1 00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:04,125 IN EVERY GENERATION THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE. 2 00:00:04,125 --> 00:00:06,917 SHE ALONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE VAMPIRES, 3 00:00:06,917 --> 00:00:09,375 THE DEMONS, AND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS. 4 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:10,875 SHE IS THE SLAYER. 5 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,834 COME ON, MOM, PLEASE. 6 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,208 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 7 00:00:24,208 --> 00:00:26,291 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS? 8 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:29,250 IT'S AN OUTFIT, AN OUTFIT THAT YOU MAY NEVER BUY. 9 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,333 BUT I LOOKED GOOD IN IT. 10 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,500 YOU LOOKED LIKE A STREETWALKER. 11 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,083 BUT A THIN STREETWALKER. 12 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:38,917 THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE THE WINNING ARGUMENT, IS IT? 13 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:40,917 YOU'RE JUST TOO YOUNG TO WEAR THAT. 14 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,125 YEAH, I'M GONNA BE TOO YOUNG TO WEAR IT 15 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,667 UNTIL I'M TOO OLD TO WEAR IT. 16 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,458 THAT'S THE IDEA. THE STORES ARE CLOSING, 17 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:50,000 AND I STILL NEED TO ORDER THE FLYERS FOR THE OPENING. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,583 OK, I'LL GO TO THE PRINTER'S AND THEN GET OUR FOOD, 19 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:56,750 YOU GO TO THE TAILOR AND PICK UP MY OUTFIT FROM EVERYDAY WOMAN. 20 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:57,917 "EVERYDAY WOMAN"? 21 00:00:57,917 --> 00:00:59,291 MM-HMM. THERE'S THE RECEIPT. 22 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,667 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO MUUMUUS "R" US? 23 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,834 DO NOW. MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER LATER. 24 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,834 Man: TURN AROUND, BABY. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 25 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:19,708 Woman: WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS MY HIGH SCORE. 26 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,458 WELL, AIN'T YOU JUST GOT 27 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,708 THE PRETTIEST LITTLE NECK I EVER DID SEE. 28 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:26,959 BOY... 29 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,375 YOU GUYS REALLY NEVER COME UP 30 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:29,583 WITH ANY NEW LINES, DO YOU? 31 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,041 DO YOU MIND? 32 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:34,166 WE WERE TALKING HERE. 33 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:37,750 BUT YOU PROMISED YOU'D NEVER CHEAT ON ME AGAIN, HONEY. 34 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,625 UM, I BETTER GO. 35 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,375 BUT I AIN'T DONE YET. 36 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:43,291 [GASPS] 37 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,875 ALL RIGHT, SUGAR LIPS. 38 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,417 GIDDYUP. 39 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:00,583 WELL, YOU'RE A ROUGH ONE, AIN'T YA? 40 00:03:00,583 --> 00:03:02,333 I LIKE THAT. 41 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:11,708 YOU MUST BE THAT SLAYER I'VE BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT. 42 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,750 LYLE GORCH. 43 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,250 PLEASED TO MEET YA. 44 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 PLEASURE'S MINE. 45 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,583 THIS AIN'T OVER. 46 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,542 OH, SURE, THEY SAY THEY'LL CALL. 47 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:38,917 OH, BLISS, 48 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:40,291 MALL FOOD. 49 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:41,917 BUFFY. 50 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,542 MOM? 51 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:45,208 WHERE'S MY DRESS? 52 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,250 YOUR DR-- 53 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:48,834 OH... 54 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:49,917 OH, GOD. 55 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,583 LET ME GUESS. 56 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,000 YOU WERE DISTRACTED BY A BOY. 57 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,291 TECHNICALLY. 58 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:55,750 BUFFY. 59 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,166 LOOK, I CAN GO GET IT RIGHT NOW. 60 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,542 THEY'RE CLOSED. I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIT IT IN TOMORROW. 61 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,166 SORRY. 62 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:06,083 A LITTLE RESPONSIBILITY IS ALL I ASK. 63 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:07,917 HONESTLY, DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING 64 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,375 BESIDES BOYS AND CLOTHES? 65 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,583 SAVING THE WORLD FROM VAMPIRES? 66 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:17,417 I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD. 67 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,583 [WOLF HOWLING] 68 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,166 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:19,000 MMM...MM-MM-MMM. 70 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,083 XANDER? 71 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,041 SHH, SHH, SHH. 72 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,542 IT'S JUST THAT... 73 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,041 I'M WORRIED WE'RE GONNA MISS CLASS. 74 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,542 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS WOULD WORK A LOT BETTER FOR ME 75 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,250 IF YOU DIDN'T TALK. 76 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,750 WELL, IT'D WORK A LOT BETTER FOR ME 77 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,208 WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. 78 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:46,750 ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME WHEN WE DO... 79 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,333 WHATEVER IT IS WE DO? 80 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:49,834 NO, IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T. 81 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:51,875 IT'S JUST MORE... I DON'T WANT TO. 82 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,583 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S JUST DANDY. 83 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:55,041 WE'RE REPULSED BY EACH OTHER. 84 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:56,291 WE HIDE FROM OUR FRIENDS. 85 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,375 WELL, I SHOULD HOPE SO. PLEASE. 86 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:00,417 ALL IN ALL, THIS IS NOT WHAT I'D CALL 87 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:01,834 A BIG SELF-ESTEEM BOOSTER. 88 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:03,500 TELL ME ABOUT IT. JUST LOOK AT YOU. 89 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,167 AND THOSE CLOTHES. WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES? 90 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:07,125 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 91 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,500 I DON'T NEED THIS. 92 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,625 DITTO. LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD. 93 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,708 Teacher: S-E-X. 94 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,166 SEX. 95 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:26,917 THE SEX DRIVE IN THE HUMAN ANIMAL IS INTENSE. 