1 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,965 Chris. How many times do I have to tell you 2 00:00:08,132 --> 00:00:10,428 to quit leaving this damn yo-yo on the floor? 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:13,433 - What are you trying to do, kill me? - I forgot where I left it. 4 00:00:13,641 --> 00:00:17,397 Well, will you remember when I fall down the steps and break my neck? 5 00:00:17,565 --> 00:00:20,903 Sometimes it felt like all my mother did was yell at everybody. 6 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:24,367 Tonya, close the door! You're trying to freeze the whole house? 7 00:00:25,118 --> 00:00:26,872 Drew, turn that mess down! 8 00:00:27,038 --> 00:00:29,125 Are you trying to make everybody go deaf? 9 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,336 And get your feet off my table. 10 00:00:32,005 --> 00:00:34,551 Julius, pick up your drawers. 11 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:36,471 Do I have to do everything around here? 12 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:40,477 And when I say my mother yelled at everybody, I mean everybody. 13 00:00:40,643 --> 00:00:44,108 Rochelle! What did I tell me? Are you trying to drive me crazy? 14 00:00:44,275 --> 00:00:47,906 But there was one person who always put my mother in a good mood. 15 00:00:48,072 --> 00:00:49,993 Daddy! 16 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,246 My mother loved her daddy. 17 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:54,041 - And we did too. - Where's mama? 18 00:00:54,249 --> 00:00:56,378 At the hairdresser. Where them grandkids of mine? 19 00:00:56,545 --> 00:00:59,550 - Where they at? Hey! - Grandpa! 20 00:00:59,717 --> 00:01:01,511 My grandfather was a great storyteller. 21 00:01:01,678 --> 00:01:02,889 He didn't think I was playing 22 00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:04,975 when I smacked him in the head with that brick. 23 00:01:06,645 --> 00:01:10,276 And to this day, when I go in there, my food is free. 24 00:01:11,779 --> 00:01:13,406 Man. Do you have any more good jokes? 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,867 Do I got any more good jokes? 26 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:17,914 - Come on, now. Knock, knock. - Who's there? 27 00:01:18,122 --> 00:01:20,584 - Pass me them pork chops. - Pass me them pork chops, who? 28 00:01:20,794 --> 00:01:23,631 No. Pass me them pork chops right there. 29 00:01:23,839 --> 00:01:25,510 He got you. 30 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,096 I ain't playing with you, son. 31 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:29,683 What's the rest of the joke, Grandpa? 32 00:01:30,016 --> 00:01:31,435 Okay. Knock, knock. 33 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:34,399 - Who's there? - Oh, Lordy! 34 00:01:34,607 --> 00:01:36,820 Oh, Lordy, who? 35 00:01:37,696 --> 00:01:41,285 - I'm dying. - I'm dying, who? 36 00:01:41,577 --> 00:01:45,626 I'm having a heart... 37 00:01:45,793 --> 00:01:47,754 You're having a heart, who? 38 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:49,674 Daddy. 39 00:01:50,592 --> 00:01:52,262 Daddy? 40 00:01:53,264 --> 00:01:54,348 Daddy? 41 00:01:54,557 --> 00:01:57,103 I never did find out who was there. 42 00:02:29,823 --> 00:02:31,869 My grandfather passing away was the first time 43 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:33,914 I had to deal with a death in the family. 44 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,294 I didn't know how to react and I guess my mother didn't either. 45 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,047 Because instead of doing this: 46 00:02:39,214 --> 00:02:43,262 Damn, damn, damn! 47 00:02:44,223 --> 00:02:45,265 She did this: 48 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,186 Good morning, everybody. 49 00:02:47,603 --> 00:02:50,983 I hadn't seen my mother that happy since Lionel Richie went solo. 50 00:02:51,192 --> 00:02:52,736 I can't believe Gene is gone. 51 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:55,157 I can't believe he never finished that joke. 52 00:02:55,366 --> 00:02:57,077 I'm never eating pork chops again. 53 00:02:57,285 --> 00:02:59,247 I can't believe he died sitting right here. 54 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:01,835 Everybody has to do die someplace. 55 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:03,504 Now, eat your eggs. 56 00:03:03,712 --> 00:03:06,300 I hate eggs. Can I have some toast? 57 00:03:06,926 --> 00:03:09,180 Sure, Tonya. No problem. 58 00:03:09,597 --> 00:03:11,893 Hey, Mom, do I have to go to school today? 59 00:03:12,102 --> 00:03:14,940 Usually, the only death that could keep us out of school was our own. 60 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,943 No. Not if you don't want to. 61 00:03:17,151 --> 00:03:18,654 - Cool. - Chris, 62 00:03:18,863 --> 00:03:20,073 do you wanna stay home today? 63 00:03:20,282 --> 00:03:21,868 No. I have a quiz. 64 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,250 - Can I stay home too? - Sure. 65 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,253 I didn't know what was wrong with my mother. 66 00:03:28,461 --> 00:03:31,300 But at that moment, all I could think of doing was this: 67 00:03:33,804 --> 00:03:36,016 Snap out of it, woman! 68 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:40,815 Well, everybody have a nice day. 69 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,535 That was weird. 