1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,840 Now reunited, Gilius Thunderhead 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,942 and Hampton Squib continue their quest, 3 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,479 heading straight for a... huge storm? 4 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,481 My gods, that looks bad. 5 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,145 Oh, wait. 6 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,351 It's just dust. I was gonna say, 7 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:20,650 who draws a storm on a map? Where were we? 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,791 Ah, yes, our valiant duo continue their quest 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,159 in perfect weather. 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,828 Must be nice. It's snowing where I am. 11 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,330 Not like anyone cares. 12 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,162 Hampius Squunderhib back on the road again. 13 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,502 No, wait. 14 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,903 Gimpton Thub. 15 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,368 What in gods' great gut are you doing? 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,338 I'm combining our names into a heroic portmanteau, 17 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,707 a "herortmanteau," if you will. 18 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,379 We don't have time for your silly names. 19 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,014 We have important business... 20 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,549 in Wenisburg. 21 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,017 Wenisburg? 22 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,452 No. 23 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,788 No, no, no. We don't want to go there. 24 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,291 You want to be the leader? You choose. 25 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,433 I say we check out the serpent-infested sludge pools. 26 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,867 And that is 27 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,366 your last time leading. We're going to Wenisburg. 28 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,605 I don't want to, okay? I grew up there, 29 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,541 and I was bullied the entire time. 30 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,409 Oh, kids are cruel. So what? 31 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,978 The kids were bad, but my parents were worse. 32 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,580 They'd call me names like Clammy Hammy 33 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,549 or Chicken Neck Squib or the Embarrason. 34 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:25,219 Those are good. My best one is Hampton Shit, 35 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,621 which I've been saving for a special occasion. 36 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,557 You're really making me go? 37 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,225 Yes, I am. Hyah! 38 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,065 Hampton Shit. 39 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,634 Meanwhile, Ax, Tyris and Chronos 40 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,237 seek to learn more about the Emerald Blade, 41 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,773 so they've decided to pay a visit 42 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,408 to Yuria's Ancient Library. 43 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,240 Yet, upon arrival, they're attacked by a giant... 44 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,379 -Bookworm! -I was 45 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:52,913 just about to say that, Tyris. 46 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,949 You get it, giant worms that grow in books. Blah, blah. 47 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,187 It's three-on-one. Split up! 48 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,255 Ha! Because three is greater than one. 49 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:03,287 Stupid worm, eating all those books 50 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,925 and learning nothing. 51 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,102 Ooh, tastes better than I expected. 52 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,637 That's it. 53 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,138 Time for a worm roast. 54 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,644 Fire magi... 55 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,946 Hey! 56 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,281 Read the sign! 57 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,949 No fire magic. 58 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,851 You burn down one library, 59 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,085 and suddenly you're a sign. 60 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,789 Hey, that's my wife! 61 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,993 Did you just call me your wife? 62 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,157 Oh, yeah, big-time. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,296 But we're not married. 64 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:46,434 Good one, Tyris. 65 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,337 Oh, my gods. 66 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,971 There's good news, Hampton. 67 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,169 Someone murdered all your childhood bullies. 68 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,142 Death Adder's forces destroyed it all. 69 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,711 That right there? That was Lovers' Gazebo. 70 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,080 Now where am I supposed to share my first kiss? 71 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,584 Well, some things are best not shared. 72 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:07,821 Where's Chicken Leg going? 73 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,057 You ever had your ankles grabbed by a skeleton? 74 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,292 You'd spook, too. 75 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,431 Oh, good one, young Squib. 76 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,999 Back at you, old Gilius. 77 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,200 Old? 78 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,865 Er, sorry, you could be young. 79 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,272 Beards add a few years but tons of sophistication. 80 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,839 Huh? 81 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,478 Hampton? 82 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,012 Hampton Squib. 83 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,046 Yeah? 84 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:35,416 It's Druda. Druda Hildegrade? 85 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,751 Oh. Hi. 86 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,853 So, uh, you're a skeleton now? 87 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,356 Yeah, I got my dream job fighting for Death Adder. 88 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,054 I'm apprenticing to be a catapult operator. 89 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,361 -No, please. -You know this foul creature? 90 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,193 Yeah, she was one of my bullies. 91 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:53,233 She invented something called the purple nurple. 92 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,868 I didn't have nurples, but I guess 93 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,400 "pipple nipple" didn't make sense. 94 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,539 He didn't think it was funny, 95 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,773 but his parents loved it. 96 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,875 Wow, how mean are your parents? 97 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,377 Oh, they're awful. 98 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,208 Anyways, always great making fun of you, Hampton, 99 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,012 but I do have a job to do, and that is to snap 100 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,916 your little chicken neck. Come here. 101 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,516 Hey, I thought you were getting the hang of that blade? 