96 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:30,000 HOW MANY OF US HAVE LOST COUNTLESS PRODUCTIVE HOURS 97 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,209 PLAGUED BY UNWANTED SEXUAL THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS? 98 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:34,417 YES. MM-HMM. 99 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:36,625 THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, MR. HARRIS, 100 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,000 NOT A POLL. 101 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,417 OH. 102 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,542 OF COURSE, FOR TEENAGERS SUCH AS YOURSELVES, 103 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:44,041 THESE FEELINGS ARE EVEN MORE OVERWHELMING. 104 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,250 WITH ALL SORTS OF HORMONES 105 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,625 SURGING THROUGH YOUR BODIES, 106 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,583 COMPELLING YOU TO ACTION, 107 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,208 IT'S OFTEN DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER 108 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:53,542 THAT THERE ARE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES 109 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:55,542 TO HAVING SEX. 110 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,667 WOULD ANYONE CARE TO OFFER ONE SUCH CONSEQUENCE? 111 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,041 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SEX IN THE CAR 112 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:03,333 OR OUT OF THE CAR? 113 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:04,500 BECAUSE I HAVE A FRIEND-- 114 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,209 NOT ME--THAT WAS IN A MIATA 115 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:07,375 PARKED AT THE TOP OF THE HILL, 116 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,708 AND THEN SHE KICKED THE GEAR SHIFT AND-- 117 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:10,250 I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING 118 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,166 A LITTLE MORE COMMONPLACE, MS. CHASE. 119 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,542 YOU WANT TO TALK NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCE? 120 00:07:14,542 --> 00:07:16,083 WHAT ABOUT THE HEARTBREAK OF HALITOSIS? 121 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,792 I MEAN A GIRL MAY SEEM SPIFFY, 122 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:19,208 BUT IF SHE IGNORES HER FLOSSING, 123 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:20,875 THE BLOOM IS DEFINITELY OFF THE ROSE. 124 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,583 LIKE THAT COMPARES TO KISSING A GUY 125 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:27,500 WHO THINKS THE HOOVER TECHNIQUE IS A BIG TURN-ON. 126 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,792 WHAT ABOUT HAVING TO FEIGN INTEREST 127 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,250 IN HER VAPID LITTLE CHITCHAT 128 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,875 JUST SO YOU CAN GET SOME TOUCH? 129 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:35,500 NOW, ANOTHER CONSEQUENCE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY, ANYONE? 130 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,208 UH, ELSE? 131 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,583 HOW ABOUT PREGNANCY? 132 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,375 THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR ONE, RIGHT? 133 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:42,458 THANK YOU, MS. ROSENBERG. 134 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:44,917 AMONG TEENS, UNWANTED PREGNANCY 135 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:48,583 IS THE NUMBER-ONE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCE OF SEXUAL ACTIVITY. 136 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,542 SO, AS DISCUSSED LAST WEEK, 137 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:51,875 I PRESENT YOU WITH... 138 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,708 YOUR OFFSPRING. 139 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:55,959 YOU WILL SPLIT INTO PARENTING TEAMS. 140 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:58,583 YOU AND YOUR PARTNER WILL SHARE EQUALLY IN THE DAILY TASK 141 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,000 OF RAISING YOUR EGG. 142 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,208 NOW, PLEASE CHOOSE A PARTNER 143 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:03,458 AND COME PICK UP YOUR CHILDREN. 144 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,000 YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY? 145 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,250 HEY. HA HA. 146 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,208 I KNOW WE JUST MET, 147 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,291 BUT ISN'T THAT XANDER JR. YOU'RE HOLDING? 148 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,083 BUFFY, HOW COME YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS? 149 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,708 VAMPIRE ISSUES. 150 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,333 DID MR. WHITMORE NOTICE I WAS TARDY? 151 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:33,083 I THINK THE WORD YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR IS "ABSENT." 152 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,667 TARDY PEOPLE SHOW. 153 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:35,750 RIGHT. 154 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,667 AND YES, HE DID NOTICE, 155 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,291 SO HE WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS. 156 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,834 AS FAR AS PUNISHMENTS GO, 157 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,500 THIS IS FAIRLY ABSTRACT. 158 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,375 NO, IT'S YOUR BABY. 159 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:49,291 OK, I GET IT EVEN LESS. 160 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:51,291 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S THE WHOLE SEX LEADS TO RESPONSIBILITY THING, 161 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,708 WHICH I PERSONALLY DON'T GET. 162 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,375 YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THE EGG. 163 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,000 IT'S A BABY. YOU GOT TO KEEP IT SAFE 164 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,208 AND TEACH IT CHRISTIAN VALUES. 165 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,375 MY EGG IS JEWISH. 166 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:02,209 THEN TEACH IT THAT DREIDEL SONG. 167 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,458 I CAN'T DO THIS. 168 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:04,792 I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THINGS. 169 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,458 I KILLED MY GIGAPET. 170 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,208 I MEAN, LITERALLY. I SAT ON IT, AND IT BROKE. 171 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:10,041 OHH. 172 00:09:10,041 --> 00:09:11,583 Willow: YOU'LL DO FINE. 173 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,166 THE ONLY THING THAT STRESSES ME 174 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,209 IS WHEN DO WE TELL THEM THEY'RE ADOPTED? 175 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,708 I'LL JUST LAY THAT ONE OFF ON MY PARTNER. 176 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:18,875 WHO'D I GET? 177 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,333 WELL... 178 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,125 THERE WERE AN UNEVEN NUMBER OF STUDENTS 179 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:24,167 AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW, SO... 180 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,500 I'M A SINGLE MOTHER? 181 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,375 NO MAN OF HER OWN. 182 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:29,708 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT ME? 183 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:31,625 THAT I AM DOOMED TO LEAD MY MOTHER'S LIFE. 184 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,667 HOW DEEPLY SCARY IS THAT? 185 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:34,792 HOW ABOUT THIS? 186 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,750 IT SAYS NOTHING. IT MEANS NOTHING. 187 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,917 THIS WHOLE EGG EXPERIMENT IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS. 188 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:40,000 SUCCESS... 