70 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:51,708 Man, your grandfather died? That's rough. 71 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,587 I had a parakeet that died once. 72 00:03:53,754 --> 00:03:54,963 I cried for three weeks. 73 00:03:55,173 --> 00:03:57,343 My mom is acting really strange. 74 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,637 You mean strange like... 75 00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:01,057 There's a TV in my head! 76 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:05,105 Please just make it stop! 77 00:04:05,272 --> 00:04:07,526 Even the crackheads would be scare of that. 78 00:04:08,653 --> 00:04:10,782 No. 79 00:04:10,948 --> 00:04:13,160 She's just really nice. 80 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,168 So were you guys close? 81 00:04:18,336 --> 00:04:20,089 - Yeah. - Chris. 82 00:04:20,255 --> 00:04:25,013 Stand up and tell the rest of the class what you're discussing with Gregory. 83 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,811 - My grandfather died. - Chris, that's not funny. 84 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,232 What are you gonna do when your grandfather dies for real? 85 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,110 Just because you didn't study for a test 86 00:04:33,276 --> 00:04:35,906 doesn't mean you can go killing off your family. Who's next? 87 00:04:36,115 --> 00:04:37,742 Your father? Your mother? 88 00:04:37,909 --> 00:04:39,788 Why don't you kill your sister or your brother? 89 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:41,416 He's telling the truth. 90 00:04:45,422 --> 00:04:46,590 Oh, Chris. 91 00:04:46,799 --> 00:04:48,093 Wait. 92 00:04:48,260 --> 00:04:50,263 - You believe him? - Of course. 93 00:04:50,471 --> 00:04:53,686 - And not me? - Oh, Chris, your grandfather died. 94 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,062 You might say anything. 95 00:04:55,272 --> 00:04:59,695 What are you doing here? Bring me your paper. Don't worry about the test. 96 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:03,618 You're excused. 97 00:05:03,827 --> 00:05:07,040 In honour of my grandfather, I should have hit her with a brick. 98 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:12,258 Hi, Mama. You look good. 99 00:05:12,425 --> 00:05:14,303 And that's my grandmother, Maxine. 100 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:17,975 She was the only woman who could out-snob my mother. 101 00:05:18,142 --> 00:05:20,146 Your hair smells funny. 102 00:05:20,313 --> 00:05:22,316 Are you still using that cheap perm? 103 00:05:22,524 --> 00:05:24,820 Dark and Lovely? 104 00:05:25,029 --> 00:05:28,743 Look at mine, it's beautiful. It's beautiful, isn't it? 105 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:31,831 Good to see you too, Mama. 106 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,753 That's my Aunt Charlotte. But we called her Grievy 107 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,839 because we only saw her at funerals. 108 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:39,385 No birthdays, no weddings, just funerals. 109 00:05:39,552 --> 00:05:42,265 Girl, I haven't seen you since Cheryl's funeral. 110 00:05:44,686 --> 00:05:47,816 - I know, I know, I know. - Grievy, stop crying. Come on. 111 00:05:47,983 --> 00:05:49,903 - Okay. Okay, let me go. - Grievy. 112 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:53,825 - Okay. - Come on, come on. In here. 113 00:05:54,452 --> 00:05:56,246 - Come on. - That's Aunt Mousey. 114 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:58,501 We called her that because she talked like a mouse 115 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:01,338 and she only spoke when spoken directly to. 116 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:03,550 Hi, Aunt Mousey. 117 00:06:03,717 --> 00:06:06,514 - How you doing? - Fine. 118 00:06:06,681 --> 00:06:09,686 My uncle Michael was almost 40 and never had a job. 119 00:06:09,852 --> 00:06:11,730 He put the "um" in "bum." 120 00:06:11,897 --> 00:06:13,985 - How you doing? - Hey, sis. How you doing? 121 00:06:14,193 --> 00:06:15,570 - Good. - Got something to eat? 122 00:06:15,779 --> 00:06:17,824 Yeah, we're just... 123 00:06:17,991 --> 00:06:20,245 I think he saw a job chasing him. 124 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:22,123 Hey, Shaft. 125 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:24,459 That's too bad about your grandpa. 126 00:06:24,626 --> 00:06:25,795 Sorry. 127 00:06:25,962 --> 00:06:27,882 - Really? - Yeah. I mean, 128 00:06:28,049 --> 00:06:30,845 who's gonna teach you how to tap dance now? 129 00:06:31,138 --> 00:06:35,144 Later that day, he beat up a Chinese kid in my honour. 130 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,606 - Here they are. - Hey, everybody. 131 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,653 - Grandma. - Good to see you. Good to see you. 132 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,658 I'm gonna take Michael and Charlotte upstairs to get situated. 133 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,661 - Are you okay, Mousey? - Fine. 134 00:06:46,245 --> 00:06:50,002 Okay. Come on upstairs. Follow me. 135 00:06:50,169 --> 00:06:52,590 Julius, shouldn't you be at work already? 136 00:06:52,798 --> 00:06:54,718 Hey, you know I'm on my way. 137 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:56,721 I just came by to say hi real quick. 138 00:06:56,929 --> 00:06:59,309 - How are you? - Well as could be expected. 