1 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,571 In the expanding shadows 2 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,095 of Death Adder's evil, 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,402 Gilius Thunderhead and Hampton Squib make their way 4 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,100 toward the dark fortress 5 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:15,450 of Death Adder's faithful minion, 6 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,321 Damned Hellstrike. 7 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:21,108 Damned Hellstrike? That's a bizarre name. 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,587 I wonder if he's a bad guy. 9 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,723 He's probably a bad guy. 10 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,769 Gilius, I've been working on a new battle cry 11 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,945 for when I face Damned Hellstrike. 12 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:35,644 Check it out. Yeah! 13 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,080 Ha! You're crazy if you think 14 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,821 you're ready to face Damned Hellstrike. 15 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:39,952 You need more training. 16 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,737 Well, then train me. 17 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,739 I am, and the first lesson starts now. 18 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,349 Finally! What'd you have in mind? 19 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:47,743 Carrying buckets of water up a hill, down a hill. 20 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,962 Just tell me where you want the buckets, Gilius. 21 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:51,138 I'm dying over here. 22 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:52,487 There's no buckets. 23 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,489 You're gonna fight those guys. 24 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,623 The one-eyed marauders? 25 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:01,017 -Why would I fight them? -They're mad at you 26 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:02,627 for stealing their eye patches. 27 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:03,976 Catch. 28 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,800 But I didn't take these. We have to tell them. 29 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:06,644 -In you go. -Gilius! 30 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,372 Hey! Look, way over there. 31 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,983 That skinny guy's got our eye patches. 32 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,942 How can you tell with only one eye? 33 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,205 Wait. Do you have two eyes? 34 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,686 Wha-What? No. 35 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,079 We're one-eyed marauders. 36 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,124 You can't maraud with us if you got both. 37 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,213 All right, all right. I lied about that. 38 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:25,346 But everything else I said was true. 39 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,652 Even when you said I'm a good singer? 40 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,001 Attack! 41 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:33,658 Aah! Whoa! 42 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,182 Did you see that, Gilius? 43 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,706 I parried an arrow. I'm an arrow-parrier. 44 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,838 Ah, great start. Now fight back. 45 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,711 Right, of course. I will. 46 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,409 What do you suggest I do? 47 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,933 What do you mean? You have a legendary weapon. 48 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,370 Use the blade. 49 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,503 Right. Stand back, bandits, for I wield... 50 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,679 the Emerald Blade! 51 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:59,075 Oh. Okay, um, how about... Yah! 52 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,121 I said yah! 53 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,210 Yah? Y... Ouch! 54 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,690 Man down! Full-grown man down! 55 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:08,215 Absolutely pathetic display, Hampton. 56 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,796 Thank the gods I didn't put you up 57 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,870 against the two-eyed marauders. 58 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:14,873 Yah! 59 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,767 No, wait, we wanted to fight the skinny guy! 60 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,531 Gilius, if I die, tell my parents 61 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,185 I died. 62 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:23,708 They'll know what you mean. 63 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,101 My eye! 64 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,279 While Gilius struggles to train his protégé, 65 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,935 his former companions Ax and Tyris have already arrived 66 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,763 on Damned Hellstrike's doorstep. 67 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,417 -A toast! -Wait, 68 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,897 are they drinking the night before a battle? 69 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,769 So irresponsible. 70 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,771 Tomorrow we scale the Ancient Mound 71 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:45,339 and vanquish the fiend Damned Hellstrike. 72 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,775 My mother always said, 73 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,385 "A hearty meal warms the heart 74 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,605 before a hearty, heartfelt battle." 75 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,019 She wasn't the best with words. 76 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,782 She sounds like a great warrior. 77 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:55,044 She was not. 78 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:56,959 She was a gentle, defenseless soul, 79 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,396 who was slain quite easily by Death Adder's minions. 80 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,181 Thank you, Tyris, 81 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,048 for that wonderful reminder of the painful circumstances 82 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:05,228 surrounding my mother's tragic death. 83 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,621 Anytime. 