1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:08,008 At long last, our intrepid band of heroes arrive 2 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,477 at Death Adder's castle. 3 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,412 And look how far they've come! 4 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,077 Ah, the memories! 5 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:16,517 Remember when they got stuck in Volcano Larry's Tiki Dungeon? 6 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,220 He made mai tais with a rum floater! 7 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:25,826 I got so drunk, I threw up on my friend's horse on the way home. 8 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,362 It's the battle they've trained for, 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:30,764 the climax of their journey. 10 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,401 If I was there, I'd kill so many of the bad guys. 11 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,269 I'm not there, though. I-I'm at home. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,905 I'm sick. Like, super sick. 13 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:40,908 I can't believe it's finally time. 14 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,578 Oh. Everybody make sure to go pee. 15 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,380 And make it count, 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,949 for this urination could be your last. 17 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,951 Here's the plan. We fight our way room to room 18 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,445 until we face off with Death Adder. 19 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:55,022 And then... we kill him. 20 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,924 -Perfect! Charge! -Hang on! 21 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:59,089 After all this, your plan is still 22 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:01,629 to hack and slash your way through the castle? 23 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,760 Are you suggesting we stab and slice? 24 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,262 I think I could make it work. 25 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:08,702 What would make me happy is you two... 26 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,438 asking me my opinion! 27 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:12,440 But... I don't want to. 28 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,576 Tyris, Gilius has been right about a lot. 29 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,877 We need to try 30 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,074 -listening to him. -Thank you. 31 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,780 Now, the prophecy is vague. 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,915 "When the Emerald Blade and the Golden Axe meet, 33 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,285 only one will survive." 34 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,953 Hmm. Arguably, not even a prophecy. 35 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,285 I like it. Can't be wrong if you don't pick a side. 36 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,391 It only gives us a 50-50 chance, 37 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,294 but I have a plan to tip the odds in our favor. 38 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,298 We're going to sneak into the castle and steal the Golden Axe. 39 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,067 Sneak? Like cowards on tip-ed toes? 40 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:44,472 That's right. And we're gonna do it through... the sewers! 41 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:45,973 Right here. 42 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,975 Sorry I couldn't draw the map in more detail. 43 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,677 I've only been in the castle once. 44 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,541 I don't like that your plan involves trusting the word 45 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,846 of a skeleton. 46 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,982 Is it that I'm a skeleton, or that I'm a girl? 47 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:57,185 You and I both know there can only be one. 48 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,149 Let the games begin. 49 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:03,157 Chronos and Druda will stay back with Hampton 50 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:04,758 and keep the blade safe. 51 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,428 Once we have the Golden Axe, we'll send a signal. 52 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,368 Then we'll join you and head to the throne room 53 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,196 where I'll give the final blow to an unarmed Death Adder, 54 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,102 uh, like, "Yah! Smash!" 55 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:18,272 "We are victorious! Ah! 56 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,673 "Here come the maidens, 57 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,533 -"- and they're hungry for kisses! Mmm!" -Ugh. 58 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,177 Smooch, smooch, smooch. Mm. Mwah. 59 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,309 "Oh, you must be the fairest maiden I've ever kissed!" 60 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,847 "Okay, enough." 61 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,482 Any questions? 62 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:32,853 I'm skeptical about the part where Hampton gets the maidens. 63 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,556 They think they can sneak into Death Adder's castle. 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,857 Do people not know 65 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,659 about our state-of-the-art security stone? 66 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,225 When he leaves, can we use this thing to check in on my cat? 67 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:44,565 I worry he gets lonely when I'm at work. 68 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,576 Aah. Just walk normal. 69 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,218 Huh. Have you ever noticed 70 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,887 that Death Adder's castle looks... kind of freaky? 71 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,356 Oh, my gods, you're right. 72 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,719 It's so freaky! 73 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,225 You're freaking me out, Hampton! 74 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,227 It is freaky! 75 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,296 So, are you two, like... together? 76 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,730 We're friends with benefits. 77 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,866 The benefit is how much fun we have! 78 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,402 Ha-ha! Boo-bah. ♪ Uh-uh, ah! ♪ 79 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,334 I'm gonna go sit over there. 80 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,876 Hey, Druda. 81 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,579 -What's that? -That... is new. 82 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,910 All done with your monthly walk, sewer monster. 83 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,194 Back to your home in the sewers. 84 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,917 And don't forget to kill 85 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,386 anybody you find down there. 