139 00:06:59,476 --> 00:07:02,355 You know, Gene and I were married for 40 years. 140 00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,818 I hope Rochelle and me make it that far. 141 00:07:05,027 --> 00:07:08,532 The way she keeps this house, I'm surprised you haven't left already. 142 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:11,537 My grandmother always criticised everything my mother did. 143 00:07:11,704 --> 00:07:15,543 Mama, you like my coat? It's all leather. 144 00:07:15,711 --> 00:07:19,592 Feels rubbery. Feel mine. 145 00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:22,514 Italian leather. 146 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,769 At home, even though my mother seemed to be keeping it together, 147 00:07:25,936 --> 00:07:27,355 the house was falling apart. 148 00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:29,107 Rochelle, can you change the channel? 149 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,111 Sure. No problem. 150 00:07:32,739 --> 00:07:35,744 They would treat her like she was me. 151 00:07:36,411 --> 00:07:38,206 Are you gonna help me pick out this casket 152 00:07:38,373 --> 00:07:40,835 - or do I have to do it by myself? - Oh, sure, Mama. 153 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,296 I'll help you in a minute. 154 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,174 'Chelle, get me a glass of iced tea. 155 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,261 Sure, Mama. 156 00:07:51,018 --> 00:07:54,984 Tea for Mama. Turtles. 157 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:59,866 - Damn it. - What? 158 00:08:00,284 --> 00:08:01,828 You ever had the feeling you were about 159 00:08:01,996 --> 00:08:04,249 to get smacked upside the head with a yo-yo? 160 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:06,210 Here, baby. Be more careful. 161 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:11,010 - You're not mad? - No. Why would I be mad? 162 00:08:11,177 --> 00:08:13,139 Here, Mama. 163 00:08:18,355 --> 00:08:19,774 This tea tastes funny. 164 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:22,279 - What kind is it? - I think it's Lipton. 165 00:08:22,988 --> 00:08:25,242 Tastes like Nestea. 166 00:08:25,409 --> 00:08:27,329 It's Lipton. 167 00:08:31,252 --> 00:08:34,591 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:35,800 Want a Turtle? 169 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:40,391 My mother offer me a Turtle? In her world, that's a cry for help. 170 00:08:41,226 --> 00:08:43,647 No, thanks. 171 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,652 You okay, Ma? 172 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:50,784 I'm fine. You sure you don't want a Turtle? 173 00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:57,837 What was that for? 174 00:08:58,046 --> 00:08:59,632 Just wanna let you know that I love you. 175 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,718 Since my father was working extra hours, 176 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:03,639 and my mother wasn't being herself, 177 00:09:03,806 --> 00:09:07,144 I decided to pick up the slack the best way I knew how. 178 00:09:08,855 --> 00:09:11,527 Tonya, you go make up your bed. Drew, you clean up in here. 179 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,573 Sitting here playing cards. 180 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:17,787 This was gonna be harder than I thought. 181 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:22,503 Turn that mess down. You trying to make everyone in the house deaf? 182 00:09:22,711 --> 00:09:25,258 Take your feet off the table. 183 00:09:27,427 --> 00:09:30,975 Rochelle, tomorrow we're going to the funeral home to pick out a casket. 184 00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:32,352 Please dress presentably. 185 00:09:32,519 --> 00:09:35,274 I don't want them to think that we can't afford a decent casket. 186 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,693 Sure, Mama. 187 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,988 - You okay? You need to sit down? - No, I'm fine. 188 00:09:39,156 --> 00:09:43,162 As bad as she felt, I didn't know it was about to get worse. 189 00:09:44,539 --> 00:09:47,544 Rochelle, can't you make a decent glass of iced tea? 190 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:50,507 Well, can't you leave her alone? It's iced tea! 191 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:54,598 If you're thirsty, well, then you drink it. If you're not, don't. 192 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:57,728 I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought. 193 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,816 Are you gonna sit there and let that boy talk to me like that? 194 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:03,695 Boy, don't you know I'll knock you into another family? 195 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,949 Who are you? 196 00:10:06,491 --> 00:10:08,286 You don't wanna know. 197 00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:19,221 Hey, man. 198 00:10:19,388 --> 00:10:21,099 Hey. 199 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:25,482 Chris, you know you're gonna have to apologise to your grandmother. 