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GOLDEN AXE
an Eagle" Closed Captioned

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The map of Yuria.

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Look at that.

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There's a sea serpent,
and, uh, oh!

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A monster in the corner.
He's pretty scary.

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Am I supposed to be talking
about something specific?

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Oh, right!
In pursuit of Death Adder,

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Gilius Thunderhead has
parted ways with Ax and Tyris.

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Now he has a new partner,

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the alarmingly inexperienced
Hampton Squib,

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and I'm being told they're about
to be in a lot of trouble.

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Oh, gods,

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they've been captured!

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I thought they just ran out
of trail mix or something.

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It isn't easy
to capture Gilius Thunderhead.

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Whoever did it must be a genius.

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-Your turn!
-Now you!

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I did a good one.

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Now you go.

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Gilius, who are these guys?
And what are they doing?

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The Bad Brothers, Death Adder's
most loyal henchmen.

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And they're celebrating
catching us.

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Should we slap each other
to celebrate our next victory?

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I don't think I'll like it,
but I'll try anything once.

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Looks like
we caught ourselves a Gilius.

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Where are your parents?

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You think Ax and Tyris
are his parents?

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They're his ex-partners.

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the mighty Hampton Squib.

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More like Hampton Squish.

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-Aah, big hammer!
-Bruiser, no!

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Death Adder wants the kid alive.

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Wait. Really?

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Well, that's kind of
a bright spot

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in an otherwise tough day.

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But he's so smash able.

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Why do we always have
to do what Death Adder wants?

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Because he's our boss?

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And when we take over Yuria,
he said we'd get riches.

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Plural, which is something
I really want!

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Who cares about riches?
I miss the old days

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where we could smash stuff
whenever we wanted.

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And by stuff, I mean people.

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Bruiser, there's more to life
than being a bad guy

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who smashes people with hammers.

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No, there's not!

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We could be bad guys
who smash with swords,

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or bad guys who write books!

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You know, I have this one idea
about a talking dog

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and his best friend,
a human who doesn't talk.

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At the start,
they don't like each other.

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But in the end,

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the guy eats the dog.

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That sounds dumb,

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-and books are dumb.
-Nuh-uh!

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You said they don't like
each other at the start, and

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he doesn't like him at the end,
either, because he eats him.

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That's not a twist,
that's the same.

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How dare you!

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This is not a good idea
for a book.

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I said they were Death Adder's
most loyal henchmen,

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not his smartest.
Time to go.

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Come on, push.

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You're too damn long!

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Get to Chicken Leg! Quickly!

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Hey! Get back here!

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Emerald Blade... to me!

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Why did you think
that would work?

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Something has to!

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Time to go.

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H'yah!

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Aah, they're getting away!

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Maybe from us,
but not from my hammer.

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Hammer!

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Aw!

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Nice throw, brother.
You gonna put that in your book?

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I know I should be focused
on us getting out of here,

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but I can't stop thinking
about that book idea.

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-It was so bad.
-You've never read his writing.

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His last book moved me to tears.

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Aah!

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Uh, Gilius,

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is that a cliff?

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Yup.

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-Can Chicken Leg fly?
-No.

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But this guy can.

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Is that Eagle Village?

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What gave it away?
The village or the eagle?

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Gilius, we're coming in hot.
We're coming in hot!

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Oh, gods, slow down,
slow down, slow down!

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Excuse me, sir?

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Rideable beasts are no longer
allowed on top of the eagle.

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-They have to ride below.
-Since when?

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Since they started
biting little kids

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and shitting
in the drinking water.

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Just go with the lady,
and I'll see you when we land.

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I hate to see him so upset.

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You got to focus
on the positive, Gilius.

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We outsmarted the Bad Brothers!

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Which, in hindsight,
wasn't that hard, but still!

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-We make a pretty good team.
-We're getting there.

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We're more than
getting there, Gilius.

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Death Adder wants me alive!

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You're saying that
like it's good news.

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It is. If Death Adder wants
the Emerald Blade,

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that means you were right

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about it being the key
to defeating him.

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You're right. I am right!

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That's right. We just have to
figure out how to make it work.

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Ah, shit.
I forgot about that.

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-Ah!
-What's that?

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I've been making a list
of things to try on the blade.

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Like here I wrote down,
"Feed it your own blood."

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Might try that last.
But fear not, I have a feeling

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that you and I will solve this
with the power of teamwork.

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And as soon as we do,
you and I are going to set out,

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march straight to Ax and Tyris...