86 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,690 Well, that's not good, but, uh, we can pivot. 87 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,725 We'll head in now and kill that thing 88 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,159 before it can get to the others. 89 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,496 Oh! Almost forgot. ♪ Yada-da! ♪ 90 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,833 Oh, I love my job. 91 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,637 Oh, that's right. No lips. 92 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,609 Ew. 93 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,112 I am covered in feces. 94 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,447 But we're making great time. 95 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,450 We haven't even had to lift our swords! 96 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,014 Death Adder's going to have to face a couple 97 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,053 of well-rested heroes! 98 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,793 I think I'm starting to smell the feces. 99 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,630 Hey, Gilius, that monster just drooled on you! 100 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,299 -Which monster? -Oh. The one on the ceiling. 101 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,464 It's been behind us for a while. 102 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,807 This'll cost us some time. 103 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:37,010 But don't worry. We'll make up for it on the back end. 104 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,275 Why did you not mention the sewer monster?! 105 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,714 I didn't know there was one! 106 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,149 But I have a plan. 107 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,648 Does your plan involve more sewer monsters? 108 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,854 Yah! 109 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,298 Whoa! Now there's two of them! 110 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,568 Tyris, did you know it would do that? 111 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,270 This is bad. This is so bad. 112 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,872 This is, like, so bad. 113 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:08,075 Gilius is in danger, our path into the castle is ruined. 114 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,845 Great! I still have no idea how to check my pulse! 115 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,711 Gilius, Ax, and Tyris can handle themselves. 116 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,212 We need a way inside. 117 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:19,353 Okay. First thought, I meet a young maid on staff... 118 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,689 um, Georgina... and we fall in love 119 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,724 over the course of a cold winter. 120 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,222 I use her trust to gain access to the castle. 121 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,058 Georgina will be angry about that, but ultimately forgiving 122 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,065 when we take back Yuria with the power of our love. 123 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,868 And then we'll have to, like, break up. 124 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,371 Or... what if we disguise ourselves 125 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:38,839 and walk in the back door? 126 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,141 I can go as an ordinary skeleton 127 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,761 that didn't defect to find her purpose. 128 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,813 Okay, if you think you can hide your sparkle, 129 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,214 sure, sure. 130 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,312 -Chronos, you can go as my... -Don't. Don't say it. 131 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,884 Don't suggest that I pose 132 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,620 -as your ride able beast. -Why not? 133 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,350 If you're still asking, you're not listening. 134 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,324 Look! I think I found our way in. 135 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,928 Chronos, how do you look in henchman blue? 136 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,441 Hey, did you ever buy that new shield you were looking at? 137 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,943 We don't have to be friends, Torgis. 138 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,865 Hey, what are you doing? 139 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,152 A jester hat? Where did that come from? 140 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:27,116 Let's just say I know a guy. 141 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,756 He sells jester hats. 142 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,925 I don't think that will work. 143 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,927 Death Adder's jesters are famously funny. 144 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,096 Don't worry, Druda. I'm very funny. 145 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,461 Pull my finger. 146 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,099 Hmm. 147 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,764 -Knock, knock. -What? 148 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,266 Told ya! Kitty cat's got jokes. 149 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,973 No! Wait! You were supposed to fart! 150 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,144 I have a feeling this is going to bond us. 151 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,614 I hate you, Torgis. 152 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,621 Please... 153 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,022 Stop chopping! 154 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,492 How many heads does this thing have? 155 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,959 There has to be a limit! 156 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,327 Oh, I've had enough chopping. I'm going to use my magic. 157 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,300 No, don't! The tunnels are too fragile! 158 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,968 Dragon dick! 159 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,900 Swallowed by a monster. I don't have to listen to you. 160 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,339 Those are the rules. Earth magic! 161 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,526 I told you not to do that, 162 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,494 you lump of a lamb's foreskin! 163 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,496 -Ew, Gilius! -He saved our lives. 164 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,829 And obliterated our path to the Golden Axe! 165 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:49,002 Which is where we want to go! 166 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,547 Druda?! 167 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,019 You're alive! Weren't you at Wenisburg? 168 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,717 I heard a skeleton there turned good. 169 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,257 Huh. That's weird. Wasn't me! 170 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:13,226 Nah, it was some other skeleton, it was so gross. 