200 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,944 How come? She's the one who's been mean to Mom. 201 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,949 She's hurting, Chris. And your mother is too. 202 00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:32,910 I know you're trying to protect your mother, 203 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:36,416 but trust me, you do not wanna get between the two of them. 204 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,795 You ain't gonna win that one. 205 00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:41,591 You're already going to a funeral. Are you trying to go to another? 206 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,719 Well then, what do I do? 207 00:10:43,971 --> 00:10:45,347 Do what I do. 208 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:46,641 Nothing. 209 00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:49,521 Things will work out. All right? 210 00:10:49,813 --> 00:10:51,775 Apologise. 211 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,828 You can't really believe you're getting married until you buy that tux. 212 00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,832 And you can't really believe somebody is dead 213 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:03,293 until you gotta buy them a casket. 214 00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:06,507 Now, we have several models. 215 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:10,347 This one right over here, top of the line. 216 00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:12,600 Made of mahogany, 217 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:19,779 has silk lining over goose down bedding and a night light. 218 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:22,534 I guess that's in case the dead wanna read. 219 00:11:22,743 --> 00:11:24,412 Well, Mama, what about the blue one? 220 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,415 - The blue one is nice. - I don't like it. 221 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:29,336 - She don't like that one. - It's a coffin, not an Oldsmobile. 222 00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:32,300 - I like that one. - Good taste. 223 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:35,889 Maxine? That costs a lot of money. 224 00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:37,767 We've got payment plans. 225 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,771 Can we put it in my father-in-law's name? 226 00:11:39,979 --> 00:11:43,359 - Well, no. - I didn't think so. 227 00:11:43,568 --> 00:11:47,032 - Okay, Mama. Whatever you want. - Okay. 228 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,663 Rochelle, even if we split this five ways, that's still a lot of money. 229 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,583 Who's talking about splitting it? 230 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:56,632 Well, I just assumed we'd all chip in. I mean, it is your husband. 231 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,635 Julius, I wanna help out. 232 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,598 What's this? It's a baseball card. Al Oliver. 233 00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:03,100 He played in Pittsburgh. 234 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:05,062 Lifetime.330 hitter. 235 00:12:05,229 --> 00:12:08,150 That card is gonna be worth thousands of dollars someday. 236 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:11,405 - How much is it worth now? - About a dollar. 237 00:12:11,572 --> 00:12:13,701 I got $40 saved up. 238 00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:15,663 What about you, Aunt Mousey? 239 00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:17,207 I have some quarters. 240 00:12:17,415 --> 00:12:19,920 Too bad he won't be playing Asteroids. 241 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,509 Mama, I just don't think that we can afford this right now. 242 00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:25,136 Why not? 243 00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:29,310 Baby, you always bragging about how your husband has two jobs. 244 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,480 I do not. 245 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:33,943 I do not need this. My man has two jobs. 246 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,489 My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now. 247 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,410 I do not need this. My man has two jobs, okay? 248 00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:43,458 My husband deserves to be buried with dignity. 249 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,796 Now, who are you to deny me that? 250 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:49,635 - We're not trying to deny you. - Nobody's trying to deny you... 251 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,513 You only die once. 252 00:12:57,231 --> 00:12:59,652 Fine. Fine! 253 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:03,325 - You do whatever the hell you want. - Mama, l... 254 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,869 - Come on! - Mama, I wasn't trying... 255 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,455 I'm coming, Mama. 256 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,084 Rochelle, you wrong. 257 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:11,921 Poor baby. 258 00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:16,512 We'll take the blue one. 259 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,558 My daddy like blue. 260 00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,451 I always hated that picture. 