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-You mean Death Adder's castle.
-Nope. Straight to Ax and Tyris

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to show them how wrong they were

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and how happy I am
with my new partner.

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Gilius?

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It's Ax and Tyris,
from saving Yuria.

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I've never met this boy.

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Excuse me.

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I think there's been a mistake.

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I was put down here
with the beasts,

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but I'm clearly mostly man.

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Tails and fur,
you go down hur.

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Human face, uh, uh,
something, something...

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Ah, you know, you don't
have one. It doesn't matter.

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This isn't fair!

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Me and the panther
should be up top.

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Don't blame me, blame your father

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for copulating with a horse.

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It was a dare.

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I am the result of a dare.

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This is the most realistic doll

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I've ever seen in my life.
What is this stuffed with?

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Is this hollow-boned boy
your new partner?

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I assure you
my bones are not hollow.

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I had the best doctors.

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What is a doctor?

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This is...
Hampton Squib.

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He doesn't always look so...

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Feeble? Fragile?

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Oh, easy to kill?

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Well met, Humpton Squab.

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Gilius, we haven't seen you

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since you drunkenly abandoned us

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to pursue some half-baked quest

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that you swore
would prove us wrong.

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You were going after some kind
of imaginary weapon.

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You always make me laugh
when you do foolish things.

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Foolish?!
The blade is very real,

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and I found it. Show him!

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Behold the Emerald Blade!

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Whoa! It's small,

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yet in his tiny hands,
it looks huge.

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Y-Yeah, well, it may be small,

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but you should see what it can
do when Hampton activates it.

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Oh, it has powers.
What does it do?

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Well, it c... it can, um...

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-It-it flies!
-Whoa!

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-Wait. What?
-That's right.

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If you think about stabbing
your enemies in the eye,

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it flies to their eye
and stabs them right through it!

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-Into their brains.
-Gilius...

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And then it wiggles
around in their skull,

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and... and then out
the other eye hole.

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Making them blind and also dead

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from the whole
brain-scrambling thing.

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Seems like overkill. I like it.

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Ah, you can't make this stuff up.

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Gilius, can I talk
to you for a second?

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Gilius and I have to...
get some apples.

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Of course. There are apples
right over there.

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Hey, Gilius, I'm not an idiot.

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I can tell you're embarrassed.

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Look, it's just
that sometimes you...

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You're embarrassed because
the Emerald Blade isn't working.

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Oh, right. Right, yes, yes.

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That... Yes, that's exactly
what's happening.

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I get it. You want to show Ax
and Tyris that you're thriving.

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I don't love lying,

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but I guess they don't have
to know the whole truth.

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That's great!
We'll pretend you're great

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and everything is great!

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-I am great.
-They'll certainly think so!

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We might just get away with this.

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I forgot I don't like apples.

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Aah!

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Now what are you gonna
hit people with?

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Way to go, Gorblock.

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The Bad Brothers
thank the Bat Brothers.

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And then Chronos tore
Damned Hellstrike to shreds.

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I saw all his organs.

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And he doesn't remember
killing his own father?

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Chronos seems
like a real cute cat,

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but that is nothing
compared to the blood

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that Hampton and I have spilled.

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Did you miss the part

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where Chronos ate
his own father's face?

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Tell me, how many father's faces
have you eaten, Humpton Squab?

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It's Squib,
and it's also Hampton.

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And no dad's faces for me.

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But we killed a slug.

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A giant slug.

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And we killed Death Adder's
most feared general.

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My gods. What was
this foul general's name?

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Tell me with your mouth.

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Um, oh, it was, um...

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Oh, Hampton,
what was his name again?

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Uh... Death... Death?

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Death Death?

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Yup. Death Death is dead.
Dead.

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That name rings true.

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Thank you
for vanquishing Death Death.

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You're welcome.

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I am so sorry.

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I'm not here for a fight.

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Just clearing my throat
for an announcement.

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"The eagle has been hijacked
by the Bad Brothers,

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and in one hour, they're going
to fly the eagle upside down."

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Yeah. So everyone falls off

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unless they get the Emerald Blade

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and the one they call "Hampton."

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Thank you for your time
and may you all rest in peace

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and not be forced
into an afterlife of servitude

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to our dark lord, Death Adder.

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Like me.

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The Bad Brothers have chosen
the wrong giant eagle.

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There's only one giant eagle,
Tyris.

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The other one was eaten
by the giant turtle.

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With the three of us

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and the wielder
of the Emerald Blade to lead us,

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we'll make short work
of the Bad Brothers.