189 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,542 AT LAST. 190 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:45,000 YOUR PLAYMATE IS A FELLOW OF REPUTE, IT SEEMS. 191 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,917 [GASPS] 192 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,583 THAT'S, UM, LYLE GORCH. 193 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,125 AND THAT ONE'S HIS BROTHER TECTOR. 194 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,333 THEY'RE FROM ABILENE. 195 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,792 THEY MADE THEIR REPUTATION 196 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,750 BY MASSACRING AN ENTIRE MEXICAN VILLAGE IN 1886. 197 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,375 FRIENDLY LITTLE DEMONS. 198 00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:00,542 THAT WAS BEFORE THEY BECAME VAMPIRES. 199 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,375 B-BUT, UM, 200 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,625 THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THEY'RE... 201 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,000 NOT AMONGST THE GREAT THINKERS OF OUR TIME. 202 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,375 I DOUBT IF THEY'RE UP TO MUCH. 203 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,625 THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST DRAWN HERE 204 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,166 BY THE HELLMOUTH'S ENERGY. 205 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,667 'NUFF SAID. I PROPOSE BUFFY SLAYS THEM. 206 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:13,625 ALL IN FAVOR? 207 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,125 AYE. 208 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,667 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD UNDERESTIMATE THEM. 209 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:18,792 I MEAN, YOU MAY NEED TO HAVE SOME HELP IF... 210 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,792 WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE EGGS? 211 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:27,250 HEY, MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE ANGEL HELP YOU FIND THE GORCHS. 212 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,083 YES, YES. YES, THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 213 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,667 THERE'S STRENGTH IN NUMBERS. 214 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,834 OH, RIGHT, I SEE A LOT OF HUNTING GETTING DONE 215 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,208 IN THAT SCENARIO. 216 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208 PLEASE. LIKE ANGEL AND I 217 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,750 ARE JUST HELPLESS SLAVES TO PASSION. 218 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:39,375 GROW UP. 219 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,458 I REALLY-- 220 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:46,375 I KNOW. 221 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,959 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T HUNTING IN THE CLASSICAL SENSE. 222 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:54,750 WE SHOULD... 223 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:55,667 YOU'RE RIGHT. 224 00:10:58,708 --> 00:10:59,708 OK. 225 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,542 OK. 226 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,667 YOU SEE ANYTHING? 227 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,792 NO. 228 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,708 OK. 229 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:11,625 ENOUGH HUNTING. 230 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,375 THAT THE SLAYER? 231 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,125 YEP. 232 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,708 AIN'T THAT ANGELUS WITH HER? 233 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:30,917 YEP. 234 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:34,166 WELL, HOW COME SHE AIN'T SLAYING? 235 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:37,625 AND HOW COME HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE ME BLUSH? 236 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:38,792 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, TECTOR. 237 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,208 AND HOW COME YOU ALWAYS ASKING ME 238 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,708 SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS? 239 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:45,417 SO YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM, OR YOU WANT ME TO, LYLE? 240 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,625 I SAY WE LEAVE IT... 241 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,417 WAIT TILL SHE'S ALONE. 242 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,542 WHY? YOU SCARED? 243 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,375 NO. 244 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,875 I COULD WHIP 'EM BOTH RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO. 245 00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,375 THEN WHY DON'T YOU? 246 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,542 'CAUSE I GOT ME A PLAN. 247 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,708 I'M THE ONE WHO DOES THE THINKING, REMEMBER? 248 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:06,708 YEAH. 249 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,875 YOU DO THE THINKING, LYLE. 250 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:11,208 THAT IS DEFINITELY YOUR DEPARTMENT. 251 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:15,750 SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE CAN'T KILL 'EM NOW? 252 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,834 OK, LITTLE EGG DUDE... 253 00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:23,125 LET'S SEE. 254 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,208 FEEDING. 255 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,417 CHECK. 256 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,458 BURPING. 257 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,458 UGH. 258 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,500 CHECK. 259 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,417 DIAPERS. 260 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,291 SORT OF. IN THEORY, I GUESS. 261 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,333 OK. 262 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,458 GOOD NIGHT, EGGBERT. 263 00:13:57,917 --> 00:14:00,583 I'M TIRED OF RAT. 264 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,750 HOW COME WE CAN'T STAY IN A NICE PLACE? 265 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,583 A MOTEL OR SOMETHING. MAYBE... 266 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,500 MAYBE ONE WITH AN ICE MACHINE. 267 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,500 'CAUSE WE GOT TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE 268 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,625 TILL WE GET THIS SLAYER BUSINESS TAKEN CARE OF. 269 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,750 WELL, HOW COME ANGELUS IS GETTING ALL CUDDLY WITH HER AND ALL? 270 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,166 I MEAN, DOES THE MAN HAVE NO CODE? 271 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:21,792 TECTOR... 272 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,583 UHH! 273 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,291 YOU GONNA BE PESTERING ME 274 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,750 WITH THESE QUESTIONS ALL DAMN DAY? 275 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,417 I JUST DON'T LIKE IT HERE. 276 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,542 AIN'T A DECENT WHORE IN THE WHOLE CITY LIMITS. 277 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:33,625 SO THIS IS THE THANKS I GET? 278 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,667 WELL... 279 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,625 DON'T I TAKE CARE OF YOU? 280 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,708 DIDN'T I NEAR RAISE YOU MYSELF? HMM? 281 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,792 BURDEN THAT YOU WERE, 282 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,792 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU ON THAT DOORSTEP WHEN MAMA BLEW TOWN. 283 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:47,083 DON'T SAY THAT, LYLE. 284 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,875 NOW I'M TAKING CARE OF THIS. 285 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,458 YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE GIRL? 286 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:53,125 I'M JUST PLAYING IT SAFE. 287 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,875 WE'RE JUST GONNA FOLLOW HER AROUND A LITTLE WHILE, 288 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,959 FIND OUR TIME, 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T OVER. 289 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,125 I THINK YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE SLAYER. 