261 00:13:29,618 --> 00:13:33,207 It made me look like I got smacked in the head with a brick. 262 00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:35,336 Oh, hi, Daddy. 263 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:36,797 You want a Turtle? 264 00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:41,471 - No, but how you doing? - I'm okay. 265 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,559 Mama's getting on my last nerve. 266 00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,354 She can do that. 267 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,357 She used to get on my nerves too. 268 00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:52,322 Just because I'm dead doesn't mean you have to let her push you around. 269 00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:53,950 And if she tries to do that, 270 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:57,038 you smack her in the head with that brick. 271 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:10,518 By the day of the funeral, there was still one thing left to fight over: 272 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:13,481 Who gets to ride in the limo. 273 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,037 Who are you? And what are you doing in here? 274 00:14:22,246 --> 00:14:25,376 Hi. I'm Monay. This is Aisha, and this is Kiki. 275 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,421 We saw the limo so we had to hop in it. 276 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,800 - Where y'all about to go? - A funeral. 277 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,722 Oh, I'm sorry. 278 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,351 - Who died? - My husband. 279 00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:43,072 Okay, well, when y'all get back, and if y'all not taking the limo, 280 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,492 can we take it to the club? 281 00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:47,329 Okay. 282 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,380 The only thing more crowded than a limo before the funeral, 283 00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:55,509 is your house after the funeral. 284 00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:57,054 Hey, what are you doing here? 285 00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,098 My dad dropped me off to pay my respects. 286 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,060 - Thanks, man. - He had to go to work. 287 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,230 Mama, come look. 288 00:15:03,731 --> 00:15:07,070 - Chris got a white friend. - Michael, close your mouth. 289 00:15:07,236 --> 00:15:09,866 Stop acting like you've never seen a white person before. 290 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:12,954 Hi, honey. You hungry? You want something to eat? 291 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,459 - Sure. - Well, come on. 292 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:16,920 - Want this? - No, thank you. 293 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:21,426 How about this? Hey, don't go anywhere. 294 00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:24,598 I left a whole load of sloppies in the kitchen for you guys. 295 00:15:24,808 --> 00:15:26,101 - Thank you, thank you. - Thank you. 296 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,399 Chris, I got a new video game at the store. 297 00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:31,151 Okay. 298 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:35,074 Next time someone dies, let me know. I'll get you a good deal on a casket. 299 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,537 Man, what is your problem? 300 00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,248 Sorry about your grandfather, Chris. 301 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,794 The one good thing about losing a family member 302 00:15:42,002 --> 00:15:43,338 is that you get lots of sympathy. 303 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:46,844 - What are you doing? - My grandfather died. 304 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,471 Just because your grandfather died, 305 00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:51,268 doesn't mean you can go around hugging people. 306 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:55,357 - See you. - Sorry about your grandfather. 307 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:59,865 At least somebody was getting some sympathy. 308 00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:01,952 - Who is that? - I don't know. 309 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,122 Hey, little dude from across the street. 310 00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,501 - Here you go, man. - What's this? 311 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,379 I robbed your grandfather a few times. 312 00:16:08,546 --> 00:16:10,674 I didn't know you knew him. 313 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,418 Who ate my Turtles? 314 00:16:32,586 --> 00:16:36,425 Oh, is that what you call them things? I ate them. But they was nasty. 315 00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:38,178 What's in those things anyway? 