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Can't wait to see
that tiny blade in action.

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Gilius, what do we do?

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Just keep lying, Hampton.
Just keep lying.

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Aah.

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Come on. That's good grease.

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This is an outrage.

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I'm 51% human.
I know I have fur,

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but I don't belong down hur.

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Me, either. Guys like
you and me should be up top

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with the regular people
feasting on jumbo shrimp.

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I'd do it, and I'm not
gonna feel bad about it.

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I'll be honest.
I don't like seeing all

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of these long faces, no offense.

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But of course you're down.

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You don't belong down here.

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None of us do.
From the noble lion...

253
00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:37,180
to the... whatever this guy is.

254
00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:38,642
Cow.

255
00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:42,176
It's high time
we band together to reclaim

256
00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:43,980
our right to the top
of the eagle.

257
00:10:44,199 --> 00:10:45,683
Yeah. Let's go!

258
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,825
Cow.

259
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,759
Our time has come.

260
00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:50,980
Our time is now!

261
00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,930
Follow me to freedom!

262
00:10:54,579 --> 00:10:55,579
It's locked.

263
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,956
You'd think they would have
left it open just a little

264
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,551
to make sure none of us
were Frenching out.

265
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,379
That Hampton
better show up soon.

266
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,516
If they turn the eagle
upside down,

267
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,860
we're all gonna fly off.

268
00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,340
It's a bad plan.

269
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,720
The Bad Brothers are nuts.

270
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,620
You know, I heard
they were conjoined

271
00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:15,799
until they cut themselves apart
at their third birthday party.

272
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:18,940
Oh, yeah? Where were
they joined? Hip? Leg?

273
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,500
Face? Ear? Knee? Toe?

274
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,956
Elbow? Shoulder?

275
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,960
What's our plan?

276
00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,795
-All right, we rush in...
-I'm asking Humpton.

277
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:29,795
-Really?!
-Really?

278
00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:31,656
If you are truly
as great as Gilius says,

279
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:33,720
you should be in charge.

280
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,880
Oh, okay. Um... get them?

281
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,920
Let's do his plan.

282
00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:42,635
-Ooh, dick?
-Nah, man, it's the...

283
00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:44,840
For Yuria!
That was for Yuria.

284
00:11:51,359 --> 00:11:53,260
You think you're tough,

285
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,339
but you've never faced
Brennan the Intolerable.

286
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,760
I'm him.

287
00:11:58,099 --> 00:11:59,599
I'm Brennan the Intolerable.

288
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,759
Here he goes. He's gonna do it.

289
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,639
I don't know
where to put my hands.

290
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,250
Aw, what the heck, Gilius.

291
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,269
I wanted to see the whole
brain-scramble thing.

292
00:12:16,349 --> 00:12:19,546
Yeah, well, these weaklings
don't deserve the wrath

293
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:20,625
of the blade.

294
00:12:20,629 --> 00:12:22,870
-No, no offense.
-None taken.

295
00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:25,889
Now that offends me.

296
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,939
The Bad Brothers will be
at the eagle's head.

297
00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:33,799
We just have
to pass through these woods.

298
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,936
Do the tree roots go
all the way through the ground

299
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,300
into the eagle's back, or
do they just stay in the dirt?

300
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,199
Also, who put the dirt there?

301
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,388
Skeletons!

302
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,449
Oh, gods, there's more!

303
00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:56,209
I fear there are too many.

304
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:58,230
Might be a good time
to use the Emerald Blade.

305
00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,189
It's okay. You can handle this.

306
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,250
I tire of killing skeletons.

307
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,069
I wish to see the blade.

308
00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:05,669
Okay. Uh...

309
00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:09,145
Hey! Oh!

310
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:11,529
I love you. I love you so much.

311
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,970
Hey, I don't... Okay, uh,
why is he kissing his dagger?

312
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:16,750
Answer the skeleton's question.

313
00:13:17,009 --> 00:13:20,405
Why in the dragon's starfish
is kissing on your list?

314
00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:22,065
I don't know. I wrote down
everything I could think of.

315
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,769
Why would you think of that,
you absolute moron?

316
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:28,210
I can't do this anymore!
Gilius is lying!

317
00:13:28,429 --> 00:13:30,549
We have no idea
how the Emerald Blade works.

318
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,390
-What?!
-It worked once,

319
00:13:32,589 --> 00:13:33,665
but then it stopped.

320
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:34,730
Gilius, is this true?

321
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:37,370
What can really be said
to be true anymore?

322
00:13:37,569 --> 00:13:38,569
This is intense.