102 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,988 It only seems to work when I'm angry or upset. 103 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,157 One last purple nurple. 104 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,293 Oh, yeah, that'll do it. 105 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,595 Good to see you, Hampton! 106 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,431 Well, that seems like overkill. 107 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,501 Uh, Gilius? 108 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,603 Time to go. 109 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:38,111 I found them. 110 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:40,414 Ah, never mind. It's just Caleb. 111 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,215 We need somewhere to hide. 112 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,551 Head for that castle. 113 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,786 Uh, the thing about that castle is... 114 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,422 This is your parents' house? 115 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,525 We lived comfortably. Can we please go somewhere else? 116 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,624 I really don't want to see my parents. 117 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,096 What if they're dead? 118 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,432 Gods, what if they're alive? 119 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,634 What if one's dead and one's alive? 120 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,570 Oh, or the reverse? 121 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,137 Get ahold of yourself. 122 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:05,439 You're a hero now, 123 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,140 and the best part of being a hero 124 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,643 is throwing it in the faces of those who doubted you. 125 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,945 And the saving people, right? 126 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,981 Yeah. 127 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:19,420 Mother always keeps the key right here under her favorite... 128 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,955 Oh. 129 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,257 Sorry my mom has these garden dwarves hanging around. 130 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,259 I know they're not exactly of the times. 131 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,029 What are you talking about? That's a garden gnome. 132 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,864 Oh. Sure. 133 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,300 You can't think I look like that thing. 134 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,969 I'm a dwarf. We're completely different. 135 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:42,242 Hello? Anyone alive? 136 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,578 Anyone dead? 137 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,181 Who goes there? 138 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,484 Is that my sweet baby Hampton? 139 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:54,655 Thank the gods, our little hero has returned! 140 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,486 I thought you said they were mean. 141 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,626 Oh, wait, is this hug sarcastic? 142 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,495 Oh, that is very dark. 143 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,193 We are married. We had a beautiful wedding. 144 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,499 What wedding? 145 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:06,867 Oh, no. 146 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,832 Do you mean the wedding we staged 147 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,871 to lure in Minnox the Objector? 148 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,840 The sorcerer who could never hold his peace. 149 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,174 You do remember. 150 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,872 Ax, that was for a quest. 151 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,345 I know, which is why I like to call it 152 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,047 "the quest day of my life." 153 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,349 Doing something for a quest does not make it the truth. 154 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,880 We once dressed as palace guards. 155 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,019 That doesn't make us real palace guards. 156 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,584 You're still working there, aren't you? 157 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,222 I swore an oath. 158 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,224 Why is this only coming up now? 159 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,860 Because it's our anniversary. 160 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,762 I'm guessing you also forgot a gift. 161 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,130 Ax, we've never even kissed. 162 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,062 Exactly. My ideal wife 163 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,030 is a platonic partner to fight beside. 164 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,803 Did you not listen to my vows? 165 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,768 I'm going to find the book on the Emerald Blade. 166 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,740 Chronos, you're coming with me. 167 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,209 Are you eating the worm? It could be poisonous. 168 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,212 That's a good point. I should look that up. 169 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,549 Fatal to... cats! 170 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,786 Okay, we'll see how this shakes out. 171 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:02,355 Well, if I'd known we were having company, 172 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,324 I would've told the staff to do a deeper clean. 173 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,388 Oh, really? Why's that? 174 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,256 Sorry, we were in the area, 175 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,930 and, I mean, I know you don't approve of what I do now, but... 176 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,395 Oh, nonsense. Your father and I 177 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,202 couldn't be prouder of the man you've become. 178 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,904 Proud? Man? 179 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,606 Threw me, too. 180 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,609 No sign of Death Adder's minions. 181 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,043 We should get going. 182 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,078 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I won't hear of it. 183 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,048 You're staying for breakfast. We're thawing prawns. 184 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,717 -Prawns? -Your old room 185 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,218 is just how you left it, Hampton. 186 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,053 Aw, man. We gotta stay. 187 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,221 I don't know. 188 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,056 We really need to go. 189 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,326 The whole Death Adder thing, there's so much to do. 190 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,629 Gilius, if you're trying to protect me, 191 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,597 that's very sweet, but I'm okay. 192 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,133 My parents are acting like totally different people. 193 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,434 Yep, seems like it. 194 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,432 Then we'll stay till morning. 195 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,238 I'm gonna go pick out my prawns. 