84 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,358 I know how hard it is to lose one parent 85 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,102 because it happened to me... twice. 86 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,237 She thinks because both of her parents were killed 87 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,324 by Death Adder, that she's a better fighter than me. 88 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,587 I do. It's twice as sad and therefore 89 00:03:16,761 --> 00:03:18,589 -makes me twice the warrior. -I don't know. 90 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:19,764 I'm pretty tough 91 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,629 and everyone I care about is doing fine. 92 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,486 Surely, you have faced some horrific tragedy 93 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,422 that has spurred you to become a hero. 94 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,685 Village destroyed? Friend murdered? 95 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,688 Ran over by an evil horse? It happened to a bard I know. 96 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,777 He swore vengeance against all horses. 97 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:33,996 I'm not saying I agree. 98 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,519 Nah, I'm trauma-free. 99 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:37,608 I fight because I like adventure. 100 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,611 Pain and vengeance are what makes warriors great. 101 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,439 What fuels you to destroy your enemies 102 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,829 if not for the visceral memory of your parents being gutted 103 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,400 in front of you at 12 years old? 104 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,098 Hearing your father's gurgling screams as he slips away. 105 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,274 "Hold me, Tyris. 106 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,797 "I'm so cold. 107 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,017 "I see the black mountain. 108 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,714 Avenge me." 109 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,805 Well, I for one think it's refreshing. 110 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,330 A new generation of heroes who don't need to witness 111 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,462 the horrors of the world to do what we do best: 112 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,334 endlessly kill reanimated skeletons. 113 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,900 I'll drink to that. 114 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:14,123 "Avenge me." 115 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,208 Wake up, kid. 116 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,605 Ow. What the... 117 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:20,172 Oh, Gilius. I know we're brand-new friends, but 118 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,174 I don't really love being woken up that way. 119 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,002 Oh. And what is your preference? 120 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,874 Well, it starts with a back tickle, 121 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,702 but that's only the beginning... 122 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,313 Okay, I don't like that when I'm awake either. 123 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:31,807 -Where are we, by the way? -This 124 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:35,710 -is Tender Hamlet. -Whoa! 125 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,204 -I've brought you here because... -No, no, don't tell me. 126 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,367 Two adventurers arrive at a small town 127 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,020 in the middle of a larger quest. 128 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,327 Evil must be afoot. 129 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,547 I bet I can figure it out. 130 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,768 Hampton, there's no evil afoot. 131 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,203 A town crier. The first clue. 132 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,903 Hear ye, hear ye. I love my bell. 133 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,167 Huh. Didn't seem worth town-crying about. 134 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,560 The evil must be elsewhere. 135 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,389 Hampton, I promise you, this is a nice place. 136 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:05,043 Nothing is ever as it seems, Gilius. 137 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,872 Danger could be anywhere... 138 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,659 I'm deeply sorry. 139 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,138 Not necessary. 140 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,184 Human connection is always appreciated. 141 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,707 Terrific boots, by the way. 142 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:19,231 Now, do me a favor and have a great day. 143 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,712 What a nice bird. 144 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,671 Doesn't seem evil, 145 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:25,165 but anything's possible, I guess. 146 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,543 Hampton, listen to me. 147 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,415 Help me! Oh, please, gods, 148 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,634 -help me! -There it is... a cry for help. 149 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,332 Oh, thank gods. 150 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,633 I'm the mayor and two strangers have arrived in town 151 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:37,249 and I haven't personally welcomed them! 152 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,687 Two strangers? That could possibly be bad. 153 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,385 -We're the strangers. -Indeed you are. 154 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,126 Welcome to Tender Hamlet. 155 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,824 The tenderest place in all of Yuria. 156 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:50,611 Okay. And are there any foul doings about town? 157 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,569 Well, I don't think so. Look around. 158 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,137 We've got a tavern where the mead is free. 159 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,749 A barbershop where haircuts cost one hug. 160 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:02,013 And, you know we have a thriving theater scene. 