290 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:04,458 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD 291 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,417 AND THROW YOUR ASS OUT IN THAT SUNLIGHT. COME ON. 292 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,667 YOU THINK YOU CAN? 293 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,458 GIDDYUP, SON. 294 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,000 YIPPEE-KI-AYE, MATEY. 295 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:35,500 [ALARM BEEPS] 296 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,291 OHH. 297 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,625 OH, GOD. 298 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,417 AT LEAST EAT SOMETHING IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK THAT. 299 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,125 I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY. 300 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,000 HOW'S PARENTING GOING? 301 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,542 FINE. 302 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,000 ARE YOU SURE YOUR EGG IS SECURE IN THAT? 303 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,792 DID I ASK FOR BACKSEAT MOMMYING? 304 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,125 ARE WE A LITTLE TOUCHY THIS MORNING? 305 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,291 OH, I JUST FEEL ALL FUNKY. 306 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,875 HMM. 307 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:15,250 YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER. 308 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,875 NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 309 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,625 I JUST--I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL. 310 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,542 WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOUR EGG KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT? 311 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,333 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 312 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,250 PARENTING'S A PAIN. 313 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,708 WAIT TILL IT STARTS DATING. 314 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,208 OH. WHY ARE YOU THREE HANGING ABOUT? 315 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,375 DON'T YOU HAVE CLASSES TO GO TO? 316 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,750 TEEN HEALTH GOT CANCELED. 317 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,291 MR. WHITMORE IS OUT. 318 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:47,333 COULDN'T FIND AN EGG-SITTER OR SOMETHING. 319 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,417 WELL, THEN, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 320 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,375 NO. NO. 321 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,208 SURE. 322 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,917 HOW DID THE, UH... 323 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,000 HUNT GO LAST NIGHT, BUFFY? 324 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,625 NO GO. 325 00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,834 UH, NO, YOU DIDN'T GO, 326 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,083 OR YOU WERE UNSUCCESSFUL? 327 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,500 NO GORCHS. 328 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,750 APPARENTLY, BUFFY HAS DECIDED 329 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,250 THE PROBLEM WITH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE 330 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,083 IS ALL THOSE PESKY WORDS: 331 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,583 YOU...ANGEL... BIG...SMOOCHIES? 332 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,625 SHUT...UP. 333 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,291 IT'S TRUE, BUFFY. YOU AND WILLOW DO SEEM A LITTLE SLUGGISH. 334 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:17,583 ARE YOU QUITE SURE EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT? 335 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,166 MAYBE SOMETHING WE ATE. 336 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,291 OR PERHAPS IT'S THE BURDEN OF PARENTHOOD. 337 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,750 NOTICE HOW SERIOUSLY YOU TWO HAVE TAKEN THIS EGG THING, 338 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,000 WHILE I, IN TURN, HAVE, UH... 339 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,625 WELL, CHOSEN A MORE BALANCED APPROACH. 340 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,583 XANDER, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T-- 341 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,000 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 342 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,875 YOU CAN'T STRESS OVER EVERY LITTLE THING. 343 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,708 A CHILD PICKS UP ON THAT, 344 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,708 WHICH IS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO NEUROTIC CITY. 345 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,375 [GASPS] [GASPS] [GASPS] 346 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,625 IT DIDN'T BREAK. HOW COME IT DIDN'T BREAK? 347 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,166 WHICH IS ANOTHER SECRET TO CONSCIENTIOUS EGG CARE. 348 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,583 A POT OF SCALDING WATER AND ABOUT 8 MINUTES. 349 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,875 YOU BOILED YOUR YOUNG? 350 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,375 YEAH. I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRUEL, 351 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,583 BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. 352 00:17:56,583 --> 00:18:00,000 I MEAN, YOU CAN BET THAT LITTLE XANDER HERE IS THICK-SKINNED NOW. 353 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,834 TECHNICALLY, THAT WOULD BE CHEATING, YES? 354 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,667 NO. 355 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,041 IT'S LIKE A SHORTCUT, 356 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,583 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RUN A RACE? 357 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,209 THAT WOULD ALSO BE CHEATING. 358 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:09,875 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. 359 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,750 I SUPPOSE THERE IS A SORT OF MACHIAVELLIAN INGENUITY 360 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,708 TO YOUR TRANSGRESSION. 361 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:14,875 I RESENT THAT. 362 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,291 OR POSSIBLY THANK YOU. 363 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,834 FIGURES YOU THREE WOULD ALL BE HANGING IN A DUNGEON 364 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,209 WHILE SOMETHING MAJOR'S GOING ON AT SUNNYDALE HIGH. 365 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,083 AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE, CORDELIA, 366 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,708 BARRETTE APPRECIATION DAY? 367 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,333 MR. WHITMORE DIDN'T SHOW TODAY. 368 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,750 THAT NEWS IS OF THE PAST. 369 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,209 HE'S MISSING. 370 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:34,375 PRESUMED DEAD. 371 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,083 PRESUMED BY WHOM? 372 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,250 WELL, ME. 373 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,583 I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A FEW HOURS 374 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,542 BEFORE WE GIVE UP ON HIM COMPLETELY. 375 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,000 WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD LOOK AROUND, DON'T YOU, XANDER? 