196 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,808 So... 197 00:07:57,244 --> 00:08:00,280 how long have you two been dead? 198 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,789 Fine, you caught us. We're dead. 199 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,187 And you probably have a lot of questions. 200 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:15,328 I do. Most are about what's going on with that tapestry. 201 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,866 But I should probably focus on how you died 202 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,730 and why you're still here. 203 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,370 The last thing we remember is Death Adder's hordes attacking. 204 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,706 And then we woke up here as ghosts. 205 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,841 We think we might have unfinished business. 206 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,376 And what might that be? 207 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,740 Hampton. 208 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,880 We weren't the most supportive parents, 209 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,916 but we were young, and, I mean, come on, look at him. 210 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,051 It was as if he was born to be teased. 211 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,219 That noodle neck. 212 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,788 Oh, for me, it's the face. 213 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,686 -That's what Midge thinks. -That's what I think. 214 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,726 We've been given a second chance to give our only son 215 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:50,093 the love and confidence he needs to fulfill his destiny. 216 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,762 Then, hopefully, our souls will move on. 217 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,268 Please, please, don't tell Hampton that we're dead. 218 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,071 Okay, I can give you until sunrise. 219 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,406 This may come as a surprise, 220 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:02,409 but old papa Thunderhead was not a hugger. 221 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,345 You don't say. You know, I think Hampton's coming back. 222 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,649 Don't get me wrong, he was a provider. 223 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:09,783 Hampton! 224 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,985 -He was a good man. -Hampton! 225 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,988 -And I don't hate him. -Come down now! 226 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,185 He wasn't my biological fath... 227 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,491 Get your ass down here! 228 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,760 Look what I found. 229 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,929 My Yurian chessboard. Up for a game? 230 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,797 It's so boring... 231 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,433 I mean, I'd love to. 232 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,603 Really? I was expecting a hard no. 233 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,106 Double foursies! 234 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,775 You know what that means. 235 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,773 Probably that four and a half hours into this game, 236 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,945 your parents are proud of you 237 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,475 and are gonna make sure you know it? 238 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,448 It means I capture one of Father's gods. 239 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,783 Now he only has eight left. 240 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,648 Mother has 17. She's really good. 241 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,955 Not as many as my big little battle hero. 242 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,757 Now tell him you love him. 243 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,926 I... love you, Hampton. 244 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,458 Is it working? Are you feeling light or floaty? 245 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,632 Gilius, you can't just raid my parents' pantry. 246 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,301 They don't eat anymore. I-I mean, uh, meat. 247 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,636 They don't eat meat anymore. 248 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,673 Hmm, change in diet, change in attitude. 249 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,040 Gilius, you should try that. 250 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,172 What's happening? Why haven't you moved on? 251 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,680 I don't know. We're saying all the nice things we can think of. 252 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,815 I even told him I liked his interesting haircut. 253 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,846 And to be clear, I don't. 254 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,952 Hey, I did it! I win. 255 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,754 No! No, no, no! 256 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,991 The sword smith cannot pass through the dragon's barrier. 257 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,827 What are you thinking, you idiot? 258 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,495 Ahem. 259 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:32,065 I mean, very creative game play, son. 260 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,835 And here's the best part. I mean it. 261 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,170 Right, now, uh, if you'll excuse me, 262 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,673 I'm going outside for my nightly scream. 263 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,641 I'll talk to him. 264 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,712 Hampton, I-I have to tell you something, 265 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,013 and you're not gonna like it. 266 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,521 Gilius, I already know my parents are ghosts. 267 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,989 You do? 268 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,859 You were having some pretty obvious conversations. 269 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,228 And when my mom tried to fix my hair in the moonlight, 270 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,363 her hand went through my face. 271 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,364 So cold. 272 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,933 Why didn't you say anything? 273 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,969 I was enjoying the good version of them so much, 274 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,370 I didn't want to ruin it. 275 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,840 We should probably go, then. It's too bad. 276 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,871 I thought it might be nice for one of us 277 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,543 to get closure with our parents. 278 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,046 I haven't told anyone this before, 279 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,380 but my father... 280 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,082 Ooh, look at the moon. It is late. 281 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,084 We should probably get going. 282 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,389 Ooh. 283 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,292 That's a lot of worm. 284 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,557 A tad longer and we'll find the... 285 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,264 book you're looking for. 286 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,866 Why did you say it like that? 287 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,734 You can be honest, dear. 288 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,570 I've been married 317 years. 289 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,902 I know you only asked to see this old book 290 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,075 to get away from that husband of yours. 291 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,177 -I am not married! -Mm-hmm. 292 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,912 Huh. It says the worms 293 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,414 are allergic to sunlight and lactose. 