171 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,862 Me? I'm more evil than ever. 172 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,331 -Praise Death Adder! -PDA indeed! 173 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,833 -Whew! -Hey, Torgis! 174 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,866 Aren't you supposed to be on guard duty outside? 175 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,271 Me? Oh... 176 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:27,307 ...yeah, but then I came inside. 177 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,042 Uh, okay. Checks out. 178 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,244 But one of these days, you're going to slip up, 179 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:34,047 and I'll be here... 180 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,886 to cover for you, because you've always been there for me. 181 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,655 I love you, Torgis. Mwah. 182 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,692 Quick, move before they ask Chronos to be funny. 183 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,894 Wait a second. Wait a second! 184 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,496 Has anyone seen this jester before? 185 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,599 I want to know if he's funny. 186 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,033 I think we could use a laugh. 187 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,068 -Uh... -I got this. 188 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,808 Y'all ever wonder what it would sound like 189 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,039 if Death Adder was haggling at the bazaar? 190 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,908 We should run. 191 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,944 Well, we can forget about the armory. 192 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,080 Because once again, you two refused to follow my lead. 193 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,383 Oh, I tried, but now I remember why I don't! 194 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,920 Aha! So you admit it! 195 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,656 Oh, boy, that feels good! 196 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,458 Oh, I admit it. I happily admit it. 197 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,590 Everyone is saying they feel good and they're happy, 198 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,563 but it also feels like they're really angry. 199 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,932 Oh, whatever! 200 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,499 Like you two are perfect! 201 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,968 We're not perfect. 202 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,828 We are superior beings with bodies like gods, 203 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,935 but unlike you, we know how to work together! 204 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:35,275 Do you? 'Cause I sure didn't see much "working together" 205 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,610 when you were chopping heads 206 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,112 like a head-chopping... lu-lunatic. 207 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,648 Huh. That's true. 208 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,950 Oh, yes. Sorry, quick question. 209 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,618 Where was the teamwork when I said 210 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,621 that these sewers were too fragile for earth magic?! 211 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,623 Also true. Ooh! 212 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,625 So, the fact that you had a terrible plan 213 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,823 and now I'm covered in feces is our fault? 214 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,363 Yes. And I'm glad you finally see it! 215 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,794 You are maddening. 216 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,801 I have never met anyone more maddening than you! 217 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,999 Forget it! There's only one way out now. 218 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,839 And at least we still have the element of surprise. 219 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,842 Come, let us surprise them. 220 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,648 Aw, he looks so sad. 221 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,184 I wish I lived close enough to go home for lunch. 222 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,787 He's so smart. 223 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,862 Well, piss on my ankles. 224 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:33,033 But seriously, I wouldn't curse you with his amulet! Ha! 225 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,068 Goodnight, everybody. 226 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,170 Thank you so much. 227 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,339 The dark forces really needed that. 228 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,342 Guys like you are the real heroes. 229 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,345 Heroes! 230 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,043 She's onto us. 231 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,549 That was incredible! You should do that for a living. 232 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,851 Comedy is very easy. 233 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,352 I can't believe that worked! 234 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,554 They had no idea that we're the good guys! 235 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,491 Did that statue just turn its head? 236 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,395 Okay, so you heard what I said about us being good guys? 237 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,465 Do you think the other statues heard me, too? 238 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,375 Okay, any ideas? 239 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,877 I could distract them with a joke. 240 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,411 Oh, great idea. Do the one 241 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,914 about the unicorn and the Pegasus going on the blind date. 242 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,789 Oh, wait! 243 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,523 Stab! Slice! 244 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,089 Ooh, stab and slice is working great, Gilius! 245 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,597 Hey, that was part of a set! 246 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,237 Aah! That was part of my neck! 247 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,406 The Golden Axe... it's this way! 248 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,941 Drop it, Gilius. 249 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,441 We're going straight to Death Adder. 250 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,462 You know what? Fine. 251 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,042 I'll steal the Golden Axe, 252 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,277 and kill Death Adder 253 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,448 without you. 254 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,081 You're going to be so jealous. 255 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,587 First he sneaks, then he bails. 256 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,456 What's next? Tardiness? Truancy?! 257 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,623 Ax, Tyris, you're alive! 258 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,231 Jester! 