161 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,319 That's my one-man show. 162 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,147 I sing some songs, tell a few jokes, 163 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:07,584 but it's mostly character work. 164 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,107 Ooh! I'll set aside some tickets 165 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,239 -for you. -You see? 166 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,980 Nothing going on. 167 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:15,157 Hmm. He almost had me fooled. 168 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,768 But when someone invites you to a one-man show, 169 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,336 you can be certain his intentions are evil. 170 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,905 Hampton! Tender Hamlet is a nice place. 171 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,210 Disgustingly so. 172 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,256 That is why I'm leaving you here. 173 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,562 What? 174 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,647 You couldn't even handle the one-eyed marauders. 175 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,348 You're not ready for what we're up against. 176 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,524 Now, I know you're gonna want to argue with me 177 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,962 and I am not interested in doing that sober, so 178 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,356 let's go off to the tavern. 179 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,314 Mm. 180 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,530 Hey, there. You look like you're feeling down. 181 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,667 Might I suggest you stop by the town compliment hut? 182 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,886 Whoa! You look like you've been working out. 183 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,410 What? We've never met. 184 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,108 You look good, bud. Shoulders are looking wide. 185 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,809 You're leaving me? 186 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,155 But... but-but it just doesn't make sense. 187 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,378 Dry those tears. 188 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,728 Two meads, on the house. Just like always. 189 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,817 Ugh, mead is disgusting. 190 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,210 I'll stick to my fetid wine 191 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,168 stored in a goat's belly, thank you. 192 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,301 Why are you doing this? 193 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,998 This is for your own good. 194 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,000 You can't fight, can't use the Emerald Blade. 195 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,002 Honestly, is there anything you are good at? 196 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,701 I'm a pretty good grandson. Both my grandmas say so. 197 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:24,052 It's my fault for believing in some silly fairy tale. 198 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,713 Which is why, instead of killing you 199 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:27,403 and ditching your body in the road, 200 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:28,796 I'm leaving you here. 201 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,667 But I'm destined to be a great hero. 202 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,582 All I need is a supportive, 203 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:36,325 patient father figure to help nurture my hidden talents. 204 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,720 Well, I don't have that kind of time. 205 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,722 I'm going to prove you wrong, 206 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,680 Gilius Thunderhead. 207 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,769 Mark my words. 208 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,032 You will woo this day. 209 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,165 Really, I'm gonna "woo" it? 210 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,949 I'm gonna woo this day? 211 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,211 You know I meant "rue." 212 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,519 Woo. Woo. 213 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,133 The moment of Damned Hellstrike's defeat has arrived. 214 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:05,136 -Oh, this is gonna be fun! -It's not supposed to be fun. 215 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:09,053 It's supposed to be a cathartic release of internal rage! 216 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,937 Look at him. There's just no way you can fight 217 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,635 that ferociously without some sort of internal turmoil. 218 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,768 -Tyris, focus. -I am focused. 219 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,074 Are you sure you haven't lost a cousin or something? 220 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,773 Maybe moved around a lot as a child? 221 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,125 Thank you, Chronos. Excellent in battle, as always. 222 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,606 It's just what us kitty-cats do. 223 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,218 Tyris. 224 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,930 I have something to tell you both. 225 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,522 That scenario I brought up last night... 226 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,440 the one about a 12-year-old girl named Tyris 227 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,312 seeing her father's guts spilled? 228 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,315 Well, that was me. I was Tyris. 229 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,143 And that was Tyris' father. 230 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:58,059 And Tyris' father was my dad. 231 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,801 And dad means father. 232 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,222 I can't believe I was friends 233 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,713 with someone who was in a scenario. 234 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,149 But now that I've seen Chronos fight, 235 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,720 it seems the death of my parents 236 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:10,550 was just a meaningless act that brought me no advantages. 237 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,726 Heavy stuff. 238 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,771 Do you guys smell that? 239 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:30,265 Aah. 240 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,540 Wow, he... he really hates cages. 241 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,978 I never got to bury my parents. 