294 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,749 Couldn't be me. 295 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,718 Give up my glass of milk on the beach? Gods, no. 296 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,588 Here we are. 297 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,095 At last. 298 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:12,065 The Amethyst Claymore, no. The Bismuth Bludgeon, no. 299 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,534 The Citrine Sphincter. 300 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,271 -How is that a weapon? -I have a couple theories. 301 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,942 ♪ The Emerald Blade. ♪ 302 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,512 "When the Emerald Blade and the Golden Axe meet, 303 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,948 only one will survive." That's interesting. 304 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,516 I wonder what this next page says. 305 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,119 I found the book we're all looking for. 306 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,721 I've only read the cover, but I know it can fix us. 307 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,990 Now, time to open it. 308 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,758 Come on. 309 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,293 Relationships take work. 310 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,296 No, it's stuck together! That means... 311 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,839 More worms? 312 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,508 You need to divorce this idiot. 313 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,979 It took a while, but I slowly realized 314 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,477 he wasn't cut out to be a father. 315 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,983 He simply didn't have the tools. 316 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,347 What in the... 317 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,485 I'm sorry, I just need 318 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,916 a little more time with my parents. 319 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,588 They've never been so nice to me. 320 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,858 But they're ghosts who barely mean it. 321 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,660 Who cares? It feels too good. 322 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,229 This is what I get for taking in a spoiled rich boy 323 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,194 who can't spend two seconds away from Mommy and Daddy. 324 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,168 -Hampton's bully! -Please. 325 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,840 Hampton's bully is his father. 326 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,675 And his mother. I'm Druda. 327 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,177 What happened to your head? 328 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,679 Ugh, I hit it so hard when Hampton blasted me 329 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,014 with that magical weapon. 330 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,482 Thank gods I'm already dead. 331 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,184 -Not for long. -Wait! 332 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,920 I want to help. Hampton's in danger. 333 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,051 Mom? Dad? 334 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,187 Are the prawns ready? 335 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,726 Hampy needs his scampi. 336 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,360 Sorry, son. We made a deal. 337 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,230 We're taking the Emerald Blade. 338 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,735 Wow. 339 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,071 And I was gonna forgive you for secretly being ghosts. 340 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,674 I don't understand. Why are you doing this? 341 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,038 When Death Adder's forces attacked, 342 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,078 they had us backed into a corner. 343 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,918 He touched my shoulder. 344 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,521 I very calmly made a proposal to Death Adder. 345 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,290 Oh, please don't kill us. Please don't kill me. 346 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,692 You can kill my wife. I don't care. 347 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,894 We'll give you Hampton. 348 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,096 We don't like Hampton. He sucks. 349 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,597 He killed us. 350 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,133 It was awful. 351 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,268 But then he made us into ghosts. 352 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,271 Ah, it was wonderful! 353 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,436 If we uphold our end of the bargain, 354 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,976 he'll bring us back to life for good. 355 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,445 How could you make a deal with Death Adder? 356 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,613 He's basically my number one enemy. 357 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,946 Oh, Hampton, we love you in theory. 358 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,952 We just love being alive more. 359 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,788 We're rich, and being alive is really fun. 360 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,391 Why are you telling me all this? 361 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,027 -You work for Death Adder. -I can't do it anymore. 362 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,063 I didn't want to say this in front of Hampton 363 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,794 because he seems to be thriving in all aspects of life, 364 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:03,666 but I hate my job. 365 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,940 Skeleton culture is so cutthroat. 366 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,142 They say we're a family, but that's only to guilt you 367 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,443 into battling on holidays. 368 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,841 You don't even get Gods' Remembrance Day? 369 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:16,483 We don't even get Gods' Remembrance Day! 370 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,285 Do you want to know the worst part? 371 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,752 Not really. 372 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,389 I still haven't been allowed to use the catapult. 373 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,757 They keep saying that I need more experience, 374 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,327 but how am I supposed to get that 375 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,896 if they won't let me? 376 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,604 How about you get some right now 377 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,439 by catapulting me through that window? 378 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,873 Okay! 379 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,213 When you said you had no catapult experience, 380 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,814 you meant in battle, right? 381 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,218 -You've practiced personally? -Nope, this is my first time. 382 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,018 I think we'll have to move this thing up. 383 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,023 What do you think? 384 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,054 Where do you think you're going? 385 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,759 Oh, let him. He's probably off to pout 386 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,694 about feeling "betrayed" or something. 387 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,531 I'm not pouting. I'm going to get Gilius. 388 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,333 Forget your gnome friend. 