259 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,291 I've got a nephew who wants to break into jesting. 260 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,031 Do you think you could sit down with him and... 261 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,469 No! 262 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,271 -Thanks. -Don't thank me yet. 263 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,474 His nephew is still out there somewhere. 264 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,615 We're outnumbered. What do we do? 265 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,151 Fire... magic! 266 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,093 It wasn't enough. 267 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,128 Run! 268 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,973 Hey, where's Gilius? 269 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,477 There it is. 270 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,675 The Golden Axe. 271 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,981 I found it! 272 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,382 I knew I would. 273 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,985 I would like to thank Ax and Tyris 274 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,653 for not believing in me. 275 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,355 'Cause Gilius Thunderhead 276 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,820 is the smartest, the strongest, 277 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,823 the leader-y-est, never tardy, 278 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,097 and now he has the Golden Axe. 279 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,867 Huh. 280 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,998 Well, that doesn't seem right. 281 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,071 Better check again. 282 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,639 Huh. Starting to think this is a trap. 283 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,777 Huh. Right again! Is there anything I can't do? 284 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,150 Looks like I've caught myself a dwarf. 285 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,594 We can't hold them much longer! 286 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,300 Oh! We need a miracle. 287 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,704 Did I make a miracle happen with my mouth? 288 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,339 Hello. It's Ax. 289 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,541 Bigger muscles, please. 290 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,844 An evil chill. That's never good. 291 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,579 How can you tell that a chill is evil? 292 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,082 Oh. Yeah, I feel it. 293 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,751 Enough of these foolish games. 294 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,250 Holy... crap! 295 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588 Is that Death Adder? 296 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,420 Bring me the Emerald Blade, 297 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,459 or I kill the dwarf. 298 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,925 Oh, no! I think he means Gilius. 299 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,630 Gilius. This is all his fault. 300 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,129 -He just had to go rogue. -Uh-huh. 301 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,763 And let me guess. When he went rogue, 302 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,602 were you having some... I don't know... 303 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,905 deeply insecure argument about who should be in charge? 304 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,440 Yes. And I won. 305 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,444 How?! Death Adder has Gilius, and we are outnumbered. 306 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,112 If we're going to have any chance, 307 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,448 we need to actually work as a team. 308 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,815 You mean, like, one for all, 309 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,350 and all for everybody else, as well? 310 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,818 Yes, exactly. 311 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,520 Couldn't have said it better myself. 312 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,617 I could have said it way better. 313 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,818 So what do you say? 314 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,959 Can we work... together? 315 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,328 Well, well, well. 316 00:14:55,462 --> 00:15:00,100 I bet you feel super, super, super dumb. 317 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,303 Soon your young companion will give me what I want 318 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,572 in exchange for your life. 319 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,674 There's no way Hampton will surrender the blade. 320 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,172 I'm here to surrender the blade. 321 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,012 Hampton, you idiot! What are you doing?! 322 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,143 I'm sorry, Gilius. I wanted to fight, 323 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,283 but no one could agree on how. 324 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,318 Wow. You're a big fella. 325 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,819 Where did you buy that cape? 326 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,823 It's a rug that was intended for a very large room. 327 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,393 Anyway... here. 328 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,033 Now! 329 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,837 What?! Why did you do that? 330 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,010 Because... we're... us. 331 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,012 Sorry. we don't have a group name. 332 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,043 We were barely getting along until eight minutes ago. 333 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,382 Hey, it's illegal to impersonate active military! 334 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,351 It's also illegal to die! 335 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,849 Go to jail! 336 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,356 It's time for the final boss! 337 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,991 Rah! 338 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,023 Seegggaaaa! 339 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,904 Humpton, now! 340 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,813 No! 341 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,558 Hey, you're rooting for green, right? 342 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,560 I can't look, I can't look, I can't look! 343 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,028 Who is winning? Is it me? 344 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,663 Can someone say if it's Hampton? 345 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,265 No, Hampton! Just focus! 346 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,932 Come on, boyo, fight! 