376 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,542 IT CAN WAIT. 377 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,500 WELL, HIS BODY COULD FALL OUT OF A CLOSET SOMEWHERE, 378 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,083 SO WE SHOULD CHECK SOME CLOSETS 379 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,917 TO SEE IF HE'S IN A CLOSET? 380 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,166 YOU'RE RIGHT. 381 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,875 THERE COULD BE A CLOSET. 382 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,125 LET'S GO. 383 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,375 YOU GUYS LOOK FOR MORE CLUES. 384 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,417 WE'LL MEET BACK HERE. 385 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,041 WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 386 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,834 ARE THEY GETTING WEIRDER? 387 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,166 HAVE YOU NOTICED THE WEIRDNESS OF THEM? 388 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,291 THEY'RE WEIRD. 389 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,166 SHOULD I HAVE GUILT ABOUT NOT LOOKING FOR MR. WHITMORE? 390 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,875 I'D RATHER YOU CONSERVE YOUR STRENGTH 391 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,417 FOR HUNTING THE GORCHS. 392 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,166 I'LL BE FINE BY TONIGHT. 393 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,375 MAYBE I'LL SWEEP THE CEMETERY. 394 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,209 WELL, BE CAREFUL... 395 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:19,875 IF YOU'RE STILL FEELING A LITTLE SLUGGISH. 396 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,417 NO WORRIES. 397 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,209 AND ANGEL'S HELPING YOU, RIGHT? 398 00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,417 HE DOES WHAT HE CAN. 399 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,458 AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY THIS, 400 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,417 WE SHOULD REALLY GO KILL BAD GUYS. 401 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,208 IT'S LATE. 402 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,708 YOU SHOULD GET HOME, HUH? 403 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,250 WHAT ABOUT THE GORCHS? 404 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,291 I'LL HUNT. 405 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,625 REALLY? 406 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,542 YOU'D DO THAT? 407 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,041 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE AN EARLY DAY TOMORROW. 408 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,333 MMM. TRUE. 409 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,333 I STILL HAVE TO GO HOME AND FILL OUT MY EGG DIARY. 410 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,834 YOUR WHAT? 411 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,792 OH, I TOLD YOU, THAT FAUX PARENTING GIG 412 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,792 WE'RE DOING AT SCHOOL. 413 00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,041 LIKE I'M REALLY PLANNING TO HAVE KIDS ANYTIME SOON. 414 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,125 MAYBE SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE 415 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,208 WHEN I'M DONE HAVING A LIFE, BUT... 416 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:06,667 RIGHT NOW, KIDS WOULD JUST BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH. 417 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,875 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 418 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,208 I DON'T... 419 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,291 WELL, YOU KNOW, I--I CAN'T. 420 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,542 OH. 421 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,625 THAT'S OK. UM... 422 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,458 I FIGURED THERE WERE ALL SORTS OF THINGS VAMPIRES CAN'T DO. 423 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:24,834 YOU KNOW, LIKE WORK FOR THE TELEPHONE COMPANY 424 00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,542 OR VOLUNTEER FOR THE RED CROSS 425 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,625 OR... 426 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,083 HAVE LITTLE VAMPIRES. 427 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,291 SO YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE? 428 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:33,208 NO. 429 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,291 NEVER? 430 00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,625 NO. 431 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,000 YOU REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS A YEAR FROM NOW? 432 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,500 5 YEARS FROM NOW? 433 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,750 ANGEL, WHEN I LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, 434 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,500 ALL I SEE IS YOU. 435 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,959 ALL I WANT IS YOU. 436 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,583 I KNOW THE FEELING. 437 00:21:58,333 --> 00:21:59,417 [CLICKS LIGHT SWITCH] 438 00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,500 HELLO? 439 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,875 IS ANYBODY IN HERE? 440 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,917 OHH! 441 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,834 [SHRIEK] 442 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,708 COME ON, PICK UP. 443 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:03,875 HELLO? 444 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,291 WILLOW, ARE YOU OK? 445 00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:07,000 WHY SHOULDN'T I BE? 446 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,792 YOUR EGG, IS IT DOING ANYTHING? 447 00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:09,834 DOING WHAT? 448 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:10,834 BREAK IT. 449 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:12,083 RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO SMASH IT 450 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,417 WITH SOMETHING HEAVY. 451 00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:14,708 BUFFY, WHAT-- 452 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,125 MY EGG, IT WENT-- IT WENT POSTAL ON ME. 453 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,166 THE THING HATCHED, 454 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,667 AND IT--IT SPRUNG THIS CREEPY-CRAWLY THING, AND IT ATTACKED ME. 455 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,209 ARE YOU OK? 456 00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,917 YEAH. NO, I'M FINE, BUT YOUR EGG... 457 00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:24,834 IS TOTALLY NORMAL. 458 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,583 I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE. 459 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,542 OH. 460 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:30,209 MAYBE IT'S A TRAP, 461 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:32,583 SOMETHING THE GORCH BROTHERS PLANTED FOR YOU? 462 00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:34,166 MAYBE. 463 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,834 YEAH. 464 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,291 UH, I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE WOKEN YOU. 465 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:39,708 G-GO BACK TO SLEEP. 466 00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:40,875 YOU SURE? 467 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,041 YEAH. 468 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,375 YEAH, I-I'M BETTER. 469 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,125 I'M--I'M FINE. 470 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,458 OK. 471 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:47,625 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 472 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,250 [DOOR OPENS] 473 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,375 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 474 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,000 BUFFY, WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO AT THIS H-- 475 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,583 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED? 476 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,500 WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING 477 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,209 AT THIS HOUR OF THE NIGHT? 