316 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,642 If you didn't like them, why did you eat them? 317 00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:43,144 Mama, I am sick of you. 318 00:16:43,562 --> 00:16:46,274 Ever since you got here, you have not stop complaining. 319 00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:48,820 Just because Daddy is dead does not mean 320 00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:51,659 that you could come into my house and tell everybody what to do. 321 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,453 Michael, get your feet off my damn couch 322 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,749 before I slap the jam out of your toes. 323 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,961 And, Grievy, stop all that crying. 324 00:16:58,169 --> 00:17:00,966 You cried on Easter. You cried on Halloween. 325 00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:02,927 You cried on Flag Day. 326 00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:06,976 Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose because it ain't that damn sad. 327 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,276 And hang up my phone. And Aunt Mousey, 328 00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:15,072 take off your coat and speak up. 329 00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:17,535 You're over there peeping and squeaking: 330 00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,832 You sound like a damn rat. Use your words. 331 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,960 You're damn near 60 years old. 332 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,798 And, Mama, the next time you wanna eat my Turtles, 333 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:29,429 the least you could do is like them. 334 00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:32,935 She's back. 335 00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,527 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 336 00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:41,490 - How you doing? - I'm fine. 337 00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:46,040 - I brought you your Turtles. - Turtles. Thank you. 338 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:48,377 I'm proud of you for standing up to your mother. 339 00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,797 You had me worried there for a minute. 340 00:17:50,964 --> 00:17:52,550 - Why? - I thought you were about 341 00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:54,804 to smack her with a brick. 342 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:59,145 So good seeing you, girl. You take care. 343 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,440 - You owe me some Kleenex. - See you later, sister. 344 00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:03,443 Thanks for all the chicken. I appreciate it. 345 00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:06,323 Stay out of them pretzels. Bye... 346 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:09,119 So... 347 00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:11,373 Did he say anything before he died? 348 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,420 - Who? Daddy? - No, Martin Luther King. 349 00:18:14,587 --> 00:18:16,715 Yes, your father. Did he mention me? 350 00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:20,555 No. He just asked for more pork chops. 351 00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:22,934 I know what you're thinking, she should have lied. 352 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,855 But actually, the truth was better. 353 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,274 Figures. 354 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:30,947 I liked the flowers. 355 00:18:31,114 --> 00:18:33,827 - You liked them? - I guess so. 356 00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:35,956 I know that doesn't seem like much of an apology 357 00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:37,750 after everything that's happened, 358 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,087 but here's what she really meant to say: 359 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:44,427 - Baby, I am so proud of you. - I know. 360 00:18:44,636 --> 00:18:48,225 - You are doing a wonderful job. - I know. 361 00:18:48,434 --> 00:18:50,145 I wish my no-good son would stand up for me 362 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:51,898 the way your son stood up for you. 363 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,734 - I know! - And your father? 364 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:57,658 - Oh, he would be so proud of you. - I know. 365 00:18:57,825 --> 00:19:01,080 - Mama, why are you so damn mean? - I don't know. 366 00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:04,961 - And, baby, your hair, it don't stink. - I know. 367 00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:09,010 See you around. 368 00:19:09,176 --> 00:19:11,514 Take care, Ma. 369 00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:17,983 - That's all of it. - Oh, thank you, baby. 370 00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:22,782 - I'm really gonna miss him, Mom. - Me too, Chris. 371 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:25,412 Me too. 372 00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:29,209 Chris! Get in here and pick up this yo-yo! 373 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:33,842 My father died for goodness sake, and now you trying to kill me too!