 1427 01:48:49,147 --> 01:48:50,648 Quickly. 1428 01:48:53,151 --> 01:48:54,276 Come on, quickly. 1429 01:49:06,665 --> 01:49:08,415 Go. 1430 01:49:13,588 --> 01:49:14,838 Activate the re-enlargement process. 1431 01:49:16,007 --> 01:49:17,091 -No! -No, What? 1432 01:49:17,259 --> 01:49:18,926 -The chip. -The chip. Who has the chip? 1433 01:49:19,094 --> 01:49:20,469 I don't have the chip, do you have it? 1434 01:49:20,637 --> 01:49:22,346 -I've got the chip -The chip. You've got it? 1435 01:49:22,514 --> 01:49:23,847 I had it.... 1436 01:49:24,015 --> 01:49:25,182 Where is it? 1437 01:49:27,018 --> 01:49:29,228 -Chip! -He's got the chip. 1438 01:49:29,396 --> 01:49:31,063 Go, go! 1439 01:49:31,231 --> 01:49:34,692 There's the chip. There it is. Go. Go! Go! 1440 01:49:37,112 --> 01:49:38,696 Good! 1441 01:49:44,744 --> 01:49:47,037 We don't have time for this. 1442 01:49:47,205 --> 01:49:48,872 Thanks for telling me. 1443 01:49:49,040 --> 01:49:51,041 PEMS one and two functional. 1444 01:49:52,877 --> 01:49:54,169 What is this? 1445 01:49:54,337 --> 01:49:55,713 "Eat me." "Drink me?" 1446 01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:57,423 It's from The Exorcist. 1447 01:49:57,591 --> 01:50:01,093 No, Alice in Wonderland. She drank something and became small. 1448 01:50:01,094 --> 01:50:02,720 No, Alice in Wonderland. She drank something and became small. 1449 01:50:02,887 --> 01:50:05,222 -Or was it the other way around? -I don't know. 1450 01:50:05,390 --> 01:50:07,016 -Pick one. -You pick one. 1451 01:50:10,103 --> 01:50:11,729 Yes! Yes! 1452 01:50:12,355 --> 01:50:15,566 Great. Get us some flashlights. Hurry! 1453 01:50:17,777 --> 01:50:19,987 -Are we okay? -If it's the right program. 1454 01:50:20,155 --> 01:50:22,698 -Go ahead! -Activate centrifuge. 1455 01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:25,743 -Centrifuge activated. -We need some goggles here. 1456 01:50:26,494 --> 01:50:28,412 Activate laser pre-light. 1457 01:50:28,580 --> 01:50:30,914 --Laser pre-light activated. 1458 01:50:31,082 --> 01:50:32,791 Initiate MRD sequence. 1459 01:50:33,460 --> 01:50:35,085 MRD sequence initiated. 1460 01:50:35,253 --> 01:50:36,712 Five... 1461 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:40,132 ...four, three, two... 1462 01:50:40,300 --> 01:50:42,134 ...one, zero. 1463 01:50:43,511 --> 01:50:44,887 Well? 1464 01:50:45,055 --> 01:50:46,639 Maybe it was "drink me". 1465 01:50:53,813 --> 01:50:55,314 Disengage shields. 1466 01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,399 Let's get him out of there! 1467 01:51:06,368 --> 01:51:08,035 Prepare for pod access. 1468 01:51:25,470 --> 01:51:28,055 Back up, give him some air! 1469 01:51:32,477 --> 01:51:34,770 I love you, Lydia. 1470 01:51:37,190 --> 01:51:39,233 Why didn't you tell me? 1471 01:52:08,388 --> 01:52:10,931 Welcome home, Lieutenant. 1472 01:52:15,395 --> 01:52:17,563 Like a cigar? 1473 01:52:17,731 --> 01:52:18,897 Cuban? 1474 01:52:19,691 --> 01:52:20,607 Thanks. 1475 01:52:54,476 --> 01:52:57,352 -Congratulations. -Thanks man, thanks a lot. 1476 01:52:59,981 --> 01:53:02,191 Hey... Thanks for the cruise tickets. 1477 01:53:02,358 --> 01:53:05,068 Oh, it's only two years savings, no big deal. 1478 01:53:05,236 --> 01:53:06,361 That all? 1479 01:53:13,244 --> 01:53:14,411 Well... 1480 01:53:15,830 --> 01:53:18,165 ...we sure made a hell of a team, didn't we? 1481 01:53:27,425 --> 01:53:29,343 Take care, big Jack. 1482 01:53:56,996 --> 01:53:59,706 Nobody even noticed my cufflinks. 1483 01:54:07,131 --> 01:54:09,049 He has the chips on him. 1484 01:54:09,217 --> 01:54:11,760 Good. Close the lid. 1485 01:54:11,928 --> 01:54:14,555 -I can't breathe in here. -Shut up, Margaret. 1486 01:54:14,722 --> 01:54:18,433 It's true, Jack. The whole shipment had worms. 1487 01:54:18,601 --> 01:54:22,896 Listen, don't run any red lights. Okay? Thanks a lot. 1488 01:54:39,998 --> 01:54:41,123 Nice wedding. 1489 01:54:41,791 --> 01:54:43,792 Why don't you stop by the office next week, 1490 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,003 I got some new tests I'd like to run on you. 1491 01:54:46,170 --> 01:54:48,672 Jack! Jack. 1492 01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:51,174 Listen, I've been thinking about something, and... 1493 01:54:51,342 --> 01:54:53,385 Well, I really I think that we should try dating. 1494 01:54:53,553 --> 01:54:56,054 Not exclusively at first, at least for me.... 1495 01:54:56,222 --> 01:54:58,515 Jack, since you're not going on the cruise, 1496 01:54:58,683 --> 01:55:01,143 I sure could use you at the store on Monday. 1497 01:55:02,395 --> 01:55:04,396 That was the Cowboy. 1498 01:55:04,564 --> 01:55:05,898 Who's the Cowboy? 1499 01:55:06,065 --> 01:55:07,816 It's classified. 1500 01:55:10,028 --> 01:55:11,820 Doc, I'm cured. 1501 01:55:13,197 --> 01:55:15,824 Wendy, not a chance. 1502 01:55:16,993 --> 01:55:19,912 And Mr. Wormwood, thank you. 1503 01:55:20,079 --> 01:55:21,872 And I quit. 1504 01:55:25,627 --> 01:55:28,003 Jack Putter to the rescue!