323
00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:40,850
Should we... attack?

324
00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:44,990
Whoa! No! If the... if the
heroes are arguing, you wait.

325
00:13:45,269 --> 00:13:46,850
Did you just become a skeleton?

326
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,210
Gilius is embarrassed.

327
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:49,986
I told him he shouldn't be.

328
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:53,370
He found the blade
and a wonderful new partner,

329
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:56,750
and I don't know why he's trying
so hard to impress you.

330
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,649
Enough! We are surrounded.

331
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,889
We must waste our magic
on these lowly skeletons.

332
00:14:09,352 --> 00:14:11,519
Ow!

333
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,440
You know, it also occurs to me
that we should free the eagle.

334
00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:17,320
He's clearly
not having a good time.

335
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:22,000
Smoked 'em. Now, shall we go
kill the Bad Brothers?

336
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,159
No! You lied
about the Emerald Blade

337
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,120
and about the doll boy's ability
to wield it.

338
00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:29,440
Did you even kill Death Death?

339
00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:32,320
Now we must face
the Bad Brothers with no magic.

340
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,620
Come, Ax.
The Bad Brothers await.

341
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:35,940
I wish Chronos were here.

342
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,139
Me, too, Ax. Me, too.

343
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,576
Well, now you see
what those two have been

344
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,900
putting me through
for years, huh?

345
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,580
You're the one putting people
through stuff, Gilius.

346
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,639
You lied all day
about the blade and about me.

347
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,560
Of course it didn't work.
Now I look stupid.

348
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,100
What's the alternative?

349
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,096
Tell them my new partner
is the Chosen One

350
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,060
for a blade he can only
make work on accident?

351
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,360
It's not the blade
I'm embarrassed by, it's you.

352
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:01,936
Me? Gasp, Gilius, gasp!

353
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,000
See, that right there!

354
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,460
Ax and Tyris are real warriors.

355
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,616
And now they think
I've left them for a child

356
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,379
who can't even gasp
like a normal person.

357
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,539
Hey, that was better.

358
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,020
I have to go and help Ax and
Tyris defeat the Bad Brothers.

359
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,600
-Stay here.
-No! I'm coming with you.

360
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,216
Oh, no, you're not.
Because if

361
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,740
you get anywhere near
the Bad Brothers,

362
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,399
you're going to screw up
and get captured.

363
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,596
Then they will have the blade,
and we will have no hope

364
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,900
of defeating Death Adder,
and all of Yuria will be lost.

365
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,620
You are very, very mean, Gilius.

366
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,880
Hey, pick that up, man.

367
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,960
Sorry, sorry. Wait a second.

368
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,300
Do you work for the eagle?

369
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,899
The logistics of this place
are so confusing.

370
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,246
Hey, Rooster,

371
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,650
while we were tying up
those pilots,

372
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,750
I was thinking about it,
and I changed my mind.

373
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:54,950
-I like your book idea.
-Really?

374
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,470
Even though
there's not that many hammers?

375
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,450
Yeah, and when we get back
to Death Adder,

376
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,890
I think you should pitch it.

377
00:16:01,005 --> 00:16:03,285
M-Maybe I'll just pass it to
some of the pig guards first,

378
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,423
you know,
just to see how it plays.

379
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,949
Here's the plan.

380
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,650
I'll take the handsome one,
you take the ugly one.

381
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:15,109
-Okay.
-Ax, where'd you go?

382
00:16:15,469 --> 00:16:16,509
I made that joke you love.

383
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:18,429
About one of the Bad Brothers
being handsome?

384
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:19,550
Sorry, I forgot to laugh.

385
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,349
I can't believe
Gilius lied to us.

386
00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:22,630
Forget Gilius.

387
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,709
Which one of us should take
the handsome one?

388
00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,589
Don't steal my joke!

389
00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:28,746
Look, I just want to say...

390
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,370
Oh, no need, Gilius.
All is forgiven.

391
00:16:30,609 --> 00:16:31,609
No, it's not!

392
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,609
Tyris is right. No, it's not.

393
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,130
Yet.

394
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,486
But it is now. Right?

395
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:40,109
Let's just focus
on vanquishing our enemies.

396
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,029
That means she forgives you.

397
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,626
Yuria!

398
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,630
They're here!

399
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,670
And they didn't bring Hampton.

400
00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:50,629
That means we can set
our hammers to full bash!

401
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:51,990
We know it's a placebo.

402
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,266
-Hee-yah!
-But it does make us

403
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,325
hammer harder.