347 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,602 Hey, Gilius, I'm doing comedy now. 348 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,438 I... I'm doing it. 349 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,910 I am a hero. 350 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,241 Nay... 351 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,247 I... am... 352 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,717 the chosen one! 353 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,896 Yes! 354 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,966 Yes, kid, you did it! 355 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,735 Gilius... the blade. 356 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,973 Who cares? It worked! You defeated Death Adder! 357 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,910 And more importantly, I was right! 358 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,446 Which is not the most important thing. 359 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,248 Who came up with that last plan? 360 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,782 Oh, genius! 361 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,619 It was me... and Ax... and everyone else, but not you. 362 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,049 But only because you weren't there. 363 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,788 What she means is that we did teamwork. 364 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,590 Look at us! The original three, 365 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,288 working together to save the day. 366 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,128 Ugh! Did they forget we're here? 367 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,996 This is why I have hobbies outside of work. 368 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,171 Did somebody order, uh, victory snakes? 369 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,177 Because if so, they, uh, 370 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,011 are showing up right on time. 371 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,557 Oh, not again. 372 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,659 This guy can't seem to stay dead. 373 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,329 I think Gilius is talking about Death Adder. 374 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,069 You played right into my hands. 375 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,904 The Golden Axe prevailed, 376 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,240 just like the prophecy predicted. 377 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,577 It didn't predict that! It was actually really vague. 378 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,780 You don't know the full prophecy. 379 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,913 When the Emerald Blade and the Golden Axe meet, 380 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,420 only one will survive. Dot, dot, dot. 381 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,255 It will be the Golden Axe. 382 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,257 It will absorb the power of the blade 383 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,659 and complete the power of the axe. 384 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,597 Why would anyone write that information in that order? 385 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,595 I don't know, Tyris. I wasn't there. 386 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,235 Can I just say, thank you for bringing me back to life. 387 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,470 My children... 388 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,572 I don't understand. 389 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,608 Long ago, the gods used 390 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,811 the power of the Golden Axe to banish the giants from Yuria. 391 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,643 In order to return, my forefathers knew 392 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,616 they would need a weapon powerful enough 393 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,117 to defeat the Golden Axe. 394 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,486 So, they stole a fragment of the axe 395 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,790 and used it to forge... the Emerald Blade. 396 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,892 Ugh, this story's so long! 397 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,128 Oh, yeah? Why don't you try telling me one thing 398 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,963 from history and make it sound interesting. 399 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,665 Ooh, easy. Once, there was a boy... 400 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,129 Oh, my gods, what time is it?! 401 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,535 I fell asleep, I was so bored! 402 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,136 -His name was Ax! -Unfortunately... 403 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,139 Hey, I wanted to listen to Ax's story. 404 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,804 Now, die! 405 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,676 There. Now you have to listen to me. 406 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,981 Where was I? Oh. 407 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,418 I stole the Golden Axe, and I used it to kill the gods. 408 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,358 Everybody already knows that. Get to the point! 409 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,556 Hey, aren't you supposed to be on my side? 410 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,057 Yeah, well, I don't work for people 411 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,559 that suck at telling stories. 412 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,156 Oh-ho-ho! 413 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,524 It's only taking a long time 414 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,792 because you keep interrupting me. 415 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,298 It doesn't matter. 416 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,434 You'll still die by our hands eventually, just like always. 417 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,869 That's what you think. 418 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,372 But the endless cycle of you killing me 419 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,341 only to have me return is over. 420 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,343 I wish this story was over. 421 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,182 You see, the Golden Axe was incomplete, 422 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,351 but thanks to Gilius and Hampton, 423 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,388 its power has been restored. 424 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,156 With the all-powerful axe, 425 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,828 I... am... untouchable! 426 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,370 Now, I really must be going. 427 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,506 Goodbye. 428 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,879 Did he just use the Golden Axe as a broomstick? 429 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,582 Did... we just lose? 430 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,556 Why would the blade choose me for this? 431 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,891 I gave him exactly what he wanted. 432 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,227 I brought it right to him. 433 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,795 Has anyone seen a coccyx? 434 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,697 I can go without, but it'd be nice to have. 435 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,056 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 436 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,959 Chirp.