242 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,546 "Woo the day?" 243 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,810 Ugh! Great start on proving yourself, Hampton. 244 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:54,724 Oh... 245 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,726 Hey, you're sitting on my bench. 246 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,162 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 247 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:01,383 Don't apologize, move. 248 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:02,863 You're not very nice. 249 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,991 In fact, you're the first not-nice person I've met 250 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,475 -in this entire hamlet. -Thanks. 251 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:07,824 Name's Dry Arthur. 252 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,565 Been sober ten years, feels like 20. 253 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,002 That's why you're in such a bad mood, mm-hmm. 254 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,874 No, sober people can be fun. 255 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,658 I mean, I'm not, but it is possible. 256 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,399 I'm rude because I can be. 257 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:21,446 Everyone else in Tender Hamlet has been enchanted to be nice. 258 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,492 Dare I say... 259 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,102 tender. 260 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:28,105 No, no. No. Nice. Nice is the right word. 261 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,759 So, you're telling me 262 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:33,067 this whole town is under an enchantment? 263 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,285 Yup. 264 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,810 Hey, you broke my hut! 265 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,334 Good job. 266 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,683 It's in the mead. 267 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,772 Yes! Something is afoot in this town. 268 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:46,863 This is the perfect opportunity to prove myself to Gilius. 269 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:51,215 Gods, it is so hard to make friends as an adult. 270 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,304 What do you want? 271 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,394 -How hot is the hot pretzel? -Scalding. 272 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,787 I'll make it work. 273 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,267 Gilius, you were wrong. 274 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,041 There is something going on in this town. 275 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,271 Nope. No use trying to change my mind, kid. 276 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,055 You're staying here. 277 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,753 Okay, option B. 278 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,756 Let's share a mead before you go. 279 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,106 If this disgusting honey wine 280 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,239 will keep you in this hamlet, then bottoms up. 281 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,894 Ugh. Yeah, that's still disgusting. 282 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,375 I feel, ugh, I-I feel... I feel... 283 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:29,601 I feel well and truly grateful for it. 284 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,821 -It worked! -What worked? 285 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,475 Nothing. Have more mead. 286 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,607 Wow! You'd make a great waiter. 287 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,480 But to be fair, you'd be great at a lot of things. 288 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,742 Chef, model. 289 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,407 Oh, this one's crazy... blacksmith? 290 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,002 Oh, I don't know, everything's so heavy 291 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,660 and I have these little chicken wrists. 292 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,963 Don't you dare let that stand in the way of your dream. 293 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:50,448 You know, my real dream is to become an adventurer. 294 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,102 What's stopping you? 295 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,800 Technically, you. 296 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,803 But if you're on board, then maybe I should 297 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,153 come with you to fight Damned Hellstrike after all? 298 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,808 Well, I see no reason why not. 299 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:05,246 Oh, I can't wait to eat my pretzel. 300 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,740 Starting to feel a little guilty. 301 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,249 Hey, you listen to me. 302 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,600 Never let anyone make you feel guilty about anything. 303 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,689 Okay. 304 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:17,388 Fare thee well, Tender Hamlet. 305 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,000 I will tell tales of your hospitality. 306 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,480 But now we must venture forth 307 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,047 to defeat Damned Hellstrike. 308 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,963 But first there's something important we need to do. 309 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,269 Gather supplies? 310 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,706 Splash in the fountain! 311 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,539 Okay. Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. 312 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,846 So, we can go after Damned Hellstrike? 313 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,370 Who cares about Damned Hellstrike? 314 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,851 That guy's painting caricatures. 315 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,681 I like axes and he likes daggers. 316 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,771 Sor-Sorry, I didn't mean to speak for you, 317 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,947 I'm just really excited. 318 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,559 The hell? 319 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,997 Oh, hey guys. You made it. 320 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,217 Chronos. Hey, bud. 321 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,001 You, uh, want to tell us what happened? 322 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,742 I won the fight. 323 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,136 All right, uh, care to go into details? 