478 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,458 NOWHERE. 479 00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:20,333 WHO WAS THAT ON THE PHONE? 480 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:21,917 UM...WILLOW. 481 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:23,667 SHE WASN'T FEELING WELL TODAY, 482 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,000 SO I WAS JUST CALLING 483 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,792 TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS FEELING BETTER. 484 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:29,333 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT, YOUNG LADY. 485 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:30,792 I HAD A BAD DREAM? 486 00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:32,792 OH, NO, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD DREAM, 487 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,250 A DREAM THAT YOU ARE GROUNDED 488 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:35,667 FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE. 489 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:36,917 WHICH MEANS, 490 00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:38,375 NO AFTER-SCHOOL SOCIALIZING, 491 00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:40,166 NO BRONZE, NO NOTHING. 492 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,708 NOT UNTIL I SAY SO. 493 00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,792 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 494 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:43,959 YEAH, BUT I THINK-- 495 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:45,375 NOW, SCHOOL ENDS AT 2:30. 496 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:48,417 I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE LIBRARY AT 2:33 497 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:51,000 AND STUDY UNTIL I PICK YOU UP THERE AT 5:30. 498 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,041 UNDERSTOOD? 499 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,041 YEAH. 500 00:26:53,041 --> 00:26:54,041 GOOD. 501 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:55,291 HAVE A NICE DAY. 502 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,209 NICE BEAR. 503 00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:14,166 LISTEN, IS YOUR-- 504 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,667 HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY FATHER 505 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,792 BROUGHT THIS BEAR BACK FROM GSTAAD YEARS AGO. 506 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:20,166 THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THESE TRENDOIDS EVERYWHERE STARTED SPORTING THEM, 507 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,542 SO I'M TOTALLY NOT WEARING IT. 508 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,209 THEN I THOUGHT, "HEY, 509 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:24,208 "I'M THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS NATIONWIDE CRAZE. 510 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,542 WHAT AM I ASHAMED OF?" 511 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,125 OK, SOLILOQUY GIRL, 512 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,458 I JUST WANTED TO ASK ABOUT YOUR EGG. 513 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:30,667 MY EGG? 514 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:32,333 YEAH. YOUR EGG. 515 00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,917 THE ONE MR. WHITMORE GAVE YOU. 516 00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:35,417 IT'S IN MY BEAR. 517 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:36,834 SO... 518 00:27:36,834 --> 00:27:39,625 YOUR EGG ISN'T ACTING ODD OR ANYTHING. 519 00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,500 IT ISN'T ACTING ANYTHING. IT'S AN EGG, BUFFY. 520 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,083 IT DOESN'T EMOTE. 521 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:44,208 SHANISSE, 522 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:46,625 IS THAT YOUR REAL HAIR? 523 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,625 HEY. 524 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,667 HEY. 525 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,792 MMM. 526 00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:55,458 CARDBOARD-Y. 527 00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,083 SORRY, JUNIOR... 528 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,875 BUT A MAN'S GOTTA EAT. 529 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,834 SO... 530 00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:12,708 WAS THERE ANY MORE HATCHLING ACTIVITY LAST NIGHT? 531 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:13,708 NO. 532 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,375 YOU WERE PROBABLY RIGHT. 533 00:28:15,375 --> 00:28:17,167 IT WAS JUST A TRAP THE VAMPS SET FOR ME. 534 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:20,417 AND...EVERYONE ELSE'S EGGS SEEM PERFECTLY NORMAL. 535 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:22,875 DID YOU BRING THE THING THAT ATTACKED YOU? 536 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,875 YEAH. GILES WANTS TO SEE IT. 537 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,708 HE'S IN FULL RESEARCH MODE. 538 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,333 OK. WELL, BRING IT TO THE SCIENCE LAB, 539 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,375 AND I'LL GET GILES AND WE'LL ANALYZE IT. 540 00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:32,708 GREAT. 541 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,209 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SAY 542 00:28:34,209 --> 00:28:35,375 THAT A DAY WITHOUT AN AUTOPSY 543 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:37,500 IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE. 544 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:41,792 HEY. 545 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,208 OHHH, GOD! 546 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,667 CAN I JUST SAY... 547 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,041 GUUUUH! 548 00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:57,125 I SEE YOUR GUUUUH AND RAISE YOU A NUUUHHH! 549 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,542 WHAT IS IT? 550 00:28:58,542 --> 00:28:59,959 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, CORDELIA. 551 00:28:59,959 --> 00:29:01,166 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. CAPISCE? 552 00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,417 CAPISCE? 553 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:05,625 WHAT ARE YOU, A WORLD TRAVELER NOW? 554 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,250 HEY, WHERE'S GILES? I KNOW HE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS. 555 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,209 HE SAID TO GET STARTED. 556 00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:10,583 HE'LL BE BY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 557 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,291 SO, OK. 558 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,500 GET STARTED, BUFFY. 559 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,750 DISSECT IT OR SOMETHING. 560 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:15,834 ME? 561 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:17,041 WHY DO I HAVE TO DISSECT IT? 562 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:18,250 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SLAYER. 563 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:19,291 AND I SLAYED. 564 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,834 MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 565 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,166 OH, NO, I ALMOST ATE ONE OF THESE THINGS. 566 00:29:22,166 --> 00:29:23,542 I THINK I'VE FULFILLED 567 00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:24,708 MY GROSS-OUT QUOTA FOR THE DECADE. 568 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:26,583 GUYS. 569 00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,583 Xander: DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR? 570 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,542 I MEAN, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS THING IS? 571 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:32,209 Buffy: TURN IT OVER. 572 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,166 MAYBE WE MISSED ITS I.D. BRACELET. 573 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,667 SO NOW I GUESS 574 00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,417 WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. WHITMORE. 