389 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,868 He's not a gnome. He's a battle dwarf. 390 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,371 And I recently learned they're different, 391 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,707 so I can shame you for not knowing. 392 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,544 Gilius! 393 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,248 Gilly's in the big house with the small boy. 394 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,554 Why would you bring that worm-infested book down here? 395 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,223 Because I haven't given up on us. 396 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,924 And I haven't given up on 397 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,923 collecting your unpaid library fines. 398 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,664 Hey, that worm just saved me three copper. 399 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,800 Wait, the book said these things are allergic to sunlight. 400 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,202 Sunlight. 401 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,105 I remember seeing some outside. Follow me. 402 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,440 The book. 403 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,945 Fine. It's just a bunch of bejeweled butt holes anyway. 404 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,790 I don't think we're gonna make it. 405 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,758 I do! 406 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,395 I do. 407 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,774 Mmm. 408 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,150 Meow. Mmm. 409 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:35,155 You've made me the happiest man in Yuria. 410 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,288 Still happy. 411 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,461 Oh, yay. I'm next. 412 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,966 Using my own beard against me, eh? Smart. 413 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,336 We need to leave now. Wenisburg is a trap. 414 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,604 We can't. My parents took the blade. 415 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,872 It's pointless. 416 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,675 Death Adder's emissary will be here any moment. 417 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,177 You're out of time. 418 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,978 It's not supposed to end like this. 419 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,647 I'm supposed to be special. 420 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,651 You don't believe any of that "chosen one" poppycock, do you? 421 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,533 If you're that bored, we'll get you an apprenticeship 422 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,590 with Death Adder. Probably unpaid, 423 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,792 but it never hurts to get your foot in the door. 424 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,329 Hey, his foot is already in my door. 425 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,630 I've seen him. 426 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,666 I've seen him fight and prove himself. 427 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,869 He has grown from a clueless, stumbling wimp 428 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,871 into a strong, steady wimp. 429 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,539 He doesn't need your approval. 430 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,676 All he needs is that blade. 431 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,714 Step out of the moonlight and let's try that again... 432 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,514 My gods. What is this place? 433 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,819 Give me that blade. 434 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,020 Youch! 435 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,720 Shall we kill Gilius now, dear? 436 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,859 I'd love to. 437 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,298 No. 438 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,867 I didn't take you for a coward, Gilius. 439 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,403 Show yourself. 440 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,938 What? Are-are you kidding me? I'm right here. 441 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,040 There he is! Aha! 442 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,075 We don't even have the same cheekbones. 443 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,844 Careful! They're hand-painted, 444 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,347 and they stopped making them for literally no reason. 445 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,382 -Stop this instant! -Those were gifts! 446 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,654 Damn it! 447 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,425 Hampton, the blade! 448 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,630 Oh, wow. I got it? 449 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,365 I never win these kinds of things. 450 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,235 That wasn't fair. It was in the moonlight. 451 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,902 -You cheated. -Enough. 452 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,240 We tried being sweet parents, played your stupid chess game, 453 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,743 pretended to be proud, and now we're finished! 454 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,246 Well, I don't need you to pretend anymore. 455 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,614 I have someone who's actually proud of me. 456 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,583 More like pleasantly surprised. 457 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,486 Give us the blade, son. 458 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,916 I am not your son. 459 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,922 Technically, I am, but you know what I mean! 460 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,132 Cheer up. You'll always have 461 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,869 that tapestry to remember them by. 462 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,743 What kind of monster kills his own parents? 463 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:13,313 You can't off anyone who's already dead. 464 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,847 Death Adder killed your parents, 465 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,983 which is sort of a requirement for being a hero. 466 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,185 So, welcome to the club. 467 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,784 Now, hurry. That emissary will be here any... 468 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,461 No, it's all right. She's on our side. 469 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,297 I'm glad I caught you guys before you left. 470 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,300 I was hoping I might be able to join you. 471 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,998 And why would I want to quest with my childhood bully? 472 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,633 Oh, why would I want to quest with 473 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,967 my childhood bully? 474 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,608 You suck. 475 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,006 She's in. Oh, she is in. 476 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,813 Sorry, sorry. I don't want to be a bully anymore. 477 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,147 Now that I left Death Adder, 478 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,681 I don't know who I'm supposed to be. 479 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:53,185 But I know I'd rather be with the good guys. 480 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,523 And, Hampton, you're a good guy. 481 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,153 Never mind. She's out. 482 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,332 Oh-ho! She's back in. 483 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,623 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 484 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,626 Chirp.