404
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,534
Tyris, we must find a placebo
of our own.

405
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,280
Gilius, I have a plan.

406
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,859
-I'm gonna throw you.
-What? No!

407
00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:22,140
Oh, no, no, no! Yeah, no!

408
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,299
Okay, one little drop.

409
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,146
Aah!

410
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,170
Why am I even
going through this list?

411
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,586
I try so hard,

412
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,210
and Gilius turns his back on me
at the first chance?

413
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:42,690
It's not fair!

414
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,030
Wait. It's working!

415
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,290
I don't know why,
but it's working!

416
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,430
Okay, it doesn't
like the dance. Noted.

417
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,870
Here I come, Gilius, to prove
you wrong and to save the day!

418
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,690
I really wish
we had our magic...

419
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:07,326
Gilius.

420
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,810
You didn't have to lie to us.

421
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,509
Yes, I did!

422
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,666
I had to prove to you
that I knew what I was doing!

423
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:14,606
And when you showed up,

424
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,570
and we still hadn't figured out
the Emerald Blade,

425
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,990
I knew you would just treat me
like an embarrassment.

426
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,110
Oh, yeah, like how
you treat Humpton?

427
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,390
That's different!

428
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,190
He's a Hampton, and I'm a Gilius!

429
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:25,950
Humpton. He's a Humpton.

430
00:18:28,004 --> 00:18:29,136
Hey, you know how

431
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,376
we always giggle when we win?

432
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,596
You want to do one of those?

433
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,620
Brother, I'd love to.

434
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,736
All right, Gilius, give us
the boy, and no one gets hurt.

435
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:46,786
Except for you.
And Ax and Tyris.

436
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:47,476
And the boy.

437
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,316
Ooh, and this one skeleton

438
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,276
at Death Adder's castle
pisses me off...

439
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,436
I'm going to hurt him real bad!

440
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,140
You fools, Hampton's long gone.

441
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,180
You'll never get him
or the blade.

442
00:18:58,285 --> 00:18:59,416
Yeah!

443
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,136
What are you doing here?!

444
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,180
Shut up. I'm saving Yuria!

445
00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:09,799
It worked.

446
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:11,879
I never thought
you'd figure that out.

447
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,240
Of course you didn't,
because you don't believe in me,

448
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,540
and you never will.

449
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,775
I hope you're happy
with Ax and Tyris,

450
00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:20,899
because the blade and I are
going to kill Death Adder.

451
00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:24,379
This is just the beginning
of the story of Hampton Squib...

452
00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,182
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

453
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:27,639
Hampton! Hampton!

454
00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:32,676
-Gilius?
-What happened?

455
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,619
It was Hampton.
He used the Emerald Blade,

456
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,915
and the Bad Brothers dragged him
off the side of the eagle.

457
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:38,480
We have to save him!

458
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,736
The boy you lied about?

459
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,100
We have to focus on Death Adder.

460
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,899
Hampton is how
we defeat Death Adder.

461
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,720
Whatever, I'm going after him.

462
00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:48,186
Hampton!

463
00:19:48,349 --> 00:19:51,009
You know, Tyris,
I really hope he finds Humpton.

464
00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:53,269
If he lives. Also, it's Hampton.

465
00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:56,145
You've been saying it wrong
all day. "Hampton."

466
00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:58,306
-Humpton. How's that wrong?
-Hampton.

467
00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,990
I'm saying
what you're saying... "Humpton."

468
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,209
-Say "Hamp."
-Hamp.

469
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,630
-Now "Ton."
-Ton.

470
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,350
Now put it together. Hampton.

471
00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:06,726
Humpton.

472
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,909
Are you messing with me?

473
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,369
I would never!

474
00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:11,445
Can you believe
this is all happening

475
00:20:11,449 --> 00:20:13,870
-on the back of an eagle?
-Wait. What?

476
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,570
Stay alert. When that door
opens, we strike.

477
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,060
Okay, everybody steady.

478
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,480
On my mark.

479
00:20:34,049 --> 00:20:35,049
Oh, wow.

480
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,480
You guys look angry.

481
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:42,295
Steady.

482
00:20:42,299 --> 00:20:43,680
And you should be.

483
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,740
We forgot to feed you.

484
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,760
Guys? Guys?! The revolution?

485
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,880
The age of beasts, remember?

486
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,360
Is that rotten fish?

487
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:04,040
Not to be
that horse-headed centaur,

488
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,480
but do you have any apples?

489
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,860
-No!
-Oh.

490
00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:34,539
Chirp.