575 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:38,083 HE SAW THIS AND RAN AWAY? 576 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:40,333 TRY BEST-CASE SCENARIO. 577 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,625 IT'S POSSIBLE THAT MR. WHITMORE WASN'T HARMED. 578 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,250 MAYBE THE OFFSPRING 579 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,458 SIMPLY USED HIM TO RETURN TO THE MOTHER BEZOAR. 580 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:47,750 YEAH, MAYBE HE-- 581 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:48,834 WHAT? 582 00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:49,875 WHAT'S A BEZOAR--OOH! 583 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:50,917 CORDY! 584 00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:13,750 BUFFY? 585 00:31:21,750 --> 00:31:23,750 HELLO. 586 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,792 HELLO. 587 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:27,625 OH. MR. GILES, HI. 588 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,208 UH, I-I WAS LOOKING FOR BUFFY. 589 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,458 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME HERE. 590 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,291 SHE HASN'T BEEN IN. 591 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,792 I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TALK TO HER MYSELF ABOUT, UH... 592 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,875 HISTORY TEXTS. 593 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,583 THAT IS JUST THE LAST STRAW. 594 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,208 I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO, UH... 595 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:42,792 SHE NEVER MEANS TO, 596 00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:44,750 BUT SOMEHOW SHE ALWAYS MANAGES TO ANYWAY. 597 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,583 DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN, MR. GILES? 598 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:47,750 UM... 599 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,959 [WHISPERING] Should I be whispering? 600 00:31:48,959 --> 00:31:50,500 [WHISPERING] No. 601 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,834 AND, UH, NO, I HAVEN'T ANY CHILDREN. 602 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:55,375 ALTHOUGH, UH, SOMETIMES I FEEL AS THOUGH I DO, 603 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,625 YOU KNOW, WORKING HERE. 604 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,500 THEY CAN BE SUCH A... 605 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,041 OH, I--I DON'T WANT TO SAY BURDEN, 606 00:32:00,041 --> 00:32:02,625 BUT, UH... 607 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,125 ACTUALLY, I KIND OF DO WANT TO SAY BURDEN. 608 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,500 FEEL FREE. 609 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,834 OH, THEY'RE JUST SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 610 00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:10,667 SOMETIMES. 611 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:13,333 "BRISTOW'S DEMON INDEX"? 612 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,083 "HELL'S OFFSPRING"? 613 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,917 A HOBBY OF MINE. 614 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:19,917 BUT HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH BUFFY IN ANY WAY. 615 00:32:21,834 --> 00:32:23,458 UM... 616 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:25,834 YOU SAY BUFFY TOLD YOU THAT SHE'D BE HERE 617 00:32:25,834 --> 00:32:26,834 ALL AFTERNOON? 618 00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:28,250 WELL, YES. 619 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,875 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 620 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:32,000 NO, I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING. 621 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,291 [NOISE IN HALLWAY] 622 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,667 WHAT WAS THAT? 623 00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:35,750 PROBABLY THE JANITOR. 624 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:39,917 AAH! 625 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,959 AAH! 626 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,583 HEY. 627 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,834 XANDER. 628 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:08,834 HEY. 629 00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:09,917 YOU ALL RIGHT? 630 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:13,209 [MOANS] 631 00:33:13,209 --> 00:33:16,083 LAST TIME CORDY DRAGGED ME IN HERE, IT WAS A LOT NICER. 632 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,041 WHAT? 633 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:19,125 HUH? NOTHING. 634 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:21,583 UH, CRAZY TALK. HEAD TRAUMA. 635 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,250 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 636 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,250 I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG BUMP. 637 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:26,667 I'M GONNA HAVE A PENINSULA... 638 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:27,959 HERE. 639 00:33:27,959 --> 00:33:30,041 WHAT--WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON 640 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:31,708 WITH CORDY AND WILLOW? 641 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,959 IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HATCHLINGS, 642 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:35,542 I'M SURE OF IT. 643 00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:36,750 WHAT, ARE THEY POSSESSED? 644 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:39,708 I DON'T KNOW. 645 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:41,959 BUT THEY SURE WANTED US OUT OF THE WAY. 646 00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,458 WHY NOT KILL US? 647 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,542 WHY, UH... 648 00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,959 WHY DRAG US IN HERE? 649 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,291 OH. 650 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:50,625 BAD NOW. 651 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,583 THANK YOU. 652 00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,125 GILES. 653 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,458 GILES. 654 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:02,458 HE MUST BE OUT SOMEWHERE. 655 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,166 WELL, HE PICKED A HELL OF A TIME TO GET A LIFE. 656 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:05,417 WHAT DO WE DO? 657 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,209 WE CAN'T FIGHT THESE THINGS 658 00:34:07,209 --> 00:34:08,208 TILL WE KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. 659 00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:09,834 WILLOW SAID SOMETHING, UH, A NAME. 660 00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,208 WHAT WAS IT? 661 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,291 A BOZO. 662 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:14,208 NOT A BOZO. 663 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:15,125 A BEZOAR. 664 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,166 THAT'S IT. 665 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,708 OK, SO, NOW... 666 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:19,458 WE LOOK IT UP? 667 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,917 IN WHAT? 668 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:22,500 A BOOK? 669 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,500 GILES SAID HE WAS GONNA TRY TO FIND SOMETHING. 670 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,542 AND I'D SAY HE FOUND SOMETHING. 671 00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:40,125 I'D SAY SOMETHING FOUND HIM. 672 00:35:34,542 --> 00:35:37,083 "PRE-PREHISTORIC PARASITE. 673 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,750 "THE MOTHER HIBERNATES UNDERGROUND LAYING EGGS. 674 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,333 "THE OFFSPRING THEN ATTACH THEMSELVES TO A HOST, 675 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:42,750 "TAKING CONTROL OF THEIR MOTOR FUNCTIONS 676 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,208 THROUGH NEURAL CLAMPING." 677 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,625 NEURAL CLAMPING. 678 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,458 THAT SOUNDS SKIPPABLE. 