324 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,485 Sure. 325 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,396 I went left and right, jumped a couple times, 326 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,967 few kicks, you know how battles go. 327 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,399 Figured I'd wait for you to take on 328 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,187 Damned Hellstrike. 329 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,681 Throne room is just down the hall. 330 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,278 Uh, why do you know that? 331 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,715 Beats me. I have no memory of this place. 332 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,548 I'm worried about Chronos. 333 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,550 Do you think he got enough sleep last night? 334 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,030 All right, 335 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,032 raise your hand if you've ever mixed up 336 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:39,035 the town crier with the town friar. 337 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,951 Whoa, that's more than I expected. 338 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,932 Does it get any better than a one-man show?! 339 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,912 Hey, uh, after this, I was thinking 340 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,040 that we should finally go after Damned Hellstrike. 341 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,698 Or, better i... or, better idea... 342 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,527 what if we invited him here? I think he'd love this place! 343 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,747 Now I'm gonna need a volunteer from the audience 344 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,575 who loves to smile. 345 00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,664 Me! Pick me! You're talking about me! 346 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,101 First rule of showbiz, 347 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,103 always pick the person who wants it most. 348 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,974 Get up here, Gilius! 349 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,758 This show blows, huh? 350 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,240 Oh, hey, Dry Arthur. Good to see you. 351 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,633 Uh, that's a lie. 352 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,765 So I tell you the whole town's enchanted 353 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,942 and you enchant your friend? 354 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,422 Yeah, but I think it's kind of backfiring. 355 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,513 Any idea how to sober up a dwarf? 356 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,690 One day at a time. 357 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,302 Ah, I swear I was so funny when I was a drinker. 358 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,130 I-I don't... I don't think you were. 359 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,442 Hello? 360 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,102 Bar maiden. I know what you're doing to this town, 361 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,756 and I need to know how to reverse it. 362 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,107 You know that I'm enchanting people to be nice? 363 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:53,153 That's right. I know everything. 364 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,459 So that I can kill them 365 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,159 and use their body parts in my evil stew? 366 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,117 That part is new to me. 367 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,771 When Death Adder's evil hordes 368 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,599 march through this part of Yuria, 369 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,644 they'll be in need of nourishment. 370 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,864 And they will gain powerful strength 371 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,431 from my enchanted feast. 372 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,781 And if I have a little left over, 373 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,785 I'm gonna make a potpie just for me. 374 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,239 Why can't you just 375 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,962 make the stew out of veggies? 376 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,661 Oh, wow, a witch! 377 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,625 Time to add our main ingredient. 378 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,109 Ooh, scary. 379 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,415 Citizens of Tender Hamlet, 380 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:39,808 prepare to die. 381 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,031 Big cauldron. 382 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,996 Well, I'll be Damned. 383 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,868 The prodigal son has returned. 384 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,914 Tyris, do they know each other? 385 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,048 Oh, did Chronos not tell you? 386 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,832 Chronos was not born, 387 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,443 but created by my dark magic. 388 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,664 I gave him a very traumatic upbringing, 389 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:13,494 filled with unimaginable torture and suffering. 390 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,018 Isn't that right, Chronos? 391 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,542 Wait, wait. You're his father? 392 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,329 Okay. Oh... 393 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,505 Oh, yes, that-that's good. 394 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,855 Why did I do it? 395 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,467 It's simple. I thought it would be funny. 396 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,738 I'm sorry! 397 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,914 He's eating my face! 398 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,613 What have I done to deserve this?! 399 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,354 Thank the gods. 400 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,399 You are a victim of trauma. 401 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,184 And it's way worse than mine. 402 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,577 Oh, today is confusing. 403 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,711 Chronos! My boy... 404 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,236 Form a line, people. 405 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,109 Everybody will have a chance to get in the boiling cauldron. 406 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,371 Don't do it, everyone! 407 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,329 Oh, but I want to be soup so bad. 408 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,679 Whee! 409 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,380 Oh, gods. 410 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,812 -Me next! -Gilius? 411 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,252 So fun. 412 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,907 I'm gonna get my dirty ass in there. 413 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,518 Stop, Gilius. You have to snap out of it. 414 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,212 I'm gonna pretend I'm a slice of onion. 415 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,567 -Gods, what do I do? -Hey, buddy, it looks like 416 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,917 you're really struggling with something. 417 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,921 I enchanted my friend and now I don't know how to reverse it. 418 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,502 Most enchantments can be reversed 419 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,616 with a drop of blood from someone who is unaffected. 420 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,927 Hey, I'm unaffected. 421 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,408 I can do this. Or... 422 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,887 Hey, can I borrow something? 423 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,063 Ow! Hey! 424 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,763 -I was so nice to you. -Sorry. 425 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,591 Now drink, Gilius. 426 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,553 What in a pig's taint did you do to me? 427 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,989 I'm so sorry, 428 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,465 but the bar maiden's an evil sorceress 429 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,862 enchanting the town and is now... 430 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,256 Making a people stew to feed Death Adder's hordes. 431 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,258 Oh, that witch! 432 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,478 -Aah! -I'm giving you one chance 433 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,612 to free these townsfolk on your own, you frigging witch! 434 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,179 I'm a frigging sorceress. 435 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,356 And it's not my job to explain to you the difference. 436 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,358 It's your job to die! 437 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,317 And I hear you're real good at it. 438 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,975 Go, Gilius! He is doing it. 439 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,411 Aah! 440 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,554 Your friends will be joining you spoon. 441 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,861 -Joining you spoon? -Oh, uh, I-I think 442 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,763 the enchantment must still be wearing off. 443 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,822 Sure, dude. 444 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,345 Shut up, shut up! 445 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,440 You fight well, dwarf. 446 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,791 But you're a fool if you think you can stop me. 447 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,452 Aah! 448 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,367 Right in my witch chest. 449 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,378 Is it crazy that I want to try the soup? 450 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,606 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 451 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,347 Sorry I enchanted you. 452 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,258 Guess I can't blame you for ditching me now. 453 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,567 Oh, shut up. 454 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,003 You're coming with me. 455 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,309 Don't joke around, Gilius, 456 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,698 I'm too fragile for sarcasms right now. 457 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,443 Look, you drugged me 458 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,140 and I'm pissed as hell. 459 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,882 That was stupid and reckless, but also a lot of fun. 460 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,753 Now, Damned Hellstrike awaits 461 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,056 and if we're gonna defeat him, we're gonna have to teach you 462 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,496 how to fight and figure out 463 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,195 what the heck turns on the Emerald Blade. 464 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,719 Training? Finally! What'd you have in mind? 465 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,504 Nothing, if you don't get rid of that picture. 466 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,463 -Come on, let's go. -Aw. 467 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,382 Well, this doesn't look real. 468 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,167 I could have drawn this way better. 469 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,743 He ate his face. 470 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,833 He ate his father's whole face. 471 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,138 What's wrong with Ax? 472 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,531 Nothing's wrong. 473 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,268 He's got some new trauma that's gonna make him 474 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,969 extra good at fighting tomorrow. 475 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:35,582 Tyris, trauma doesn't make you a better fighter. 476 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,931 Now, let's rest, 477 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,150 for tomorrow we take on Dad Hellstrike... 478 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:40,630 Damned Helldad. 479 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,241 Dad Dad-dad. 480 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,025 Welp, goodnight. 481 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,118 He doesn't even remember. 482 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,579 What do you have to go through 483 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,730 to eat your father's face 484 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,384 and not remember? 485 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:58,605 Maybe it would be healthier to talk about our trauma. 486 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,607 Chronos? 487 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,261 Is he asleep now? 488 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,289 Chirp.