679 00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:50,000 SO OUR PEOPLE ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM THE MAMA BEZOAR. 680 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,333 WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION... 681 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,000 WHAT DOES MAMA WANT? 682 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,875 Boy: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 683 00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,917 GET THIS THING OFF ME! SOMEBODY, GET IT OFF ME! 684 00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:58,250 HELP! 685 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,041 ARE YOU OK? 686 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,500 I'M FINE. 687 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,750 I SLIPPED. 688 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:08,000 I THINK I HEAR MOMMY CALLING. 689 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,542 UH-HUH. 690 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,583 DO WE REALLY WANT TO GO IN THERE? 691 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,625 WE REALLY DON'T. 692 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:46,583 CAREFUL. 693 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,333 WHAT ARE THEY DIGGING UP? 694 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:09,583 OH, BOY. 695 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,250 WE CAN'T LET THEM SPREAD THOSE EGGS. 696 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,542 I'LL HANDLE IT. 697 00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:16,834 CAN YOU, UH, HOLD DOWN THE FORT? 698 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:20,458 I'M GONNA NEED A WEAPON. 699 00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,000 I'M GONNA NEED A BIG WEAPON. 700 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,917 YEAH. 701 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,542 I TOLD YOU THIS WEREN'T OVER. 702 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:03,875 SHE'S SO CUTE 703 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,291 AND LITTLE. 704 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:07,417 YOU THINK WE CAN KEEP HER? 705 00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:09,792 GUYS, THIS REALLY ISN'T A GREAT TIME. 706 00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:11,500 OH, IT'S GONNA BE. 707 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,792 HEY! THAT'S MY BROTHER! 708 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,834 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 709 00:38:28,291 --> 00:38:29,792 MOM? 710 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,500 KILL THEM. 711 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,917 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 712 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,542 LONG STORY. 713 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,125 CORDELIA! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU... 714 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:30,041 SOME OF THE TIME. 715 00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:32,291 I'LL KILL YOU! 716 00:39:32,291 --> 00:39:33,542 THAT'S MY BUMP! 717 00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:44,041 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 718 00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:52,792 WELL, LOOKIE THERE. 719 00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:00,000 WELL, HELLO. 720 00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:07,834 TECTOR! 721 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,166 TECTOR? 722 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,750 [BEZOAR GURGLES] 723 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,333 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 724 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,542 HOW? 725 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,750 [BEZOAR GURGLES] 726 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:33,708 [SLASHING SOUNDS] 727 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:37,708 [BEZOAR SHRIEKS] 728 00:41:18,792 --> 00:41:20,625 ALL RIGHT. 729 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:21,625 IT'S OVER. 730 00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:38,708 UH, YES. I-IT WAS A GAS LEAK, EVERYONE. 731 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:41,708 WELL, JUST GET SOME AIR, AND, UH... 732 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,125 A GOOD NIGHT'S REST, YOU KNOW, 733 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,625 YOU'LL BE FINE. 734 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:46,875 THESE GAS THINGS WILL HAPPEN. 735 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,208 WH-WHAT WAS IT, REALLY? 736 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:49,250 STICK WITH THE GAS THING. 737 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,250 I'LL FILL YOU IN TOMORROW. 738 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,291 RIGHT. 739 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:54,875 HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 740 00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:57,041 DID I REALLY HIT YOU? 741 00:41:57,041 --> 00:41:58,417 YOU KNOCKED ME OUT. 742 00:41:58,417 --> 00:42:00,458 DID I HIT YOU? YES, EVERYONE HIT ME. 743 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,708 GOOD. WELL... I DON'T MEAN GOOD BECAUSE I HIT YOU, 744 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,208 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT. 745 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,583 HOW IS SHE? 746 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:10,750 SHE'S A BIT CONFUSED, BUT IT'S GOING AROUND. 747 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,708 ARE YOU OK? 748 00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:22,834 BUFFY, I WAS WORRIED YOU'D GOTTEN CAUGHT IN THE BUILDING. 749 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,375 THERE WAS A GAS LEAK. 750 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,792 UH, YEAH, I JUST HEARD. 751 00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:27,000 I WAS IN THE GYM. 752 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,875 I WENT LOOKING FOR YOU IN THE LIBRARY. 753 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:31,166 WELL, I WAS ON MY WAY THERE, WHEN-- 754 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,959 I THOUGHT I MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR 755 00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:35,208 THAT YOU WEREN'T TO LEAVE THE LIBRARY TILL I CAME. 756 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:37,500 THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT IS THERE WAS A GAS LEAK. 757 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,667 I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THE OTHER SIDE RIGHT NOW. 758 00:42:39,667 --> 00:42:42,750 YOUNG LADY, YOU HAVE TO LEARN SOME RESPONSIBILITY, OK? 759 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,208 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 760 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,542 I'M GROUNDED? 761 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:46,583 YOU'RE ALREADY GROUNDED. 762 00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,625 OH, YEAH. 763 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,041 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, 764 00:42:49,041 --> 00:42:50,625 YOU ARE CONFINED TO YOUR ROOM. 765 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:53,208 YOU WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR ROOM AT ANY TIME 766 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,417 EXCEPT TO GO TO SCHOOL OR THE BATHROOM. 767 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:57,208 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 768 00:42:58,333 --> 00:42:59,542 YOU'RE CLEAR. 769 00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:01,417 I...WON'T LEAVE MY ROOM. 770 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:03,000 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WON'T. 771 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,333 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE? 772 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,500 HEY, I EARNED THIS. 773 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,041 BESIDES, I'M NOT BREAKING ANY RULES. 774 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:22,542 Joyce: BUFFY, ARE YOU GOING TO BED? 775 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:24,125 IN A MINUTE. 776 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:51,625 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 777 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,458 GRR! ARRGGH!